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Mmm.
What do have we here?
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Ooh, a fresh construction site.
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Time to give
these lunch box Charlies
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something to look at while
they're drinking their RC Colas
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and eating their moon pies.
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It's go time.
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Violate me
with your words, boys.
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(coughs, sniffles)
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Oh, man, that reminds me.
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I got to call my mama
this weekend.
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(scoffs)
Maybe they didn't see me.
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Let me give them another taste.
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(rhythmic grunting)
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(groans)
Oh, I know what this is.
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They're afraid of a lawsuit.
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I give you my consent.
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Ooh, ooh,
ooh, look at this cheerleader.
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(cheering, whistling)
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(coughs, sniffles)
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Okay, find
your own way down, then.
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♪ ♪
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(door thuds)
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Don't mind me.
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My once hypnotic buns
have lost their magic.
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-What now, Mother?
-Used to be construction workers
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couldn't take their eyes
off me.
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I used to be the reason
nothing got built in this town.
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They were too distracted.
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Aw, come on, Betty.
You look great.
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Don't give me
your pity compliments.
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I know I've gained
a few wisdom pounds.
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But does that make me invisible?
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Ugh, I need a drink.
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Stealing from
a construction site
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and now you're gerbling wine?
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Brenda. I shook my cans
and my caboose
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in front of a girder
full of construction workers
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and got nothing.
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No catcalls, no wolf whistles.
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-No a-roogahs.
-No shake-its? No break-its?
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Not even one "Took your mama
that long to make it."
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Total silence.
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Well, it's all over.
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May as well eat this full tray
of monkey bread
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and start the process
of fully letting myself go.
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No, no, no. Don't pull the pin
on that monkey bread grenade.
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You know what I do when I'm
needing a little body tune-up?
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I head to a Pound Pinchers
meeting.
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Oh, come on, Brenda.
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I don't want to sit
in a circle of fat losers
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pining for a candy bar
like it's Jason Momoa.
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But don't you get it?
That's a real ego boost.
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Nothing makes you feel better
about yourself
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than sitting amongst a gaggle
of chunky desperados.
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Oh, yeah. I guess I would look
like Claudia Swiffers
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compared to those uggos.
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But I am gonna hide
this monkey bread from my family
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just in case this whole plan
is a bust. Oof.
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Doo, doo-doo-doo.
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Hola, Jenny.
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How was your vacation, Louise?
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Well, Daniel had to come back
early for a businessman thing.
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But it wasn't sad at all, Jenny.
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I liked being alone in Mexico
on my tenth anniversary.
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Anyways, Jenny,
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you know what I noticed
when I was driving myself home
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from the airport
late last night?
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The Waffle House
had a ton of customers,
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and we had no customers.
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Maybe 'cause we were closed?
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That's right, y'all.
Look at you, smarty.
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So starting next week,
The Last Supper's
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gonna be open all night.
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-As in 24 hours?
-Yeah, silly.
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And you get to be
our new night manager.
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-(gasps)
-Doo, doo-doo-doo.
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For the same money. Doo-doo.
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BRENDA:
These meetings are
a "what, what" factory.
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Compliments for days.
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(cheering, applause)
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Look at you in those jeans.
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Wow-ee, looks like Mary
is down another five pounds.
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Go on, show us that hot bod.
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Leader lady. Ooh, over here.
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-We're ready to strut.
-Oh, right.
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We have some newcomers.
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-Oh, hello.
-Hi.
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(coughs, sniffles)
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Okay. Welcome, ladies.
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Come on up
and step on the scale.
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Why don't we just skip
the scale
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and get to the complimentary
hoots and hollers?
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Oh, you'll get lots
of compliments
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when you start getting down
to your healthier weight.
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BOTH:
Huh?
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Now why don't you get
some steps in
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on the way to the scale?
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Oh I'm gonna get my steps in,
later,
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when I'm doing the Riverdance
on your face.
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It's just such a bad idea.
The Last Supper open late?
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You guys are already pushing
the limits
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on how long you can keep a piece
of flounder under a heat lamp.
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Right? That's why
I told Louise "Hell no."
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I mean, the words
were more along the lines
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of "Sure, I'll think about it,"
but there was definitely
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-a real "hell no" vibe to it.
-WAYNE: Good.
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I mean, the night shift
is no place for a lady---
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Uh-oh...
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Uh...
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Wait, what did you just say?
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I'm capturing the look--
the look of a man
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seconds before
he loses everything.
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I'm just saying,
women are a little more
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physically vulnerable than men.
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Look, Wayne, it's you.
And that poo pile
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is all your words
and thoughts.
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(scoffs) You think ladies
can't be night managers?
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Okay, that is not what I said.
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I'm just saying the freaks
come out at night.
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Ha, ha, just like that
song by Whodini.
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Mm. Amazing pivot.
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But it's what you meant.
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And for the record,
I can handle it.
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(sighs)
My Lord, you're stubborn.
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When? When have I ever
been stubborn? When?
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Jenny, your check engine light
means check the engine.
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I know when
my check engine light
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is serious and when it isn't.
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Jenny, don't be stubborn.
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We're not gonna make it
to Charlotte.
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I don't even see that.
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-(sirens wail)
-Guess who made it to Charlotte?
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This bitch.
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Oh, I just want
to give him one grape.
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-Lions don't even eat grapes.
-(snarls)
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Guess who proved lions
like grapes?
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This bitch...
Ouch!
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PARAMEDIC:
Oh, my God, what did she do?
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I reminded her she that she is
allergic to cauliflower,
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so she ate a tray
of roasted cauliflower.
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Guess who just saw God?
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This bitch.
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Jenny, you have a history
of putting your life in danger
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-just to be right.
-No, I don't.
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And guess who's taking
the night manager job.
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-(sighs) "This bitch"?
-This bitch.
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Aw, you two.
I'm so glad you came back.
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The second meeting
is the most important one.
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Now let's hop on that scale.
Come on.
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-(groans)
-Hey, Leigh-Ann,
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could you just give
my friend Betty here
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a couple of golf claps?
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She just needs
a little bit of kudos.
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-You know, just a kude?
-Please?
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Well, hop on that scale,
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and let's see if those numbers
are kude-worthy.
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Wow, okay. Looks like
we're up three pounds,
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which is a lot for one day.
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Leigh-Ann, I went home
last meeting with zero claps,
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zero back pats
and zero "You go, girls."
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You basically pushed me
right into the comforting arms
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of a kiddie pool-size tray
of monkey bread
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and a rain barrel
of full-fat eggnog.
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-That's not safe.
-Not even Christmas.
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All right, on to better news.
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Danica just lost her 15th pound.
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Big bravo moment, y'all.
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-Big whoop.
-This blows.
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15.3.
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And I put my pre-baby
khakis back on, y'all.
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-(applause)
-Okay, okay. Bravo, I-I guess.
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But let's talk about
those pants.
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Honey, those khakis
are far too thick
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to get a decent
camel toe going.
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(soft laughter)
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Yeah, Danica.
Why are you so excited
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about squeezing
into a UPS uniform?
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Men should be
delivering you their package.
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(laughs)
Y'all are so right.
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(laughter)
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Oh, do me, do me.
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Things never once heard
in Larry's bedroom
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for 500, Alex.
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(laughter)
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Okay. O-Okay, everybody.
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Let's calm down.
Who hasn't weighed in yet?
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Weigh in?
I'm looking for a way out.
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Just like Larry's husband.
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-(laughter)
-It's true.
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It's true.
I mean, we're in therapy.
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Screw dropping pounds.
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Losing weight will never
feel as good as this.
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Oh, Wayne, look at me.
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I'm a girl, and I'm running
this restaurant at night.
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I'm so scared...
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-Aah!
-Aah! Jesus, you snuck up on me.
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Are you wearing
a moisturizing sheet mask?
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Well, you don't keep
this baby face
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for 2,000 years
without a little help.
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So, night manager, huh?
You sure you can handle it?
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(scoffs) Why does everyone
keep saying that?
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Because night people
are a little scary.
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Remember that song by Whodini?
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♪ The freaks come out at night ♪
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♪ The freaks come out
at night... ♪
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I can handle the night freaks.
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Plus, don't forget
Benny's in the back.
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(over headphones):
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
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♪ All this self-hating... ♪
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(smoke detector beeping)
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Benny. Benny.
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(chuckles)
He's working.
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Okay, well, night hours
begin right now.
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("Freaks Come Out at Night"
by Whodini playing)
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24 hours, my babies.
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Now I can basically live here.
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Oh, no, Randy, absolutely not.
No, no, no.
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You got to be a paying customer.
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I'll have one hushpuppy please.
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And now
that I'm a paying customer,
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night, night, everybody.
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And I should warn you now,
I am a sleep screamer.
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Meaning, I have
to scream myself to sleep.
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(screaming)
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Sir? Uh, we don't
allow dogs here.
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-Perfect. This is a wolf.
-(growls softly)
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Excuse me, sir?
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You can't come
in here without a shirt.
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But can I at least do the drugs
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I stole from CVS?
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No. You got to put a shirt on,
or you are out of here.
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♪ You couldn't find
a good freak anywhere... ♪
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Boom, say hello to my shirt.
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(engine revs)
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Sir, sir, you cannot drive
your baby motorcycle in here.
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It's street legal!
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This is not a street. This
is the inside of a restaurant.
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Watch this.
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Oh, my God, what have I done?
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(howling)
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We got us a howl going, babies.
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(howling)
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(glass shatters)
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♪ The freaks come out at night ♪
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♪ The freaks come out
at night. ♪
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WAYNE:
Morning.
Made you some breakfast.
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-Aah!
-Oh, God!
-Mom!
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(exhales)
I'm sorry, Wayne.
249
00:10:35,993 --> 00:10:38,136
Sorry, Vi. Hi.
250
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,454
A little on edge
from last night?
251
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,865
Me? No way.
252
00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,141
So stubborn.
253
00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:45,535
I'm not stubborn or on edge.
I'm amped.
254
00:10:45,553 --> 00:10:47,220
Amped up from how much
calm fun I had
255
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,813
with all my new chill friends.
256
00:10:49,006 --> 00:10:51,132
So it was fun and chill?
257
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,817
Oh, yeah. Well,
the night crowd is actually
258
00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,727
really sophisticated and cool.
259
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,346
Lot of book clubs. People
come out of art house movies
260
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,324
and having
philosophical discussions.
261
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,551
Wow, The Last Supper at night
262
00:11:01,611 --> 00:11:03,828
is like being transported
to 1920s Paris.
263
00:11:04,021 --> 00:11:06,572
And why do you have a bunch
of Band-Aids on your arm?
264
00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:09,893
Oh, that? Oh, I just got caught
in a little crossfire
265
00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,244
between two rapscallions
266
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,673
named Mista Apocalypse
and Eddie Toilet.
267
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,157
Two nighttime regulars,
268
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,826
just having a friendly
little oil fight.
269
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,571
Kind of like a fancy duel.
It's like Hamilton, really.
270
00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:24,574
Eddie Toilet's oil fight
was like Hamilton?
271
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,500
Uh... uh-huh.
Totally random question:
272
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,645
do you think a wolf
could bite through this?
273
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,007
There he is.
274
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:36,085
Well rested 'cause we know he
wasn't getting busy last night.
275
00:11:36,146 --> 00:11:38,271
(laughs)
Good one, Betty.
276
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,199
(chuckles): Oh.
Where are those khakis, girl?
277
00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:43,851
I hope they're hanging
on some trucker's bedpost.
278
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,329
How'd you know?
(laughs)
279
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:49,690
Can I have a word with you two?
280
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,026
This meeting is not
about your comedy,
281
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,028
it's about losing weight.
282
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,955
So could you please
just cool it?
283
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:59,050
-It's really distracting.
-LARRY: Betty? Brenda?
284
00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:00,944
We got your stage all set up.
285
00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,220
Well, sorry, Leigh-Ann,
286
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:03,871
we got to give the people
what they want.
287
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,615
(sighs)
288
00:12:05,675 --> 00:12:09,227
-(cheering, applause)
-There's my girl, Chica Seat.
289
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:12,063
ALL:
Why is she called Chica Seat?
290
00:12:12,215 --> 00:12:15,108
'Cause when she sits,
it's a cheek a seat.
291
00:12:15,259 --> 00:12:17,402
(laughter)
292
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,817
I don't think I can wait until
the next Pound Pinchers meeting
293
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,727
to get another chuckle fix.
294
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,580
A whole week? Uh-uh.
295
00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:31,499
I'm gonna need me
some giggles before then.
296
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:39,424
Time to take this show
on the road.
297
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:41,501
♪ ♪
298
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,578
Y'all ever notice how sober
people walk like this?
299
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,990
"Bartender, I'll have
a glass of boring
300
00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:49,158
-on the rocks."
-(laughter)
301
00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:51,327
And drunk people
are all walking like this.
302
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,012
After-party's at my house.
303
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,165
Give me my car keys. I'm fine.
304
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:58,259
-(laughter)
-(whoops)
305
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,095
Attention, original cast
of Cocoon,
306
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,023
it's time for some bingo.
307
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,343
B4, as in I hope somebody wins
308
00:13:07,403 --> 00:13:10,437
before this old biddy
kicks the bucket.
309
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,565
(laughter)
310
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,460
-(coughs)
-Did she just die?
311
00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:17,520
-BOTH: Bingo!
-(laughter)
312
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,256
-We killed.
-Literally.
313
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,971
(indistinct shouting)
314
00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:28,714
Hey, man, what are
you doing here?
315
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,792
Uh, nothing.
I-I'm just spying on a waitress.
316
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:35,396
-(cackles) Me, too.
-Get out of here, freak.
317
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,650
(indistinct shouting)
318
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,487
-(gasps)
-(slurping)
319
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,823
Oh, my Lord,
that girl needs my help
320
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,699
whether she wants it or not.
321
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,905
Okay. Fingernail Guy needs
more salt for his pentagram.
322
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,333
Distraught Woman Wearing Pajamas
wants another order
323
00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,410
of her kidnapped son's
favorite pancakes.
324
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,228
-Mayo Guy wants more mayo.
-(grunting)
325
00:13:59,247 --> 00:14:00,988
(chuckles):
Classic Mayo Guy.
326
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,250
And Randy is probably due for
another scream in three, two...
327
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,086
(screams)
I'm lucid dreaming, baby.
328
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,723
And it's sexual in nature.
329
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,078
Oh, hi, didn't see you come in.
330
00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:16,354
(Brooklyn accent):
Uh, yeah, I'm just looking
331
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,172
to get a chicken sandwich.
332
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,916
Or maybe a hot dog
or street pretzel.
333
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,584
Oh!
334
00:14:21,644 --> 00:14:25,012
This is a fish restaurant.
And what's your name, sir?
335
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,757
Uh, Dwayne... I'm Walking Here.
336
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:32,945
Your name is
"Dwayne I'm Walking Here"?
337
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,688
Damn it, Wayne.
I can handle this.
338
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,208
Stop trying to be right, Jenny.
You clearly need help.
339
00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:39,544
Did you pierce your ear
for this disguise?
340
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:40,770
No.
341
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,029
Oh, God, The pain.
342
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,456
I don't need your help.
343
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,625
Please let me kick out that guy
344
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,461
who I'm pretty sure
is O.J. Simpson.
345
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,796
What are you talking about?
These are my people.
346
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,799
Hey, Eddie Toilet,
let me get a ride on that thing.
347
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,519
-Okay, maybe later.
-(door opens, chimes)
348
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,972
Now if you'll excuse me,
349
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,066
I have a very friendly-looking
customer to attend to.
350
00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:03,476
Table for one?
351
00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,052
Oh, I'm not gonna need a table.
352
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,489
I'm just gonna need
all your money.
353
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:16,822
Okay, lady, this is a holdup.
354
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,583
Oh. Shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.
355
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:21,644
Wait. You're shushing a person
pointing a gun at you?
356
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,479
Okay, all right,
I'm gonna get you that money,
357
00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:25,089
but let me tell you
what's going on here.
358
00:15:25,282 --> 00:15:26,573
That man over there
is my boyfriend,
359
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,242
and he thought
this was gonna be dangerous
360
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,669
for me to take this night job.
361
00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,412
And I was like,
"What?! No, it's not."
362
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,097
So if he finds out
you're robbing me,
363
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,674
I'm gonna be
on the business end
364
00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:36,509
of a major
"I told you so" situation.
365
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,828
Oh, I hear that.
My old man told me
366
00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:40,421
I was never gonna be able
to do a stick-up
367
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,106
on my own, and here I am.
368
00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:44,167
And where is he?
In the burn unit,
369
00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:46,945
getting skin grafts
'cause I poured a pot
370
00:15:47,138 --> 00:15:49,188
of hot grits on his head. Boom.
371
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,783
Okay, so you... get it.
372
00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:54,510
All right, I'll play along,
373
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:56,621
but one wrong move,
and you're worm food.
374
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:59,182
Actually, Worm Food is the one
standing over there
375
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:00,792
-with Mista Apocalypse.
-(grunts)
376
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:03,536
Hi! But, yeah, uh, point taken.
377
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,688
♪ The freaks come out at night ♪
378
00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,948
-(barking)
-♪ The freaks come out
at night ♪
379
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,969
♪ Discos don't open
till after dark ♪
380
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,546
♪ And it ain't till 12:00
till the party really starts ♪
381
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,048
♪ And I always had
to be home by 10:00 ♪
382
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,976
♪ Right before the fun
was about to begin ♪
383
00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:20,553
♪ Crowds of people lined up
inside and out ♪
384
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,480
♪ Just one reason--
to rock the house ♪
385
00:16:22,673 --> 00:16:24,798
♪ The freaks come out at night ♪
386
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,210
♪ The freaks
come out at night. ♪
387
00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:29,045
(whistling, applause)
388
00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:30,154
How y'all doing?
389
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,882
ALL:
Good! How y'all doing?
390
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,233
Well, I'll tell ya, honey.
391
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,143
I'm hot, delicious,
and I can get there
392
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,737
in 30 minutes or less.
393
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,331
(laughter)
394
00:16:40,524 --> 00:16:43,150
Brenda Pizza,
I finally perfected my theory
395
00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:44,818
of snack-a-tivity.
396
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,671
Oh, what's that, Dr. Pastarelli?
397
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:48,564
E equals me see pizza!
398
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:51,992
-(laughter)
-See you next time.
399
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,736
BOTH:
Hey-oh!
400
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:56,663
Ladies, I never want
to see you again.
401
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,758
And I've spoken
to the City of Greenpoint,
402
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,911
and you are banned from
every meeting in this building.
403
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:03,504
-What?
-Why?
404
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,415
These are self-help meetings,
not comedy clubs.
405
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:08,175
And frankly,
your jokes are better
406
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,194
when they were
a little more off-the-cuff.
407
00:17:10,387 --> 00:17:13,589
-Excuse me?
-Your act is all over the place.
408
00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:16,092
Let me get this straight:
you're a giant piece of pizza,
409
00:17:16,152 --> 00:17:18,261
and you're dressed
like Albert Einstein,
410
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,946
but you're calling yourself
Dr. Pastarelli?
411
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:24,283
You-you've got too many ideas
going on here.
412
00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:27,295
-I told you!
-Just, please, get out.
413
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,049
Here are your fish and chips
414
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:34,427
with a side of collard greens.
415
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,114
(gasps)
416
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:41,517
(whispering):
Psst! Mr. Toilet,
she's got a gun.
417
00:17:43,254 --> 00:17:45,288
-(whispering): Oh, snap.
-You gather the others,
418
00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:47,456
and on three,
we'll bum-rush her.
419
00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,125
Toilet's on it.
420
00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:51,552
-One, two...
-(engine revving)
421
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,720
Everybody on the Toilet!
422
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,239
(tires squealing,
engine revving)
423
00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:57,241
-(gunshot)
-No!
424
00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:58,801
I'm tired of this game.
425
00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:00,486
This is a robbery!
426
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,080
Okay, yes, it is,
but it's not a big deal
427
00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:03,748
'cause I am handling it!
428
00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:06,918
Whatever it is, I'm gonna need
what's in your wallets.
429
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:08,419
And those earrings, too.
430
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,755
Were you seriously trying
to hide a robbery
431
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,832
just to avoid being wrong?
432
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,741
I just wanted to keep you safe!
433
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,319
Oh, big male savior.
434
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:19,322
Ugh. He's one of those types.
Just like my ex.
435
00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:21,248
I'm serious, Beverly.
He is nonstop.
436
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,767
These are so cute.
437
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,602
-Where'd you get these?
-Guess.
438
00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:26,938
-Don't bond with her!
She's robbing you!
-I'll bond
439
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:29,107
with whoever I want to.
Costco.
440
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,351
Shut the fudge.
They got jewelry now?
441
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,187
I'm gonna have to rob them next.
I'll steal something for ya.
442
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,856
Oh, Bev, that is so sweet.
443
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,691
Jenny, stop bonding with her.
444
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,451
It's what got us into this mess.
445
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,954
Well, it's about
to get a whole lot messier.
446
00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:45,014
-(yells)
-What the...? (grunts)
447
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:46,532
-Grab the gun!
-(grunts)
448
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,017
Hang on, Randy.
449
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,536
I don't want to be accused
of "man-saving."
450
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,872
Jenny, maybe
you should pick up the gun.
451
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,615
With these girl arms?
452
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,950
Jenny, just admit
that I was right
453
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,878
about this job being dangerous.
454
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:01,288
Not until you admit you
backseat-drive me all the time.
455
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,640
Why are you so stubborn?!
456
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,550
Well, maybe I get stubborn
because it sucks
457
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,385
when your own boyfriend
keeps cutting you down
458
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,312
and telling you
you can't handle yourself.
459
00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:12,483
Jenny... I never thought
you couldn't handle yourself!
460
00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:16,988
It's that I couldn't handle it
if anything happened to you.
461
00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:20,232
-(grunting, crashing continues)
-RANDY: Ow!
462
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,718
Well, damn it, Wayne,
guess who loves you.
463
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,912
This bitch.
464
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,908
-(grunting)
-Sounds like
a real breakthrough,
465
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,651
but Randy's cramping up.
466
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,487
And if anyone were to walk in
on this with no context,
467
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,989
Randy would look like
the bad guy here.
468
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,658
Aah! Look out!
469
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,402
The mother opossum
is getting the gun!
470
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,920
-Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
-Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
471
00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:43,422
-Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
-Hey, dummies, everybody,
472
00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:45,257
can it. (sighs)
473
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:47,760
Okay, everything in my gut is
telling me to kill all y'all.
474
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:49,020
Just paint the walls!
475
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,763
Do something so gross
476
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,340
that they make a true crime
podcast about me.
477
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,026
But Jenny,
478
00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:58,421
I like you, so I'm just gonna
take my money and get out.
479
00:19:58,522 --> 00:20:00,364
And I want you
to have these back.
480
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:04,260
No, you keep one,
and I keep one.
481
00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:07,263
Aw, friendship earrings!
482
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,523
What the hell is happening?
483
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,226
Now put your snoots
on the floor and count to 50.
484
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,861
Uh, uh, uh. Not you,
my little gumby monkey.
485
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,956
You're coming with me.
486
00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:20,476
Looks like somebody just got
a place to sleep.
487
00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:23,370
Oh, sleeping's not
on the menu tonight, shug.
488
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,965
Fear-sex it is, my babies.
489
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,643
-(engine revving)
-(Randy howling)
490
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,793
Mom, shouldn't you
be getting ready for work?
491
00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:39,720
Oh, Louise cancelled
the whole 24-hour thing
492
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,073
after she found a dog bowl
of loose teeth on her desk.
493
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,057
Dog teeth or human?
494
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,470
-Good question. It was a mix.
-I love that.
-Oh, gross!
495
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,988
What happened
with Pound Pinchers?
496
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,823
Oh, we got kicked out
497
00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:52,658
for distracting chunk-a-doos
with too many tee-hees.
498
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,402
Damn it, there has got
to be another place in this town
499
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,846
where two women
can flaunt the gifts
500
00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:01,000
that God gave them
to a desperate audience.
501
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,927
BETTY:
Y'all look at this buffet.
502
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,321
Mac and cheese,
biscuits and gravy.
503
00:21:05,423 --> 00:21:07,156
Chicken fried steak?
504
00:21:07,258 --> 00:21:08,749
Heart attack row.
505
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,160
Buffet now, defibu-later.
506
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:12,419
(laughter)
507
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,663
Look at big-belly Bud
over there.
508
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:17,591
His belt buckle's over there
going, "I can't hold it!"
509
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,518
(laughter)
510
00:21:19,670 --> 00:21:21,353
I don't know how they're getting
such a great reaction
511
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,689
with their tops on,
but I'll take it.
512
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,024
(audience chanting)
513
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,952
♪ ♪
514
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,514
-(meows)
-(horn honks musically)
515
00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:34,500
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