1 00:00:02,265 --> 00:00:04,190 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,417 --> 00:00:05,859 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,010 --> 00:00:07,252 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:10,030 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:13,682 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,777 --> 00:00:14,850 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,944 --> 00:00:16,519 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,686 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,781 --> 00:00:21,266 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,284 --> 00:00:22,433 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,452 --> 00:00:24,102 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,694 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,714 --> 00:00:29,507 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:34,281 --> 00:00:36,038 Bigfoot Brigade roll call. 15 00:00:36,058 --> 00:00:37,390 Moon? Present. 16 00:00:37,617 --> 00:00:38,283 Bigfoot? 17 00:00:38,376 --> 00:00:39,708 If you're in the trap, 18 00:00:39,803 --> 00:00:41,227 you're supposed to say "present." 19 00:00:41,454 --> 00:00:45,565 Hey. This is a Bigfoot trap, not a squirrel buffet, ya mooch. 20 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:46,474 (groans) 21 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,234 Now I've got to get more bait. 22 00:00:48,386 --> 00:00:50,737 (gasps) Something dug up my bait box. 23 00:00:50,888 --> 00:00:52,964 A squirrel couldn't have done that. 24 00:00:52,982 --> 00:00:54,557 Large tracks. 25 00:00:54,651 --> 00:00:55,650 Aggressive bait theft. 26 00:00:55,802 --> 00:00:57,226 (gasps) Curious fur. 27 00:00:57,245 --> 00:00:58,894 It's finally happening! 28 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,062 Bigfoot was here! 29 00:01:00,082 --> 00:01:01,081 Bigfoot. It's happening. 30 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:02,490 (grunts) I fell over. 31 00:01:02,642 --> 00:01:03,583 Okay, getting back up now. Here we go. 32 00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:06,569 Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot! 33 00:01:06,663 --> 00:01:08,070 There's a chocolate mummy hidden inside, 34 00:01:08,164 --> 00:01:10,573 and it releases a flood of dangerously delicious 35 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:12,926 caramel pudding if you don't slice it exactly right. 36 00:01:13,153 --> 00:01:16,154 I call it the Pharaoh's Curse-tard Cake. 37 00:01:16,247 --> 00:01:18,990 There's only one way to describe a curse like that: 38 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:20,491 flan-derful. (chuckles) 39 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:22,493 I came up with it in my thinking hole. 40 00:01:22,512 --> 00:01:23,845 That's the hole I dug to think in. 41 00:01:23,997 --> 00:01:25,772 Sadly, I kind of misplaced my hole. 42 00:01:25,923 --> 00:01:29,275 -How do you misplace a hole? -How do we do anything? 43 00:01:29,427 --> 00:01:31,169 Oh, it keeps me up at night, 44 00:01:31,187 --> 00:01:32,612 -this human experiment. -(phone chimes) 45 00:01:32,839 --> 00:01:35,097 Huh. My brother just texted me, asking for the address here. 46 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:36,674 Oh, he must be sending me a package. 47 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:39,344 Jerry loves sending gifts out of the blue and spreading joy. 48 00:01:39,362 --> 00:01:40,845 When I was sad about Lost ending, 49 00:01:40,864 --> 00:01:42,196 he gave me four hermit crabs. 50 00:01:42,349 --> 00:01:43,606 I named them Sawyer, Kate, 51 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,183 -Hurley and The Hatch. -(door opens, closes) 52 00:01:45,201 --> 00:01:46,126 MOON: Bigfoot encountered! 53 00:01:46,353 --> 00:01:48,519 Bigfoot... (gasps) encountered. 54 00:01:48,613 --> 00:01:50,446 Whoa! For real? Uh, male or female? 55 00:01:50,465 --> 00:01:51,947 The females have very large breasts. 56 00:01:52,041 --> 00:01:53,708 I've read a lot of, uh, scientific websites. 57 00:01:53,802 --> 00:01:56,210 -Those aren't science sites, babe. -Uh, no, they are. 58 00:01:56,304 --> 00:01:58,196 Yeah. One of them's even run by a doctor. 59 00:01:58,214 --> 00:02:00,031 Dr. Stroke Masterson, DDS. 60 00:02:00,049 --> 00:02:02,976 -What did you see, Moon? -Very large footprints. 61 00:02:03,127 --> 00:02:04,460 And I found this fur! 62 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:06,888 It was stuck on a branch, which was near my bait box, 63 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,148 which was broken into. 64 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,041 I knew Bigfoot would like crackers. 65 00:02:10,059 --> 00:02:12,560 Oh, Bigfoot's palate is remarkably diverse. 66 00:02:12,712 --> 00:02:14,729 He'll eat the hair off your head if it has enough sauce on it. 67 00:02:14,823 --> 00:02:16,656 Uh, why would your hair have any sauce on it, Ham? 68 00:02:16,883 --> 00:02:19,550 Everyone's hair naturally has a little sauce on it. 69 00:02:19,644 --> 00:02:20,902 Can someone please add my sighting 70 00:02:20,996 --> 00:02:22,811 to the family Bigfoot Sighting board? 71 00:02:22,906 --> 00:02:24,389 I got to get my plaster of Paris. 72 00:02:24,482 --> 00:02:25,832 I need that footprint for evidence! 73 00:02:26,059 --> 00:02:28,576 I didn't know you guys were a bunch of Bigfoot believers. 74 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,578 Oh, sure. I used to spend hours in the woods 75 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,747 waiting for Bigfoot when I was little. 76 00:02:32,899 --> 00:02:35,583 So it makes me very happy that Moon's still a true believer. 77 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,084 And I enjoy the "what if," 78 00:02:37,179 --> 00:02:39,587 the possibility that there might be something out there 79 00:02:39,739 --> 00:02:41,105 that we can't explain. 80 00:02:41,107 --> 00:02:43,016 Like that thing that happens when I eat asparagus? 81 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:44,667 Son, that's very common. 82 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,093 Farting through my penis? 83 00:02:46,188 --> 00:02:47,428 -Oh. No. -Bye! 84 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:49,689 You get that Sasquatch footprint, Moon! 85 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,173 I prefer to call it "Bigfoot." 86 00:02:51,193 --> 00:02:52,859 It sounds less like "ass crotch." 87 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,402 But thanks! 88 00:02:55,605 --> 00:02:57,438 -So, check this out. -Is that brie cheese? 89 00:02:57,590 --> 00:03:00,200 My mom's boyfriend Jamie always brings her brie cheese. 90 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:03,277 Sometimes I find it in front of the fireplace in the morning. 91 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:06,113 It's Bigfoot's footprint. I found it in the woods. 92 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,541 I'm a little skeptical. I mean, where are the toes? 93 00:03:08,768 --> 00:03:09,934 On his feet, Henry. 94 00:03:09,953 --> 00:03:12,378 When I trap him, you can come see them in person. 95 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:15,215 (patronizing): Sure, Moon. We'll see your Bigfoot. 96 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:16,865 Wait, are you guys having doubts about... 97 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,201 Uh-oh, Henry, here comes your crush. 98 00:03:19,221 --> 00:03:20,628 She's everyone's crush. 99 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,780 She's the most talented and beautiful girl at school. 100 00:03:22,799 --> 00:03:24,891 -And the meanest. -So mean. 101 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,133 So, so mean. 102 00:03:26,286 --> 00:03:28,061 Hi, Debbie. I see you got your skates on. 103 00:03:28,288 --> 00:03:30,396 Wow. Great sleuthing, Detective Ice Skate Idiot. 104 00:03:30,548 --> 00:03:32,123 They're new. That's how you break them in 105 00:03:32,141 --> 00:03:34,308 if you're the All-Region Junior Ice Girls Champion. 106 00:03:34,461 --> 00:03:35,977 What's that, a big wet cookie? 107 00:03:36,129 --> 00:03:38,220 It's a plaster cast of Bigfoot's foot. 108 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,222 -Where'd you get it? -I made it. 109 00:03:40,242 --> 00:03:41,741 I found his tracks near my house. 110 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:44,244 Okay. Well, there's no such thing as Bigfoot. 111 00:03:44,395 --> 00:03:46,804 So, wh-where'd you get your ice skates? 112 00:03:46,823 --> 00:03:49,082 The, uh, ice skate... shop? 113 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:51,233 Russell, if you ask me about my ice skates one more time, 114 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:53,327 I'm gonna tell everyone how you tucked in your Beanie Babies 115 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:55,029 during the multi-family camping trip. 116 00:03:55,181 --> 00:03:57,757 Believing in Bigfoot is for little kids, Moon. 117 00:03:57,984 --> 00:03:59,408 You know what? When I trap Bigfoot 118 00:03:59,427 --> 00:04:01,986 and become the most famous person in town, 119 00:04:02,005 --> 00:04:03,245 I'll accept your apology. 120 00:04:03,339 --> 00:04:05,247 I'll apologize now. Sorry your head is so round 121 00:04:05,341 --> 00:04:07,492 that I'm worried I'm going to end up bowling you. 122 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:09,143 Ugh, she's an angel. 123 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,086 -Hey, buddy. -Hi. 124 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,680 Ooh, is that your handiwork? 125 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:13,922 Yes. I made it this morning 126 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:15,924 to show everyone that Bigfoot is real, 127 00:04:15,944 --> 00:04:17,502 but no one at school believes me. 128 00:04:17,595 --> 00:04:19,670 You know, Moon, I've noticed that, sometimes, 129 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:21,781 people get a kick out of being skeptical. 130 00:04:22,008 --> 00:04:23,357 Case in point: the time I brought a photo 131 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:24,859 of Drew Barrymore to school 132 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:26,677 that I had taken with my very own camera at the mall. 133 00:04:26,696 --> 00:04:28,604 And not a single soul believed that it was her. 134 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:30,031 Yes, she was wearing a hat. 135 00:04:30,183 --> 00:04:32,441 But what am I gonna do, ask her to take her hat off? 136 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,868 "Excuse me, Ms. Drew Barrymore, 137 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,461 would you please remove your hat?" 138 00:04:35,613 --> 00:04:37,355 Would you ask the sun to remove her hat? 139 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:39,690 Would you ask the rain to remove her hat? 140 00:04:39,784 --> 00:04:42,468 JUDY: But then when the movie Big Miracle, 141 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,470 uh, the one about the whales that, oh, hey, 142 00:04:44,622 --> 00:04:46,622 was filmed here in Alaska, came out, 143 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:49,625 there was a picture of Drew Barrymore in Us Weekly 144 00:04:49,644 --> 00:04:51,035 wearing the very same hat. 145 00:04:51,128 --> 00:04:52,887 Basically, what I'm trying to say is trust your gut 146 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:54,872 and don't worry about the haters. 147 00:04:54,891 --> 00:04:56,482 Yep. Let your haters be your alligators. 148 00:04:56,634 --> 00:05:00,169 I think the saying is "Let your haters be your motivators." 149 00:05:00,229 --> 00:05:02,380 Right, because if alligators were chasing you, 150 00:05:02,398 --> 00:05:04,782 you'd be pretty motivated. 151 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:11,889 Bigfoot, meet big trap. 152 00:05:12,725 --> 00:05:15,835 ♪ Everyone doubted me, but I stuck to my goal ♪ 153 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:19,397 ♪ And now I've got Bigfoot trapped in a hole ♪ 154 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:22,900 ♪ Take my hand, hairy friend, and I'll pull you out ♪ 155 00:05:22,919 --> 00:05:27,013 ♪ Then we'll go show the haters and erase all the doubt ♪ 156 00:05:27,164 --> 00:05:29,924 ♪ I can't talk, but I love to sing ♪ 157 00:05:30,018 --> 00:05:32,410 ♪ When it comes to Bigfoot traps ♪ 158 00:05:32,428 --> 00:05:33,928 ♪ Moon is the king ♪ 159 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,355 ♪ At the risk of sounding boastful ♪ 160 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:37,339 ♪ I must admit he's right ♪ 161 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:39,100 ♪ I've been perfecting traps ♪ 162 00:05:39,252 --> 00:05:40,860 ♪ In my dreams every night ♪ 163 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:42,678 ♪ We go everywhere together ♪ 164 00:05:42,772 --> 00:05:44,864 ♪ I even come to school ♪ 165 00:05:45,091 --> 00:05:50,018 ♪ All those nonbelievers now think I'm really cool ♪ 166 00:05:50,038 --> 00:05:51,596 ♪ What up, y'all? ♪ 167 00:05:51,614 --> 00:05:53,447 ♪ Moon's really cool and I like him a lot ♪ 168 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:55,282 ♪ I can't believe I doubted him, he's superhot ♪ 169 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:58,452 ♪ I set out to trap Bigfoot but I learned in the end ♪ 170 00:05:58,605 --> 00:06:00,271 ♪ That I trapped more than Bigfoot ♪ 171 00:06:00,364 --> 00:06:02,273 ♪ I trapped a best friend ♪ 172 00:06:02,366 --> 00:06:06,034 ♪ You're about to wake up now, as we soar in the air ♪ 173 00:06:06,054 --> 00:06:07,445 ♪ So go check your trap ♪ 174 00:06:07,463 --> 00:06:09,797 ♪ There might be something there. ♪ 175 00:06:09,949 --> 00:06:11,874 (bells tinkling, bell clanging) 176 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,042 My trap. He's here. 177 00:06:14,062 --> 00:06:15,119 Everybody up! 178 00:06:15,212 --> 00:06:16,804 This is not a drill! 179 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:17,805 I got him! 180 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,124 The foot is in the sock! 181 00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:21,901 I put on lipstick. Is that weird? 182 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:23,236 -Bigfoot's gonna love it. -JUDY: Oh. 183 00:06:23,387 --> 00:06:24,645 I shouldn't have shaved my legs this week. 184 00:06:24,797 --> 00:06:26,889 I really want to show that I'm hair-positive. 185 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:27,965 (groaning sounds) 186 00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:30,076 Something is definitely in there. 187 00:06:30,227 --> 00:06:31,802 Sorry about the trap, bud! 188 00:06:31,821 --> 00:06:33,638 We'll have you out in no time! 189 00:06:33,731 --> 00:06:35,248 -(groan) -(Judy gasps) 190 00:06:35,475 --> 00:06:36,157 Oh, no. 191 00:06:36,309 --> 00:06:38,084 -It sounds hurt. -Or angry. 192 00:06:38,235 --> 00:06:40,378 Guys, it's horny. 193 00:06:44,484 --> 00:06:45,591 Let me try a few phrases of Bigfoot Speak. 194 00:06:45,743 --> 00:06:47,668 Boo-shy-ah! Moe-kee-dew?! 195 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:49,077 MAN: A little help, please? 196 00:06:49,097 --> 00:06:50,488 Wait, I know that voice. 197 00:06:50,581 --> 00:06:51,264 Careful, Honeybee! 198 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:53,324 Jerrybee! Guys, it's my brother! 199 00:06:53,342 --> 00:06:54,158 Oh. Huh. 200 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:55,768 Hey, sis. Surprise! 201 00:06:55,995 --> 00:06:56,769 I fell in a hole. 202 00:06:56,921 --> 00:06:58,104 (chuckles): Hey! I'm Wolf! 203 00:06:58,255 --> 00:06:59,922 Give your future brother-in-law a hug. 204 00:07:00,016 --> 00:07:02,558 Oh, I would love to, Wolf, but I'm in a hole. 205 00:07:02,669 --> 00:07:04,518 -Let me help you out of there. -(grunts) 206 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:06,504 Thank you. For a moment there, I really thought 207 00:07:06,522 --> 00:07:08,506 this hole was all I was gonna see of Alaska. 208 00:07:08,524 --> 00:07:11,284 So I guess my Bigfoot sighting was your brother 209 00:07:11,511 --> 00:07:13,268 and the fur I found was just a coat. 210 00:07:13,288 --> 00:07:14,845 What are you doing here, baby brother? 211 00:07:14,864 --> 00:07:17,606 Well, I wanted to come see you and meet my future in-laws. 212 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,959 And... (sniffles) I couldn't resist trying to do 213 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,294 the ultimate Pizza Surprise. 214 00:07:21,445 --> 00:07:23,629 Oh, my gosh. I forgot about Pizza Surprise! 215 00:07:23,781 --> 00:07:25,465 Jerry has this prank called Pizza Surprise, 216 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:27,616 where he just shows up with a pizza out of the blue. 217 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,527 Yeah, I thought for sure I'd get you this time. 218 00:07:29,545 --> 00:07:31,453 I mean, Alaska? Middle of the night? 219 00:07:31,473 --> 00:07:33,306 Ultimate Pizza Surprise. (giggles) 220 00:07:33,457 --> 00:07:34,699 I'm Beef Tobin. 221 00:07:34,717 --> 00:07:36,625 Let me introduce you to the rest of the family. 222 00:07:36,644 --> 00:07:38,052 That's Ham and Judy. 223 00:07:38,204 --> 00:07:39,553 And the little guy's Moon. 224 00:07:39,706 --> 00:07:40,721 This is his Bigfoot trap. 225 00:07:40,873 --> 00:07:42,297 How long it take you to dig that? 226 00:07:42,317 --> 00:07:44,208 -It-It's deep! -Ham dug it. 227 00:07:44,301 --> 00:07:45,634 Then he forgot where it was. 228 00:07:45,653 --> 00:07:47,487 Hey. It's my thinking hole! 229 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,231 What a relief. I can start thinking again. 230 00:07:50,383 --> 00:07:51,473 HONEYBEE: Well, here it is. 231 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:53,217 It may be small, but... (stammers) 232 00:07:53,236 --> 00:07:54,385 Well, it's small. 233 00:07:54,478 --> 00:07:55,852 I-I'll run and get the guest bed. 234 00:07:55,905 --> 00:07:57,404 You're gonna love it. Dad made it out of an old canoe. 235 00:07:57,557 --> 00:07:58,831 (chuckles) I'm actually kind of jealous. 236 00:07:58,983 --> 00:08:00,833 Uh, maybe I should take the canoe bed 237 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,727 and you can sleep with Honeybee. (chuckles) 238 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:04,245 Wait, no, no. Never mind. 239 00:08:04,397 --> 00:08:05,563 So how long you gonna be here, Jerry? 240 00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:06,914 Well, actually, 241 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:09,400 I've been googling Alaska a lot since you moved here. 242 00:08:09,493 --> 00:08:10,993 And every time I do, I think, 243 00:08:11,087 --> 00:08:13,328 "Well, that sure looks like a pretty place." 244 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:15,014 And, well, I know you like it here. 245 00:08:15,165 --> 00:08:17,016 So... this isn't just a visit. 246 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,425 -I'm moving to Alaska! -(door opens) 247 00:08:18,578 --> 00:08:20,244 -(door closes) -Oh, wow. I'm really happy 248 00:08:20,263 --> 00:08:21,354 to have you here, but... 249 00:08:21,505 --> 00:08:23,171 Is it just me or do I look like 250 00:08:23,191 --> 00:08:25,249 an absolute gladiator carrying this? 251 00:08:25,268 --> 00:08:27,175 Guess who's moving to Alaska! 252 00:08:27,195 --> 00:08:28,786 What?! Amazing! 253 00:08:28,788 --> 00:08:31,255 (chuckling): We're gonna need a bigger boat! You get it? 254 00:08:31,348 --> 00:08:33,774 Because the bed is a boat. (chuckles) 255 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:35,350 (snoring) 256 00:08:35,444 --> 00:08:37,019 -(quietly): Wolf. -Uh, was I farting? 257 00:08:37,113 --> 00:08:38,871 W-Was it one of my farts that smells like toffee? 258 00:08:39,098 --> 00:08:40,781 None of your farts smell like toffee. 259 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,449 -Uh, disagree. -Listen, I'm worried 260 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:43,951 Jerry hasn't thought this through. 261 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,452 This is totally Jerry's M.O. 262 00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:47,271 Every time I do something that makes me happy, 263 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:50,291 he copies it because he thinks it'll make him happy, too. 264 00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:51,959 It wasn't that big of a deal when we were kids. 265 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,702 Sure, he didn't like rhythmic gymnastics, 266 00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:55,370 but now that we're older, it's different. 267 00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:57,464 I mean, he followed me to Fresno Community College 268 00:08:57,617 --> 00:08:59,300 and majored in business and then hated it 269 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:00,893 and dropped out after a year and a half. 270 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,469 I'm afraid this will be the same thing. 271 00:09:02,564 --> 00:09:04,212 Yikes. Have you brought this up with him? 272 00:09:04,232 --> 00:09:05,398 I don't know how to. 273 00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:06,957 Also, I'd really love for him to stay. 274 00:09:06,976 --> 00:09:08,626 I mean, even though I love your family, 275 00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:10,978 it'd be great to have someone from my family around. (sighs) 276 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,238 But it would be selfish of me 277 00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:13,964 to let him go down the wrong path again. 278 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:15,316 Well, what if we test it out? Huh? 279 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,134 We could show Jerry a typical day in Alaska 280 00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:18,652 and see how he likes it. 281 00:09:18,746 --> 00:09:20,413 Yeah! If he enjoys a rigorous Alaskan workday, 282 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,248 then maybe this is the place for him. 283 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:24,325 Totally. Hey, we really need to get our heads out of here now 284 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,160 because I am definitely about to fart 285 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:27,402 and it's not gonna smell like toffee. 286 00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:28,829 -Ditto, babe. -(passing gas) 287 00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:29,980 Was that me or you? 288 00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:31,924 It was us, my love. 289 00:09:32,151 --> 00:09:33,408 Good morning, Moon. 290 00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:35,261 I'm guessing I don't owe you an apology. (chuckles) 291 00:09:35,412 --> 00:09:36,596 I still think Bigfoot is real, 292 00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:38,598 and I'm probably going to catch him tonight. 293 00:09:38,749 --> 00:09:40,266 Or you're just gonna catch your own butt, 294 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:43,769 because Bigfoot isn't real and only little kids think he is. 295 00:09:43,921 --> 00:09:46,272 (scoffs) I'm not the only one that believes in Bigfoot. 296 00:09:46,423 --> 00:09:48,666 These guys do, too. Right, guys? 297 00:09:48,684 --> 00:09:50,334 I mean... not really. 298 00:09:50,353 --> 00:09:52,761 But what about our Bigfoot Adventurers Club? 299 00:09:52,855 --> 00:09:55,189 (scoffs) Moon, we were nine when we started that club. 300 00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:56,782 Most of us are ten now. 301 00:09:57,009 --> 00:09:58,117 (laughing) 302 00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:00,027 Smell you later, Bigfoot Hunter. 303 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:03,347 Okay, well, as long as we're being honest with each other, 304 00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:04,940 Henry, WWE is absolutely fake, 305 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:08,294 and, Russell, we know Fred Savage isn't your first cousin! 306 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:11,355 He is! He sent me his headshot. 307 00:10:11,374 --> 00:10:13,615 HONEYBEE (singsongy): Jerrybee. 308 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:14,708 What's happening? 309 00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:16,377 Ooh, did they announce the new Bachelor? 310 00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:19,171 Come on. We're going to show you a day in Alaska. 311 00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:21,632 ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chop ♪ 312 00:10:22,535 --> 00:10:25,369 ♪ Ski, ski, ski, ski, ski ♪ 313 00:10:25,388 --> 00:10:28,189 ♪ F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fish ♪ 314 00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:30,057 ♪ Barf ♪ 315 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:31,725 ♪ Oh! Snowmobile ♪ 316 00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:33,394 ♪ Snowmobile ♪ 317 00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:34,636 ♪ Whoops! ♪ 318 00:10:35,064 --> 00:10:36,730 That's an awful long face, son. 319 00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:38,382 You sure you're not part horse? 320 00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:40,142 Sorry, I promise you're not part horse. 321 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,477 That's a terrible seed to plant in a child's mind. 322 00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:45,480 Dad, I really thought I had Bigfoot this time. 323 00:10:45,574 --> 00:10:48,575 I mean, the crackers, the footprints, the fur. 324 00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,728 But then it occurred to me that I've thought 325 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:53,005 I had Bigfoot many times before. 326 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:56,400 I'm starting to think that Bigfoot truly doesn't exist. 327 00:10:56,419 --> 00:10:57,751 I see. 328 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,238 Also, Debbie Gladu says that Bigfoot is for little kids. 329 00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:03,257 Little kids? Well, sure it's for little kids. 330 00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:04,666 Bigfoot is for all ages, 331 00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:06,519 from the elderly all the way down to babies. 332 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,929 Uh-oh. You two talking birds and bees? 333 00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:10,431 Here's a tip. There aren't as many 334 00:11:10,525 --> 00:11:12,433 actual birds involved as one might think. 335 00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:14,435 No. Moon received my straightforward, 336 00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,845 handwritten birds and bees pamphlet when he turned eight, 337 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:18,346 just like all Tobin children. 338 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:19,848 Your brother was just telling me 339 00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:21,775 he's having some doubts about Bigfoot. 340 00:11:21,928 --> 00:11:23,444 You mean like whether or not the snow-colored Sasquatch 341 00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:25,353 and his brown-haired Bigfoot brethren 342 00:11:25,448 --> 00:11:27,097 are the exact same species? 343 00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,523 Personally, I think they are. 344 00:11:28,617 --> 00:11:31,193 I'm going to my room to stare out the window. 345 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,986 Okay, son. Have fun. 346 00:11:33,138 --> 00:11:35,289 Wow. He's even more serious than usual. 347 00:11:35,441 --> 00:11:37,532 He's wrestling with that existential question 348 00:11:37,552 --> 00:11:40,110 that plagues every adolescent Alaskan kid: 349 00:11:40,204 --> 00:11:41,462 Does Bigfoot really exist? 350 00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,872 Oh, yeah. I mean, I know realistically 351 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,450 Bigfoot probably doesn't exist, but... 352 00:11:46,469 --> 00:11:49,395 What if? It's very hard to discount the "what if." 353 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:52,714 Dad, what if we took Moon to the VFW Lodge this evening 354 00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:55,234 and introduced him to some of the Old Faithfuls? 355 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,445 We'll try it, and if all else fails, 356 00:11:57,554 --> 00:12:00,481 they do have Sprite and Windows 95 at the lodge. 357 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,967 We can watch the star travel screensaver. 358 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,802 It's very inspiring. 359 00:12:05,488 --> 00:12:08,655 -How you doing, Jer? Great job today. -Yeah, bud. 360 00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:10,398 -(snoring) -Oh, man. 361 00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,159 -What time is it? -6:30. 362 00:12:12,311 --> 00:12:13,811 Alaska one, Jerry zero. 363 00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:17,648 Yeah, looks like Mother Alaska really trampled his tater tots. 364 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,092 -I'd love him to live here. -Yeah, me, too. 365 00:12:20,244 --> 00:12:21,409 But I'm afraid he's not cut out for it. 366 00:12:21,429 --> 00:12:23,003 Well, you're doing him a favor 367 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:24,430 letting him figure this out on his own. 368 00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,341 Let's untangle him and get him off to dreamland. 369 00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:28,583 BEEF: Look around, son. 370 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:30,219 This is a group of folks 371 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,829 who are true believers in Bigfoot. 372 00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:35,182 See how the Sasquatch is blurry but the tree remains clear? 373 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:36,942 That means he is traveling anywhere 374 00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:39,003 between 20 to 100 miles an hour. 375 00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:40,595 And that's just based on estimates. 376 00:12:40,615 --> 00:12:44,099 Whose estimates? Mr. Make Believe P. Lies A Lot? 377 00:12:44,118 --> 00:12:47,102 And now Glynis will demonstrate the peculiar gait 378 00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,847 of the Sasquatch she spotted near Roberta Lake 379 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,849 using a marionette she built by hand. 380 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:54,368 Handmade puppets?! Oh! Come on, let's get closer. 381 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,521 -Hmm. -That's a Sasquatch. 382 00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:58,464 Interesting. 383 00:12:58,615 --> 00:13:00,633 Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing. 384 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,784 Sturdy frame, glint in the eye. 385 00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:03,785 What is happening? 386 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,546 Ah, my apologies. I'm Hayward Melm, 387 00:13:05,698 --> 00:13:07,640 interim vice-secretary of the Old Faithfuls. 388 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,366 We're looking for someone to don our Bigfoot costume 389 00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:11,552 for the upcoming SquatchCon. 390 00:13:11,704 --> 00:13:13,537 It was donated to us by a minor league hockey team, 391 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,223 so it's not quite as realistic-looking as we'd like. 392 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,633 We need someone with great gusto to really sell it. 393 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,711 Are you interested? 394 00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:23,305 I would absolutely be not interested in doing that. 395 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,157 Some folks get carsick. I get costume sick. 396 00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:28,235 I wore one once and threw up so much in a Yogi Bear head 397 00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:30,070 that I almost drowned. 398 00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:32,556 Here's my card since it sounds like you're on the fence. 399 00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:34,224 Um, Dad, there's a thing happening. 400 00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:35,650 But we've all seen it! 401 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:37,002 You don't need a photo 402 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,487 when you have multiple eyewitness testimonies! 403 00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:41,398 On the contrary, eyewitness testimony 404 00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,491 has been scientifically proven unsound. 405 00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:46,236 But you can't argue with the eyes! 406 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:47,847 (scoffs) Human memory and perception 407 00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,348 are consistently unreliable. 408 00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:51,499 Please, Beef, you really must remove Moon from here. 409 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,760 He's debunking every Bigfoot theory we throw at him 410 00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:55,521 with his calm, fact-based arguments. 411 00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:57,022 My apologies, Santiago. 412 00:13:57,174 --> 00:13:58,524 Come on, Moon. Time to go. 413 00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:01,360 If you look closely, you can tell this carving is modeled 414 00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,770 on Brendan Fraser during his arc on Scrubs. 415 00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,680 How dare you! 416 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,275 My late husband carved that after a campsite encounter! 417 00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:10,260 Let's go get some ice cream, kids. 418 00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:13,947 I hereby declare Bigfoot nonexistent! A hoax! 419 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,100 -Moon, no! -I used to be like all of you. 420 00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,377 But not anymore. I know the truth! 421 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:21,363 -Wake up, sheeple! -Judy, Ham, time to go. 422 00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:22,882 Good sir, it's been a pleasure. 423 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,366 And by the way, 424 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,719 "Sasquatch" rhymes with "ass crotch." 425 00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:32,558 Hey, Moon, quick pop quiz for ya. 426 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,542 Do you believe in Bigfoot? It's multiple choice. 427 00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:36,044 "Goo-goo" or "gah-gah" or 428 00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:37,955 (baby voice): "I'm a little baby Bigfoot boy." 429 00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:39,231 Which one? 430 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:41,049 I let go of all that Bigfoot stuff, Debbie. 431 00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:42,643 So you'll just have to pick something else 432 00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:43,903 to make fun of me for. 433 00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:45,646 Have we covered your weird teeth yet? 434 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,907 Your mouth looks like it's all molars. Should I keep going? 435 00:14:48,134 --> 00:14:49,241 -Yes. -Russell! 436 00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:50,984 Sorry, Moon. I just like to hear her talk. 437 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,561 -With those ears? -What's wrong with my ears? 438 00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:56,990 Nothing. Some people love one gigantic ear and one tiny one. 439 00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,825 Moon, are you okay? 440 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,328 Yes, I'm just thinking about things that aren't made up. 441 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,591 Like bread and bulldozers and sharks. 442 00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:13,599 ♪ ♪ 443 00:15:19,682 --> 00:15:24,501 ♪ Bigfoots and aliens, sea monsters and ghosts ♪ 444 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,021 ♪ These were my childhood friends ♪ 445 00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:32,767 ♪ Imaginary and gross, I believed in them ♪ 446 00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:36,604 ♪ But one day I woke up and I couldn't see ♪ 447 00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:40,200 ♪ The monsters and mysteries so close to me ♪ 448 00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:44,354 ♪ The blob under my bed that I called Ramone ♪ 449 00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:47,374 ♪ I lost him when I fell into ♪ 450 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:50,511 BOTH: ♪ The Grown Up Zone ♪ 451 00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:56,624 ♪ Getting divorced, take a night school course ♪ 452 00:15:56,719 --> 00:16:00,646 ♪ Where are those childhood friends? ♪ 453 00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:04,466 ♪ Children grow up, then they turn into teens ♪ 454 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,303 ♪ Then grow into adults, no time in between ♪ 455 00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:12,140 ♪ We're here in your heart, you're never alone ♪ 456 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:19,072 ♪ That childhood magic is lost into ♪ 457 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,909 ♪ The Grown Up Zone. ♪ 458 00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:25,653 (plays warbling note) 459 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,340 -(thudding) -JERRY: Help! 460 00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:30,342 Help! 461 00:16:30,569 --> 00:16:31,752 Oh, my God. Jerry! 462 00:16:31,904 --> 00:16:33,328 I'm okay. I just can't move. 463 00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:35,255 Because of all the wood on me. 464 00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,165 Whatever you do, Jerry, do not wiggle. 465 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:38,500 With your current state, 466 00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:40,853 the opportunity for splinters is immense. 467 00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,929 Sorry about that. I just wanted to bring in some firewood 468 00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:45,265 to say thanks for your hospitality this week. 469 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,767 But I'm beginning to notice 470 00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:49,028 that I'm not very good at Alaska stuff. 471 00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:50,921 Alaska isn't for everyone, Jer. 472 00:16:50,939 --> 00:16:52,272 But you're so happy here! 473 00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:54,182 I am, but we're not the same person. 474 00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:56,035 You know you've been doing this our whole lives, right? 475 00:16:56,262 --> 00:16:58,370 I do a thing, it makes me happy, then you copy that thing 476 00:16:58,522 --> 00:17:00,355 because you think it'll make you happy. 477 00:17:00,449 --> 00:17:02,524 And it rarely works out. Remember rhythmic gymnastics? 478 00:17:02,618 --> 00:17:04,359 We had to take you to the emergency room 479 00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:06,027 to get the ribbon off of you. 480 00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:08,455 Yeah, I never really thought about it before, 481 00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:09,882 but you're right. 482 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,275 I follow you because, well, 483 00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:13,218 I know I love making other people happy, 484 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,445 with Pizza Surprises and hermit crabs, 485 00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:18,448 but I don't exactly know how to make old Jerry happy. 486 00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,635 Also, honestly, I thought Alaska would be mostly hot chocolate 487 00:17:21,729 --> 00:17:23,136 and panning for gold. 488 00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:24,879 Maybe I wasn't looking at the most current websites. 489 00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:28,400 Anyway, I guess I can't keep following in your footsteps. 490 00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:30,310 Our feet are different sizes, little brother. 491 00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,220 You got to go find your own Alaska. 492 00:17:32,314 --> 00:17:34,965 I guess I got some soul-searching to do. 493 00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:37,150 Maybe my Alaska is South Carolina. 494 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,078 Or rhythmic gymnastics. 495 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,746 You know I look good in a leotard. 496 00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:42,730 -Jerry, no. -I'm just playing. 497 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,066 Do they have hot chocolate in South Carolina? 498 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,068 Morning, everyone. Where's Moon? 499 00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:49,237 Oh, he's upstairs listening to an audiobook called 500 00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:52,424 The Giraffe and the Octopus: Real Animals That Look Made-up. 501 00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:55,001 -What's up, Dad? -I'm calling an emergency family meeting. 502 00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,912 I'm afraid Moon is losing his sense of wonder. 503 00:17:58,006 --> 00:17:59,823 There are certain things that, if held onto, 504 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:01,583 ward off those little parts of life 505 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,602 that chip away at us and harden our souls. 506 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:06,163 Like how we all kind of believe the outhouse is haunted. 507 00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:08,590 Kind of? Dad, it's definitely haunted. 508 00:18:08,684 --> 00:18:09,775 A ghost grabbed my butt! 509 00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:11,276 I believe dolphins are just humans 510 00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:12,945 who stayed in the water too long. 511 00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:14,929 And those little yellow dudes, the Minions-- 512 00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:17,507 I know they're not real, but... are they? 513 00:18:17,526 --> 00:18:20,193 Yes, all these things, all fine examples 514 00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:22,863 of what I'd like to help Moon hold onto 515 00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:24,848 to remind him that magic still exists. 516 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,626 And I think I have a plan, but it's something I can't do 517 00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:30,036 unless I want to throw up a bunch, which I don't, 518 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,297 so I need a volunteer to help me bring joy 519 00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:34,133 to Moon with a little surprise. 520 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,710 -You just said my favorite words. -"Throw up a bunch"? 521 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:41,098 No. "Joy" and "surprise." Beef, I think I'm your guy. 522 00:18:45,371 --> 00:18:46,628 Are you going to Russell's after school? 523 00:18:46,722 --> 00:18:48,372 His big brother is letting us play D&D with him. 524 00:18:48,465 --> 00:18:50,298 Dungeons & Dragons? I only do real stuff now. 525 00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:52,467 Let me know when it's just called "Dungeons." 526 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:55,154 -Oh, wha-- what is that? -It's Bigfoot! Come quick! 527 00:18:55,322 --> 00:18:57,063 Yeah, right. Not interested. 528 00:18:57,158 --> 00:19:00,033 Actually, Moon, you better take a look at this. 529 00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:04,163 That thing's hairier than my Uncle Bunston. 530 00:19:05,057 --> 00:19:07,391 -Oh, wow! -MOON: It's him! 531 00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:10,669 I probably owe you an apology. 532 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,229 So, sorry. 533 00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,398 Also, your hands are dumb, you smell like chili, 534 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,416 and your name sounds like somebody stepped on a cow. 535 00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:19,252 MOON: There he goes back into the woods. 536 00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:22,497 See you, big guy. Thanks for showing up. 537 00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:26,334 -What a rush! -Great job, bro-in-law-to-be. 538 00:19:26,428 --> 00:19:28,169 I helped keep Moon's sense of wonder alive, 539 00:19:28,189 --> 00:19:30,597 -and that made me really happy. -Hey, look at you. 540 00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:33,341 You're happy, and you didn't copy me to get there. 541 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,268 Jerry, I happen to know that the folks 542 00:19:35,421 --> 00:19:37,011 who loaned us this costume are looking 543 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:38,530 for someone to do this part-time. 544 00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:39,940 Dress up as Bigfoot 545 00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:43,035 for conventions and maybe the odd funeral or wedding. 546 00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:45,204 Ah, I wish I could, but I got 547 00:19:45,431 --> 00:19:47,097 to go figure out something that makes me happy. 548 00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:49,266 Jerry, I think you just did. 549 00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:50,934 Oh, wow! You're right! 550 00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:53,620 Helping others be happy makes me happy. 551 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,547 It's like when I do the Pizza Surprise. 552 00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:56,882 It's silly and stupid, 553 00:19:57,109 --> 00:19:59,551 but it always makes folks smile, and I love that. 554 00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:03,129 Dressing up as Bigfoot is like a hundred Pizza Surprises. 555 00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:04,631 If you call the number on this card, 556 00:20:04,783 --> 00:20:07,392 the same overly-enthusiastic interim vice-secretary 557 00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:11,063 that lent us the costume will fill you in on the details. 558 00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:12,898 Wow. Thanks, Beef. 559 00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:14,307 Honeybee, is it okay 560 00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:16,902 if Alaska turns out to be my Alaska after all? 561 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,478 It's more than okay. 562 00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:20,797 -Good morning, Moon. -No time to talk. 563 00:20:20,816 --> 00:20:22,574 Going to leave Bigfoot a snack. 564 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:25,226 Jerry, don't eat the crackers this time, okay? 565 00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:27,061 Crackers? I never mess with crackers. 566 00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:30,156 Crunchy and bland? My mouth never been so confused. 567 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,809 You didn't eat Moon's Bigfoot bait the other morning? 568 00:20:32,828 --> 00:20:34,644 Morning? What are you talking about? 569 00:20:34,663 --> 00:20:36,255 It's a thing we have here in Alaska. 570 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,072 The sun comes up. It's a whole deal. 571 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,741 Oh, no, no, no, no, my plane got in at night, 572 00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:42,986 and I picked up a pizza and came right here and fell in a hole. 573 00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:46,247 (gasps) We have a mystery on our hands! 574 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,174 So that means there really might be... 575 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:50,176 -Minions. -I was gonna say "Bigfoot," 576 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:51,995 -but, uh, why not? -BEEF: Hmm. 577 00:20:52,088 --> 00:20:54,014 Perhaps I'll go help Moon with those crackers. 578 00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:55,590 Looks nice outside. 579 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,943 WOLF: Front page of StrokeMasterson.biz, 580 00:20:58,094 --> 00:20:59,352 here we come. 581 00:20:59,446 --> 00:21:03,340 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 582 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:07,953 ♪ I jump out from the bushes with pizza pies ♪ 583 00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:12,124 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 584 00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:15,943 ♪ First comes the fear, then the joy in your eyes ♪ 585 00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:18,522 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 586 00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:20,948 ♪ Pepperoni aroma's my only disguise ♪ 587 00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:22,968 ♪ Pizza Surprise, Pizza Surprise ♪ 588 00:21:23,195 --> 00:21:25,695 ♪ Pepperoni aroma's my only disguise ♪ 589 00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:30,309 ♪ Ah! 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