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-♪ Look up there ♪
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What do you see?
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
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And a tree
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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Alanis, it's official.
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In t-minus three days,
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I'm catching the bouquet.
For fun.
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It's a wait and see
on marriage right now.
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Oh, that's right,
the big wedding.
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The biggest wedding.
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Wolf and Honeybee?
Everyone's excited.
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Dad even invited Dell
as a "platonic friend-date"
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and I saw him a-with ChapStick.
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Isn't it "platonic"?
Get it? 'Cause it won't be.
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Oh, yeah. It seems like
he might be thinking about
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doing a close-proximity smile
or some--
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mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah--
smooching.
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You know, my big romance
with you know who-lier
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started with a close-proximity
smile. (chuckles)
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I was eating tiny meatballs
at craft services on set
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when this weirdo
tapped me on the shoulder
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with a Woodchuck puppet.
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Alanis, I would love to talk
about him again,
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but I'm kind of needed
at the boat for wedding prep.
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So, let's, uh,
let's put a pin in it.
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I used to put a pin
in his
Full House
doll,
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and then he crashed his car.
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HONEYBEE:
Okay, final checklist list-check
for Honeybee Shaw's
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Titanic -themed wedding,
setting sail this Saturday.
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I love Titanic
because it features
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the sexiest actress alive:
Kathy Bates.
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Ooh, her performance in Misery?
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She hobbled her way
right into my heart.
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Okay. Ready to check, Beef?
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Aye, aye, Captain Bee. Moon?
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Is the Brain Billy Zane
axe booth ready?
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(grunts)
Does that answer your question?
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(chuckles) Check, but don't
use up all of our Zanes.
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Ham, how's
the cake-planning coming?
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Well, it's getting deliciously
dangerous over here.
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There's three layers but only
one fondant rescue boat.
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Hope nothing goes
horribly wrong.
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Cake, check. Judy-bee?
What's your status?
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May I present the largest
and most elegant chip and dip
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in the world,
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James Cameron's Snack-tanic.
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Meant to hold ten varieties
of salty savories,
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with four different hummuses
in her smoke stacks.
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Loose lips sink chips.
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Ah! I can't wait for my family
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to see all of this
when they get here.
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Just asking again,
everybody's sure about
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having a wedding themed
around a major disaster?
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We could base it
on a more cheerful boat movie
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like Captain Ron,
or
Hope Floats?
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I'm not worried at all.
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This isn't a transatlantic
voyage, it's a wedding.
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-And it's gonna be perfect.
-(phone vibrating)
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Oh, excuse me a moment.
Yes, this is Ms. Shaw.
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So you're saying James Cameron
politely declines my invitation?
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Oh, not politely?
Understandable.
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I'm just trying to find someone
from the movie
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to show up as a surprise
for my fiancé.
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Do you have Mr. DiCaprio's
cell by cha-- Oh, she's gone.
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(whispers):
Psst. Judy.
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Oh, hey. It's W...
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...oman issues. Ouchie. Ah.
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Uh, I have to leave now because
I have those woman issues
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that I was just talking
about and, frankly,
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it's totally natural
and I love it, so...
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(sighs) I love when Judy
gets real with us.
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-Did they suspect anything?
-Nope.
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I exited very smoothly with
a perfect lie about my vagina.
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Smart. I do the same thing,
only lying about my butt.
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It's why everyone thinks
I have chronic diarrhea.
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(chuckles): Joke's on them.
I only have frequent diarrhea.
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Good to know.
Now what's going on?
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This is what's going on.
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Oh, a late RSVP to the wedding
and it's a maybe.
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So someone isn't sure if
they're coming to the wedding--
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no big deal--
and it's from Kathleen Tobin?
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Oh, my God! Mom? What?
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-What?!
-"What" is right.
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A-And also, no frickin' way.
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-A-And what?
-Oh, and she checked
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that she wants the steak,
fish and vegan entrees?
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(scoffs)
Is that even allowed?
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No, it is very much not allowed.
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Oh, I mean, I guess
in a weird way, in my mind,
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I've always pictured Mom
at my wedding, but in reality,
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-I think it would
be very, very bad.
-Ugh, it is.
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Mom's a wrecking ball.
Especially at big events.
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She can't stand it
if it's not about her.
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Remember at my ice-skating
competition
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when Mom farted
into the microphone
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because they wouldn't
give her a trophy?
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Oh, this is all my fault.
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I must've accidentally
included her address
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on the invite spreadsheet.
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I thought I was amazing
at mail merge macros,
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but it turns out, I am not
amazing at mail merge macros.
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I'm headed to the supermarket.
You cuties need anything?
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Not now, Londra!
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-Okay.
-This is not your fault, Wolf.
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You're right.
It's Mom's fault for being
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the frong-dong
frog dong's worst.
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Just when things
were getting back to normal
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and we're about to add
a beautiful cup of honey
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to our Tobin tea,
Mom has to come back
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and fart up the room again?
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Frickin' nards. Nards so hard.
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And Honeybee's family is coming.
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(gasps) They're probably
perfect like her.
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-What are we gonna do?
-Honeybee can't find out.
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Uh, the last thing I want
is her worrying about this
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on our wedding day.
We can't tell Dad.
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He's come so far since Mom left.
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Also, Ham and Moon
might not be able to take
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the emotional turmoil
of seeing our crap-tastic mom
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after all this time.
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It's official:
we cannot tell anyone
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Mom is maybe coming
to the wedding!
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-What?
-Mom's coming to the wedding?
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One Flew Over
the Poo Poo's Nest.
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We are so bad at secrets.
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Okay, gang,
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thanks for meeting me
in the panic room
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so Dad wouldn't find us. Judy?
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Okay, we need to figure out if
Mom's actually coming
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because all of our careful
wedding planning is at risk.
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(exhales)
All right, pull up Mom's blog.
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(gasps) That's a picture
of Mom's wedding dress.
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-Why does it say "MBA" on it?
-"Male Body Admirer."
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It's in pretty good shape
considering it's edible.
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Oh, man.
And she laid it out on a bed.
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That's what women in movies
do with outfits
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they're gonna wear
for big events.
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Oh, look, a "contact us" number.
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-(line beeps)
-And it's disconnected.
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Okay, so she must have
a new burner phone.
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Oh, my God, and there's no way
to get ahold of her.
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Oh, God, I'm freaking out.
Oh, she's gonna ruin my wedding.
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I'm not gonna get married.
(shrieks)
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Wolf, this doesn't mean
she'll show up, okay?
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You know what she's like.
She's a flake.
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She would've missed my birth
if it was medically possible.
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Let's just sign your phone up
to get blog updates
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so we can track
her movements, eh?
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You're right, yeah,
you're right.
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The next blog update will
probably be her at Hersheypark
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pretending to take a dump
in the chocolate fountain.
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Uh-huh. And in the meantime,
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let me just add,
we do not talk about this.
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Because if Dad finds out,
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he'll explode and melt down
at the same time.
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And it's gonna be like...
(imitates explosion)
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(babbling)
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And his eye will start doing
that tight twitchy thing.
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-(all shout)
-Hey!
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Oh, there you kids are.
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Hey, uh, Dad. Uh, y-yeah.
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We were just, uh,
reading the whole Internet
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in the panic room as a family,
but, uh, we're all finished.
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Wow, that is impressive.
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It seems like every day
there's a new AltaVista page.
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Anyways, I'm working
on my wedding outfit.
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I sewed a collar onto this
novelty tuxedo T-shirt.
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Can you tell
it's not a real tuxedo?
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I can't. Oh, if I wasn't already
marrying Honeybee, I'd propose.
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Okay, so your name
is Victor Garber,
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but you are not the
actor Victor Garber
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from the movie Titanic.
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Oh, you're in second grade?
Okay.
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No, I agree, math is hard.
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Yeah, I like trains.
Okay, I'm gonna go now, Victor.
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Mm-hmm, I love you, too.
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ALYSON:
You know, Billy Zane
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gave me mouth-to-mouth once
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when I choked on a dried apricot
at a jazz festival.
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-Uh...
-Judy, that story at least
deserved a "Wow."
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What's bugging you?
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I think my mom
is coming to town,
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which is terrible,
for so many reasons.
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Most especially
that she'll ruin Wolf's wedding.
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What I really wish
is that there was a way
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we could just move
the whole town.
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But it's like, I don't know,
do you think
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people would be up for that?
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Or you could just have
a shadow wedding.
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Is that where two shadows
get married?
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(gasps)
I love it, it's gorgeous.
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Ugh, and then
I'm thinking about it,
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I'm just not sure
how it would help.
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Oh, Judy.
So much to learn from me.
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A shadow wedding,
or really any shadow event,
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takes place at the same time
as the actual event,
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but, key difference,
it's for all the people
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you don't want
at the actual event.
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Hmm. Go on.
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I will. I myself have
been shadowed
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on multiple occasions,
and it's very effective.
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I honestly don't know if I've
ever met the real version
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of my ten-year-old nephew
Jandon.
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Well, if it would protect
Wolf's wedding,
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it's definitely
worth considering.
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Oh, Judy, everything's
worth considering.
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Even that grown man
with bare feet riding
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-the children's carousel.
-(soft music playing)
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He's a pass for me right now,
but who knows about the future?
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And that's a shadow wedding.
Any questions?
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Sounds insane. I'm in.
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Hey, we're gonna have to work
overtime to protect Dad
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and my queen-bee-to-be
from Mom.
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Luckily, Honeybee's been so busy
with wedding stuff,
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she hasn't suspected
anything weird yet.
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And that's how we'll keep it.
But under no circumstances
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can Dad find out that Mom
is probably on her way here
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to ruin the wedding
and stomp all over his heart.
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-What?
-Not again.
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-Sisterhood
of the Traveling Turds.
-Kathleen.
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(Beef moaning)
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It's the silence between the
moans that's most distressing.
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Hello, children.
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I was just taking a nap,
but I am fine now.
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I've pushed all the other naps
I want to take deep down
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so they won't ruin
Wolf's upcoming wedding.
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Great, because the wedding train
is leaving in 48 hours,
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and I need my dad on my caboose.
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-Choo choo, son.
-(phone vibrates)
239
00:08:33,496 --> 00:08:35,514
-Oh, no. No, no, no.
-Oh, no. What?
240
00:08:35,741 --> 00:08:37,257
There's a new post
to Mom's blog.
241
00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,925
Oh, God. Mom's on a flight.
242
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,003
And she's already
three plane-aritas deep.
243
00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:43,413
Do you feel that, children?
244
00:08:43,506 --> 00:08:45,265
The way the wind
has stilled in the pines,
245
00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,175
and the caribou no longer utters
its lonely howl?
246
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,195
She is set upon us.
247
00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:52,922
Okay. I was wondering
what was up
248
00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:55,592
with the wind
stilling in the pines.
249
00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,110
I was looking
for the actress Kathy Bates.
250
00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,038
But you're a drag queen insult
comic named Kathy Berates?
251
00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:02,023
Hmm. I mean, it's not a no.
252
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,208
Hold on, I got to take this.
253
00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:05,026
Hello? Oh, my gosh.
(gasps)
254
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,712
You sound exactly
how you sounded in the movie.
255
00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:09,122
And you can actually come?
256
00:09:09,274 --> 00:09:10,382
Oh, I feel so powerful.
257
00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,700
This must be
how the iceberg felt.
258
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,444
JUDY:
Okay, shadow wedding.
259
00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:17,630
We need three things: location,
actors and decorations.
260
00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:19,616
And guess what?
I know where we can go for each.
261
00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:22,302
Dad, your involvement
is not to be involved at all.
262
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,787
The last thing we need
is you seeing Mom
263
00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:25,622
at the shadow wedding
and falling under her spell.
264
00:09:25,715 --> 00:09:27,640
But there is a task that's
perfect for you to take on.
265
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,236
You can give Honeybee's family
a tour of Lone Moose's hot spots
266
00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:33,238
and keep them distracted
while we do this.
267
00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:34,739
Be our man on the outside.
268
00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:36,800
Honeybee is picking them up
at the airport as we speak.
269
00:09:36,818 --> 00:09:38,577
I'm on it. I could take them
to the bowling alley
270
00:09:38,728 --> 00:09:40,561
and show them your
great-grandmother's trophies.
271
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,639
Then I could take them
to our backyard,
272
00:09:42,657 --> 00:09:43,748
and show them her grave.
273
00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,900
And we could stop
for a nice lunch in between.
274
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,644
Okay, hands in the middle,
everyone.
275
00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:49,162
On three, everyone say,
276
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,814
"Do a shadow wedding, trick Mom,
277
00:09:50,832 --> 00:09:52,239
"save Honeybee
and Wolf's marriage,
278
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,592
and everyone lives
happily ever after."
279
00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:55,927
-One, two, three.
-ALL: Do a shadow wedding.
280
00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:58,671
-Trick Mom. Save Honeybee
and Wolf's marriage.
-BEEF: Kathleen.
281
00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:01,415
-And everyone lives
happily ever after.
-(overlapping chatter)
282
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,602
-...happily ever after.
-Perfect.
283
00:10:03,829 --> 00:10:06,104
Tobins, this is the Shaws.
284
00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:09,090
(overlapping greetings)
285
00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:11,851
-A hug for you.
-Louis Shaw,
pleased to meet you.
286
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,503
Well, I'm gonna go
spend some me time
287
00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,171
finishing up the wedding prep.
288
00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:17,023
-Have fun, guys.
-Enjoy your she time.
289
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,359
And the four of us have to go
do something very normal
290
00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:20,935
and nobody should be
concerned about it.
291
00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:22,528
(chuckles)
Why would they? That's boring.
292
00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:23,680
Okay, bye-bye.
293
00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,323
Welp, that just leaves us, then.
294
00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:27,533
Today I'm gonna take you
on a guided tour
295
00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:30,186
of Lone Moose's
finest attractions.
296
00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:32,205
The van is all warmed up
and I made you each
297
00:10:32,357 --> 00:10:34,524
a personal thermos
of hot chocolate.
298
00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,134
-Thank you, Keith.
-Uh, it's, uh, Beef.
299
00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,136
No, that's not a name.
300
00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:40,380
You know, Beef, as owners
of a curtain shop ourselves,
301
00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,866
I'd love to see an Alaskan
window covering store.
302
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,885
-If you have one.
-Oh, sure, we could stop by
Count Drape-ula.
303
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,479
Now everyone buckle up.
304
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,390
I always drive safely,
but if I see any gorgeous
305
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,209
natural scenery,
I may gently tap the brakes
306
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,469
so that we can partake.
307
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,398
♪ Take a look around,
look at all this stuff ♪
308
00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,234
♪ Stuff that you can look at,
go on and look at it ♪
309
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:03,069
♪ Here's another thing ♪
310
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,388
♪ A thing that you can see,
oh, look ♪
311
00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:08,057
♪ At us looking,
looking at the stuff ♪
312
00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:11,169
♪ So look around and ♪
313
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:16,007
♪ See what's here and look at ♪
314
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:17,676
♪ This thing and see ♪
315
00:11:17,861 --> 00:11:21,571
♪ What's here and, oh, look,
now we're done.
♪
316
00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:23,998
Welp, the Shaws were riveted
by the tour.
317
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,518
And I learned that
the inventor of the curtain rod
318
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:28,912
was coincidentally named Rod.
319
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,838
-He was also a murderer.
-Aw, what fun.
320
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,599
Now let's go over the shadow
wedding plan one last time.
321
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,418
We'll park the Mighty Kathleen
322
00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:38,179
and the newly decorated shadow
wedding boat on opposite ends
323
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,031
of the dock, where they aren't
visible to each other.
324
00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:42,367
-When Mom arrives...
-HAM: My true love
325
00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:44,444
and the most handsome teen
in Lone Moose, Crispin--
326
00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:47,021
love you, Big C--
will be there to head her off
327
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,707
with three complimentary
glasses of champagne.
328
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,191
JUDY:
Which will instantly
329
00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:51,859
send her to the "party zone,"
330
00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:54,713
where she is, you know,
less apt to question anything.
331
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:57,716
HAM:
Crispin will then golf-cart her
to the shadow wedding boat.
332
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,609
MOON:
Where we'll be waiting
along with the shadow guests
333
00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:01,961
and wedding party
played by Judy's improv troupe.
334
00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:03,463
WOLF:
I'll escort Mom to her seat
335
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,131
in the front row
and await my bride,
336
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:07,116
who is being played by Zoya.
337
00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:08,709
Hello. We make wedding now?
338
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,620
JUDY:
From there, the wedding begins.
339
00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:12,230
And it goes perfectly.
340
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:13,806
MOON:
Then we all make our exit
to head
341
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,008
to the real wedding
as the boat sets sail with Mom,
342
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,810
Zoya and all
the shadow guests aboard
343
00:12:17,963 --> 00:12:20,129
for the quote,
unquote "reception."
344
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,814
Bon voyage, B words!
345
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,058
HAM:
And once the shadow wedding
boat is on the water,
346
00:12:24,185 --> 00:12:25,969
if Mom asks anyone
where her family went,
347
00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:29,138
they know to say, "They went-a
thatta way," while gesturing
348
00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:31,583
-with their thumbs like
in the Three Stoog-ies.
-JUDY: At the end of the night,
349
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:34,401
when we've pulled it all off,
we'll have a happy Honeybee,
350
00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,813
a bamboozled Mom
and two perfect weddings.
351
00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,664
Any questions? No? Okay, great.
352
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,167
I grabbed this wedding dress
from the drama wardrobe closet
353
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,577
at school from when we did
M. Butterfly.
Wolf?
354
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,989
Could you snow-machine
this over to Zoya's house?
355
00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,673
Oh, man.
356
00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:49,100
(sighs)
What are we doing?
357
00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:51,752
Looking at this perfect
costume wedding dress
358
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,420
that isn't for my actual bride
359
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,755
makes me realize
that even though
360
00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:57,350
Mom's not here, she's still
got us running around
361
00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:59,444
like a bunch of chickens
with our butts cut off.
362
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,279
I don't want to start
my marriage off
363
00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:03,430
with a bunch
of bing-bong lies to my wife.
364
00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:05,358
I need to tell her
that Mom said yes
365
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,026
and we're doing
the shadow wedding.
366
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,378
We got to come clean
to the Shaws that I'm going
367
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,955
to be marrying two women
in one day
368
00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:13,866
because we're basically
a band of no-good grifters
369
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,868
with a terrible family secret!
370
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,944
-What?!
-Oh, no.
371
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,112
-Oh, boy.
-Keith!
372
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,507
Oh, good, now they already know.
373
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,863
And then Mom pantsed
the sheriff when she couldn't
374
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:28,214
calm down at my science fair.
375
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,033
(chuckles)
And then she took his gun.
376
00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:31,476
I had to give my ribbon back.
377
00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,294
Oh, no! Not your ribbon!
378
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,313
God herself couldn't
take my ribbon.
379
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:37,315
So, in summation,
Mom's the frickin' worst
380
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,300
and will ruin our wedding
if she shows
381
00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:40,710
and, so, yeah,
that's why we planned
382
00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:42,303
this whole shadow wedding thing.
383
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,138
Okay, I agree-- your mom is bad.
384
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:45,882
But, Wolf, honey,
you can't throw a big,
385
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,492
elaborate shadow wedding
386
00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,052
-just because she might show up.
-It's just that,
387
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:51,571
I'm not saying we were
a disaster before you showed up,
388
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,164
but we kind of had,
I don't know,
389
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,724
low family self-esteem.
390
00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:57,502
So you coming into our lives,
you make everything great,
391
00:13:57,729 --> 00:14:00,154
and I guess we all just got
a little scared of, well,
392
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,414
losing you. I just wanted--
393
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,508
I mean, we all just wanted
to make sure
394
00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:05,510
it was the perfect night for
you and your perfect family.
395
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,012
(scoffs) You think
we're a perfect family?
396
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:10,348
Of course.
I mean, look at you guys.
397
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:13,259
Look at your slacks--
you all have nice slacks.
398
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,428
Oh, we are far from perfect.
Isn't that right?
399
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,580
Louis, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
400
00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:20,358
I farted on the couch one time
about 17 years ago.
401
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,193
And these two never let me
forget it.
402
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,178
We had eaten some egg salad.
403
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:25,679
I called the fire department.
404
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,940
I thought there was an
electrical fire in the walls.
405
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,275
We tried to reupholster
the couch,
406
00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:30,943
but it had gotten
into the bones.
407
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,279
Oh, Wolf, just because
we own an amazing business
408
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,281
and dress well,
we're still not perfect.
409
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,542
No one is. We've got some
truly unique people
410
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,026
in our family, too.
411
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,620
My cousin Brenda, for instance.
412
00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:43,214
She swears wholeheartedly
that she's the Zodiac Killer.
413
00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,699
The timeline doesn't work,
but she insists.
414
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,535
And sometimes I'll use a breath
mint instead of deodorant.
415
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,038
I just suck on it for a second,
then stick it to my pit.
416
00:14:51,132 --> 00:14:52,873
-Jerry!
-I know!
417
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,392
-Jerry.
-I know.
418
00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:56,543
See, babe,
no one's judging you but you.
419
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,229
Actually,
now that I think about it,
420
00:14:58,456 --> 00:14:59,731
this thing
with your mom is great.
421
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,641
I mean, we're having
a
Titanic
-themed wedding,
422
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,627
and your mom is our iceberg.
And if she tries to ruin
423
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,296
our wedding and we get married
and we stay married anyway,
424
00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:08,798
then we're
the Unsinkable Molly Brown.
425
00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:11,225
It's proof that we can
survive anything together.
426
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,394
We'll be even stronger
than Jack and Rose,
427
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,562
because Jack voluntarily
drowned near a door.
428
00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,141
All right, I'll tell everyone
that the shadow wedding's off.
429
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,918
Let the storm come.
430
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:21,644
Blow, winds, blow!
431
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,312
Crack your cheeks.
432
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:24,905
Sorry, I just played
King Lear recently,
433
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,383
and the character
hasn't left me.
434
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,678
♪ ♪
435
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:42,440
Huh, kind of thought
Mom would be here by now.
436
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,016
I'm sure she's just
waiting in her car so she can
437
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,593
make a late entrance
and draw attention to herself.
438
00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:49,430
She's no doubt tucking
her own skirt into her underwear
439
00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:52,450
for a classic
Kathleen cheek peek.
440
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,954
Okay, welp, let's go get
our Wolf married.
441
00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,771
(harmonizing)
442
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,850
♪ Wolf was chatting on
the computer late one night
♪
443
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:04,445
♪ When his eyes beheld
a beautiful sight
♪
444
00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,356
♪ And his love for a Bee
did begin to rise
♪
445
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,634
♪ And suddenly to his surprise ♪
446
00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:11,194
♪ She loved him back ♪
447
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:12,545
♪ It was a marriage match... ♪
448
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:15,381
(sobbing):
Frickin' beautiful Honeybee!
449
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,475
(choir vocalizing)
450
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,702
Frickin' beautiful door!
451
00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:22,038
Friends and family,
we are gathered here today
452
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:23,706
in the year 1912 on this,
453
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:26,209
the unsinkable ship,
to celebrate the love
454
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:27,968
of Wolf
"King of the World" Tobin
455
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,712
and Honeybee
"Spit Like a Man" Shaw.
456
00:16:29,731 --> 00:16:32,639
Just like the constrictor knot,
which can be impossible
457
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,884
to untie once it is tightened,
and only grows
458
00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:38,571
tighter when pulled,
so shall your love grow tighter.
459
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,482
Oh. Now that man can tie a knot.
460
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,834
Ay, chihuahua.
461
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,168
And that is exactly why
462
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,911
blind brackets come
in packs of two,
463
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:48,840
to support each other, because
it takes two to make it work.
464
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,341
Just like in marriage.
465
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,418
If I would've known she was
gonna talk about brackets,
466
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,404
(sniffling) I would've brought
extra tissues.
467
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,682
True love straight ahead!
468
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,759
♪ ♪
469
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,688
And now Wolf and Honeybee
will exchange their vows...
470
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:05,839
in the form of some
of their favorite movie quotes.
471
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:09,360
Honeybee, commenting in that
online famous movie quotes
472
00:17:09,587 --> 00:17:12,255
message board was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
473
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,106
Because it brought me to you,
and now we both found
474
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,593
something we love more than
quotes from movies-- each other.
475
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,595
We're gonna need a bigger
boat... for our love
476
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,113
and someday our kids.
477
00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:22,615
Because life moves pretty fast.
478
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,691
If you don't stop
and get married once in a while,
479
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,269
you might miss
the love of your life.
480
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:28,379
And I will always
show you the money!
481
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:29,714
And by "money,"
I mean "understanding."
482
00:17:29,941 --> 00:17:32,942
Standing in front of a Bee,
asking her to love him.
483
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,052
(with Australian accents):
That's not a ring.
484
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,012
This is a ring.
485
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,890
(crying):
Tacky.
486
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,616
JERRY:
At this time,
487
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:42,876
we ask that anyone
that should object to this union
488
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,954
speak now or forever
hold your...
489
00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,380
WOMAN:
Ah, dang, am I late?
490
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,899
Did I miss the cocktail hour?
491
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,292
(all gasp)
492
00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:52,361
-Here we go.
-Dear God. Kathleen ahoy.
493
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,560
-(woman clears throat)
-BEEF: Oh, that's not Kathleen.
494
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,970
Who the hell is that?
495
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,396
Maybe this'll ring a bell.
496
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,473
(mock crying)
497
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:06,191
Oh. My. God.
498
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:08,327
-Honeybee, you didn't.
-Oh, I did.
499
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,313
I'd know that cry anywhere!
500
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:11,981
It's the actress
who played the baby
501
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:15,576
Billy Zane grabbed to try to get
on the rescue boats in
Titanic!
502
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,670
Oh, remember he ran
all over the deck saying,
503
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,430
"I have a child.
I have a child."
504
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,173
Oh, man,
you're my second favorite
505
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:22,749
background character
after Irish Mommy.
506
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,678
Okay, would you like a plaintive
wail or some quiet sobbing?
507
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,754
Oh, quiet sobbing, please.
508
00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:29,849
(quiet sobbing)
509
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,183
(laughs) Wow!
510
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,093
Houston, we have a marriage.
511
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,530
You may now kiss each other.
512
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,766
(imitating Darth Vader):
Luke...
513
00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:42,769
I am your husband.
514
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,289
(imitating Darth Vader):
Luke...
515
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,324
I am your wife.
516
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,443
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my great honor
517
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,612
to present to you
for the very first time,
518
00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:55,115
Mr. and Mrs. Wolf
and Honeybee Shaw-Tobin!
519
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,026
(cheering, applause)
520
00:18:57,044 --> 00:19:00,054
♪ ♪
521
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:07,703
Come on, you two, the window's
not gonna fog itself up.
522
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,205
Don't make me come in there.
523
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,731
Okay, I'm coming in.
(laughs)
524
00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,968
I for one am glad Mom
didn't bother
525
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,046
to show up for
my once-in-a-lifetime wedding.
526
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,305
It's, you know, it's good.
527
00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:19,973
Definitely, uh...
for-for the best.
528
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,401
Is it weird that maybe
I feel kind of sad?
529
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,828
Oh, I'm not sad.
530
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,571
I just have this hollow,
lonely feeling
531
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,831
in the pit of my stomach.
532
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,391
Luckily, I was so young
533
00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:30,409
when Mom left
that I don't feel--
534
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,228
Yeah, I'm bummed.
535
00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:34,172
Yeah, me, too.
Why do we feel like this?
536
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:36,248
Because, sure, she's messed up,
537
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,733
but she's still your mom.
538
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,344
Being filled with dread
that Kathleen will appear
539
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:43,514
and then disappointment
when she doesn't is normal.
540
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,832
And terrible. And normal.
541
00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:48,168
I know what you're going
through, but look around.
542
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:50,596
Everyone that's supposed
to be here is.
543
00:19:50,748 --> 00:19:51,914
This is a good day.
544
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:54,025
It is Kathleen
who is missing out.
545
00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:55,509
You know, Dad, you're right.
546
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,586
It's better
that Mom didn't show up.
547
00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,104
She would have definitely
ruined today.
548
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,056
She probably would have.
549
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:02,683
But your mother wasn't all bad.
550
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,353
She did give me the four things
I love most in this world.
551
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,188
(gasps) Oh, do you mean
our set of limited edition
552
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,615
Betty Boop ceramic plates?
553
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,210
-Nah, she took those with her.
-Damn it.
554
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:14,937
I mean the four of you kids.
555
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,381
♪ ♪
556
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:22,035
Do you trust me, Honeybee?
557
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,295
I trust you.
558
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,297
-Do you trust me, Wolf?
-I trust you.
559
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,466
-Do you trust me, Ham?
-I trust you.
560
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,751
-Do you trust me, Dad?
-I trust you.
561
00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:31,562
TOBINS:
Do you trust us, Shaws?
562
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,231
SHAWS:
We trust you!
563
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:34,790
Okay, I'm following
the rule of thirds.
564
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:36,141
Didn't forget
to capture the depth.
565
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,718
And I've got everyone's
good sides.
566
00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:40,571
Okay, this is looking good.
And timer's set! Everyone hold!
567
00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:42,147
Huh, would you look at that.
568
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,574
Mom's blog just updated.
569
00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:46,110
She's drinking
at a Wetzel's Pretzels in Tulsa.
570
00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,470
Bad news for Tulsa.
571
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,805
Move your booty,
here comes Judy.
572
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,582
Okay. On three, everyone say,
573
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,567
"Today turned out perfectly,
and we didn't even have to
574
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,253
"do the shadow wedding,
which was a good move because
575
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:56,645
Mom didn't even end up
showing up and..."
576
00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:58,163
-(camera clicks)
-(gasps)
577
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,074
Jandon, it's your aunt, Alyson.
This song is for you.
578
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,503
♪ Jandon, I don't know you
from a stranger on the street
♪
579
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:08,415
♪ But I keep on hoping
one day we'll meet
♪
580
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,251
♪ I don't know what you're into,
is it sports?
♪
581
00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:12,828
♪ Or is it trains? ♪
582
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:14,330
♪ Do you like burritos? ♪
583
00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:16,165
♪ Or do you love chow mein? ♪
584
00:21:16,183 --> 00:21:17,683
♪ Oh, Jandon, where are you? ♪
585
00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,760
♪ You could be anywhere ♪
586
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,337
♪ Jandon, who are you? ♪
587
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,839
♪ We haven't met
as far as I'm aware
♪
588
00:21:23,932 --> 00:21:26,008
♪ Guess I may never know ya ♪
589
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:29,287
♪ But I hope you get this "best
nephew" shirt I stole ya.
♪
590
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:31,455
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591
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,708
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