1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:03,910 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,063 --> 00:00:05,412 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,564 --> 00:00:06,913 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,066 --> 00:00:09,583 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:13,178 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:14,571 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,664 --> 00:00:16,073 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,091 --> 00:00:17,182 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:20,911 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:22,095 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,522 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:25,340 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:29,194 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:35,778 --> 00:00:37,261 (yawns) Good morning. 15 00:00:37,279 --> 00:00:39,038 What? Oof. Sorry, everyone. 16 00:00:39,189 --> 00:00:41,189 I know I usually give you a little more to work with 17 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:42,524 at breakfast enthusiasm-wise, 18 00:00:42,618 --> 00:00:44,376 but the darkest days of the Alaskan winter 19 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:48,196 make old Judy Tootie less fresh and more moody than usual. 20 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:51,108 Yes, 24 hours of near total darkness have a way 21 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:53,719 of wreaking havoc on a person's mental state. 22 00:00:53,946 --> 00:00:55,203 But hey, that's the price we pay 23 00:00:55,297 --> 00:00:57,222 to live a life of hard work in a hostile environment. 24 00:00:57,415 --> 00:00:59,299 Do you guys remember the sun? 25 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:01,118 It was like a big, dumb lamp in the sky 26 00:01:01,136 --> 00:01:02,135 you didn't have to turn on. 27 00:01:02,288 --> 00:01:03,545 Lady Daylight will return. 28 00:01:03,639 --> 00:01:06,381 At peak summer, it's only dark for 45 minutes a day. 29 00:01:06,475 --> 00:01:08,141 Makes going to the drive-in almost impossible. 30 00:01:08,294 --> 00:01:09,884 Well, at least during the light days 31 00:01:09,978 --> 00:01:11,144 we don't have to worry about... 32 00:01:11,297 --> 00:01:13,054 (dramatically): lumber zombies. 33 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,573 -(Wolf cackles) -Wolf, mmm. 34 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:17,301 Do we have to hear the lumber zombie story again? 35 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:18,819 Yeah, it's scary, and also probably 36 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,137 just a dumb local legend. 37 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:22,397 Uh, agree to disagree, Jude-etee. 38 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,142 I think you mean rad-ass, local-true real thing 39 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,585 that absolutely happened. 40 00:01:26,812 --> 00:01:28,645 It all started way back in the 1800s... 41 00:01:28,664 --> 00:01:31,331 -Wolf, this story upsets... -Not now, Ham! I'm telling a story. 42 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,741 See, the Lone Moose Logging Company, 43 00:01:33,836 --> 00:01:36,336 tired of having to shut down business during the dark days, 44 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:38,597 devised an evil plan to create a mindless workforce 45 00:01:38,824 --> 00:01:41,249 that could 'jack in total darkness and never get tired. 46 00:01:41,343 --> 00:01:44,161 -Did you just shorten lumberjack to 'jack? -Yeah. 47 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:46,555 They needed guys who could 'jack from dusk till dawn. 48 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,090 So they started doing horrible experiments. 49 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:51,668 But they made one fatal mistake. 50 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:54,446 They accidentally created lumber zombies. 51 00:01:54,673 --> 00:01:57,174 And they were like, "You just slapped the salmon, log boss, 52 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:58,692 'cause I'm a zombie!" 53 00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,843 (growling) 54 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,027 "No, get off of me!" 55 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,604 "No, you get off!" "Quit it!" 56 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,289 "Argh, I'm gonna eat your damn butt cheeks!" 57 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:06,107 (sighs) Well, y-you get it. 58 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:07,960 And some say that lumber zombies survive to this day, 59 00:02:08,187 --> 00:02:10,445 waiting for the darkest time of the year, 60 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,372 to emerge once again and create more zombies. 61 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,024 One minute you're minding your own business, 62 00:02:14,117 --> 00:02:15,450 sucking on a snowball; 63 00:02:15,544 --> 00:02:17,377 next minute, you're jackin' for all of eternity. 64 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:18,528 Where's the proof? 65 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:19,880 Well, all kinds of weird stuff happens 66 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:21,214 during the dark days-- 67 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,533 people going missing, strange accidents, 68 00:02:23,552 --> 00:02:25,978 delivery orders get mixed up and you get pad Thai 69 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:27,146 for someone named "Jeft." 70 00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:28,796 It's got to be lumber zombies. 71 00:02:28,891 --> 00:02:31,375 No. The strange stuff always has a rational explanation. 72 00:02:31,393 --> 00:02:33,318 People are sleepy, so they make mistakes. 73 00:02:33,545 --> 00:02:36,137 The constant darkness causes them to feel detached 74 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,397 and lose their grip on reality, 75 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:38,991 but there's a very simple solution: 76 00:02:39,142 --> 00:02:40,550 just don't do that. 77 00:02:40,569 --> 00:02:42,161 Maybe we should stop talking about this. 78 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:44,905 Sorry, Moon, I know the lumber zombie story scares you. 79 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,073 Not anymore. That was when I was a kid. 80 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,650 Now, if you'll excuse me, 81 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:51,077 I have to go get my lucky puffy penguin pencil topper 82 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,896 because I have a test today. 83 00:02:52,915 --> 00:02:54,915 I know Moon says he's not scared, 84 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,400 but keep an eye on him. 85 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:58,068 You know what, Dad? If it's all right with you, 86 00:02:58,086 --> 00:02:59,419 I'm gonna keep both eyes on him. 87 00:02:59,571 --> 00:03:01,180 In fact, you should all keep an eye on each other, 88 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:04,683 since today I undertake a 24-hour rest 89 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:05,759 on the shortest day. 90 00:03:05,911 --> 00:03:07,352 Ah, yes, the Beef Sleep. 91 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:10,414 A time where I allow the body and mind to recuperate 92 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:12,357 from working so hard the rest of the year. 93 00:03:12,509 --> 00:03:14,509 I get it, it's like when I drink a 5-hour Energy. 94 00:03:14,603 --> 00:03:17,437 After a very, very, very, very, very fun five hours, 95 00:03:17,589 --> 00:03:19,681 -I'm unconscious for two days. -Indeed. 96 00:03:19,775 --> 00:03:21,349 See you on the other side. 97 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:24,203 At last, my rejuvenation is at hand. 98 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:26,780 Now, to await sleep's tender embra-- 99 00:03:26,932 --> 00:03:28,707 (snoring) 100 00:03:29,526 --> 00:03:32,694 JUDY: It's so foggy. 101 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,954 This is ice fog. 102 00:03:34,106 --> 00:03:35,272 Early settlers called it "white death," 103 00:03:35,365 --> 00:03:37,123 which was also what the Alaska natives 104 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:38,458 called the early settlers. 105 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,368 Well, have a good day that looks like night. 106 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,221 Don't let the lumber zombies bite. 107 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:44,205 -Aah! -JUDY: It's okay, Moon. 108 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,707 -It's only Debbie. -I know. 109 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,451 -I was just startled. -Do you want us to sing you 110 00:03:47,469 --> 00:03:49,711 your super-brave boy nighty-night song? 111 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,804 Absolutely not. 112 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:52,122 What do you want, Debbie? 113 00:03:52,215 --> 00:03:53,623 Oh, I've just been meaning to tell you 114 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:56,309 that your nostrils look like two little fireplaces. 115 00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:59,905 Oh, it's so hard for him to admit that he's freaked out. 116 00:04:00,132 --> 00:04:01,222 Sometimes it's hard for me to admit 117 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:02,724 I still haven't figured out 118 00:04:02,818 --> 00:04:04,134 the pronunciation of cinnamon. 119 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:06,319 Oh, my God, I got it! I pronounced cimmanin-- 120 00:04:06,472 --> 00:04:07,471 cimanin... 121 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:10,657 -Oh, no, it's gone. -Kima! Wait up! 122 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:12,400 (grunting nearby) 123 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:14,253 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,420 Huh. Huh... 125 00:04:15,664 --> 00:04:18,406 Just a... ominous figure in a threatening stance, 126 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,333 disappearing into the fog outside of school. 127 00:04:20,486 --> 00:04:23,244 (chuckles) Nothing to worry about. 128 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,931 -Lordy gordies! -Uh-oh, what happened? 129 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:27,991 Did we accidentally wash a meatball again? 130 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,509 No, it's Dad's favorite shirt. 131 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:32,329 I just always get really excited to see it in the wild. 132 00:04:32,347 --> 00:04:34,347 It's his oldest and most revered T-shirt. 133 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,182 Yeah, he won it by eating 200 shrimp 134 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:37,925 in a restaurant's eating challenge. 135 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,352 It's freaking hilarious. 136 00:04:39,505 --> 00:04:41,004 (chuckles): Did you see the shrimp pimp? 137 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:42,188 I saw it, and I hate it. 138 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,024 You know what, I'm gonna try it on. 139 00:04:44,176 --> 00:04:46,785 Oh, yeah. Oh, there it is. 140 00:04:47,012 --> 00:04:48,102 Do I look like Dad? 141 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:50,104 Ah! No, no, not the shirt! 142 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:51,848 Oh, got to act fast! Please come out. 143 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,274 Please come out. I need soap! 144 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:56,336 -(whirring) -Oh, poo-poo on my pee-pee! 145 00:04:57,706 --> 00:04:59,631 Why?! 146 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,858 Don't you die on me. 147 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:03,951 You hear me? Don't you do it! 148 00:05:04,046 --> 00:05:06,138 -No. No. -I'm sorry, Wolf. He's gone. 149 00:05:06,365 --> 00:05:08,882 Oh, no. Dad's gonna quietly say it's okay, 150 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:10,550 but really he'll be devastated. 151 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,978 I guess I should tender my letter of resignation 152 00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:15,129 from the family. (crying) 153 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,964 There is another option. 154 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:18,633 No, I refuse to kill my father. 155 00:05:18,727 --> 00:05:21,711 Wolf, he won it in a shrimp-eating challenge, right? 156 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:23,155 -Yeah... -At a restaurant? 157 00:05:23,382 --> 00:05:25,807 Yes! I know the shirt's rich history, Honeybee. 158 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:27,384 You don't have to remind me. 159 00:05:27,477 --> 00:05:29,477 So why don't we just go there and try to do the challenge? 160 00:05:29,571 --> 00:05:31,237 I bet one of us will be able to do it. 161 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:33,481 I once stayed in a wax museum for four days, 162 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,392 because I was convinced it was the real Tom Hanks 163 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:36,910 and I was waiting for him to twitch. 164 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,745 My point is, I'm up for a challenge. 165 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,631 You amaze me every day, my love. 166 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:47,095 It's... all I've ever wanted. 167 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:57,004 Uh, Judy, you don't think lumber zombies could be real, right? 168 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,857 No, of course not. Why? 169 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:00,433 Oh, I'm sure it's nothing, 170 00:06:00,586 --> 00:06:02,419 but I saw a weird guy lurching around in the parking lot. 171 00:06:02,437 --> 00:06:05,197 You were probably just imagining things. Wait. 172 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:06,773 Where are Hannah and Gary? 173 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,182 I definitely saw both of them 174 00:06:08,276 --> 00:06:10,110 -in the hall this morning. -You're right. 175 00:06:10,262 --> 00:06:12,037 Hannah had her sequin scrunchie on, 176 00:06:12,264 --> 00:06:13,538 and it really caught my eye. 177 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,189 -It looks great on her... -(Golovkin clears throat) 178 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,542 Is there a question that I can help you with? 179 00:06:17,694 --> 00:06:20,379 Yes, actually. Where are Hannah and Gary? 180 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:22,214 Well, they're absent today, Ms. Tobin, 181 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:23,790 so I assume they're at home. 182 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,717 But I know I saw them out front. 183 00:06:25,869 --> 00:06:26,960 It's the dark days. 184 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:28,220 People think they see a lot of things. 185 00:06:28,371 --> 00:06:30,780 Plus, Hannah wears a very popular scrunchie. 186 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:32,449 Now get back to your reading. 187 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:34,300 ♪ ♪ 188 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,636 -Did you see that? -See what? 189 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,045 Ham, Judy. 190 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,139 You may have come from the same uterus, 191 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,882 but now you take separate quizzes. 192 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,734 Ham, look now. 193 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:43,977 (shushing) 194 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:45,645 -Shut it down. -(groans) 195 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:47,130 -(bell rings) -Ham, 196 00:06:47,223 --> 00:06:48,573 when I was trying to get you to look out the window, 197 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,243 it was because I think I saw someone carrying a body. 198 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:53,060 -What if it was a... -Zombie. 199 00:06:53,155 --> 00:06:55,080 Yeah. I'm a little creeped out. 200 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,990 Should we maybe go check on Moon? 201 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:58,308 -Judy! -Ooh! -Aah! 202 00:06:58,326 --> 00:06:59,400 And Ham! 203 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,068 Just the two Tobins I was looking for. 204 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:03,313 (chuckles): Twobins? Hey, that's fun to say. 205 00:07:03,331 --> 00:07:05,090 Listen, you know we've got standardized testing 206 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:07,817 coming up next week, and I've got a little experiment 207 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:09,243 I'd like to talk to you about. 208 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,171 You're the perfect guinea pigs. 209 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:12,822 Meet me in my office after school? 210 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:14,099 Yeah, let's do it. 211 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:16,009 Oink, oink, Principal Gibbons. 212 00:07:16,161 --> 00:07:17,343 That's guinea pig for "I'm in." 213 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:21,498 Great. And don't forget to bring an open mind. 214 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:22,682 ♪ ♪ 215 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,276 Moon! Oh, there you are. 216 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,278 We've been looking all over for you. 217 00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:28,095 'Cause you weren't in your classroom. 218 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:30,115 Yes, the teacher said we could come to the library 219 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:31,616 to study for the test. 220 00:07:31,843 --> 00:07:33,343 Oh, of course. Yeah. 221 00:07:33,436 --> 00:07:36,103 We weren't worried that zombies took you or something. 222 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:37,789 Oh, you mean lumber zombies? 223 00:07:37,941 --> 00:07:39,516 I'm definitely on the lookout for them. 224 00:07:39,534 --> 00:07:42,202 My mom's boyfriend Jamie told me about lumber zombies. 225 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,871 And I said, "You're not my dad, Jamie, 226 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,856 but boy, I wish you were." 227 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,041 Yeah, they're terrifying. 228 00:07:48,193 --> 00:07:49,209 Wait, why are we talking about this? 229 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:50,877 You didn't see anything weird, did you? 230 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,430 -BOY (raspingly): I did. -(all scream) 231 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:59,177 -Who said that? Who's there? -It's me. 232 00:07:59,329 --> 00:08:01,813 (coughs) Sorry, it's me, Gill Beavers. 233 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:02,981 I had a tickle in my throat. 234 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:04,207 Why are all the lights out? 235 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,466 I'm sure the power just went out. 236 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,301 Wait, Gill, you said you saw something? 237 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,987 No, but I heard something in the bathroom. 238 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:11,064 There was a kid in the stall making weird noises. 239 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,008 He was probably transforming. 240 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,809 -(gasps) -Why would lumber zombies 241 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,052 be in a school? 242 00:08:16,145 --> 00:08:17,162 Maybe they're not lumber zombies. 243 00:08:17,389 --> 00:08:19,405 Maybe they're some kind of school zombie. 244 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,000 Guys, I think we're jumping to conclusions here. 245 00:08:22,151 --> 00:08:23,409 Moon, don't freak out. 246 00:08:23,562 --> 00:08:24,986 GIBBONS (over speaker): Attention, students. 247 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,563 (staticky): ...danger... 248 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:27,413 ...almly... 249 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,565 parents. 250 00:08:28,658 --> 00:08:30,509 Uh, was anyone able to make that out? 251 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,752 I'm pretty sure he said, "Attention, students, 252 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,238 you are all in incredible danger, beware of zombies." 253 00:08:35,331 --> 00:08:37,832 And something about parents, probably that they're all dead. 254 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:39,166 Let's just get out of here 255 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,761 and try to figure out what's going on. 256 00:08:41,913 --> 00:08:43,580 Ow, I tripped on... 257 00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:44,764 a body! 258 00:08:44,916 --> 00:08:47,083 (all screaming) 259 00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:49,361 Oh, my God, that was Mrs. Feldspar. 260 00:08:49,512 --> 00:08:51,863 I think she's dead, or almost dead, or, or... 261 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,347 She's turning into a zombie, Gill. 262 00:08:53,441 --> 00:08:55,108 -We're all thinking it. -Okay, guys. 263 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:57,369 I'll admit it seems like something weird is going on, 264 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,929 -but I don't think it's zombies. -Guys? 265 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,022 Where is everybody? 266 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,040 Where are all the kids? 267 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,950 Oh, good, there's someone. 268 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:06,294 ♪ ♪ 269 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:09,272 (grunts) 270 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,957 Uh, guys, I think that maybe we all should 271 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:12,776 run away in terror! 272 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,461 Welcome to the Crust Station. What can I get you? 273 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:18,131 I'll do the 200 Shrimp, Shrimp Pimp Challenge. 274 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:20,116 Same for me. I'm ready to pimp these shrimp. 275 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:21,785 I got two possible shrimp pimps out here! 276 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:24,304 Okay, then. I'm gonna need you two to sign these waivers. 277 00:09:24,456 --> 00:09:27,140 -And make sure you fill in those emergency contacts. -Ooh, great. 278 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:28,567 Mine is Kurt Russell. 279 00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,310 Yeah, I figured it'd be a fun way to get to meet him. 280 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:32,053 Ooh, I'm gonna put down Goldie Hawn. 281 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,221 We can double-date all the way to the hospital. 282 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:35,574 My name's Ronda, and I'll be your guide 283 00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,058 through this experience today. 284 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,410 Old Ronda has helped every shrimp pimp 285 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,061 who's ever strutted out of this place, 286 00:09:40,155 --> 00:09:41,246 and I'll help you, too. 287 00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:43,081 -Thank you, Ronda. -What a sweetheart. 288 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,066 This is stage one, the fun part. 289 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,659 So just settle in and enjoy. 290 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,903 There are five unique stages to eating 200 shrimp 291 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,496 that'll push you to your absolute limit 292 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,257 and make you question everything you think you know 293 00:09:52,408 --> 00:09:55,001 about your body, your soul and your anus. 294 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,486 Hey, these little guys are good. 295 00:09:56,579 --> 00:09:59,347 I've always loved that you can't taste their eyes. 296 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:02,934 Well, well, well, 297 00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:05,562 looks like Beef has this all to himself. 298 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,352 ♪ ♪ 299 00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:14,279 I think we lost whoever that was. 300 00:10:14,464 --> 00:10:16,356 -That's the guy I saw in the parking lot. -Hey, guys. 301 00:10:16,508 --> 00:10:18,174 -(all scream) -What the hell? 302 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:19,618 Why are you holding your flashlight like that? 303 00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:21,936 Because then the first thing people see is my smile, 304 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,529 -and it relaxes them. -That's insane. 305 00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:25,682 Moon, don't tell me how to light myself. 306 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,183 What are you guys doing in here? 307 00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:30,186 We were skipping P.E. as a demonstration to... 308 00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:31,855 subvert the patriarchy. 309 00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,039 Girl, we were eating Red Vines. 310 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,799 We were also eating Red Vines. 311 00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:36,860 So, you didn't hear the announcement? 312 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,952 What announcement? 313 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:39,696 Well, don't freak out, 314 00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:42,289 but it seems like zombies have taken over our school. 315 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,883 -ALL: What? -It's true. 316 00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:45,218 I'm not convinced there are zombies, 317 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:46,978 but something weird is going on. 318 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,888 The lights went out, all the students are missing, 319 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,874 and a weird guy chased us down the hallway. 320 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,317 Oh, and the librarian's dead. 321 00:10:52,468 --> 00:10:54,377 So it's the apocalypse or something? 322 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:56,470 Just so you know, we're out of Red Vines. 323 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,064 On the bright side, I guess I won't have to take 324 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,974 my calculus test next period. 325 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,493 Oh, my God, the tests! 326 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:04,162 You guys, I think I've figured out why this is happening. 327 00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:07,314 It's just like the lumber zombies, but instead 328 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,167 of a tireless lumber workforce, the teachers 329 00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:11,561 are creating a tireless student workforce. 330 00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:14,898 Of course! That way they can teach us all the time. 331 00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:17,491 24 hours a day-- they love teaching. 332 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,735 Those monsters! 333 00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:20,178 No, Ham, it's so we can study 334 00:11:20,329 --> 00:11:21,513 and do well on the standardized tests. 335 00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:24,090 The better we do, the more funding the school gets. 336 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,850 Remember what Principal Gibbons said to us? 337 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,835 Oh, yeah, when he called us "Twobins"? 338 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:29,245 -It was okay. -No! 339 00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,748 He said he wanted us to be "his guinea pigs," 340 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:34,175 and to keep an open mind. 341 00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:35,768 Sounds like he wants to eat your brains. 342 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,270 -Exactly. -(laughs) I obviously 343 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,013 don't believe you, but this is amazing, 344 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,181 so I am all in. What do we do? 345 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,183 We need to call my mom's boyfriend Jamie. 346 00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:44,093 He'll know the number for the police. 347 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,686 -Kima, you have a cell phone. -Not anymore. 348 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,097 I got it taken away because I ran up a huge bill. 349 00:11:48,191 --> 00:11:50,191 I bought too many crouton boosters in Soup Sipper 2. 350 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,618 Turns out ten golden ladles cost $700. 351 00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:55,196 I know where there's a phone we can use-- the nurse's office. 352 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,382 I don't use it to call my mom every day because I miss her, 353 00:11:57,609 --> 00:11:59,292 -if that's what you're wondering. -Okay, that's the plan. 354 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,961 We go there, we use the phone to call the police. 355 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,797 Yeah, and if we have time to call my mom, so be it. 356 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,308 ♪ ♪ 357 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,136 (all gasp) 358 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,956 GILL: Aah, those kids are zombies! 359 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,232 -Aah! -John, come on! 360 00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:16,884 -What are you doing? -HAM: I'm protecting you! 361 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,053 Ham, I admit I'm a little scared, 362 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,813 but I think maybe we should go talk to the nurse 363 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,648 and try to figure out what's going on. 364 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:25,076 -No! Guys! -John, you've been exposed. Come with me. 365 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,487 No, I'm too compelling to die before Gill! 366 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,164 He's one-note! 367 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:35,995 (panting) Are we bad people for leaving John behind? 368 00:12:36,147 --> 00:12:37,647 There's no room for emotions now. 369 00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:40,592 There's no rules now, no friendships or study-buddies. 370 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,168 FYI, I've already decided 371 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,928 in what order I would kill all of you 372 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,154 so that I would survive. 373 00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,081 What was wrong with those kids? 374 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,767 I don't know, but they didn't look good. 375 00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:50,268 Oh, Moon, it's gonna be okay. 376 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,996 We can sing you your super-brave boy nighty-night song now 377 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:54,013 -if you want. -No, Judy, 378 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,440 we need an actual plan. 379 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,001 Why don't we go outside and walk to the bus stop... 380 00:12:58,094 --> 00:13:00,670 No way! The outside could be swarming with zombies! 381 00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:02,505 -(watch beeps) -Oh, no! My make-out alarm just went off. 382 00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,598 Crispin and I meet every day in the chemistry room 383 00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:06,843 to explore our chemistry, by kissing with our mouths. 384 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,528 I need to go to him. 385 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,937 No, Ham, it's too risky! 386 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,697 He could be dead... or worse. 387 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,349 Well, I have to find out. 388 00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:15,442 He might need my kiss now more than ever. 389 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,036 You know what, guys, I'm just gonna stay here. 390 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,871 There's food here and no zombies, so... 391 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,040 That makes sense. I'm gonna stay here, too. 392 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,525 Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. 393 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:24,969 I can live off of frozen chicken nuggets and old milk 394 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,379 until we create a new world order. 395 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,473 I think I'm just gonna wander around a bit on my own. 396 00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:31,792 I thought I wanted to survive, but now I'm feeling more open, 397 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,127 zombie-wise. 398 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,370 Okay, I'm going with you, Ham. 399 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:35,980 And, Moon, you're obviously coming with us. 400 00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:37,557 And I'm going with you, Judy. 401 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,150 Not like "going with you" like dating, just... 402 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,060 Gill, stop talking. Let's go! 403 00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,212 Too much shrimp. 404 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:45,381 The human body just wasn't meant to do this. 405 00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:47,308 Who do we think we are? We were fools! 406 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,235 It's all I can taste. It's all I can smell. 407 00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:51,329 Shrimp has replaced everything in my life and I shrimp it. 408 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,723 I mean I hate it! What's happening to me?! 409 00:13:53,741 --> 00:13:55,649 Okay, this is now stage two. 410 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,335 J-K-E-- just keep eating. 411 00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:58,911 I want them to do that Men in Black stick 412 00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,338 on me that erases my brain. 413 00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,231 But then you wouldn't remember the foods you do like. 414 00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:04,067 -Like chips! -There's gonna be casualties! 415 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,493 You want it? You want to be a shramp pamp? 416 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:09,848 -Yes, I want it! I do! -Then you show me you want it! 417 00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:11,165 Guys? I kind of have to pee. 418 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,499 I mean, I already did a little, 419 00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:14,185 and I'd like to do the rest in the toilet. 420 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:15,428 I know this is the girls' room, 421 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,930 but if you hear me scream, please come in. 422 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,765 Get out of here! Get out! 423 00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,642 (all scream) 424 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,863 (gasps) The paper-mache bear for Science Made Bearable. 425 00:14:25,014 --> 00:14:27,282 We can hide inside him. 426 00:14:28,276 --> 00:14:29,534 HAM: We have to go faster. 427 00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,277 I need to see Crispin so that we can embrace 428 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,112 after each having thought the other was dead. 429 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,522 Can you even imagine an embrace like that? 430 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,359 -MOON: Judy, where are we? -JUDY: Almost there. 431 00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,287 Okay, we usually meet in the science lab closet-- 432 00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:44,465 it's the most romantic closet in school. 433 00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:47,302 ♪ ♪ 434 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,113 Hi. 435 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,781 Why'd you bring your family to our make-out sesh? 436 00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:52,798 You're alive! 437 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,300 How did you stay alive? 438 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,953 Uh, I wear my seat belt, I take a multivitamin, 439 00:14:56,971 --> 00:14:59,230 I had a great pediatrician in Grand Rapids. 440 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,732 No, I'm talking about the zombies. 441 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:01,958 Didn't you hear the announcement? 442 00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:03,643 Oh, I had my earbuds in all day. 443 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,628 I record my dinner conversations with my parents, 444 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:08,297 and I relisten to see how I could better explain my days. 445 00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:10,633 It's the end times! The final reckoning, 446 00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:12,059 betwixt man and monster. 447 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,636 Crispin, as improbable as it seems, 448 00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:16,063 we believe that the teachers have been turning students 449 00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:18,157 into zombies and also the teachers are possibly 450 00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:20,752 themselves zombies and we need to get out of here. 451 00:15:20,979 --> 00:15:22,979 Oh, okay, great. Thanks for including me. 452 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:25,072 -(banging on door) -BOY: Let me in! 453 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:28,092 Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! 454 00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,836 Oh, no. 455 00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,430 Oh, hell no! 456 00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:33,990 -Shrimp! -Shrimp! 457 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,433 Shrimp! 458 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,918 Let me guess, you guys are hallucinating-- I'm a shrimp? 459 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,162 You nailed it, Ronda. 460 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,754 Mm-hmm, yeah. Classic stage three. 461 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,331 No. No, this is really bad! 462 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,108 Everyone is shrimp, the world is shrimp, 463 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,926 shrimp are all I have ever known! 464 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,278 And all you will ever know. 465 00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:49,280 All of consciousness is just a pink shrimp waterfall 466 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:52,024 (distorted): stretching to shrimp-finity. 467 00:15:52,177 --> 00:15:54,677 -Oh, God, now I'm... -A shrimp. Me too, babe. 468 00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:56,028 How am I pink? I'm Black! 469 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,346 (Wolf sobbing) 470 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,031 So can I get you guys refills on your sodas? 471 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,125 Actually, I'd love a big glass of milk, Ronda. 472 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:07,090 Well, this is exactly what I've lusted after my whole life. 473 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,677 Keep it coming, my friend. 474 00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:16,032 It's gonna be okay. Just cover your ears. 475 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,034 Moon, focus on me. Eyes right here, okay? 476 00:16:18,052 --> 00:16:19,869 Maybe we should sing him his song? 477 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,795 No. I-I don't need you to... 478 00:16:21,889 --> 00:16:23,964 ♪ Her hair is Harlow gold ♪ 479 00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:26,242 ♪ Her lips a sweet surprise ♪ 480 00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:28,152 ♪ Her hands are never cold ♪ 481 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,229 BOTH: ♪ She's got Bette Davis eyes ♪ 482 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,215 You guys, please, don't do this! 483 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:34,993 ♪ And she'll tease you, she'll unease you ♪ 484 00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:38,145 ♪ All the better just to please you ♪ 485 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,906 ♪ She's precocious and she knows just... ♪ 486 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,225 -(thumping) -(all scream) 487 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,485 Let me in! Let me in! I got locked out! 488 00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:46,320 Don't listen to her-- she's a zombie. 489 00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:48,247 She's trying to get in here to eat our brains. 490 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,174 I don't want to be a zombie! I haven't even had 491 00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:52,585 a retrospective of my artwork in Stuttgart yet! 492 00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:55,254 Moon, no! Don't do it! 493 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,180 Look, Judy, 494 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,074 I'm the only one who's vent-sized 495 00:16:58,092 --> 00:16:59,017 and I'm gonna go get us help. 496 00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:00,243 But you're too little. 497 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:01,761 And you're very, very scared. 498 00:17:01,913 --> 00:17:03,337 No, Judy, I'm not scared. 499 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,930 I mean I'm not that scared. 500 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,432 I'm reasonably scared, 501 00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:08,175 considering what's been going on today. 502 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,194 But I'm also brave, and for some reason, 503 00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:12,772 you and Ham can't accept that. 504 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,257 Stay alive. 505 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:15,366 I'll be back for you. 506 00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,535 Oh, sorry, I put my earbuds back in. 507 00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,120 Uh, where is he going? 508 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:26,210 -(groaning) -Oh... 509 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,954 Moon doesn't fear the darkness. 510 00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:31,049 The darkness fears the Moon. 511 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,700 It's good 'cause it works on two levels. 512 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,945 (toilets flushing) 513 00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:38,056 So did you complete stage four? 514 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,040 Is stage four double-dragoning out of both ends? 515 00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:42,285 It sure is. Are you guys ready for stage five? 516 00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:44,228 -What's stage five? -Eating your last ten shrimp, 517 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,897 and then getting your T-shirt. 518 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,548 Take me home, Captain Ronda. 519 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,715 Take me home. 520 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,901 I see you! 521 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,294 You're all dead, you hear me?! 522 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:52,812 Dead! I'm gonna rip your heads off! 523 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,297 Choppity chop, your bones are gone! 524 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,132 Crispin, I know this is sudden, 525 00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:57,316 but I don't want to die single. 526 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,968 Do you want to get married right now? 527 00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:00,411 -I do. -Great! I can marry you guys. 528 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:03,063 I got my certificate online as part of my art project 529 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,249 -where I married two clams from the marina. -♪ She's precocious ♪ 530 00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,251 -♪ And she knows just what it ♪ -(Debbie shouting) 531 00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:08,735 -♪ Takes to make ♪ -Dearly beloved, we are 532 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,571 -gathered here today to unite... -♪ A pro blush... ♪ 533 00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:12,573 -Guys. -Moon! -Oh, no, Principal Gibbons! 534 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:16,168 -He's a zombie. -Not today, Gibbons. (screams) 535 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,263 -No, no, no, no, no! -No, no, no, no, no, no! 536 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:22,934 Now that the power is back on and everyone's calmed down, 537 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:24,102 can we all acknowledge that 538 00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,011 there was no zombie apocalypse here today? 539 00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:28,606 So the lurching guy was just Janitor Jenkins? 540 00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:31,500 Yes, he was in a snow machine accident over the weekend 541 00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:34,003 and has a cast on his foot; and he had dental surgery, 542 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:35,947 so he can't talk. Hell of a week. 543 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,840 So why was he chasing us? 544 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,117 I sent him to round up any kids 545 00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:40,526 who didn't hear the instructions. 546 00:18:40,678 --> 00:18:42,361 When the power went out, we made an announcement 547 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:44,180 for all the kids to go to the front of the school 548 00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:45,514 to get picked up by their parents. 549 00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:47,199 What about wanting us to be guinea pigs? 550 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,127 You and Ham are two of our brightest bulbs. 551 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:50,777 I wanted to talk to you about starting 552 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,296 a peer tutoring program. 553 00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:55,040 What about Mrs. Feldspar? She was dead on the floor. 554 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,360 Sometimes Mrs. Feldspar has 555 00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:00,120 a few too many coffee-tinis in the morning. 556 00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:01,973 She's from a different generation. 557 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,790 But the kids in the nurse's office. 558 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,368 They were all pale and creepy. 559 00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:07,370 We had some kids with the stomach flu this morning, 560 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,872 and their parents were at work and couldn't pick them up yet, 561 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,298 including John's younger brother. 562 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,210 Oh! So that's why the nurse said he'd been exposed. 563 00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:16,712 And I guess it wasn't blood on Debbie's face. 564 00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:17,971 It was makeup. 565 00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:19,306 I was practicing my look for Junior Worlds. 566 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,550 My routine demands a smoky eye and a bold lip. 567 00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:22,643 I won't apologize. 568 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,720 But I also saw a teacher 569 00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:25,979 carrying a body this morning, 570 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,648 across the lawn from the old gym. 571 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,225 Are you talking about him? 572 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:32,003 -(all scream) -(laughs) It's a CPR dummy. 573 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,746 I borrowed it because we're shooting 574 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,231 a music video for my band. 575 00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:37,175 Well, I didn't want to mention it, 576 00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:39,326 but I did think I saw a zombie Mr. Golovkin 577 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,846 attacking Ms. Anderson from the vent. 578 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,422 Oh, those two. 579 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,832 I don't know why they're keeping their relationship a secret. 580 00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:47,243 We're all very happy for them. 581 00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:49,336 Well, some flowers grow best in the shade. 582 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,746 Well, even though I was very startled 583 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,416 when Moon dropped from the ceiling vent onto my desk, 584 00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:55,434 I'm glad we got this straightened out. 585 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:56,527 (all scream) 586 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,770 Oh, hey, guys. 587 00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:00,423 Heads up, I just bit the janitor. 588 00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,942 (snoring) 589 00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,760 (yawns) 590 00:20:04,779 --> 00:20:06,495 ♪ ♪ 591 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:12,210 (snoring) 592 00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:16,939 Hey, Moon, we just wanted to say 593 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,123 you were really brave today. 594 00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:19,550 And we're sorry we couldn't accept it. 595 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:22,035 Yeah, you were like the least scared out of all of us. 596 00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,612 We should've realized it sooner. 597 00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:26,782 But in fairness to me, I never realize things sooner. 598 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,227 You're getting older and maybe that's harder for us than you. 599 00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:31,303 Ever since Mom brought you home and said, 600 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,213 "Here, you guys handle this one," 601 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,382 we've been changing your diapers and reading you stories 602 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,069 and singing you songs, but maybe you don't 603 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,386 need that stuff from us anymore. 604 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,630 So no more stories, no more songs. 605 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:44,149 We'll just look you in the eye, give you a firm handshake 606 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:46,560 and wish you a pleasant evening. 607 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,822 You know, my eyes are kind of tired from the dark days. 608 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,065 Maybe you could read me a bedtime story? 609 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,584 -Oh, hell yeah. -We'd love to! 610 00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:54,977 I mean, if you want that. 611 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,312 As long as it's something grown-up 612 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:59,072 and mature... and with dinosaurs. 613 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,218 ♪ Her hair is Harlow gold ♪ 614 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:06,305 ♪ Her lips a sweet surprise ♪ 615 00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:10,226 ♪ Her hands are never cold ♪ 616 00:21:11,329 --> 00:21:13,938 ♪ She's got Bette Davis eyes ♪ 617 00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:17,275 ♪ She'll turn her music on ya ♪ 618 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:21,153 ♪ You won't have to think twice ♪ 619 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,190 ♪ She's pure as New York snow ♪ 620 00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:29,028 ♪ She got Bette Davis eyes. ♪ 621 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,104 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 622 00:21:31,198 --> 00:21:33,499 and TOYOTA.