1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,728 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,821 --> 00:00:06,005 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,156 --> 00:00:07,322 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:10,234 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:14,996 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,740 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,759 --> 00:00:17,832 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,926 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,688 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,839 --> 00:00:24,172 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,766 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:29,695 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,198 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:36,260 JUDY: Glad we went with this hefty green boy. 16 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:38,612 Yeah. Real trees have curves. 17 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,946 We need the branch strength. 18 00:00:40,099 --> 00:00:42,432 My handmade, nondenominational holiday orbs 19 00:00:42,526 --> 00:00:43,600 are pretty heavy. 20 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:44,710 Physically and emotionally. 21 00:00:44,861 --> 00:00:46,545 I know Christmas is only two days away, 22 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:49,606 but I was just waiting for him to get to 14 feet. 23 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:51,942 The perfect height for human or Christmas tree. 24 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,277 At my current rate of growth, 25 00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:55,370 I'll be 20 feet when I'm 35. 26 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:58,115 Spruce Springsteen is looking very handsome. 27 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,966 Oh, heck yeah. I'd let it happen. 28 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:01,876 -What does that mean? -Come on, Honeybee. 29 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:03,136 This tree is smokin'. 30 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:04,396 When you're right, you're right. 31 00:01:04,548 --> 00:01:06,640 Your gingerbread village is already looking cute. 32 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,049 Do you do this every year, Ham? 33 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,794 Nope. Longtime eater, first-time builder. 34 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:13,054 Every Christmas, the cake lady, which is me, 35 00:01:13,148 --> 00:01:15,240 builds a display for the Maude's All-Day front window. 36 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:17,725 I'm calling this the "It Tastes a Village 37 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:21,805 Lone Moose Christmas Gingerbread Village Ham-stravaganza." 38 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:23,248 I love a long title, 39 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,475 like Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. 40 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:27,327 They could've just called it "Vegetable Diner," 41 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,979 but instead she took it to the limit. 42 00:01:29,072 --> 00:01:31,315 Huh. I must be nervous about making this. 43 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,649 I feel a little dizzy. 44 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:34,259 -Honeybee, may I have a word? -What's up? 45 00:01:34,411 --> 00:01:36,837 Is this a side conversation or a panic room conversation? 46 00:01:36,989 --> 00:01:38,305 I'm not quite panicked yet, 47 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,007 so let's have it just outside the panic room. 48 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,510 Christmas is my favorite holiday. 49 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:45,679 I love everything about it-- the lights, the food, 50 00:01:45,831 --> 00:01:47,998 ignoring the religious part because I'm not religious. 51 00:01:48,091 --> 00:01:52,002 And I pride myself on getting everyone the perfect present. 52 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:54,929 But your brother Jerry, he's a bit of a mystery to me. 53 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,174 I went to all of my favorite stores, 54 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:59,176 and I wound up with this. 55 00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:01,695 (short laugh) Beef, my brother owns four sweatshirts 56 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:03,180 and a desktop computer. 57 00:02:03,273 --> 00:02:04,439 Why would you get him that? 58 00:02:04,533 --> 00:02:06,516 I guess he could use it to break his computer. 59 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,943 (groans) I just don't know what Jerry likes. 60 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:11,521 He's a quiet fellow and I'm a quiet fellow, 61 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,132 so I don't have a lot of information. 62 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:15,192 And you want me to tell you what to get him 63 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,468 so you don't have to get out of your shell 64 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:18,804 -and talk to him more. -Uh... yes. 65 00:02:18,955 --> 00:02:20,305 Beef, take him out to dinner. 66 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,957 Dinner with an adult I don't know that well? 67 00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:25,460 Terrifying, but I'm willing to try it 68 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,147 if it'll help me secure a good gift for Jerry. 69 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:32,058 Tonight, I will invite him to a friendship dinner. 70 00:02:32,211 --> 00:02:34,211 I'll make it steaks so we're chewing a lot 71 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:36,062 and there won't be as much pressure to talk. 72 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,214 There you go. 73 00:02:37,307 --> 00:02:38,657 Diondra Tundra 74 00:02:38,884 --> 00:02:41,809 reporting live. The 12 Days of Lone Moose are well underway. 75 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:45,055 Today featured the fishnog tasting and the lighting of the 76 00:02:45,073 --> 00:02:46,740 womenorah at the feminist bookstore 77 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:48,667 Desperately Reading Susan. 78 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:51,411 And tomorrow, the unveiling of the Gingerbread village 79 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,987 in the window at Maude's All-Day. 80 00:02:53,081 --> 00:02:55,657 -(groans) -Ham, are you feeling okay? 81 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:58,418 (groans) Am I feeling okay? 82 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,846 Yep. Lone Moose is counting on me, 83 00:03:00,997 --> 00:03:02,681 so I have to be feeling okay. 84 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:04,016 Just one quick question: 85 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:07,761 has this kitchen island always been here? 86 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:11,339 -Hi, Beef. -Hello there to you, Jerry. 87 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:13,841 Um, are you just coming from a gig? 88 00:03:13,936 --> 00:03:17,011 Oh, no. I walked, and I wore my costume to keep warm. 89 00:03:17,105 --> 00:03:18,438 You mind if I stash it in your van? 90 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,273 Course, the van's just out front there. 91 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,849 I don't like to wear it while I'm eating. 92 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,535 I learned my lesson at Saucy Wings. 93 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:26,096 The dry cleaning bill was hundreds of dollars. 94 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:27,748 BEEF: Well... 95 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:31,117 -Well. -Well. 96 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:35,196 So... it looks like they have baked potatoes. 97 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:38,199 Or salad for just $5.95. 98 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:40,886 Mmm, this is good soup. 99 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:43,947 And the soup spoons are just the right depth. 100 00:03:43,966 --> 00:03:47,059 I love this table. Nice. 101 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:50,954 So, what do you like to do when you're not Bigfooting? 102 00:03:50,973 --> 00:03:53,623 Well, I usually play computer games with some online friends. 103 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:56,217 And right now we're playing Super Ranch Hands Seven, 104 00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:58,979 and I earned the trust of Alan the pony today. 105 00:03:59,131 --> 00:04:01,240 What are your favorite computer games, Beef? 106 00:04:01,391 --> 00:04:03,242 -Absolutely none. -Oh. Okay. 107 00:04:03,469 --> 00:04:06,078 I tried Minesweeper once, but it was so stressful 108 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:08,488 that I returned the computer to the store. 109 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,566 -I'm more of an outdoor person. -Hmm. 110 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,827 So, Jerry, have you looked around town 111 00:04:13,979 --> 00:04:17,647 at any of Lone Moose's stores for Christmas presents? 112 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:19,316 No, I'm not much of a shopper. 113 00:04:19,334 --> 00:04:22,986 Well, if you were in Fresno for Christmas, wh... 114 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:24,429 Oh, if I was in Fresno for Christmas, 115 00:04:24,656 --> 00:04:26,247 I'd be working the holiday sale at my parents' curtain store 116 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,434 in the morning, and then it'd be time for Christmas dip. 117 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:31,828 -I love dip. What kind... -Hold that thought. 118 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:33,588 We got beef, Beef. 119 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,332 Okay, that part's done. 120 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:38,852 Now I'm just gonna lay on the floor to gather my strength. 121 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,261 Ham, you're burning up. 122 00:04:40,355 --> 00:04:43,949 How could I be burning up if I'm also freezing cold? 123 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,285 Okay, bud, you are definitely sick. 124 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:48,011 Let's get you into that comfy chair. 125 00:04:48,104 --> 00:04:50,847 Oh, but who's gonna complete the gingerbread village? 126 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,349 It won't be Christmas without it. 127 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,701 (gasps) I can just see the children of Lone Moose. 128 00:04:54,853 --> 00:04:58,038 Their faces pressed up against the window, crying. 129 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,782 Their tears freeze their faces to the glass. 130 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,375 And the grizzly bears get word 131 00:05:02,528 --> 00:05:04,469 and go to Maude's and eat all the kids. 132 00:05:04,621 --> 00:05:07,047 Is that what you want for Christmas? Is it? 133 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,366 Ham, you're not making any sense, friend. 134 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:10,867 We'll finish it for you, okay? 135 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,720 Okay. I drew a picture of it. It's pretty self-explanatory. 136 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,465 The recipes for the 78 animals I haven't made yet are on there. 137 00:05:17,559 --> 00:05:19,376 All you have to do is carve them, 138 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:20,968 bake 'em, and decorate them 139 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:23,213 and don't forget to, uh, fram the gum. 140 00:05:23,306 --> 00:05:24,731 Sorry, wha-what's "fram"? 141 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:26,716 You just have to gram the frum da boo ba da... 142 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:28,385 Uh-oh, we're losing him. 143 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:30,812 -(snoring) -Guys, this actually looks really hard. 144 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,072 We'll have to fake it till we bake it. 145 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:33,981 Lone Moose Christmas is counting on us. 146 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,668 Thanks for dinner. I had a good time. 147 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,745 Me too. And thanks for telling me about 148 00:05:38,897 --> 00:05:40,505 that fishing simulator game. 149 00:05:40,657 --> 00:05:42,824 It would be a perfect gift for me, 150 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:47,679 but, uh, what would be a perfect gift for, I don't know, you? 151 00:05:47,831 --> 00:05:49,756 Oh, no, why is the van door open? 152 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:51,758 I swear I remember closing it. 153 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:54,669 No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no! 154 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:56,563 Oh, my Bigfoot costume's gone! 155 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,084 Who would want a Bigfoot costume? 156 00:06:01,086 --> 00:06:02,394 I mean, besides me, 157 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,770 who is Bigfoot at parties for a living. 158 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,106 I'm sorry, Jerry. I invite you to dinner 159 00:06:06,258 --> 00:06:07,440 and now your costume is stolen. 160 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,350 And I have a couple of jobs coming up. 161 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,352 I mean, I can't just show up as myself. 162 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,263 I mean, they'll be like, "Who's this guy?" 163 00:06:13,281 --> 00:06:15,707 Oh, I left my phone inside Bigfoot. 164 00:06:15,934 --> 00:06:17,601 -Beef, can I use yours? -Of course. 165 00:06:17,619 --> 00:06:19,711 It's cracked, but it's got good bones. 166 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:21,195 I can use the Find My Phone app. 167 00:06:21,289 --> 00:06:23,548 My phone can find other phones? 168 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,275 I don't want to owe a machine a favor. 169 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:27,944 -There it is. -Huh. Looks like it's at Winter World. 170 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:29,054 What's Winter World? 171 00:06:29,205 --> 00:06:31,038 The year-round Christmas theme park. 172 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,225 Originally, it was called Water World, 173 00:06:33,376 --> 00:06:35,727 but Kevin Costner sued. So they drained it, 174 00:06:35,879 --> 00:06:37,470 threw in a bunch of Christmas trees with eyeballs, 175 00:06:37,623 --> 00:06:40,047 -and called it Winter World. -Let's go. 176 00:06:40,142 --> 00:06:42,459 -(snoring) -So, we've cooked all the gingerbread sheets. 177 00:06:42,552 --> 00:06:45,311 Now we just have to carve 78 Christmas animals. 178 00:06:45,464 --> 00:06:47,739 Okay, let me take a crack at a salmon. 179 00:06:47,891 --> 00:06:50,075 Oh, no. I think we were supposed to cut them into cookie shapes 180 00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:51,651 before we put them in the oven. 181 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:52,911 Aw, mistleturd! 182 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:54,228 Hey, guys, I did it. 183 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,248 -Amazing. What is it? -It's an otter. 184 00:06:56,399 --> 00:06:58,750 Oh, sure. Yeah, now I see it. It's just upside down. 185 00:06:58,902 --> 00:06:59,918 Mm... No, it's not. 186 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:01,311 Let's all just do the best we can. 187 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:03,163 Everyone choose a shape and go for it. 188 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,498 Great 'tude, my dearly beloved wife dude. 189 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:08,242 This Christmas train is back on track. 190 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,170 (singsongy): Ho, ho! 191 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,413 Sorry, we're closed for a private event. 192 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:14,324 Oh, but something was stolen from me, 193 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,509 and I think someone in your park has it. 194 00:07:16,662 --> 00:07:18,753 My boss will go nuts if I let anyone in, sorry. 195 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,105 You can wait in the parking lot 196 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:21,589 and try to catch people as they leave. 197 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,757 Just brainstorming. 198 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,350 I'm an ideas guy. 199 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,836 Yes, good idea. Come along, Jerry. 200 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:30,173 Normally I wouldn't trespass, but this is an emergency. 201 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:33,285 And I think I know how we can blend in. 202 00:07:34,196 --> 00:07:36,270 Hey, what are you doing over here? 203 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,198 Everyone is supposed to be working the party. 204 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,292 Oh, of course. We're on our way. 205 00:07:40,485 --> 00:07:42,127 Why are you walking toward the penguin pool? 206 00:07:42,354 --> 00:07:44,445 Oh, please don't steal the penguin, guys. 207 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,372 If the penguin gets stolen again this year, 208 00:07:46,525 --> 00:07:47,874 I'm gonna get in big trouble. 209 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,617 Now can you just head to the food court? 210 00:07:49,711 --> 00:07:50,802 This is pretty fun. 211 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:52,471 I've never been undercover before. 212 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:54,380 I just hope we don't get in too deep. 213 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:55,865 Mary Stuart Masterson. 214 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:59,703 What is this? Some sort of bizarro Santa Burning Man? 215 00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:01,538 JERRY: I'm not sure, 216 00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:02,872 but one of these strange St. Nick's 217 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,483 -probably has my phone. -(laughter) 218 00:08:04,710 --> 00:08:06,543 It's way too loud to just call it and try to hear where it is. 219 00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:09,879 I think what we have to do is go person-to-person, 220 00:08:09,898 --> 00:08:11,064 and while we're talking to them, 221 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,716 I'll call the phone and see if we hear a ring. 222 00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:15,902 -Are you talking about mingling? -I-I hate it, too, Beef. 223 00:08:16,054 --> 00:08:20,147 -Ooh, why don't we grab a cup of conversation sauce? -Great idea. 224 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,984 A little alcohol should add some jingle to our mingle. 225 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,837 Gentlemen, a cup of Terry Claus' famous punch? 226 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:27,230 Uh, sure. 227 00:08:27,916 --> 00:08:30,416 Mmm. Lot of brown solid bits in here. 228 00:08:30,569 --> 00:08:32,085 Don't let it faze you, act natural. 229 00:08:32,237 --> 00:08:33,512 -Mmm. -Mmm. 230 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:35,847 All right, we're both afraid to mingle, 231 00:08:36,074 --> 00:08:38,833 but we'll do it together. Safety in numbers. 232 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,577 Well... 233 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:42,929 -Well. -Well. 234 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,841 Uh, are you guys trying to start a conversation or... 235 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,268 Yes. Exactly. 236 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:50,937 Why aren't you guys in your Terry Claus outfits? 237 00:08:51,089 --> 00:08:52,197 Who's Terry Claus? 238 00:08:52,348 --> 00:08:54,758 He's what this party's all about, man. 239 00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:56,276 We throw it every December 23. 240 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:58,245 Terry Claus is the real Santa Claus. 241 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,280 His workshop is right here in our town. 242 00:09:00,432 --> 00:09:02,557 He has a flying moose, a brown animal skin suit, 243 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,859 and his beard is blue because he's cool like that. 244 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,194 Every year we dress as Terry Claus, 245 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,621 we drink his traditional punch, 246 00:09:08,774 --> 00:09:11,775 -and later we go to Claudia's for the orgy. -Okay. 247 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:13,443 (whispers): Call the phone, Jerry, call the phone. 248 00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,945 Oh, I'm starting to feel weird. 249 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,280 How much alcohol is in this? 250 00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:18,756 None. It's drugs. 251 00:09:18,983 --> 00:09:21,117 Oh, uh, great. I love drugs. 252 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,918 Which drugs are in here? 253 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,878 Mushrooms, man. 254 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,122 Uh, okay, great talking with you. 255 00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,715 I have no experience with drugs. 256 00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:29,959 -I'm nervous. -I've never done drugs, either. 257 00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:31,644 But based on a video Honeybee took of me 258 00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:33,479 after I got my wisdom teeth pulled out, 259 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:36,223 -I get pretty weird. -Well, let's not panic. 260 00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:37,801 We got through meeting that stranger together. 261 00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:40,804 We'll get through this psychedelic trip together. 262 00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,247 All right, everybody. Time to kick off 263 00:09:42,474 --> 00:09:44,749 the Lone Moose Terry Claus karaoke competition. 264 00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:48,903 ♪ Terry Claus, Terry Claus ♪ 265 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,981 ♪ He sees you with his thousand eyes ♪ 266 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,151 ♪ His evil moose, Geraldine ♪ 267 00:09:55,170 --> 00:10:00,015 ♪ Pulls him through the deep, black sky. ♪ 268 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,842 Wow. 269 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,919 I know. Wow. 270 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:09,015 I-I feel like there's something we're supposed to be doing. 271 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,850 Yeah, what is our purpose? 272 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,836 No, I mean, I think there's something 273 00:10:12,854 --> 00:10:14,929 we're supposed to be doing at this party. 274 00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:17,949 But all I can picture is, like, a large foot. 275 00:10:18,059 --> 00:10:21,177 (gasps) And it has a face, and it's weeping. 276 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:24,122 Huh. A big... foot. 277 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,683 -Bigfoot! -Oh, right, right. 278 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:29,127 We need to find my costume. We have to call the phone. 279 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,962 Yes, that's what we were doing. 280 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,298 -(phone ringing) -I think I hear it ringing. 281 00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:34,966 It's closer. 282 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:37,969 (chuckles): Look, Jerry, your favorite-- Christmas dip. 283 00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:39,529 Not now, Beef. 284 00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,474 -Hey! -(panting) 285 00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:46,536 (gasps) Potato Patty? 286 00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:47,704 You know this person? 287 00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,722 You got me, Jerry. You got me. 288 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,192 Can I have my beard back now? It's a rental. 289 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,973 Potato Patty? You took my costume? You took my phone? 290 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,159 -It's almost Christmas. -I did. 291 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,386 Why are you calling her Potato Patty? 292 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:06,331 Oh, because she dresses as a potato and holds the sign 293 00:11:06,441 --> 00:11:08,408 outside the Loaded Baked Potato Juice Booth at the mall. 294 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,451 I know that place. I got diarrhea from there. 295 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,153 Yup. Potato juice will do that. 296 00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:13,487 Where's my Bigfoot costume? 297 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,581 I don't have it. Dick Chateau does. 298 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,008 Who's Dick Chateau? 299 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,752 Richard Chateau is the richest person in Lone Moose. 300 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,573 He's a local big game hunter and lives in Chateau Chateau. 301 00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,425 Why would a rich dude want my costume? 302 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,501 And why would you take it for him, Patty? 303 00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:28,761 Eh, I didn't take it. 304 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,337 I just told him it was in the van. 305 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,006 And then I watched him take it. 306 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,416 He let me keep the phone as a tip. 307 00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:35,268 How could you go against the costume code? 308 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,920 We're supposed to look out for one another. 309 00:11:36,938 --> 00:11:38,938 It's easy to believe in the costume code 310 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,182 when you have a great costume like Bigfoot. 311 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:43,459 My costume is awful. 312 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,929 I do remember your potato suit looking like-- 313 00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:47,205 and forgive me-- 314 00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:49,190 an open wound topped with chives and cheese. 315 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:52,860 There's also a really gross translucent sour cream swirl. 316 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,496 Anyway, you'll have to go see him if you want it back. Bye. 317 00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:56,864 Not so fast, Patty. 318 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,718 You're coming with us to help get that costume back. 319 00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:01,386 Fine, but I get to ride shotgun. 320 00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:05,206 Actually, we need you to drive because we both drank mushrooms. 321 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,634 Jerry just now stopped looking like pure energy to me. 322 00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:11,378 Okay, we are well on our way to saving Christmas, 323 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,806 but now we are out of... everything. 324 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,458 So we're gonna have to improvise. 325 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:17,460 We were supposed to do gumdrop rooftops, 326 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:20,739 but what about-- hear me out-- salami shingles? 327 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,131 I have a bunch of bird bones. 328 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,300 We could use those to make the candy cane fences. 329 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:26,060 They're not edible, but they're clean. 330 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,320 And I've got some press-on nails 331 00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,972 that could make for a colorful walkway. 332 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,248 Can I just say, I love Ham's vision, 333 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:33,067 but... we might be improving it. 334 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,401 Oh, it's a glow-up for sure. 335 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,571 JERRY: So, this is Dick Castle's castle? 336 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,315 Dick Chateau's chateau. 337 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:42,318 -Eh, potato, "potahto." -Ugh! I hate that saying. 338 00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:44,078 No one's ever said "potahto," and you know it. 339 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,764 -So, what's the plan here, anyway? -Simple. 340 00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:48,341 We ask Dick for Jerry's costume, and then we leave. 341 00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:50,268 Oh, yeah, I'm sure the rich guy 342 00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:52,345 who paid me to steal a Bigfoot costume 343 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:53,830 is just gonna hand it over to us. 344 00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,348 Hello and welcome to Chateau Chateau. 345 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,925 I'm the butler, Karen Butler. How may I help you? 346 00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:00,945 Hello. We're here to speak with Richard Chateau. 347 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,006 He has my young friend's costume. 348 00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,340 (sighs) Fine. 349 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,766 I'm gonna have you wait in here. 350 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,678 But when I open the door, please don't gasp. 351 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,346 Gasping is my pet peeve. 352 00:13:10,439 --> 00:13:12,532 -(all gasp) -What did I just say? (groans) 353 00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:13,958 I'll go get Mr. Chateau. 354 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:15,960 What is this? 355 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,444 Oh, I remember this costume. 356 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:20,540 He was the party store's discount Barney, named Blarney. 357 00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:23,450 And there's Billy Bratt the Butter Pat from Toast by Jan 358 00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:26,379 and Certifiably Elaine from the notary. 359 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:27,880 I love costumes, 360 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,809 but this collection-- how can I put this-- 361 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:32,477 -feels psychotic. -CHATEAU: Thank you. 362 00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:35,296 -(groups gasps) -Guys, again, the gasps. 363 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,208 Well, hello there "Potahto" Patty and friends. 364 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,468 -Does he have a British accent? -Indeed. 365 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,654 Is he British? 366 00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,322 No, he's originally from Seward. 367 00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:47,567 Is this a costume? Hmm. It's very lifelike. 368 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,661 Um, no. I'm a human man. 369 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,162 I'll take your word for it. 370 00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:52,831 What is it that brings you to the chateau 371 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:54,499 this holiday afore night? 372 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,318 You have something of mine. My Bigfoot costume. 373 00:13:57,412 --> 00:14:00,171 Ah, yes. I finally bagged my white whale. 374 00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:02,823 -Why do you steal costumes? -For the hunt. 375 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,327 -Allow me to explain myself at length. -Oh, boy. 376 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,072 I was once an actual big game hunter. 377 00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:10,348 I traveled all over Alaska, 378 00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,258 killing some of its most beautiful animals. 379 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,576 Then Game Warden Burt said 380 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,912 I'm no longer legally allowed to hunt 381 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:18,022 just because I was shooting endangered species. 382 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:21,175 I was so bored, I barely had any blood on my hands. 383 00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:23,252 It was terrible. Then one day, 384 00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:26,680 I spotted the mascot for the Polar Bear panini shop. 385 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,092 Sure, he makes no sense-- Why would a polar bear make 386 00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,517 a hot sandwich? 387 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:32,095 To stay warm or to eat it. 388 00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:33,613 Please do not respond to my musings. 389 00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:37,934 I saw that enormous, gorgeous white-hot sandwich bear. 390 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,377 I had to have him. 391 00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:41,528 The bear's human inhabitant stored the costume 392 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,548 in an unlocked shed. I nabbed it, 393 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,533 and suddenly I felt like Dick Chateau again. 394 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,278 And I've been collecting ever since. 395 00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:52,206 But you-- your costume is always locked away 396 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,283 or upon your person. 397 00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:55,801 But tonight... (clicks tongue) 398 00:14:55,954 --> 00:14:59,455 you let your guard down and left it in an unlocked van. 399 00:14:59,474 --> 00:15:01,733 Oh, no, I did leave the van unlocked. 400 00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:05,144 I guess I was distracted. I was nervous about our dinner. 401 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,463 You were nervous about having dinner with me? 402 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,648 I'm just Beef. 403 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,224 But to be honest, I was pretty nervous, too. 404 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,743 Oh. Well, I understand. 405 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:15,304 I'm pretty shy and a one-on-one dinner was a lot of pressure, 406 00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:17,473 -but I think... -Hey, shy boys. 407 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:18,641 Dick Chateau talking. 408 00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:21,235 We just need to get Jerry's costume back. 409 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,812 -We're willing to pay you any... -No. 410 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:26,090 This was my Christmas gift to myself. The perfect present. 411 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,442 The perfect present can't be 412 00:15:27,444 --> 00:15:29,427 something you stole from someone else. 413 00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,745 It has to be a carefully curated choice, 414 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,673 made to make someone else very happy 415 00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:35,324 for just a brief shining moment. 416 00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,826 It doesn't have to be expensive. 417 00:15:36,844 --> 00:15:40,663 It just has to say, "Hey, man, I see you and I get you." 418 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:43,015 It's the frigging spirit of frigging Christmas. 419 00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,517 Sorry, could you repeat that? 420 00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:45,926 -I dozed off. -Damn it. 421 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,928 Look, is there anything we can offer you? 422 00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:48,929 Some kind of trade? 423 00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,339 Hmm. A trade. 424 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,024 Perhaps I could give back the costume 425 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,344 in exchange for you indulging in the Moltening. 426 00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:58,272 -Get the Moltening sacks. -BEEF: Moltening sack? 427 00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:00,533 You all wear costumes on the outside. 428 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,445 What if you knew what your costumes were on the inside? 429 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:06,447 Are you gonna perform surgery on us? 430 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,967 No. Although that's a fun idea. 431 00:16:09,194 --> 00:16:10,802 Stop talking. 432 00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,137 Oh, no, he's gonna put us in bags. 433 00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:14,806 Yes, but not in a bad way. 434 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:17,141 Step one, you will don this nude hosiery. 435 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,460 Step two, I will cover you in glue. 436 00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:21,762 Step three, you will enter these burlap sacks 437 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,632 filled with feathers, glitter, googly eyes and paint. 438 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,486 My butler will then tie them shut around your neck, 439 00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:32,215 and you will have to wriggle your way out of the cocoon 440 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,250 and emerge in your true form. 441 00:16:34,252 --> 00:16:36,235 Then, you shall remove that costume, 442 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,903 and I will hang it upon my wall. 443 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,497 A one of a kind treasure 444 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:43,317 that no other costume hunter in the world owns. 445 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,062 There are no other costume hunters in the world. 446 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,580 Beef, we don't have to do this. 447 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,081 We've come so far tonight. 448 00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:52,068 We had dinner together. We snuck into an amusement park. 449 00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:55,404 We drank drugs for the first and last time 450 00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,348 because I did not enjoy it. We mingled. 451 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,924 And you know what? I had fun. 452 00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,185 I say we push ourselves one more time, 453 00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:04,171 get in these bags, and get your costume back. 454 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,748 Are you sure you're not still high? 455 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,674 Oh, I am definitely still high. 456 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,694 But I also believe in what I'm saying. 457 00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:11,571 All right then. Let's molt. 458 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,702 Well, have fun moltening. I'll see you in several days. 459 00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,595 Days? But we'll miss Christmas. 460 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,431 (scoffs) The elephant seal takes 30 days to molt. 461 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,934 -Consider yourselves lucky. -(door closes) 462 00:17:24,952 --> 00:17:28,212 You guys, uh, want to play a guessing game or something? 463 00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:31,440 Hey, I'm thinking of a number between one and one billion. 464 00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:34,944 -Jerry, take a guess. -I don't know. 12? 465 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:36,112 Right. Huh. 466 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,130 What should we do now? 467 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,615 (grunts) Boy, this is tight. 468 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,709 Now I understand why mummies are mad all the time. 469 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,136 We have got to get out of here. 470 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,213 We can't miss Christmas with the family. 471 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,792 Yeah, I'm also very worried that gentleman will kill us. 472 00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:52,144 -(sobbing) -What's wrong? 473 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,221 Other than being trapped in a sack. 474 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,798 I just feel terrible. 475 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:59,059 I tried to act like it was okay before, but it's not okay. 476 00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:00,636 I broke the costume code 477 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,247 because Dick Chateau offered me 40 bucks. 478 00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:06,492 -40 bucks? -And a two liter of Pepsi. 479 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:07,901 Have you had a Pepsi? 480 00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,312 It's so good. 481 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:12,815 I'm sorry. I... I'm stupid and I'm a potato. 482 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,651 (sighs) You're not stupid, Patty. 483 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,153 And you're not really a potato. 484 00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:18,412 I want to make it up to you guys. 485 00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:20,747 I think we can escape and find the costume. 486 00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:23,750 Follow me. Quietly. (grunts) 487 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,328 -(grunting) -I can actually 488 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,804 open the door with my mouth. My old potato outfit 489 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:31,258 didn't allow arm movement, so I got pretty good at it. 490 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,113 I can also open the door to my Corolla with my chin. 491 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:36,989 (all grunting) 492 00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:40,176 Okay, guys, look out. Stairs. 493 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:43,512 -We just have to go for it-it-it-it-it... -(grunting) 494 00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:46,015 Oh. I could have just untied these with my mouth. 495 00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,459 (chuckles) But the stairs were fun, right? 496 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,128 Open the bags, Patty. 497 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:52,613 There she is! 498 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,873 You guys escaping? 499 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,115 -No. -Calm down. 500 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,542 I'll help you. It's Christmas, 501 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,878 and you're the nicest captives we've ever had. 502 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:02,289 -(bell chimes) -CHATEAU: Butler, I'm coming down for my bedtime fruits. 503 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,867 -Hurry, go. -Thank you! 504 00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:05,977 (panting) 505 00:19:06,204 --> 00:19:07,461 Oh, my God, it's freezing. 506 00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:10,148 I haven't been this cold since my last Christmas dip. 507 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,983 Why would Christmas dip make you cold? 508 00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:14,393 "Christmas dip" is when me and my dad take a dip 509 00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:16,061 in the Pacific Ocean on Christmas. 510 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,047 Crazy cold but also crazy fun. 511 00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:20,549 I'm pretty bummed that I can't do it this year. 512 00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:22,735 -(sobbing) -Now what's wrong? 513 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:26,313 I'm just sad you can't do your Christmas dip with your dad. 514 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:28,148 CHATEAU: Come back, my beauties! 515 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,241 -(gunshot) -Is he shooting at us? 516 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,501 -JERRY: I told you. -Go! Move! 517 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,578 -Go, go, go, go! -Drive, drive, drive, drive! 518 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,397 JERRY: Hey, look, it's after midnight. 519 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:37,592 Merry Christmas Eve, everybody. 520 00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:41,904 (gasps) They did it! Wow. 521 00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,739 I can't believe they were able to... 522 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:44,757 Oh, no. 523 00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,909 -Are those pepperonis? -Yep. 524 00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:50,262 -(yawning) -You're looking at a Christmas miracle, bud. 525 00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:51,672 Oh. Hmm. 526 00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,249 Now, can anyone walk me through 527 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:54,859 why half of this village is burned down 528 00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:56,176 while the other half is wet? 529 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:58,270 Yes, we decided to make the womenorah 530 00:19:58,423 --> 00:19:59,846 and tried to light it, but that started a fire. 531 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:03,016 And Honeybee bravely put it out, but it flooded half the village. 532 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,595 Wow. It's all so beautiful. 533 00:20:06,614 --> 00:20:08,706 Yeah, I could never part with this. 534 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,449 I'm gonna quickly make another one, 535 00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:14,712 and we can just keep this beautiful treasure for us. 536 00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:16,439 So, we can eat this one? Mmm. Mmm. 537 00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,050 Hey, who's idea was it to cut up the kitchen sponge? 538 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,777 Because it's not bad. 539 00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,679 ♪ ♪ 540 00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:26,540 Here you go, Jerry. 541 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,677 A wetsuit. (gasps) Is this for... 542 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,229 Yes, a Christmas dip. 543 00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:33,622 Well, thanks, Beef. It's perfect. 544 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:34,899 A carefully chosen gift 545 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,235 to give me moment of perfect happiness. 546 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,570 -You nailed it. -Thank God I didn't hammer it. 547 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:42,631 I say that because I originally bought you a hammer. 548 00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:45,892 Oh, yeah, that would've been a real bad gift. 549 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,078 Merry Christmas, friend. 550 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,062 And to you, pal. 551 00:20:49,156 --> 00:20:51,415 One, two, three! 552 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,567 (whooping, shivering) 553 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,901 Aah! This was a mistake! 554 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,254 This wetsuit is doing nothing! Get out! 555 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:57,255 Here I come! 556 00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,482 -Wolf, no! -Christmas dip! (laughs) 557 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,242 ♪ Potatoes are the reason for the season ♪ 558 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,245 ♪ They're awful nice and warm when you're freezin' ♪ 559 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,674 ♪ Give one to your pal Janet and one to that guy Steven ♪ 560 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,419 ♪ Potatoes, they're the food we can believe in ♪ 561 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,849 ♪ Wrapped up in foil, under the tree ♪ 562 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,609 ♪ A potato for little Timmy ♪ 563 00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:21,762 ♪ Get your sweetheart a tuber from the ground ♪ 564 00:21:21,856 --> 00:21:23,672 ♪ They'll come around ♪ 565 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:25,674 ♪ When they see that Christmas tater mound ♪ 566 00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:28,286 ♪ Potatoes are the reason for the season ♪ 567 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:31,438 ♪ Potatoes, they're the food you can believe in. ♪ 568 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,106 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 569 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,959 and TOYOTA.