1 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,578 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:05,987 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,172 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:10,083 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,998 --> 00:00:16,590 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:17,683 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,746 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:24,097 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,749 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:29,528 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:34,158 (cheering) 15 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:38,428 Hello, I'm Judy Tobin. 16 00:00:38,522 --> 00:00:41,281 And I'm going to tell you a story about a day. 17 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:43,617 You know when you have one of those really great days? 18 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,027 -You look like you do. -Please don't point at me. 19 00:00:46,121 --> 00:00:48,438 One of those days when you get to the drive-through at 11:05 20 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:50,549 and they still sell you a hash brown. 21 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,626 Or when you fart but someone else farts louder 22 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,628 and at the same time. Do you guys need more examples? 23 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,613 I wouldn't mind one or two more, honestly. 24 00:00:56,632 --> 00:01:00,375 I just need you to understand, and I need you to understand... 25 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,135 in the form of a musical that's a tribute 26 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,729 to many other musicals. 27 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,822 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:05,882 --> 00:01:07,399 ♪ I have a big appointment ♪ 29 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:08,809 ♪ This morning ♪ 30 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:11,070 ♪ There's no way that I could feel low ♪ 31 00:01:11,221 --> 00:01:14,222 ♪ Because the place I'm excited to be going ♪ 32 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:16,633 ♪ Is my absolute favorite place to go ♪ 33 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:19,078 ♪ You're probably going, "Judy, where you going?" ♪ 34 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:21,580 ♪ "Is it Bermuda or maybe Bora Bora?" ♪ 35 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:23,307 ♪ No, the place that I am taking me ♪ 36 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,233 ♪ Is what Paris wishes it could be ♪ 37 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,901 ♪ And makes me feel like Mary Tyler Moore-ah ♪ 38 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,236 ♪ And I'm throwing my hat in ♪ 39 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,980 ♪ Whatever city she did that in ♪ 40 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:31,423 ♪ Maybe it was Manhattan ♪ 41 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:33,166 ♪ Hold on, I have to let my cat in ♪ 42 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,152 I have a cat in this story, because I needed the rhyme. 43 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:37,096 Okay, stop-- don't show me your anus. 44 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:39,673 ♪ When I said my favorite place, what I meant is ♪ 45 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:41,600 ♪ I'm headed to the dentist ♪ 46 00:01:41,751 --> 00:01:44,678 ♪ A toast to today 'cause I'm going to the dentist ♪ 47 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,163 ♪ A toast to today ♪ 48 00:01:46,256 --> 00:01:47,831 ♪ Yes, the dentist is my friend-est ♪ 49 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:49,833 ♪ Some toast you say? ♪ 50 00:01:49,852 --> 00:01:51,426 ♪ That sounds delightful ♪ 51 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,112 ♪ I think I'm gonna have a bite-ful ♪ 52 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:55,021 ♪ Of some toast for today ♪ 53 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,782 Yep, I was thinking about the dentist. 54 00:01:57,009 --> 00:01:58,892 But the rest of my family was thinking about 55 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:01,102 what they always think about in the morning. 56 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,454 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 57 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:04,272 ♪ You can keep your eggs and bacon ♪ 58 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:05,940 ♪ There's only one road that I'm takin' ♪ 59 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,127 ♪ Eating un-toasted bread ♪ 60 00:02:08,278 --> 00:02:09,686 ♪ I'd rather be dead ♪ 61 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,630 ♪ Some toast, some toast for today ♪ 62 00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:13,039 Hot damn. Toast jam. 63 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:16,135 Hope Mrs. Toastie is ready for a back-to-back morning. 64 00:02:16,286 --> 00:02:17,469 She's never let us down 65 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,045 since we rescued her ten years ago 66 00:02:19,198 --> 00:02:20,714 from the closing-down Olive Garden. 67 00:02:20,866 --> 00:02:23,809 We chose her over the blender, and she's been so grateful. 68 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,535 -♪ A toast to today ♪ -♪ Some toast for today ♪ 69 00:02:25,629 --> 00:02:27,737 ♪ We love bagels, buns and strudels ♪ 70 00:02:27,797 --> 00:02:28,981 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 71 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:31,057 ♪ A day without toast is just brutal ♪ 72 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,392 -♪ A toast to today ♪ -♪ Some toast for today ♪ 73 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,652 ♪ I love toast and I mean this ♪ 74 00:02:33,803 --> 00:02:35,136 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 75 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:36,655 ♪ If I could, I'd toast my penis ♪ 76 00:02:36,882 --> 00:02:38,048 You shouldn't do that, son. 77 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:40,308 ♪ Some people put the dentist ♪ 78 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,735 ♪ On top of their fears ♪ 79 00:02:41,887 --> 00:02:43,904 ♪ But I've been a dentist lover for years ♪ 80 00:02:44,056 --> 00:02:47,391 ♪ I've had retainer, spacers, headgear, now braces ♪ 81 00:02:47,409 --> 00:02:50,335 ♪ I go so much, the staff greets me with embraces ♪ 82 00:02:50,562 --> 00:02:53,172 ♪ Why make one piece of toast when you can make three? ♪ 83 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:56,175 ♪ I must go floss to prepare for thee! ♪ 84 00:02:56,326 --> 00:02:57,901 -♪ A toast to today ♪ -♪ Some toast for today ♪ 85 00:02:57,994 --> 00:02:59,419 -Aah! -Mrs. Toastie, no! 86 00:02:59,571 --> 00:03:01,180 -You're toasting yourself! -Save her, Dad! Save her! 87 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:03,073 Let me do mouth-to-mouth on her slot. 88 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,165 Sweetie, no. 89 00:03:04,259 --> 00:03:05,409 ♪ Attention, students ♪ 90 00:03:05,427 --> 00:03:06,685 ♪ What is it? What is it? ♪ 91 00:03:06,912 --> 00:03:08,578 ♪ I have a big announcement ♪ 92 00:03:08,597 --> 00:03:10,247 Forget about the test I have to take in a minute. 93 00:03:10,265 --> 00:03:11,581 Or the fact that it's my birthday today 94 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:14,251 and nobody remembered. What's up with you, Judy? 95 00:03:14,269 --> 00:03:15,360 I'm so glad you asked. 96 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:17,362 I have a dentist appointment today! 97 00:03:17,514 --> 00:03:19,347 ♪ It's where I got my look ♪ 98 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,925 -♪ The key to my beauty ♪ -Look at those braces. 99 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:24,203 ♪ Braces, braces, braces, braces ♪ 100 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:26,279 -♪ Must be Judy ♪ -♪ A toast to today ♪ 101 00:03:26,432 --> 00:03:27,931 ♪ Nothing's getting in my way ♪ 102 00:03:28,024 --> 00:03:29,524 Judy, big news. 103 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,951 Not now, Gill! This is my fantasy! 104 00:03:31,103 --> 00:03:32,544 No, you're gonna want to hear this. 105 00:03:32,771 --> 00:03:33,770 Okay, one second. 106 00:03:33,863 --> 00:03:35,547 ♪ A toast to today. ♪ 107 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:37,382 -What's up? -You know that open mic 108 00:03:37,609 --> 00:03:38,717 you're always talking about going to? 109 00:03:38,868 --> 00:03:40,627 -In Death Cliff? -What's Death Cliff? 110 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:42,370 It's a town a ferry ride away. 111 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,871 It's just named that because, during the Gold Rush, 112 00:03:43,966 --> 00:03:45,390 they used the cliff for the death penalty. 113 00:03:45,617 --> 00:03:47,617 But now it's full of hang gliders. (sighs) 114 00:03:47,636 --> 00:03:48,894 And they barely ever die. 115 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:51,972 Anyway, there's this really cool café there 116 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:54,733 that has an over-21 open mic every Friday. 117 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:56,626 It's called The Dark Side of the Mug. 118 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,553 They have wine and CBD lattes. 119 00:03:58,647 --> 00:04:00,647 My mom goes there to relax when her candles 120 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:02,132 "just aren't cutting it." 121 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:04,392 And on my 21st birthday, I intend to go there 122 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,819 to perform a one-woman musical 123 00:04:05,971 --> 00:04:07,746 and have a glass of sauvignon blanc. 124 00:04:07,897 --> 00:04:09,414 (scoffs) Judy, we're going this Friday. 125 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,083 The bouncer got bad LASIK surgery, 126 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,417 so he's been letting everyone in 127 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:13,961 because he's too embarrassed to admit he can't 128 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:15,069 actually see the IDs. 129 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,755 Wait, so we're gonna sneak in? 130 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:18,982 Oh, um, well, I wish I could, 131 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:22,335 but even if I got in, there's no way they'd let me stay in. 132 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,337 I'd be kicked out 'cause of my braces. 133 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,822 They always give me away as too young. 134 00:04:25,915 --> 00:04:28,249 Remember when I got turned away from that R-rated movie, 135 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,935 Sex Vacation? Trust me, 136 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:31,603 I am bummed to say this, I'm just devastated, 137 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:33,605 but you'll have to go to the open mic without me. 138 00:04:33,757 --> 00:04:36,182 Judy, if you just want to come over to my house instead, 139 00:04:36,335 --> 00:04:37,442 we can play with my hamster. 140 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,778 Gill, no! But Peanut Butter's still alive? 141 00:04:39,929 --> 00:04:41,171 He's 19. 142 00:04:41,189 --> 00:04:42,522 So now you're thinking, "Wait. 143 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,449 "You just said you couldn't go to the open mic night. 144 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:47,694 So why are you here? At the open mic night?" 145 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,179 Are we allowed to heckle yet? 146 00:04:49,272 --> 00:04:51,123 Well, I was about to meet someone 147 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,849 who would change everything. 148 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:54,868 ♪ Graduation day is behind me ♪ 149 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,187 ♪ I've leveled up in life ♪ 150 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,630 ♪ I finished school ♪ 151 00:04:58,782 --> 00:05:00,281 ♪ There'll be no more teachers ♪ 152 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,116 ♪ Naggin' me like a wife ♪ 153 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,194 Yeah, you heard me right-- I don't have a wife yet, 154 00:05:04,212 --> 00:05:05,787 but if I did, she'd be very nice to me. 155 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:10,550 ♪ I am Dr. Gary, and I'm no longer the apprentice ♪ 156 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:13,127 ♪ Startin' today I make my own rules ♪ 157 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,314 ♪ 'Cause I'm a licensed dentist ♪ 158 00:05:15,465 --> 00:05:18,708 ♪ No need to send reminders ♪ 159 00:05:18,727 --> 00:05:20,635 ♪ Come whenever feels right ♪ 160 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:25,139 ♪ I'm not your typical dentist, I'm a freakin' delight ♪ 161 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:30,144 ♪ The world is ready for a dentist who understands ♪ 162 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,497 ♪ I've got my hands in your mouth ♪ 163 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,741 ♪ And your mouth in my hands ♪ 164 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:36,818 GIBBONS: Judy Tobin, your dad's here to pick you up. 165 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,244 -(students oohing) -It's time! 166 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:40,655 ♪ Your teeth will think I'm cool ♪ 167 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,841 ♪ Although they cannot say it ♪ 168 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:45,159 ♪ I got a killer playlist ♪ 169 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,179 ♪ You'll wanna sing when I play it ♪ 170 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,664 It's got a Macklemore remix of "Gangnam Style." Oops! 171 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,833 Oh, poop. I don't think that's supposed to be happening. 172 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,927 How do I turn this thing off? Carol! Help? 173 00:05:54,079 --> 00:05:56,538 Oh, hello, Carol. I trust I don't need to sign in. 174 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,915 Everybody has to sign in. You know that, Judy. 175 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:01,509 Is my favorite dentist/ orthodontist/ 176 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,103 very close female friend ready for me? 177 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:05,530 She's actually out today, but her new partner is in. 178 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:06,940 Interesting. 179 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,516 Oh, hello. I'm Judy. 180 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,110 I'm probably gonna be one of your favorite patients. 181 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:13,521 I actually like dentists. My mouth is in your hands. 182 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:15,265 16 and you still got those braces on? 183 00:06:15,283 --> 00:06:17,024 Huh. That must be a bummer. 184 00:06:17,119 --> 00:06:19,193 ♪ Your mouth is in my hands ♪ 185 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,713 ♪ And I'm a dental freak ♪ 186 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:24,532 ♪ Well, this dentist's got great news ♪ 187 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,551 ♪ I'll be taking your braces off ♪ 188 00:06:26,778 --> 00:06:28,595 -♪ This week. ♪ -What?! 189 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,542 Yeah, that's right-- Dr. Gary was gonna 190 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,952 take my braces off. 191 00:06:35,971 --> 00:06:37,545 Have you seen the movie Face/Off? 192 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:41,291 Well, this rhymes with that. This was Brace/Off. 193 00:06:41,309 --> 00:06:43,402 Yes! My favorite kind of story 194 00:06:43,553 --> 00:06:46,438 is one that rhymes with another, unrelated story. 195 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:47,797 ♪ ♪ 196 00:06:47,891 --> 00:06:52,059 ♪ He'll be taking my braces off ♪ 197 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:57,157 ♪ Might as well be taking my faces off ♪ 198 00:06:57,309 --> 00:06:59,976 ♪ They've always been my thing ♪ 199 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:03,313 ♪ Like the hobbits and that ring ♪ 200 00:07:03,331 --> 00:07:04,664 Or Zach Braff's smile. 201 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,484 ♪ This is supposed to be a great moment ♪ 202 00:07:07,502 --> 00:07:10,095 ♪ I'll be new and improved ♪ 203 00:07:10,322 --> 00:07:14,433 ♪ So why am I the one feeling removed? ♪ 204 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,176 -(meows) -(sighs) 205 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,937 I'm so happy I have you in this story. 206 00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:21,422 Can we cool it with the anus business? Come on. 207 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,607 (sighs) 208 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:25,518 Uh-oh. A flop and a sigh. What's going on, Jude? 209 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,280 Ever since Dr. Gary said I'm getting my braces off, 210 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:29,781 I've felt... sad? 211 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:32,175 Well, you were always going to get them off eventually. 212 00:07:32,268 --> 00:07:33,677 It's a part of growing up. 213 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:34,786 Like learning to shave your legs, 214 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:36,788 and then not caring enough to do it. 215 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:39,015 But, Judy, once your teeth are out of those little wire jails, 216 00:07:39,108 --> 00:07:42,035 you can do anything. The day after I got mine off, 217 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:44,370 I went right over to the car dealership and, 218 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:45,872 through a series of miscommunications, 219 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,024 got trapped in a car trunk for three days. 220 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:49,634 I guess I better go look in the mirror 221 00:07:49,786 --> 00:07:50,802 and sigh a little bit more. 222 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,378 Good luck with your sighing, Judy. 223 00:07:52,531 --> 00:07:54,030 Remember to breath from your diaphragm! 224 00:07:54,123 --> 00:07:56,199 Okay, now I know everyone's still devastated 225 00:07:56,218 --> 00:07:57,458 about Mrs. Toastie. 226 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,144 But you know what they say about grief: 227 00:07:59,295 --> 00:08:01,554 just swallow your pain, try to forget about it, 228 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:04,632 drink if you have to, then move on as quickly as possible. 229 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:07,635 So we went over to Junkyard Kyle's to find a replacement. 230 00:08:07,729 --> 00:08:09,896 Meet... Mr. Toastie. 231 00:08:10,048 --> 00:08:11,231 (all aahing) 232 00:08:11,383 --> 00:08:13,233 We don't deserve toasters. 233 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:14,400 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 234 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,069 ♪ Our old toaster is in heaven ♪ 235 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,496 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 236 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:18,980 ♪ That's why we bought you, Kevin ♪ 237 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:21,166 Wait, I thought his name was Mr. Toastie? 238 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:22,984 Yeah. Mr. Kevin Toastie, Esq. 239 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:25,578 He's a butler and a lawyer. Busy guy. 240 00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:27,080 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 241 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,174 ♪ We love you from here to Venus ♪ 242 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:30,542 ♪ Some toast for today ♪ 243 00:08:30,694 --> 00:08:32,511 ♪ Today's the day I toast my penis! ♪ 244 00:08:32,662 --> 00:08:33,995 Wolf, please don't. 245 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,997 I can't believe this toaster was free. 246 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,999 There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. 247 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,743 -Aah! -Mr. Toastie! -No! 248 00:08:39,836 --> 00:08:42,579 Moose koosh ba-goosh. Not again! 249 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:45,023 Judy, Ham told me about your braces. 250 00:08:45,174 --> 00:08:47,341 Now you can come to the open mic night with us. 251 00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:48,527 (Judy groans) 252 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:50,511 I know what you're thinking. That my feelings 253 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,589 about getting my braces off were somehow related 254 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:54,924 to the dread I was having about actually 255 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,943 sneaking into a 21-and-over open mic. 256 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,762 Ugh. Is anybody else's table wobbly? 257 00:08:58,855 --> 00:09:00,705 Oh, my God, Steven, pay attention! 258 00:09:00,932 --> 00:09:04,025 I'm so excited. Maybe we'll meet some 20-year-old twins 259 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:05,435 who both play guitar. 260 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,287 -(whispers): Sounds great. -(school bell rings) 261 00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:08,772 You want me to wait for you for lunch? 262 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:12,108 Oh, no, you go ahead. I'll catch up in a minute. 263 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,261 (Judy sighs) 264 00:09:16,464 --> 00:09:17,280 (sighs heavily) 265 00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:19,449 (groans) Okay, fine. 266 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,726 I'm engaging. What's going on, Judy? 267 00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:24,712 I just have a lot of emotions in my body currently. 268 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,623 Mostly happy ones, I think. 269 00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:28,716 Happy, huh? That's why you stayed in here for lunch, 270 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:29,901 to sit alone with a teacher? 271 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:32,070 I'm getting my braces off tomorrow. 272 00:09:32,221 --> 00:09:34,221 Okay, that seems... good? 273 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,648 Well, it's just... (sighs) 274 00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,725 You know, at first I thought I didn't want them off 275 00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:39,226 because it's kind of my thang. 276 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,912 -Judy, no. -Sorry. Thing. 277 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,989 But I stayed up all night worrying about it 278 00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:44,732 and now I think it might be more than that. 279 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,418 Maybe it's not about the braces, 280 00:09:46,645 --> 00:09:48,828 but it's about what they, uh, symbolize. 281 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,788 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't follow. 282 00:09:50,941 --> 00:09:53,240 Ugh! I'm eating lunch in the bathroom from now on. 283 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,002 Listen, maybe this is less about what you're leaving behind 284 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,079 and more about what you're heading towards. 285 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,099 You know? You have braces when you're...? 286 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,158 Me? 287 00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:03,268 Young. When you're young, Judy. 288 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:04,510 Getting your braces off means 289 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:05,920 you won't look like a kid anymore. 290 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,347 It's a big step towards adulthood. 291 00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:08,773 And maybe you've picked up from pop culture 292 00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:11,276 that all adults do is sit around and long for their youth, 293 00:10:11,503 --> 00:10:12,944 à la Mr. Bruce Springsteen. 294 00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,170 But that can't be right. 295 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,005 Adulthood is probably exciting. 296 00:10:16,024 --> 00:10:18,116 Oh, Judy, you pleasant little fool. 297 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:21,027 ♪ I thought I was going to be Edgar Allan Poe ♪ 298 00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:25,290 ♪ But now I just yell at teens about where candy wrappers go ♪ 299 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:28,852 They go in the trash, not next to the trash. 300 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,277 ♪ No one will ever read my novel ♪ 301 00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:33,131 ♪ No one will ever hear the audiobook ♪ 302 00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:35,116 ♪ I do all the voices ♪ 303 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,136 ♪ Quoth the Raven: You've made poor choices ♪ 304 00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:39,712 Wait, what's happening? 305 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,122 We're on a merry-go-round. 306 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,548 That's a good metaphor for adulthood, right? 307 00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,792 You're just going around and around in circles 308 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,311 wishing you had a better horse. 309 00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,721 Oh, look, I got a brown one that doesn't go up and down anymore. 310 00:10:48,874 --> 00:10:50,039 Yippee for me. 311 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,875 And when it comes to adulthood, you better... 312 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:53,467 -♪ Brace yourself ♪ -Whoa! 313 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,320 ♪ There're so many choices you have to make ♪ 314 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:58,973 ♪ Brace yourself, every choice might be a mistake ♪ 315 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,734 We're in the mall? But why are we in Toast by Jan? 316 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:03,978 So we can confirm all your deepest fears about adulthood, 317 00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:05,889 obviously. 318 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:07,648 ♪ You think I grew up dreaming of selling bread? ♪ 319 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:11,670 ♪ I was on my way to Harvard to study pre-med ♪ 320 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:14,155 ♪ But then I got pregnant, stayed in Lone Moose ♪ 321 00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,823 ♪ Opened up this shop ♪ 322 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:19,177 ♪ Now my only patients are toasters that won't pop ♪ 323 00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,587 Aah! What? What's happening? 324 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,014 ♪ Brace yourself ♪ 325 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,332 ♪ You are right to be concerned ♪ 326 00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:29,412 ♪ Brace yourself, one wrong step and you'll get burned ♪ 327 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,414 So, Jan wishes she went to med school. 328 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,082 All right, I'll just become a doctor. 329 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,084 You don't get it, do you? 330 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,754 ♪ I went to med school and become a doctor ♪ 331 00:11:37,772 --> 00:11:40,198 ♪ But you know what? I wish I traveled ♪ 332 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,108 ♪ I always dream of Greece ♪ 333 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,201 ♪ When I'm tying up a boring belly button ♪ 334 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:44,761 ♪ That's unraveled ♪ 335 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,429 So I'll travel a lot, no problem. 336 00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,947 ♪ Oh, no, you're mistaken ♪ 337 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,024 ♪ A life of travel is not prime ♪ 338 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:53,211 ♪ I traveled all through France and got beat up by a mime ♪ 339 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,271 He also stole my traveler's checks. 340 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,048 ♪ Brace yourself ♪ 341 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,125 ♪ There's no planning, there's no luck ♪ 342 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,626 ♪ Brace yourself ♪ 343 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,703 ♪ No matter what you choose, it might suck ♪ 344 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:05,056 No! I'm not ready! I get it. I can't win. 345 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,967 -Just make it stop! -♪ Brace yourself. ♪ 346 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,543 Where are we now? 347 00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:11,971 We're at your work. Your shift started ten minutes ago. 348 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,289 Disappearance smoke! 349 00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:14,882 JUDY: And then that was it. 350 00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:16,292 I worked my mall shift, went home, 351 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,718 met the brand-new Rockin' Roller Toaster 352 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,571 that Wolf and Honeybee brought home from Toast by Jan, 353 00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:22,632 brushed my braces goodbye, and fell asleep. 354 00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,391 And then it was time to get my braces off. 355 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,580 Was I nervous? Well, let's just say my diarrhea had goose bumps. 356 00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,750 Okay. Okay. Okay. 357 00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,476 Okay, okay. 358 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:34,919 Okay, okay. Okay. 359 00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:36,162 Okay, okay, okay. 360 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,830 Let's play some mood music, 'cause this is 361 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,482 kind of a funeral for your childhood. 362 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,167 You ever heard of the Beatles? 363 00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:44,245 No! I mean, yes, I've heard of the Beatles. Everyone has. 364 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,181 But you can't take my braces off! Bye! 365 00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:52,729 (panting) 366 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:55,256 -Judy! Hi! -Uh, hi? 367 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,517 Hop in. It's me! Your tooth, Amberley. 368 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,320 And I've got all your other teeth up here. Join us! 369 00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:01,337 Um... 370 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,688 It's ten dollars for your ticket. 371 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,783 Just kidding. We're teeth, what would we do with money? 372 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,267 Buy drugs? (laughs) 373 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,537 -Judy! -Quick! Before that dentist catches you! 374 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,665 ♪ ♪ 375 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,964 So... anybody seen any... TV shows lately? 376 00:13:20,191 --> 00:13:21,800 We only get to see them a little bit. 377 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,543 You usually keep your mouth closed while you watch. 378 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,044 I'd love to see Bosch. 379 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,362 Or a pornography. 380 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:27,788 So, what are we, uh...? 381 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,124 We really don't want you to get your braces off, Judy. 382 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:32,126 Without the braces, what's gonna happen to us? 383 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,312 Are we all gonna fall out? Like the babies?! 384 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,314 20 beautiful babies. All gone. 385 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,465 As long as we all stay here and never get off, 386 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,877 nothing bad will ever happen to us. 387 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:41,986 That's a relief. 388 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,230 Wait. We're going to Death Cliff? 389 00:13:44,382 --> 00:13:45,990 Where the over-21 open mic night is? 390 00:13:46,142 --> 00:13:47,383 No! I don't want to go! 391 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,642 What if it's like my teacher says? 392 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,978 I go, I meet the perfect guy, and I marry him, 393 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,164 and he turns out to be one of those guys who needs the waiter 394 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,907 to think he's funny at dinner. 395 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,852 Yeah, that's an extremely valid concern 396 00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,671 and you're not overreacting. 397 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:01,506 ♪ Stay with us ♪ 398 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:02,915 ♪ Stay on the bus ♪ 399 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,567 ♪ Oh, we'll all stay here together ♪ 400 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:06,511 -♪ Stay with us ♪ -♪ Stay with us ♪ 401 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,329 -♪ Don't leave the bus ♪ -♪ Don't leave the bus ♪ 402 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,406 ♪ Yeah, we'll be braced in here forever ♪ 403 00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:13,017 ♪ I feel safe here, I think I'll stay ♪ 404 00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:15,578 Great choice. Help yourself to some crudités. 405 00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:16,913 ♪ And stay here ♪ 406 00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,431 ♪ The doors are all locked anyway ♪ 407 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,174 -Sorry, what? -♪ Stay with us ♪ 408 00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:21,601 -♪ Stay on the bus ♪ -♪ Stay with us ♪ 409 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,694 ♪ Stay on the bus ♪ 410 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:23,920 It seems like we're speeding up. 411 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,421 Are we speeding up? Wait. Is that a college 412 00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,757 out there? I bet they have art classes. 413 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,016 Should we get off and check it out? 414 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,427 -We never get off the bus. -Never? 415 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,037 ♪ The bus has everything you need ♪ 416 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,598 ♪ Teeth, and teeth, and teeth, and teeth ♪ 417 00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:37,858 Wait, my hopes and dreams! Stop the bus! 418 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,769 ♪ One way to be safe for sure ♪ 419 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,437 ♪ Is to be our prisoner ♪ 420 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,864 ♪ Think of the chaos it could bring ♪ 421 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,958 ♪ If you try literally anything ♪ 422 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,052 ♪ We're here to protect you ♪ 423 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,888 But you're not protecting me-- Ow! You're holding me back. 424 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,281 And you're actually biting me! I'm driving. 425 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,875 -You guys are freaking maniacs! -♪ Stay with us ♪ 426 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,543 ♪ Stay on the bus ♪ 427 00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,454 -♪ Stay with us ♪ -♪ Stay on the bus now ♪ 428 00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:00,881 ♪ I can't breathe underwater ♪ 429 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,475 ♪ I'm going to die ♪ 430 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,068 -♪ Die with us ♪ -♪ Die on the bus ♪ 431 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,386 ♪ Die with us ♪ 432 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,571 -♪ Die on the bus. ♪ -No! 433 00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,147 I have to live! I have to try! 434 00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,299 I've never even seen Vanilla Sky! 435 00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,910 (screams) 436 00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,136 (gasps) 437 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:15,562 (panting): Just a dream. 438 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,917 It's so weird, I have seen Vanilla Sky. 439 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:21,644 What are you doing up at 3:00 a.m., Judy? 440 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:24,422 Oh, did inspiration strike? Should I get the paint? 441 00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:26,407 I had a nightmare about my braces. 442 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,167 I mean, at first I thought I didn't want them off 443 00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,094 because they were my thing-- you know, like... 444 00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,912 -Zach Braff's smile? -Mm-hmm. 445 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,765 But now I think I should get my braces off 446 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,249 because I don't want to be held back. 447 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,343 But that also means I'm going to look old enough 448 00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,178 to sneak into an over-21 coffee shop. 449 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,587 Dark Side of the Mug? 450 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,348 I once met a ribbon dancer there. 451 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,591 She stole a thousand dollars from me. 452 00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:45,777 That's the place. Ugh! 453 00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:47,445 Soon I'll have to decide where to go to college 454 00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:49,430 and how far away I'll have to live from my family 455 00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:51,174 and whether I'll become a doctor, or travel. 456 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:53,009 I mean, there are some aggressive mimes out there, 457 00:15:53,027 --> 00:15:55,269 and no matter how confident I am in whatever decision I make, 458 00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:57,346 it could still turn out horrible anyway. 459 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:59,457 I want my braces on, but I also want them off! 460 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,701 How can I feel both at the same time? 461 00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,611 Judy, that's kind of what becoming an adult is. 462 00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:05,946 You're never really sure. 463 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,207 You just make the best choice you can 464 00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:09,801 and see what happens. 465 00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:12,119 But you don't have to make any big decisions tonight. 466 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,789 ♪ Becoming an adult really isn't all that bad ♪ 467 00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:19,869 ♪ You can move away or you could stay closer to your dad ♪ 468 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,980 I like the second one, but no pressure. 469 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,558 ♪ Life is like a buffet, delicious and disgusting ♪ 470 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,485 ♪ You can have fun no matter what you do ♪ 471 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,636 ♪ Tax accounting or ghost busting ♪ 472 00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:33,899 ♪ Sure, it might be terrible, but it also might be great ♪ 473 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,384 ♪ You're on your own schedule ♪ 474 00:16:35,403 --> 00:16:37,386 ♪ There's no such thing as early or late ♪ 475 00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:39,163 ♪ So you can pace yourself ♪ 476 00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:42,000 ♪ Who knows what great things will come your way? ♪ 477 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:43,484 ♪ Pace yourself ♪ 478 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,062 ♪ No need to make big decisions today... ♪ 479 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,006 I know it's 3:00 a.m., but we saw the light on 480 00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:50,508 -and caught some FOMO. -I'm just reminding Judy 481 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,510 she doesn't have to dread growing up, 482 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:55,571 and you can't be afraid to try things. 483 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:58,407 Three years ago, I tried some sparkling water. 484 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,667 (chuckles): It's a little too lively for my throat, 485 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,579 -but, hey, no regrets. -HONEYBEE: ♪ And I tried ♪ 486 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,248 ♪ Moving to Alaska ♪ 487 00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:07,433 -♪ So far, so good ♪ -♪ So great! ♪ 488 00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:10,028 I mean, when I decided to grow that rattail... 489 00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:12,104 ♪ Nobody liked it ♪ 490 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,606 ♪ But I got through it ♪ 491 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,092 ♪ And then one day my friend Cheesecake ♪ 492 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,778 ♪ Just ripped it clean off my head ♪ 493 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,204 And that was that. 494 00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:21,947 ♪ And, Judy, you were nervous ♪ 495 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,283 ♪ About becoming a high schooler ♪ 496 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,543 Oh. Hey, Ham. 497 00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:28,695 ♪ Now you're as beloved as Paula Abdul ♪ 498 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,214 ♪ Hup! Pace yourself ♪ 499 00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:33,276 ♪ Whoo! There's no right and there's no wrong, hup! ♪ 500 00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,035 ♪ Pace yourself, whoo! ♪ 501 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,703 ♪ Now, Moon, finish up this song, hup! ♪ 502 00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,914 ♪ You will be shocked by all the good ♪ 503 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,391 ♪ That your life brings ♪ 504 00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:41,875 ♪ I'm old enough ♪ 505 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,303 ♪ I know these things ♪ 506 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,212 ♪ Hup! ♪ 507 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,565 ♪ Pace yourself. ♪ 508 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,026 Not again! 509 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,631 Not the Rockin' Roller Toaster! 510 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:58,993 ♪ No toast for today. ♪ 511 00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:06,309 What the fruit punch is going on with these flub dub toasters? 512 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,527 Wolf, have you checked out this outlet? 513 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,420 I haven't. 514 00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:10,646 Oh! You're right. 515 00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:11,905 It's a good-looking outlet. 516 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,591 That's not what I mean. All these years, 517 00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:17,077 and I didn't realize it was a 130-volt outlet. 518 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,671 Mrs. Toastie died of natural causes. 519 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,265 She was old, yeah, but she was also a restaurant toaster. 520 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,342 She could handle that kind of power, 521 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,770 -but these newer toasters can't. -And here we thought 522 00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,830 there was something wrong with our toasters. 523 00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:31,183 But the real problem was actually buried a little deeper. 524 00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:33,669 Oh, yeah. That happens sometimes. 525 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:35,446 We should check out the other outlets, too. 526 00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:37,356 Judy, will you... Judy? 527 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:40,034 -Judy? -(car horn honking) 528 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,012 Ready for my appointment, Dad. 529 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,513 It's in five hours, Jude. 530 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,699 But, hey, if you want to wait in there, fine by me. 531 00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,108 I'll bring out a book. 532 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,703 I was finally ready to say goodbye to my braces 533 00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:52,855 and hello to adulthood. 534 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:53,947 Finally is right. 535 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,833 They have got to shut off her microphone. 536 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,376 -(clears throat loudly) -HELENA: Judy. 537 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,861 Dr. Helena? You're back. 538 00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:01,030 I was in Orlando reconnecting with an old boyfriend. 539 00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:02,974 Nothing like the stress of a water park 540 00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,884 to remind you why you broke up. You ready? 541 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,128 I'm really glad you'll be the one removing my braces today. 542 00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:11,540 Removing your braces? Is that what Dr. Gary said? 543 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,726 Aw, what up, J-dawg? Thought I heard the nerd alert. 544 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,711 Ha-ha! Kidding. Kinda. 545 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,897 Gary, why would you tell Judy that her braces 546 00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:20,566 -are ready to come off? -Um, I don't know if you heard the nerd alert earlier, 547 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:23,143 but Judy deals with that every day, all the time. 548 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,054 Wee-ooo-wee-ooo! Just constantly. 549 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,556 General Dork of the Nerd Patrol reporting for duty! 550 00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:28,666 -Hup, hup! -Hey. 551 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,242 I'm sorry, sweetie, but your braces 552 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,894 aren't quite ready to be removed. 553 00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:33,487 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a dentist now. 554 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,989 You need to respect me as your colleague, Helena. 555 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,566 Yes, I am your colleague, 556 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,920 but first and foremost I am your mother. 557 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,997 ♪ You just don't get it, Mom, you're a loser ♪ 558 00:19:44,091 --> 00:19:45,758 -♪ This ain't right ♪ -♪ Loser, huh? ♪ 559 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:48,019 ♪ I guess this loser's cancelling taco night ♪ 560 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,671 -♪ What? You can't do that! ♪ -Yes, I can. 561 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,005 -(scoffs) -Sorry, Judy, 562 00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,858 you have what we call "crazy teeth." 563 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:56,585 You'll need to keep your braces on for a little bit longer, 564 00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:59,530 and possibly have them off and on for the rest of your life. 565 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,348 You mean it?! 566 00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:02,683 So yeah, 567 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,018 that's my story, short and sweet. 568 00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:06,946 It was not short, Judy. 569 00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,040 You kids doing okay on snacks down there? 570 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,449 Mom! Quiet, please! 571 00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,435 Judy's summarizing all that she's learned. 572 00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:14,045 Thanks for letting us use your basement 573 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:17,440 for our over-16 open mic night, Mrs. Beavers. 574 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,500 Not a problem, kids. I remember being too scared 575 00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,719 to sneak into adult-only spaces when I was your age. 576 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:25,056 -I still have to get drunk to even walk into the DMV. -(Steven scoffs) 577 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,373 We weren't scared. 578 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:27,950 The ferry price was just way too high. 579 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,952 Yeah, five dollars each. Crazy. 580 00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,562 Plus, I was terrified. My cousin's friend 581 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:34,290 did a CBD latte, and he thought his friend Allen was a turkey, 582 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,141 and he tried to stick him in an oven. 583 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,476 And it wasn't even Thanksgiving. 584 00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:38,903 Okay. So that was my first piece. 585 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:40,554 And now my second piece is called 586 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,556 "Meditations on Changing for P.E." 587 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,966 There I was... 588 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,576 Judy! No! Absolutely not! 589 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,319 Okay, fine. Gil, you're up. 590 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,154 (clears throat) My spoken-word poem 591 00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:51,307 is about the person I love most in this world. 592 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,825 Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, Gill. 593 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,401 He has so many feelings for me. 594 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:56,254 -My hamster, Peanut Butter. -Oh. 595 00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:58,981 ♪ Here I am, not a seagull, but a sea-Gill ♪ 596 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,150 ♪ See? See my hands? What am I holding? ♪ 597 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:02,668 ♪ I'm holding ham... ster ♪ 598 00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,153 ♪ My hamster, Peanut Butter ♪ 599 00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:05,930 ♪ Butter on my toast this morning ♪ 600 00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:08,415 ♪ As I ate it, I thought about my ham... ster ♪ 601 00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:10,250 ♪ My hamster, Peanut Butter ♪ 602 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,344 ♪ Together we can do anything, anything we can do ♪ 603 00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:14,939 ♪ Except open doors, because he has no thumbs... ster ♪ 604 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,607 ♪ He's a hamster, not a thumb-ster ♪ 605 00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,276 ♪ Thumbs, thumbs up for our friendship ♪ 606 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:19,944 ♪ May it last forever ♪ 607 00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:21,779 ♪ But hamsters only live to three, so let's make it count ♪ 608 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,447 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 609 00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:24,931 ♪ Yeah, I can count, my teacher taught me ♪ 610 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,542 ♪ My teacher, Mrs. Ham... ♪ 611 00:21:26,544 --> 00:21:28,344 ♪ Ster, my hamster, Peanut Butter. ♪ 612 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:30,437 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 613 00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:31,664 and TOYOTA.