1 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,169 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:05,896 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,914 --> 00:00:07,731 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:10,342 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,569 --> 00:00:13,661 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,756 --> 00:00:15,239 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,257 --> 00:00:16,849 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:17,076 --> 00:00:18,075 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,596 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:24,023 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:26,174 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,268 --> 00:00:29,528 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:33,774 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,942 (inhales, exhales) 16 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:37,611 Can you feel that, Alanis? 17 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,430 ♪ That certain something in the air? ♪ 18 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:42,524 It's audition week for the Lone Moose School musical. 19 00:00:42,601 --> 00:00:44,359 The one time of year that people come together 20 00:00:44,453 --> 00:00:46,953 and break into song for no justifiable reason. 21 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,213 That actually happened a lot 22 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:49,940 when I did the Mammary Jamboree in '98. 23 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,366 Whenever we'd have a great meal, 24 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,110 Sarah McLachlan would point to her plate and sing: 25 00:00:53,128 --> 00:00:55,445 ♪ I will remember you. ♪ 26 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:57,539 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, interesting, but, 27 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,208 to get back to the topic at hand, which is moi, 28 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,952 my beloved teacher, Mrs. Frio, 29 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:05,213 always writes the musical, and I don't want to brag but... 30 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,565 You absolutely want to brag. 31 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,049 I always get the lead. 32 00:01:08,127 --> 00:01:10,718 This year, Mrs. Frio has written a real doozy. 33 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:12,979 The Ideal Hurricane: The Musical based on The Perfect Storm, 34 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:15,132 the movie starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg, 35 00:01:15,225 --> 00:01:16,742 which is based on the book of the same name 36 00:01:16,893 --> 00:01:19,970 based on the real-life story of the shipwreck of the Andrea Gail 37 00:01:20,063 --> 00:01:21,080 off the Massachusetts coast. 38 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,973 Rolls right off the tongue. 39 00:01:22,991 --> 00:01:25,342 And speaking of rolling off the tongue, 40 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:26,919 I'm hoping there's a certain someone 41 00:01:27,146 --> 00:01:28,662 who will be cast opposite me as the lead. 42 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:31,315 Wait, you're not talking about Steven Huang are you? 43 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,575 Yes. Steven and I have such a rich "kiss-tory." 44 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,577 I mean, we tried to kiss, then we really kissed, 45 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,671 and then it just fizzled out, I guess. 46 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,157 But, Judy, Steven is dating that girl Chrissy now, 47 00:01:40,175 --> 00:01:41,325 who plays volleyball, right? 48 00:01:41,343 --> 00:01:42,843 Yes, and I would never break them up, 49 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,512 but if Steven and I were cast as the leads in the play, 50 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:47,998 and the romance of the theater just happens to overtake us, 51 00:01:48,091 --> 00:01:50,776 well, then, you know, so be it. (laughs) Okay. 52 00:01:50,927 --> 00:01:52,502 I got to go do my vocal warm-ups. 53 00:01:52,596 --> 00:01:55,188 Ask me about Alaska's fattest cats in baskets. 54 00:01:55,341 --> 00:01:56,506 RUSSELL: And I put the fire out, 55 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,675 but my mom and Jamie had to come home early 56 00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:00,010 from their wine and paint night. 57 00:02:00,028 --> 00:02:02,512 I know I shouldn't wrap hot dogs in tin foil 58 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:04,014 before I put them in the microwave, 59 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:05,682 but they just taste better that way. 60 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:08,276 Wait, you get to stay home alone when your mom goes out? 61 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,036 Has your dad never left you home alone, Moon? 62 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,798 No, but there are a lot of people in my family. 63 00:02:12,949 --> 00:02:14,708 They're never all gone at the same time. 64 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,209 I stay home alone once a week. 65 00:02:16,362 --> 00:02:18,303 I get to watch something rated TV-14. 66 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:20,622 I'm really into Chicago's Finest. 67 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,790 Oh, hey, Steven. (chuckles) 68 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,035 Are you, uh, here to audition 69 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:27,128 for the, uh, musical? (laughs) 70 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,889 Uh, yeah. How about you? 71 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:31,708 I'm hoping I get the female lead, the role of Diana Lane. 72 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:34,044 I assume you're auditioning for the male lead, 73 00:02:34,062 --> 00:02:35,228 -Martin Whalburg? -Yeah. 74 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,822 Are you coming in? 'Cause we could, um, 75 00:02:37,049 --> 00:02:38,382 sit together or-or... 76 00:02:38,475 --> 00:02:40,233 Oh, actually, I'm waiting for Chrissy, my girlfriend. 77 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:41,385 She's auditioning, too. 78 00:02:41,478 --> 00:02:43,645 Oh, wonderful! Right, of course. 79 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,906 That's great, in fact. And a congratulations. 80 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,743 And a best wishes to you both. (grunts) 81 00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,244 GIBBONS: Welcome, students, 82 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:53,154 to this year's auditions for the spring musical, 83 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,564 The Ideal Hurricane. 84 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:57,067 Unfortunately, Mrs. Frio is no longer able 85 00:02:57,085 --> 00:02:58,510 to direct the musical she wrote. 86 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,904 She found out last night that she was placed 87 00:03:00,997 --> 00:03:03,073 in a very high-profile jury. 88 00:03:03,091 --> 00:03:04,591 I can't say anything specific, 89 00:03:04,743 --> 00:03:07,352 but next year's musical may be about the multiple homicide 90 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,597 in the Wondering Whale Apartments in Ketchikan. 91 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,418 Luckily, Ms. McNamara has graciously offered to step in. 92 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:15,602 The guidance counselor? 93 00:03:15,754 --> 00:03:17,437 Ugh. I had to see her when I started here. 94 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,105 She told me to get out of my comfort zone, 95 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,532 so, instead of answering, 96 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:23,184 I just did a very loud fart and then left, 97 00:03:23,278 --> 00:03:25,370 and I've never heard from her again. 98 00:03:25,522 --> 00:03:27,447 Hello, students. You're probably wondering, 99 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:30,100 "Hey, what is the guidance counselor doing 100 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:31,693 directing a musical?" (laughs) 101 00:03:31,861 --> 00:03:34,287 Although I have no experience directing theater, 102 00:03:34,364 --> 00:03:36,882 I do have experience helping students shine. 103 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:40,126 And remember, you can't spell "guidance" without "dance." 104 00:03:40,203 --> 00:03:42,203 -Oof. -All right, let's go ahead 105 00:03:42,297 --> 00:03:43,613 and get the tryouts started. 106 00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:46,207 In the words of Steven Spielberg, "Action." 107 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,634 ♪ Watch out fish 'cause here we come ♪ 108 00:03:47,786 --> 00:03:49,561 ♪ We got our nets, our bait, our chum ♪ 109 00:03:49,788 --> 00:03:52,731 ♪ We work the high seas, it's scary and rough ♪ 110 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:54,233 ♪ We catch lots of fish ♪ 111 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,551 ♪ 'Cause we're wicked tough ♪ 112 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,827 (groans) 113 00:03:57,887 --> 00:04:00,405 I just want to be one of the guys who dies. 114 00:04:00,557 --> 00:04:02,407 ♪ This ain't sailing the tropics ♪ 115 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:04,243 ♪ But catching those fish ♪ 116 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:06,119 ♪ Puts money in our pockets ♪ 117 00:04:07,897 --> 00:04:10,140 ♪ We're... We're wicked ♪ 118 00:04:10,158 --> 00:04:13,067 Sorry, I don't think I can sing in front of people. 119 00:04:13,161 --> 00:04:15,254 Do you want to meet me in the green room, and audition 120 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,329 just for me? 121 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,498 Oh, I didn't know that was allowed, 122 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,092 but okay. (scoffs) 123 00:04:20,168 --> 00:04:23,244 ♪ Don't be fooled by our Dunkin' Donuts cold brew ♪ 124 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,912 ♪ When it's dark in the night ♪ 125 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:27,324 ♪ We've got warm arms to hold you ♪ 126 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,326 Ugh. I'm not auditioning. 127 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:31,753 I'm declaring myself to be the stage manager 128 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:34,439 because backstage is where the real drama is. 129 00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:36,516 Yes, you told me before the auditions, 130 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:38,944 and I said it was fine. You didn't need to come out here. 131 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:41,021 Oh, didn't I? 132 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,189 Hello, I am myself, 133 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,175 Judy Tobin. (chuckles) 134 00:04:45,193 --> 00:04:46,693 Hit it, Mr. Jeffrey. 135 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:48,528 ♪ The undertow might take you ♪ 136 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,123 ♪ You can let it bring you down, or you can ♪ 137 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,607 ♪ Remember my laughter ♪ 138 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:56,036 Remember? It's like this... Ha-ha-ha-ha. 139 00:04:56,188 --> 00:04:58,038 ♪ And sail on back to town, my love ♪ 140 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,464 -♪ Tonight! ♪ -Okay, thank you, Judy. 141 00:04:59,691 --> 00:05:01,115 But I memorized one of the monologues. 142 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,876 (Boston accent): I'm goin' down to the yard, Martin. 143 00:05:03,028 --> 00:05:03,969 I'm late for a card game. 144 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:05,362 I'm supposed to bring the "chowdah." 145 00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:08,048 All right, okay, yes, yes. We get it. 146 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,050 (chuckles) Judy Tobin. 147 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:12,218 BEEF: How were the auditions today, Judy? 148 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:13,645 I nailed it. (chuckles) 149 00:05:13,722 --> 00:05:15,647 I mean, I really dropped in during my monologue. 150 00:05:15,724 --> 00:05:17,541 It was like I was actually bringing chowder 151 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:19,133 to a card game on the docks, you know? 152 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,802 I am looking forward to helping out 153 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,487 with the sets again this year. 154 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:25,473 I loved building the giant ants for Honey I Shrunk the Cast, 155 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,160 but to get to build an actual boat? (giggles) 156 00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:30,070 It's gonna be like it's my birthday all month. 157 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,480 And I'm excited because our videography company, 158 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,058 Pause For Applause, is finally doing a concert film. 159 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:37,077 And when we're done, we'll be selling those DVDs 160 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:39,079 to proud parents for $15.95. 161 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:42,582 Sign me up for two, one to watch and one to be buried with. 162 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:46,570 Principal Gibbons said I can do a hurri-cakes concession stand. 163 00:05:46,588 --> 00:05:49,072 And Moon and I will be in the audience front and center. 164 00:05:49,091 --> 00:05:50,682 (clears throat) Actually, Father, 165 00:05:50,834 --> 00:05:53,852 it has come to my attention that I'm the only one of my friends 166 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:56,170 who has not been allowed to stay home alone. 167 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:58,357 Perhaps opening night of the musical 168 00:05:58,508 --> 00:06:01,768 would be an ideal time for me to test the waters. 169 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,604 I'll need to see a full presentation of your plans. 170 00:06:04,756 --> 00:06:06,256 Of course. And don't worry, 171 00:06:06,349 --> 00:06:07,515 while I'll be missing opening night, 172 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,369 I'll be front and center at the Saturday matinee. 173 00:06:10,596 --> 00:06:12,371 Hooray, hooray, for a "sat-inay." 174 00:06:12,522 --> 00:06:14,781 All right, thank you all for auditioning. 175 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,600 When I call your name, step forward. 176 00:06:16,618 --> 00:06:19,119 What happened to just posting a list on the bulletin board? 177 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:22,122 I really perfected my surprised but humble face. 178 00:06:22,198 --> 00:06:23,215 First up, Steven Huang. 179 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:25,032 You will be our Martin Whalburg. 180 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,292 Oh, wow, thanks. 181 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,444 Great choice. 182 00:06:27,537 --> 00:06:29,888 Crispin will be our Captain Clooney. 183 00:06:30,039 --> 00:06:32,039 And... as our female lead, 184 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:34,300 Diana Lane... Chrissy Carr. 185 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,209 -(gasps) -What? 186 00:06:35,303 --> 00:06:37,545 Step forward. Congratulations, 187 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,790 you will be playing the female lead, Diana Lane. 188 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:41,808 What? 189 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,902 (echoing): Gill Beavers, Stool One. 190 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:46,479 Fred Lombard, understudying. 191 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,148 And finally, Judy Tobin. 192 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:52,059 You will have a very important role as Chrissy's understudy. 193 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,136 Understudy? 194 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:54,638 Oh, and a stool. 195 00:06:54,656 --> 00:06:56,139 -A stool? -GILL: Oh, wow! 196 00:06:56,232 --> 00:06:59,709 Judy, we're both playing stools. Be stool, my heart. 197 00:07:03,832 --> 00:07:05,649 Ooh, look at that, right on time. 198 00:07:05,742 --> 00:07:06,741 Nailed it, Dad. 199 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,576 I will pick you two up after school. 200 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,321 And, Judy, I will circle back to get you post-rehearsal. 201 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:12,413 Yeah, okay. 202 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,157 You thinking about going to school, Judy? 203 00:07:14,176 --> 00:07:16,101 It's just... we start rehearsals today, 204 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:18,845 and I don't even have a line. I'm playing a stool. 205 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,348 Huh, well, stools are an important part 206 00:07:22,501 --> 00:07:23,608 of sitting culture. 207 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:26,761 Yes, I know, but I'm used to being the lead, Dad. 208 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:29,430 Ms. McNamara looked right past me. I don't get it. 209 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:31,616 Well, we have a saying in the fishing business, 210 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,786 "There are no small fish, only small catchers." 211 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:36,696 So, you got a tiny fish this time. 212 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:39,199 There's probably still some good nutrition on its bones, 213 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:41,017 and if you wait around for a bigger one, 214 00:07:41,036 --> 00:07:42,368 you might starve to death. 215 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:44,779 You know, you're right, Dad. If I have to be a stool, 216 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,539 I'm gonna be the stool that stands out, 217 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,192 or sits out. I'm just gonna... stool it. 218 00:07:49,285 --> 00:07:50,860 Well, that's a great "atti-Jude." 219 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:54,639 I know you're gonna be the most solid stool on that stage. 220 00:07:54,791 --> 00:07:57,124 (Boston accent): I always find the fish, always. 221 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:58,510 Even when it's hard. 222 00:07:58,662 --> 00:08:00,203 (Boston accent): You never steer us wrong, Cap. 223 00:08:00,296 --> 00:08:01,646 I've just got a bad feeling about this. 224 00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:04,224 QUAY (Boston accent): Martin, tell your girl to chill out. 225 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:06,467 The Barbara Gail has never let us down. 226 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,394 -And... cut. -JUDY: Oh, Ms. McNamara? 227 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:09,229 Yes, Judy? 228 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:10,638 You say "cut" for film. 229 00:08:10,732 --> 00:08:12,306 In the theater, we say "hold." 230 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,307 Oh. Okay, great. 231 00:08:13,401 --> 00:08:15,235 Why don't you hold any more comments 232 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,553 until we wrap rehearsal. 233 00:08:16,571 --> 00:08:18,830 Now, you'll all come downstage left and... 234 00:08:19,023 --> 00:08:21,333 Um, Ms. McNamara, I'm just not ready to sing 235 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:22,909 in front of everyone yet. 236 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:25,578 That's okay, Chrissy. We're not gonna do your number today. 237 00:08:25,747 --> 00:08:27,154 Let's run through the bar scene. 238 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,823 Stools, get on all fours. 239 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,585 Uh, Ms. McNamara, I invented a backstory for my stool. 240 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:34,346 I was carved from an oak 241 00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:36,422 who lived in a shaded grove for 100 years. 242 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,350 -And the... -Okay, okay, okay, Judy. 243 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,167 Chrissy, you'll move over here and sit on Judy. 244 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,020 -(groans) -And, Steven, you'll sit on Gill. 245 00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:44,581 And now, Steven, grab Chrissy's hand 246 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,432 and look deep into each other's eyes. 247 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:48,768 -(groans) -Stools, smiles, please! 248 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,070 ♪ ♪ 249 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,776 MS. McNAMARA: And cut. 250 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,095 In just one week, a storm is a-coming, people. 251 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:02,098 A storm called opening night. (chuckles, snorts) 252 00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:04,209 And I'm stool here. 253 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,860 MOON: Thank you all for gathering 254 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,453 to hear my plans to stay home alone. 255 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:10,197 This presentation has taken me three weeks to prepare, 256 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,716 and I know by the end of it, 257 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,702 you'll agree that I am perfectly capable of staying home alone. 258 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,114 Herein, you will find drawings of every potential intruder 259 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,540 and my plan to combat them. 260 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,785 Let us begin with the scuba divers 261 00:09:21,787 --> 00:09:22,894 fresh off the submarine 262 00:09:23,046 --> 00:09:24,454 that are trying to steal our chimney. 263 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:26,898 -I'm listening... -But wait, there's more, 264 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,959 one of them is Edward Snowden. 265 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,478 ♪ The Barbara Gail is our true devotion ♪ 266 00:09:32,631 --> 00:09:34,072 ♪ It's not the size of the boat ♪ 267 00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:36,390 ♪ No, sir, nope, but what she does ♪ 268 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,651 ♪ In the ocean, we make our home ♪ 269 00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:40,728 ♪ In Gloucester, Mass ♪ 270 00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:43,640 ♪ All hail, Barbara Gail ♪ 271 00:09:43,809 --> 00:09:45,767 ♪ Let's raise a glass! ♪ 272 00:09:45,769 --> 00:09:46,826 MS. McNAMARA: And... cut. 273 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:48,736 -Uh, excuse me. -Yes, Mr. Tobin? 274 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,164 Just know that a winch would never be this close 275 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,573 to the helm of a boat. 276 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,575 We had to move it a bit so Steven could swing. 277 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,820 Understood. I just wouldn't want to give kids 278 00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,488 the wrong idea about winches. 279 00:09:58,581 --> 00:10:01,082 Young people are going through enough as it is. 280 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,750 Also... (clears throat) 281 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:05,678 you'd never use a pivoting-fluke anchor in seas that deep. 282 00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:06,938 It could be dangerous. 283 00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:09,682 (gasps) The way you said that gives me an idea. 284 00:10:09,851 --> 00:10:12,277 After Steven says, "Drop the pivoting fluke anchor," 285 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,671 what if you said, "Could be dangerous." 286 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:17,807 Wait, what? No. Like, as a line in the play? 287 00:10:17,809 --> 00:10:20,285 Is she really giving my dad a line? 288 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,679 He's not even a student. Great. Great. 289 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,347 Great, great, great, great, great, great, great. 290 00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:26,866 Beef, I know it's out of your comfort zone, 291 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,201 but it'd be a real treat 292 00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:29,961 to have an actual fisherperson in the show. 293 00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:32,538 Why don't you head back with John and find a costume. 294 00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:34,466 Perfect, now my dad has more lines than me. 295 00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,784 This situation could not possibly get worse. 296 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,252 All right, Chrissy, now I know 297 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:39,696 you haven't been comfortable singing, 298 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:42,031 but we really need to get this duet up on its feet. 299 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,958 Remember, no one is judging. 300 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,535 Right, team? Mr. Jeffrey. 301 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:46,870 (playing piano) 302 00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:48,221 ♪ I love you almost as much ♪ 303 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,056 ♪ As Fenway Park ♪ 304 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,209 ♪ You're my Funky Bunch, I'm your Marky Mark ♪ 305 00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:56,804 ♪ Wait for me, I'll be back with the crew ♪ 306 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,715 ♪ We already lost Tom Brady ♪ 307 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,550 ♪ I ain't gonna lose you ♪ 308 00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:02,568 (off-key): ♪ I'll miss everything ♪ 309 00:11:02,737 --> 00:11:05,146 ♪ About you... ♪ 310 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,572 Is she summoning the dead? 311 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,225 I swear I just felt a ghost pass through me. 312 00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:11,911 ♪ Tonight, I wave... ♪ 313 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:13,004 I'm sorry, I-I just can't. 314 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:14,580 -I can't. -Uh, everyone, 315 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:16,991 um, just practice the opening number with Mr. Jeffrey 316 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,492 while I talk to Chrissy. Judy, 317 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:21,680 -can you come with me? -Oh, my God, it's happening. 318 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,907 Hi. Sorry. I just don't... 319 00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:25,332 Chrissy, no need to apologize. 320 00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:27,686 I think I have a solution, and it involves Judy. 321 00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:28,912 Yes, as Chrissy's understudy, 322 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,596 I've been doing my vocal exercises 323 00:11:30,749 --> 00:11:32,006 and drinking throat-coat tea 324 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,525 because this is my musical instrument, 325 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,010 and I keep her at the ready. So, if Chrissy feels she cannot 326 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,195 -do the part, of course I can. -Judy. 327 00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:39,364 Judy! What I was going to say is, 328 00:11:39,515 --> 00:11:41,533 Judy, let's have you sing all of Chrissy's songs 329 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,777 from the orchestra pit while Chrissy lip-syncs them onstage. 330 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,705 -BOTH: What? -Chrissy's doing fine with her lines, 331 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,707 and now the songs will be great, too. 332 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,950 -But... -Uh, Ms. McNamara, how do you like this for Mr. Tobin? 333 00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:53,027 I could take the parrot off his shoulder, 334 00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:54,379 but I love the way it contrasts 335 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,939 with his inherent personal dignity, 336 00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,607 so you'll remove it over my dead body. 337 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,109 Understood. Beef and Chrissy, you head to the stage. 338 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,720 Judy, you go on down to the pit. 339 00:12:01,796 --> 00:12:03,204 And you might want to wear a hat, 340 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,723 people tend to throw gum down there. 341 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,211 Judy? Judy? You've been out here 342 00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,971 for 15 minutes and haven't said a word. 343 00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:14,048 -Have I? -Do you want to talk about it? 344 00:12:14,142 --> 00:12:16,476 No. I don't want to talk about it. 345 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,961 I want to... 346 00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:20,238 I want to... ♪ Sing about it ♪ 347 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,056 ♪ Oh, Alanis, here's the thing ♪ 348 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,058 ♪ You know I love doing the musical ♪ 349 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,651 ♪ Because I get to sing ♪ 350 00:12:25,804 --> 00:12:27,912 ♪ I thought I'd be the lead, and I truly believed ♪ 351 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:30,640 ♪ That I'd get back together with my ex-boyfriend Steve ♪ 352 00:12:30,658 --> 00:12:32,475 Was he ever really your boyfriend, though? 353 00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:34,978 No, but it fit the meter of the line, Alanis. 354 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,588 Okay, I've been there. That's why I sang, 355 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,982 "Would she go you-know-what on you in a theater," 356 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,408 when it was actually a Ross Dress for Less. 357 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,819 Okay, thank you, Alanis. 358 00:12:42,837 --> 00:12:44,745 ♪ Talk about cruel, I was cast as a stool ♪ 359 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,839 ♪ And that's when I saw the clouds gathering ♪ 360 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,841 ♪ The clouds of my own perfect storm ♪ 361 00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:50,843 No, wait, my own ideal hurricane. 362 00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:54,421 No, wait, my own exemplary typhoon. 363 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,682 ♪ Oh, it's an exemplary typhoon ♪ 364 00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,836 -♪ Why did I go out? ♪ -♪ Why did I row out? ♪ 365 00:12:59,854 --> 00:13:01,613 ♪ In the exemplary typhoon ♪ 366 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,431 ♪ I went through weeks and weeks and weeks ♪ 367 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,285 ♪ Of Chrissy's butt cheeks on my back ♪ 368 00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:09,695 ♪ And then your dad got a line ♪ 369 00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:13,516 ♪ And you thought that you were really gonna crack ♪ 370 00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:15,852 But then, for a moment, the sea calmed. 371 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,687 I heard Chrissy's voice. Ew. 372 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,689 And I thought I'd finally get the part. 373 00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:21,190 And maybe Steven's heart. 374 00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:23,026 ♪ But, no, she'll be up there on the stage ♪ 375 00:13:23,044 --> 00:13:24,636 ♪ And I'll be singing in the dark ♪ 376 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,030 ♪ Oh, it's an exemplary typhoon ♪ 377 00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:29,641 ♪ The show must go on, so I must row on ♪ 378 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:32,093 ♪ In the exemplary ♪ 379 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,962 ♪ Typhoon. ♪ 380 00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:36,331 Well, I guess tomorrow night 381 00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,816 I'm just gonna have to let myself drown 382 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,967 in wave after wave of humiliation. 383 00:13:40,061 --> 00:13:42,895 Couldn't you steer the boat towards Chrissy? 384 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,138 In the spirit of friend... 385 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,990 (laughs) Towards Chrissy, yes! 386 00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:48,142 And then in front of Chrissy. 387 00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:49,719 Uh, wait, what'd you say, Jude? 388 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,496 Great idea, Alanis. I'm gonna come up from the pit 389 00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:53,480 and sing Chrissy's part standing in front of her, 390 00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:54,815 so everyone knows it's me 391 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,317 and get Steven back. Thanks, Alanis. 392 00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:57,836 No, no, no, no, no, no, nope, not what I meant. 393 00:13:58,063 --> 00:13:59,320 Uh-oh, there she goes. 394 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,322 I sure hope my meringue waves don't collapse 395 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,656 in the van on the way to the theater. 396 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,233 We're gonna need to drive slowly. 397 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:05,993 Wonderful, that will give me ample time 398 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,904 to agonize over my one line. 399 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,180 "Could be dangerous," 400 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,074 or, "Could be dangerous!" 401 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,575 Mm, those both sound wrong. 402 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:14,927 Regardless of what you choose, we're gonna do a star wipe 403 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,080 right there to really focus on you. 404 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,673 And we'll add a music cue, maybe Toni Braxton. 405 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,841 Well, I'm all set. 406 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,102 I watched the movies you guys recommended. 407 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:26,606 Home Alone, 127 Hours, and The Devil Wears Prada. 408 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,941 I've set up booby traps all around the house, 409 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,776 packed water and snacks in my backpack 410 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,370 in case I get trapped under a rock, 411 00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,614 and I'm prepared to throw my phone in a fountain 412 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,617 to show Miranda Priestly that I am still my own woman. 413 00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:38,935 I also watched Cast Away 414 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,436 and then drew a face on this hockey puck, 415 00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,455 like Tom Hanks did with that volleyball. 416 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,124 So I'll be home alone, but not home a-lonely. 417 00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:46,968 (band instruments warming up) 418 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,633 GROUP: Ready Bobby readies better butter for the babies. 419 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,893 Ten minutes, everybody. 420 00:14:55,044 --> 00:14:56,302 -Thank you, ten. -MS. McNAMARA: Actors, 421 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,379 if I can get your attention, please. 422 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,231 I just got word that Steven Huang 423 00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:01,791 and Fred Lombard, his understudy, 424 00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:03,960 were snow machining when an elk stepped into their path. 425 00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,886 -BOTH: Oh, no, Steven! -MS. McNAMARA: They're basically fine, 426 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,740 but Fred has a concussion, and Steven sprained both of his feet 427 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,891 -and cannot dance or stand. -(all gasp) 428 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,411 Since Steven is the lead and Fred is his understudy, 429 00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:15,896 my only option is to cancel the performance. 430 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,415 ALL: No! 431 00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:18,917 I love this. The drama, 432 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,901 not the fact that Steven and Fred were in an accident. 433 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:21,994 My condolences. 434 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,737 MOON: Look at all those potatoes. 435 00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:26,165 Being alone on Mars is easy. 436 00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,501 Still no intruders. 437 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,169 You're nailing this, Moon. 438 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,413 -(rustling) -Huh? 439 00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:35,992 Hey, squirrel, what are you doing in my bucket full of glue 440 00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:39,270 foot trap? It's for adult human burglars. 441 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,013 Whoa! 442 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,665 Uh-oh. (grunts) 443 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:47,111 Well, there's no getting out of here. I'm just that good. 444 00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:48,947 (cast murmuring) 445 00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:50,431 Well, I guess I'll go out 446 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,116 and tell the audience the show is canceled. 447 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,693 Ms. McNamara, wait. I... 448 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,454 actually know all of Steven's lines and all of his songs. 449 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,681 -You do? -Yes, and everyone else's lines 450 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:01,017 and all the choreography, and I memorized the program. 451 00:16:01,035 --> 00:16:02,961 What I'm saying is, I can go on for Steven. 452 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,112 But you're supposed to sing for Chrissy from the pit. 453 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,540 Right, and I can still sing her song, but onstage. 454 00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:09,616 I'll just turn my head upstage like this, 455 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,910 -and Chrissy can move her mouth. -Amazing choice. 456 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,379 So, instead of singing in the pit, 457 00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,198 I'm going to be singing both leads 458 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,975 onstage in front of everyone. 459 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,643 Yes, I guess you would be, 460 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,145 and getting all the attention you were craving. 461 00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:24,983 (chuckles) Well, does everyone want to go ahead with the show? 462 00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:26,392 (overlapping agreement) 463 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,135 -Okay, then. -Places, everyone. 464 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,304 Places, everyone. Why are you all just standing here? 465 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:33,157 Stools, get onstage and crouch. 466 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,146 -Drop the pivoting fluke anchor. -Could be dangerous. 467 00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:40,890 -Get it, Beef. -(whoops) That's my dad! 468 00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:44,243 Martin, why don't you go grab two more nets from the dock? 469 00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,504 Whatever you need, Cap. I'm on it. 470 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,322 Remember, we got a boat to get ready, 471 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,508 so no sneaking around with your girl. 472 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,235 Oh, right, my girl. 473 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:53,511 ♪ Tomorrow, I head out ♪ 474 00:16:53,738 --> 00:16:55,588 ♪ To the Grand Banks with this crew ♪ 475 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,923 ♪ So, tonight, I wave goodbye to you ♪ 476 00:16:58,076 --> 00:17:01,911 ♪ It's not safe out there, that's what I truly believe ♪ 477 00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:04,080 ♪ Why don't you stay right here ♪ 478 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,173 ♪ I hate when you leave ♪ 479 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,418 ♪ I'll be back, I always return ♪ 480 00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:12,179 ♪ Just tired and dirty with a sunburn ♪ 481 00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:15,608 ♪ You know you're my destiny, but what if ♪ 482 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,276 ♪ The worst happens? ♪ 483 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,263 ♪ It's just the sea, so let's go out and have a brew ♪ 484 00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:23,690 ♪ 'Cause, tonight, I wave goodbye to you ♪ 485 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:26,118 -Put me down. -Are you kidding? They're eating it up. 486 00:17:26,271 --> 00:17:27,694 ♪ Tonight ♪ 487 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,438 ♪ I wave ♪ 488 00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:32,866 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 489 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,445 ♪ To you. ♪ 490 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:37,963 JUDY: Hey, Chrissy, there you are. 491 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,782 I know we have to be on for the finale soon, 492 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:42,042 but I just wanted to tell you how great you were out there. 493 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,469 We made such a great team. 494 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,805 You know, I actually almost did something tonight 495 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,381 that would've hurt your feelings, 496 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,142 and I'm really glad that I didn't because... 497 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,010 Wait, are you crying? 498 00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:53,404 (crying) 499 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,573 Why didn't you just let Ms. McNamara cancel the show? 500 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,392 Now Steven saw you do his part and my part. 501 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,727 He's probably going to fall back in love with you. 502 00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:04,082 Me? No. Steven likes you. What are you talking about? 503 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,900 This whole thing has just been so humiliating for me. 504 00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:08,902 I mean, I just auditioned to have something 505 00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:10,162 to do with Steven for fun, 506 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,923 since it's not volleyball season right now, 507 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:14,575 and then Ms. McNamara gave me the lead, 508 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,909 which I didn't even want. 509 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,169 Then she made me sing in front of people, 510 00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:18,596 even though I cannot sing. 511 00:18:18,823 --> 00:18:20,323 And then she gave my song 512 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,416 to my boyfriend's beautiful and talented kind of ex-girlfriend, 513 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,102 and everything was just like a... 514 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,011 like a... a perfect storm. 515 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:29,332 Huh. I've been feeling the exact same way. 516 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,924 -You have? -I have to be honest. 517 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,003 I did kind of want to get Steven back, and I'm sorry for that. 518 00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:36,981 I was jealous of you a little, I guess, and... (chuckles) 519 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,783 Because I think you're beautiful and talented. 520 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,434 I mean, you're amazing at volleyball, 521 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:42,178 and everyone in school knows that. 522 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,621 I am amazing at volleyball. 523 00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,182 And then I didn't get the part I wanted, you got that part. 524 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,625 I had to play an inanimate object, 525 00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:49,293 and then my dad got a line, 526 00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:50,944 and then I had to sing your part from the pit, 527 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,296 without getting any credit. 528 00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:55,449 (sighs) It was just a lot of bad stuff all at once. 529 00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:58,027 Yeah, I guess I didn't see it from your point of view. 530 00:18:58,045 --> 00:18:59,137 Ms. McNamara told me 531 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,787 she just wanted to give me a chance to shine, 532 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,975 but I don't shine at singing, I shine at volleyball. 533 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:05,050 You really do. 534 00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:06,535 She also said she was doing this 535 00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:08,295 because she thinks you talk too much, 536 00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:09,889 and you're always trying to get attention, 537 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,041 and that is why she put you in the pit. 538 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,317 -What? -Don't worry, 539 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:16,045 I don't think that stuff about you. Ms. McNamara... 540 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,731 -BOTH: Sucks! -(laughs) She really does. 541 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:21,325 I do like the attention I get when I'm in musicals, 542 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:23,327 but not because I love attention or something. 543 00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:24,811 It's because I'm good at musicals. 544 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,481 I know. It's good to shine at things you shine at. 545 00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,909 She also said you're constantly pulling focus, 546 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,560 you're a try-hard, 547 00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:33,412 and that you're not as whimsical as you think you are. 548 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,673 Wow, there is something very wrong with her. 549 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,402 -Mm-hmm. -But you may have actually taught me a good lesson. 550 00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:40,845 Next time I see another girl struggling, 551 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:42,180 I should try to help them 552 00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,164 instead of just thinking about myself. 553 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,349 I should've supported you, 554 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,426 like those guys on the Barbara Gail, 555 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,095 -based on the Andrea Gail. -(slow clapping) 556 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,006 The best drama really is backstage. 557 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,860 Now, get out there for the finale, and I mean run. 558 00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:58,604 ♪ Sometimes one bad thing happens, brother ♪ 559 00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:01,273 ♪ And then another and then another ♪ 560 00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:04,276 ♪ And when you see that big wave just wave ♪ 561 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:07,430 ♪ That's how we get the ocean to behave ♪ 562 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,374 ♪ And when you don't survive, then make the most ♪ 563 00:20:10,526 --> 00:20:13,619 ♪ Out of being a very, very wet ghost ♪ 564 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,530 ♪ We're all dead now, but who could complain? ♪ 565 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,549 ♪ We had some wicked fun in the ♪ 566 00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:21,444 ♪ Ideal ♪ 567 00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:23,221 ♪ Hurricane. ♪ 568 00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,448 -(applause) -Hey, look over there. 569 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:27,558 There's a Dunkin' Donuts in heaven. 570 00:20:27,668 --> 00:20:29,301 (quiet chatter) 571 00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:30,636 Hello, Moon. 572 00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:34,473 Now, before you say anything, I'm totally fine, 573 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,809 but I understand if you don't want to let me 574 00:20:36,961 --> 00:20:38,069 stay home alone again. 575 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,312 Actually, I consider this a success. 576 00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,147 You're alive, and your trap worked. 577 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,482 First time Ham stayed home alone, 578 00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:44,984 we found him in the fold-out couch. 579 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,911 I wanted to see what it would feel like 580 00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:48,395 to be a remote control. 581 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,747 Hey, a bunch of deer got in here, 582 00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,582 and they're having a pizza party. 583 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:53,642 Get out, guys! Shoo, shoo! 584 00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:54,977 MOON: Don't shoo them out, 585 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:56,403 I know those guys. They're cool. 586 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,997 ♪ You can step on a stool ♪ 587 00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:00,165 ♪ To reach something way up high ♪ 588 00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:02,426 ♪ Like a book or a trophy ♪ 589 00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:04,077 ♪ Or even the sky ♪ 590 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,079 ♪ Sometimes you just don't want to kneel ♪ 591 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,914 ♪ Like when you have to milk a cow ♪ 592 00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:10,351 ♪ Or work on a pottery wheel ♪ 593 00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:14,254 ♪ You probably didn't learn this in school ♪ 594 00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:15,848 ♪ But America loves stools ♪ 595 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,017 ♪ Stools can be shaped as circles or even squares ♪ 596 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,835 ♪ They're much more useful than lame old chairs ♪ 597 00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:22,004 ♪ It's seating for one person and that is all ♪ 598 00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:23,614 ♪ No room for anyone else, not even a doll ♪ 599 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,357 ♪ You probably didn't learn this in school ♪ 600 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,359 ♪ But America loves stools! ♪ 601 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,512 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 602 00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:31,706 and TOYOTA.