1 00:00:02,706 --> 00:00:04,510 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:05,979 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,045 --> 00:00:07,281 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,381 --> 00:00:10,154 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,254 --> 00:00:13,762 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:14,963 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,030 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,667 --> 00:00:17,770 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,903 --> 00:00:21,175 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,242 --> 00:00:22,712 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,249 --> 00:00:25,785 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,885 --> 00:00:29,726 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,767 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,872 ...and because Rose only played dumb 16 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,576 but was actually a manipulative snake, 17 00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:40,147 -I have to put Dorothy as my number one Golden Girl. -(snoring) 18 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,683 -Uh, Judy? -(gasps) What? 19 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,088 Falling asleep during my Golden Girls ratings chat 20 00:00:44,188 --> 00:00:45,457 is very rude. 21 00:00:45,525 --> 00:00:47,295 Oh, sorry, Alanis. I didn't mean to doze off. 22 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:49,700 But, you know, midsummer, the Alaskan sky is only dark 23 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:52,438 for a very short window and it's, like, 2:00 a.m. right now, 24 00:00:52,506 --> 00:00:54,275 so I am trying my best, okay? 25 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:57,415 And I do want to hear more of your GG rankings-- I love it-- 26 00:00:57,482 --> 00:01:00,420 but the whole reason I came out here was to talk about me, 27 00:01:00,487 --> 00:01:02,224 and, uh, the clock's a-tickin'. 28 00:01:02,324 --> 00:01:05,231 Oh, yeah. This time of the year is a little tough for you, huh? 29 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,268 Since the summer solstice thing in general is seen 30 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,740 as kind of a sacred time for mothers and daughters. 31 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,576 And all the mothers and daughters in Lone Moose 32 00:01:11,643 --> 00:01:13,581 hold that big softball tournament. 33 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:16,419 Maybe you feel a little, well, left out? 34 00:01:16,486 --> 00:01:18,625 Uh, okay, that was a lot of assuming 35 00:01:18,691 --> 00:01:19,626 for an imaginary friend. 36 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,362 And, look, maybe I do have a longing 37 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,601 to play softball with my mom and have a mother-daughter catch, 38 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,772 but, actually, that's not what I want to talk about. 39 00:01:25,839 --> 00:01:27,240 Okay. Lay it on me. 40 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:28,811 Well, you know how I've been displaying my paintings 41 00:01:28,878 --> 00:01:31,349 on the wall outside the Maude's All-Day bathrooms? 42 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:33,887 Um, I've now sold 15 paintings. 43 00:01:33,954 --> 00:01:35,825 Oh, well, hey. I'm so proud of you. 44 00:01:35,892 --> 00:01:37,194 Yeah. So I don't even care 45 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:38,631 about all the mother-daughter stuff going on 46 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:41,537 because, clearly, I'm actually thriving right now. 47 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:43,106 Well, it doesn't surprise me, Judy. 48 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,478 Heartache can lead to some really powerful art. 49 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:47,080 I never could have written "Head Over Feet" 50 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:49,018 if my ferret Devin hadn't gotten stuck 51 00:01:49,118 --> 00:01:51,590 -in that Pringles can and died. -(snoring) 52 00:01:51,657 --> 00:01:53,360 -Judy, wake up. Don't fall off the roof. -Huh? 53 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,397 (sighs) Yup. In I... 54 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:56,634 (yawns) 55 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:57,535 -...go. -Okay. 56 00:01:57,635 --> 00:01:59,739 She's... Yeah, that'll have to do. 57 00:01:59,839 --> 00:02:01,777 Look at this gorgeous beast. 58 00:02:01,877 --> 00:02:05,251 Gentlemen, we've created a Cabbage Patch full-grown adult. 59 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:06,587 It makes the Incredible Hulk 60 00:02:06,654 --> 00:02:08,557 look like an incredible pile of trash. 61 00:02:08,624 --> 00:02:10,795 This dense-leaf daddy's gonna get first place 62 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:13,935 in the Longest Day Largest Vegetable Parade for sure. 63 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,705 Yep. Just a few days to go. 64 00:02:15,771 --> 00:02:17,107 I'll stay on prune duty. 65 00:02:17,174 --> 00:02:19,145 I've already fortified the crap out of the fence. 66 00:02:19,212 --> 00:02:20,881 And, Dad, if I could borrow the generator, 67 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:23,386 I'd like to crank 2,000 volts through this thing. 68 00:02:23,486 --> 00:02:25,290 Well, Ham and I have been mostly reading 69 00:02:25,390 --> 00:02:26,627 or playing music for the cabbage, 70 00:02:26,694 --> 00:02:28,330 since studies show it can help their growth. 71 00:02:28,397 --> 00:02:31,536 But today we're taking it to the next level with some ASMR. 72 00:02:31,603 --> 00:02:33,006 (whispering): Listen to the soil. 73 00:02:33,073 --> 00:02:35,311 It mushes with the hum of life. 74 00:02:35,411 --> 00:02:36,413 BEEF: Wonderful, boys. 75 00:02:36,514 --> 00:02:38,149 Love how focused this team is. 76 00:02:38,249 --> 00:02:39,853 Hey, Dad, before we go in, 77 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,255 can I give him a little kiss? 78 00:02:41,322 --> 00:02:42,659 Absolutely, son. 79 00:02:42,759 --> 00:02:44,294 Mwah. 80 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,834 Got another painting for you, Maude. 81 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:48,403 Looks like another banger, Judy. 82 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,773 Am I using that right? 83 00:02:49,806 --> 00:02:51,209 -(chuckles): No. -Oh, well. 84 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:52,545 Hey, you gonna stop by 85 00:02:52,645 --> 00:02:54,215 the Mother-Daughter Softball Tournament today? 86 00:02:54,315 --> 00:02:56,853 Rebecca and Susannah Peterson got caught corking bats. 87 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,759 They've been banned for life, so it's anyone's game. 88 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,597 Um, no. No, I'm-I'm not. 89 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:03,868 All the mother-daughter stuff this time of year, 90 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,507 it's, um, I don't know, a little much, don't you think? 91 00:03:06,573 --> 00:03:08,176 I mean, we get it. Mothers have daughters. 92 00:03:08,243 --> 00:03:10,515 Daughters have mothers. (blows raspberry) Boring. 93 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:11,950 What I really need is to know 94 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,186 who's been buying these paintings. 95 00:03:13,286 --> 00:03:14,889 Would love to know more about my fandom. 96 00:03:14,989 --> 00:03:17,562 Actually, the same person's bought all of 'em. 97 00:03:17,696 --> 00:03:18,497 Really? Who is it? 98 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,800 Oh, I-I don't know who they are. 99 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,770 But they're always wearing a big shroud. 100 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,139 -That's kind of weird. -(Mrs. Tuntley groaning) 101 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:24,676 Are you overwhelmed by the painting? 102 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:26,914 No, I'm overwhelmed by breakfast clams. 103 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,584 Got to go. Move, move. 104 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,120 HONEYBEE: Hey, Jerry, over here. 105 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,891 Ready to enjoy some mother-daughter slo-pitch? 106 00:03:32,024 --> 00:03:34,796 Oh, hell yeah. It's good to be back in a ballpark. 107 00:03:34,863 --> 00:03:37,000 I've really missed going to watch our home team, 108 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,105 -the Fresno Footlongs. -Mm-hmm. 109 00:03:39,205 --> 00:03:40,541 And eating all the footlongs in the stands. 110 00:03:40,608 --> 00:03:41,944 I'd eat so many I'd get sick. 111 00:03:42,077 --> 00:03:43,915 Me too. And not to be gross-- 112 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,350 and I know it's not possible-- 113 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,955 but I'm pretty sure, one time, one came out intact. 114 00:03:48,022 --> 00:03:49,993 In the bun and everything. 115 00:03:50,093 --> 00:03:51,228 Couldn't help but overhear ya, 116 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:52,632 'cause I was actively eavesdropping, 117 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,135 but they don't sell hot dogs here. 118 00:03:54,202 --> 00:03:56,039 What? No footlongs? Oh, this is a nightmare. 119 00:03:56,139 --> 00:03:58,510 Oh, wait, hey, hey, if you got a little footlong money 120 00:03:58,577 --> 00:04:00,615 burning a hole in your pocket, I got a special deal 121 00:04:00,682 --> 00:04:02,652 -on something pretty fun. -Oh, yeah. 122 00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:04,756 I love those stupid giant hands. We'll take two. 123 00:04:04,856 --> 00:04:07,762 Oh, but, uh, see, you've each got two hands there. 124 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:09,732 The man has a point, HB. 125 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:10,735 WOLF: Uh-oh. 126 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:12,939 I'm getting a severe case of foam-mo, 127 00:04:13,073 --> 00:04:17,047 'cause of those absolutely rad foam fingers you guys got on. 128 00:04:17,148 --> 00:04:19,151 Oh, yeah, these things are fun as hell. 129 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,888 You can do exaggerated pointing, 130 00:04:20,988 --> 00:04:22,157 pretend to pick your nose. 131 00:04:22,258 --> 00:04:24,128 I mean, I might never take 'em off. 132 00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:25,096 Oh, really? 133 00:04:25,163 --> 00:04:26,800 Well, I might never take mine off either. 134 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,604 -Want to make it interesting? -Oh, no. 135 00:04:28,704 --> 00:04:30,675 -Now, don't turn this into that. -Into what? 136 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:32,845 When we were kids, Honeybee always made me do 137 00:04:32,945 --> 00:04:34,917 these stupid bets. And she'd always win. 138 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:37,387 Not always. You went the longest eating just pickles. 139 00:04:37,454 --> 00:04:39,826 Yeah, but I got a really bad vitamin deficiency 140 00:04:39,893 --> 00:04:42,665 and I lost my eyesight for 42 hours. 141 00:04:42,732 --> 00:04:44,434 Well, if you think bets are stupid, 142 00:04:44,536 --> 00:04:47,141 I guess you might as well just take off your foam fingers now. 143 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:49,211 No. You take off your foam fingers. 144 00:04:49,278 --> 00:04:51,517 Never. I want you to bury me with these on. 145 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,953 Sticking out the dirt like this. 146 00:04:53,019 --> 00:04:55,592 So everyone will know I'm number one at being dead. 147 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:56,593 MAUDE: Judy, wait. 148 00:04:56,626 --> 00:04:57,696 Your new painting sold. 149 00:04:57,763 --> 00:05:00,000 Right before you came in. Same fan. 150 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,570 Maude, is there anything else 151 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,006 you can tell me about this person? 152 00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:05,110 Well, I think it's a woman. 153 00:05:05,176 --> 00:05:06,446 And when she paid, I did see 154 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,851 she had the letters RBG tattooed on her wrist. 155 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:10,822 Hmm. Could be for Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 156 00:05:10,889 --> 00:05:12,726 Could be for Rhonda "Balloons" Grundelman, 157 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:14,261 owner of the balloon store in Death Cliff. 158 00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,399 I mean, both iconoclasts in their own way. 159 00:05:16,465 --> 00:05:18,604 Oh, and her car had a bumper sticker that said 160 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:21,442 "If you don't like how I'm driving, check your sexism." 161 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:24,081 (gasps) A feminist who loves my paintings? 162 00:05:24,148 --> 00:05:27,321 (sighs) I'm going to find you, sweet soul sister. 163 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:29,960 Uh, so, do you want your 15 bucks or... 164 00:05:30,026 --> 00:05:32,397 Oh. Yes. But I am also gonna 165 00:05:32,497 --> 00:05:36,005 stare wistfully out the window just a bit more. (sighs) 166 00:05:40,046 --> 00:05:41,550 So you're gonna stalk and follow this mystery buyer woman? 167 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,453 Judy, I never want to limit your creative ideas, 168 00:05:43,521 --> 00:05:46,259 but in this instance, I actually very much... 169 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:48,062 -do? -I've got to meet her. 170 00:05:48,129 --> 00:05:49,364 I mean, it's nice to think 171 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:51,102 that an adult lady thinks my paintings are good. 172 00:05:51,136 --> 00:05:53,808 The only time my actual mom showed any interest in my art 173 00:05:53,908 --> 00:05:55,778 was when she made me doodle on her bar bills 174 00:05:55,878 --> 00:05:57,214 so the waiters would think it was cute 175 00:05:57,248 --> 00:05:58,450 when she left without paying. 176 00:05:58,518 --> 00:06:00,053 And you're sure this isn't just about 177 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:02,792 the summer solstice mother-daughter softball thing? 178 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:04,796 (scoffs) Alanis, I don't even have time 179 00:06:04,863 --> 00:06:06,198 to think about something like having 180 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,835 a classic mother-daughter catch anymore. 181 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,606 I'm too busy blowing the damn minds 182 00:06:09,672 --> 00:06:10,942 of the Lone Moose art world. 183 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:12,344 -Okay, I just... -All right. 184 00:06:12,411 --> 00:06:14,415 Sweet dreams, Alanis. Got to get some sleep. 185 00:06:14,516 --> 00:06:16,786 Big stakeout tomorrow. 186 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:17,822 Hey, Dad, 187 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,224 can you give me a ride to Maude's? 188 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:19,892 No can do, Judy. 189 00:06:19,992 --> 00:06:21,730 It's the cabbage's bath time. 190 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:22,899 (sighs) O-kay. 191 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:25,671 I guess I'll go see if Ham or Wolf can take me. 192 00:06:25,738 --> 00:06:26,506 Wolf? Ham? 193 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:28,009 Where are you? Uh... 194 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:29,478 Aah! I've been shot. 195 00:06:29,545 --> 00:06:31,850 (high-pitched): Oh, no. My husband, Abraham Lincoln. 196 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,021 Guys, can either of you give me a ride to town? 197 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:35,792 Judy, please. Don't interrupt. 198 00:06:35,859 --> 00:06:37,629 We're rehearsing our historical pageant 199 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:39,031 to present to the cabbage. 200 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,535 (groans) Is Honeybee around? 201 00:06:40,635 --> 00:06:42,003 Oh, no, she took Jerry bowling. 202 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:44,943 Thinks that'll make him take his foam fingers off. 203 00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:46,880 Aah! Aah! Oh, my God! 204 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:49,184 Fine. I'll just get Lone Moose's Lone Uber 205 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:50,654 since everybody's too busy for me. 206 00:06:50,721 --> 00:06:52,090 Ugh, read the room, Judy. 207 00:06:52,223 --> 00:06:54,394 You're in a crowded theater and I've just been shot. 208 00:06:54,461 --> 00:06:56,198 JUDY: All right, Maude, I just got 209 00:06:56,265 --> 00:06:57,668 to meet this mystery buyer woman 210 00:06:57,702 --> 00:06:58,937 who's been buying all my paintings. 211 00:06:59,071 --> 00:07:00,875 So I'm just gonna sit right here and wait 212 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,946 until she shows up again so I don't miss her. 213 00:07:03,046 --> 00:07:05,317 -You just missed her. -(gasps) Oh, no1 214 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:08,791 Oh, crap. Kyle, I need your scooter, quick. 215 00:07:08,891 --> 00:07:10,327 What's mine is yours, Jude Dude. 216 00:07:10,394 --> 00:07:12,064 Bring her back with a full tank of gas. 217 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,067 -It's electric. -You heard me. 218 00:07:18,678 --> 00:07:19,278 Wow. 219 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:21,048 Looks like she's an artist, too. 220 00:07:21,148 --> 00:07:22,819 -Wa-wa-wee-wa. -Hello there. 221 00:07:22,886 --> 00:07:25,057 (exclaims) Oh. Sorry. I'm just doing a routine, 222 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:28,463 uh, peek-in-into-your-home home inspection. 223 00:07:28,597 --> 00:07:30,100 And it's completely normal stuff. 224 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,037 And, by the way, yours looks great. Sorry, I'm lying. 225 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:35,545 I am not a peek-into-your-home home inspector. 226 00:07:35,611 --> 00:07:37,347 Um, I'm actually the person who painted 227 00:07:37,414 --> 00:07:38,784 all of those paintings you've been buying. 228 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,487 Please don't call 911 because you found 229 00:07:40,588 --> 00:07:42,692 a weird girl-lady looking into your house. 230 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,863 What? Call 911? No way. 231 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,700 You're the painter. I'm Sherry. 232 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:47,868 Probably your biggest fan. 233 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:49,572 -(chuckles) -Oh, uh, thank you. 234 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:52,411 I just had to meet the person who's attached to the eyes 235 00:07:52,477 --> 00:07:53,714 that really like my art. 236 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,718 Well, I'm so glad you found me. 237 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,456 Your art-- it-it speaks to me. 238 00:07:58,524 --> 00:08:00,227 No, no, it screams to me. 239 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:03,934 -Really? -Yeah, I was just scrolling through my social media one day, 240 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,005 and I was like, "Hold the phone, chicken bone, 241 00:08:06,105 --> 00:08:07,575 this would look amazing in my living room." 242 00:08:07,642 --> 00:08:10,413 So I bought the painting, and it did look amazing, 243 00:08:10,514 --> 00:08:11,550 so I bought another one. 244 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,419 No, I did! I swear, I did! 245 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,956 Well, they do look great in there. 246 00:08:15,023 --> 00:08:17,093 You seem like a really insightful young lady 247 00:08:17,193 --> 00:08:18,096 to me, Judy. 248 00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:19,198 Oh, wow. Thank you. 249 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,735 I do follow the Artist's Way. 250 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,004 Well, I bought the book. 251 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:23,005 I'm gonna buy the book. 252 00:08:23,139 --> 00:08:24,775 Oh, you'll have to let me borrow that one. 253 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:27,648 You know, Judy, I think we were destined to meet here today. 254 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:31,155 And I think we're destined to have lunch together tomorrow. 255 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:34,763 You, me, that new high tea place in the mall, the Gentle Teabag? 256 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,465 What do you say? I'm buyin'. 257 00:08:36,533 --> 00:08:37,736 Yeah. Wow. Yes. 258 00:08:37,836 --> 00:08:39,272 That sounds fun. Thanks, Sherry. 259 00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:40,508 Oh, yay. Girls' lunch! 260 00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:41,475 Okay, so here's my card, 261 00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,914 just in case anything comes up before tomorrow. 262 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:44,716 It's got my number 263 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,152 and, oh, and my blog. 264 00:08:46,218 --> 00:08:47,420 But, ew, it's so stupid. 265 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:48,624 Don't read it. (laughing) 266 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:50,393 MotherGoddessMayI.com. 267 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,164 Mother Goddess-- is that you? 268 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:53,433 Oh, yeah. It's just this thing 269 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,836 some of my close friends call me. 270 00:08:54,903 --> 00:08:56,372 You know, like an inside joke or whatever. 271 00:08:56,506 --> 00:08:58,075 I can't even remember how it started anymore. 272 00:08:58,209 --> 00:08:59,980 But I already committed to the domain name, 273 00:09:00,047 --> 00:09:02,251 -so, you know, here we are. (chuckles) -(chuckles) I get that. 274 00:09:02,351 --> 00:09:04,956 It's like when I committed to the surfer look in fifth grade. 275 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:07,260 I put zinc on my nose and called everybody "brah." 276 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,534 (laughs) Yeah. It feels like we really do get each other, 277 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:12,973 -don't we, Judy? -I really think we do, Sherry. 278 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:15,376 Oh, come on. You can call me Mother Goddess. 279 00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:17,715 -Oh, uh, oh... -Joking. Joking. 280 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,153 Okay, see you tomorrow, my favorite artist in the world. 281 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,224 -(chuckles) -See you tomorrow, too, my favorite... 282 00:09:22,324 --> 00:09:25,397 my favorite person who buys my art in the world. 283 00:09:25,463 --> 00:09:26,699 (sighs) 284 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:31,843 You guys will not believe what happened to me today. 285 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:33,078 (giggles) Look at this one. 286 00:09:33,179 --> 00:09:35,149 I swear to God, our cabbage is smiling. 287 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:36,520 Dad, text that one to me. 288 00:09:36,587 --> 00:09:37,656 Are those biceps? 289 00:09:37,722 --> 00:09:38,891 Is it weird that I think 290 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,493 he could rescue me from a burning building? 291 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:42,865 So I guess no one wants to hear what I was gonna say, uh... 292 00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:44,401 BEEF: My pruning's really paying off. 293 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:46,138 -He's my pride and joy. -WOLF: Ham and I 294 00:09:46,204 --> 00:09:48,175 sat down and watched Garden State with him today. 295 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:50,881 (scoffs) It was incredible. We all wept. 296 00:09:51,014 --> 00:09:53,219 Wow, you guys are acting fully bonkers. 297 00:09:53,286 --> 00:09:55,658 Honeybee, you can probably take those off. Jerry's not here. 298 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,094 You only think he's not here. 299 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,731 I guarantee you he's hiding somewhere in this house, 300 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,702 trying to catch me removing them so he can win. 301 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,770 I'm sure he's not here. 302 00:10:01,904 --> 00:10:03,006 -(Jerry sneezes) -(yelps) 303 00:10:03,073 --> 00:10:04,007 Bless you, Jerry. 304 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,009 Thank you, sis. 305 00:10:05,076 --> 00:10:06,078 (singsongy): But I'm still gonna win. 306 00:10:06,145 --> 00:10:07,113 Curse you, sis. 307 00:10:07,213 --> 00:10:08,751 Okay, well, I'm gonna go eat in my room 308 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,487 and paint another painting for Sherry, I guess, 309 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:12,992 since she's the only person who seems to give a crap about me. 310 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,194 Bye, Judy. 311 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:17,201 And how are we enjoying our corgis in a blanket? 312 00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:19,906 BOTH: Royally. (laughing) 313 00:10:20,006 --> 00:10:22,779 Judy, this new painting-- it's breathtaking. 314 00:10:22,846 --> 00:10:24,549 Your parents must be so proud. 315 00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:27,387 Um, it's actually just "parent," singular. 316 00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:28,791 Just my dad. Who's great. 317 00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:31,930 But his usual compliment of "Another fine piece by Jude" 318 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,268 can only carry my self-esteem so far. 319 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:36,573 Hmm. Tell me more about this figure in the stars. 320 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,376 It's in so many of your paintings. 321 00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,146 She seems almost maternal? 322 00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:42,417 Oh, well, I hope this doesn't sound crazy. 323 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:46,893 I kind of see someone in the Northern Lights sometimes, 324 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,897 and I tell her my secrets. 325 00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:50,801 That doesn't sound crazy at all. 326 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,509 I also talk to... well, I like to call them Sky Beings. 327 00:10:54,643 --> 00:10:55,477 Really? You do? 328 00:10:55,578 --> 00:10:57,682 Oh, yeah. I've had incredible conversations 329 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,153 with historymakers all across the cosmos. 330 00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:02,825 Albert Einstein, Serena Williams, Dennis the Menace. 331 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:05,798 It's kind of the basis of this spiritual stuff I'm into. 332 00:11:05,864 --> 00:11:06,900 Now tell me about the boat. 333 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,269 Oh, that's my family's boat. 334 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:09,506 Your family has a boat? 335 00:11:09,573 --> 00:11:11,175 Well, I'd love to see it. (chuckles) 336 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,445 Hey, maybe you can take me for a tour sometime. 337 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,716 Hey, well, we could even go tonight. 338 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:16,451 It'd be so much fun to do something together 339 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,056 on the Transversal. (chuckles) 340 00:11:18,122 --> 00:11:20,159 -The what? -Oh, sorry. Just a fancy term 341 00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,230 for the longest day of the year. Also, I'm sure 342 00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:24,168 it's too short notice to go tonight. So, you know what, 343 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:26,372 -just forget it. -No, no, I don't want to forget it. 344 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:27,407 I'll check with my dad. 345 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:29,244 Well, if you insist. (laughs) 346 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:31,415 Ooh, they've got free mints by the register. 347 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:32,785 Let me go load up my purse. 348 00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:34,656 Excuse me, could I get a box for my leftovers? 349 00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:36,225 My brother Moon's not going to believe 350 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,262 they make whole sandwiches only out of cucumbers. 351 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:41,435 Sure thing. Hey, uh, are you in that lady's cult? 352 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,206 What? I don't think she has a cult. 353 00:11:43,339 --> 00:11:46,145 Oh, no, she does. My cousin Perry was in it for a month 354 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:47,247 while he was unemployed. 355 00:11:47,314 --> 00:11:49,451 He only got out when he moved to Wyoming 356 00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:50,654 to join a different cult. 357 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,491 Anyway, I'll go box these up for you. 358 00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:54,128 All right. Well, toodle-oo, Jud-a-loo. 359 00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:55,764 Hey, let me know about that boat, okay? 360 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,502 It'd be great to continue our friendship 361 00:11:57,569 --> 00:11:59,105 -in the next realm. -Uh, sorry, what? 362 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:01,075 -(quietly): Cult. -Oh, I almost forgot. 363 00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:02,377 I made you a little something. 364 00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:03,479 It's your moonstone, 365 00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:04,816 your birthstone, your sunstone, 366 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,720 and just a little stone I found in the dirt 367 00:12:06,853 --> 00:12:08,389 outside my trailer that I thought looked neat. 368 00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:10,327 -Here, catch! -(chuckling) 369 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,197 -You catch. -(laughs) 370 00:12:12,263 --> 00:12:14,334 Uh, what? I-I made this for you. 371 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,506 -Thanks. Love it. -What? What are we doing? 372 00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:17,975 (chuckles weakly) Oh, you're so fun. 373 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,946 Here just keep it, Judy. All right, I'll see you later. 374 00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:22,317 Mother-daughter catch. 375 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:23,787 Hey, Dad, before we all head 376 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:26,258 to the Largest Vegetable Parade, could I, um, 377 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,462 -could I talk to you for a sec? -Give me a minute, Judy. 378 00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:31,369 Moon's insisting he ride in the trailer with the cabbage, 379 00:12:31,469 --> 00:12:32,470 which is ridiculous 380 00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:34,007 because I need to sit back here. 381 00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:36,144 Okay, Dad, I'll just ask you my question in the car. 382 00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,182 Gonna go grab my sunglasses, BRB. 383 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,753 I said it once, I'll say it again: 384 00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:41,154 he belongs on my lap. 385 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:42,858 No one is riding with the cabbage. 386 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,227 He needs to meditate. 387 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,033 Ugh, guys we're gonna be late. Let's just go. 388 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,672 Please put on the mixtape we made for the cabbage, Dad. 389 00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:51,676 It's all Huey Lewis, and he likes it loud. 390 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:55,483 ♪ I used to be a renegade... ♪ 391 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,320 Hey! Hey, come back! 392 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:58,691 Uh, okay, uh, 393 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,928 seems like my family left without me. I guess 394 00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:03,132 I don't have to ask permission to show Sherry the boat 395 00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:05,036 because no one asked me for my permission 396 00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:09,546 to adopt a cabbage and worship the ground it-it... cabbages on! 397 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:13,452 "Hey, Sherry, I'm a-boat to make you very happy. 398 00:13:13,553 --> 00:13:15,356 We are on for that tour." 399 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:18,129 Cover his eyes. He's gonna get psyched out. 400 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:19,264 He's shaking. 401 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,433 Well, if Moon hadn't been so overprotective. 402 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,370 Sorry I give a damn. 403 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:25,276 PEPPERS (on P.A.): Greetings, Lone Moose vegetable lovers. The parade 404 00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:27,214 to the judging tent will begin shortly. 405 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,886 And remember, I am the only judge. 406 00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:32,090 No checks or balances today. 407 00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:33,960 Oh, look it's starting. Sunrise, sunset, 408 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,298 et cetera, et cetera. Let's all get along, here we go. 409 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:38,837 Hey, Sherry. You, uh, y-you brought some friends? 410 00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:40,273 Oh, these are just two of my buddies 411 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,110 from my spiritual group, Corey and Maria. 412 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:44,716 -What is up? -It's amazing to meet you. 413 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,185 And don't get freaked out by the shrouds. 414 00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:47,688 I mostly wear it because it has a lot of pockets 415 00:13:47,755 --> 00:13:50,293 -to hold all my Beanie Babies. -We have a thing later, 416 00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:51,996 so I just thought they could tag along. 417 00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:53,366 Oh, uh, sure, I guess. 418 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,802 Yeah. Um, I'll just give you a quick tour. 419 00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,074 Welcome aboard The Mighty Kathleen. 420 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,677 Uh, FYI, I'm gonna skip the bathroom 421 00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:59,979 because you can never truly clean 422 00:14:00,112 --> 00:14:01,315 a 30-year-old toilet. 423 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,586 And here's the dent from where I knocked out 424 00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:05,023 two of my baby teeth and then later 425 00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:07,227 two of my adult teeth, and this is the wheel I use 426 00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:08,663 to steer when it's my turn to drive. 427 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,667 -You steer this big boat? -Uh-huh. 428 00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:12,872 You truly are an amazement, Judy. 429 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,876 You just have to take us out on the water. 430 00:14:14,976 --> 00:14:16,780 Well, I shouldn't without asking my dad, 431 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,182 even though he'd probably just ignore me 432 00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:19,519 and say something about the cabbage. 433 00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:20,888 So, you know what? 434 00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:23,092 Yeah. Let's do it. Just a quick little jaunt. 435 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:24,494 Do you mind if I take my Beanie Babies 436 00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:26,165 out of my pockets so they can watch us sail? 437 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,436 Um, yeah. Sure, that's fine. 438 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:30,608 Did you hear that, guys? She said it's cool. 439 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:31,943 SHERRY: Well, this is it. 440 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:34,481 The mother goddess is out on the salvation vessel 441 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,753 -with the daughter of the prophecy... -Uh, uh, who? 442 00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:39,191 and we're headed to the Transversal Vertex. 443 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,095 Uh, what are you talking about? 444 00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:42,765 Oh, sorry, the Transversal is simply 445 00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:44,234 the door through which we can all depart 446 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,737 the earthly plane for the multi-realm. 447 00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:48,710 Yeah, me and the babies just got to get to the next realm. 448 00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,112 She looks really confused for being 449 00:14:50,179 --> 00:14:52,316 the daughter of the prophecy, Mother Goddess. 450 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:54,856 All of this is on my blog, Judy. I assumed you read it. 451 00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,827 Did you... did you not read it? 452 00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,597 Uh, no. No one reads anyone's blog, Sherry. 453 00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,865 It's not the '90s. 454 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,335 Well, uh, let me give you the headlines. 455 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:03,139 This earth will be dissolving this very evening 456 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,210 and the lucky few who are on this boat 457 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:07,046 will be departing for the next realm. 458 00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:08,917 Oh. And speaking of departing, 459 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:09,786 I'm just gonna use 460 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,556 the little mother goddess' room real quick. 461 00:15:11,622 --> 00:15:14,160 Hey, Corey, Maria, can you keep an eye on her? 462 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,531 (singsongy): She's my favorite. 463 00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:17,099 Oh, no. Cult. 464 00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:23,780 I'm so excited to vibrate into the next realm with you, Julie. 465 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,083 Yeah. Same. 466 00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:27,420 This realm is... huh, whatever. 467 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,458 Yep. And it's happening just in time. 468 00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:31,428 I'm in so much debt from buying Pelotons. 469 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,198 I have so many. I can't sit, stand 470 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,004 or lie down in my home, which is also being repossessed. 471 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,309 And I've been collecting all the Beanie Babies ever made 472 00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:40,781 and I'm only missing Large Wallace and his squad 473 00:15:40,848 --> 00:15:42,483 and I can't find them anywhere. 474 00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:43,720 But Sherry told me there's 475 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,089 a mint-condition set waiting for me 476 00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,358 -in the next realm. -Oh. 477 00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:48,897 Uh, and to, uh, get to the next realm, 478 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:50,032 you have to, uh... 479 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:52,638 Oh, don't worry. It'll just seem like we're dying. 480 00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:53,907 Oh, perfect, great, great. 481 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:55,911 Well, well, this was fun, wasn't it? 482 00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,413 But I'm just gonna turn the boat around now 483 00:15:57,514 --> 00:15:59,484 -and, uh, head back. -SHERRY: Hey. 484 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,954 -Aah! -Uh-uh-uh. 485 00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:01,957 No turning back now. 486 00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:03,326 -Oh, God. -Catch her! -Hey! 487 00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:04,829 Sit on her! Maria, sit on her! 488 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,533 Footlongs! Get your footlongs! 489 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,771 Oh, boy. They actually have footlongs tonight. 490 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,439 Over here. We'll take two. 491 00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:12,678 -Just let me, uh... Dang it. -Wait, 492 00:16:12,778 --> 00:16:14,014 maybe I can get my wallet. 493 00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:15,551 -(mumbling) -You guys gonna pay or what? 494 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:18,222 Are we really gonna miss out on footlongs? 495 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,726 -They're our favorite. -I know. 496 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:22,531 -Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Jerry? -On three? 497 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,334 BOTH: One, two, three. 498 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,038 -Aw, what the hell? -Ha! 499 00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:28,342 Honeybee Shaw, stupid bet champion of the world! 500 00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:30,446 -Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm! -Did I do it right? That what you needed? 501 00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:31,549 You hired this guy? 502 00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:34,354 -Hell, yeah, I hired him. -Well played, sis. 503 00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:35,925 At least tell me the footlongs are real. 504 00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:37,962 Of course they're real. I'm not a monster. 505 00:16:38,029 --> 00:16:39,632 Now I can finally check my phone. 506 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,800 It's been days. 507 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,738 Hang on. What the... Oh, no, Judy! 508 00:16:42,838 --> 00:16:44,909 You're up, bud. Remember, 509 00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:45,844 just have fun out there. 510 00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:48,148 But also holster your best stuff for the judging. 511 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,153 When we pass Mayor Peppers I don't just want him 512 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,758 to see you're the best, I want him to feel it. 513 00:16:52,858 --> 00:16:54,562 I want him to know it! 514 00:16:54,628 --> 00:16:55,831 Guys, Judy's in trouble. 515 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,202 -Beef, can you track the boat? -I can on Londra's radar. 516 00:16:58,269 --> 00:16:59,905 -What's happening? -I'll tell you on the way. 517 00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:00,841 Let's go. 518 00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:02,443 But we have to be present with our vegetable 519 00:17:02,544 --> 00:17:04,281 during the judging or we're disqualified. 520 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:05,784 Moon, no. The large vegetable 521 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,222 I care about the most is your sister Judy. Let's go! 522 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,792 Hey, uh, Santiago, you want 523 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:11,295 a soon-to-be prize-winning cabbage? 524 00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:12,698 We got to go save our sis. 525 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:15,771 My own cabbage? This is the best day of my life. 526 00:17:15,871 --> 00:17:17,007 JUDY: You are, like, 527 00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:19,011 surprisingly good at sitting on people. 528 00:17:19,111 --> 00:17:20,747 -(grunting) -So, here's Billionaire the Bear. 529 00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:23,453 This is Biscuit, from Biscuit and the Gravy Dogs, obviously. 530 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,324 -And of course, you probably know my extremely limited -Yeah. 531 00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:28,496 beanie adult, Chef Jo ël Robuchon 532 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:30,232 -of the Four Seasons New York. -Okay. 533 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,472 Hey, Sherry, I really don't want to go to the other realm. 534 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,078 Nonsense, Judy. I've got something very special 535 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:38,315 waiting just for you beyond the Transversal. 536 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:39,752 Something you really want. 537 00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,355 Nope. That's okay. I don't think there's anything 538 00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:43,793 -I want that bad. -Oh, please, Judy, 539 00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:46,331 it's so obvious you're desperately in need of a mother. 540 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,402 Someone who will do anything for you, 541 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:49,738 and you'll do anything for her. 542 00:17:49,838 --> 00:17:51,809 It's practically bursting out of your paintings. 543 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:53,546 I can be your mother goddess. 544 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:55,917 And our passage to the next realm will cement you 545 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,055 as my eternal daughter of the prophecy. 546 00:17:58,155 --> 00:17:59,490 Aw, that's so sweet. 547 00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:02,063 What? That's not sweet. That is crazy. 548 00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,198 You took advantage of me. 549 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,236 You tricked me with praise and bracelets. 550 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,706 Are you even an RBG fan? 551 00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:09,712 Yes. Red, blue, green-- my favorite colors, in order. 552 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:13,486 And that's not a bracelet, Judy. That's a planar shift passport. 553 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:15,356 It guarantees your entry to the next realm. 554 00:18:15,423 --> 00:18:17,795 And I'm wearing this crown because it will alert 555 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,132 the dimensional gate guards to my high stature, 556 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:23,674 which, again, Judy, you'd know all about 557 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,909 if you'd just read my blog! 558 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:26,613 Okay, I am realizing Alanis was right, 559 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,182 and I was looking for a mother figure 560 00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:30,219 because this time of year blows for me, but... 561 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,589 but you're not it. 562 00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,359 A real mother-daughter relationship isn't about 563 00:18:33,426 --> 00:18:34,795 doing anything for each other. 564 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:36,899 I didn't want to doodle on my mom's bar tabs. 565 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,402 I wanted her to pay for her drinks. 566 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,774 And also stop drinking, but that's a separate issue. 567 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:44,281 Wow, you need my maternal energy so bad right now, it's insane. 568 00:18:44,347 --> 00:18:45,884 No, Sherry, you know what? You're right. 569 00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:48,488 I don't have a mom in my life, but I do have a family, 570 00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:50,126 and they are gonna be real mad at me 571 00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:52,932 if I bite it out here with you delusional freaks. 572 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,436 (grunting) I don't need you. 573 00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,107 You didn't even get my art! 574 00:18:57,174 --> 00:18:59,444 It's about inequality in rural areas! 575 00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:02,083 Aah! No! Chef Jo ël Robuchon Bear! 576 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:05,591 (gasps) Judy, look. It's the Transversal. 577 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,728 Here we go! 578 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:11,035 It's just an iceberg, you looney tune. 579 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:13,305 -(grunting) -No, no, no! 580 00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:15,777 SHERRY: No! 581 00:19:15,877 --> 00:19:17,013 You ruined everything! 582 00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:18,916 Oh, no. Did we miss the salvation? 583 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,788 Uh, no. Uh, the veil between worlds 584 00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,022 is still super thin. 585 00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:23,726 Let's just, uh... jump in the ocean. 586 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,463 No. The water is still very cold in the summer. 587 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,536 You will die and there won't be any Beanie Babies at all. 588 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:29,872 What? That can't be right. 589 00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:31,274 Don't talk to my followers, Judy. 590 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,513 -You are not my daughter. -Ha. You bet I'm not. 591 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,784 And Sherry, I'll talk to whoever I want. 592 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,386 (sirens wailing) 593 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:41,663 (exhales) 594 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:45,303 Judy, I'm sorry we all got so caught up 595 00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:46,806 in the giant vegetable. 596 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,209 Thanks, Dad. I'm okay. 597 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:50,246 But I am sorry I took a cult out on our boat. 598 00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:52,450 And I kind of didn't want to say anything 599 00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:53,886 because I don't ever want you to think 600 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:56,625 that you're not enough, but I guess I have been 601 00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:58,763 sort of lonely for a mother lately. 602 00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,901 But then, when Sherry almost slammed me 603 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:02,303 into an iceberg, I was thinking 604 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:05,476 there are lots of ladies in my life who care about me. 605 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:06,946 Like Kyle, who lent me her scooter. 606 00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:08,516 And Alyson, who encourages my art. 607 00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:11,488 And Maude, who let me hang my paintings at her restaurant. 608 00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:13,660 And don't forget about me, Judy. You wouldn't even know 609 00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:16,331 who Countess Luann de Lesseps was without my guidance. 610 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:19,170 True. It's kind of like I don't just have one regular mom, 611 00:20:19,237 --> 00:20:20,841 I've got some kind of Franken-mom, 612 00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:23,011 and she's made up of parts of different people 613 00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:24,147 spread all over town. 614 00:20:24,247 --> 00:20:26,218 An arm over here, a leg over here, 615 00:20:26,285 --> 00:20:29,424 a heart at the, the, um, the gazebo... 616 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,662 Oh, and when you guys aren't obsessed with a stupid, 617 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,498 giant vegetable, you're pretty okay, too. 618 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,570 Sorry. We got kind of carried away. 619 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,539 But I mean, 620 00:20:36,639 --> 00:20:37,941 -did you see the cabbage? -Moon. 621 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:40,580 Our lovable leafy lad didn't even end up winning? 622 00:20:40,647 --> 00:20:43,419 Ugh. The cabbage lost to the Tuntley's tomato. 623 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,693 -Oh, (bleep). -Screw you, Judy! 624 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,161 Your paintings aren't even that good! 625 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:51,268 Not true. I saw her latest work. It was, in fact, 626 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,808 -another fine piece by Jude. -Thanks, Dad. 627 00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:02,323 ♪ He's the hero of the garden ♪ 628 00:21:02,423 --> 00:21:04,060 ♪ His biceps are big and hard ♪ 629 00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:06,165 ♪ And he'll leave the villains black and blue ♪ 630 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,834 ♪ He's a hell of a lover ♪ 631 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,404 ♪ Catches creeps while undercover ♪ 632 00:21:09,505 --> 00:21:12,243 ♪ He's a cabbage, through and through ♪ 633 00:21:12,309 --> 00:21:14,948 ♪ High in vitamin C and vitamin K ♪ 634 00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:17,320 ♪ This mother-sprouting cabbage will save the day ♪ 635 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:18,656 ♪ Save the day ♪ 636 00:21:18,723 --> 00:21:19,926 ♪ Crunchy and delicious ♪ 637 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,195 ♪ Strong and true ♪ 638 00:21:21,261 --> 00:21:24,100 ♪ He was grown to rescue you ♪ 639 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,302 ♪ When the bad guys arrive ♪ 640 00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:26,939 ♪ He'll make them not alive ♪ 641 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:29,443 ♪ He's a cabbage, through and through ♪ 642 00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:31,749 ♪ He's a cabbage, through and through ♪ 643 00:21:31,815 --> 00:21:32,951 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 644 00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:34,621 and TOYOTA. 645 00:21:34,688 --> 00:21:35,798 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org