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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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Bigfoot Brigade roll call.
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Moon? Present.
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Bigfoot?
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If you're in the trap,
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you're supposed to say
"present."
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Hey. This is a Bigfoot trap,
not a squirrel buffet, ya mooch.
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(groans)
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Now I've got to get more bait.
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(gasps)
Something dug up my bait box.
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A squirrel
couldn't have done that.
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Large tracks.
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Aggressive bait theft.
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(gasps) Curious fur.
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It's finally happening!
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Bigfoot was here!
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Bigfoot. It's happening.
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(grunts) I fell over.
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Okay, getting back up now.
Here we go.
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Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot!
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There's a chocolate mummy
hidden inside,
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and it releases a flood
of dangerously delicious
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caramel pudding if you
don't slice it exactly right.
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I call it
the Pharaoh's Curse-tard Cake.
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There's only one way to describe
a curse like that:
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flan-derful. (chuckles)
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I came up with it
in my thinking hole.
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That's the hole I dug
to think in.
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Sadly, I kind of misplaced
my hole.
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-How do you misplace a hole?
-How do we do anything?
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Oh, it keeps me up at night,
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-this human experiment.
-(phone chimes)
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Huh. My brother just texted me,
asking for the address here.
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Oh, he must be sending me
a package.
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Jerry loves sending gifts out
of the blue and spreading joy.
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When I was sad
about Lost ending,
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he gave me four hermit crabs.
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I named them Sawyer, Kate,
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-Hurley and The Hatch.
-(door opens, closes)
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MOON:
Bigfoot encountered!
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Bigfoot... (gasps) encountered.
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Whoa! For real?
Uh, male or female?
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The females have
very large breasts.
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I've read a lot of,
uh, scientific websites.
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-Those aren't
science sites, babe.
-Uh, no, they are.
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Yeah. One of them's
even run by a doctor.
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Dr. Stroke Masterson, DDS.
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-What did you see, Moon?
-Very large footprints.
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And I found this fur!
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It was stuck on a branch,
which was near my bait box,
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which was broken into.
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I knew
Bigfoot would like crackers.
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Oh, Bigfoot's palate is
remarkably diverse.
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He'll eat the hair off your head
if it has enough sauce on it.
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Uh, why would your hair have
any sauce on it, Ham?
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Everyone's hair naturally has
a little sauce on it.
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Can someone please add
my sighting
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to the family
Bigfoot Sighting board?
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I got to get
my plaster of Paris.
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I need that footprint
for evidence!
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I didn't know you guys were
a bunch of Bigfoot believers.
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Oh, sure. I used to spend hours
in the woods
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waiting for Bigfoot
when I was little.
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So it makes me very happy that
Moon's still a true believer.
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And I enjoy the "what if,"
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the possibility that there
might be something out there
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that we can't explain.
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Like that thing that happens
when I eat asparagus?
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Son, that's very common.
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Farting through my penis?
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-Oh. No.
-Bye!
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You get
that Sasquatch footprint, Moon!
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I prefer to call it "Bigfoot."
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It sounds less like
"ass crotch."
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But thanks!
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-So, check this out.
-Is that brie cheese?
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My mom's boyfriend Jamie
always brings her brie cheese.
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Sometimes I find it in front
of the fireplace in the morning.
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It's Bigfoot's footprint.
I found it in the woods.
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I'm a little skeptical.
I mean, where are the toes?
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On his feet, Henry.
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When I trap him,
you can come see them in person.
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(patronizing): Sure, Moon.
We'll see your Bigfoot.
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Wait, are you guys
having doubts about...
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Uh-oh, Henry,
here comes your crush.
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She's everyone's crush.
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She's the most talented
and beautiful girl at school.
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-And the meanest.
-So mean.
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So, so mean.
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Hi, Debbie.
I see you got your skates on.
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Wow. Great sleuthing,
Detective Ice Skate Idiot.
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They're new.
That's how you break them in
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if you're the All-Region
Junior Ice Girls Champion.
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What's that, a big wet cookie?
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It's a plaster cast
of Bigfoot's foot.
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-Where'd you get it?
-I made it.
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I found his tracks
near my house.
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Okay. Well, there's
no such thing as Bigfoot.
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So, wh-where'd you get
your ice skates?
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The, uh, ice skate... shop?
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Russell, if you ask me about
my ice skates one more time,
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I'm gonna tell everyone how
you tucked in your Beanie Babies
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during the multi-family
camping trip.
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Believing in Bigfoot
is for little kids, Moon.
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You know what?
When I trap Bigfoot
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and become
the most famous person in town,
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I'll accept your apology.
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I'll apologize now.
Sorry your head is so round
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that I'm worried
I'm going to end up bowling you.
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Ugh, she's an angel.
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-Hey, buddy.
-Hi.
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Ooh, is that your handiwork?
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Yes. I made it this morning
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to show everyone
that Bigfoot is real,
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but no one at school
believes me.
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You know, Moon,
I've noticed that, sometimes,
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people get a kick
out of being skeptical.
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Case in point:
the time I brought a photo
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of Drew Barrymore to school
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that I had taken with
my very own camera at the mall.
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And not a single soul believed
that it was her.
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Yes, she was wearing a hat.
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But what am I gonna do,
ask her to take her hat off?
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"Excuse me, Ms. Drew Barrymore,
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would you please remove
your hat?"
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Would you ask the sun
to remove her hat?
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Would you ask
the rain to remove her hat?
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JUDY:
But then
when the movie Big Miracle,
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uh, the one about the whales
that, oh, hey,
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was filmed here in Alaska,
came out,
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there was a picture
of Drew Barrymore in Us Weekly
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wearing the very same hat.
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Basically, what I'm trying
to say is trust your gut
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and don't worry
about the haters.
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Yep. Let your haters
be your alligators.
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I think the saying is "Let
your haters be your motivators."
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Right, because if alligators
were chasing you,
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you'd be pretty motivated.
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Bigfoot, meet big trap.
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♪ Everyone doubted me,
but I stuck to my goal ♪
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♪ And now I've got Bigfoot
trapped in a hole ♪
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♪ Take my hand, hairy friend,
and I'll pull you out ♪
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♪ Then we'll go show the haters
and erase all the doubt ♪
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♪ I can't talk,
but I love to sing ♪
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♪ When it comes
to Bigfoot traps ♪
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♪ Moon is the king ♪
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♪ At the risk
of sounding boastful ♪
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♪ I must admit he's right ♪
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♪ I've been perfecting traps ♪
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♪ In my dreams every night ♪
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♪ We go everywhere together ♪
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♪ I even come to school ♪
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♪ All those nonbelievers
now think I'm really cool ♪
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♪ What up, y'all? ♪
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♪ Moon's really cool
and I like him a lot ♪
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♪ I can't believe I doubted him,
he's superhot ♪
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♪ I set out to trap Bigfoot
but I learned in the end ♪
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♪ That I trapped
more than Bigfoot ♪
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♪ I trapped a best friend ♪
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♪ You're about to wake up now,
as we soar in the air ♪
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♪ So go check your trap ♪
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♪ There might be
something there. ♪
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(bells tinkling, bell clanging)
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My trap. He's here.
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Everybody up!
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This is not a drill!
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I got him!
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The foot is in the sock!
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I put on lipstick.
Is that weird?
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-Bigfoot's gonna love it.
-JUDY: Oh.
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I shouldn't have
shaved my legs this week.
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I really want to show
that I'm hair-positive.
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(groaning sounds)
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Something is
definitely in there.
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Sorry about the trap, bud!
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We'll have you out in no time!
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-(groan)
-(Judy gasps)
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Oh, no.
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-It sounds hurt.
-Or angry.
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Guys, it's horny.
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Let me try a few phrases
of Bigfoot Speak.
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Boo-shy-ah! Moe-kee-dew?!
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MAN:
A little help, please?
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Wait, I know that voice.
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Careful, Honeybee!
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Jerrybee! Guys, it's my brother!
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Oh. Huh.
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Hey, sis. Surprise!
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I fell in a hole.
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(chuckles):
Hey! I'm Wolf!
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Give your future
brother-in-law a hug.
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Oh, I would love to, Wolf,
but I'm in a hole.
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-Let me help you out of there.
-(grunts)
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Thank you. For a moment there,
I really thought
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this hole was all
I was gonna see of Alaska.
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So I guess my Bigfoot sighting
was your brother
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and the fur I found
was just a coat.
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What are you doing here,
baby brother?
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Well, I wanted to come see you
and meet my future in-laws.
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And... (sniffles)
I couldn't resist trying to do
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the ultimate Pizza Surprise.
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Oh, my gosh.
I forgot about Pizza Surprise!
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Jerry has this prank
called Pizza Surprise,
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where he just shows up
with a pizza out of the blue.
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Yeah, I thought for sure
I'd get you this time.
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I mean, Alaska?
Middle of the night?
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Ultimate Pizza Surprise.
(giggles)
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I'm Beef Tobin.
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Let me introduce you
to the rest of the family.
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That's Ham and Judy.
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And the little guy's Moon.
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This is his Bigfoot trap.
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How long it take you
to dig that?
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-It-It's deep!
-Ham dug it.
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Then he forgot where it was.
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Hey. It's my thinking hole!
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What a relief.
I can start thinking again.
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HONEYBEE:
Well, here it is.
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It may be small, but...
(stammers)
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Well, it's small.
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I-I'll run and get
the guest bed.
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You're gonna love it.
Dad made it out of an old canoe.
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(chuckles)
I'm actually kind of jealous.
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Uh, maybe I should take
the canoe bed
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and you can sleep
with Honeybee. (chuckles)
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Wait, no, no. Never mind.
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So how long
you gonna be here, Jerry?
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Well, actually,
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I've been googling Alaska a lot
since you moved here.
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And every time I do, I think,
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"Well, that sure looks
like a pretty place."
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And, well,
I know you like it here.
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So... this isn't just a visit.
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00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,425
-I'm moving to Alaska!
-(door opens)
247
00:08:18,578 --> 00:08:20,244
-(door closes)
-Oh, wow. I'm really happy
248
00:08:20,263 --> 00:08:21,354
to have you here, but...
249
00:08:21,505 --> 00:08:23,171
Is it just me or do I look like
250
00:08:23,191 --> 00:08:25,249
an absolute gladiator
carrying this?
251
00:08:25,268 --> 00:08:27,175
Guess who's moving to Alaska!
252
00:08:27,195 --> 00:08:28,786
What?! Amazing!
253
00:08:28,788 --> 00:08:31,255
(chuckling): We're gonna need
a bigger boat! You get it?
254
00:08:31,348 --> 00:08:33,774
Because the bed is a boat.
(chuckles)
255
00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:35,350
(snoring)
256
00:08:35,444 --> 00:08:37,019
-(quietly): Wolf.
-Uh, was I farting?
257
00:08:37,113 --> 00:08:38,871
W-Was it one of my farts
that smells like toffee?
258
00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:40,781
None of your farts
smell like toffee.
259
00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,449
-Uh, disagree.
-Listen, I'm worried
260
00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:43,951
Jerry hasn't
thought this through.
261
00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,452
This is totally Jerry's M.O.
262
00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:47,271
Every time I do something
that makes me happy,
263
00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:50,291
he copies it because he thinks
it'll make him happy, too.
264
00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:51,959
It wasn't that big of a deal
when we were kids.
265
00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,702
Sure, he didn't like
rhythmic gymnastics,
266
00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:55,370
but now that we're older,
it's different.
267
00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:57,464
I mean, he followed me
to Fresno Community College
268
00:08:57,617 --> 00:08:59,300
and majored in business
and then hated it
269
00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:00,893
and dropped out
after a year and a half.
270
00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,469
I'm afraid
this will be the same thing.
271
00:09:02,564 --> 00:09:04,212
Yikes. Have you
brought this up with him?
272
00:09:04,232 --> 00:09:05,398
I don't know how to.
273
00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:06,957
Also, I'd really love
for him to stay.
274
00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,626
I mean, even though
I love your family,
275
00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:10,978
it'd be great to have someone
from my family around. (sighs)
276
00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,238
But it would be selfish of me
277
00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:13,964
to let him go down
the wrong path again.
278
00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:15,316
Well, what if
we test it out? Huh?
279
00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,134
We could show Jerry
a typical day in Alaska
280
00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:18,652
and see how he likes it.
281
00:09:18,746 --> 00:09:20,413
Yeah! If he enjoys
a rigorous Alaskan workday,
282
00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,248
then maybe this is
the place for him.
283
00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:24,325
Totally. Hey, we really need
to get our heads out of here now
284
00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,160
because I am
definitely about to fart
285
00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:27,402
and it's not gonna smell
like toffee.
286
00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:28,829
-Ditto, babe.
-(passing gas)
287
00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:29,980
Was that me or you?
288
00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:31,924
It was us, my love.
289
00:09:32,151 --> 00:09:33,408
Good morning, Moon.
290
00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:35,261
I'm guessing I don't owe you
an apology. (chuckles)
291
00:09:35,412 --> 00:09:36,596
I still think Bigfoot is real,
292
00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:38,598
and I'm probably going
to catch him tonight.
293
00:09:38,749 --> 00:09:40,266
Or you're just gonna catch
your own butt,
294
00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:43,769
because Bigfoot isn't real and
only little kids think he is.
295
00:09:43,921 --> 00:09:46,272
(scoffs) I'm not the only one
that believes in Bigfoot.
296
00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:48,666
These guys do, too. Right, guys?
297
00:09:48,684 --> 00:09:50,334
I mean... not really.
298
00:09:50,353 --> 00:09:52,761
But what about
our Bigfoot Adventurers Club?
299
00:09:52,855 --> 00:09:55,189
(scoffs) Moon, we were nine
when we started that club.
300
00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:56,782
Most of us are ten now.
301
00:09:57,009 --> 00:09:58,117
(laughing)
302
00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:00,027
Smell you later, Bigfoot Hunter.
303
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:03,347
Okay, well, as long as we're
being honest with each other,
304
00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:04,940
Henry, WWE is absolutely fake,
305
00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:08,294
and, Russell, we know Fred
Savage isn't your first cousin!
306
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:11,355
He is! He sent me his headshot.
307
00:10:11,374 --> 00:10:13,615
HONEYBEE (singsongy):
Jerrybee.
308
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:14,708
What's happening?
309
00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:16,377
Ooh, did they announce
the new Bachelor?
310
00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:19,171
Come on. We're going to show you
a day in Alaska.
311
00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:21,632
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chop ♪
312
00:10:22,535 --> 00:10:25,369
♪ Ski, ski, ski, ski, ski ♪
313
00:10:25,388 --> 00:10:28,189
♪ F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fish ♪
314
00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:30,057
♪ Barf ♪
315
00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:31,725
♪ Oh! Snowmobile ♪
316
00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:33,394
♪ Snowmobile ♪
317
00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:34,636
♪ Whoops! ♪
318
00:10:35,064 --> 00:10:36,730
That's an awful long face, son.
319
00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:38,382
You sure you're not part horse?
320
00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:40,142
Sorry, I promise
you're not part horse.
321
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,477
That's a terrible seed
to plant in a child's mind.
322
00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:45,480
Dad, I really thought
I had Bigfoot this time.
323
00:10:45,574 --> 00:10:48,575
I mean, the crackers,
the footprints, the fur.
324
00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,728
But then it occurred to me
that I've thought
325
00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:53,005
I had Bigfoot many times before.
326
00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:56,400
I'm starting to think that
Bigfoot truly doesn't exist.
327
00:10:56,419 --> 00:10:57,751
I see.
328
00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,238
Also, Debbie Gladu says that
Bigfoot is for little kids.
329
00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:03,257
Little kids?
Well, sure it's for little kids.
330
00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:04,666
Bigfoot is for all ages,
331
00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:06,519
from the elderly
all the way down to babies.
332
00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,929
Uh-oh.
You two talking birds and bees?
333
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:10,431
Here's a tip.
There aren't as many
334
00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,433
actual birds involved
as one might think.
335
00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:14,435
No. Moon received
my straightforward,
336
00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,845
handwritten birds and bees
pamphlet when he turned eight,
337
00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,346
just like all Tobin children.
338
00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:19,848
Your brother was just telling me
339
00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:21,775
he's having some doubts
about Bigfoot.
340
00:11:21,928 --> 00:11:23,444
You mean like whether or not
the snow-colored Sasquatch
341
00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:25,353
and his brown-haired
Bigfoot brethren
342
00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:27,097
are the exact same species?
343
00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,523
Personally, I think they are.
344
00:11:28,617 --> 00:11:31,193
I'm going to my room
to stare out the window.
345
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,986
Okay, son. Have fun.
346
00:11:33,138 --> 00:11:35,289
Wow. He's even more serious
than usual.
347
00:11:35,441 --> 00:11:37,532
He's wrestling
with that existential question
348
00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:40,110
that plagues every
adolescent Alaskan kid:
349
00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:41,462
Does Bigfoot really exist?
350
00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,872
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I know realistically
351
00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,450
Bigfoot probably
doesn't exist, but...
352
00:11:46,469 --> 00:11:49,395
What if? It's very hard
to discount the "what if."
353
00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:52,714
Dad, what if we took Moon
to the VFW Lodge this evening
354
00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:55,234
and introduced him
to some of the Old Faithfuls?
355
00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,445
We'll try it,
and if all else fails,
356
00:11:57,554 --> 00:12:00,481
they do have Sprite
and Windows 95 at the lodge.
357
00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,967
We can watch
the star travel screensaver.
358
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,802
It's very inspiring.
359
00:12:05,488 --> 00:12:08,655
-How you doing, Jer?
Great job today.
-Yeah, bud.
360
00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:10,398
-(snoring)
-Oh, man.
361
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,159
-What time is it?
-6:30.
362
00:12:12,311 --> 00:12:13,811
Alaska one, Jerry zero.
363
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:17,648
Yeah, looks like Mother Alaska
really trampled his tater tots.
364
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,092
-I'd love him to live here.
-Yeah, me, too.
365
00:12:20,244 --> 00:12:21,409
But I'm afraid
he's not cut out for it.
366
00:12:21,429 --> 00:12:23,003
Well, you're doing him a favor
367
00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:24,430
letting him figure this out
on his own.
368
00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,341
Let's untangle him
and get him off to dreamland.
369
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:28,583
BEEF:
Look around, son.
370
00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:30,219
This is a group of folks
371
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,829
who are true believers
in Bigfoot.
372
00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:35,182
See how the Sasquatch is blurry
but the tree remains clear?
373
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:36,942
That means
he is traveling anywhere
374
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:39,003
between 20 to 100 miles an hour.
375
00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:40,595
And that's just
based on estimates.
376
00:12:40,615 --> 00:12:44,099
Whose estimates?
Mr. Make Believe P. Lies A Lot?
377
00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:47,102
And now Glynis will demonstrate
the peculiar gait
378
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,847
of the Sasquatch
she spotted near Roberta Lake
379
00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,849
using a marionette
she built by hand.
380
00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:54,368
Handmade puppets?! Oh!
Come on, let's get closer.
381
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,521
-Hmm.
-That's a Sasquatch.
382
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:58,464
Interesting.
383
00:12:58,615 --> 00:13:00,633
Excuse me.
I couldn't help noticing.
384
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,784
Sturdy frame, glint in the eye.
385
00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:03,785
What is happening?
386
00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,546
Ah, my apologies.
I'm Hayward Melm,
387
00:13:05,698 --> 00:13:07,640
interim vice-secretary
of the Old Faithfuls.
388
00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,366
We're looking for someone
to don our Bigfoot costume
389
00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:11,552
for the upcoming SquatchCon.
390
00:13:11,704 --> 00:13:13,537
It was donated to us
by a minor league hockey team,
391
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,223
so it's not quite as
realistic-looking as we'd like.
392
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,633
We need someone with great gusto
to really sell it.
393
00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,711
Are you interested?
394
00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:23,305
I would absolutely be
not interested in doing that.
395
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,157
Some folks get carsick.
I get costume sick.
396
00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:28,235
I wore one once and threw up
so much in a Yogi Bear head
397
00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:30,070
that I almost drowned.
398
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:32,556
Here's my card since it sounds
like you're on the fence.
399
00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:34,224
Um, Dad,
there's a thing happening.
400
00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:35,650
But we've all seen it!
401
00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:37,002
You don't need a photo
402
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,487
when you have multiple
eyewitness testimonies!
403
00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:41,398
On the contrary,
eyewitness testimony
404
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,491
has been
scientifically proven unsound.
405
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:46,236
But you can't argue
with the eyes!
406
00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:47,847
(scoffs)
Human memory and perception
407
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,348
are consistently unreliable.
408
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:51,499
Please, Beef, you really must
remove Moon from here.
409
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,760
He's debunking every
Bigfoot theory we throw at him
410
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:55,521
with his calm,
fact-based arguments.
411
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:57,022
My apologies, Santiago.
412
00:13:57,174 --> 00:13:58,524
Come on, Moon. Time to go.
413
00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:01,360
If you look closely, you can
tell this carving is modeled
414
00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,770
on Brendan Fraser
during his arc on Scrubs.
415
00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,680
How dare you!
416
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,275
My late husband carved that
after a campsite encounter!
417
00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:10,260
Let's go get
some ice cream, kids.
418
00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:13,947
I hereby declare
Bigfoot nonexistent! A hoax!
419
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,100
-Moon, no!
-I used to be like all of you.
420
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,377
But not anymore.
I know the truth!
421
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:21,363
-Wake up, sheeple!
-Judy, Ham, time to go.
422
00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:22,882
Good sir, it's been a pleasure.
423
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,366
And by the way,
424
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,719
"Sasquatch" rhymes
with "ass crotch."
425
00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:32,558
Hey, Moon,
quick pop quiz for ya.
426
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,542
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
It's multiple choice.
427
00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:36,044
"Goo-goo" or "gah-gah" or
428
00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:37,955
(baby voice):
"I'm a little baby Bigfoot boy."
429
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:39,231
Which one?
430
00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,049
I let go of all that
Bigfoot stuff, Debbie.
431
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:42,643
So you'll just have to pick
something else
432
00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:43,903
to make fun of me for.
433
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,646
Have we covered
your weird teeth yet?
434
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,907
Your mouth looks like it's all
molars. Should I keep going?
435
00:14:48,134 --> 00:14:49,241
-Yes.
-Russell!
436
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:50,984
Sorry, Moon.
I just like to hear her talk.
437
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,561
-With those ears?
-What's wrong with my ears?
438
00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:56,990
Nothing. Some people love one
gigantic ear and one tiny one.
439
00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,825
Moon, are you okay?
440
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,328
Yes, I'm just thinking about
things that aren't made up.
441
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,591
Like bread and bulldozers
and sharks.
442
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:13,599
♪ ♪
443
00:15:19,682 --> 00:15:24,501
♪ Bigfoots and aliens,
sea monsters and ghosts ♪
444
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,021
♪ These were
my childhood friends ♪
445
00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:32,767
♪ Imaginary and gross,
I believed in them ♪
446
00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:36,604
♪ But one day I woke up
and I couldn't see ♪
447
00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:40,200
♪ The monsters and mysteries
so close to me ♪
448
00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:44,354
♪ The blob under my bed
that I called Ramone ♪
449
00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:47,374
♪ I lost him
when I fell into ♪
450
00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:50,511
BOTH:
♪ The Grown Up Zone ♪
451
00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:56,624
♪ Getting divorced,
take a night school course ♪
452
00:15:56,719 --> 00:16:00,646
♪ Where are those
childhood friends? ♪
453
00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:04,466
♪ Children grow up,
then they turn into teens ♪
454
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,303
♪ Then grow into adults,
no time in between ♪
455
00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:12,140
♪ We're here in your heart,
you're never alone ♪
456
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:19,072
♪ That childhood magic
is lost into ♪
457
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,909
♪ The Grown Up Zone. ♪
458
00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:25,653
(plays warbling note)
459
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,340
-(thudding)
-JERRY: Help!
460
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:30,342
Help!
461
00:16:30,569 --> 00:16:31,752
Oh, my God. Jerry!
462
00:16:31,904 --> 00:16:33,328
I'm okay. I just can't move.
463
00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:35,255
Because of all the wood on me.
464
00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,165
Whatever you do,
Jerry, do not wiggle.
465
00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:38,500
With your current state,
466
00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:40,853
the opportunity
for splinters is immense.
467
00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,929
Sorry about that. I just wanted
to bring in some firewood
468
00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:45,265
to say thanks
for your hospitality this week.
469
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,767
But I'm beginning to notice
470
00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:49,028
that I'm not very good
at Alaska stuff.
471
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:50,921
Alaska isn't for everyone, Jer.
472
00:16:50,939 --> 00:16:52,272
But you're so happy here!
473
00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:54,182
I am, but we're not
the same person.
474
00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:56,035
You know you've been doing this
our whole lives, right?
475
00:16:56,262 --> 00:16:58,370
I do a thing, it makes me happy,
then you copy that thing
476
00:16:58,522 --> 00:17:00,355
because you think
it'll make you happy.
477
00:17:00,449 --> 00:17:02,524
And it rarely works out.
Remember rhythmic gymnastics?
478
00:17:02,618 --> 00:17:04,359
We had to take you
to the emergency room
479
00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:06,027
to get the ribbon off of you.
480
00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:08,455
Yeah, I never really thought
about it before,
481
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:09,882
but you're right.
482
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,275
I follow you because, well,
483
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:13,218
I know I love
making other people happy,
484
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,445
with Pizza Surprises
and hermit crabs,
485
00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:18,448
but I don't exactly know
how to make old Jerry happy.
486
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,635
Also, honestly, I thought Alaska
would be mostly hot chocolate
487
00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:23,136
and panning for gold.
488
00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:24,879
Maybe I wasn't looking
at the most current websites.
489
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:28,400
Anyway, I guess I can't keep
following in your footsteps.
490
00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:30,310
Our feet are different sizes,
little brother.
491
00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,220
You got to go find
your own Alaska.
492
00:17:32,314 --> 00:17:34,965
I guess I got
some soul-searching to do.
493
00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:37,150
Maybe my Alaska is
South Carolina.
494
00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,078
Or rhythmic gymnastics.
495
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,746
You know I look good
in a leotard.
496
00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:42,730
-Jerry, no.
-I'm just playing.
497
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,066
Do they have hot chocolate
in South Carolina?
498
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,068
Morning, everyone. Where's Moon?
499
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:49,237
Oh, he's upstairs listening
to an audiobook called
500
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,424
The Giraffe and the Octopus:
Real Animals That Look Made-up.
501
00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:55,001
-What's up, Dad?
-I'm calling
an emergency family meeting.
502
00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,912
I'm afraid Moon is losing
his sense of wonder.
503
00:17:58,006 --> 00:17:59,823
There are certain things
that, if held onto,
504
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:01,583
ward off those little parts
of life
505
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,602
that chip away at us
and harden our souls.
506
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:06,163
Like how we all kind of believe
the outhouse is haunted.
507
00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:08,590
Kind of?
Dad, it's definitely haunted.
508
00:18:08,684 --> 00:18:09,775
A ghost grabbed my butt!
509
00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:11,276
I believe
dolphins are just humans
510
00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:12,945
who stayed in the water
too long.
511
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:14,929
And those little yellow dudes,
the Minions--
512
00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:17,507
I know they're not real,
but... are they?
513
00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:20,193
Yes, all these things,
all fine examples
514
00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:22,863
of what I'd like
to help Moon hold onto
515
00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:24,848
to remind him
that magic still exists.
516
00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,626
And I think I have a plan,
but it's something I can't do
517
00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:30,036
unless I want to throw up
a bunch, which I don't,
518
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,297
so I need a volunteer
to help me bring joy
519
00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:34,133
to Moon with a little surprise.
520
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,710
-You just said
my favorite words.
-"Throw up a bunch"?
521
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:41,098
No. "Joy" and "surprise."
Beef, I think I'm your guy.
522
00:18:45,371 --> 00:18:46,628
Are you going to Russell's
after school?
523
00:18:46,722 --> 00:18:48,372
His big brother is letting us
play D&D with him.
524
00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:50,298
Dungeons & Dragons?
I only do real stuff now.
525
00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:52,467
Let me know when
it's just called "Dungeons."
526
00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:55,154
-Oh, wha-- what is that?
-It's Bigfoot! Come quick!
527
00:18:55,322 --> 00:18:57,063
Yeah, right. Not interested.
528
00:18:57,158 --> 00:19:00,033
Actually, Moon, you better
take a look at this.
529
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,163
That thing's hairier
than my Uncle Bunston.
530
00:19:05,057 --> 00:19:07,391
-Oh, wow!
-MOON: It's him!
531
00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:10,669
I probably owe you an apology.
532
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,229
So, sorry.
533
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,398
Also, your hands are dumb,
you smell like chili,
534
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,416
and your name sounds like
somebody stepped on a cow.
535
00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:19,252
MOON:
There he goes
back into the woods.
536
00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:22,497
See you, big guy.
Thanks for showing up.
537
00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:26,334
-What a rush!
-Great job, bro-in-law-to-be.
538
00:19:26,428 --> 00:19:28,169
I helped keep Moon's
sense of wonder alive,
539
00:19:28,189 --> 00:19:30,597
-and that made me really happy.
-Hey, look at you.
540
00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:33,341
You're happy, and you didn't
copy me to get there.
541
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,268
Jerry, I happen to know
that the folks
542
00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:37,011
who loaned us this costume
are looking
543
00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:38,530
for someone
to do this part-time.
544
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:39,940
Dress up as Bigfoot
545
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:43,035
for conventions and maybe
the odd funeral or wedding.
546
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:45,204
Ah, I wish I could, but I got
547
00:19:45,431 --> 00:19:47,097
to go figure out something
that makes me happy.
548
00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:49,266
Jerry, I think you just did.
549
00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:50,934
Oh, wow! You're right!
550
00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:53,620
Helping others be happy
makes me happy.
551
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,547
It's like
when I do the Pizza Surprise.
552
00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:56,882
It's silly and stupid,
553
00:19:57,109 --> 00:19:59,551
but it always makes folks smile,
and I love that.
554
00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:03,129
Dressing up as Bigfoot is like
a hundred Pizza Surprises.
555
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:04,631
If you call the number
on this card,
556
00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:07,392
the same overly-enthusiastic
interim vice-secretary
557
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:11,063
that lent us the costume will
fill you in on the details.
558
00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:12,898
Wow. Thanks, Beef.
559
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:14,307
Honeybee, is it okay
560
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:16,902
if Alaska turns out
to be my Alaska after all?
561
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,478
It's more than okay.
562
00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:20,797
-Good morning, Moon.
-No time to talk.
563
00:20:20,816 --> 00:20:22,574
Going to leave Bigfoot a snack.
564
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:25,226
Jerry, don't eat the crackers
this time, okay?
565
00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:27,061
Crackers?
I never mess with crackers.
566
00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:30,156
Crunchy and bland?
My mouth never been so confused.
567
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,809
You didn't eat Moon's
Bigfoot bait the other morning?
568
00:20:32,828 --> 00:20:34,644
Morning?
What are you talking about?
569
00:20:34,663 --> 00:20:36,255
It's a thing
we have here in Alaska.
570
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,072
The sun comes up.
It's a whole deal.
571
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,741
Oh, no, no, no, no,
my plane got in at night,
572
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:42,986
and I picked up a pizza and came
right here and fell in a hole.
573
00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:46,247
(gasps)
We have a mystery on our hands!
574
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,174
So that means
there really might be...
575
00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:50,176
-Minions.
-I was gonna say "Bigfoot,"
576
00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:51,995
-but, uh, why not?
-BEEF: Hmm.
577
00:20:52,088 --> 00:20:54,014
Perhaps I'll go help Moon
with those crackers.
578
00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:55,590
Looks nice outside.
579
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,943
WOLF:
Front page of
StrokeMasterson.biz,
580
00:20:58,094 --> 00:20:59,352
here we come.
581
00:20:59,446 --> 00:21:03,340
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Pizza Surprise ♪
582
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:07,953
♪ I jump out from the bushes
with pizza pies ♪
583
00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:12,124
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
584
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:15,943
♪ First comes the fear,
then the joy in your eyes ♪
585
00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:18,522
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
586
00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:20,948
♪ Pepperoni aroma's
my only disguise ♪
587
00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:22,968
♪ Pizza Surprise,
Pizza Surprise ♪
588
00:21:23,195 --> 00:21:25,695
♪ Pepperoni aroma's
my only disguise ♪
589
00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:30,309
♪ Ah! Ah! Enjoy! ♪
590
00:21:30,536 --> 00:21:32,552
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