1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,728 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,747 --> 00:00:06,063 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,081 --> 00:00:07,231 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:10,067 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,737 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,905 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:16,573 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,592 --> 00:00:17,665 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,354 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,506 --> 00:00:24,081 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:25,673 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:29,570 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:37,202 Alanis, it's official. 15 00:00:37,429 --> 00:00:38,353 In t-minus three days, 16 00:00:38,447 --> 00:00:41,040 I'm catching the bouquet. For fun. 17 00:00:41,191 --> 00:00:42,282 It's a wait and see on marriage right now. 18 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,025 Oh, that's right, the big wedding. 19 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,527 The biggest wedding. 20 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,121 Wolf and Honeybee? Everyone's excited. 21 00:00:48,274 --> 00:00:51,366 Dad even invited Dell as a "platonic friend-date" 22 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,202 and I saw him a-with ChapStick. 23 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,056 Isn't it "platonic"? Get it? 'Cause it won't be. 24 00:00:57,207 --> 00:00:59,299 Oh, yeah. It seems like he might be thinking about 25 00:00:59,451 --> 00:01:01,543 doing a close-proximity smile or some-- 26 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,045 mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah-- smooching. 27 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,747 You know, my big romance with you know who-lier 28 00:01:05,749 --> 00:01:07,715 started with a close-proximity smile. (chuckles) 29 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,644 I was eating tiny meatballs at craft services on set 30 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,145 when this weirdo tapped me on the shoulder 31 00:01:12,298 --> 00:01:13,405 with a Woodchuck puppet. 32 00:01:13,632 --> 00:01:15,982 Alanis, I would love to talk about him again, 33 00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:17,892 but I'm kind of needed at the boat for wedding prep. 34 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,486 So, let's, uh, let's put a pin in it. 35 00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:21,246 I used to put a pin in his Full House doll, 36 00:01:21,398 --> 00:01:23,140 and then he crashed his car. 37 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:25,084 HONEYBEE: Okay, final checklist list-check for Honeybee Shaw's 38 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:28,495 Titanic -themed wedding, setting sail this Saturday. 39 00:01:28,647 --> 00:01:30,480 I love Titanic because it features 40 00:01:30,499 --> 00:01:33,408 the sexiest actress alive: Kathy Bates. 41 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,076 Ooh, her performance in Misery? 42 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:37,003 She hobbled her way right into my heart. 43 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,322 Okay. Ready to check, Beef? 44 00:01:38,456 --> 00:01:40,248 Aye, aye, Captain Bee. Moon? 45 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,160 Is the Brain Billy Zane axe booth ready? 46 00:01:43,253 --> 00:01:45,512 (grunts) Does that answer your question? 47 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:48,181 (chuckles) Check, but don't use up all of our Zanes. 48 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,683 Ham, how's the cake-planning coming? 49 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:52,519 Well, it's getting deliciously dangerous over here. 50 00:01:52,671 --> 00:01:55,839 There's three layers but only one fondant rescue boat. 51 00:01:55,932 --> 00:01:57,432 Hope nothing goes horribly wrong. 52 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,118 Cake, check. Judy-bee? What's your status? 53 00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:02,454 May I present the largest and most elegant chip and dip 54 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:03,938 in the world, 55 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:05,940 James Cameron's Snack-tanic. 56 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:08,293 Meant to hold ten varieties of salty savories, 57 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,021 with four different hummuses in her smoke stacks. 58 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,965 Loose lips sink chips. 59 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:14,282 Ah! I can't wait for my family 60 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,634 to see all of this when they get here. 61 00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:17,469 Just asking again, everybody's sure about 62 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,787 having a wedding themed around a major disaster? 63 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,290 We could base it on a more cheerful boat movie 64 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,626 like Captain Ron, or Hope Floats? 65 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,978 I'm not worried at all. 66 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:28,147 This isn't a transatlantic voyage, it's a wedding. 67 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:30,482 -And it's gonna be perfect. -(phone vibrating) 68 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:32,985 Oh, excuse me a moment. Yes, this is Ms. Shaw. 69 00:02:33,136 --> 00:02:35,912 So you're saying James Cameron politely declines my invitation? 70 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,898 Oh, not politely? Understandable. 71 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,900 I'm just trying to find someone from the movie 72 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:41,660 to show up as a surprise for my fiancé. 73 00:02:41,887 --> 00:02:44,738 Do you have Mr. DiCaprio's cell by cha-- Oh, she's gone. 74 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,981 (whispers): Psst. Judy. 75 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,316 Oh, hey. It's W... 76 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,227 ...oman issues. Ouchie. Ah. 77 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,487 Uh, I have to leave now because I have those woman issues 78 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,247 that I was just talking about and, frankly, 79 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,066 it's totally natural and I love it, so... 80 00:02:56,084 --> 00:02:59,827 (sighs) I love when Judy gets real with us. 81 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:01,738 -Did they suspect anything? -Nope. 82 00:03:01,757 --> 00:03:04,016 I exited very smoothly with a perfect lie about my vagina. 83 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:07,077 Smart. I do the same thing, only lying about my butt. 84 00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:08,762 It's why everyone thinks I have chronic diarrhea. 85 00:03:08,914 --> 00:03:11,431 (chuckles): Joke's on them. I only have frequent diarrhea. 86 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,174 Good to know. Now what's going on? 87 00:03:13,268 --> 00:03:14,584 This is what's going on. 88 00:03:14,603 --> 00:03:17,754 Oh, a late RSVP to the wedding and it's a maybe. 89 00:03:17,773 --> 00:03:19,439 So someone isn't sure if they're coming to the wedding-- 90 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,517 no big deal-- and it's from Kathleen Tobin? 91 00:03:22,611 --> 00:03:24,185 Oh, my God! Mom? What? 92 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,612 -What?! -"What" is right. 93 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,113 A-And also, no frickin' way. 94 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,615 -A-And what? -Oh, and she checked 95 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:31,435 that she wants the steak, fish and vegan entrees? 96 00:03:31,453 --> 00:03:33,103 (scoffs) Is that even allowed? 97 00:03:33,196 --> 00:03:34,454 No, it is very much not allowed. 98 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,790 Oh, I mean, I guess in a weird way, in my mind, 99 00:03:36,942 --> 00:03:39,200 I've always pictured Mom at my wedding, but in reality, 100 00:03:39,294 --> 00:03:42,446 -I think it would be very, very bad. -Ugh, it is. 101 00:03:42,464 --> 00:03:44,389 Mom's a wrecking ball. Especially at big events. 102 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:46,299 She can't stand it if it's not about her. 103 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:47,542 Remember at my ice-skating competition 104 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,228 when Mom farted into the microphone 105 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:50,971 because they wouldn't give her a trophy? 106 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:52,305 Oh, this is all my fault. 107 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,066 I must've accidentally included her address 108 00:03:54,217 --> 00:03:55,383 on the invite spreadsheet. 109 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,127 I thought I was amazing at mail merge macros, 110 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:00,130 but it turns out, I am not amazing at mail merge macros. 111 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:02,966 I'm headed to the supermarket. You cuties need anything? 112 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:04,317 Not now, Londra! 113 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,970 -Okay. -This is not your fault, Wolf. 114 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:08,730 You're right. It's Mom's fault for being 115 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,749 the frong-dong frog dong's worst. 116 00:04:10,976 --> 00:04:12,509 Just when things were getting back to normal 117 00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:14,419 and we're about to add a beautiful cup of honey 118 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:16,313 to our Tobin tea, Mom has to come back 119 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:17,814 and fart up the room again? 120 00:04:17,907 --> 00:04:20,166 Frickin' nards. Nards so hard. 121 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,909 And Honeybee's family is coming. 122 00:04:22,004 --> 00:04:24,263 (gasps) They're probably perfect like her. 123 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:26,156 -What are we gonna do? -Honeybee can't find out. 124 00:04:26,174 --> 00:04:28,174 Uh, the last thing I want is her worrying about this 125 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,102 on our wedding day. We can't tell Dad. 126 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:31,603 He's come so far since Mom left. 127 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:33,497 Also, Ham and Moon might not be able to take 128 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:35,849 the emotional turmoil of seeing our crap-tastic mom 129 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:37,000 after all this time. 130 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:39,444 It's official: we cannot tell anyone 131 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:41,113 Mom is maybe coming to the wedding! 132 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,431 -What? -Mom's coming to the wedding? 133 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,025 One Flew Over the Poo Poo's Nest. 134 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:47,193 We are so bad at secrets. 135 00:04:47,346 --> 00:04:48,361 Okay, gang, 136 00:04:48,514 --> 00:04:49,846 thanks for meeting me in the panic room 137 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:51,623 so Dad wouldn't find us. Judy? 138 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,517 Okay, we need to figure out if Mom's actually coming 139 00:04:53,535 --> 00:04:55,943 because all of our careful wedding planning is at risk. 140 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,279 (exhales) All right, pull up Mom's blog. 141 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,357 (gasps) That's a picture of Mom's wedding dress. 142 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:03,543 -Why does it say "MBA" on it? -"Male Body Admirer." 143 00:05:03,695 --> 00:05:05,804 It's in pretty good shape considering it's edible. 144 00:05:05,955 --> 00:05:07,697 Oh, man. And she laid it out on a bed. 145 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:09,533 That's what women in movies do with outfits 146 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:11,034 they're gonna wear for big events. 147 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:12,794 Oh, look, a "contact us" number. 148 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:14,387 -(line beeps) -And it's disconnected. 149 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,556 Okay, so she must have a new burner phone. 150 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:18,542 Oh, my God, and there's no way to get ahold of her. 151 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,544 Oh, God, I'm freaking out. Oh, she's gonna ruin my wedding. 152 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:22,303 I'm not gonna get married. (shrieks) 153 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,881 Wolf, this doesn't mean she'll show up, okay? 154 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,808 You know what she's like. She's a flake. 155 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,386 She would've missed my birth if it was medically possible. 156 00:05:29,404 --> 00:05:32,222 Let's just sign your phone up to get blog updates 157 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,406 so we can track her movements, eh? 158 00:05:33,559 --> 00:05:35,000 You're right, yeah, you're right. 159 00:05:35,227 --> 00:05:37,151 The next blog update will probably be her at Hersheypark 160 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,245 pretending to take a dump in the chocolate fountain. 161 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:40,747 Uh-huh. And in the meantime, 162 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,157 let me just add, we do not talk about this. 163 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,509 Because if Dad finds out, 164 00:05:44,736 --> 00:05:46,736 he'll explode and melt down at the same time. 165 00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:49,163 And it's gonna be like... (imitates explosion) 166 00:05:49,257 --> 00:05:50,515 (babbling) 167 00:05:50,742 --> 00:05:53,076 And his eye will start doing that tight twitchy thing. 168 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:55,169 -(all shout) -Hey! 169 00:05:55,263 --> 00:05:56,188 Oh, there you kids are. 170 00:05:56,339 --> 00:05:57,672 Hey, uh, Dad. Uh, y-yeah. 171 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,841 We were just, uh, reading the whole Internet 172 00:05:59,935 --> 00:06:03,010 in the panic room as a family, but, uh, we're all finished. 173 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,437 Wow, that is impressive. 174 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:07,273 It seems like every day there's a new AltaVista page. 175 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,534 Anyways, I'm working on my wedding outfit. 176 00:06:09,686 --> 00:06:12,278 I sewed a collar onto this novelty tuxedo T-shirt. 177 00:06:12,431 --> 00:06:14,114 Can you tell it's not a real tuxedo? 178 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:19,193 I can't. Oh, if I wasn't already marrying Honeybee, I'd propose. 179 00:06:19,287 --> 00:06:21,438 Okay, so your name is Victor Garber, 180 00:06:21,456 --> 00:06:23,548 but you are not the actor Victor Garber 181 00:06:23,775 --> 00:06:25,217 from the movie Titanic. 182 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,219 Oh, you're in second grade? Okay. 183 00:06:27,446 --> 00:06:29,170 No, I agree, math is hard. 184 00:06:29,281 --> 00:06:32,132 Yeah, I like trains. Okay, I'm gonna go now, Victor. 185 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,284 Mm-hmm, I love you, too. 186 00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:35,635 ALYSON: You know, Billy Zane 187 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,062 gave me mouth-to-mouth once 188 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:39,139 when I choked on a dried apricot at a jazz festival. 189 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,884 -Uh... -Judy, that story at least deserved a "Wow." 190 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,069 What's bugging you? 191 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,595 I think my mom is coming to town, 192 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:47,464 which is terrible, for so many reasons. 193 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:50,075 Most especially that she'll ruin Wolf's wedding. 194 00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:51,468 What I really wish is that there was a way 195 00:06:51,561 --> 00:06:52,911 we could just move the whole town. 196 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:54,579 But it's like, I don't know, do you think 197 00:06:54,731 --> 00:06:55,897 people would be up for that? 198 00:06:55,991 --> 00:06:57,565 Or you could just have a shadow wedding. 199 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,476 Is that where two shadows get married? 200 00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:01,753 (gasps) I love it, it's gorgeous. 201 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,088 Ugh, and then I'm thinking about it, 202 00:07:03,315 --> 00:07:04,256 I'm just not sure how it would help. 203 00:07:04,483 --> 00:07:06,741 Oh, Judy. So much to learn from me. 204 00:07:06,835 --> 00:07:08,593 A shadow wedding, or really any shadow event, 205 00:07:08,745 --> 00:07:11,263 takes place at the same time as the actual event, 206 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,414 but, key difference, it's for all the people 207 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,600 you don't want at the actual event. 208 00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:16,751 Hmm. Go on. 209 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,495 I will. I myself have been shadowed 210 00:07:18,588 --> 00:07:20,513 on multiple occasions, and it's very effective. 211 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:23,257 I honestly don't know if I've ever met the real version 212 00:07:23,351 --> 00:07:24,776 of my ten-year-old nephew Jandon. 213 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:26,503 Well, if it would protect Wolf's wedding, 214 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:28,521 it's definitely worth considering. 215 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,523 Oh, Judy, everything's worth considering. 216 00:07:30,676 --> 00:07:32,525 Even that grown man with bare feet riding 217 00:07:32,678 --> 00:07:34,661 -the children's carousel. -(soft music playing) 218 00:07:34,846 --> 00:07:38,682 He's a pass for me right now, but who knows about the future? 219 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:41,293 And that's a shadow wedding. Any questions? 220 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,852 Sounds insane. I'm in. 221 00:07:42,913 --> 00:07:45,205 Hey, we're gonna have to work overtime to protect Dad 222 00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:46,706 and my queen-bee-to-be from Mom. 223 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,875 Luckily, Honeybee's been so busy with wedding stuff, 224 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,860 she hasn't suspected anything weird yet. 225 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:53,863 And that's how we'll keep it. But under no circumstances 226 00:07:53,882 --> 00:07:56,533 can Dad find out that Mom is probably on her way here 227 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:59,219 to ruin the wedding and stomp all over his heart. 228 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:00,720 -What? -Not again. 229 00:08:00,872 --> 00:08:04,357 -Sisterhood of the Traveling Turds. -Kathleen. 230 00:08:08,638 --> 00:08:11,740 (Beef moaning) 231 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:17,662 It's the silence between the moans that's most distressing. 232 00:08:17,814 --> 00:08:19,389 Hello, children. 233 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:22,483 I was just taking a nap, but I am fine now. 234 00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:25,245 I've pushed all the other naps I want to take deep down 235 00:08:25,397 --> 00:08:27,731 so they won't ruin Wolf's upcoming wedding. 236 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:30,157 Great, because the wedding train is leaving in 48 hours, 237 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,010 and I need my dad on my caboose. 238 00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:33,345 -Choo choo, son. -(phone vibrates) 239 00:08:33,496 --> 00:08:35,514 -Oh, no. No, no, no. -Oh, no. What? 240 00:08:35,741 --> 00:08:37,257 There's a new post to Mom's blog. 241 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,925 Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. 242 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,003 And she's already three plane-aritas deep. 243 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:43,413 Do you feel that, children? 244 00:08:43,506 --> 00:08:45,265 The way the wind has stilled in the pines, 245 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,175 and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? 246 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,195 She is set upon us. 247 00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:52,922 Okay. I was wondering what was up 248 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:55,592 with the wind stilling in the pines. 249 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,110 I was looking for the actress Kathy Bates. 250 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,038 But you're a drag queen insult comic named Kathy Berates? 251 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:02,023 Hmm. I mean, it's not a no. 252 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,208 Hold on, I got to take this. 253 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:05,026 Hello? Oh, my gosh. (gasps) 254 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,712 You sound exactly how you sounded in the movie. 255 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:09,122 And you can actually come? 256 00:09:09,274 --> 00:09:10,382 Oh, I feel so powerful. 257 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,700 This must be how the iceberg felt. 258 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,444 JUDY: Okay, shadow wedding. 259 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:17,630 We need three things: location, actors and decorations. 260 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:19,616 And guess what? I know where we can go for each. 261 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:22,302 Dad, your involvement is not to be involved at all. 262 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,787 The last thing we need is you seeing Mom 263 00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:25,622 at the shadow wedding and falling under her spell. 264 00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:27,640 But there is a task that's perfect for you to take on. 265 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,236 You can give Honeybee's family a tour of Lone Moose's hot spots 266 00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:33,238 and keep them distracted while we do this. 267 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:34,739 Be our man on the outside. 268 00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:36,800 Honeybee is picking them up at the airport as we speak. 269 00:09:36,818 --> 00:09:38,577 I'm on it. I could take them to the bowling alley 270 00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:40,561 and show them your great-grandmother's trophies. 271 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,639 Then I could take them to our backyard, 272 00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:43,748 and show them her grave. 273 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,900 And we could stop for a nice lunch in between. 274 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,644 Okay, hands in the middle, everyone. 275 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:49,162 On three, everyone say, 276 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,814 "Do a shadow wedding, trick Mom, 277 00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:52,239 "save Honeybee and Wolf's marriage, 278 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,592 and everyone lives happily ever after." 279 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:55,927 -One, two, three. -ALL: Do a shadow wedding. 280 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:58,671 -Trick Mom. Save Honeybee and Wolf's marriage. -BEEF: Kathleen. 281 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:01,415 -And everyone lives happily ever after. -(overlapping chatter) 282 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,602 -...happily ever after. -Perfect. 283 00:10:03,829 --> 00:10:06,104 Tobins, this is the Shaws. 284 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:09,090 (overlapping greetings) 285 00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:11,851 -A hug for you. -Louis Shaw, pleased to meet you. 286 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,503 Well, I'm gonna go spend some me time 287 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,171 finishing up the wedding prep. 288 00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:17,023 -Have fun, guys. -Enjoy your she time. 289 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,359 And the four of us have to go do something very normal 290 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:20,935 and nobody should be concerned about it. 291 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:22,528 (chuckles) Why would they? That's boring. 292 00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:23,680 Okay, bye-bye. 293 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,323 Welp, that just leaves us, then. 294 00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:27,533 Today I'm gonna take you on a guided tour 295 00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:30,186 of Lone Moose's finest attractions. 296 00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:32,205 The van is all warmed up and I made you each 297 00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:34,524 a personal thermos of hot chocolate. 298 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,134 -Thank you, Keith. -Uh, it's, uh, Beef. 299 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,136 No, that's not a name. 300 00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:40,380 You know, Beef, as owners of a curtain shop ourselves, 301 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,866 I'd love to see an Alaskan window covering store. 302 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,885 -If you have one. -Oh, sure, we could stop by Count Drape-ula. 303 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,479 Now everyone buckle up. 304 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,390 I always drive safely, but if I see any gorgeous 305 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,209 natural scenery, I may gently tap the brakes 306 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,469 so that we can partake. 307 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,398 ♪ Take a look around, look at all this stuff ♪ 308 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,234 ♪ Stuff that you can look at, go on and look at it ♪ 309 00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:03,069 ♪ Here's another thing ♪ 310 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,388 ♪ A thing that you can see, oh, look ♪ 311 00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:08,057 ♪ At us looking, looking at the stuff ♪ 312 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:11,169 ♪ So look around and ♪ 313 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:16,007 ♪ See what's here and look at ♪ 314 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:17,676 ♪ This thing and see ♪ 315 00:11:17,861 --> 00:11:21,571 ♪ What's here and, oh, look, now we're done. ♪ 316 00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:23,998 Welp, the Shaws were riveted by the tour. 317 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,518 And I learned that the inventor of the curtain rod 318 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:28,912 was coincidentally named Rod. 319 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,838 -He was also a murderer. -Aw, what fun. 320 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,599 Now let's go over the shadow wedding plan one last time. 321 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,418 We'll park the Mighty Kathleen 322 00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:38,179 and the newly decorated shadow wedding boat on opposite ends 323 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,031 of the dock, where they aren't visible to each other. 324 00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:42,367 -When Mom arrives... -HAM: My true love 325 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:44,444 and the most handsome teen in Lone Moose, Crispin-- 326 00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:47,021 love you, Big C-- will be there to head her off 327 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,707 with three complimentary glasses of champagne. 328 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,191 JUDY: Which will instantly 329 00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:51,859 send her to the "party zone," 330 00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:54,713 where she is, you know, less apt to question anything. 331 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:57,716 HAM: Crispin will then golf-cart her to the shadow wedding boat. 332 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,609 MOON: Where we'll be waiting along with the shadow guests 333 00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:01,961 and wedding party played by Judy's improv troupe. 334 00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:03,463 WOLF: I'll escort Mom to her seat 335 00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,131 in the front row and await my bride, 336 00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:07,116 who is being played by Zoya. 337 00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:08,709 Hello. We make wedding now? 338 00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,620 JUDY: From there, the wedding begins. 339 00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:12,230 And it goes perfectly. 340 00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,806 MOON: Then we all make our exit to head 341 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,008 to the real wedding as the boat sets sail with Mom, 342 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,810 Zoya and all the shadow guests aboard 343 00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,129 for the quote, unquote "reception." 344 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,814 Bon voyage, B words! 345 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,058 HAM: And once the shadow wedding boat is on the water, 346 00:12:24,185 --> 00:12:25,969 if Mom asks anyone where her family went, 347 00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:29,138 they know to say, "They went-a thatta way," while gesturing 348 00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:31,583 -with their thumbs like in the Three Stoog-ies. -JUDY: At the end of the night, 349 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:34,401 when we've pulled it all off, we'll have a happy Honeybee, 350 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,813 a bamboozled Mom and two perfect weddings. 351 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,664 Any questions? No? Okay, great. 352 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,167 I grabbed this wedding dress from the drama wardrobe closet 353 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,577 at school from when we did M. Butterfly. Wolf? 354 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,989 Could you snow-machine this over to Zoya's house? 355 00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,673 Oh, man. 356 00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:49,100 (sighs) What are we doing? 357 00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:51,752 Looking at this perfect costume wedding dress 358 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,420 that isn't for my actual bride 359 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,755 makes me realize that even though 360 00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:57,350 Mom's not here, she's still got us running around 361 00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,444 like a bunch of chickens with our butts cut off. 362 00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,279 I don't want to start my marriage off 363 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:03,430 with a bunch of bing-bong lies to my wife. 364 00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:05,358 I need to tell her that Mom said yes 365 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,026 and we're doing the shadow wedding. 366 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,378 We got to come clean to the Shaws that I'm going 367 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,955 to be marrying two women in one day 368 00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:13,866 because we're basically a band of no-good grifters 369 00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,868 with a terrible family secret! 370 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,944 -What?! -Oh, no. 371 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,112 -Oh, boy. -Keith! 372 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,507 Oh, good, now they already know. 373 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,863 And then Mom pantsed the sheriff when she couldn't 374 00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:28,214 calm down at my science fair. 375 00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,033 (chuckles) And then she took his gun. 376 00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:31,476 I had to give my ribbon back. 377 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,294 Oh, no! Not your ribbon! 378 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,313 God herself couldn't take my ribbon. 379 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:37,315 So, in summation, Mom's the frickin' worst 380 00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,300 and will ruin our wedding if she shows 381 00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:40,710 and, so, yeah, that's why we planned 382 00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:42,303 this whole shadow wedding thing. 383 00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,138 Okay, I agree-- your mom is bad. 384 00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:45,882 But, Wolf, honey, you can't throw a big, 385 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,492 elaborate shadow wedding 386 00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,052 -just because she might show up. -It's just that, 387 00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:51,571 I'm not saying we were a disaster before you showed up, 388 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,164 but we kind of had, I don't know, 389 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,724 low family self-esteem. 390 00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:57,502 So you coming into our lives, you make everything great, 391 00:13:57,729 --> 00:14:00,154 and I guess we all just got a little scared of, well, 392 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,414 losing you. I just wanted-- 393 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,508 I mean, we all just wanted to make sure 394 00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:05,510 it was the perfect night for you and your perfect family. 395 00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,012 (scoffs) You think we're a perfect family? 396 00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:10,348 Of course. I mean, look at you guys. 397 00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:13,259 Look at your slacks-- you all have nice slacks. 398 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,428 Oh, we are far from perfect. Isn't that right? 399 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,580 Louis, you know exactly what I'm talking about. 400 00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:20,358 I farted on the couch one time about 17 years ago. 401 00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,193 And these two never let me forget it. 402 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,178 We had eaten some egg salad. 403 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:25,679 I called the fire department. 404 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,940 I thought there was an electrical fire in the walls. 405 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,275 We tried to reupholster the couch, 406 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:30,943 but it had gotten into the bones. 407 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,279 Oh, Wolf, just because we own an amazing business 408 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,281 and dress well, we're still not perfect. 409 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,542 No one is. We've got some truly unique people 410 00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,026 in our family, too. 411 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,620 My cousin Brenda, for instance. 412 00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:43,214 She swears wholeheartedly that she's the Zodiac Killer. 413 00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,699 The timeline doesn't work, but she insists. 414 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,535 And sometimes I'll use a breath mint instead of deodorant. 415 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,038 I just suck on it for a second, then stick it to my pit. 416 00:14:51,132 --> 00:14:52,873 -Jerry! -I know! 417 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,392 -Jerry. -I know. 418 00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:56,543 See, babe, no one's judging you but you. 419 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,229 Actually, now that I think about it, 420 00:14:58,456 --> 00:14:59,731 this thing with your mom is great. 421 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,641 I mean, we're having a Titanic -themed wedding, 422 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,627 and your mom is our iceberg. And if she tries to ruin 423 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,296 our wedding and we get married and we stay married anyway, 424 00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:08,798 then we're the Unsinkable Molly Brown. 425 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:11,225 It's proof that we can survive anything together. 426 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,394 We'll be even stronger than Jack and Rose, 427 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,562 because Jack voluntarily drowned near a door. 428 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,141 All right, I'll tell everyone that the shadow wedding's off. 429 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,918 Let the storm come. 430 00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:21,644 Blow, winds, blow! 431 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,312 Crack your cheeks. 432 00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:24,905 Sorry, I just played King Lear recently, 433 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,383 and the character hasn't left me. 434 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,678 ♪ ♪ 435 00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:42,440 Huh, kind of thought Mom would be here by now. 436 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,016 I'm sure she's just waiting in her car so she can 437 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,593 make a late entrance and draw attention to herself. 438 00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:49,430 She's no doubt tucking her own skirt into her underwear 439 00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:52,450 for a classic Kathleen cheek peek. 440 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,954 Okay, welp, let's go get our Wolf married. 441 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,771 (harmonizing) 442 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,850 ♪ Wolf was chatting on the computer late one night ♪ 443 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:04,445 ♪ When his eyes beheld a beautiful sight ♪ 444 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,356 ♪ And his love for a Bee did begin to rise ♪ 445 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,634 ♪ And suddenly to his surprise ♪ 446 00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,194 ♪ She loved him back ♪ 447 00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:12,545 ♪ It was a marriage match... ♪ 448 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:15,381 (sobbing): Frickin' beautiful Honeybee! 449 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,475 (choir vocalizing) 450 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,702 Frickin' beautiful door! 451 00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:22,038 Friends and family, we are gathered here today 452 00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:23,706 in the year 1912 on this, 453 00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:26,209 the unsinkable ship, to celebrate the love 454 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:27,968 of Wolf "King of the World" Tobin 455 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,712 and Honeybee "Spit Like a Man" Shaw. 456 00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:32,639 Just like the constrictor knot, which can be impossible 457 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,884 to untie once it is tightened, and only grows 458 00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:38,571 tighter when pulled, so shall your love grow tighter. 459 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,482 Oh. Now that man can tie a knot. 460 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,834 Ay, chihuahua. 461 00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,168 And that is exactly why 462 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,911 blind brackets come in packs of two, 463 00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:48,840 to support each other, because it takes two to make it work. 464 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,341 Just like in marriage. 465 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,418 If I would've known she was gonna talk about brackets, 466 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,404 (sniffling) I would've brought extra tissues. 467 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,682 True love straight ahead! 468 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,759 ♪ ♪ 469 00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,688 And now Wolf and Honeybee will exchange their vows... 470 00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:05,839 in the form of some of their favorite movie quotes. 471 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:09,360 Honeybee, commenting in that online famous movie quotes 472 00:17:09,587 --> 00:17:12,255 message board was the best thing that ever happened to me. 473 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,106 Because it brought me to you, and now we both found 474 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,593 something we love more than quotes from movies-- each other. 475 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,595 We're gonna need a bigger boat... for our love 476 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,113 and someday our kids. 477 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:22,615 Because life moves pretty fast. 478 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,691 If you don't stop and get married once in a while, 479 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,269 you might miss the love of your life. 480 00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:28,379 And I will always show you the money! 481 00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:29,714 And by "money," I mean "understanding." 482 00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:32,942 Standing in front of a Bee, asking her to love him. 483 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,052 (with Australian accents): That's not a ring. 484 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,012 This is a ring. 485 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,890 (crying): Tacky. 486 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,616 JERRY: At this time, 487 00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:42,876 we ask that anyone that should object to this union 488 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,954 speak now or forever hold your... 489 00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,380 WOMAN: Ah, dang, am I late? 490 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,899 Did I miss the cocktail hour? 491 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,292 (all gasp) 492 00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:52,361 -Here we go. -Dear God. Kathleen ahoy. 493 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,560 -(woman clears throat) -BEEF: Oh, that's not Kathleen. 494 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,970 Who the hell is that? 495 00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,396 Maybe this'll ring a bell. 496 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,473 (mock crying) 497 00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:06,191 Oh. My. God. 498 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:08,327 -Honeybee, you didn't. -Oh, I did. 499 00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,313 I'd know that cry anywhere! 500 00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:11,981 It's the actress who played the baby 501 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:15,576 Billy Zane grabbed to try to get on the rescue boats in Titanic! 502 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,670 Oh, remember he ran all over the deck saying, 503 00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,430 "I have a child. I have a child." 504 00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,173 Oh, man, you're my second favorite 505 00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:22,749 background character after Irish Mommy. 506 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,678 Okay, would you like a plaintive wail or some quiet sobbing? 507 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,754 Oh, quiet sobbing, please. 508 00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,849 (quiet sobbing) 509 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,183 (laughs) Wow! 510 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,093 Houston, we have a marriage. 511 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,530 You may now kiss each other. 512 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,766 (imitating Darth Vader): Luke... 513 00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:42,769 I am your husband. 514 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,289 (imitating Darth Vader): Luke... 515 00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,324 I am your wife. 516 00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,443 Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great honor 517 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,612 to present to you for the very first time, 518 00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:55,115 Mr. and Mrs. Wolf and Honeybee Shaw-Tobin! 519 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,026 (cheering, applause) 520 00:18:57,044 --> 00:19:00,054 ♪ ♪ 521 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:07,703 Come on, you two, the window's not gonna fog itself up. 522 00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,205 Don't make me come in there. 523 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,731 Okay, I'm coming in. (laughs) 524 00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,968 I for one am glad Mom didn't bother 525 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,046 to show up for my once-in-a-lifetime wedding. 526 00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,305 It's, you know, it's good. 527 00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:19,973 Definitely, uh... for-for the best. 528 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,401 Is it weird that maybe I feel kind of sad? 529 00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,828 Oh, I'm not sad. 530 00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,571 I just have this hollow, lonely feeling 531 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,831 in the pit of my stomach. 532 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,391 Luckily, I was so young 533 00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:30,409 when Mom left that I don't feel-- 534 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,228 Yeah, I'm bummed. 535 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:34,172 Yeah, me, too. Why do we feel like this? 536 00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:36,248 Because, sure, she's messed up, 537 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,733 but she's still your mom. 538 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,344 Being filled with dread that Kathleen will appear 539 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:43,514 and then disappointment when she doesn't is normal. 540 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,832 And terrible. And normal. 541 00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:48,168 I know what you're going through, but look around. 542 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:50,596 Everyone that's supposed to be here is. 543 00:19:50,748 --> 00:19:51,914 This is a good day. 544 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:54,025 It is Kathleen who is missing out. 545 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:55,509 You know, Dad, you're right. 546 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,586 It's better that Mom didn't show up. 547 00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,104 She would have definitely ruined today. 548 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,056 She probably would have. 549 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:02,683 But your mother wasn't all bad. 550 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,353 She did give me the four things I love most in this world. 551 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,188 (gasps) Oh, do you mean our set of limited edition 552 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,615 Betty Boop ceramic plates? 553 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,210 -Nah, she took those with her. -Damn it. 554 00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:14,937 I mean the four of you kids. 555 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,381 ♪ ♪ 556 00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:22,035 Do you trust me, Honeybee? 557 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,295 I trust you. 558 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,297 -Do you trust me, Wolf? -I trust you. 559 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,466 -Do you trust me, Ham? -I trust you. 560 00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,751 -Do you trust me, Dad? -I trust you. 561 00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:31,562 TOBINS: Do you trust us, Shaws? 562 00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,231 SHAWS: We trust you! 563 00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:34,790 Okay, I'm following the rule of thirds. 564 00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:36,141 Didn't forget to capture the depth. 565 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,718 And I've got everyone's good sides. 566 00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:40,571 Okay, this is looking good. And timer's set! Everyone hold! 567 00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:42,147 Huh, would you look at that. 568 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,574 Mom's blog just updated. 569 00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:46,110 She's drinking at a Wetzel's Pretzels in Tulsa. 570 00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,470 Bad news for Tulsa. 571 00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,805 Move your booty, here comes Judy. 572 00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,582 Okay. On three, everyone say, 573 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,567 "Today turned out perfectly, and we didn't even have to 574 00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,253 "do the shadow wedding, which was a good move because 575 00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:56,645 Mom didn't even end up showing up and..." 576 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:58,163 -(camera clicks) -(gasps) 577 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,074 Jandon, it's your aunt, Alyson. This song is for you. 578 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,503 ♪ Jandon, I don't know you from a stranger on the street ♪ 579 00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:08,415 ♪ But I keep on hoping one day we'll meet ♪ 580 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,251 ♪ I don't know what you're into, is it sports? ♪ 581 00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:12,828 ♪ Or is it trains? ♪ 582 00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:14,330 ♪ Do you like burritos? ♪ 583 00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:16,165 ♪ Or do you love chow mein? ♪ 584 00:21:16,183 --> 00:21:17,683 ♪ Oh, Jandon, where are you? ♪ 585 00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,760 ♪ You could be anywhere ♪ 586 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,337 ♪ Jandon, who are you? ♪ 587 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,839 ♪ We haven't met as far as I'm aware ♪ 588 00:21:23,932 --> 00:21:26,008 ♪ Guess I may never know ya ♪ 589 00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:29,287 ♪ But I hope you get this "best nephew" shirt I stole ya. ♪ 590 00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,455 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 591 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,708 and TOYOTA.