1 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,670 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,005 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,232 --> 00:00:07,581 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:10,175 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,402 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,997 --> 00:00:15,014 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:16,682 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:17,832 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:21,245 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,338 --> 00:00:22,913 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,189 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:25,840 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,934 --> 00:00:29,737 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,607 --> 00:00:33,515 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,351 --> 00:00:36,035 DEBBIE: Then I did my sixth double axel, 16 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:37,202 looked at the judges 17 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,853 and said, "Judge this, dorks." 18 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:40,021 Oh, that gives me an idea. 19 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,266 We should put some skates on the Dread Sled. 20 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:43,450 Wait. What's the Dread Sled? 21 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:45,786 I like sleds and I love feeling dread. 22 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,772 Well, uh, it's, uh, um... 23 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:51,699 Moon, we've been building a motorized sled together. 24 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:52,885 Without me? 25 00:00:53,112 --> 00:00:55,445 How come you guys never told me about this? 26 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:56,463 Well, because... 27 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,706 we do it when our moms do Moms' Night. 28 00:00:58,801 --> 00:01:00,801 We're gonna ride the sled across Fall-Thru Lake. 29 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,469 You know that lake's cursed, right? 30 00:01:02,621 --> 00:01:04,471 Yes. Someone tried to have a quinceañera there, 31 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,290 but it fell through three different times 32 00:01:06,308 --> 00:01:08,125 due to scheduling issues, and the next thing you know, 33 00:01:08,218 --> 00:01:10,385 she was turning 16 and it was too late. 34 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,813 Taking this sled on a run is gonna be the most fun I've had 35 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:16,391 since my mom's boyfriend Jamie took me on a wildflower hike. 36 00:01:16,485 --> 00:01:19,894 I almost passed out from how beautiful the buttercups were. 37 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,322 I'm in. For the sled, not the buttercups. 38 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:25,084 Well, Moon, like I said, we only do sled stuff on Moms' Nights. 39 00:01:25,311 --> 00:01:28,420 We would have invited you, but you don't have a mom. 40 00:01:28,572 --> 00:01:31,481 -What if I could find one? -You can't just go to the grocery store, 41 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,817 put a hat on a pineapple, and call it your mother. 42 00:01:33,836 --> 00:01:35,485 I know tons of moms. 43 00:01:35,504 --> 00:01:37,170 For instance, Beverly, the elderly security guard 44 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:38,338 at the Greyhound station. 45 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,173 I'm sure she could get the job done. 46 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,675 I'll definitely bring a mom. 47 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:43,160 I might even bring two. 48 00:01:43,253 --> 00:01:44,603 Now, this is salmon jerky. 49 00:01:44,754 --> 00:01:46,012 I feel very Jazzercised. 50 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,014 I see where they get the energy to swim upstream. 51 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,142 Hey, is that our pot holder? I swear I tucked it 52 00:01:50,294 --> 00:01:52,611 into its little drawer in the guest cabin this morning. 53 00:01:52,838 --> 00:01:55,355 -I wonder how he got over here. -Maybe he couldn't sleep, 54 00:01:55,524 --> 00:01:58,099 so he grew little legs and walked over here. 55 00:01:58,193 --> 00:02:01,695 Or is there a possibility that this pot holder's haunted? 56 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:03,271 I doubt that, babe. 57 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,773 Oh, I hope it is. You know I love haunted stuff. 58 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,126 Mansions, banshees, 59 00:02:07,353 --> 00:02:08,852 the look in Emma Thompson's eyes 60 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:10,687 in the final scene of Howards End. 61 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,190 Let's take it home and put it in its little beddy-bye. 62 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:15,192 And I'll sing something to get it back to Snoozeville. 63 00:02:15,285 --> 00:02:17,544 I just checked out a new ska lullabies CD from the library. 64 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:21,031 He'll be skanking to sleep in no time. 65 00:02:21,124 --> 00:02:22,307 MOON: Dad, I was wondering 66 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:23,142 about something. 67 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:24,459 You like moms, right? 68 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,645 And might be interested in meeting some? 69 00:02:26,796 --> 00:02:28,313 Ah, maybe. But not many moms 70 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,056 want to hang out with a single dad. 71 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,209 They assume I'm some sort of barbarian 72 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:34,969 who's gonna use their iron to make a grilled cheese. 73 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,971 But if there was a group of moms who knew 74 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:39,324 that you know how to use an iron in a regular way, 75 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:40,808 would you be interested in joining them? 76 00:02:40,903 --> 00:02:42,810 Oof. Not really. Groups aren't for me. 77 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:44,812 Remember, I briefly joined that book club, 78 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:46,665 and it didn't go well. 79 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:48,167 We were reading Girl on the Train, 80 00:02:48,318 --> 00:02:51,244 and everyone said I was too focused on the train. 81 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:54,398 Okay, well, then, on a completely unrelated topic, 82 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:57,734 I have to do homework at Henry's house tomorrow night. 83 00:02:57,827 --> 00:03:00,237 -Can you drop me off? -You bet. 84 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:01,588 Ah, night homework. 85 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,457 I remember the thrill of diagramming sentences 86 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,684 in the evening. 87 00:03:05,911 --> 00:03:07,928 Hey, guys, you got to come in the living room. 88 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,596 Dad, I know you said I'm an adult now, 89 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:11,748 and you don't need to see how high I can jump, 90 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,174 but I'm jumping really high! 91 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,752 -Yup. Here we come. -Wait, the pot holder 92 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:16,920 is in here again? 93 00:03:16,939 --> 00:03:18,680 What in the name of taco seasoning? 94 00:03:18,757 --> 00:03:21,575 Probably just a freaky coincidence, but... 95 00:03:22,945 --> 00:03:25,370 Rosemary's Gravy! How'd you get here? 96 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,457 (gasps) Hamburger Help-me. 97 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:31,543 Honey Bunches of Scrotes! 98 00:03:33,105 --> 00:03:34,604 Honeybee, I don't want to scare you, 99 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:36,698 but I've been finding that spooky pot holder 100 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,291 just all over the place. 101 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:40,868 Really? (gasps) Maybe you were right about it. 102 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:42,870 I can't 100% say it's haunted, 103 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:44,631 but there's no other explanation. 104 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,450 -This pot holder? -(screams) 105 00:03:46,468 --> 00:03:48,618 I just found it sitting out on the front porch 106 00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:51,045 -in the rocking chair. -Jumpin' Jeremy Irons! 107 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,548 It's been in the shower, my bed, the mailbox, 108 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,141 and now the rocking chair? 109 00:03:55,294 --> 00:03:57,677 My hunch was right-- we got a pot holder-geist! 110 00:03:57,829 --> 00:03:59,312 It was only a matter of time. 111 00:03:59,465 --> 00:04:01,798 Every oven mitt looks like a ghost saying hello. 112 00:04:01,817 --> 00:04:03,133 You ever notice that? 113 00:04:03,302 --> 00:04:05,911 Your pot holder is haunted? (gasps) Congratulations. 114 00:04:06,062 --> 00:04:07,637 -So you all love ghosts? -Oh, yeah. 115 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:09,414 When we were little, we would always ask Dad 116 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,083 to build our house on an old burial ground, 117 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,493 but he kept saying, "The house is already built." 118 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:14,753 Not cool, Beef. 119 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,329 Have a good time, Moon. 120 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,982 I have an exciting evening of spice rack reorganization 121 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:21,501 -ahead of me. -Oh, actually, Dad, 122 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,578 I think you'd better come talk to Henry's mom. 123 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,580 Henry said she's trying to cut down a 50-foot oak 124 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,008 in her backyard, and she thinks the best type 125 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:30,102 of chain saw to use is an electric. 126 00:04:30,329 --> 00:04:31,678 What?! I'd better get in there 127 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:34,014 and gently talk about the pluses and minuses 128 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:35,515 of that decision. 129 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:36,942 Hi, Moon. Hi, Beef. 130 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:38,277 Head on downstairs, hon. 131 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:40,170 I just dropped off a tray of snacks, 132 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:42,447 and you don't want to get stuck with the celery. 133 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:43,840 Celery sucks. 134 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:45,342 Okay, and, uh, Dad, before I head downstairs, 135 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,178 just want to let you know I may have told my friends 136 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:50,680 to tell their moms you'd like to join their moms' group. 137 00:04:50,699 --> 00:04:52,124 So have a great time and enjoy 138 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:54,351 and don't place me for adoption, please. Farewell. 139 00:04:54,353 --> 00:04:56,778 -BEEF: Hmm... -Well, looks like your kid tricked you. 140 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,038 Come on in and don't worry-- 141 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,857 we're tons of fun on some ample buns. 142 00:05:00,876 --> 00:05:04,303 So you... don't need chain saw advice? 143 00:05:04,454 --> 00:05:07,197 Oh, please. My dad was a door-to-door chain saw salesman. 144 00:05:07,257 --> 00:05:09,141 And let me tell you, dragging a whole tree 145 00:05:09,368 --> 00:05:10,867 to every house was not easy. 146 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:12,369 Come along, Mr. Beef. 147 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:13,979 -Hmm... -Well, what are you waiting for? 148 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,373 You want me to carry you? 'Cause I will. 149 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:17,983 You're looking at the four-time cow-carrying champion 150 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:20,710 of Fairbanks State Veterinary College, Beef. 151 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:22,637 Uh-oh. Looks like somebody dropped a sausage 152 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:26,641 -on the taco plate. -Yup. We've got a banana growing on the papaya tree. 153 00:05:26,718 --> 00:05:28,476 Ha. Um, yeah. 154 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,070 I am a man. 155 00:05:30,222 --> 00:05:31,646 I am a man person. 156 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,390 Guys, stop teasing him. 157 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:35,483 Beef, we were very excited when our kids told us 158 00:05:35,577 --> 00:05:37,410 you wanted to join our little group. 159 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,821 Pull up a cocktail and let me pour you a chair. 160 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,915 -Welcome to Moms' Night. -Oh, good. 161 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,902 I love groups and am very comfortable in them. 162 00:05:45,995 --> 00:05:48,180 (clears throat) Wonderful. 163 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,093 Beef, what are you drinking? I've got it all. 164 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:55,579 Oh, and I've also got some marijuana candy apples 165 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:58,598 from my sister in Sant-o Barbara, Californi-o. 166 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,008 But proceed with caution. I'm never having one again. 167 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:02,435 I took one last Wednesday, and my hands 168 00:06:02,588 --> 00:06:05,271 have just stopped feeling like big spiders. 169 00:06:05,424 --> 00:06:07,107 I guess I could have an alcohol. 170 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,559 -Now, where shall I sit? Here? -What are... Why is he... 171 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:12,445 -What is he doing? -(chuckles) What are you pointing at, big guy? 172 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:14,431 I don't... I don't know. I'm panicking. 173 00:06:14,449 --> 00:06:16,524 Marie? Make room for him before he passes out. 174 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,768 We won't bite. We have a few drinks 175 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:20,787 and we do a little embroidery. 176 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:22,864 Sit down, sip your drink, goss your sip. 177 00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:24,624 What do you know that we don't know? 178 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,035 We can only talk about Nancy Smith's bushes so many times. 179 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:29,554 By the way, I'm Russell's mom Marie, 180 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:31,556 and I'm the only one who actually embroiders. 181 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,709 These two are usually too tipsy to handle yarn. 182 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,878 That's not true. I crocheted an 11-foot-long Smurf 183 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,788 in a complete blackout once. 184 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:41,215 -What do you think? -That's amazing. What is it? 185 00:06:41,309 --> 00:06:43,718 It's two dolphins exchanging birthday gifts. 186 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,737 -They're twins. -Powerful stuff. 187 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:47,480 Well, I'm Carissa, Debbie's mom. 188 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:49,241 And, yes, I'm the one who dated the janitor. 189 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:51,392 And I'm the one who hit the school crossing guard 190 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,561 with my car. But she's fine. 191 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,730 Oh, I also hit her with my fists. Now we're friends. 192 00:06:55,824 --> 00:06:57,916 So, out with the gossip, meat man. What you got? 193 00:06:58,143 --> 00:07:00,310 Well, you said that you have already discussed 194 00:07:00,328 --> 00:07:02,646 Nancy Smith's bushes at length, 195 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:05,072 but let's be honest, her hedges have not looked neat 196 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,574 in a very long time. 197 00:07:06,668 --> 00:07:08,318 Oh, snap, Tobin! 198 00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:11,412 -This kitty has claws. -Meow? 199 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,580 Guys, come on. 200 00:07:12,674 --> 00:07:14,415 I told some really dirty lies to get here. 201 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:16,083 Let me see the sled. 202 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,679 Actually, we were thinking we'd do something different tonight, 203 00:07:19,831 --> 00:07:20,847 like, uh... 204 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:22,832 -hit this pole with our hands. -Wow! 205 00:07:22,926 --> 00:07:24,834 Listen to that. Makes you think. 206 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:27,854 Music is everywhere, you know? 207 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,839 Remove the tarp, please. 208 00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:31,341 Okay, Moon. We'll show it to you, 209 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:33,677 but you have to promise not to be a, a downer. 210 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,436 Since when am I a downer? 211 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,197 Remember when we built that hot air balloon 212 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:39,516 for my Miss Piggy hand puppet and you said it wouldn't work? 213 00:07:39,534 --> 00:07:41,034 And what happened? It didn't work. 214 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,203 Yeah, but it was fun and it didn't work. 215 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,355 Guys, relax. I love sleds. 216 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:47,299 (sighs): Fine. Let's show it to him. 217 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,876 See, over there we have the toilet seat 218 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,786 that we're going to use as a steering wheel. 219 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,863 It's made for people with hemorrhoids, so it's going 220 00:07:53,882 --> 00:07:56,641 -to feel really soft on our hands. -And there's the engine. 221 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:57,976 A leaf blower? 222 00:07:58,127 --> 00:08:00,220 And the airbag is that bag of cheddar popcorn. 223 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,222 This sled is... great. 224 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,541 It's obvious you're lying. 225 00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:05,984 Okay, fine! It's just... 226 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:07,727 that steering wheel is clearly not actually going to steer, 227 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:10,137 the leaf blower will make the sled go way too fast, 228 00:08:10,232 --> 00:08:12,732 and the bag of cheddar popcorn is not going to save your life! 229 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,142 See? This is why we didn't want to tell you about it. 230 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,829 Sorry. I meant, I love it. 231 00:08:18,056 --> 00:08:21,391 Moon, we want you to be here, but you cannot be a bummer. 232 00:08:21,393 --> 00:08:22,834 Okay. I can do it. I can be fun. 233 00:08:22,911 --> 00:08:26,153 Remember we went to Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday party? 234 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,565 For a tour of the kitchen and management offices. 235 00:08:28,658 --> 00:08:30,917 We got to see how the Cokes were made. 236 00:08:31,069 --> 00:08:33,086 Okay, fine, I see your point. 237 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,071 MRS. TUNTLEY: So, Carissa, 238 00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:38,332 how are things going with... Chumbo? 239 00:08:38,426 --> 00:08:40,910 Well, at the movies, he said, "My girlfriend would like 240 00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:42,854 some cheese sauce for her pretzel." 241 00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:44,189 MRS. TUNTLEY AND MARIE: Aw... 242 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:46,416 So you two are both divorced? 243 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:48,175 Yup. We're just a couple of D-bags. 244 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,588 I thought I was the only dad here and the only divorcé. 245 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:53,606 Well, you seem like a great dad, Beef. 246 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:55,775 No one blames you for what happened with Kathleen. 247 00:08:55,944 --> 00:08:57,685 Yeah, it was tough when she left. 248 00:08:57,854 --> 00:09:00,038 And it's been challenging being a single parent ever since. 249 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:02,207 I'm not really much of a socializer. 250 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:04,191 The only parent friends I've ever had 251 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,694 were some hummingbirds that lived outside my window 252 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,547 with their hummingbird baby for a while. 253 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:10,865 Before I started hanging out with these two, 254 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,552 I spent a lot of time talking to my bathtub reflection. 255 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:15,945 She's fun, but she's crazy. 256 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:17,705 As a single mom, sometimes I feel like 257 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,207 someone's always asking me to take over flying the plane 258 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:21,785 at 35,000 feet. 259 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:24,621 And you have to get all the passengers into their pajamas 260 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:27,715 and convince them to eat the in-flight meal. 261 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,493 -Exactly. -I always feel better when I talk to the girls 262 00:09:30,495 --> 00:09:32,312 after a couple of Dorothy's famous rum and pokes. 263 00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:35,574 I hand you a glass of rum and then I poke you in the shoulder 264 00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,058 and tell you to get talking. 265 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,393 Well, maybe I'll come back next week. 266 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,228 Ah, look at us-- a classic foursome, 267 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:43,748 -like Sex and the City. -Or like those poor trash cans 268 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,325 in front of the Burrito Barn. 269 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,252 I'm the blue one. She's super hot. 270 00:09:47,479 --> 00:09:49,070 JUDY: Okay, everyone, I have deeply investigated 271 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,997 this haunted pot holder situation, 272 00:09:51,149 --> 00:09:52,982 and I believe your pot holder is being haunted 273 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:54,818 by our ancestor Eugenia Tobin. 274 00:09:54,836 --> 00:09:57,153 She was a suffragette who hated traditional "women's work" 275 00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:59,505 and was the first lady to work at the docks. 276 00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:01,582 And then she died when she fell into the oven 277 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,585 while trying to burn her burlap pioneer brassiere. 278 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,421 (gasps) And now she's in this piece of fabric? 279 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,589 What a world! 280 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,016 (chuckles): Well, she sounds very fun. 281 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:12,185 I'd love to pick her ghostly brain. 282 00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:15,004 Me, too. And that's why I, AbracaJudy, 283 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:17,098 have decided we must have a séance. 284 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,342 Uh, are you sure you're up for a séance, Wolf? 285 00:10:19,435 --> 00:10:22,103 What do you mean, Ham? My husband loves haunted stuff. 286 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,198 Yeah. L-Let's have that séance today-ance. 287 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,959 Wolf, no! We need special herbs and a Ouija board 288 00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:30,036 and themed snacks, like haunted hummus 289 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,445 and possessed pita chips. 290 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,131 Oh, and I'll bring otherworldly onion dip 291 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,466 and some cursed crackers. 292 00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,526 Maybe the ghost will eat some snacks, too. 293 00:10:36,544 --> 00:10:38,970 I would love to watch a pretzel rod fly through the air 294 00:10:39,122 --> 00:10:41,956 and then get chomped by an unseen presence. 295 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,475 BEEF: I know this is very catty, 296 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:46,202 but Stephanie at the post office said she had no tape 297 00:10:46,221 --> 00:10:49,630 for me to use, but behind her I could see tape. 298 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,150 Oh, Chumbo's been going to the post office in Death Cliff. 299 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,560 That way he gets more time with his fancy new snow machine. 300 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:56,713 He tricked it all out. It has a new sound system 301 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:59,232 so we can go on smooth jazz rides together. 302 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,508 Oh, that's so romantic. 303 00:11:00,568 --> 00:11:01,642 You guys holding on to each other, 304 00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:03,144 listening to Kenny G. 305 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,163 Jamie plays the flute for Russell and I every morning. 306 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,890 Here's the snow machine and here's Chumbo. 307 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:11,077 I know he's a bit of a wild man, but my ex was a real drip. 308 00:11:11,229 --> 00:11:12,319 Chumbo makes me forget 309 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:13,913 I'm a 47-year-old lady with a mortgage, 310 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,489 a weak pelvic floor, and a slight-- 311 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,825 I mean teeny-tiny-- kleptomania problem. 312 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:21,495 -He sounds great. -To Chumbo and Carissa! 313 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,906 (Beef sighs) 314 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,665 Well, if it isn't the famous Chumbo. 315 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,686 And it looks like he's fetched a soda for Carissa. 316 00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:29,521 He is complete BM: 317 00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,247 boyfriend material. 318 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,673 Baby, you want a piece of ice? 319 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,100 You know I do. 320 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,935 Give me that ice. Give me some ice, baby. 321 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,029 BEEF: Uh-oh. That's not Carissa. 322 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:41,324 He's the other type of BM: bad man. 323 00:11:44,429 --> 00:11:46,279 So, you saw your new friend Carissa's dude kissing 324 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:49,432 -on another lady in a parking lot. -Yes, and indulging in-- 325 00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:52,602 and pardon me for being so graphic-- "ice-play." 326 00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:54,454 And you didn't call her right away to tell her? 327 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,548 No. Carissa really likes this Chumbo, 328 00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:58,791 and I don't want her feelings to get hurt. 329 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,534 But imagine how she's gonna feel 330 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,295 if she finds out he's cheating and that you knew. 331 00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:05,372 (groans) The thing is, back before Kathleen and I split up, 332 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,634 my friend Gordon told me he walked in on her and Marcus 333 00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:10,895 making out in the bathroom at the library. 334 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,306 And for some reason, I felt mad at Gordon 335 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,216 and never talked to him again. 336 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,569 What if I tell Carissa, and she gets upset with me 337 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,404 and kicks me out of Moms' Night? 338 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,814 No more bonding? No more dirty mom-tinis? 339 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,967 No more insulting Nancy Smith's bushes? 340 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,077 -Her bushes are so disorganized! -WOLF: You know, 341 00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:27,820 I once had to tell my friend Cheesecake 342 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,064 that his girlfriend took out a life insurance policy on him. 343 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,899 And at first he thought I was just jealous 344 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,476 that they were spending so much time together. 345 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,903 And I was. But then he found a machete 346 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,663 under her bed that had his name on it. 347 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:39,758 Yeah, she'd stuck it on there with a Post-it note. 348 00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,501 And once he saw that, he understood. 349 00:12:41,653 --> 00:12:43,261 Part of the reason we're still friends today 350 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:44,763 is because he didn't get murdered. 351 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:48,249 So you guys think the best thing to do is tell Carissa? 352 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,676 -I do, Dad. -Beef, yes. 353 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:52,328 I better give this a think. 354 00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:53,938 Perhaps I'll make another canoe. 355 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:56,257 Dad, there are already seven in the shed. 356 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,092 And three in the basement. 357 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,669 JUDY: It's time to put on 358 00:12:59,687 --> 00:13:01,504 the ceremonial robes. 359 00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:02,672 Aka our old karate gis. 360 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:05,116 JUDY: And now let the rituals commence. 361 00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:07,844 To the spirit who sings a ghostly note, 362 00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:10,196 come out, Eugenia, and to us spoke. 363 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,532 Great rhyme, Judy. The only thing ghosts love more 364 00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,942 -than rituals are rhymes. -Time for the next ritual. 365 00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,944 Ham, did you bring the blood for us to drink? 366 00:13:17,038 --> 00:13:18,946 I didn't want to sacrifice any animals, 367 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,115 but I did find this Chobani strawberry yogurt. 368 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:22,449 It's kind of red. 369 00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:23,951 And it has cow in it. 370 00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:26,546 -Spooky. -Let's pass it around. 371 00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:30,124 Okay, well, I think tonight I'll just head home, so... 372 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:31,643 Get in here, Beef-butt! 373 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,144 Oh, no, she saw me. 374 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,554 Marie made her Marie-garitas! 375 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,539 They have 16 kinds of alcohol in 'em! 376 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:41,210 (takes deep breath) And I am going to need all 16 kinds. 377 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:44,638 (robotically): How is everyone this fine evening? 378 00:13:44,732 --> 00:13:47,733 (laughs): Beef, why are you talking like a robot? 379 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,552 BEEF (quietly): Oh, no. 380 00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:50,662 Ice. 381 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,739 -Oh, God. -What is it, Beef? Do you have diarrhea? 382 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,151 Jamie always says "Oh, God" when he has diarrhea. 383 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,395 No, it's... Carissa, 384 00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:01,172 there's something I have to tell you. I... 385 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,749 I saw Chumbo in the Maude's All Day parking lot 386 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,069 sharing ice with another woman. 387 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:08,847 And then he shared... kissing with that woman. 388 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,998 -(gasps) -What?! Chum, no. 389 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,076 -I'm so sorry. -(sobbing) 390 00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:16,079 This is gonna be the best night of our lives! 391 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:19,265 You know what? It was fun to let go and enjoy making this sled. 392 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,583 Of course it was fun, 393 00:14:20,676 --> 00:14:22,026 even though I had to hang out with you guys. 394 00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,769 If we break the sound barrier on this sled 395 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,104 and you guys can't hear me talking, 396 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,698 just know that I'm calling you all losers. 397 00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,683 (scoffs): I'm not sure we'll achieve that exact speed. 398 00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,035 -Moon... -Sorry, I forgot. 399 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:32,778 Yes, we'll probably break the sound barrier 400 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,707 -and Debbie will call us losers. -That's more like it. 401 00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:38,192 We're gonna go so fast, it'll tear all of my hair off. 402 00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:40,269 I've always wanted to be bald. 403 00:14:40,288 --> 00:14:41,938 -Like Jamie. -All right, 404 00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,273 -we'll launch from here. -MOON: Oh... 405 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,458 no. 406 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:46,442 Come on, Moon, get on. 407 00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:47,552 Guys, wait. 408 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,612 I'm trying really hard not to be a buzzkill, 409 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:52,281 but I'm afraid that this sled might be an us-kill. 410 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,966 As in it might actually kill us. 411 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,668 It's just sledding down a big old hill 412 00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,621 -towards a frozen lake, Moon. -Dread Sled or die trying. 413 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,473 Russell! Prepare to launch. 414 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,308 All right, buddy, it's your time to shine. 415 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,993 This is why I brought you. 416 00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:05,886 Okay, then at least let me give each of you 417 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,888 a very big hug goodbye. 418 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,742 -Ugh. -And a hug to you, Debbie. 419 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:13,077 -(groaning) -And, Henry, also a hug. 420 00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,655 And, Russell, one more hug. 421 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,249 And just, you know, I love you. 422 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,734 Aw. I love you, too, pal. 423 00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:22,995 -Moon! -I'm just gonna stay here and practice fishing. 424 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,739 This attitude is exactly why we didn't want to tell you 425 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,074 about the sled. 426 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,501 I know. I'm a downer. 427 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,245 And it's best that you leave me behind and go enjoy 428 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,082 whatever our chaotic universe brings to you this evening. 429 00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,160 Turn the blower on! 430 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,662 -(whooping) -(laughing) 431 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,998 -DEBBIE: What moron put that giant tree there? -Oh, no! 432 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,316 (screaming) 433 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,947 Oh, my God, we could have, like, really died. 434 00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:50,690 Like, a lot. 435 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,934 -Moon, you saved us. -Thank you. 436 00:15:54,028 --> 00:15:56,529 Just practicing my fishing, like I said. 437 00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:58,864 You do kind of burst our bubble sometimes, 438 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,850 but it's smart of us to keep you around. 439 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:04,520 -Thanks for being boring. -Yeah. Sorry we left you out. 440 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,373 -It won't happen again. -If you're so smart at sleds like an idiot, 441 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:09,116 you should take a look at our bat-a-pult. 442 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,360 It's supposed to launch live bats at our enemies' houses, 443 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,953 but the bats keep biting us. 444 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,548 (scoffs) Well, I can tell you up front that the problem is, 445 00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:18,309 you should not be near any bats at any time. 446 00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:20,812 -But have you considered rats? -That's a thought. 447 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:24,631 And you all really, really, really need to get rabies shots, 448 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,876 like right away, like tonight. 449 00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:28,987 BEEF: And if you don't want to be my friend anymore 450 00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:31,972 -because I told you, I understand. -(sobbing) 451 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:34,492 I very much enjoyed my time as one of the moms, 452 00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:38,830 but I can leave now, and you can again be a classic threesome, 453 00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,740 like the Rice Krispies children. 454 00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:42,041 Beef, no. You should stay. 455 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,168 We can't just let Chumbo get away with this. 456 00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,062 -Should we kill him? -Yes. 457 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,913 Ah, I don't think we should kill him. 458 00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,916 But I may have a different, also good idea. 459 00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:52,844 Perhaps we show old Chumbo 460 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:56,639 that sometimes ice is a dish best served cold. 461 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,078 If it's ice Chumbo loves so much, let's give him 462 00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:04,338 the biggest piece of ice he's ever seen. 463 00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:07,007 Oh, I can't believe we're mischief-ing someone. 464 00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:08,675 I've never mischief'd anyone before. 465 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,862 Oh, unless you count the time I accidentally handed Jamie 466 00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:12,864 the sugar instead of the salt at the table, 467 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,515 and he ate sweet cod for dinner. 468 00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:16,701 He loved it, and now I make it once a week. 469 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:19,186 -There it is. -Ugh! Looks like that thing did a bunch of cocaine, 470 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,448 then got into an accident with a disco ball on the sun. 471 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,709 And not the good cocaine. That college cocaine. 472 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,711 He gave me this extra key to his snow machine, 473 00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:28,046 because in the event of his death, 474 00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:29,863 he wanted me to strap his corpse to it 475 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,532 and light it on fire with a flaming arrow 476 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,885 so he could ride it into the gates of Valhalla. 477 00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:35,720 Don't you mean through the gates? 478 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,204 No. He said "into the gates." 479 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,057 Let's get it into the dumpster over there. 480 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:42,060 All right, I believe a hose is located just there. 481 00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:43,394 -Got it. -Great. 482 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,379 Throw it over the side. I'm gonna duct-tape 483 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,714 all the cracks in the dumpster to make it watertight. 484 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,809 Good thing I refreshed the roll of duct tape 485 00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,794 in my duct tape pocket this morning. 486 00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:53,554 Turn on the hose. 487 00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:55,889 At the current temperatures, the snow machine will be frozen 488 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,650 into a big block of ice 489 00:17:57,802 --> 00:18:01,137 by the time Chumbo's finished his Monster Energy Mojitos. 490 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,580 It's the perfect revenge. 491 00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,490 Yeah. But I'm also gonna burn his smooth jazz collection, 492 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,325 throw out all of his takeout leftovers, 493 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,753 and then just absolutely destroy his dojo. 494 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,313 Oh, I feel so alive! 495 00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:12,481 Should we all go to Dairy Queen and get Blizzards? 496 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:15,075 -It's open until 9:30. -I don't see why not. 497 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,486 (laughs): We really are a classic foursome, 498 00:18:17,505 --> 00:18:20,414 just like the Little Women, except we're big women 499 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,933 and I'm a man. 500 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,994 All right, now that we finished that possibly very, very expired 501 00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:27,179 Chobani yogurt/blood offering, 502 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,998 it's time to say the chant. 503 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:31,000 ALL: Double, double, pot holder trouble. 504 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:34,019 Spirits speak into earthly bubble. 505 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,929 -Aah! -Holy hairspray! 506 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,507 The yogurt jumped off the table by itself! 507 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,025 Oh, my God, there's definitely a ghost here. 508 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:42,286 We must've messed up the ritual and upset Eugenia, 509 00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:43,846 and now she's attacking us! 510 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:45,348 She's going to kill us! 511 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:48,017 -(sobbing): Oh, no, no, no... -Wolf, babe, calm down. 512 00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:51,203 -Eugenia is not going to kill us. -You can't stop her, Honeybee. 513 00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:53,447 She's more powerful than you could ever imagine. 514 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,449 -(Wolf gasping) -Uh-oh, the ghost panic is back. 515 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,042 Okay, let's get a chair behind him. 516 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,137 -Sit down. -Drink. -I don't think I can! 517 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:02,198 -I think I'm hyperventilating. -Guys, what is going on? 518 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,717 Wolf's having a little panic attack about ghosts. 519 00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:07,203 This used to happen all the time when we were kids. 520 00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:08,795 One time he saw a napkin blowing in the breeze 521 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,223 -and he threw up. -But Wolf loves movies about ghosts. 522 00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,633 Movies are different, 523 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,652 because he knows there's craft services there. 524 00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,379 To calm himself down, he pictures a phantom 525 00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:19,231 -eating a turkey cheese roll-up. -We thought he grew out of this! 526 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:20,140 Me, too. 527 00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:23,219 But it is happening! 528 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:24,904 Oh, no! I didn't know. This is my fault. 529 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,223 The pot holder wasn't actually haunted. 530 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,225 Eugenia wasn't moving it around. It was me! 531 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,727 -(gasping) -What? -I was the one moving it around. 532 00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:33,229 So you'd think it was haunted. The first time 533 00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:35,231 I genuinely had no idea why the pot holder had moved. 534 00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,749 But once I saw how excited you were, 535 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,326 I wanted to let you believe. I hadn't seen you that excited 536 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,737 since we saw Scream 8: Still Screaming. 537 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:42,755 (labored breathing): Great movie. 538 00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,665 Neve Campbell is ba... 539 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:45,999 Oh, no! He fainted! 540 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:48,168 -Nope. I'm here, baby. -Oh, thank God. 541 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,336 Babe, I thought I lost you. 542 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:50,930 You didn't lose me. I mean, sure, 543 00:19:51,082 --> 00:19:53,082 my heart rate is probably in the 300s right now, 544 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,601 but you creating this scary experience for me 545 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,102 was still very thoughtful. 546 00:19:57,255 --> 00:19:58,604 You're the perfect wife. 547 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,698 And you'll make a wonderful ghost someday. 548 00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:03,926 MARIE: That was probably the most fun I've ever had. 549 00:20:03,945 --> 00:20:05,185 -(chuckles): Me, too. -Me, too. 550 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,354 Ooh, I just wish we could have seen his face 551 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,873 when he found that ice-mobile. 552 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,450 (laughs) I'm guessing it was a pretty angry face 553 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,711 based on all of the text messages he sent me. 554 00:20:13,938 --> 00:20:15,379 Suck on that, Chum-blow. 555 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:18,216 Look. He sent a picture of it in the ice, 556 00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,384 and a bunch of middle finger emojis. 557 00:20:20,611 --> 00:20:24,129 And also the pray hands? But I think that was a mistake. 558 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,223 Nice, nice, baby! 559 00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:27,725 (laughs) Crunch on that ice, bud! 560 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:29,209 Well, that was fun. 561 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,395 (sighs) But I guess I am on my own again now. 562 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:33,622 You're not on your own. You have us. 563 00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,976 And Chumbo is a fool for taking you for granted. 564 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,569 Thanks, Beef. And just so you know, 565 00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:41,981 -Kathleen was a fool, too. -Oh. I wish I had had you guys 566 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,724 to talk to back then. 567 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,651 Huh. I was a little bit of a mess. 568 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,152 (chuckles) Hey, speaking of messes, 569 00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:49,580 have you guys seen Nancy Smith's new flower beds? 570 00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:50,748 Chrysanthemums? 571 00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:53,400 More like I'd-like-to-barf-on-'ems. 572 00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:54,585 Damn, Tobin. 573 00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,328 (all laughing) 574 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,832 ♪ Hush, pot holder, close your eyes ♪ 575 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,242 ♪ Daddy's gonna skank you to sleep ♪ 576 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,912 ♪ Relax in your drawer, feel the bass ♪ 577 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,157 ♪ Don't you make a peep ♪ 578 00:21:08,175 --> 00:21:12,177 ♪ I'll tuck you in under a warm dishcloth ♪ 579 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,664 ♪ You make me so proud, I could weep ♪ 580 00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:19,018 ♪ Your mama and papa watch over you ♪ 581 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,353 ♪ You insulate our hands ♪ 582 00:21:21,506 --> 00:21:23,355 -♪ From the heat ♪ -♪ Too hot! ♪ 583 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,450 ♪ Hush, pot holder, close your eyes ♪ 584 00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,452 ♪ Daddy's gonna skank you to sleep. ♪ 585 00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:30,437 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 586 00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:32,164 and TOYOTA.