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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（纸老虎）

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‎（恭喜！您已入选参加
‎独立歌曲创作者展演！）

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‎我入选了？

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‎我要唱歌了！

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‎-我要…
‎-楼上怎么回事？

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‎没事

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‎唱歌

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‎唱歌！

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‎你好！

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‎嗨 夏威夷怎么样？

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‎嗯 还行

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‎我父母正在和我姐吵架

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‎他们嫌她喝酒喝得太多了

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‎不过我们将装作一切安好
‎一会儿去参加夏威夷传统晚宴

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‎见鬼 对不起

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‎没关系

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‎一家人出来度假
‎哪有不闹矛盾的呢？

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‎传统晚宴上会杀猪吧?

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‎是的

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‎但我只吃一小片
‎以表示对当地文化的尊重

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‎你怎么样？

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‎我入选了纸老虎的歌曲创作者展演

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‎什么？我就知道你会入选！

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‎你会及时赶回来吗？

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‎会 我是说 我会从机场直接赶过去

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‎真是太棒了

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‎还有谁会去？

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‎这个嘛…

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‎昨天小莫看到塔比莎和她哥哥接吻了

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‎之前他们一直在秘密交往 所以…

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‎场面闹得很尴尬

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‎嗯 真是惨烈 我很遗憾

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‎是啊 我想要过一阵子
‎她们才愿意同处一室

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‎也许你可以像《天生一对》那样
‎想计策让她们和好

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‎就是林赛·罗韩
‎扮演双胞胎的那部电影

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‎对 我明白了

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‎你没看过那部电影 对吧？

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‎对

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‎那就准备做笔记吧

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‎那传统晚宴怎么办？

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‎那头猪又不会跑掉

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‎（发送至小莫：我留了一封语音邮件
‎抽空听听）

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‎（我也不希望你以这种方式发现）

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‎（请给我回电
‎对不起 我知道这很糟）

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‎（能聊聊吗？很抱歉）

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‎你的头发很漂亮

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‎谢谢

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‎还记得我们来这里参加父女舞会吗？

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‎六年级的时候？

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‎我战胜了舞池里的其他父亲

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‎拿了一等奖

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‎是参与奖

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‎是啊

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‎你知道 我们应该…

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‎我们应该多做点这种事

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‎这也是…

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‎我今天想见你的原因

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‎我和你妈一直在商量共同监护的事

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‎她怎么说？

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‎她说要你拿主意 不过…

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‎我很想重新和你共度时光

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‎什么都没有改变

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‎爸爸 一切都变了

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‎对 但是没必要搞成这样 我是说

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‎我们可以依然是塔比和爸爸
‎舞蹈比赛的冠军

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‎是参与者

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‎我在尽力而为 亲爱的

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‎我知道你生我气

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‎你的怨气已经表露无遗了

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‎用一大堆美国运通信用卡账单

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‎也许我花的钱比平时要多
‎但还没到那个程度

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‎你花了很多钱

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‎听着 本来我今天不想提这个

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‎是啊 但你提了 所以

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‎你让事情变得简单了

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‎我选择妈妈

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‎你可以留着你的乡村俱乐部 还有…

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‎你可以留着你的信用卡

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‎该死的本

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‎你叫我？

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‎是的

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‎你把火鸡吃光了

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‎-是的
‎-对 真棒 太酷了

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‎你想吃什么就尽管吃 让我饿着好了

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‎是谁为你的小小聚餐做的火鸡？

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‎这和火鸡根本就无关 本！

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‎瞧 这就是我和塔比莎瞒着你的原因

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‎她说你会抓狂

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‎噢 所以你们谈过我？

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‎这就像是让你俩兴奋不已的
‎变态的小秘密 就像

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‎“噢 耶 塔比莎 别告诉小莫”

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‎“对 本 小莫是个疯子”

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‎老天 小莫

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‎也许这一次和你无关

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‎这一次？

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‎只要有你在 什么事都与我无关

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‎吵什么呢？

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‎你儿子把火鸡吃光了

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‎他见到什么就吃个精光
‎完全不管别人

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‎像个自私的、有纹身的…

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‎霸王龙

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‎本

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‎算了

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‎慢慢享用剩下的剩菜吧

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‎（黑色星期五）

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‎嘿

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‎谢谢你赶过来 你怎么样？

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‎我很高兴你给我打电话

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‎她来干什么？

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‎美食广场逍遥游也不过如此嘛

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‎这是搞偷袭吗？

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‎惊喜 我想让你俩和好

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‎你知道吧？事先告诉我们就不管用了

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‎我走了

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‎不 等等 我…

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‎你们不能为了这件事互相生气

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‎你们有这么深厚的交情和…友谊

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‎嗯 她不是那种感情用事的人 所以…

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‎是啊 她自以为很了解我
‎其实根本不是

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‎好吧 不如我们好好利用
‎黑色星期五促销的机会

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‎一起去占晚期资本主义的便宜

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‎谁最会偷算谁赢 怎么样？

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‎每次都是塔比莎赢

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‎她看上什么就拿什么
‎因为她认为她有这个权利

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‎所有人都由着她

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‎小莫 我也不想搞成这样
‎我们本来打算告诉你的

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‎是吗？本说你们没打算告诉我

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‎因为你们觉得我是个十足的精神病

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‎什么？

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‎-我告诉过你 应该告诉她的
‎-等等

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‎你也知道？

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‎我是说 我…

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‎很高兴了解大家的态度

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‎-小莫 对不起
‎-不用

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‎别向我道歉

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‎其实是我的错
‎我以为我可以再次信任你们

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‎你满意了吧？

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‎现在她生我们两个的气了

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‎星期一学校见

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‎三份素卷饼！

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‎-谢谢
‎-嗯

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‎嗯 爸爸 我马上就来

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‎再见

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‎-对…
‎-我们是不是逛过这家？

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‎对 一些小东西

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‎今年圣诞老人比往年瘦

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‎-确实
‎-他是不是得了绦虫？

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‎北极应该没有绦虫 小朋友

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‎你昨晚不是上夜班吗？

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‎我整晚没睡

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‎本没回家

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‎他去哪儿了？

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‎我还想问你呢 你没有他的消息吗？

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‎一直吵架

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‎我不想一家人搞成这样

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‎我也不想 只是他太…

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‎任性？

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‎我知道

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‎我喜欢我的孩子具有独立性

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‎你们不得不独立

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‎但他不回电话或短信

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‎我甚至问了他的一些朋友

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‎戴夫那孩子是怎么回事？

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‎他竟然在电话里打嗝

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‎我会找到本的

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‎你去睡会儿 好吗？

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‎好

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‎但我会把手机开着

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‎有消息就给我打电话 好吗？

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‎当然

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‎（发给塔比莎：见过本吗？）

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‎（塔比莎：感恩节后就没见过了）

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‎（我们又开始聊天了吗？）

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‎（小莫：没有）

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‎-你好
‎-嘿

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‎疗养院怎么样？

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‎有没有带水晶回来？

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‎棒极了

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‎说了很多极端坦诚的话

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‎但我不明白
‎干嘛要我对着我的阴部念经

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‎-我是说 她本来就好好的
‎-恶心 妈

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‎说吧 你和你爸是怎么回事？

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‎他给我打电话
‎说你感恩节放他的鸽子

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‎而且他很担心你的信用卡

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‎爸爸只担心他的美国运通信用卡

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‎他才不会担心我呢

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‎宝贝 不是这样的

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‎他爱你胜过一切

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‎他只是犯了一些错误

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‎我们不是恨他吗？

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‎也许我们有过片刻的恨意

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‎但憎恨只会将你吞噬

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‎所以…

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‎也许是时候再给他一次机会了

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‎正如疗养院的人所说

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‎当我们开诚布公地进行交流时

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‎我们就能解锁我们的未来

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‎这是你对你的阴部说的话 还是…

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‎（独立歌曲创作者展演
‎周六晚上7点）

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‎检查麦克风

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‎-嘿
‎-嗨

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‎感觉怎么样？

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‎想吐

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‎所以我给你带了…

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‎这个

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‎阿拉斯加航空公司赠送的

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‎呕吐袋？

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‎你真好

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‎塔比莎和小莫会来吗？

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‎我设了一个圈套

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‎结果失败了

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‎其实还挺好玩的
‎因为事情发生在商场

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‎嗯 我很遗憾

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‎嗯 其实我也给你带了一样东西

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‎为了谢谢你这么棒

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00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,508
‎哇 我…

218
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,268
‎这不是呕吐袋

219
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,771
‎-什么？
‎-不 我只是…

220
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,977
‎我从未收到过礼物 来自…

221
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,651
‎你懂的 而且…这很漂亮

222
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,194
‎我… 当时正在打折

223
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,150
‎黑色星期五

224
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,361
‎好了 表演者们 来后台

225
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,572
‎请表演者来后台

226
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,372
‎感觉我都忘了如何呼吸了

227
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,950
‎专注在音乐上

228
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,042
‎你会唱得很好的

229
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,964
‎等一下 能给你拍张照吗？

230
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,127
‎不错

231
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,625
‎好了

232
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,262
‎再见

233
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,638
‎喂 混蛋

234
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,476
‎你妈在担心你

235
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,151
‎等我一下…

236
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,283
‎你不能就这样一走了之

237
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,397
‎我们每次都会回家 这是规矩 对吧？

238
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,572
‎我不是爸爸 好吗？

239
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:23,695
‎对 你继承了他喜欢一走了之的基因

240
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,501
‎所以我猜你会离开这里

241
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,409
‎听着

242
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,619
‎对不起 我们不该瞒着你

243
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,789
‎我只是…

244
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,086
‎我不想惹你更加生气

245
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,758
‎我知道你还在为了另一件事生气

246
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,049
‎我偷了东西 你替我背黑锅

247
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,045
‎你已经有两次前科了

248
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,347
‎我能怎么办？

249
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,271
‎让你去坐牢吗？

250
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,600
‎嗯 这个嘛

251
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,226
‎当时妈妈仍想把我送走

252
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,145
‎你又要参加…

253
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,185
‎可笑的扒窃互助会聚会

254
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,493
‎参加聚会也没那么糟

255
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,025
‎对不起

256
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,204
‎好吗？

257
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,872
‎我不想让你觉得自己孤零零的

258
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,655
‎让你觉得谁都信不过

259
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,504
‎我信任他人

260
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,381
‎有些人

261
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,797
‎好吧 少数几个人

262
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,719
‎有…

263
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,885
‎一、两个 至少

264
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,102
‎这就是塔比莎的长处

265
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,352
‎天啊

266
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,637
‎不是吧？

267
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:34,516
‎她没有把我当成一个
‎随时有可能犯错的人

268
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,533
‎她看着我的时候

269
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,189
‎她看见的不是一个…

270
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,664
‎怎么说来着？

271
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,779
‎有纹身的霸王龙？

272
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,529
‎对

273
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,657
‎对不起

274
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:55,035
‎你和塔比莎能够找到对方
‎我猜也是一件好事

275
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,535
‎虽然恶心…

276
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,343
‎但是挺好的

277
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,086
‎其实我…

278
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,261
‎猜我也…

279
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,682
‎有一个像这样的人 我…

280
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:13,232
‎在他的眼中 我是最好的自己

281
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,439
‎让我想做个更好的人

282
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,534
‎你瞧

283
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,611
‎这很美好

284
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,534
‎天啊 看看我们

285
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,571
‎完全长大了

286
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,036
‎（来自吉莉安的新消息）

287
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,668
‎（救命 这个可爱的人类
‎需要你的支持 纸老虎：快来！）

288
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,245
‎-我得走了
‎-好

289
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,130
‎给妈妈打电话

290
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,430
‎那就家里见了

291
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,224
‎爱你

292
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,679
‎好了 各位 接下来上场的是

293
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,596
‎艾洛蒂·戴维斯

294
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:16,004
‎干燥炙热

295
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,377
‎让我步履踉跄

296
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,760
‎白色的沙丘

297
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,593
‎我不想离去

298
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,346
‎对不起

299
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,482
‎好吧 你真烂

300
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:39,858
‎你是我见到的唯一光亮

301
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,355
‎尴尬了

302
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,025
‎你是我见到的唯一光亮

303
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,664
‎等等 那是萨宾！

304
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,207
‎大家好 波特兰！

305
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,875
‎你能行

306
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:22,481
‎你是我见到的唯一光亮

307
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:26,194
‎我像是一直在黑暗中开车

308
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:31,236
‎有你这个向导就够了

309
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:40,207
‎你让我想成为某个人

310
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:49,681
‎从前的我 不知道更好是怎样

311
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,847
‎一天慢慢地逝去

312
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,599
‎你像是为我而来

313
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:06,817
‎你让我想成为某个人

314
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:15,624
‎你是我见到的唯一光亮

315
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,291
‎我像是一直在黑暗中开车

316
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:24,420
‎有你这个向导就够了

317
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,089
‎在乘客中…

318
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,723
‎-这也太离谱了
‎-就是啊

319
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:37,510
‎现在的我仿佛不想去睡觉

320
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:42,348
‎你是我唯一需要的光亮

321
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:51,533
‎不想去睡觉

322
00:17:55,407 --> 00:18:01,497
‎不想去睡觉

323
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,456
‎你是

324
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,705
‎唯一

325
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:11,047
‎我不想去睡觉

326
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,467
‎请不要离去

327
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,800
‎请不要离去

328
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:21,483
‎我不想去睡觉

329
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,196
‎天啊 刚才太棒了

330
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,160
‎他们爱你！他们爱我们！

331
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,501
‎是啊

332
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,328
‎对了 这把尤克里里不错

333
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,629
‎-是啊
‎-我之前还在想 你会怎样处置它

334
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,545
‎等一下 你怎么会…

335
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,295
‎巡演结束了吗？

336
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,051
‎我只是回来过感恩节

337
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,636
‎我听朋友说你在演出名单上
‎我不想错过

338
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,013
‎你刚才太棒了

339
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,178
‎谢谢帮忙

340
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,353
‎你想去酒吧吗？喝一杯庆祝一下？

341
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,396
‎会很好玩的

342
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,225
‎不了 我得去找朋友

343
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,412
‎再见

344
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,866
‎再见

345
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,504
‎-你唱得太好了
‎-对啊！

346
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,630
‎你怎么不告诉我们你要做

347
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,881
‎-音乐首秀？
‎-对啊

348
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,420
‎在商场我本来想告诉你们的

349
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,876
‎但你们是怎么知道的？

350
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,506
‎-吉莉安
‎-真的吗？

351
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,683
‎她在哪儿？

352
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,892
‎你们玩明星诞生的戏码时 她走了

353
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,183
‎是啊 小艾 你俩四目相接的时候

354
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,475
‎电光四射

355
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,904
‎我要去找她了
‎但我很高兴你们来看我演出

356
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,322
‎-再见！
‎-再见

357
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,398
‎-干得漂亮 姐们儿
‎-谢谢

358
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,068
‎-听着 我只是…
‎-我只是…

359
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,533
‎-好 你先说
‎-好

360
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:02,333
‎我只想说我很抱歉
‎我不该因为你和本的事抓狂

361
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,749
‎我也很抱歉 我们不该瞒着你交往

362
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:09,497
‎我本来想告诉你的
‎但我不想让你觉得我是带状疱疹

363
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,753
‎我是说 也许有一点

364
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,173
‎但你让他展现出了
‎内心中积极的一面

365
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,343
‎所以

366
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,144
‎如果你们想在一起 那么…

367
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,049
‎真的吗？

368
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,847
‎是的 不过有一个条件

369
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,478
‎你们的关系
‎永远不会影响你和我的关系

370
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,192
‎知道了

371
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,230
‎对了 还有
‎我本来想留着心理治疗时说的

372
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,364
‎但我想我绝对无法想象
‎我哥哥的性感画面

373
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,362
‎-一言为定
‎-好

374
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:39,663
‎今后我对你极端坦诚
‎但不提让人尴尬的细节

375
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,448
‎-好
‎-因为…

376
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,741
‎当我们开诚布公地交流时

377
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,655
‎我们就可以解锁我们的未来

378
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,004
‎再说一遍 尤达？

379
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,499
‎这是我妈说的

380
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,212
‎很好

381
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,384
‎嘿 我是吉莉安
‎我不听语音留言 好 再见

382
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,847
‎嘿 我是吉莉安
‎我不听语音留言 好 再见

383
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,810
‎见鬼

384
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,319
‎她把我屏蔽了？

385
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,776
‎嘿

386
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:27,697
‎这是干嘛？

387
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,003
‎下次你再离家出走的话

388
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,710
‎可以带我们一起走

389
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:33,961
‎斯宾塞

390
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,337
‎这是哪儿来的？

391
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,012
‎我偷的

392
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,892
‎不 斯宾塞 你不可以偷东西

393
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,060
‎为什么不行？你都可以

394
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,309
‎真希望你在现场

395
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,482
‎-她竟然真的祝福我们
‎-祝福？

396
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,275
‎-听起来很严肃啊
‎-是的 别太激动

397
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,613
‎塔比莎 可以下楼来吗？

398
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:05,951
‎一会儿再聊？

399
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,702
‎-好
‎-好

400
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:19,673
‎妈 他来干什么？

401
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,133
‎为了信用卡的事

402
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,594
‎嗯 我还给他了 没问题了

403
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,295
‎有问题

404
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,845
‎我的业务经理刚刚给我打电话
‎说又有新的消费

405
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,889
‎新消费了几万美元

406
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:31,854
‎等等 什么？

407
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,313
‎在苹果店买了一台电脑
‎在马里奥买了衣服

408
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:36,484
‎一只1500美元的手表？

409
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,274
‎等等 我…

410
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,317
‎我知道你在生你爸的气
‎因为我生他的气

411
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,530
‎但我没想到
‎我会让你恨他到这种程度

412
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,781
‎这事很严重 塔比莎

413
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,362
‎爸妈 这不是我干的

414
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,867
‎那是谁干的？

415
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,278
‎难道你把信用卡号码
‎告诉你的朋友了吗？

416
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,908
‎没有 我为什么要那样做？

417
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:53,084
‎我不知道为什么 你最近做事让人…

418
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,413
‎-…摸不着头脑
‎-好了 够了

419
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,290
‎我们都知道
‎我们一家人之间需要重建信任

420
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,009
‎但我信任女儿

421
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,173
‎我们已经让她够难受了

422
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,507
‎现在她需要我们

423
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:11,968
‎你说得对

424
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,233
‎我给信用卡公司打电话

425
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,103
‎再见

426
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,777
‎爸爸 等一下

427
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,275
‎也许我们可以…

428
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,200
‎这个周末一起吃顿饭什么的

429
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,408
‎也许我们可以去你喜欢的那家
‎奇怪的融合餐厅

430
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,947
‎卖涮涮锅那家？

431
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,369
‎是的

432
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,094
‎（湖岸中学）

433
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,973
‎我说 肖老师把考试成绩给你了吗？

434
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,301
‎98分 小子

435
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,594
‎好样的！

436
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,677
‎提前知道答案的话 考试很轻松

437
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,222
‎老兄 闭嘴 好吗？

438
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:55,475
‎要是你的内线能帮我搞到历史考题
‎就告诉我一声

439
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,389
‎我的内线？

440
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,057
‎嘿

441
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,726
‎全在这里 懂吗？

442
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,565
‎对吧？我没说错吧？

443
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:05,531
‎完全正确

444
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:06,951
‎再见

445
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,953
‎嘿 摇滚明星

446
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:11,445
‎未来的嫂子

447
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,493
‎你心情不错嘛

448
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,116
‎是啊 我感觉很不错

449
00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,658
‎误会消除了 跟我哥

450
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:18,827
‎还有你

451
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,999
‎哇 难道健康的人就是这种感觉？

452
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,586
‎我不知道

453
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,260
‎还有 我最近一直在考虑

454
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,548
‎你关于极端坦诚的观念 然后…

455
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,602
‎我决定向诺亚坦白

456
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:32,965
‎就今天下午

457
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,432
‎-等等 真的吗？
‎-是的

458
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,429
‎蔡斯、那个吻…

459
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,847
‎被勒索的事

460
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:43,940
‎对 如果诺亚真是我的男朋友
‎他就有权了解真相

461
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,321
‎只有这样 我和他才能更进一步

462
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,742
‎从现在起

463
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,033
‎你们看到的是全新的、更好的我

464
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,656
‎小莫2.0！

465
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,456
‎嗨

466
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,804
‎就想…知道我要发多少条
‎未被回复的短信

467
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,554
‎才有资格成为神经病

468
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,017
‎我知道那天…

469
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,314
‎很尴尬 但我…

470
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,563
‎我发誓 我不知道萨宾会去

471
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:22,555
‎尴尬？

472
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,780
‎看着海蒂·霍巴特控干
‎她小号上的口水 那才叫尴尬

473
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,739
‎不如说是…

474
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,741
‎羞辱

475
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:32,985
‎我很遗憾

476
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,078
‎我不觉得遗憾

477
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,292
‎我看见你俩在一起 然后…

478
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,502
‎你们在一起的样子太棒了

479
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,383
‎不 我只是…我当时太紧张了

480
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,591
‎而且我…你知道
‎被那首歌搞得手忙脚乱

481
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,178
‎但我和她早就分手了

482
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,680
‎已经没有感情了

483
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,892
‎感觉不像是没有感情

484
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,023
‎那就…

485
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,097
‎祝你好运了

486
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,903
‎芬奇同学 可以谈谈吗？

487
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,700
‎嗨 什么事？

488
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,445
‎跟我来 马上

489
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,054
‎-嘿
‎-唷 怎么回事…

490
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,484
‎怎么回事？

491
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,191
‎怎么 看见我帅气的男朋友
‎我就不能高兴一下吗？

492
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,611
‎男朋友？

493
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:48,983
‎现在我有点担心了

494
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,605
‎什么？是真的

495
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:54,492
‎诺亚·西莫斯是我的男朋友！

496
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,201
‎没人在乎！

497
00:26:57,073 --> 00:27:00,203
‎很好 我有几条好消息
‎能让你更加开心

498
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,325
‎好吧 我有很多话想跟你说

499
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,332
‎我发现布雷迪数学考试作弊

500
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:05,961
‎我告发他了

501
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,748
‎-等等 你…
‎-没错

502
00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,424
‎肖老师也很生气

503
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:12,209
‎但他总算要为自己的行为
‎付出代价了 知道吧？

504
00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:14,261
‎怎么了？

505
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,086
‎我以为你会很开心

506
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,601
‎他要倒霉了

507
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,425
‎是啊 这是…

508
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:21,854
‎等一下

509
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,601
‎…我想告诉你的其中一件事

510
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,643
‎等一下 布雷迪给我发短信了

511
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,267
‎多半是他拉裤子了

512
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,194
‎让我看看

513
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:30,979
‎天啊

514
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:35,566
‎这是什么？

515
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,954
‎-事情不是看起来那样
‎-你和蔡斯·拉奥接吻？

516
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,201
‎-我知道大家一直说…
‎-知道吗？算了

517
00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,373
‎我已经受够了你的鬼话

518
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:43,998
‎谎言…

519
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,325
‎三心二意 我忍太久了

520
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,922
‎小莫 听我说

521
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:52,801
‎我们结束了

522
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,884
‎我们结束了

523
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,873
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