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(I Eerie ambient music)
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(Breathing heavily)
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(Muffled chattering)
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(Nurse) So, on a scale of one to ten,
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ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?
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I'd say about... about an eleven.
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(Nurse) You have
any ringing in your ears?
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_ (High-pitched ringing)
- Hm?
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(Nurse) Any ringing or...
or buzzing of the ears?
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You sound like you're underwater.
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(Nurse) And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?
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(Exhales)
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In my mouth.
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- (Nurse) You have tingling in your mouth?
- In my mouth.
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(Nurse) Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?
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(Light buzzes)
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(Cart clatters)
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(I Electronic music)
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(Breathes heavily)
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I bet you two wish
you were in Group A, huh?
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(I Electronic music continues)
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Sorry it didn't work out.
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You said $1,750.
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It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.
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- It's a new policy.
- New policy? Since when?
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I was countin' on that scratch, man.
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Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in Carpetland again.
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The whole department's
getting the squeeze.
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It's not like the glory days at CLR.
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You know what?
Fuck Naltech!
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Fuck this office!
Fuck you!
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Fuck!
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(I Electronic music continues)
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You got a smoke?
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Yeah, sure.
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I guess we both
got the boot, huh?
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(Lighter flicks)
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(Sighs)
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I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.
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Fuckin' blows.
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151 doesn't run on Sundays.
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It's Sunday?
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(I Electronic music continues)
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You wanna come home with me?
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You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.
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I'll blow you too.
After dinner.
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(I Electronic music continues)
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(Gulping)
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(Exhales)
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(Belches)
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(Sighs)
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Please don't look at me.
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I'm not.
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(Bill) Oh, Jesus Christ.
This sucks.
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What's wrong with your hair?
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What do you mean?
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It's all shaved and stuff.
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Hm.
Don't worry about it.
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I like his hair.
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What?
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I do.
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What's your name again?
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Bill.
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Do you hate me, Bill?
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Nope.
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Good.
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Oh, no. Come on.
No, no!
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- (Pounds table)
- No, no! Fuck!
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Hit him!
Hit him!
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Stomp him!
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Come on!
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Oh, that's lousy!
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Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...
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I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.
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Why don't you come meet me?
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(Bobby) It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.
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- Do you like football?
- (Bobby growls)
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- They don't draft well.
- No.
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(Bobby) Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.
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(I Electronic music)
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(Bill) Run!
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" Ru . n' you mQQQr! ' Run!
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" (BQbbY) Go, 90, QC)!
" (BiHY) Run, yeah!
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(Cheering)
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- There it is!
- Woohoo!
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(I Electronic music)
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(Bobby) Ah!
That was awesome.
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Did you see that shit?
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That was awesome!
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So you really like my hair?
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Or are you just making conversation?
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(Bill) oh, Yeah!
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(I ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD
COLEY: "It's Sad to Belong")
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Come on.
Dance with me.
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♪ I met you on a springtime day
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- ♪ You were mindin'...
- Yeah?
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♪ And I was mindin' mine, too...
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- Watch this.
- ♪ Lady, when you looked my way
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♪ I had a strange sensation
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♪ And, darlin',
that's when I knew
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♪ That it's sad to belong
to someone else
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♪ When the right one comes along
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♪ Yes, it's sad...
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I'm really glad
you came to dinner.
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♪ When the right one comes along
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♪ Oh, I wake up in the night
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♪ And I reached beside me
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♪ Hopin' you will be there... ♪
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' MOW.
“ (Q3333)
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- (Record scratches)
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Why? Goddamn it!
I hate you!
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I hate you!
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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He was taking advantage of me.
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She's tellin' stories, Bill.
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That's the sauce talkin'.
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Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.
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Get out!
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Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy.
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Get him!
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(I Electronic music)
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(Screams)
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Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?
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You little pervert punk!
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Come at me,
you fuckin' cocksucker!
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(Bill) on, shit!
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(Gasps)
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My food!
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No! My window!
You asshole!
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You smashed my bay window!
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He smashed our bay window!
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Let's get him.
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, Bobber.
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(Gaspiflg)
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Call the cops!
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Go on, call the cops!
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(I Electronic music)
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Oh, crud.
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(Boys laughing)
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Nice save, cum-catcher.
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Yeah, too bad Coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,
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you could probably get a full-ride.
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Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.
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(Boys laughing)
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No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.
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Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.
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(Moans)
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Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.
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He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.
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(Boys laugh)
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Ah, fuck!
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(Spits)
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Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?
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You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, D.
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There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.
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Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.
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Oh, Coach would kill you, Derrick.
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(Sighs)
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I swear to God,
if any of this toxic waste
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gets on my tracksuit,
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I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it
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and fucking kill his family!
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God, fuck!
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Let's fucking go.
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(Mr. Hanley) Goddamn it!
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One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.
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Now they're all covered.
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Patty!
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Yes, Mr. Hanley?
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Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.
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These fuckers gotta be
show quality
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if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.
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Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?
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No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!
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Come on, move your ass!
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(Breathes heavily)
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(Slurps)
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(Liquid splattering)
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(I Electronic music)
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I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.
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Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!
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(Laughing)
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What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?
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(All barking)
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(Insects buzzing)
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(coughing)
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Oh, boy. That ground chuck
has a real kick to it.
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Did you do something
different tonight?
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- Take a sip of water, Norm.
- Oh.
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Ahh.
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That's a-spicy.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You didn't spice it up
a little bit?
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It's just a little cumin.
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No more than the recipe
calls for.
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Mom, what's cumin again?
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Honey, let's not do this tonight.
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Just eat your salad, please.
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- Hey, um... shells are edible.
- Mm.
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Anybody tried their shell yet?
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And why are you not eating?
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- Something happen at school?
- Mom, why are you doing this?
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Why are you trying to pry, OK?
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It's, like, pry, pry, pry with Yo"-
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No one's prying, Kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.
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You need to take it down
a notch.
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You are spazzing.
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- Dad!
- Patty, cool it.
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- So, how was school today?
- Oh, my God.
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Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?
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What did you do today?
Hmm?
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You better tame that tone, mister.
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I'm done.
May I be excused, please?
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No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,
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eat your taco salad
and have dessert.
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- I got a chocolate cake.
- (Chuckles)
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Hey, Mom, can I go see a rock show
with Sissy and Karen on Friday?
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Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.
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I haven't heard you
talk about them
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since you dropped out
of junior college.
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What's the group?
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Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.
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They're, um...
really smart and stuff.
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The music is almost educational.
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What's the name of the group?
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The Alliance.
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Oh, I don't know.
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That-that sounds pretty militant.
The Alliance?
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I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.
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Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!
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- (Fork clatters)
- Hey, you need to take it down a notch.
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Shut the hell up, Kev!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.
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All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.
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Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.
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That's true.
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There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.
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Hey, here's an idea.
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Why don't you invite Sissy
and Karen over Friday night
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and have a slumber party
like old times.
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We can play Party Farm.
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Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.
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Hm-hm.
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No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, Mom.
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I'm 20 years old.
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Now who's spazzing?
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Kevin, shut the eff up!
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OK, you really need
to take it down a notch.
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(High-pitched screaming)
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(I Punk rock music playing)
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♪ Try to see me as I age
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♪ Things up there
with silent rage
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♪ Disgusted with this human race
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♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze
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♪ Cancer that controls your mind
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♪ The cancer
that consumes mankind
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00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,945
♪ In a world so full of hate
260
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,822
♪ Still it's just to procreate
261
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,409
♪ No one listens,
no one will
262
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,827
♪ And wastes,
you aren't as civilized
263
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,955
♪ No match,
no conviction in their eyes
264
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,211
♪ Fanatical religious right
265
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,546
♪ Prayer with you
because you're white
266
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,880
♪ Pro-white virgin,
now or never
267
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,382
♪ Hold your breath,
hold your last breath...
268
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,884
(Breathes heavily)
269
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,386
♪ See behind,
behind the crossing...
270
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,804
(Breathing heavily)
271
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,972
♪ Get lost you hypocrite
272
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,349
♪ We've had enough
of your bullshit...
273
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,979
(Breathing heavily)
274
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,066
♪ No conviction in their eyes, no ♪
275
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,446
(Breathing heavily)
276
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,076
Jesus Christ, lady.
277
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,912
It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.
278
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,127
May I see
a second form of ID?
279
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,588
No, fuck you.
Don't be a cunt.
280
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,635
- What did you just say?
- You heard me the first time.
281
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,803
You're just not used
to anybody challenging
282
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,805
your fuckin' psychological warfare.
283
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,018
Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.
284
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,150
(I Electronic music)
285
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,985
Are you trying
to buy some drugs?
286
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,621
Damn, this white boy
all business.
287
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,793
Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.
288
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,129
Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!
289
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,426
(Door closes)
290
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,595
(Sighs)
291
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,434
So my man, what you need?
292
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,228
Freestyle it.
293
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,904
- (Distant thudding)
- (Man) Don't do that shit!
294
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,448
(Muffled yelling)
295
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,753
Oh, check this shit out.
296
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,850
Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me
297
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,935
for a pound of schwag.
298
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,521
Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?
299
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,024
Yeah, this Neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.
300
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,195
Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.
301
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,448
OK, cool.
Give me a week.
302
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,533
I gotta dump this shit.
303
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,285
All right.
304
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,078
Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?
305
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,331
- Smoke a joint?
- I can't.
306
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,001
It fucks with my motivation.
307
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,632
(I Electronic music)
308
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,084
Are you fucking kidding me?
309
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,766
(Door chime rings)
310
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,268
I think I'm in love.
311
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,980
Would you look at this clam?
312
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,443
Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.
313
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,488
Shit, it's about fuckin' time.
314
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,782
You might want
to check out page 69.
315
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,743
I think you'll be interested
in page 13.
316
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,125
My man.
317
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,086
You want a hot dog?
318
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,674
No.
319
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,926
Let me get a... let me get
two packs of Royals.
320
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,553
Royals?
321
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,518
Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?
322
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,813
(Door chime rings)
323
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,983
Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?
324
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,109
Huh?
325
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,652
Come on.
Motherfucker!
326
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,362
(Door chime rings)
327
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:52,705
(I Electronic music)
328
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,332
(Car alarm blaring)
329
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,990
(I Electronic music)
330
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,625
(I Electronic music)
331
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,014
(Police radio chattering)
332
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,778
(Lighter flicks)
333
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:11,909
(Tires screeching)
334
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,664
(Tires screeching)
335
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,124
(Door chime rings)
336
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,714
(I Electronic music)
337
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,582
(Tires screech)
338
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,633
You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?
339
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,760
(Police radio chattering)
340
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,598
You see this creep,
341
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,143
dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.
342
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,231
(Police siren chirps)
343
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,822
I knew I recognized you.
344
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,744
You were in my Music Appreciation course
at the J.C. before I quit.
345
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,872
- Yeah?
- (Lighter flicks)
346
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,001
Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.
347
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,339
OK, yeah.
348
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,929
Your hair was longer then.
Like this.
349
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,062
But other than that,
you look the same.
350
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,648
You look the same too.
351
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,984
Thanks.
352
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,361
It's not really a compliment.
353
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,952
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?
354
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,537
(Sighs)
355
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,955
I Wish.
356
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,416
The Pet Zone next door.
357
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,713
So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?
358
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,802
Mr. Hanleyjust let me go.
359
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,263
What, like you got fired?
360
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,432
Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,
361
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,352
so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himself
362
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,187
until the economy
gets back on its feet.
363
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,398
Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?
364
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,069
Uh-huh.
365
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,697
So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.
366
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,540
You're funny.
367
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,630
Look, you got some place
around here we can go?
368
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,177
Mm.
369
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,312
(Door clicking)
370
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,488
(Sighs)
371
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,657
(Lighter flicks)
372
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,286
You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.
373
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,496
- (Inhales)
- Fuck your dad.
374
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,594
Is that your mom?
375
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,471
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
376
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,057
What, is she a bull dyke?
377
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,686
- What do you mean?
- I mean, does she eat pussy?
378
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,439
You see, the haircut
gives it away.
379
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,401
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.
380
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:17,446
(Inhales)
381
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,198
Is that your brother?
382
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,034
- Yeah, that's Kevin.
- Oh.
383
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,536
He looks like a faggot.
384
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,205
Well, he's not homosexual.
385
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,916
Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.
386
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,422
You the oldest?
387
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,508
Yeah.
388
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,177
Kevin's adopted.
389
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,303
No shit?
390
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:43,764
Imagine that.
391
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,892
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid
392
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,021
just doing her part
for society and shit.
393
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984
Come on.
394
00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,864
(I Electronic music)
395
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,077
You want something to drink?
396
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,664
Sure, what do you got?
397
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,834
Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...
398
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,088
That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.
399
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,676
- How 'bout a couple of beers?
- Sorry, Dad's allergic.
400
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,428
To cigarette smoke
and alcohol?
401
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,013
Yeah.
402
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,684
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?
403
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,769
What do you mean?
404
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,605
I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family
405
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,066
without some kind of vice?
406
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,406
What's a vice again?
407
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,827
You know,
I can't figure you out.
408
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:53,542
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,
409
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:57,379
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,
410
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,589
hell, I could probably
get hard.
411
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,973
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?
412
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,894
(Slurps)
413
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,440
Take off your glasses.
414
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,950
Let your hair down.
415
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,791
Shake it out.
416
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,673
Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.
417
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,153
Why did you bring me
to your house?
418
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,656
I don't know.
419
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,783
Bullshit.
420
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,581
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.
421
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,253
You got a boyfriend?
422
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,005
No.
423
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,007
Girlfriend?
424
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,592
No.
425
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,928
I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.
426
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,097
I got a thing for dyke bitches.
427
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,932
No, I'm not homosexual.
428
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:35,060
(Chuckles)
429
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,271
You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?
430
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,776
(Chuckles)
431
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,904
You need
to take it down a notch.
432
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,118
What is that supposed to mean?
433
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,412
(Chuckles)
434
00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:02,879
Look, I owe you one.
435
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,967
You name it.
436
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,137
Deal?
437
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,980
Think about it.
438
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,566
(Door opens)
439
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,901
- (Connie) Patty?
- That's my mom.
440
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,697
I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.
441
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,034
Oh! my'
442
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,495
(coughing)
443
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,665
Mm.
444
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,126
That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.
445
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,419
- I was half starved.
- Dad, he just...
446
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,129
You're gonna let him get away
with that F-bomb?
447
00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,964
(Sneezes)
448
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,758
- Quiet, Kev.
- Yeah. Quiet, Kev.
449
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:52,888
- Shut up, retard.
- That's enough, Kevin.
450
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,390
- What do you call this again?
- Chicken cordon bleu.
451
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,808
It's fantastic.
452
00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,812
Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...
453
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,398
Tame that tone, Kev.
You're on thin ice!
454
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,402
Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.
455
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,237
I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.
456
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,572
It's fine. It's fine.
457
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,159
I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.
458
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,871
You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.
459
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,457
- Africa?
- My parents are missionaries.
460
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,461
We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.
461
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,962
Oh! my'
462
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:31,009
If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,
463
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,222
you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.
464
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,140
- What's ugali?
- Don't worry about it.
465
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,475
(Sneezes)
466
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,311
- So what's with the haircut?
- Stop prying.
467
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,437
Stop frothing.
468
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,523
Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.
469
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,274
You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.
470
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:51,279
You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.
471
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:56,826
Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.
472
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,454
Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping you
473
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,957
from enlisting
on Team Jesus, Norm.
474
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,752
In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.
475
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,629
Oh, well, uh, uh...
(Chuckling)
476
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,216
I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.
477
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,678
It's good to have a purpose.
478
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,390
But if there's any
other way we can help...
479
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,310
Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.
480
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,104
I beg your pardon?
481
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,106
He's looking
for somewhere to stay, Norm.
482
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,440
Oh!
483
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,402
You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.
484
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,988
They donated the money
to the church.
485
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,408
Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,
486
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,411
so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the church
487
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,537
for the past two nights.
488
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,331
He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.
489
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,666
No frickin' way!
490
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,711
Take it down a notch, Kev.
491
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,297
- What do you think?
- (Sneezes)
492
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,009
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.
493
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,427
- (Sniffs)
- (Fork clatters)
494
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,429
This blows!
Don't I get a say?
495
00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,848
What's with all the hostility, rager?
496
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,308
I'm not "raging".
497
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,226
I just don't want to bunk
with some creep
498
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,520
- with a half-shaved head, OK?
- That's it. You're grounded.
499
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,355
- Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.
500
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,942
Connie, it's fine, really.
501
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,028
- I know what's wrong with Kev.
- You do?
502
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,739
Sure. It's obvious.
503
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,408
Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me Kev.
504
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,076
You've been here, like,
five minutes.
505
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,912
Zip it, mister, right now.
506
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,540
Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...
507
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,877
I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.
508
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,253
Is that common?
509
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,423
Well, yeah, I guess.
510
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,468
OK, well, would you mind
if I, uh...
511
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,930
led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...
512
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,599
Uh, of course not.
Thank you.
513
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,893
- We'd be honored.
- (Norm) Sure. Great.
514
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,854
All right, everybody, grab hands.
515
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,940
Grab hands, OK?
516
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,654
- Kevin.
- (Sighs)
517
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:04,913
Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.
518
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,875
May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodies
519
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,879
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.
520
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,965
Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feast
521
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,219
with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,
522
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,722
Norman, who invites you
into his heart
523
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,600
and hopes to one day
be called to Tanzania
524
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,645
where he can make a difference.
525
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,148
And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitality
526
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,067
has allowed me
into this home
527
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:39,030
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.
528
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,659
And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,
529
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,411
who especially needs
your guidance
530
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,038
during his rebellious years,
531
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:50,291
as he continues to lash out
and alienate himself
532
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,628
from those around him.
533
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:58,466
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,
534
00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:03,555
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,
535
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,933
who must one day hope
to see his face,
536
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,272
just as he longs
to see theirs.
537
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,650
- Wait, what?
- In Jesus' name, we pray.
538
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,610
- Mom?
- Uh...
539
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,696
Amen.
540
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:23,366
(Distant yelling)
541
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,119
Sorry my room is a pig sty.
542
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,582
Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.
543
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,751
I've never seen Kev
break down like that.
544
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:33,918
I feel bad for him.
545
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,587
Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.
546
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,713
I mean, Jesus Christ.
547
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,423
When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?
548
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,802
(Chuckles)
549
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:43,928
You want a zinger?
550
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,764
No, thanks.
I've got my own.
551
00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,057
- Oh?
- Mm-hm.
552
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,478
I'm on five different medications.
553
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,732
Jesus fucking Christ.
554
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,776
You want to listen
to some records?
555
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,821
Knock yourself out.
556
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,990
Thanks for including me
in your prayer.
557
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,241
I thought that was sweet.
558
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,911
You actually bought that shit?
559
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,037
Bought what?
560
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,082
That church bullshit?
561
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,169
You mean you told a lie?
562
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,087
Yeah.
563
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,341
Why would you lie
about Tanzania?
564
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,550
Fuck Tanzania.
565
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,595
Look, I needed a place
to hole up.
566
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,806
- Your house is perfect.
- Why is it perfect?
567
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,851
Because nobody'|| look
for me here.
568
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,103
- Like those policemen?
- Yeah.
569
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,105
Well, why were they
looking for you?
570
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,274
Because I like to burn shit.
571
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:40,235
(Lighter clinks)
572
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,323
You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?
573
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,449
No. Fuck that.
574
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,701
Come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.
575
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,203
(Exhales)
576
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:57,001
Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?
577
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,754
Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.
578
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,257
Well, I know what I want.
579
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,424
All right, hit me.
580
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,054
I want you to take me
to The Alliance concert on Friday night.
581
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,306
You would.
582
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,226
Bunch of fuckin' posers.
583
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,312
Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them,
and they're my favorite band.
584
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,567
There is no fucking way
PSYOPS would play a show
585
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,776
with a band like The Alliance.
586
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,027
(Chuckles)
587
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,405
No, it's true!
588
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,244
Some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.
589
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,788
What the fuck is this?
590
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,334
How the fuck did you know
about PSYOPS?
591
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,460
(I Punk rock music playing)
592
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,005
Well, my friends Sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.
593
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,173
I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.
594
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,508
- Every one.
- No, you don't.
595
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,759
Look!
596
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,347
I even had to make a dub
of "Dinner In America"
597
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,558
because my Boombox
chewed up the original.
598
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,143
♪ Mom and Dad
599
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,395
♪ Conversations
that make you sad
600
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,731
♪ A lot of talking
and endless dread
601
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,399
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed...
602
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,277
Oh, I love John Q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!
603
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,403
Knock it off.
604
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,990
Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.
605
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,409
You know, John Q. wears a ski mask
when they play.
606
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,869
Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.
607
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,830
Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!
608
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,832
It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.
609
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,378
- You wanna know my secret?
- No.
610
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,671
Oh, come on.
It's a good one.
611
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,798
I don't give a shit.
612
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,635
I write John Q. love letters.
613
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,345
What the fuck
are you talking about?
614
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,890
Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.
615
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,768
- ♪ Dinner in America... ♪
- I write him one every week.
616
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,731
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I just told you that.
617
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,317
Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?
618
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,110
(I Punk rock music continues playing)
619
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,449
Where's your fuckin' bathroom?
620
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,663
(Breathes heavily)
621
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,270
(Knocking on door)
622
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,941
(Patty) Simon?
Are you doing a number two?
623
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,027
Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,
624
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,823
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.
625
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,338
(Panting)
626
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,907
(Police radio chattering)
627
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,788
Which one of you cunts
set this up?
628
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,670
- He did.
- Fuckin'...
629
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,047
- (Lou) Hey, hey, you pricks!
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!
630
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,548
I'm about to call the cops.
631
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,883
Shove it up your ass, Lou!
632
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,968
You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.
633
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,305
I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!
634
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,641
- Then I demand a cup of coffee!
- Coffee?
635
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,351
Does this look
like a men's shelter?
636
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,519
You order something
off the dinner menu!
637
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,982
Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!
638
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,443
Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,
639
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,445
and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.
640
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,407
The Alliance?
641
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,869
You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?
642
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,080
Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're MIA.
643
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,167
MIA? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?
644
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,960
Feel free to chip in at any point.
645
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,755
- So you got the money?
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.
646
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,674
You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?
647
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,884
You better reel him the fuck in.
648
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,844
- What a load of shit!
- What a load of shit?
649
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,179
You're a load of shit, Morgan!
650
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,598
In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks
651
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,100
and that piece of shit PA head?
652
00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,601
Fuck you!
That PA is 300 watts.
653
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,104
Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, OK?
654
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,271
Fuck all of you!
655
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,607
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.
656
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,609
Do you know how much blood
I need to give
657
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,361
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab
658
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,947
just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?
659
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,448
Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.
660
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,534
- No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
- Yeah?
661
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,369
We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.
662
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:42,745
That's another three grand.
663
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,999
Look, Eddie Sorvino
called me last week, OK?
664
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,336
Monty played him the Majestic Twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.
665
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,381
- That's how this whole thing started.
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!
666
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:56,342
He wants us to play this gig
with The Alliance, OK?
667
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,594
See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.
668
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,681
If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.
669
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,182
"If the band likes us?"
670
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:07,186
Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with Monty.
671
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,189
Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.
672
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,442
Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.
673
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,777
We're a punk rock band.
674
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,530
Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, OK?
675
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,450
Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?
676
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,622
Look, you guys
want to play puppet show
677
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,083
on Eddie Sorvino's
little circus tour,
678
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,503
go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.
679
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,630
- How about we vote on it?
- It's not a democracy.
680
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,924
I vote we play
the fucking show.
681
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,843
Me too.
682
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,304
What about you, Donovan?
683
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,932
Yeah, Donnie.
What about you?
684
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,562
Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?
685
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,484
- What's with you?
- Quaaludes.
686
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:57,862
(Laughing)
687
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,282
That's a good boy.
688
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:05,786
You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?
689
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:08,623
Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.
690
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:13,211
That's not what music is, is it?
691
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,837
No.
692
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,381
Goddamn it, lady!
693
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,760
Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!
694
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,137
That's it!
All you punks out!
695
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,514
Now! Move!
696
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,230
Take the scarecrow with ya.
697
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,650
So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?
698
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,485
Cos we want to save your juice
for The Alliance gig.
699
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,321
Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.
700
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,156
It's making me nauseous.
701
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:46,244
You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!
702
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,037
I'll call you Friday at noon.
703
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,957
Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.
704
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,167
They got a real hard-on
for you, man.
705
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,962
Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?
706
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,839
Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John Q.
707
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:03,094
We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.
708
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,471
You're in some deep shit, Simon.
709
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,058
Check this out.
710
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,144
They upped the reward.
711
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,774
(Chuckles) 5,000 bucks? Damn!
712
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,944
They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?
713
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,780
That's fuckin' bullshit.
714
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,199
They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.
715
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,701
At least they don't have
your real name.
716
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,120
Yeah, except now
they're on to me.
717
00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,288
How do you know?
718
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,706
Because there was
an unmarked squad car
719
00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,042
outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,
720
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,211
which means
somebody fucking narced.
721
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,297
- Don't look at me!
- I am lookin' at you.
722
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,048
Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!
723
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,800
Man, how the fuck do you know?
724
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,553
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!
725
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,555
Come on.
Don't be paranoid.
726
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,433
- You need a new place to crash?
- Not with you assholes.
727
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,892
You want the keys
to the van then?
728
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,227
No. I'm set.
729
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,813
You're sure?
730
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,442
Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.
731
00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:03,279
(I Electronic music)
732
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,519
(Beer can opens)
733
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:04,632
(Screaming)
734
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:08,969
(Grunts)
735
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,430
Fucking cool it, rager!
736
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,266
- Fuck!
- You ruined everything!
737
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,685
Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!
738
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,812
Get off me!
739
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,271
You wasted my fucking tall boy.
740
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,233
I hate you!
741
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,734
You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here
742
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,695
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.
743
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,115
Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.
744
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,534
You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?
745
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,953
- Hmm? Gerbils?
- Guinea pigs, asshole!
746
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,037
Whatever.
747
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,706
You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,
748
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,959
it's that you're uptight.
749
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,754
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?
750
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,006
(Grunts)
751
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,883
You mean marijuana?
752
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,760
(I Electronic music)
753
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:02,606
(Coughing continues)
754
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,233
You all right?
755
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,028
(Laughs)
756
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,780
How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?
757
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,659
Let me see those globes.
758
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,079
Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.
759
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,040
- Huh?
- You're baked.
760
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,545
- Right now?
- Yeah.
761
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,882
- You know how I can tell?
- How?
762
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,427
I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.
763
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,723
- That's weird. Right?
- Hm-hm.
764
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,103
Look, do you want a little advice?
765
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,521
Sure.
766
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:47,151
You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.
767
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,530
- Won't I get hooked?
- Hopefully.
768
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,240
(Laughs)
769
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,747
Look, |'mma set you up
with a quarter,
770
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,917
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.
771
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,587
Aw, thanks.
772
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:12,551
Hey, did you turn the crickets up?
773
00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,261
(Chuckles)
774
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,973
Don't worry about the crickets.
775
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,935
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.
776
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,521
Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.
777
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,399
That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.
778
00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:43,791
(Footsteps approaching)
779
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,636
Hey-
780
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,680
Hey-
781
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,267
Where is everybody?
782
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,854
Dad's at the office,
Mom took Kevin to high school.
783
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,983
Hm.
784
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:10,609
(Inhales)
785
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,237
You got any coffee left?
786
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,491
It's cold.
787
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,742
I'm not supposed to have
anything turned on
788
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,286
when I'm alone at the house.
789
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,165
What are you doin'?
790
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,169
I am looking for my purpose.
791
00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,130
Your purpose?
792
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:37,094
Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone.
793
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,097
Look, she circled
all the good ones.
794
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,265
Let me see that.
795
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,602
Dishwasher?
796
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,272
That's a shit job.
797
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,025
Yeah, that's what I said,
but then Dad said that maybe
798
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,693
I could work my way up
to the prep table.
799
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,361
Oh, my God.
800
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:58,157
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.
801
00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,329
Table washer at the food court
in the mall?
802
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,377
God, that coffee taste like shit.
803
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:12,921
(Sighs)
804
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,465
It's Sanka.
805
00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:19,178
(Mug shatters)
806
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,389
- You got any scratch?
- Huh?
807
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:23,515
(Lighter flicks)
808
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,310
- Money?
- (Scoffs) Nope
809
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:30,564
Mr. Hanley still owes me
for two weeks.
810
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:35,319
That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?
811
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,864
- Mm-mm.
- (Lighter clinks)
812
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,284
Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.
813
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:45,663
And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.
814
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,459
Hey, can we shoot hoops first?
815
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:56,215
(I Electronic music)
816
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,008
(Gaspiflg)
817
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,219
Dang!
818
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,596
You're good at basketball!
819
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,646
What do you say
we play H-O-R-S-E?
820
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,107
What do you say
we play F-U-C-K instead?
821
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,113
You ever played F-U-C-K before?
822
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,579
Here's my spot, OK?
823
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,880
How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?
824
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,555
You ever make it with a guy?
825
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,228
(Basketball bounces)
826
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,740
Woohoo!
827
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,452
Your turn.
828
00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:12,624
All right, how 'bout this?
829
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:17,087
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.
830
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,925
A tongue kiss.
831
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,387
OK.
832
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:28,557
Yeah?
833
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,602
Yeah.
834
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,030
(Clicks tongue)
835
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,119
What the fuck?
836
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,705
Hey, you got a dead cat here.
837
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:56,001
Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.
838
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,462
So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?
839
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,964
I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.
840
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,675
- Why?
- I don't know.
841
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,179
That's some creepy shit.
842
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,264
- It is?
- Yeah.
843
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,099
That's like serial killer shit.
844
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,227
- It is?
- Yeah.
845
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,607
Do you think I'm weird?
846
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,109
Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.
847
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:25,113
- Well, is weird cool?
- In your case, no.
848
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,284
- Well, do you think I'm cool?
- I just said no.
849
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,911
Huh?
850
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,956
I'm fuckin' with you again.
851
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,166
Let's go!
852
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:42,506
(I Electronic music)
853
00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:45,592
So how much
does this hand job owe you?
854
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,262
Like, 400 bucks.
855
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:51,014
What if I told you
I could double that in a day?
856
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,183
- How?
- Magic.
857
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,186
Like, real magic?
858
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,188
Shit, it's the pigs.
859
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:03,193
- Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.
860
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,996
(Brakes hiss)
861
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,623
Go.
862
00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:18,458
What the...
one fuckin' step, come on!
863
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,461
Shit!
864
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,636
- I'm gonna run.
- No.
865
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:33,181
They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.
866
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,108
They parked on the other side
of the street.
867
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,359
What are they doin'?
868
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,695
Looks like
they're eating burritos.
869
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,624
Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?
870
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,376
Oh, she's ready to fuck, D.
All hot and bothered.
871
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,544
Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.
872
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:03,962
(Chomps teeth)
873
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,631
What the fuck?
874
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,466
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?
875
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,884
No, he's my boyfriend.
876
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,053
That so?
877
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,804
I'm not her boyfriend.
878
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,056
(Laughing)
879
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:17,559
- Retard's got a boyfriend.
- Apparently, this faggot here.
880
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,561
Shut the fuck up.
881
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,855
Don't call her a retard.
882
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,023
Can you believe this faggot?
883
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,483
Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.
884
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,818
That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys
885
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,654
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.
886
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,322
Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?
887
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,785
Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.
888
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,829
- (Bell rings)
- (Automated voice) 'Stop requested.'
889
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,915
(Grunting)
890
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,086
That's what I thought, bitch.
891
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:47,339
All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.
892
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,508
Hey, come on, D.
We're gonna be late for practice.
893
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,134
(Hocking)
894
00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:01,186
I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.
895
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,563
We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.
896
00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:05,941
(Bus door closes)
897
00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:21,665
(I Electronic music)
898
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,419
Where are we going?
899
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:29,464
Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.
900
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,094
(Door chime rings)
901
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,263
I'll give you
everything in my pocket
902
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,973
if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.
903
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,683
Far out, man.
904
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,395
Shit, keep her all weekend.
905
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,564
Toss me that mini bat, too.
906
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:47,941
(Engine revs)
907
00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:49,067
(Tires screeching)
908
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,903
Buckle up!
I drive fuckin' nuts!
909
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,490
- It feels like we're on TV!
- This ain't fuckin' TV!
910
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,451
(Tires screeching)
911
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,122
Why are we at my house?
912
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:06,084
Get your Polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.
913
00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:09,880
(I Electronic music)
914
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,552
(Grunts)
915
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,771
- (Groaning)
- Twist it up.
916
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,731
Let's go.
917
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,530
(Simon) What are they doin'?
918
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,575
It's like they're warming up.
919
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,285
And stretching.
920
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,084
Show 'em your tits.
921
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,170
- Huh?
- Lift up your shirt.
922
00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,380
- No.
- Just do it.
923
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,185
Whoa!
Check it.
924
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:06,520
(Chuckles)
925
01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,021
- Dude!
- Oh, my God!
926
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,523
Hey, hey!
927
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,108
Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?
928
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,693
Uh, we'll be right back, Coach.
We gotta take care of something.
929
01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,237
Yeah.
930
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:17,572
(Derrick laughs)
931
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,619
- They're coming!
- Good.
932
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,621
Lay down
on those tackle dummies.
933
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,124
- Why?
- Trust me.
934
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,959
No, on your tummy.
Turn around.
935
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,460
Try to look provocative.
936
01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:32,003
(Patty) Huh?
937
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,508
Oh. Oh, yeah.
938
01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,972
Dude, I told you she was in heat.
939
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,515
Go.
940
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,061
Let's double stuff this tard.
941
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,980
(Derrick) Ah, fuck yeah.
942
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:52,983
(Grunting)
943
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:59,281
- Now what?
- Strip 'em.
944
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,597
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.
945
01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:26,808
(Gags)
946
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,314
(Polaroid whirs)
947
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,153
- Coach?
- Huh?
948
01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:40,447
I think the equipment shed
is on fire.
949
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,617
Holy shit.
950
01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:45,911
(Polaroid whirs)
951
01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,039
Hold this.
952
01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,875
Wake up, cat fuckers!
953
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,045
Come here.
It's a little memento.
954
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,672
You ever call her a retard again,
955
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,550
and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.
956
01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:02,344
(Breathes heavily)
957
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,472
(Laughs) Catfuckers!
958
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,810
Let's beat it.
959
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,028
(Laughs)
960
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:23,281
Come on! Let's go!
Woohoo!
961
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:24,407
(Patty giggles)
962
01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,789
- (Gasping)
- (Screaming)
963
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,670
flicking' punk!
964
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,506
What in the fuck is going on?
965
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,092
Jesus fuck!
Get up!
966
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,677
Get up!
967
01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:46,012
- (Yelling)
- (Laughing)
968
01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:49,349
- Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck those jock assholes!
969
01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:52,102
Oh, my God!
That was just like TV!
970
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:55,021
Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!
971
01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:56,856
- Simon?
- Yeah?
972
01:02:56,982 --> 01:03:00,402
- Are we going to jail?
- Probably.
973
01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,036
(Door chime rings)
974
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:15,875
Welcome to Pet Zone.
How may I assist you today?
975
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,545
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?
976
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,715
Why are you working here?
977
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,883
Uh... I don't know
what you mean.
978
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,011
Where's your smock?
979
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,096
Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?
980
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,432
- Mr. Hanley?
- (Mr. Hanley) Yes?
981
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,686
Mr. Hanley, what...
what is she doing here?
982
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,275
You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourself
983
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,486
because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.
984
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,490
Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,
985
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,327
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.
986
01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:56,207
Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?
987
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,752
Where's her fuckin' check?
988
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,046
Rebecca, why don't you, uh...
989
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,881
head back to the grooming
station and take your break.
990
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,966
Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.
991
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,346
- I want you to stay put.
- It's OK.
992
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:12,140
Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?
993
01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:13,266
(Sticker gun clicks)
994
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,727
I am not slow, Mr. Hanley,
995
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:20,190
and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!
996
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,275
And especially her!
997
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,736
Where's the goddamn paycheck?
998
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:25,987
I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.
999
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:30,992
- It is the end of the week!
- I want my motherfucking check!
1000
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,244
(Both yelling)
1001
01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:38,166
(I Hawaiian music)
1002
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,428
- You know what you want?
- I'll have the Hawaiian.
1003
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,933
Hawaiian, huh?
1004
01:04:56,309 --> 01:05:00,688
It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.
1005
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,816
What kind of sauce?
1006
01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:05,485
Hm, I don't know.
1007
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,654
Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?
1008
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,906
Like, a honey glaze.
1009
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,333
All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.
1010
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:31,177
You want some
of my Jimbo fries?
1011
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,014
Yeah, all right.
1012
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:42,897
- So, is this, like, a date?
- Hmm?
1013
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:46,025
Are we on a date?
1014
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,489
No, this is a shitty lunch.
1015
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,914
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John Q.
1016
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:04,043
Yeah, but he's not real.
He's just my music boyfriend.
1017
01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:08,047
Well, I'm gonna take you
to see PSYOPS tomorrow night.
1018
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,008
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.
1019
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,347
Well, is that a date?
1020
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,391
Yeah, it's a date.
1021
01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,441
Simon?
1022
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,155
You can kiss me now.
1023
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,407
It's OK.
1024
01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,368
I want you to.
1025
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:52,967
(I Electronic music)
1026
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,817
You can fuck off now.
1027
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,444
(Patty laughs)
1028
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,494
You're a real good kisser.
1029
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:21,037
(Chuckles)
1030
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,998
Seriously.
1031
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,252
I would not have guessed that.
1032
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,047
- Thanks.
- (Grunts)
1033
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:37,262
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.
1034
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,061
What?
1035
01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:48,147
Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.
1036
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,941
He's adopted.
1037
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:58,157
I'm just fucking with you.
1038
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:02,745
(Laughs)
1039
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,330
You need to take it
down a notch.
1040
01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:06,332
(Laughs)
1041
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:08,084
You need to take it
down a notch.
1042
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:11,296
And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.
1043
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:13,006
(Patty laughs)
1044
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,182
- So much for job hunting, huh?
- Fuck job hunting.
1045
01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:24,851
(Chuckles)
1046
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,104
I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.
1047
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,731
Sweet.
1048
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:37,655
- Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
- Yeah, sure.
1049
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,949
You like Whack-a-Mole?
1050
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:48,416
(I MAC DEMARCO:
"My Kind of Woman")
1051
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,337
R on, baby
1052
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,883
♪ Oh, man
1053
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:04,140
♪ You're making my crazy
1054
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:08,061
♪ Really driving me mad
1055
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:13,232
♪ That's all right with me
1056
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:18,112
♪ It's really no fuss
1057
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:23,159
♪ As long as you're next to me
1058
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,039
♪ Just the two of us
1059
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:39,092
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
1060
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:49,352
♪ My, oh my, what a girl
1061
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:58,486
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
1062
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,868
♪ And I'm down
on my hands and knees
1063
01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:11,833
♪ Begging you please,
baby, show me your world ♪
1064
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,259
Pick something out.
1065
01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:27,306
(Patty gasps)
1066
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,060
I want him.
1067
01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,360
Wait in line.
1068
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,571
Where are you going?
1069
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,723
(Garage door opens)
1070
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,482
(Patty) I hope Mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.
1071
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,150
Thursday night
is always a big hit.
1072
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,486
(Simon) What's Thursday?
1073
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,279
(Patty) New England clam chowder.
1074
01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:24,405
(Simon laughs)
1075
01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,949
Fucking Christ.
1076
01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,422
Hey, Simon?
1077
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,635
Yeah?
1078
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,307
Thanks for, like, the best day ever.
1079
01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:53,518
(I Electronic music)
1080
01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,650
I decided on a name for him.
1081
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,321
What?
1082
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,826
Chom by.
1083
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,619
(Chuckles)
1084
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,624
Chom by.
1085
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:20,086
(Door opening)
1086
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:25,508
(Laughs)
1087
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:30,221
- You back for seconds, Kev?
- Hm?
1088
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,181
That chowder
must've been tits, huh?
1089
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,103
- Yo, what happened to your eye?
- Don't worry about it.
1090
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:44,235
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?
1091
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,904
Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.
1092
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,824
Look, everything was OK
1093
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,535
until Mom and Dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.
1094
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,037
Wait a minute.
Who's Jill?
1095
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,040
- Hey
- Jill.
1096
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,667
What's she doing here?
1097
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:05,047
- She's shy.
- I'm not wearing pants.
1098
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,843
Why is she not wearing pants?
1099
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,345
Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?
1100
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,765
Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.
1101
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:18,603
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.
1102
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,688
(Kev snorts)
1103
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:25,109
- What's the pink?
- Vagina.
1104
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,736
(Chef on TV)
'So, what we're gonna do
1105
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,195
'is just whisk it all together,
1106
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:32,283
'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powder
1107
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,118
'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...'
1108
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,955
Hey, kids.
He's making toffee.
1109
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,667
Dad?
Are you OK?
1110
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,713
Oh, yeah.
1111
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,548
How did the job hunt go?
1112
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,427
Oh, I don't know, I...
1113
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,930
I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.
1114
01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,599
Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?
1115
01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,936
Well, there were
multiple candidates.
1116
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,356
Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?
1117
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:06,609
I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.
1118
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,612
Mm.
1119
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:13,491
You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.
1120
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,870
Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.
1121
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,664
That's his turf now.
1122
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,875
Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?
1123
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,711
Yeah, I do. Jill.
1124
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,171
She's a real peach.
1125
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,927
Look, Mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.
1126
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,763
Oh, we talked about that.
1127
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:39,183
We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.
1128
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,435
There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.
1129
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,230
- You're thinking of a rave.
- What's that?
1130
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:48,317
It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.
1131
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,116
- Have you heard of the raves?
- Oh, yeah.
1132
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,243
- Mom?
- What?
1133
01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,037
Why are you and Dad
not wearing any pants?
1134
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,750
I'm not sure.
1135
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,635
(Grunting)
1136
01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:19,432
(I Punk rock music playing)
1137
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,196
What the fuck
is going on in here?
1138
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,991
Is this provocative?
1139
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,162
I don't know what that is.
1140
01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,249
Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?
1141
01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:47,960
(Turns music off)
1142
01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:53,007
(Simon sighs)
1143
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:57,053
Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?
1144
01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:59,680
(Chuckles)
1145
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,811
Look, how about a raincheck, hm?
1146
01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,147
I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.
1147
01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:11,734
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.
1148
01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:13,360
(Sighs)
1149
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,029
What do you got in that maraca?
1150
01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,782
- My EZ-Dose?
- Yeah.
1151
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,076
Just my medications.
1152
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,827
Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.
1153
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,871
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.
1154
01:16:35,674 --> 01:16:37,426
(Grunts)
1155
01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:38,928
(Gulps)
1156
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,263
Fuck.
1157
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:44,308
(Sighs)
1158
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,020
Hey, Simon?
1159
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,438
Mm-hm.
1160
01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,650
What's a raincheck?
1161
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,780
(Birds chirping)
1162
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,741
(Patty) Simon?
1163
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,913
(Simon exhales)
1164
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,873
Simon?
1165
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,381
- Sim...
- (Gasps)
1166
01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:16,882
(Simon groaning)
1167
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,218
You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.
1168
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:23,097
Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.
1169
01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,810
You blast those every day?
1170
01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:33,566
(Groans)
1171
01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,151
Can you drive me
to China Hut?
1172
01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:36,777
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.
1173
01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:40,823
(Grunts)
1174
01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,491
All right.
1175
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,118
(Groans)
1176
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:46,954
(I Electronic music)
1177
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,708
Are we going in circles?
1178
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,003
Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.
1179
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,883
Why do you keep looking
at that house?
1180
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,301
We're still going
job hunting, right?
1181
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,387
Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China Hut.
1182
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,806
Fuck America.
1183
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,641
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes
1184
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,269
in the back
of some shithole buffet?
1185
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,278
Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?
1186
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,198
I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.
1187
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,699
Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.
1188
01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:27,036
- Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
- Yeah, I know.
1189
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,496
It's just pretend.
1190
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,957
Oh. OK.
1191
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,878
Can the dog's name be Chomby?
1192
01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,422
Yeah.
1193
01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:44,011
(Doorbell rings)
1194
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,156
Nobody is in here.
1195
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,459
(Sighs)
1196
01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,253
(Lighter flicks)
1197
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,299
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?
1198
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,635
What? No.
1199
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,845
I live here sometimes.
1200
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,311
Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?
1201
01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,272
Knock yourself out.
1202
01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,027
Yo.
1203
01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:45,739
Where?
Where and when's the show?
1204
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,202
All right, don't be late.
1205
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,206
You suck at drums.
1206
01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:55,332
(Laughs)
1207
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,419
Yeah, I'm more of a singer.
1208
01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,838
You sing, huh?
1209
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,007
Like what?
1210
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,926
Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.
1211
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,262
Hey, whose equipment is all this?
1212
01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,514
- It was mine.
- Really?
1213
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,975
- Mm-hm.
- You could play all these?
1214
01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,939
Come here.
1215
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,900
I want to tell you something.
Come here.
1216
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,367
(Patty grunts)
1217
01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:33,287
Are you all right?
1218
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:37,041
Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...
1219
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,710
- (Lighter flicks)
- ...and my ribs.
1220
01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,881
All right, listen.
1221
01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:46,800
(Exhales)
1222
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,388
I'm John Q.
1223
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,391
What?
1224
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,103
I'm John Q. from PSYOPS.
1225
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,857
You're not John Q.
Nobody knows who John Q. is.
1226
01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:06,612
Don't you think that maybe
John Q. knows who John Q. is?
1227
01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:08,655
(Laughs)
1228
01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,616
What?
1229
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:13,911
(Laughs)
1230
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:17,081
Close your eyes.
1231
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:19,958
(Zipper unzips)
1232
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,752
Close 'em.
1233
01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:24,922
(Laughs)
1234
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,604
Open 'em.
1235
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:45,734
(Chuckles)
1236
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,736
Big deal.
1237
01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,072
Looks just like the one I had
for Toboggan Club.
1238
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,742
Smell it.
1239
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,123
(Sniffs)
1240
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,457
Ugh.
1241
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,043
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing van.
1242
01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:05,295
That's the sweat of every show
we've ever played
1243
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,256
trapped in this fucker.
1244
01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,342
That's the smell
of rock and roll.
1245
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:11,468
(Chuckles)
1246
01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,595
What?
1247
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,056
You're still not convinced?
1248
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,609
Oh, my God.
1249
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,158
You are John Q.
1250
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,037
That's fuckin' awkward, huh?
1251
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,290
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso
1252
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,169
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.
1253
01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:52,217
You have any idea how worked up
those Polaroids got me?
1254
01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,807
Did you write all those?
1255
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,229
Fuckin' A.
1256
01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,856
How?
1257
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,651
I mean, you call them
love poems,
1258
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:13,030
but they're really these...
these brilliant power pop songs.
1259
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,201
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.
1260
01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:24,249
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?
1261
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,881
Will you say something to me?
1262
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,758
Are you all right?
1263
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:41,308
(I Electronic music)
1264
01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,435
No, leave it.
1265
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,105
Violate me.
1266
01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,900
Fuck me.
1267
01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:58,325
(Breathing heavily)
1268
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:07,167
(Headboard thumps)
1269
01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:18,679
(Giggles)
1270
01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:28,063
I think I want more violation.
1271
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:29,648
(Chuckles)
1272
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,858
I gotta save my juice.
1273
01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,195
Let's rock out.
1274
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,240
OK, hit it.
1275
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,744
It's rolling.
1276
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:45,664
(I Rock music playing)
1277
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,536
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.
1278
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:29,541
This one right here,
August 13th.
1279
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,209
That was my favorite.
1280
01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:33,754
(Muffled rock music)
1281
01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,842
- You really want me to do this?
- Yeah.
1282
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,970
Let's see what you got.
1283
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,099
OK, can I have a kiss?
1284
01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:08,080
(Cassette tape rewinds)
1285
01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,250
(Rewinding stops)
1286
01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:15,045
(Plays cassette tape)
1287
01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:20,634
(Drumsticks clicking)
1288
01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:24,096
(I Rock music playing)
1289
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:37,567
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1290
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:43,573
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1291
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,704
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1292
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,872
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1293
01:26:50,997 --> 01:26:54,209
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1294
01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:57,254
♪ Call me and I'll come
1295
01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,506
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1296
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,007
♪ Fuck 'em all
1297
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,094
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1298
01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:13,186
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1299
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:19,276
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me
1300
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,531
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1301
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,950
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1302
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:30,203
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1303
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,497
♪ Call me and I'll come
1304
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,500
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1305
01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:36,960
♪ Fuck 'em all
1306
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,755
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1307
01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:47,512
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1308
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,014
♪ Fuck 'em all
1309
01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,849
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1310
01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:57,939
♪ But us
1311
01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,026
♪ But us
1312
01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:04,571
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1313
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,578
Fuck.
1314
01:28:13,246 --> 01:28:15,457
(Breathes shakily)
1315
01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,464
That was tits.
1316
01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,510
Is tits good?
1317
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,137
Yeah. Yeah.
1318
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:32,599
Tits is good.
1319
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:34,935
(Chuckles)
1320
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,730
Let's mix it.
1321
01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:43,485
(Cassette tape rewinds)
1322
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,653
(Nancy) Simon?
1323
01:28:44,778 --> 01:28:47,322
(Footsteps approaching)
1324
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,074
Yeah, Mom?
1325
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,410
What's going on down here?
1326
01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,831
How did you get in?
1327
01:28:58,834 --> 01:28:59,918
With my key.
1328
01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:04,005
You're not supposed
to have a key.
1329
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,424
Who's this?
1330
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,637
This, um... is Patty.
1331
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,684
We're recording a song.
1332
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:17,894
How was Tanzania?
1333
01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:21,940
Tanzania?
Are you both on dope?
1334
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,358
He's definitely on dope.
1335
01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:25,527
All right, back off, Renae.
I'm not on dope.
1336
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,279
He totally is, Mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.
1337
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:30,198
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes
1338
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,366
cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.
1339
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,411
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?
1340
01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:36,079
Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.
1341
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,205
We learned about dope
in D.A.R.E.
1342
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,416
Dopers share needles
and get AIDS.
1343
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,168
Why are you here?
1344
01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:43,753
(Sighs)
1345
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,797
Oh, it's nice
to see you too, Dad.
1346
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,509
- Answer your father.
- If it's about money, no way.
1347
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,095
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.
1348
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,556
There's an agenda, Mom.
There's always an agenda.
1349
01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:57,309
If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.
1350
01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,603
- Shut the fuck up, Renae!
- Strike two.
1351
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,859
What is this?
What are you doin'?
1352
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,611
- What is this?
- He's high, Mom.
1353
01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,404
Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.
1354
01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:11,239
He feeds off it.
1355
01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:12,782
Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernails
1356
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,284
like the dopers
in my D.A.R.E. book.
1357
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,493
- (Door closes)
- (Danny) Hello?
1358
01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,996
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door looked?
1359
01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,540
Oh.
What are you doin' here?
1360
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,628
- Hi. I'm Danny.
- Hi.
1361
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,297
- Did you give him your key?
- Yeah. So?
1362
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,632
Why'd you do that?
1363
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,175
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?
1364
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,511
- Relax, Renae.
- I need to relax, Danny?
1365
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,180
Poor Mom had to come home
1366
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,848
and find these two
in the basement shooting up.
1367
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,141
Oh, my God.
1368
01:30:39,225 --> 01:30:40,268
(Sighs)
1369
01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:41,519
- What's going on here?
- Nothing.
1370
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,563
Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?
1371
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:46,358
We were writing a song
in the basement.
1372
01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,734
I can't do this anymore!
1373
01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,611
Great, now Dad's upset.
1374
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:51,738
Stop picking on Simon!
1375
01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:54,616
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
1376
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,242
You're all being mean!
1377
01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:58,703
He doesn't do dope.
1378
01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,705
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my EZ-Dose
1379
01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,791
- because he got beat up.
- (Chuckles)
1380
01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:04,167
Mommy, what is she talking about?
1381
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,379
I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.
1382
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,297
OK, you know what?
Leave her out of this.
1383
01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,883
Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,
1384
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,551
but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashed
1385
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,137
or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.
1386
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,640
Simon is a pathological liar.
1387
01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:22,227
He's a thief and a total pyro.
1388
01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,687
Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?
1389
01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:24,813
Yeah.
1390
01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,481
They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.
1391
01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,484
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
1392
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,028
It's OK, Mom.
He'll be gone soon.
1393
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,780
What's a pyro again?
1394
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,366
- A pyro's...
- Oh. Are you serious?
1395
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,035
OK, you know what?
Knock it off! Knock it off!
1396
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,163
- Not the sharpest stick, is she?
- Don't talk about her like that!
1397
01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,290
- Like what?
- Like she's subhuman,
1398
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,251
and with that condescending
fucking tone!
1399
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,961
All right!
That's three!
1400
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:50,255
Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?
1401
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,383
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
1402
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,051
- Come on, motherfucker!
- hey, hey, hey, stop!
1403
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,345
- Here you go, come on.
- Let's go, big shot!
1404
01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:58,680
(Nancy screams)
1405
01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,140
Get out!
1406
01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:04,394
You ruin everything!
1407
01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,438
Just get out of here!
1408
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,190
Come on.
1409
01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:14,195
(Truck engine hums)
1410
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:25,540
So, what'd you think
of my family?
1411
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,294
I like your brother, Danny.
1412
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,546
Yeah, he's solid.
1413
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,089
Simon?
1414
01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:35,925
Yeah?
1415
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,887
Do you think I'm a retard?
1416
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:40,221
(Tires screeching)
1417
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,434
Don't you ever talk like that.
1418
01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:47,645
Even
1419
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:50,857
You are not a retard.
1420
01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:54,819
You are a total punk rocker.
1421
01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,325
- I am?
- Yes.
1422
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,705
You are punk as fuck.
1423
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,295
Can we listen
to our song in here?
1424
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,005
Fuck, yeah.
1425
01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:17,050
Pop that shit in the tape deck.
1426
01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:24,849
(I "Watermelon" playing)
1427
01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,605
Are we going on our date now?
1428
01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,275
Yeah, we're going
on our date now.
1429
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,238
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...
1430
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:43,243
- Simon?
- Hmm?
1431
01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:46,746
Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?
1432
01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:48,623
♪ Like a tongue-tongue...
1433
01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,959
Yeah.
1434
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,463
Today is even better.
1435
01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,426
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1436
01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:02,011
♪ Fuck 'em all
1437
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,721
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1438
01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:06,933
(Chattering)
1439
01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:11,646
(I Electric guitar music)
1440
01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:13,064
What a fuckin' dump.
1441
01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,316
I mean that's, what, 40 people?
1442
01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,943
You call this a show?
1443
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,445
It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.
1444
01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:20,822
(Laughs)
1445
01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,532
Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.
1446
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,534
You have any idea
how many bands would kill
1447
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,119
to play a show
with The Alliance?
1448
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,704
I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.
1449
01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,706
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that bone
1450
01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,041
and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?
1451
01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:34,627
(Laughs)
1452
01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:36,796
What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm
1453
01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:40,049
to play with the hottest band
out of New York?
1454
01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,595
Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.
1455
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,931
Oh, OK. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?
1456
01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,309
Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green room
1457
01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:50,685
I've ever seen in my life,
1458
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,146
and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy Impala.
1459
01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,690
Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.
1460
01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,026
- Actually, I did.
- You would.
1461
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,402
Let's do this.
1462
01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,487
Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.
1463
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,698
You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.
1464
01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,201
These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.
1465
01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,911
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.
1466
01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:10,580
Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.
1467
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,999
I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.
1468
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,335
How about this?
Fuck you!
1469
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,587
Fuck your problems!
1470
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:21,341
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with The Alliance.
1471
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,226
- Let's go.
- Simon!
1472
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,274
You cunts just made
my shit list.
1473
01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:40,360
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.
1474
01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,990
What the fuck is this shit?
1475
01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:51,412
(Laughs)
1476
01:35:53,998 --> 01:35:57,543
(Crowd cheering)
1477
01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:58,795
♪ You make the rules,
we break the rules
1478
01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,921
♪ We do it our way
1479
01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,215
♪ Rejects of society
and we are here to stay
1480
01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,466
♪ Won't take your shit
no fucking more
1481
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,717
♪ Today is the day
1482
01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,843
♪ Time has come
to give you some
1483
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,512
♪ Get out of my face
1484
01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,850
♪ Shit that's flying
out of your mouth
1485
01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:14,018
♪ I'm going insane
1486
01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,144
♪ One more fucking
word from you
1487
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,354
♪ I'll kick you in the face
1488
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,522
♪ Have no respect
for your kind
1489
01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:18,690
♪ You're cancer in my brain
1490
01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:20,024
♪ We're paranoid,
it's justified
1491
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:21,317
♪ This is what we say
1492
01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:25,405
♪ We won't obey
1493
01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:29,617
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1494
01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,579
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1495
01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:37,709
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1496
01:36:39,002 --> 01:36:40,128
♪ We won't obey
1497
01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:43,464
♪ We won't obey
1498
01:36:43,589 --> 01:36:44,590
♪ We won't obey
1499
01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,051
SNoa'
1500
01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:48,845
(Crowd cheering)
1501
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:52,849
This next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.
1502
01:36:52,974 --> 01:36:54,809
(Cheering)
1503
01:36:57,228 --> 01:36:59,522
(I Punk rock music)
1504
01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:06,362
♪ Microwave it, shove it down
1505
01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:08,531
♪ Too bad your food
is turning brown
1506
01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:10,742
♪ Poison veggies
and plastic meat
1507
01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,077
♪ Nothing real
for us to eat
1508
01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:15,246
♪ Around the table,
Mom and Dad
1509
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:17,582
♪ Conversations
that make you sad
1510
01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:20,626
♪ A lot of talking,
endless dread
1511
01:37:20,752 --> 01:37:22,045
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed
1512
01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,505
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America
1513
01:37:24,630 --> 01:37:26,466
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America
1514
01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,010
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America ♪
1515
01:37:29,135 --> 01:37:31,220
(Drums pounding)
1516
01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:33,765
(Sirens chirping)
1517
01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:36,768
Run!
1518
01:37:37,977 --> 01:37:40,021
(I Percussive music)
1519
01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,570
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
1520
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,405
How fucking unpunk is it,
1521
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,908
turn me in on some
Crime Stoppers hotline?
1522
01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,160
Fucking bullshit!
1523
01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:55,286
- Motherfucker!
- Get in the car!
1524
01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:58,539
Wait, wait! Wait!
1525
01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:02,710
You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!
1526
01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:05,380
Hey, have fun in the nasty.
1527
01:38:06,255 --> 01:38:08,549
They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.
1528
01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:16,015
Hey-
1529
01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:19,685
- I got your cigarettes.
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.
1530
01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:21,479
(Lighter flicks)
1531
01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:25,149
(I Electronic music)
1532
01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:29,070
(Sighs)
1533
01:38:30,363 --> 01:38:32,907
Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.
1534
01:38:33,032 --> 01:38:35,076
(Chuckles)
1535
01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:37,412
It doesn't get much worse
than this.
1536
01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:41,124
It's OK. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.
1537
01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:46,170
I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?
1538
01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:53,928
- Hey, Simon?
- Yeah?
1539
01:38:54,053 --> 01:38:57,432
Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?
1540
01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:00,059
Mm-hm.
1541
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,437
You were looking at me, right?
1542
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,023
Yeah, I was lookin' at you.
1543
01:39:06,607 --> 01:39:08,109
I thought so.
1544
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,073
Simon?
1545
01:39:14,198 --> 01:39:15,199
Yeah?
1546
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,746
You're my real boyfriend now, right?
1547
01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,128
Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.
1548
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,926
(Police radio chattering)
1549
01:39:37,013 --> 01:39:38,556
(Car door opens)
1550
01:39:38,681 --> 01:39:39,974
(Officer) No contact.
1551
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,435
Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.
1552
01:39:43,895 --> 01:39:46,147
(Car door closes)
1553
01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:52,278
Stay punk.
1554
01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,250
(Sissy) Patty?
1555
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,461
I told you it was her.
1556
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,380
Hey, Sissy. Hi, Karen.
1557
01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:13,799
Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John Q.
1558
01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:15,384
In the back of that cruiser?
1559
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,428
Uh-huh.
1560
01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,138
He's my real boyfriend.
1561
01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:24,101
We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?
1562
01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:27,730
Uh-huh.
1563
01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:30,024
(coughing)
1564
01:40:42,203 --> 01:40:45,039
(I Electronic music)
1565
01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:52,213
(Simon) 'Patty, thanks
for the care package.
1566
01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:54,715
'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.
1567
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,218
'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two.'
1568
01:40:57,343 --> 01:40:59,887
(Grunting)
1569
01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,806
'Every now and then,
he hits a four.
1570
01:41:01,931 --> 01:41:04,809
'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride
1571
01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,310
'on the Action Five News.'
1572
01:41:06,435 --> 01:41:08,396
(Gaspiflg)
1573
01:41:08,521 --> 01:41:10,398
(Grunting)
1574
01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:13,317
'There isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,
1575
01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,820
'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.
1576
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,323
'Thanks for the notebook.
1577
01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:23,911
'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.
1578
01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,664
'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material
1579
01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:30,710
'for ten albums
in this shithole.
1580
01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:33,963
'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.
1581
01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:35,631
'It's the only thing
I have to look forward to,
1582
01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:38,217
'even if we only get
half an hour.
1583
01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:42,346
'Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.
1584
01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:47,226
'Your music boyfriend, Simon.
1585
01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:53,441
'PS: Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.
1586
01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:56,444
'Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.
1587
01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:59,697
'For real, I think it saved my life.
1588
01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:02,617
'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'
1589
01:42:02,742 --> 01:42:03,743
(Polaroid whirs)
1590
01:42:05,494 --> 01:42:07,204
(Knocking on door)
1591
01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:15,046
(Cell door closes)
1592
01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:16,172
'I'm feeling so much stronger
1593
01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:19,383
'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.
1594
01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:22,386
'It's just too bad
you have to go to prison
1595
01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:26,265
'to get a decent
dinner in America.'
1596
01:42:28,184 --> 01:42:30,519
(Laughs)
1597
01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:33,773
What's so funny, retard?
1598
01:42:36,192 --> 01:42:38,235
Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.
1599
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,571
- Is she fucking ignoring us?
- Are you ignoring us, retard?
1600
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,574
(Gina) Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.
1601
01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:49,372
Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?
1602
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:53,250
(Bus bell rings)
1603
01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:55,378
(Automated voice)
'Stop requested.'
1604
01:42:56,837 --> 01:42:58,589
(Gasps)
1605
01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:08,182
You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!
1606
01:43:08,307 --> 01:43:11,060
(I Electronic music)
1607
01:43:25,533 --> 01:43:28,369
(I "Watermelon" playing)
1608
01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:42,007
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1609
01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:48,013
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1610
01:43:50,683 --> 01:43:52,518
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1611
01:43:53,602 --> 01:43:55,730
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1612
01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:59,108
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1613
01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,610
♪ Call me and I'll come
1614
01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:04,280
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1615
01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:05,698
♪ Fuck 'em all
1616
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:08,576
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1617
01:44:13,831 --> 01:44:18,002
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1618
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,758
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me
1619
01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:28,512
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1620
01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:31,432
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1621
01:44:31,557 --> 01:44:34,935
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1622
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,313
♪ Call me and I'll come
1623
01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:40,357
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1624
01:44:40,483 --> 01:44:41,859
♪ Fuck 'em all
1625
01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:44,403
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1626
01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,369
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1627
01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:53,871
♪ Fuck 'em all
1628
01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,332
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1629
01:45:01,128 --> 01:45:02,630
♪ But us
1630
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:05,841
♪ But us
1631
01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:09,386
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪