1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,670 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,079 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,232 --> 00:00:07,172 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:10,009 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:13,737 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,998 --> 00:00:16,515 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:17,741 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,429 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,581 --> 00:00:24,023 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,673 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,768 --> 00:00:29,611 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,683 Well, Wolf and Honeybee 15 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,037 should be heading over soon for Tobin family game night. 16 00:00:38,264 --> 00:00:41,189 Whoa. Judy, Ham, Moon, you have got to get over here 17 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:43,100 and see this crazy snowflake. 18 00:00:43,118 --> 00:00:44,376 It's got stellar dendrites. 19 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:47,104 -Dendrites for days. -Am I crazy 20 00:00:47,122 --> 00:00:50,107 or does that other one have hollow columns? 21 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,884 Ugh, I wish Wolf was here already. 22 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,201 He loves dendrites. 23 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,461 (grunts) Where are they? 24 00:00:54,613 --> 00:00:56,113 Maybe I ought to give him a call. Ha. 25 00:00:56,131 --> 00:00:58,057 -(line ringing) -WOLF (over phone): Hello. 26 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,616 Hey, Wolf. It's your dad Beef. 27 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:01,451 You and Honeybee were supposed to be here for game night 28 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:03,303 in ten minutes and you're not early, 29 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,805 so I'm just checking to make sure you're okay. 30 00:01:04,957 --> 00:01:07,382 Everything's fine. We're just getting ourselves together. 31 00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:09,717 I'm making Wolf's Wolfies, and pretty soon, 32 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,070 we'll all be making memories. 33 00:01:11,297 --> 00:01:12,738 Great. I'll... (sneezes) 34 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:14,573 Wait, was that a sneeze? A-Are you sick? 35 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:16,891 -Are-- Should we reschedule? -Absolutely not. 36 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,635 I'll just take some cold medicine. 37 00:01:18,654 --> 00:01:20,137 Dad, you haven't had any medicine since you took 38 00:01:20,230 --> 00:01:22,564 half a Tylenol after you shattered your pelvis. 39 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,974 Y-You must be feeling pretty bad. 40 00:01:23,992 --> 00:01:25,976 The only thing that would make me feel bad 41 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:27,811 is if we weren't all together tonight. 42 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,479 -(stammers) Got to go, Dad. -Huh. 43 00:01:29,498 --> 00:01:31,665 -Uh-oh. What's going on, Dad? -Wolf usually says 44 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,925 "I love you" when we hang up. 45 00:01:33,152 --> 00:01:35,335 And then he sings it and then he whispers it. 46 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,763 This time, he just said, "Got to go, Dad." 47 00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:40,081 Well, maybe... he got to go. 48 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,417 Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Wolf and Honeybee 49 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:44,177 haven't been around as much lately. 50 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:47,347 Last week, they only came to four out of seven breakfasts, 51 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:49,182 and Wolf missed wood-piling day 52 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:52,002 because they had to, quote, "get their marriage license." 53 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:54,095 They didn't even come over to watch that other 54 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,506 unrelated Tobin family on Family Feud. 55 00:01:56,525 --> 00:02:00,193 Their performance was-- survey says-- disgraceful. 56 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:03,347 I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word, but... 57 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:05,515 (gasps) Dracula disorder? 58 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:08,293 Drifting, as in we're all drifting apart. 59 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,854 This was my worry when they moved out to the guesthouse, 60 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:12,522 that we'd see them less and less. 61 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:14,449 And then from there, who knows what would happen? 62 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,526 Oh, my God. Is it me driving them away? 63 00:02:16,545 --> 00:02:18,286 I'm always pestering Honeybee with annoying questions 64 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,139 like: "How much do you think your arms weigh? 65 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:21,623 "Like, if you took them off your body 66 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,641 and weighed them separately?" 67 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:24,292 (gasps) It could be my fault. 68 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:25,627 The other day, when Wolf and I went to the movies, 69 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,312 I got a small popcorn to share, and he said, 70 00:02:27,464 --> 00:02:29,222 "I wish you'd gotten a medium." 71 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:33,043 Well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing. 72 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:34,820 You're gonna love game night. 73 00:02:34,971 --> 00:02:36,655 Everyone's got their game night personality. 74 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:38,715 Moon always claims he's not gonna cheat, 75 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:39,825 then he cheats like crazy, 76 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:41,976 Judy eats so many snacks she almost barfs, 77 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,996 oh, a-and Ham roots for everyone, 78 00:02:44,147 --> 00:02:45,313 especially the people he's playing against, 79 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,814 and Dad just keeps saying, 80 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,558 (imitates Beef): "Isn't this fun?" 81 00:02:48,577 --> 00:02:50,502 -And what about you? -Oh, I'm kind of like 82 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:53,730 a cool guy high roller, but mostly I just get very drunk. 83 00:02:53,749 --> 00:02:56,583 Uh, speaking of cool guys, is your brother Jerrybee coming? 84 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,418 He said he'll try. He's getting headshots done 85 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:00,295 in his Bigfoot costume for his website. 86 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,922 He's really blowing up on the Lone Moose 87 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,240 birthday party circuit. 88 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,850 Oh, can you see if he'll sign one for me? 89 00:03:05,001 --> 00:03:07,093 I want it to say "Never stop dreaming." 90 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,079 All right, let me just transfer 91 00:03:09,097 --> 00:03:11,081 the Wolf's Wolfies into my chug jug. 92 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,600 And let me just grab my famous Fresno 14-layer dip. 93 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:15,677 I leave out the 13th layer because everyone knows 94 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:17,512 (spooky voice): it's haunted. 95 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:18,939 -(camera clicks) -ALYSON: Well, 96 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,515 -that ought to do it. -Great. I got to get going 97 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:22,367 -to my sister's game night. -PAM: Hey, you guys. 98 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:23,593 Sorry to interrupt. 99 00:03:23,612 --> 00:03:25,095 I'm just going around telling everyone 100 00:03:25,188 --> 00:03:26,854 that the snow outside is really bad. 101 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:30,042 If you want to leave, you should have done that 20 minutes ago. 102 00:03:30,269 --> 00:03:31,376 No one's going anywhere now. 103 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:33,103 Sorry I didn't get to warn you sooner. 104 00:03:33,121 --> 00:03:34,379 I have a short gait. 105 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:36,698 Oh, you're perfect the way you are, Security Pam. 106 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:37,958 So we're stuck in the mall? 107 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,718 I guess I can't make it to game night. 108 00:03:39,945 --> 00:03:42,554 Oh, well. Maybe I'll just go down and smell the food court. 109 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,723 Actually, Jerry, as long as we're stuck here, 110 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:46,633 there's a little project that I have 111 00:03:46,785 --> 00:03:47,893 that I've been dying to work on. 112 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:49,394 And if you wanted to be involved, 113 00:03:49,504 --> 00:03:51,137 I could pay you a small modeling fee. 114 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,547 I booked a gig! 115 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,459 Jerry, I'm going to show you something very horrific, 116 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:56,568 but very intimate. 117 00:03:56,795 --> 00:03:58,570 I did some photographs when I was younger. 118 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:01,314 Photos I'm not proud of. My 2003 bang photos. 119 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:03,242 I don't know if I should see those, Alyson. 120 00:04:03,393 --> 00:04:05,410 -Look, Jerry. -Oh, but that's just a photo 121 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:07,395 of you getting a Christmas gift. (gasps) 122 00:04:07,489 --> 00:04:09,322 And here you are at a café in Italy! 123 00:04:09,475 --> 00:04:11,416 ALYSON: But look at my hair, Jerry. 124 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:13,234 JERRYBEE: Yeah, the front part's cut off. 125 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:15,145 ALYSON: Those are bangs, Jerry. 126 00:04:15,163 --> 00:04:17,481 Horrible bangs that have haunted me for years. 127 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:20,074 I want to erase my memories of being in the bang gang. 128 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:23,077 Alyson, you need to work on how you using that word. 129 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,264 No. I want to recreate these photos 130 00:04:25,415 --> 00:04:27,157 with my current, very amazing hair. 131 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:28,583 See this other person in all these pictures? 132 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,511 That was my roommate Anthony, and he moved away. 133 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,347 -So I need you to be my Anthony. -Hey, I'll try it. 134 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,442 I'm an Anthony, not a Can't-hony. 135 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:40,445 Ah, shoot. It's expired. 136 00:04:40,672 --> 00:04:43,765 Nonsense. That's just a trick to get you to buy more medicine. 137 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,192 (sneezes) Oh, maybe I should take two doses. 138 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:48,194 I refuse to be a Sickly Stuart. 139 00:04:48,347 --> 00:04:50,605 You know what the best part of tonight's game night will be? 140 00:04:50,699 --> 00:04:53,016 Watching all of your fellow family members do their best? 141 00:04:53,035 --> 00:04:56,110 Dipping a cookie into the cheese log just to see how it feels? 142 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,796 Mmm! Oh, it's wonderful! 143 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,857 It's like I'm kissing a prince whose mouth is full of cheese. 144 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:03,802 No, the best part of game night will be me 145 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:06,596 giving up my old, cheating ways. 146 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,550 Uh, I was just keeping the pieces warm. 147 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:12,960 Diondra Tundra here with a weather update. 148 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:14,871 While we were predicting just a light squall, 149 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,799 looks like it's actually going to be squall to squall snow, 150 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,300 for what some people are squalling 151 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,968 "the storm of the century." 152 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:23,046 Uh-oh. Wolf. 153 00:05:23,065 --> 00:05:25,991 Wow, it's a lot snowier than they predicted! 154 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:28,643 All I see is white. It's like when I met your family! 155 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:30,495 Uh, we should probably turn around and go home. 156 00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:32,572 Uh, I can't see our house. 157 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:33,999 Wait, wait, I can't see it, either. 158 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:37,753 Holy freakin' lizard! We're stuck in a blizzard! 159 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,417 Okay, so don't freak out, but we are a little lost. 160 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,753 Well, we know the main house is 300 steps from our house, 161 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,588 and we've already gone 142 steps. 162 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,515 How do you know how many steps we've taken? 163 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:53,426 Why spend money on a Fitbit when I can count all my own steps? 164 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,428 Oh, you're so sensible, my steppie pie. 165 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:57,022 But we shouldn't step anywhere now. 166 00:05:57,249 --> 00:05:59,632 It's only 158 steps. I'll give you a piggyback ride. 167 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,861 You know how much I love PBRs, but we're already disoriented. 168 00:06:03,088 --> 00:06:04,863 We should just sit tight, snuggle up 169 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:07,440 and wait for conditions to clear or-or Dad to find us. 170 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,092 Uh-uh. I've seen the movie Everest. 171 00:06:09,111 --> 00:06:11,111 You stop, you get cold but you think you're hot, 172 00:06:11,263 --> 00:06:12,520 so you take off all your clothes. 173 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,855 And then you die. All the other hikers 174 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,432 just hike all over your nude, dead body 175 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:17,042 with your boobs just flapping in the wind 176 00:06:17,193 --> 00:06:18,693 until they freeze mid-flap. 177 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,787 And then you're just a couple of boobsicles staring at God. 178 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,381 Perfect movie. And I hear what you're saying, 179 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:24,549 but I'm sure my dad will come looking for us. 180 00:06:24,776 --> 00:06:27,127 Trust me, my dad has a sixth sense about where I am. 181 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:28,536 When we played hide-and-seek, 182 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,614 he found me behind the couch every time. 183 00:06:30,632 --> 00:06:32,891 So let's just sit down and hug for warmth. 184 00:06:33,118 --> 00:06:34,300 Mmm. This isn't bad. 185 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,394 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 186 00:06:35,621 --> 00:06:37,621 We are not fooling around out here. 187 00:06:37,714 --> 00:06:39,956 Didn't you hear my Everest story? The frozen boobs? 188 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:41,566 Uh, what I meant was, let's have a sip 189 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:43,126 of Wolf's Wolfies to stay warm. 190 00:06:43,219 --> 00:06:45,904 Just a tiny little sip. Got to keep our wits about us. 191 00:06:46,131 --> 00:06:47,406 Mmm. That's warming. 192 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:50,391 Yeah. See, what I do is I melt a gallon of ice cream, 193 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,911 add a flat Coke, add two cups of sugar, 194 00:06:53,138 --> 00:06:54,487 three bags of melted chocolate chips, 195 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,582 and then a pinch-- and I mean just a pinch-- of honey. 196 00:06:57,809 --> 00:06:58,900 Otherwise it gets too sweet. 197 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,568 Oh, and of course the whiskey and the rum. 198 00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:04,071 -Let's have a tiny bit more. -Uh, just a hair more. 199 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:05,406 One more sip. 200 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,591 Ooh. 201 00:07:06,743 --> 00:07:08,485 Are you sure your dad's gonna come find us? 202 00:07:08,503 --> 00:07:10,095 Are you kidding? Dad's favorite thing 203 00:07:10,246 --> 00:07:11,430 is search and rescue. 204 00:07:11,657 --> 00:07:13,098 I know he'll never say it, but I think he was 205 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:16,326 kind of disappointed that none of us ever fell in a well. 206 00:07:16,344 --> 00:07:18,437 Ah, they're lost in that snow. 207 00:07:18,664 --> 00:07:20,254 -I need to go look for 'em. -I don't know, Dad. 208 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,623 It's really coming down. 209 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,775 Judy, no one knows this land like me. 210 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:25,502 I was born in the bushes out there. 211 00:07:25,595 --> 00:07:27,337 My mom didn't make it to the hospital. 212 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,855 By a lot. (sneezing) 213 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,675 Dad, since you're sick, should we all go out there with you? 214 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:34,511 -Safety in numbers? -Or one big sacrifice. 215 00:07:34,529 --> 00:07:36,179 No, I'll be fine. Whoa. 216 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:38,865 -What, Dad? -Nothing. I just thought I saw something. 217 00:07:39,017 --> 00:07:40,608 -Never mind. -SNOWFLAKE: Hello, Beef. 218 00:07:40,702 --> 00:07:43,019 It's me from before. The dendrite snowflake. 219 00:07:43,112 --> 00:07:45,689 -Call me Denny. -BEEF: Nope. Snowflakes don't talk. 220 00:07:45,707 --> 00:07:48,967 -Did you just say something, Dad? -Uh... No. No. 221 00:07:49,118 --> 00:07:50,451 Beef, let's go. I'm late. 222 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:53,697 Sit tight. I'll be back soon. 223 00:07:53,715 --> 00:07:55,365 JUDY: I do not feel good 224 00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:57,050 -about letting him go out there. -But he's Dad. 225 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,536 And nothing bad ever happens to dads, right? 226 00:07:59,629 --> 00:08:01,371 Henry's dad chopped off his own finger 227 00:08:01,464 --> 00:08:03,631 when he was putting cream cheese on a bagel, 228 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,392 but he's probably the exception. 229 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,894 Hey, Beef, wait up. 230 00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:09,988 Where are we heading, Beef? Should we go grab a bite? 231 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,324 Look, I know I'm probably hallucinating you, 232 00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:14,692 but have you seen my son and his fiancée out here? 233 00:08:14,845 --> 00:08:17,570 Hallucinating me? Well, maybe I'm hallucinating you, Beef. 234 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,815 Look, let's not worry about who's hallucinating who. 235 00:08:20,909 --> 00:08:22,726 Let's just enjoy being lost in the snow. 236 00:08:22,744 --> 00:08:25,245 I'm not lost. I've lived here my whole life. 237 00:08:25,397 --> 00:08:26,913 I've named every tree out here. 238 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,415 Like this tree. This is Chris Pine. 239 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,659 Oh, I loved him in Hell or High Water. 240 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,737 He's so handsome. I'd love to whiten his branches. 241 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:37,073 The tree was here first, way before that guy got famous. 242 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,666 -And who's this? -Who's who? 243 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,352 This hill we're falling down. 244 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:42,503 -Whee! -(screams) 245 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,672 Hon, I think I have to ride the yellow rainbow, 246 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,932 if you know what I mean. 247 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,341 I-I'm just gonna step right over there to pee. 248 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,585 -I'll be right back. -(gasps) 249 00:08:48,603 --> 00:08:50,011 I don't think you should step anywhere. 250 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,437 -We got to stay together. -Wait, you know 251 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,347 I can't pee if I know someone's watching. 252 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,941 That's why I can't use public bathrooms. 253 00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:56,350 Or private ones if there's a picture 254 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,427 of a person hanging in them. 255 00:08:57,445 --> 00:08:58,945 Or an expressive bird. 256 00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:01,522 Let's just hold hands, and you take a tiny step away and pee, 257 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,950 and that way we won't get separated from each other. 258 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,268 Okay. Here I go. 259 00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:06,770 -(screams) -Are you okay? 260 00:09:06,863 --> 00:09:09,214 Yeah. Just screamed because the wind hit my penis, 261 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:10,865 and my penis did not like it. 262 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,109 -Okay. Did you go? -No, I can't. 263 00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:14,535 I think it's because you're holding my hand 264 00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:15,945 so I know you're there. 265 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,781 Uh, I'm just gonna drop it for one second. 266 00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,483 -Wolf, no! -Don't worry, I won't move an inch. 267 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,727 Oh, turduck-it! Damn it, the Wolfies! 268 00:09:22,954 --> 00:09:24,378 Wolf? Are you there? Can you hear me? 269 00:09:24,472 --> 00:09:26,806 Yeah, just rescuing the Wolfies. Oh, got them. 270 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,808 Okay. Now walk toward my voice. 271 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,053 Yep, hold on. I just need to put my penis back in my pants. 272 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:33,405 Wait. You sound farther away. 273 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,148 Oh, no, my zipper is frozen open. 274 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,075 Wait, there it goes. Uh, Honeybee? 275 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,893 Honeybee? Oh, no, I lost her. 276 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,155 -Damn it. I forgot to pee. -Wolf? Wolf? 277 00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:44,641 -Get up, Beef. This is no time for a layabout. -(Beef groans) 278 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,643 -Where are we? -We walked around for a while 279 00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:49,254 after we fell down the hill, Beef. You don't remember? 280 00:09:49,481 --> 00:09:50,496 We were walking. We were singing. 281 00:09:50,649 --> 00:09:52,148 You told me you felt an existential dread 282 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:54,000 when you pictured all of your children leaving home. 283 00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:55,485 And then you laid face down in the snow. 284 00:09:55,503 --> 00:09:58,488 -And now we're here. -Oh, man. This is bad. 285 00:09:58,506 --> 00:10:00,156 I was really looking forward to having the whole family 286 00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:02,826 together tonight, and now half of us are lost in the snow. 287 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,828 Ha! You think you have it bad? 288 00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,438 -I'm all alone out here. -Come on. 289 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:09,107 -There's snowflakes all over. -I don't know them. 290 00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:10,850 You think all snowflakes know each other? 291 00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:12,611 -Ha. Typical flesh man. -I'm sorry. 292 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:16,448 Yeah, you should be sorry. You're lucky we're best friends. 293 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:18,691 Wolf! Wolf! 294 00:10:18,844 --> 00:10:22,436 (exhales) Okay. Gonna start getting dark soon, 295 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,771 and Wolf just said to stay where you are, 296 00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:25,606 but no offense to Wolf, that seems dumb. 297 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,626 Okay. I think the tool shed is the closest building. 298 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:30,036 If I point my body toward where I think it is, 299 00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,796 I can make it there. (shivering exhale) 300 00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,690 I am a self-sufficient woman who is not 301 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,949 going to die in the snow. 302 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,376 I know this because I believe in myself 303 00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:37,952 and because a mall psychic told me 304 00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:39,696 it was gonna be a zip-lining accident. 305 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:43,216 With the pizza on the table, this really feels like Italy. 306 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,976 Thank you for holding the poster, Santiago. 307 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:46,870 Thank you for trusting me. 308 00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,980 Anthony and I had such a wonderful time in Italy. 309 00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:51,557 Luckily, the year before, he fell off a log flume ride 310 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,300 and legally drowned for three minutes. 311 00:10:53,395 --> 00:10:55,487 He used the settlement money to pay for our trip. 312 00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:56,971 He was always so generous. 313 00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:59,157 And so bad at staying seated throughout the ride. 314 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,901 -To Anthony. -To Anthony. -SANTIAGO: To Anthony. 315 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,887 ♪ Girl, you got it going on ♪ 316 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:05,722 ♪ The picture on the shelf ♪ 317 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,574 ♪ Takes me back to all the memories of myself. ♪ 318 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,244 Guys, this is bad. Dad should be back by now. 319 00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:12,578 There's snow out there and holes, 320 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,655 and the kind of snow-covered holes that Dad might 321 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,841 fall into when he's hopped up on expired cold medicine. 322 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,510 I think one of us should go after him. 323 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:21,328 I'll go. I won MVP, most valuable prepper, 324 00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:22,922 of my Lil' Preppers survivalist troop. 325 00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:25,758 You could say I've been prepping for this moment my whole life. 326 00:11:25,911 --> 00:11:27,443 Guys, no, I'm going. I need you two 327 00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:28,928 to stay here in case anyone comes back. 328 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,413 Moon, you can treat frostbite injuries 329 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,006 and suck the venom from their legs 330 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,525 in case they encountered any snow snakes. 331 00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:35,768 Uh, first of all, snow snakes aren't real. 332 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,363 And second, if they were, you wouldn't suck their venom, Judy. 333 00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,347 You would drain it with a small blade. 334 00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:41,515 See, that's why we need you here. 335 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,869 And, Ham, I'll need you to be my anchor. 336 00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:46,112 Here's my lantern. 337 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,447 And take half the cheese log. 338 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:48,689 We'll keep the other. 339 00:11:48,783 --> 00:11:50,283 Gouda-bye, and gouda luck. 340 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,618 If I don't make it back, tell my family I love them. 341 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,437 But we are your family. 342 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,381 Tell them. 343 00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,675 ♪ ♪ 344 00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:10,211 Dad! Wolf! 345 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,046 (shivering): Honeybee! 346 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,881 This storm is insane. 347 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,308 (screams) Ouch. 348 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,235 What in the world? The old outhouse. 349 00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:18,811 Oh, maybe I'll just go in here 350 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:21,573 and take a little bitty storm siesta. 351 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,317 (yelps) Holy guaca-snow-ly, that wind is poppin'. 352 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,319 I don't think that's the right word, but, ooh, 353 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,137 all my other words are frozen. 354 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:30,306 So I'm just gonna take a little rest in here, 355 00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:31,732 and then I'm gonna follow the rope 356 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,326 back to the house... (screams) 357 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,569 Oh, sorry. Were you using the bathroom? 358 00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:37,814 -We can come back. -What are you guys doing here? 359 00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,406 You're supposed to be back at the house 360 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:40,741 with the rope tied to you. 361 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:42,668 Dad was just saying earlier that he was worried 362 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,911 we were all drifting apart. 363 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,488 And then after you left, we realized 364 00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:47,581 this is exactly what he was talking about. 365 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:49,768 Dad went out all alone and got lost in the snow, 366 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,345 and then you went out all alone and got lost in the snow. 367 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,164 But now we're all out here alone getting lost in the snow. 368 00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:56,516 We've literally drifted apart. 369 00:12:56,668 --> 00:13:00,111 Okay, but from now on, we're drifting together 370 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,021 because I tied my rope to Moon. 371 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,340 And I tied my rope to the outdoor barbecue, 372 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,950 which is still back at the house. 373 00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,601 Uh, that barbecue? 374 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,271 (laughs) That's the one. 375 00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:11,772 201, 202. 376 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,033 (sighs) Should be right there. 377 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,277 (grunts) Not there. 378 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,186 (grunts) 379 00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:18,871 -(thud) -Ha! Toolshed. 380 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,373 Alaska's not so hard. 381 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,191 (wind whistling) 382 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,693 The power in here seems to be out, 383 00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,862 but, oh, a generator. 384 00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:28,306 Ah, some food. Oh, an old TV Guide 385 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,809 with the cast of 90210 on the cover? 386 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,702 This place rules. 387 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,129 Oh, man. I lost Honeybee. 388 00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:36,889 But hopefully she's doing what I'm doing-- 389 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,799 just sitting tight, waiting for Dad. 390 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,562 We'll all be together soon, and then I'll never pee again. 391 00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:44,730 -What's he pouting about? -Who are you? 392 00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,066 Beef, this is my new wife Tanya. 393 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,159 When did you get married? 394 00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:49,810 Just now, when I met Tanya. 395 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,479 And, Tanya, Beef's upset because he lost his son in the snow 396 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,999 and he's generally worried about his family drifting apart. 397 00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:56,576 That happens to everybody. 398 00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:57,894 You're not special. 399 00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,671 Kids grow up, and then they blow away. 400 00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,581 Beef, have you tried talking to your son about it? 401 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,583 -I know when our son... -You have a son? 402 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,069 Yeah. Yeah, we had him just now. Little Remy. 403 00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,420 I talk to Remy about everything. 404 00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:09,422 But what if I talk to Wolf and it turns out 405 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,349 he doesn't want to hang out with me anymore? 406 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,576 And what if Ham goes off to culinary school 407 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:14,744 in Phoenix, Arizona? 408 00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,337 And what if Judy moves to France 409 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,172 and falls in with a bunch of rude puppeteers 410 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,525 and she only talks to me through some bored-looking puppet? 411 00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,177 And what if Moon grows up to be a reclusive mountain man 412 00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:25,254 and doesn't let me visit his mountain? 413 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,181 What if I end up alone, Denny? 414 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,608 -Is that your son? -Who? 415 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,184 That hunk with a mustache 416 00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:31,777 who's sitting over there with a thermos. 417 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,446 I'd like to whiten his branches. 418 00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:34,539 -Wolf! -Dad! 419 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,116 Oh, thank God! Ha-Have you seen Honeybee? 420 00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,784 Uh, no, I haven't, but... 421 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,879 Oh, I'm sorry. These are my friends 422 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,364 Denny, Tanya, and their son Remy. 423 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,109 Uh, Dad, are-are you feeling okay? 424 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,369 Oh, yeah. I feel great. (shivers) 425 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,204 I took three large doses of Sneeze Police, 426 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,948 and then I came out here to find you, 427 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,117 and then I met these talking snowflakes. 428 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,801 Okay, uh, big fella. 429 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,896 Yeah, uh, they sound like cool guys. 430 00:14:58,123 --> 00:14:59,472 I'm not a guy. I'm a lady. 431 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,882 Go on, Beef. Ask him about the drifting-apart business. 432 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,142 Not now, Denny. 433 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,718 No, you don't bring that up. 434 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,220 I'll bring it up when I'm ready! 435 00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:07,721 Okay, so Dad's losing it 436 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,241 and I'm a little bit drunk and my fiancée is lost. 437 00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:12,726 The sun's down, and the temperature is dropping. 438 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,078 Okay, Dad, we're moving out. 439 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,155 We're going to rescue Honeybee, and then we're all 440 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,248 going to rescue game night. 441 00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:18,917 Wait for us, Beef. Here we come. 442 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,326 Yeah, Barf, slow down. 443 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,086 -Keep up, Remy. -(deep voice): Coming, Mommy. 444 00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:25,089 Anthony used to love to decorate our Christmas tree 445 00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:26,482 with chili pepper lights. 446 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,334 He was super into Arizona culture. 447 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,261 The Grand Canyon, the ice tea brand, 448 00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,246 bolo ties with a splash of turquoise, 449 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,006 Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. 450 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,491 Not her ideas but her fashion. 451 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,326 He loved it so much that he moved there. 452 00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,604 It is tough when you can't be with your closest friends. 453 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,256 I know I'm really missing my best friend Kooky Kelly 454 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,517 and all the crazy stuff we used to do together, 455 00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,669 like go for walks or get a cup of coffee. 456 00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,929 It must have been hard for you when Anthony left. 457 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,597 No, I never even really think about him 458 00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,858 except for when I decorate Christmas trees or travel 459 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,345 or eat or see someone plummet off an amusement park ride. 460 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,623 Oh, my God, I do miss Anthony. 461 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,774 I thought looking at those pictures made me sad 462 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,201 because of my unsightly bangs, 463 00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:03,686 but really I just missed my friend. 464 00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:04,870 Well, it's his loss, 465 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,706 because you're pretty fun to hang out with. 466 00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:08,449 Well, you're pretty fun to hang out with, too. 467 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,468 Actually, you kind of remind me of him. 468 00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,453 Hey, you can be my new Anthony. 469 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,455 And you can be my new Kooky Kelly. 470 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,957 One time, we switched meals at a restaurant. 471 00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,625 It was insane. 472 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,461 I'm really glad we found each other, Jerry. 473 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,629 And you know what this means? (heavy, excited breathing) 474 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:23,889 I can get bangs again. 475 00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,391 -(scissors snipping) -Oh, no. I mean, 476 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,151 maybe take the week and think about it. 477 00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:28,894 Oh, you did it already. 478 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,989 ♪ 99 flakes of snow in the air ♪ 479 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,657 ♪ 99 flakes of snow ♪ 480 00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,734 ♪ They spin around, they fall on the ground ♪ 481 00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,494 ♪ 98 flakes of snow in the air. ♪ 482 00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:39,572 Oh, man, we've been walking for 30 minutes, 483 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,148 and we're still lost. 484 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,335 (sighs) I have no idea where the house is at this point. 485 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:47,488 I'm sorry, Dad. I feel like an absolute Dumbledork. 486 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,840 Oh, that's okay. 487 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,067 I'm happy just to spend some time with you. 488 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,404 Uh, you know, sometimes, lately, I feel like... 489 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:56,848 That's right, Beef. Tell him. 490 00:16:56,999 --> 00:17:00,000 Yeah, sometimes, ever since you moved out to the guesthouse, 491 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,279 breakfast, wood-piling day, those other Tobins... 492 00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,505 Uh, what I'm trying to say is... 493 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,082 Oh, my gosh! The woodpile! Firewood! 494 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,341 Dad, do you have your lighter? 495 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,842 It's too wet out here to start a fire. 496 00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:11,921 You're right, Dad, but I think I actually have a very good 497 00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:13,865 or possibly very terrible idea. 498 00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:15,274 All right, w-w-wait. Okay. 499 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,093 I'm gonna soak my hankie in some Wolf's Wolfies 500 00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,445 and then kind of stick it back in the top of the jug 501 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,280 and light it like a beautiful Molotov candle 502 00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:22,782 and see if all the booze burns 503 00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,208 brightly enough to signal Honeybee. 504 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,527 Aah! No, fire! We'll melt! 505 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,195 Remy, run! 506 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:30,465 I'll see you in hell, Barf! 507 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,460 Okay, let's try this whole 508 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,204 rescuing Dad, Wolf and Honeybee thing one more time, 509 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,206 no more drifting away of any kind. 510 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,133 Okay, so we'll walk in a big circle 511 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,876 and then a bunch of smaller circles 512 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,896 until we hopefully find somebody. 513 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,713 And after that, we should go see who set 514 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,150 -that fire over there. -Dad? 515 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:54,964 What are you guys all doing out here? 516 00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:56,649 -We're on a rescue mission. -Rescue mission? 517 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,242 But I just left a half hour ago. 518 00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,912 Uh, you've been out here for three hours, Dad. 519 00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,471 Oh, no. Really? 520 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,490 Yeah, Dad's been having a bit of a rough one. 521 00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,475 He's been hallucinating some talking snowflakes. 522 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:09,087 Yeah, he did take a lot of expired cold medicine. 523 00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:10,646 Oh, my God. 524 00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:13,482 I've been acting like a real irresponsible Ichabod. 525 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,259 I got so worried about Wolf and Honeybee 526 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,095 not wanting to hang out with us anymore 527 00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,913 that I almost made us all hang out together forever in heaven. 528 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,324 You think me and Honeybee don't want 529 00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:22,749 to hang out with you guys anymore? 530 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,493 Well, earlier, you hung up on me 531 00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:26,495 without singing or whispering your goodbye. 532 00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:28,497 And you didn't come to watch that other 533 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,182 terrible Tobin family on Family Feud. 534 00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:31,442 Stop saying their name. 535 00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,836 And I'm sorry about the medium popcorn. 536 00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:35,947 Must you punish me forever?! 537 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,523 Guys, just because I get busy 538 00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:39,617 doesn't mean I don't love the stuffing out of you. 539 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:43,454 So you aren't slowly but surely drifting away from this family, 540 00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:45,681 setting in motion a cascade of farewells 541 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,351 that will forever fracture our close family bonds? 542 00:18:48,411 --> 00:18:50,019 No, Dad. When we talked earlier, 543 00:18:50,037 --> 00:18:51,612 the Wolf's Wolfies were boiling over, 544 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,038 so I had to hang up. 545 00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:54,357 Oh. That makes sense. 546 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,908 I'll always be a part of the family, 547 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,136 but now I have my own smaller family, too. 548 00:18:58,287 --> 00:18:59,879 I'm a little branch off the main tree 549 00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:03,123 that sometimes needs some time alone in his little branch house 550 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,625 that has a little tiny stove 551 00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:07,370 and a very little bathroom with a very small shower. 552 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:09,129 We're gonna have to do something about that. 553 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,373 Yeah, 'cause I have to choose 554 00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,983 which side of me I'm gonna wash each day. 555 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,543 (sighs) I'm so glad you're not avoiding us. 556 00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:17,880 Yeah, I don't want to be weird, but I like you guys. 557 00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,825 Well, if we can find each other in a storm like this, 558 00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:22,827 we'll always be able to find each other. 559 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,996 Hey, family, the only place I'm drifting 560 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:26,998 is right into your arms. 561 00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:28,407 (chuckles) 562 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,501 You know I'm the last person to break up a hug, 563 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,245 but I lost my fiancée out here, and I'd kind of like 564 00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:35,247 to get married before death does us part. 565 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,567 Okay, if you're not tied to the rope, grab somebody's hand. 566 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:39,844 No more getting lost. 567 00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,071 No Tobin left behind! 568 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,330 Except the barbecue. 569 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,424 MOON: May she rest in grease. 570 00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,018 Okay, step one: fill you with gasoline. 571 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,335 I already did that. 572 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:50,246 Next, I wheel you outside so you don't... 573 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,581 ♪ Fill the toolshed with fumes and kill me. ♪ 574 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,358 And then I put this little tent around you 575 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:55,751 so you don't get snow in your private areas. 576 00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:57,603 -And I just pull this cord. -(generator starts) 577 00:19:57,755 --> 00:19:58,771 (laughs) I did it. 578 00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:01,090 As the scientists say, bazinga. 579 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,366 If this shed's a-rockin', 580 00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:03,868 hopefully Wolf will come a-knockin'. 581 00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,703 ("Hold On Loosely" by 38 Special playing) 582 00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,280 ♪ Just hold on loosely ♪ 583 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,708 ♪ But don't let go ♪ 584 00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:15,120 ♪ If you cling too tightly... ♪ 585 00:20:15,273 --> 00:20:18,107 Hey, guys! You're just in time for my Shed Talk. 586 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,550 Honeybee, I'm very impressed 587 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:22,202 you found the toolshed in this insane blizzard. 588 00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,113 You are quite the survivalist. 589 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,131 Yeah, maybe I'm a little bit of a Honeybeef. 590 00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:29,285 (chuckles) I know you're gonna take great care of my Wolf. 591 00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:30,544 Yeah, she is! 592 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,304 I never would have thought that refried beans 593 00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,732 and salsa, mayonnaise, scallops and cashews 594 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,308 would all go so well together. 595 00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:39,019 Oh, you should try it when you're drunk. 596 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,404 Okay, it's your team's turn, 597 00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:43,056 and I'm really, really rooting for you guys to beat us. 598 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,576 Moon, are you reading all the clues in the bowl? 599 00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:48,621 I thought these were chips. 600 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,230 (Beef giggles) 601 00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:52,808 Gosh, isn't this fun? 602 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,710 ♪ ♪ 603 00:20:57,331 --> 00:20:59,315 ♪ Hello, everyone, and don't be frightened ♪ 604 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,259 ♪ Come on over here and get your branches whitened ♪ 605 00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:03,669 ♪ I'm ready to fall on Steve Buscemi's toes ♪ 606 00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:05,579 ♪ Or take a one-way trip up Jeff Bridges' nose ♪ 607 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,748 -♪ Celine Dion ♪ -♪ Captain Ron ♪ 608 00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:10,268 ♪ Those are some branches I'd love to be on ♪ 609 00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:12,252 ♪ Plato, Sandra Oh, Bell Biv DeVoe ♪ 610 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,179 ♪ Put your arms out, I'll cover 'em in snow ♪ 611 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,774 ♪ Hello, everyone, and don't be frightened ♪ 612 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,609 ♪ Frightened, frightened, frightened, frightened ♪ 613 00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:21,279 ♪ Come on over here and get your branches whitened ♪ 614 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,339 ♪ Whitened, whitened, whitened ♪ 615 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:25,116 -♪ Andie MacDowell ♪ -♪ Colin Powell ♪ 616 00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,359 ♪ Tammy Wynette and Mr. Keith Sweat. ♪ 617 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,603 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 618 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,196 and TOYOTA. 619 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,957 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org