1 00:00:02,291 --> 00:00:06,088 (water trickling) (ominous music) 2 00:00:13,561 --> 00:00:15,060 (dramatic whooshing) 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,317 (light dramatic music) 4 00:00:32,425 --> 00:00:37,301 (Fran groans) (metal clanging) 5 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,858 - Hello? 6 00:00:41,257 --> 00:00:42,596 (light dramatic music) Jamie! 7 00:00:42,696 --> 00:00:44,694 Jamie, I'm down here! 8 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,331 Jamie, get away from her, she's a fucking psycho! 9 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,588 Jamie! 10 00:00:51,688 --> 00:00:52,987 (suspenseful music) 11 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:56,144 (gun bangs) (gun clicks) 12 00:00:56,244 --> 00:00:58,682 (light music) 13 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,878 - How is it? 14 00:01:03,358 --> 00:01:04,097 - Delicious. 15 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,775 Thanks, mate. 16 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:07,414 - Mate? 17 00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:09,412 We're not plumbers, Jamie. 18 00:01:09,512 --> 00:01:10,851 - Right, yeah. 19 00:01:10,951 --> 00:01:12,949 Sorry. 20 00:01:15,947 --> 00:01:18,524 - Thinking about she-who-must-not-be-named again? 21 00:01:18,624 --> 00:01:19,723 - No, no, no. 22 00:01:19,823 --> 00:01:22,081 Well, a bit. 23 00:01:22,181 --> 00:01:23,999 I haven't heard from her. 24 00:01:24,099 --> 00:01:25,958 - We've been through this, Jamie. 25 00:01:26,058 --> 00:01:28,675 You need to forget about Fran and move on. 26 00:01:28,775 --> 00:01:32,152 I know it's tough but she certainly has. 27 00:01:32,252 --> 00:01:35,190 Off to Japan without so much as a peep 28 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:38,227 to her so-called best friend. 29 00:01:38,327 --> 00:01:41,284 But you've got me now, and I'm not going anywhere. 30 00:01:44,282 --> 00:01:46,280 Hope you've left some from for the kedgeree. 31 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:49,957 (both chuckling) 32 00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:54,213 (water trickling) (birds chirping) 33 00:01:54,313 --> 00:01:58,929 (Fran grunts) (phone beeps) 34 00:01:59,029 --> 00:02:00,527 Oh, Franny. 35 00:02:00,627 --> 00:02:01,846 You're awake. 36 00:02:01,946 --> 00:02:04,004 I'm so glad. 37 00:02:04,104 --> 00:02:05,443 - What the hell is going on, Kat? 38 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:06,802 What the fuck do you want? 39 00:02:06,902 --> 00:02:09,380 - Oh, sounds like somebody's hungry. 40 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:14,475 Seeing as you won't be going to Japan anymore, 41 00:02:14,575 --> 00:02:18,651 I thought I might bring a bit of Japan to you. 42 00:02:21,929 --> 00:02:24,586 (plate clattering) 43 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,025 You might regret that when you see what 44 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:28,123 you'll be eating from now on. 45 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,319 (Kat sighs) 46 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:37,974 Well (giggles). 47 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,413 - Jamie, help! 48 00:02:39,513 --> 00:02:41,252 I'm down here! 49 00:02:41,352 --> 00:02:43,350 - Jamie, please help! 50 00:02:46,147 --> 00:02:48,965 Oh no, this place is totally soundproofed. 51 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:51,842 I could skin you alive and Jamie wouldn't hear a squeak. 52 00:02:51,942 --> 00:02:53,761 - If this is a weird sex thing, 53 00:02:53,861 --> 00:02:55,799 I need you to know I'm actually pretty vanilla, you know? 54 00:02:55,899 --> 00:02:57,637 I'm a glass of pinot and three minutes of disappointment 55 00:02:57,737 --> 00:02:59,036 kind of a girl. 56 00:02:59,136 --> 00:02:59,935 If you want more than that you're gonna have 57 00:03:00,015 --> 00:03:00,754 to just kill me now. 58 00:03:00,854 --> 00:03:02,353 - Don't be silly, Fran. 59 00:03:02,453 --> 00:03:04,431 If I killed you you wouldn't be able to watch. 60 00:03:04,531 --> 00:03:05,390 - Watch what? (ominous music) 61 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:07,588 - Jamie, of course. 62 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:12,364 Oh, lovely Jamie happily going about her life with me. 63 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,081 Her new best friend. 64 00:03:16,641 --> 00:03:19,658 Now it's your turn to be cast aside helpless 65 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:22,156 while she forgets you even exist. 66 00:03:23,754 --> 00:03:27,331 You're gonna spend the rest of your miserable life 67 00:03:27,431 --> 00:03:31,967 learning just how crazy that can make you feel. 68 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,765 (suspenseful music) 69 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,284 (dramatic music) 70 00:03:35,384 --> 00:03:37,562 - You did all of this because Jamie 71 00:03:37,662 --> 00:03:40,280 became my friend at school? 72 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,038 Have you ever thought about therapy or, 73 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,557 I don't know, taking up a flute or something? 74 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,155 - I don't know. 75 00:03:45,255 --> 00:03:47,074 Knock down some flats, offer Jamie a place to live, 76 00:03:47,174 --> 00:03:49,392 drive a wedge between you two. 77 00:03:49,492 --> 00:03:51,989 It was almost disappointingly easy, to be honest. 78 00:03:52,089 --> 00:03:53,988 - But you've not been very thorough, have you? 79 00:03:54,088 --> 00:03:58,264 Because news flash, nut bag, your new best friend 80 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,362 is a contract killer. 81 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,959 And so am I. 82 00:04:05,318 --> 00:04:08,375 - Well your boss is going to come looking 83 00:04:08,475 --> 00:04:09,654 for you, isn't he? 84 00:04:09,754 --> 00:04:11,372 - Yeah. 85 00:04:11,472 --> 00:04:14,809 - But do you think if I could talk to Mr. V, maybe it might- 86 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:17,527 - No, he's not gonna be very interested in t... 87 00:04:17,627 --> 00:04:19,205 (light dramatic music) 88 00:04:19,305 --> 00:04:21,603 How did you know his name was Mr. V? 89 00:04:21,703 --> 00:04:23,801 - His name? (light dramatic music) 90 00:04:23,901 --> 00:04:24,901 - You know that new client who keeps giving us 91 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:26,279 these amazing jobs? 92 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:27,398 (gun bangs) (woman groans) 93 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:29,496 - Mr. V? 94 00:04:29,856 --> 00:04:31,834 (suspenseful music) 95 00:04:31,934 --> 00:04:33,933 - Holy shit. 96 00:04:34,332 --> 00:04:37,310 - That look on your face, Fran. 97 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,408 Do you mind if I smoke? 98 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:42,745 But it's not easy tracking down trained killers, 99 00:04:42,845 --> 00:04:45,602 it took me years, but then I... 100 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,138 Then I engineered a perfect excuse to bump into you. 101 00:04:50,238 --> 00:04:52,536 - Class of '89 reunion! 102 00:04:52,636 --> 00:04:54,295 - I'm head of the organising committee. 103 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,454 Control freak alert. 104 00:04:55,554 --> 00:04:58,531 - And set myself up as Mr. V. 105 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,529 pulling contracts off the dark web. 106 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:01,888 It really is amazing what you find on there, 107 00:05:01,988 --> 00:05:04,066 and then giving them to my two new clients. 108 00:05:05,904 --> 00:05:07,443 There was something so fucking delicious 109 00:05:07,543 --> 00:05:09,281 about knowing where you were, who you were with, 110 00:05:09,381 --> 00:05:11,120 who you were killing. 111 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:13,957 Pulling all the strings between you. 112 00:05:14,057 --> 00:05:16,915 - And there is a little sofa emoji 113 00:05:17,015 --> 00:05:18,793 hurdling its way down the M6. 114 00:05:18,893 --> 00:05:22,989 - And without Mr. V how could I execute my master stroke? 115 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,188 - We've got sent another job. 116 00:05:24,288 --> 00:05:26,027 - The Japan job. 117 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:27,585 - I'm embarrassed to show you the salary, but... 118 00:05:27,685 --> 00:05:31,142 - What better way to pander to your pathetic ego? 119 00:05:31,242 --> 00:05:32,581 Pull your friendship apart. 120 00:05:32,681 --> 00:05:34,419 - I think you should go, Fran. 121 00:05:34,519 --> 00:05:37,736 - Make Jamie believe that you'd fallen off the map forever. 122 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:40,454 Maybe it would've been easier to take up the flute, 123 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:44,890 but why play an instrument when you can play the orchestra? 124 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:47,728 (ominous music) 125 00:05:47,828 --> 00:05:49,246 - Fucking psycho. 126 00:05:49,346 --> 00:05:51,684 You fuck, fucking psycho, you psycho bitch! 127 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,842 Get away, bitch! 128 00:05:53,942 --> 00:05:55,920 - Temper temper. 129 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:58,019 Oh, I nearly forgot. 130 00:05:58,778 --> 00:06:00,556 I thought you might need something 131 00:06:00,656 --> 00:06:03,454 to help you through this difficult time. 132 00:06:05,252 --> 00:06:08,150 - [Kat Recording] Hello and welcome to "It's All About You" 133 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,248 with me, Kat Gateskill. 134 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,945 Chapter one, destiny is 135 00:06:14,045 --> 00:06:15,583 a three letter word. - I only smoke after sex. 136 00:06:15,683 --> 00:06:18,381 - [Kat Recording] Y-O-U. 137 00:06:18,481 --> 00:06:20,139 Are you ready to live a new life 138 00:06:20,239 --> 00:06:21,658 for the- - You just got fucked. 139 00:06:21,758 --> 00:06:23,097 - [Kat Recording] Are you ready to live a life 140 00:06:23,197 --> 00:06:26,254 filled with adventure and new horizons? 141 00:06:26,354 --> 00:06:30,070 Are you ready to break free and start really enjoying life? 142 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:48,514 (birds chirping) 143 00:06:48,614 --> 00:06:51,052 (phone dings) 144 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:56,327 (light dramatic music) 145 00:07:01,363 --> 00:07:03,801 (phone dings) 146 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:16,929 I've never been to Fiji, but I'd like to go there one day. 147 00:07:17,029 --> 00:07:19,247 They say that no man is an island. 148 00:07:19,347 --> 00:07:22,045 That's true, I'm not an island, 149 00:07:22,145 --> 00:07:24,303 I'm a continent and so are you. 150 00:07:25,901 --> 00:07:27,840 I sincerely hope that completing this 151 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:29,718 12 hour introduction course - Yes, yes. 152 00:07:29,818 --> 00:07:30,957 - [Kat Recording] Is just a first step 153 00:07:31,057 --> 00:07:32,635 on an exciting new journey. 154 00:07:32,735 --> 00:07:34,354 - Well you've locked me in a basement, so I doubt it! 155 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,351 - [Kat Recording] But for now, have a good afternoon. 156 00:07:37,451 --> 00:07:38,710 (Fran gasps) 157 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:41,887 And remember, you deserve it. 158 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:45,125 - Oh, thank god. 159 00:07:45,604 --> 00:07:47,542 - Hello and welcome to- - No, no shut up! 160 00:07:47,642 --> 00:07:49,641 Shut up, shut up! 161 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,569 Right, what have I got? - Are you ready to live 162 00:08:02,669 --> 00:08:04,487 a life filled with adventure. - Great, dog food. 163 00:08:04,587 --> 00:08:07,645 - And new horizons. - Oh god, not even Iams, 164 00:08:07,745 --> 00:08:09,243 the stingy cow. 165 00:08:09,343 --> 00:08:11,841 Right, this is 40% beef, meaty chunks, 166 00:08:11,941 --> 00:08:13,879 guaranteed glossy coats. 167 00:08:13,979 --> 00:08:14,958 Now I'm in. 168 00:08:15,058 --> 00:08:16,717 (Fran grunts) 169 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:18,815 I mean, how bad can it be? 170 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,152 - [Kat Recording] And the potential of you 171 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,750 for the beginning of living openly and courageously 172 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:26,848 in your own personal universe. 173 00:08:30,445 --> 00:08:33,122 - Right, you're not responding to my messages, 174 00:08:34,801 --> 00:08:38,877 but you will not be able to resist singing along to 175 00:08:39,996 --> 00:08:41,495 our karaoke song. 176 00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:43,413 I'll be Danny and the boys, obvs. 177 00:08:43,513 --> 00:08:45,951 (Jamie sings) 178 00:08:47,230 --> 00:08:51,007 ♪ Summer lovin', had me a blast ♪ 179 00:08:51,107 --> 00:08:54,444 ♪ Lo-lovin' happened so fast ♪ 180 00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:57,920 ♪ I met a girl crazy for me ♪ 181 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:01,477 ♪ Met a boy cute as can be ♪ 182 00:09:01,577 --> 00:09:04,555 ♪ Summer days drifting away ♪ 183 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,793 ♪ To uh, oh those summer nights ♪ 184 00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:09,191 ♪ Oh well, oh well, oh well oh ♪ 185 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,029 - [Kat Recording] The only person stopping you 186 00:09:11,129 --> 00:09:13,986 from going out there and getting everything you want, 187 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,384 everything you deserve. 188 00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:17,583 All it takes for you to break free- 189 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:18,742 - Yes, yes! - Is the believe that 190 00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:20,840 you can break free. - Come on! 191 00:09:21,999 --> 00:09:23,258 - [Kat Recording] Repeat after me. 192 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:26,016 I have trapped myself, I have trapped myself, 193 00:09:26,116 --> 00:09:27,494 I have trapped myself. 194 00:09:27,594 --> 00:09:29,013 (Fran groans) I can free myself. 195 00:09:29,113 --> 00:09:30,891 Come on, say it with me. 196 00:09:30,991 --> 00:09:34,648 I can free myself, I can free myself. 197 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:37,486 Do you ever get that feeling like you're trapped? 198 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,244 (metal clanging) 199 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:40,483 In your own- (Fran groans) 200 00:09:40,583 --> 00:09:42,321 Well, me too. 201 00:09:42,421 --> 00:09:44,779 Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in my own success. 202 00:09:46,058 --> 00:09:49,096 ♪ Those summer nights ♪ 203 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:55,790 - Okay, I was a little bit off on that key change, 204 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:59,806 so you will have to adjust your line accordingly. 205 00:10:01,525 --> 00:10:03,783 But, seriously mate, though, 206 00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:06,240 will you let me know that you're okay? 207 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,158 I miss you. 208 00:10:11,756 --> 00:10:14,333 (phone beeps) 209 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:17,031 (ominous music) 210 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:22,486 - [Kat Recording] I believe it was the late 211 00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:26,483 great Walt Disney who once said "If you can dream it, 212 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,081 you can do it." - That's my phone. 213 00:10:28,181 --> 00:10:30,159 Yes, Jamie, go in, go in, go in, get it, get it! 214 00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:32,677 (suspenseful music) 215 00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:35,794 (door rattling) 216 00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:37,893 Jamie, Jamie, behind you! 217 00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:41,350 (handle rattling) 218 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,747 - Jamie? (Jamie gasps) 219 00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:45,846 - Oh, Kat, you scared me. 220 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,104 Why have you got a gun? 221 00:10:48,204 --> 00:10:51,181 - Two women on their own out in the countryside, 222 00:10:51,281 --> 00:10:52,220 a big house like this. 223 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,899 Can't be too careful. 224 00:10:53,999 --> 00:10:55,497 - Yeah, I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep. 225 00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:59,653 I was just thinking about checking the windows 226 00:10:59,753 --> 00:11:02,051 were shut because I didn't want your office 227 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:04,150 to fill with bats. 228 00:11:06,268 --> 00:11:08,725 - Oh. (light dramatic music) 229 00:11:08,825 --> 00:11:13,781 - Night. 230 00:11:19,656 --> 00:11:23,552 (dramatic music) (gun clicks) 231 00:11:23,652 --> 00:11:26,630 (dramatic music) (gun clicks) 232 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:29,068 (water trickling) (birds chirping) 233 00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,746 - [Kat Recording] You're exploring the world. 234 00:11:30,846 --> 00:11:34,443 You're climbing every mountain and swimming every sea. 235 00:11:35,682 --> 00:11:40,398 (light dramatic music) (bag rustling) 236 00:11:43,075 --> 00:11:44,654 Get that feeling like you're trapped. 237 00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:46,173 - Right, what's for dessert? 238 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,889 Mutton, beef, baked beans? 239 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,608 - [Kat Recording] I can relate. 240 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:54,126 Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in my own success. 241 00:11:54,226 --> 00:11:56,244 - You utter bitch! - Anger is not your friend. 242 00:11:56,344 --> 00:12:01,139 - Bitch! (light dramatic music) 243 00:12:03,697 --> 00:12:05,795 - Oh, morning. 244 00:12:05,895 --> 00:12:07,894 Get back to sleep okay? 245 00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:12,769 (Kat sighs) 246 00:12:14,048 --> 00:12:16,046 Going somewhere? 247 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,785 - Sorry, Kat, I need to go and check that Fran's okay. 248 00:12:17,885 --> 00:12:20,263 - Oh, Jamie, how many times? 249 00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:22,341 She's on the other side of the world. 250 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:25,018 - Yeah, I think there's something seriously wrong. 251 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:29,255 - Fran doesn't want you to contact her ever again. 252 00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:32,092 She was very explicit about that. 253 00:12:32,192 --> 00:12:34,190 - I don't remember telling you that. 254 00:12:35,509 --> 00:12:38,167 - No, I just mean her soft launch, the way she behaved. 255 00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:40,685 She was basically saying "Fuck you". 256 00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:43,482 - Kat, listen, I just feel that something's not right. 257 00:12:43,582 --> 00:12:47,319 And I know Fran messed up, but whatever happens 258 00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:49,717 she'll always be my best friend. 259 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,275 And if I think she 260 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,834 might be in trouble. - Fran, Fran, Fran, Fran. 261 00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:55,232 Why do I have to keep hearing about fucking Fran? 262 00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:56,830 She's gone, you idiot! 263 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,949 (glass shattering) - Oh my god, Kat. 264 00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:01,047 - [Kat] Oh. 265 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,385 - Kat, you're bleeding. 266 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:06,422 - Oh, Jamie, I'm sorry, you're right. 267 00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:08,500 If you're worried about your friend, 268 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,297 you should go and check on her. 269 00:13:12,397 --> 00:13:14,055 - Thanks, Kat. 270 00:13:14,155 --> 00:13:17,013 - Maybe I could make you something yummy before you go. 271 00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:19,171 Don't want to send you off with an empty stomach. 272 00:13:19,271 --> 00:13:21,009 (light dramatic music) - Okay, a quick snack 273 00:13:21,109 --> 00:13:23,287 and then I've gotta go. 274 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,966 - Okay. 275 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,404 Well, you set the table and I'll throw something together. 276 00:13:27,504 --> 00:13:29,642 (light dramatic music continues) 277 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,819 (silverware clanging) 278 00:13:40,132 --> 00:13:43,030 - [Kat Recording] There's only the absence of success. 279 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:47,746 (light dramatic music continues) 280 00:13:47,846 --> 00:13:50,483 And you can try this exercise anywhere; in bed, 281 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,619 at a picnic with friends. 282 00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:57,717 Just take a deep breath 283 00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:03,352 and say I am in control. - The fuck is that? 284 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,988 (suspenseful music) Oh, my God. 285 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,325 Jamie, don't eat anything she gives you. 286 00:14:11,425 --> 00:14:12,604 Jamie, Jamie! - Everything else 287 00:14:12,704 --> 00:14:14,362 is welcome to be forgiven. 288 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:17,380 (suspenseful music) 289 00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:21,596 - Oh come on, think. - Climbing every mountain 290 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,274 and swimming every sea. - Think, think, think. 291 00:14:23,374 --> 00:14:25,153 (Fran sighs) - The best part? 292 00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:27,711 You're only just getting started. 293 00:14:27,811 --> 00:14:29,669 Let me ask you a question. 294 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,466 Can someone else suffer for you? 295 00:14:32,566 --> 00:14:35,304 Can someone else feel pleasure for you? 296 00:14:35,404 --> 00:14:39,161 How about, can someone achieve your goals for you? 297 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,278 - Hope you're hungry! 298 00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,533 - Oh. 299 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:48,972 (Jamie inhales) 300 00:14:49,072 --> 00:14:51,070 Smells great. 301 00:14:53,548 --> 00:14:56,965 - Jamie, you've forgotten my spoon. 302 00:14:57,065 --> 00:15:00,622 Honestly, if your head wasn't screwed on. 303 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,919 - [Kat Recording] That's the day you start living 304 00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:05,158 your life for you. 305 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,256 - [Fran] Here we go, yes! 306 00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:14,330 - Ah. (Jamie hums) 307 00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:19,165 (Kat slurps) 308 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:23,781 (Jamie hums) 309 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,800 - [Kat Recording] I want you to promise me 310 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,459 that you'll never say the words 311 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,957 "It was somebody else's fault" ever again. 312 00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:31,654 If you're not happy with your situation, 313 00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:36,011 it's nobody's fault but- (alarm beeping) 314 00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,448 - [Jamie] What's that? 315 00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,527 - Oh, don't worry, I think I know what's happened. 316 00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,625 You wait here. 317 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:51,817 (light dramatic music) (keys jingling) 318 00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:55,354 Where are you, Fran? 319 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:59,450 (light dramatic music continues) 320 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:07,603 (phone beeps) 321 00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:13,598 - Oh my... 322 00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:16,255 - [Kat Recording] I sincerely hope that completing 323 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:18,573 this 12 hour introductory course is just 324 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,810 the first step on an exciting- - Oh fuck, fuck. 325 00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:24,048 - [Kat Recording] But for now, it's goodbye from me. 326 00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,607 Kat Gateskill. 327 00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:29,424 With love, hugs, and bucket loads of positivity. 328 00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:35,518 You deserve it. - Okay, you wanna play, 329 00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:39,575 I'll fucking play. (suspenseful music) 330 00:16:43,971 --> 00:16:45,969 Jamie? 331 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,147 Jamie! 332 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:49,786 Oh, there you are. 333 00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:53,063 We have to go now, I think there might be an intruder. 334 00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,342 - What are you doing with this? 335 00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,420 - Have you been going through my office? 336 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,298 I can't believe you'd abuse my trust. 337 00:16:58,398 --> 00:16:59,657 - What have you done with Fran 338 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,256 and what are you doing with that shotgun? 339 00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:03,354 - I'll explain that later, but now we have to go. 340 00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:07,290 Why can't you just do what you're fucking told for once? 341 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:10,448 (women grunting) 342 00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:12,366 You were my best friend first. 343 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,464 She was just a new girl. 344 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,242 (Kat grunts) 345 00:17:16,342 --> 00:17:18,241 (suspenseful music) 346 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,798 (spray hisses) (Kat shrieks) 347 00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,236 - [Kat Recording] Are you ready to break free 348 00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:25,335 and start really enjoying life? 349 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:30,770 Here's a secret: you- (dramatic music) 350 00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:34,826 - [Kat] Jamie! 351 00:17:34,926 --> 00:17:37,684 (gun bangs) - Shit. 352 00:17:40,122 --> 00:17:42,060 - [Kat Recording] I want to open your mind, 353 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,418 just like you've opened this book. 354 00:17:44,518 --> 00:17:46,416 For an account on my website, 355 00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:49,213 look at the other side of this book. 356 00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:53,030 (suspenseful music continues) 357 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,691 - Shit. 358 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:20,586 (birds chirping) (suspenseful music) 359 00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:23,224 - Jamie. 360 00:18:23,324 --> 00:18:25,322 I just want to talk. 361 00:18:38,191 --> 00:18:43,026 (Fran grunts) (ground rustling) 362 00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:48,941 (light dramatic music) 363 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,429 Jamie. 364 00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:03,788 I know we can work this out, 365 00:19:03,888 --> 00:19:05,926 I just want what's best for you. 366 00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:08,304 - Jamie. 367 00:19:08,404 --> 00:19:10,402 Jamie. 368 00:19:14,399 --> 00:19:16,397 - [Kat] Jamie. 369 00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:21,293 Come on. (light dramatic music) 370 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,131 (Jamie groans) 371 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,410 Jamie? 372 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,208 (both giggling) 373 00:19:26,308 --> 00:19:27,247 (Fran hushes) - You're here! 374 00:19:27,347 --> 00:19:28,246 - Yes, I am. 375 00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:29,066 I've been here the whole time. 376 00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:29,765 - What? In the maze? 377 00:19:29,865 --> 00:19:31,324 - No. 378 00:19:31,424 --> 00:19:32,822 No, she locked me in the basement after the soft launch. 379 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:34,721 - Oh, Fran, I'm so sorry. 380 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:36,000 You were totally right. 381 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,398 - Yeah. - She's insane. 382 00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:38,957 She's trying to kill me. 383 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,476 - Listen, she had the house hooked up with cameras 384 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:42,234 and I saw everything. 385 00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,833 - Were you watching me on the toilet? 386 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,271 - Why would your mind go there first? 387 00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:47,370 - Okay, but were you though? 388 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,467 - No. 389 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,626 Really good to see you. 390 00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:53,384 - [Jamie] Oh, you too, mate. 391 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,622 - Okay. 392 00:19:55,722 --> 00:19:57,301 - Yeah. 393 00:19:57,401 --> 00:20:00,578 - [Fran] Let's get outta here. 394 00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:03,575 (gun bangs) (dramatic music) 395 00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:05,294 - Well isn't this perfect? 396 00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:08,211 Fran getting between me and Jamie yet again. 397 00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,130 - You've only got one shot left. 398 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,847 - Don't worry, this thing can rip through a car door. 399 00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,945 One shot's enough for the pair of you. 400 00:20:17,144 --> 00:20:20,341 Why couldn't you just be my friend, Jamie? 401 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,418 That's all I wanted. 402 00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:28,534 I became a multimillionaire, I put you up in a palace, 403 00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,551 I got my teeth fixed. 404 00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:36,546 And still, you're choosing her over me. 405 00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:39,784 - That's not exactly how friendship works though, is it? 406 00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:41,862 - People fucking died so we could be together. 407 00:20:41,962 --> 00:20:43,061 - Wait, what? 408 00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:45,419 - Oh, I'll tell you later. 409 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,097 - Wait, Kat. 410 00:20:47,197 --> 00:20:49,855 We can still be friends, we can all three be friends. 411 00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:52,612 I mean, three is a great number for friendship. 412 00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:54,331 The Three Amigos. 413 00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:56,769 Harry, Hermione, Ron, the Sugarbabes. 414 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,407 I know there were a lot of lineups, 415 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,905 but at base always just the three. 416 00:21:02,424 --> 00:21:04,122 - Wow. 417 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,120 You really mean that, Jamie? 418 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,120 The three of us? 419 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,218 - Definitely. 420 00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:12,535 - Sorry, Jamie, but three's a crowd. 421 00:21:17,211 --> 00:21:20,408 (light dramatic music) 422 00:21:21,287 --> 00:21:23,905 (Kat groans) 423 00:21:24,005 --> 00:21:25,863 - She poisoned the food, I knew it. 424 00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:27,102 - No, she poisoned your food. 425 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,501 I saw her do it. 426 00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:31,019 - I switched the bowls. (suspenseful music) 427 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,397 (Kat gasps) 428 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,491 - I'm sorry. 429 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,090 - [Fran] A bit late for that. 430 00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,648 - I know she's trying to kill us, 431 00:21:42,748 --> 00:21:45,726 but is it weird that I actually feel kind of bad for her? 432 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:48,443 I mean, her last words were "I'm sorry". 433 00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:49,562 - I'm sorry I didn't kill you both. 434 00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:50,761 (gun bangs) - Jesus! 435 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:52,919 (Kat groans) 436 00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,558 - (sighs) Still feeling sorry for her? 437 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:55,557 - Not at all, no. 438 00:21:55,657 --> 00:21:56,796 - No, shall we? 439 00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:58,035 - Yeah. - Yeah. 440 00:21:58,135 --> 00:21:58,994 Come on. - Come on. 441 00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:01,032 - Let's go. 442 00:22:01,132 --> 00:22:03,270 - [Jamie] So, just to recap... 443 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,269 - [Fran] How many more times? 444 00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:05,708 I did not see you take a dump. 445 00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:07,666 - [Jamie] Oh god, oh. 446 00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,145 Hang on, it's this way. - No, no, no, it's not. 447 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,224 This is way. 448 00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:11,623 I'm sure. - Oh no, come this way. 449 00:22:11,723 --> 00:22:12,902 - Oh, okay. - No, trust me, trust me. 450 00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:14,580 - [Jamie] Okay. 451 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,778 No, it's just it would kinda change the dynamic of things. 452 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,816 - [Fran] What, the dynamic of who's seen who do a poo? 453 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,854 - [Jamie] Yeah, I mean basically to even things up 454 00:22:21,954 --> 00:22:24,252 I'd have to then view you doing a poo. 455 00:22:24,352 --> 00:22:25,271 - [Fran] Well if we don't get out of here soon 456 00:22:25,351 --> 00:22:26,730 that's gonna become a reality. 457 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,688 - Oh, that's it. - Okay, this is the exit. 458 00:22:28,788 --> 00:22:30,786 Oh. - Oh, for God's sake. 459 00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:35,202 ♪ Summer lovin' had me a blast ♪ 460 00:22:35,302 --> 00:22:39,039 ♪ Summer lovin' happened so fast ♪ 461 00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:42,835 ♪ I met a girl crazy for me ♪ 462 00:22:42,935 --> 00:22:46,712 ♪ Met a boy cute as can be ♪ 463 00:22:46,812 --> 00:22:49,789 ♪ Summer days drifting away ♪ 464 00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:52,387 ♪ To uh, oh those summer nights ♪ 465 00:22:52,487 --> 00:22:54,505 ♪ Oh well, oh well, oh well oh, uh ♪ 466 00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:56,304 ♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♪ 467 00:22:56,404 --> 00:22:58,342 ♪ Did you get very far ♪ 468 00:22:58,442 --> 00:22:59,581 ♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♪ 469 00:22:59,681 --> 00:23:01,759 ♪ But does he have a car? ♪