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♪ The Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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JUDY:
Good morning,
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my aurora
imaginary-best-friend-ealis.
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So, you know how I've been doing
some investigative journalism
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for the school newspaper
about the Saved by the Spells?
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They were a school
secret society or something?
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Uh, they were a school
secret society or everything.
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25 years ago,
a group of students
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calling themselves
the Saved by the Spells
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pulled off the most legendary
prank in school history when,
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in the cover of darkness,
they mowed
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Keanu Reeves's face
into the soccer field.
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People could recognize
Keanu's face
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from the grass
on a soccer field?
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Uh, no, but they left behind
a note saying,
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"We mowed Keanu Reeves's face
into the soccer field,"
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and then everyone was like,
"Oh, wow."
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So, yesterday,
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someone emailed me
an anonymous tip
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to search the school's
decommissioned practice mine,
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where, for years, all Lone Moose
children were prepared
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for an inevitable
life of work underground.
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There, I found this.
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It's basically
an instruction manual
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for starting
my own chapter of the Spells.
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You know having a secret society
has always been my dream.
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A secret club is very fun.
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It reminds me of the secret
girls trips to Cabo
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I used to take
with Sarah McLachlan,
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Ani DiFranco and Joan Osborne.
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Why were they secret?
To ward off the paparazzi?
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-To ward off Dave Grohl.
-Oh.
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I love me some Davey G,
but they were girls trips.
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It was Joan Osborne's idea
to tell him that "Cabo" was code
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for taco night at Baja Fresh.
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So we'd go for a 45-minute
dinner at Baja Fresh
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with Dave Grohl,
and then leave for the airport
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to spend two weeks living it up
in Cabo without him.
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Noted. When planning
a girls trip to Cabo,
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keep it hush-hush
around David Grohl.
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Oh, my gosh, is that...
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Yes. The CB parts that were
on backorder finally arrived.
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Hey, Ham and Judy,
you guys want to get in
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on this sweet CB radio action
after school today?
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Sorry, Moon, we're busy.
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-We are?
-Yes. You know.
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The meeting about the thing.
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Ham, I think your sister
is insinuating
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that you two might be getting up
to mild teenage shenanigans
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that she would prefer
I not know about.
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-I fixed it.
-TRUCKER (over radio):
This is HJ Hank.
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-Breaker, breaker,
looking for some takers.
-Uh, oh...
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-Okay. Uh...
-I'll be in the third stall
of the bathroom
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-at the church.
-Dad.
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We didn't even get to hear
where to meet HJ Hank.
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-Okay.
-Uh, I forgot to tell you
that the best channel on here
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-is channel eight.
-Oh, that's where Ham and I
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made our trucker friend
during our CB radio phase.
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Ruff Barkins.
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He'd drive up and down
the highway nearby every day
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looking for his stolen dog Honk.
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-Did he ever find him?
-I don't know.
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Mom figured out
how to steal cable,
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and we never turned
the CB radio on again.
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Well, we'd better get to school
so you kids aren't late.
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Dad, can I try channel eight
when I get home?
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-If you insist, son.
-Yes.
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TRUCKER 2:
This is Toe-Sucking Tony.
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-Pull off them socks.
-(chuckling): Ah! Okay.
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Good Lord.
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WOLF:
Who looks better for drinks
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with my boy Cheesecake tonight?
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Mr. Cool Button Down
or my main man Johnny T-Shirt?
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I don't know.
Cheesecake is crazy,
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so I'd wear a life jacket,
a helmet
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and a bunch of extra underwear.
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Yeah, anything can happen
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with the C and C
Cheesecake Factory.
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You want to come along tonight?
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I think I'll stick to book club
with Alyson and Jerry.
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We're reading
the first installment
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of Boggitha Johns:
Swamp Detective.
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Look at us. I'm gonna drink
beers with Cheesecake,
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and you're in a book club
with your brother
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and my sister's boss.
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We're like the cover
of Fun Marriage Magazine.
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JUDY:
Ham and I have
gathered you here today
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for a special opportunity.
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We're starting
an exclusive, top secret
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secret society tonight.
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Fine, I'll cancel
with my other secret society.
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Oh, you mean you and your little
brother going through
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your yearbook and putting an X
next to everyone
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-who's been mean to you?
-And that's an X on Bethany.
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Meet us tonight at the school's
decommissioned practice mine
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for the inaugural
induction ceremony
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of Saved by the Spells:
The Next Generation.
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(gasps)
Wait. The Saved by the Spells?
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The ones who did
that legendary prank?
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Mowing Keanu's perfect face
on the soccer field?
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The very same.
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-Okay.
-I'm in.
-Why not?
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Judy, I just want you to know
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that if we get caught,
I'll ask the judge
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to let me serve your time, too.
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Okay. Thanks, Gill. Thanks.
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Okay, I'm off to buy
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some book club snacks
at Val-U-Buy.
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Do you have my number
written on your arm
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in case
of a Cheesecake emergency?
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-A-check a-mate.
-Hon, you've got to stop
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saying "checkmate"
when you just mean "yes."
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But it sounds so cool.
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Goodbye, my little
book-club Bedelia.
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Mwah.
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(radio whirs)
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It's Bacon Bear with a 10-2.
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My heater's a-going
and my manners are showing.
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I'm looking for a trucker
by the name of Ruff Barkins.
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BEEF (Southern accent):
Breaker, did you say
Ruff Barkins?
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-Is that you, Ruff?
-(regular accent): I'm his...
(clears throat)
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(Southern accent):
I'm his brother, Tuff Barkins.
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Ruff's been missing
for a while now.
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He was looking for his dog Honk,
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but he went a-Barkins
up the wrong tree.
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Oh, no, the dognappers
got him, too?
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That's what I think.
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But let me start way back
at the beginning of the story.
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My brother Ruff started
long-haul trucking at 13.
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His feet couldn't
reach the pedals,
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so that's where I came in,
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down there pressing them
with my hands.
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JUDY:
It is my grave
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and distinguished honor
as high council
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of Saved by the Spells:
The Next Generation
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to welcome you all.
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Now, before I swear you in,
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I must warn you,
this is a secret society.
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No one can ever know you're
a member, especially no adults.
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-But what about my...
-No, Gill, you can't
tell your mom,
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even if she is your best friend.
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Okay, first things first,
according to the almanac,
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we all get to make up
at least one rule for the club.
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-Ham?
-Okay, my rule is...
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that we all
be best friends forever,
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and we never forget
what we mean to each other.
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My rule is the same as Ham's.
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My rule is we start talking
about those pranks.
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Okay, yes.
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I thought we could pay homage
to the original Spells
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by building a giant
papier-mâché Keanu Reeves head
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and setting it ablaze,
and then leaving a note
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telling everyone we did it.
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I've already got all
the supplies we need right here.
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This makes no sense. I love it.
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Could we get in big trouble
for starting a fire
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on school property? Yes.
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But being a part
of a secret club
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that pulls off a dangerous prank
is what every kid dreams of,
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and I believe there's a reason
we got the anonymous tip
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leading us to the Spells
on this auspicious anniversary,
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and that reason is destiny.
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Oh! I thought of my rule.
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During the prank, we have
to sing my favorite song,
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the Chili's
Baby Back Ribs jingle.
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Ugh, fine, sure.
(clears throat)
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And so, it is foretold.
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On the vernal equinox,
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Keanu's approximate
half-birthday,
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the prank shall be so.
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And remember,
don't tell any adults,
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or we could get in big trouble.
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Oh, Spello.
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-GOLOVKIN: Attention, class.
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'd like you to meet
our new student Joey TicTac.
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What up, what up?
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BOTH:
Undercover Principal Day.
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What is Undercover
Principal Day?
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Every year, Gibbons spends
one day, chosen at random,
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posing as a teen
to try to find out
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what's going on
with the students here.
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And every year, he tries
a different persona.
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HAM:
Christian Devilsbane, goth kid.
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Go, team.
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-JUDY: Kip Willikers.
-Howdy.
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And this year, he's that.
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What's up, my fellow
millennials? Let's YouTube.
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(exhales)
What is that loud noise?
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(inhales)
Oh, it's my breathing.
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(hoarse): My body feels
like a wet sack of rats.
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-What happened last night?
-You don't remember?
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Who knew book club
would be such a rager?
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Jerry and Alyson texted I never
even showed up to book club.
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I know I went to Val-U-Buy,
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and there were
free wine samples...
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-(gasps) Wolf! What is that?
-WOLF: My B button.
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Are we saying "B button"?
Is that what we say?
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Oh, something went very wrong.
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Cheesecake and I always agree:
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whatever happens,
no body modifications.
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We got to go see him
and find out
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what the helly
happened to my belly.
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Okay, so, it is bad
that Gibbons decided
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to do undercover principal
on the same week
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that we revived the Spells,
but he only does it for a day,
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so if we just avoid-- Hello!
(laughs)
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-Hi.
-What's up, barf bags?
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Mind if Joey gets to know-y?
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Who wants to tell me
their life story first?
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Oh, wonderful.
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I love how "Gangnam Style"
you all are.
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Anyway, gonna go peep
my epic new locker.
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Oh, and I can't wait
for tonight's meeting
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(whispers):
of Saved by the Spells.
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Thanks for the invite,
Crisp-dog.
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Crispin, did you invite Joey
TicTac to our secret society?
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I know what it's like
to be a new student.
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I didn't want Joey to feel
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the deep sense
of isolation I felt.
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You were instantly popular.
Everyone had a crush on you.
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-And yet...
-What should we do?
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Should we cancel the meeting?
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If we start driving right now,
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we can be in Arkansas
in three weeks.
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Or should we go ahead
with the meeting,
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but we also frame Joey TicTac
for murder?
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-Cover our bases?
-I love that you would go
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that hard, Kima, but I don't
think that we have to.
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Principal Gibbons is probably
coming because he thinks
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we're up to something bad,
so we'll just make sure
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he thinks it's a nice
friendship club,
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and we won't say anything
about the prank.
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Okay, so,
I'll go tell Joey TicTac
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not to tell Gibbons
about the prank.
240
00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,724
Crispin, no.
241
00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:23,818
Wait, Cheesecake lives
in a trailer behind the bar?
242
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,987
Uh-oh, someone sounds jealous.
243
00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:27,564
Oh, hey, guys.
Want to go get a drink?
244
00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:28,990
Yes. Wait, no.
245
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,158
-Why did I say yes?
-That's Cheesecake for you.
246
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,011
Hey, C-cake,
know anything about this?
247
00:08:33,162 --> 00:08:34,237
Oof. Nope.
248
00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:35,847
(whistles)
She's a beaut, though.
249
00:08:36,074 --> 00:08:37,331
What is that, aquamarine?
250
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,758
So you don't remember
last night, either?
251
00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:41,411
Mm, last thing I remember,
we went to Junkyard Kyle's
252
00:08:41,546 --> 00:08:42,670
for the Junker Jump.
253
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,505
Oh, we met up
with my main man Old Jody Jr.
254
00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,416
Let's go see
if he knows anything.
255
00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:47,433
It's about a ten-minute walk.
256
00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,176
How many beers
are you each gonna need?
257
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,588
I'll just grab a 12-pack and
we'll stop for more on the way.
258
00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:55,182
(chuckles) Didn't expect to see
you three back so soon.
259
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,869
-Wait, I was here last night?
-Yep, for the Junker Jump.
260
00:08:57,979 --> 00:09:00,872
People come from far and wide
to put bricks on gas pedals
261
00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:02,541
and launch old cars
into the quarry.
262
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,859
Did either of you pierce
my husband's belly button?
263
00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:06,878
Ma'am, I did not pierce
that B button.
264
00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:08,772
I really wish you guys
would stop saying "B button."
265
00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:10,774
-That's what it's called.
-It's the medical term.
266
00:09:10,792 --> 00:09:12,717
We'd love to know
what happened to us last night.
267
00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:15,369
I did sell you some
of my homemade moonshine.
268
00:09:15,463 --> 00:09:17,130
This stuff will shake up
the old Etch A Sketch.
269
00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:18,631
Similar thing
happened to me once.
270
00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,617
I took mushrooms and,
well, blah, blah, blah,
271
00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:22,060
I woke up the next morning
married
272
00:09:22,287 --> 00:09:25,546
to my brother Old Jesse Jr.'s
ex-wife Sharon Sr.
273
00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,624
It wasn't until the next time
I took mushrooms
274
00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:30,235
that I remembered
the wedding ceremony.
275
00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:32,128
My point is, probably
the best way to find out
276
00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:34,464
what happened is to buy
some more moonshine
277
00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:35,907
and follow
in your own footsteps.
278
00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:38,225
Five bucks a pop,
and the truth is yours.
279
00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:39,636
It's a good deal.
280
00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:40,912
Okay, but let's only
get drunk enough
281
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,323
to remember what happened,
and no drunker.
282
00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,475
Well, it is already 4:00 p.m.
283
00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,977
-(laughs) Somewhere.
-Yeah. Here.
284
00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,921
-It's 4:00 p.m. here.
-(laughs)
285
00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,331
Yeah, you get it.
286
00:09:51,499 --> 00:09:53,316
JUDY:
Okay, the papier-mâché
prank head is hidden.
287
00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:57,337
Now, we know Gibbons only ever
poses as a student for one day.
288
00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:58,597
So we'll just show him
a good, wholesome time,
289
00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,173
and tomorrow,
things will go back to normal.
290
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,675
Smash that "what up" button,
fam.
291
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,936
This is gonna be
straight Tide Pod.
292
00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:07,272
Great! (clears throat)
Well, we're just gonna do
293
00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,182
what we do at all
our secret meetings and, uh,
294
00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:12,352
go around and say something
nice about someone else.
295
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,280
I'll start. Uh...
Kima is a great friend.
296
00:10:15,431 --> 00:10:18,024
Gill looks like a peanut.
297
00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:19,433
Thank you, Kima.
298
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,344
My favorite thing about Ham
is that when he sees
299
00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,121
that I'm falling asleep,
he'll puts Oreos
300
00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:24,772
on my eyes to block the light.
301
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,066
Uh, and Joey,
something nice to tell you,
302
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,460
even though you're new,
303
00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:31,371
is that it's like
we've known you for years.
304
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,964
Oh, wow, thank you.
305
00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:35,133
You've made me feel
so welcome here.
306
00:10:35,284 --> 00:10:37,043
Mm, y'okay,
well, that's our time.
307
00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:38,862
Got to get home
and do our homework
308
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:41,197
because of how much
we love school.
309
00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,032
Well, I think he bought it.
310
00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:44,567
And tomorrow,
he goes back to being Gibbons,
311
00:10:44,569 --> 00:10:46,728
and we get back
to planning our prank.
312
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:50,023
-You got to be kidding me.
-What's up?
313
00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:55,153
Joey, you're back?
314
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,729
Today's a schi-zool day,
isn't it?
315
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,491
I couldn't miss tonight's
Spells meeting for the world.
316
00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:01,217
Audi five million. Dab.
317
00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:03,511
Look, he's probably just
trying to get us to slip up.
318
00:11:03,513 --> 00:11:05,905
But the prank isn't until
Friday, so we just need to do
319
00:11:06,057 --> 00:11:07,314
the same thing
we did last night,
320
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,908
and I'm sure
he'll lose interest.
321
00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,318
♪ It sucks when you wanna
burn Keanu ♪
322
00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:13,004
♪ You make the papier-mâché ♪
323
00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:14,898
♪ But then it's
Undercover Principal Day ♪
324
00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:16,399
♪ We don't wanna grow up ♪
325
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:17,842
♪ It makes us wanna throw up ♪
326
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,660
♪ 'Cause you can't burn
a big head ♪
327
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,513
♪ When you're old and lame
and stupid and dead ♪
328
00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:23,348
♪ We don't wanna age,
we just wanna rage ♪
329
00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:27,001
♪ 'Cause we found an old book
under an old birdcage. ♪
330
00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:28,594
Ugh, not again.
331
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,188
This is fun and all, but we
just keep getting very drunk
332
00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:33,249
on moonshine every night and
we're no closer to the truth.
333
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:36,602
Uh, baby, was that big tattoo
of purple grapes always there?
334
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,938
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
335
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,366
This ends now.
Wake up, Cheesecake.
336
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,185
(grunts)
What's up? We doing mimosas?
337
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,112
-Good morning, Judy.
-Uh, hey, Dad.
338
00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:48,948
Let's say you were in a group.
339
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,450
Like a fishing group?
340
00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:53,937
Sure. And there was a big
fishing, uh, thing coming up,
341
00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:57,716
but there was one fishing friend
that you didn't want to come
342
00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:00,293
because that friend would
get you in really big trouble
343
00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:03,796
with the principal, uh,
at your, um, boat.
344
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,615
This fish thing,
does it coincide
345
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,208
with the vernal equinox?
346
00:12:07,302 --> 00:12:08,709
Yes. Wait, how did you...
347
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:13,306
(gasps) You were in the original
Saved by the Spells?
348
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,066
I can neither confirm nor deny.
349
00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:17,235
Nor do I know who might
have sent an anonymous tip
350
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:20,463
to Judy Tobin at the school
paper suggesting she may want
351
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,723
to investigate the
decommissioned practice mine.
352
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,501
Well, I got your anonymous tip
and I restarted the club,
353
00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:27,412
but then Principal Gibbons
decided to do
354
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,822
-Undercover Principal this week.
-Oh, dear.
355
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,250
And now he won't leave,
and the prank is tonight.
356
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,327
And if he busts us,
we'll be in huge trouble.
357
00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:35,828
Well, if he keeps coming back,
358
00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,480
maybe he's not trying
to bust you.
359
00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:39,591
Maybe he just enjoys
the camaraderie.
360
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:43,595
You know, being part of a group
can make a person feel special,
361
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:46,247
and those friendships
can never be replaced,
362
00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:48,825
long after your fellow
club members have graduated
363
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,843
and moved on to Juneau
or Fairbanks
364
00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:53,271
or the hustle and bustle
of Indianapolis.
365
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,089
You'll miss those days
so terribly,
366
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,183
you'll find yourself
jonesing for some...
367
00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,851
(gasps)
Jones. Joan. Joan Osborne.
368
00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:00,612
Dave Grohl! (gasps)
That's it.
369
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:03,172
We'll take him to Baja Fresh.
Metaphorically speaking.
370
00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:04,674
I don't know
what you're talking about,
371
00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:07,026
but if it helps keep the secret,
I'm all for it.
372
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,953
Good lunch-er-noon, my Spells.
373
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:10,847
If you're noticing
that I'm in an amazing mood,
374
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:13,866
there is a reason for that,
and I'm gonna tell you about it.
375
00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:15,701
Oh, great,
another Judy-centered lunchtime.
376
00:13:15,854 --> 00:13:19,022
Yes, it is centered on me
because I figured something out.
377
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,540
Gibbons is obviously
hanging around us
378
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,359
to catch us doing a big prank,
so we just have to invite him
379
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,528
to do a small prank
we won't get in trouble for,
380
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,971
and then do the real one
later that night.
381
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,881
That's right,
we'll take Dave Grohl
382
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,792
for tacos at Baja Fresh
at 6:00 p.m.
383
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,145
and then the rest of us
will go to Cabo at 10:00.
384
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:37,056
Ooh, I'm gonna get the Baja Bowl
with the wild-cut crispy wahoo.
385
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,043
We're not actually going
to Baja Fre-- oh, oh, oh.
386
00:13:40,061 --> 00:13:41,711
Hi, hi, hi, hi.
387
00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:43,713
What's the dealio, squad goals?
388
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,882
What are all my best friends
Venmoing about?
389
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,717
It's the vernal equinox,
so the Spells
390
00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:49,977
-got to be doing something.
-Joey's right.
391
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,722
Tonight's the big night
of the big prank.
392
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,224
So, we'll meet up
in the parking lot at 6:00 p.m.
393
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:57,151
-just like we planned.
-And after that,
394
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,652
we go to Baja Fresh?
395
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,004
BOTH:
Crispin, no.
396
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,414
Hey, Judy, wait up.
397
00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:03,249
I just wanted to say
thanks again
398
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:04,917
for inviting me
to the prank tonight.
399
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,071
Well, you're part
of the group, I guess.
400
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:10,406
Yeah, I've never had friends
like this before.
401
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:12,925
I was six-foot-two
by the time I was eight
402
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,244
and kids always thought I was
a teacher or the principal,
403
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:16,913
so eventually I just became one.
404
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:19,098
I mean, I plan to become one.
I'm 15.
405
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,676
Any-Howard the Duck,
I'm really excited for tonight.
406
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,845
I'm gonna RT and fave it.
407
00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:26,422
So, when my at-that-point
ex-wife
408
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,182
Sharon Sr. and I
took mushrooms together
409
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,759
-for the fifth time...
-Enough.
410
00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,536
If we have one more night
like we've been having,
411
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,779
we're gonna end up in a human
centipede with Cheesecake.
412
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,448
-I call middle.
-No fair.
413
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,450
We're not leaving
until you tell us what happened.
414
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:40,420
Until then, no more moonshine
for us or you.
415
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:41,454
Oh, I don't drink.
416
00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,548
Old Jody Jr.
is old clean and sober.
417
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,050
But sure, yeah, here's-- yeah,
I'll tell you what happened.
418
00:14:46,277 --> 00:14:48,535
Cheesecake and Wolf
showed up at the Junker Jump
419
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:49,795
19 sheets to the wind.
420
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,464
And you, Honeybee,
showed up with someone
421
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,117
named Barbara, the wine
sample lady from Val-U-Buy,
422
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,953
and I sold all of you some
of my world-famous moonshine.
423
00:14:56,971 --> 00:14:58,638
You began making
increasingly wild bets
424
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,899
on which car would fly
the farthest in the Junker Jump.
425
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,458
HONEYBEE:
Who were we betting with? You?
426
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,068
Oh, no, I'm sober
from that, too.
427
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,645
You bet with each other.
428
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,388
The loser had to get
a B button piercing
429
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,632
-from the winner.
-I tagged that tum?
430
00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:12,301
Yep. Night two, after you guys
had more moonshine,
431
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,061
Honeybee,
you lost a bet with Wolf
432
00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:15,580
and had to get a tattoo
of his choosing.
433
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:18,416
And as everyone knows, Wolf,
well, he loves purple grapes.
434
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,660
I think what I love most
about them
435
00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:22,069
is how purple they are.
436
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:23,496
Now, night three,
you actually tried
437
00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:25,665
to gamble your dad's van
in the Junker Jump
438
00:15:25,741 --> 00:15:27,166
before Junkyard Kyle stepped in
439
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,093
and bet that you couldn't
join the Navy.
440
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,670
Turns out, uh, you could.
441
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,004
Shore leave is gonna be sick!
442
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,506
But I think you're off the hook
443
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:35,841
since you all signed up
under the name Boggitha Johns?
444
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,177
WOLF:
But wait, why didn't you
just tell us what happened
445
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,829
the first time we asked you?
446
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:41,831
Honestly, I've been trying to
unload that moonshine for years.
447
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,090
I need the jars.
448
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:45,092
I'm starting a new jelly company
called Old Jammy Jr.
449
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:47,111
Now, tell me again
why you're getting a tattoo
450
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:48,762
of a glass of milk.
451
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,064
To go with Honeybee's tattoo.
452
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,175
Because we go together
like grapes and milk.
453
00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:54,360
(chuckles) You know,
you dip the grape in the milk
454
00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:55,936
and you eat it. So refreshing.
455
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,790
Aw, now it's like our B buttons
are married, too.
456
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,199
Look at us,
making mistakes together
457
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,627
and then making them again
so all our mistakes match.
458
00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:05,621
We're like the cover
of Solid Marriage Magazine.
459
00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:08,615
Well, I think we got
all the litter.
460
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,193
Great prank, guys.
461
00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:11,694
That's the prank?
462
00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:13,379
We're the Saved by the Spells,
for ALF's sake.
463
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,364
This could be
our last night together.
464
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,550
I mean, you never know whose dad
might suddenly get a new job
465
00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:19,869
in another state
and won't be here on Monday.
466
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,813
Sorry, Joey, but we aren't like
the old Spells.
467
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,465
We're not gonna do
some big thing.
468
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:29,045
It's like our new motto says:
"We just pick up all the litter,
469
00:16:29,063 --> 00:16:30,530
and that's the whole prank."
470
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,141
Oh, Keanu, heed our call,
471
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,809
bless this field
with your mighty jaw.
472
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:39,572
Your face and eyes we invoke,
for a bodacious prank,
473
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,165
of legend spoke.
474
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,169
♪ Give me my baby back,
baby back, bab... ♪
475
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:47,563
-Guys, my rule?
-Ugh.
476
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:49,841
♪ I want my baby back,
baby back, baby back ♪
477
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:53,327
♪ Chili's Baby Back Ribs. ♪
478
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,422
GIBBONS:
Well, ecsqueeze me very much.
479
00:16:56,574 --> 00:16:58,665
-Joey?
-That's not Joey, Crispin.
480
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,852
-That's Principal Gibbons.
-Oh.
481
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:03,688
But you got to admit,
he looks a lot like Joey.
482
00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:10,436
Principal Gibbons,
we-we thought you were not here.
483
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,698
I came back to hole-punch
a recipe for my recipe binder,
484
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:16,609
and imagine my surprise
at finding this dangerous,
485
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:20,263
big prank that is not allowed
but also probably
486
00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:22,540
made some people feel left out.
487
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:23,857
Go home, all of you.
488
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,209
I'll see you on Monday
after I've decided
489
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:27,453
what the punishment is
for something bad
490
00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:30,456
and hurtful like this.
491
00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:33,826
Oh. What if Gibbons
was one of us?
492
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,628
I've got an idea
where the dognappers
493
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,446
might have taken Ruff and Honk.
494
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:39,706
There's an abandoned
weigh station near Death Cliff
495
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,392
I found using online
satellite maps.
496
00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:43,877
-Now, if you want,
I can go there myself.
-(regular accent): No!
497
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,547
(Southern accent): I mean,
I happen to be right near there.
498
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:49,716
So I can investigate
since I know it's your bedtime.
499
00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:51,294
How do you know it's my bedtime?
500
00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:52,737
Well, I just figured you adhered
501
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:55,298
to the trucker's
standard sleep scale.
502
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:57,817
-Oh, of course I do.
-And Bacon Bear,
503
00:17:57,969 --> 00:18:01,228
don't forget to polish your gear
and hose down your mud flaps.
504
00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:03,897
That's trucker talk for brush
your teeth and wash your face.
505
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,992
GIBBONS:
Judy Tobin to the principal's
office, please.
506
00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:09,736
-Judy...
-Look, before you give me
a very bad punishment
507
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,906
which I definitely deserve,
I know I took the wrong lesson
508
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,334
from Joan Osborne's
most popular song.
509
00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:17,002
"Pensacola"? "Crazy Baby?"
510
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,337
I meant "One of Us."
511
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,431
I have a feeling
that when you were 15,
512
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,174
you didn't have
a group of friends.
513
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,176
And you really were very tall.
514
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,512
And now that you're
the principal, well, it's like,
515
00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:29,999
in the song,
what if you got to be one of us?
516
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,277
♪ Just a stranger
on the soccer field ♪
517
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:36,948
♪ Trying to burn a big head. ♪
518
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,357
I'm sorry we lied to you.
519
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,193
Thank you, but of course,
I don't have any idea
520
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,620
what you're talking about.
521
00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:44,438
Okay. But for what it's worth,
522
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,292
if you were our age,
I would totally be your friend.
523
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:51,111
Well, I appreciate that, Judy,
but unfortunately,
524
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,521
the ringleader behind the prank
525
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,039
will still be expelled
from school.
526
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,692
I have no choice but to expel...
527
00:18:56,785 --> 00:18:58,194
Joey TicTac, forever.
528
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:01,364
I know you were all very,
very good friends with Joey.
529
00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:03,624
-Some might even
say best friends.
-Mm.
530
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,459
So that will have
to be punishment enough
531
00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:07,219
for your involvement
with this character
532
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:09,814
who was truly a rebel
and a bit of a maverick.
533
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:12,041
Oh, and Judy,
I've gone ahead and closed
534
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:14,393
the school's decommissioned
practice mine.
535
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,729
-I understand.
-I should probably close
536
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:19,048
the school's decommissioned
practice meatpacking plant
537
00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,475
as well, but I'm just
so swamped with work.
538
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,720
I just hope no MC Skat Kats
on the high council
539
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:26,647
get any cray-cray ideas.
540
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,500
BEEF (Southern accent):
Bacon Bear,
guess who's sitting next to me.
541
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,003
-(barks)
-Is that Honk? You found him?
542
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,505
I found them.
They were right where you said,
543
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:37,249
tied to a ticking time bomb
on the railroad tracks.
544
00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:39,177
(higher-pitched): Bacon Bear,
this is Ruff Barkins.
545
00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:41,179
I don't know how to thank you.
546
00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:43,347
Well, you could
stop by my house.
547
00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:44,740
I'll give you the address.
548
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:47,501
I wish we could,
but while I was rescuing Ruff,
549
00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:50,688
somebody took my cat
Puff Meow-kins.
550
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,098
Dang. You guys
can't catch a break.
551
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,843
Also, never give out your
address over a CB radio, son.
552
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,272
Never. Now, we could sure
use some ideas
553
00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:03,259
on where a cat-napping ring
might be around these parts.
554
00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:06,704
But I don't suppose
you've got the time to help us.
555
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:08,614
I can move some things around.
556
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:10,041
JUDY:
Hey, Dad.
557
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,451
Got to head out for a bit.
I have a... study group.
558
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,455
Aha. So the fishing thing
must have gone well.
559
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:17,806
It did not.
560
00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:19,625
And are they in any trouble?
561
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,036
I can neither confirm nor deny
literally anything about them.
562
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,222
As it is written.
563
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:26,557
So that's it for
the new Saved by the Spells?
564
00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:28,467
-The what by the what?
-Wonderful.
565
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,896
Hey, speaking of secrets,
this was on the porch for you.
566
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,957
I wonder who could have
left it there.
567
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:37,109
♪ ♪
568
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,637
By the power vested in me
as high council,
569
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,582
and in honor of our fallen
brother Joey TicTac,
570
00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:53,325
I hereby declare this meeting
571
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,479
of the Saved by the Spells:
The Next Generation,
572
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:59,648
bada boom, bada bing,
to have started.
573
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:03,819
♪ We go together ♪
574
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:07,247
♪ We go together
like brownies and cheese ♪
575
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,659
♪ Pickles and oatmeal,
like church bells and peas ♪
576
00:21:10,678 --> 00:21:14,179
♪ We go together
like milk and grapes ♪
577
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,107
♪ Chicken and peanut butter ♪
578
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,924
♪ Bologna and crepes ♪
579
00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:21,837
♪ We go together
like grapes and milk ♪
580
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:25,024
♪ Perfect combo,
smooth as silk ♪
581
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,286
♪ We go together,
we go together. ♪
582
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:30,604
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