1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,194 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,196 --> 00:00:05,579 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,731 --> 00:00:07,080 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:09,916 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,069 --> 00:00:13,587 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,739 --> 00:00:14,738 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,831 --> 00:00:16,406 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:17,574 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:21,020 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,171 --> 00:00:22,262 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,414 --> 00:00:23,930 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:25,415 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,434 --> 00:00:29,445 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,611 (alarms ringing) 15 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:39,371 (both yawn) 16 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,448 BOTH: Chore Chiefs! 17 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,858 And now let us say the Chore Chiefs oath. 18 00:00:43,952 --> 00:00:45,193 BOTH: As the sun appears, 19 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,863 we gather our gear, and so our chores begin. 20 00:00:48,957 --> 00:00:50,865 Dish divas! 21 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:53,034 Window wizards! 22 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,471 Vacuum velociraptors! 23 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:58,891 Poopin' princes! 24 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:01,118 I'll tell Dad about that one when I'm done. 25 00:01:01,136 --> 00:01:03,896 Let us chore no more until tomorrow. 26 00:01:04,047 --> 00:01:05,731 It's time for... 27 00:01:05,882 --> 00:01:07,457 BOTH: Breakfast boys! 28 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:10,069 Good morning, guest house squatters. 29 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,404 JK. I just learned about JK. 30 00:01:12,556 --> 00:01:15,407 -Joshing kindly. -Guys, huge news over here. 31 00:01:15,634 --> 00:01:18,077 Last night, Honeybee and I were at the Gazebo Depot-- 32 00:01:18,228 --> 00:01:21,154 you know, gazebo gazing-- and we ran into Mayor Peppers. 33 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:22,897 We told him about our new video event company, 34 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,642 -Pause for Applause. -And he said he might hire us 35 00:01:25,735 --> 00:01:29,571 as videographers for his most beloved niece's birthday party! 36 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,092 Oh, I can't believe that little Becky Peppers is already 37. 37 00:01:33,243 --> 00:01:36,653 Sounds like opportunity has mounted the porch and knocked. 38 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:38,171 Well, it's not our job yet. 39 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,823 Mayor Peppers wants to see what we can do 40 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:41,491 with a lower-stakes project first. 41 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:44,494 Yup. He wants us to make a video tribute to our beloved town 42 00:01:44,513 --> 00:01:46,179 for everyone to see at the annual 43 00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:48,682 State of the Moose: Lone Moose Moose Banquet. 44 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:52,277 Is it time for the S-O-T-M-L-double M-B already? 45 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:55,339 I can't wait to celebrate all the great new developments 46 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:56,764 in Lone Moose this year. 47 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,934 Like the new dog-poop bag station near the merry-go-round. 48 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,286 It's gorgeous. 49 00:02:01,438 --> 00:02:03,605 And the taxidermied bear at the library 50 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:05,031 that finally got restuffed. 51 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:06,700 Nice smooth belly, no lumps. 52 00:02:06,852 --> 00:02:09,777 Or the new cuckoo clock factory that's moving here. 53 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,356 It's going to create over 12 jobs. 54 00:02:12,449 --> 00:02:14,191 13. 13 jobs. 55 00:02:14,209 --> 00:02:16,135 (scoffs) Hope you guys like traffic. 56 00:02:16,286 --> 00:02:17,544 HAM: Cream corn day? 57 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:19,696 More like dream corn day, 58 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:21,214 because I got two helpings. 59 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,475 (high-pitched): Hot! Ow! Ow! Ow! 60 00:02:23,702 --> 00:02:25,144 Oh, no. Ham! I'll get you some ice. 61 00:02:25,371 --> 00:02:27,587 Aah. Thanks, Judy. Ooh. 62 00:02:27,739 --> 00:02:30,374 Uh, hi, Principal Gibbons. Sorry I yelled so loud. 63 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,134 -Am I in trouble? -You? Ham Tobin? 64 00:02:33,228 --> 00:02:35,303 Three-time Good Behavior Award Champion? 65 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,473 God, no. I just wanted to make sure you're okay. 66 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,142 Oh, I'm okay. A lot of it pooled in my pockets. 67 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,477 I'll just dump it out when I get home. 68 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,813 Sounds good. Ham Tobin in trouble. 69 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,958 Sheesh. (laughs) 70 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,320 Dang it. Now the smell of my pants is gonna make me hungry 71 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,247 -all day. -Oh. Hey, Ham. 72 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,916 Oh. Hello, cool. I mean Quay. 73 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:57,234 I saw what happened back there. 74 00:02:57,252 --> 00:02:58,343 I mean, actually, I heard it. 75 00:02:58,495 --> 00:03:01,238 -Oh, the scream? -Don't be embarrassed. 76 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:02,664 -It sounded awesome. -Really? Thanks. 77 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,999 I'm not even the best yeller in my family. 78 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,335 My brother Wolf is the real scream queen. 79 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,021 Well, it gave me an idea. I was wondering 80 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:11,839 if you want to try out for my punk band, Messengers of Chaos. 81 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,585 I used to be the singer, but I just got into madrigal choir so, 82 00:03:15,604 --> 00:03:19,089 ♪ I can't risk the vocal strain. ♪ 83 00:03:19,107 --> 00:03:20,590 Anyway, the band is pretty hard-core, 84 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:22,517 so I don't know if that's your scene. 85 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,595 Huh. I'm hard-core sometimes. I think. 86 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,447 Cool. You want to audition after school? 87 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:29,208 Uh, I don't know. (short chuckle) 88 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:31,210 Is it necessary to change vacuum attachments 89 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:33,286 to properly clean corners? (chuckles) 90 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:35,214 -What? -Yes. My answer is yes. 91 00:03:35,365 --> 00:03:36,531 QUAY: Ham, this is 92 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,883 Bethany Bones and Steven 93 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:39,051 -the Psycho. -Hey. -What's up, man? 94 00:03:39,202 --> 00:03:40,444 Okay, sing this 95 00:03:40,462 --> 00:03:42,128 like you just got burned by creamed corn. 96 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:44,205 -But in your soul. -Hello, my punks. 97 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,874 My dad was wondering if you could not practice today. 98 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,427 He just got his appendix out, and he says he needs to rest. 99 00:03:49,654 --> 00:03:52,046 Maybe we're the ones who need a rest. From his rules. 100 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,233 Parents are the worst. Gill, 101 00:03:54,384 --> 00:03:55,809 do you want to be our manager or not? 102 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:57,143 Uh, yeah, totally, 103 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,571 I'm your guy, 1,000%. 104 00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:01,131 I'll talk to him. 105 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:03,891 He's kind of in and out, but I'll-I'll try. 106 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,245 All right, let's rock. 107 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:07,579 One, two, three, four. 108 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:10,231 (speaking song): ♪ Anarchy Stew, Anarchy Stew ♪ 109 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:12,476 ♪ Heat it up, add some glue... ♪ 110 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:16,313 Come on, man. Fight society's expectations with your voice. 111 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:19,574 ♪ Anarchy Stew, the recipe's invalid ♪ 112 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:22,652 ♪ Now wash it down with some chaos ♪ 113 00:04:22,746 --> 00:04:26,914 ♪ Salad... ♪ 114 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,583 Salad. 115 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,161 WOLF: Okay, guys, this movie is our chance to wow 116 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:33,105 -everyone in town. -We want you all to be in it, 117 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:34,697 and we're also the kind of directors 118 00:04:34,699 --> 00:04:37,834 who think good ideas can come from anywhere, like McG. 119 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:39,111 So put up your umbrellas. 120 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,928 I feel a brainstorm coming on. 121 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:42,114 Let's hear those ideas. 122 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:44,341 Two words. Tree karate. 123 00:04:44,359 --> 00:04:45,859 Three words. I love it. 124 00:04:46,011 --> 00:04:47,286 I could show the camera 125 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,029 how to make my favorite salad. 126 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,289 A lettuce salad. 127 00:04:50,516 --> 00:04:53,125 Lettuce... celebrate that great idea. 128 00:04:53,276 --> 00:04:55,294 Hmm, and what will I do? 129 00:04:55,445 --> 00:04:57,629 I don't know. Just off the top of my head... 130 00:04:57,781 --> 00:05:00,357 Uh, a dead ballerina wandering through a rainy field 131 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,858 looking for her lover of yesteryear. 132 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:04,285 And then she does a dance to help her process the fact 133 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:06,305 that everyone and everything she knew is gone. 134 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:08,715 Wow. How can we say no to any of these ideas 135 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:09,975 when they're all so good? 136 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:11,310 We can't. We're not insane. 137 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:13,145 Now let the magic commence. 138 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:15,055 Wonderful. I'll go get my lettuce. 139 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,131 And my lettuce bowl. 140 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,650 That was pretty intense in there. 141 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:21,987 It was as intense as the last time I got to see my grandpa. 142 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:24,548 Two weeks ago. He was super grumpy. 143 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:27,717 Ham, your voice made me furious. In a great way. 144 00:05:27,736 --> 00:05:30,403 Thanks, but just so you know, I can't really sing that loud. 145 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,313 The microphone was making me louder. 146 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:34,558 Well, we have a lot of people who want the job, 147 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:35,909 so we'll let you know. 148 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,243 Thanks for the opportunity. 149 00:05:37,396 --> 00:05:39,896 Quay. Stephen the Psycho. 150 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:42,031 Bethany Bones. Gill. 151 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,250 -♪ ♪ -♪ Sad ballerina ♪ 152 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,735 ♪ Sad ballerina, sad ♪ 153 00:05:45,754 --> 00:05:47,846 ♪ Why, ballerina, why, ballerina, why? ♪ 154 00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:49,348 And cut. 155 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:51,575 We got 20 minutes of Judy doing that. Is that enough? 156 00:05:51,593 --> 00:05:54,335 Not sure. You know, the best movies shot tons of footage 157 00:05:54,429 --> 00:05:56,021 'cause they made it up as they went along. 158 00:05:56,248 --> 00:05:58,357 Jurassic Park was originally a teen romantic comedy 159 00:05:58,508 --> 00:06:01,008 called Jungle High, but it was so darn boring, 160 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,435 they started adding dinosaurs. 161 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,270 Who knows what we'll end up with. 162 00:06:04,423 --> 00:06:06,531 All right. Judy, from the top. 163 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:08,592 -♪ Sad ballerina, sad ballerina ♪ -(phone ringing) 164 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:10,276 -♪ Sad, why, ballerina ♪ -HAM: I got it! 165 00:06:10,429 --> 00:06:11,945 -♪ Why, ballerina? ♪ -Hello? 166 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:13,930 (gasps) I did? I am?! 167 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:17,250 I'm in a band! Bring in the Ham, bring in the punk. 168 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:26,551 Huh. Where's the button bin? 169 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:27,886 Ah! Aha. 170 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:31,038 'Kay, let's see what says "hard-core." 171 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:33,058 No, nope, nope, not you. 172 00:06:33,209 --> 00:06:34,726 There you are. 173 00:06:34,953 --> 00:06:36,786 Yeah. Punk rock. 174 00:06:36,805 --> 00:06:39,714 So, uh, what time are we practicing? 175 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,641 Oh, today isn't a practice day. 176 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:43,977 Every Tuesday, we go punkin'. 177 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,737 Yeah, we go do badass stuff 178 00:06:45,889 --> 00:06:48,055 to inspire us to write badass songs. 179 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,133 Mm-hmm, we live the punk way of life, 180 00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:51,818 like Johnny Rotten or Gwen Stefani. 181 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:55,321 So are we doing stuff that could actually get us in trouble? 182 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,416 Do you want to wake up in a coffin at the end of your life 183 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:59,492 with a report card full of straight A's 184 00:06:59,645 --> 00:07:01,811 and a bunch of pleasant memories? 185 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,070 No? 186 00:07:03,165 --> 00:07:04,589 Punk or die, butterfly. 187 00:07:04,741 --> 00:07:06,741 ♪ Go to sleep, teachers and guppies ♪ 188 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,744 ♪ You can't stop us from petting those puppies... ♪ 189 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,004 Engine to Starbase. 190 00:07:11,156 --> 00:07:12,914 This is Private John Seinfeld. 191 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,841 I see no sign of a breach anywhere. 192 00:07:14,993 --> 00:07:16,660 Aah! 193 00:07:16,678 --> 00:07:18,828 ♪ 'Cause it's just chalk, but look what we wrote with chalk ♪ 194 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:21,514 ♪ We'll never be like you, we wrote the word "poo" ♪ 195 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,017 ♪ And you can't stop us, no way... ♪ 196 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:25,593 Before you begin, 197 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,428 check and make sure you didn't buy cabbage. 198 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,673 ♪ Doing stuff to mannequins ♪ 199 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,283 ♪ Getting all straight A's again ♪ 200 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:33,677 ♪ So punk we'll make your freezer melt ♪ 201 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:36,179 ♪ Wearing extra seat belts ♪ 202 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:38,348 ♪ You said "take one" but we'll take three ♪ 203 00:07:38,366 --> 00:07:40,850 ♪ And now we're sitting in a frozen crowd of trees. ♪ 204 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:44,354 God, my mom is smothering me. 205 00:07:44,372 --> 00:07:46,206 I know I have a viola lesson. 206 00:07:46,358 --> 00:07:47,966 You know what? I'm gonna show up five minutes late 207 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:49,526 to mess with her head. 208 00:07:49,544 --> 00:07:51,194 When my mom asks me if anything interesting happened 209 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:53,530 at school today, I'm gonna say no. 210 00:07:53,548 --> 00:07:56,457 But it's a lie. Tons of interesting things happened. 211 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:59,144 My mom is making us spaghetti and garlic bread again. 212 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:00,479 I can't wait to tell her 213 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:02,647 how I spoiled my appetite with baby carrots. 214 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,816 So you guys, uh, don't get along 215 00:08:04,968 --> 00:08:06,318 with your parents really well 216 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:07,468 and love spending time with them? 217 00:08:07,562 --> 00:08:09,470 What? Of course not. Why? Do you? 218 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,990 Uh, no. I mean, sometimes my dad gets me up 219 00:08:12,217 --> 00:08:14,141 to do chores at 5:30 a.m., and I'm like, 220 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:15,568 I don't even love doing chores or bonding 221 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:17,737 with my dad more than anything in the world. (sputters) 222 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,572 -(phone dings) -Ugh. Come on, Mom. 223 00:08:19,725 --> 00:08:21,833 You don't control me. See you later, guys. 224 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:23,668 -Stay punk. -I will. 225 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:25,319 I... will. 226 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:29,174 Hello there, Ham. Better hang up your coat and wash your hands-- 227 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:30,825 we're eating in front of Wheel of Fortune. 228 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:32,402 It's Teachers Week. 229 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:34,012 QUAY: Parents are the worst... the worst... 230 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:35,663 STEVEN: Spaghetti and garlic bread again. 231 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,833 Ham, did you hear me? Can you wash your hands? 232 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:41,077 You wash my hands. 233 00:08:41,096 --> 00:08:43,188 Uh... it was just a suggestion. 234 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,690 You know your own hands. 235 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,602 Whoops. It seems like you accidentally 236 00:08:49,755 --> 00:08:51,345 missed the coat hook there. 237 00:08:51,439 --> 00:08:54,941 Or-- I don't know-- maybe I laid my jacket carelessly 238 00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:56,276 on the ground on purpose. 239 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:58,945 Come on, bud. Are you low on potassium again? 240 00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:00,872 Do you need a banana? 241 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:03,433 No, thank you. 242 00:09:03,451 --> 00:09:06,770 Do you know you put a banana on your coat, son? 243 00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:08,772 Yeah, Dad, I do. 244 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:09,956 Okay. 245 00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:11,716 (groans) 246 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:13,943 I just don't feel like 247 00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:16,780 hanging my jacket, okay?! 248 00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,448 We're back on the jacket. 249 00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:20,116 Sometimes when you tell me to do something, 250 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:22,543 uh, I don't feel like doing it. 251 00:09:22,637 --> 00:09:24,211 And you know what else? 252 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,713 I'm... I'm quitting Chore Chiefs. 253 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,065 At least for a day. 254 00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:28,733 -Then we'll see. -Whoa. 255 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,960 Hmm. Well, this is new territory for us, 256 00:09:30,979 --> 00:09:34,964 but I guess I should punish you or something for acting out? 257 00:09:35,058 --> 00:09:37,300 Maybe go take a break in your room. 258 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:39,369 Fine! 259 00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:43,139 Do you want to help me finish setting up the TV trays? 260 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:44,916 Sure. Where is everybody? 261 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:46,993 Don't they know it's Teachers Week on Wheel? 262 00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:48,995 I'd like to solve the puzzle, Moon. 263 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:52,090 "I forgot to remind them." 264 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,259 These candy corn lights are like, "What? 265 00:09:54,486 --> 00:09:55,985 It's not Halloween, right?" 266 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:58,504 My dumb dad said they were cheap and a fire hazard, 267 00:09:58,657 --> 00:10:01,082 so he wouldn't let me hang them at our house. 268 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,009 I'm so sorry, Quay. 269 00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:04,661 (sighs) Thanks, Bethany. 270 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:07,588 Yeah, my, uh, my dad sent me to my room last night 271 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,999 because I said I didn't want to do chores anymore. 272 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:11,592 And I was in there for 45 minutes 273 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,671 -before my sister came and got me for dessert. -Damn. 274 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,097 Yeah. It's kind of like... 275 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:17,616 Parents-- don't they know that they're jerks? 276 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:21,361 G-Getting on my case, making me do homework? 277 00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:24,105 Wait. Say that again. 278 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,126 ♪ Parents, don't they know they're jerks? ♪ 279 00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:31,354 ♪ Parents, make me do homework ♪ 280 00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:34,466 ♪ Parents, they always drive me nuts ♪ 281 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:37,360 ♪ Parents, and they smell like ♪ 282 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:41,197 (singing): ♪ Butts. ♪ 283 00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:43,141 That was, like, incredible. 284 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,051 Hey, guys, guess what? I, 285 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,646 Gill Beavers, your manager, got you a gig. 286 00:10:47,873 --> 00:10:50,297 -Yes! -Whoa. -Oh, hell yeah. -Messengers Of Chaos. 287 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,650 You guys are playing a one-song set 288 00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:55,469 at The State of the Moose: Lone Moose Moose Banquet. 289 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,988 -Yes! -My dad's on the planning committee. 290 00:10:57,215 --> 00:10:58,398 He said he's got to fill four minutes, 291 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,899 and there's no budget, so we're in. 292 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,767 We have to play "Parents," for sure. 293 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,977 It's our best song. 294 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,570 Lone Moose is about to get a wake-up call. 295 00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:08,315 Cock-a-doodle-doo. Here comes the reality rooster. 296 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,152 How is the videotape coming along? 297 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,339 Very well. We already have 35 hours of footage. 298 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:15,823 Oh, hello, Ham. 299 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,826 I assume I shouldn't ask you about washing your hands. 300 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,237 Uh-oh. Here come the fireworks. 301 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,014 That's right, Dad. I will wash them 302 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,349 if I want to, which I already did. 303 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,333 Great. So, how was your day? 304 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,836 Good. We had band practice at Gill Beavers' house. 305 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,672 Director's note: get footage of band practice for film. 306 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:34,267 Great idea, my Taika Wife-titi. 307 00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,177 (gasps) Oh. And we have a gig. 308 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,013 At the State of the Moose: Lone Moose Moose Banquet. 309 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,273 -Wonderful, son. -Wow, holy toast! 310 00:11:40,425 --> 00:11:42,016 We're even gonna play a new song I wrote. 311 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:46,429 It's called "Pare... rr..." 312 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,097 What, Ham? 313 00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:50,116 What is the new song you wrote called? 314 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:52,043 "Pair... of Friends." 315 00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:54,103 About two friends who go on a fishing trip. 316 00:11:54,122 --> 00:11:55,455 (gasps) Do they catch anything? 317 00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:56,789 -Yup. -Fantastic. 318 00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:59,275 Oh, sick! We're headed right into the fiery heart 319 00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,719 of the Lone Moose music scene. 320 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:03,763 Hey, does Gill's dad still make those kickass blondies? 321 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,894 (drumsticks rhythmically clicking) 322 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,229 ♪ Parents ♪ 323 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,880 ♪ Don't they know they're jerks? ♪ 324 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,549 ♪ Parents, make me do homework ♪ 325 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,811 ♪ Parents, they always drive me nuts ♪ 326 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:21,798 ♪ Parents, and they smell like ♪ 327 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:24,159 ♪ Butts. ♪ 328 00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:27,370 Let's take a blondie break. 329 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:30,231 So, uh, what do you think? 330 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,325 Buddy, I'm worried about that song. 331 00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:35,069 You're really going to sing that in front of Dad at the banquet? 332 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,329 About parents sucking? 333 00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:38,239 I mean, you might as well pull out Dad's heart 334 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,591 and whiz all over it. 335 00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:41,742 -He's gonna be hella crushed. -I know. 336 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,596 Hey, maybe you guys can write a different song, like, uh... 337 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:48,249 ♪ Blondies, boy, they taste so good. ♪ 338 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,676 -Yeah, good idea, Wolf. -Good. Great talk, buddy. 339 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:52,937 Hey, when you play the blondie song at the banquet, 340 00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:54,755 can you mention I helped write it? 341 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,501 Hey, Dad. How's the wood-chopping coming along? 342 00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:01,187 (grunts) There's still a lot more to do. 343 00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:04,340 -So, it's great. -Um, I was wondering something. 344 00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:06,934 What would you do if someone called you a jerk? 345 00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:09,436 A jerk? Ouch. That'd be tough, 346 00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:12,865 especially if it was someone I cared about and respected. 347 00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:15,794 But I'd probably get over it within a matter of months. 348 00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,111 -Months, huh? -Ham, 349 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,797 did someone at school call you a jerk? 350 00:13:19,024 --> 00:13:22,041 Is that why you put a banana on your coat the other night? 351 00:13:22,193 --> 00:13:24,377 Uh, no, Dad. No one called me a jerk. 352 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,380 Hmm. Well, whatever it is, I will try to help. 353 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:30,624 I know I don't always understand what you're going through, 354 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,645 and the Chore Chiefs hasn't been the same without you this week, 355 00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:36,055 but I'm glad we're communicating. 356 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,151 Uh, yeah. Me, too, Dad. 357 00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:43,655 (drumsticks rhythmically clicking) 358 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:46,473 ♪ Parents, don't they know they're jerks? ♪ 359 00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:50,736 ♪ Parents, make me do homework? ♪ 360 00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,997 (applause, cheering) 361 00:13:57,486 --> 00:14:00,338 Dad? Has anyone seen my dad? 362 00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,990 Telegram. Telegram for Mr. Ham Tobin. 363 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,068 (gasps) I'm Mr. Ham Tobin. 364 00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:06,252 "Mr. Tobin. Stop. 365 00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:08,179 "We regret to inform you. Stop. 366 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,497 "That your father has died. Stop. 367 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,075 "His heart stopped. 368 00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:14,077 "Stop. And then exploded. 369 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,929 "Stop. When someone called him a jerk. 370 00:14:17,082 --> 00:14:18,505 Stop." 371 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,191 No! 372 00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:22,101 MOON: Engine to Starbase. 373 00:14:22,253 --> 00:14:23,695 Wolfie, it's 3:00 in the morning. 374 00:14:23,922 --> 00:14:25,104 Is everything okay? 375 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,273 I told you not to drink orange soda after 7:00. 376 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,108 It's not that. It's... 377 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202 Look, I know I promised I could edit this thing, 378 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:34,205 but the cut's 19 hours and 11 minutes long. 379 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,040 Babe, we can cut it down. 380 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:39,026 How? Everything Judy did was solid gold. 381 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,437 And Dad. And Moon. It's all gold. 382 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,381 It's just one giant gold sandwich 383 00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:46,700 with hundreds of slices of gold smothered in gold sauce. 384 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,111 Wolf, you have to relax. 385 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,629 The first cut of Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials 386 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:51,872 was eight hours long, and it turned out perfect. 387 00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:54,467 Yeah, but they had the best people in the world working 388 00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:57,228 on Maze Runner 2: The Scorch Trials and a lot of time. 389 00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:59,122 We have to show something tomorrow night, 390 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,547 and I have no idea what it's gonna be. 391 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,458 Babe, when John Krasinski has a script problem 392 00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:05,219 who pulls out that big red pen and goes nuts? 393 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,055 -Ah, his wife, Emily Blunt. -Exactly. 394 00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,700 Now, let's cut the crust off this panini. 395 00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:14,913 Guys, hey, um, about the song tonight. 396 00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:16,322 I was thinking about it, 397 00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:18,416 and I don't think "Parents" rocks quite hard enough. 398 00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:20,084 Yeah, so, um, I came up 399 00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:22,145 with an even better song we can play instead. 400 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,313 (scat singing) 401 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:26,315 ♪ Butternut squash? Better not, Josh. ♪ 402 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,501 ♪ Butternut squash? Better not, Josh. ♪ 403 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,003 Definitely brings up some valid issues, 404 00:15:31,156 --> 00:15:32,597 but not totally feeling it. 405 00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:36,659 Yeah, I mean, that is great, but it's not "Parents" level great. 406 00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:39,845 Ham, just be happy you wrote the perfect song. 407 00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:42,348 -"Parents" rules. -Mm... 408 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,350 HONEYBEE: Well, it's two minutes 409 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,185 and 48 seconds of something. I just hope it's ready. 410 00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:47,946 PEPPERS: Good evening, everyone. 411 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,338 I am Mayor Peppers, and tonight 412 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:51,265 we're here to talk about Lone Moose. 413 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,451 But first, let us acknowledge that before this place 414 00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:56,103 was called "Lone Moose" by some very cold 415 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,604 and very grabby Europeans, 416 00:15:57,699 --> 00:16:00,850 it was the homeland of my ancestors, the Sugpiaq people, 417 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:03,369 for thousands and thousands and thousands of years. 418 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,630 And while land acknowledgements are fine, 419 00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:08,615 it'd be better if they just went ahead and gave the land back. 420 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,711 I'd also like to say that I believe Vera over there 421 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,787 took my cupcake caddy Tupperware 422 00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:15,381 at last month's bingo night. 423 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,217 So, if you feel like giving her a disapproving head shake, 424 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:19,626 by all means, go for it. 425 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,388 And now it's time to let the Moose loose. 426 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:26,375 Later, we'll be hearing from the CEO of the cuckoo clock factory. 427 00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:29,303 But first, help me welcome Lone Moose's 428 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:32,806 very first punk rock and roll band, 429 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,066 Messengers of Chaos, 430 00:16:34,219 --> 00:16:35,885 -with a youthful song. -(applause) 431 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,887 I wore a button today, too. 432 00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,646 And I brought both of these. 433 00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:41,390 Cool. 434 00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:43,835 -(guitar plays over speaker) -Hi. 435 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,838 Um, we're Messengers of, um, Chaos, 436 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,931 and this song is called... 437 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,041 (mumbling): "Parents." 438 00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:52,260 One, two, three, four. 439 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,496 ♪ Parents, uh, parents... ♪ 440 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,514 (singing gibberish) 441 00:16:56,741 --> 00:17:00,685 -What are you doing, man? -(whimpering) 442 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,687 (speaker feedback) 443 00:17:02,914 --> 00:17:04,004 Ham? 444 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,173 Okay, well, while we figure that out, 445 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,175 let's take a moment to meet the CEO 446 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,570 from Elegant Cuckoos, Paul Reingold. 447 00:17:12,106 --> 00:17:13,939 Cuckoo. What do you think of 448 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,775 when you hear the word "cuckoo"? 449 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:20,163 Wrong. What you should think is inspiration. 450 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,768 -Ham? Hey, what's going on? -Dad. 451 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,027 (clears throat, sighs) 452 00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:28,287 I have a confession to make. 453 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,881 I was about to sing a terrible song 454 00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,532 about how parents are jerks, 455 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,276 and then everyone would think I was singing about you, 456 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:36,054 including you, but it's not even about you. Not really. 457 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,631 Well, what do the song words say? 458 00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:41,634 Hmm. You know, just that parents are jerks 459 00:17:41,786 --> 00:17:44,228 and that they stink and they're dumb and they're bossy. 460 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,971 You know, that kind of thing. 461 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:47,973 Ham, it's okay. In fact, 462 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,975 I have honestly been relieved 463 00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:51,961 to finally see your rebellious side. 464 00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:55,573 I mean, you have always been so agreeable and so helpful. 465 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,909 You don't earn the title Chore Chief for nothing. 466 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,802 I love being a Chore Chief. 467 00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:02,822 I guess I am hard-core about hard chores. 468 00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:04,323 I know you are, son. 469 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:07,326 But it's okay to explore your rebellious side. 470 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,088 -Really? -Yes, and I would be honored 471 00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,924 for you to sing a disparaging song about me. 472 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,426 -(gasps) You would? -Very much. 473 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,987 And if being a proud parent makes me a jerk, 474 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:20,005 then I'm the jerkiest parent there is. 475 00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:21,841 You call me Beef Jerky. 476 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,250 Thanks, Beef Jerky. 477 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,312 Now get in there and give me hell. 478 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,849 Hey, sorry about that, everybody. 479 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,277 You know, punk rock is about saying what you really think, 480 00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:34,595 no matter what. 481 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,781 It also seems to be about wearing army coats 482 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,098 with lots of buttons. 483 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,450 Honestly, I'm still learning. 484 00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:42,178 Anyway, this song is about what I really think. 485 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:44,163 It's called "Parents." 486 00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:48,292 ♪ Parents, don't they know they're neat? ♪ 487 00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:51,370 ♪ Parents, make the food I eat ♪ 488 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:54,540 ♪ Parents, drive me to the mall ♪ 489 00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:58,118 ♪ Parents, buy expensive dolls ♪ 490 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,972 ♪ Parents, they have cool careers ♪ 491 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:04,717 ♪ Parents, help me face my fears! ♪ 492 00:19:05,703 --> 00:19:08,312 I love my dad and I don't care who knows it. 493 00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,606 (song ends) 494 00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,300 -Hey, Ham. -Hey, Quay. 495 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,211 Sorry that I changed the lyrics of our song 496 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:17,229 into a song about how I like parents. 497 00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:19,139 If you want to kick me out of the band, I get it. 498 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,492 Actually, that was really punk rock, 499 00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:23,402 changing the words at the last minute like that. Plus, 500 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,223 my mom liked it, and she kind of does a lot of stuff for me. 501 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:30,817 And now, a very special video 502 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,503 by Wolf and Honeybee Shaw-Tobin. 503 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,414 Here is To Lone Moose, With Love. 504 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:37,583 Greta Gerwig, give us your light. 505 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:42,571 ♪ Why, ballerina, why, ballerina, why? ♪ 506 00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:45,016 And that's how you fill a pitcher with water. 507 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,409 Why are they so quiet? 508 00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:48,019 Maybe this is just a total disaster. 509 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,579 Hey, that's my house! 510 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:55,026 And there's the gazebo! I've sat there. 511 00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:58,029 (gasps) That's my backyard! 512 00:19:58,256 --> 00:19:59,271 And my werewolf mask! 513 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,032 I lent it to them. (laughs) 514 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:03,517 -Wow. -I recognize so many places. 515 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,537 This is the best movie I have ever seen. 516 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,706 WOMAN'S VOICE: 517 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,024 (applause) 518 00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,526 We made a masterpiece. 519 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,214 You complete me. And our video projects. 520 00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:17,940 HAM: The trick to writing 521 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:20,459 a good punk song is finding something that you're mad about 522 00:20:20,611 --> 00:20:22,053 and then just kind of shoutin' it. 523 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:23,612 Huh, sounds easy enough. 524 00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:26,799 Let me think of something that really makes me furious. 525 00:20:26,951 --> 00:20:28,375 Oh, okay, I-I have one. 526 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,619 (Ham scat sings rhythmically) 527 00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:32,897 ♪ People who rake their leaves in piles ♪ 528 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:35,307 ♪ And leave them to blow in the wind ♪ 529 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,142 ♪ Are very inefficient people. ♪ 530 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,219 -That was great. -I have-I have more. 531 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,554 (Ham scat sings rhythmically) 532 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,906 ♪ And now their leaves ♪ 533 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:43,407 ♪ Are all over the road ♪ 534 00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:44,909 ♪ And that seems very thoughtless ♪ 535 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,060 ♪ Bag your leaves in a timely fashion ♪ 536 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,988 ♪ Bag your leaves in a timely fashion! ♪ 537 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,565 ♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪ 538 00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,476 ♪ Tortillas and beans, nuh-uh, Eugene ♪ 539 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:56,570 ♪ Nice piece of fish-a, you wish, Tricia ♪ 540 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:59,331 ♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪ 541 00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:01,575 ♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪ 542 00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:03,669 ♪ Corn on the cobb, you disappoint me, Rob ♪ 543 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,913 ♪ PB and jelly, forget it, Shelly ♪ 544 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,416 ♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪ 545 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,585 ♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪ 546 00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:14,087 ♪ Blueberry pie, you're dreaming, Ty ♪ 547 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,923 ♪ Pastrami, Reuben, hell, no, uh, Reuben ♪ 548 00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:19,110 ♪ Butternut squash, better not, Josh ♪ 549 00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:21,112 ♪ Butternut squash, better not. ♪ 550 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,855 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 551 00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:24,615 and TOYOTA.