1 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:07,917 HUNTER B-15: On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,042 I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. 3 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,875 MISS MINUTES: Long ago, the all-knowing Time-Keepers emerged, 4 00:00:18,958 --> 00:00:22,708 creating and organizing the Sacred Timeline. 5 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:25,750 Sometimes, people like you veer off the path. 6 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:28,500 We call those Variants. 7 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:30,917 (SCREAMS) 8 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:35,000 Laufeyson, how do you plead? 9 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:38,667 - I'm Agent Mobius, by the way. - How long have you been here? 10 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:42,417 MOBIUS: I don't know. It's hard to say, time passes differently here in the TVA. 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,125 Now, you parade about 12 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:47,667 as if you're the divine arbiters of power in the universe. 13 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,208 LOKI: Infinity Stones? 14 00:00:49,292 --> 00:00:51,000 Some of the guys use 'em as paperweights. 15 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,042 Is this the greatest power in the universe? 16 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:55,458 (GASPS) 17 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:58,583 LOKI: I can't go back, can I? MOBIUS: I can't offer you salvation, 18 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:01,458 but maybe I can offer you something better. 19 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:04,333 A fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen. 20 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:07,417 And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him? 21 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,167 Why me? 22 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,417 MOBIUS: The Variant we're hunting is... 23 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,542 You. 24 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:54,000 (RENAISSANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:00,958 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 26 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:09,958 CHILD: Make a wish. 27 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,625 Hi! What's going on? 28 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:31,042 You guys aren't dressed right. 29 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:32,833 (CHUCKLING) I... So... 30 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,250 MINUTEMAN: Variant detected, Commander. 31 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:39,750 Let's move. 32 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:44,167 Some of us need this, you know. 33 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,667 MINUTEMAN: No nexus energy yet, ma'am. 34 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,250 (MUSIC BLARING OVER SPEAKER) 35 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,875 HUNTER C-20: It's a trap. Watch your backs! 36 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:08,167 ANNOUNCER: My lords, my ladies, welcome 37 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:11,542 and thank you for joining us, here at the castle. 38 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:16,500 Please, settle into your seats for a great battle is about to commence. 39 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,667 The prize? Our princess. 40 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:23,375 Will evil prevail, or are we holding out for a hero? 41 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:26,333 ('80s ROCK SONG PLAYING) 42 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:36,708 (MINUTEMAN GRUNTS) 43 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,417 MINUTEMAN: Commander? 44 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,375 (GRUNTING) 45 00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:55,292 (SINGING) ♪ Where have all the good men gone And where are all the Gods? ♪ 46 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:58,708 ♪ Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight... ♪ 47 00:03:58,792 --> 00:04:00,083 What are you doing? 48 00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:01,583 Having some fun. 49 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:03,125 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 50 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:08,125 ♪ Isn't there a white knight Upon a fiery steed? ♪ 51 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:14,792 ♪ Late at night, I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need ♪ 52 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,083 ♪ I need a hero ♪ 53 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:20,583 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪ 54 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:21,667 (GRUNTS) 55 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,125 ♪ He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast. ♪ 56 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:27,417 ♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪ 57 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,250 ♪ I need a hero. ♪ 58 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:34,042 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero 'Till the morning light. ♪ 59 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:37,125 ♪ He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon. ♪ 60 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:40,417 ♪ And he's gotta be larger than life. ♪ 61 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,833 ♪ I need a hero! ♪ 62 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,417 (OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 63 00:04:56,761 --> 00:05:02,761 Provided by SilverStark www.OpenSubtitles.org 64 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:06,875 (BELL DINGS) 65 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:10,542 MISS MINUTES: Okay, y'all, let's review what we've learned. 66 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:13,667 What happens when a nexus event branches past red line? 67 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,250 Very bad things. 68 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,667 Come on, Loki. What is it? 69 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:23,208 (SIGHS) It's when the TVA can no longer reset a nexus event. 70 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:25,208 Okay? Boring. 71 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:28,500 Right. And that would lead to the destruction of the timeline 72 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,208 and the collapse of reality as we know it. 73 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:32,292 Can you hear me? 74 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,708 Are you a recording? Or are you alive? 75 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,000 Uh, sorta both. 76 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:38,083 Ah. 77 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:42,333 (EXCLAIMS) Watch it! Where's your manners? 78 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,875 Oh! Hey! Quit it! 79 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,167 That is not nice. Jerk. 80 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,196 You can't hide... MOBIUS: Training goin' well? 81 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,708 - Yeah. - Is that my jet ski magazine? 82 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:52,917 Put it down. Gear up. 83 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,542 There's been an attack. Let's go. 84 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:58,792 Put it on. 85 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:08,083 Good. Yeah. Smart. 86 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,292 C-20 and her team went dark 87 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:15,292 shortly after they jumped into the 1985 branch. 88 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,292 All signs point to another ambush. 89 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:21,542 We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. 90 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,875 But which kind of Loki, remains unknown. 91 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,000 They're the lesser kind, to be clear. 92 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,000 (SIGHS) Let me see the back of that jacket. 93 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:34,667 Hmm. 94 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:40,042 Very subtle. Well done. 95 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,792 I don't want anybody out there to forget what you are. 96 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:44,555 Oh, your only hope of capturing a murderer? 97 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:46,375 No. A cosmic mistake. 98 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:48,125 - That's enough. - Lovely. 99 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,208 MOBIUS: Here's the deal. 100 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:50,625 When we get out on the branch, 101 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:53,583 we're not just looking for a Time Criminal. 102 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,000 We're looking for a Loki. 103 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:57,500 A variation of this guy. 104 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,917 A type we should all be very familiar with, 105 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 because the TVA has pruned a lotta these guys, 106 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,083 almost more than any other Variant. 107 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:06,667 And no two are alike. 108 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:10,125 Slight differences in appearances, or not so slight. 109 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:12,708 Different powers, although, powers, generally include 110 00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:15,833 shape-shifting, illusion-projection, and my favorite... 111 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:17,833 Duplication-casting. 112 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,542 Illusion-projection. 113 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,542 No, they're two completely different powers. 114 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:24,708 How? 115 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:28,375 Illusion-projection involves depicting a detailed image from outside oneself, 116 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,375 which is perceptible in the external world, 117 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,708 whereas duplication-casting entails recreating 118 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:36,250 an exact facsimile of one's own body in its present circumstance, 119 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,833 which acts as a true holographic mirror of its molecular structure. 120 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:42,667 But you already knew that. 121 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:46,625 Okay, take a breath. Noted. 122 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:51,208 We're gonna break into two teams, including myself and Professor Loki. 123 00:07:51,292 --> 00:07:52,333 Why? 124 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:57,167 Because whoever this Variant is, we haven't been able to find him. 125 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,000 So let's bring in an expert. 126 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,375 That's me. 127 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,375 - Do I get a weapon? - Nah. 128 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,208 Well, I'll have my magic back. Is no one concerned about that? 129 00:08:08,292 --> 00:08:10,167 - Of what? - Me betraying you. 130 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,458 - No. - Why not? 131 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:12,875 You know that we can catch you. 132 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:16,167 And how's betraying us gonna get you any closer to the Time-Keepers? 133 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:19,792 An audience with the Time-Keepers is on the table? 134 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,208 Keep that focus. 135 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:30,000 Apex of nexus signature located, ma'am. 136 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,250 Let me ask you this, 137 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,708 why don't we just travel back to before the attack, 138 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:37,333 when the Variant first arrives? 139 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,292 Nexus events destabilize the time flow. 140 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:44,625 This branch is still changing and growing, so you gotta show up in real time. 141 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:48,083 Did you watch any of the training videos you were supposed to? 142 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:49,958 Well, as many as I could stand. 143 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:52,000 Your TVA propaganda is exhausting. 144 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,292 And what do these do? 145 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:58,625 Reset charges prune the affected radius of a branched timeline, 146 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:01,500 allowing time to heal all its wounds. 147 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,792 Which sounds like a nice way 148 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,292 of saying disintegrate everything in its vicinity. 149 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:06,833 He's on it. 150 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:08,375 I watched the videos. 151 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,625 I mean, some of them. 152 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:12,792 HUNTER B-15: So he's taking hostages now? 153 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:15,167 MOBIUS: The Variant's never taken a hostage before. 154 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,613 HUNTER B-15: Maybe he's upping his game. 155 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,000 MINUTEMAN: Or he pruned her. 156 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,364 HUNTER B-15: A Loki couldn't have gotten the jump on C-20. 157 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,000 I think you underestimate, actually... 158 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,750 Fan out and search for her. 159 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:25,833 And hurry up, 160 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,417 we're at three units until red line. 161 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,460 MINUTEMAN: Let's go. She's right. MOBIUS: Come on. 162 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,250 Wait... 163 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,125 If you leave this tent, you'll end up like them. 164 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,125 What do you see? 165 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,625 I see a scheme, 166 00:09:49,042 --> 00:09:51,167 and in that scheme, I see myself. 167 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,667 We have a saying in Asgard, 168 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:02,542 "Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near." 169 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,167 It means to be aware of your surroundings. 170 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:09,125 Which is absurd, because my people are, by nature, gullible fools. 171 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,833 A trait that I, the God of Mischief, 172 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:13,625 exploited time and time again simply by listening. 173 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:17,167 My teeth were sharp, but my ears even sharper. 174 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,458 We're running out of time, Mobius. 175 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,042 Hold it. Just give him a chance. 176 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,042 LOKI: You remind me of them. 177 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:27,583 The Time Variance Authority and the gods of Asgard, one and the same. 178 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,042 Drunk with power, blinded to the truth. 179 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,500 Those you underestimate will devour you. 180 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,000 You underestimate me, 181 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:37,042 just as you underestimate this lesser Loki. 182 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,083 Which is why, you walk into one wolf's mouth after another. 183 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,917 (DEVICE BEEPING) Two units. He is wasting our time. 184 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,917 Okay. Come on, Loki, make a long story short. 185 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,488 HUNTER B-15: We need to look for C-20. 186 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,333 That's exactly what the Variant wants you to do. 187 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,917 It's a trap. He's waiting for you outside this tent. 188 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,458 Should I secure the reset charges? 189 00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,667 No. He wants me. I'm the key to his plan. 190 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,958 - He knows that I'm stronger. - Almost one unit. 191 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:02,292 And he rightly believes that together we can overthrow and rule the TVA. 192 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:05,167 But that's not what I want. I have a new purpose. 193 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,792 I'm a servant of the Sacred Timeline. 194 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,792 And knowing what I now know about his tactics, 195 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,083 I can deliver you the Variant, 196 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,542 but I need assurances. 197 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,625 Yeah? 198 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:22,042 Assurances that I won't be completely disintegrated 199 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,083 the moment the job has been done. 200 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,375 Right... 201 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,655 (WHISPERS) We'll need to speak to the Time-Keepers at once. 202 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:31,125 They're in graver danger than we realized. 203 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,083 (DEVICE BEEPS) 204 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,583 He's lying. Just playing games. 205 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,917 There's no one out there. 206 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,333 HUNTER B-15: Reset the timeline. 207 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,250 You had me for a second. 208 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,792 My ears are sharp too. 209 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,375 (BEEPING) 210 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,417 (THEREMIN MUSIC PLAYING) 211 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:41,167 MOBIUS: Is it just me, or does this office keep getting better and better? 212 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,583 (BOTTLE UNCORKS) 213 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,917 Where'd you get that one, the snow globe? 214 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,042 I love those. 215 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,333 I don't remember bringing back that case. 216 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,708 You're not the only analyst working for me. 217 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:54,333 But, would you say, maybe, I'm your favorite one? 218 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:58,333 And why do you get to keep all the trophies from my cases in here? 219 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,625 You don't think I'd love having that roller skate 220 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,417 there sprucing up my cubicle? 221 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,375 Because I approve the missions. 222 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,208 Good point. 223 00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:09,625 Speaking of which, let's talk about the one you just botched. 224 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,750 (GROANS) 225 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,708 You might need this for our discussion. 226 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,250 I hope it's a double. 227 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:21,292 This Variant is... "Insubordinate, stubborn, unpredictable." 228 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,125 Sounds like someone else I know. 229 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,750 I was just thinking it sounds like someone I know. 230 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,042 - Mobius? - What? 231 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,542 Those rings were already there. 232 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,333 And they're all from you. 233 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,417 Maybe it's from your other favorite analyst. 234 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,458 Listen, Ravonna, I'm sorry. 235 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,958 I realize that my, you know, 236 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,583 methods with this Loki are controversial, but... 237 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,958 Towing a dangerous Variant into the field is controversial. 238 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:51,583 Yeah, it didn't go exactly the way I wanted it to today, 239 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,292 but here's what we did find out. 240 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,208 The Variant likes to stall for time, 241 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:58,083 and, eventually, we'll catch the other one doing the same thing. 242 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,708 Because understanding this Loki helps me get closer 243 00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,625 to the one we're chasing. Right? 244 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:06,583 Look, I know you have a soft spot for broken things. 245 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,208 - I don't think so. - Yes, you do. 246 00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:11,250 But Loki is an evil, lying scourge. 247 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,792 That is the part he plays on the Sacred Timeline. 248 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,417 Maybe he wants to mix it up. 249 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,625 Sometimes you get tired of playing the same part. 250 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,833 Is that possible? He can change? 251 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,917 Not unless the Time-Keepers decree it. 252 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,000 And then, it shall be so. 253 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,875 And how are the old Time-Keepers? (SIGHS) 254 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,000 How do you think? 255 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,250 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 'Cause I've never met 'em. 256 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,208 Thankfully. Although, I shouldn't say that. 257 00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,333 That one looks... 258 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,167 The Time-Keepers are monitoring every aspect of this case. 259 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,167 I've never seen them so involved. 260 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,375 They want that Variant caught. 261 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,958 So do I. 262 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:46,875 And this is the last chance you're gonna get with this Loki. 263 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:50,083 Great. That's all I'm gonna need. (SIGHS) 264 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,792 Thank you, R Slayer. 265 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:02,417 I don't remember this. 266 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,500 This must be from that analyst you keep on the side. 267 00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:07,750 Stay focused. 268 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,333 Eyes on the road. 269 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,083 RAVONNA: Mobius? 270 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,417 I was almost gone. 271 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,750 You really believe in this Variant? 272 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:20,167 Mmm... Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us. 273 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,000 And, hey, if it doesn't work, I'll delete him myself. 274 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,458 He's really arrogant. 275 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,083 (WHISTLES) 276 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,875 You're probably wondering what happened out on the mission. 277 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,458 That was your first lesson in catching a Loki. 278 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,500 Expect the expected. 279 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,125 Half the fun of being a trickster 280 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:42,708 is knowing everyone knows you're a trickster, and then, 281 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,667 many of your tricks can come from exploiting 282 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,750 - the fact that you know that they know... - Okay. Just shut up! 283 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,417 Please. What happened to the guy I met on the elevator? 284 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,167 Who didn't like to talk. Remember him? 285 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,458 Now I'm stuck with this guy 286 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,083 who won't stop yacking away about what makes a Loki tick! 287 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,375 What? Isn't that precisely why I'm here? 288 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,042 No. I don't care what makes you tick. 289 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,833 You're here to help me catch the superior version of yourself. 290 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:05,917 - That's it! - Hang on. 291 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,500 I'm not sure "superior" is actually quite the right word. 292 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,292 See? There it is. Right there. 293 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,875 I believed, stupidly, 294 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:15,667 that insecure need for validation would motivate you to find the killer. 295 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,542 Not 'cause you care about the TVA mission or bein' a hero, 296 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:24,083 but because you know this Variant is better than you and you can't take it. 297 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,792 Very nice. 298 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:34,792 I mean, it is adorable that you think you could possibly manipulate me. 299 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,417 I'm ten steps ahead of you. 300 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,833 I've been playing a game of my own all along. 301 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,750 What, charm your way in front of the Time-Keepers, 302 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,417 hustle them, and seize control of the TVA? 303 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,083 Am I getting warm? 304 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,542 A double cross by history's most reliable liar. 305 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,583 Okay. Why are you in there sticking your neck out for me? 306 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,792 I'll give you two options, 307 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,750 and you can believe whichever one you want. 308 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:01,625 A, because I see a scared little boy, shivering in the cold. 309 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,000 And you kinda feel bad for that ice runt. 310 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,708 Or B, I just wanna catch this guy, 311 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,042 and I'll tell you whatever I need to tell you. 312 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,208 I don't need your sympathy. 313 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,167 Good, 'cause I'm runnin' out of it. 314 00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,958 What's this? Next step of your manipulation... 315 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,083 This is the final step. Your last chance. 316 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,958 Oh, and what does my desperate last chance require? 317 00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,167 Work. 318 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,375 Work? 319 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,500 I need you to go over each and every one of the Variant's case files, 320 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,375 and then, give me your... How do I put it? 321 00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,708 Your unique Loki perspective. 322 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,167 And who knows? Maybe there's something that we missed. 323 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,792 Well, you're idiots. I suspect you probably missed a lot. 324 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,500 That's why I'm lucky I got ya for a little bit longer. 325 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,958 Let me park ya at this desk. 326 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,500 And don't be afraid to really lean into this work. 327 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,000 Here's a good trick for you. 328 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,792 Pretend your life depends on it. 329 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,083 I'm gonna get a snack. 330 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,500 (LOKI GROANS) 331 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:28,417 (CLEARS THROAT) 332 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,708 Oh, my goodness. 333 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:36,375 Don't tell me the Variant ambushed and killed another team of Minutemen. 334 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:40,208 (GASPS) And stole their reset charge as well. 335 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,833 Shh. 336 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:55,458 Shh. 337 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,000 Hi. 338 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,208 (TYPING ON COMPUTER) 339 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,000 Hello? 340 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,625 (DINGS) 341 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,125 Can I help you? 342 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,708 Yes. I'm on some important TVA business. 343 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,875 Follow-up to a field mission. You know how it goes. 344 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:33,208 We red lined near the apex, and... 345 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,750 Well, it's never good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 346 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:42,583 Um, I'd like all files pertaining to the creation of the TVA, please. 347 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,500 Those are classified. 348 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,792 Okay. I'd like all files pertaining to the beginning of time then. 349 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,833 - Those are classified. - Okay, the end of time. 350 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,208 - Those are classified. - Okay, what files can I have? 351 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:03,875 Happy reading. 352 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,917 (SIGHS) 353 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,708 I found something. 354 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,583 No, I said, "Don't bother me until you've read all the files." 355 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,792 - I have. - Every file? 356 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,250 - Yes. - Pertaining to the Variant? 357 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,750 The answer isn't in the files, it's on the timeline. 358 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,333 He's hiding in apocalypses. 359 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,458 Which apocalypse? 360 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:38,958 Any time in history? There's, like, a million of 'em. 361 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,083 Ragnarok. Are you familiar? 362 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:46,083 Yes. The destruction of Asgard and most of its people. I'm sorry. 363 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,750 Yes, very sad. 364 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,167 Anyway, it got me thinking... 365 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,500 Go ahead. 366 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,458 Nexus events 367 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:58,833 happen when someone does something they're not supposed to do, right? 368 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,458 Well, it's a little more complicated, but, yeah. 369 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:04,375 Great. And then that thing they're not supposed to do, 370 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:08,000 cascades into a whole range of other things that aren't supposed to happen. 371 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:11,792 And so on and so forth, until eventually, a new timeline branches. Yes? 372 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,458 Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome. 373 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,625 - Exactly. So, let's just say... - Mmm-hmm. What are you doing? 374 00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:19,917 ...your salad is Asgard in this scenario. 375 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,542 - It's not Asgard, that's my lunch. - It's a metaphor. 376 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,265 - Just hang in there. - I want that salad. 377 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,125 And I could go down to Asgard 378 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,042 before Ragnarok causes its complete destruction 379 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,792 and I could do anything I wanted. 380 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:37,625 I could, let's say, push the Hulk off the Rainbow Bridge. 381 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:40,833 - There he goes. - The salt's Hulk? 382 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:44,625 And I could also... Set fire to the palace. 383 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:47,917 No, just stop. Don't set fire to the palace. 384 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,167 Okay? I can do whatever I want to do, and it would never matter. 385 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:55,625 It wouldn't go against the dictates of the timeline because... 386 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:01,833 Excuse me? MOBIUS: Oh, God! 387 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,042 - You! - Nice to see you. 388 00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:06,167 I just need this for a second. Thanks. 389 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,500 Because the apocalypse is coming. 390 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:13,667 Ragnarok, Surtur will destroy Asgard no matter what I do. 391 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:16,208 No, don't do... (SIGHS) 392 00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:19,250 LOKI: There's the apocalypse. MOBIUS: That's the apocalypse? 393 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,083 Ragnarok obliterates the salt. 394 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,250 Ragnarok. 395 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,208 There it is. 396 00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:31,542 What am I lookin' at? 397 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:34,500 Okay, it was a clumsy metaphor. But you see what I mean. 398 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:37,500 It doesn't matter. It could be any apocalypse. 399 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,917 It could be a tidal wave. It could be a meteor. 400 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,167 It could be a volcano, a supernova. 401 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:47,167 If everything and everyone around you is destined for imminent destruction, 402 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:51,208 then nothing that I say or do will matter, 403 00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:54,417 because the timeline's not gonna branch. 404 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,875 'Cause it gets destroyed. 405 00:23:56,958 --> 00:24:01,167 Hence, the Variant could be hiding in the apocalypse 406 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:04,000 and do whatever he wants, and we wouldn't know! 407 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:07,042 Not bad. 408 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,917 Take me to a real apocalypse, to Ragnarok, I'll show you. 409 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,125 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. So you can run away back to your homeland? No. 410 00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,083 No, I'm not going home. We can go anywhere. 411 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:19,125 I'm not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less an apocalypse. 412 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,750 Oh, Mobius, come on! 413 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,167 What could possibly go wrong? 414 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,875 We gotta properly test this theory. 415 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:25,417 Well, here's a fun theory. 416 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,125 You lure me out into the field, and stab me in the back. 417 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:30,125 And that's a theory I don't wanna test. 418 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:31,958 I'd never stab anyone in the back. 419 00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,875 That's such a boring form of betrayal. 420 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:37,000 Loki, I've studied almost every moment of your entire life. 421 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,167 You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, 50 times. 422 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,292 Well, I'd never do it again, because it got old. 423 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,417 (CHUCKLING) Okay. 424 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,167 Okay, look, you don't trust me, you can trust one thing. 425 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,292 I love to be right. 426 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 427 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,250 (DISTANT RUMBLING) 428 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,250 (WHISPERING) Here we go. Shh, any minute now. 429 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:18,125 Until this entire town is wiped off the face of this planet. 430 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:20,792 Imagine. All that volcanic ash... 431 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:22,625 I know. We don't want to get too giddy. 432 00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:24,167 Oh, come on! It's cool. 433 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,833 No, it is cool, but it's just not in good taste because... 434 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:28,458 They're all gonna die anyway. 435 00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:32,333 I know. Now listen, I'm gonna watch the TemPad for any variance energy. 436 00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:34,542 - Okay. - Okay, because we gotta be careful. 437 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,875 If you're wrong, and there's a good chance you are, 438 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:39,375 anything we do can create a huge branch. 439 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:42,375 Oh, Mobius! You make even the end of the world sound boring. 440 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,750 Listen! Okay, we're not meant to be here. 441 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,458 - Okay? - Okay. 442 00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:48,667 Anything we do can impact the course of history. 443 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:50,125 - Do you get that? - Yes. Yes. 444 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,500 So we're gonna start with very small disturbances. 445 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,500 - Very small. - Can you make bird noises? 446 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:56,667 Bird noises? 447 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,417 Yeah. Bird noises. Like some, like, whooshing noises. 448 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,208 (MIMICKING COOING) Oh. (GROANS) 449 00:26:01,292 --> 00:26:03,333 Loki! Loki! 450 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:09,292 (BLEATING) Go! (YIPPING) 451 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:12,375 Be free, my horned-friends, be free! 452 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:13,667 (SPEAKING LATIN) 453 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:44,030 (IN ENGLISH) We are from the future, right? 454 00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:46,125 What is the TVA? I mean, it's from the future. 455 00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:48,583 It sounds from the future. It's pretty future-y. 456 00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:50,542 (VOLCANO RUMBLES) (ALL SCREAMING) 457 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:52,417 Right on cue! (CHUCKLES) 458 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:55,458 Enjoy your last meal while you can! 459 00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:57,625 Nothing matters! 460 00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,792 Nothing has any consequence! 461 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,167 Dance while you still can! 462 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,833 Whoo-hoo! (DISTANT RUMBLING) 463 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,583 How'd we do? 464 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,792 I don't believe it. Zero variance energy. 465 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,500 No branching in the timeline. 466 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:14,750 The TVA would never even know we were here. 467 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:18,250 If it were me, this is where I would hide. 468 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,708 Doomsdays. The Variant's been ambushing our soldiers 469 00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:26,792 and hiding out in doomsdays to cover his tracks. 470 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:27,875 - You're welcome. - Yeah. 471 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,958 For this theory to hold, the disasters have to be 472 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:32,958 naturally-occurring, sudden, no warning, no survivors. 473 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,042 - How many could there be? - I don't know. 474 00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:36,125 We're gonna find out. 475 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:39,625 (SIGHS) 476 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:44,333 Hey? 477 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:47,167 Come on, let's take a walk. 478 00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:58,542 By the way, at your desk, that magazine? 479 00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:00,958 Yeah. The one on jet skis? 480 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,333 Yes. 481 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,792 Why do you have that? 482 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,292 Because they're awesome. 483 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:09,167 (CHUCKLES) I suppose they are. Yeah. 484 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:12,667 You know, some things... Actually, most things in history are kinda dumb, 485 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:15,417 and everything gets ruined eventually. 486 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:20,250 But in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, 487 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:24,417 there was a beautiful union of form and function, 488 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,250 which we call the jet ski, 489 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,625 and a reasonable man cannot differ. 490 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,625 You ever been on one? 491 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:34,208 No... No. 492 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:39,000 I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline, 493 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:41,042 that would create a branch for sure. 494 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,292 It'd be fun, though. 495 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,875 Yeah, it'd be really fun. 496 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,583 So, why read about them? 497 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:53,000 Just helps remind me of what we're fighting for. 498 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,792 I mean, you really believe in all this stuff, don't you? 499 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:02,000 I don't get hung up on, "Believe, not believe." 500 00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:04,208 I just accept what is. 501 00:29:04,292 --> 00:29:07,250 - Three magic lizards... - Time-Keepers. 502 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:09,542 - ...created the TVA, and everyone in it... - Right. 503 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,750 - ...including you? - Including me. 504 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,875 Every time I start to admire your intelligence, 505 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:16,583 - you say something like that. - Okay, who created you, Loki? 506 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:18,958 A Frost Giant of Jotunheim. 507 00:29:19,042 --> 00:29:20,375 And who raised you? 508 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,667 Odin of Asgard. 509 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,000 Odin, God of the Heavens. 510 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:27,375 Asgard, mystical realm, beyond the stars. 511 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,958 - Frost Giants. Listen to yourself... - It's not the same. 512 00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:31,362 - It's completely different. - No. 513 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,833 - It's not the same. - It's exactly the same thing. 514 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:36,625 Because if you think too hard about where any of us came from, 515 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,375 who we truly are, it sounds kinda ridiculous. 516 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,292 Existence is chaos. 517 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:44,458 Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it. 518 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:48,833 And I'm just lucky that the chaos I emerged into gave me all this... 519 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:52,542 My own glorious purpose. (SCOFFS) 520 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,500 'Cause the TVA is my life. 521 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,708 And it's real because I believe it's real. 522 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,333 Fair enough. You believe it's real. 523 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:03,792 Yeah. 524 00:30:03,875 --> 00:30:05,583 So everything is written. 525 00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,833 Past, present, future. 526 00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:09,708 There's no such thing as free will. 527 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:13,250 Well, I mean, you know, it's an oversimplification... 528 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,833 So, in fact, in a way, 529 00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:21,208 you and I here at the TVA, we're the only ones who are actually free. 530 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,667 Where are you going with this, Loki? 531 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,208 How does it all end? 532 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,875 That's a work in progress. 533 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,917 Oh, those lazy Time-Keepers. What are they waiting for? 534 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,208 Au contraire. 535 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:36,750 No. Because while we protect what came before, 536 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,417 they're toiling away in their chamber, 537 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:43,792 untangling the epilogue from its infinite branches. 538 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:47,167 Ah, I see. So, when they're finished, what happens then? 539 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:48,583 So are we. 540 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:50,292 No more nexus events. 541 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:51,417 Just order. 542 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,125 And we meet in peace at the end of time. 543 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:56,708 Nice, right? 544 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,250 - Only order? - Mmm-hmm. 545 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:03,000 No chaos? It sounds boring. 546 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,792 I'm sure it does to you. 547 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:06,667 You called me a scared little boy. 548 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:08,208 I called you a lotta things. 549 00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:09,458 You did. 550 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:11,708 You're wrong, though. 551 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:15,250 You see, I know something children don't. 552 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,625 What's that? 553 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,583 That no one bad is ever truly bad. 554 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,167 And no one good is ever truly good. 555 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:27,833 Scared little boy. 556 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:31,958 Yes, it was quite patronizing. I thought it was a bit too far, actually. 557 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:37,792 You're very clever. 558 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,167 I know. 559 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:46,833 The Variant left something behind at an old crime scene. 560 00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,875 A cathedral. A candy box. 561 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:50,250 An obvious anachronism. 562 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:53,000 I gave it to Analysis, but they couldn't find anything real. 563 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:55,667 - Why does that matter? - 'Cause now we have two variables. 564 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,833 Apocalyptic natural disasters and... 565 00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:03,292 Kablooie. LOKI: What's that? 566 00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:05,792 Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard? 567 00:32:05,875 --> 00:32:07,292 Yeah. Grapes, nuts. 568 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,750 No wonder you're so bitter. 569 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:14,833 Okay. Kablooie was only sold regionally on Earth from 2047 to 2051. 570 00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:18,000 We need to cross-reference that with every apocalyptic event. 571 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:19,167 I'm gonna give you half. 572 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,833 Have a competition, see who finds it. 573 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,417 - Sure. - You wanna bet something? 574 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,875 - Yeah. - Gentleman's bet. 575 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:26,958 Yeah, let's play for pride. Okay. May the best man win. Go. 576 00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:30,000 - Anything? - Uh... 577 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,458 It's not the climate disaster of 2048. 578 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,667 Or the tsunami of 2051. 579 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,708 Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 580 00:32:36,792 --> 00:32:38,208 2050. 581 00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,750 The extinction of the swallow... Is that a thing? 582 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,750 Completely screwed up the ecosystem. 583 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:45,208 Krakatoa erupted in 2049 as well. 584 00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:46,500 No Kablooie. 585 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:49,083 God, it's just one damn thing after another, isn't it? 586 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:52,333 - Cyclone, famine, volcanoes, floods... - Got him. 587 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:58,708 That's where he is. MOBIUS: Alabama, 2050. 588 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,833 You're gonna take my job if I'm not careful. 589 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:07,833 You want me to approve deployment of a fully-armed task force to... 590 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:09,958 - Yeah. - ...the Variant's potential hiding spot? 591 00:33:10,042 --> 00:33:11,833 Haven Hills, Alabama, corporate town 592 00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:14,208 owned by Roxxcart until it's wiped out by a hurricane. 593 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:15,792 All the food and supplies you need. 594 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,458 If he likes it, there's no reason 595 00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:20,333 he can't keep going back and just camping out, over and over. 596 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:22,625 And this is all based on a theory from the Variant 597 00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:25,667 - who just blew your previous mission? - Yeah, he's doing great. 598 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,417 Mobius, as your friend, 599 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,625 I have to tell you that trusting this man is not a good idea. 600 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,625 No. I know. But maybe he's worth the trouble. 601 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,667 He just uncovered a huge hole in our security. 602 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,292 That's what concerns me! 603 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,125 I can handle him. Trust me. 604 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,750 This is where we get our guy. 605 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,417 You, I trust, but him. 606 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,500 Listen, Ravonna, every instinct is telling me 607 00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,417 this is where we nail the Variant. 608 00:33:48,792 --> 00:33:51,333 Come on. You don't see me usually this worked up, right? 609 00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:53,000 I'm excited. 610 00:33:53,083 --> 00:33:55,083 I'm chomping at the bit. 611 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:59,542 - Okay. - Yes. Okay. 612 00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:00,833 - But, Mobius? - Yeah? 613 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:05,417 There's not much I can do if it doesn't work out. 614 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,875 For all time. 615 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:08,417 Always. 616 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,583 Okay. 617 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,833 We're on. 618 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:25,458 We are doing some good work today. 619 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:26,667 I thought so too. 620 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,333 I'm tellin' you. You actually help us catch this Variant, 621 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:30,958 and who knows, my friend. 622 00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:33,750 What, good enough for a face-to-face with the Time-Keepers? 623 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:34,833 I didn't say that. 624 00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:37,333 - One step at a time. - All right. One step at a time. 625 00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:39,583 - Just in case. - Yeah, don't those feel... 626 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:41,208 Absolutely not. 627 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,667 Gather around for a briefing. 628 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,750 Roxxcart is a vast superstore common to the era. 629 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:53,333 It consists of a series of sprawling sections, 630 00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,583 including a large warehouse. 631 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:59,833 This warehouse is being used by civilians as a shelter tryin' to ride out the storm. 632 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:02,750 Remember, this is a class ten apocalypse. 633 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,833 While the Variant shouldn't know we're coming, 634 00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:07,833 he could be hiding anywhere and should be considered hostile. 635 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:09,417 So stay alert. 636 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,625 Every time there is an attack, the Variant steals a reset charge. 637 00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:15,125 He's planning something. 638 00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,542 We just don't know what. 639 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:19,000 So keep an eye out for the missing charges, 640 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:22,667 and if you see a Loki, prune it. 641 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:26,167 The bad Loki, preferably. 642 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:41,250 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 643 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:57,792 Anything? 644 00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:00,083 Nothing yet. Move out! 645 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:18,750 (SIGHS) 646 00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:21,667 The hell was that? 647 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,625 That was me using magic to dry my clothes. 648 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:31,375 So I don't announce myself with every squeaky footstep like the rest of you. 649 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,500 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 650 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,583 HUNTER B-15: Take both teams and sweep the storm shelter. 651 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:38,363 Yes, ma'am. MOBIUS: Loki and I are gonna 652 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:40,042 check out the Green House. We'll meet... 653 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,250 - No. - No? 654 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,167 You go with D-90. He stays with me. 655 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:46,292 What are you... He's under my supervision. 656 00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:47,917 This is my field op, Mobius. 657 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,542 - If he's not a threat, then... - Of course he's a threat. 658 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,185 - Remember the Time Theater? - Mobius... 659 00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:54,417 - I want him with me. - You are welcome to go back 660 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:57,250 to the TVA and litigate with Renslayer, but right now... 661 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:58,875 We're here. We're not going back. 662 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:01,750 - The Variant is here. - Mobius, it's fine. It's fine. 663 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:03,833 You can trust me. 664 00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:10,000 I understand I have to earn that, so, I will. 665 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:16,917 Why is it the people you can't trust are always saying, "Trust me"? 666 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:20,833 Okay, try to hang on to your Time Collar this time. 667 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:22,583 We'll see you in the showroom. 668 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,958 I am glad we're getting to spend this time together. 669 00:38:01,042 --> 00:38:02,042 Quiet. (SOFT CLINKING) 670 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:03,925 - I'm saying we got off on the wrong... - Shh. 671 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,083 HUNTER B-15: Hey! 672 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:18,958 Whoa, whoa. It's okay. It's okay. 673 00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:20,458 What are you doing? 674 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,292 Shopping for plants. 675 00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:25,583 In this storm? 676 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:27,792 It's a hurricane sale. 677 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,667 Azaleas are half off. 678 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:31,542 Could that be you? 679 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:38,250 (WHISPERS) I mean, I probably would have worn a suit, but, yes, maybe. 680 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,625 Is he dead? 681 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:57,292 No. They usually survive. 682 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:07,667 So, you're the fool the TVA brought in to hunt me down. 683 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,625 Me, I presume. 684 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:18,125 Please. If anyone's anyone, you're me. 685 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,792 How nice to meet you. 686 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:27,917 NEWS ANCHOR: For the past hour we have seen winds intensifying. 687 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,667 Again, if you're just tuning in... (BABY CRYING) 688 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,958 HUNTER D-90: Check the bags for the reset charges. 689 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,833 You guys FEMA? 690 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:35,958 National Guard? 691 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,917 Could be any one of them. 692 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,333 Well, hey, if you got a 'copter or other transport, 693 00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:42,583 now is the time to use it. 694 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:46,250 We got women and kids, and that weather ain't playin'. 695 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,833 No, I'm sorry. We don't. 696 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:49,750 Well, how the heck did you get here? 697 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,667 What are you doing? 698 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,833 Hey! These people are scared. 699 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,250 They're about to die. They should be scared. 700 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,625 Okay. Not of us. 701 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:03,375 - Sir! - Take it easy. 702 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:05,875 What is it? 703 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,792 HUNTER C-20: (BREATHING HEAVILY) It's real. It's real. It's real. 704 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:15,750 It's real. It's real. It's real. 705 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:22,333 Enchantment is a clever trick. 706 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:25,792 Cowardly, a bit amateur-ish, but clever. 707 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:29,458 Almost as cowardly as working for the TVA. 708 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,333 I'm working for me. 709 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:33,417 (SCOFFS) You really believe that, don't you? 710 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,500 Yeah. 711 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:35,583 (THE VARIANT CHUCKLES) 712 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:38,958 And here I was worried that they'd found a better version of me. 713 00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:41,208 Hi, are you guys looking for the disaster shelter? 714 00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:42,375 No. 715 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:57,000 THE VARIANT: Oh, bless. 716 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:01,958 Are you going to call your little friends for help? (CHUCKLES) 717 00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:14,250 LOKI: What's the matter? 718 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,792 You too scared to meet me face-to-face? 719 00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:18,875 Show yourself. 720 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:23,417 You know, gaining their confidence was no mean feat. 721 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:29,667 Oh, my God. 722 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,250 You went undercover. 723 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:36,500 If you could possibly sheathe your smarm for a moment, 724 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:38,708 I have an offer for you. That's why I found you. 725 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:41,125 Go on. 726 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,500 I'm going to overthrow the Time-Keepers. 727 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:50,625 And, uh, cards on the table, 728 00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:53,750 I could use a qualified lieutenant. 729 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,083 And I assume you mean... Me? 730 00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:01,292 What say you... 731 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:04,042 Loki? 732 00:42:04,167 --> 00:42:06,667 Ugh. Don't call me that. 733 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,167 You can call me... 734 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,500 Randy. 735 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,875 God. Now I understand why Thor found this so annoying. 736 00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:18,625 Enough with your games. I've been trying to help you. 737 00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:21,417 I kept them vulnerable at the Renaissance Fair for some time. 738 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:23,500 Oh, gosh, and that was just so nice of you. 739 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:28,042 But after eight to ten seconds of consideration, 740 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:29,583 the answer is no. 741 00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:33,917 I'm not interested in ruling the Time Variance Authority. 742 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:42,000 HUNTER C-20: It's real. It's real. 743 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:44,125 It was real. It was real. 744 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,833 - What's real? What's... - It's real. 745 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:47,542 - She's off the dial. - It's real. 746 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:49,458 MOBIUS: Look at me. It's real. 747 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:50,542 I wanna go home. 748 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,583 We're gonna get you there. 749 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:55,292 Call the TVA, let the infirmary know... 750 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:57,333 No, no, no. I gave it away. 751 00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,583 - I gave it away. - What did you give away... 752 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,500 The Time-Keepers, where they are. 753 00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:06,083 I gave it away how to find them. 754 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,250 B-15, what is your status? 755 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:14,375 B-15, come in. What's your status? 756 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,458 (GROANS) 757 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,333 B-15, do you copy? 758 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,750 (BREATH SHUDDERS) 759 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:36,750 If you don't wanna rule the TVA, then what do you want? 760 00:43:36,833 --> 00:43:38,542 It doesn't matter. You're too late. 761 00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:40,667 I think you'll find I'm well ahead of schedule. 762 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,500 I found your hiding place like that. 763 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,333 I'd say that makes me the superior Loki, wouldn't you? 764 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:50,042 (SIGHS) I see. That's your plan. 765 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:53,333 Lure us all here so you can blow the place up. 766 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:01,458 (GRUNTS) (THE VARIANT CHUCKLES) 767 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,583 I miss Randy. 768 00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:09,625 (GRUNTS) (CHUCKLES) 769 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:12,083 Thank you for helping me stall for time. 770 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,333 You really do love to hear yourself talk. 771 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:17,083 (PANTING) You're the first person to tell me that. 772 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:18,167 (YELPS) 773 00:44:20,042 --> 00:44:21,375 (MUMBLING MOCKINGLY) 774 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:24,500 I would never treat me like this. 775 00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:26,375 Hi. 776 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:33,833 (BOTH GRUNTING) 777 00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:37,500 Oh, come on. Stop hiding. 778 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:55,042 Loki, if you had any honor you'd fight me as yourself. 779 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,500 I have shit to do. 780 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:57,958 Enough! (GRUNTS) 781 00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:04,667 (GROANS) 782 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,958 (BARKS) (GROANS) 783 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,440 HUNTER B-15: Mobius. Where is he? 784 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,167 - I lost him. - What happened? 785 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:14,292 I... 786 00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:16,250 Looks like your favorite Loki betrayed you. 787 00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:17,417 MOBIUS: Just move! 788 00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,833 (GROANING) 789 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:27,875 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 790 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,083 (TOY WHINING) 791 00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,875 What do you want from me? 792 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,250 What is this about? 793 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,750 (CHUCKLES) 794 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,625 THE VARIANT: Brace yourself, Loki. 795 00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:55,375 (CHUCKLES) 796 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,792 (THUDS) (SIGHS) 797 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:04,208 LOKI: (ON RECORDING) What do you want from me? 798 00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:05,542 What is this about? 799 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,917 What do you want from me? 800 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,083 What is this about? 801 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:13,125 What do you want from me? 802 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:17,292 What is this about? 803 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:19,250 This isn't about you. 804 00:46:22,542 --> 00:46:23,667 Right. 805 00:46:58,042 --> 00:46:59,250 Where they going? 806 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:05,292 (MONITOR BEEPING) 807 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:06,792 That's not possible. 808 00:47:10,667 --> 00:47:15,083 This is Analyst 1182-E, uh, reporting a code, uh, 000. 809 00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:17,208 Branches rapidly forming at a slope... 810 00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:19,333 Somebody just bombed the Sacred Timeline. 811 00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:33,708 (ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA SYSTEM) 812 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,292 MOBIUS: Loki! 813 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,833 Loki, wait! 814 00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:14,208 Wait! Loki, wait! 815 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:19,458 No! Wait, Loki! 816 00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:21,958 Damn it! 817 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:25,167 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 818 00:50:35,221 --> 00:50:41,221 Provided by SilverStark www.OpenSubtitles.org