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Subtitle by MohammadR

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- Hello.
- Sheila Mosconi.

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It was lovely to meet you.

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SHEILA: Rob kissed a blonde waitress

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Not Rob

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Not after what happened to our daughter

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SHEILA: Beth Ann, confront the girl.

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She might not even know
that Rob is married.

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Can I get you some coffee to start?

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You look like you could
use someone to talk to,

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and we're slow right now.

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What is your name?

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Sheila.

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Tommy, what's this?

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I don't know, was here when I came in.

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SIMONE: Is he the only one
or have there been others?

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Here's what's going to happen.

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You will go upstairs to begin packing.

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You won't come down
until everyone's gone.

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Do you understand?
I will not be humiliated.

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What did you do?

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You think you're gonna
get out of this by dying?

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Fuck you!

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Tommy.

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I've wanted to that since I was 13.

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Well, how old are you now?

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I'm 18.

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I think you should go.

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(Phone Buzzes)

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Hello.

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Hey, what's up?

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What?

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Who was that?

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My friend Jade... she has this crazy ex.

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Oh... you fucking her?

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- Don't be mad.
- About what?

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Jade's outside.

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You've become emotionally involved.

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That is an insult to me

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and the sacred institution
known as open marriage.

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(Knocking)

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All right, fine, one night.

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I told her she could stay the weekend.

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Hey.

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Thank you so much for letting me stay.

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I really, really appreciate it.

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- Oh.
- Oh, my gosh.

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This is crazy. I can't believe this.

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I'm staying with the guy
who wrote my favorite movie.

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If Jade needed to stay
here a couple extra weeks,

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it's no problem.

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THE OLD MAN: I lived next door
to a nice married couple.

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They seemed very much in love.

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MohammadR(BigMaN)

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Until the night someone heard gunshots,

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and the police were called.

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They said one of those nice people

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had been murdered.

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I asked my mother how something
like that could happen.

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All she said was,

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Marriage is harder than it looks

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Years later, a rich couple
moved into that same house.

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I always thought they seemed happy.

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Until the police came back,

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and I saw the body.

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The rumor was one of
the rich people had killed the other.

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I asked my fiancée what
she thought had happened.

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All she said was,

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Death is cheaper than divorce

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Last year yet another couple

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came to live in the house next door.

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They were young and seemed
to have so much to live for.

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But, sadly,

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I heard the sirens one more time.

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I arrived at the crime scene to
have my worst fears confirmed.

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I turned to my wife and said,

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"Another love story has ended in murder.

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I can't believe it."

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My wife looked at me and said,

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"I can

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"L-O-V-E" BY MICHAEL FEINSTEIN

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(♪ "L" is for the way you look ♪)

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(♪ Than just a game for two ♪)

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Subtitle By MohammdR (BIGmAn) 
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- That looks delicious.

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You know, you're starting to
become one of my regulars.

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What is this,
your second time this week?

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- My third.

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I'm afraid I don't have
much to occupy my days,

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being a lonely widow in a new town.

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Sheila, you never told me that
your husband died. I'm so sorry.

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Don't be. It happens.

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Do you have a fella?

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- Well, um...
- Of course you do.

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You're so pretty.

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What's his name?

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Um...

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Rob.

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Tell me about him.

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I
I can't. Not here.

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It's kind of a complicated situation.

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I understand.

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Understand what?

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Clearly, you're dating a married man.

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How did you know that?

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You used the word "complicated"
What else could it mean?

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Oh, u-um...

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Please don't tell anyone.
I'm not proud of it.

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Of course you're not.

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Don't worry. I can keep a secret.

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Thank you.

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I do have one question.

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Has your married man ever told you

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why he feels the need to cheat?

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Uh... what?

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M-My husband had an affair,

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but he died before I could find out why.

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Naturally, I'm curious.

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I'm... sure it was a
completely different situation.

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Or maybe it was exactly the same.
Who knows?

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- Has Rob said anything?
- Not really, no.

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I assume it's just the obvious:
he was bored with his wife.

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Bored?

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 Check, please.

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You know how housewives can be.

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They forget that their
husbands need more

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than hot meals and clean socks.

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Men want excitement and passion.

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Lots of women just forget to
put in that kind of an effort.

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They don't change their hair.

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They always wear the same dowdy clothes.

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Oh.

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- Can I get you anything else?
- No.

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You've already given me
more than enough to chew on.

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Oh, hello.

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How long have you been here?

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About an hour or so.

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How are you feeling?

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Eh. You know, it's funny.

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You, uh, you attempt suicide
with a bottle of sleeping pills,

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and when you finally wake up,
they sedate you.

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God, what were you thinking?

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Look, I was ashamed
of the pain I had caused.

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And you thought your death
would cause me less pain?

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It was stupid and selfish. I'm sorry.

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Well, just tell me you
won't try it again.

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- I won't.
- Say it.

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I won't try and kill myself again.

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Good.

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The doctors say you can
go home this afternoon.

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Well, that's your call, not theirs.

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Can I come home?

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Well, I've thought about it...
I still want a divorce.

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But there's no need to rush things.

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You can stay at the house,
and then after a while,

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we'll separate.

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Amicably.

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Charmingly.

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Charmingly?

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I want people to envy

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our divorce the same way
they envied our marriage.

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God forbid our friends
should ever pity you.

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Our friends don't feel pity,
only schadenfreude.

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And when would we separate?

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Oh, sometime in July.

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Ah.

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After your daughter's wedding.

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We've been planning
all year to make sure

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every detail is perfect.

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And why upstage her?

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Exactly. You love Amy as much as I do.

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You wouldn't want to ruin her
special day with a divorce.

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- No.
- Or a scandal.

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Of course not.

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Or a suicide.

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Oh, for God's sake, Simone!

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Sorry, darling, but with what
I've spent on this wedding,

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I had to make sure.

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Guys.

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- You don't need to wait on me.
- No, no, no.

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No. You are our guest.

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And you're recovering
from a traumatic event.

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I'm not worried about Duke anymore.

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He stopped texting me.

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 So, what's his deal?

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- Is he crazy?
- A little.

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He was always accusing
me of cheating on him.

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Of course, I was,

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but I would have
appreciated a little trust.

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Did Duke know about you two?

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Sure, yeah.
Mostly because of how we met.

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Okay, come on.

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How did you meet?

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You never told him the story?

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Well, we don't usually share
stories about our playmates.

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 Share, just this once.

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Okay.

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I was selling lingerie
at Agent Provocateur.

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Solid opening scene. Go on.

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Well, I was there to buy a few bras.

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- Red lace?
- No.

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The kind I like.

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Oh.

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So, I was in the fitting
room taking my top off

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when the zipper gets caught in my hair.

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So she sticks her head out and is all...

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- "Can you come in here for a sec?"
- Mm-hmm.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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You had your eyes closed.

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Yeah, I'm just trying to picture it.

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Don't. It's pervy.

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Okay. Uh, so, what happened

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after you helped my
wife out of her sweater,

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he asked in a non-pervy way.

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We did it.

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Right there in the fitting room.

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Sex in a fitting room.

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Bravo. That was just...

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Bravo

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 And I am so gonna
close my eyes later.

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Anyway, that was six months ago,
and we're still together.

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Six months?

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Yeah.

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Uh, you told me that you met
Jade just a few weeks ago.

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I'm pretty sure I said "months."

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No. No.

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You absolutely did not.

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Well, obviously I made a mistake.

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Who wants dessert?

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- I got fortune cookies.
- Actually, I was hoping

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we could jump in the hot tub.

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Were you?

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If it's okay with you guys.

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Um...

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- I don't know.
- Yeah, you know what?

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I'm not really in the mood for cookies.

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Why don't I run down to
that pie shop you like,

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pick up some pecan?

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You guys... get in the hot tub,

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have a nice little
soak until I get back.

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That sounds amazing.

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Doesn't that sound amazing?

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Yeah, you don't mind?

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Not at all.

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Honey, I'm home.

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Where are you?

268
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I'm right here, darling.

269
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,963
I've missed you.

270
00:12:56,263 --> 00:12:57,479
Is dinner ready?

271
00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,557
Uh...

272
00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:01,838
... not yet.

273
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,645
I've had a hell of day.

274
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:05,547
I'm gonna go fix myself a drink.

275
00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:07,260
Let me know when food's on the table.

276
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:08,787


277
00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:16,823
So you had a rough day?

278
00:13:16,848 --> 00:13:18,159
The worst.

279
00:13:18,412 --> 00:13:20,440
My best engineer quit today,

280
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,319
my secretary called in sick,
and on top of all that,

281
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,267
I took my boss's briefcase
home by mistake.

282
00:13:27,061 --> 00:13:29,142
I hope your day was better than mine.

283
00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:32,470
Well, now that you ask...

284
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:34,486
I had a lovely day.

285
00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:36,587
- Oh?
- Yes.

286
00:13:37,341 --> 00:13:40,697
I... bought a new dress.

287
00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:41,973
Did you?

288
00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,118
Yeah.

289
00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:50,423
That the dress?

290
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,704
It is.

291
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:54,767
What do you think?

292
00:13:55,697 --> 00:13:56,947
It's nice.

293
00:13:57,882 --> 00:13:59,751
Just nice?

294
00:14:00,092 --> 00:14:01,092
It...

295
00:14:01,781 --> 00:14:04,025
cost a whole week's allowance.

296
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,969
Why would you spend
that much on a dress?

297
00:14:06,861 --> 00:14:09,048
I wanted to look pretty.

298
00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:11,458
For you.

299
00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:12,728
Oh.

300
00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:13,947
Well...

301
00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:15,876
thanks.

302
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:23,063
- What's wrong?
- I don't understand.

303
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:25,353
It has been years since
I bought a new dress.

304
00:14:25,378 --> 00:14:28,361
And I got my nails done,
a-and I got a new hairdo.

305
00:14:28,386 --> 00:14:30,494
- How could you not notice?
- Oh.

306
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,751
Well, to be honest,
I never notice stuff like that.

307
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:34,353
Why not?

308
00:14:34,378 --> 00:14:36,702
'Cause when I look at you,
I don't see clothes or hair.

309
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:38,210
I just see you...

310
00:14:38,742 --> 00:14:40,008
the girl I married.

311
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,038
Is that so?

312
00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:45,054
Yeah. I don't expect you
to be chic or stylish.

313
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,497
You're my wife.

314
00:14:46,522 --> 00:14:48,210
I just need you to be the...

315
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,093
same old Beth.

316
00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,335


317
00:15:34,728 --> 00:15:36,054
What the hell?

318
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:37,891
If you're not going to
notice what I'm wearing,

319
00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:40,062
why should I bother to
wear anything at all?

320
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,175
Honey.

321
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,476
You want to see the same old Beth?

322
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:49,062
Fine. Here she is in all her glory.

323
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:50,202
Honey!

324
00:16:02,119 --> 00:16:03,562
Why is your boss here?

325
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:07,233
He probably came to get his briefcase.

326
00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:13,875
Could you give me a moment
before you open the door?

327
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:16,444
Definitely.

328
00:16:31,289 --> 00:16:32,647
Simone!

329
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:40,288
I would prefer you call me Mrs. Grove.

330
00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:42,721
At least in public.

331
00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:45,460
You got it... Mrs. Grove.

332
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,023
My mom asked me to bring
you these get-well muffins.

333
00:16:48,047 --> 00:16:50,093
- Oh, that was nice of her.
- Yeah, not really.

334
00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:51,984
She just wanted me to find out
what happened to Mr. Grove.

335
00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:53,569
Well, you know what happened.

336
00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:54,694
And I'm not telling her.

337
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:56,858
So I guess it's kind
of a waste of muffins.

338
00:16:57,699 --> 00:17:00,296
But I can still carry them in
the house for you if you'd like.

339
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:01,507
No, thank you.

340
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,522
Come on, Simone!

341
00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:16,554
Tommy, that kiss we shared was sweet,

342
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,132
but it was not a down payment.

343
00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:21,411
Look, if you don't find me attractive,
then just say so.

344
00:17:21,537 --> 00:17:24,232
I find you alarmingly attractive,

345
00:17:24,257 --> 00:17:26,718
but there are other considerations.

346
00:17:26,884 --> 00:17:28,007
Like what?

347
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:29,905
Your mother is my best friend.

348
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:31,890
- So?
- So it would be

349
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:34,085
an absolute betrayal to
sleep with her child.

350
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,487
I'm not a child.

351
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,055
I've grown up,
and I-I've learned some things.

352
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,546
Like... how to take
care of a woman's needs.

353
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,515
Just give me a chance to show
you the man that I've become.

354
00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:48,835
That was a lovely speech, Tommy.

355
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,843
Next time try it without the skateboard.

356
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:56,999
God.

357
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,374
Isn't this magical?

358
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,718
Well... it's certainly nice.

359
00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:06,046
Nice?!

360
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,226
You have no idea the kinds
of places I grew up in.

361
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:11,663
When I was a kid, I thought

362
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:14,069
that houses like this
only existed on TV.

363
00:18:14,623 --> 00:18:17,265
You never talk about your childhood.

364
00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:20,444
Yeah, yeah, that's 'cause it was shitty.

365
00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:24,537
It was just bouncing
between foster homes with...

366
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,015
parents who only saw me
as another check from the government.

367
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:34,905
But you make me feel
like I'm worth something.

368
00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:36,405
So...

369
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,455
yeah, that's really magical.

370
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,397
I guess it is.

371
00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:43,999
Yeah, it is.

372
00:18:44,024 --> 00:18:45,943
- Is it?

373
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,386
 Hey, guys.

374
00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:49,179
Ooh!

375
00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:50,831
Ooh, that's hot.

376
00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:52,749
Wow.

377
00:18:52,774 --> 00:18:54,538
- Eli...
- So funny.

378
00:18:54,563 --> 00:18:56,687
I was on my way to the bakery,
and I remembered

379
00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:58,192
we still have that pie in the fridge.

380
00:18:58,701 --> 00:18:59,960
I'm so dumb.

381
00:18:59,985 --> 00:19:02,015
You're also naked. Why?

382
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,827
Am I the only one?

383
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,233
Oh, gosh, that's awkward.

384
00:19:08,253 --> 00:19:09,616
Well, of course, there are

385
00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:11,202
two ways to fix this situation.

386
00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,796
I could put on a suit, or...

387
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:15,265
- Inside.
- What?

388
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,741
Inside... now.

389
00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:18,960
Oh, there we go. Steady.

390
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,236
Use my arm.

391
00:19:20,616 --> 00:19:22,515
It's very kind of you
to help me like this.

392
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,562
Oh, here, sit.

393
00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:25,608
Oh. Oh, dear. Hang on.

394
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,749
Oh. There we are.

395
00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:30,897
So, um...

396
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:34,046
 Shall we begin?

397
00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:35,349
Begin what?

398
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,858
The conversation.

399
00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,927
You-you must have questions for me.

400
00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:42,687
When did I know I was gay?
How many men have I been with?

401
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,007
Karl, please. I just had lunch.

402
00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:46,491
You're not curious?

403
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:47,804
Not in the slightest.

404
00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:50,304
And if this arrangement
is going to work,

405
00:19:50,329 --> 00:19:52,452
you can't bring up topics
that will upset me.

406
00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:53,895
But we need to talk about this

407
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,586
if we're to have any
sort of rapprochement.

408
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,164
- What do you mean?
- We've been married

409
00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,843
for ten years, Simone.

410
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:00,937
You can't say we haven't been happy.

411
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,780
No, I can't.

412
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,991
I'm glad you know the truth.

413
00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:10,280
Now we can deal with
it, come to some sort

414
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:12,022
of understanding, and...

415
00:20:13,418 --> 00:20:15,601
maybe we could be happy again?

416
00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:19,515
Darling,
I'm not ready to discuss this yet.

417
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,679
I've moved your things
into the guest room.

418
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:24,358
I don't want anyone to know that
we're staying in separate beds.

419
00:20:24,383 --> 00:20:26,093
Especially not my daughter.

420
00:20:26,323 --> 00:20:27,741
I understand.

421
00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:28,937


422
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,226
Where are you going?

423
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,319
Oh, I-I felt a little chilly.

424
00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:34,202
I wanted to get my cashmere throw.

425
00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:36,187
Oh, well, I'll get it for you.

426
00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,640
- Sit down.
- Thank you.

427
00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:39,333
Don't be silly.

428
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,726
You're very kind, darling.

429
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:04,007


430
00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:06,124
You son of a bitch!

431
00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:17,913
All right, um,
if you'll just let me explain.

432
00:21:17,938 --> 00:21:19,632
- Shut up. I'm counting pills.
- Yes, I...

433
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:22,118
I - I admit I may...
I may have dropped a few.

434
00:21:23,685 --> 00:21:25,854
There are over 40 pills here.

435
00:21:25,879 --> 00:21:27,554
You said you swallowed the whole bottle.

436
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,030
How many did you really take?

437
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,187
Two? Three?

438
00:21:30,212 --> 00:21:31,569
They pumped my stomach.

439
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,952
I'm not paying for that.

440
00:21:32,977 --> 00:21:35,108
Not when a good burp
would have saved you.

441
00:21:39,309 --> 00:21:41,046
And where's your cane?

442
00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:42,944
Shit.

443
00:21:43,288 --> 00:21:45,241
- Please understand.

444
00:21:45,266 --> 00:21:47,257
I was trying to prove I love you.

445
00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:49,851
By faking a suicide attempt?

446
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,218
You don't respond to small gestures!

447
00:21:52,243 --> 00:21:53,476
I'm going to work out.

448
00:21:53,501 --> 00:21:55,000
If you and your things
are not out of this house

449
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:57,577
by the time I get home,
I will call the police.

450
00:21:57,602 --> 00:21:58,921
Where am I supposed to go?

451
00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:00,257
I don't care!

452
00:22:00,282 --> 00:22:02,022
Well, maybe I'll go to Naomi's.

453
00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:05,655
Yes. Uh, sh-she has a guest room.

454
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,882
Maybe she'll ply me with liquor

455
00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:09,890
and get me to spill
all my lurid secrets.

456
00:22:11,649 --> 00:22:13,147
And why would you do that?

457
00:22:13,172 --> 00:22:15,187
You're the one who kept
your sex life hidden.

458
00:22:15,212 --> 00:22:16,655
I was married.

459
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,444
If you kick me to the curb,

460
00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:20,796
I'll have no reason not to come out.

461
00:22:21,369 --> 00:22:25,452
And then you, my love,
will be another Grace Belknap.

462
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:28,577
Remember Grace?

463
00:22:29,143 --> 00:22:30,366
Are you threatening me?

464
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,804
Yes, her husband ran off with
their carpenter, I believe.

465
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:34,687
Oh, your friends were so catty.

466
00:22:34,712 --> 00:22:36,172
For God's sake, Karl...

467
00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:38,538
But you were
the cruelest of all, Simone.

468
00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:40,655
"Oh, poor Grace.

469
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,236
"I suppose her carpenter
wasn't the only one with a stud finder."

470
00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,275
Oh, I imagine

471
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,928
those women would relish
the poetic justice

472
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:50,752
if you wound up in the same boat.

473
00:22:50,967 --> 00:22:52,886
Why are you doing this?

474
00:22:52,911 --> 00:22:56,683
I am fighting for our future happiness.

475
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,463
By blackmailing me.

476
00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:00,236
Well, like I said...

477
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,330
you don't respond to small gestures.

478
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,497
What do you think you're doing?

479
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,878
- What do you mean?
- You own swim trunks,

480
00:23:14,902 --> 00:23:16,072
Eli, multiple pairs.

481
00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:18,558
So why did Jade and I just
get a face full of ass?

482
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,143
- Well...
- I'll tell you why.

483
00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:22,565
You thought if you left Jade
and I alone to get comfortable,

484
00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:24,830
we'd get a little
loose, a little frisky,

485
00:23:24,855 --> 00:23:26,245
and then you could just slide right in

486
00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:28,187
and the three of us would
fuck the night away.

487
00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:31,213
That may have been on my wish list, yes.

488
00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:32,939
Solid plan.

489
00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:34,807
Not gonna happen.

490
00:23:34,832 --> 00:23:36,713
Okay. Okay.

491
00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:42,065
But what if it did?

492
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:43,678
I mean, think about it.

493
00:23:43,703 --> 00:23:45,121
We like sex with each other.

494
00:23:45,146 --> 00:23:46,606
We like sex with hot women.

495
00:23:46,631 --> 00:23:48,050
It's one of the reasons
we work as a couple.

496
00:23:48,074 --> 00:23:49,307
We've got so much in common.

497
00:23:49,332 --> 00:23:50,611
That's fine for us.

498
00:23:50,636 --> 00:23:52,127
- But what about Jade?
- Oh, I'm...

499
00:23:52,152 --> 00:23:53,175
I'm pretty sure she's into me.

500
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,283
What? Why?

501
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:55,861
The other day, she was going on and on

502
00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:57,440
about how much she liked my movie.

503
00:23:57,465 --> 00:23:58,465
I liked The Shining.

504
00:23:58,490 --> 00:24:00,533
That doesn't mean I want
to fuck Stephen King.

505
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,604
Okay, all right.
Well, well, if you're not sure

506
00:24:03,629 --> 00:24:05,025
that she'd be into it,

507
00:24:05,554 --> 00:24:06,682
ask her.

508
00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:09,572
No, it'd be weird.

509
00:24:09,597 --> 00:24:10,723
Weird how?

510
00:24:11,191 --> 00:24:12,567
Like, I don't know

511
00:24:12,592 --> 00:24:14,525
if she's that adventurous.

512
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:17,163
She fucked you in a fitting room!

513
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:20,275
Okay. It would be weird for us.

514
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,408
We've never done anything
like this before.

515
00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:24,307
No, it doesn't have to be a big deal.

516
00:24:24,526 --> 00:24:26,803
No, we-we've already
got an open marriage.

517
00:24:26,828 --> 00:24:28,775
Why can't it be open to Jade?

518
00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:32,494


519
00:24:32,519 --> 00:24:33,588
Fine.

520
00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,018
I'll ask her for a three-way.

521
00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:37,994
Will that shut you up?

522
00:24:38,704 --> 00:24:40,627
I think you know it will.

523
00:24:40,652 --> 00:24:42,096
Okay, but we won't pressure her.

524
00:24:42,121 --> 00:24:43,917
- No. No, no.
- I will take her aside,

525
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,863
I will ask respectfully,
and if she says no...

526
00:24:45,888 --> 00:24:47,074
She says yes.

527
00:24:54,652 --> 00:24:56,230
You two coming or what?

528
00:25:07,168 --> 00:25:09,504
His boss saw your tits?

529
00:25:09,744 --> 00:25:11,738
Don't make it sound worse than it was.

530
00:25:11,763 --> 00:25:13,042
I'm not sure I could.

531
00:25:13,067 --> 00:25:14,667
I was so angry.

532
00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:16,417
I changed my whole look.

533
00:25:16,442 --> 00:25:18,152
Rob did not even notice.

534
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,310
Here's my two cents, all right?

535
00:25:20,335 --> 00:25:21,488
Spend them wisely.

536
00:25:21,513 --> 00:25:23,675
Rob isn't cheating on you
because you don't wear

537
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:25,691
the latest styles from Paris.

538
00:25:25,716 --> 00:25:28,701
- What do you mean?
- Ma! Mikey hit me.

539
00:25:28,726 --> 00:25:30,178
What am I, your bodyguard?

540
00:25:30,203 --> 00:25:31,537
Hit him back.

541
00:25:33,588 --> 00:25:35,561
So what I mean is,

542
00:25:35,586 --> 00:25:37,443
how is your love life?

543
00:25:37,668 --> 00:25:39,967
Are you doing everything you
can to keep him interested?

544
00:25:39,992 --> 00:25:41,077
Sheila.

545
00:25:41,102 --> 00:25:43,604
Sometimes old dogs need new tricks.

546
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:44,936
New tricks?

547
00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:47,938
I was a virgin on my wedding night.

548
00:25:48,101 --> 00:25:50,904
I only know what Rob
was willing to teach me.

549
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,857
There's a book that you should read.

550
00:25:58,678 --> 00:26:00,381
- What is this?
- It's a manual.

551
00:26:00,406 --> 00:26:01,928
For married couples.

552
00:26:04,517 --> 00:26:05,935
These are dirty pictures!

553
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,701
They're illustrations.

554
00:26:07,726 --> 00:26:09,209
They're scientific.

555
00:26:10,283 --> 00:26:11,702
Why do you have this?

556
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,053
There was a time that Leo and I felt

557
00:26:15,078 --> 00:26:17,709
our love life needed a little zing.

558
00:26:18,107 --> 00:26:20,053
And you actually do these things?

559
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,811
You see page 76?

560
00:26:22,778 --> 00:26:24,123
 Yes.

561
00:26:24,148 --> 00:26:25,859
That's how we got Benny.

562
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,337
Oh, dear.

563
00:26:29,362 --> 00:26:31,264
Yeah. That's not for beginners.

564
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,170
Let's go back a few chapters.

565
00:26:33,195 --> 00:26:35,311
Ah. That's a classic.

566
00:26:35,632 --> 00:26:37,553
We like to do that in the shower.

567
00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:40,818
You've done that to Leo?

568
00:26:40,843 --> 00:26:41,975
That's...

569
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,662
how I got my Pontiac.

570
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,404
And you really think Rob
will like these things?

571
00:26:48,517 --> 00:26:49,810
I do.

572
00:26:49,835 --> 00:26:50,919
And...

573
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:53,998
I won't feel humiliated after?

574
00:26:54,023 --> 00:26:57,777
Sex is how women gain power over men.

575
00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:01,311
And there is nothing
humiliating about that.

576
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,576
Jumping jacks!

577
00:27:06,601 --> 00:27:08,895
Two, three, four,

578
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,154
five, six, seven, eight...

579
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:16,201
Simone, I've never seen
you work out so fiercely.

580
00:27:16,226 --> 00:27:19,201
I began to wonder if maybe
you're upset about something.

581
00:27:19,226 --> 00:27:20,318
Not at all.

582
00:27:20,343 --> 00:27:22,373
Just burning off the muffins you sent.

583
00:27:22,398 --> 00:27:24,193
So, Karl's home?

584
00:27:24,218 --> 00:27:25,397
Yes.

585
00:27:26,849 --> 00:27:28,529
And everything's fine?

586
00:27:29,771 --> 00:27:30,889
Yes.

587
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,912
Why do you ask?

588
00:27:32,937 --> 00:27:34,063
It's just...

589
00:27:34,378 --> 00:27:38,100
Wanda left the most cryptic
message on my answering machine.

590
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,975
Before she left for rehab.

591
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,100
She intimated that you
and Karl were having

592
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,545
some sort of marital problems.

593
00:27:44,570 --> 00:27:46,920
Oh, we're fine, Naomi.

594
00:27:47,531 --> 00:27:51,025
- Now, if you'll excuse me.
- Simone, please.

595
00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:52,712
You don't have to pretend.

596
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,181
Not with me.

597
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,791
I wasn't surprised.

598
00:27:55,816 --> 00:27:59,853
I've known for some time
about Karl's indiscretions.

599
00:28:00,716 --> 00:28:02,276
I don't know what you've heard...

600
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,728
I didn't hear.

601
00:28:03,753 --> 00:28:06,564
I saw with my own eyes.

602
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:09,720
What exactly did you see?

603
00:28:09,745 --> 00:28:12,009
I
I was picking up my
dry cleaning one day,

604
00:28:12,034 --> 00:28:13,470
and there was his car,

605
00:28:13,495 --> 00:28:16,556
parked across the street
at some seedy motel.

606
00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:23,712
So you know everything.

607
00:28:24,446 --> 00:28:25,673
I do.

608
00:28:26,421 --> 00:28:29,236
I mean, I couldn't tell you
who the woman was, but...

609
00:28:30,452 --> 00:28:31,720
The woman?

610
00:28:32,723 --> 00:28:34,111
I wanted to catch him in the act,

611
00:28:34,136 --> 00:28:35,853
but I couldn't just stand there all day,

612
00:28:35,878 --> 00:28:38,506
waiting for him and
his floozy to come out.

613
00:28:38,942 --> 00:28:41,908
So you have no idea who he was with?

614
00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:43,560
No

615
00:28:48,317 --> 00:28:49,691
Do you?

616
00:28:49,716 --> 00:28:51,040
Oh, Naomi.

617
00:28:51,728 --> 00:28:53,306
I really do have to go.

618
00:28:54,893 --> 00:28:56,517
The important thing is,

619
00:28:56,542 --> 00:28:58,962
is that you finally know the truth.

620
00:29:00,211 --> 00:29:01,504
Finally?

621
00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,712
How long
ago did this happen?

622
00:29:04,737 --> 00:29:05,988
I don't know.

623
00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:07,538
Year ago.

624
00:29:07,563 --> 00:29:08,856
Maybe two.

625
00:29:10,066 --> 00:29:12,439
You knew my husband was
cheating for two years

626
00:29:12,464 --> 00:29:13,737
and you said nothing?

627
00:29:13,762 --> 00:29:15,533
Wives always say they'd want to know

628
00:29:15,558 --> 00:29:16,619
if their husbands were cheating,

629
00:29:16,643 --> 00:29:18,822
but they never forgive
the person who tells them.

630
00:29:18,847 --> 00:29:20,515
But you're my best friend.

631
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,173
And you're... one of mine.

632
00:29:25,135 --> 00:29:27,134
I'm so glad we had this talk.

633
00:29:35,966 --> 00:29:37,525
You still want to make love to me?

634
00:29:38,421 --> 00:29:40,414
- Yeah.
- I'm free today at 4:00.

635
00:29:40,439 --> 00:29:41,439
Great.

636
00:29:41,705 --> 00:29:42,875
Where should we go?

637
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,835
You're a man now. Figure it out.

638
00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,000
Hi there.

639
00:29:58,025 --> 00:29:59,171
You're home early.

640
00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:00,875
I have a business dinner.

641
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,902
I wanted to come home and shower first.

642
00:30:03,147 --> 00:30:05,171
Another business dinner.

643
00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:08,125
You've had a lot of those lately.

644
00:30:08,685 --> 00:30:10,328
Sorry, honey.

645
00:30:10,353 --> 00:30:11,765
Duty calls.

646
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,523
Oh, before we get in there,
got any Jade tips for me?

647
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,742
You know, dos and don'ts?

648
00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:19,032
Stuff she likes, stuff she doesn't.

649
00:30:19,056 --> 00:30:20,485
Oh. You know that thing you do to me?

650
00:30:20,509 --> 00:30:22,101
- With your tongue?
- The circle thing.

651
00:30:22,126 --> 00:30:23,132
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

652
00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:24,242
Don't do that.

653
00:30:24,576 --> 00:30:25,953
- You don't think she'd like that?
- No.

654
00:30:25,977 --> 00:30:27,789
- Why not?
- Because I've never liked it.

655
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:30,593
Copy that. Good tip.

656
00:30:30,618 --> 00:30:34,070


657
00:30:50,525 --> 00:30:52,945


658
00:31:19,157 --> 00:31:20,659
Honey, what are you doing?

659
00:31:21,527 --> 00:31:22,992
What is this?

660
00:31:23,653 --> 00:31:25,992
I want to try something
I read in a book.

661
00:31:28,434 --> 00:31:30,078
I think you'll like it.

662
00:31:31,049 --> 00:31:32,859
- Beth Ann...
- Shh.

663
00:31:32,884 --> 00:31:34,578
 I have to concentrate.

664
00:31:41,613 --> 00:31:45,257


665
00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:48,742


666
00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:50,250
- Hold still.
- Beth Ann.

667
00:31:52,255 --> 00:31:54,343
Oh, my God.

668
00:31:54,368 --> 00:31:55,812
Oh, my God.

669
00:31:55,837 --> 00:31:58,250
Oh, my God.

670
00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:01,704
Seriously, honey, that kind of hurts.

671
00:32:01,728 --> 00:32:03,021
I'll go slower.

672
00:32:03,308 --> 00:32:04,710
You really don't have to...

673
00:32:05,411 --> 00:32:07,312
Ow. Ow, ow, ow!

674
00:32:08,714 --> 00:32:10,675


675
00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:14,007


676
00:32:14,926 --> 00:32:16,875
Oh, dear.

677
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,273
Oh!

678
00:32:19,061 --> 00:32:20,980
Oh

679
00:32:21,352 --> 00:32:22,890
Oh, my God.

680
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,579
I can't believe that just happened.

681
00:32:24,603 --> 00:32:25,649
- Well, it did.

682
00:32:25,673 --> 00:32:26,867


683
00:32:27,095 --> 00:32:28,320
Wow.

684
00:32:29,673 --> 00:32:32,203
I must have done something...

685
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:35,265
really good in a past life, like...

686
00:32:35,932 --> 00:32:37,843
like maybe I was Jesus or...

687
00:32:38,241 --> 00:32:39,773
or that guy that cured polio.

688
00:32:39,798 --> 00:32:41,050
What was his name?

689
00:32:41,289 --> 00:32:43,632
 Oh. Yeah.

690
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:47,343
- Yeah, that's right.

691
00:32:47,368 --> 00:32:49,804
Yeah, it's all about you guys now.

692
00:32:50,306 --> 00:32:52,585
So what can I do to help?

693
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:53,737


694
00:32:53,935 --> 00:32:55,468
I'm open to suggestion.

695
00:32:58,122 --> 00:32:59,528
Hello?

696
00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:01,621
Hey, babe, can you
just give us a minute?

697
00:33:01,655 --> 00:33:03,856
Yeah, we're both very, very close.

698
00:33:04,187 --> 00:33:06,145
Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sure.

699
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,286
I'm hungry.

700
00:33:07,311 --> 00:33:08,607
- You guys hungry?

701
00:33:08,631 --> 00:33:09,631
Whew.

702
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:11,825


703
00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,270
I'm gonna get some pie.

704
00:33:13,794 --> 00:33:15,153
Whew. Yeah.

705
00:35:05,699 --> 00:35:07,075
Simone.

706
00:35:08,989 --> 00:35:10,481
Hello, Tommy.

707
00:35:10,506 --> 00:35:12,174
You look nice.

708
00:35:12,199 --> 00:35:13,533
Thank you.

709
00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:19,044
I have the catering van all afternoon.

710
00:35:19,069 --> 00:35:21,059
Oh, clever idea switching cars.

711
00:35:21,084 --> 00:35:22,239
Where are we going?

712
00:35:22,264 --> 00:35:23,709
What do you mean, "Where are we going?"

713
00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:24,733
We're here.

714
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:32,387
You can't be serious.

715
00:35:32,412 --> 00:35:34,544
You want to make love
to me in a catering van?

716
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,551
The futon is brand-new,
and so are the sheets.

717
00:35:37,576 --> 00:35:40,083
Well, technically, they're tablecloths.

718
00:35:40,108 --> 00:35:42,755
There's no way I'm getting
into your mobile sex den.

719
00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,044


720
00:35:44,069 --> 00:35:45,426
For God's sake.

721
00:35:45,451 --> 00:35:46,731
Then come inside.

722
00:35:46,756 --> 00:35:47,981
Come on.

723
00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:50,098
Oh!

724
00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:57,403
So... what do you think?

725
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,020
You like the candle?

726
00:35:59,045 --> 00:36:00,505
It's sandalwood.

727
00:36:00,806 --> 00:36:03,017
All I can smell is pastrami.

728
00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:05,489
Oh, yeah. We catered a bris yesterday.

729
00:36:05,514 --> 00:36:07,356
- I can't do this.
- Wait.

730
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,833


731
00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:13,176
I even got us music.

732
00:36:13,201 --> 00:36:15,817
I don't care if you hired
the Budapest String Quartet.

733
00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:17,614
I'm not fucking you in a van.

734
00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:19,880
Look, I know you were probably
hoping for a nice hotel,

735
00:36:19,905 --> 00:36:22,012
but I can't afford that. I'm sorry.

736
00:36:22,037 --> 00:36:23,037
Don't be.

737
00:36:23,168 --> 00:36:25,161
I needed to remember this is a bad idea.

738
00:36:25,194 --> 00:36:26,731
- Thank you.
- Wait, wait, so...

739
00:36:26,756 --> 00:36:27,973
y-you're just leaving?

740
00:36:27,998 --> 00:36:29,309
You've always been a good kid.

741
00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:31,731
And you're becoming a good... friend,

742
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:34,403
but let's not let a silly
impulse ruin that, okay?

743
00:36:43,098 --> 00:36:44,098
Okay.

744
00:36:44,123 --> 00:36:45,250
Goodbye.

745
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:46,481
Goodbye.

746
00:36:46,506 --> 00:36:51,442


747
00:36:58,893 --> 00:37:00,450
What will you tell the doctor?

748
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,595
The truth.

749
00:37:02,936 --> 00:37:04,286
I was cut to shreds

750
00:37:04,311 --> 00:37:07,098
moments after my wife
turned into a French whore.

751
00:37:07,123 --> 00:37:08,591
There's no need to be rude.

752
00:37:08,616 --> 00:37:11,317
Well, I'll be more pleasant once
I've stopped bleeding profusely.

753
00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,536
For God's sake. What were you thinking?

754
00:37:13,561 --> 00:37:15,059
I wanted to surprise you.

755
00:37:15,084 --> 00:37:17,051
Well, next time bake a cake.

756
00:37:17,076 --> 00:37:18,458
I got the idea from...

757
00:37:18,911 --> 00:37:20,919
 a sex manual.

758
00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:23,309
It said men like that sort of thing.

759
00:37:23,334 --> 00:37:25,200
Well, men on shore leave, perhaps.

760
00:37:25,225 --> 00:37:26,225
Not me.

761
00:37:27,335 --> 00:37:29,003
Well, I had to do something.

762
00:37:29,028 --> 00:37:30,028
Why?

763
00:37:31,811 --> 00:37:33,830
I feel you pulling away from me.

764
00:37:36,151 --> 00:37:37,694
- That's not true.
- It is.

765
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,393
- Nah.
- It absolutely is.

766
00:37:39,418 --> 00:37:41,150
It's work. I've been preoccupied.

767
00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,143
No. It's more than that.

768
00:37:44,749 --> 00:37:46,385
You're unhappy.

769
00:37:49,874 --> 00:37:51,096
I see it.

770
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,065
Every day.

771
00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:56,354
You get up,

772
00:37:56,518 --> 00:37:57,838
you go to work,

773
00:37:58,396 --> 00:37:59,869
you come home,

774
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,509
you eat dinner,

775
00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:03,994
you put on a smile for my benefit,

776
00:38:04,278 --> 00:38:05,963
and then you go to sleep.

777
00:38:05,988 --> 00:38:07,955
That's what your life is.

778
00:38:09,582 --> 00:38:11,228
And it's empty.

779
00:38:14,106 --> 00:38:16,088
Because of what we've suffered.

780
00:38:16,347 --> 00:38:18,393
Please don't talk about that.

781
00:38:23,907 --> 00:38:26,135
We've tried not talking about it,

782
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,909
and it doesn't help.

783
00:38:29,787 --> 00:38:33,127
You're drowning in the
routine of your existence.

784
00:38:36,457 --> 00:38:40,315
I know because I'm
drowning alongside you.

785
00:38:44,401 --> 00:38:47,502
But maybe if we help each other...

786
00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:50,799
we can survive.

787
00:39:00,814 --> 00:39:02,752
I wish I was a better man.

788
00:39:03,072 --> 00:39:05,377
You are a fine man.

789
00:39:05,979 --> 00:39:07,549
I've made choices...

790
00:39:08,851 --> 00:39:10,436
I'm not proud of.

791
00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:12,479
Like what?

792
00:39:17,672 --> 00:39:19,307
Mr. Stanton?

793
00:39:19,465 --> 00:39:21,510
The doctor will see you now.

794
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:24,604
Oh. Okay.

795
00:39:27,388 --> 00:39:29,385
- I'll be back soon.
- Rob.

796
00:39:29,707 --> 00:39:31,541
I'm glad we had this little talk.

797
00:39:32,257 --> 00:39:33,573
I feel better.

798
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,226


799
00:39:42,785 --> 00:39:44,440
That was fun, huh?

800
00:39:45,053 --> 00:39:49,049
I mean, I knew sex was cool,
because I'm not a virgin, but...

801
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,244
my limited experience
with the girls on the drill team

802
00:39:52,269 --> 00:39:54,534
did not prepare me for that.

803
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:56,752


804
00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:58,869
Simone?

805
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:02,010
Hey, are you okay?

806
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,252
Yes.

807
00:40:04,393 --> 00:40:06,494
Are you sure? Because y-you seem upset.

808
00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:07,760
No.

809
00:40:08,976 --> 00:40:12,159
 I now realize what
I've been missing for...

810
00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:15,002
God, such a very long time.

811
00:40:15,027 --> 00:40:18,549
So you and Mr. Grove never...?

812
00:40:18,574 --> 00:40:19,885
Not for years.

813
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,755
I told myself it's marriage.
Passion fades.

814
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,737
That's what happens when you get old.

815
00:40:24,762 --> 00:40:25,877
You're not old.

816
00:40:26,904 --> 00:40:28,244
You're a goddess.

817
00:40:28,269 --> 00:40:31,057
Well, the temple's been
closed for quite some time.

818
00:40:31,585 --> 00:40:32,885
But thank you.

819
00:40:33,289 --> 00:40:34,791
For reminding me...

820
00:40:35,612 --> 00:40:37,346
that I'm still alive.

821
00:40:38,374 --> 00:40:39,455
You want to do it again?

822
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:42,190
Yes. What day's good for you?

823
00:40:42,215 --> 00:40:43,300
No, I meant now.

824
00:40:43,325 --> 00:40:44,743
Now?

825
00:40:45,186 --> 00:40:46,916
You can go again already?

826
00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:53,291
Ah, youth.

827
00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:58,635
 Eli?

828
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:00,705


829
00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:01,799
In here.

830
00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:06,846
I got to hand it to you, babe.

831
00:41:06,871 --> 00:41:09,518
That was some kind of fun.

832
00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:11,705
Oh, I'm so glad we went there.

833
00:41:11,839 --> 00:41:14,258
It was absolutely...

834
00:41:14,442 --> 00:41:15,768
Wow.

835
00:41:17,803 --> 00:41:19,179
Yeah.

836
00:41:20,172 --> 00:41:21,635
That's it?

837
00:41:22,598 --> 00:41:25,455
Hey, you don't get a lot of
I-told-you-sos with me, babe.

838
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,104
Don't waste this one.

839
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,775
What's wrong?

840
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,143
Nothing.

841
00:41:33,903 --> 00:41:35,401
Are you sulking?

842
00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,011
- No.
- Then what's up?

843
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,660
'Cause you don't look
like a man who just had

844
00:41:38,684 --> 00:41:40,159
his lifelong dream fulfilled.

845
00:41:40,184 --> 00:41:41,776
I need to ask you something.

846
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:42,952
Okay.

847
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,229
You in love with her?

848
00:41:51,830 --> 00:41:53,040
I knew it.

849
00:41:53,205 --> 00:41:54,494
Six months.

850
00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:58,534
That... should have been my first clue.

851
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,190
I think you're jumping
to conclusions here.

852
00:42:01,215 --> 00:42:02,695
I saw the way that you looked at her.

853
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,487
When?

854
00:42:04,512 --> 00:42:05,987
I was there in the doorway.

855
00:42:06,012 --> 00:42:08,097
You two were holding each other and...

856
00:42:08,511 --> 00:42:11,002
I can't remember the last time
you looked at me like that.

857
00:42:17,590 --> 00:42:18,590
Honey.

858
00:42:21,425 --> 00:42:22,744
This isn't about me.

859
00:42:22,769 --> 00:42:24,221
This is about you.

860
00:42:25,065 --> 00:42:26,862
Don't do that.

861
00:42:26,887 --> 00:42:29,549
You've been insecure lately
because of your career.

862
00:42:29,574 --> 00:42:30,987
Are you in love with her?

863
00:42:32,873 --> 00:42:34,040
No.

864
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,666
Really? Because...

865
00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:40,159
that look.

866
00:42:41,703 --> 00:42:43,163
Look, I'll admit,

867
00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:45,566
she's more than just another hookup.

868
00:42:45,591 --> 00:42:48,346
And I should have told you
about her a long time ago.

869
00:42:48,371 --> 00:42:50,104
But my love story...

870
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:52,924
is with you.

871
00:42:54,452 --> 00:42:56,565
And it always will be.

872
00:42:58,338 --> 00:42:59,630
Okay?

873
00:43:01,711 --> 00:43:06,627
I guess I have been feeling
a little insecure lately.

874
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:07,799
Yeah.

875
00:43:09,232 --> 00:43:10,581
And when you guys didn't
come downstairs...

876
00:43:10,605 --> 00:43:12,021
I'm sorry about that.

877
00:43:12,399 --> 00:43:13,650
Truly.

878
00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,018
Are we good?

879
00:43:22,273 --> 00:43:23,774
Yeah, we're good.

880
00:43:25,863 --> 00:43:27,143
Hey.

881
00:43:28,276 --> 00:43:29,744
I thought we were having pie.

882
00:43:29,769 --> 00:43:32,002
Yes, we are. We are.

883
00:43:32,321 --> 00:43:33,321
Great.

884
00:43:33,346 --> 00:43:34,737
Just don't expect ice cream.

885
00:43:35,156 --> 00:43:36,627
Unless you guys like it drinkable.

886
00:43:47,932 --> 00:43:49,221
KARL: Oh, hello.

887
00:43:49,509 --> 00:43:50,924
Where have you been?

888
00:43:50,949 --> 00:43:52,409
You committed adultery, Karl.

889
00:43:52,434 --> 00:43:53,769
That means you're no longer entitled

890
00:43:53,793 --> 00:43:55,545
to keep tabs on my life.

891
00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:57,026
Eh, fair enough.

892
00:43:57,730 --> 00:43:59,190
Did you go to the gym?

893
00:43:59,484 --> 00:44:00,484
Why?

894
00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:03,909
Oh, I don't know.
You seem, uh, energized.

895
00:44:04,581 --> 00:44:05,690
Do I?

896
00:44:05,715 --> 00:44:08,737
Yes. Have you embarked on
a new exercise regimen?

897
00:44:09,533 --> 00:44:11,674
As a matter of fact, I have.

898
00:44:12,122 --> 00:44:15,994
And I plan on working
out as often as I can.

899
00:44:30,509 --> 00:44:33,065
Well, I should get going.

900
00:44:34,478 --> 00:44:35,729
Going?

901
00:44:36,938 --> 00:44:38,471
To my dinner meeting.

902
00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:41,213
You've just gotten
back from the hospital.

903
00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:42,526
I feel fine.

904
00:44:42,551 --> 00:44:46,198
Surely whomever you're
meeting with has already left.

905
00:44:47,068 --> 00:44:48,713
I called the restaurant.

906
00:44:48,738 --> 00:44:50,362
They're still there.

907
00:44:55,074 --> 00:44:56,291
Oh.

908
00:44:58,979 --> 00:45:00,698
Rob, please don't go.

909
00:45:00,723 --> 00:45:01,723
Honey.

910
00:45:01,748 --> 00:45:04,338
This has been an awkward night.

911
00:45:05,548 --> 00:45:08,502
I really do think you and
I need some time together.

912
00:45:13,081 --> 00:45:14,846
I need to make an appearance.

913
00:45:16,243 --> 00:45:18,690
They must be important clients.

914
00:45:18,848 --> 00:45:20,291
Very important.

915
00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,276
Don't wait up.

916
00:45:29,233 --> 00:45:36,233
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