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[Russian Raf]
[loud music]
[TV] Cook the courgette flowers with oil and salt.
I wasn't sleeping anymore ... wheezing, panic attacks.
I didn't have a life anymore.
Today everything has changed and I have to thank Steve Bianconi.
You should have seen Luca when he came to me.
Poor thing ... he looked like a wet dog.
Don't miss the fantastic opportunity to visit New York,
where you can return several times ...
[notification from mobile]
[Russian Raf]
[alarm sound]
The water is cold, did you forget to pay your gas bill?
You had to take care of it. Cold water is good for you, it tones.
- You said you paid for it. - We forgot.
- I'm going to the post office. - We said we had a bank domicile!
You said so, don't speak in the plural.
I don't trust banks, they are thieves.
- Pay it online! - Does not work.
- What is not working? - Internet ... I don't know why.
- Call the company. - Can you do it, please?
I can't ... I work.
Yup.
Brrr!
How disgusting!
Did you get the yoghurts?
- There are not? - No.
We forgot.
- I always do the shopping. - Sometimes...
I am in the office all day.
Art is a serious thing, you can't ask Leonardo to stop painting ...
... because the corn flakes are gone.
- The art ... - What did you say?
When you go to the supermarket, just look at the list.
- In the morning I can only eat yogurt. - There were not.
- Not even one in the whole supermarket? - Finished.
I want to make a diet like that too!
Why are you not in school?
- Did you spend the night out? - No, by the second hour.
- Also today? Is there anyone who is committed? - Yeah, for sure...
I got up at dawn and brought breakfast to the homeless.
Then I went over Chemistry and ran to the park. You could come with me tomorrow.
Speaking of commitment ... my father?
Is there still no Internet? You are useless!
- Caution! - Sorry.
Fatebir, can you tell Rocco Sergenti not to have parties at four in the morning?
[Sinhalese accent] I'm the doorman, you need to talk to the administrator.
- Or with him, he just got out. - Yup...
Have you seen our gas bill?
They say they have sent it a month ago.
Yes, I have it.
- Will you give it to me? - I stole your bill ...
Do you think I'm a thief and a fool?
What am I doing with your bill? Do I steal for the sake of stealing?
Am I a bad stranger with theft in my blood?
[speaks Sinhalese]
- Hello, all right? - Yup.
Maybe I'm a light sleeper ...
... but if you party at four in the morning, I can't sleep.
- It's the weekend. - Today is Tuesday.
Already? I'm on vacation.
That's the wet one.
In fact, they drip.
When you go running, it is a sight!
Good morning to both of you!
I always hope you don't hear the alarm!
[horn]
[notification from mobile]
Giulia, I'm Vanessa, are you coming today?
- I absolutely have to see you, please! - I try.
[cell phone ring]
- Where are you? - I'm almost parked.
- Five minutes and there you are. - The customer is on his way.
- Move. - All right.
[phone rings]
- Good job! - Thank you.
- Let's have dinner together? - Yup.
Come with those beautiful eyes!
What a beautiful lipstick!
- Aperitif together? - Absolutely yes!
- Princess! Lunch today? - Sure.
- Are you coming? - Sure.
No, I wasn't saying to her ...
What are you doing for a snack?
Other than five minutes, it took you half an hour to park.
- Not even driving a train. - There was a lot of traffic.
Has the customer arrived?
No, he comes in the afternoon. It went well for you.
Ah ...
I took six reds to get ...
You took one in the face.
You look beaten up, it's morning and you seem to be at the end of the day.
Why don't you let your hair down?
There was cold water and I didn't rinse out the shampoo.
Get advice from our gorgeous girls!
I'll wait for you in the office. [notification from mobile]
- Giulia, how long have you been working with us? - Thirteen years.
- Ten with your father, the rest with you. - A long time.
It's amazing how much things have changed. Not love for our products!
But the scenario, yes.
The Millennials, who were supposed to be the future, are archeology.
We are putting in place strategies to update our marketing.
To update the marketing?
Our Instagram account has nine hundred subscribers.
Matilda has three hundred thousand.
- Who is it? - Ferragni's dog.
- But we have limited resources. - Sure!
Can't we at Venti Dolci afford a dog?
Let her in. Do you know Ludo?
The ... Ludo?
- Is she a model? - Much more, she is an "influencer".
One million "followers" on Instagram, up 27% in six months.
But!
"Hello, ludowers"!
Are you enjoying life? I do.
I'm in the offices of Venti Dolci. Exact!
The one of your favorite snacks. Hello!
She is...
- Giulia. - Sure! Say hello to your "ludowers" friends.
- Say hello to your "ludowers" friends! - Nice.
She is Giulia, the lady who will be my assistant in this new adventure.
"In-house marketing" at Venti Dolci.
He also knows languages!
Wow! I know, guys! But now I have to leave you.
There is a lot of work to do here. Hello, "ludowers"! Enjoy the life!
But it's me, the marketing manager.
Yes, and she is the "supervisor" of the marketing manager.
Nice to meet you, Ludo. Valerio told me a lot about you.
I plan to unite the two worlds.
Innovation, tradition.
Avant-garde, classic. Freshness and ...
Here! With your differences, each will supervise the other.
"Each" is Ludo, "the other" is you.
- You're demoting me. - I would never do that!
Not before knowing what "demoting" means.
Our target ranges from five to fifteen years.
How many did you make last week? Fourty one?
Forty.
- Demonstrates one more. - What do you have against forty?
- Nothing. - My mother is forty and is a bomb.
Mom ...
[knock on the door] Come on!
"Hello"!
- Hey! - For my night therapist.
- Bitter. - Low cost, anyway.
There is no better psychologist than an ex.
Neither worst patient than an ex.
- What did Valerio want? - He put me to work "under" Ludo.
- I do not understand. - A twenty year old influencer.
My work will be supervised by her and her one million "followers".
Curious about this shirt!
- Beautiful, huh? - That's not like you.
- You only wear them white and blue. - I just freshened up.
I want to try new "outfits". Alessandra gave it to me.
It is lucky, if you wear it, it means that it is really love.
You gave me the most absurd gift of my life.
A toaster that imprinted your face on pancake slices.
It was useful! When you got mad, you could burn the toast.
- It's true. - It was my sister's idea.
How's that crazy Bea?
Today Piergiorgio turns one and she celebrates him.
- The cat? Are you having a party? - It seems to be the fashion of the moment.
Do you make him a rat tart?
- I do not know. - I'm going, I have the budget.
Speaking of gifts, the company bonus is nice!
What bonus?
- Didn't Valerio tell you anything? - No, he didn't ...
Do you see that my bonus is Ludo?
Cheer up! See you.
[dog barks]
Oh God!
[on-board computer] Welcome to Telemond, enter your customer code.
Invalid code. Please enter it again.
Welcome to our portal. I'm transferring the call to customer service.
Type "one" for line problems, "two" for Internet ...
Operators are busy, wait in line.
[music on hold]
I'm Carlo, the conversation will be recorded.
How can I help you?
I need an Internet technician ... [broken line tone]
Soon?
Welcome to Telemond. Enter your code ...
Invalid code. Please...
Welcome...
[cries]
[horn]
- Power! Do you want to walk? - Sorry...
[inaudible voice]
- No, it hurts too much. - Come on, Vane ...
Fabrizio got on Tinder.
- Your ex? - Yup! Tinder, do you understand?
I know what Tinder is. Aren't you with Roberto?
What does it has to do with it? Maybe Fabrizio is on Tinder to see if I'm here.
- Are you on Tinder? - Of course, I met Roberto there.
- You do not listen to me? - Sorry.
Fabrizio wants to come back with me, but he is afraid to tell me and looks for me on Tinder.
But you can't see who's looking for you if they don't put a little heart into it.
Do you think he put it on me?
- Yup? - No, he didn't wear it!
Keep sending me ambiguous messages, get this.
[Fabrizio] Stop calling my mom!
It's been eight months, that's enough! Please.
- What does that mean, in your opinion? - What does it mean...
- Who is jealous! - But it's his mother!
How mean! Hurt the two most important people in his life.
With this ambiguity, I walk away.
- What ambiguity ... - Come on, change!
- Come on! - I wish this day would end immediately.
I would like to go home, take a hot bath and eat pistachio ice cream.
- How disgusting. Are you OK? - No, they made me a 20-year-old boss.
A little girl who treats me with superiority, but also with tact.
- Do you know the tact that is used with the elderly? - Yup.
- Listen to me? - Yup! A little girl ...
Look at this little dog, look what he does.
Oh God. [notification from mobile]
No, love, he was definitely wrong.
The message wasn't for you.
- The problem is that he peddles! - Really!
How exaggerated you are! Smoking is legal in half the world.
In California, Jacopo would be considered an entrepreneur.
Explain this to the Carabinieri when they arrest him!
He still writes "I" without the acca, with all the repetitions we paid!
Always put everything on the same level.
This is why you get anxiety and you pass it on to us too!
It is the language of young people in chats.
They remove the acca, they remove the doubles ... they remove everything!
It is funny.
- And then what remains? See you later. - Hello sweetheart.
The key will be our testimonials, chosen among the characters most loved by young people.
Ludo, do you want to say something?
- [in English] Can I? - "Yes".
I'm new here, I have nothing to teach anyone ...
... but to talk about Testimonials ...
... ago 2017! [laughs]
It is proven that they are still very effective.
They were, but now they create more discontent than consensus.
The boys, today, notice when you want to sell them something.
- It's not very organic advertising. - My six-year-old daughter knows too.
Ludo is our secret, "organic" weapon.
- So what are you proposing? - An "audio-visual" content.
- Exclusive to digital media. - "Infotainment", "Viral Marketing"?
"Viral Marketing"? This is not 2015. [laughter]
I propose an experience, a torrent of videos ...
..."tweet", "Gif", "Meme", "Congamers"...
... "Make-Up Gurus", models, footballers.
- So some Testimonials. - Yes, but it's different.
Imagine two-second "stories" to be published on all social networks!
Quite right! Because our target is there.
Two seconds is just a few seconds for a message to arrive.
I know it's hard for you to understand ...
... but my generation wants to enjoy life.
He doesn't want to read long and boring messages.
So, let's modify Giulia's effective but vintage presentation ...
... with the new Ludo proposals, and see you again the day after tomorrow.
What proposals? There is nothing concrete.
Giulia, come on ... Concrete? Too much 2011! [laughs]
I would even have said Christmas 2010!
Did you see how many friends came to your party?
Now we sing "Happy Birthday" to you. All together.
Come on! One two Three.
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy birthday to Piergiorgio!
Happy Birthday to You!
Make a wish.
[Bea] What a beautiful party!
Enough, that's the third slice you eat, fat!
- How are you? You look tired. - It's a bad period.
- You should get a cat. - I?
- You can train with Piergiorgio tomorrow. - What do you mean?
I'm going to Naples, to the conference for feline rights.
The politicians have understood that we are carrying votes and something is moving.
Piergiorgio will also have rights, like immigrants with citizenship.
Yes ... after all he is tabby.
So he's originally from ... Syria.
Exact! This I say at the conference.
I had asked Stefano to keep it, but he can't.
Stefano, who?
- Another? - This is different.
I met him at an exhibition, he's beautiful!
He was supposed to come today, but he didn't make it. Work too much!
He must have had something important to do, to miss such a thing!
Do me this favor, you have to come tomorrow at nine and noon.
I don't know, I'll confirm it later.
It's a bad time, they gave me drugs ...
Brava! Piergiorgio takes ten drops for the thyroid ...
... and three for the stomach.
He's constipated lately, you have to put a suppository on him.
- Suppository? - It takes a moment!
Hi, are you the internet technician? I'm inside thirteen, is everything okay?
I rang for half an hour and nobody opened.
You told the switchboard that someone was there.
Yes, my husband had to be there. You can come up with me now, five minutes.
No, my work hours ended three minutes ago. Goodbye.
Please, I really need the Internet. Five minutes.
My hours are over, they don't pay me the extras.
The union won't let me ... and neither will my wife.
- Can you come back tomorrow? - You need to make a new appointment.
And he has to ensure that there is someone between nine and nineteen.
- That's a bit of a wide time slot. - And do you tell me?
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
No!
[loud music] Love!
The technician played for half an hour, didn't you hear him?
- Why are you yelling? - Huh?
- Why are you yelling? - With this music!
Have you forgotten that I concentrate like this?
- No ... - I have to stop working
to answer the technician ...
... to whom sells vacuum cleaners and to Jehovah's Witnesses?
- Say it and leave it all. - No sorry.
- Do you want to have dinner? - Yes, I'm hungry.
But not now. Around half past eleven.
But it's ... a quarter past seven.
Love, I have to finish!
All right.
[loud music]
Very good ... Perfect!
[Russian Raf]
[loud music]
Mom, some milk.
[TV] Bed-And-Breakfast. it, solo veri B&B.
The ibex is an ungulate ...
When no one seems to understand you ...
... that no one is willing to listen to you, I say to you ...
... to you who can't sleep at this time, because anxiety doesn't give you respite ...
No! Don't do it, don't change the channel.
I speak to you, for you.
I can help you, concretely.
I can help you overcome your anxiety.
Trust me.
Giulia Santini?
You are welcome.
What ... brings you here to me?
- I keep seeing her everywhere. - It is a sign that we had to meet.
Or is it a sign that he has good marketing, I know, so ...
[hiss]
- The drugs don't hurt me anymore ... - Sssh!
Indeed, the situation is serious.
She is very, very ... compressed.
Between the fourth and fifth chakras, there is a Pandora's box.
You may have noticed that the sound disappears, like inside a black hole.
No, not really ... But am I the black hole?
We do not begin to identify with the problem, otherwise it does not come out.
Images...
... a lump, a core ...
... that oppresses her, and contains all her repressed emotions inside.
He can no longer contain them, he is ill, but this is a good sign, believe me.
It means his body ...
... he said enough.
To unlock this accumulation ... Karuna.
- Karuna like it's raining. - A drug?
Let me finish, we must bring out the free, determined woman ...
... which is there, but it is locked inside a prison.
Emotions must flow.
Flow, flow ...
It is a unique, powerful remedy, to be dosed with care.
For each anxiety attack, take a maximum of four drops.
Let's talk in a few days, he'll tell me how he's doing.
Welcome to Telemond.
- Say your surname. - Santini.
- Tell one for internet breakdowns. - One.
- Operator 2-4-8 answers. - Hello, tell me.
I need a technician ... Hello? [line interrupted signal]
God ... Fuck!
Stop!
Nerd...
Stop!
Help! Stop it!
Please stop it! Help!
- Sorry. - Help!
- He's beating him! - Asshole!
That's enough! The phone is here, get it!
You are crazy?
Thanks for the help, I am touched.
Please, "tag me", Giulia Santini.
"Tag me" you too, I care! Fuck off!
[dog barks]
[Giulia barks]
[the dog whines]
- Do you know what time it is? There is a presentation. - Time to tell you what I think.
I've been asking for a raise for years ...
... and yesterday I found out that you give bonuses to everyone but me.
And as a reward you put me on one that has more "followers" than neurons?
It's not easy to get overtaken by a little girl.
Don't change the subject, let's talk about my salary.
It's been the same for five years. Male colleagues take a lot more than me!
The suffragette has arrived! Let's avoid feminism out of time.
The incentives follow a specific policy, I cannot give money to anyone.
Is that why you registered the Ferrari you gave yourself to the company?
It is a sacrifice I made to give the company a winning image.
Which you don't do, or you wouldn't come to the office ...
- What are you wearing? - You give me the money to make up my wardrobe.
Or for the hairdresser and beautician.
You can't manage a company, you're a jerk.
You did six months of Agriculture, and look at the result!
I understand.
- You have your period. - Thing? No!
Menopause? Do you want a Buscopan?
- Fuck off! - Let's talk about!
[in English] Ludowers! Mark the date.
Next week, all with me in Ibiza!
All the million "followers"? He doesn't even know where Ibiza is.
- In Spain? - Seen? She is also cultured.
- The capital of Spain? - Who do you think you are? Of course I know.
Always Ibiza!
- Madrid. - Look you, respect my opinion!
Culture does not invoice, I say this because it rhymes.
- Things that rhyme are true. - What are you doing?
No! What ...
- You are crazy? - Can you help me do it with Ferrari?
See you later in the meeting, asshole. Do you like rhyme?
It's not a hard and fast rule, I want to say it.
- Giulia! What's wrong with you? - Nothing.
- What's going on with you? - Leave it.
Look how you are ... tell me it's there.
- You know you can talk to me. - Enough with these fuss, Ottavio!
- What's wrong with you? - "What's wrong with you" ...
When we were together, you never made decisions.
"Let's go live together"? "No, that's too much." "Sons?". "No, for heaven's sake!"
You are about to get married with Alessandra, enjoy her and make her happy.
Lower your voice. However you left me for Raf.
For the artist, the profound one, who knew how to read you inside.
"A breath of fresh air!" But I haven't seen you blossom in these years.
I'm glad you say what you think.
I left you because you were a ballless amoeba.
Will they have the balls, the amoebas?
You have a passion for parasites. I, at least, didn't let myself be supported.
I don't know what that guy gave me, but I don't control emotions and reactions anymore.
I can't repress myself. Are you listening to me?
- Huh? Yes, don't repress anything. - I do and say what I think.
When I speak to you, look at me and listen to me. Drop your cell phone.
- Please. - You're right, I'm leaving him. That's enough.
[notifications from mobile]
One moment, please, it's urgent.
What is so urgent that it can't wait?
Chat with middle school mates, not to be missed!
"Unmissable!"
Don't you understand, Fabrizio met Sabina, and he told her ...
Still with these exes ... enough!
You only talk about yourself, you don't know what happened.
- Fabrizio blocked me on Facebook. - Always keep your cell phone in hand!
You believe that all your exes are after you. Do you know why they dumped you?
- They were sick of you. - What are you doing?
Oh my God ... you are crazy!
I was trying to tell you. I'm going for a walk now, true.
- I hate the gym, I do it just for you. - You were better repressed!
Here is my fairy!
How come we didn't see each other this morning?
What are you doing, are you not greeting them today? They are disappointed.
[screams of pain] Greetings to you both!
Fuck you, bitch! Fuck ...
- Hello, all right? - No, nobody opened it to me.
- Come with me. - What does he do?
This only works with plumbers!
- Come in. The modem is there on the left. - All right.
[loud music]
They screwed us, this smoke weighs little.
Don't worry, it's just my father's woman.
Since the house belongs to your father's woman, the same woman invites you to clear out.
Otherwise I'll kick your ass. And when you're in jail, call your mother.
She hasn't shown up in months! I'll be doing my own thing!
- I'm lost, who is this woman? - She's a bitch.
I like it more. If you want to do Pablo Escobar, get out of here.
This house is not Medellin.
Didn't they say "a hotel"? "This house is not an hotel".
Renato ...
[loud music]
- Do you know what Jacopo does with his friend? - Please, I'm working!
Please!
[music stops] What is it?
- Your son prepares the doses for peddling. - You feel? You are melodramatic.
"The doses"! They are boys, it is a difficult age.
They must be understood. Please let me focus!
- I was focused! Please. - I see.
He's your son, not mine.
You should worry about it before social services arrive.
To whom you would not open, as to the technician, you are too busy painting these ...
These? Say what you think, come on!
You have no idea what's behind "these".
That's not true, I know.
You've been working on it for a year. When you started, she was laughing!
Look, you were good. Have you lost your inspiration now?
Get over it and move on.
I understand! You got your period, right?
I caught you!
I have the period exactly as you want to work.
- What are you doing? Take it easy. - You sleep on the sofa tonight.
Get out of here tomorrow and get the van out.
I've been looking for a parking space for years ...
... to make way for that ... scrap metal?
Don't make fun of my "Deux Chevaux".
I did my first solo show there!
- And now we want to calm down? - I'm very calm.
And do away with the plural "maiestatis".
The problem is more serious than I thought.
It concerns the entire building and the road wiring.
Everything went short, you have to apply for a permit to the Municipality.
There is another problem.
To carry out the intervention, the service to the entire building must be interrupted.
When can I have the Internet?
In three ... four ... weeks.
It will be charged to your bill.
- Huh? - Did you think it was free?
The company offers you two days of unlimited access to football ...
... but without Champions and Premier League.
Do you think I pay to solve your problems? Are you kidding?
I'm not allowed to joke on duty.
The problem is not ours, the modem is plugged into his house.
Indeed!
Goodbye and thanks.
[bell]
- What's up? - One last question to complete the form.
From one to ten, how do you rate our service?
- Hi, Pino. - Hello! What do I give you?
One kilo tub. Pistachio, hazelnut and kiss.
- Perfect. - Thank you.
I have a passion for ice cream, but you beat me.
- As a child I wanted to be an ice cream maker. - And then?
Other ways ... Thanks.
How good are the languages ​​of ...
Piergiorgio!
Piergiorgio, you have to take the medicine, where are you?
Hey! There he is.
Piergiorgio ... [screams]
Oh, mom, I killed him! Fuck!
[lock click]
Treasure! Mom is back!
You are here! Everything good? Did he pass out?
Of course! He has gone...
- Where is it? - He has gone...
- He's gone, right. - Where is he, Giulia?
He went, in fact.
- What happens? Where is Piergiorgio? - I think he's resting in his room.
Oh God...
What happened? What did you do to him?
I found it like this, I don't know what happened.
I didn't make it through earlier. Fuck, always the truth ...
Haven't you passed? Didn't he take the medicine?
- You made him die, how could you? - Sorry, everything happened to me today!
- Let me explain. - I always believed you were responsible.
It was convenient for you to believe it! "Giulia will take care of this".
- You're the same stuff as Raf. - You only talk about yourself! Piergiorgio is dead!
Am I only talking about me? You have two arguments, yourself and the cat.
And he's not your son!
- You're just jealous. - Sure ... of what? Oh yes.
Am I envious of your boyfriends, unlikely and broken like you?
In you you had three hundred. Or am I envious of Piergiorgio?
In my opinion, he committed suicide, he couldn't stand it any more than you!
- My God ... - Get out!
- Sorry ... - I don't want to hear from you anymore.
Get out of this house and my life immediately.
Get out!
Where you go? We are closing!
I'm sorry, but ...
- How is it going? - This is going to shit!
- Here, do you hear it? - You are welcome.
I am no longer in control of the actions, of the words, everything is falling apart.
Well, we have opened Pandora's box.
- This is good. - No, we must stop this avalanche!
Thus, I risk destroying everything.
Listen to me, you now, instead of the fifth chakra ...
... has a highway.
The toothpaste that has come out of the tube cannot be put back inside.
The process you have activated is irreversible.
How do I now? Do I lock myself in a cage? Do I wear a muzzle?
He already had that. Everything inside was compressed.
Now it has come out.
After this first phase, which we will call "pars destruens" ...
... we have to face the "pars" ...
- "building"? - Bravissimo.
- Do I continue with the drops? - No, drop the drops!
She needs something to help her be good.
Spelling does not help!
- What's her name ... - Giulia.
Giulia, now you have to learn how to use toothpaste.
It must be respected without losing control.
I know! But how do I do it? How you do it?
- A rock? - Aragonite.
A very powerful energy balancer.
Balance emotional states. You wear it day and night.
When it has done its job, it will fall off, trust me.
- If I get the raptus back? - Unlikely.
- If it happens? - Take it out on Rufus.
Who is it?
You can strangle him without incurring a penalty.
[sighs]
[loud music]
[aspira]
- Can I talk to you for a moment? - Tell me.
- Are you still pissed? - No.
- You look pissed. - We amoebas are not capable of pissing ourselves off.
At most we slip into the stomach and attack the intestines.
Is that why I have had gastritis since we had a fight?
- You didn't go easy either. - Well ...
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I no longer want to find myself in situations in which I suffer ...
... and I pretend to be what I am not.
- I don't want to repress myself anymore. - I noticed.
I don't want ambiguity. Our relationship is not clear what it is.
- What do you not understand? - Come on, Ottavio!
The messages at three in the morning, you're about to get married, I'm in a crisis.
- Does this seem normal to you? - Are you in a crisis with Raf?
- That's why you're losing your mind. - It's not true!
- I mean ... - Not completely.
But a serious crisis?
Unfortunately ... I can't be sorry for this, sorry.
Cretin!
- There's the meeting. What are you going to do? - I do not know. Losing with honor?
- Why lose? - After yesterday ...
I heard Ludo say: "Let's hope there's no crazy old lady."
- Did she say "crazy old woman"? - She said "crazy".
Did she say "old"?
We will get an "ambush marketing" with aggressive and personalized "pop-ups".
An innovative plan that will take us all one step ahead.
- Ludo, "thank you". - [Valeria] Now there will be a buffet.
- This way. - Sorry, I have things to say.
- There's a buffet. - I'd like to thank Ludovica.
Thanks for this professional challenge.
Also for the drop that broke the camel's back, thank you.
- Buffet? - I fear that at the proposal of the Ludo ...
... something fundamental is missing for teenagers.
- What do you mean? - To talk about real people, how do you say?
"Database marketing". The launch of a snack on the eve of summer ...
... it should include something that speaks of the lightness of the product ...
... of low calorie content and something about swimsuit fitting.
Feared by those who are not Miss Italy.
Feared ... by you.
Costume fitting? Come on ... this is not 2008!
A minute of silence for Giulia's size 44.
Are we still worrying about fat guys?
- Come on, with all due respect ... - It's unacceptable!
Those are "out" regardless, they all hope to become ...
...me?
[from cell phone] Are we still worrying about fat guys?
Come on, with all due respect ...
Those are "out" regardless, they all hope to become ...
Did you film everything? Are you stupid?
- Did you publish it? - I don't know if I'm bitchy enough.
But it would be interesting to know what our customers think.
- Cancel it now! - I do not know.
I think I'll put it in the bank.
- I'll kill her! - Wait up.
Do not touch me! Move, you!
You can see that she started it, right? Buffet?
Giulia? Come in a second, please.
[inaudible voices]
I'm clearing my office now, don't worry.
You fed me a nice suppository with this video!
But you have shown ruthlessness and knowledge of the target ...
... two fundamental things to work here.
- Aren't you going to fire me? - No, for now.
On Ottavio's input I spoke to the Board of Directors, it's time to assign you a new role.
- Industrial espionage? - We revolutionize the marketing industry.
You go back to being the boss, we give you resources, staff ... and an adequate salary.
- Wow! - It wasn't easy to say.
- From rags to riches. - Yup.
- The Ludo? - It is better for our paths to separate.
Ok.
- In what sense, "on Ottavio's input"? - Today has been a lot of trouble for you.
You all say it's an amoeba, but it's the only one I trust blindly.
Don't tell him or he'll want the raise too.
Go, before I change my mind.
- What are you doing here? - I had the Wi-Fi fixed.
Ten thousand MB per second, a bomb. I made the domiciliation of the bills.
It is a fantastic service! Better than queuing at the post office.
Comes directly ...
Eh?
- Come. - Jacopo where is he?
He's in his room, I didn't want him to spoil the moment.
Come.
Stand here, turn around. Ok, stop like this.
[Julia] The glasses!
Isn't that wonderful?
The painting or the fact that you finished it?
This low calorie for you ...
... and I will make this sacrifice.
- It must be delicious! - Yup.
Here.
Just good!
You got a little heavy, eat that.
You say? Maybe I have to go back to the gym.
Look, I like the belly, that's not the problem.
I appreciate this attempt, but it is out of time.
- I've made up my mind and I'm not going back. - What happens?
So, suddenly! I want my Giulia back, who are you?
- I do not know you. - You want that masochist?
The one who endured everything and said nothing?
Yes, I love her, what can I do?
You are not a masochist, you are selfless.
You are the most generous woman I know. We are different, yes.
But together we complete, we are ...
True, I am selfless and you are selfish.
All this is absurd.
Do you want to throw away a relationship of years, without giving me another "chance"?
- Does this seem normal to you? - Yup.
[Julia] For other things we agree on when to come and get them.
We had a great time together.
Absolutely yes.
I don't know about you, but I will always carry something of you with me.
My ATM? I'm kidding.
Seriously, do you still have my ATM?
- No. - Are you sure?
I do not think so.
- I'll kill myself! - Really!
Come on, before we make other shitty figures.
Then you say that one makes the joints!
[loud music]
Fuck off!
[loud music]
Fatebir, what happened?
But ... [Fatebir speaks Sinhalese]
You are dead drunk! I can not believe.
- Do you participate in these parties too? - If you can't defeat the enemy ...
... make him a friend.
Yes, okay.
[speaks Sinhalese]
- Where is Rocco? - Guys, on the site it was different!
- They sent us a "MILF". - Where is Rocco?
- Have you seen an Indian with ice? - Is busy.
He's being emasculated by the elevator.
He had wanted to do it for a while!
Bella, while you are looking for Rocco, do you want to dance?
- There are other girls. - I've already asked everyone.
- They sent me to fuck you. - Okay, fuck you.
Rocco, sorry.
- Will you quit? - What's your problem?
It's four o'clock and the ceiling is collapsing.
Do you have an escort in the house and you don't say it?
- He's sleepless. - It costs less?
Party with us!
I'm not sleepless and I don't want to have fun with you, I want to sleep!
Would you like to dance?
- I said no. - He told you no!
- Have you seen Fatebir? - He's getting castrated by the elevator!
He's been wanting to do it for a long time! Let's go to Fatebir in the elevator!
In the elevator! Fatebir, the castrated Indian!
That's enough!
That's enough! That's enough!
[girl] Who is this?
[failure]
- The car! - Are you crazy?
[Rocco] My motorcycle.
Are you crazy?
- [girl] But who invited her? - [boy] What are you laughing at?
What have you got, your period?
- How uncivilized people are! - That sleepless one!
[notification from mobile]
[laughs and sighs]
[alarm sound]
Look at her, she's a panther too!
Hello, were you talking about me?
I'd like to record that he keeps me awake until four.
- Nothing special. - Nightly.
- I'm on vacation. - Park in the courtyard and you can't.
- Everyone does. - In league with those who should watch.
Of course, it's all the fault of us foreigners! My skin is dark.
Let's be silent! Did you report for nocturnal noises?
- No. - I told you to speak to the administrator.
Have you talked to the administrator?
We cannot imagine that she has problems with the neighbors.
- I want to take the holidays at my house. - But what's that got to do with it?
- Everyone takes vacation as he wants. - I can't go to the Maldives.
Her husband is also missing.
I am not married, which husband?
- Missing husband. - He stayed home and did the shopping.
- She is an escort. - What are you saying?
- Anyone can talk bullshit? - What are you doing, the doorman?
- Go do your job. - Here we go.
We are full of condominium disputes, but this is a lot of stuff.
- It will be at least three thousand euros! - A friend fixes it for a thousand.
- What happens now? - I'll give you the number.
If your neighbor makes a complaint, you need to find a lawyer.
A lawyer, me? He started it!
- From right to wrong? - The crate didn't fly down by itself.
Are you nice? It was an accident.
- But look at this! - This is "offense to public official".
- They all come and then they are ... - Do you know how many we find like this?
I'm really exasperated, try to understand me.
Do you understand you women? Do they give us the halo with the uniform?
[cell phone ring]
Yup?
- I'll give you the mechanic's number. - Thing?
- Thank you. - Imagine, we update.
- Sure. - Monday, come by.
- I recommend it. - Goodbye.
[Jacopo] Since you dumped Raf ...
- Thing? - You get busy.
- You guys ... - Always doing morals?
Thank you for turning eighteen in a week.
- Otherwise you ended up in the police station. - For two rods!
- Why did you call me? - I did not want to.
But my father didn't answer and my mother figured ...
I have to tell your father, even if you are his pusher!
[Giulia sighs] I'll give you a lift, where are you?
Raf, I don't know.
- And you? - To friends. Do you worry now?
- I don't understand ... - Don't pretend.
Wondering how it felt to be kicked out?
After four years, like I'm my dad's dog?
See you bye.
"Hello ludowers!" I'm ready to take flight!
I've been here three days, but paperwork is not for me.
I can't get bored! And I can't make you bored!
Enjoy the life!
Fuck you.
- Are you happy? - Sorry?
They fired me because of you.
I made a fool of myself. It was the first contract, now who is calling me back?
- I wanted ... - What? Wasn't that what you wanted?
- You did some bullshit too. - Shut up, old bitch!
- "Hello"! - Ciao.
It's time for barley.
- Thank you. - Madam ... So, confirmed?
- Shall we go for a drink tonight? - Yup.
Everything good?
- He fired Ludo, did you know? - Sure.
- Are not you happy? - I do not know anymore.
- Between saying and doing ... - Did you prefer to be her deputy?
I preferred not to be on the side of the assholes.
It is comprensible.
But even these situations have their positive aspects.
- Which? - You look very beautiful today.
- Do you find? - Yup.
Is that why you have the clown shirt?
It's really me!
- Alessandra? - Why don't you answer the phone?
- I keep him quiet in the office. - Even the messages?
I haven't read them, we were talking about work.
We had an appointment with the catering.
- They won't wait for us until tonight. - I forgot!
- Here we go. - We made an appointment a month ago.
I have the car in a double row, get out.
- Sorry, we're late. - Imagine.
- I'll be right ... - Hi.
So catering or aperitif?
Catering, I guess. You stand up to her!
Don't mind it, she's nervous. You know how it is, with the preparations ...
Nerd.
I do not know really.
- You women in these situations ... - Never say to a woman: "you women".
I fool that I had also made a thought.
Really?
What have you changed in?
In the night freedoms you get with your ex on Whatsapp?
To experience the thrill of escapism?
Do we keep sending hearts at three in the morning?
How sad!
I should have expected it, never trusting those who choose their shirts.
Hello.
- [Giulia] Hello. - What do you want?
Speak?
I lost control and everything got out of hand.
- I said some heavy things. - Heavy things or things you don't think?
I wanted to apologize. Can we go further?
Besides the fact that you consider me a poor neurotic who leads cats to suicide?
- Neurotic I didn't say. - You're nice!
You can't even apologize.
I'm trying to take my life in hand. I wish I could grab it.
But not...
I am alone, I don't know who I can trust, I don't know what I want.
I have no idea who I am.
It's a big mess.
- Do you know him? - Sure, it's Stefano.
- Steve? - It's the stage name.
- Are you going out with him? - Have you seen the commercial?
- I went to him. - Then I was the one with the problems!
Since I met him, you don't know what happened!
I am destabilized, upside down.
I realized it! You were right to go to him, he is the right person.
Before Tibet he was discontented, a useless degree, he was a gas station attendant.
- He also had panic attacks. - The gas station attendant?
- Wait! - Charlatan!
Be careful, he's a scammer! I fell for it too.
He was a gas station attendant! How can you ask for two hundred euros?
For what?
For two drops, a doll and a stone?
I denounce you, do you understand?
Before coming here, she was stuffing herself with drugs.
Yes, but at least they were prescribed by a doctor.
In fact, it looked like it came out of the Tavor commercial.
Now how are you doing with the anxiety that kept her from sleeping?
- There's no more ... - Panic attacks?
You wanna make me believe this bullshit ...
... are they any good? Really?
Frankly?
No, but believing it has paid off.
It depends, I keep bumping into everyone I meet.
We cannot change others, only ourselves.
How can I do?
I still have a huge mess inside.
Do you think you can change so quickly?
I, from gas station attendant to ... this ...
... it took me fifteen years.
You still don't know who you are. There is a stranger inside you.
He begins to hang out with her, to find out what she likes.
Take your time.
Anyway, I had only come to say hello to my uncle.
It is not easy to deal with people.
Peter!
The lady is already fragile, don't be too angry! Sorry.
I think my sister Bea took us, for once.
I'm keeping an eye on you, Stefano.
What do you want, Giulia?
- Good morning. Valerio? - At the office.
What a "bona"! I could make a snack with your taste.
[Giulia coughs]
- I will come back later? - No, stay.
I take this opportunity to introduce you. She is Giulia, the one I told you about.
- This is Rosana. - Rossana?
An they.
Of course, the acca, the doubles, all superfluous.
- "Youtuber"? Facebook? Instagram? - More!
- Selfie instructor. - What are you doing in here?
I have no idea.
I don't have to label her. It will bring enthusiasm to the company!
Welcome to the harem! Am I the only one who sent you to shit?
- It was a long time ago, I was a kid. - About this.
I think I've spent too much time here.
I quit. Thanks for the promotion.
But this place is no longer for me.
Or maybe I'm not part of this place anymore.
Do you go to the competition?
I made myself an offer not to refuse.
You set up on your own.
In what sense, "welcome to the harem"?
What is a harem?
A harem ... is what a company is called today.
It immediately makes you think of Dubai, United Arab Emirates, turmeric.
Quickly ... 2021!
[inaudible voices]
Hello.
[notification from mobile]
[Vane] Giulia, I forgive you. I wanted to tell you something.
I need to talk to you, Fabrizio told Roberto ...
[notification from mobile]
Holistic? I see very well! Mah!
[bell]
What do you want more?
I found it near the dumpster. I would starve him.
I'm sorry, I ...
I know we failed to have a complicit relationship.
We can start today.
Give it to me before he grows fond of you and is disappointed.
[the cat meows]
I wanted to tell you that the exams have arrived, Piergiorgio died of cardiac arrest.
A glycemic crisis, too much sugar. It wasn't your fault.
With all the disasters I've made, at least this one ...
- Do you want a coffee? - Yes, but without sugar!
Bitch!
[bell]
It was time! I was about to leave.
I couldn't find parking for the Lamborghini.
- So ... useful numbers. - Yup.
Boiler, electrician. Remember to water the plants!
- No smoke, just girls. - Only girls.
Keys. Bea has a copy. And then ... Yes.
- Giulia? - Eh!
Stay a cream!
Well ... I know! Come.
- Wow! - [Rocco] Eh!
- What a bomb! - Insurance.
You, did you take the liquidation?
It belongs to my father, my secret dream.
She never let me drive it, now she says I'm ready.
- What a bomb! Set off? - Yes why?
I wanted to organize an intimate thing, maximum fifty people.
- With the policeman as ... - Yeah, the policeman.
The policeman ... of course there is, is the guest of honor!
Are you planning to ruin my marriage without me doing anything?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Now I'll explain.
Here ... Giulia. [notification from mobile]
I saw that you have a chat, very active, full of emoticons. Especially at night.
- Check his cell phone. - Yes, and you have to stay away.
I am good, but if you touch my boyfriend, I become a beast.
- I'm not your problem. - No?
Keeping him on a leash doesn't make the relationship healthy.
Are you really talking about a healthy relationship?
Where did your "radical chic" painter go?
Where is it? I don't see him anymore!
Where should your boyfriend send you ...
... instead of staying behind yet another insecure woman ...
... manipulating a man to prove to herself she's worth it.
I don't know what he finds in you, Ottavio.
You probably give amazing blowjobs!
Sorry, I exaggerated, really.
No, it's true.
You are right.
I give great blowjobs. Very beautiful!
- But he doesn't want them anymore! I do not know what to do. - I'm sorry.
Do not touch me! I hate you, do you understand?
- Stupid! Here you are. - Give me my phone back!
You can tell her she has to put her soul in peace ...
... why are we getting married in two weeks?
Really ... Giulia opened my eyes.
I can't let someone decide my life like you did.
- Let's go, please. - No.
- Do not make me angry! - I'm in love with Giulia.
Maybe always, but they sure are now.
Four hundred guests ...
How do I explain this to my father? He has already paid the deposits.
Do you know education? How do I explain this to my father?
You jerks!
Amoeba! [slams the door]
Don't look at me like that! Die!
Give her a week and she'll find a replacement.
Maybe get the deposit back, don't worry.
- It took you some time! - I think about it before I do things.
- Where are you going? - I'm leaving.
- For where? - Now north, after south ... I don't know.
- When are you coming back? - When I'm ready.
I don't know what I want, I don't know who I am.
I don't want prince charming, and I've always been in a relationship.
That's enough, I want to be alone.
Nobody wants to be alone.
You're right, I want to be with me.
- Are we two in touch? - There is always Whatsapp! Hello.