1 00:00:01,857 --> 00:00:04,582 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,601 --> 00:00:06,267 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,361 --> 00:00:07,510 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,571 --> 00:00:09,845 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:09,865 --> 00:00:13,199 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:14,367 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,036 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,229 --> 00:00:17,353 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,372 --> 00:00:20,932 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,116 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,269 --> 00:00:23,785 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:23,879 --> 00:00:25,436 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,455 --> 00:00:29,340 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:33,613 --> 00:00:35,446 BEEF: In honor of the six-month anniversary 15 00:00:35,507 --> 00:00:37,873 of Wolf and Honeybee's meeting, everyone gets 16 00:00:37,976 --> 00:00:39,208 six eggs, six pancakes, 17 00:00:39,227 --> 00:00:40,876 six glasses of orange juice, 18 00:00:40,937 --> 00:00:43,805 -and six cups of coffee. -Looks great, Dad. Very normal. 19 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,958 Since Wolf and Honeybee meeting was a dream come true for them, 20 00:00:46,976 --> 00:00:50,052 maybe we should go around the table and all share our dreams. 21 00:00:50,072 --> 00:00:51,237 Well, I'm living my dreams. 22 00:00:51,389 --> 00:00:53,131 My sleep is purely for recuperating. 23 00:00:53,149 --> 00:00:55,391 I had a dream I was Eleanor Roosevelt's personal assistant 24 00:00:55,452 --> 00:00:58,636 and I just kept saying, "You go, girl!" 25 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:00,396 I dreamt that I was being chased by a bear. 26 00:01:00,457 --> 00:01:03,141 But then I was the bear, and the bear had to poop, so I did. 27 00:01:03,243 --> 00:01:04,809 And then I woke up... 28 00:01:04,869 --> 00:01:06,160 and I had. 29 00:01:06,313 --> 00:01:07,829 I dreamt that I was in a giant pool, 30 00:01:07,981 --> 00:01:09,572 but instead of water, it was filled with guacamole. 31 00:01:09,674 --> 00:01:11,574 And I was floating on a big chip. 32 00:01:11,635 --> 00:01:14,652 Baby, that's the third guacamole dream this week. 33 00:01:14,671 --> 00:01:16,429 Ooh! This is great stuff. 34 00:01:16,622 --> 00:01:19,173 Recurring guacamole dreams are exactly the kind of human color 35 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:21,584 I need for my Moose Droppings profile. 36 00:01:21,645 --> 00:01:23,586 Whenever a new resident arrives in Lone Moose, 37 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,438 I write an article about them for the school newspaper. 38 00:01:25,631 --> 00:01:27,941 Honeybee, should we retire to my office for our interview? 39 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:31,336 We're on record starting... now. 40 00:01:31,354 --> 00:01:33,095 Okay. But I don't want some puff piece. 41 00:01:33,115 --> 00:01:35,857 I don't want to sue you, but I want to want to sue you. 42 00:01:36,009 --> 00:01:37,266 Oh, no, no, no! 43 00:01:37,327 --> 00:01:39,677 I really milked the elk on this one, guys. 44 00:01:39,696 --> 00:01:41,195 What's the problem, son? 45 00:01:41,289 --> 00:01:42,956 I wanted me and Honeybee's six-month anniversary 46 00:01:43,107 --> 00:01:44,349 to be extra special. 47 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:45,867 Tonight, as you know, I've decided on 48 00:01:46,019 --> 00:01:48,277 a romantic dinner party where we can celebrate our cool, 49 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:50,813 sexy relationship-- just me, my fiancée 50 00:01:50,815 --> 00:01:52,373 and my entire family. 51 00:01:52,525 --> 00:01:54,192 And the party will be based around the movie Shrek, 52 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:57,137 which we both love and which played a big part in us meeting. 53 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:59,380 -So what's the problem? -The problem is that 54 00:01:59,532 --> 00:02:01,975 the gift I got her is just a ding-dang certificate 55 00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:03,701 for a couples massage. 56 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,146 Son, I want to feel upset and anxious for you, 57 00:02:06,339 --> 00:02:08,222 but give me something to work with here. 58 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:10,299 A gift certificate is so obvious. 59 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,727 You guys heard her talking about her guacamole dreams. 60 00:02:12,879 --> 00:02:14,303 She's friggin' obsessed. 61 00:02:14,364 --> 00:02:16,489 Oh, if I could get my hands on some avocados-- 62 00:02:16,641 --> 00:02:18,658 now, that would be a good anniversary present. 63 00:02:18,851 --> 00:02:21,235 Avocados are not gonna be easy to find in Lone Moose 64 00:02:21,329 --> 00:02:23,721 at this time of year, or in Lone Moose, period. 65 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:25,981 We don't have avocados, is my point. 66 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:27,816 Well, I got to get 'em. 67 00:02:27,836 --> 00:02:29,577 I-I don't want her to break up with me like Lara Silverblatt. 68 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,896 And everybody else I've ever dated. 69 00:02:31,915 --> 00:02:33,080 Who is Lara Silverblatt? 70 00:02:33,175 --> 00:02:34,916 Wolf's most recent ex-girlfriend. 71 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,659 She used to babysit you. 72 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,569 She was your karate teacher, Sensei Silverblatt. 73 00:02:38,630 --> 00:02:41,997 Not ringing a bell, but I have face blindness, so... 74 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:43,257 Moon, we've been over this. 75 00:02:43,351 --> 00:02:45,000 You do not have face blindness. 76 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:47,245 And even if you did, these are facts about her. 77 00:02:47,347 --> 00:02:48,855 You don't have fact blindness. 78 00:02:49,006 --> 00:02:50,690 Honeybee is the one. I-I can't lose her. 79 00:02:50,883 --> 00:02:53,434 And that's why everything today has to be perfect. 80 00:02:53,586 --> 00:02:56,029 But I can't track down avocados if I also have to make 81 00:02:56,222 --> 00:02:57,772 these goshdang Shrek decorations 82 00:02:57,924 --> 00:02:59,424 for the party tonight. 83 00:02:59,484 --> 00:03:01,592 What do you think the Tobin Party Posse is for? 84 00:03:01,611 --> 00:03:03,444 Your brother Ham, your sister Judy and I 85 00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:06,539 have been known to throw quite a soiree on a moment's notice. 86 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:09,934 But, Dad, Judy's gonna be interviewing Honeybee all day. 87 00:03:09,953 --> 00:03:12,653 Son, just because your sister has all the ideas, 88 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:16,031 buys all the materials, and then hand-makes each decoration 89 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,792 before telling us where to put 'em 90 00:03:17,944 --> 00:03:19,552 doesn't mean we can't do this without her. 91 00:03:19,745 --> 00:03:22,113 -Uh... -We shall make the Shrok decorations 92 00:03:22,173 --> 00:03:23,723 while you try to find avocados. 93 00:03:23,916 --> 00:03:26,059 Thank you, Father. Did you say Shrok? 94 00:03:26,252 --> 00:03:27,969 -I'm coming with you. -Great! 95 00:03:28,063 --> 00:03:29,470 If anybody can track an avocado 96 00:03:29,622 --> 00:03:31,305 through the Alaskan wilderness, it's you. 97 00:03:31,441 --> 00:03:33,975 I just hope your face blindness doesn't slow us down. 98 00:03:34,069 --> 00:03:36,461 Avocados don't have faces. 99 00:03:36,521 --> 00:03:38,554 Great! Let's guac and roll. 100 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:40,240 It's not every day I get to interview 101 00:03:40,408 --> 00:03:42,149 a sophisticated, big-city woman. 102 00:03:42,302 --> 00:03:44,226 I guess my first question is... 103 00:03:44,287 --> 00:03:45,820 tell me everything. 104 00:03:45,972 --> 00:03:48,806 Well, Judypie, I'm a Fresno native, as you know, 105 00:03:48,908 --> 00:03:51,084 and everything was blazin' in the Big Raisin. 106 00:03:51,277 --> 00:03:52,477 I'd just gotten my business degree 107 00:03:52,495 --> 00:03:53,978 from Fresno City College, 108 00:03:53,997 --> 00:03:55,588 and Fresno had everything a hungry, 109 00:03:55,781 --> 00:03:57,498 young entrepreneur could want-- valet parking 110 00:03:57,592 --> 00:03:59,742 at many of our mid-range restaurants and hotels, 111 00:03:59,803 --> 00:04:02,653 multiple loosely-Italian- inspired coffee shops, 112 00:04:02,672 --> 00:04:04,430 and a beautiful office supply store. 113 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:05,914 The only problem was my parent. 114 00:04:05,934 --> 00:04:07,082 (Judy gasps) 115 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:08,993 -Were they cursed? -What? No. 116 00:04:09,053 --> 00:04:11,178 They're people, not ancient artifacts. 117 00:04:11,273 --> 00:04:14,348 Right. So not... cursed. 118 00:04:14,501 --> 00:04:16,334 WOLF: Hey, Old Jody Jr. 119 00:04:16,394 --> 00:04:18,427 How's it hangin', my main man? 120 00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:20,113 I got a few things hanging currently, 121 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:22,673 so you'll have to be more... (hawks, clears throat) specific. 122 00:04:22,692 --> 00:04:25,285 Wonderful. Look, I'm wondering if you can get something for... 123 00:04:25,478 --> 00:04:26,861 -Yup. -Y-You didn't even hear what it was. 124 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:28,771 If it exists, I can get it. Name something. 125 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:30,606 -Name something? -Name something that exists, 126 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:32,700 I'll tell you if I can get it. -Uh, the master tapes 127 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,128 -from Def Leppard's Pyromania. -Yup, I can get 'em. 128 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:36,445 Might take a few days. 129 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:38,189 You could really get the master tapes 130 00:04:38,249 --> 00:04:40,358 from Def Leppard's Pyromania in a few days? 131 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:42,284 -Yup. -Okay. Well, today I just need 132 00:04:42,345 --> 00:04:44,045 some avocados for someone special. 133 00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:45,305 (whistles) Green gold? 134 00:04:45,498 --> 00:04:46,622 (chuckles) That's gonna cost you. 135 00:04:46,683 --> 00:04:47,974 Oh, of course. How much? 136 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:49,792 Uh, now, bear in mind, I don't have any money. 137 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:52,127 -Uh, got anything to trade? -Got a gift certificate 138 00:04:52,147 --> 00:04:54,539 -for a couples massage. -Meet me back here in an hour. 139 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,374 -Well, that was easy. -MOON: If you say so. 140 00:04:56,434 --> 00:04:58,876 Old Jody Jr.'s always ripping everybody off, 141 00:04:58,978 --> 00:05:01,546 because he thinks he's the only game in town, 142 00:05:01,606 --> 00:05:04,398 and that's just because he's the only game in town. 143 00:05:04,492 --> 00:05:06,326 (sighs) Everything's gonna be fine. 144 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:08,328 Hey, you want to go to Maude's All Day, 145 00:05:08,521 --> 00:05:10,571 get an ice cream sundae while we wait? 146 00:05:10,665 --> 00:05:11,906 Don't patronize me. 147 00:05:12,058 --> 00:05:13,908 And yes, I do. 148 00:05:14,002 --> 00:05:15,743 JUDY: Wow, that was a very thorough description 149 00:05:15,895 --> 00:05:17,912 of your parents' faces and bodies. 150 00:05:18,006 --> 00:05:20,247 Now, uh, take me to personality town. 151 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,491 What are they like? I mean, amazing, like you, obviously, 152 00:05:22,552 --> 00:05:24,677 of course, but what else, what else? 153 00:05:24,829 --> 00:05:26,571 -What else can you tell me? -Louis and Ruth Shaw 154 00:05:26,631 --> 00:05:28,739 are the Curtain King and Queen of Fresno. 155 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:30,516 The problem was, they wanted me to sell all that stuff, too, 156 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:32,852 but hawking curtains wasn't my calling. 157 00:05:33,003 --> 00:05:34,745 We got some beautiful denim curtains 158 00:05:34,764 --> 00:05:37,005 from the Brian Williams "Off the Record" collection today. 159 00:05:37,025 --> 00:05:38,933 Honeybee, maybe you'd like to handle the launch. 160 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:41,510 It's good practice for when you take over the store. 161 00:05:41,571 --> 00:05:43,696 I've told you, I don't want to take over the store. 162 00:05:43,889 --> 00:05:46,424 -Can't Jerry do it? -Leave him out of it. 163 00:05:46,442 --> 00:05:47,867 Guys, please don't make me take sides. 164 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:50,428 Except a side of these delicious mashed potatoes. Mmm. 165 00:05:50,446 --> 00:05:51,871 Honeybee, you're the oldest. 166 00:05:52,064 --> 00:05:54,356 Besides, Jerrybee doesn't have a business degree. 167 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:56,559 And he doesn't need one to sell blinds. 168 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:58,936 Wow. So that's all you think your mother and I do, 169 00:05:58,955 --> 00:06:00,438 "sell blinds"? 170 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,106 Dad, how many times have you told us the story 171 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:04,775 about how you moved to Fresno with $30 in your pocket 172 00:06:04,836 --> 00:06:07,035 and a bolt of "uncut velvet drapery"? 173 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:09,889 You followed your dreams. All I want is to follow mine. 174 00:06:10,082 --> 00:06:11,115 (doorbell rings) 175 00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:12,558 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 176 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,560 Let me guess: It's Calvin Prescott, 177 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:17,304 the Linoleum Prince of Fresno, pretending like he just happened 178 00:06:17,457 --> 00:06:19,065 to be in the neighborhood again, isn't it? 179 00:06:19,258 --> 00:06:20,458 It's Calvin Prescott! 180 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:22,235 The Linoleum Prince of Fresno. 181 00:06:22,386 --> 00:06:24,570 He just happened to be in the neighborhood. 182 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:27,073 Hello, Mr. Shaw. Jerry. Hey, Honeybee. 183 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:29,316 Honeybee, maybe you two should go for a drive 184 00:06:29,411 --> 00:06:31,411 so you can get to know each other better. 185 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:33,729 We've known each other since we were 12! 186 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:35,581 Fine. Come on, Calvin, 187 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:37,583 let's get this sham setup over with. 188 00:06:37,776 --> 00:06:39,644 This isn't a "sham setup," young lady. 189 00:06:39,745 --> 00:06:41,737 It's a normal, regular, very real setup. 190 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:43,906 Now, go fall in love with Calvin. 191 00:06:43,967 --> 00:06:45,908 -As promised. -Uh, uh, wai... 192 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,668 wait-wait-wait-- these are frigging pears. 193 00:06:47,762 --> 00:06:49,820 Hot damn! Big Jeff must've ripped me off. 194 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:51,822 Well, you just can't trust Big Jeff. 195 00:06:51,883 --> 00:06:54,158 But don't you worry, I'm going over there 196 00:06:54,177 --> 00:06:55,417 to give him a what for. 197 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:56,827 Good, but at the very least, 198 00:06:56,888 --> 00:06:58,679 I'm gonna need that gift certificate back. 199 00:06:58,831 --> 00:07:01,089 Would if I could, but that sucker is long gone. 200 00:07:01,151 --> 00:07:02,591 I-It's been an hour. 201 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:04,110 You already went and got a couples massage? 202 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,446 I traded it for seven cartons of printer toner. 203 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:08,263 Old Jody Jr. has still got it. 204 00:07:08,283 --> 00:07:10,616 Well, what am I supposed to do with these stupid pears?! 205 00:07:10,768 --> 00:07:14,178 Hey, when life gives you pears, make pear milk! 206 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,104 -MOON: I... -Don't. 207 00:07:16,207 --> 00:07:17,957 -told... -Moon. 208 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:19,292 -you... -Stop. 209 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:21,210 -so. -Dang it! 210 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,133 Welp, great news. The second round of ice cream sundaes 211 00:07:27,326 --> 00:07:28,876 in an hour has given me a pretty good idea. 212 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,803 What if we just make guacamole out of these pears? 213 00:07:30,996 --> 00:07:33,139 And then we say, "Yum! This guac is good." 214 00:07:33,332 --> 00:07:34,974 Hopefully, she won't notice. 215 00:07:35,143 --> 00:07:36,383 I think she'll notice. 216 00:07:36,478 --> 00:07:37,643 Yeah, she notices everything. 217 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,553 And that's what I love about her. 218 00:07:39,647 --> 00:07:42,148 Just the other day she noticed I had spaghetti all over my shirt. 219 00:07:42,341 --> 00:07:43,724 I mean, just everywhere. 220 00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:45,726 Dang it! Well, now I don't have avocados 221 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:48,154 or a gift certificate for a couples massage! 222 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:50,305 -I think I can help you. -Oh, thank you, Moon, 223 00:07:50,408 --> 00:07:53,384 but it would be weird, not to mention inappropriate, 224 00:07:53,444 --> 00:07:55,328 for you to give me and my fiancée massages. 225 00:07:55,521 --> 00:07:57,404 No, Wolf, I'm in fifth grade. 226 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:59,240 Yeah, that's kind of my point. 227 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,559 Listen: our grade's entire economy 228 00:08:01,619 --> 00:08:03,577 is a lawless barter operation. 229 00:08:03,713 --> 00:08:05,338 We need to go see my friend Henry. 230 00:08:05,507 --> 00:08:07,155 If we're making Shrek decorations, 231 00:08:07,217 --> 00:08:09,324 the Party Posse's first order of business 232 00:08:09,385 --> 00:08:11,252 is to watch some Shrek. 233 00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:13,070 -We can stream it. -Hmm, good idea. 234 00:08:13,089 --> 00:08:15,239 I'll get my waders. (chuckles) 235 00:08:15,341 --> 00:08:18,333 -Because of the stream. -Very good one, Dad. 236 00:08:18,353 --> 00:08:19,760 -Uh-oh. Is the Wi-Fi down? -Ah. Yes. 237 00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:21,854 The falcons are using the dish as a nest again. 238 00:08:22,047 --> 00:08:24,548 In 30 days, the circle of life will be complete, 239 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:26,250 and we'll have the Wi-Fi back. 240 00:08:26,269 --> 00:08:27,768 Okay. No big deal. 241 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:29,754 I saw ten minutes of Shrek at a slumber party 242 00:08:29,772 --> 00:08:31,364 eight years ago before I fell asleep, 243 00:08:31,557 --> 00:08:33,849 -so I think I got the gist. -Great. Where do we begin? 244 00:08:33,868 --> 00:08:35,684 So, the first thing you need to know 245 00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:39,688 is that Shrek is dark gray and he loves the beach. 246 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:41,356 JUDY: Wow! The view of Fresno 247 00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:43,601 at night sounds so romantic. 248 00:08:43,661 --> 00:08:45,603 Being there with Calvin was not romantic. 249 00:08:45,621 --> 00:08:47,213 We're more like brother and sister. 250 00:08:47,406 --> 00:08:49,081 A brother and sister whose parents desperately wanted them 251 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:50,624 to marry each other. 252 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:52,200 Don't get me wrong-- Calvin was a good guy. 253 00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:53,886 He just wasn't for me. For example, 254 00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:56,463 I love watching movies, and Calvin loves... 255 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:57,557 Fresno. 256 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,374 -Isn't it Fres-taking? -Mm. 257 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,802 Uh, sorry I came over tonight-- pretending to take you out 258 00:09:01,954 --> 00:09:04,471 is just easier than telling my parents how we really feel. 259 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,566 Why can't they understand that we want to build 260 00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,383 our own businesses one day, and travel. 261 00:09:08,444 --> 00:09:09,902 -Nobody puts baby in a corner. -What? 262 00:09:10,054 --> 00:09:12,146 -Dirty Dancing? -Not tonight. I'm pretty beat. 263 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,556 I mean, Fresno's great-- the Island Water Park, 264 00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:16,742 Little Sweden-- but what if I want to see big Sweden? 265 00:09:16,911 --> 00:09:19,061 What do you want out of life, Calvin? 266 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,805 I'll probably just sell linoleum and get old and die 267 00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:23,140 and be buried at Fresno Memorial Gardens. 268 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,159 My parents actually picked out a gravesite for me. 269 00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:27,253 It's already paid for, which is really nice. 270 00:09:27,404 --> 00:09:28,813 They bought the headstone, too. 271 00:09:28,914 --> 00:09:31,573 Pretty much all I have left to do is die. 272 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:34,076 You make it sound great, but I feel the need, 273 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:35,986 -the need for speed! -Okay. 274 00:09:36,047 --> 00:09:38,489 I mean, it's a Prius, but let's see what she can do. 275 00:09:38,507 --> 00:09:40,174 HONEYBEE: So, that night, 276 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:41,934 like most nights, I cheered myself up by logging on 277 00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:44,345 to the Famous Movie Quotes Online Message Board 278 00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:45,771 and that's when I met him. 279 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,832 -(gasps) Who? -Wolf. 280 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,092 Honk. Of course! I honestly forgot he was in this story. 281 00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:51,669 WOLF: Ogres are like onions. 282 00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:53,354 They have layers. 283 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:56,023 -And this ogre is named Wolf. -You had me at onions. 284 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,008 MOON: And the party's tonight. 285 00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,844 So you can see the problem. 286 00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:01,512 I told him you could help. 287 00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:04,348 Avocados are going to be tough to find in Lone Moose 288 00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:05,791 at this time of year. 289 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,943 But I can take that box of pears 290 00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:10,020 and turn it into, like, 300 baseball cards. 291 00:10:10,081 --> 00:10:13,299 -Does Honeybee like baseball cards? -I don't know, but... 292 00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:16,377 Now, each pack of baseball cards has a stick of gum in it, 293 00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:18,471 so you'd also be giving her a lot of gum. 294 00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:20,531 -That is nice, but... -MRS. TUNTLEY: I thought 295 00:10:20,549 --> 00:10:22,624 you boys might be hungry for some pizza Lunchables. 296 00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:24,644 -Thank you, Mrs. Tuntley. -Thank you, Henry's mom. 297 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,812 I put them together myself. I could not resist. 298 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:28,706 Mom! That's half the fun! 299 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,224 Don't I know it! 300 00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:32,968 I couldn't help but overhear you talking about avocados. 301 00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:34,895 Have you tried calling your Uncle Mike in Anchorage? 302 00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:36,822 He works at the Kleiman's Quality Center up there. 303 00:10:36,974 --> 00:10:38,140 You want me to give him a call? 304 00:10:38,242 --> 00:10:40,493 -Would you, Mrs. T? -I'm on it. 305 00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:42,144 Hi, Mike. Henry's adult friend 306 00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:45,406 needs to get his hands on some avocados. 307 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,725 Yeah, today. You have any money? 308 00:10:47,743 --> 00:10:50,244 Nope. I think we're looking at a barter here, Mike. 309 00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:52,838 Okay, so he's got a few, and he's willing to trade 310 00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:54,915 for a Suzuki motorcycle seat. 311 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:56,324 -Great. -He's in. 312 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:57,677 So, did you get the video I sent 313 00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,737 of that rat singing the national anthem? 314 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,422 Well, then, why didn't you call me back? 315 00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:03,240 Ugh, now we have avocados, 316 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,685 but we don't have a Suzuki motorcycle seat. 317 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:07,594 But you've got a box of pears, don't you? 318 00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:09,930 -You can do a barter chain. -Barter chain? 319 00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:12,507 See that hilarious lampshade that looks like a hula skirt? 320 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,026 I traded my way up to that lampshade 321 00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:17,179 starting with a single dead AAA battery. 322 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,605 Oh, oh, yeah, wow. 323 00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:21,367 Now, who do we know that might like pears? 324 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,610 ♪ ♪ 325 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:25,746 ♪ Wigs ♪ 326 00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,334 ♪ Bait ♪ 327 00:11:32,329 --> 00:11:34,338 ♪ Fish ♪ 328 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:37,508 ♪ Sign ♪ 329 00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:41,262 ♪ Magazines ♪ 330 00:11:42,932 --> 00:11:44,265 ♪ Chair ♪ 331 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,809 ♪ Defibrillator ♪ 332 00:11:47,979 --> 00:11:49,562 ♪ Seat, high five. ♪ 333 00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:51,379 Ooh, I can feel those ocean breezes. 334 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:55,292 It's like Shrek always says, get my ass to Kokomo. 335 00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,644 Mm. Bang-up job on that sign, son. 336 00:11:57,739 --> 00:12:01,056 And the way you arranged those chairs? Aloha. 337 00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,576 At the risk of sounding incredibly arrogant, 338 00:12:03,769 --> 00:12:05,694 I feel like we're doing a decent job. 339 00:12:05,747 --> 00:12:08,655 Oh, super dece. So, let's talk menu. 340 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,900 From what I recall, Shrek loves two things: 341 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:14,253 savory desserts and tapas. 342 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:16,071 WOLF: We did it. Barter chain. 343 00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:17,239 Who knew? 344 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,166 -I knew. -Thank you, Moon. 345 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,576 All I ask is that next time you listen to me from the beginning. 346 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:24,154 Well, you're still ten, so we'll take it on a case-by-case basis. 347 00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:26,414 Okay, now we have to get to Anchorage. 348 00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:29,326 If we take the ferry to Chiku, we can hop a bus to Talkeetna, 349 00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,328 and then we just hitchhike to, like... 350 00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:32,921 Can we do all that in three hours? 351 00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:36,183 According to the website, the next ferry comes at... 352 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,110 tomorrow morning-- Crap! 353 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,370 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 354 00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:42,615 Maybe someone on that plane has avocados. 355 00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:45,767 Or we could see if they'll take us to Anchorage. 356 00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:47,361 Oh, sure, sure. 357 00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:49,371 But if they happen to have avocados, also good. 358 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,943 Ahoy, captain. My brother and I need to take 359 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:55,944 a quick round trip to Anchorage. 360 00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:57,946 Wolf Tobin? 361 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,132 -Lara Silverblatt. -Do we know you? 362 00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:03,952 Hello, Moon. Still pretending to have face blindness, I see. 363 00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:05,212 What are you doing here? 364 00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:06,472 I-I thought you were in Moose Pass 365 00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:07,698 getting your bush pilot's license. 366 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,600 -I was. -What happened? 367 00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,294 Oh, wow. You got it? 368 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,720 Congrats. 369 00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:15,314 Well, I know this was awkward for both of us, 370 00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:17,541 but, uh, we just wanted to come say congrats. 371 00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:19,151 So, congrats and bye-bye. (laughs) 372 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,821 We need to get to Anchorage ASAP to trade 373 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:25,307 this Suzuki motorcycle seat for a box of avocados. 374 00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:27,642 Okay, I'll take you, but no backseat flying. 375 00:13:27,745 --> 00:13:29,311 Unless I die mid-flight. 376 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,904 Then you can just reach over me and take the controls. 377 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:33,223 So your brother and I got serious pretty quickly. 378 00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:34,834 As serious as two people 379 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,743 who had only communicated via an online message board 380 00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:38,896 dedicated to famous movie quotes can get. 381 00:13:38,914 --> 00:13:41,231 WOLF: Hey, sorry, I got your message pretty late last night, 382 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,176 but I agree, Multiplicity is Michael Keaton's best work. 383 00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:46,178 Those extra Keatons only sweetens. 384 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,422 HONEYBEE: I got that Swimfan DVD you sent me. 385 00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,165 If we press play at the same time, 386 00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:51,425 we could watch it together tonight. 387 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,352 WOLF: See you online at 11:00? 388 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:55,112 HONEYBEE: Okay, so in this imaginary scenario 389 00:13:55,114 --> 00:13:56,580 where we're business partners on Shark Tank, 390 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,839 let's pitch our five best business ideas 391 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,024 off the top of our heads. 392 00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:00,434 WOLF: Oh, okay. Clock Box. 393 00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:02,936 Each month we send you six clocks, 394 00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:05,105 -you pick your favorite clocks and send the rest back. -(Honeybee laughs) 395 00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:08,033 HONEYBEE: Okay, banana-flavored saltines. Bananaltines. 396 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,944 -Or Saltnanas. -(Wolf laughs) 397 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,371 I love you. 398 00:14:12,564 --> 00:14:14,206 (stammers) I mean, I love it. 399 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,524 (laughs) Dang autocorrect. 400 00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,603 A million kiss emojis isn't cool. You know what's cool? 401 00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:22,047 A billion kisses in real life. 402 00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:24,383 Do you ever think about coming to Alaska? 403 00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:27,219 ♪ Here I am in the snow with Shrek ♪ 404 00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:29,037 ♪ Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek. ♪ 405 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,538 LOUIS: Honeybee, 406 00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:32,374 get off the phone, we have customers. 407 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,451 I don't see you yelling at Jerry, and he's on his phone. 408 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,061 Wrong. I'm just pretending to look at my phone 409 00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,472 because I hate it when you guys all fight with each other, 410 00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:40,290 and I don't want to get involved. 411 00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:41,716 RUTH: Look who stopped by, 412 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:44,219 in a tuxedo. 413 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,797 (gasps) Oh, my God. Was he there to... 414 00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:47,981 Propose? Yes. 415 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,242 (gasps) Dun, dun, dun! 416 00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:51,744 What did you say? 417 00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:53,395 Calvin, we don't like each other like that. 418 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:55,581 No, I know. But I thought, I don't know, 419 00:14:55,774 --> 00:14:57,307 I mean, maybe we should just spend 420 00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,326 the rest of our lives together. 421 00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:01,311 -What's the worst that could happen? -Thank you, Calvin. 422 00:15:01,372 --> 00:15:03,255 You're very welcome. For what? 423 00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:05,073 For making me realize I have to go. 424 00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,593 Don't be ridiculous. This is your family's store. 425 00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:10,095 I-I should go. I only rented the tux for an hour anyway. 426 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:12,172 I mean I'm going to Alaska. 427 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:14,749 (gasps) Alaska? Louis, what is she talking about? 428 00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,084 She's in love with a guy from there. 429 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,844 -What?! -You pick up on a lot 430 00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,680 when you're pretending to look at your phone all the time. 431 00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,607 WOLF: Thanks for doing this 432 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,017 -on such short notice. -No problem. 433 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:28,614 So, did your fiancée ask you to get her avocados? 434 00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,282 Well, not in so many words. 435 00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,343 I mean, not in any words, but, wait-wait-wait, why? 436 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:36,180 Nothing. I-It's just, remember how you spent 437 00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:38,182 my entire birthday in line at Sam Goody 438 00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:40,350 waiting to buy us Michael Bublé tickets? 439 00:15:40,411 --> 00:15:42,277 Yeah, and goody thing I did. 440 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,129 -He's your favorite singer. -No. 441 00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:45,706 Seal is my favorite singer. 442 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,858 I put "Haven't Met You Yet" on one workout mix, 443 00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,469 and all of a sudden you had me drowning in the Bube. 444 00:15:50,662 --> 00:15:53,363 I just think sometimes you like to do these grandiose 445 00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:56,033 romantic gestures that are more about you proving something 446 00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:58,885 to yourself than what your partner actually wants. 447 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,813 Oh, man, am I messing this up? 448 00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:03,207 What if Honeybee keeps dreaming about guacamole 449 00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:04,984 because she hates it and I just didn't ask 450 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:06,376 enough follow-up questions? 451 00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:08,136 Do you think I'm making a mistake? 452 00:16:08,155 --> 00:16:10,380 I don't know. I'm ten. 453 00:16:10,441 --> 00:16:12,399 BEEF: Son, that cake looks 454 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:15,219 just like Shrek's best friend Captain Cow, 455 00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,496 as you've described him to me. 456 00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:19,832 -Thank you, Father. -And I'm not saying that we don't need 457 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,483 your sister in the Party Posse, 458 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:23,836 I'm just saying that the proof is in the pudding: 459 00:16:23,987 --> 00:16:26,913 Shrek's favorite, savory Cool Ranch pudding, 460 00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,565 -which is almost ready. -Mmm. 461 00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:31,326 It really transports me to Shrek's cabana. 462 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,086 -You guys made it. -WOLF (whispers): We've got 463 00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:34,921 the Suzuki motorcycle seat. 464 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:37,016 -You got the good stuff? -The avocados? 465 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,333 Yeah. Why are you whispering? 466 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,244 It's just a trade, of normal stuff. 467 00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:42,412 We're not-- it's not a drug deal or something bad. 468 00:16:42,514 --> 00:16:46,099 I'm gonna make my fiancée some sweet, sweet guac with these. 469 00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:49,419 Oh, what the heck? Oh, no, no, no, no, these are all bad. 470 00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:51,104 Oh. Oh, well, that's all we had. 471 00:16:51,257 --> 00:16:52,606 If you're upset, we can trade back. 472 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,758 You, uh, you can give her a motorcycle seat. 473 00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:56,109 I'm not giving my fiancée 474 00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:58,037 a detached motorcycle seat, Uncle Mike. 475 00:16:58,188 --> 00:16:59,354 She's a friggin' queen, 476 00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:01,540 not some frang dang motocross dork. 477 00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:04,192 Okay, suit yourself. Hey, maybe if you just say, 478 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:06,528 "Yum, this guac is good," 479 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,714 -she won't notice. -She'll definitely notice. -She's gonna notice. 480 00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,869 Great. So, I'll just barely make it to my anniversary party 481 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,631 in time to disappoint the love of my life. 482 00:17:17,783 --> 00:17:19,040 Hey, when we land, 483 00:17:19,101 --> 00:17:21,042 you want to get one more ice cream sundae? 484 00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:23,062 -Always cheers me up. -Thanks, Moon, 485 00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:24,730 but I don't think I can have any more dairy. 486 00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:27,641 I kind of had diarrhea at the grocery store. (sighs) 487 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,976 I wish I had some Bananaltines right now. 488 00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:32,053 Or some Saltnanas. 489 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,480 So, just like that, 490 00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:35,240 you marched out of the store, got in your car 491 00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:36,650 -and drove straight to Alaska to meet Wolf? -Yes. 492 00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:38,393 Well, sort of. I still had to go home, 493 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:41,062 pack up everything I owned and load it into my car, 494 00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:42,139 but then, yeah. 495 00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:43,749 Jerrybee, what are you doing? 496 00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:47,569 Ma, Honeybee is right. She needs to follow her own dreams. 497 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,314 Also, nobody needs to take over the store anytime soon. 498 00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:53,092 You guys are in your early 50s and in amazing shape. 499 00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:54,501 Honeybee, of course we don't want 500 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,486 to stand in the way of your dreams. 501 00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:58,505 I guess we just always thought your dreams 502 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,508 would be here with us. Please be careful. 503 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:04,010 Don't worry, Mom. I'm meeting him halfway 504 00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:05,587 at the Coffee Beanery in Vancouver 505 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,331 where Terry dies in Final Destination. 506 00:18:07,391 --> 00:18:09,274 And if he's not my Shrek, I'll come home, 507 00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:10,943 and I'll sell blackout curtains to Draculas 508 00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,170 and venetian blinds to nosy neighbors with binoculars 509 00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:15,763 -if that's what you want. -That is what I want. 510 00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:17,341 -Mom. -Sorry. 511 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:18,433 JUDY: Oh, my God. This is so romanti, 512 00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,677 I'm going to scream. Get ready. 513 00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:21,954 (screams) 514 00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:23,455 (clears throat) And then what happened? 515 00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:25,290 HONEYBEE: I drove for 17 hours straight, 516 00:18:25,442 --> 00:18:27,200 Fresno to Vancouver. 517 00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:28,368 WOLF: Did I ever tell you about the first time 518 00:18:28,462 --> 00:18:30,278 I saw Honeybee? I took the bus 519 00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,797 down to Vancouver to meet her at the Coffee Beanery 520 00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,874 where Terry dies in Final Destination. 521 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:35,525 HONEYBEE: I pulled up to the Coffee Beanery 522 00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:37,861 where Terry dies in Final Destination. 523 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,713 WOLF: I bought a scone for confidence and waited. 524 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:43,700 And then there she was. Oh, it was like... 525 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,128 JUDY: What was it like when you finally saw him? 526 00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:49,982 WOLF and HONEYBEE: Fireworks. 527 00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:52,376 It was perfect. 528 00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:55,637 I'm crying. I'm shaking. This story is alive, 529 00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:58,732 and it is alive inside of me right now through journalism. 530 00:18:58,826 --> 00:18:59,900 (knock on door) 531 00:18:59,994 --> 00:19:01,218 Ugh! Who is it? 532 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,995 We're doing journalism in here. 533 00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:06,498 Can I speak with Honeybee for a moment? In private? 534 00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,742 Here. No one will bother us in the panic room. 535 00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,411 -This is a panic room? -Yeah, it's a work in progress. 536 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:13,747 So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 537 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:15,232 (chuckles): For what, baby? 538 00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,067 I wanted to prove to you how much 539 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,344 -I love... -Hey. What's up, gang? 540 00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:21,238 Just need some Sterno canisters. 541 00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,348 Let me get through there. Thank you. 542 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,242 -You guys going to the party? -Uh, yes, Ham. 543 00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:27,519 We will see you at our anniversary party. 544 00:19:27,712 --> 00:19:30,096 Cool, cool. Yeah, I think you're gonna lo... 545 00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:31,932 Uh, okay, yeah. See you down there. 546 00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:34,751 Uh, we really need to get a lock for the panic room door. Look, 547 00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,254 you've been dreaming about guacamole so much, 548 00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,180 I wanted to make you some. So I spent 549 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,699 all day on this crazy barter chain 550 00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,684 to Anchorage and back to get you these avocados 551 00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:45,095 for our anniversary, and they suck. 552 00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:46,596 And you didn't even ask for them. 553 00:19:46,657 --> 00:19:48,598 My ex-girlfriend Lara Silverblatt was right. 554 00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:50,617 I'm always doing these grand romantic gestures 555 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,712 -that no one wants. -Wolf, babe, you need to chill. 556 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,863 Well, it's very hard to chill in the panic room. 557 00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,699 -I-It's right there in the name. -I love you. 558 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,111 You're not gonna drive me away with a box of mushy avocados. 559 00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:02,446 Things didn't work out with Lara 560 00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:04,706 because she wasn't your Fiona. I am. 561 00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:07,784 Besides, I love grand romantic gestures. 562 00:20:07,803 --> 00:20:09,803 The grander and romantic-er the better. 563 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,564 I can't believe you went to so much trouble for my gift. 564 00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:15,550 Some gift. All I got you was a box of rotten garbage. 565 00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:18,628 No. Inside these avocados are avocado pits. 566 00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,555 And do you know what happens to avocado pits 567 00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:22,390 -when you plant them? -They explode? 568 00:20:22,451 --> 00:20:24,484 They grow into avocado trees, 569 00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:27,246 which means avocados all the time. 570 00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,639 -Mwah. -You know, Lara didn't even recognize 571 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,084 any famous quotes from There Will Be Blood. 572 00:20:32,235 --> 00:20:34,811 BOTH: "I drink your milkshake. 573 00:20:34,871 --> 00:20:36,146 I drink it up." 574 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:38,999 Welcome to Shrek's Miami. 575 00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:40,408 (both giggle) 576 00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,152 Good God. 577 00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:44,337 We decorated it just like Shrek's beachside bungalow. 578 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,598 And I'm Shrek's nemesis, the Babadook. 579 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,326 (laughs, clears throat) It's beautiful. 580 00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:50,936 I would like to propose a toast. 581 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,663 Webster's dictionary defines "wolf" as a carnivorous... 582 00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,332 You put the lotion in my heart basket. 583 00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:58,426 "That'll do, pig. That'll do." 584 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,262 ♪ Billy lost his head, Terry got hit by a bus ♪ 585 00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:03,857 ♪ But our final destination turned out to be us ♪ 586 00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:06,100 ♪ I wasn't crushed by landing gear ♪ 587 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,287 ♪ But I'll always crush on you, my dear ♪ 588 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,030 ♪ Dance as we fall through ceilings ♪ 589 00:21:10,182 --> 00:21:12,032 ♪ A flagpole through your heart ♪ 590 00:21:12,184 --> 00:21:14,367 ♪ Those unlucky teens all died, but we will never part ♪ 591 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,943 ♪ Dying in a NASCAR smash would sure be such a bummer ♪ 592 00:21:15,963 --> 00:21:17,854 ♪ But when I'm with you, my dear ♪ 593 00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:19,689 ♪ I know what we did last summer ♪ 594 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,691 -♪ Wrong movie, babe ♪ -♪ Whoops ♪ 595 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,451 ♪ My organs weren't sucked out by a pool ♪ 596 00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,470 ♪ But I'll always be your fool ♪ 597 00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:27,973 ♪ 'Cause I am your Terry, and I am your bus ♪ 598 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,475 ♪ And our final destination was us. ♪ 599 00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:32,218 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 600 00:21:32,313 --> 00:21:35,063 and TOYOTA.