1 00:00:00,663 --> 00:00:04,632 Every state has its folklore, tall tales, and legends, 2 00:00:05,121 --> 00:00:07,687 but sometimes there is a darker story... 3 00:00:07,918 --> 00:00:11,273 A tale not so much told, as whispered. 4 00:00:18,557 --> 00:00:20,625 Jesus fucking Christ! Can you turn the heater on? 5 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,640 We'll look into it. 6 00:00:22,672 --> 00:00:25,835 Okay, let's try this again. 7 00:00:26,264 --> 00:00:30,117 There was an accident out on 91. 8 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:34,296 The road was blocked for three maybe four hours, 9 00:00:34,321 --> 00:00:36,140 pushed my delivery late. 10 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,281 I never much liked comin' out here at night, you know? 11 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,866 To tell you the truth, I never much liked comin' out here at all. 12 00:00:42,212 --> 00:00:44,875 You hear all the stories, you know, ever since you're a kid... 13 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,360 all fucking crazy shit that happened... 14 00:00:46,384 --> 00:00:47,904 Mr. Lundstrom. 15 00:00:51,809 --> 00:00:53,445 I was just trying to help. 16 00:01:20,462 --> 00:01:21,942 End of the road, boys. 17 00:01:32,615 --> 00:01:35,343 On your knees, now! 18 00:01:38,153 --> 00:01:41,218 Hey, he said bend the knee, fuck-knuckle. 19 00:01:46,989 --> 00:01:49,282 Welcome to rush week, gentlemen. 20 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,304 This is Grey Cloud Island, 21 00:01:53,329 --> 00:01:56,849 the most haunted stretch of land in all of Minnesota. 22 00:01:56,874 --> 00:02:00,044 Tonight, you and your fellow pledge brothers 23 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:03,657 will have to survive the night and lean on each other. 24 00:02:03,838 --> 00:02:07,442 Kappas never run, never hide, Kappas till you die! 25 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:10,218 Never run, never hide, Kappa till I die. 26 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,148 Oh, they'll run and they'll hide. 27 00:02:13,445 --> 00:02:14,789 I'd bet on it. 28 00:02:15,807 --> 00:02:19,162 Now, you have two choices... 29 00:02:19,187 --> 00:02:21,671 Either follow this road out here, 30 00:02:21,864 --> 00:02:27,880 all 12 miles of it back across the bridge, where we'll be waiting... 31 00:02:27,905 --> 00:02:32,659 It should only take you four, five hours or so... 32 00:02:33,277 --> 00:02:36,609 or you can take that short-cut there... 33 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:38,906 cut your journey in half... 34 00:02:39,437 --> 00:02:41,781 but only if you're man enough. 35 00:02:42,672 --> 00:02:44,648 On your feet, now! 36 00:02:44,673 --> 00:02:46,578 Phones, hand 'em over. 37 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,696 - Thanks. - Oh... 38 00:02:59,219 --> 00:03:00,412 Oops. 39 00:03:04,961 --> 00:03:07,257 My money is on you to washout first. 40 00:03:07,974 --> 00:03:11,757 Oh, almost forgot. In case you guys get lost. 41 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:16,289 - See you on the other side, fish. - Have a good night, boys. 42 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,750 Uh... 43 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:26,000 Hey, what's that map say? 44 00:03:26,854 --> 00:03:28,359 Oh, fuck! 45 00:03:28,384 --> 00:03:30,226 It says they're dicks. 46 00:03:30,312 --> 00:03:32,062 Total dicks. 47 00:03:34,054 --> 00:03:37,875 Well, I mean, we should probably get going. So... 48 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,211 - Well, I mean... - We can go the long way 49 00:03:39,235 --> 00:03:40,429 or we can go back. 50 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,774 - Keep it for, uh, later. - It's quicker this way. 51 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,671 See ya. 52 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:49,515 Yeah... Yeah, right. I was... I was just... 53 00:03:53,803 --> 00:03:55,890 Gonna get eaten alive out here. 54 00:03:56,117 --> 00:03:57,381 Wait, what? 55 00:03:58,421 --> 00:03:59,953 Hey, wait up, guys. 56 00:04:05,025 --> 00:04:07,027 So, how far do we got to go? 57 00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:09,481 I don't know, check the dick map. 58 00:04:11,638 --> 00:04:14,361 And what happened to getting us black-out drunk 59 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:16,680 and putting diapers on our head and shit like that? 60 00:04:16,705 --> 00:04:18,304 What kind of initiation 61 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,929 drops you off in the middle of an Indian burial ground? 62 00:04:20,954 --> 00:04:22,757 "Indian burial ground"? 63 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:24,149 I thought there was supposed to be, like, 64 00:04:24,173 --> 00:04:26,289 some headless chick roaming the woods... 65 00:04:26,488 --> 00:04:28,234 looking for a replacement... 66 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:30,044 Yours! 67 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,214 - Hey, my favorite's the one - Dick. 68 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,810 about the phantom white pick-up truck that runs people down. 69 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:37,743 Oh, okay... so... so which is it? The Indian burial ground, 70 00:04:37,768 --> 00:04:40,335 the phantom truck, or the headless woman? 71 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,930 Oh, almost forgot... 72 00:04:41,955 --> 00:04:43,828 Somewhere around here, there's supposed to be 73 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:45,653 the eighth gateway to Hell. 74 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,171 No, dude, urban legends. 75 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:50,856 I think the Indian burial grounds are real, actually. 76 00:04:50,881 --> 00:04:52,562 It's how this place got its name. 77 00:04:52,587 --> 00:04:54,840 Grey Cloud's whole family is buried out here. 78 00:04:54,865 --> 00:04:57,118 Okay, right, so, a bunch of Indians are buried out here 79 00:04:57,143 --> 00:04:59,414 and then it's supposed to be haunted? 80 00:04:59,439 --> 00:05:01,750 They're just stories, dude. 81 00:05:01,775 --> 00:05:04,906 That's all. You know, probably designed to keep people like you out. 82 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:06,226 Keep 'em out from what? 83 00:05:06,251 --> 00:05:08,329 There's nothing out here but mosquitoes. 84 00:05:08,354 --> 00:05:09,666 And inbreeding. 85 00:05:09,691 --> 00:05:11,985 Seriously, I can't believe people live out here. 86 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,761 Well, we can't all afford houses in Edina. 87 00:05:15,671 --> 00:05:17,687 Fuck, you hear that? 88 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,903 It's Grey Cloud's ghost, dude. 89 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:23,048 - Yeah, very fucking funny! - Hey... 90 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:26,335 - What the hell? - Shut up out for a second. 91 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,429 Somebody out there? 92 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,343 Uh... 93 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,242 Okay, um... I think we should head back. 94 00:05:35,907 --> 00:05:37,027 Oh, jeez. 95 00:05:37,052 --> 00:05:38,971 Fuck! Fuck! 96 00:05:38,996 --> 00:05:41,851 - Damn, dude, you all right? - Yeah, just... 97 00:05:41,876 --> 00:05:43,271 Didn't hurt your vagina, did you? 98 00:05:43,295 --> 00:05:44,295 Okay, shut up. 99 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:47,773 Is this like a... It's like a totem pole? 100 00:05:47,798 --> 00:05:51,398 No. And totem poles are Native American. 101 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,313 This is something else. 102 00:05:57,598 --> 00:05:59,559 Guys, look... 103 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:30,231 - Well, that's them. - Them who? 104 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,945 The... The same two assholes with the, uh, ski-masks. 105 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,289 I mean, think about it. They... 106 00:06:34,314 --> 00:06:35,466 brought us out here in the middle of nowhere, 107 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:37,219 they expect us to, like, turn on each other... 108 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:38,661 or run. 109 00:06:38,759 --> 00:06:41,720 They just wanna make sure that we're Kap material. 110 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,771 Maybe he's right. 111 00:06:43,796 --> 00:06:46,765 Yes, of course, I'm right. Here. Give me... Give me this. 112 00:06:47,453 --> 00:06:49,998 Follow me and... Oh, gentlemen, 113 00:06:50,023 --> 00:06:52,483 prepare... prepare to be initiated. 114 00:06:53,271 --> 00:06:54,521 - Just go. - As you were. 115 00:06:54,546 --> 00:06:55,839 - Come on. - Let's go. 116 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:12,320 Shit... Initiated or disappointed? 117 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:14,942 This place smells like ass. 118 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,562 Does this look like Kappa to you? 119 00:07:21,354 --> 00:07:23,539 Let's see what's behind door number one. 120 00:07:23,564 --> 00:07:25,148 Can't wait, dude. 121 00:07:29,094 --> 00:07:31,335 Oh, Jesus! 122 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,808 What the hell?