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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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JUDY: Glad we went
with this hefty green boy.
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Yeah. Real trees have curves.
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We need the branch strength.
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My handmade,
nondenominational holiday orbs
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are pretty heavy.
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Physically and emotionally.
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I know Christmas
is only two days away,
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but I was just waiting for him
to get to 14 feet.
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The perfect height for human
or Christmas tree.
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At my current rate of growth,
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I'll be 20 feet when I'm 35.
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Spruce Springsteen
is looking very handsome.
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Oh, heck yeah.
I'd let it happen.
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-What does that mean?
-Come on, Honeybee.
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This tree is smokin'.
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When you're right, you're right.
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Your gingerbread village
is already looking cute.
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Do you do this every year, Ham?
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Nope. Longtime eater,
first-time builder.
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Every Christmas,
the cake lady, which is me,
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builds a display for the
Maude's All-Day front window.
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I'm calling this
the "It Tastes a Village
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Lone Moose Christmas Gingerbread
Village Ham-stravaganza."
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I love a long title,
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like Fried Green Tomatoes
at the Whistle Stop Cafe.
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They could've just called it
"Vegetable Diner,"
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but instead she took it
to the limit.
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Huh. I must be nervous
about making this.
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I feel a little dizzy.
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-Honeybee, may I have a word?
-What's up?
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Is this a side conversation
or a panic room conversation?
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I'm not quite panicked yet,
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so let's have it
just outside the panic room.
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Christmas is
my favorite holiday.
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I love everything about it--
the lights, the food,
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ignoring the religious part
because I'm not religious.
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And I pride myself on getting
everyone the perfect present.
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But your brother Jerry,
he's a bit of a mystery to me.
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I went to all of
my favorite stores,
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and I wound up with this.
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(short laugh) Beef, my brother
owns four sweatshirts
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and a desktop computer.
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Why would you get him that?
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I guess he could use it
to break his computer.
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(groans) I just don't know
what Jerry likes.
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He's a quiet fellow
and I'm a quiet fellow,
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so I don't have
a lot of information.
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And you want me to tell you
what to get him
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so you don't have to
get out of your shell
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-and talk to him more.
-Uh... yes.
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Beef, take him out to dinner.
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Dinner with an adult
I don't know that well?
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Terrifying,
but I'm willing to try it
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if it'll help me secure
a good gift for Jerry.
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Tonight, I will invite him
to a friendship dinner.
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I'll make it steaks
so we're chewing a lot
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and there won't be
as much pressure to talk.
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There you go.
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Diondra Tundra
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reporting live. The 12 Days
of Lone Moose are well underway.
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Today featured the fishnog
tasting and the lighting of the
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womenorah at
the feminist bookstore
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Desperately Reading Susan.
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And tomorrow, the unveiling
of the Gingerbread village
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in the window
at Maude's All-Day.
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-(groans)
-Ham, are you feeling okay?
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(groans)
Am I feeling okay?
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Yep.
Lone Moose is counting on me,
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so I have to be feeling okay.
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Just one quick question:
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has this kitchen island
always been here?
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-Hi, Beef.
-Hello there to you, Jerry.
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Um, are you just coming
from a gig?
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Oh, no. I walked, and
I wore my costume to keep warm.
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You mind if I stash it
in your van?
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Course, the van's
just out front there.
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I don't like to wear it
while I'm eating.
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I learned my lesson
at Saucy Wings.
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The dry cleaning bill
was hundreds of dollars.
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BEEF:
Well...
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-Well.
-Well.
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So... it looks like
they have baked potatoes.
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Or salad for just $5.95.
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Mmm, this is good soup.
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And the soup spoons
are just the right depth.
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I love this table.
Nice.
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So, what do you like to do
when you're not Bigfooting?
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Well, I usually play computer
games with some online friends.
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And right now we're playing
Super Ranch Hands Seven,
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and I earned the trust
of Alan the pony today.
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What are your favorite
computer games, Beef?
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-Absolutely none.
-Oh. Okay.
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I tried Minesweeper once,
but it was so stressful
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that I returned the computer
to the store.
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-I'm more of an outdoor person.
-Hmm.
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So, Jerry,
have you looked around town
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at any of Lone Moose's stores
for Christmas presents?
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No, I'm not much of a shopper.
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Well, if you were in Fresno
for Christmas, wh...
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Oh, if I was in Fresno
for Christmas,
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I'd be working the holiday sale
at my parents' curtain store
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in the morning, and then it'd be
time for Christmas dip.
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-I love dip. What kind...
-Hold that thought.
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We got beef, Beef.
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Okay, that part's done.
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Now I'm just gonna lay on
the floor to gather my strength.
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Ham, you're burning up.
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How could I be burning up
if I'm also freezing cold?
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Okay, bud,
you are definitely sick.
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Let's get you into
that comfy chair.
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Oh, but who's gonna complete
the gingerbread village?
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It won't be Christmas
without it.
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(gasps) I can just see
the children of Lone Moose.
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Their faces pressed up
against the window, crying.
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Their tears freeze their faces
to the glass.
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And the grizzly bears get word
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and go to Maude's
and eat all the kids.
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Is that what you want
for Christmas? Is it?
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Ham, you're not making
any sense, friend.
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We'll finish it for you, okay?
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Okay. I drew a picture of it.
It's pretty self-explanatory.
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The recipes for the 78 animals
I haven't made yet are on there.
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All you have to do
is carve them,
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bake 'em, and decorate them
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and don't forget to,
uh, fram the gum.
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Sorry, wha-what's "fram"?
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You just have to gram
the frum da boo ba da...
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Uh-oh, we're losing him.
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-(snoring)
-Guys, this actually looks
really hard.
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We'll have to fake it
till we bake it.
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Lone Moose Christmas
is counting on us.
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Thanks for dinner.
I had a good time.
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Me too. And thanks
for telling me about
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that fishing simulator game.
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It would be a perfect gift
for me,
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but, uh, what would be a perfect
gift for, I don't know, you?
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Oh, no,
why is the van door open?
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I swear I remember closing it.
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No. No, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, my Bigfoot costume's gone!
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Who would want
a Bigfoot costume?
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I mean, besides me,
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who is Bigfoot at parties
for a living.
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I'm sorry, Jerry.
I invite you to dinner
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and now your costume is stolen.
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And I have a couple of jobs
coming up.
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I mean, I can't just
show up as myself.
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I mean, they'll be like,
"Who's this guy?"
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Oh, I left my phone
inside Bigfoot.
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-Beef, can I use yours?
-Of course.
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It's cracked,
but it's got good bones.
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I can use the Find My Phone app.
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My phone can find other phones?
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I don't want
to owe a machine a favor.
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-There it is.
-Huh. Looks like
it's at Winter World.
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What's Winter World?
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The year-round Christmas
theme park.
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Originally, it was
called Water World,
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but Kevin Costner sued.
So they drained it,
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threw in a bunch of
Christmas trees with eyeballs,
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-and called it Winter World.
-Let's go.
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-(snoring)
-So, we've cooked all
the gingerbread sheets.
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Now we just have to carve
78 Christmas animals.
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Okay, let me take a crack
at a salmon.
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Oh, no. I think we were supposed
to cut them into cookie shapes
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before we put them in the oven.
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Aw, mistleturd!
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Hey, guys, I did it.
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-Amazing. What is it?
-It's an otter.
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Oh, sure. Yeah, now I see it.
It's just upside down.
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Mm... No, it's not.
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Let's all just
do the best we can.
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Everyone choose a shape
and go for it.
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Great 'tude,
my dearly beloved wife dude.
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This Christmas train
is back on track.
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(singsongy):
Ho, ho!
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Sorry, we're closed
for a private event.
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Oh, but something
was stolen from me,
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and I think someone
in your park has it.
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My boss will go nuts
if I let anyone in, sorry.
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You can wait in the parking lot
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and try to catch people
as they leave.
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Just brainstorming.
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I'm an ideas guy.
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Yes, good idea.
Come along, Jerry.
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Normally I wouldn't trespass,
but this is an emergency.
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And I think I know
how we can blend in.
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Hey, what are you doing
over here?
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Everyone is supposed to be
working the party.
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Oh, of course.
We're on our way.
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Why are you walking
toward the penguin pool?
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Oh, please don't steal
the penguin, guys.
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If the penguin gets stolen
again this year,
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I'm gonna get in big trouble.
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Now can you just head
to the food court?
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This is pretty fun.
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I've never been
undercover before.
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I just hope
we don't get in too deep.
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Mary Stuart Masterson.
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What is this? Some sort of
bizarro Santa Burning Man?
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JERRY:
I'm not sure,
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but one of
these strange St. Nick's
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-probably has my phone.
-(laughter)
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It's way too loud to just call
it and try to hear where it is.
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I think what we have to do
is go person-to-person,
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and while we're talking to them,
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I'll call the phone
and see if we hear a ring.
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-Are you talking about mingling?
-I-I hate it, too, Beef.
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-Ooh, why don't we grab
a cup of conversation sauce?
-Great idea.
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A little alcohol should add
some jingle to our mingle.
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Gentlemen, a cup of
Terry Claus' famous punch?
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Uh, sure.
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Mmm. Lot of brown
solid bits in here.
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Don't let it faze you,
act natural.
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-Mmm.
-Mmm.
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All right,
we're both afraid to mingle,
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but we'll do it together.
Safety in numbers.
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Well...
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-Well.
-Well.
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Uh, are you guys trying
to start a conversation or...
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Yes. Exactly.
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Why aren't you guys in
your Terry Claus outfits?
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Who's Terry Claus?
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He's what this party's
all about, man.
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We throw it every December 23.
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Terry Claus
is the real Santa Claus.
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His workshop is right here
in our town.
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00:09:00,432 --> 00:09:02,557
He has a flying moose,
a brown animal skin suit,
243
00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,859
and his beard is blue
because he's cool like that.
244
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,194
Every year
we dress as Terry Claus,
245
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,621
we drink his traditional punch,
246
00:09:08,774 --> 00:09:11,775
-and later we go to Claudia's
for the orgy.
-Okay.
247
00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:13,443
(whispers): Call the phone,
Jerry, call the phone.
248
00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,945
Oh, I'm starting to feel weird.
249
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,280
How much alcohol is in this?
250
00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:18,756
None.
It's drugs.
251
00:09:18,983 --> 00:09:21,117
Oh, uh, great.
I love drugs.
252
00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,918
Which drugs are in here?
253
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,878
Mushrooms, man.
254
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,122
Uh, okay,
great talking with you.
255
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,715
I have no experience with drugs.
256
00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:29,959
-I'm nervous.
-I've never done drugs, either.
257
00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:31,644
But based on a video
Honeybee took of me
258
00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:33,479
after I got my wisdom teeth
pulled out,
259
00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:36,223
-I get pretty weird.
-Well, let's not panic.
260
00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:37,801
We got through meeting
that stranger together.
261
00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:40,804
We'll get through
this psychedelic trip together.
262
00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,247
All right, everybody.
Time to kick off
263
00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:44,749
the Lone Moose Terry Claus
karaoke competition.
264
00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:48,903
♪ Terry Claus, Terry Claus ♪
265
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,981
♪ He sees you
with his thousand eyes ♪
266
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,151
♪ His evil moose, Geraldine ♪
267
00:09:55,170 --> 00:10:00,015
♪ Pulls him through the deep,
black sky. ♪
268
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,842
Wow.
269
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,919
I know.
Wow.
270
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:09,015
I-I feel like there's something
we're supposed to be doing.
271
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,850
Yeah, what is our purpose?
272
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,836
No, I mean,
I think there's something
273
00:10:12,854 --> 00:10:14,929
we're supposed to be doing
at this party.
274
00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:17,949
But all I can picture is,
like, a large foot.
275
00:10:18,059 --> 00:10:21,177
(gasps) And it has a face,
and it's weeping.
276
00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:24,122
Huh. A big... foot.
277
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,683
-Bigfoot!
-Oh, right, right.
278
00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:29,127
We need to find my costume.
We have to call the phone.
279
00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,962
Yes, that's what we were doing.
280
00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,298
-(phone ringing)
-I think I hear it ringing.
281
00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:34,966
It's closer.
282
00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:37,969
(chuckles): Look, Jerry,
your favorite-- Christmas dip.
283
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:39,529
Not now, Beef.
284
00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,474
-Hey!
-(panting)
285
00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:46,536
(gasps)
Potato Patty?
286
00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:47,704
You know this person?
287
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,722
You got me, Jerry.
You got me.
288
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,192
Can I have my beard back now?
It's a rental.
289
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,973
Potato Patty? You took my
costume? You took my phone?
290
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,159
-It's almost Christmas.
-I did.
291
00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,386
Why are you calling her
Potato Patty?
292
00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:06,331
Oh, because she dresses
as a potato and holds the sign
293
00:11:06,441 --> 00:11:08,408
outside the Loaded Baked Potato
Juice Booth at the mall.
294
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,451
I know that place.
I got diarrhea from there.
295
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,153
Yup.
Potato juice will do that.
296
00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:13,487
Where's my Bigfoot costume?
297
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,581
I don't have it.
Dick Chateau does.
298
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,008
Who's Dick Chateau?
299
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,752
Richard Chateau is the richest
person in Lone Moose.
300
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,573
He's a local big game hunter
and lives in Chateau Chateau.
301
00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,425
Why would a rich dude
want my costume?
302
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,501
And why would you
take it for him, Patty?
303
00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:28,761
Eh, I didn't take it.
304
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,337
I just told him
it was in the van.
305
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,006
And then I watched him take it.
306
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,416
He let me keep the phone
as a tip.
307
00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:35,268
How could you
go against the costume code?
308
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,920
We're supposed to look out
for one another.
309
00:11:36,938 --> 00:11:38,938
It's easy to believe
in the costume code
310
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,182
when you have a great costume
like Bigfoot.
311
00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:43,459
My costume is awful.
312
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,929
I do remember your potato suit
looking like--
313
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:47,205
and forgive me--
314
00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:49,190
an open wound topped
with chives and cheese.
315
00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:52,860
There's also a really gross
translucent sour cream swirl.
316
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,496
Anyway, you'll have to go see
him if you want it back. Bye.
317
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:56,864
Not so fast, Patty.
318
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,718
You're coming with us
to help get that costume back.
319
00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:01,386
Fine, but I get to ride shotgun.
320
00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:05,206
Actually, we need you to drive
because we both drank mushrooms.
321
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,634
Jerry just now stopped looking
like pure energy to me.
322
00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:11,378
Okay, we are well on our way
to saving Christmas,
323
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,806
but now we are out of...
everything.
324
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,458
So we're gonna
have to improvise.
325
00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:17,460
We were supposed
to do gumdrop rooftops,
326
00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:20,739
but what about-- hear me out--
salami shingles?
327
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,131
I have a bunch of bird bones.
328
00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,300
We could use those to make
the candy cane fences.
329
00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:26,060
They're not edible,
but they're clean.
330
00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,320
And I've got some press-on nails
331
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,972
that could make
for a colorful walkway.
332
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,248
Can I just say,
I love Ham's vision,
333
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:33,067
but...
we might be improving it.
334
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,401
Oh, it's a glow-up for sure.
335
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,571
JERRY:
So, this is
Dick Castle's castle?
336
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,315
Dick Chateau's chateau.
337
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:42,318
-Eh, potato, "potahto."
-Ugh! I hate that saying.
338
00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:44,078
No one's ever said "potahto,"
and you know it.
339
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,764
-So, what's
the plan here, anyway?
-Simple.
340
00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:48,341
We ask Dick for Jerry's costume,
and then we leave.
341
00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:50,268
Oh, yeah, I'm sure the rich guy
342
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:52,345
who paid me
to steal a Bigfoot costume
343
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:53,830
is just gonna
hand it over to us.
344
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,348
Hello and welcome
to Chateau Chateau.
345
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,925
I'm the butler, Karen Butler.
How may I help you?
346
00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:00,945
Hello. We're here to speak
with Richard Chateau.
347
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,006
He has my young friend's
costume.
348
00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,340
(sighs)
Fine.
349
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,766
I'm gonna have you wait in here.
350
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,678
But when I open the door,
please don't gasp.
351
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,346
Gasping is my pet peeve.
352
00:13:10,439 --> 00:13:12,532
-(all gasp)
-What did I just say? (groans)
353
00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:13,958
I'll go get Mr. Chateau.
354
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,960
What is this?
355
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,444
Oh, I remember this costume.
356
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:20,540
He was the party store's
discount Barney, named Blarney.
357
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:23,450
And there's Billy Bratt
the Butter Pat from Toast by Jan
358
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:26,379
and Certifiably Elaine
from the notary.
359
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,880
I love costumes,
360
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,809
but this collection--
how can I put this--
361
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:32,477
-feels psychotic.
-CHATEAU: Thank you.
362
00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:35,296
-(groups gasps)
-Guys, again, the gasps.
363
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,208
Well, hello there
"Potahto" Patty and friends.
364
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,468
-Does he have a British accent?
-Indeed.
365
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,654
Is he British?
366
00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,322
No, he's originally from Seward.
367
00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:47,567
Is this a costume?
Hmm. It's very lifelike.
368
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,661
Um, no.
I'm a human man.
369
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,162
I'll take your word for it.
370
00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:52,831
What is it that brings you
to the chateau
371
00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:54,499
this holiday afore night?
372
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,318
You have something of mine.
My Bigfoot costume.
373
00:13:57,412 --> 00:14:00,171
Ah, yes.
I finally bagged my white whale.
374
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:02,823
-Why do you steal costumes?
-For the hunt.
375
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,327
-Allow me to explain myself
at length.
-Oh, boy.
376
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,072
I was once
an actual big game hunter.
377
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:10,348
I traveled all over Alaska,
378
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,258
killing some of
its most beautiful animals.
379
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,576
Then Game Warden Burt said
380
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,912
I'm no longer
legally allowed to hunt
381
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:18,022
just because I was shooting
endangered species.
382
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:21,175
I was so bored, I barely
had any blood on my hands.
383
00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:23,252
It was terrible.
Then one day,
384
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:26,680
I spotted the mascot
for the Polar Bear panini shop.
385
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,092
Sure, he makes no sense--
Why would a polar bear make
386
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,517
a hot sandwich?
387
00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:32,095
To stay warm or to eat it.
388
00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:33,613
Please do not respond
to my musings.
389
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:37,934
I saw that enormous, gorgeous
white-hot sandwich bear.
390
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,377
I had to have him.
391
00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:41,528
The bear's human inhabitant
stored the costume
392
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,548
in an unlocked shed.
I nabbed it,
393
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,533
and suddenly I felt like
Dick Chateau again.
394
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,278
And I've been collecting
ever since.
395
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:52,206
But you-- your costume
is always locked away
396
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,283
or upon your person.
397
00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:55,801
But tonight...
(clicks tongue)
398
00:14:55,954 --> 00:14:59,455
you let your guard down
and left it in an unlocked van.
399
00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,733
Oh, no, I did leave
the van unlocked.
400
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:05,144
I guess I was distracted.
I was nervous about our dinner.
401
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,463
You were nervous
about having dinner with me?
402
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,648
I'm just Beef.
403
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,224
But to be honest,
I was pretty nervous, too.
404
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,743
Oh.
Well, I understand.
405
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:15,304
I'm pretty shy and a one-on-one
dinner was a lot of pressure,
406
00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:17,473
-but I think...
-Hey, shy boys.
407
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:18,641
Dick Chateau talking.
408
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:21,235
We just need to get
Jerry's costume back.
409
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,812
-We're willing to pay you any...
-No.
410
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:26,090
This was my Christmas gift
to myself. The perfect present.
411
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,442
The perfect present can't be
412
00:15:27,444 --> 00:15:29,427
something you stole
from someone else.
413
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,745
It has to be
a carefully curated choice,
414
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,673
made to make someone else
very happy
415
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,324
for just a brief shining moment.
416
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,826
It doesn't have to be expensive.
417
00:15:36,844 --> 00:15:40,663
It just has to say, "Hey, man,
I see you and I get you."
418
00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:43,015
It's the frigging spirit
of frigging Christmas.
419
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,517
Sorry, could you repeat that?
420
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:45,926
-I dozed off.
-Damn it.
421
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,928
Look, is there anything
we can offer you?
422
00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:48,929
Some kind of trade?
423
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,339
Hmm.
A trade.
424
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,024
Perhaps I could
give back the costume
425
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,344
in exchange for you
indulging in the Moltening.
426
00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:58,272
-Get the Moltening sacks.
-BEEF: Moltening sack?
427
00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:00,533
You all wear costumes
on the outside.
428
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,445
What if you knew what your
costumes were on the inside?
429
00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:06,447
Are you gonna
perform surgery on us?
430
00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,967
No.
Although that's a fun idea.
431
00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:10,802
Stop talking.
432
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,137
Oh, no, he's gonna
put us in bags.
433
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:14,806
Yes, but not in a bad way.
434
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:17,141
Step one, you will
don this nude hosiery.
435
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,460
Step two,
I will cover you in glue.
436
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,762
Step three, you will
enter these burlap sacks
437
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,632
filled with feathers, glitter,
googly eyes and paint.
438
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,486
My butler will then
tie them shut around your neck,
439
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:32,215
and you will have to wriggle
your way out of the cocoon
440
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,250
and emerge in your true form.
441
00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:36,235
Then, you shall
remove that costume,
442
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,903
and I will hang it upon my wall.
443
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,497
A one of a kind treasure
444
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:43,317
that no other costume hunter
in the world owns.
445
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,062
There are no other
costume hunters in the world.
446
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,580
Beef, we don't have to do this.
447
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,081
We've come so far tonight.
448
00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:52,068
We had dinner together.
We snuck into an amusement park.
449
00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:55,404
We drank drugs
for the first and last time
450
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,348
because I did not enjoy it.
We mingled.
451
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,924
And you know what?
I had fun.
452
00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,185
I say we push ourselves
one more time,
453
00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:04,171
get in these bags,
and get your costume back.
454
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,748
Are you sure
you're not still high?
455
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,674
Oh, I am definitely still high.
456
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,694
But I also believe
in what I'm saying.
457
00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:11,571
All right then.
Let's molt.
458
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,702
Well, have fun moltening.
I'll see you in several days.
459
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,595
Days?
But we'll miss Christmas.
460
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,431
(scoffs) The elephant seal
takes 30 days to molt.
461
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,934
-Consider yourselves lucky.
-(door closes)
462
00:17:24,952 --> 00:17:28,212
You guys, uh, want to play
a guessing game or something?
463
00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:31,440
Hey, I'm thinking of a number
between one and one billion.
464
00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:34,944
-Jerry, take a guess.
-I don't know. 12?
465
00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:36,112
Right. Huh.
466
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,130
What should we do now?
467
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,615
(grunts)
Boy, this is tight.
468
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,709
Now I understand why
mummies are mad all the time.
469
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,136
We have got to get out of here.
470
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,213
We can't miss Christmas
with the family.
471
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,792
Yeah, I'm also very worried
that gentleman will kill us.
472
00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:52,144
-(sobbing)
-What's wrong?
473
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,221
Other than being trapped
in a sack.
474
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,798
I just feel terrible.
475
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:59,059
I tried to act like it was okay
before, but it's not okay.
476
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:00,636
I broke the costume code
477
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,247
because Dick Chateau
offered me 40 bucks.
478
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:06,492
-40 bucks?
-And a two liter of Pepsi.
479
00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:07,901
Have you had a Pepsi?
480
00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,312
It's so good.
481
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:12,815
I'm sorry. I... I'm stupid
and I'm a potato.
482
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,651
(sighs)
You're not stupid, Patty.
483
00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,153
And you're not really a potato.
484
00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:18,412
I want to make it up
to you guys.
485
00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:20,747
I think we can escape
and find the costume.
486
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:23,750
Follow me. Quietly.
(grunts)
487
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,328
-(grunting)
-I can actually
488
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,804
open the door with my mouth.
My old potato outfit
489
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:31,258
didn't allow arm movement,
so I got pretty good at it.
490
00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,113
I can also open the door
to my Corolla with my chin.
491
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:36,989
(all grunting)
492
00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:40,176
Okay, guys, look out.
Stairs.
493
00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:43,512
-We just have to go
for it-it-it-it-it...
-(grunting)
494
00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:46,015
Oh. I could have just
untied these with my mouth.
495
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,459
(chuckles)
But the stairs were fun, right?
496
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,128
Open the bags, Patty.
497
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:52,613
There she is!
498
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,873
You guys escaping?
499
00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,115
-No.
-Calm down.
500
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,542
I'll help you.
It's Christmas,
501
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,878
and you're the nicest captives
we've ever had.
502
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:02,289
-(bell chimes)
-CHATEAU: Butler, I'm coming
down for my bedtime fruits.
503
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,867
-Hurry, go.
-Thank you!
504
00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:05,977
(panting)
505
00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:07,461
Oh, my God, it's freezing.
506
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:10,148
I haven't been this cold
since my last Christmas dip.
507
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,983
Why would Christmas dip
make you cold?
508
00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:14,393
"Christmas dip" is when
me and my dad take a dip
509
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,061
in the Pacific Ocean
on Christmas.
510
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,047
Crazy cold but also crazy fun.
511
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:20,549
I'm pretty bummed
that I can't do it this year.
512
00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:22,735
-(sobbing)
-Now what's wrong?
513
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:26,313
I'm just sad you can't do your
Christmas dip with your dad.
514
00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:28,148
CHATEAU:
Come back, my beauties!
515
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,241
-(gunshot)
-Is he shooting at us?
516
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,501
-JERRY: I told you.
-Go! Move!
517
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,578
-Go, go, go, go!
-Drive, drive, drive, drive!
518
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,397
JERRY:
Hey, look, it's after midnight.
519
00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:37,592
Merry Christmas Eve, everybody.
520
00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:41,904
(gasps)
They did it! Wow.
521
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,739
I can't believe
they were able to...
522
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:44,757
Oh, no.
523
00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,909
-Are those pepperonis?
-Yep.
524
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:50,262
-(yawning)
-You're looking at
a Christmas miracle, bud.
525
00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:51,672
Oh. Hmm.
526
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,249
Now, can anyone walk me through
527
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:54,859
why half of this village
is burned down
528
00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,176
while the other half is wet?
529
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:58,270
Yes, we decided
to make the womenorah
530
00:19:58,423 --> 00:19:59,846
and tried to light it,
but that started a fire.
531
00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:03,016
And Honeybee bravely put it out,
but it flooded half the village.
532
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,595
Wow.
It's all so beautiful.
533
00:20:06,614 --> 00:20:08,706
Yeah, I could never
part with this.
534
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,449
I'm gonna quickly
make another one,
535
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:14,712
and we can just keep
this beautiful treasure for us.
536
00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:16,439
So, we can eat this one?
Mmm. Mmm.
537
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,050
Hey, who's idea was it to cut up
the kitchen sponge?
538
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,777
Because it's not bad.
539
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,679
♪ ♪
540
00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:26,540
Here you go, Jerry.
541
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,677
A wetsuit.
(gasps) Is this for...
542
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,229
Yes, a Christmas dip.
543
00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:33,622
Well, thanks, Beef.
It's perfect.
544
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:34,899
A carefully chosen gift
545
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,235
to give me moment
of perfect happiness.
546
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,570
-You nailed it.
-Thank God I didn't hammer it.
547
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:42,631
I say that because I originally
bought you a hammer.
548
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:45,892
Oh, yeah, that would've been
a real bad gift.
549
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,078
Merry Christmas, friend.
550
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,062
And to you, pal.
551
00:20:49,156 --> 00:20:51,415
One, two, three!
552
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,567
(whooping, shivering)
553
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,901
Aah! This was a mistake!
554
00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,254
This wetsuit is doing nothing!
Get out!
555
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:57,255
Here I come!
556
00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,482
-Wolf, no!
-Christmas dip! (laughs)
557
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,242
♪ Potatoes are the reason
for the season ♪
558
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,245
♪ They're awful nice and warm
when you're freezin' ♪
559
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,674
♪ Give one to your pal Janet
and one to that guy Steven ♪
560
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,419
♪ Potatoes, they're the food
we can believe in ♪
561
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,849
♪ Wrapped up in foil,
under the tree ♪
562
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,609
♪ A potato for little Timmy ♪
563
00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:21,762
♪ Get your sweetheart
a tuber from the ground ♪
564
00:21:21,856 --> 00:21:23,672
♪ They'll come around ♪
565
00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:25,674
♪ When they see
that Christmas tater mound ♪
566
00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:28,286
♪ Potatoes are the reason
for the season ♪
567
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:31,438
♪ Potatoes, they're
the food you can believe in. ♪
568
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,106
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569
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