1 00:00:03,153 --> 00:00:04,895 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 2 00:00:04,913 --> 00:00:06,005 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,731 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 4 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:11,510 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 5 00:00:13,422 --> 00:00:15,514 (cheering) 6 00:00:16,075 --> 00:00:17,407 BEEF: Children, this can 7 00:00:17,426 --> 00:00:19,409 has been in the back of the panic room 8 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:21,520 since before any of you were born. 9 00:00:21,671 --> 00:00:23,080 Nobody knows what's in it. 10 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:25,190 I have your predictions, and whoever's closest 11 00:00:25,342 --> 00:00:27,084 gets all the money in the swear jar. 12 00:00:27,086 --> 00:00:28,343 And that's a (bleep) ton of money 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,087 because we all love to swear. 14 00:00:30,089 --> 00:00:31,438 Hell yeah, we do! 15 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:33,940 Fudge, yes! I don't like fudge so that's a swear to me. 16 00:00:34,017 --> 00:00:36,184 If a bunch of silly snakes pop out of that mystery can, 17 00:00:36,278 --> 00:00:37,778 I'm gonna be pissed. 18 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:40,021 Well, I guess it depends on how silly they are. 19 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,689 Come on, baked beans. 20 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:42,766 No, it's got to be peaches. 21 00:00:42,785 --> 00:00:44,268 God, I hope it's creamed corn. 22 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:45,544 Whoop, whoop, show me that soup! 23 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:46,879 Dad, it's time. 24 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:49,606 (chanting): Mystery can! Mystery can! 25 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:51,383 Wait! Ham, we need your mystery can guess. 26 00:00:51,493 --> 00:00:54,219 Oh, yeah, I forgot we were doing this. (laughs) 27 00:00:54,446 --> 00:00:56,388 I've been so busy lately with my volunteer hours 28 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,724 at the senior home, I've barely even seen Crispin. 29 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,226 And of course he's also been super busy since he was promoted 30 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,136 to assistant boss manager at Smoothie Boss. 31 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:06,732 The supplemental blender training is really intense. 32 00:01:06,883 --> 00:01:08,550 Joey Valdez nearly lost a finger. 33 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:09,976 That's the job. 34 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:11,478 I'm sorry, Ham. Being separated 35 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,572 from your first true love can be tough, 36 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,908 even if it's just for some supplemental blending. 37 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:17,743 Oh. (sputters) It's okay, Dad. We're fine. 38 00:01:17,894 --> 00:01:20,079 And at least I enjoy my work at the retirement home. 39 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:21,563 They love when I bring them a cake. 40 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,416 Nothing blows an old person's mind like a cake. 41 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:26,643 Yeah. I made one for tonight's bingo game 42 00:01:26,645 --> 00:01:28,587 that combines two of the seniors' favorite things: 43 00:01:28,738 --> 00:01:30,497 gambling and grandchildren, 44 00:01:30,649 --> 00:01:32,983 and it's called "A Bingo Caked My Baby." 45 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:34,409 Speaking of eating babies. 46 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,986 You know what? I don't need a segue 47 00:01:36,004 --> 00:01:37,487 or permission to change the subject. 48 00:01:37,506 --> 00:01:39,172 I'm going to my first pottery class 49 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:41,249 at Kilnin' It! pottery studio tonight. 50 00:01:41,327 --> 00:01:44,845 Ah, a new artistic medium for our budding Brandy Warhol. 51 00:01:44,997 --> 00:01:46,939 Our Lady-nardo da Vinci. 52 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:48,273 Pauletta Picasso. 53 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:50,016 You know there are women artists, right? 54 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:51,668 Sorry. We got carried away. 55 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:54,596 And now, without further ado, the mystery can! 56 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,098 -(gasps) Good God, the smell! -Why, Dad? Why? 57 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:59,785 -(overlapping chatter) -I'm gonna chop my nose off! 58 00:01:59,936 --> 00:02:01,603 -HAM: The devil is in the can! -(Beef grunts) 59 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,348 Okay, great. I'll just burn the house down, 60 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:06,199 and the smell will be all gone. 61 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:07,534 HAM: Who wants a piece 62 00:02:07,686 --> 00:02:08,869 of delicious baby? 63 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,036 I'll take some arm. 64 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:11,630 -Mm-hmm. -Hey, there, mister. 65 00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:12,873 Why don't you, uh, at least 66 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:14,466 let me hold that flimsy cardboard 67 00:02:14,693 --> 00:02:15,876 while you chop up that baby? 68 00:02:16,044 --> 00:02:17,878 (laughs) Thanks. Goldie, right? 69 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,546 Uh-huh. Got a platter back in my room 70 00:02:19,698 --> 00:02:20,788 if you got a moment. 71 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:23,124 Sure. I've got nothing but time. 72 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,701 We get it, kid-- you're young. 73 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,729 You don't have to be a B hole about it. Follow me. 74 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:30,798 (gasps) 75 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,800 Mounds of terra cotta clay? 76 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,895 Adults exploring their artistic side? 77 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:36,321 A grown man in overalls?! 78 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:38,157 It's exactly what I pictured! 79 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,066 Oh, hey. You must be Judy. 80 00:02:40,219 --> 00:02:42,068 Go ahead and have a seat at any available wheel, 81 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,478 and we'll get started. 82 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,390 My own wheel? Speak to me, mistress. 83 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:48,667 All right, couple ground rules before we begin. 84 00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:50,394 Remember, the important thing is 85 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:52,671 you have to keep making and making and making. 86 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:54,656 Second thing is, even though I'm flattered, 87 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,175 I'm in a committed relationship 88 00:02:56,326 --> 00:02:59,903 with my partners Wintergreen and Mike so I cannot Swayze you. 89 00:02:59,996 --> 00:03:01,254 Okay, but could you sit behind me 90 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:03,089 and sort of put your arms around me 91 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:04,533 while we make a bowl together? 92 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,743 Melinda, that's Swayze-ing, and you know it. 93 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:07,835 Damn it. 94 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,930 Now everyone, silence your minds 95 00:03:10,082 --> 00:03:13,025 so that you may hear the song of the clay. 96 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:15,252 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah. ♪ 97 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:17,845 I'm you, Judy, and you're me, 98 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,848 and together, we're beautiful. 99 00:03:20,926 --> 00:03:22,092 I am home. 100 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,276 HAM: Wow, 101 00:03:23,429 --> 00:03:25,429 Goldie, those dishes are delicious. 102 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,447 Oh, you like my dish collection? 103 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,691 A lot of them were from my husband Paul. 104 00:03:29,785 --> 00:03:31,359 He's dead now. He was a writer. 105 00:03:31,437 --> 00:03:33,437 Wow! What did he write? Poetry? Novels? 106 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:37,107 Oh, the heating instructions for all sorts of food products. 107 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:40,110 "Let cool before eating." That was his idea. 108 00:03:40,203 --> 00:03:42,946 Before that, people were burning their mouths all the time. 109 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:45,206 I had to sell most of the dishes he bought me 110 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:47,117 when I moved in here and, uh, 111 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:49,228 because I don't throw my freak-outs anymore. 112 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:51,713 That's what everyone used to call my wild parties. 113 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:53,214 Oh, you would've loved it, Ham. 114 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,642 I loved to bake, too, and I'd make a bunch of stuff 115 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:56,960 that sounds pretty gross now, 116 00:03:57,053 --> 00:03:58,645 but was considered hip at the time. 117 00:03:58,797 --> 00:04:01,907 Weineroni casseroles, bananas hollandaise, 118 00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:03,467 my seven-liver dip. 119 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,911 Oh, and Paul and I would always do a special dance. 120 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:08,229 (whistles) Wouldn't kick this dish 121 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,249 out of bed for serving crackers. 122 00:04:10,476 --> 00:04:12,476 Oh, that was a special platter I got 123 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:15,312 for my sweet Paul's 70th birthday freak-out, 124 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,572 but then he died suddenly at 69, 125 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:20,092 which he would have liked because he loved 69 jokes, 126 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:23,987 but he couldn't enjoy it because, again, he was dead. 127 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,080 And all the plans I had for that plate 128 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,583 and that party just, pfft, dried up, blew away. 129 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:30,385 That was almost ten years ago. 130 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,271 His birthday's coming up in a few days. 131 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:33,847 Oh, I could make a cake for his birthday, 132 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:35,515 and we could raise a glass to him. 133 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,092 Or... maybe... 134 00:04:38,186 --> 00:04:40,837 No, no, no, we couldn't. 135 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:43,356 -We shouldn't! -Shouldn't what? 136 00:04:43,509 --> 00:04:44,932 Just, well... I don't know. 137 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:47,360 It's too crazy, but we could... 138 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,514 We could throw Paul's freak-out, the whole party. 139 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:53,199 Oh, no, no, no. You know what? Never mind. 140 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,776 Forget I said it. Dumb idea! 141 00:04:54,986 --> 00:04:56,962 I'm a dumb old lady with a dumb mouth. 142 00:04:57,113 --> 00:04:59,205 What? No! It's not dumb! 143 00:04:59,358 --> 00:05:01,449 I've got plenty of free time right now to help you 144 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,210 because my boyfriend is busy with blender training. 145 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:06,530 Okay, Ham, if you insist. 146 00:05:06,548 --> 00:05:08,198 Did you hear that, Paul? 147 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:09,975 We're having your birthday party this weekend. 148 00:05:10,052 --> 00:05:12,602 So tell your boring heaven friends you're busy! 149 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:19,042 Morning, Judy. What's that you've got there? 150 00:05:19,061 --> 00:05:20,210 A handful of toilet paper? 151 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:21,320 It's my very first handmade mug! 152 00:05:21,547 --> 00:05:22,395 Go ahead, Father. 153 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,215 -Fill it with coffee! -Okay. 154 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:26,641 Aah! I see. 155 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,827 All I have to do is put my thumb on the hole like so. 156 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:31,571 Or drink it from the hole like so. 157 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:34,315 Ah. Oh, what a novel drinking experience, Judy. 158 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,743 It's lots of fun for my mouth. 159 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:38,503 I know it's not perfect, but Kurt says 160 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:41,173 a flawed mug is just like a flawed person-- beautiful. 161 00:05:41,324 --> 00:05:43,900 Nonsense. This is a great mug. 162 00:05:43,993 --> 00:05:46,236 I just need to work on myself to be able to use it. 163 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:49,239 Aw, I feel awful I don't have a mug for each of you, 164 00:05:49,257 --> 00:05:50,907 but don't worry. I'm going back tonight, 165 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:53,076 and I'm gonna birth some new pieces! 166 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:54,744 Oh. (laughs) Ah, terrific! 167 00:05:54,746 --> 00:05:57,247 Why don't you guys just tell Judy her cup is bad? 168 00:05:57,265 --> 00:05:58,915 Oh, we try not to discourage her. 169 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:00,842 When she was four, I didn't put her drawing 170 00:06:00,919 --> 00:06:02,769 of a cat on the fridge, and for a week, 171 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,696 she walked around the house in a bathrobe, 172 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:07,090 sighing and pretending to smoke. 173 00:06:07,183 --> 00:06:08,850 Well, maybe she'll get better? 174 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,944 Either that, or we get better at lying. 175 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,929 HAM: I knew training was gonna be tough, 176 00:06:12,948 --> 00:06:14,280 but your poor finger. 177 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:15,857 Oh, it's just to protect it during the day 178 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,283 so I can get back to blending tonight. 179 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:19,378 Yeah, I've got a pretty big night planned, too. 180 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,439 I'm helping my senior friend, Goldie, plan a party. 181 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:23,456 Oh, that reminds me! 182 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,217 We're having a party on Saturday night. 183 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,386 You'll have to come, too. We'll finally get to hang out again. 184 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,462 Okay, got to motor. PE's all the way across school, 185 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:30,889 and I need to walk extra careful 186 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,540 so my finger doesn't bump into anyone. 187 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:33,892 Goodbye, alligator. 188 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:35,635 And a good day to you, crocodile. 189 00:06:35,787 --> 00:06:37,971 I knew you guys were watching Stranger Things tonight 190 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:40,732 so I brought a pineapple The Upside Down cake. 191 00:06:40,884 --> 00:06:42,401 Looks delicious. 192 00:06:42,628 --> 00:06:43,977 Wait 'till you see what I have planned 193 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:45,145 for Goldie's big party. Ow! 194 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,630 -Her what? -Goldie! 195 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:49,649 Oh, is it that time already? Ham, you come with me. 196 00:06:49,801 --> 00:06:52,226 Sorry. We've got to get him to his drug counseling 197 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,579 because of how he's addicted to drugs. 198 00:06:54,806 --> 00:06:56,731 He's been smoking Tide bongs 199 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,734 with his no-good friends down by the railroad tracks. 200 00:06:59,828 --> 00:07:03,255 Okay, we-we better, uh, uh... Yeah, we-we got to go. Bye. 201 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:05,757 -Goldie, what in the world?! -Shut it. 202 00:07:05,984 --> 00:07:07,926 No talking about the party in front of the fuzz. 203 00:07:08,077 --> 00:07:11,154 Okay, so I should have mentioned this earlier, 204 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:13,932 but it's not exactly cool to throw the birthday freak-out 205 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:15,767 -here at the old people's home. -Why? 206 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:18,937 Well, I might have thrown a little shindig my first week 207 00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:21,273 that resulted in some damaged medical equipment. 208 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:25,277 A couple of people had an IV bag fight. That's not my fault! 209 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:27,946 So this party is... against the rules? 210 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:31,450 (scoffs) At my age, I consider all rules to just be suggestions, 211 00:07:31,601 --> 00:07:34,360 and most of them suggestions I do not like. 212 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:37,847 Well, if we can't do it here, where are we gonna throw it? 213 00:07:37,866 --> 00:07:40,441 Oh, I got a venue in mind. I'll show you tomorrow. 214 00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:43,945 But if you're having second thoughts, you know what? 215 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,873 I-I'll just light a candle for Paul here 216 00:07:47,025 --> 00:07:48,374 all alone in my room 217 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:51,953 and say his name softly into the darkness, like this. 218 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,454 (sadly): "Paul." 219 00:07:53,548 --> 00:07:56,975 Uh-uh, Goldie. Paul may have 69'd his way into heaven, 220 00:07:57,202 --> 00:07:58,977 but this weekend, he turns 70. 221 00:07:59,204 --> 00:08:00,795 So, where's our first stop? 222 00:08:00,872 --> 00:08:02,222 Let's hit the party supply store. 223 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,482 Then we can go see my friend Mark 224 00:08:03,558 --> 00:08:04,816 -and buy some cocai... -(phone chimes) 225 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:07,134 Crispin, huh? Is that your mister? 226 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,212 -You want to write him back? -Yeah, I do, 227 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:10,638 but our dad always says 228 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,382 if he ever catches us texting while driving, 229 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,883 our next call should be to the news to see 230 00:08:13,902 --> 00:08:16,310 if they want to interview the most grounded child alive. 231 00:08:16,388 --> 00:08:17,979 -Smart man. -I'll just text him back later. 232 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,499 That's what you do in relationships now, huh? 233 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:24,394 You just send each other emojis and pictures of your butts? 234 00:08:24,412 --> 00:08:25,578 You ever dance? 235 00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:28,064 Yeah, we actually fell in love at a dance. 236 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,342 But we're both just really busy these days. 237 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:32,677 Wait! Stop! Stop here! Pull over! 238 00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:35,329 Goldie! Hey, uh, uh, come back? 239 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,907 Oh, man, I'm gonna lose a senior. 240 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:40,167 Oh, hot dang! The ducks are here. 241 00:08:40,262 --> 00:08:42,687 -I've never seen this spot before. -(ducks quacking) 242 00:08:42,914 --> 00:08:44,247 It's so beautiful. 243 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:47,417 Oh, yeah, the pond is only unfrozen a few days a year. 244 00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:48,918 I used to drag Paul away from his desk 245 00:08:48,937 --> 00:08:50,177 so we wouldn't miss it. 246 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,679 Too bad your boyfriend's missing it. 247 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,590 Well, he said he's coming to the party this weekend. 248 00:08:53,608 --> 00:08:55,458 But what if you got murdered before then, Ham? 249 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,018 Have you thought about that? 250 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,444 Are you gonna murder me, Goldie? 251 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,947 Nah, I don't have the upper body strength. 252 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:03,875 -Ah, I love it here. -I can see why. 253 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,118 I'm glad we stopped. 254 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,936 What are you doing, Ham? Don't sit down. 255 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:09,030 We got to go shopping for the party. Come on! 256 00:09:09,107 --> 00:09:11,716 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Keep up! 257 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,127 So, what does everyone think? 258 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,945 Oh, I love my fork! 259 00:09:15,947 --> 00:09:17,872 -It's a candle holder. -Sure is! 260 00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,949 I was just gonna make one thing last night, 261 00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:22,877 but the studio really inspires me. 262 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:24,470 That wheel was a-spinning, 263 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,547 and Kurt was doing his Norwegian yoik singing. 264 00:09:26,641 --> 00:09:27,882 And the next thing you knew, 265 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,976 I'd made enough pottery to fill a barn. 266 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,237 And I love my pink... thing. 267 00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:34,055 -Picture frame! -Oh! 268 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,574 Okay. Mm-hmm. 269 00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,058 Moon? Any thoughts? 270 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,152 This was given to me by my sister. 271 00:09:39,304 --> 00:09:41,137 And Dad, do you like yours? 272 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,081 Uh, well, it will be very fun 273 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,083 to eat food off this plate, Judy. 274 00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:47,827 Look how tiny my hamburger looks in this landscape. 275 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:50,088 I'm glad you guys love your gifts, cause there's gonna be 276 00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:51,648 more, more, more where that came from! 277 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:54,484 Terrific. Now where did my tater tots go? 278 00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:58,579 Oh, they've fallen into the hole in the middle of my plate. Neat. 279 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,991 -Okay, where to now? -Ooh, turn off here, Ham! 280 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,677 -What's this? -That party venue I told you about. 281 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,439 This is my house. My actual house, that I own. 282 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:11,109 I just have to sleep at that old people's storage facility. 283 00:10:11,336 --> 00:10:13,336 Well, it looks like it was gorgeous, 284 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,338 but it doesn't seem... safe? 285 00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:19,025 I just wish I could celebrate here once more 286 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,286 before I... you know. (guttural grunting) 287 00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:25,181 (gasps) Goldie, you're dying? 288 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:27,033 Oh, it's okay, Ham. I'm not afraid. 289 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:30,128 -I've had a good life. -Oh, what the hell. 290 00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:31,704 It can't hurt to throw a little party in there. 291 00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:34,799 -It's just a couple hours. -That's the spirit. 292 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:36,968 Now, We just need to figure out how to get 23 old people here 293 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:38,862 from the old people place. 294 00:10:38,955 --> 00:10:41,381 Um, I think Junkyard Kyle has a bunch of old busses. 295 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,475 Great! These seniors will be so excited to take a ride 296 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:46,961 in something other than an ambulance. 297 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:51,207 ♪ Here I am with my old friend ♪ 298 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,653 ♪ She is old but I am not ♪ 299 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,214 ♪ Her bones are old and she is old ♪ 300 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:02,810 ♪ But her heart is young, so we still hang out. ♪ 301 00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:04,237 Ow! My hand! You broke it! 302 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,456 Just kidding. Let's rage! 303 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,003 -Oh, no. I mean, hello! -Hi, guys. Listen, 304 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,913 I just wanted to say, I realize 305 00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,415 that some of my early attempts at ceramics 306 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,509 might have been a little... not great. 307 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,678 -What?! -What!? No. Uh-uh. -Correct. 308 00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:23,406 And I realized that ceramic dishes just aren't my calling. 309 00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:26,075 And that's why... ♪ Bump, ba-da-da-da! ♪ 310 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:27,593 I am pleased to present to you 311 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:31,338 my new line of ceramic jewelry and clothing! Honeybee! 312 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,174 -Oh, wow. -It's a necklace! 313 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,693 Of course it is, girl. 314 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,510 Pure elegance. 315 00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:38,254 And Moon, this is for you. 316 00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:41,032 -It's a ceramic jacket, and you just put it on like so. -Mm. 317 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,926 Hey, what does that say on the lapel there? 318 00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:45,537 Oh, it says "Slammin'!" Isn't that cool? 319 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,598 -Oh, God. Got to sit down. -Now, where's Ham? 320 00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:50,283 I believe he's up in his room, getting ready 321 00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:51,876 for an event at the senior home. 322 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,786 Oh, great. I'm gonna go give him his gift. 323 00:11:53,939 --> 00:11:57,290 It's ceramic shorts that say "Slammin'!" on the pockets. 324 00:11:57,442 --> 00:11:59,459 Can someone help me get my head up? 325 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,720 To the rescue, my collapsing Christine! 326 00:12:01,947 --> 00:12:04,538 Guys, we got to do something to stop Judy from making this crap. 327 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:06,632 How about we go down to the pottery studio 328 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:09,452 -and have a little chat with this Kurt? -MOON: Dad? 329 00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:11,730 -Help? -Yup, gonna get my reciprocating saw. 330 00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:13,748 We'll cut you out of there in no time. 331 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,233 HAM: Hey, Crispin, it's me. 332 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:16,960 Uh, I got your message. It's a bummer 333 00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,628 they added hours to your schedule tonight 334 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,979 now that your promotion came through. 335 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:22,240 I would've liked to see you, but I understand. 336 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,742 Oh, and if you remember, can you look 337 00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:25,468 for my lucky pinecone at your house? 338 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,895 It looks like a pinecone, but luckier. 339 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,080 Okay, love you. Bye! 340 00:12:29,307 --> 00:12:30,823 -(knocking) -You headed out? 341 00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,475 And wishing you had a pair of ceramic shorts to wear? 342 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,568 Well, I... Wait. Whoa. A tuxedo? 343 00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:37,589 Wowee, wow-wow. I thought you were volunteering tonight. 344 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,999 I'm helping a lady at the senior home throw a party 345 00:12:40,151 --> 00:12:42,427 for her dead husband's long-delayed 70th birthday. 346 00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:45,488 -Hey, you should come! -Yes! And idea. 347 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,414 I've got a lot of ceramic dishes and vases 348 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,267 I could bring along to spruce up the scene. 349 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:51,436 Oh, your dishes. Uh, great! 350 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,346 The seniors are used to hardship. 351 00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:55,348 A lot of them were in wars. 352 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,193 ♪ ♪ 353 00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,935 Now show me what this baby can do, Ham. 354 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,288 Oh, yeah! Let's freak out! 355 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:13,625 I actually can't see so I have to take these off. 356 00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,368 (muffled music playing) 357 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,462 Would you like some of this... Jell-O stuff? 358 00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:19,022 What an unusual plate. 359 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,356 Thanks. I made it myself. 360 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,707 My granddaughter Amanda used 361 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,377 to send me arts and crafts, but now she's in a cult. 362 00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,471 -It's going great, my Ham scramble! -(rumbling) 363 00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,807 Oh, the house is giving us a little shake 364 00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,867 'cause she's enjoying the party so much. 365 00:13:30,885 --> 00:13:32,869 I knew she had one more in her. 366 00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,387 Ham, are you ready for our dance? 367 00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,389 Wait. What do you mean, our dance? 368 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,708 Our dance! Like me and Paul used to do. 369 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:41,319 Uh, but we didn't plan anything, Goldie. We didn't practice. 370 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,212 You don't have to practice a dance. 371 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,214 I've literally never heard of that. 372 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,899 All right, Goldie. Let's dance. 373 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,901 That's the spirit. You want a little cocaine? 374 00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:51,404 -Goldie! -Kidding! I couldn't get any. 375 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,406 Turns out my guy went back to school. 376 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,893 He's an art historian now. I am so proud of him. 377 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,394 WOLF: Okay, so what's the plan? 378 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,654 Do we just go in there and start smashing pottery 379 00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:02,231 and say "Judy's out!"? Oh! 380 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,991 We could do Italian accents so he thinks we're in the Mafia. 381 00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:06,569 Great idea, son, but maybe we should just tell him 382 00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:09,238 that because I don't have the strength to tell my daughter 383 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,240 she's bad at ceramics, he has to do it. 384 00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,076 Or-- wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 385 00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:14,853 Moon is really good at throwing his voice. 386 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,762 Maybe he could do it into one of the pots. 387 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,506 And Kurt will be so freaked out, he'll never let her come back. 388 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:23,177 (slowly): Judy... is evil. 389 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,755 Guys, Judy is spending money here, 390 00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,514 so we're gonna have to offer this guy cash, 391 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,351 or we could offer him a cool experience instead of money, 392 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:33,037 like a massage, or a gnocchi-making class. 393 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,597 An outside-the-box idea-- 394 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,283 We frame him for murder, and his store gets shut down. 395 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,602 Look, this Kurt guy and the power of ceramics 396 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,212 are obviously pretty overwhelming, 397 00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:44,549 so let's just go in there, throw all this stuff at him, 398 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,791 and hope something works. 399 00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:47,719 Greetings, new friends. I... 400 00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:49,404 (Italian accent): It's a-me, Mario. 401 00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:50,889 Uh, my a-sister-- she's out 402 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,558 -of the pottery business. Uh, capice? -Um... 403 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,785 Instead of money, we're gonna give you a massage. 404 00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:58,137 -What? -(eerie voice): Judy is evil. 405 00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,214 Well, I'm not sure what any of that meant, 406 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,791 but all are welcome. 407 00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,977 Now, may I present to you the magic in your own hearts? 408 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,979 Touch this clay. 409 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,133 (vocalizing) 410 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,911 -Do you feel that? The power? -I do. 411 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,987 -Oh, wow. -Mm-hmm. -I am a changed man. 412 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,398 Let us begin. 413 00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:19,325 Hit it, Grace! 414 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,236 ♪ Jell-O sets fast, but it won't last forever ♪ 415 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:24,814 ♪ The cake tastes sweetest when we're together ♪ 416 00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:27,650 ♪ It's the good ol' days and the food is nasty ♪ 417 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:30,762 ♪ But this is the moment to make it last-y ♪ 418 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,505 ♪ Just like in Footloose starring Kevin Bacon ♪ 419 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,373 ♪ You can't plan out life's dance ♪ 420 00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:36,100 ♪ You just got to start a-shakin' ♪ 421 00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:39,162 ♪ Life is too short and you have to raise a glass ♪ 422 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:42,607 ♪ Why not get the crew of Apollo 13 tattooed on your ass? ♪ 423 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,108 Wait. Do you really have that? 424 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,260 What they did was very heroic, Ham. 425 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,113 Tattooing them on my butt was the least I could do. 426 00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:50,764 ♪ So twirl me through ♪ 427 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,842 ♪ This raspberry bologna aspic once more ♪ 428 00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:56,955 ♪ Life is too short not to take another spin around the floor ♪ 429 00:15:57,182 --> 00:16:00,107 ♪ It's the good old days and the food is nasty ♪ 430 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:04,963 ♪ But this is the moment to make it last-y! ♪ 431 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,632 All right, now, it's time for a toast. 432 00:16:07,783 --> 00:16:10,376 You know, this was the party I was supposed 433 00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,470 to throw many years ago for my sweetheart, Paul, 434 00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:16,048 but then, two days before his birthday, out of nowhere, 435 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,126 like a real ding-dong, he kicked the bucket. 436 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,645 And that taught me something. 437 00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:23,630 Never put off for two days the party you can have today. 438 00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:26,985 So I'm glad we got to have this one right here together. 439 00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:28,728 And Paul, if you're out there, 440 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:32,156 well, just give us a sign if you liked your party. 441 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,141 (rumbling, screaming) 442 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,901 Uh, o-okay, Paul, that's enough sign. 443 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,720 -You can stop now. -JUDY: Oh, God! 444 00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:40,147 Get out of my way! I have to protect my bowls! My vessels! 445 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,482 Aah! Call 911! 446 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,501 Everyone please just walk to the nearest exit! 447 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:46,729 -(screaming) -Or, yes, panicking is fine, too. 448 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,089 Whatever works for you. 449 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:54,178 Well, looks like I could charge you with breaking and entering. 450 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,848 Breaking and entering? But Goldie owns the house. 451 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,183 -Well... -Goldie! 452 00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:01,019 I had to sell it after Paul died. 453 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:02,520 (sighs) Goldie. 454 00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,914 So, how many years are we staring down, Officer? 455 00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,024 I can take it. 456 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:08,100 Well, I mean, this is pretty serious. 457 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,695 You're going away for a long, long time. 458 00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,755 -What? -(Goldie gasps) -(laughs) No, that's not true. 459 00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:15,867 But saying that aloud has always been a dream of mine. 460 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,444 Listen, Edna, I know we made a mistake, 461 00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,930 but we only did this because Goldie's dying. 462 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:24,691 -Well... -Goldie! You lied about dying? 463 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,362 I mean, we're all dying, Ham, except Benjamin Buttons. 464 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,607 But, no, I'm not dying, like, now. 465 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,610 Goldie, you manipulated me to break the law. 466 00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:36,036 That's terrible! 467 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,705 And his name was "Benjamin Button," not "Buttons!" 468 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:42,042 And he did die. He just aged in reverse and then died as a baby. 469 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,228 Oh, I got to take this. It's the homeowners. 470 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,123 Don't you dare say anything good until I come back. 471 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,975 -You mad? -Yes, kind of! 472 00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:52,052 Goldie, we're in big trouble. 473 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,221 And we could've been crushed by the ceiling. 474 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,223 But we weren't, and we did some living! 475 00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:57,724 Well, the people who own the house 476 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,968 aren't gonna press charges. 477 00:17:58,986 --> 00:18:00,244 Place is due to be demolished anyway. 478 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:03,139 -Let's get you back. -Demolished, huh? 479 00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:04,657 -I'm afraid so. -Okay. 480 00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:08,735 Just give me a moment with the house to say goodbye? 481 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,496 Bye, Paul. 482 00:18:10,648 --> 00:18:13,316 This freak... is out. 483 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,117 BEEF: Well, I do not think 484 00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:18,078 we got the message through to him about Judy. 485 00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,489 But we did all sign up for daily pottery classes. 486 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,417 And the 14-day pottery retreat in Tahoe. 487 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,177 Well, let's just call and cancel. 488 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,346 -First thing in the morning. -Right, and if we are still 489 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,590 interested in ceramics, I could just 490 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,776 build a little pottery studio in the backyard. 491 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,445 Or we could just go back to the ceramics place tomorrow? 492 00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,672 -Yeah, yeah, let's do that. -Yes. Yes. -Yes. 493 00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,357 I miss Kurt. Do you think we could call him? 494 00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:40,176 I bet he's in the phone book. 495 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:42,769 HAM: You know, you didn't have to lie to me. 496 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:45,514 About the house and, um, about dying. 497 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:49,352 I'm sorry. I-I guess I just wanted to make sure 498 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,687 I got one more night at my house. 499 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,856 With my memories, with Paul. 500 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,858 I never even got to say goodbye, you know? 501 00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:59,303 We were both in great health. We thought we'd live to be 115, 502 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,547 and then poof, he was just gone. 503 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,048 You know, it's funny. 504 00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,475 We've been together all week, 505 00:19:04,702 --> 00:19:06,960 and I've never even seen this boyfriend of yours. 506 00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:08,888 Well, he's had work. 507 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,539 Yeah, Paul used to work a lot, too. 508 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,800 In fact, we were gonna have his freak-out the week before, 509 00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:16,212 but he had a big assignment pop up-- an impossible deadline 510 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,547 on instructions for a double-decker waffle maker. 511 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:21,141 So I rescheduled, and then look what happened. 512 00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:22,735 You know what happened? I'm gonna tell ya. 513 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:24,920 -He died. -Yeah, he died. 514 00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:28,224 Yes! You can't wait for the special moments to come to you. 515 00:19:28,242 --> 00:19:29,742 You have to make them, Ham. 516 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,227 If you don't, you could miss them, 517 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,245 just like I missed Paul's birthday. 518 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,655 I'm sure he knew you loved him. 519 00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,508 Yeah, I showed him in little ways, like buying flowers 520 00:19:37,735 --> 00:19:39,844 and installing a mirror on our bedroom ceiling, 521 00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,254 but boy, what I'd give for one more day. 522 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,997 I know you and Crispin are young, 523 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,242 but life goes faster than you think, 524 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,519 and the one thing you can't count on is more time. 525 00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:51,171 Sometimes things in life come out of nowhere, 526 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,191 and you don't want to have regrets. 527 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,751 Now, what do you think you need to do? 528 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,511 -Go to Crispin. -Yes! 529 00:19:57,605 --> 00:20:00,940 -But first, drop Judy at home! -Okay! 530 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:02,349 And then I need to get some gas. 531 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,702 But after that, I'll go to him. 532 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:07,112 Attaboy. Oh, and also walk me in. 533 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,740 It's a little icy. I don't want to slip and fall. 534 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,359 I'm still planning to live to be 115. 535 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,212 I know Paul's gonna wait for me. 536 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:18,716 He's just up there putting a mirror on our ceiling in heaven. 537 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,869 -Hamuel? -Hi. 538 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,114 -You're here. -So are you. 539 00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,058 What a coincidence. 540 00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,893 Do you have anywhere you need to go now? 541 00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,377 -Yeah. -Oh. 542 00:20:30,471 --> 00:20:32,788 Oh, no, no, no. I-I mean, wherever you're going. 543 00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:33,973 Okay, cool. 544 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,067 Thanks for picking me up. 545 00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,643 Thanks for letting me pick you up. 546 00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:41,572 Well, thanks for being thankful to me for picking me up. 547 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:45,576 -Sorry it took so long. -You were right on time. 548 00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:50,248 Wow. Ugh. This is gross. What's in it? 549 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:53,567 Oh, uh, whipped cream, sausages and horseradish. 550 00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:56,328 -Should we throw it away? -Yes, yes. Absolutely, yes. 551 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,163 ♪ Yo, DJ, let's slam it ♪ 552 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,073 ♪ These ceramics clothes are so slammin' ♪ 553 00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:02,835 ♪ I love to wear 'em when I'm swammin' ♪ 554 00:21:02,987 --> 00:21:04,745 ♪ Catchin' salmon or pajammin' ♪ 555 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,931 ♪ Your private parts you'll be fannin' ♪ 556 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,583 ♪ Perfect for travelin' to Japan in ♪ 557 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,103 ♪ In England, I'm minding the gap in ♪ 558 00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:14,105 ♪ I'm makin' peanut butter and jammin' ♪ 559 00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:16,440 ♪ Yo, DJ, keep it slammin' ♪ 560 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,667 ♪ At the beach, when you're tannin' ♪ 561 00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:20,778 ♪ These fly fits are straight slammin' ♪ 562 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:23,447 ♪ When you're takin' your literature examine ♪ 563 00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:25,616 ♪ Your teacher will start exclammin' ♪ 564 00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:27,359 ♪ Class dismissed forever! ♪ 565 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,512 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 566 00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,998 and TOYOTA.