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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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[cheering]
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[dramatic music]
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Diondra Tundra coming
to you live
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from Lone Moose's
Fat Bear Week headquarters.
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We're halfway through the week,
and local favorites
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Bearon Stone, Harry Smiles,
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and Mangela Likes-Berries
are going strong
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as they try to topple
our champ of champs,
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-The Kid.
-[growls]
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The Kid! That's my guy.
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And me. I'm one of
Dad's guys as well.
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Okay, babe, calm down.
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[Diondra]
But shaking things up,
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last night a new bear
lumbered onto the scene
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up at Hulls Falls.
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They call him The Hunk,
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and he's putting the
reigning champion on notice.
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[scoffs] And I'm putting
The Hunk on notice
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that he is not good.
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Harsh, Dad.
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So come on down to the VFW
again tonight
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to place your bets
on which bear will
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tip the scales and be crowned
Fattest Bear
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at the final weigh-in
this weekend.
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Yeesh, all this bear propaganda
makes me feel like
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you reds are stumping
for Mother Russia.
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Good morning, Dirtrude.
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Pardon our enthusiasm,
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but it is Lone Moose
Fat Bear Week.
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In my day, the only thing
we did involving bears
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was kill and eat 'em.
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Well, now, instead of
eating them,
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we see how much they eat
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before they go into hibernation.
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And you can even gamble on
which bear is gonna end up
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weighing the most.
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Dirt, you just let
me or Judy know
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if you want to go all in on
one of our furry friends.
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We are Zoya's apprentice
bookies.
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You want some action
on Beary Steenburgen?
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Let me tell you,
she's the dark horse.
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Oh, please, everyone's
a pretender compared to The Kid.
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He's a true legend.
He's smart, stunning,
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he's survived being hit
by two trains,
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and he's won Fat Bear
11 years running.
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We stan a train-damaged king.
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If you love this bear so much,
Beef, why don't you marry him?
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You joke, but I did make Dad
a wedding cake
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with a topper
of The Kid eating Dad.
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I loved that cake.
And I love all of you.
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It's amazing that we all get
to be here
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on this big, crazy,
space marble together.
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♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪
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♪ I can be your long-lost pal. ♪
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Okay, secret family meeting now.
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Aunt Dirt,
can we use your bunker?
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-Ten bucks.
-Dirt.
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Now it's a hundred.
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[Judy]
Guys, real talk.
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Dad is in a Beef glow.
Right?
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What the hell is a Beef glow?
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Well, when Dad is depressed,
we call it a Beef melt,
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-but a glow...
-It usually means
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that something truly exciting
and completely unexpected
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has come into his life.
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And Beef glows are very rare.
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He's only been in a glow
once in my lifetime.
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When he saw Dionne Warwick
at the airport.
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I figured his good mood was
just a side effect
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of Lone Moose Fat Bear Week.
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I wish that's all it was.
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Moon, you know why Dad
is in a Beef glow?
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I do.
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It's a reason
so dark and ominous,
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I can barely speak it.
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Speak it, hoss.
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Debbie Van told me.
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She was working
on a school project
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at her dad's house--
we had to create dioramas
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about the dangers
of vape smoke--
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and she needed
some cotton balls.
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Mm, gorgeous idea, go on.
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[Moon]
But her dad was out,
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so she walked over
to her mom's house
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-unannounced and...
-[laughing]
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-[Debbie] Mom? Moon's dad?
-[Beef gasps]
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[screams]
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Holy hell,
Dad and Carissa are dating?
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And bathing?
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Oh, man.
What a lucky lady.
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Snagging a middle-aged divorced
father of four? Jackpot.
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How long has this been going on?
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I don't know
and I never want to know.
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I'm actually gonna go
halfsies with Debbie
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on a memory eraser
from Men in Black 3.
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She found one
on Facebook Marketplace.
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Well, seems like Dad isn't ready
to tell us about this yet,
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so let's just keep it
under our hats and play it cool.
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[groaning]
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Oh, God, Dad!
We know you're dating Carissa
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and that's why you're glowing,
and we're very happy for you,
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-and Debbie told Moon
about the sensual bath.
-Uh, well... Uh...
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-Gah!
-Judy.
-Very cool.
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Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I-I--
Pretend I never said that.
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Exactly. Dad, we know
about your secret girlfriend,
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but you don't have
to talk about it.
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[laughs] Well, funny
you should call her that
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because she's actually
not my girlfriend... yet.
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[chuckling] Damn. Okay.
We got a player on our hands.
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But I'm going to ask Carissa
to be my girlfriend
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this very night during
the Lone Moose Fat Bear meetup.
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And the player plays his hand.
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She's serving coffee
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at the Axel Cream, Donut King
food truck at the event,
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so I'm gonna pull her aside
and pop the question.
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[Wolf] Man, I wish I had more
time to organize a flash mob.
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[Beef] I don't think
that'll be necessary, Wolf.
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I'll just ask Carissa
to be my girlfriend
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and then... [chuckling]
I don't know, probably kiss her.
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[groans] Hello, Child Services?
Do you offer curbside pickups?
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Ham. Ham. You'll never believe
what I just saw.
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Oh, no, was it the film
A Walk to Remember?
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-It really rocked me, too.
-No.
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It was two women kissing.
In the middle of town.
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-Uh...
-And I'm not talking
a little peck on the cheek.
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It looked like one of 'em
was trying to take
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the other one's tonsils out
with her tongue.
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So, what's the big deal?
That's very common now.
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Well, it's one thing
to hear that
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and another to see it
out in the open.
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Back in my day, we had to be
secretive about everything.
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You'd catch eyes across a room,
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hurry outside to do stuff
by a dumpster,
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and then pretend
it never happened.
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Well, times changed while
you were down in your bunker
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for 60 years.
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We can be gay in public now.
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There are even gay parades,
gay ski weeks,
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the two gays turtles at the zoo,
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Sheldon and Terry, gay bars--
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Shut up and say that again.
There are gay bars here?
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Are they traps?
Did you mean gays behind bars?
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No... Well, I mean,
the gay turtles at the zoo
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are technically behind bars,
but they seem happy.
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Okay, well, as my only known
gay relative,
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I'm relying on you to...
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to, uh, take me to
one of these, uh... places.
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I can't go to a bar, Aunt Dirt.
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I'm underage
and I don't have a fake I.D.
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Oh, please, Moon and I
turn your room for contraband
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once a week.
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You got a fake I.D., Ham.
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Or should I say,
"Timberger Kribbins"?
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Okay, you know what?
It was supposed to say,
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"Timothy Coolman," but the guy
under the docks who makes them
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-is a little hard of hearing.
-Figure out where we should go
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and be ready to drive
my sweet ass there tomorrow.
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Um, okay.
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And I got about 60 years of gay
backed up in here,
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so expect a late night.
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Santiago, what you want to do
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is put a dime on the 'dog.
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[Santiago]
I thought they were bears?
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I mean the underdog.
This long shot is a sure thing.
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Look, I shouldn't even be
telling you this,
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but just give me 20 bucks
and I'll give you
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-double or nothing.
-Try to make it double.
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The Kid's off to a bit of a slow
start this year, huh, Beef?
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[Beef]
Eh, he's just napping
confidently 'cause he knows
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he'll make up for it later.
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-He's The Kid.
-Oh, and there's The Hunk.
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[Walt]
Huh, he's getting
a little too close
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to The Kid's fishing spot
for my taste.
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Yeah, he's in big trouble
when The Kid wakes up.
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Here she comes.
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The future
Mrs. My Dad's Girlfriend.
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[Honeybee]
Oh.
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-And who's that?
-[laughter]
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[Beef]
Oh, no. He's so...
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Stunning? Woof.
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Donut King? More like Duke
of Doing it for Me, am I right?
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Normally this is where I'd say
"Wolf," but you're not wrong.
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Hey. What's up, weirdo?
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Oh. Uh, hello, Carissa.
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Beef, this is Axel.
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The doughnut guy
I'm working with all week?
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What up, man?
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[clears throat]
Hello. You must be Axel.
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Yep, that's what I just said.
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Okay, somebody get me
a beer, please.
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-I got ya.
-I got-- Oh.
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Oh, wait, Redbeard, avast me
hearty, what will you drink?
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-[laughs]
-Well, I'll--
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-I'll just get you
a beer. Argh.
-[laughs]
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Axel does voices
for all the doughnuts.
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The jelly-filleds are British.
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[British accent] That's
a jelly good doughnut, ol' chap.
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Ha. Ha! Funny!
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So, Beef, uh, your text said you
wanted to run something by me?
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Oh, yes. Maybe we could step...
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...fingers.
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-Step fingers?
-[regular accent] Hey.
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Cheers to a great day, Carissa.
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We make such a good team.
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Oh, sorry, man.
Were you, uh, saying something?
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Yeah. He was gonna
ask me something.
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Oh, I was... not.
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Beef, are you okay?
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Me? Yeah. Yes.
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But now I, uh-- Now,
I unfortunately have to go.
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-Now?
-Yes, now.
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Uh, goodbye to you.
[chuckles]
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Okay. Bye.
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[Beef]
Come on, Kid.
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You can't just let
the new guy have your fish.
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Ugh, I can't watch.
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"Axel Cream, Donut King."
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Holy Helen Mirren.
Who is this guy?
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[gasps]
Axel? Carissa?
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Ignore him, Axel.
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He's just some boring
non-doughnut man
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I used to bathe with.
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But I don't want to bathe,
I want to dunk.
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Oh, Axel.
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-[gasps]
-[Axel] Ah... Oh...
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[Carissa]
Now That's What I Call Music!
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[screams]
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00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:46,599
Come on, Kid. You got to get up.
244
00:08:46,752 --> 00:08:48,009
You got to eat something.
245
00:08:48,177 --> 00:08:51,012
There he is. Alaska's
Next Top Dad-el. [chuckles]
246
00:08:51,106 --> 00:08:52,513
Uh, yikes.
247
00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,591
-What's, uh, what's up, Papa?
-Nothing's up.
248
00:08:54,684 --> 00:08:57,110
Beef, are you still upset
because Carissa was hanging out
249
00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:58,686
with that doughnut guy
yesterday?
250
00:08:58,855 --> 00:09:00,280
Is that why you didn't ask her
to be your girlfriend,
251
00:09:00,432 --> 00:09:01,990
and why you refused
to talk to anyone
252
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,283
the whole way home in the car?
253
00:09:03,435 --> 00:09:06,861
No, that gorgeous jerk
didn't upset me at all.
254
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,046
He has nothing to do with why
255
00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:10,215
I didn't ask Carissa
to be my girlfriend.
256
00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:14,110
And I didn't dream about him,
that's a damn lie.
257
00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:17,113
Beef, hon, Carissa likes you,
she's dating you.
258
00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:18,965
Sure, that Axel's
a New York ten--
259
00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:20,892
aka a Lone Moose 85--
260
00:09:21,044 --> 00:09:22,786
-Not helping, hon.
-Copy that.
261
00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:25,972
But Dad, the only way to put
this irrational fear behind you
262
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:28,233
is to rip off
that sticky love Band-Aid
263
00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,126
and tell Carissa how you feel.
264
00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,795
Or I could fight him.
265
00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:34,847
No, Beef, Wolf's right.
You're spinning out.
266
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,149
Just talk to Carissa,
267
00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:38,076
-you'll feel better.
-Maybe you're right.
268
00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:40,227
I'll try again
at the VFW tonight.
269
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,022
I'll-I'll, I'll talk to her.
With words.
270
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,899
Okay, but also, brush your hair.
271
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,810
Right. Right.
272
00:09:46,828 --> 00:09:48,978
[exhales]
Okay.
273
00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,146
Axel's not a threat.
274
00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:52,740
Just gonna go talk to her
with words.
275
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,075
[laughter]
276
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,576
They're just laughing.
No big deal.
277
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,745
People who aren't having sex
with each other
278
00:09:57,839 --> 00:09:58,838
often share a laugh.
279
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,599
Look at the Golden Girls.
280
00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:03,493
Dear God.
281
00:10:03,511 --> 00:10:04,510
[laughs]
282
00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:05,845
-Oh, my God! [laughs]
-[Beef] No. No.
283
00:10:05,997 --> 00:10:08,773
-No!
-Beef. Beef?
284
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,850
-What in the world?
-[Beef moans]
285
00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,760
Hey, there, Beef.
You taking off already?
286
00:10:12,854 --> 00:10:14,779
Uh, yeah, I left the iron on,
287
00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:17,115
and-and my stove also on.
288
00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,025
I'm extremely sick
289
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,194
and my cat is sick,
so I got to go.
290
00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:23,346
Just as well,
our boy is not looking good.
291
00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:26,107
The Hunk took his fishing spot
right out from under him.
292
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,126
-The Kid just wandered off.
-[Beef] Is that so?
293
00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:30,019
Maybe I'll switch over
and root for this new guy.
294
00:10:30,038 --> 00:10:32,872
-He is kind of impressive.
-No, he isn't.
295
00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,190
He's just new, and handsome.
296
00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:35,375
And his jokes aren't funny
297
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,527
and he hasn't been hit
by a single train
298
00:10:37,545 --> 00:10:39,954
and his British doughnut accent
isn't even authentic.
299
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,306
That bear does accents?
300
00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:43,475
Huh. Maybe I should have
bet on him.
301
00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:46,811
Thanks again for offering
to bring this old fruit bucket
302
00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,313
back to the supermarket, Ham.
303
00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:50,297
I did not offer,
but it is my pleasure.
304
00:10:50,392 --> 00:10:52,041
And if this place
doesn't toot your horn,
305
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,801
hey, we can go toot elsewhere.
306
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,061
I can't wait to get in there
307
00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:57,322
and fill my cart
with gal-ceries,
308
00:10:57,399 --> 00:11:00,049
and I will not be respecting
the ten-item limit.
309
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:01,642
-[dance music playing loudly]
-Ah!
310
00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:04,145
The music is gonna blow
my head speakers.
311
00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:06,239
I was hoping to get a grope,
not a stroke.
312
00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,241
Sorry, I guess it is
a little overwhelming.
313
00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:10,168
What? No, more like
underwhelming.
314
00:11:10,319 --> 00:11:12,837
In the words of my new
favorite singer Shania Twain,
315
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,247
"This don't impress me much."
316
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:18,009
Okay, on to the next.
I'm happy to be your gay escort.
317
00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:20,011
Uh, that...
that didn't sound right,
318
00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:22,180
but you catch my drift.
Anyway... Okay, let's go.
319
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,757
-[muffled music playing]
-I'm underdressed
320
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,477
and underwhelmed. Onward.
321
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,764
Edgar Allen No thank you.
322
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,692
Lucky Lass?
323
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,527
More like
"long line kiss my ass."
324
00:11:35,754 --> 00:11:36,753
Let's go.
325
00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:38,438
[Wolf]
There he is.
326
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,090
You scooted off from the VFW
earlier without saying goodbye,
327
00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:43,259
so I just wanted to make sure
everything was okay.
328
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,186
It's great. Perfect, actually.
329
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,447
Oh, good. [stammers]
And things with Carissa?
330
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:50,450
Oh, her? Yeah, I'm thinking
maybe it was a good thing
331
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,952
I didn't ask her
to be my girlfriend yet.
332
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,287
Yeah. Uh, why?
333
00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:57,790
I mean, she's so busy
with her coffee and Axel.
334
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,292
Wh... Uh, what's
in the backpack?
335
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,219
[gasps] Are you planning
to run away?
336
00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:04,130
In the style of Gertrude
Warner's The Boxcar Children?
337
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,965
The rails will eat you alive.
338
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:09,060
No, son, I'm...
I'm going to scare that new,
339
00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:11,730
out of town bear
off The Kid's fishing rock.
340
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:13,456
What? Dad, you always told us,
341
00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:15,475
"If you see a bear,
leave him there."
342
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,718
And now you're gonna do
the literal opposite of that?
343
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,386
Someone has to set things right.
344
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,298
Dad, this is a terrible plan.
You could die.
345
00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,075
And I feel like
you're-you're actually just
346
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:25,468
upset about Carissa.
347
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:28,304
Those two things
are entirely unrelated.
348
00:12:28,397 --> 00:12:31,157
I'm doing this to defend
The Kid's honor.
349
00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:32,825
Well, th... I'm coming with you.
350
00:12:32,978 --> 00:12:34,753
A-And then trying
to stop you again.
351
00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:36,237
What's going on here? Wolf,
352
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:37,497
I thought we were gonna
order a pizza
353
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:39,499
and watch
Canada's Creepiest Cousins.
354
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,926
Sorry, babe, but Dad's saying
he's gonna go fight a bear
355
00:12:42,153 --> 00:12:43,261
because he's paranoid
about Carissa
356
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,913
hanging out with
that dreamy Donut King,
357
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,582
so I'm gonna tag along
and try to stop him.
358
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,102
Ugh. Men will literally go
into an active bear habitat
359
00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:52,345
with a backpack full of fish
360
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:54,163
before they talk
about their feelings.
361
00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:56,682
-Anyway, please don't die.
-I promise we won't.
362
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,185
Uh, but if we do, please call in
and vote for Darush
363
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:02,238
to be kicked off this week.
He ain't even close to creepy.
364
00:13:06,269 --> 00:13:08,027
Aw, Department of Fish
and Wild Fart.
365
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,514
The trail's closed.
[stammers] Dad?
366
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:12,773
Uh, wait up.
367
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,108
Okay so, once again,
368
00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:16,185
I just want to say,
you know, gently,
369
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,688
uh, that, maybe,
you are over-identifying
370
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,374
with The Kid's struggle with
this new alpha bear right now
371
00:13:21,526 --> 00:13:23,026
in a way that might,
uh, you know,
372
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,377
result in your
actual death, so--
373
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:27,363
Wolf, I do not identify
with The Kid, okay?
374
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:30,550
Sure, we both spent
our whole lives in Lone Moose,
375
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,201
and we both love to fish,
376
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:35,296
and sure, yes, fine, we have
both been hit by two trains.
377
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,981
You've been hit by two trains?
378
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,225
Yes, once by the ride-on-top
at the mall,
379
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:41,653
and once by a small
coal freighter when your mother
380
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,638
invented a game called
"Choo Choo Smoocharoo."
381
00:13:44,732 --> 00:13:46,157
Well, that sounds fun as hell.
382
00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:48,660
[Beef]
Here we go.
Switch the bear cameras off.
383
00:13:49,478 --> 00:13:51,979
-Hey, what the hell?
-You want to make a wager
384
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,057
on how long this feed is down?
385
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:55,983
It's either 10-1 or 2-3,
your call.
386
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,985
And what's that, Zoya?
Jacks are wild?
387
00:13:58,079 --> 00:13:59,671
I said nothing to you.
388
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,156
Now, no one will be the wiser.
389
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,159
And no one
will see us die. Hooray...
390
00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:07,420
[dance music playing]
391
00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:10,515
I'm guessing this is not
your dream bar, either?
392
00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:13,334
Ugh, maybe I'm too old.
I missed my time,
393
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,003
and now I should probably
just stick to skin mags
394
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,246
and waiting for death.
395
00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,857
I can't let you
give up that easy.
396
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:21,434
I got to get you living
your gay life to the fullest.
397
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:24,103
Eh, it's okay, Ham. Let's just
head down to the dock,
398
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,180
so I can throw beer bottles
at the seagulls.
399
00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:28,107
Normally, I'd say no,
400
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,535
but I can tell you
really need it right now.
401
00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:32,929
[seagulls squawk]
402
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,707
-Hey, Londra.
-Oh. Ooh. Hi, Ham.
403
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,934
And you must be Aunt Dirt.
404
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,544
Pipe down,
you're spooking the gulls.
405
00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:42,404
Sorry about her. I tried to
take her to her first gay bar,
406
00:14:42,406 --> 00:14:44,624
-but nothing struck her fancy.
-Or my pants seat.
407
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,443
Been there. The only place
I even bother with anymore
408
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:49,370
is the Wooly Ma'am.
It ain't much,
409
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,872
but they have adequate lighting
and you can hear yourself think.
410
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,892
-Well, that's checking my box.
-Hmm.
411
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,209
How come I didn't see
The Wooly Ma'am
412
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,710
listed anywhere online?
413
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,396
Well, 'cause it's a speakeasy.
414
00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:01,065
Also, most of the patrons don't
know how to use the Internet.
415
00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:03,217
Tell me where this infamous
Wooly Ma'am is
416
00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:05,719
or, so help me God,
I will blow up your boat.
417
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,071
No. No, no, no, Dirt.
418
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:09,390
"I will blow up
your boat, please."
419
00:15:09,558 --> 00:15:11,801
I'm just saying,
maybe Carissa thinks
420
00:15:11,819 --> 00:15:13,302
this Axel guy's a total clown.
421
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:15,488
I mean, he's only six-foot-four.
[blows raspberry]
422
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,473
This has nothing to do
with Carissa.
423
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:20,977
I'm scaring this new bear off
The Kid's territory because...
424
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:23,312
well, you don't just
show up from out of town
425
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,757
and fish at another bear's
fishing rock.
426
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:28,742
Especially a bear
who's spent years
427
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,595
thinking about that fishing rock
428
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:32,263
and was actually hesitant
429
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,824
to even go fishing
in the first place
430
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:36,342
because the last time he did,
431
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:38,844
he got very, very hurt, and...
432
00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:40,254
-[bear growls]
-[gasps]
433
00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:41,439
[Beef]
The Hunk.
434
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,667
It's go time. No one takes
what belongs to The Kid
435
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,169
without going through me.
436
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:49,172
Uh... [stammers] Dad, while that
did sound extremely cool,
437
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:51,449
uh, maybe we should think
this through and...
438
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,176
-[clanging]
-Or just go. That's good, too.
439
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:56,955
There you go,
you stupid, strong idiot.
440
00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:59,031
Just go take
someone else's fish
441
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:01,292
-like you always do.
-[growls]
442
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,351
[whoops]
443
00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:04,462
Wolf, did you see that?
It worked.
444
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,872
-Dad, he's coming back your way.
-[growls]
445
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,115
Dad!
446
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,117
-[growls]
-[screams]
447
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,345
Oh, no. It's hunk versus hunk.
448
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,050
[Wolf] Dad, you got to try
to save yourself.
449
00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:19,310
-Grab the bear spray!
-Uh. Bear spray.
450
00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:21,204
-Ah. Ah! [screams]
-[Wolf] Oh, no, no, no!
451
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,630
-[growling]
-[screaming]
452
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:25,466
Dad! No!
453
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,542
[grunts]
454
00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,227
I'm coming, Dad.
455
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,472
Online lifeguarding course,
don't fail me now.
456
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,975
Get your own damn Dad, log.
This one's spoken for.
457
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:35,976
[screams]
458
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,145
Okay, help me to shore.
459
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:40,890
I need to get back out there
and fight for The Kid.
460
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:42,333
Are you out
of your beautiful mind?
461
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:45,411
You're not going to win a fight
against a 700-pound bear.
462
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:47,580
Only Dwayne "The Rock"
Johnson could,
463
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:49,415
and he did
in that movie Bear Fight,
464
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:53,236
and he humiliated that dumbass
bear, but he's the only one.
465
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:56,255
Right. Fine. Yes. Fine.
466
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:59,091
We're, uh, looking
for The Wooly Ma'am.
467
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,926
-Password?
-Lesbian.
468
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:04,397
Eh, close enough.
Through that dressing room.
469
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,026
[Dirt]
Whoa.
470
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:10,194
Dirt, do you... like it?
471
00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:12,255
[Dirt]
You know, it's not so...
472
00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:13,756
Hi, there, new face. I'm Denise.
473
00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:14,924
And I'm...
474
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:16,200
Oh, God. Oh, crap.
475
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,703
Room spinning.
I'm out of here!
476
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:20,780
[both panting]
477
00:17:20,932 --> 00:17:22,040
Wolf, I...
478
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,691
I can't believe I did that.
And for what?
479
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:28,604
To avoid possibly, maybe
getting my heart broken again?
480
00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:31,698
Yeah. We all do crazy things
when we're in love. I mean...
481
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,217
[stammers] ...not like this.
482
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:34,701
I don't want you to think
this was in any way normal.
483
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:37,871
Right. I tried to fight a bear.
484
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,373
What was I thinking?
I mean...
485
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,118
I got to accept that guys
are gonna like Carissa.
486
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,394
She's very fun.
487
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:45,621
I mean, she can bong, like,
three beers in a minute.
488
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:49,049
I get it, though. I mean,
there were tons of other Shreks,
489
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,476
Donkeys,
and sexy Gingerbread Men
490
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,978
writing to Honeybee on
the movie quote message board
491
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:54,146
when we first met.
492
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:56,056
Yeah? Well,
how did you handle it?
493
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,242
Well, all I could do
was shoot my shot,
494
00:17:58,469 --> 00:18:01,395
be myself, and hope
the onion peeled in my favor.
495
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,489
Look, dating's a gamble,
and your heart's the...
496
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,474
the little, you know,
gambling circle
497
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:08,144
that I-I want to say
they call a... [stammers]
498
00:18:08,162 --> 00:18:11,071
...a betting cracker? Or, no.
Uh, a wager wafer?
499
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,149
I think I drowned
my poker knowledge in the creek.
500
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:15,835
Anyway, overall,
it's a bet worth taking.
501
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,595
I'm afraid
you might be right, son.
502
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:21,099
[grunts] I'm gonna take
this path back into town
503
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:24,751
and go knock on Carissa's door
and tell her how I feel.
504
00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,229
[Wolf]
Hell yeah.
505
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,497
None the wiser.
506
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:29,923
All right.
507
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:31,592
Now really what the hell?
508
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,611
Is that Beef?
509
00:18:33,838 --> 00:18:34,854
Aunt Dirt?
510
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,114
[Dirt]
Aunt Dirt is not here right now.
511
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:37,556
This is the skirts talking.
512
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,192
You, uh, you want to tell us
what happened?
513
00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,027
I thought if I found
the right bar,
514
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,180
I'd be flirtier than
a Pan Am flight attendant,
515
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:46,182
but I don't need
a change of scene,
516
00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:47,350
I need a change of Dirt.
517
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:50,202
I'm so freaked out
about just being me,
518
00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:51,520
out in the open.
519
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,039
I'm still most comfortable
in a small, dark room,
520
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:54,966
where no one can see me.
521
00:18:55,193 --> 00:18:56,968
Almost like a... closet?
522
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:58,803
No, you bigot, like a bunker.
523
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,212
Like the one I lived in
for 60 years.
524
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,140
For what it's worth,
being terrified
525
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,383
is par for the course, Dirt.
At least at the beginning.
526
00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:07,645
Uh-huh? Really?
But, Ham, you're so out
527
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:09,814
and, I want to say, proud.
528
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:12,041
Sure am. But it takes some work.
529
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:14,426
So, you can live in a skirt rack
forever, I guess,
530
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,989
but I think you want more than
just a bunker full of nudie mags
531
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,733
and some occasional
dumpster diving for love.
532
00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,401
Yeah. I do want more.
533
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:24,904
[Ham]
Well, then, let's get you
out from under these skirts
534
00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:27,123
and into someone else's.
535
00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:31,652
Hello, again.
Very sorry I ran off earlier.
536
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,153
It's okay. Took me five tries
537
00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:34,488
before I could even order
a drink in this place.
538
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,323
-What's your name, darling?
-I'm Dirtrude.
539
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,325
I recently lived
underground in a bunker
540
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,236
for 60 years,
where I ate only beans
541
00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:42,405
and drank only
my own purified urine.
542
00:19:42,498 --> 00:19:45,516
I enjoy civil liberties,
throwing bottles at seagulls,
543
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,076
and a sturdy gin gimlet.
544
00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:48,761
Hey, three for three.
545
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,003
Well, then, in the words of
546
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:51,747
my new favorite singer,
Shania Twain,
547
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,524
"Honey, I'm home."
548
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,751
[doorbell rings]
549
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:56,861
Beef?
550
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,179
Carissa, I'm sorry.
I have cheated.
551
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,940
-What? You did?
-Oh, no.
552
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,016
No, no, not like that.
What I mean is,
553
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:04,944
I cheated at Fat Bear Week.
554
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:07,371
Or I-I tried to cheat.
[chuckles]
555
00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,099
-But then was attacked
by a bear.
-Beef!
556
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:12,210
[sighs] I was feeling threatened
557
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:15,046
by your very attractive
colleague, Axel Cream,
558
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:16,939
and I chose to dump my feelings
559
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:20,867
onto a handsome, young, virile
out-of-town brown bear.
560
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,445
This makes no sense. Continue.
561
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:26,057
And I tried to fight that bear,
and he did almost kill me,
562
00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:29,876
but I think what I really
want to say is just...
563
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:32,563
[sighs] Will you be
my girlfriend?
564
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,139
Yes.
565
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,126
Also, Beef, you do not
have to worry about Axel.
566
00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:39,645
-I don't?
-No, he's not my type.
567
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,072
I only like big hairy idiots
568
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,299
who try to fight
actual bears for me.
569
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:45,150
[Diondra over TV]
In a final weigh-in shocker,
570
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:47,411
The Kid took his 12th
Fat Bear victory.
571
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,972
Making The Hunk
look like a punk.
572
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,398
Looks like The Kid's
still got it.
573
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,734
[laughs] Yeah,
and I'm about to get it.
574
00:20:53,828 --> 00:20:55,086
-[laughs]
-[Moon] Hey, Dad?
575
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:56,778
-Have you seen my--
-[Beef and Carissa scream]
576
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,148
[screams]
577
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,499
♪ A man walks down the street ♪
578
00:21:00,668 --> 00:21:02,334
♪ It's a street
in a strange world ♪
579
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:04,153
♪ Maybe it's the third world ♪
580
00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:05,838
♪ Maybe it's
his first time around ♪
581
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,748
♪ Doesn't speak the language ♪
582
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,100
♪ He holds no currency ♪
583
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,509
♪ He is a foreign man ♪
584
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:12,995
♪ He is surrounded
by the sound ♪
585
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,105
♪ The sound ♪
586
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:15,514
♪ Spinning in infinity ♪
587
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,166
♪ He says,
"Amen and hallelujah" ♪
588
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:19,001
♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪
589
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,928
♪ I can be your long-lost pal ♪
590
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,781
[vocalizing]
591
00:21:24,008 --> 00:21:25,357
♪ I can call you Betty ♪
592
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,118
♪ Betty, when you call me ♪
593
00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:30,195
♪ You can call me Al,
call me Al. ♪
594
00:21:30,348 --> 00:21:31,347
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