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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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Hello, I'm Judy Tobin.
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And I'm going to tell you
a story about a day.
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You know when you have one of
those really great days?
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-You look like you do.
-Please don't point at me.
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One of those days when you get
to the drive-through at 11:05
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and they still sell you
a hash brown.
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Or when you fart
but someone else farts louder
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and at the same time.
Do you guys need more examples?
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I wouldn't mind one
or two more, honestly.
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I just need you to understand,
and I need you to understand...
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in the form of a musical
that's a tribute
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to many other musicals.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I have a big appointment ♪
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♪ This morning ♪
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♪ There's no way
that I could feel low ♪
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♪ Because the place
I'm excited to be going ♪
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♪ Is my absolute favorite
place to go ♪
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♪ You're probably going,
"Judy, where you going?" ♪
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♪ "Is it Bermuda
or maybe Bora Bora?" ♪
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♪ No, the place
that I am taking me ♪
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♪ Is what Paris
wishes it could be ♪
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♪ And makes me feel
like Mary Tyler Moore-ah ♪
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♪ And I'm throwing my hat in ♪
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♪ Whatever city
she did that in ♪
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♪ Maybe it was Manhattan ♪
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♪ Hold on, I have to
let my cat in ♪
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I have a cat in this story,
because I needed the rhyme.
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Okay, stop-- don't
show me your anus.
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♪ When I said my favorite place,
what I meant is ♪
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♪ I'm headed to the dentist ♪
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♪ A toast to today 'cause
I'm going to the dentist ♪
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♪ A toast to today ♪
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♪ Yes, the dentist
is my friend-est ♪
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♪ Some toast you say? ♪
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♪ That sounds delightful ♪
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♪ I think I'm gonna
have a bite-ful ♪
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♪ Of some toast for today ♪
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Yep, I was thinking
about the dentist.
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But the rest of my family
was thinking about
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what they always think about
in the morning.
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ You can keep
your eggs and bacon ♪
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♪ There's only one road
that I'm takin' ♪
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♪ Eating un-toasted bread ♪
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♪ I'd rather be dead ♪
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♪ Some toast,
some toast for today ♪
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Hot damn. Toast jam.
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Hope Mrs. Toastie is ready
for a back-to-back morning.
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She's never let us down
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since we rescued her
ten years ago
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from the closing-down
Olive Garden.
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We chose her over the blender,
and she's been so grateful.
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-♪ A toast to today ♪
-♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ We love bagels,
buns and strudels ♪
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ A day without toast
is just brutal ♪
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-♪ A toast to today ♪
-♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ I love toast and I mean this ♪
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ If I could,
I'd toast my penis ♪
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You shouldn't do that, son.
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♪ Some people put the dentist ♪
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♪ On top of their fears ♪
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♪ But I've been
a dentist lover for years ♪
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♪ I've had retainer, spacers,
headgear, now braces ♪
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♪ I go so much, the staff
greets me with embraces ♪
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♪ Why make one piece of toast
when you can make three? ♪
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♪ I must go floss
to prepare for thee! ♪
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-♪ A toast to today ♪
-♪ Some toast for today ♪
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-Aah!
-Mrs. Toastie, no!
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-You're toasting yourself!
-Save her, Dad! Save her!
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Let me do mouth-to-mouth
on her slot.
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Sweetie, no.
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♪ Attention, students ♪
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♪ What is it? What is it? ♪
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♪ I have a big announcement ♪
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Forget about the test
I have to take in a minute.
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Or the fact that
it's my birthday today
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and nobody remembered.
What's up with you, Judy?
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I'm so glad you asked.
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I have a dentist appointment
today!
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♪ It's where I got my look ♪
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-♪ The key to my beauty ♪
-Look at those braces.
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♪ Braces, braces,
braces, braces ♪
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-♪ Must be Judy ♪
-♪ A toast to today ♪
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♪ Nothing's getting in my way ♪
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Judy, big news.
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Not now, Gill!
This is my fantasy!
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No, you're gonna want
to hear this.
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Okay, one second.
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♪ A toast to today. ♪
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-What's up?
-You know that open mic
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you're always
talking about going to?
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-In Death Cliff?
-What's Death Cliff?
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It's a town a ferry ride away.
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It's just named that because,
during the Gold Rush,
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they used the cliff
for the death penalty.
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But now it's full
of hang gliders. (sighs)
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And they barely ever die.
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Anyway, there's this
really cool café there
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that has an over-21 open mic
every Friday.
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It's called
The Dark Side of the Mug.
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They have wine and CBD lattes.
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My mom goes there to relax
when her candles
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"just aren't cutting it."
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And on my 21st birthday,
I intend to go there
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to perform a one-woman musical
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and have a glass
of sauvignon blanc.
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(scoffs)
Judy, we're going this Friday.
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The bouncer
got bad LASIK surgery,
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so he's been letting everyone in
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because he's too embarrassed
to admit he can't
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actually see the IDs.
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Wait, so we're gonna sneak in?
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Oh, um, well, I wish I could,
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but even if I got in, there's
no way they'd let me stay in.
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I'd be kicked out
'cause of my braces.
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They always give me away
as too young.
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Remember when I got turned away
from that R-rated movie,
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Sex Vacation? Trust me,
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I am bummed to say this,
I'm just devastated,
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but you'll have to go
to the open mic without me.
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Judy, if you just want to come
over to my house instead,
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we can play with my hamster.
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Gill, no! But Peanut Butter's
still alive?
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He's 19.
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So now you're thinking, "Wait.
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"You just said you couldn't go
to the open mic night.
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So why are you here?
At the open mic night?"
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Are we allowed to heckle yet?
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Well, I was about
to meet someone
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who would change everything.
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♪ Graduation day is behind me ♪
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♪ I've leveled up in life ♪
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♪ I finished school ♪
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♪ There'll be no more teachers ♪
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♪ Naggin' me like a wife ♪
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Yeah, you heard me right--
I don't have a wife yet,
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but if I did,
she'd be very nice to me.
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♪ I am Dr. Gary, and I'm
no longer the apprentice ♪
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♪ Startin' today
I make my own rules ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm a licensed
dentist ♪
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♪ No need to send reminders ♪
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♪ Come whenever feels right ♪
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♪ I'm not your typical dentist,
I'm a freakin' delight ♪
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♪ The world is ready
for a dentist who understands ♪
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♪ I've got my hands
in your mouth ♪
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♪ And your mouth in my hands ♪
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GIBBONS: Judy Tobin,
your dad's here to pick you up.
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-(students oohing)
-It's time!
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♪ Your teeth
will think I'm cool ♪
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♪ Although they cannot say it ♪
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♪ I got a killer playlist ♪
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♪ You'll wanna sing
when I play it ♪
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It's got a Macklemore remix
of "Gangnam Style." Oops!
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Oh, poop. I don't think that's
supposed to be happening.
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How do I turn this thing off?
Carol! Help?
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Oh, hello, Carol.
I trust I don't need to sign in.
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Everybody has to sign in.
You know that, Judy.
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Is my favorite dentist/
orthodontist/
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very close female friend
ready for me?
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She's actually out today,
but her new partner is in.
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Interesting.
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Oh, hello. I'm Judy.
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I'm probably gonna be one of
your favorite patients.
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I actually like dentists.
My mouth is in your hands.
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16 and you still
got those braces on?
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Huh. That must be a bummer.
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♪ Your mouth is in my hands ♪
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♪ And I'm a dental freak ♪
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♪ Well, this dentist's
got great news ♪
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♪ I'll be taking
your braces off ♪
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-♪ This week. ♪
-What?!
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Yeah, that's right--
Dr. Gary was gonna
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take my braces off.
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Have you seen the movie
Face/Off?
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Well, this rhymes with that.
This was Brace/Off.
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Yes! My favorite kind of story
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is one that rhymes with another,
unrelated story.
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♪ ♪
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♪ He'll be taking
my braces off ♪
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♪ Might as well be taking
my faces off ♪
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♪ They've always been my thing ♪
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♪ Like the hobbits
and that ring ♪
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Or Zach Braff's smile.
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♪ This is supposed
to be a great moment ♪
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♪ I'll be new and improved ♪
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♪ So why am I the one
feeling removed? ♪
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-(meows)
-(sighs)
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I'm so happy
I have you in this story.
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Can we cool it with the
anus business? Come on.
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(sighs)
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Uh-oh. A flop and a sigh.
What's going on, Jude?
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Ever since Dr. Gary said
I'm getting my braces off,
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I've felt... sad?
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Well, you were always going
to get them off eventually.
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It's a part of growing up.
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Like learning to
shave your legs,
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and then not caring enough
to do it.
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But, Judy, once your teeth are
out of those little wire jails,
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you can do anything.
The day after I got mine off,
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I went right over
to the car dealership and,
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through a series
of miscommunications,
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got trapped in a car trunk
for three days.
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I guess I better go look
in the mirror
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and sigh a little bit more.
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Good luck with
your sighing, Judy.
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Remember to breath
from your diaphragm!
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Okay, now I know everyone's
still devastated
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about Mrs. Toastie.
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But you know what
they say about grief:
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just swallow your pain,
try to forget about it,
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drink if you have to, then
move on as quickly as possible.
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So we went over to Junkyard
Kyle's to find a replacement.
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Meet... Mr. Toastie.
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(all aahing)
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We don't deserve toasters.
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ Our old toaster is in heaven ♪
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ That's why we bought you,
Kevin ♪
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Wait, I thought
his name was Mr. Toastie?
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Yeah. Mr. Kevin Toastie, Esq.
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He's a butler and a lawyer.
Busy guy.
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ We love you
from here to Venus ♪
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♪ Some toast for today ♪
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♪ Today's the day
I toast my penis! ♪
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Wolf, please don't.
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I can't believe
this toaster was free.
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There's absolutely
nothing wrong with it.
247
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-Aah!
-Mr. Toastie!
-No!
248
00:08:39,836 --> 00:08:42,579
Moose koosh ba-goosh.
Not again!
249
00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:45,023
Judy, Ham told me
about your braces.
250
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Now you can come to
the open mic night with us.
251
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(Judy groans)
252
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I know what you're thinking.
That my feelings
253
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about getting my braces off
were somehow related
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to the dread I was having
about actually
255
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sneaking into
a 21-and-over open mic.
256
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,762
Ugh. Is anybody else's
table wobbly?
257
00:08:58,855 --> 00:09:00,705
Oh, my God, Steven,
pay attention!
258
00:09:00,932 --> 00:09:04,025
I'm so excited. Maybe we'll
meet some 20-year-old twins
259
00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:05,435
who both play guitar.
260
00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,287
-(whispers): Sounds great.
-(school bell rings)
261
00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:08,772
You want me to wait for you
for lunch?
262
00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:12,108
Oh, no, you go ahead.
I'll catch up in a minute.
263
00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,261
(Judy sighs)
264
00:09:16,464 --> 00:09:17,280
(sighs heavily)
265
00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:19,449
(groans) Okay, fine.
266
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,726
I'm engaging.
What's going on, Judy?
267
00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:24,712
I just have a lot of emotions
in my body currently.
268
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,623
Mostly happy ones, I think.
269
00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:28,716
Happy, huh? That's why
you stayed in here for lunch,
270
00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:29,901
to sit alone with a teacher?
271
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I'm getting my braces
off tomorrow.
272
00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:34,221
Okay, that seems... good?
273
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,648
Well, it's just... (sighs)
274
00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,725
You know, at first I thought
I didn't want them off
275
00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:39,226
because it's kind of my thang.
276
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,912
-Judy, no.
-Sorry. Thing.
277
00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,989
But I stayed up all night
worrying about it
278
00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:44,732
and now I think
it might be more than that.
279
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,418
Maybe it's not about the braces,
280
00:09:46,645 --> 00:09:48,828
but it's about what they,
uh, symbolize.
281
00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,788
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I don't follow.
282
00:09:50,941 --> 00:09:53,240
Ugh! I'm eating lunch
in the bathroom from now on.
283
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,002
Listen, maybe this is less about
what you're leaving behind
284
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,079
and more about what you're
heading towards.
285
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,099
You know? You have braces
when you're...?
286
00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,158
Me?
287
00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:03,268
Young. When you're young, Judy.
288
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:04,510
Getting your braces off means
289
00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:05,920
you won't look
like a kid anymore.
290
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,347
It's a big step
towards adulthood.
291
00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:08,773
And maybe you've picked up
from pop culture
292
00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:11,276
that all adults do is sit around
and long for their youth,
293
00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:12,944
à la Mr. Bruce Springsteen.
294
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,170
But that can't be right.
295
00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,005
Adulthood is probably exciting.
296
00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:18,116
Oh, Judy, you pleasant
little fool.
297
00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:21,027
♪ I thought I was going
to be Edgar Allan Poe ♪
298
00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:25,290
♪ But now I just yell at teens
about where candy wrappers go ♪
299
00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:28,852
They go in the trash,
not next to the trash.
300
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,277
♪ No one will ever
read my novel ♪
301
00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:33,131
♪ No one will ever
hear the audiobook ♪
302
00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:35,116
♪ I do all the voices ♪
303
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,136
♪ Quoth the Raven:
You've made poor choices ♪
304
00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:39,712
Wait, what's happening?
305
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,122
We're on a merry-go-round.
306
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,548
That's a good metaphor
for adulthood, right?
307
00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,792
You're just going around
and around in circles
308
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,311
wishing you had a better horse.
309
00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,721
Oh, look, I got a brown one that
doesn't go up and down anymore.
310
00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:50,039
Yippee for me.
311
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,875
And when it comes to adulthood,
you better...
312
00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:53,467
-♪ Brace yourself ♪
-Whoa!
313
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,320
♪ There're so many choices
you have to make ♪
314
00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:58,973
♪ Brace yourself, every choice
might be a mistake ♪
315
00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,734
We're in the mall?
But why are we in Toast by Jan?
316
00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:03,978
So we can confirm all your
deepest fears about adulthood,
317
00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:05,889
obviously.
318
00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,648
♪ You think I grew up
dreaming of selling bread? ♪
319
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,670
♪ I was on my way to Harvard
to study pre-med ♪
320
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:14,155
♪ But then I got pregnant,
stayed in Lone Moose ♪
321
00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,823
♪ Opened up this shop ♪
322
00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:19,177
♪ Now my only patients
are toasters that won't pop ♪
323
00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,587
Aah! What? What's happening?
324
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,014
♪ Brace yourself ♪
325
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,332
♪ You are right
to be concerned ♪
326
00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:29,412
♪ Brace yourself, one wrong
step and you'll get burned ♪
327
00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,414
So, Jan wishes
she went to med school.
328
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,082
All right,
I'll just become a doctor.
329
00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,084
You don't get it, do you?
330
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,754
♪ I went to med school
and become a doctor ♪
331
00:11:37,772 --> 00:11:40,198
♪ But you know what?
I wish I traveled ♪
332
00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,108
♪ I always dream of Greece ♪
333
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,201
♪ When I'm tying up a boring
belly button ♪
334
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:44,761
♪ That's unraveled ♪
335
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,429
So I'll travel a lot,
no problem.
336
00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,947
♪ Oh, no, you're mistaken ♪
337
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,024
♪ A life of travel
is not prime ♪
338
00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:53,211
♪ I traveled all through France
and got beat up by a mime ♪
339
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,271
He also stole
my traveler's checks.
340
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,048
♪ Brace yourself ♪
341
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,125
♪ There's no planning,
there's no luck ♪
342
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,626
♪ Brace yourself ♪
343
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,703
♪ No matter what you choose,
it might suck ♪
344
00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:05,056
No! I'm not ready! I get it.
I can't win.
345
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,967
-Just make it stop!
-♪ Brace yourself. ♪
346
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,543
Where are we now?
347
00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:11,971
We're at your work. Your shift
started ten minutes ago.
348
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,289
Disappearance smoke!
349
00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:14,882
JUDY:
And then that was it.
350
00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:16,292
I worked my mall shift,
went home,
351
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,718
met the brand-new
Rockin' Roller Toaster
352
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,571
that Wolf and Honeybee
brought home from Toast by Jan,
353
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:22,632
brushed my braces goodbye,
and fell asleep.
354
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,391
And then it was time to
get my braces off.
355
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,580
Was I nervous? Well, let's just
say my diarrhea had goose bumps.
356
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,750
Okay. Okay. Okay.
357
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,476
Okay, okay.
358
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:34,919
Okay, okay. Okay.
359
00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:36,162
Okay, okay, okay.
360
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,830
Let's play some mood music,
'cause this is
361
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,482
kind of a funeral
for your childhood.
362
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,167
You ever heard of the Beatles?
363
00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:44,245
No! I mean, yes, I've heard
of the Beatles. Everyone has.
364
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,181
But you can't
take my braces off! Bye!
365
00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:52,729
(panting)
366
00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,256
-Judy! Hi!
-Uh, hi?
367
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,517
Hop in. It's me!
Your tooth, Amberley.
368
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,320
And I've got all your other
teeth up here. Join us!
369
00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:01,337
Um...
370
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,688
It's ten dollars
for your ticket.
371
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,783
Just kidding. We're teeth,
what would we do with money?
372
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,267
Buy drugs?
(laughs)
373
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,537
-Judy!
-Quick! Before that dentist
catches you!
374
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,665
♪ ♪
375
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,964
So... anybody seen any...
TV shows lately?
376
00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,800
We only get to see them
a little bit.
377
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,543
You usually keep your mouth
closed while you watch.
378
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,044
I'd love to see Bosch.
379
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,362
Or a pornography.
380
00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:27,788
So, what are we, uh...?
381
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,124
We really don't want you
to get your braces off, Judy.
382
00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:32,126
Without the braces,
what's gonna happen to us?
383
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,312
Are we all gonna fall out?
Like the babies?!
384
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,314
20 beautiful babies.
All gone.
385
00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,465
As long as we all stay here
and never get off,
386
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,877
nothing bad will ever
happen to us.
387
00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:41,986
That's a relief.
388
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,230
Wait.
We're going to Death Cliff?
389
00:13:44,382 --> 00:13:45,990
Where the
over-21 open mic night is?
390
00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:47,383
No! I don't want to go!
391
00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,642
What if it's
like my teacher says?
392
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,978
I go, I meet the perfect guy,
and I marry him,
393
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,164
and he turns out to be one of
those guys who needs the waiter
394
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,907
to think he's funny at dinner.
395
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,852
Yeah, that's an extremely
valid concern
396
00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,671
and you're not overreacting.
397
00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:01,506
♪ Stay with us ♪
398
00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:02,915
♪ Stay on the bus ♪
399
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,567
♪ Oh, we'll all stay here
together ♪
400
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:06,511
-♪ Stay with us ♪
-♪ Stay with us ♪
401
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,329
-♪ Don't leave the bus ♪
-♪ Don't leave the bus ♪
402
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,406
♪ Yeah, we'll be braced
in here forever ♪
403
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:13,017
♪ I feel safe here,
I think I'll stay ♪
404
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:15,578
Great choice.
Help yourself to some crudités.
405
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:16,913
♪ And stay here ♪
406
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,431
♪ The doors are all locked
anyway ♪
407
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,174
-Sorry, what?
-♪ Stay with us ♪
408
00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:21,601
-♪ Stay on the bus ♪
-♪ Stay with us ♪
409
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,694
♪ Stay on the bus ♪
410
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:23,920
It seems like we're speeding up.
411
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,421
Are we speeding up? Wait.
Is that a college
412
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,757
out there?
I bet they have art classes.
413
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,016
Should we get off
and check it out?
414
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,427
-We never get off the bus.
-Never?
415
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,037
♪ The bus has everything
you need ♪
416
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,598
♪ Teeth, and teeth,
and teeth, and teeth ♪
417
00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:37,858
Wait, my hopes and dreams!
Stop the bus!
418
00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,769
♪ One way to be safe for sure ♪
419
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,437
♪ Is to be our prisoner ♪
420
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,864
♪ Think of the chaos
it could bring ♪
421
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,958
♪ If you try literally
anything ♪
422
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,052
♪ We're here to protect you ♪
423
00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,888
But you're not protecting me--
Ow! You're holding me back.
424
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,281
And you're actually biting me!
I'm driving.
425
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,875
-You guys are freaking maniacs!
-♪ Stay with us ♪
426
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,543
♪ Stay on the bus ♪
427
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,454
-♪ Stay with us ♪
-♪ Stay on the bus now ♪
428
00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:00,881
♪ I can't breathe underwater ♪
429
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,475
♪ I'm going to die ♪
430
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,068
-♪ Die with us ♪
-♪ Die on the bus ♪
431
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,386
♪ Die with us ♪
432
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,571
-♪ Die on the bus. ♪
-No!
433
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,147
I have to live! I have to try!
434
00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,299
I've never even seen
Vanilla Sky!
435
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,910
(screams)
436
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,136
(gasps)
437
00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:15,562
(panting):
Just a dream.
438
00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,917
It's so weird,
I have seen Vanilla Sky.
439
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:21,644
What are you doing up
at 3:00 a.m., Judy?
440
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:24,422
Oh, did inspiration strike?
Should I get the paint?
441
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:26,407
I had a nightmare
about my braces.
442
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,167
I mean, at first I thought
I didn't want them off
443
00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,094
because they were my thing--
you know, like...
444
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,912
-Zach Braff's smile?
-Mm-hmm.
445
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,765
But now I think
I should get my braces off
446
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,249
because I don't want
to be held back.
447
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,343
But that also means
I'm going to look old enough
448
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,178
to sneak
into an over-21 coffee shop.
449
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,587
Dark Side of the Mug?
450
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,348
I once met
a ribbon dancer there.
451
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,591
She stole a thousand dollars
from me.
452
00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:45,777
That's the place. Ugh!
453
00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:47,445
Soon I'll have to decide
where to go to college
454
00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:49,430
and how far away
I'll have to live from my family
455
00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:51,174
and whether I'll become
a doctor, or travel.
456
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:53,009
I mean, there are
some aggressive mimes out there,
457
00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:55,269
and no matter how confident I am
in whatever decision I make,
458
00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:57,346
it could still turn out
horrible anyway.
459
00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:59,457
I want my braces on,
but I also want them off!
460
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,701
How can I feel both
at the same time?
461
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,611
Judy, that's kind of
what becoming an adult is.
462
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:05,946
You're never really sure.
463
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,207
You just make
the best choice you can
464
00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:09,801
and see what happens.
465
00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:12,119
But you don't have to make
any big decisions tonight.
466
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,789
♪ Becoming an adult
really isn't all that bad ♪
467
00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:19,869
♪ You can move away or you
could stay closer to your dad ♪
468
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,980
I like the second one,
but no pressure.
469
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,558
♪ Life is like a buffet,
delicious and disgusting ♪
470
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,485
♪ You can have fun
no matter what you do ♪
471
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,636
♪ Tax accounting
or ghost busting ♪
472
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:33,899
♪ Sure, it might be terrible,
but it also might be great ♪
473
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,384
♪ You're on your own schedule ♪
474
00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,386
♪ There's no such thing
as early or late ♪
475
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:39,163
♪ So you can pace yourself ♪
476
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:42,000
♪ Who knows what great things
will come your way? ♪
477
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,484
♪ Pace yourself ♪
478
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,062
♪ No need to make
big decisions today... ♪
479
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,006
I know it's 3:00 a.m.,
but we saw the light on
480
00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:50,508
-and caught some FOMO.
-I'm just reminding Judy
481
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,510
she doesn't have to dread
growing up,
482
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:55,571
and you can't be afraid
to try things.
483
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:58,407
Three years ago,
I tried some sparkling water.
484
00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,667
(chuckles):
It's a little too lively
for my throat,
485
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,579
-but, hey, no regrets.
-HONEYBEE: ♪ And I tried ♪
486
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,248
♪ Moving to Alaska ♪
487
00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:07,433
-♪ So far, so good ♪
-♪ So great! ♪
488
00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:10,028
I mean, when I decided
to grow that rattail...
489
00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:12,104
♪ Nobody liked it ♪
490
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,606
♪ But I got through it ♪
491
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,092
♪ And then one day
my friend Cheesecake ♪
492
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,778
♪ Just ripped it
clean off my head ♪
493
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,204
And that was that.
494
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:21,947
♪ And, Judy, you were nervous ♪
495
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,283
♪ About becoming
a high schooler ♪
496
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,543
Oh. Hey, Ham.
497
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:28,695
♪ Now you're as beloved
as Paula Abdul ♪
498
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,214
♪ Hup! Pace yourself ♪
499
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:33,276
♪ Whoo! There's no right
and there's no wrong, hup! ♪
500
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,035
♪ Pace yourself, whoo! ♪
501
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,703
♪ Now, Moon,
finish up this song, hup! ♪
502
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,914
♪ You will be shocked
by all the good ♪
503
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,391
♪ That your life brings ♪
504
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:41,875
♪ I'm old enough ♪
505
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,303
♪ I know these things ♪
506
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,212
♪ Hup! ♪
507
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,565
♪ Pace yourself. ♪
508
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,026
Not again!
509
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,631
Not the Rockin' Roller Toaster!
510
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:58,993
♪ No toast for today. ♪
511
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:06,309
What the fruit punch is going on
with these flub dub toasters?
512
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,527
Wolf, have you checked out
this outlet?
513
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,420
I haven't.
514
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:10,646
Oh! You're right.
515
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:11,905
It's a good-looking outlet.
516
00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,591
That's not what I mean.
All these years,
517
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:17,077
and I didn't realize
it was a 130-volt outlet.
518
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,671
Mrs. Toastie died
of natural causes.
519
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,265
She was old, yeah, but she
was also a restaurant toaster.
520
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,342
She could handle
that kind of power,
521
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,770
-but these newer toasters can't.
-And here we thought
522
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,830
there was something wrong
with our toasters.
523
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:31,183
But the real problem was
actually buried a little deeper.
524
00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:33,669
Oh, yeah.
That happens sometimes.
525
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:35,446
We should check out
the other outlets, too.
526
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:37,356
Judy, will you... Judy?
527
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:40,034
-Judy?
-(car horn honking)
528
00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,012
Ready for my appointment, Dad.
529
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,513
It's in five hours, Jude.
530
00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,699
But, hey, if you want to wait
in there, fine by me.
531
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,108
I'll bring out a book.
532
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,703
I was finally ready
to say goodbye to my braces
533
00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:52,855
and hello to adulthood.
534
00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:53,947
Finally is right.
535
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,833
They have got to shut off
her microphone.
536
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,376
-(clears throat loudly)
-HELENA: Judy.
537
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,861
Dr. Helena? You're back.
538
00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:01,030
I was in Orlando reconnecting
with an old boyfriend.
539
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:02,974
Nothing like the stress
of a water park
540
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,884
to remind you why you broke up.
You ready?
541
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,128
I'm really glad you'll be the
one removing my braces today.
542
00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:11,540
Removing your braces?
Is that what Dr. Gary said?
543
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,726
Aw, what up, J-dawg?
Thought I heard the nerd alert.
544
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,711
Ha-ha! Kidding. Kinda.
545
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,897
Gary, why would you tell Judy
that her braces
546
00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:20,566
-are ready to come off?
-Um, I don't know if you heard
the nerd alert earlier,
547
00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:23,143
but Judy deals with that
every day, all the time.
548
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,054
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo!
Just constantly.
549
00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,556
General Dork of the Nerd Patrol
reporting for duty!
550
00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:28,666
-Hup, hup!
-Hey.
551
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,242
I'm sorry, sweetie,
but your braces
552
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,894
aren't quite ready
to be removed.
553
00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:33,487
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm a dentist now.
554
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,989
You need to respect me
as your colleague, Helena.
555
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,566
Yes, I am your colleague,
556
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,920
but first and foremost
I am your mother.
557
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,997
♪ You just don't get it, Mom,
you're a loser ♪
558
00:19:44,091 --> 00:19:45,758
-♪ This ain't right ♪
-♪ Loser, huh? ♪
559
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:48,019
♪ I guess this loser's
cancelling taco night ♪
560
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,671
-♪ What? You can't do that! ♪
-Yes, I can.
561
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,005
-(scoffs)
-Sorry, Judy,
562
00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,858
you have what we call
"crazy teeth."
563
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:56,585
You'll need to keep your braces
on for a little bit longer,
564
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:59,530
and possibly have them off and
on for the rest of your life.
565
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,348
You mean it?!
566
00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:02,683
So yeah,
567
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,018
that's my story,
short and sweet.
568
00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:06,946
It was not short, Judy.
569
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,040
You kids doing okay on snacks
down there?
570
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,449
Mom! Quiet, please!
571
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,435
Judy's summarizing
all that she's learned.
572
00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:14,045
Thanks for letting us use
your basement
573
00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:17,440
for our over-16 open mic night,
Mrs. Beavers.
574
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,500
Not a problem, kids.
I remember being too scared
575
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,719
to sneak into adult-only spaces
when I was your age.
576
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:25,056
-I still have to get drunk
to even walk into the DMV.
-(Steven scoffs)
577
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,373
We weren't scared.
578
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:27,950
The ferry price was
just way too high.
579
00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,952
Yeah, five dollars each. Crazy.
580
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,562
Plus, I was terrified.
My cousin's friend
581
00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:34,290
did a CBD latte, and he thought
his friend Allen was a turkey,
582
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,141
and he tried to stick him
in an oven.
583
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,476
And it wasn't even Thanksgiving.
584
00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:38,903
Okay.
So that was my first piece.
585
00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:40,554
And now my second piece
is called
586
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,556
"Meditations
on Changing for P.E."
587
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,966
There I was...
588
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,576
Judy! No! Absolutely not!
589
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,319
Okay, fine. Gil, you're up.
590
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,154
(clears throat)
My spoken-word poem
591
00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:51,307
is about the person I love most
in this world.
592
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,825
Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, Gill.
593
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,401
He has so many feelings for me.
594
00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:56,254
-My hamster, Peanut Butter.
-Oh.
595
00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:58,981
♪ Here I am, not a seagull,
but a sea-Gill ♪
596
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,150
♪ See? See my hands?
What am I holding? ♪
597
00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:02,668
♪ I'm holding ham... ster ♪
598
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,153
♪ My hamster, Peanut Butter ♪
599
00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:05,930
♪ Butter on my toast
this morning ♪
600
00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:08,415
♪ As I ate it, I thought
about my ham... ster ♪
601
00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:10,250
♪ My hamster, Peanut Butter ♪
602
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,344
♪ Together we can do anything,
anything we can do ♪
603
00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:14,939
♪ Except open doors, because
he has no thumbs... ster ♪
604
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,607
♪ He's a hamster,
not a thumb-ster ♪
605
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,276
♪ Thumbs, thumbs up
for our friendship ♪
606
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:19,944
♪ May it last forever ♪
607
00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:21,779
♪ But hamsters only live to
three, so let's make it count ♪
608
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,447
♪ One, two, three ♪
609
00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:24,931
♪ Yeah, I can count,
my teacher taught me ♪
610
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,542
♪ My teacher, Mrs. Ham... ♪
611
00:21:26,544 --> 00:21:28,344
♪ Ster, my hamster,
Peanut Butter. ♪
612
00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:30,437
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613
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