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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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JUDY: Alanis,
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good morning.
How are you?
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I'm good. Just finished
an appointment with my dentist.
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I'm my dentist's therapist.
It's a long story.
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Well, I'm glad
you're here tonight
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because I'm throwing
one of my world-famous parties,
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and you know how those get.
(chuckles)
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The time on the invitation says
"until question mark,"
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uh, for a reason.
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(both howl)
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Your parties really are
something else.
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Like your Margot Martindale
appreciation party
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where you taught your guests
how to craft
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artisanal virgin
Margot Martin-tinis.
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And don't forget
my truffle pigs party.
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It was not easy burying 400
fake truffles in my backyard,
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but it was worth it to see
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everyone's painted pink faces
light up
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when they found them.
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And this evening
will mark the zenith
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of an epic
party-throwing career,
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for tonight I throw a...
(gasps) murder mystery party.
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-(howls)
-You said it.
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Okay, well, I got to go put
some more feathers in my cap,
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literally, because I made
a period-accurate hat
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that's really gonna take tonight
to the next level.
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Yup. Nothing gets a party
started like an old hat.
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(both howl)
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Okay, so you're
covering appetizers,
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and for the main dish
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I'm ordering a pizza
from DeGigantico's.
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Everyone loves it because...
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BOTH:
It's-a too-a big-a!
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(ding)
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What?
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Oh, nothing, it's just Stacie B.
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Ah, my old frenemy who is now
too popular for yours Jude-ly.
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(lofty accent):
What doth she text?
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Ugh, it's a beer glass emoji
and a puking face,
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aka an invite
for her dumb party tonight.
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But I'm having a party tonight.
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Wait, does
Stacie B's invite mean
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that she's going
to have alcohol?
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-And puking?
-I wouldn't worry.
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Her last party was,
like, whatever.
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You went to her last party?
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Yeah, when you and your dad
went ice climbing.
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It wasn't even fun.
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Stacie B wouldn't let anyone use
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the decorative towels
in the bathroom,
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so we were all just
walking around with wet hands.
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Cool.
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Oh, what's wrong? Did you fart?
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Should I create a distraction?
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No, it's just,
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is it weird you didn't
tell me that you went?
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Well, I know
you don't like her, and...
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Wait, are you texting her back?
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No, I'm texting my mom.
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She's asking me
where I put the sour cream.
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She's making smoked salmon
spread for your party
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because, well, I was gonna
surprise you tonight,
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but I got this chamber pot
on eBay
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that's perfect to put dip in.
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Salmon spread in an old toilet
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is exactly the vibe
this party needs.
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(Judy groans)
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(gasps)
What is it, Judy?
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Are your stocks
not performing well?
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No, Stacie B's parents
are out of town,
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and everyone's going over there,
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and four people
have bailed on my party.
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I heard last time
Stacie B had a party,
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some people found her dad's
erotic coaster collection
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he bought in Amsterdam.
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Sounds like a nightmare.
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Well, Crispin and I will be
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at your murder mystery party
with birds on.
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I think it's actually bells.
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Okay, but the bells
might startle the birds.
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(groans) What am I gonna do
about the four noes?
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Moon?
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Yes, Judith?
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I know that you and your friends
were going to be here
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doing your role-playing game
tonight...
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Lizards in the Library.
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Right. Do you think you could
convince Henry, Russell,
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and Debbie to, as they say,
revel in the salon?
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Fine, but only if you'll play
with us next week.
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We'll be down one
because Debbie's going
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to ice-skating junior nationals.
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She didn't qualify,
but she's gonna go anyway
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to throw stuff
at the people who did.
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-(phone dings)
-Oh, no, no one else can cancel.
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Oh, phew, it's just spam
asking if I want to meet
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"big-boobied singles
in my area."
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"Maybe some other... time."
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(knocking)
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Oh, hello, Alyson.
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Oh, hello, Beef.
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Just dropping by these props
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for Judy's big shindig tonight.
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You guys are gonna have fun.
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(laughs):
Oh, not me.
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I have strict instructions
to stay out,
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so I've made a date
to watch a movie
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in the guesthouse
with Wolf and Honeybee.
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Fun!
What time should I get there?
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-What?
-What time should
I arrive for our date?
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No, when I said "date..."
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8:00?
I might be a little late.
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I'm helping a friend
wash a bunch of dogs,
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so, sorry if I arrive wet.
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Oh, boy.
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I accidentally invited Alyson
to hang out with us tonight,
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and she thinks
it's a duh... a duh...
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Dude ranch?
Dealer's choice?
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(gasps)
Dinosaur-themed restaurant?
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A date!
Oh, God.
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Wait, isn't that a good thing?
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You two seem to have
a little spark.
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I can't tell.
Maybe she likes me a little,
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or maybe I'm just her plaything.
Either way, when she's around,
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it's like I'm floating
outside of my body
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and I'm also floating
outside of that body
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that's floating
outside of the original body.
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Beef, you're overwhelmed,
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so let's make
the atmosphere of the date
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as unsexy as possible.
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Great idea. We'll turn
the lights all the way up,
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and for snacks we've got
some dried-out deli slices
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and the veggies from the back
of the fridge. They've turned.
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Perfect. And we'll play a really
non-sensual game, like Jenga.
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Okay, and I will just
hang on for dear life.
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KIMA:
Good news.
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The delivery girl was pulling up
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right when I got here.
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Oh, and I brought
this chamber pot
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of salmon dip and fry bread
my mom made.
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Where should I put it?
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Just over there.
Oh, no, maybe put it over there?
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Aah! I don't know. I'm freaking
out about this party!
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Are you kidding?
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This is gonna be
the best historical party ever.
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People are gonna be like,
"Great Gatsby?
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More like Gross Bad-sby."
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(British accent):
Welcome, everybody,
to Goosey Gables!
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But where is
the lady of the manor?
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JUDY (British accent):
Oh!
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I forgot I was having
a fête ce soir!
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(laughs)
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Judy, just so I can plan out
my night,
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how long does this game take?
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John.
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(regular voice):
Well, it says "hours of fun"
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on the box, but we could...
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Wait, why?
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Are you going to Stacie B's?
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What? No.
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-I mean, we aren't going now.
-"We"?
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You know watching people vomit
is an interest of mine.
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Guys, let's just focus on this
party and how fun it is, okay?
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Judy, you were saying?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, we can just skip over
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the scripted
cocktail party banter, then.
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It says here the first step is,
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we go around
and introduce our characters.
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Ham, you start.
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(giggles) I'm Abby Sinthe,
a party girl with a dark secret.
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My catchphrase is
"I'll try anything twice."
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Hello, Abby.
Who's next?
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I'll go.
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(stilted):
We are the circus freaks,
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brought to entertain
you upper-class scum.
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We may be from the circus,
but we ain't a bunch of clowns.
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Okay, it's my turn.
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(with accent):
'Ello, I'm a washer wench
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named Sally Potatoes.
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(regular voice):
Okay, I should have
a bigger role.
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I have a second cousin
who actually murdered someone,
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not to mention
a natural poetry to my speech.
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(clears throat)
I'll go next.
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I'm Ty T. Wad,
a dangerously frugal butler.
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And when it's time,
I will reveal
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that I am, in fact,
the murderer.
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-Gill!
-Gill.
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What? Oh.
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You just... you just...
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You ruined the whole game!
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Well, okay, I guess that's that.
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The game's over.
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Have fun at Stacie B's.
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Great party, Judy.
Sorry it was terrible.
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Guys, maybe take some pizza
because it's-a too-a big.
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(all scream)
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GILL:
That's not pizza!
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Anyone want a slice
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of giant underwear
with skid marks?!
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I'll try anything twice.
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GILL:
My God, what kind of monster
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would do something like this?
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KIMA:
There's a note.
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-Judy, grab it.
-(gasps) You're right.
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That handwriting
looks just like mine.
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We're definitely
dealing with a psychopath.
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"You thought you'd have
a big, fun party,
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"but things just got
a little sharty.
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"I've taken your hot n' cheesy
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"and left these drawers
to make you queasy.
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"Don't bother trying
to pin me down.
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I can't get caught,
I'm not a clown."
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It says it's not a clown?
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Easy.
That means it is a clown.
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One of the circus freaks.
Boom.
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Oh, wait, that's me.
Not guilty.
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If I wanted to show you guys
my underwear with poop in it,
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I'd just do it.
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Well, I'll tell you one thing--
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no one's going anywhere
until we find out
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who took our pizza and left us
with this extra large mystery.
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Uh, yeah, you would literally
have to drag me out of here.
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Oh. So you guys aren't
going to Stacie B's anymore?
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Now? Judy, we're being targeted
by a creepy underpants maniac.
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This is all I've ever wanted.
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I'm scared.
Ham, please place your hand
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on my shoulder comfortingly.
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-(thunderclap)
-(gasping)
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Oh, sorry. That's
the text notification sound
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when my mom texts.
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She wants to know
if I took my gummy vitamin.
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-(thunderclap)
-And she asked
if everyone was being nice.
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Aw. Yes!
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HONEYBEE:
Okay, we've got
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bright light, gross meat,
249
00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:36,330
a single bowl of oatmeal,
for some reason.
250
00:08:36,424 --> 00:08:38,350
It's unsexy and confusing.
251
00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,668
-We did an amazing job.
-(knocking)
252
00:08:41,504 --> 00:08:43,246
Who ordered a pair
of giant jugs?
253
00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,415
-Oh, God.
-I brought chocolate milk.
254
00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,433
Yeah!
Let's get this party started!
255
00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,935
(groans)
256
00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,530
All right, so I was supposed to
be the investigator in the game,
257
00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:54,181
but I guess I'll just walk us
through the steps instead.
258
00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:57,277
Step one is identify
any possible suspects.
259
00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:59,445
I know. Maybe it was the people
at the pizza place.
260
00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:02,115
Maybe there's a crazy giant
who works there,
261
00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:04,617
pooping and not wiping
262
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,545
and then putting his underwear--
263
00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:08,288
or hers-- in boxes.
264
00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,381
Let's call.
265
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,940
-(phone rings)
-CJ: Thanks for calling
266
00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:13,051
DeGigantico's Pizza.
It's-a too-a big!
267
00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:14,719
Uh-huh. One sec.
268
00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:17,055
Amelia, did you take the pizza
out by Aspen Road?
269
00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,706
Does anyone else work here, Mom?
270
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,966
Well, they want to know,
did you take out the pizza
271
00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:21,893
and leave a big pair
of underwear in the box?
272
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,211
Nope. Just a regular
a-too big-a pizza.
273
00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:26,565
No, my daughter says she didn't
leave a big pair of underwear
274
00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,567
in the box, just a regular
a-too big-a pizza.
275
00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,384
But since you say
you didn't get your pizza,
276
00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:32,070
we'll get a new one to you
in 30 minutes.
277
00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:33,888
It's-a bye-bye!
278
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,481
Well, I guess it wasn't them.
279
00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,224
That checks out.
When I carried it in,
280
00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:38,802
it was heavy, like pizza,
281
00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:39,819
not light, like underwear.
282
00:09:39,971 --> 00:09:41,487
And you can see
the grease stains.
283
00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,156
The pizza was in here.
284
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,642
So if it wasn't
the pizza ladies,
285
00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:47,644
you know what that means.
286
00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:49,254
It's definitely one of us.
287
00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,147
This has Debbie
written all over it.
288
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,575
-Ugh.
-Just this morning, she
called me a smelly skid mark.
289
00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:55,927
-Me too.
-And me.
290
00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:56,911
Which I loved.
291
00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,597
Makes sense.
She's escalating.
292
00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,098
Like a serial killer.
293
00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:02,508
I called you all skid marks
because that's what you are.
294
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,085
I mean, look at your faces.
295
00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,829
Skid mark, skid mark, skid mark.
296
00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,273
I don't make the news about
your faces-- I just report it.
297
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:11,443
Stop! We're not getting anywhere
accusing each other like this.
298
00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:13,186
We need to move on
to the next step,
299
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,762
examining the physical evidence.
300
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,281
We've already looked at the box.
301
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,508
Now it's time to take a look
at everyone's underwear.
302
00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:20,267
I'm just gonna tell you
right now,
303
00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,694
mine is a neck-to-ankle
Richie Rich onesie
304
00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:23,771
and I refuse to be ashamed.
305
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,956
ALYSON:
You know,
306
00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,042
the steadiest part of the
human body is the mouth.
307
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,628
My God.
308
00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:31,037
Say your farewells.
309
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,631
Your dad might die tonight.
310
00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:35,467
Ooh. Maybe I'll try one
of these... vegetables.
311
00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:38,878
Oh, no. Did I leave a whole
zucchini on that platter?
312
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,030
(chewing sounds)
313
00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:42,123
Weird.
314
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,033
But not sexual.
315
00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:45,368
-Oh, my.
-Oh, no.
316
00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:47,370
-It's working on him.
-Ooh!
317
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,481
Deli meat! I like
to bite a hole out of the center
318
00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,724
of the deli slice
and lick around the edges.
319
00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:53,801
It's where the good salt is.
Mmm.
320
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,636
-(chewing sounds)
-Oh, Lord.
321
00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,897
Excuse me for one moment.
322
00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,699
(laughing)
323
00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,053
(muffled groaning)
324
00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:05,555
Okay. So,
325
00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:07,407
anything and everything
she's doing is working on you.
326
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,150
But you can still
turn this around.
327
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,484
When you go back in there,
328
00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,912
bring up the least sexy thing
you can think of.
329
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,080
I guess I could try.
330
00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,748
What if I asked her
if she'd like to whittle
331
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,342
some hardwood sometime?
332
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,844
-Beef, no.
-Yep, I'll think
of something else.
333
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:22,906
Underwear on.
Check, check.
334
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,516
Russell.
Underwear, please.
335
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:25,909
Oh.
No, thank you.
336
00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:27,410
Russell, we all
showed our underwear,
337
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,354
and I accidentally showed
the top of my butt crack.
338
00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,081
-For compliments.
-Well, it was very long.
339
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,249
Oh, thank you, sweetie.
340
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,767
Okay, okay, fine.
You got me.
341
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,177
I'm not wearing underwear!
342
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,012
I have a clinically
claustrophobic wiener!
343
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,513
It's diagnosed!
344
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,091
Guys, Russell is too much of a--
how do I put this kindly--
345
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,776
a doof to pull this off.
346
00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:45,428
(sighs)
Thank you, Henry.
347
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,447
Well, who did it then?
We're getting nowhere.
348
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,282
-(doorbell rings)
-(gasping)
-Oh, God.
349
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,026
Oh, right.
(chuckles) The new pizza.
350
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,454
Uh, my mom said
you had underwear in your pizza,
351
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,197
so we, like,
legally had to replace it.
352
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,291
But this time
I'm opening it in front of you
353
00:11:58,443 --> 00:12:00,109
and showing you that it's pizza
354
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:01,444
and walking it all the way in,
355
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,204
'cause I'm not driving here
again.
356
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,872
Wait, aren't you in our grade?
357
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,725
Yeah. Amelia.
I just started.
358
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,209
My mom used to homeschool me
359
00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,969
because she didn't want me
around so many white kids.
360
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,546
But then we got to
the trigonometric ratios chapter
361
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,732
in algebra and she said,
362
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,216
"You know what?
I don't need this."
363
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,643
-(gasping, screaming)
-BETHANY: Now we're talkin'.
364
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,737
HENRY:
Aah! More underwear!
365
00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,146
RUSSELL:
Aah! The pizza!
366
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,490
-(gasps) Pepper-oh-no-ni.
-We're all gonna die!
367
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,137
Okay, what in the hell
is going on here?
368
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,897
Someone at this party
369
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,566
has kidnapped
and/or destroyed two pizzas
370
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:36,904
and presented us with two pairs
of defecated drawers.
371
00:12:36,998 --> 00:12:38,572
Okay, wait, did somebody
bring two pairs
372
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,167
of poop underwear with them or
did they poop during the party?
373
00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:42,668
And which is more diabolical?
374
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,247
Uh, idea-- would you want
to stay and be our investigator?
375
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,267
You're not a suspect and you're
obviously amazing at questions.
376
00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,494
Oh, absolutely. I could use
a little break from my mom.
377
00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,663
I love her, but,
whenever she eats, she says...
378
00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:55,515
(Scottish accent):
"Get in ma belly" first.
379
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,590
I've had enough.
380
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,758
Okay.
Well, then...
381
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,611
(Scottish accent):
get in ma party!
382
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,762
I feel like you didn't
hear a word I just said.
383
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,339
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
384
00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:04,857
So we can backtrack to the step
385
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,509
where the detective
interrogates suspects.
386
00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,435
-Sure.
-If you want,
I could be your partner.
387
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,179
No, thank you.
I work alone.
388
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,198
-Oh, she's good.
-Trying to flatter me, huh?
389
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,309
I'll talk to you first.
390
00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,019
I've only known you
for 13 minutes,
391
00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:18,354
but I've gathered
that you love drama.
392
00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,689
Enough to create some
of your own?
393
00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:20,799
(gasps)
How dare you.
394
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,616
Shove me up against a wall.
Shove me!
395
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,285
I know it was you.
You're obsessed with underwear.
396
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,029
You think poop is hilarious.
397
00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:27,363
Yeah.
You know who else does?
398
00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:29,048
A little lady named America.
399
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,476
You think I wanted big undies
at my party?!
400
00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:32,702
Well, I didn't.
401
00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,037
How do you explain this?
402
00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:36,372
Oh, this is a letter
I wrote to my dad
403
00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,983
for Father's Day telling him
I think he's doing a great job.
404
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,377
Well, I found it on the fridge,
and it's very nice.
405
00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,378
Confess!
406
00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:43,470
I never ate my twin in the womb
407
00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,214
like I've been claiming
my whole life.
408
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:48,384
She just disappeared,
and I miss her every damn day.
409
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:49,886
I downloaded Nights in Rodanthe
410
00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:51,312
when my parents
went out one night.
411
00:13:51,406 --> 00:13:52,980
I've seen things
you wouldn't believe.
412
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,316
I'm just very content
in my life right now.
413
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,576
I feel like
I'm making great choices.
414
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,578
Why would you want
to ruin Judy's party?
415
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,246
I wouldn't!
She's my best friend for life.
416
00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:03,007
I'd rather cut off my own butt
than ruin her party,
417
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,509
and I love my butt.
418
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:05,844
Oh, I wish I did this.
419
00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:07,737
It's the only good thing
I've ever seen.
420
00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:09,681
Okay! Once a month,
I take a sip of my mom's perfume
421
00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,350
and then fill it with water
so she doesn't notice!
422
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,577
-Is that all?
-Yes. Wait, no.
423
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:17,522
I didn't invent iced tea.
I just really like it.
424
00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:18,857
I've heard enough.
425
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,917
Honestly, I find it just as fun
426
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,527
to put Jenga away
as it is to play it.
427
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,604
I wonder why they never talk
about that in the commercials.
428
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,032
Speaking of commercials, there
was one for chicken breasts...
429
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,868
Permafrost! Um...
430
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:33,371
Anyone here interested
in... permafrost?
431
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,099
Oh, yes.
Isn't it just amazing?
432
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,709
Did you know
permafrost can go as deep
433
00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,769
as two miles into the Earth?
434
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,863
I didn't. Why are you
so interested in permafrost?
435
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,198
Oh. It's dumb.
436
00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:46,109
It is certainly not dumb.
437
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,568
-It's un-dumb.
-I just...
438
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,779
I find it fascinating
that way down in the Earth
439
00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:50,963
are these plants.
440
00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:52,949
I mean, they're still alive,
just, you know,
441
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,800
waiting to be discovered
and thawed out.
442
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,543
And, whenever I feel depressed,
443
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,712
I just think
about those little plants,
444
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,064
and it cheers me up to know
445
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,549
there's all this living stuff
underneath us,
446
00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:04,627
just waiting to bloom.
447
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:06,404
I've never thought of it
like that.
448
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:09,223
So, should we watch some
old Arsenio Hall tapes or...
449
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,058
Sweetheart, shut the hell up.
450
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,726
Roger that.
451
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,912
All right.
452
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,896
-I'm ready to solve the mystery.
-Wait, wait, wait!
453
00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,657
While you were doing
the interrogations,
454
00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:20,234
I looked in both pizza boxes
again for clues
455
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,661
and I found kitty litter.
456
00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:25,331
I think somebody made
those skid marks with cat poop.
457
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,651
Aw.
(singsongy): Who here has a cat?
458
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:29,928
(gasps)
Gill.
459
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:31,487
Gill has a cat.
460
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,005
(breathy chuckling)
461
00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:34,991
Oh. Do I?
462
00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:35,992
Do I?!
463
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,102
(cackling)
464
00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,940
Oh, my God.
A Ziploc of cat turds?
465
00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,499
So you did it?
466
00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:45,351
Yeah.
I did it.
467
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,352
But why?
468
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,594
Why? Why?
469
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,948
Because I go
to a million parties, Judy.
470
00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:52,599
-A million?
-And nobody even knows
I'm there.
471
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,177
No one remembers me.
472
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:56,862
But, tonight, I made my mark.
473
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,181
My skid mark.
474
00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,199
-How did you do it?
-Like I just said--
475
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,276
people rarely know
I'm even there.
476
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,111
So when the first pizza arrived,
477
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,297
I just walked over, took it out
478
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:09,408
and put a pair of my
Grammy Beavers' underwear in it,
479
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,970
which I pre-skid-marked
with cat poop.
480
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,138
But, Gill, you've always
had a big crush on Judy.
481
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,640
Why would you ruin her party?
482
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,125
I guess I'm just a bad boy.
483
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,644
The kind that Judy likes.
484
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:20,979
-Nope.
-What?
485
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,981
I said nope.
I'll tell you what's cat poop--
486
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,207
this confession.
487
00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:25,725
And the cat poop...
488
00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,376
(gasping, groaning)
489
00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,061
-Oh, my God!
-No!
-...is delicious.
490
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,804
-What?
-Huh?
-Because it's chocolate.
491
00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:32,639
And the fact that
Gill has a crush on Judy
492
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,159
was the final clue I needed
to find the real culprit.
493
00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:37,311
It wasn't you, Gill.
It was Kima.
494
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,238
-(thunderclap)
-Huh?
495
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:42,083
Sorry. Mom again. Making sure
I put in my retainer.
496
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:47,730
But, Kima, why?
497
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:51,217
How? You-you wanted
to ruin my party?
498
00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:55,179
Uh-uh. She did it because
she wanted to save your party.
499
00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:56,239
Oh.
500
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,349
I... get it... now.
501
00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,925
It's okay
if you don't get it, baby.
502
00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:02,245
Okay. Well, then
I do not get it now.
503
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:05,081
Amelia's right. The inspiration
hit at school this morning.
504
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,525
I saw your face when you heard
about Stacie B's party.
505
00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:09,769
You were worried,
and you had reason to be.
506
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,420
I love your parties, Judy.
507
00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,606
Like the party
where you gave us three hours
508
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:14,774
to make our own newspaper.
509
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,035
Super stressful but super fun.
510
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,686
But we're getting older, and now
the parties kids want to go to
511
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,781
are basically just drinking
and making out.
512
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,709
So, I wanted tonight
to be unforgettable.
513
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,544
In the hallway,
I told you I texted my mom,
514
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:29,772
but, really, I texted Gill
and asked if he wanted to help.
515
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,624
He texted back 45 heart emojis.
516
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,942
We were in business.
517
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,443
I met Gill out front. He gave me
518
00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:36,203
the underwear.
I gave him the chocolate turds.
519
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:39,282
We made some marks. Then I put
the turds in my pocket.
520
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,300
KIMA:
Then we stashed the pizza
in Gill's car
521
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,135
and put the underwear
and the note in the box.
522
00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:45,805
And then Gill cleverly outed
himself as the murderer,
523
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:48,307
ruining the murder mystery
but starting the real party.
524
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,294
I am, in fact, the murderer.
525
00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:52,478
But what about
the second underwear?
526
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,146
We weren't planning on
a second pizza,
527
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,556
so we had to improvise.
528
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,908
And as luck would have it,
529
00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,651
I had a second pair of undies
in my backpack,
530
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,985
because I love my Grammy Beavers
531
00:18:00,138 --> 00:18:01,971
and I always want
to have her with me.
532
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:04,082
Okay, we're just
not reacting to that?
533
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,658
Okay. Okay. Okay.
534
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,159
After the phone call
to the pizza place,
535
00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:08,994
I knew I had exactly 30 minutes.
536
00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,588
So I had a quick sidebar
with Gill.
537
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,331
AMELIA:
When I walked in
with the pizza,
538
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,483
everyone was in the room
except Kima.
539
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,002
I'll admit, I have no idea
how she made the lights go off.
540
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,337
I know if you plug in two things
541
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,597
in the bathroom
at the same time...
542
00:18:19,824 --> 00:18:21,157
JUDY:
The fuse blows.
543
00:18:21,175 --> 00:18:23,008
I remembered
from when we played hair salon
544
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,010
-and made paninis in there.
-When it went dark,
545
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,830
I put the underwear in the box.
I felt so alive!
546
00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,607
AMELIA:
And he threw the pizza
at the wall.
547
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,758
When I heard
Gill had a crush on Judy,
548
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,594
it all fell into place.
549
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,505
I knew who had taken the fall
for Kima's crazy scheme.
550
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,841
Someone who would do anything
to make tonight fun.
551
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,993
You got some
good friends here, Judy.
552
00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,105
Well, I thought
this murder mystery party
553
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:46,607
was gonna be really dumb.
554
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,868
But this is only
the second slow clap of my life.
555
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,536
The first is when
my Aunt Katherine
556
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,280
finally told my mom
no one likes her lasagna.
557
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,632
She puts bananas in it!
558
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,208
Anyway, great party, Judy.
559
00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:59,286
I'm a little sad that no one
vomited, but I enjoyed myself.
560
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,472
-(all agreeing)
-That was a fun night.
561
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,125
Good night, Gill.
And thanks.
562
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,729
It was an honor to turd
my grandma's underwear for you.
563
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,209
Okay. (chuckles)
So we're cool?
564
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,602
Well, you're cool.
565
00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,729
I'm just happy
to be your kinda nerdy friend.
566
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,138
You're not my nerdy friend.
567
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,715
You're my best friend.
568
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,217
I mean, you're the only person
who's ever come
569
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,828
to me and my mom's
very secret berry picking spot.
570
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:26,055
My dad doesn't even know
where it is.
571
00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:27,665
And I'll never tell him.
572
00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:30,059
So, guys, if I call my mom,
can I join this slumber party?
573
00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:32,244
I invite myself to things.
Homeschool!
574
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,746
I have no social skills.
575
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,007
Then we have a lot in common.
576
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,235
So, I guess
we're both interested
577
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,678
in permafrost tunnels.
578
00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:42,922
Yes, but it might be a mistake
579
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,242
for us to go to one together
right now.
580
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,334
Indeed.
581
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:50,763
It's been a long time
since I, uh...
582
00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:53,749
went into a permafrost tunnel.
583
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:57,269
Yes. And I think I would want
to visit a permafrost tunnel
584
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:58,754
with you more than once
585
00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:00,756
and also talk to you,
586
00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,349
which is rare for me.
587
00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,593
Well, I believe
this is your car.
588
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:05,761
That is a large rock.
589
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,112
Correct.
Sorry.
590
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,189
You make me nervous.
591
00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:11,751
You make me nervous, too.
592
00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,629
Night, Beef.
593
00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:20,867
(groaning)
594
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,204
Mmm. This pizza's not bad
for being thrown against a wall.
595
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,799
Hey, Jude. Heading to bed.
How was your party?
596
00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:29,785
There was a lot more underwear
than we were expecting.
597
00:20:29,804 --> 00:20:30,561
How was your date?
598
00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:33,956
It was too much and not enough.
599
00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:36,292
You're a child
I haven't seen before.
600
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,294
-Name's Amelia.
-Hello, Amelia.
601
00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:39,962
Her family owns DeGigantico's.
602
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:43,132
I love that place.
It's-a too-a big-a.
603
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:44,391
Good night, ladies.
604
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,969
So, Amelia,
when you bit into that cat poop,
605
00:20:46,988 --> 00:20:48,913
how sure were you
that it was chocolate?
606
00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,973
Eh, 50%, 60%?
607
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,142
Wow. That is wild.
(chuckles)
608
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,478
(Scottish accent):
Get in ma friendship.
609
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:56,587
Judy. No.
610
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:57,813
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611
00:20:57,832 --> 00:21:00,499
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612
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,908
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613
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,761
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614
00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,488
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615
00:21:05,506 --> 00:21:07,932
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616
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:12,252
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617
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,846
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618
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,347
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619
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,925
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620
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,761
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00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,429
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622
00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:24,431
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623
00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:26,450
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