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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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BEEF:
Okay, everybody,
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let's get going
to Maude's All Day.
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It's group soup night
and I'm worried
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they might run out
of cauliflower bisque.
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That would ruin my plans to say
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"bisque me on the lips"
as I take my first bite.
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I'm more worried they'll
run out of those big spoons.
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I love clinking spoons
with you guys
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in the middle
of the community pot.
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Well, have fun, guys.
Remember, Honeybee and I
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are staying home
for our double shark dinner.
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Shark dinner? It's about time
we start eating them back.
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Actually, we're watching
Shark Week
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and I'm waiting on a call
from Shark Tank.
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Wolf and I sent them
a bunch of business ideas
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along with the house number
to ensure there would be
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no risk of bad cell connection
when Barbara says,
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"Your valuation is insane."
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Oh, my God, chills.
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And plus, group soup
is a no for me.
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I don't like food
you can't see the bottom of.
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Could be anything down there.
A bunch of nickels,
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a syringe, a wet wig. Mm-mmm.
You guys are too trusting.
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Tonight's Shark Week event is
a show about two shark brothers
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who eat an eel from both ends
like it's a Fruit by the Foot.
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Ugh. I checked the mailbox,
and still no report cards.
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They were supposed
to come this week.
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I can't wait anymore, so
here's my reaction now, ready?
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(shrieks) All A's?
And coolest student?
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What the... Wha... Wow!
I mean,
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why would they even put that
on a report card, you know?
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In fact, they usually don't.
They had to print this one
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specially for me.
They had to send it out
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to a printing place and they got
it back and they were like,
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"Okay, now we'll send it
to Judy. (giggles)
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It's about her. She won."
(short giggle)
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Maybe they're not sending report
cards this year, to save paper.
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That might be right.
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Yesterday,
in the school bathroom,
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the toilet paper had no paper
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and just one
big wad of gum in it.
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It got the job done,
but I didn't love it.
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Guys, if we don't leave
for group soup right now
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I am father-divorcing you.
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Dad, no!
Everybody, let's go, go, go!
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Bye and have fun,
my Wolf Wife of Wall Street.
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Bye.
Have fun eating your gross soup.
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Aw, hello, shark.
Ooh, goodbye, leg.
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WOLF:
Good Charlotte, this bisque
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does not missque.
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Anybody mind if I take
my little bread boat
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for a sail
on these creamy waters?
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-Ahoy, son.
-You guys let me know
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when you need a re-bisque.
Hey, isn't that your car?
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HAM:
Oh. That moose
is cleaning our car
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-for us.
-Actually, Ham, moose do that
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because they like
the road salt
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that kicks up onto the car
when you drive.
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Wow, he is really
going to town.
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Feels a little
intimate, actually.
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I'm just gonna
look over here. Oh, no,
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the way Santiago is eating
his group soup all alone
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also looks too intimate.
Where can I look?
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Should we go shoo him off, Dad?
There are signs up all over
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saying not to let moose do that.
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Moose are very dangerous,
but we're safely inside.
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Let's just let him enjoy himself
for a brief moment.
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Great. We'll eat our group soup
and he'll eat our car.
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HONEYBEE:
Thanks for staying
back with me, Moon.
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Don't tell the family this,
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but I'm the only Tobin
who doesn't
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enjoy group soup. Ugh,
I'm with you on the wet wig.
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-(phone rings)
-Ooh! Could be Shark Tank.
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Honeybee Shaw, She-E-O speaking.
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Oh, uh, Dwayne Gibbons,
Lone Moose School principal.
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Is Beef home?
I'm calling to talk about
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the report cards
we mailed over.
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He's not home and the report
cards haven't arrived yet.
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Huh. I sent them last week
with plenty
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of Frasier -themed postage--
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two Niles and a Daphne.
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-I can pass on a message.
-Sure. I'd like to discuss
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-Moon's failing grade in math.
-Oh, no.
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His teacher, Mrs. Hill,
agreed to let him take
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a make-up test on Monday.
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But I'm afraid
if he doesn't pass,
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we'll have to hold him back.
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Hmm.
I'll let Beef know.
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Was it the sharks?
Is Mr. Wonderful
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as great as his name implies?
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Moon, we got to talk
about the report cards.
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-Disagree.
-I heard about the math grade
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and the make-up test
on Monday, too.
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Ugh! Okay, fine.
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I'm just embarrassed
because everybody else
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in my family is great at math.
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I hear you. I'm a big ideas
person, not a numbers person.
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I pretended I got my tonsils out
six times in a row
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in high school so I didn't
have to take the algebra unit.
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I told my teacher
they kept growing back.
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-So smart.
-Then I did the same thing
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-with appendixes in pre-calc.
-Another solid idea.
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-I should write these down.
-But I eventually did
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have to pass it
to get my associate's degree.
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Maybe I could help you
pass that make-up test.
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I don't think that's possible.
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How about this: I'll wait to
tell your dad if you let me try.
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Fine. Now can we please
get back to watching
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America's Funniest
Shark Attacks?
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The attacks aren't necessarily
laugh-out-loud hilarious,
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but the sound effects
help a lot.
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All right, let's carefully
get in the car
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on the moose-free side.
He'll be scared off
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once I start the engine.
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I am normally very against
interrupting a make-out sesh,
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but in this case I'll allow it.
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Huh. Maybe once we start moving,
he'll take the hint.
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(bellows)
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Oh, no! We created a Romeo
and Juliet kind of thing.
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He only wants the van more now
that he knows it's forbidden.
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I'll drive slow,
so as to not to hurt him,
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but hopefully he loses interest.
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Aw. Is it just me,
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or is this very,
very, very romantic?
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Okay, quickly, everyone,
go, go, go, go.
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HONEYBEE:
What's with the moose
on your caboose?
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He walked alongside our car
all the way home.
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'Cause he's in love
with our van.
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They make a pretty cute couple.
And just imagine
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those eventual babies.
Aw, vroom, vroom.
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He's just enjoying
the road salt.
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I'm sure he'll be gone
by morning.
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-Do we call animal control?
-I wish.
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The animal control number
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goes straight to a pre-recorded
message that says,
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"You can handle this."
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WOLF:
Good morning,
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my Honey-queen.
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What's with the school setup?
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Oh, is this a sex thing?
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Are-are you my teacher?
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I need help, you know, studying
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for my, uh, uh, sex exam?
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No. Stop. It's not a sex thing.
It's for your little brother.
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I'm tutoring him. He's failing
math, but they're letting him
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take a make-up test, and
I think I could actually help.
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I love that you're helping
my littlest bro.
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He's my littlest bro now, too.
Oh, but please
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don't tell the rest of your
family he's having trouble.
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Secret's safe with me, and
let me know if you guys want
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my help. I'm a real Math-thew
Mc-Counting-hey myself.
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-You are?
-Oh, yeah. Listen to this one.
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-One, two.
-Go on.
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-Three, four.
-Hell yeah, babe.
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The moose is still here?
Okay, so we know one thing:
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he's a gentleman.
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-Hmm. Yep, this is a problem.
-HONEYBEE: Moon.
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Welcome to class.
I'm Ms. Lefontaine.
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It's just me, Honeybee,
but I've always wanted my name
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to be Annabelle Lefontaine.
It's gorgeous.
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Well, Ms. Lefontaine, I'm sorry,
but there is no point
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in you tutoring me.
There's a specific reason
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why I'm very bad at math.
It's genetic.
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And it can't be fixed.
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But your family is good at math.
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Right.
But I'm not like them,
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and I don't want them
to find out why. The truth is,
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the man I call Dad--
Beef Tobin--
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isn't my real father.
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Okay, back up. Why do you think
Beef isn't your dad?
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I always thought
I was so similar
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to the rest of my family,
but once this math thing
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came up last week,
I started to pick up on
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all the other things
that are different about me.
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My hair is dark, I'm short,
I also roll out my toothpaste
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from the bottom to the top,
they all just
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squeeze it out willy-nilly,
like total monsters.
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Ugh, they really do.
But, Moon,
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I don't think
that proves anything.
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Look, it's as clear as day.
Dad's not my dad.
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I've narrowed it down to
three men I think it could be,
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and I'm putting together a plan
to investigate them.
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Moon, I'm very sure
you're a true Tobin.
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But I have always wanted
to do a Mamma Mia!
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How 'bout this:
I help you check out
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these potential papas,
and you let me tutor you
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-for your make-up test
while we're doing it.
-Deal.
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Also, I don't think you should
tell your dad about this.
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Of course not.
The truth would crush him.
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I'm his favorite.
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I'm not sure how we do it,
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but we've got to get rid
of that moose.
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For his safety and ours.
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Okay, hear me out.
How about I get a moose costume
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and also a moose-sized
French maid outfit?
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I put them both on,
and I'll be a sexy lady moose.
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He'll be so distracted
by my sultry strut,
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the moose will leave the van
alone to come flirt with me.
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Or what if we show him another
car to distract him instead?
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That's worth a try, Judy.
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Oh, and put the car
in the French maid outfit.
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I love it.
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Okay. So you think this random
truck driver is your real dad?
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-I don't see it.
-I've seen him
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driving around town,
and there's something
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un-bear-ably similar
about both of us.
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HONEYBEE:
You mean how his flappy hat
kind of looks
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-like your bear suit?
-Bingo.
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HONEYBEE: Moon, look.
He has Florida plates.
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I have Florida heritage?
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That explains why I love
sunshine. Uh-oh, he's leaving.
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Sir! Hi there.
I see you're from Florida.
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Yeah, I've been doing
this Florida-Alaska drive
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twice a week for just under
seven years, ma'am.
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-Twice a week?
-Yep. I've only
been in 63 accidents.
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I tend to fall asleep
at the wheel
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'cause I keep
the heat in here on max.
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You are very sweaty, my friend.
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Well, I'm also
chock-full of amphetamines.
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I don't even know
if you two are real.
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00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:30,233
Anyway, I got a thousand miles
to drive tonight.
236
00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:32,068
See ya, possible ghosts.
237
00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:34,513
See? He's only driven here
for seven years.
238
00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:36,348
You were born in
Alaska ten years ago.
239
00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:38,424
There's no way
he's secretly your dad.
240
00:08:38,577 --> 00:08:40,260
-I know.
-Also, he said he has to drive
241
00:08:40,412 --> 00:08:42,579
a thousand miles today.
Let's say he only has
242
00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,856
ten hours to drive.
What speed should he go
243
00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,583
in order to make it
to his next stop?
244
00:08:46,601 --> 00:08:49,343
I don't know.
Nine million miles per hour?
245
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,754
I told you I'm bad at math.
246
00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:53,532
Or you just need an in--
your way of connecting to math
247
00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:55,775
that helps you understand it.
For me, it was when
248
00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,944
I needed to figure out how long
it would take me to watch
249
00:08:58,096 --> 00:09:00,129
every episode
of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
250
00:09:00,131 --> 00:09:01,373
so I'd be caught up
before the movie came out.
251
00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:03,449
I'm all caught up,
but I'm still waiting.
252
00:09:03,618 --> 00:09:05,602
We just got to figure out
that in for you.
253
00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:08,863
No, we need to find my dad.
On to the next.
254
00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:11,383
MAN:
Be sure to check back in with us
tonight so you know the weather
255
00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:14,294
for tomorrow when your head
hits that "pellow."
256
00:09:14,462 --> 00:09:15,612
This weatherman, really?
257
00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:18,706
Yep. Harry Hotfog,
Diondra Tundra's rival.
258
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,559
Why would this guy be your dad?
259
00:09:20,786 --> 00:09:22,209
Everyone in my family
says "pillow,"
260
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,972
but I say "pellow," like Harry.
Pretty freaky, huh?
261
00:09:26,124 --> 00:09:28,291
Mm, sounds like a fairly
reasonable coincidence.
262
00:09:28,384 --> 00:09:30,735
-Ooh! There he is.
-Yoo-hoo!
263
00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:32,345
-Harry!
-Uh-oh.
264
00:09:32,422 --> 00:09:34,130
cloudy with a chance
of superfans.
265
00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,815
You want autographs?
Five bucks.
266
00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:38,484
Two bucks extra if you want me
to draw a little storm cloud.
267
00:09:38,637 --> 00:09:40,987
Sir, how long
have you lived in Lone Moose?
268
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,915
My whole life.
23 glorious years.
269
00:09:44,142 --> 00:09:46,251
-You're only 23?
-Yes. I dye my hair gray
270
00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:48,253
so people will
take me seriously.
271
00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,571
Normally I'm a beautiful blonde.
272
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,257
He's way too young.
This can't be the guy.
273
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,167
-Bye, Harry.
-Good talking to you.
274
00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:55,760
Hotfog rolling out.
275
00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:58,004
(sighs)
Well, there's only one guy left
276
00:09:58,156 --> 00:10:01,116
on my possible paternity list.
And since the other two
277
00:10:01,118 --> 00:10:04,510
random people weren't my dad,
it's definitely him.
278
00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:05,678
HONEYBEE:
Pete,
279
00:10:05,755 --> 00:10:06,921
the Val-U-Buy cashier?
280
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,757
You gave me $40.
Your groceries were $31,
281
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,426
so I give you, two, uh...
282
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,261
$22 back.
283
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:15,447
That's correct.
284
00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:17,523
-Oh, I see.
-He's notoriously bad at math.
285
00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:20,360
Mom used to only
get in his line. In six months,
286
00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:22,120
she got enough money
from him to buy
287
00:10:22,271 --> 00:10:23,696
-the new refrigerator we needed.
-Wow.
288
00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:25,123
I mean, she used the money
289
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:28,034
to get her Camaro windows
tinted, but you see my point.
290
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,629
All right, let's
buy these and meet Pete.
291
00:10:30,856 --> 00:10:32,780
-Hello, Pete.
-Good afternoon. How are you?
292
00:10:32,858 --> 00:10:35,859
Well, I'm annoyed at these
headlines about Jennifer Aniston
293
00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:37,302
wondering if she's
pregnant again.
294
00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:39,195
Leave that sexy,
single freebird alone.
295
00:10:39,364 --> 00:10:40,864
-You know what I mean?
-Mm-hmm.
296
00:10:40,957 --> 00:10:42,699
-Any kids yourself, Pete?
-Me?
297
00:10:42,717 --> 00:10:45,034
Ha, not that I know of. (laughs)
298
00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,553
No, but really, I am a virgin.
There's no way.
299
00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:51,040
-And here's your change: $111.
-Pete, no!
300
00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:53,209
MOON:
You sure you don't
want some ice cream?
301
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,153
Yeah, most adults don't
have a huge ice cream sundae
302
00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:57,397
-as an afternoon snack.
-Suit yourself.
303
00:10:57,549 --> 00:10:59,883
Well, now that we know
Beef is your real pop,
304
00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:01,217
we can get home
and get studying.
305
00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:02,661
Hey, is this seat taken, son?
306
00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:05,722
-Nope. All yours, Mr. Mailman.
-What'll it be, Reggie?
307
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:09,167
I'll have the Big Boy Ice Cream
Sundae with Sauce. You know me--
308
00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:11,819
I love a huge ice cream sundae
in the afternoon.
309
00:11:11,913 --> 00:11:13,838
Are you seeing this?
Called me son.
310
00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:15,840
Eating a huge ice cream
in the afternoon.
311
00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:17,734
Short stature.
Dark hair.
312
00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:19,493
It's him. He's it.
313
00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:21,179
This is who we've
been looking for.
314
00:11:21,406 --> 00:11:25,183
My real father is the mailman.
315
00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:30,580
Okay, so you're saying you want
to be a mailman one day?
316
00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:32,598
Oh, yeah.
I think it's in my blood.
317
00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:33,766
Couple of questions for you.
318
00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:35,176
How long have you
lived in Lone Moose?
319
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,361
Ever been in a relationship?
Also,
320
00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:39,756
how do you say this word:
P-I-L-L-O-W?
321
00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:41,274
Lived here 30 years.
Yes, I've had
322
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,368
my fair share of relationships.
323
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,036
A few I thought
would go the distance,
324
00:11:45,113 --> 00:11:47,521
but I guess they didn't
have enough postage.
325
00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:48,873
And, to answer your
last question, "pellow."
326
00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:50,433
Are you saying pillow
or "pellow"?
327
00:11:50,526 --> 00:11:51,284
-Pillow.
-What?
328
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,785
-"Pellow."
-One more time.
329
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,620
Thanks for bringing
your cars, Kyle.
330
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:57,790
No problem. They deserve some
attention now and again.
331
00:11:57,943 --> 00:11:59,459
Let's seduce a moose.
332
00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:03,054
Let's see if he wants to get
hot and heavy with a Chevy.
333
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,632
Or take it nice and slow
with a Peugeot.
334
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,394
How about a hug from a VW Bug?
335
00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:11,621
Man, she's got some
fun car rhymes.
336
00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:15,291
Put your moose lips
on this Mitsubishi Eclipse.
337
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,218
Out of options, Beef.
338
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,887
Good thing I ran out to
Costume Castle before it closed.
339
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,907
Mademoiselle Moose will be
ready for her big debut.
340
00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:25,893
It's no use, Wolf.
Looks like we'll be the ones
341
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,062
saying au revoir
to our beautiful van.
342
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,414
HAM:
Au revoir.
343
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:30,415
MOON:
So, uh,
344
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:31,899
you deliver the mail
345
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,567
no matter what, rain or shine?
346
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,978
Yup, I've seen it all--
347
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,146
snowstorms, fires,
earthquakes.
348
00:12:37,165 --> 00:12:40,016
I've even delivered a package
during a hostage situation.
349
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:42,761
The handcuffs made the signature
a little funky, but it worked.
350
00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:45,655
Here you go, Reggie. And
I pre-calculated the tip for you
351
00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:46,914
since you hate math.
352
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,658
-Uh-oh.
-Whoa.
-Thank you, Leslie.
353
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,602
All right, time for me
to make some cheddar
354
00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:51,844
delivering letters.
355
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,605
Um, could we tag along?
You know,
356
00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:56,682
so I could see what
the mailman life really entails?
357
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:58,001
All righty.
I, uh, hope
358
00:12:58,094 --> 00:12:59,685
you really love
being outdoors like I do.
359
00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:02,596
You know what? A ride-along
on a boring, routine mail route
360
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,690
might be just the thing to prove
that you're not actually
361
00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:07,601
Moon's da... ream job.
362
00:13:07,695 --> 00:13:09,345
Dream job.
Let's do this.
363
00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:10,771
REGGIE:
All right, here we go!
364
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,031
Hop in and hold on
to something,
365
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,626
but not to any of the handles.
They're taped on!
366
00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,369
♪ I'm in a mailin' mood ♪
367
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,021
♪ I'm gonna mail it to ya ♪
368
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:20,114
♪ I'm gonna fire away ♪
369
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:24,910
♪ I'm a delivery machine
and it is freakin' insane ♪
370
00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:26,212
(barking)
371
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:27,788
♪ I'll put that package
on your stoop ♪
372
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,532
♪ If it's the last thing I do ♪
373
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:30,883
♪ I'll walk through ice
and through rain ♪
374
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,477
♪ And step in mountain of poo ♪
375
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:33,961
♪ I'll get your grandma
her checks ♪
376
00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:35,538
♪ And her prescription, too ♪
377
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,891
♪ Ah...! ♪
378
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:41,377
Oh, is it
Bring Your Son To Work Day?
379
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,637
My kid hates that day.
I'm a nude model.
380
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,064
♪ Mail it to you! ♪
381
00:13:45,141 --> 00:13:46,883
JUDY:
I guess we can walk to school
382
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:47,992
every day from now on.
383
00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:50,495
I mean, upside:
our legs and our butts
384
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,996
are gonna be ripped.
385
00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,891
Aw, look. Now the moose
is giving the van some branches
386
00:13:54,909 --> 00:13:56,742
for their one-day
dating anniversary.
387
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,152
BEEF:
Wait a minute.
388
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,746
Those branches
aren't for romance.
389
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,340
The moose is trying
to hide the van
390
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:03,916
to protect it from predators.
391
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,085
It has adopted it as its child.
392
00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:08,513
Aw.
Should we offer to babysit--
393
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,090
let the moose have a night out
on its own?
394
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,092
Uh, isn't it typically
only female moose
395
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,410
that care for their young?
396
00:14:14,412 --> 00:14:15,520
We don't know this moose's life.
397
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,081
Maybe he just likes being
a dad. Or-or maybe
398
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:20,600
he had to take over jobs
as both mother and father
399
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,010
because the van's mother
moved to Pennsylvania
400
00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:24,770
to be with
her moose lover Marcus.
401
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,256
Aw, I didn't even think to ask.
402
00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,183
This is serious.
The moose would not be happy
403
00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:32,186
if we opened his child's door
and then sat in his child's body
404
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,520
and drove his child around.
405
00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:35,615
Yeah, I don't have kids,
but I imagine
406
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,041
I'll feel the same way one day.
407
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:41,270
I might have an idea
that could mean everybody wins.
408
00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,122
I love it when everybody wins.
409
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,774
I also love it
when everybody loses.
410
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,125
I just love playing.
411
00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:48,386
REGGIE: So, I set this
zip line up years ago,
412
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:50,371
or else Mrs. Johnston
would never get her weekly
413
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,615
bags of mail-order meal worms
to feed her hedgehogs
414
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,300
Jessica and Kelsey.
You want to come with, kid?
415
00:14:54,452 --> 00:14:57,711
Oh, no. I-I mean, I'd love to,
but I know that rope.
416
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,398
It's a Renegade. There's usually
about a 200-pound weight limit
417
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,234
on there, and estimating
your weight at 150 pounds,
418
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:06,479
-adding my 75 would
break the system.
-Moon!
419
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,740
Good call, little man.
You got great instincts.
420
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,742
Um, and great math-stincts.
421
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:13,578
I think you would make an
excellent mailman one day, Moon,
422
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:16,322
-uh... What'd you say
your last name was?
-Tobin.
423
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:17,749
I know that name.
Yeah.
424
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,751
I used to deliver to your family
before I switched over
425
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,068
to the northern route.
426
00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:22,236
Wait, you did?
427
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,088
Oh, yeah.
Your mom was a riot!
428
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,925
Yeah, she'd love to distract me
and then steal packages
429
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:29,652
off the back of my Jeep.
It was a felony but, man,
430
00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:30,762
it made me laugh.
431
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,822
Wait, you actually knew my mom?
432
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,507
Of course, man-- Leeny.
433
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,825
You called her Leeny?
434
00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:37,101
Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
435
00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:38,995
You know, she was always home
during the day
436
00:15:39,013 --> 00:15:40,772
and she was constantly
offering me a beer
437
00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:42,607
and inviting me in.
Constantly.
438
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,016
Oh. Oh, no...
439
00:15:44,169 --> 00:15:45,685
Maybe we should
stop talking about this.
440
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,445
Yeah, last time I saw her
441
00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:49,447
was about ten years ago.
She said she had
442
00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:51,340
something real important to tell
me that would change my life,
443
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,176
but then they transferred me
444
00:15:53,194 --> 00:15:54,360
to a new route
and I never delivered mail
445
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:55,528
to your family again.
446
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,937
Anyway, off I go.
447
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,124
Holy stamps, this is dad news.
448
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,205
-You okay there, Moon?
-Yep, yep.
449
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,782
-Yep, yep, yep.
-Look, just because Reggie
450
00:16:08,876 --> 00:16:10,710
knew your mom
and drank with her
451
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:11,877
and went in your house a bunch
452
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:13,304
and has a lot
in common with you,
453
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,956
it doesn't mean
that he's your...
454
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,217
Reggie is definitely
my real dad.
455
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,703
No. I mean, maybe not.
456
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,313
I mean, Moon, sweetie,
457
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:23,964
I don't totally
know what to say.
458
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,674
I really wanted
to help you with math,
459
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:28,135
but now I feel like the worst
big sister in the world.
460
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,989
It's not your fault my mom
was a real mom-about-town.
461
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,157
And if I was gonna be with
somebody when I found out
462
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,718
this life-changing information
that I thought I wanted
463
00:16:35,737 --> 00:16:39,388
but now feel like barfing about,
I'm glad it was with you.
464
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,740
Whee!
465
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,893
Reggie, uh, this was fun,
but I think we got to go.
466
00:16:43,911 --> 00:16:45,503
Could you drop us off
at our car?
467
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:48,172
Moon's dad is probably
wondering where we've been.
468
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,416
Oh, of course, of course.
I bet I wouldn't like
469
00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:52,251
waiting for my kids
if I had them.
470
00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:55,013
But I guess I'll never be sure,
because I can't have kids.
471
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,347
-Really?
-Wait, you can't?
472
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,741
Nah, it wasn't possible
after the accident.
473
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,335
I'll spare you the gory details,
but it was a bowling ball
474
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,836
straight to my nuts
when I was 18
475
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,023
and they cracked open
like eggs on Sunday morning.
476
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,466
So, you definitely have no kids?
477
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,176
Nope.
Oh, and while I was zippin',
478
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,529
I remembered that your mom
did tell me that thing
479
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,938
that she thought
was so important.
480
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:15,258
She had made earrings
out of beer cans.
481
00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:16,534
She called them beerings.
482
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,444
And then she got mad at me
when I wouldn't buy them
483
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,446
and she chased me
off the property with a knife.
484
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:23,958
-Sounds like Mom.
-Anyway, I'll drop you guys
back at your car.
485
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,379
What's going on in that
little bear brain, Moon?
486
00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:30,697
Well, I'm super glad
Dad's my dad,
487
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:34,110
but if genetics aren't the
reason that I'm failing math,
488
00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:36,387
then I'm just
the stupid one of the family.
489
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:38,447
That's not what it means.
What it means
490
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:39,706
is you're just different
from your family,
491
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,117
and that's not a bad thing.
492
00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:43,043
You know who else is different
from their family?
493
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,563
Shania Twain?
The Incredible Hulk?
494
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,972
-Me.
-And you're great.
495
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,049
Yeah, I am.
And you're not dumb.
496
00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:50,735
In fact, you were talking
all kinds of math
497
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:53,813
about that zip line. I think
outdoor stuff is your in, Moon.
498
00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:56,132
Huh. Yeah.
I guess you're right.
499
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,576
I didn't get nervous
thinking about that rope.
500
00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:00,561
But when the numbers
are just numbers on paper,
501
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,062
I get freaked out.
502
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:04,657
I know I'm gonna fail
that make-up test tomorrow.
503
00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:06,325
Remember when I said
I'm a big ideas person?
504
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,495
I just had another one, and it's
almost as good as turtletinis.
505
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:11,330
I don't know if turtletinis
are for turtles
506
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:14,258
or if they have a little turtle
in 'em, but it'll come to me.
507
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:15,985
Thank you for letting Moon
take his make-up test
508
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,578
out here, Mrs. Hill.
I think
509
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,080
you'll see that
this is where he really shines.
510
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,657
I'm only doing this
'cause Gibbons said he would
511
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,917
give me a week off
to go on my Metallica cruise.
512
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,828
Moon, how old was that tree?
513
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,438
I see 72 two rings.
514
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,756
Which means
it was 72 two years old.
515
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,017
And if I had four of these
trees, how many years
516
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,278
would they have
collectively been alive?
517
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,671
Two hundred and eighty eight.
518
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,340
Okay. And what if we
chop that tree down
519
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:39,099
to build a fire that lasts
four hours and three logs
520
00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:41,268
burn an hour--
how many logs do we need?
521
00:18:41,362 --> 00:18:43,437
-Twelve.
-Now imagine
we get trapped out here
522
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,790
and need to eat Mrs. Hill
to stay alive.
523
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:47,458
Estimating her height
as five nine,
524
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,127
and assuming we're gonna
eat about five inches per day,
525
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,021
how many days until
we run out of teacher meat?
526
00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:53,965
Well, we would probably
start on her legs, so...
527
00:18:54,192 --> 00:18:56,041
Okay, you can stop.
I've heard enough.
528
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,469
Moon, you clearly
understand math in this setting,
529
00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:01,046
and I will adjust your grade
to just barely passing.
530
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,625
Yeah! I kicked math's ass.
And for the record,
531
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,627
we could probably survive
on Mrs. Hill's meat
532
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:10,055
for about 13 days,
provided we eat the eyes.
533
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,299
We just have to make
this old snow machine
534
00:19:12,393 --> 00:19:14,560
more enticing
as the moose's baby.
535
00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:17,062
We begin by covering
the infant in salt.
536
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,548
I recorded some baby moose
sounds from the Internet
537
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,717
and then added
a little of my own flair.
538
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:25,329
And I'll swaddle up this little
snow machine in my baby blanket.
539
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:26,998
Everyone ready?
540
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:29,250
(wailing)
541
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:32,837
He doesn't seem interested.
542
00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:34,821
What if we put the snow machine
543
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,415
inside a little pumpkin,
you know,
544
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:39,719
-like those baby calendars?
-Give it a minute.
545
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:52,248
There he goes. Oh, papa Moose
has left the building.
546
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,174
BEEF (crying):
The cats in the cradle
and the silver spoon.
547
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,770
Little boy blue
and the something, something
548
00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:00,347
and I forget the lyrics.
549
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:01,273
Hey, Dad.
550
00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:03,016
Hey, son.
Ready for tuck-in?
551
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:05,444
You bet.
How did the moose debacle end?
552
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,538
I saw the van
is back to being an orphan.
553
00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:10,983
Yeah. There's a powerful bond
between a father and child.
554
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,952
It's like us.
But no one--
555
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,454
and I mean no one, son--
is gonna trick me
556
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:17,456
into trading you
for an old snow machine.
557
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,942
Dad, I have something
to show you.
558
00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:22,294
I hid the report cards.
I'm sorry.
559
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,113
I didn't want you
to see my math grade.
560
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:27,132
But Honeybee helped me study and
I passed my make-up test today.
561
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:29,134
I'm sure glad she did that,
because I probably
562
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,211
-wouldn't have been much help.
-You wouldn't?
563
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,730
I've hid it pretty well,
but I've never been
564
00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:36,141
any good at math. Sorry
you inherited that from me.
565
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:38,477
That's okay, Dad.
I kind of like that I did.
566
00:20:38,629 --> 00:20:40,738
At least you didn't get
my extra-long second toe.
567
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:42,740
It's true.
Mine are all the same size,
568
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,224
like a little spice rack.
569
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:46,635
But Moon, if you ever
do need anything,
570
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:49,247
I'm always here to help.
Or at least to try.
571
00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:50,581
Okay. I need
572
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,976
a TenPoint Vapor RS70
Crossbow Package, please.
573
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:57,421
Ha! Those are $4,000.
How about a hug instead?
574
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,033
-♪ Bonjour ♪
-♪ I am a French lady moose ♪
575
00:21:01,185 --> 00:21:03,076
-♪ Oui ♪
-♪ I look so pretty ♪
576
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,763
-♪ Bonjour ♪
-♪ I eat croissants ♪
577
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,749
-♪ Oui ♪
-♪ Come flirt with me ♪
578
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,102
♪ I am a French lady moose ♪
579
00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:13,604
♪ I buy smelly cheese ♪
580
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:15,514
♪ A scarf around my neck ♪
581
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:17,608
♪ "S'il vous plaît"
means "please" ♪
582
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,852
♪ I am a French lady moose ♪
583
00:21:20,004 --> 00:21:21,612
♪ I look so pretty ♪
584
00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,447
-♪ Bonjour ♪
-♪ I eat croissants ♪
585
00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:25,616
-♪ Oui ♪
-♪ Come flirt with me ♪
586
00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:28,360
-♪ Bonjour ♪
-♪ I am a French lady moose ♪
587
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:30,454
-♪ Au revoir ♪
-♪ And I buy smelly cheese. ♪
588
00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:32,439
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