1 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,599 [man] Yeah. And, uh, just... Uh-huh. 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,559 Just hold that. 3 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,352 And open. Open. 4 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,105 I know you can open wider there, Ben. I've been to your games. 5 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,773 You never shut that mouth of yours. 6 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:24,941 [muffled] Hilarious! 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,569 Lots of cavities! Looks like we're gonna run up a bill 8 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,196 like Bridgeport is gonna run up the score on your Colts. 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,489 Oh, fuck you. 10 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,907 [laughs] 11 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,659 Don't worry. It's all covered. 12 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,745 Speaking of, you ever think of going man-to-man? 13 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:40,457 Your "D" has to do somethin' to slow down Coach Chapman's boys. 14 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,083 They romp you every year. 15 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,794 Dr. Pinkman, there's a problem with his insurance. 16 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,962 He doesn't have any. 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,006 -I don't have insurance? -[Pinkman] Hold still. 18 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,425 -Uh, no, no, no! -[Pinkman] Easy. 19 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:51,885 There you go. 20 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,094 Janet... 21 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:57,182 Janet is gonna finish up because you cannot afford me out-of-pocket. 22 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:58,683 She wants to be a dentist someday. 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,560 This is exciting! 24 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:01,728 [drill whirs] 25 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:02,854 [chuckles] 26 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:04,397 It's got a mind of its own! 27 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:05,356 Fuck! 28 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,233 [sighs] You got this, girl. 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:11,071 [slurring] No, you don't, girl. 30 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,989 [tense music] 31 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,909 [theme music playing] 32 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,455 [whistle blows] 33 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:21,706 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,501 ♪ Sick of my job Sick of those damn kids ♪ 35 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:26,711 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 36 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,297 ♪ Driving me crazy 'Bout to lose my shit ♪ 37 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,257 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 38 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,552 ♪ Sick of my job Sick of those damn kids ♪ 39 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,807 -♪ Hey, yeah ♪ -♪ 'Bout to lose my shit, yeah ♪ 40 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:40,767 [tires screech] 41 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,355 ♪ Hoops! ♪ 42 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,272 [whistle blows] 43 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,273 ♪ Hoops! ♪ 44 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,150 ♪ Hoops! ♪ 45 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,819 ♪ Hoops! ♪ 46 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,081 Hey, did you know that teachers don't have dental insurance? 47 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:06,000 I had to get a bargain basement job from a hygienist. 48 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,210 Does it look bad? 49 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,211 [grunts] 50 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:12,423 [retches] Goodbye, tuna casserole. My stomach has officially turned. 51 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:15,510 Yeah. Janet said my canine might push into my cheek 52 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:17,303 and grow out the front of my face. 53 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,304 I get it. 54 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,683 Teachers need dental coverage, but that's not worth striking over. 55 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:25,645 I'm talking about a fang popping through my face. 56 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,564 Who said anything about a teacher's strike? 57 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,400 The teachers are deciding whether or not to strike this week, 58 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,777 and it's making me anxious as hell. 59 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,029 Damn it! Now I'm hungry again. 60 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,657 Listen, I need you to go to the union meeting 61 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,200 and get me some intel. 62 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,286 Just find out what the teachers are saying 63 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,746 so we can nip this strike thing in the bud. 64 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,291 I can't be stuck alone in this haunted school. 65 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:49,043 The ghost of Lenwood High is in there. 66 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,505 And if it was really a student, he's gonna kill the principal first. 67 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,465 And I'm the fuckin' principal. 68 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,678 Boys, listen up. 69 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:01,681 Saturday's game is a big one. It's personal. 70 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,516 We play Bridgeport High. 71 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,310 And you know who their head coach is? 72 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:06,561 Damian Chapman. 73 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:07,645 [boys] Ooh! 74 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,647 Don't fuckin' "ooh." 75 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,107 He's also my enemy. 76 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,275 [boys] Boo! 77 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,484 Better response. 78 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,862 So me and Chapman went to high school together. 79 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:20,450 He was the star of the high school team, and he was the apple of my dad's eye. 80 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:21,618 [DJ] Aww! 81 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,995 What? I thought we were doing a thing. 82 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:27,582 Me and Chapman have a yearly bet on the game, and I've never won it. 83 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:28,958 Ooh, what are the stakes? 84 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,835 Well, it started pretty basic. 85 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,797 -Ah, shit. -[laughs] 86 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,799 See you at the pool, dick chest. 87 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,261 [Ben] But over the years, the bets have become more creative. 88 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,804 Can you change me? 89 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,640 Pwetty pwease? 90 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,725 Ga-ga, goo-goo. 91 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,937 So I think you all know what the biker did to me next. 92 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,940 -He kicked your ass? -No, he changed my diaper on the bar. 93 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,776 But this year, I got Chapman right where I want him. 94 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,070 Because this year, I got Matty. 95 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,407 And you guys. You guys are great. 96 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,451 Especially when you pass to Matty. 97 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,914 So I tell Michael not to pay him. 98 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:10,291 What are they gonna do? Kill your dad? 99 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,168 Guess who's meetin' me for a drink? 100 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,753 Damian Chapman! 101 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,505 Chapman? No! 102 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,298 Chapman? He's coming here? 103 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,550 Crap! My eyebrows are a mess! 104 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,594 -I'm right here, man. -Damian! 105 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,930 -Barry! -[laughs] 106 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,932 It's been way too long! 107 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,060 Let me fire up a steak for you, you beautiful son of a bitch. 108 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:30,603 Nah, don't waste your meat, man. 109 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,730 I'm gonna destroy your son's honor, then I gotta jet. 110 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,858 Oh, come on. I'll make it work, you perfect bastard. 111 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,151 [Barry panting] 112 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,320 [Barry] Goddamn, I wish he was my son! 113 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,198 All right, Benji. Let's cut the shit. Time to figure out this year's bet. 114 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,701 You know, I've decided I'm gonna go easy on you, Damian. 115 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,412 -I'm gonna give you a break this year. -You're gonna give me a break? 116 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,164 Dude, I kick your ass every year. What are you talking about? 117 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,625 Let's keep this year's bet simple. Here's what I'm thinking... 118 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,543 [bell rings] 119 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,421 No, not the slop we serve to our regulars. 120 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:59,007 This is goddamn Damian Chapman! 121 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,967 Give him the best steak in the house. 122 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,552 Give him the Wagyu! 123 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,095 Yep. That's the bet. 124 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,179 [laughs] 125 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,432 It's official! I got you, you dope! 126 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,768 I got a seven-footer! I got a seven-foot kid, and he can dunk! 127 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,437 Deal's a deal though. 128 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,771 Too late, you idiot! 129 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,648 Fuck, man! Damn it! 130 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:19,652 The thing is, Benji, uh, I just landed twin exchange students 131 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,529 from the Sichuan Province. Ever heard of it? 132 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,240 Who just so happen to be seven feet tall. 133 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,743 Benji, meet Quan and Li Chin. 134 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,828 [Ben] You gotta be fucking kidding me. 135 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:30,288 You got double Chins? 136 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,916 Yep. I got double Chins, and they're playing this Saturday. 137 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,627 -Oh, fuck me. You've got two giants! -Hm-mm. 138 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:37,879 I've only got one giant! 139 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,089 And two giants are better than one giant. 140 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,382 I'm fucked! 141 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:45,386 Hey, now, you're an all-star, Benji. Hope you don't lose the bet this year. 142 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:48,848 That's a hilarious burn, and I don't even know the context. 143 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,267 -I'll take his steak. -Like hell you will! 144 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,062 -You could never eat Chapman's steak! -He left. 145 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:55,897 I'll get it to him. Don't worry. 146 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,775 Dad, I'm fucked. There's no way I win on Saturday. 147 00:05:58,858 --> 00:05:59,942 Let me ask you something. 148 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,278 Did I come off too needy when Chapman was here? 149 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,822 [chuckles] God, that guy gives me the butterflies. 150 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,286 The second I saw Matty, I thought to myself, 151 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,915 you know, this is the year I can finally prove to my dad 152 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,792 that I'm a better son than Chapman. 153 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,045 That's why I've been trying to come up with some plays. 154 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,089 We've been brainstorming ways to help you all day. 155 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,673 But that, right there, is a weird play. 156 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,634 That's not a play, Marcus. 157 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,929 I was running out of ideas, and I got bored, so I just drew a dick. 158 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,347 Shouldn't it have more hair? 159 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,934 Yeah, you're right. It should. More hair on the balls. 160 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,936 Couple of hairs on the shaft for good luck. 161 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,021 Coach, I know how to solve this. 162 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,606 I know what you're gonna say. 163 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:40,358 I need to draw veins on the dick. 164 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,360 You're not wrong. Very smart. 165 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,153 Totally. Yeah, that. 166 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,198 But also, I was gonna say you can't lose the bet 167 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,658 if you don't lose the game, 168 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,035 and you can't lose a game that you don't play. 169 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:54,163 Speak English, Isaac. This isn't your bar mitzvah. 170 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,207 What I'm trying to say is, 171 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,335 there is no game if the teachers go on strike. 172 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,379 But if there's a strike, there's no school. 173 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,463 How am I gonna learn? 174 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,923 -Put a sock in it! -Shut up, Marcus! 175 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,341 -You geek! -Marcus, take a lap. 176 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,718 You don't have the authority to tell me to do that. 177 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,805 He's right. DJ, stay in your fucking lane, tits. 178 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,890 But Marcus, also, go take a lap. 179 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,058 [Marcus panting] 180 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,685 Isaac, you're right. 181 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,228 I'm a natural-born leader. 182 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:20,690 I can certainly rile up some of these yahoos and start a strike. 183 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,442 All right. Now, step one: 184 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,444 let's draw some veins on this dick. 185 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,737 Anybody got a blue marker? 186 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:30,575 Lenwood teachers, 187 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,911 I know we're all frustrated with the negotiations, 188 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:37,957 but the union position is we are not going to strike. 189 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,001 It's not fair to the kids. 190 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,378 [Ben] Oh, who gives a shit about the kids? 191 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,797 Kids come and go. 192 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,966 This is about our needs. Am I right? 193 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:47,925 [all gasp] 194 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,635 Well, this is a different energy. 195 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,888 The school board thinks we're weak. 196 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,056 Well, I think we're the opposite of weak. 197 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,892 -Strong! -Thank you, Ron. 198 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,227 I believe in the people in this room. 199 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,604 I believe in you, Lonnie. 200 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:00,563 Really? 201 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,858 -I believe in you, Ron. -You never told me that before. 202 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,277 And I also believe in you, Myrtle. 203 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,738 -My name's Julia, asshole. -Don't care! 204 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,698 Are you even in the union? 205 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,408 I've never seen you here before. 206 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,494 Am I in the union? Ha! 207 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,412 I own the fucking union. 208 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,123 No. I mean, have you paid your dues? 209 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,500 Are you still talking? 210 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,752 You're done, lady. I'm taking over. 211 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,713 I think it's time we get loud and get what we want. 212 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,674 Who's with Ms. Same Ol' Same Ol'? 213 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,594 And who's with me? 214 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,803 [all] Yay! 215 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:33,721 Go, Coach! 216 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,765 This guy just throws out the rule book. 217 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,850 You're fucking A, right, I do! 218 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,435 I say strike! 219 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,353 Strike! 220 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:44,565 [all chanting] Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 221 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:48,152 Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 222 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,154 -What do we want? -[all] Everything! 223 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,948 -When do we want it? -[all] Now! 224 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,908 Well, after Saturday, at least. 225 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:57,036 [all shouting and chanting] Strike! Strike! 226 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,330 What the hell happened to my favor? 227 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,249 Well, I did you a better favor. 228 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,210 I told the strikers not to set your car on fire. 229 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,128 Unions are fucking awesome, by the way. 230 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,506 Please, Ben, you can't strike. 231 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:12,009 I'm gonna be doing paperwork all by myself in that creepy building. 232 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,303 I'm telling you, that place is haunted. 233 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,806 That fucking ghost of Lenwood High. 234 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,807 This again? 235 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,518 Opal, you're crazy. That kid stabbed himself. 236 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,811 In the back? 237 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,563 He was depressed. 238 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:27,149 Opal, you gotta stop watching so many horror movies. 239 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,279 They're not real. You just walk in there like the boss lady that you are, 240 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,030 and you'll be just fine. 241 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,657 Thank you, Ben. You're sweet. 242 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,117 I got ya. I love ya. 243 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,078 [Ben through megaphone] Fuck you, scab! 244 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:43,749 [all chanting] Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! Scab! 245 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,004 Damn it! 246 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,465 This teachers' strike means Ben's not gonna get his ass kicked by Chapman. 247 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,301 I was excited to see what their bet was. 248 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,386 He couldn't get Ben pregnant, could he? 249 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,723 [chuckles] Although, if anyone could get a man pregnant, it's Chapman. 250 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,100 Wait. Did you say the teachers are on strike? 251 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,518 Yeah, and now I don't know 252 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,604 when I'm gonna be able to give Chapman his steak. 253 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,397 Ron never mentioned a strike. 254 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,608 Huh? Oh, sweetie. [chuckles] 255 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:09,734 You sound like me. 256 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,360 My seven ex-wives all said 257 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,739 that I didn't listen to 'em or support 'em or, um... 258 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,117 I don't know. Something else. I didn't catch it all. 259 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,536 Just because I didn't know my boyfriend was on strike 260 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,204 does not mean I'm not supportive. 261 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,749 Well, do you try to be involved with the stuff that he's into? 262 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,542 Uh, sure, I do. 263 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,670 [Shannon grunts] 264 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,963 Oh, I got that, baby. 265 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,965 Thank you for coming today. 266 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,760 Of course. I care about you, Ron. 267 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,511 I've made that abundantly clear. 268 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,180 Oh, I know that, baby. 269 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,223 Then why didn't you tell me about the strike? 270 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,934 Oh, I think I mentioned it when we were at dinner, 271 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,187 and later that night, when we were on the couch, 272 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,189 and when we were in bed, and... 273 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,483 Oh, this morning, when I was making cardboard signs, 274 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,985 and you were like, "Why are you making cardboard signs?" 275 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:54,987 Right. 276 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,282 [teachers chanting and shouting] 277 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,244 Who's in charge here? 278 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,663 Hi, Rance. 279 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,873 I know this looks quite intense, 280 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,293 but I am eager to sit down and sort it all out with you. 281 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,671 Hey! She's not in charge anymore! 282 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,714 This is me. This is all me now. 283 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,549 Ah! Coach Hopkins. 284 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,469 I recognize you from all the parental complaint hearings. 285 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,889 I didn't realize you were involved in these negotiations. 286 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:25,768 Of course I'm involved in all these negotiations. 287 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,813 I've put my time in. I've paid my dues. 288 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,273 Not literally. I just found out about those. 289 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,110 But if you wanna talk to somebody, you'll be talking to me, Ranch. 290 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,987 It is Rance, and that is fine. 291 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:41,409 As long as you are prepared to discuss all the finer points in detail. 292 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,286 Then Ms. Henderson is coming, too, you slippery fuck. 293 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,246 Your move. 294 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,789 I truly don't care. 295 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,291 We booked a conference room at the Lenwood Inn and Suites, 296 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,294 and if we do not use it, I lose the points. 297 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,048 We're gonna strike for as long as this takes. 298 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,258 For sure till Sunday. 299 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,718 [all cheering and whooping] 300 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,969 Wait. Why Sunday? 301 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,724 -[megaphone interference] -OK, everybody. 302 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,434 Coach says we should keep marching. 303 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,894 He's taking a little break 'cause his feet hurt, 304 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,646 but we should keep marching. 305 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,571 Wait a second. What the hell are we doing out here? 306 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:19,864 The school's empty. 307 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,324 We can do whatever we want in there. 308 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,368 Hell, yeah. That's right! Let's fuckin' do it! 309 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,871 Let's fuckin' tear this shit apart, motherfucker! 310 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,664 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 311 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,915 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 312 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,418 ♪ No supervision But there's kids in school ♪ 313 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,794 ♪ They do whatever they want ♪ 314 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,588 ♪ With no teachers around ♪ 315 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,340 ♪Take a big shit and not flush it down ♪ 316 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,343 ♪ Look at Mrs. Henderson's personal pics ♪ 317 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,929 ♪ Holy shit She's got a folder full of dicks ♪  318 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,347 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 319 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,724 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 320 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,725 ♪ No supervision ♪ 321 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,435 ♪ But there's kids in school ♪ 322 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,811 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 323 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,313 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 324 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,272 ♪ No supervision ♪ 325 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,107 ♪ But there's kids in school ♪ 326 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,233 ♪ Smoking cigs ♪ 327 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,610 ♪ In the teachers' lounge ♪ 328 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,069 ♪ Light shit on fire ♪ 329 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,321 ♪ 'Cause no teacher's around ♪ 330 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,947 ♪ Spray-paint bad words ♪ 331 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,199 ♪ On the wall ♪ 332 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,243 ♪ Then piss on the words 'Cause they broke the stall ♪ 333 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,578 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 334 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:08,954 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 335 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,832 ♪ No supervision But there's kids in school ♪ 336 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,167 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 337 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,627 ♪ Kids in school ♪ 338 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,463 ♪ No supervision But there's kids in school ♪ 339 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,010 Dumbass strike paperwork. Gonna punch him in the neck. 340 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,638 That fucking crooked-teeth-having jack-o'-lantern. 341 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:26,555 Whoa! 342 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,557 The ghost of Lenwood High! 343 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,976 I told that motherfucker it was real. 344 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,686 [panting] 345 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,146 [Opal] Oh! 346 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,899 Oh, hell no. Opal out! 347 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,944 [Opal screaming] 348 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,198 [teachers chatting] 349 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,993 Riling up this crowd takes a lot outta ya. 350 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,746 You know the difference between you and me, Henderson? 351 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,040 I make this look good. 352 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,959 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 353 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,921 but I just got off the phone with Rance, and I think I owe you an apology. 354 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,590 It's over. They've agreed to our demands! 355 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,843 What do you mean? I didn't agree to anything. 356 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,053 I didn't even make all my demands to Ranch yet. 357 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,888 This can't end till Sunday at least. 358 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:12,309 We got dental, class size, even a serious bump to our pensions! 359 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,186 Bor... Ah, shit! 360 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,480 We're not done striking. Not yet! 361 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,316 Teachers of Lenwood, I have news! 362 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,442 Coach fucked everything up? 363 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:25,030 Actually, thanks to the new energy that Coach Hopkins brought to the table, 364 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,407 the board caved! 365 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,450 With your agreement, we plan to tell them-- 366 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,660 To fuck off! 367 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:30,703 There it is. 368 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,831 This is a first offer, and I'll never accept it. 369 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,708 You know what I do with first offers? 370 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,794 I piss on first offers! 371 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:46,051 I said I piss on first offers! 372 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,888 Come on, Little Coach. Don't get stage fright now. 373 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,639 How's it going over there, Hopkins? 374 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,308 Could everybody just look away? 375 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,601 Maybe run some water? 376 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,935 This could take a second. 377 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,157 Stop staring at me, Lonnie. 378 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,827 Don't feel bad, buddy. 379 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,412 I can't go in front of anyone. 380 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,914 I'm a stall guy too. 381 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,290 Full disclosure? I sit. 382 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,333 Oh, I know it! 383 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,878 You leave that toilet seat hotter than the hood of a Buick in July. 384 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,879 You're welcome, buddy. 385 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,548 It's too bad the Bridgeport game is canceled 'cause of the strike. 386 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,675 -Coulda won that bet. -What are you talking about? 387 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,135 Chapman's got double Chins. 388 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,178 Take that back! 389 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,639 Chapman's the most perfect man I've ever seen. 390 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,892 No, I'm talking about the Chin twins. They woulda kicked our asses. 391 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,435 I heard they're out this week. 392 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,646 Some car accident. There's an article about it 393 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,314 -in the Bridgeport Daily. -Huh? 394 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,150 [Ben] "Chin Twins' Car Spins"? 395 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,611 -They might need spinal pins. -They're hurt? 396 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,781 So now Chapman has no giants, and I got one giant? 397 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,865 We can win this! 398 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,368 But buddy, there's no game because of the strike. 399 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,203 Not a problem, Kirk, my man. 400 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,747 I was born to negotiate. 401 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,461 Good morning, lovely school board. 402 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,339 Where is Ms. Henderson? We'd rather deal with her. 403 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,676 Oh, I think you'll find that I'm a lot easier to deal with. 404 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,635 The good news is, 405 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,721 is I'm here to end the strike and accept all your terms. 406 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,098 Why would you do that? 407 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,391 For the kids! 408 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,142 We gotta get 'em back to school. 409 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,854 Not to mention extracurricular activities like team sports and... 410 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:22,982 sports. 411 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,025 I got the contract right here. 412 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,612 Is that urine? 413 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,115 Oh, it's just a little dribble. I could barely go. 414 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,117 If I'm honest, I might be a stall guy. 415 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,618 So we doing this? 416 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,746 That contract is off the table. 417 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,541 Why? It's literally on the table. 418 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,668 Come on. I'm not leaving without a deal. 419 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,878 Look, who do I gotta blow to get this done? 420 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:45,921 Huh? 421 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,009 [eerie music] 422 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:57,099 [laughter and shouting] 423 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,854 You just get out here and show yourself! 424 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,230 Let's end this! 425 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,481 [door opens] 426 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,446 Opal, chill out. 427 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,157 Jesus, Matty! You're gonna give me a heart attack. 428 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,701 What are you doing in here? School's closed. 429 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,620 Well, it turns out I actually like school. 430 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,456 I just hate it when there's people. 431 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,833 Why are you wearing a graduation gown? 432 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,627 I was cold, and this was the only thing laying around. 433 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,505 Plus, I may never get the chance to wear one of these things. 434 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,631 Fucking Lonnie. 435 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,842 Did you hear those men laughing like lunatics? 436 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:35,637 No, I was in Coach's classroom watching Impractical Jokers. 437 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:40,100 They did this one bit on a cruise ship, and boy, did they think it was funny. 438 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,977 OK. Well, that's explained. 439 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,272 There was also a locker rattling like it was possessed. 440 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,774 [banging] 441 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,901 I got you, Opal. 442 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,986 [tense music] 443 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,696 [teachers clamoring] 444 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:53,739 [Barry] All right. 445 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,324 Here you go. Some for you. 446 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,701 -Here. -Steak sandwiches? 447 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,786 Sensational! 448 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,788 Thanks for supporting the strike, Mr. Steakhouse. 449 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,581 Shannon bought 'em all for the teachers. 450 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,541 And my last name's not Steakhouse, big boy. 451 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,669 Ooh, sweet! Two-day-old Wagyu! My favorite. 452 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,129 Oh, not so fast! 453 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,091 This one is for the coolest man I know... [chuckles] 454 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,884 ...Chapman. I was hoping he'd be here. 455 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,844 Oh, I can't believe Shannon sent these. 456 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,014 She's really taking an active interest in my life all of a sudden. 457 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,724 Word to the wise... 458 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,603 when the end is near, they start trying to "get to know you." 459 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,647 At least, that's what happened to number three. 460 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,899 And number five. Same person. [laughs] 461 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:29,858 Carol never learned. 462 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,820 Oh, no. I mean, Shannon knows everything about me. 463 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,279 That's why she likes me. 464 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,740 Oh, yeah? What does she like about you exactly? 465 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,159 Oh, she likes that I don't shout in public. 466 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,161 She likes that I don't take sleeping pills. 467 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,373 She likes that I've never thrown a chair. I mean, I could go on and on. 468 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,250 Oh, so she likes that you're not Ben. 469 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,168 Ooh, snap! 470 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,213 OK, quiet down. Quiet down! 471 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,381 I made a deal. 472 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,298 What did we get? 473 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,843 I don't wanna get bogged down in the specifics. 474 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,388 I'm sure other people have questions, Lonnie, so please stop hogging. 475 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,807 [shouting] We agree with Lonnie's question! 476 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,936 OK, I got us almost everything we had before the strike. 477 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,814 What about class sizes? They agreed to make them smaller, right? 478 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,900 No, we're gonna keep the size the way it is. The more the merrier. 479 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,569 What else? What else? What else? 480 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,238 Oh, yeah. They're not comfortable with dental, so... 481 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,825 That's a worse deal than the one they initially offered. 482 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,995 Why are there two megaphones? Someone take away her megaphone. 483 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,204 [booing] 484 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,998 [Julia] You sold us out! 485 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,125 [Lonnie] Called it. 486 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,877 [Henderson] Let's get this son of a bitch! 487 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,963 -[Lonnie] He's getting away! -[Ben panting] Holy shit! 488 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:33,881 [teachers shouting] 489 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,048 [grunts] 490 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,427 [banging] 491 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:39,803 Unbelievable. 492 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,056 Tells me he's gonna take care of it, but then drags me with him. 493 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,017 Would you stop mumbling about me so much? 494 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,144 Asking me to stop mumbling about him. 495 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,063 How does that lanky motherfucker even hear me up there? 496 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,523 Just stand back. 497 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,233 I'm gonna open this damn locker. 498 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,110 All right. Here we go. 499 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,696 [suspenseful music playing] 500 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,281 [Opal] Oh, my God! 501 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,534 -Kill it! -No, Opal! No! It's just Bryan. 502 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,203 [Opal] You see him too? 503 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,747 He asked me to let him out of here after the bullies went home, 504 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,415 but that was a week ago. 505 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,167 Shit. I forgot. Sorry, Bryan. 506 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,212 [sighs] I'm just relieved this was all in my head. 507 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,338 [banging] 508 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,967 -Uh, well, that is not in your head. -[banging continues] 509 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,179 You got this, Principal Opal. 510 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,389 It's all you. You show 'em who's boss. 511 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,807 Thanks, Matty. 512 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,434 [clears throat] 513 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,603 Game on, motherfuckers! 514 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,232 [banging] 515 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,193 Argh! 516 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,110 Argh! 517 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,528 It's got fangs! 518 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,030 Save me, Opie! 519 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,949 Go to hell, you monster fuck! 520 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,494 Argh! You hit me in the mouth! 521 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,037 I feel... 522 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,332 amazing! 523 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,168 Who needs dental when you have Opal? 524 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,382 Hey... 525 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,093 Um, be honest with me, Shannon. 526 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,095 Is this relationship just a rebound? 527 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,596 No! No! 528 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,723 It's not a rebound at all. 529 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:11,103 Ben took a shot, he missed, and I landed in your arms. 530 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,980 That is not a rebound. 531 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,148 OK, good. Just making sure. 532 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,234 I give 'em three more weeks. 533 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,444 That's longer than your fourth marriage, Mr. Steakhouse. 534 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,489 [chuckles] You're not wrong, big boy. You're not wrong. 535 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,286 It's our time to shine, boys. 536 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,746 Chapman is screwed. His giants are dead. 537 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,291 They're not actually dead. They're in a coma. 538 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,835 Either way, it's great news! 539 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,753 Hey, there's the loser now. 540 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,506 By the way, Coach, what's the bet? You never told us. 541 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,174 [chuckles] You'll see, Matty. 542 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,761 Let's just say it's something that'll be with him the rest of his life. 543 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,888 Uh, Coach? 544 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,850 [rock music playing] 545 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,227 [music stops] 546 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,938 What the hell? I thought they weren't playing. 547 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,816 Uh-huh. 'Course you did. I planted that Bridgeport article 548 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,943 because I knew you'd fall for it and end the strike. 549 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,570 You evil genius! 550 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,947 Chapman! Goddamn, I wish he was my son! 551 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:04,906 What's that? 552 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,910 It's the steak I owe you, big knucklehead, from three and a half days ago. 553 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,662 Yeah, I'm not gonna eat that. 554 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,206 [sighs] I guess it's your lucky day, huh, big boy? 555 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,459 God bless you, Mr. Steakhouse. 556 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,545 Mmm-mm! 557 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,298 [laughing] 558 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,841 Mmm-mmm! 559 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,555 Ah, who knows? Maybe we could still beat 'em. 560 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,099 [whistle blows] 561 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,770 -[crowd cheering] -[buzzer] 562 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,897 [buzzing] 563 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,150 Wait. You want all the lyrics to Smash Mouth's "All Star"? 564 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:43,111 -That'll take up your whole back. -Exactly! [laughs] 565 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,404 It's not gonna fit. 566 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,448 I'm gonna have to write "All that glitters is gold" 567 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,699 in his ass crack. 568 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,076 [laughs] 569 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,328 Argh! Oh, God! 570 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:57,959 ♪ My home is in Kentucky ♪ 571 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:02,756 ♪ And that is where I'll die ♪ 572 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,468 ♪ I hope it's soon ♪ 573 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:10,972 ♪ 'Cause I presume ♪ 574 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:15,977 ♪ It's all a waste of time ♪