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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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BEEF:
Children, this can
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has been in the back
of the panic room
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since before
any of you were born.
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Nobody knows what's in it.
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I have your predictions,
and whoever's closest
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gets all the money
in the swear jar.
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And that's a (bleep) ton
of money
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because we all love to swear.
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Hell yeah, we do!
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Fudge, yes! I don't like fudge
so that's a swear to me.
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If a bunch of silly snakes
pop out of that mystery can,
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I'm gonna be pissed.
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Well, I guess it depends
on how silly they are.
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Come on, baked beans.
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No, it's got to be peaches.
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God, I hope it's creamed corn.
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Whoop, whoop,
show me that soup!
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Dad, it's time.
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(chanting):
Mystery can! Mystery can!
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Wait! Ham, we need
your mystery can guess.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot
we were doing this. (laughs)
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I've been so busy lately
with my volunteer hours
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at the senior home,
I've barely even seen Crispin.
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And of course he's also been
super busy since he was promoted
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to assistant boss manager
at Smoothie Boss.
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The supplemental blender
training is really intense.
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Joey Valdez nearly
lost a finger.
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That's the job.
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I'm sorry, Ham.
Being separated
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from your first true love
can be tough,
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even if it's just
for some supplemental blending.
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Oh. (sputters)
It's okay, Dad. We're fine.
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And at least I enjoy my work
at the retirement home.
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They love
when I bring them a cake.
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Nothing blows an old person's
mind like a cake.
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Yeah. I made one
for tonight's bingo game
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that combines two
of the seniors' favorite things:
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gambling and grandchildren,
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and it's called
"A Bingo Caked My Baby."
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Speaking of eating babies.
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You know what?
I don't need a segue
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or permission
to change the subject.
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I'm going
to my first pottery class
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at Kilnin' It!
pottery studio tonight.
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Ah, a new artistic medium
for our budding Brandy Warhol.
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Our Lady-nardo da Vinci.
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Pauletta Picasso.
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You know there are
women artists, right?
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Sorry. We got carried away.
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And now, without further ado,
the mystery can!
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-(gasps) Good God, the smell!
-Why, Dad? Why?
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-(overlapping chatter)
-I'm gonna chop my nose off!
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-HAM: The devil is in the can!
-(Beef grunts)
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Okay, great. I'll just
burn the house down,
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and the smell will be all gone.
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HAM:
Who wants a piece
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of delicious baby?
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I'll take some arm.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Hey, there, mister.
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Why don't you, uh, at least
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let me hold
that flimsy cardboard
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while you chop up that baby?
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(laughs) Thanks.
Goldie, right?
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Uh-huh. Got a platter
back in my room
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if you got a moment.
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Sure. I've got nothing but time.
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We get it, kid-- you're young.
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You don't have to be a B hole
about it. Follow me.
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(gasps)
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Mounds of terra cotta clay?
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Adults exploring
their artistic side?
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A grown man in overalls?!
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It's exactly what I pictured!
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Oh, hey.
You must be Judy.
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Go ahead and have a seat
at any available wheel,
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and we'll get started.
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My own wheel?
Speak to me, mistress.
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All right, couple ground rules
before we begin.
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Remember, the important thing is
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you have to keep making
and making and making.
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Second thing is,
even though I'm flattered,
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I'm in a committed relationship
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with my partners Wintergreen
and Mike so I cannot Swayze you.
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Okay,
but could you sit behind me
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and sort of put your arms
around me
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while we make a bowl together?
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Melinda, that's Swayze-ing,
and you know it.
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Damn it.
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Now everyone,
silence your minds
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so that you may hear the song
of the clay.
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♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah. ♪
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I'm you, Judy,
and you're me,
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and together,
we're beautiful.
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I am home.
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HAM:
Wow,
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Goldie,
those dishes are delicious.
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Oh, you like my dish collection?
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A lot of them were
from my husband Paul.
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He's dead now.
He was a writer.
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Wow! What did he write?
Poetry? Novels?
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Oh, the heating instructions
for all sorts of food products.
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"Let cool before eating."
That was his idea.
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Before that, people were burning
their mouths all the time.
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I had to sell most of the dishes
he bought me
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when I moved in here and, uh,
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because I don't throw
my freak-outs anymore.
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That's what everyone used
to call my wild parties.
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Oh, you would've loved it, Ham.
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I loved to bake, too,
and I'd make a bunch of stuff
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that sounds pretty gross now,
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but was considered hip
at the time.
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Weineroni casseroles,
bananas hollandaise,
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my seven-liver dip.
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Oh, and Paul and I would always
do a special dance.
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(whistles)
Wouldn't kick this dish
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out of bed for serving crackers.
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Oh, that was a special platter
I got
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for my sweet Paul's
70th birthday freak-out,
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but then he died suddenly at 69,
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which he would have liked
because he loved 69 jokes,
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but he couldn't enjoy it
because, again, he was dead.
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And all the plans I had
for that plate
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and that party just, pfft,
dried up, blew away.
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That was almost
ten years ago.
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His birthday's coming up
in a few days.
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Oh, I could make a cake
for his birthday,
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and we could raise a glass
to him.
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Or... maybe...
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No, no, no, we couldn't.
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-We shouldn't!
-Shouldn't what?
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Just, well... I don't know.
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It's too crazy,
but we could...
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We could throw Paul's freak-out,
the whole party.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You know what? Never mind.
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Forget I said it. Dumb idea!
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I'm a dumb old lady
with a dumb mouth.
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What? No! It's not dumb!
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I've got plenty of free time
right now to help you
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because my boyfriend is busy
with blender training.
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Okay, Ham, if you insist.
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Did you hear that, Paul?
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We're having your birthday party
this weekend.
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So tell your boring
heaven friends you're busy!
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Morning, Judy.
What's that you've got there?
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A handful of toilet paper?
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It's my very first
handmade mug!
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Go ahead, Father.
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-Fill it with coffee!
-Okay.
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Aah! I see.
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All I have to do is put my thumb
on the hole like so.
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Or drink it
from the hole like so.
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Ah. Oh, what a novel
drinking experience, Judy.
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It's lots of fun for my mouth.
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I know it's not perfect,
but Kurt says
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a flawed mug is just like
a flawed person-- beautiful.
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Nonsense. This is a great mug.
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I just need to work on myself
to be able to use it.
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Aw, I feel awful I don't have
a mug for each of you,
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but don't worry.
I'm going back tonight,
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and I'm gonna birth
some new pieces!
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Oh. (laughs) Ah, terrific!
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Why don't you guys just
tell Judy her cup is bad?
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Oh, we try not
to discourage her.
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When she was four,
I didn't put her drawing
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of a cat on the fridge,
and for a week,
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she walked around the house
in a bathrobe,
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sighing and pretending to smoke.
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Well, maybe she'll get better?
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Either that,
or we get better at lying.
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HAM:
I knew
training was gonna be tough,
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but your poor finger.
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Oh, it's just
to protect it during the day
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so I can get back
to blending tonight.
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Yeah, I've got
a pretty big night planned, too.
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I'm helping my senior friend,
Goldie, plan a party.
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Oh, that reminds me!
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We're having a party
on Saturday night.
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You'll have to come, too. We'll
finally get to hang out again.
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Okay, got to motor.
PE's all the way across school,
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and I need
to walk extra careful
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so my finger doesn't bump
into anyone.
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Goodbye, alligator.
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And a good day
to you, crocodile.
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I knew you guys were watching
Stranger Things tonight
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so I brought a pineapple
The Upside Down cake.
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Looks delicious.
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Wait 'till you see
what I have planned
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for Goldie's big party. Ow!
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-Her what?
-Goldie!
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Oh, is it that time already?
Ham, you come with me.
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Sorry. We've got to get him
to his drug counseling
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because
of how he's addicted to drugs.
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He's been smoking Tide bongs
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with his no-good friends
down by the railroad tracks.
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Okay, we-we better, uh, uh...
Yeah, we-we got to go. Bye.
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-Goldie, what in the world?!
-Shut it.
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No talking about the party
in front of the fuzz.
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Okay, so I should have
mentioned this earlier,
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but it's not exactly cool
to throw the birthday freak-out
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-here at the old people's home.
-Why?
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Well, I might have thrown
a little shindig my first week
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that resulted in some damaged
medical equipment.
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A couple of people had an IV
bag fight. That's not my fault!
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So this party is...
against the rules?
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(scoffs)
At my age, I consider all rules
to just be suggestions,
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and most of them
suggestions I do not like.
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Well, if we can't do it here,
where are we gonna throw it?
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Oh, I got a venue in mind.
I'll show you tomorrow.
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But if you're having
second thoughts, you know what?
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I-I'll just light a candle
for Paul here
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all alone in my room
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and say his name softly
into the darkness, like this.
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(sadly):
"Paul."
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Uh-uh, Goldie. Paul may have
69'd his way into heaven,
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but this weekend, he turns 70.
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So, where's our first stop?
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Let's hit
the party supply store.
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Then we can go see
my friend Mark
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-and buy some cocai...
-(phone chimes)
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Crispin, huh?
Is that your mister?
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-You want to write him back?
-Yeah, I do,
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but our dad always says
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if he ever catches us texting
while driving,
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our next call should be
to the news to see
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if they want to interview
the most grounded child alive.
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-Smart man.
-I'll just text him back later.
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That's what you do
in relationships now, huh?
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You just send each other emojis
and pictures of your butts?
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You ever dance?
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Yeah, we actually fell in love
at a dance.
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But we're both just
really busy these days.
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Wait! Stop!
Stop here! Pull over!
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Goldie! Hey, uh, uh, come back?
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Oh, man,
I'm gonna lose a senior.
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Oh, hot dang!
The ducks are here.
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-I've never seen
this spot before.
-(ducks quacking)
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It's so beautiful.
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00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:47,417
Oh, yeah, the pond is only
unfrozen a few days a year.
244
00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:48,918
I used to drag Paul away
from his desk
245
00:08:48,937 --> 00:08:50,177
so we wouldn't miss it.
246
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,679
Too bad
your boyfriend's missing it.
247
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,590
Well, he said he's coming
to the party this weekend.
248
00:08:53,608 --> 00:08:55,458
But what if you got murdered
before then, Ham?
249
00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,018
Have you thought about that?
250
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,444
Are you gonna murder me, Goldie?
251
00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,947
Nah, I don't have
the upper body strength.
252
00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:03,875
-Ah, I love it here.
-I can see why.
253
00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,118
I'm glad we stopped.
254
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,936
What are you doing, Ham?
Don't sit down.
255
00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:09,030
We got to go shopping
for the party. Come on!
256
00:09:09,107 --> 00:09:11,716
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Keep up!
257
00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,127
So, what does everyone think?
258
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,945
Oh, I love my fork!
259
00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:17,872
-It's a candle holder.
-Sure is!
260
00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,949
I was just gonna make one thing
last night,
261
00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:22,877
but the studio really
inspires me.
262
00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:24,470
That wheel was a-spinning,
263
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,547
and Kurt was doing
his Norwegian yoik singing.
264
00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:27,882
And the next thing you knew,
265
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,976
I'd made enough pottery
to fill a barn.
266
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,237
And I love my pink... thing.
267
00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:34,055
-Picture frame!
-Oh!
268
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,574
Okay. Mm-hmm.
269
00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,058
Moon? Any thoughts?
270
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,152
This was given
to me by my sister.
271
00:09:39,304 --> 00:09:41,137
And Dad, do you like yours?
272
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,081
Uh, well, it will be very fun
273
00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,083
to eat food off this plate,
Judy.
274
00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:47,827
Look how tiny my hamburger looks
in this landscape.
275
00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:50,088
I'm glad you guys love your
gifts, cause there's gonna be
276
00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:51,648
more, more, more
where that came from!
277
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:54,484
Terrific. Now where did
my tater tots go?
278
00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:58,579
Oh, they've fallen into the hole
in the middle of my plate. Neat.
279
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,991
-Okay, where to now?
-Ooh, turn off here, Ham!
280
00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,677
-What's this?
-That party venue
I told you about.
281
00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,439
This is my house.
My actual house, that I own.
282
00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:11,109
I just have to sleep at that
old people's storage facility.
283
00:10:11,336 --> 00:10:13,336
Well, it looks
like it was gorgeous,
284
00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,338
but it doesn't seem... safe?
285
00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:19,025
I just wish
I could celebrate here once more
286
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,286
before I... you know.
(guttural grunting)
287
00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:25,181
(gasps)
Goldie, you're dying?
288
00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:27,033
Oh, it's okay, Ham.
I'm not afraid.
289
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:30,128
-I've had a good life.
-Oh, what the hell.
290
00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:31,704
It can't hurt to throw
a little party in there.
291
00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:34,799
-It's just a couple hours.
-That's the spirit.
292
00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:36,968
Now, We just need to figure out
how to get 23 old people here
293
00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:38,862
from the old people place.
294
00:10:38,955 --> 00:10:41,381
Um, I think Junkyard Kyle has
a bunch of old busses.
295
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,475
Great! These seniors will be
so excited to take a ride
296
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:46,961
in something other
than an ambulance.
297
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:51,207
♪ Here I am with my old friend ♪
298
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,653
♪ She is old but I am not ♪
299
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,214
♪ Her bones are old
and she is old ♪
300
00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:02,810
♪ But her heart is young,
so we still hang out. ♪
301
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:04,237
Ow! My hand! You broke it!
302
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,456
Just kidding. Let's rage!
303
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,003
-Oh, no. I mean, hello!
-Hi, guys. Listen,
304
00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,913
I just wanted to say, I realize
305
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,415
that some of my early attempts
at ceramics
306
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,509
might have been a little...
not great.
307
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,678
-What?!
-What!? No. Uh-uh.
-Correct.
308
00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:23,406
And I realized that ceramic
dishes just aren't my calling.
309
00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:26,075
And that's why...
♪ Bump, ba-da-da-da! ♪
310
00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:27,593
I am pleased to present to you
311
00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:31,338
my new line of ceramic jewelry
and clothing! Honeybee!
312
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,174
-Oh, wow.
-It's a necklace!
313
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,693
Of course it is, girl.
314
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,510
Pure elegance.
315
00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:38,254
And Moon, this is for you.
316
00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:41,032
-It's a ceramic jacket,
and you just put it on like so.
-Mm.
317
00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,926
Hey, what does that say
on the lapel there?
318
00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:45,537
Oh, it says "Slammin'!"
Isn't that cool?
319
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,598
-Oh, God. Got to sit down.
-Now, where's Ham?
320
00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:50,283
I believe he's up in his room,
getting ready
321
00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:51,876
for an event
at the senior home.
322
00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,786
Oh, great. I'm gonna go
give him his gift.
323
00:11:53,939 --> 00:11:57,290
It's ceramic shorts that say
"Slammin'!" on the pockets.
324
00:11:57,442 --> 00:11:59,459
Can someone help me
get my head up?
325
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,720
To the rescue,
my collapsing Christine!
326
00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:04,538
Guys, we got to do something to
stop Judy from making this crap.
327
00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:06,632
How about we go down
to the pottery studio
328
00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:09,452
-and have a little chat
with this Kurt?
-MOON: Dad?
329
00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:11,730
-Help?
-Yup, gonna get
my reciprocating saw.
330
00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:13,748
We'll cut you out of there
in no time.
331
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,233
HAM:
Hey, Crispin, it's me.
332
00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:16,960
Uh, I got your message.
It's a bummer
333
00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,628
they added hours
to your schedule tonight
334
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,979
now that your promotion
came through.
335
00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,240
I would've liked to see you,
but I understand.
336
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,742
Oh, and if you remember,
can you look
337
00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:25,468
for my lucky pinecone
at your house?
338
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,895
It looks like a pinecone,
but luckier.
339
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,080
Okay, love you. Bye!
340
00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:30,823
-(knocking)
-You headed out?
341
00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,475
And wishing you had a pair
of ceramic shorts to wear?
342
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,568
Well, I...
Wait. Whoa. A tuxedo?
343
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:37,589
Wowee, wow-wow. I thought
you were volunteering tonight.
344
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,999
I'm helping a lady
at the senior home throw a party
345
00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:42,427
for her dead husband's
long-delayed 70th birthday.
346
00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:45,488
-Hey, you should come!
-Yes! And idea.
347
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,414
I've got a lot
of ceramic dishes and vases
348
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,267
I could bring along
to spruce up the scene.
349
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,436
Oh, your dishes. Uh, great!
350
00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,346
The seniors are used
to hardship.
351
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:55,348
A lot of them were in wars.
352
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,193
♪ ♪
353
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,935
Now show me
what this baby can do, Ham.
354
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,288
Oh, yeah! Let's freak out!
355
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:13,625
I actually can't see
so I have to take these off.
356
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,368
(muffled music playing)
357
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,462
Would you like some
of this... Jell-O stuff?
358
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:19,022
What an unusual plate.
359
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,356
Thanks. I made it myself.
360
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,707
My granddaughter Amanda used
361
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,377
to send me arts and crafts,
but now she's in a cult.
362
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,471
-It's going great,
my Ham scramble!
-(rumbling)
363
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,807
Oh, the house is giving us
a little shake
364
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,867
'cause she's enjoying
the party so much.
365
00:13:30,885 --> 00:13:32,869
I knew
she had one more in her.
366
00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,387
Ham, are you ready
for our dance?
367
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,389
Wait. What do you mean,
our dance?
368
00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,708
Our dance!
Like me and Paul used to do.
369
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:41,319
Uh, but we didn't plan anything,
Goldie. We didn't practice.
370
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,212
You don't have
to practice a dance.
371
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,214
I've literally
never heard of that.
372
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,899
All right, Goldie. Let's dance.
373
00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,901
That's the spirit.
You want a little cocaine?
374
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:51,404
-Goldie!
-Kidding! I couldn't get any.
375
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,406
Turns out
my guy went back to school.
376
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,893
He's an art historian now.
I am so proud of him.
377
00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,394
WOLF:
Okay, so what's the plan?
378
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,654
Do we just go in there
and start smashing pottery
379
00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:02,231
and say "Judy's out!"? Oh!
380
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,991
We could do Italian accents so
he thinks we're in the Mafia.
381
00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:06,569
Great idea, son, but maybe
we should just tell him
382
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:09,238
that because I don't have
the strength to tell my daughter
383
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,240
she's bad at ceramics,
he has to do it.
384
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,076
Or-- wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
385
00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:14,853
Moon is really good
at throwing his voice.
386
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,762
Maybe he could do it
into one of the pots.
387
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,506
And Kurt will be so freaked out,
he'll never let her come back.
388
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:23,177
(slowly):
Judy... is evil.
389
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,755
Guys,
Judy is spending money here,
390
00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,514
so we're gonna have
to offer this guy cash,
391
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,351
or we could offer him a cool
experience instead of money,
392
00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:33,037
like a massage,
or a gnocchi-making class.
393
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,597
An outside-the-box idea--
394
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,283
We frame him for murder,
and his store gets shut down.
395
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,602
Look, this Kurt guy
and the power of ceramics
396
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,212
are obviously
pretty overwhelming,
397
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:44,549
so let's just go in there,
throw all this stuff at him,
398
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,791
and hope something works.
399
00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:47,719
Greetings, new friends. I...
400
00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:49,404
(Italian accent):
It's a-me, Mario.
401
00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:50,889
Uh, my a-sister-- she's out
402
00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,558
-of the pottery business.
Uh, capice?
-Um...
403
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,785
Instead of money,
we're gonna give you a massage.
404
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:58,137
-What?
-(eerie voice): Judy is evil.
405
00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,214
Well, I'm not sure
what any of that meant,
406
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,791
but all are welcome.
407
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,977
Now, may I present to you
the magic in your own hearts?
408
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,979
Touch this clay.
409
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,133
(vocalizing)
410
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,911
-Do you feel that? The power?
-I do.
411
00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,987
-Oh, wow.
-Mm-hmm.
-I am a changed man.
412
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,398
Let us begin.
413
00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:19,325
Hit it, Grace!
414
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,236
♪ Jell-O sets fast,
but it won't last forever ♪
415
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,814
♪ The cake tastes sweetest
when we're together ♪
416
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:27,650
♪ It's the good ol' days
and the food is nasty ♪
417
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:30,762
♪ But this is the moment
to make it last-y ♪
418
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,505
♪ Just like in Footloose
starring Kevin Bacon ♪
419
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,373
♪ You can't plan out
life's dance ♪
420
00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:36,100
♪ You just got
to start a-shakin' ♪
421
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:39,162
♪ Life is too short
and you have to raise a glass ♪
422
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,607
♪ Why not get the crew of Apollo
13 tattooed on your ass? ♪
423
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,108
Wait. Do you really have that?
424
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,260
What they did
was very heroic, Ham.
425
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,113
Tattooing them on my butt
was the least I could do.
426
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:50,764
♪ So twirl me through ♪
427
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,842
♪ This raspberry bologna aspic
once more ♪
428
00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:56,955
♪ Life is too short not to take
another spin around the floor ♪
429
00:15:57,182 --> 00:16:00,107
♪ It's the good old days
and the food is nasty ♪
430
00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:04,963
♪ But this is the moment
to make it last-y! ♪
431
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,632
All right, now,
it's time for a toast.
432
00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:10,376
You know, this was the party
I was supposed
433
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,470
to throw many years ago
for my sweetheart, Paul,
434
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:16,048
but then, two days before
his birthday, out of nowhere,
435
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,126
like a real ding-dong,
he kicked the bucket.
436
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,645
And that taught me something.
437
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:23,630
Never put off for two days
the party you can have today.
438
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:26,985
So I'm glad we got to have
this one right here together.
439
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:28,728
And Paul, if you're out there,
440
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:32,156
well, just give us a sign
if you liked your party.
441
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,141
(rumbling, screaming)
442
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,901
Uh, o-okay, Paul,
that's enough sign.
443
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,720
-You can stop now.
-JUDY: Oh, God!
444
00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:40,147
Get out of my way! I have
to protect my bowls! My vessels!
445
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,482
Aah! Call 911!
446
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,501
Everyone please just walk
to the nearest exit!
447
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:46,729
-(screaming)
-Or, yes,
panicking is fine, too.
448
00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,089
Whatever works for you.
449
00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:54,178
Well, looks like I could charge
you with breaking and entering.
450
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,848
Breaking and entering?
But Goldie owns the house.
451
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,183
-Well...
-Goldie!
452
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:01,019
I had to sell it
after Paul died.
453
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:02,520
(sighs)
Goldie.
454
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,914
So, how many years
are we staring down, Officer?
455
00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,024
I can take it.
456
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:08,100
Well, I mean,
this is pretty serious.
457
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,695
You're going away
for a long, long time.
458
00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,755
-What?
-(Goldie gasps)
-(laughs) No, that's not true.
459
00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:15,867
But saying that aloud has
always been a dream of mine.
460
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,444
Listen, Edna,
I know we made a mistake,
461
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,930
but we only did this
because Goldie's dying.
462
00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:24,691
-Well...
-Goldie! You lied about dying?
463
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,362
I mean, we're all dying, Ham,
except Benjamin Buttons.
464
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,607
But, no,
I'm not dying, like, now.
465
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,610
Goldie, you manipulated me
to break the law.
466
00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:36,036
That's terrible!
467
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,705
And his name was "Benjamin
Button," not "Buttons!"
468
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:42,042
And he did die. He just aged in
reverse and then died as a baby.
469
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,228
Oh, I got to take this.
It's the homeowners.
470
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,123
Don't you dare say anything good
until I come back.
471
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,975
-You mad?
-Yes, kind of!
472
00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:52,052
Goldie, we're in big trouble.
473
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,221
And we could've been crushed
by the ceiling.
474
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,223
But we weren't,
and we did some living!
475
00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:57,724
Well, the people
who own the house
476
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,968
aren't gonna press charges.
477
00:17:58,986 --> 00:18:00,244
Place is due
to be demolished anyway.
478
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:03,139
-Let's get you back.
-Demolished, huh?
479
00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:04,657
-I'm afraid so.
-Okay.
480
00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:08,735
Just give me a moment
with the house to say goodbye?
481
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,496
Bye, Paul.
482
00:18:10,648 --> 00:18:13,316
This freak... is out.
483
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,117
BEEF:
Well, I do not think
484
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:18,078
we got the message through
to him about Judy.
485
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,489
But we did all sign up
for daily pottery classes.
486
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,417
And the 14-day pottery retreat
in Tahoe.
487
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,177
Well, let's just call
and cancel.
488
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,346
-First thing in the morning.
-Right, and if we are still
489
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,590
interested in ceramics,
I could just
490
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,776
build a little pottery studio
in the backyard.
491
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,445
Or we could just go back
to the ceramics place tomorrow?
492
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,672
-Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
-Yes. Yes.
-Yes.
493
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,357
I miss Kurt. Do you think
we could call him?
494
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:40,176
I bet he's in the phone book.
495
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:42,769
HAM:
You know, you didn't have
to lie to me.
496
00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:45,514
About the house
and, um, about dying.
497
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:49,352
I'm sorry. I-I guess
I just wanted to make sure
498
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,687
I got one more night
at my house.
499
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,856
With my memories, with Paul.
500
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,858
I never even got to say goodbye,
you know?
501
00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:59,303
We were both in great health.
We thought we'd live to be 115,
502
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,547
and then poof, he was just gone.
503
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,048
You know, it's funny.
504
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,475
We've been together
all week,
505
00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:06,960
and I've never even seen
this boyfriend of yours.
506
00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:08,888
Well, he's had work.
507
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,539
Yeah, Paul used
to work a lot, too.
508
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,800
In fact, we were gonna have
his freak-out the week before,
509
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:16,212
but he had a big assignment
pop up-- an impossible deadline
510
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,547
on instructions for
a double-decker waffle maker.
511
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:21,141
So I rescheduled,
and then look what happened.
512
00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:22,735
You know what happened?
I'm gonna tell ya.
513
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:24,920
-He died.
-Yeah, he died.
514
00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:28,224
Yes! You can't wait for the
special moments to come to you.
515
00:19:28,242 --> 00:19:29,742
You have to make them, Ham.
516
00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,227
If you don't,
you could miss them,
517
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,245
just like
I missed Paul's birthday.
518
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,655
I'm sure he knew you loved him.
519
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,508
Yeah, I showed him in
little ways, like buying flowers
520
00:19:37,735 --> 00:19:39,844
and installing a mirror
on our bedroom ceiling,
521
00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,254
but boy, what I'd give
for one more day.
522
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,997
I know
you and Crispin are young,
523
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,242
but life goes faster
than you think,
524
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,519
and the one thing
you can't count on is more time.
525
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:51,171
Sometimes things in life
come out of nowhere,
526
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,191
and you don't want
to have regrets.
527
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,751
Now, what do you think
you need to do?
528
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,511
-Go to Crispin.
-Yes!
529
00:19:57,605 --> 00:20:00,940
-But first, drop Judy at home!
-Okay!
530
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:02,349
And then I need to get some gas.
531
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,702
But after that,
I'll go to him.
532
00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:07,112
Attaboy.
Oh, and also walk me in.
533
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,740
It's a little icy.
I don't want to slip and fall.
534
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,359
I'm still planning
to live to be 115.
535
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,212
I know
Paul's gonna wait for me.
536
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:18,716
He's just up there putting a
mirror on our ceiling in heaven.
537
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,869
-Hamuel?
-Hi.
538
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,114
-You're here.
-So are you.
539
00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,058
What a coincidence.
540
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,893
Do you have anywhere
you need to go now?
541
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,377
-Yeah.
-Oh.
542
00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:32,788
Oh, no, no, no. I-I mean,
wherever you're going.
543
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:33,973
Okay, cool.
544
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,067
Thanks for picking me up.
545
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,643
Thanks for letting me
pick you up.
546
00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:41,572
Well, thanks for being thankful
to me for picking me up.
547
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:45,576
-Sorry it took so long.
-You were right on time.
548
00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:50,248
Wow. Ugh. This is gross.
What's in it?
549
00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:53,567
Oh, uh, whipped cream,
sausages and horseradish.
550
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:56,328
-Should we throw it away?
-Yes, yes. Absolutely, yes.
551
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,163
♪ Yo, DJ, let's slam it ♪
552
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,073
♪ These ceramics clothes
are so slammin' ♪
553
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,835
♪ I love to wear 'em
when I'm swammin' ♪
554
00:21:02,987 --> 00:21:04,745
♪ Catchin' salmon or pajammin' ♪
555
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,931
♪ Your private parts
you'll be fannin' ♪
556
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,583
♪ Perfect for travelin'
to Japan in ♪
557
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,103
♪ In England,
I'm minding the gap in ♪
558
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:14,105
♪ I'm makin' peanut butter
and jammin' ♪
559
00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:16,440
♪ Yo, DJ, keep it slammin' ♪
560
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,667
♪ At the beach,
when you're tannin' ♪
561
00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:20,778
♪ These fly fits
are straight slammin' ♪
562
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:23,447
♪ When you're takin'
your literature examine ♪
563
00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:25,616
♪ Your teacher will
start exclammin' ♪
564
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:27,359
♪ Class dismissed forever! ♪
565
00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,512
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566
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