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-♪ Look up there ♪
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What do you see?
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
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And a tree
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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Well, Wolf and Honeybee
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should be heading over soon
for Tobin family game night.
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Whoa. Judy, Ham, Moon,
you have got to get over here
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and see this crazy snowflake.
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It's got stellar dendrites.
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-Dendrites for days.
-Am I crazy
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or does that other one
have hollow columns?
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Ugh, I wish Wolf
was here already.
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He loves dendrites.
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(grunts) Where are they?
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Maybe I ought
to give him a call. Ha.
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-(line ringing)
-WOLF (over phone): Hello.
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Hey, Wolf. It's your dad Beef.
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You and Honeybee were supposed
to be here for game night
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in ten minutes
and you're not early,
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so I'm just checking
to make sure you're okay.
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Everything's fine. We're
just getting ourselves together.
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I'm making Wolf's Wolfies,
and pretty soon,
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we'll all be making memories.
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Great. I'll... (sneezes)
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Wait, was that a sneeze?
A-Are you sick?
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-Are-- Should we reschedule?
-Absolutely not.
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I'll just take
some cold medicine.
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Dad, you haven't had
any medicine since you took
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half a Tylenol after
you shattered your pelvis.
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Y-You must be
feeling pretty bad.
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The only thing that would
make me feel bad
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is if we weren't
all together tonight.
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-(stammers) Got to go, Dad.
-Huh.
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-Uh-oh. What's going on, Dad?
-Wolf usually says
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"I love you" when we hang up.
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And then he sings it
and then he whispers it.
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This time, he just said,
"Got to go, Dad."
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Well, maybe... he got to go.
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Yeah, maybe. It just feels
like Wolf and Honeybee
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haven't been around
as much lately.
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Last week, they only came
to four out of seven breakfasts,
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and Wolf missed wood-piling day
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because they had to, quote,
"get their marriage license."
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They didn't even come over
to watch that other
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unrelated Tobin family
on
Family Feud.
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Their performance was--
survey says-- disgraceful.
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I mean, I don't want to just
throw around the D-word, but...
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(gasps) Dracula disorder?
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Drifting, as in we're all
drifting apart.
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This was my worry when they
moved out to the guesthouse,
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that we'd see them
less and less.
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And then from there,
who knows what would happen?
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Oh, my God.
Is it me driving them away?
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I'm always pestering
Honeybee with annoying questions
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like: "How much do you think
your arms weigh?
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"Like, if you took them
off your body
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and weighed them separately?"
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(gasps) It could be my fault.
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The other day, when Wolf and I
went to the movies,
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I got a small popcorn to share,
and he said,
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"I wish you'd gotten a medium."
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Well, I know it's not me.
I'm amazing.
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You're gonna love game night.
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Everyone's got
their game night personality.
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Moon always claims
he's not gonna cheat,
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then he cheats like crazy,
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Judy eats so many snacks
she almost barfs,
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oh, a-and Ham roots
for everyone,
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especially the people
he's playing against,
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and Dad just keeps saying,
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(imitates Beef):
"Isn't this fun?"
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-And what about you?
-Oh, I'm kind of like
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a cool guy high roller, but
mostly I just get very drunk.
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Uh, speaking of cool guys,
is your brother Jerrybee coming?
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He said he'll try.
He's getting headshots done
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in his Bigfoot costume
for his website.
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He's really blowing up
on the Lone Moose
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birthday party circuit.
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Oh, can you see
if he'll sign one for me?
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I want it to say
"Never stop dreaming."
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All right, let me just transfer
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the Wolf's Wolfies
into my chug jug.
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And let me just grab
my famous Fresno 14-layer dip.
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I leave out the 13th layer
because everyone knows
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(spooky voice):
it's haunted.
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-(camera clicks)
-ALYSON: Well,
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-that ought to do it.
-Great. I got to get going
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-to my sister's game night.
-PAM: Hey, you guys.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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I'm just going around
telling everyone
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that the snow outside
is really bad.
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If you want to leave, you should
have done that 20 minutes ago.
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No one's going anywhere now.
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Sorry I didn't get
to warn you sooner.
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I have a short gait.
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Oh, you're perfect
the way you are, Security Pam.
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So we're stuck in the mall?
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I guess I can't make it
to game night.
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Oh, well. Maybe I'll just go
down and smell the food court.
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Actually, Jerry,
as long as we're stuck here,
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there's a little project
that I have
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that I've been dying to work on.
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And if you wanted
to be involved,
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I could pay you
a small modeling fee.
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I booked a gig!
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Jerry, I'm going to show you
something very horrific,
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but very intimate.
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I did some photographs
when I was younger.
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Photos I'm not proud of.
My 2003 bang photos.
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I don't know if I should
see those, Alyson.
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-Look, Jerry.
-Oh, but that's just a photo
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of you getting
a Christmas gift. (gasps)
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And here you are
at a café in Italy!
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ALYSON:
But look at my hair, Jerry.
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JERRYBEE:
Yeah, the front part's cut off.
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ALYSON:
Those are bangs, Jerry.
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Horrible bangs that have
haunted me for years.
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I want to erase my memories
of being in the bang gang.
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Alyson, you need to work on
how you using that word.
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No. I want to recreate
these photos
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with my current,
very amazing hair.
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See this other person
in all these pictures?
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That was my roommate Anthony,
and he moved away.
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-So I need you to be my Anthony.
-Hey, I'll try it.
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I'm an Anthony,
not a Can't-hony.
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Ah, shoot. It's expired.
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Nonsense. That's just a trick
to get you to buy more medicine.
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(sneezes) Oh, maybe
I should take two doses.
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I refuse to be a Sickly Stuart.
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You know what the best part
of tonight's game night will be?
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Watching all of your fellow
family members do their best?
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Dipping a cookie into the cheese
log just to see how it feels?
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Mmm! Oh, it's wonderful!
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It's like I'm kissing a prince
whose mouth is full of cheese.
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No, the best part
of game night will be me
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giving up my old, cheating ways.
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Uh, I was just keeping
the pieces warm.
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Diondra Tundra here
with a weather update.
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While we were predicting
just a light squall,
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looks like it's actually going
to be squall to squall snow,
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for what some people
are squalling
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"the storm of the century."
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Uh-oh. Wolf.
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Wow, it's a lot snowier
than they predicted!
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All I see is white. It's like
when I met your family!
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Uh, we should probably
turn around and go home.
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Uh, I can't see our house.
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Wait, wait,
I can't see it, either.
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Holy freakin' lizard!
We're stuck in a blizzard!
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Okay, so don't freak out,
but we are a little lost.
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Well, we know the main house
is 300 steps from our house,
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and we've already gone
142 steps.
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How do you know
how many steps we've taken?
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Why spend money on a Fitbit when
I can count all my own steps?
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Oh, you're so sensible,
my steppie pie.
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But we shouldn't
step anywhere now.
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It's only 158 steps.
I'll give you a piggyback ride.
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You know how much I love PBRs,
but we're already disoriented.
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We should just sit tight,
snuggle up
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and wait for conditions to clear
or-or Dad to find us.
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Uh-uh.
I've seen the movie
Everest.
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You stop, you get cold
but you think you're hot,
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so you take off
all your clothes.
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And then you die.
All the other hikers
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just hike all over
your nude, dead body
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with your boobs
just flapping in the wind
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until they freeze mid-flap.
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And then you're just a couple
of boobsicles staring at God.
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Perfect movie.
And I hear what you're saying,
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but I'm sure my dad will come
looking for us.
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Trust me, my dad has
a sixth sense about where I am.
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When we played hide-and-seek,
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he found me behind the couch
every time.
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So let's just sit down
and hug for warmth.
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Mmm. This isn't bad.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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We are not fooling around
out here.
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Didn't you hear my Everest
story? The frozen boobs?
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Uh, what I meant was,
let's have a sip
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of Wolf's Wolfies to stay warm.
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Just a tiny little sip.
Got to keep our wits about us.
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Mmm. That's warming.
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Yeah. See, what I do is
I melt a gallon of ice cream,
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add a flat Coke,
add two cups of sugar,
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three bags of
melted chocolate chips,
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and then a pinch-- and I mean
just a pinch-- of honey.
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Otherwise it gets too sweet.
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Oh, and of course
the whiskey and the rum.
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-Let's have a tiny bit more.
-Uh, just a hair more.
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One more sip.
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Ooh.
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Are you sure your dad's
gonna come find us?
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Are you kidding?
Dad's favorite thing
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is search and rescue.
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I know he'll never say it,
but I think he was
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kind of disappointed that
none of us ever fell in a well.
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Ah, they're lost in that snow.
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-I need to go look for 'em.
-I don't know, Dad.
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It's really coming down.
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Judy, no one knows
this land like me.
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I was born in the bushes
out there.
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My mom didn't make it
to the hospital.
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By a lot. (sneezing)
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Dad, since you're sick, should
we all go out there with you?
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-Safety in numbers?
-Or one big sacrifice.
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No, I'll be fine. Whoa.
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-What, Dad?
-Nothing. I just thought
I saw something.
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-Never mind.
-SNOWFLAKE: Hello, Beef.
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It's me from before.
The dendrite snowflake.
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-Call me Denny.
-BEEF: Nope.
Snowflakes don't talk.
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-Did you just say
something, Dad?
-Uh... No. No.
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Beef, let's go. I'm late.
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Sit tight. I'll be back soon.
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JUDY:
I do not feel good
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-about letting him go out there.
-But he's Dad.
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And nothing bad
ever happens to dads, right?
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Henry's dad
chopped off his own finger
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when he was putting
cream cheese on a bagel,
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but he's probably the exception.
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Hey, Beef, wait up.
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Where are we heading, Beef?
Should we go grab a bite?
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Look, I know I'm probably
hallucinating you,
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but have you seen my son
and his fiancée out here?
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Hallucinating me? Well, maybe
I'm hallucinating you, Beef.
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Look, let's not worry about
who's hallucinating who.
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Let's just enjoy
being lost in the snow.
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I'm not lost.
I've lived here my whole life.
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I've named every tree out here.
238
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,415
Like this tree.
This is Chris Pine.
239
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,659
Oh, I loved him in
Hell or High Water.
240
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,737
He's so handsome.
I'd love to whiten his branches.
241
00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:37,073
The tree was here first,
way before that guy got famous.
242
00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,666
-And who's this?
-Who's who?
243
00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,352
This hill we're falling down.
244
00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:42,503
-Whee!
-(screams)
245
00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,672
Hon, I think I have to
ride the yellow rainbow,
246
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,932
if you know what I mean.
247
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,341
I-I'm just gonna step
right over there to pee.
248
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,585
-I'll be right back.
-(gasps)
249
00:08:48,603 --> 00:08:50,011
I don't think
you should step anywhere.
250
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,437
-We got to stay together.
-Wait, you know
251
00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,347
I can't pee if I know
someone's watching.
252
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,941
That's why I can't use
public bathrooms.
253
00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:56,350
Or private ones
if there's a picture
254
00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,427
of a person hanging in them.
255
00:08:57,445 --> 00:08:58,945
Or an expressive bird.
256
00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:01,522
Let's just hold hands, and you
take a tiny step away and pee,
257
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,950
and that way we won't get
separated from each other.
258
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,268
Okay. Here I go.
259
00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:06,770
-(screams)
-Are you okay?
260
00:09:06,863 --> 00:09:09,214
Yeah. Just screamed
because the wind hit my penis,
261
00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:10,865
and my penis did not like it.
262
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,109
-Okay. Did you go?
-No, I can't.
263
00:09:13,202 --> 00:09:14,535
I think it's because
you're holding my hand
264
00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:15,945
so I know you're there.
265
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,781
Uh, I'm just gonna drop it
for one second.
266
00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,483
-Wolf, no!
-Don't worry,
I won't move an inch.
267
00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,727
Oh, turduck-it!
Damn it, the Wolfies!
268
00:09:22,954 --> 00:09:24,378
Wolf? Are you there?
Can you hear me?
269
00:09:24,472 --> 00:09:26,806
Yeah, just rescuing
the Wolfies. Oh, got them.
270
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,808
Okay. Now walk toward my voice.
271
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,053
Yep, hold on. I just need to put
my penis back in my pants.
272
00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:33,405
Wait. You sound farther away.
273
00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,148
Oh, no, my zipper
is frozen open.
274
00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,075
Wait, there it goes.
Uh, Honeybee?
275
00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,893
Honeybee? Oh, no, I lost her.
276
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,155
-Damn it. I forgot to pee.
-Wolf? Wolf?
277
00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:44,641
-Get up, Beef.
This is no time for a layabout.
-(Beef groans)
278
00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,643
-Where are we?
-We walked around for a while
279
00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:49,254
after we fell down the hill,
Beef. You don't remember?
280
00:09:49,481 --> 00:09:50,496
We were walking.
We were singing.
281
00:09:50,649 --> 00:09:52,148
You told me you felt
an existential dread
282
00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:54,000
when you pictured all of
your children leaving home.
283
00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:55,485
And then you laid face down
in the snow.
284
00:09:55,503 --> 00:09:58,488
-And now we're here.
-Oh, man. This is bad.
285
00:09:58,506 --> 00:10:00,156
I was really looking forward
to having the whole family
286
00:10:00,175 --> 00:10:02,826
together tonight, and now
half of us are lost in the snow.
287
00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,828
Ha! You think you have it bad?
288
00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,438
-I'm all alone out here.
-Come on.
289
00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:09,107
-There's snowflakes all over.
-I don't know them.
290
00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:10,850
You think all snowflakes
know each other?
291
00:10:11,002 --> 00:10:12,611
-Ha. Typical flesh man.
-I'm sorry.
292
00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:16,448
Yeah, you should be sorry.
You're lucky we're best friends.
293
00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:18,691
Wolf! Wolf!
294
00:10:18,844 --> 00:10:22,436
(exhales) Okay.
Gonna start getting dark soon,
295
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,771
and Wolf just said
to stay where you are,
296
00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:25,606
but no offense to Wolf,
that seems dumb.
297
00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,626
Okay. I think the tool shed
is the closest building.
298
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:30,036
If I point my body toward
where I think it is,
299
00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,796
I can make it there.
(shivering exhale)
300
00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,690
I am a self-sufficient woman
who is not
301
00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,949
going to die in the snow.
302
00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,376
I know this
because I believe in myself
303
00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:37,952
and because a mall psychic
told me
304
00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:39,696
it was gonna be
a zip-lining accident.
305
00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:43,216
With the pizza on the table,
this really feels like Italy.
306
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,976
Thank you for holding
the poster, Santiago.
307
00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:46,870
Thank you for trusting me.
308
00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,980
Anthony and I had
such a wonderful time in Italy.
309
00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:51,557
Luckily, the year before,
he fell off a log flume ride
310
00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,300
and legally drowned
for three minutes.
311
00:10:53,395 --> 00:10:55,487
He used the settlement money
to pay for our trip.
312
00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:56,971
He was always so generous.
313
00:10:57,065 --> 00:10:59,157
And so bad at staying seated
throughout the ride.
314
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,901
-To Anthony.
-To Anthony.
-SANTIAGO: To Anthony.
315
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,887
♪ Girl, you got it going on ♪
316
00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:05,722
♪ The picture on the shelf ♪
317
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,574
♪ Takes me back to all
the memories of myself.
♪
318
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,244
Guys, this is bad.
Dad should be back by now.
319
00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:12,578
There's snow out there
and holes,
320
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,655
and the kind of snow-covered
holes that Dad might
321
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,841
fall into when he's hopped up
on expired cold medicine.
322
00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,510
I think one of us
should go after him.
323
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:21,328
I'll go. I won MVP,
most valuable prepper,
324
00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:22,922
of my Lil' Preppers
survivalist troop.
325
00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:25,758
You could say I've been prepping
for this moment my whole life.
326
00:11:25,911 --> 00:11:27,443
Guys, no, I'm going.
I need you two
327
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:28,928
to stay here
in case anyone comes back.
328
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,413
Moon, you can treat
frostbite injuries
329
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,006
and suck the venom
from their legs
330
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,525
in case they encountered
any snow snakes.
331
00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:35,768
Uh, first of all,
snow snakes aren't real.
332
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,363
And second, if they were, you
wouldn't suck their venom, Judy.
333
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,347
You would drain it
with a small blade.
334
00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:41,515
See, that's why
we need you here.
335
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,869
And, Ham, I'll need you
to be my anchor.
336
00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:46,112
Here's my lantern.
337
00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:47,447
And take half the cheese log.
338
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:48,689
We'll keep the other.
339
00:11:48,783 --> 00:11:50,283
Gouda-bye, and gouda luck.
340
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,618
If I don't make it back,
tell my family I love them.
341
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,437
But we are your family.
342
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,381
Tell them.
343
00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,675
♪ ♪
344
00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:10,211
Dad! Wolf!
345
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,046
(shivering):
Honeybee!
346
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,881
This storm is insane.
347
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,308
(screams) Ouch.
348
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,235
What in the world?
The old outhouse.
349
00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:18,811
Oh, maybe I'll just go in here
350
00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:21,573
and take a little bitty
storm siesta.
351
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,317
(yelps) Holy guaca-snow-ly,
that wind is poppin'.
352
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,319
I don't think that's
the right word, but, ooh,
353
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,137
all my other words are frozen.
354
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:30,306
So I'm just gonna take
a little rest in here,
355
00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:31,732
and then I'm gonna
follow the rope
356
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,326
back to the house... (screams)
357
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,569
Oh, sorry.
Were you using the bathroom?
358
00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:37,814
-We can come back.
-What are you guys doing here?
359
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,406
You're supposed to be
back at the house
360
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:40,741
with the rope tied to you.
361
00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:42,668
Dad was just saying earlier
that he was worried
362
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,911
we were all drifting apart.
363
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,488
And then after you left,
we realized
364
00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:47,581
this is exactly
what he was talking about.
365
00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:49,768
Dad went out all alone
and got lost in the snow,
366
00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,345
and then you went out all alone
and got lost in the snow.
367
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,164
But now we're all out here alone
getting lost in the snow.
368
00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:56,516
We've literally drifted apart.
369
00:12:56,668 --> 00:13:00,111
Okay, but from now on,
we're drifting together
370
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,021
because I tied my rope to Moon.
371
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,340
And I tied my rope
to the outdoor barbecue,
372
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,950
which is still
back at the house.
373
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,601
Uh, that barbecue?
374
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,271
(laughs) That's the one.
375
00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:11,772
201, 202.
376
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,033
(sighs) Should be right there.
377
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,277
(grunts) Not there.
378
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,186
(grunts)
379
00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:18,871
-(thud)
-Ha! Toolshed.
380
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,373
Alaska's not so hard.
381
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,191
(wind whistling)
382
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,693
The power in here
seems to be out,
383
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,862
but, oh, a generator.
384
00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:28,306
Ah, some food.
Oh, an old
TV Guide
385
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,809
with the cast of 90210
on the cover?
386
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,702
This place rules.
387
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,129
Oh, man. I lost Honeybee.
388
00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:36,889
But hopefully she's doing
what I'm doing--
389
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,799
just sitting tight,
waiting for Dad.
390
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,562
We'll all be together soon,
and then I'll never pee again.
391
00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:44,730
-What's he pouting about?
-Who are you?
392
00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,066
Beef, this is my new wife Tanya.
393
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,159
When did you get married?
394
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:49,810
Just now, when I met Tanya.
395
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,479
And, Tanya, Beef's upset because
he lost his son in the snow
396
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,999
and he's generally worried
about his family drifting apart.
397
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:56,576
That happens to everybody.
398
00:13:56,728 --> 00:13:57,894
You're not special.
399
00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,671
Kids grow up,
and then they blow away.
400
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,581
Beef, have you tried
talking to your son about it?
401
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,583
-I know when our son...
-You have a son?
402
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,069
Yeah. Yeah, we had him just now.
Little Remy.
403
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,420
I talk to Remy about everything.
404
00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:09,422
But what if I talk to Wolf
and it turns out
405
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,349
he doesn't want
to hang out with me anymore?
406
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,576
And what if Ham goes off
to culinary school
407
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:14,744
in Phoenix, Arizona?
408
00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:16,337
And what if Judy moves to France
409
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,172
and falls in with
a bunch of rude puppeteers
410
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,525
and she only talks to me through
some bored-looking puppet?
411
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:23,177
And what if Moon grows up to be
a reclusive mountain man
412
00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:25,254
and doesn't let me visit
his mountain?
413
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:27,181
What if I end up alone, Denny?
414
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,608
-Is that your son?
-Who?
415
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,184
That hunk with a mustache
416
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:31,777
who's sitting over there
with a thermos.
417
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,446
I'd like to whiten his branches.
418
00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:34,539
-Wolf!
-Dad!
419
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,116
Oh, thank God!
Ha-Have you seen Honeybee?
420
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,784
Uh, no, I haven't, but...
421
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,879
Oh, I'm sorry.
These are my friends
422
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,364
Denny, Tanya,
and their son Remy.
423
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,109
Uh, Dad, are-are you
feeling okay?
424
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,369
Oh, yeah. I feel great.
(shivers)
425
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,204
I took three large doses
of Sneeze Police,
426
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,948
and then I came out here
to find you,
427
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,117
and then I met
these talking snowflakes.
428
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,801
Okay, uh, big fella.
429
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,896
Yeah, uh, they sound
like cool guys.
430
00:14:58,123 --> 00:14:59,472
I'm not a guy. I'm a lady.
431
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,882
Go on, Beef. Ask him about
the drifting-apart business.
432
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,142
Not now, Denny.
433
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,718
No, you don't bring that up.
434
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,220
I'll bring it up when I'm ready!
435
00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:07,721
Okay, so Dad's losing it
436
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,241
and I'm a little bit drunk
and my fiancée is lost.
437
00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:12,726
The sun's down,
and the temperature is dropping.
438
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,078
Okay, Dad, we're moving out.
439
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,155
We're going to rescue Honeybee,
and then we're all
440
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,248
going to rescue game night.
441
00:15:17,475 --> 00:15:18,917
Wait for us, Beef. Here we come.
442
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,326
Yeah, Barf, slow down.
443
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,086
-Keep up, Remy.
-(deep voice): Coming, Mommy.
444
00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:25,089
Anthony used to love
to decorate our Christmas tree
445
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:26,482
with chili pepper lights.
446
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,334
He was super into
Arizona culture.
447
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,261
The Grand Canyon,
the ice tea brand,
448
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,246
bolo ties
with a splash of turquoise,
449
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,006
Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
450
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,491
Not her ideas but her fashion.
451
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,326
He loved it so much
that he moved there.
452
00:15:37,345 --> 00:15:39,604
It is tough when you can't be
with your closest friends.
453
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,256
I know I'm really missing
my best friend Kooky Kelly
454
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,517
and all the crazy stuff
we used to do together,
455
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,669
like go for walks
or get a cup of coffee.
456
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,929
It must have been hard for you
when Anthony left.
457
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,597
No, I never even really
think about him
458
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,858
except for when I decorate
Christmas trees or travel
459
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,345
or eat or see someone plummet
off an amusement park ride.
460
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,623
Oh, my God, I do miss Anthony.
461
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,774
I thought looking
at those pictures made me sad
462
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,201
because of my unsightly bangs,
463
00:16:02,353 --> 00:16:03,686
but really I just missed
my friend.
464
00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:04,870
Well, it's his loss,
465
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,706
because you're pretty fun
to hang out with.
466
00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:08,449
Well, you're pretty fun
to hang out with, too.
467
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,468
Actually, you kind of
remind me of him.
468
00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,453
Hey, you can be my new Anthony.
469
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,455
And you can be
my new Kooky Kelly.
470
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,957
One time, we switched meals
at a restaurant.
471
00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,625
It was insane.
472
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,461
I'm really glad
we found each other, Jerry.
473
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,629
And you know what this means?
(heavy, excited breathing)
474
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:23,889
I can get bangs again.
475
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,391
-(scissors snipping)
-Oh, no. I mean,
476
00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,151
maybe take the week
and think about it.
477
00:16:27,378 --> 00:16:28,894
Oh, you did it already.
478
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,989
♪ 99 flakes of snow in the air ♪
479
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,657
♪ 99 flakes of snow ♪
480
00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,734
♪ They spin around,
they fall on the ground
♪
481
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,494
♪ 98 flakes of snow
in the air.
♪
482
00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:39,572
Oh, man, we've been walking
for 30 minutes,
483
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,148
and we're still lost.
484
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,335
(sighs) I have no idea where
the house is at this point.
485
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:47,488
I'm sorry, Dad. I feel like
an absolute Dumbledork.
486
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,840
Oh, that's okay.
487
00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,067
I'm happy just to spend
some time with you.
488
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,404
Uh, you know, sometimes,
lately, I feel like...
489
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:56,848
That's right, Beef. Tell him.
490
00:16:56,999 --> 00:17:00,000
Yeah, sometimes, ever since
you moved out to the guesthouse,
491
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,279
breakfast, wood-piling day,
those other Tobins...
492
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,505
Uh, what I'm trying to say is...
493
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,082
Oh, my gosh!
The woodpile! Firewood!
494
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,341
Dad, do you have your lighter?
495
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,842
It's too wet out here
to start a fire.
496
00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:11,921
You're right, Dad, but I think
I actually have a very good
497
00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:13,865
or possibly very terrible idea.
498
00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:15,274
All right, w-w-wait. Okay.
499
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,093
I'm gonna soak my hankie
in some Wolf's Wolfies
500
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,445
and then kind of stick it back
in the top of the jug
501
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,280
and light it like
a beautiful Molotov candle
502
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:22,782
and see if all the booze burns
503
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,208
brightly enough
to signal Honeybee.
504
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,527
Aah! No, fire! We'll melt!
505
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,195
Remy, run!
506
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:30,465
I'll see you in hell, Barf!
507
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,460
Okay, let's try this whole
508
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,204
rescuing Dad, Wolf and Honeybee
thing one more time,
509
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,206
no more drifting away
of any kind.
510
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,133
Okay, so we'll walk
in a big circle
511
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,876
and then a bunch
of smaller circles
512
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,896
until we hopefully
find somebody.
513
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,713
And after that,
we should go see who set
514
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,150
-that fire over there.
-Dad?
515
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:54,964
What are you guys
all doing out here?
516
00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:56,649
-We're on a rescue mission.
-Rescue mission?
517
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:58,242
But I just left a half hour ago.
518
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,912
Uh, you've been out here
for three hours, Dad.
519
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,471
Oh, no. Really?
520
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,490
Yeah, Dad's been having
a bit of a rough one.
521
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,475
He's been hallucinating
some talking snowflakes.
522
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:09,087
Yeah, he did take
a lot of expired cold medicine.
523
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:10,646
Oh, my God.
524
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:13,482
I've been acting like
a real irresponsible Ichabod.
525
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,259
I got so worried
about Wolf and Honeybee
526
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,095
not wanting to hang out
with us anymore
527
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,913
that I almost made us all hang
out together forever in heaven.
528
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,324
You think me and Honeybee
don't want
529
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:22,749
to hang out
with you guys anymore?
530
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,493
Well, earlier, you hung up on me
531
00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:26,495
without singing
or whispering your goodbye.
532
00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:28,497
And you didn't come
to watch that other
533
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,182
terrible Tobin family
on
Family Feud.
534
00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:31,442
Stop saying their name.
535
00:18:31,594 --> 00:18:33,836
And I'm sorry about
the medium popcorn.
536
00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:35,947
Must you punish me forever?!
537
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,523
Guys, just because I get busy
538
00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:39,617
doesn't mean I don't love
the stuffing out of you.
539
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:43,454
So you aren't slowly but surely
drifting away from this family,
540
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:45,681
setting in motion
a cascade of farewells
541
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,351
that will forever fracture
our close family bonds?
542
00:18:48,411 --> 00:18:50,019
No, Dad. When we talked earlier,
543
00:18:50,037 --> 00:18:51,612
the Wolf's Wolfies
were boiling over,
544
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,038
so I had to hang up.
545
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:54,357
Oh. That makes sense.
546
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,908
I'll always be
a part of the family,
547
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,136
but now I have my own
smaller family, too.
548
00:18:58,287 --> 00:18:59,879
I'm a little branch
off the main tree
549
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:03,123
that sometimes needs some time
alone in his little branch house
550
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,625
that has a little tiny stove
551
00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:07,370
and a very little bathroom
with a very small shower.
552
00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:09,129
We're gonna have to do
something about that.
553
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,373
Yeah, 'cause I have to choose
554
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,983
which side of me
I'm gonna wash each day.
555
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,543
(sighs) I'm so glad
you're not avoiding us.
556
00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:17,880
Yeah, I don't want to be weird,
but I like you guys.
557
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:20,825
Well, if we can find each other
in a storm like this,
558
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:22,827
we'll always be able
to find each other.
559
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,996
Hey, family,
the only place I'm drifting
560
00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:26,998
is right into your arms.
561
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:28,407
(chuckles)
562
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,501
You know I'm the last person
to break up a hug,
563
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,245
but I lost my fiancée out here,
and I'd kind of like
564
00:19:33,398 --> 00:19:35,247
to get married
before death does us part.
565
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,567
Okay, if you're not tied to
the rope, grab somebody's hand.
566
00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:39,844
No more getting lost.
567
00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:42,071
No Tobin left behind!
568
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,330
Except the barbecue.
569
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,424
MOON:
May she rest in grease.
570
00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,018
Okay, step one:
fill you with gasoline.
571
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,335
I already did that.
572
00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:50,246
Next, I wheel you outside
so you don't...
573
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,581
♪ Fill the toolshed
with fumes and kill me.
♪
574
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,358
And then I put this
little tent around you
575
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:55,751
so you don't get snow
in your private areas.
576
00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:57,603
-And I just pull this cord.
-(generator starts)
577
00:19:57,755 --> 00:19:58,771
(laughs) I did it.
578
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:01,090
As the scientists say, bazinga.
579
00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,366
If this shed's a-rockin',
580
00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:03,868
hopefully Wolf
will come a-knockin'.
581
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,703
("Hold On Loosely" by 38 Special
playing)
582
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:08,280
♪ Just hold on loosely ♪
583
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,708
♪ But don't let go ♪
584
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:15,120
♪ If you cling too tightly... ♪
585
00:20:15,273 --> 00:20:18,107
Hey, guys! You're just in time
for my Shed Talk.
586
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,550
Honeybee, I'm very impressed
587
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:22,202
you found the toolshed
in this insane blizzard.
588
00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,113
You are quite the survivalist.
589
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,131
Yeah, maybe I'm a little bit
of a Honeybeef.
590
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:29,285
(chuckles) I know you're gonna
take great care of my Wolf.
591
00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:30,544
Yeah, she is!
592
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,304
I never would have thought
that refried beans
593
00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,732
and salsa, mayonnaise,
scallops and cashews
594
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,308
would all go so well together.
595
00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:39,019
Oh, you should try it
when you're drunk.
596
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,404
Okay, it's your team's turn,
597
00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:43,056
and I'm really, really rooting
for you guys to beat us.
598
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,576
Moon, are you reading
all the clues in the bowl?
599
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:48,621
I thought these were chips.
600
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,230
(Beef giggles)
601
00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:52,808
Gosh, isn't this fun?
602
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,710
♪ ♪
603
00:20:57,331 --> 00:20:59,315
♪ Hello, everyone,
and don't be frightened
♪
604
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,259
♪ Come on over here and get
your branches whitened ♪
605
00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:03,669
♪ I'm ready to fall
on Steve Buscemi's toes
♪
606
00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:05,579
♪ Or take a one-way trip
up Jeff Bridges' nose
♪
607
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,748
-♪ Celine Dion ♪
-♪
Captain Ron
♪
608
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:10,268
♪ Those are some branches
I'd love to be on
♪
609
00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:12,252
♪ Plato, Sandra Oh,
Bell Biv DeVoe ♪
610
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,179
♪ Put your arms out,
I'll cover 'em in snow ♪
611
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,774
♪ Hello, everyone,
and don't be frightened
♪
612
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,609
♪ Frightened, frightened,
frightened, frightened
♪
613
00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:21,279
♪ Come on over here and get
your branches whitened ♪
614
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,339
♪ Whitened, whitened, whitened ♪
615
00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:25,116
-♪ Andie MacDowell ♪
-♪
Colin Powell
♪
616
00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,359
♪ Tammy Wynette
and Mr. Keith Sweat. ♪
617
00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:29,603
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