1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,728 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,747 --> 00:00:06,063 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,081 --> 00:00:07,322 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:10,234 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,252 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:14,921 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,664 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,832 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:21,245 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,746 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,839 --> 00:00:24,248 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,766 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:29,611 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:35,868 JUDY: Alanis, 15 00:00:36,019 --> 00:00:37,703 good morning. How are you? 16 00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:40,021 I'm good. Just finished an appointment with my dentist. 17 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,783 I'm my dentist's therapist. It's a long story. 18 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:44,209 Well, I'm glad you're here tonight 19 00:00:44,361 --> 00:00:46,528 because I'm throwing one of my world-famous parties, 20 00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:48,530 and you know how those get. (chuckles) 21 00:00:48,624 --> 00:00:52,109 The time on the invitation says "until question mark," 22 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:53,868 uh, for a reason. 23 00:00:53,962 --> 00:00:55,537 (both howl) 24 00:00:55,631 --> 00:00:57,205 Your parties really are something else. 25 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:59,800 Like your Margot Martindale appreciation party 26 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,376 where you taught your guests how to craft 27 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,804 artisanal virgin Margot Martin-tinis. 28 00:01:03,956 --> 00:01:06,456 And don't forget my truffle pigs party. 29 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:09,551 It was not easy burying 400 fake truffles in my backyard, 30 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,811 but it was worth it to see 31 00:01:10,963 --> 00:01:12,813 everyone's painted pink faces light up 32 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:13,922 when they found them. 33 00:01:13,924 --> 00:01:15,816 And this evening will mark the zenith 34 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,242 of an epic party-throwing career, 35 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:21,822 for tonight I throw a... (gasps) murder mystery party. 36 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,232 -(howls) -You said it. 37 00:01:24,326 --> 00:01:26,310 Okay, well, I got to go put some more feathers in my cap, 38 00:01:26,328 --> 00:01:28,995 literally, because I made a period-accurate hat 39 00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:31,315 that's really gonna take tonight to the next level. 40 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:34,409 Yup. Nothing gets a party started like an old hat. 41 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,261 (both howl) 42 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,764 Okay, so you're covering appetizers, 43 00:01:38,915 --> 00:01:40,081 and for the main dish 44 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,750 I'm ordering a pizza from DeGigantico's. 45 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,269 Everyone loves it because... 46 00:01:44,421 --> 00:01:46,663 BOTH: It's-a too-a big-a! 47 00:01:46,756 --> 00:01:48,256 (ding) 48 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,090 What? 49 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:51,276 Oh, nothing, it's just Stacie B. 50 00:01:51,428 --> 00:01:57,007 Ah, my old frenemy who is now too popular for yours Jude-ly. 51 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,042 (lofty accent): What doth she text? 52 00:01:59,102 --> 00:02:01,453 Ugh, it's a beer glass emoji and a puking face, 53 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,197 aka an invite for her dumb party tonight. 54 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,850 But I'm having a party tonight. 55 00:02:06,943 --> 00:02:08,627 Wait, does Stacie B's invite mean 56 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,354 that she's going to have alcohol? 57 00:02:10,372 --> 00:02:12,372 -And puking? -I wouldn't worry. 58 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,633 Her last party was, like, whatever. 59 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,284 You went to her last party? 60 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,044 Yeah, when you and your dad went ice climbing. 61 00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:19,120 It wasn't even fun. 62 00:02:19,214 --> 00:02:20,305 Stacie B wouldn't let anyone use 63 00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:21,715 the decorative towels in the bathroom, 64 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,885 so we were all just walking around with wet hands. 65 00:02:25,037 --> 00:02:26,370 Cool. 66 00:02:26,388 --> 00:02:27,737 Oh, what's wrong? Did you fart? 67 00:02:27,739 --> 00:02:28,647 Should I create a distraction? 68 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:30,056 No, it's just, 69 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:32,209 is it weird you didn't tell me that you went? 70 00:02:32,227 --> 00:02:34,378 Well, I know you don't like her, and... 71 00:02:34,471 --> 00:02:35,654 Wait, are you texting her back? 72 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:36,989 No, I'm texting my mom. 73 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:38,640 She's asking me where I put the sour cream. 74 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,384 She's making smoked salmon spread for your party 75 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:42,736 because, well, I was gonna surprise you tonight, 76 00:02:42,888 --> 00:02:44,721 but I got this chamber pot on eBay 77 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:45,906 that's perfect to put dip in. 78 00:02:46,058 --> 00:02:47,833 Salmon spread in an old toilet 79 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:50,911 is exactly the vibe this party needs. 80 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,320 (Judy groans) 81 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,897 (gasps) What is it, Judy? 82 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:55,565 Are your stocks not performing well? 83 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,676 No, Stacie B's parents are out of town, 84 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,069 and everyone's going over there, 85 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:01,329 and four people have bailed on my party. 86 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,423 I heard last time Stacie B had a party, 87 00:03:03,575 --> 00:03:06,018 some people found her dad's erotic coaster collection 88 00:03:06,245 --> 00:03:07,928 he bought in Amsterdam. 89 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,596 Sounds like a nightmare. 90 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:11,005 Well, Crispin and I will be 91 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,266 at your murder mystery party with birds on. 92 00:03:13,419 --> 00:03:14,601 I think it's actually bells. 93 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,254 Okay, but the bells might startle the birds. 94 00:03:17,272 --> 00:03:21,366 (groans) What am I gonna do about the four noes? 95 00:03:21,593 --> 00:03:22,350 Moon? 96 00:03:22,444 --> 00:03:23,777 Yes, Judith? 97 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,537 I know that you and your friends were going to be here 98 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:27,188 doing your role-playing game tonight... 99 00:03:27,282 --> 00:03:28,690 Lizards in the Library. 100 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,025 Right. Do you think you could convince Henry, Russell, 101 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:34,621 and Debbie to, as they say, revel in the salon? 102 00:03:34,773 --> 00:03:37,607 Fine, but only if you'll play with us next week. 103 00:03:37,701 --> 00:03:39,292 We'll be down one because Debbie's going 104 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,127 to ice-skating junior nationals. 105 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:43,296 She didn't qualify, but she's gonna go anyway 106 00:03:43,449 --> 00:03:45,039 to throw stuff at the people who did. 107 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:47,392 -(phone dings) -Oh, no, no one else can cancel. 108 00:03:47,544 --> 00:03:49,877 Oh, phew, it's just spam asking if I want to meet 109 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,122 "big-boobied singles in my area." 110 00:03:52,215 --> 00:03:55,308 "Maybe some other... time." 111 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:56,643 (knocking) 112 00:03:56,795 --> 00:03:59,479 Oh, hello, Alyson. 113 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:00,555 Oh, hello, Beef. 114 00:04:00,649 --> 00:04:01,764 Just dropping by these props 115 00:04:01,817 --> 00:04:03,133 for Judy's big shindig tonight. 116 00:04:03,226 --> 00:04:04,576 You guys are gonna have fun. 117 00:04:04,803 --> 00:04:05,911 (laughs): Oh, not me. 118 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:08,247 I have strict instructions to stay out, 119 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:10,640 so I've made a date to watch a movie 120 00:04:10,659 --> 00:04:12,809 in the guesthouse with Wolf and Honeybee. 121 00:04:12,902 --> 00:04:14,311 Fun! What time should I get there? 122 00:04:14,404 --> 00:04:16,496 -What? -What time should I arrive for our date? 123 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,981 No, when I said "date..." 124 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,407 8:00? I might be a little late. 125 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,651 I'm helping a friend wash a bunch of dogs, 126 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:24,170 so, sorry if I arrive wet. 127 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,747 Oh, boy. 128 00:04:25,841 --> 00:04:29,009 I accidentally invited Alyson to hang out with us tonight, 129 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,603 and she thinks it's a duh... a duh... 130 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:32,846 Dude ranch? Dealer's choice? 131 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:34,756 (gasps) Dinosaur-themed restaurant? 132 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,108 A date! Oh, God. 133 00:04:36,335 --> 00:04:37,501 Wait, isn't that a good thing? 134 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,111 You two seem to have a little spark. 135 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:41,113 I can't tell. Maybe she likes me a little, 136 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,690 or maybe I'm just her plaything. Either way, when she's around, 137 00:04:43,842 --> 00:04:45,433 it's like I'm floating outside of my body 138 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,344 and I'm also floating outside of that body 139 00:04:47,362 --> 00:04:50,122 that's floating outside of the original body. 140 00:04:50,273 --> 00:04:51,606 Beef, you're overwhelmed, 141 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,107 so let's make the atmosphere of the date 142 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,609 as unsexy as possible. 143 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,037 Great idea. We'll turn the lights all the way up, 144 00:04:57,189 --> 00:05:00,023 and for snacks we've got some dried-out deli slices 145 00:05:00,025 --> 00:05:02,542 and the veggies from the back of the fridge. They've turned. 146 00:05:02,694 --> 00:05:05,529 Perfect. And we'll play a really non-sensual game, like Jenga. 147 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:09,641 Okay, and I will just hang on for dear life. 148 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,125 KIMA: Good news. 149 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,218 The delivery girl was pulling up 150 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:13,386 right when I got here. 151 00:05:13,539 --> 00:05:15,038 Oh, and I brought this chamber pot 152 00:05:15,057 --> 00:05:16,706 of salmon dip and fry bread my mom made. 153 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,041 Where should I put it? 154 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,893 Just over there. Oh, no, maybe put it over there? 155 00:05:20,045 --> 00:05:22,729 Aah! I don't know. I'm freaking out about this party! 156 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,047 Are you kidding? 157 00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:26,049 This is gonna be the best historical party ever. 158 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:28,643 People are gonna be like, "Great Gatsby? 159 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,220 More like Gross Bad-sby." 160 00:05:31,314 --> 00:05:33,165 (British accent): Welcome, everybody, to Goosey Gables! 161 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,833 But where is the lady of the manor? 162 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,501 JUDY (British accent): Oh! 163 00:05:36,728 --> 00:05:38,728 I forgot I was having a fête ce soir! 164 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:39,746 (laughs) 165 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,322 Judy, just so I can plan out my night, 166 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:42,566 how long does this game take? 167 00:05:42,659 --> 00:05:43,733 John. 168 00:05:43,902 --> 00:05:45,235 (regular voice): Well, it says "hours of fun" 169 00:05:45,253 --> 00:05:46,570 on the box, but we could... 170 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:47,662 Wait, why? 171 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,181 Are you going to Stacie B's? 172 00:05:49,408 --> 00:05:50,331 What? No. 173 00:05:50,425 --> 00:05:51,833 -I mean, we aren't going now. -"We"? 174 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,744 You know watching people vomit is an interest of mine. 175 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:58,598 Guys, let's just focus on this party and how fun it is, okay? 176 00:05:58,750 --> 00:05:59,933 Judy, you were saying? 177 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,251 Oh, okay. 178 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:02,419 Well, we can just skip over 179 00:06:02,437 --> 00:06:04,696 the scripted cocktail party banter, then. 180 00:06:04,848 --> 00:06:06,365 It says here the first step is, 181 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:09,142 we go around and introduce our characters. 182 00:06:09,294 --> 00:06:10,610 Ham, you start. 183 00:06:10,762 --> 00:06:14,948 (giggles) I'm Abby Sinthe, a party girl with a dark secret. 184 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:18,693 My catchphrase is "I'll try anything twice." 185 00:06:18,787 --> 00:06:20,437 Hello, Abby. Who's next? 186 00:06:20,455 --> 00:06:21,605 I'll go. 187 00:06:21,623 --> 00:06:23,548 (stilted): We are the circus freaks, 188 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,385 brought to entertain you upper-class scum. 189 00:06:26,612 --> 00:06:29,779 We may be from the circus, but we ain't a bunch of clowns. 190 00:06:29,798 --> 00:06:30,964 Okay, it's my turn. 191 00:06:31,116 --> 00:06:32,115 (with accent): 'Ello, I'm a washer wench 192 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,226 named Sally Potatoes. 193 00:06:34,453 --> 00:06:35,785 (regular voice): Okay, I should have a bigger role. 194 00:06:35,804 --> 00:06:37,787 I have a second cousin who actually murdered someone, 195 00:06:37,806 --> 00:06:40,214 not to mention a natural poetry to my speech. 196 00:06:40,308 --> 00:06:42,216 (clears throat) I'll go next. 197 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:46,405 I'm Ty T. Wad, a dangerously frugal butler. 198 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:48,389 And when it's time, I will reveal 199 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:51,058 that I am, in fact, the murderer. 200 00:06:51,153 --> 00:06:52,411 -Gill! -Gill. 201 00:06:52,562 --> 00:06:53,803 What? Oh. 202 00:06:53,822 --> 00:06:56,731 You just... you just... 203 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,324 You ruined the whole game! 204 00:06:58,477 --> 00:07:00,919 Well, okay, I guess that's that. 205 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,103 The game's over. 206 00:07:02,105 --> 00:07:03,480 Have fun at Stacie B's. 207 00:07:03,498 --> 00:07:06,240 Great party, Judy. Sorry it was terrible. 208 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:10,503 Guys, maybe take some pizza because it's-a too-a big. 209 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,764 (all scream) 210 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,582 GILL: That's not pizza! 211 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,750 Anyone want a slice 212 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,012 of giant underwear with skid marks?! 213 00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:22,149 I'll try anything twice. 214 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:27,837 GILL: My God, what kind of monster 215 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:28,763 would do something like this? 216 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,948 KIMA: There's a note. 217 00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:31,599 -Judy, grab it. -(gasps) You're right. 218 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,860 That handwriting looks just like mine. 219 00:07:34,012 --> 00:07:36,012 We're definitely dealing with a psychopath. 220 00:07:36,105 --> 00:07:38,439 "You thought you'd have a big, fun party, 221 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:41,126 "but things just got a little sharty. 222 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:42,869 "I've taken your hot n' cheesy 223 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,871 "and left these drawers to make you queasy. 224 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,357 "Don't bother trying to pin me down. 225 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,284 I can't get caught, I'm not a clown." 226 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,861 It says it's not a clown? 227 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,697 Easy. That means it is a clown. 228 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:54,881 One of the circus freaks. Boom. 229 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,866 Oh, wait, that's me. Not guilty. 230 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,928 If I wanted to show you guys my underwear with poop in it, 231 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:00,870 I'd just do it. 232 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:02,296 Well, I'll tell you one thing-- 233 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,815 no one's going anywhere until we find out 234 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:07,377 who took our pizza and left us with this extra large mystery. 235 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:10,046 Uh, yeah, you would literally have to drag me out of here. 236 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:12,974 Oh. So you guys aren't going to Stacie B's anymore? 237 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,386 Now? Judy, we're being targeted by a creepy underpants maniac. 238 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:17,996 This is all I've ever wanted. 239 00:08:18,147 --> 00:08:20,240 I'm scared. Ham, please place your hand 240 00:08:20,392 --> 00:08:21,574 on my shoulder comfortingly. 241 00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:22,834 -(thunderclap) -(gasping) 242 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:24,744 Oh, sorry. That's the text notification sound 243 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:26,004 when my mom texts. 244 00:08:26,155 --> 00:08:27,822 She wants to know if I took my gummy vitamin. 245 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,175 -(thunderclap) -And she asked if everyone was being nice. 246 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:31,676 Aw. Yes! 247 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:33,345 HONEYBEE: Okay, we've got 248 00:08:33,572 --> 00:08:34,513 bright light, gross meat, 249 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:36,330 a single bowl of oatmeal, for some reason. 250 00:08:36,424 --> 00:08:38,350 It's unsexy and confusing. 251 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:40,668 -We did an amazing job. -(knocking) 252 00:08:41,504 --> 00:08:43,246 Who ordered a pair of giant jugs? 253 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,415 -Oh, God. -I brought chocolate milk. 254 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,433 Yeah! Let's get this party started! 255 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,935 (groans) 256 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,530 All right, so I was supposed to be the investigator in the game, 257 00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:54,181 but I guess I'll just walk us through the steps instead. 258 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:57,277 Step one is identify any possible suspects. 259 00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:59,445 I know. Maybe it was the people at the pizza place. 260 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:02,115 Maybe there's a crazy giant who works there, 261 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:04,617 pooping and not wiping 262 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,545 and then putting his underwear-- 263 00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:08,288 or hers-- in boxes. 264 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,381 Let's call. 265 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,940 -(phone rings) -CJ: Thanks for calling 266 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:13,051 DeGigantico's Pizza. It's-a too-a big! 267 00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:14,719 Uh-huh. One sec. 268 00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:17,055 Amelia, did you take the pizza out by Aspen Road? 269 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,706 Does anyone else work here, Mom? 270 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,966 Well, they want to know, did you take out the pizza 271 00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:21,893 and leave a big pair of underwear in the box? 272 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,211 Nope. Just a regular a-too big-a pizza. 273 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:26,565 No, my daughter says she didn't leave a big pair of underwear 274 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,567 in the box, just a regular a-too big-a pizza. 275 00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,384 But since you say you didn't get your pizza, 276 00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:32,070 we'll get a new one to you in 30 minutes. 277 00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:33,888 It's-a bye-bye! 278 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,481 Well, I guess it wasn't them. 279 00:09:35,634 --> 00:09:37,224 That checks out. When I carried it in, 280 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:38,802 it was heavy, like pizza, 281 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:39,819 not light, like underwear. 282 00:09:39,971 --> 00:09:41,487 And you can see the grease stains. 283 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,156 The pizza was in here. 284 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,642 So if it wasn't the pizza ladies, 285 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:47,644 you know what that means. 286 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:49,254 It's definitely one of us. 287 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,147 This has Debbie written all over it. 288 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:54,575 -Ugh. -Just this morning, she called me a smelly skid mark. 289 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:55,927 -Me too. -And me. 290 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:56,911 Which I loved. 291 00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,597 Makes sense. She's escalating. 292 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,098 Like a serial killer. 293 00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:02,508 I called you all skid marks because that's what you are. 294 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,085 I mean, look at your faces. 295 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,829 Skid mark, skid mark, skid mark. 296 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,273 I don't make the news about your faces-- I just report it. 297 00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:11,443 Stop! We're not getting anywhere accusing each other like this. 298 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:13,186 We need to move on to the next step, 299 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,762 examining the physical evidence. 300 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,281 We've already looked at the box. 301 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,508 Now it's time to take a look at everyone's underwear. 302 00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:20,267 I'm just gonna tell you right now, 303 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:21,694 mine is a neck-to-ankle Richie Rich onesie 304 00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:23,771 and I refuse to be ashamed. 305 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,956 ALYSON: You know, 306 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,042 the steadiest part of the human body is the mouth. 307 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,628 My God. 308 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:31,037 Say your farewells. 309 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,631 Your dad might die tonight. 310 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:35,467 Ooh. Maybe I'll try one of these... vegetables. 311 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:38,878 Oh, no. Did I leave a whole zucchini on that platter? 312 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,030 (chewing sounds) 313 00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:42,123 Weird. 314 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,033 But not sexual. 315 00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:45,368 -Oh, my. -Oh, no. 316 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:47,370 -It's working on him. -Ooh! 317 00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,481 Deli meat! I like to bite a hole out of the center 318 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:51,724 of the deli slice and lick around the edges. 319 00:10:51,877 --> 00:10:53,801 It's where the good salt is. Mmm. 320 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,636 -(chewing sounds) -Oh, Lord. 321 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,897 Excuse me for one moment. 322 00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,699 (laughing) 323 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,053 (muffled groaning) 324 00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:05,555 Okay. So, 325 00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:07,407 anything and everything she's doing is working on you. 326 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,150 But you can still turn this around. 327 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,484 When you go back in there, 328 00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,912 bring up the least sexy thing you can think of. 329 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,080 I guess I could try. 330 00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,748 What if I asked her if she'd like to whittle 331 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,342 some hardwood sometime? 332 00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,844 -Beef, no. -Yep, I'll think of something else. 333 00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:22,906 Underwear on. Check, check. 334 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,516 Russell. Underwear, please. 335 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:25,909 Oh. No, thank you. 336 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:27,410 Russell, we all showed our underwear, 337 00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,354 and I accidentally showed the top of my butt crack. 338 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:32,081 -For compliments. -Well, it was very long. 339 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,249 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 340 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:34,767 Okay, okay, fine. You got me. 341 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,177 I'm not wearing underwear! 342 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,012 I have a clinically claustrophobic wiener! 343 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,513 It's diagnosed! 344 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,091 Guys, Russell is too much of a-- how do I put this kindly-- 345 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,776 a doof to pull this off. 346 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:45,428 (sighs) Thank you, Henry. 347 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,447 Well, who did it then? We're getting nowhere. 348 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,282 -(doorbell rings) -(gasping) -Oh, God. 349 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,026 Oh, right. (chuckles) The new pizza. 350 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,454 Uh, my mom said you had underwear in your pizza, 351 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,197 so we, like, legally had to replace it. 352 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,291 But this time I'm opening it in front of you 353 00:11:58,443 --> 00:12:00,109 and showing you that it's pizza 354 00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:01,444 and walking it all the way in, 355 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,204 'cause I'm not driving here again. 356 00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,872 Wait, aren't you in our grade? 357 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,725 Yeah. Amelia. I just started. 358 00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,209 My mom used to homeschool me 359 00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:09,969 because she didn't want me around so many white kids. 360 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,546 But then we got to the trigonometric ratios chapter 361 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,732 in algebra and she said, 362 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,216 "You know what? I don't need this." 363 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,643 -(gasping, screaming) -BETHANY: Now we're talkin'. 364 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,737 HENRY: Aah! More underwear! 365 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,146 RUSSELL: Aah! The pizza! 366 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,490 -(gasps) Pepper-oh-no-ni. -We're all gonna die! 367 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,137 Okay, what in the hell is going on here? 368 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,897 Someone at this party 369 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,566 has kidnapped and/or destroyed two pizzas 370 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:36,904 and presented us with two pairs of defecated drawers. 371 00:12:36,998 --> 00:12:38,572 Okay, wait, did somebody bring two pairs 372 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,167 of poop underwear with them or did they poop during the party? 373 00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:42,668 And which is more diabolical? 374 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,247 Uh, idea-- would you want to stay and be our investigator? 375 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,267 You're not a suspect and you're obviously amazing at questions. 376 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,494 Oh, absolutely. I could use a little break from my mom. 377 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,663 I love her, but, whenever she eats, she says... 378 00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:55,515 (Scottish accent): "Get in ma belly" first. 379 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,590 I've had enough. 380 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,758 Okay. Well, then... 381 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,611 (Scottish accent): get in ma party! 382 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,762 I feel like you didn't hear a word I just said. 383 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,339 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 384 00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:04,857 So we can backtrack to the step 385 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,509 where the detective interrogates suspects. 386 00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,435 -Sure. -If you want, I could be your partner. 387 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,179 No, thank you. I work alone. 388 00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,198 -Oh, she's good. -Trying to flatter me, huh? 389 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,309 I'll talk to you first. 390 00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,019 I've only known you for 13 minutes, 391 00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:18,354 but I've gathered that you love drama. 392 00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,689 Enough to create some of your own? 393 00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:20,799 (gasps) How dare you. 394 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,616 Shove me up against a wall. Shove me! 395 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,285 I know it was you. You're obsessed with underwear. 396 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,029 You think poop is hilarious. 397 00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:27,363 Yeah. You know who else does? 398 00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:29,048 A little lady named America. 399 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,476 You think I wanted big undies at my party?! 400 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:32,702 Well, I didn't. 401 00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,037 How do you explain this? 402 00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:36,372 Oh, this is a letter I wrote to my dad 403 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,983 for Father's Day telling him I think he's doing a great job. 404 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:41,377 Well, I found it on the fridge, and it's very nice. 405 00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,378 Confess! 406 00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:43,470 I never ate my twin in the womb 407 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,214 like I've been claiming my whole life. 408 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:48,384 She just disappeared, and I miss her every damn day. 409 00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:49,886 I downloaded Nights in Rodanthe 410 00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:51,312 when my parents went out one night. 411 00:13:51,406 --> 00:13:52,980 I've seen things you wouldn't believe. 412 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,316 I'm just very content in my life right now. 413 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,576 I feel like I'm making great choices. 414 00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:58,578 Why would you want to ruin Judy's party? 415 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,246 I wouldn't! She's my best friend for life. 416 00:14:00,398 --> 00:14:03,007 I'd rather cut off my own butt than ruin her party, 417 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,509 and I love my butt. 418 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:05,844 Oh, I wish I did this. 419 00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:07,737 It's the only good thing I've ever seen. 420 00:14:07,755 --> 00:14:09,681 Okay! Once a month, I take a sip of my mom's perfume 421 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,350 and then fill it with water so she doesn't notice! 422 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,577 -Is that all? -Yes. Wait, no. 423 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:17,522 I didn't invent iced tea. I just really like it. 424 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:18,857 I've heard enough. 425 00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,917 Honestly, I find it just as fun 426 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,527 to put Jenga away as it is to play it. 427 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,604 I wonder why they never talk about that in the commercials. 428 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,032 Speaking of commercials, there was one for chicken breasts... 429 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,868 Permafrost! Um... 430 00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:33,371 Anyone here interested in... permafrost? 431 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,099 Oh, yes. Isn't it just amazing? 432 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,709 Did you know permafrost can go as deep 433 00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:39,769 as two miles into the Earth? 434 00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,863 I didn't. Why are you so interested in permafrost? 435 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,198 Oh. It's dumb. 436 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:46,109 It is certainly not dumb. 437 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,568 -It's un-dumb. -I just... 438 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,779 I find it fascinating that way down in the Earth 439 00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:50,963 are these plants. 440 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:52,949 I mean, they're still alive, just, you know, 441 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,800 waiting to be discovered and thawed out. 442 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,543 And, whenever I feel depressed, 443 00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,712 I just think about those little plants, 444 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,064 and it cheers me up to know 445 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,549 there's all this living stuff underneath us, 446 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:04,627 just waiting to bloom. 447 00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:06,404 I've never thought of it like that. 448 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:09,223 So, should we watch some old Arsenio Hall tapes or... 449 00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,058 Sweetheart, shut the hell up. 450 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,726 Roger that. 451 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,912 All right. 452 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,896 -I'm ready to solve the mystery. -Wait, wait, wait! 453 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,657 While you were doing the interrogations, 454 00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:20,234 I looked in both pizza boxes again for clues 455 00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:21,661 and I found kitty litter. 456 00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:25,331 I think somebody made those skid marks with cat poop. 457 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,651 Aw. (singsongy): Who here has a cat? 458 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:29,928 (gasps) Gill. 459 00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:31,487 Gill has a cat. 460 00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,005 (breathy chuckling) 461 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:34,991 Oh. Do I? 462 00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:35,992 Do I?! 463 00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,102 (cackling) 464 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,940 Oh, my God. A Ziploc of cat turds? 465 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,499 So you did it? 466 00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:45,351 Yeah. I did it. 467 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,352 But why? 468 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,594 Why? Why? 469 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,948 Because I go to a million parties, Judy. 470 00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:52,599 -A million? -And nobody even knows I'm there. 471 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,177 No one remembers me. 472 00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:56,862 But, tonight, I made my mark. 473 00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:58,181 My skid mark. 474 00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,199 -How did you do it? -Like I just said-- 475 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,276 people rarely know I'm even there. 476 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,111 So when the first pizza arrived, 477 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,297 I just walked over, took it out 478 00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:09,408 and put a pair of my Grammy Beavers' underwear in it, 479 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,970 which I pre-skid-marked with cat poop. 480 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,138 But, Gill, you've always had a big crush on Judy. 481 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,640 Why would you ruin her party? 482 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,125 I guess I'm just a bad boy. 483 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,644 The kind that Judy likes. 484 00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:20,979 -Nope. -What? 485 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,981 I said nope. I'll tell you what's cat poop-- 486 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,207 this confession. 487 00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:25,725 And the cat poop... 488 00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,376 (gasping, groaning) 489 00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,061 -Oh, my God! -No! -...is delicious. 490 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,804 -What? -Huh? -Because it's chocolate. 491 00:16:30,898 --> 00:16:32,639 And the fact that Gill has a crush on Judy 492 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,159 was the final clue I needed to find the real culprit. 493 00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:37,311 It wasn't you, Gill. It was Kima. 494 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,238 -(thunderclap) -Huh? 495 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:42,083 Sorry. Mom again. Making sure I put in my retainer. 496 00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:47,730 But, Kima, why? 497 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:51,217 How? You-you wanted to ruin my party? 498 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:55,179 Uh-uh. She did it because she wanted to save your party. 499 00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:56,239 Oh. 500 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,349 I... get it... now. 501 00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,925 It's okay if you don't get it, baby. 502 00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:02,245 Okay. Well, then I do not get it now. 503 00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:05,081 Amelia's right. The inspiration hit at school this morning. 504 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,525 I saw your face when you heard about Stacie B's party. 505 00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:09,769 You were worried, and you had reason to be. 506 00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,420 I love your parties, Judy. 507 00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,606 Like the party where you gave us three hours 508 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:14,774 to make our own newspaper. 509 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,035 Super stressful but super fun. 510 00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,686 But we're getting older, and now the parties kids want to go to 511 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,781 are basically just drinking and making out. 512 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,709 So, I wanted tonight to be unforgettable. 513 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,544 In the hallway, I told you I texted my mom, 514 00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:29,772 but, really, I texted Gill and asked if he wanted to help. 515 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,624 He texted back 45 heart emojis. 516 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,942 We were in business. 517 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,443 I met Gill out front. He gave me 518 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:36,203 the underwear. I gave him the chocolate turds. 519 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:39,282 We made some marks. Then I put the turds in my pocket. 520 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,300 KIMA: Then we stashed the pizza in Gill's car 521 00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,135 and put the underwear and the note in the box. 522 00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:45,805 And then Gill cleverly outed himself as the murderer, 523 00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:48,307 ruining the murder mystery but starting the real party. 524 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,294 I am, in fact, the murderer. 525 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:52,478 But what about the second underwear? 526 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,146 We weren't planning on a second pizza, 527 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,556 so we had to improvise. 528 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,908 And as luck would have it, 529 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,651 I had a second pair of undies in my backpack, 530 00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,985 because I love my Grammy Beavers 531 00:18:00,138 --> 00:18:01,971 and I always want to have her with me. 532 00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:04,082 Okay, we're just not reacting to that? 533 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,658 Okay. Okay. Okay. 534 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,159 After the phone call to the pizza place, 535 00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:08,994 I knew I had exactly 30 minutes. 536 00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,588 So I had a quick sidebar with Gill. 537 00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,331 AMELIA: When I walked in with the pizza, 538 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,483 everyone was in the room except Kima. 539 00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,002 I'll admit, I have no idea how she made the lights go off. 540 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,337 I know if you plug in two things 541 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,597 in the bathroom at the same time... 542 00:18:19,824 --> 00:18:21,157 JUDY: The fuse blows. 543 00:18:21,175 --> 00:18:23,008 I remembered from when we played hair salon 544 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,010 -and made paninis in there. -When it went dark, 545 00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,830 I put the underwear in the box. I felt so alive! 546 00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,607 AMELIA: And he threw the pizza at the wall. 547 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,758 When I heard Gill had a crush on Judy, 548 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,594 it all fell into place. 549 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,505 I knew who had taken the fall for Kima's crazy scheme. 550 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,841 Someone who would do anything to make tonight fun. 551 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,993 You got some good friends here, Judy. 552 00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,105 Well, I thought this murder mystery party 553 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:46,607 was gonna be really dumb. 554 00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,868 But this is only the second slow clap of my life. 555 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,536 The first is when my Aunt Katherine 556 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,280 finally told my mom no one likes her lasagna. 557 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,632 She puts bananas in it! 558 00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,208 Anyway, great party, Judy. 559 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:59,286 I'm a little sad that no one vomited, but I enjoyed myself. 560 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,472 -(all agreeing) -That was a fun night. 561 00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,125 Good night, Gill. And thanks. 562 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,729 It was an honor to turd my grandma's underwear for you. 563 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,209 Okay. (chuckles) So we're cool? 564 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,602 Well, you're cool. 565 00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,729 I'm just happy to be your kinda nerdy friend. 566 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,138 You're not my nerdy friend. 567 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,715 You're my best friend. 568 00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,217 I mean, you're the only person who's ever come 569 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,828 to me and my mom's very secret berry picking spot. 570 00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:26,055 My dad doesn't even know where it is. 571 00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:27,665 And I'll never tell him. 572 00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:30,059 So, guys, if I call my mom, can I join this slumber party? 573 00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:32,244 I invite myself to things. Homeschool! 574 00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,746 I have no social skills. 575 00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,007 Then we have a lot in common. 576 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,235 So, I guess we're both interested 577 00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:40,678 in permafrost tunnels. 578 00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:42,922 Yes, but it might be a mistake 579 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,242 for us to go to one together right now. 580 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,334 Indeed. 581 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:50,763 It's been a long time since I, uh... 582 00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:53,749 went into a permafrost tunnel. 583 00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:57,269 Yes. And I think I would want to visit a permafrost tunnel 584 00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:58,754 with you more than once 585 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:00,756 and also talk to you, 586 00:20:00,775 --> 00:20:02,349 which is rare for me. 587 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,593 Well, I believe this is your car. 588 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:05,761 That is a large rock. 589 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,112 Correct. Sorry. 590 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,189 You make me nervous. 591 00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:11,751 You make me nervous, too. 592 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:14,629 Night, Beef. 593 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:20,867 (groaning) 594 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,204 Mmm. This pizza's not bad for being thrown against a wall. 595 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,799 Hey, Jude. Heading to bed. How was your party? 596 00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:29,785 There was a lot more underwear than we were expecting. 597 00:20:29,804 --> 00:20:30,561 How was your date? 598 00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:33,956 It was too much and not enough. 599 00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:36,292 You're a child I haven't seen before. 600 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,294 -Name's Amelia. -Hello, Amelia. 601 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:39,962 Her family owns DeGigantico's. 602 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:43,132 I love that place. It's-a too-a big-a. 603 00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:44,391 Good night, ladies. 604 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,969 So, Amelia, when you bit into that cat poop, 605 00:20:46,988 --> 00:20:48,913 how sure were you that it was chocolate? 606 00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,973 Eh, 50%, 60%? 607 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,142 Wow. That is wild. (chuckles) 608 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,478 (Scottish accent): Get in ma friendship. 609 00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:56,587 Judy. 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