1 00:00:02,124 --> 00:00:03,023 ♪ When you say goodbye ♪ 2 00:00:03,123 --> 00:00:05,101 ♪ Yes, that'll be the day ♪ 3 00:00:05,201 --> 00:00:07,020 ♪ When you make me cry ♪ 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,819 ♪ You say you're gonna leave ♪ 5 00:00:08,919 --> 00:00:10,497 ♪ You know it's a lie ♪ 6 00:00:10,597 --> 00:00:13,495 ♪ 'Cause that'll be the day ♪ 7 00:00:13,595 --> 00:00:14,854 ♪ When I die ♪ 8 00:00:14,954 --> 00:00:18,831 ('50s style rock n' roll music) 9 00:00:21,549 --> 00:00:22,488 - My break's only five minutes, 10 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:24,127 so let's make this quick, yeah? 11 00:00:24,227 --> 00:00:25,126 You're Pauline, right? 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,205 You want someone investigated. 13 00:00:26,305 --> 00:00:28,323 - Sorry, you're Jay? 14 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:29,682 What, are you 16? 15 00:00:29,782 --> 00:00:32,000 - What, you expecting an old guy with a raincoat? 16 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,299 No, this shit's just here so my mum doesn't wonder 17 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:34,598 how I'm affording my Yeezys. 18 00:00:34,698 --> 00:00:36,197 - Right, sorry, I thought I was hiring 19 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:39,035 a professional private investigator. 20 00:00:39,135 --> 00:00:40,034 I'm out. 21 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:41,033 - Your name's Fran, you're 50, 22 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:42,592 but you tell people you're 49. 23 00:00:42,692 --> 00:00:43,911 You have the same password for everything. 24 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,830 Bonzo22, first pet, I'm assuming, 25 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:49,167 and you have 14,338 points on your Sparks card. 26 00:00:50,606 --> 00:00:52,145 - Bonzo was my first girlfriend, actually. 27 00:00:52,245 --> 00:00:53,584 - (laughs) You had a girlfriend called Bonzo? 28 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:55,682 - It was the '90s! Different times. 29 00:00:56,761 --> 00:00:59,819 This is the mark, Kat Gaitskill. 30 00:00:59,919 --> 00:01:02,297 Fancies herself as some kind of self-help guru. 31 00:01:02,397 --> 00:01:03,935 - This is all I need. 32 00:01:04,035 --> 00:01:06,454 - I need a thorough job, bruv. 33 00:01:06,554 --> 00:01:09,012 I'm telling you, I need some serious dirt on this woman. 34 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:11,370 - Listen, fam, first thing you learn in this game 35 00:01:11,470 --> 00:01:13,168 is everyone's got nasty shit in their closet. 36 00:01:13,268 --> 00:01:14,807 No exceptions. 37 00:01:14,907 --> 00:01:16,686 Whatever it is Kat lady's hiding, I'll find it. 38 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,164 That's why I'm the best in the biz. 39 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:19,923 - I believe you, bro. 40 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:21,602 - Hey, Jay! 41 00:01:21,702 --> 00:01:25,219 One Mungo Mischief, two Smarty Pants, one Nutcase, Pronto! 42 00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:27,157 - Laters. 43 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,256 - Cheers, my mandem. 44 00:01:30,055 --> 00:01:33,353 ♪ 'Cause that'll be the day ♪ 45 00:01:33,453 --> 00:01:34,791 ♪ When I die ♪ 46 00:01:34,891 --> 00:01:37,150 (dramatic booming) (gun cocking) 47 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,667 (Fran whistling) 48 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,305 - I'm so glad we went with a polyfiber shovel. 49 00:01:43,405 --> 00:01:45,183 I mean, yes, stainless steel is a little bit sexier, 50 00:01:45,283 --> 00:01:47,142 but you know, this one really, really 51 00:01:47,242 --> 00:01:48,141 helps the old back out. 52 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,219 - Fran, are you all right? 53 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,059 - Well, of course I am. 54 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,157 Why wouldn't I be? 55 00:01:54,676 --> 00:01:56,854 - This is our last job, end of an era. 56 00:01:56,954 --> 00:02:01,011 I thought you might be, I don't know, upset? 57 00:02:01,111 --> 00:02:02,810 Not that I want that, obviously. 58 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:03,649 - Oh, mate, of course I'm upset. 59 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:04,888 Of course I'm upset. 60 00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:07,006 You know, devastated, but you know, 61 00:02:07,106 --> 00:02:08,085 at the same time, I've been thinking, 62 00:02:08,185 --> 00:02:09,724 and maybe you're right. 63 00:02:09,824 --> 00:02:12,002 Maybe it's time for us to do our own thing for awhile. 64 00:02:12,102 --> 00:02:13,042 You know? 65 00:02:13,142 --> 00:02:14,640 We're off on new adventures. 66 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,918 I'm gonna go to Japan, you're gonna work with Kat 67 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:20,116 and to be honest, I'm really excited for us. 68 00:02:20,216 --> 00:02:22,794 - That is good, because I'm really excited for us, too. 69 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:25,472 - Well, then, I'm excited that both of us are excited. 70 00:02:25,572 --> 00:02:27,570 - Definitely. - Yeah! 71 00:02:28,569 --> 00:02:30,508 - And all that stuff you were saying 72 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,146 about Kat's evil plan to steal me away. 73 00:02:33,246 --> 00:02:34,864 - Come on, you know, we were trapped in a coffin. 74 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:36,463 I didn't know what I was saying. 75 00:02:36,563 --> 00:02:39,381 Kat is great and obviously, there were difficulties 76 00:02:39,481 --> 00:02:41,020 at the beginning, I'm not gonna lie, 77 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,538 but you don't get to be best friends immediately. 78 00:02:43,638 --> 00:02:45,976 You like her, and I'm sure I'm gonna like her too. 79 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:48,074 - Yeah. 80 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:51,412 I think you need to get to know Kat a little bit better. 81 00:02:51,512 --> 00:02:53,010 - You know, you're right. 82 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:57,607 I can't wait to get to know everything about her. (chuckles) 83 00:02:57,707 --> 00:02:59,285 (gentle music) 84 00:02:59,385 --> 00:03:00,964 (door banging) 85 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:02,283 - So let me get this straight. 86 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,681 You want a refund, 'cause you don't think 87 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:07,559 she cares enough about your feelings? 88 00:03:07,659 --> 00:03:09,517 (chuckles) I sold you Thai bride, mate, 89 00:03:09,617 --> 00:03:11,116 not a therapist. (laughs) 90 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:15,713 (dramatic whooshing) (typewriter clacking) 91 00:03:15,813 --> 00:03:16,872 Dickhead. 92 00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:19,889 (ethereal music) Oy! 93 00:03:21,528 --> 00:03:22,787 The fuck's going on up there? 94 00:03:22,887 --> 00:03:24,586 I'm the fucking buzz of this shithole. 95 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:26,784 Now get stuck into my deep tissue 96 00:03:26,884 --> 00:03:28,303 or I'll have you shipped back to Laos 97 00:03:28,403 --> 00:03:30,501 before you can say namaste. 98 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,340 (footsteps creaking) 99 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,378 What the? Oh, fuck! 100 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:37,156 (ethereal music) 101 00:03:42,592 --> 00:03:45,190 (cart rattling) 102 00:03:49,426 --> 00:03:52,644 (Siobhan yelling) 103 00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:55,382 (ethereal music) 104 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:00,877 ♪ Seas ♪ 105 00:04:00,977 --> 00:04:01,837 ♪ Everybody ♪ - Well, that was one 106 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:02,796 of our slicker extractions. 107 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,435 - Definitely. 108 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,494 Oh, by the way, great chat on the footwear, chum. 109 00:04:05,574 --> 00:04:07,072 I mean, the grip of those things. 110 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:08,791 - Insane, right? 111 00:04:08,891 --> 00:04:10,909 I know it's taken us awhile, but I really think 112 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:13,188 we've got this whole hitman thing down. 113 00:04:13,288 --> 00:04:14,946 It's so nice to go out on a high. 114 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,265 - Yeah, definitely. 115 00:04:16,365 --> 00:04:18,304 ♪ Some of them want to be abused ♪ 116 00:04:18,404 --> 00:04:19,822 - Ooh, Fran, almost forgot. 117 00:04:19,922 --> 00:04:22,141 I got you a little something. 118 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:24,978 - What? That is so cute! 119 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:26,337 A little gun earring. 120 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:29,095 Ah, that's gonna go with absolutely everything. 121 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:30,414 - It's just to say good luck in Japan, 122 00:04:30,514 --> 00:04:32,972 and thanks for the last 20 years. 123 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,930 - And I've got you something. 124 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:38,568 - Fran, I really hope you haven't gone all out, 125 00:04:38,668 --> 00:04:42,005 because honestly, I'll be happy with a voucher for Next, 126 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:43,844 or a nice bottle of fizz, or a packet 127 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:45,403 of heavy duty rubber gloves. 128 00:04:45,503 --> 00:04:47,481 - Yes, because our friendship is durable, 129 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:49,639 and also, water resistant. 130 00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:51,398 - Didn't we buy these in the shop this morning? 131 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,037 - Yes, we did. 132 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:54,376 Full disclosure, didn't know we were doing presents. 133 00:04:54,456 --> 00:04:55,635 I will buy you a drink at Kat's do. 134 00:04:55,735 --> 00:04:57,553 - It's a free bar, but thanks. 135 00:04:57,653 --> 00:05:00,551 I'm so chuffed you're coming to the soft launch. 136 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:02,709 Kat made me promise to bring you. 137 00:05:02,809 --> 00:05:05,627 - Can we please stop referring to it as a soft launch? 138 00:05:05,727 --> 00:05:06,646 - That's what it's called when you throw 139 00:05:06,726 --> 00:05:08,225 a party for a new book. 140 00:05:08,325 --> 00:05:10,743 I'm gonna have to get used to all this new lingo. 141 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,341 - Yeah, well, it just makes me think of a guy 142 00:05:12,441 --> 00:05:14,540 in Timberlands firing a party balloon off his cock. 143 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,859 (device beeps) It's all right, I got it. 144 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,937 There we go. 145 00:05:18,037 --> 00:05:19,216 It's from Jay. 146 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:20,455 Got important info for you. 147 00:05:20,555 --> 00:05:22,134 Will call you ASAP. 148 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,093 What's that all about? 149 00:05:23,193 --> 00:05:25,251 - Oh, just some Japan admin. 150 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:26,890 Jay is Mr. V's assistant. 151 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:28,029 I'm flying really early in the morning. 152 00:05:28,109 --> 00:05:29,488 So he's helping me out. 153 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:30,447 So where are we gonna do this? 154 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,886 The canal, the old favourite? 155 00:05:31,986 --> 00:05:34,284 - Canal? Mate, this is our last hit. 156 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:36,922 Don't we wanna go out with a bit more pizazz? 157 00:05:37,022 --> 00:05:37,882 - [Fran] All right, go on, then. 158 00:05:37,982 --> 00:05:39,280 - Ooh, how 'bout the hospital? 159 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,279 - No, I don't like the new incinerator. 160 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:42,518 There's something about that crank shaft 161 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:43,477 that's a little bit stiff. 162 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,036 - Ooh, a little bit stiff? 163 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,974 A little bit stiff? - Yes, I did, I got that. 164 00:05:49,053 --> 00:05:50,592 - Oh, hang on, Fran. 165 00:05:50,692 --> 00:05:52,750 I've got the perfect place. 166 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:55,708 ♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪ 167 00:05:55,808 --> 00:05:58,945 ♪ Sweet dreams are made of these ♪ 168 00:05:59,045 --> 00:06:02,662 ♪ Who am I to disagree ♪ 169 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,141 ♪ I traveled the world ♪ 170 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:06,579 ♪ And the seven seas ♪ 171 00:06:06,679 --> 00:06:10,816 ♪ Everybody's looking for something ♪ 172 00:06:10,916 --> 00:06:12,614 ♪ Sweet dreams ♪ (door banging) 173 00:06:12,714 --> 00:06:14,893 - (chuckles) Still not ringing any bells? 174 00:06:14,993 --> 00:06:15,772 - Mm. 175 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:17,870 - You'll kick yourself. 176 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:19,209 - God this is- 177 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:20,528 - Where we did our first hit. 178 00:06:20,628 --> 00:06:21,527 - [Both] The guy with the glasses. 179 00:06:21,627 --> 00:06:22,407 - Yes. - Nice lad. 180 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,685 - Such a sweetie. 181 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,484 - God, do you remember the nerves, Fran? 182 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:27,882 - God, we were so scared. 183 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:29,761 We couldn't even hold our guns straight. 184 00:06:29,861 --> 00:06:31,360 I mean, no wonder he got away. 185 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,358 - If only those two plonkers could see us now. 186 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,317 (door bangs) 187 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:37,735 (bright adventure music) 188 00:06:40,173 --> 00:06:42,171 - Nothing's changed. 189 00:06:42,891 --> 00:06:44,549 Is there anything in that bag she can use? 190 00:06:44,649 --> 00:06:45,629 - I don't think so. 191 00:06:45,729 --> 00:06:49,046 (bright adventure music) 192 00:06:51,684 --> 00:06:53,722 - Yes! (chuckles) 193 00:06:55,561 --> 00:06:57,060 ♪ Thunder in my chest ♪ 194 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,539 ♪ Mm, stick in my throat ♪ 195 00:06:58,639 --> 00:06:59,897 - So what did we do when the guy 196 00:06:59,997 --> 00:07:01,776 with glasses got away? ♪ Pulling me down ♪ 197 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:02,695 ♪ Like a rumble in the ground ♪ 198 00:07:02,795 --> 00:07:04,374 - Hmm. 199 00:07:04,474 --> 00:07:05,633 Didn't we find him with his legs stuck in a drain? 200 00:07:05,713 --> 00:07:07,212 - Oh, yeah. Ooh, I've broken my ankle. 201 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:08,571 - I think you've got bigger problems 202 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,528 than that, mate. (laughs) 203 00:07:11,628 --> 00:07:13,627 (metallic clanging) Fuck! 204 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:15,725 - Okay, there might've been a spare gun in that bag. 205 00:07:15,825 --> 00:07:17,004 - Oh, you think? (bangs) 206 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,043 ♪ Big bomb body ♪ 207 00:07:19,143 --> 00:07:21,121 ♪ Lonely neck ♪ 208 00:07:21,221 --> 00:07:22,999 ♪ Swear it was a woman ♪ - Get in here! 209 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:25,078 - God, that was close. ♪ That he had in his grip ♪ 210 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,397 - Weirdly, I am gonna miss this. 211 00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:27,956 ♪ Big vibrations, yeah ♪ 212 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,594 ♪ Just one glance ♪ 213 00:07:29,694 --> 00:07:31,673 ♪ He's gonna blow my mind ♪ 214 00:07:31,773 --> 00:07:33,032 ♪ He's gonna make me wanna ♪ 215 00:07:33,132 --> 00:07:34,510 ♪ Make me wanna, oh ♪ 216 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:36,349 ♪ Johnny got a boom boom ♪ 217 00:07:36,449 --> 00:07:37,948 ♪ Johnny got a bam ♪ 218 00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:40,786 ♪ He got a ♪ (gunshots blasting) 219 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:43,663 - Oy! How 'bout you let me go? 220 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,822 - Uh, well, this is our final job together, 221 00:07:45,922 --> 00:07:47,101 so it's sort of sentimental value, 222 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,199 and can't put a price on that. 223 00:07:50,198 --> 00:07:52,197 - 100 grand? - 100 grand? 224 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:54,175 - No! 225 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:58,951 - Plus, I'll throw in two lifetime spa passes. 226 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,609 - Complimentary skin care products. 227 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:02,928 - I ain't made of money. 228 00:08:03,028 --> 00:08:04,327 - We're prepared to compromise. 229 00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:06,286 - No, it's a hard no. 230 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:11,222 (gunshots blasting) (upbeat punk rock music) 231 00:08:12,221 --> 00:08:13,480 You can run, but you can't hide. 232 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,578 - Well, she can hide. - Yeah, thank you. 233 00:08:17,337 --> 00:08:20,355 (upbeat punk rock music) 234 00:08:20,455 --> 00:08:22,873 ♪ You got a reaction ♪ (gunshots blasting) 235 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:24,152 - Flank her. 236 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:26,790 ♪ You got a reaction didn't, you ♪ 237 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:30,387 ♪ You took a white orchid ♪ 238 00:08:30,487 --> 00:08:33,185 ♪ You took a white orchid turned it blue ♪ 239 00:08:33,285 --> 00:08:36,542 ♪ Something better than nothing ♪ 240 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:39,620 ♪ Something better than nothing, it's giving up ♪ 241 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,777 ♪ We all need to do something ♪ 242 00:08:42,877 --> 00:08:45,975 ♪ Try and keep the truth from showing up ♪ 243 00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:49,732 ♪ Away ♪ (upbeat music) 244 00:08:49,832 --> 00:08:51,830 - Why are you doing a wanking sign? 245 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,967 ♪ Get behind me ♪ (phone rings) 246 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:57,885 - Ooh, Jay. ♪ Get behind me now, anyway ♪ 247 00:08:57,985 --> 00:08:59,084 - Give it to me, fam. 248 00:08:59,184 --> 00:08:59,964 What's Kat into? 249 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:01,882 Is it weird sex stuff? 250 00:09:01,982 --> 00:09:02,841 Money laundering or- - Listen. 251 00:09:02,941 --> 00:09:04,880 I've never had this before. 252 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:06,439 - You're ruining our last job. 253 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:07,518 (gunshot blasts) 254 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:08,597 - What was that? - It's nothing. 255 00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:09,956 It's weird sex stuff, isn't it? 256 00:09:10,056 --> 00:09:11,675 Please tell me it's weird sex stuff. 257 00:09:11,775 --> 00:09:13,433 - There's nothing. 258 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:14,992 - What do you mean, nothing? 259 00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:16,271 - I mean, she's literally got nothing on her. 260 00:09:16,371 --> 00:09:17,950 She's whiter than mountain biking, bruv. 261 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,868 This Kat lady doesn't have a parking ticket to her name. 262 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,787 - Yeah, you need to keep digging, okay? 263 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,425 - I've looked at everything, trust me. 264 00:09:23,525 --> 00:09:25,144 There's a handful of not so very profitable companies 265 00:09:25,244 --> 00:09:26,463 alongside the self-help business, 266 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:28,861 but nothing that's even close to dirt. 267 00:09:28,961 --> 00:09:30,180 I'll send you through my file in a bit, 268 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,619 but I doubt there's anything you can use. 269 00:09:31,719 --> 00:09:33,338 I'm sorry, yeah? 270 00:09:33,438 --> 00:09:34,377 Oi! 271 00:09:34,477 --> 00:09:36,475 Do not make me bar you, bro. 272 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:38,214 (dramatic adventure music) 273 00:09:38,314 --> 00:09:41,691 (gunshots blasting) 274 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,469 (dramatic music) 275 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,521 - Where's the other Muppet? 276 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:55,800 (Fran clears throat) 277 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,159 - Hello, Siobhan. 278 00:09:57,259 --> 00:10:00,516 (dramatic music) 279 00:10:00,616 --> 00:10:02,715 - This is it? I can't believe it. 280 00:10:02,815 --> 00:10:04,473 It's our final hit. 281 00:10:04,573 --> 00:10:05,712 - Guess so. 282 00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:08,710 (Siobhan whimpers) 283 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:09,909 This isn't right, Jamie, I'm sorry. 284 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,907 I've not been honest with you. 285 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:14,825 I feel shit about all this, I do. 286 00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:17,863 I feel angry and I feel jealous. 287 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:20,401 I have these crazy thoughts in my head about Kat, 288 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:23,458 and I think it's just been easier for me 289 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:25,137 to blame somebody else than accept the fact 290 00:10:25,237 --> 00:10:27,775 that you and I doing everything together 291 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,874 all the time just had to come to an end. 292 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,851 - I'm so glad you said something, mate. 293 00:10:32,951 --> 00:10:34,730 To be honest, I've been kind of bummed out 294 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:36,828 you seemed so fine with it. 295 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:40,765 I've been putting on a bit of a show today, too. 296 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:42,723 I'm gagging it. 297 00:10:42,823 --> 00:10:45,281 What am I gonna do without you to fall back on? 298 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:48,139 What if I'm really, really bad at the new job? 299 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:50,677 Maybe I should just come to Japan. 300 00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:52,875 - No, because you're gonna smash it. 301 00:10:52,975 --> 00:10:54,974 I know you are, I know it. 302 00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,192 Kat is so lucky to have you. 303 00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,989 Plus you need a break from boring old Professor Snape here. 304 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:02,348 - Hang on. 305 00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:03,667 Was he the beardy guy that kept inviting kids 306 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,306 back to his cottage? 307 00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:07,744 - No, mate, that's Hagrid, and he's more of a handyman 308 00:11:07,844 --> 00:11:10,342 than a professor, but it doesn't matter. 309 00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:11,941 Let it go. 310 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,899 - It really says a lot that after all this time, 311 00:11:13,999 --> 00:11:16,037 we can still be so honest with each other. 312 00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:23,592 (heartfelt orchestral music) ("At Last") 313 00:11:24,911 --> 00:11:27,728 - Come on, you. Let's go to Kat's party. 314 00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:28,608 - Soft launch. 315 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,786 - Don't say soft launch. 316 00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:33,644 God, I completely forgot. 317 00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:34,883 (gunshot blasts) (wound squelches) 318 00:11:34,983 --> 00:11:36,401 Well remembered. 319 00:11:36,501 --> 00:11:38,720 - Ooh, now, what are you gonna wear to Kat's do? 320 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,757 ♪ At last ♪ 321 00:11:41,857 --> 00:11:45,714 (dramatic banging) (gun cocking) 322 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:48,792 (dramatic banging) (gun cocking) 323 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:53,768 ♪ Blue skies smiling at me ♪ 324 00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:57,185 ♪ Nothing but blue skies ♪ 325 00:11:57,285 --> 00:11:59,484 ♪ Do I see ♪ 326 00:12:01,362 --> 00:12:02,981 ♪ Bluebirds ♪ - I keep forgetting 327 00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,779 how ridiculously big Kat's place is. 328 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,418 - I know, right? 329 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,456 There are rooms in here even I haven't been in. 330 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,974 (door clicking) 331 00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:12,733 I haven't even given hedge maze a try yet. 332 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,092 - Hedge maze? 333 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,370 Who does she think she is, Anne Boleyn? 334 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:19,408 - Who'd have thought my flat being demolished 335 00:12:19,508 --> 00:12:22,246 would turn out to be kinda great? 336 00:12:22,346 --> 00:12:24,524 Must be all the positive karma I'm putting out in the world. 337 00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:25,763 - Hi, guys. 338 00:12:25,863 --> 00:12:26,842 Hello. 339 00:12:26,942 --> 00:12:29,080 Thank you for coming. 340 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,759 Aw. 341 00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:34,836 Jamie, you look amazing. 342 00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:35,955 - Yay! 343 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,394 Sorry we're late. 344 00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:39,432 The job took a bit longer than expected. 345 00:12:39,532 --> 00:12:41,311 - Yeah, well, last day you're working together, 346 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,669 lots of emotions, I imagine. 347 00:12:43,769 --> 00:12:45,308 Fran, Japan? 348 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,406 I think they'll really get you over there. 349 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,204 Jamie, there's some people I'd like you to meet. 350 00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:51,743 Fran, there's a free bar. 351 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,541 So feel free to get stuck in. 352 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:55,340 No spirits, I'm afraid, but I'm sure 353 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,678 they could dig something out if you're really desperate. 354 00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:04,433 - There's no seafood in this, is there? 355 00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:06,731 - No. 356 00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:08,829 - Hmm. 357 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:14,505 (group laughing) 358 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:23,158 - So how do you know Kat? 359 00:13:23,258 --> 00:13:24,557 You work in publishing or? 360 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:26,116 - Oh, no. 361 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,475 But it's an interesting story. 362 00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:28,794 We were at school together- 363 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,892 - Sorry, I've seen someone I know. 364 00:13:34,409 --> 00:13:36,787 (man spitting) 365 00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:41,644 - The waitress said there wasn't any seafood in it. (vomits) 366 00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:45,341 (light music) 367 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:49,598 (people chattering in the distance) 368 00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:58,491 (gentle music) 369 00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:00,589 - Oh, please. 370 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,545 (muffled jazzy music) 371 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:27,228 (pages rustling) 372 00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:28,427 - [Jamie] What you doing hiding in here? 373 00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,146 - Bloody hell, Jamie, you scared me. 374 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,104 - Come on, I'll introduce you to Kat's friends. 375 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,143 - Oh, no, I'm fine, honestly. 376 00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:36,421 I'm old enough to have met everybody I need to in my life. 377 00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:38,180 - You'll love them, I promise you. 378 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,218 - Ah, that's what you said about Magic Mike Live, 379 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:41,857 and then I ended up with some guy's balls 380 00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:43,535 on my shoulder for an hour and a half. 381 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:46,073 (light music) 382 00:14:51,989 --> 00:14:54,027 - Ah, Jamie, there you are. 383 00:14:55,106 --> 00:14:57,105 - Hi. 384 00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:01,082 - Sorry, everyone, this is Fran, 385 00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:03,580 Jamie's colleague, former colleague. 386 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:11,154 I'm wanted. 387 00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:13,252 Jamie, come with me. 388 00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:20,566 - Whoo, gosh, it is so hot. 389 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,782 (glass clinking) 390 00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:28,740 - Ladies and gents, two words. 391 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,898 Kat Gaitskill. 392 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,177 Come inside, everybody. 393 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,895 (heels clacking) 394 00:15:34,995 --> 00:15:36,994 - Yeah, yeah, bye. 395 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:40,591 I've got two words. 396 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,688 - Wow. 397 00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,287 Wow. 398 00:15:45,387 --> 00:15:47,965 Thank you, thank you so much for coming 399 00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:52,481 to the soft launch of my new book, "I Am in Control." 400 00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:55,799 (crowd claps) 401 00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:57,877 Thank you, thank you. 402 00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:00,915 I don't suppose the turnout has anything whatsoever 403 00:16:01,015 --> 00:16:02,833 to do with the free food. (laughs) 404 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,451 (crowd laughs) 405 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:11,067 No, but seriously, my success means nothing 406 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,345 without the people I love. 407 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:14,984 - [Crowd] Aww. 408 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:19,480 - And I feel so lucky for my success and for my talent, 409 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:24,257 for my lovely home, sure, but most of all, 410 00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:28,254 I feel lucky because the universe has finally blessed me 411 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,472 with the only thing that really matters, 412 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,828 a friendship that I know will last forever. 413 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:41,064 My roomie, my confidant, my new colleague, Jamie. 414 00:16:42,303 --> 00:16:43,801 Come on, come up here, Jamie. 415 00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:44,761 (crowd claps) (phone beeping) 416 00:16:44,861 --> 00:16:45,580 Come up here, come on, Jamie. 417 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,439 Come on. 418 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,917 Don't be shy. 419 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:50,516 Jamie, everyone. 420 00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:51,595 Okay. 421 00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:54,933 So, no, not up, just there. 422 00:16:56,691 --> 00:16:57,431 (water trickling) 423 00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:58,750 - No fucking way. 424 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,308 - So I would like to propose a toast. 425 00:17:01,408 --> 00:17:02,827 - Ooh, um, sorry, excuse me. 426 00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:04,185 Oop, sorry. 427 00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:06,304 I'd like to propose a little toast myself, 428 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:08,142 if that's okay, Kat. 429 00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:09,941 Hmm? 430 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:11,620 - Yeah, sure. 431 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,417 - I think we all know that Kat is being rather modest. 432 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:17,735 Luck has absolutely nothing to do with her success. 433 00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:20,253 No, everything she's achieved she's done 434 00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:23,151 through a mixture of hard work and dedication, 435 00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:26,568 and careful planning. 436 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:27,567 - Here, here. 437 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,666 - Thank you, you're very kind. 438 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:31,964 - The same, of course, true 439 00:17:32,064 --> 00:17:34,722 for Kat's friendship with Jamie, right? 440 00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,001 Was it luck, for example, 441 00:17:36,101 --> 00:17:38,119 that brought Jamie back into Kat's life? 442 00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:41,916 Or was it the fact that Kat owns the company 443 00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:44,014 that bulldozed Jamie's flat? 444 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,070 I was expecting a bit of a gasp or something there, guys, 445 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,828 if I'm honest. 446 00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,147 - Fran, what are you talking about? 447 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:54,826 - It's true. 448 00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:56,585 Kat own the company that made you homeless, Jamie. 449 00:17:56,685 --> 00:17:58,143 Bit of a coincidence, yeah? 450 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,902 It all adds up. Just think about it. 451 00:18:00,002 --> 00:18:01,501 You know, she gets you out of your gaffe, 452 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,539 she invites you into her swanky new mansion 453 00:18:03,639 --> 00:18:05,338 so you can buddy up to you, and hey, oh, 454 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:08,375 I'm out in the cold like a hooling great bellend. 455 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:09,694 - How do you know all this? 456 00:18:09,794 --> 00:18:11,493 - Because I hired a private investigator. 457 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:14,211 (crowd gasps) - What? That gets a gasp? 458 00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:15,050 Really? 459 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,409 - You did what? 460 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,168 - I was worried about you, Jamie. 461 00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:20,006 Who knows what Kat's really up to. 462 00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:21,885 You know, it's like that German bloke 463 00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:24,283 who befriended that other bloke and then invited him round 464 00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:25,682 and paid him to eat his own dick. 465 00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:26,581 That actually happened, by the way. 466 00:18:26,661 --> 00:18:28,480 You can look that up. 467 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,879 That's not the same as this, obviously. 468 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,837 That, it's different, but you get my point, 469 00:18:31,937 --> 00:18:35,035 which is she's been lying this whole time. 470 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,553 - Jamie, it's true. 471 00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:39,911 A company I own did acquire your building 472 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:43,288 and demolish it, but I had no idea you lived there. 473 00:18:44,647 --> 00:18:46,546 And as soon as I found out at the reunion, 474 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:49,223 I did everything I could to try and make it better. 475 00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:51,861 But I should've been totally honest with you, 476 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:55,538 and the fact that I wasn't, I will regret 477 00:18:55,638 --> 00:18:57,637 until the day I die. 478 00:18:58,316 --> 00:19:00,315 I'm so sorry. 479 00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:03,632 Can you forgive me? 480 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,109 - Come on. 481 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:10,207 - What? 482 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:11,486 - [Crowd] Aw. 483 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:13,125 - Wow. 484 00:19:13,225 --> 00:19:15,483 You think you know everything about emotional growth, 485 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,841 and then, hmm. 486 00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:19,280 - She admitted it. 487 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,239 Did you hear that? 488 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:21,079 She admitted everything. 489 00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:22,398 She admitted she lied. 490 00:19:22,498 --> 00:19:23,677 I know she did some lovely things 491 00:19:23,777 --> 00:19:25,235 to cover it all up and blah, blah, blah, 492 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:28,832 but a lie is a lie forever, ladies and gentlemen. 493 00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:30,931 - I think you should go, Fran. 494 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,689 - Jamie. 495 00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:46,419 (footsteps shuffling) 496 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,517 - You okay? (cardboard stand banging) 497 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:54,892 Ooh, I think someone hit the free bar too hard. (laughs) 498 00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:57,710 (crowd chuckles) 499 00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:01,527 (door banging) 500 00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:04,345 (birds chirping) 501 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,242 - Oh, God, I'm going, I'm promise, I'm going. 502 00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:12,398 - Fran, I've come out here to ask you to stay. 503 00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:15,236 This is all just a silly misunderstanding. 504 00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:17,474 - I accused you of cannibalism. 505 00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:20,192 - Yeah, okay, that was kinda crazy, 506 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:21,991 but I totally get it. 507 00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:24,549 You're worried about Jamie, but honestly, 508 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:26,108 you've done me a huge favour. 509 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,546 I've been feeling so guilty about Jamie's flat, 510 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:33,462 and now I feel like a huge weight's been lifted. 511 00:20:33,562 --> 00:20:35,580 Come on, Fran, you're going away tomorrow. 512 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,679 Do you really want to leave things like this? 513 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,796 (soft rock music) 514 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,511 (door banging) 515 00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:55,005 (crowd chattering) 516 00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:56,644 - I thought the party was out here. 517 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:59,202 - Poor thing wanted to be on her own. 518 00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:01,300 She's downstairs in my meditation studio. 519 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,117 ♪ I should've told you ♪ 520 00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:07,475 ♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪ 521 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:09,434 ♪ Careful what you wish for ♪ 522 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,833 ♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪ 523 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:15,209 - Nearly there. ♪ I know who you are ♪ 524 00:21:17,927 --> 00:21:21,345 - Ah, bloody thing's on the blink again. 525 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:24,922 ♪ How you came to be, yeah ♪ 526 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:32,256 ♪ Ooh ♪ (lock beeping) 527 00:21:32,356 --> 00:21:35,813 - Jamie, I've got someone here to see you. 528 00:21:35,913 --> 00:21:37,452 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - Jamie? 529 00:21:37,552 --> 00:21:39,550 Jamie, I just came to say sorry, mate. 530 00:21:41,189 --> 00:21:42,528 Jamie? 531 00:21:42,628 --> 00:21:44,247 (tense music) 532 00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:47,065 (dramatic music) 533 00:21:49,263 --> 00:21:51,661 (eerie music) 534 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,835 (object smacking) (Fran thudding) 535 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:03,432 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 536 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:07,229 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 537 00:22:07,329 --> 00:22:09,907 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 538 00:22:10,007 --> 00:22:11,825 ♪ But you must try ♪ 539 00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,584 ♪ Try and try ♪ 540 00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:16,502 ♪ Try and try ♪ 541 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:21,098 ♪ You succeed at last ♪ 542 00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:24,575 ♪ Mm, hmm, hmm ♪ 543 00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:26,214 ♪ Ooh yeah ♪ 544 00:22:26,314 --> 00:22:29,651 ♪ You can get it if you really want ♪ 545 00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:32,909 ♪ You can get it if your really want ♪