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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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(inhales, exhales)
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Can you feel that, Alanis?
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♪ That certain something
in the air? ♪
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It's audition week for
the Lone Moose School musical.
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The one time of year
that people come together
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and break into song
for no justifiable reason.
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That actually happened a lot
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when I did
the Mammary Jamboree in '98.
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Whenever we'd have a great meal,
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Sarah McLachlan would point
to her plate and sing:
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♪ I will remember you. ♪
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
interesting, but,
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to get back to the topic
at hand, which is moi,
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my beloved teacher, Mrs. Frio,
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always writes the musical,
and I don't want to brag but...
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You absolutely want to brag.
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I always get the lead.
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This year, Mrs. Frio
has written a real doozy.
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The Ideal Hurricane: The Musical
based on The Perfect Storm,
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the movie starring George
Clooney and Mark Wahlberg,
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which is based on the book
of the same name
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based on the real-life story of
the shipwreck of the Andrea Gail
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off the Massachusetts coast.
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Rolls right off the tongue.
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And speaking of rolling
off the tongue,
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I'm hoping there's
a certain someone
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who will be cast
opposite me as the lead.
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Wait, you're not talking
about Steven Huang are you?
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Yes. Steven and I have
such a rich "kiss-tory."
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I mean, we tried to kiss,
then we really kissed,
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and then it just
fizzled out, I guess.
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But, Judy, Steven is dating
that girl Chrissy now,
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who plays volleyball, right?
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Yes, and I would
never break them up,
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but if Steven and I were cast
as the leads in the play,
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and the romance of the theater
just happens to overtake us,
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well, then, you know, so be it.
(laughs) Okay.
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I got to go do
my vocal warm-ups.
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Ask me about Alaska's
fattest cats in baskets.
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RUSSELL:
And I put the fire out,
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but my mom and Jamie
had to come home early
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from their wine and paint night.
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I know I shouldn't
wrap hot dogs in tin foil
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before I put them
in the microwave,
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but they just
taste better that way.
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Wait, you get to stay home alone
when your mom goes out?
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Has your dad never left you
home alone, Moon?
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No, but there are a lot
of people in my family.
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They're never all gone
at the same time.
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I stay home alone once a week.
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I get to watch something
rated TV-14.
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I'm really into
Chicago's Finest.
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Oh, hey, Steven. (chuckles)
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Are you, uh, here to audition
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for the, uh, musical? (laughs)
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Uh, yeah. How about you?
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I'm hoping I get the female
lead, the role of Diana Lane.
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I assume you're auditioning
for the male lead,
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-Martin Whalburg?
-Yeah.
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Are you coming in?
'Cause we could, um,
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sit together or-or...
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Oh, actually, I'm waiting
for Chrissy, my girlfriend.
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She's auditioning, too.
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Oh, wonderful! Right, of course.
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That's great, in fact.
And a congratulations.
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And a best wishes
to you both. (grunts)
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GIBBONS:
Welcome, students,
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to this year's auditions
for the spring musical,
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The Ideal Hurricane.
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Unfortunately,
Mrs. Frio is no longer able
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to direct the musical she wrote.
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She found out last night
that she was placed
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in a very high-profile jury.
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I can't say anything specific,
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but next year's musical may
be about the multiple homicide
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in the Wondering Whale
Apartments in Ketchikan.
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Luckily, Ms. McNamara has
graciously offered to step in.
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The guidance counselor?
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Ugh. I had to see her
when I started here.
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She told me to get out
of my comfort zone,
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so, instead of answering,
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I just did a very loud fart
and then left,
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and I've never heard
from her again.
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Hello, students.
You're probably wondering,
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"Hey, what is the
guidance counselor doing
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directing a musical?" (laughs)
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Although I have no experience
directing theater,
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I do have experience
helping students shine.
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And remember, you can't spell
"guidance" without "dance."
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-Oof.
-All right, let's go ahead
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and get the tryouts started.
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In the words of
Steven Spielberg, "Action."
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♪ Watch out fish
'cause here we come ♪
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♪ We got our nets,
our bait, our chum ♪
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♪ We work the high seas,
it's scary and rough ♪
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♪ We catch lots of fish ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're wicked tough ♪
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(groans)
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I just want to be
one of the guys who dies.
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♪ This ain't sailing
the tropics ♪
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♪ But catching those fish ♪
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♪ Puts money in our pockets ♪
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♪ We're... We're wicked ♪
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Sorry, I don't think I can sing
in front of people.
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Do you want to meet me
in the green room, and audition
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just for me?
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Oh, I didn't know
that was allowed,
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but okay. (scoffs)
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♪ Don't be fooled by our
Dunkin' Donuts cold brew ♪
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♪ When it's dark in the night ♪
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♪ We've got warm arms
to hold you ♪
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Ugh. I'm not auditioning.
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I'm declaring myself
to be the stage manager
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because backstage
is where the real drama is.
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Yes, you told me
before the auditions,
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and I said it was fine. You
didn't need to come out here.
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Oh, didn't I?
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Hello, I am myself,
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Judy Tobin. (chuckles)
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Hit it, Mr. Jeffrey.
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♪ The undertow might take you ♪
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♪ You can let it bring you down,
or you can ♪
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♪ Remember my laughter ♪
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Remember? It's like this...
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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♪ And sail on
back to town, my love ♪
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-♪ Tonight! ♪
-Okay, thank you, Judy.
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But I memorized
one of the monologues.
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(Boston accent): I'm goin' down
to the yard, Martin.
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I'm late for a card game.
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I'm supposed
to bring the "chowdah."
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All right, okay, yes, yes.
We get it.
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(chuckles) Judy Tobin.
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BEEF:
How were the auditions
today, Judy?
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I nailed it. (chuckles)
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I mean, I really dropped in
during my monologue.
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It was like I was actually
bringing chowder
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to a card game
on the docks, you know?
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I am looking forward
to helping out
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with the sets again this year.
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I loved building the giant ants
for Honey I Shrunk the Cast,
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but to get to build
an actual boat? (giggles)
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It's gonna be like
it's my birthday all month.
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And I'm excited because
our videography company,
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Pause For Applause, is finally
doing a concert film.
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And when we're done,
we'll be selling those DVDs
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to proud parents for $15.95.
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Sign me up for two, one to watch
and one to be buried with.
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Principal Gibbons said I can do
a hurri-cakes concession stand.
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And Moon and I will be in
the audience front and center.
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(clears throat)
Actually, Father,
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it has come to my attention that
I'm the only one of my friends
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who has not been allowed
to stay home alone.
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Perhaps opening night
of the musical
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would be an ideal time
for me to test the waters.
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I'll need to see a full
presentation of your plans.
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Of course. And don't worry,
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while I'll be missing
opening night,
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I'll be front and center
at the Saturday matinee.
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Hooray, hooray,
for a "sat-inay."
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All right, thank you all
for auditioning.
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When I call your name,
step forward.
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What happened to just posting
a list on the bulletin board?
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I really perfected
my surprised but humble face.
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First up, Steven Huang.
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You will be our Martin Whalburg.
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Oh, wow, thanks.
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Great choice.
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Crispin will be
our Captain Clooney.
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And... as our female lead,
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Diana Lane... Chrissy Carr.
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-(gasps)
-What?
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Step forward. Congratulations,
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you will be playing
the female lead, Diana Lane.
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What?
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(echoing):
Gill Beavers, Stool One.
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Fred Lombard, understudying.
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And finally, Judy Tobin.
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You will have a very important
role as Chrissy's understudy.
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Understudy?
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Oh, and a stool.
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-A stool?
-GILL: Oh, wow!
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Judy, we're both playing stools.
Be stool, my heart.
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Ooh, look at that,
right on time.
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Nailed it, Dad.
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I will pick you two up
after school.
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And, Judy, I will circle back
to get you post-rehearsal.
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Yeah, okay.
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You thinking about going
to school, Judy?
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It's just...
we start rehearsals today,
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and I don't even have a line.
I'm playing a stool.
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Huh, well, stools
are an important part
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of sitting culture.
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Yes, I know, but I'm used to
being the lead, Dad.
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Ms. McNamara looked
right past me. I don't get it.
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Well, we have a saying
in the fishing business,
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"There are no small fish,
only small catchers."
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So, you got
a tiny fish this time.
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There's probably still some
good nutrition on its bones,
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and if you wait around
for a bigger one,
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you might starve to death.
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You know, you're right, Dad.
If I have to be a stool,
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I'm gonna be the stool
that stands out,
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or sits out.
I'm just gonna... stool it.
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Well, that's
a great "atti-Jude."
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I know you're gonna be the most
solid stool on that stage.
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(Boston accent):
I always find the fish, always.
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Even when it's hard.
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(Boston accent):
You never steer us wrong, Cap.
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I've just got a bad feeling
about this.
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QUAY (Boston accent): Martin,
tell your girl to chill out.
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The Barbara Gail
has never let us down.
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-And... cut.
-JUDY: Oh, Ms. McNamara?
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Yes, Judy?
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You say "cut" for film.
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In the theater, we say "hold."
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Oh. Okay, great.
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Why don't you hold
any more comments
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until we wrap rehearsal.
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Now, you'll all come
downstage left and...
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Um, Ms. McNamara,
I'm just not ready to sing
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in front of everyone yet.
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That's okay, Chrissy. We're
not gonna do your number today.
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Let's run through the bar scene.
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Stools, get on all fours.
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Uh, Ms. McNamara, I invented
a backstory for my stool.
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I was carved from an oak
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who lived in a shaded grove
for 100 years.
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-And the...
-Okay, okay, okay, Judy.
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Chrissy, you'll move over here
and sit on Judy.
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-(groans)
-And, Steven,
you'll sit on Gill.
245
00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:44,581
And now, Steven,
grab Chrissy's hand
246
00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,432
and look deep
into each other's eyes.
247
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-(groans)
-Stools, smiles, please!
248
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♪ ♪
249
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MS. McNAMARA:
And cut.
250
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,095
In just one week,
a storm is a-coming, people.
251
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A storm called opening night.
(chuckles, snorts)
252
00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:04,209
And I'm stool here.
253
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,860
MOON:
Thank you all for gathering
254
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,453
to hear my plans
to stay home alone.
255
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:10,197
This presentation has taken me
three weeks to prepare,
256
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,716
and I know by the end of it,
257
00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,702
you'll agree that I am perfectly
capable of staying home alone.
258
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,114
Herein, you will find drawings
of every potential intruder
259
00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,540
and my plan to combat them.
260
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,785
Let us begin
with the scuba divers
261
00:09:21,787 --> 00:09:22,894
fresh off the submarine
262
00:09:23,046 --> 00:09:24,454
that are trying
to steal our chimney.
263
00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:26,898
-I'm listening...
-But wait, there's more,
264
00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,959
one of them is Edward Snowden.
265
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,478
♪ The Barbara Gail
is our true devotion ♪
266
00:09:32,631 --> 00:09:34,072
♪ It's not the size
of the boat ♪
267
00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:36,390
♪ No, sir, nope,
but what she does ♪
268
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,651
♪ In the ocean,
we make our home ♪
269
00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:40,728
♪ In Gloucester, Mass ♪
270
00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:43,640
♪ All hail, Barbara Gail ♪
271
00:09:43,809 --> 00:09:45,767
♪ Let's raise a glass! ♪
272
00:09:45,769 --> 00:09:46,826
MS. McNAMARA:
And... cut.
273
00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:48,736
-Uh, excuse me.
-Yes, Mr. Tobin?
274
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,164
Just know that a winch
would never be this close
275
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,573
to the helm of a boat.
276
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,575
We had to move it a bit
so Steven could swing.
277
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,820
Understood. I just
wouldn't want to give kids
278
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,488
the wrong idea about winches.
279
00:09:58,581 --> 00:10:01,082
Young people are going through
enough as it is.
280
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,750
Also... (clears throat)
281
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:05,678
you'd never use a pivoting-fluke
anchor in seas that deep.
282
00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:06,938
It could be dangerous.
283
00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:09,682
(gasps) The way you said that
gives me an idea.
284
00:10:09,851 --> 00:10:12,277
After Steven says, "Drop
the pivoting fluke anchor,"
285
00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,671
what if you said,
"Could be dangerous."
286
00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:17,807
Wait, what? No.
Like, as a line in the play?
287
00:10:17,809 --> 00:10:20,285
Is she really giving
my dad a line?
288
00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,679
He's not even a student.
Great. Great.
289
00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,347
Great, great, great,
great, great, great, great.
290
00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:26,866
Beef, I know it's
out of your comfort zone,
291
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,201
but it'd be a real treat
292
00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:29,961
to have an actual fisherperson
in the show.
293
00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:32,538
Why don't you head back
with John and find a costume.
294
00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:34,466
Perfect, now my dad
has more lines than me.
295
00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,784
This situation could not
possibly get worse.
296
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,252
All right, Chrissy, now I know
297
00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:39,696
you haven't been
comfortable singing,
298
00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:42,031
but we really need to get
this duet up on its feet.
299
00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,958
Remember, no one is judging.
300
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,535
Right, team? Mr. Jeffrey.
301
00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:46,870
(playing piano)
302
00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:48,221
♪ I love you almost as much ♪
303
00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,056
♪ As Fenway Park ♪
304
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,209
♪ You're my Funky Bunch,
I'm your Marky Mark ♪
305
00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:56,804
♪ Wait for me,
I'll be back with the crew ♪
306
00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,715
♪ We already lost Tom Brady ♪
307
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,550
♪ I ain't gonna lose you ♪
308
00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:02,568
(off-key):
♪ I'll miss everything ♪
309
00:11:02,737 --> 00:11:05,146
♪ About you... ♪
310
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,572
Is she summoning the dead?
311
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,225
I swear I just felt a ghost
pass through me.
312
00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:11,911
♪ Tonight, I wave... ♪
313
00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,004
I'm sorry, I-I just can't.
314
00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:14,580
-I can't.
-Uh, everyone,
315
00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:16,991
um, just practice the
opening number with Mr. Jeffrey
316
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,492
while I talk to Chrissy. Judy,
317
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:21,680
-can you come with me?
-Oh, my God, it's happening.
318
00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,907
Hi. Sorry. I just don't...
319
00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:25,332
Chrissy, no need to apologize.
320
00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:27,686
I think I have a solution,
and it involves Judy.
321
00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:28,912
Yes, as Chrissy's understudy,
322
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,596
I've been doing
my vocal exercises
323
00:11:30,749 --> 00:11:32,006
and drinking throat-coat tea
324
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,525
because this is
my musical instrument,
325
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,010
and I keep her at the ready.
So, if Chrissy feels she cannot
326
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,195
-do the part, of course I can.
-Judy.
327
00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:39,364
Judy! What I was
going to say is,
328
00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,533
Judy, let's have you sing
all of Chrissy's songs
329
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,777
from the orchestra pit while
Chrissy lip-syncs them onstage.
330
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,705
-BOTH: What?
-Chrissy's doing
fine with her lines,
331
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,707
and now the songs
will be great, too.
332
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,950
-But...
-Uh, Ms. McNamara, how do you
like this for Mr. Tobin?
333
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:53,027
I could take the parrot
off his shoulder,
334
00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:54,379
but I love the way it contrasts
335
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,939
with his inherent
personal dignity,
336
00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,607
so you'll remove it
over my dead body.
337
00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,109
Understood. Beef and Chrissy,
you head to the stage.
338
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,720
Judy, you go on down to the pit.
339
00:12:01,796 --> 00:12:03,204
And you might want
to wear a hat,
340
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,723
people tend to throw gum
down there.
341
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,211
Judy? Judy? You've been out here
342
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,971
for 15 minutes
and haven't said a word.
343
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:14,048
-Have I?
-Do you want to talk about it?
344
00:12:14,142 --> 00:12:16,476
No. I don't want
to talk about it.
345
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,961
I want to...
346
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,238
I want to...
♪ Sing about it ♪
347
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,056
♪ Oh, Alanis, here's the thing ♪
348
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,058
♪ You know I love
doing the musical ♪
349
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,651
♪ Because I get to sing ♪
350
00:12:25,804 --> 00:12:27,912
♪ I thought I'd be the lead,
and I truly believed ♪
351
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:30,640
♪ That I'd get back together
with my ex-boyfriend Steve ♪
352
00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,475
Was he ever really
your boyfriend, though?
353
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,978
No, but it fit the meter
of the line, Alanis.
354
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,588
Okay, I've been there.
That's why I sang,
355
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,982
"Would she go you-know-what
on you in a theater,"
356
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,408
when it was actually
a Ross Dress for Less.
357
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,819
Okay, thank you, Alanis.
358
00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:44,745
♪ Talk about cruel,
I was cast as a stool ♪
359
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,839
♪ And that's when I saw
the clouds gathering ♪
360
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,841
♪ The clouds
of my own perfect storm ♪
361
00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:50,843
No, wait,
my own ideal hurricane.
362
00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:54,421
No, wait,
my own exemplary typhoon.
363
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,682
♪ Oh, it's
an exemplary typhoon ♪
364
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,836
-♪ Why did I go out? ♪
-♪ Why did I row out? ♪
365
00:12:59,854 --> 00:13:01,613
♪ In the exemplary typhoon ♪
366
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,431
♪ I went through weeks
and weeks and weeks ♪
367
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,285
♪ Of Chrissy's butt cheeks
on my back ♪
368
00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:09,695
♪ And then your dad got a line ♪
369
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:13,516
♪ And you thought that
you were really gonna crack ♪
370
00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:15,852
But then, for a moment,
the sea calmed.
371
00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,687
I heard Chrissy's voice. Ew.
372
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,689
And I thought
I'd finally get the part.
373
00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:21,190
And maybe Steven's heart.
374
00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:23,026
♪ But, no, she'll be up there
on the stage ♪
375
00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:24,636
♪ And I'll be singing
in the dark ♪
376
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,030
♪ Oh, it's
an exemplary typhoon ♪
377
00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:29,641
♪ The show must go on,
so I must row on ♪
378
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:32,093
♪ In the exemplary ♪
379
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,962
♪ Typhoon. ♪
380
00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:36,331
Well, I guess tomorrow night
381
00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,816
I'm just gonna
have to let myself drown
382
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,967
in wave after wave
of humiliation.
383
00:13:40,061 --> 00:13:42,895
Couldn't you steer
the boat towards Chrissy?
384
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,138
In the spirit of friend...
385
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,990
(laughs) Towards Chrissy, yes!
386
00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:48,142
And then in front of Chrissy.
387
00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:49,719
Uh, wait, what'd you say, Jude?
388
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,496
Great idea, Alanis.
I'm gonna come up from the pit
389
00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:53,480
and sing Chrissy's part
standing in front of her,
390
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:54,815
so everyone knows it's me
391
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,317
and get Steven back.
Thanks, Alanis.
392
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:57,836
No, no, no, no, no, no, nope,
not what I meant.
393
00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,320
Uh-oh, there she goes.
394
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,322
I sure hope my meringue waves
don't collapse
395
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,656
in the van
on the way to the theater.
396
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,233
We're gonna need
to drive slowly.
397
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:05,993
Wonderful, that will
give me ample time
398
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,904
to agonize over my one line.
399
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,180
"Could be dangerous,"
400
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,074
or, "Could be dangerous!"
401
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,575
Mm, those both sound wrong.
402
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:14,927
Regardless of what you choose,
we're gonna do a star wipe
403
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,080
right there to really
focus on you.
404
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,673
And we'll add a music cue,
maybe Toni Braxton.
405
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,841
Well, I'm all set.
406
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,102
I watched the movies
you guys recommended.
407
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:26,606
Home Alone, 127 Hours,
and The Devil Wears Prada.
408
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,941
I've set up booby traps
all around the house,
409
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,776
packed water and snacks
in my backpack
410
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,370
in case I get trapped
under a rock,
411
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,614
and I'm prepared to throw
my phone in a fountain
412
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,617
to show Miranda Priestly
that I am still my own woman.
413
00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:38,935
I also watched Cast Away
414
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,436
and then drew a face
on this hockey puck,
415
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,455
like Tom Hanks did
with that volleyball.
416
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,124
So I'll be home alone,
but not home a-lonely.
417
00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:46,968
(band instruments warming up)
418
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,633
GROUP:
Ready Bobby readies
better butter for the babies.
419
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,893
Ten minutes, everybody.
420
00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,302
-Thank you, ten.
-MS. McNAMARA: Actors,
421
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,379
if I can get
your attention, please.
422
00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,231
I just got word
that Steven Huang
423
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:01,791
and Fred Lombard,
his understudy,
424
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:03,960
were snow machining when an elk
stepped into their path.
425
00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,886
-BOTH: Oh, no, Steven!
-MS. McNAMARA: They're
basically fine,
426
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,740
but Fred has a concussion, and
Steven sprained both of his feet
427
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,891
-and cannot dance or stand.
-(all gasp)
428
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,411
Since Steven is the lead
and Fred is his understudy,
429
00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:15,896
my only option is to cancel
the performance.
430
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,415
ALL:
No!
431
00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:18,917
I love this. The drama,
432
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,901
not the fact that Steven
and Fred were in an accident.
433
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:21,994
My condolences.
434
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,737
MOON:
Look at all those potatoes.
435
00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:26,165
Being alone on Mars is easy.
436
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,501
Still no intruders.
437
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,169
You're nailing this, Moon.
438
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,413
-(rustling)
-Huh?
439
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:35,992
Hey, squirrel, what are you
doing in my bucket full of glue
440
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:39,270
foot trap?
It's for adult human burglars.
441
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,013
Whoa!
442
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,665
Uh-oh. (grunts)
443
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:47,111
Well, there's no getting out
of here. I'm just that good.
444
00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:48,947
(cast murmuring)
445
00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:50,431
Well, I guess I'll go out
446
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,116
and tell the audience
the show is canceled.
447
00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,693
Ms. McNamara, wait. I...
448
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,454
actually know all of Steven's
lines and all of his songs.
449
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,681
-You do?
-Yes, and everyone else's lines
450
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,017
and all the choreography,
and I memorized the program.
451
00:16:01,035 --> 00:16:02,961
What I'm saying is,
I can go on for Steven.
452
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,112
But you're supposed to sing
for Chrissy from the pit.
453
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,540
Right, and I can still
sing her song, but onstage.
454
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:09,616
I'll just turn my head
upstage like this,
455
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,910
-and Chrissy can move her mouth.
-Amazing choice.
456
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,379
So, instead of singing
in the pit,
457
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,198
I'm going to be singing
both leads
458
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,975
onstage in front of everyone.
459
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,643
Yes, I guess you would be,
460
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,145
and getting all the
attention you were craving.
461
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:24,983
(chuckles) Well, does everyone
want to go ahead with the show?
462
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:26,392
(overlapping agreement)
463
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,135
-Okay, then.
-Places, everyone.
464
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,304
Places, everyone. Why are
you all just standing here?
465
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:33,157
Stools, get onstage and crouch.
466
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,146
-Drop the pivoting fluke anchor.
-Could be dangerous.
467
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:40,890
-Get it, Beef.
-(whoops) That's my dad!
468
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:44,243
Martin, why don't you go grab
two more nets from the dock?
469
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,504
Whatever you need, Cap.
I'm on it.
470
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,322
Remember, we got a boat
to get ready,
471
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,508
so no sneaking around
with your girl.
472
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,235
Oh, right, my girl.
473
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:53,511
♪ Tomorrow, I head out ♪
474
00:16:53,738 --> 00:16:55,588
♪ To the Grand Banks
with this crew ♪
475
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,923
♪ So, tonight,
I wave goodbye to you ♪
476
00:16:58,076 --> 00:17:01,911
♪ It's not safe out there,
that's what I truly believe ♪
477
00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:04,080
♪ Why don't you
stay right here ♪
478
00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,173
♪ I hate when you leave ♪
479
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,418
♪ I'll be back,
I always return ♪
480
00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:12,179
♪ Just tired and dirty
with a sunburn ♪
481
00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:15,608
♪ You know you're my destiny,
but what if ♪
482
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,276
♪ The worst happens? ♪
483
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,263
♪ It's just the sea, so
let's go out and have a brew ♪
484
00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:23,690
♪ 'Cause, tonight,
I wave goodbye to you ♪
485
00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:26,118
-Put me down.
-Are you kidding?
They're eating it up.
486
00:17:26,271 --> 00:17:27,694
♪ Tonight ♪
487
00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,438
♪ I wave ♪
488
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:32,866
♪ Goodbye ♪
489
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,445
♪ To you. ♪
490
00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:37,963
JUDY:
Hey, Chrissy, there you are.
491
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,782
I know we have to be on
for the finale soon,
492
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:42,042
but I just wanted to tell you
how great you were out there.
493
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,469
We made such a great team.
494
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,805
You know, I actually
almost did something tonight
495
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,381
that would've
hurt your feelings,
496
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,142
and I'm really glad
that I didn't because...
497
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,010
Wait, are you crying?
498
00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:53,404
(crying)
499
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,573
Why didn't you just let
Ms. McNamara cancel the show?
500
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,392
Now Steven saw you do
his part and my part.
501
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,727
He's probably going to fall back
in love with you.
502
00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:04,082
Me? No. Steven likes you.
What are you talking about?
503
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,900
This whole thing has just been
so humiliating for me.
504
00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:08,902
I mean, I just auditioned
to have something
505
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:10,162
to do with Steven for fun,
506
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,923
since it's not volleyball
season right now,
507
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:14,575
and then Ms. McNamara
gave me the lead,
508
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,909
which I didn't even want.
509
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,169
Then she made me sing
in front of people,
510
00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:18,596
even though I cannot sing.
511
00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:20,323
And then she gave my song
512
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,416
to my boyfriend's beautiful and
talented kind of ex-girlfriend,
513
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,102
and everything
was just like a...
514
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,011
like a... a perfect storm.
515
00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:29,332
Huh. I've been feeling
the exact same way.
516
00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,924
-You have?
-I have to be honest.
517
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,003
I did kind of want to get Steven
back, and I'm sorry for that.
518
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:36,981
I was jealous of you a little,
I guess, and... (chuckles)
519
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,783
Because I think
you're beautiful and talented.
520
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,434
I mean, you're amazing
at volleyball,
521
00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:42,178
and everyone
in school knows that.
522
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,621
I am amazing at volleyball.
523
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,182
And then I didn't get the part
I wanted, you got that part.
524
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,625
I had to play
an inanimate object,
525
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:49,293
and then my dad got a line,
526
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:50,944
and then I had to sing
your part from the pit,
527
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,296
without getting any credit.
528
00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:55,449
(sighs) It was just a lot
of bad stuff all at once.
529
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:58,027
Yeah, I guess I didn't see it
from your point of view.
530
00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,137
Ms. McNamara told me
531
00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,787
she just wanted to give me
a chance to shine,
532
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,975
but I don't shine at singing,
I shine at volleyball.
533
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:05,050
You really do.
534
00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:06,535
She also said she was doing this
535
00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:08,295
because she thinks
you talk too much,
536
00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:09,889
and you're always trying
to get attention,
537
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,041
and that is why
she put you in the pit.
538
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,317
-What?
-Don't worry,
539
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:16,045
I don't think that stuff
about you. Ms. McNamara...
540
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,731
-BOTH: Sucks!
-(laughs) She really does.
541
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:21,325
I do like the attention I get
when I'm in musicals,
542
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:23,327
but not because
I love attention or something.
543
00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:24,811
It's because
I'm good at musicals.
544
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,481
I know. It's good to shine
at things you shine at.
545
00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,909
She also said you're
constantly pulling focus,
546
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,560
you're a try-hard,
547
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:33,412
and that you're not as whimsical
as you think you are.
548
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,673
Wow, there is something
very wrong with her.
549
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,402
-Mm-hmm.
-But you may have actually
taught me a good lesson.
550
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:40,845
Next time I see
another girl struggling,
551
00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:42,180
I should try to help them
552
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,164
instead of just
thinking about myself.
553
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,349
I should've supported you,
554
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,426
like those guys
on the Barbara Gail,
555
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,095
-based on the Andrea Gail.
-(slow clapping)
556
00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,006
The best drama
really is backstage.
557
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,860
Now, get out there
for the finale, and I mean run.
558
00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:58,604
♪ Sometimes one bad thing
happens, brother ♪
559
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:01,273
♪ And then another
and then another ♪
560
00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:04,276
♪ And when you see
that big wave just wave ♪
561
00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:07,430
♪ That's how we get
the ocean to behave ♪
562
00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,374
♪ And when you don't survive,
then make the most ♪
563
00:20:10,526 --> 00:20:13,619
♪ Out of being
a very, very wet ghost ♪
564
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,530
♪ We're all dead now,
but who could complain? ♪
565
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,549
♪ We had some wicked fun
in the ♪
566
00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:21,444
♪ Ideal ♪
567
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:23,221
♪ Hurricane. ♪
568
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,448
-(applause)
-Hey, look over there.
569
00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:27,558
There's a Dunkin' Donuts
in heaven.
570
00:20:27,668 --> 00:20:29,301
(quiet chatter)
571
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:30,636
Hello, Moon.
572
00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:34,473
Now, before you say anything,
I'm totally fine,
573
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,809
but I understand
if you don't want to let me
574
00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:38,069
stay home alone again.
575
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,312
Actually, I consider this
a success.
576
00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,147
You're alive,
and your trap worked.
577
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,482
First time Ham
stayed home alone,
578
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:44,984
we found him
in the fold-out couch.
579
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,911
I wanted to see
what it would feel like
580
00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:48,395
to be a remote control.
581
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,747
Hey, a bunch of deer
got in here,
582
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,582
and they're having
a pizza party.
583
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,642
Get out, guys! Shoo, shoo!
584
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:54,977
MOON:
Don't shoo them out,
585
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:56,403
I know those guys. They're cool.
586
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,997
♪ You can step on a stool ♪
587
00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:00,165
♪ To reach something
way up high ♪
588
00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:02,426
♪ Like a book or a trophy ♪
589
00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:04,077
♪ Or even the sky ♪
590
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,079
♪ Sometimes you just
don't want to kneel ♪
591
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,914
♪ Like when you
have to milk a cow ♪
592
00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:10,351
♪ Or work on a pottery wheel ♪
593
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:14,254
♪ You probably didn't
learn this in school ♪
594
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:15,848
♪ But America loves stools ♪
595
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,017
♪ Stools can be shaped
as circles or even squares ♪
596
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,835
♪ They're much more useful
than lame old chairs ♪
597
00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:22,004
♪ It's seating for one person
and that is all ♪
598
00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:23,614
♪ No room for anyone else,
not even a doll ♪
599
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,357
♪ You probably didn't
learn this in school ♪
600
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,359
♪ But America loves stools! ♪
601
00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,512
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