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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（還生氣嗎？路卡？）

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‎（路卡，你沒事吧？）

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‎（我開始擔心了…）

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‎（請打給我）

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‎別這樣嚇我

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‎抱歉

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‎喬登的派對就在這週末

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‎我們還沒談過分手後的友誼監護權

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‎喬登可以給你

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‎好，不，我猜到了

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‎但是…我知道妳有多愛萬聖節派對

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‎-你也能去派對
‎-妳確定嗎？

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‎妳想去的話，我可以做其他事

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‎我不要妳感覺尷尬之類的

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‎你可以去的，去吧

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‎好，謝了

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‎萬聖節快樂

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‎他想幹嘛？

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‎他想去喬登的萬聖節派對

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‎他人好得很詭異

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‎也許療程對他有用了

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‎我對天發誓，妳要是跟布雷迪復合

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‎我就會刺殺妳

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‎路卡搬走了？連床墊都沒了？

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‎就像沒人住過那裡一樣

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‎-像全都是我想像的
‎-各位好！

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‎真是搞失蹤的新境界

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‎他就這樣消失了？妳還好嗎？

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‎我覺得像瘋了一樣，我還以為我懂他

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‎我們確定他自稱的身份是真的嗎？

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‎也許他惹上麻煩了

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‎我在新墨西哥認識了一個
‎失蹤八個月的高二生

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‎她終於出現時，大家都認為

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‎她被外星人綁架了

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‎不，她一定是懷孕離校生孩子了

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‎-對
‎-這樣比較有道理

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‎-我們該傳簡訊給薩比恩？
‎-不要！

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‎我只想找到其他事專心

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‎也許是學業，攝影…

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‎只是我的整個照相作業

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‎拍的都只有路卡愚蠢美麗的臉龐

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‎別把男孩子和作業混在一起

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‎對，我得全部重做，照新照片

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‎路卡要是想被刪除，我辦得到

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‎女士們，我想確認萬聖節派對一事

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‎我沒收到妳們回覆

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‎但很多人說
‎他們邀請函進了垃圾信箱

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‎所以好意提醒
‎明晚派對在我家，可以自帶餐點

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‎-等等，跟喬登派對同個晚上？
‎-真壞

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‎喬登說他要在週五辦派對

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‎然後毅然改到週六

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‎不管我都寄出線上邀請了

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‎但妳們都會來，對吧？

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‎不行，也不想去

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‎塔比莎呢？

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‎我們那裡見，對吧？

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‎抱歉，我被禁足了

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‎大家都不能去

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‎就更證明我高二被詛咒了

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‎只有高二？

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‎我對自己發誓

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‎我才不要當在電腦實驗室接吻的女生

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‎我把妳變成熱血美國青少女的計畫

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‎已經逐漸實現

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‎很快地，我會讓妳在賽前動員會加油

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‎穿著我的校隊外套

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‎這輩子不可能

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‎妳確定不來喬登的派對？

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‎拜託，我想到了很棒的情侶裝

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‎怎樣啦？

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‎喬登的哥哥要從
‎華盛頓大學開車載酒桶來

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‎你以為酒桶會改變我心意，真天真

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‎我媽媽叫人替她代班

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‎我們要跟班一起看
‎《科學怪人的新娘》

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‎-抱歉
‎-好

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‎跟家人一起裝可愛吧

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‎也許我晚點再打給妳

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‎也許我會接電話喔

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‎怎樣啦？

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‎沒錯，別看，克雷格！

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‎我能借85mm鏡頭嗎？

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‎妳有預約嗎？

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‎沒有，但可以借嗎？

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‎可以，要是我能決定，妳就能借

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‎但紀念冊組的人員能優先借，所以…

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‎如果學校不借我適用器材

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‎我要怎麼做作業？

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‎聽起來像個塔比莎問題

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‎好，你在幸災樂禍
‎有其他人能談嗎？

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‎有，妳能跟我經理談

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‎也許我就該跟你經理談

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‎妳好，我是經理，有問題嗎？

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‎不用了

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‎我薪水那麼低，才不想處理奧客

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‎你又沒有薪水

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‎艾洛蒂？好

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‎試試看

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‎妳音跑掉了

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‎抱歉

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‎妳看上單簧管女了嗎？

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‎我喜歡普通女生很怪嗎？

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‎不會，我懂

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‎我前一個約會對象
‎令人望而生畏，可是…

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‎吉莉安感覺人很好

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‎很親切

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‎那就親近她啊

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‎好，我不太確定

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‎她是哪種人

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‎我不確定她喜不喜歡女生

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‎社交媒體有妳需要的一切答案

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‎好…

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‎這應該就是她

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‎她開速霸陸

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‎波特蘭很多人都開這種車

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‎很有可能，但又不能確定

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‎（女孩，妳的身體，妳的選擇）

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‎她也愛雷恩葛斯林梗圖

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‎什麼意思？

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‎代表她是個謎團

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‎那麼現在…

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‎要讓機器人…

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‎前進

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‎前進！

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‎前進！

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‎-機器人不懂
‎-顯然是機械有問題

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‎莫伊，妳有接好終端機端子嗎？

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‎有，再檢查一次吧，老兄

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‎妳可以檢查嗎？

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‎凱蒂，莫伊沒辦法排除故障…

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‎因為她經驗有限

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‎讓她檢查吧，她很聰明的

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‎你的“前進”打成“前僅”

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‎鍵盤一定是…

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‎不好打

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‎好啦

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‎妳萬聖節有安排嗎？

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‎沒什麼特別的

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‎玉米糖、南瓜…

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‎捉鬼

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‎我以為妳會去喬登的派對

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‎因為受歡迎的小孩都會去

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‎妳認為我很受歡迎？

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‎我是說…

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‎對啊

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‎我並沒有

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‎妳才是，所以…

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‎真酷

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‎妳要去喬登家嗎？

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‎不，我…

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‎我會去蕾切爾家，那裡…

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‎-比較適合我
‎-好

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‎她很認真看待那場派對

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‎對啊，我有點擔心要是不去

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‎她可能會開她的起亞車撞我

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‎對

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‎再見

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‎“捉鬼”？

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‎三、二、一

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‎-怎樣啊？
‎-好

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‎好，復活吧！

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‎好，我要冒斷手的險說，裝飾完畢

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‎對，第一次說還算好笑

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‎明晚就知道有多少要糖果的小孩了

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‎對，這個嘛…

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‎蕾切爾家要辦派對…

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‎不行

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‎你沒讓我說完

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‎妳被禁足了
‎我不懂妳怎會以為還能討價還價

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‎因為我回來後，就全都照你說的做

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‎遵守規矩，遵守戒偷12守則

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‎幫忙裝飾

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‎妳幫忙裝飾，只是想討價還價？

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‎不是，那裡只會有幾位
‎變裝出席的年輕人

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‎很規矩的

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‎她兩個爸爸也會在家

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‎我想你也許認識他們，所以…

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‎我認為你可以打電話，然後…

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‎解釋狀況，然後…

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‎也許讓我去一、兩個鐘頭

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‎拜託

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‎不行

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‎我要能在世上生存，才能變好

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‎而且明晚是萬聖節

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‎我能不能扭你的手臂…

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‎改變你心意？

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‎我們要去蕾切爾的派對

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‎等等，為什麼？

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‎我跟獄卒約好了，我能假釋一晚

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‎超棒的

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‎因為那裡有個我想遇到的人

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‎所以不是假釋狀況，比較像親密接見

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‎等等，對方是誰？

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‎我們一起練樂團

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‎妳的對象都是音樂人啊？

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‎不是，她跟薩比恩不一樣

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‎我連她是不是同志都不確定

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‎但感覺有選擇很好，妳們知道嗎？

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‎好，我很贊同妳們倆

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‎追求年紀相仿的對象

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‎但是去蕾切爾家？

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‎可能會很好玩的

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‎不用了，我看電影都計畫好了

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‎波洛斯卡洛夫，憤怒的鎮民

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‎棉花糖微波爆米花

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‎-拜託
‎-聽著，我就去吧

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‎而且我能拍攝野生動物

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‎我需要新主題拍攝

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‎好啦

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‎我就去吧

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‎但我要能挖苦才行

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‎妳要背棄我們
‎去參加高中扮裝派對？

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‎酷

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00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:12,987
‎去死！我是在幫朋友

215
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:14,779
‎莫伊，別說髒話

216
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,454
‎班，對妹妹好一點

217
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,116
‎你不想跟老媽共渡嗎？

218
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,041
‎“老媽”要是想對我
‎生意計畫潑冷水就不想

219
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,251
‎你沒有生意計畫
‎你只是嗑藥後想吃東西

220
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,420
‎又來了

221
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,709
‎我只是說你得讀完高中

222
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,133
‎好嗎？別分心做另一個不成熟的嗜好

223
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,465
‎我要提醒你摩托車那事嗎？

224
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,339
‎好，首先，我是說…

225
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,268
‎我打擾了嗎？

226
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:42,731
‎謝天謝地

227
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,098
‎好

228
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,938
‎我們要穿什麼過去？別說性感衣物

229
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,694
‎我只想穿舒適衣物

230
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,322
‎我可能有東西能借妳們

231
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,874
‎好，妳媽媽和莫伊在玩裝扮

232
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,789
‎很可愛

233
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,248
‎妳曾想過要重來嗎？

234
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,384
‎我幾乎一直都想這麼做

235
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,956
‎年輕時搞砸過幾次
‎大家就認為我只會搞砸

236
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,260
‎對，我懂，大家對我也有既定印象

237
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,178
‎怎麼了嗎？

238
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,352
‎很蠢

239
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:22,716
‎男孩子的事

240
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,692
‎但老實說，我努力不去想了

241
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,442
‎妳想揍麵團嗎？

242
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,072
‎不用了

243
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,816
‎來嘛，藏著怒氣不是好事

244
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,241
‎麵團又不怕痛

245
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,324
‎妳揍得越大力，麵包越好吃

246
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,164
‎-好
‎-好

247
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,041
‎就這樣？拜託，大力點

248
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,035
‎好

249
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,246
‎拜託，妳很強壯的

250
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,585
‎-用身體的力量
‎-我知道

251
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,344
‎我好像喜歡做麵包

252
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,885
‎不管你們在幹嘛，請停下來

253
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,597
‎我們找到舒適的衣物了

254
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,860
‎妳們看起來真棒

255
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,114
‎我的手機呢？

256
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,363
‎我要照相給護士站看

257
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:22,196
‎等等，這是情侶裝嗎？

258
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,737
‎-天哪
‎-對

259
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,196
‎妳們看起來像潔牙師

260
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,290
‎-女士們…
‎-對，妳看起來…

261
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,495
‎搞什麼鬼？

262
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,209
‎現在妳變急診室護士了

263
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,878
‎-妳則將被控告醫療疏失
‎-好

264
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,216
‎拜託…

265
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,432
‎這兩件是我完好的刷手服

266
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:44,971
‎-抱歉，媽
‎-抱歉，媽

267
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,518
‎你們會一直待在這裡，對吧？

268
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,520
‎-都不會離開，我能信任…
‎-對

269
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,613
‎因為我懷疑她會跑掉，然後…

270
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:57,284
‎只是我不想當過度保護的父親

271
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,609
‎妳這衣服算很有趣

272
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,913
‎對，這件是我繼母的衣服

273
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,489
‎這是沙拉嗎？

274
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,743
‎-為什麼沒有更多人來？
‎-時間還早

275
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,695
‎不，妳不懂這情況有多嚴重

276
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,157
‎10月是高中剩下時光的縮影

277
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,867
‎我只有這個月能跟上，不對

278
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,086
‎只剩今晚能努力了

279
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,341
‎女士，妳在這裡似乎不會惹上麻煩

280
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,599
‎這是沙拉嗎？

281
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,099
‎我會乖乖的

282
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,429
‎我整整90分鐘後再來接妳

283
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,942
‎鬧鐘設好了

284
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,360
‎別害我後悔

285
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,034
‎妳知道吉莉安來不來嗎？

286
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,833
‎她回應說“會到”
‎所以她要是沒來，她就死定了

287
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,121
‎我認識能下手的人

288
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,002
‎這裡可能可悲到不能嘲笑

289
00:13:59,129 --> 00:13:59,959
‎還好…

290
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,473
‎我帶了龍舌蘭來

291
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,548
‎莫伊，頭歪一邊

292
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,970
‎好耶！

293
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,062
‎等等，我看看

294
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,731
‎妳們到了！

295
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,230
‎天啊，妳看起來…

296
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,982
‎像個同志迪士尼公主

297
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,895
‎大方承認

298
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,895
‎那女孩在哪裡啊？

299
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,820
‎對，酷

300
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,619
‎我本來希望她的打扮會讓我猜得出來

301
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,540
‎但我猜不出來

302
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,658
‎-妳跟她聊過嗎？
‎-沒有

303
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,825
‎等等，計畫是什麼？

304
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,253
‎沒有計畫，只有驚慌

305
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,291
‎別緊張，過去開始問她問題就好

306
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,535
‎或裝作沒看到她

307
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,416
‎看妳能不能引起謎團

308
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,963
‎莫伊，我們沒這種時間

309
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,336
‎-過去感覺就對了
‎-或妳能跟她獨處

310
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,136
‎問問題，裝神秘，跟她獨處

311
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,298
‎妳可以的

312
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,050
‎對

313
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,723
‎妳來啦

314
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,644
‎真酷的服裝，粉紅色很酷

315
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,821
‎我聽說這裡有個小屋

316
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,860
‎我們該不該…

317
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,986
‎去看看？

318
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,237
‎什麼？這…

319
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,741
‎或是…

320
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,162
‎妳這身《實習醫生》服裝真棒
‎我能借用妳一下嗎？

321
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,746
‎-祝妳好運
‎-我讀過“女性空間”的文章

322
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,168
‎而且…我想建造一座

323
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,304
‎我沒有小屋，所以…

324
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,183
‎你好，“前僅”

325
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,849
‎“前進”打錯字，真好笑

326
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,943
‎你這套裝扮有點太普通

327
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,362
‎突然間到處都看得到妳

328
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,940
‎妳真是頻率錯覺絕佳範例

329
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,532
‎或說，我是派對的精髓

330
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,368
‎誰想喝醉啊？

331
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,987
‎喬登的派對已經有話題標籤了

332
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,998
‎“喬登大夜班”

333
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,290
‎而且變得超紅的

334
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,127
‎我要怎麼比？

335
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,709
‎妳能不能在IG上張貼照片
‎加上我家的地理標籤？

336
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,795
‎我這些日子都不張貼了，所以…

337
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,970
‎妳有這麼大權力，卻想拋棄？

338
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,218
‎妳雖然不紅了
‎但妳還是能張貼受歡迎的內容

339
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,427
‎好

340
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:15,887
‎我能幫忙

341
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,435
‎但也許叫妳的兩個爸爸別在這裡監督

342
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,599
‎我這就去！

343
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,193
‎兩位爸爸，你們得回店裡
‎我們需要鷹嘴豆泥

344
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,203
‎舔！喝！

345
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,695
‎吸！

346
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,370
‎好嗆

347
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,036
‎好簡單的三步演算法

348
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,134
‎你要把喝酒變無趣了？

349
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:46,089
‎我只是建議把演算法變複雜

350
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,510
‎妳喜歡童話嗎？

351
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,561
‎不喜歡

352
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,472
‎我沒有服裝

353
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,677
‎這是我繼母的，她借我的

354
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,227
‎這有一整套的

355
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,850
‎我弟弟是條龍

356
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,767
‎他有大翅膀

357
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,396
‎而且，對…

358
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,610
‎我爸爸是騎士

359
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,034
‎他很適合，因為他過分保護我

360
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,494
‎我要把酒桶放哪裡？

361
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,331
‎塔比莎在這裡？

362
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,038
‎好像有大麻耶

363
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,625
‎我父母堅持要打給蕾切爾兩個爸爸

364
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,961
‎才讓我來這裡，所以…

365
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,667
‎對，我也一樣

366
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,093
‎我爸爸甚至來了這裡，所以…

367
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,354
‎真怪

368
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,516
‎進階先修西班牙文的
‎吉莉安很會狂歡的

369
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,929
‎給我起來跳舞，辣媽

370
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,225
‎蕾切爾的爸爸們在哪裡？

371
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,733
‎妳認為有用嗎？

372
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,398
‎你有拼對嗎？

373
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,276
‎好！

374
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,655
‎好耶！

375
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:41,291
‎“前僅”！

376
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,804
‎好！再排一次！

377
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,590
‎“前僅”！

378
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,677
‎-“前僅”！
‎-莫伊

379
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,429
‎你來了！

380
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,272
‎我能跟妳談一下嗎？

381
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,140
‎“前僅”！

382
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,233
‎“前僅”是什麼？

383
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,484
‎你不懂的

384
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,070
‎你裝成什麼？

385
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:13,992
‎獨角鯨

386
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,243
‎記得嗎？

387
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,320
‎在拉維家那晚？

388
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,952
‎對耶！

389
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,584
‎喬登家怎麼了？

390
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,247
‎華盛頓大學的人沒來嗎？

391
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,461
‎警察來了，趕跑大家
‎大家都跑來這裡

392
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,922
‎妳不是要看
‎《科學怪人的新娘》嗎？莫伊

393
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,960
‎暫停了，對，艾洛蒂需要我

394
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,338
‎妳就為了艾洛蒂
‎放棄跟家人相處的計畫？

395
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,304
‎對，有什麼問題嗎？

396
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,259
‎問題…我邀了妳出去耶！

397
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,177
‎對不起

398
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,225
‎我不想去什麼運動男派對

399
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,190
‎看你玩什麼愚蠢的喝酒遊戲

400
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,980
‎莫伊！換妳了！

401
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,233
‎那妳想玩妳的愚蠢喝酒遊戲了嗎？

402
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,994
‎我們找到方法把遊戲變聰明了

403
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,362
‎我會過來這裡，妳可以傳簡訊給我

404
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,528
‎我沒想到嘛！

405
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,576
‎跟人交往

406
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:06,289
‎就是考慮對方會比較好，妳知道嗎？

407
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,751
‎莫伊！

408
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,877
‎妳知道嗎，去吧！
‎去玩妳的聰明喝酒遊戲

409
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:11,789
‎玩得開心

410
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,795
‎別生氣嘛！

411
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,256
‎莫伊，我們要走了，妳看！

412
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,887
‎-什麼？
‎-我不行

413
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,681
‎該走了

414
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,569
‎塔比莎大概還算有影響力吧

415
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,900
‎是我叫警察去破壞喬登的派對的

416
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,612
‎好壞喔

417
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,967
‎妳在這裡啊，怎麼樣？

418
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,223
‎我認為應該不可能了

419
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,307
‎而且我爸爸要來了
‎我不要他看到這種派對

420
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,436
‎我們也要走了

421
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,981
‎對，布雷迪來了
‎喝太多龍舌蘭，我要尿尿

422
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,895
‎我馬上回來，待會見

423
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:18,815
‎再見

424
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:20,743
‎好

425
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,486
‎紀念妳參加舞會之夜，來抱抱

426
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,414
‎謝了

427
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,365
‎再見

428
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,209
‎妳要走了嗎？

429
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:35,915
‎對

430
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,713
‎變成南瓜前得回家

431
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,967
‎好，我今晚跟妳在一起很開心

432
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:43,798
‎我也是

433
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:49,729
‎我之前想說妳的太空裝真棒

434
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,139
‎謝了

435
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,685
‎我其實裝成…第一位
‎上太空的女太空人莎莉萊德

436
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,110
‎第一位上太空的女同志

437
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,033
‎對

438
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,649
‎我是說，多數人都不知道

439
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,410
‎至少她當時也還沒出櫃，所以…

440
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,801
‎我要走了

441
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,303
‎好，學校見

442
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,929
‎好，當然了

443
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,389
‎酷

444
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:32,523
‎再見

445
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,366
‎喝吧！

446
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,373
‎我知道，對吧？

447
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,089
‎（塔比莎：妳在哪裡？）

448
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,837
‎妳替蕾切爾做的真有義氣

449
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,173
‎對，她需要嚐點甜頭

450
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,801
‎抱歉之前妳借鏡頭時刁難妳

451
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,098
‎沒關係

452
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,389
‎我那時有點衝，我沒關係的

453
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,639
‎沒錯，攝影大師安妮萊柏維茲

454
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,596
‎對

455
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:19,732
‎妳該考慮加入紀念冊組
‎就能優先借用鏡頭

456
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,480
‎我會考慮看看

457
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,690
‎（妳在哪裡？）

458
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,741
‎（莫伊：排隊很久，馬上到）

459
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,669
‎妳知道什麼很好笑嗎？

460
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,714
‎我們在同一個萬聖節派對碰頭

461
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,877
‎跟以前一樣

462
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:43,918
‎我是說

463
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,835
‎我得承認有點怪

464
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,224
‎因為我們沒有穿情侶裝

465
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,049
‎可是…

466
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:54,267
‎我不知道，我們可以說
‎我們是急救人員

467
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,809
‎你不是跟凱拉來的嗎？

468
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,314
‎對，怎麼了？嫉妒嗎？

469
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:01,021
‎布雷迪，聽著，不可能的

470
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,186
‎為什麼不可能？

471
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,993
‎我做了妳要的一切，好嗎？

472
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:08,448
‎我想要改善自己，瞭解怎麼跟人交往

473
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,030
‎布雷迪，你不該跟任何人交往的

474
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,792
‎塔比莎，快，我們走！

475
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,910
‎我們才講到一半，好嗎？

476
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,747
‎妳最好別管閒事

477
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,750
‎後頭有隻貓卡在樹上，需要消防員救

478
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,086
‎妳知道嗎？就是妳害的

479
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,467
‎對，塔比莎和我本來很好

480
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,299
‎結果妳介入害我們分了

481
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,644
‎拜託，負點責任吧

482
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,222
‎不要！好嗎！

483
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,305
‎-妳他媽的才要負責！
‎-布雷迪，給我退後！

484
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,058
‎你不准碰我

485
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,983
‎不准碰我朋友們！

486
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,311
‎-懂嗎？
‎-布雷迪？

487
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,401
‎布雷迪？怎麼回事？

488
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,895
‎沒事，寶貝

489
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,661
‎走吧

490
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,382
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