1 00:00:01,836 --> 00:00:04,461 -♪ look up there ♪ -♪ what do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:06,213 ♪ nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,423 -♪ like a rock ♪ -♪ and a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,675 ♪ oh, the great north ♪ 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,178 ♪ way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,014 ♪ catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,682 ♪ or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:17,850 ♪ wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,811 ♪ oh, the great north ♪ 10 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,229 ♪ here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,897 ♪ here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,941 ♪ from longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,319 ♪ in the great north. ♪ 14 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,703 may I have the clam chowder margarita? 15 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,705 Sounds yummy, and I'll have the bloody tuna mary. 16 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:42,416 Oh, hey, dad. How are things in the seniors curling league? 17 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,118 We prefer the "over-36 curling league." 18 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,004 and things aren't good. The beef sliders have 19 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,630 lost focus without coach percy. 20 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,966 He's in arizona having his varicose veins removed. 21 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:52,718 Good for percy. 22 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,970 His calves looked like a map of the montana river system. 23 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,889 We're playing those guys on Saturday. 24 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,390 They're a cruise ship crew 25 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,184 from san diego, and the humiliation 26 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,561 of losing to beach folk is unthinkable. 27 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,147 I saw one of them practicing in flip-flops the other day. 28 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,441 I have to be honest, I don't totally get curling. 29 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,486 Well, it's an exquisite game with complexities that could 30 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,530 fill a thousand books, so no one ever totally "gets it." 31 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,450 -fun. -The beef sliders are gonna need extra practice, 32 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,869 so I need you to man the boat for a couple days. 33 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,121 Oh, cool, dad, because I have a new idea for the boat. 34 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,457 As long as your new idea is the old idea 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,076 of catching and selling fish, I like it very much. 36 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,921 (laughs) that's exactly what I was gonna say. 37 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,673 San diego? More like san di-yeah-bro! 38 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:35,135 (groans) I wish I could ask you-know-who to come help us. 39 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:37,054 Dad, you know that's a terrible idea. 40 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,514 -Who's you-know-who? -Judy. 41 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,474 -Our judy? -The very same. 42 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,435 It's too bad her passion can be so unbridled, 43 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,312 'cause no one knows the game like her. 44 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,314 Curling unleashes something deep, 45 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,358 hideous, and unholy in judy. 46 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,026 That's why she got kicked off 47 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,361 her old team the curlfriends 48 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,321 and why we had to stop curling together. 49 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,573 I do miss spending time with her, but as a family, 50 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:00,869 we've agreed to never say the "c" word around the "j" word. 51 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,121 The sport that shall not be named. 52 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,081 So I guess I'll just put that idea 53 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,125 in a bucket and pour it back into the sea. 54 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,836 Bon voyage, idea. 55 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:10,587 So what did everybody do today? 56 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,090 Dawson cut his thumb in little whittlers again. 57 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,884 That kid always did have a sloppy push stroke. 58 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,136 I drew a tree in art class, 59 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,720 but everyone thought it was broccoli. 60 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,098 Hmm, just goes to show, we're all on different journeys. 61 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,058 How did curling practice go, dad? 62 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,935 -(gasps) -oops. -Oh, god. 63 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,436 Uh, curling practice, you say? 64 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,897 Uh, judy, you're home early from jazz yoga. 65 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,357 Honey, are you okay? 66 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,317 -Do you need to go lie down? -I'm fine. 67 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,194 Or maybe a glass of warm tap water? 68 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,904 Seriously, I'm fine. 69 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,699 You can talk about curling in front of me all you want. 70 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:42,661 Or I could recap last night's episode of dr. Judge. 71 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,623 It all started when dr. Jason judge got a strange phone call. 72 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,750 Wolf: Thanks for meeting me out here on the side deck, guys. 73 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,211 Dad has entrusted me to run the boat operations 74 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,255 for the next couple days, so I have two words 75 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,757 that will nuke your noggins. 76 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,301 All: Sunset sail? 77 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,802 How did you know I was gonna say that? 78 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,387 You always talk about how we should be using 79 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,431 -the boat for sunset sails. -Even in your sleep. 80 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,349 You also talk about some novel you want to write. 81 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,310 The pentagon paradigm? Nobody steal that. 82 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:09,521 Okay, and I talk about sunset sails a lot for good reason. 83 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,398 Because it's high time we tobins dipped 84 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,151 our boat breadstick in the tourism marinara. 85 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,986 Can't people just look up wherever they are 86 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,238 -and see the sunset if they want to? -I guess. 87 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:19,781 But what better place to see it 88 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,658 than from the deck of the mighty kathleen ? 89 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:22,784 When I'm standing 90 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,119 in a big pile of fish guts 91 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,829 at the end of a hard day, 92 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:27,706 and I look up at the sky and soak in 93 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,417 that mysterious orange majesty, I want to share its glory 94 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,462 -with the whole wide world. -That's beautiful, babe. 95 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,380 I know dad doesn't want us to use the boat like this, 96 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,258 but once he understands all the mozzarella we can make, 97 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,801 he'll be on his knees begging for more. 98 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,803 -Who's juiced? -I'm juiced. -Sort of juiced. 99 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,264 If you believe in it, then I believe in it, babe. 100 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,017 And I do. Oh, how I do. 101 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,144 Judy, can you pass me that mug? 102 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,021 You mean slide it to you as if it were 103 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,773 an expertly thrown stone on pebbled ice? 104 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,025 Yeah. No problem. 105 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:58,612 (sighs) honey, I understand you have a gift, 106 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,614 but it comes at too high a price. 107 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,824 Dad, you need help on your team, 108 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,285 and no one knows the beautiful game better than me. 109 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,038 -It's not worth the risk. -I've changed, dad! 110 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,457 Sure, I used to be a fiery volcano, 111 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:13,418 but now I'm a hawaiian island where people come to relax. 112 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,879 New judy is totally different, man. 113 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:16,922 (chuckles) 114 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:17,965 it's only been a year. 115 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,758 Exactly! That's so long. 116 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,210 Think about everything that happens in a year-- 117 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,721 salmon fest, halibut fest, crab fest, eel... 118 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,224 I have the lone moose city council's calendar of festivals, 119 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,309 judy. The answer is no. 120 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,353 And before the game even started, 121 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,021 I made most of the other players cry. 122 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,314 Yeah, you were probably just 123 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,357 trying to psych out the other team. 124 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,651 No, I made my own teammates cry. 125 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,945 And my coach, mr. Jardine. 126 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,238 Boy, did he cry. Whew. 127 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,698 Well, at least you're not missing much. 128 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,658 Curling seems kind of boring and pointless. 129 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,536 Pointless? Haven't I ever told you the story 130 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,454 of stan donovan, the world's greatest curler? 131 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:53,250 -No, but I'm good. -On January 12, 1962, 132 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,793 he and his brothers were on an expedition, 133 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,504 making their way across jackfish lake, 134 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,797 when suddenly... 135 00:04:58,924 --> 00:04:59,881 Corned beef and cabbage! 136 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,717 We're on jeezly thin ice! 137 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,593 Judy: But stan told his brothers to lie down 138 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,346 to distribute their weight as evenly as possible. 139 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,474 And then he curled each brother to safety. 140 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,644 Slide! Slide! 141 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,646 Slide! 142 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,648 Slide! 143 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,775 Stan then curled himself to safety 144 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:22,154 by pushing off a frozen beaver corpse with his foot. 145 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,781 Huh. A real hero of the north. 146 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:27,367 -(knocking) -beef: Judy. It's me. Your father. 147 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,786 -Beef tobin. -Sorry, I got to deal with this. 148 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,372 That's cool, I'll just stand here till you get back. 149 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,374 Come on in, I was just drinking 150 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,335 decaf espresso on the steep, icy roof. 151 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,462 Good, I just wanted you to know 152 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,547 I loved it when we curled together, 153 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,507 and I was sad when we stopped. 154 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,593 But when we played the little rocks 155 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,345 and you cut off aurora's pigtail, 156 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,221 held it above your head and screamed 157 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,140 as if you were surging with power, 158 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,933 well, that sort of changed things. 159 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,602 I know. It doesn't matter anyway, dad. 160 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,687 It's not like I spend tons of time 161 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,357 looking at, polishing and arranging my collection 162 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,108 of curling trophies and awards. 163 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,485 And, yes, the pigtail is in there. 164 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,195 -I believe I earned it. -Wow. 165 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,572 I remember when you were on curlfriends. 166 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,491 We always got hot milks before each match. 167 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,243 And after, we got whale tail ice cream. 168 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,120 Lot of dairy, lot of diarrhea, 169 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,705 but, boy, were those some good times. 170 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,874 And you and I were a winning... 171 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,334 ♪ team ♪ 172 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,419 ♪ driving to the rink ♪ 173 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,838 ♪ in the cab of my old truck ♪ 174 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,466 judy: ♪ listened to the best of pink ♪ 175 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:28,136 beef: ♪ we almost hit a buck ♪ 176 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,305 ♪ I taught you how to throw ♪ 177 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,682 judy: ♪ and you showed me how to sweep ♪ 178 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,060 beef: ♪ it was fun to watch you grow ♪ 179 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:38,230 judy: ♪ it was fun to make them weep ♪ 180 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:41,441 beef: ♪ our time, it brought me joy ♪ 181 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:44,152 judy: ♪ I vanquished and destroyed ♪ 182 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,947 beef: ♪ it gave us time to talk ♪ 183 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,449 judy: ♪ I would humiliate and mock ♪ 184 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,952 beef: ♪ that cafe that we ate in ♪ 185 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:55,372 judy: ♪ they called me spawn of satan ♪ 186 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,457 ♪ I used to be deranged ♪ 187 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,252 ♪ but I promise you I've changed ♪ 188 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:03,004 ♪ let's get the team ♪ 189 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,756 ♪ back together ♪ 190 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,216 maybe you're on to something. 191 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,385 ♪ yeah, let's get the team ♪ 192 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,554 ♪ back together ♪ 193 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,055 maybe we're onto something. 194 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,474 ♪ let's get the team ♪ 195 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,768 ♪ back together. ♪ 196 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,895 welcome to the team, coach judy. 197 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:22,149 I can't wait to get diarrhea together again, dad. 198 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,737 To avoid any of the pitfalls of the past, 199 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,948 I need to institute a few new ground rules. 200 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,324 Totally agree. 201 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,576 You can't actually play the game yourself. 202 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,453 -You're strictly coaching. -Yep. 203 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,329 -You can't only let the best players play. -Sure. 204 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,081 You can't give the players mean nicknames. 205 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,041 Like "bad with a broom brandy." 206 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,043 it was "butt broom barfhole brandy." 207 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,795 yes, nothing like that, please. 208 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:46,089 And you definitely can't snap any curling brooms in half 209 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,592 -with the might of your fury. -You got it, dad. 210 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,719 And if you do need to get out some aggression, 211 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,512 it's always okay to join me 212 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,556 in yelling encouragingly to the sweepers. 213 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,725 Like this-- sweep! 214 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,477 (chuckles) that's the stuff. 215 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,645 But there is one last rule we need to talk about. 216 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:03,523 -Okay. -We always get hot milks 217 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,150 on the way to the rink. 218 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,402 Keep cleaning, crew. We have a lovely german couple 219 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,696 coming this afternoon to enjoy a resplendent 220 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,323 sonnenuntergang segel . 221 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,699 That's, uh, deutsch for "sunset sail." 222 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,242 and deutsch is german for "german." 223 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,911 are these tourists paying us? 224 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,287 How much mozzarella are we talking? 225 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:19,039 None! Before you get the cheese, 226 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,874 you have to please... The customers. 227 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,585 -What? -I'm saying we need some good word of mouth 228 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,462 and positive reviews before we can ask 229 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,088 people to pay, you knucklehead. 230 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,965 I love when you pull out that big business brain. 231 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,427 But we will get a big tip, in the form of their happiness. 232 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,720 Cha-ching! 233 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,180 Now, let's go over our different roles. 234 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,349 Moon, you're our entertainment coordinator. 235 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,433 Ham, refreshments. 236 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,227 Honeybee, hospitality-- and me? 237 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,978 This is your captain speaking. 238 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,480 I couldn't find a captain's hat, which is why 239 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,440 I drew an anchor on this beret. 240 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,734 Oh, that's an anchor, thank god. 241 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,946 Beef sliders, you all know me: Delmer, you're my godfather. 242 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,573 Belva, you're my neighbor. Morris, I mowed your lawn, 243 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,784 -like two summers ago. -You did it too short. 244 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,662 Oh, god, this again. Anyway, I want you to forget all that. 245 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,748 'cause I'm here as your coach, and I have one mission. 246 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,875 To teach you how to stomp ass! 247 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,169 And also to have so much fun 248 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,088 and just enjoy curling and each other. 249 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,174 I brought circle bit bites from mr. And mrs. Donut. 250 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,218 You sure did, delmer-- 251 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,845 now let's get in the stone zone. 252 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:19,975 ♪ ♪ 253 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:25,897 sweep...! 254 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:30,527 Wolf: The settlers thought that every moose they saw here was 255 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,487 the same moose in different places. 256 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,406 Which is why they called it lone moose. 257 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,825 It wasn't until they decided to kill the one lone moose, 258 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,786 and then another moose showed up that they realized 259 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,246 there were lots of moose. 260 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,248 -Okay. Thank you. -Toot, toot! 261 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,792 Our next stop is seal rock-- take it away, ham! 262 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,004 Ham: "seal rock is where seals like to sunbathe. 263 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,506 I hope someone brought sunscreen, ha ha." 264 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,174 does vessel have wi-fi? 265 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,969 Uh, you guys stay here for a minute and, uh, take 266 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,763 a selfie with the seals. I-I like to call them sealfies. Heh. 267 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,558 Guys, guys, guys! I think the germans are getting bored. 268 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,102 I think they showed up bored. Those two are major duds. 269 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,771 Well, then it's our job as "entertainmen-preneurs" 270 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,565 to unbore/un-dud them. 271 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,775 We're gonna surround them like a pod of dolphins 272 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,902 surround a shark, and bash their gills with hospitality 273 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,323 until the sunset shows up and blows their german minds. 274 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,866 Moon, you brought your guitar, right? 275 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,326 Do you know "caribbean queen"? 276 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,453 I only know green day's "time of your life" 277 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,747 and also "round and round" by ratt. 278 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,332 "time of your life" will do. 279 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,083 Honeybee, if this side-splitting alaska-themed joke book 280 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,793 can't make them smile, nothing can. 281 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,339 I'm gonna be like tbs in the mid-2000s-- very funny. 282 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,090 And, ham, I was gonna save your german chocolate cake 283 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,885 for later, but looks like we might have to break glass, 284 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,428 'cause this is an emergency. 285 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,222 It's showtime. Oh, hey, guys. 286 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,891 Can we leave boat? 287 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,934 Guys, you should really reconsider. 288 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,770 You didn't see the sunset yet. 289 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,271 That's the big show. 290 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,981 It's gorgeous and humbling. 291 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,067 But they didn't see the sunset yet. 292 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,360 I know, sweetie. 293 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,654 -It's so beautiful. -I know, I know. 294 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,238 (shushing) 295 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,740 great work today, sliders. 296 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,784 And, delmer, that was the perfect array 297 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:01,951 of doughnut flavors. 298 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,536 Was there enough honey-dipped? 299 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,288 Just take the compliment, delmer. 300 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,583 Okay, let's win big tomorrow. 301 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,751 Beef... 302 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,628 All: Sliders! 303 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,588 I'll go warm up the van. 304 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,507 Ooh, tasty shot, caleb. 305 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,509 That's how we do it in san diego. 306 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,178 And, guys, I just want to say if you screw this up, 307 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,223 I will murder every last one of you. Bash, bash! 308 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,975 Just kidding. Bash. 309 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,357 (cries out) good lord, judy! 310 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,692 Great, you're awake. You and I have some 311 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,110 strategies to go over. 312 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,778 Read up and meet me outside in five minutes 313 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,530 -to head to the rink. -But it's 3:45 in the morning. 314 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,407 I don't get up for another 20 minutes. 315 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,283 It's game day, dad. Hurry hard, tobin. 316 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,120 Now, the best curlers out there have complete control 317 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,871 over how much weight they put on the stone. 318 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,791 So that's why we are going to curl with no stone. 319 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,543 But where is the stone? 320 00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:52,836 Really, morris? 321 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,379 I just explained that. It's imaginary. 322 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,048 Now slide that pretend rock. (imitates buzzer) 323 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,509 too much weight. Shape up, tyrana-morris rex. 324 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,220 Get it? Because you're ancient, and your arms are too short. 325 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,806 Coach judy, this kind of arbitrary criticism 326 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,100 might not help everyone's confidence right now. 327 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,394 -The game's in just a few hours. -Exactly. 328 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,688 These beef sliders are still real pink in the middle. 329 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,691 The invisible stone just went behind you, belva. 330 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,692 Are you blind? 331 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,277 Yes, I'm legally blind. 332 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,778 Maybe we should take a break. 333 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,739 Take a break? Your whole lives are a break. 334 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,616 -Judy... -Ugh, fine, we'll take a break. 335 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,368 Everyone, gather 'round. 336 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,162 We're gonna watch some clips of a professional curler 337 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,205 so you guys can see everything you're doing wrong, 338 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,623 which is everything. 339 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,500 -Who likes annette norberg? -Oh, hell yeah. 340 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,127 It's norberg time. 341 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,755 Guys, I went to the germans' hotel, found them, 342 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,008 and talked them into coming back on a sunset sail today. 343 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,801 Sure, they were very freaked out to see me, 344 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,053 but they were also super juiced to give me another shot. 345 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,055 So this go 'round, we're upping the romance. 346 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:49,008 We got sexy rose petals leading to a sexy table 347 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,269 that will be filled with sexy drinks. 348 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,812 Are we making money this time? 349 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,774 Better than that, baby brother, we're making love. 350 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,484 Dolla-dolla bill, y'all. 351 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,612 There he is. Welcome back to your sunset sail, werner. 352 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,781 There's an oil refinery to the west, 353 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,200 and its pollution is bringing out every shade of orange. 354 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,202 Even those dark pumpkins and marmalades. 355 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,120 Uh, where is your lovely girlfriend? 356 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,123 She said she meets me here. She is not here? 357 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,584 Uh, we haven't seen her. But it's no problem. 358 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,669 I'm sure she'll be here any minute. 359 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,379 Yep, any second now. 360 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,673 Perhaps she has grown bored of me. 361 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,258 I will call to her telephone. 362 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,427 This is completely messing up our sail skedge. 363 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,055 Okay, I say if she doesn't show up in the next 30 minutes, 364 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,556 we leave her a rowboat and a note with 365 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,682 our sunset coordinates. 366 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,226 Ziska does not answer. 367 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,519 I bet she just fell off a cliff or something. 368 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,063 Or maybe she's not coming on purpose 369 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,314 because she doesn't want to be here. 370 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,067 Either way, I'm sure she's not dead. 371 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,236 If ziska is breaking up with this guy, 372 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,988 it's even more important to show him a good time. 373 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,448 I mean, imagine the review: 374 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,992 "the sunset sail that cured my broken heart." 375 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,662 yeah, let's wine him, dine him and 49 him. 376 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,789 In numerology, 49 represents satisfaction. 377 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,833 Love it. One, two, three. 378 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,751 All: Sunset sail! 379 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,463 I will never tire of hearing you guys say that. 380 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,343 Whoo! Hoobastank! 381 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,304 Judy, we're through two ends, and delmer hasn't played yet. 382 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,640 -Uh-huh, yeah. -So when are you gonna put him in? 383 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,851 Maybe when the sun crashes into the moon, 384 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,227 and time folds in on itself? 385 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,312 Look, dad, I'm never putting him in. 386 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,314 -He's old and he's terrible. -Circle bit bite? 387 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,441 Hi, delmer. Thank you. 388 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,235 Judy, you have to put him in. 389 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,195 I want to win as much as the next person, 390 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,947 but not if it means hurting delmer. 391 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,576 He started this team, and he owns this rink, for god's sake. 392 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,578 Good for him. I'm not going to let some 393 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,664 dead weight octogenarian buy his way into my lineup. 394 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,000 And that's why I say this with all due respect, 395 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,418 get off my nut sack, dad! 396 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,128 Okay, hand over your whistle. 397 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,504 Wait, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry. 398 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,506 That was just a momentary lapse. I'm calm. 399 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,967 Ah, I am drinking my hot milk. 400 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,969 Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 401 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,888 (gasps): Oh, look, you're up. 402 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,598 Go get 'em, m'dad. 403 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,099 Honeybee: What about this joke? 404 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,517 "you might be an alaskan fisherman if 405 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,728 you wear your fishing waders to the opera." 406 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,771 -okay. -And here we are. 407 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,648 The lovers' lava. 408 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,108 Don't worry, the lava isn't real. 409 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,151 It's just blended strawberry daiquiri. 410 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,111 Ziska loves tiny mountains. 411 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,487 But you know what, werner? 412 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,490 Lovers' lavas aren't just for couples. 413 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,368 Lots of dudes have romantic cocktails by themselves. 414 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:16,164 Like after racquetball, or after motorcycle practice. 415 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:20,376 ♪ another turning point, a fork stuck in the road... ♪ 416 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,753 (werner sobbing) 417 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,296 ♪ round and round ♪ 418 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,757 ♪ what goes around comes around ♪ 419 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,761 ♪ I tell you why-ee, why-ee, why-ee! ♪ 420 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,346 it's the last throw of the end. 421 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,389 They've got three stones in the house. 422 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,183 Your house, dad. 423 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,602 And those stones are having a house party, making a mess, 424 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,898 playing loud music, even kissing in restricted bedrooms. 425 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,733 Not restricted bedrooms. 426 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,277 Break up that party. 427 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,656 Hard! Hard! Hard! Hard! 428 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,315 (beef shouting) 429 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,533 aww... 430 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,952 Curl-afornia. 431 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,620 -Butt biscuits! -Judy. 432 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,206 How could you waste the hammer on a biter like that? 433 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,958 You couldn't even push off the hack 434 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,167 without dumping the hammer on a perfectly pebbled sheet. 435 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,086 (gasps) that's below the belt. 436 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:07,674 And morris, you don't attempt a manitoba tuck on swingy ice. 437 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,050 I'm gonna go call my wife. 438 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,510 Did you guys forget everything I taught you? 439 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,136 It's like amateur hour out there. 440 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,763 This is an amateur league. 441 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,974 Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, amateur league. 442 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,475 You might as well be farting out your mouth. 443 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,602 It's insane how much better I am at curling 444 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,312 than all of you combined. 445 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,982 Do I have to sub myself in and salvage this turd show? 446 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,693 -Okay, fine, I will. -Judy, no. 447 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,069 You're not over 36. 448 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,029 Well, you're not over thirty suck! 449 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,364 That's it, you're fired. 450 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,950 What? What did you say to me? What? 451 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,119 Go have a seat and let us finish the game. 452 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,497 -No! Let me throw, damn it. -This way, honey. 453 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,291 Who do you think you are, beef sliders? 454 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,918 More like barf sliders! 455 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,380 Look at me. Me beef. Me push rock. 456 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:51,050 Duh... Where's the grace? Where's the finesse? 457 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,927 Have fun losing, losers. 458 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,054 I am a curling god! 459 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:55,972 Remember that. 460 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,517 I am a curling god! 461 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,645 Judy, where are you going? I'm your ride. 462 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,731 Ugh! Fine. 463 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,858 Bavarian bit bite? 464 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,609 Soak it in, my ger-man. 465 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,862 -There's beauty all around you. -(phone vibrating) 466 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,656 it is ziska. (speaking german) 467 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,232 see? Everything's gonna be fine. 468 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,911 Ziska goes to amsterdam with my brother heinrich. 469 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,289 -He is taller. -Bummer for sure. 470 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,875 But, hey, you know what cures a broken heart? 471 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,252 Staring at a beautiful sunset. 472 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,004 The lights are dimming 'cause it's time for 473 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,007 the feature presentation, and it's gonna be a doozer. 474 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,925 I mean, look at that sky. Gorgeous. 475 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,095 Oh, my god, an orca and her calf? 476 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,680 What the toast?! 477 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,390 Did you see that? 478 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,727 I'll be in the bathroom, not crying, just making poop. 479 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,187 Werner, come back, buddy. 480 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,856 You're missing a killer sunset, man. 481 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,442 Again. Damn it, this sunset sail 482 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,362 -is a total sunset fail. -Honeybee: No, it isn't. 483 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,656 Because you know who can enjoy this? 484 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,158 You can. With us. 485 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,285 I feel like I'm looking at a brochure, 486 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,871 and the brochure is all around us. 487 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,164 Pretty dope. 488 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,875 I'm leaving you guys a great review. 489 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,919 You're great. And I love you. 490 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,128 Send. 491 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,756 Round and round. Hmm. 492 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,383 What goes around comes around. 493 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,552 As you may have just witnessed, 494 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,554 there have been some personnel changes, 495 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:22,058 so as team skip, I am reordering the lineup. 496 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,643 Delmer, get in there, my friend. 497 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,604 Me? But the match is almost over, and we're down. 498 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,606 Yes, we are, delmer. And I think I speak 499 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,485 for all curlers over 36 when I say: We believe in you. 500 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,321 Let's show these californians and my daughter judy 501 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,573 what alaskan curling is all about. 502 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,284 Hell yeah. Here comes a d-slap. 503 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,955 ♪ ♪ 504 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,582 (gasps) aah...! 505 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,209 (crowd gasps) 506 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,503 belva: Oh, no. Delmer's dead! 507 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,422 Wait. Good news. He's just very, very badly hurt. 508 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,387 -How is the old codger doing? -His hip came unscrewed. 509 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,222 They have to order a part from fairbanks. 510 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,640 It should be here in about two weeks. 511 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,142 Look, dad, I'm sorry. You were right. 512 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,977 It was a bad idea to let me coach. 513 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,186 No. No, no, no. 514 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,188 Look, judy, this was my fault. 515 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,649 I'm the parent, and I made a bad parenting call. 516 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,110 I knew you couldn't handle a return to the crystal court, 517 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,528 but I was selfish. 518 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,321 I missed our special time together. 519 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,116 You're so busy now-- you have your job and your school 520 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,118 and your all-girl pan flute group. 521 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,287 -What's it called again? -The she-ter pans. 522 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,289 Right. And, well, I missed you. 523 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,082 I missed you, too, dad. 524 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,626 And, you know, I bet if just you and I curled together 525 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,796 -during off hours, maybe... -No chance in hell, honey. 526 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,464 I know, you're right. 527 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,633 -Curling turns me into a monster. -It does. 528 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,261 But I was excited to spend time with you, too, dad. 529 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,138 We really bonded over curling. 530 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,265 And it's the only hobby of mine 531 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,892 that you've shown a huge interest in. 532 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,268 Ouch, my heart. 533 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,103 Judy, I love spending time with you, 534 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,396 no matter what you do. 535 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,440 So maybe we can find a new activity 536 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,650 -we can do together. -Oh, that would be great! 537 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,861 Because I have so many new interests. 538 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,280 Like toastmastering, upcycling, food styling, european clowning, 539 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,657 non-ironic street art, urban foraging, scatting, 540 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:05,453 just to name a few. ♪ be-do-be-do-be-do-do-wah! ♪ 541 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,039 I don't understand what just happened, 542 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,416 but we will find something. 543 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,251 Judy: And then we just "improvise" 544 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,253 -a scene together. -Interesting. 545 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,672 Dad, judy, uh, this is werner. 546 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,507 He's s german tourist whose girlfriend ditched him 547 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,927 mid-vacation and took all his money. 548 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,303 (chuckles) classic ziska. 549 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,430 Anyway, he's gonna stay with us for a few days 550 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,224 while he figures out how to get home. 551 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,017 Ooh, you guys are just in time to watch 552 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,477 me and dad's first improv performance! 553 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,313 All right, uh, someone give me a suggestion. 554 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,273 (gasps) oh. Metal shoes. 555 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,734 Great. I think I heard "metal shoes." okay. 556 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:40,279 Hello. I'm interested in trying on some of your metal shoes. 557 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,323 Do you have some in a size seven? 558 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,282 No. 559 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,283 Good one, dad! 560 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,452 Great. Do you have a size six? 561 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,870 No. Go away. 562 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,872 Okay. I'll come back tomorrow. 563 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,457 And... Scene. 564 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,293 -We have a size five. -Oh, no, dad, the scene... 565 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,712 Uh, you know what? Sure. I'll try them on. 566 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,464 And scene. 567 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,341 ♪ this is the story of a snow-farin' man ♪ 568 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,927 ♪ who curled over mountains and curled over land ♪ 569 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,263 ♪ one day he and his brothers got marooned on jeezly ice ♪ 570 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,889 ♪ but he curled them all to safety ♪ 571 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,557 ♪ and his hair still looked nice ♪ 572 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,643 ♪ the world's greatest curler ♪ 573 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,687 ♪ big stan, the world's greatest man ♪ 574 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,189 ♪ when stanley curled a grizzly, he also pushed a puffin ♪ 575 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,858 ♪ curled his best gal to the altar as if it were nothin' ♪ 576 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,735 ♪ in the history of curlers, he's the top guy ♪ 577 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,529 ♪ and if you look up in the night ♪ 578 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,531 ♪ you'll see him curling in the sky ♪ 579 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,574 ♪ the world's greatest curler ♪ 580 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,326 ♪ big stan, the world's greatest man ♪ 581 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,287 ♪ big stan, the world's greatest man! ♪ 582 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,204 captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment 583 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,081 and toyota. 584 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,000 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org