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<i>[choral music playing]</i>

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<i>[church bell tolling]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Kathleen Scarlett Mularkey.</i>
<i>The hell do you think you're doing?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Don't tell Mom.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Only if you give me a drag.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Where did you get this?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Stole it from Mom's purse.</i>
<i>I think she might be drunk.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, yeah,</i>
<i>we got drunk together this morning.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[sighs] Damn it. I wish I was drunk…</i>

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{\an8}<i>I just saw Tully.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What? When?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Like… right out front,</i>
<i>like, ten minutes ago.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Did you talk to her?</i>

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{\an8}<i>No.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm pretty sure she left.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You okay?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, I mean…</i>

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{\an8}<i>I don't want to think about it.</i>
<i>Today's about Dad.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah. Yeah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I can't believe Dad's gone.</i>
<i>It doesn't seem real.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I sat out on the lawn last night</i>
<i>with the old telescope…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Kept hearing his voice in my head.</i>

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{\an8}<i>"Katie bear, get your butt out here</i>
<i>and look at the moon!"</i>

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{\an8}<i>[door closes]</i>

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{\an8}<i>-[chuckles] It's gonna be full tomorrow…</i>
<i>-Nice.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-[Bud] Huh?</i>
<i>-Mmm.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Perfect.</i>
<i>-Huh.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Tully and her mom are coming over</i>
<i>to help trim the tree.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Tully was saying Cloud's,</i>
<i>like, way into the moon.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[scoffs, chuckles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>-What kind of name's Cloud?</i>
<i>-Dad. Be nice.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[sighs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>You can tell her</i>
<i>a piece of you is up there.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm just one of the people that worked</i>
<i>at the factory that built the rover, okay?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Something you touched</i>
<i>is on another planet.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I mean, I know it's not a planet,</i>
<i>but how many people can say that?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You're a knucklehead, you know that?</i>
<i>-Yeah, I know.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hey, you two.</i>

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{\an8}<i>There she is.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Hey.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You all right? You look kind of flushed.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Ah… it's cold.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You get what you need?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, I hope Tully</i>
<i>and her mom like rhubarb.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Nobody likes rhubarb, Mom.</i>
<i>-Well, there was a sale on rhubarb, so…</i>

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{\an8}<i>Must've been</i>
<i>a hell of a line at the store.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You were gone for over an hour.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, I had to get gas</i>
<i>and I forgot the eggnog.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Then I ran into Bunny Roberts.</i>
<i>You know how she can talk.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Oh, yeah.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, I should get this pie started.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[bubbling]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[pop music playing on stereo]</i>

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{\an8}<i>God, that's so weird. I don't understand.</i>
<i>Gran's check is late.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Bills are due. I need to get groceries.</i>
<i>-[Cloud] That's on me.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I cashed it last week.</i>
<i>Band needed a new amp.</i>

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{\an8}<i>But you're not even with the band anymore.</i>
<i>You and Leon broke up.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Didn't know we'd break up</i>
<i>when I gave him the money.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh, really? 'Cause I did.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, you are a regular</i>
<i>Alberta Einstein, aren't ya?</i>

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{\an8}<i>What are we supposed to do about food?</i>

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{\an8}<i>There's bread! Make toast!</i>

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{\an8}<i>[stereo fades out]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Or not.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, it's cool. 'Cause I have a plan.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Leon left me a little</i>
<i>early Christmas present.</i>

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{\an8}<i>So your plan is to get even higher.</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, I'm gonna sell his stupid stash.</i>

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{\an8}<i>He owes me.</i>

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<i>In two days,</i>
<i>we'll have all the money we need.</i>

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<i>Don't worry, baby.</i>

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<i>Mommy has it under control.</i>

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<i>Just, yeah…</i>

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<i>[bubbling]</i>

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<i>Okay, I need fresh "Carol Tries It"</i>
<i>for the holiday season.</i>

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<i>"Carol Tries Carols."</i>

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<i>Tacoma has requested I not sing.</i>

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<i>Ooh. "Carol Tries Chimneys"!</i>
<i>You go down a chimney like Santa!</i>

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<i>And break my other leg?</i>

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<i>"Carol Tries Tasers."</i>

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<i>How is that festive?</i>

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<i>"Carol Tries Toys."</i>
<i>You review the hottest toys of '84.</i>

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<i>Cabbage Patch Kids</i>
<i>and those transforming robots.</i>

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<i>You reading my notes?</i>

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<i>No way!</i>

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<i>Such a thief!</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah, you were probably reading mine.</i>

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<i>-[Johnny] Yeah, you wish, Mularkey.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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<i>Yeah, except I was gonna suggest</i>
<i>that we give them to needy kids after.</i>

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<i>Yeah, because you read that off my notes!</i>

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<i>-Oh, my God, I totally didn't.</i>
<i>-[Johnny laughs]</i>

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<i>Okay, okay, okay. I'm keeping the toys,</i>
<i>for my niece and nephew.</i>

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<i>They're needy too. They live in a duplex.</i>

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<i>Has anyone got anything for Tully?</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>Um, I've actually been working on a piece</i>
<i>about the CONEX Factory in Snohomish.</i>

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<i>They made parts for the lunar lander.</i>

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<i>My father worked there for 25 years.</i>
<i>They're closing it down.</i>

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<i>So there's hundreds of layoffs.</i>
<i>It's a really huge local news story.</i>

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<i>Very nice, Mularkey. I like it.</i>

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<i>-Can I get an outline by tonight?</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>-Great meeting.</i>
<i>-Yeah, great. It was good.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

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<i>I've never actually seen</i>
<i>a bosom heaving in real life.</i>

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<i>I've read about it in books.</i>

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<i>Johnny and I are just friends.</i>
<i>I mean, we were just, like, joking around.</i>

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<i>Your nipples are hard.</i>

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<i>-It's cold!</i>
<i>-No, it's not.</i>

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<i>Yes, it is!</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>Okay, Johnny and I talked the other night</i>

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<i>and he doesn't want to date me</i>
<i>and I don't want to date him.</i>

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<i>And saying it out loud freed us</i>

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<i>to just be friends</i>
<i>without all the other bullshit.</i>

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<i>Bullshit.</i>

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<i>If I was still hung up on Johnny,</i>
<i>would I be going on a blind date tonight</i>

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<i>with our downstairs neighbor's</i>
<i>best friend's nephew who works in finance</i>

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<i>and was described to me</i>
<i>by Mrs. Pantozopolous as a mega hunk?</i>

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<i>You're bringing a mega hunk</i>
<i>to the Tacoma Christmas party?</i>

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<i>Yeah, so?</i>

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<i>But it's not to, you know,</i>
<i>make Johnny jealous?</i>

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<i>No! Not at all.</i>

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<i>-Uh-huh.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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<i>[chortles] Okay.</i>

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<i>Okay, Mularkey, wish me luck.</i>

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<i>I have that meeting with Wilson King.</i>

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<i>Yeah, but he said that he would</i>
<i>only hire you if you sleep with him.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna explain</i>
<i>even though that's never gonna happen,</i>

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<i>he'd be a fucking fool not to hire me.</i>

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<i>I am a goddamn legend in the making!</i>

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<i>-That's right, you are!</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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<i>Nice to see you, Tully.</i>
<i>I'm glad you decided to come.</i>

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<i>Please, sit down.</i>

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<i>Nice to see you too.</i>

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<i>So, um…</i>

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<i>I know we're both busy,</i>
<i>so I'll cut to the chase.</i>

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<i>I want you…</i>

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<i>in the KLET family.</i>

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<i>I'm prepared to offer you</i>
<i>a two-year contract.</i>

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<i>I think you'll find</i>
<i>the terms are more than generous.</i>

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<i>Whoa. That's--</i>

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<i>-Double what you make at KPOC.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

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<i>You'll also have</i>
<i>double the air time you're getting now</i>

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<i>and you'll be on a fast track</i>
<i>to the anchor chair.</i>

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<i>So…</i>

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<i>shall we make some dreams come true today?</i>

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<i>-I would like to work here.</i>
<i>-Great. I'll just get a pen.</i>

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<i>But there's a few things</i>
<i>I'd like to talk about first.</i>

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<i>We can hammer out</i>
<i>any remaining details over lunch.</i>

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<i>We'll get some champagne, celebrate.</i>

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<i>[exhales]</i>

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<i>[laughs] I'm just teasin'. Here you go.</i>

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<i>Okay. What are we doing here?</i>

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<i>I'm just joking.</i>

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<i>I may be the boss, but I'm known</i>
<i>as a bit of a prankster. You'll see.</i>

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<i>Hilarious. Can I just…</i>

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<i>-Yeah, but first stand up.</i>
<i>-Why?</i>

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<i>Because I asked. Do I have to say please?</i>

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<i>[grunts]</i>

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<i>So, now can you do a little…</i>

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<i>Why?</i>

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<i>Are you always this difficult</i>
<i>when you're dealing with authority?</i>

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<i>I want to see you. I want to get</i>
<i>a sense of what I'm paying for.</i>

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<i>[scoffs]</i>

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<i>We could do more with the tits.</i>

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<i>Okay. I'm-- This is-- I'm not comfortable.</i>

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<i>Get off it, Tully.</i>

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<i>We both know demure</i>
<i>is not your strong suit.</i>

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<i>You read the news like it's dirty,</i>

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<i>and I like that,</i>
<i>but we could do more with the tits.</i>

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<i>I want every male viewer in Seattle</i>
<i>to have a hard-on while he's watching you.</i>

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<i>Like I have right now.</i>

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<i>Okay, I'm leaving.</i>

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<i>-No, no, no, no. Relax. Relax. Relax!</i>
<i>-Hey!</i>

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<i>Relax.</i>

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<i>You need to stop worrying.</i>

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<i>-Stop touching my face!</i>
<i>-It'll give you wrinkles.</i>

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<i>-Hey! Hey!</i>
<i>-[groans]</i>

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<i>What the fuck is wrong with you?</i>

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<i>[grunts]</i>

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<i>You're not even that hot.</i>
<i>And you're a shitty reporter.</i>

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<i>Your only talent was getting shot.</i>
<i>Good luck out there. You'll need it.</i>

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<i>[Wilson] How long do you think it's been?</i>

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<i>Since you threatened to destroy my career</i>
<i>because I wouldn't sleep with you?</i>

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<i>I'm not sure but it feels like yesterday.</i>

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<i>I want to apologize for my behavior.</i>

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<i>And I want you to know</i>
<i>I'm a family man now.</i>

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<i>Everything's different.</i>

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<i>I have nothing but respect for you.</i>

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<i>I think </i>The Girlfriend Hour <i>is one of</i>
<i>the crown jewels of daytime television.</i>

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<i>[clears throat] It is </i>the<i> crown jewel.</i>

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<i>Well, come on. Oprah.</i>

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<i>But it's lost some luster.</i>

196
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,278
<i>That's because the network keeps</i>
<i>trying to push her to be someone else.</i>

197
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,780
<i>I agree. Tully needs to be Tully.</i>

198
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,242
<i>Not Ellen, not Oprah. Just Tully.</i>

199
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,704
<i>But you're in real trouble.</i>
<i>Your production company sold you off,</i>

200
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,540
<i>the network is spooked, ratings are down,</i>

201
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,294
<i>and that train wreck of an article</i>
<i>in </i>Seattle Digest <i>didn't help.</i>

202
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,963
<i>Plus, there was that miscarriage meltdown.</i>

203
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,716
<i>It wasn't a meltdown.</i>
<i>That was a great fucking episode.</i>

204
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,886
<i>The sponsors disagree.</i>
<i>That's where I come in.</i>

205
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:40,640
<i>I want to make </i>The Girlfriend Hour
<i>the best it can be.</i>

206
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,437
<i>-Do you trust him?</i>
<i>-Hell, no.</i>

207
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,938
<i>Wilson King is a snake.</i>

208
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,859
<i>But he owns my show now,</i>
<i>so I have to work with him.</i>

209
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,235
<i>This is so fucked.</i>

210
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:57,657
<i>It's okay. It's not 1984 anymore.</i>
<i>I'm not some naive kid begging for a job.</i>

211
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,576
<i>I am </i>The Girlfriend Hour.

212
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,244
<i>I won't let him fuck with me.</i>

213
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,789
<i>I could stay, just for today.</i>

214
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,958
<i>Go spend time with your family.</i>
<i>You're leaving in two days.</i>

215
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,544
<i>Now get out of here</i>
<i>before I call security.</i>

216
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,729
<i>Are you, like,</i>
<i>scared about your dad going to Iraq?</i>

217
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,773
<i>Well, kind of.</i>

218
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,901
<i>But whatever. Journalists are safe, so…</i>

219
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,613
<i>Yeah, except if Saddam uses</i>
<i>his chemical weapons.</i>

220
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,490
<i>He's not even in power anymore.</i>

221
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,243
<i>[inhales] But the weapons are out there.</i>

222
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,161
<i>-Will you shut up?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

223
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,746
<i>[footsteps approaching]</i>

224
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,540
<i>Emma, your dad's here.</i>

225
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:51,168
<i>Mom, we have to finish this article</i>
<i>for the school paper. It's due tomorrow.</i>

226
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,171
<i>Hey, I get it.</i>
<i>I know all about journalistic deadlines.</i>

227
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,675
<i>Yeah, Marah said you were</i>
<i>some kind of writer or something,</i>

228
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,635
<i>like, a really long time ago.</i>

229
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,555
<i>Yeah, um, something like that.</i>

230
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,057
<i>-Bye, Mom.</i>
<i>-[door slams]</i>

231
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,643
<i>[instrumental "Joy to the World" playing]</i>

232
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,480
<i>Mind hanging out?</i>
<i>They wanna finish their project.</i>

233
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,565
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

234
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,483
<i>Um, Kate…</i>

235
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,236
<i>-What the hell is this?</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

236
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:18,988
<i>That is my Santa collection.</i>

237
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,408
<i>It started with one and now</i>
<i>it's a thing that can't be stopped.</i>

238
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,077
<i>People keep buying them for me</i>
<i>even though I don't want them to,</i>

239
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,372
<i>so at Christmas, I have to put them out</i>
<i>all the time, even though I hate it,</i>

240
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,416
<i>but I also secretly kind of love it.</i>

241
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,878
<i>Is it me</i>
<i>or is Beach Bum Santa unnervingly sexy?</i>

242
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,046
<i>Well, that's exactly why I bought him.</i>

243
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,802
<i>What do you know about</i>
<i>this Josh character? With the eyeliner.</i>

244
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,180
<i>I don't like that kid.</i>
<i>God, I sound like my mother.</i>

245
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,308
<i>She also had a Santa collection.</i>
<i>I </i>am<i> my mother.</i>

246
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,981
<i>You know, we probably</i>
<i>shouldn't do this with the kids upstairs.</i>

247
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,275
<i>-I'm not ready to tell Emma.</i>
<i>-Oh, definitely not.</i>

248
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,319
<i>But it does make it kind of hotter.</i>

249
00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,737
<i>All the sneaking around.</i>

250
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,655
<i>Yeah, but we don't want to get caught.</i>

251
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,242
<i>There's a squeaky step.</i>
<i>We'll hear them coming.</i>

252
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,417
<i>Oh, Johnny!</i>

253
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,795
<i>Um…</i>

254
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,092
<i>Um…</i>

255
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,223
<i>-Mom, I'm hungry.</i>
<i>-Dad, can we give Josh a ride?</i>

256
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,474
<i>Yeah, sure, sweetie.</i>

257
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,727
<i>Well, uh, I'll see you later, Kate.</i>

258
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,396
<i>Yeah,</i>
<i>it was really nice to see you, Travis.</i>

259
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,151
<i>Oh, God.</i>

260
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,695
<i>The Santa collection.</i>

261
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:46,033
<i>It's not that bad. I call people</i>
<i>by the wrong name all the time.</i>

262
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,244
<i>Yeah, while you're making out with them?</i>

263
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,370
<i>I mean…</i>

264
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,791
<i>I'm trying to find a positive spin</i>
<i>on this but I got nothing.</i>

265
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,251
<i>The worst part is I'm into Travis.</i>

266
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,920
<i>It didn't mean anything.</i>
<i>It was just a slip of the tongue.</i>

267
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,214
<i>While he was slipping you the tongue? Ha!</i>

268
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,716
<i>-That was a good one.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

269
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,220
<i>Just call him, acknowledge the weirdness,</i>
<i>make a joke about it.</i>

270
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,639
<i>You're welcome to use my tongue pun.</i>

271
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:12,268
<i>And then invite him over</i>
<i>and answer the door naked.</i>

272
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,435
<i>[laughing] What?</i>

273
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,271
<i>Wearing nothing but stilettos.</i>

274
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,107
<i>He'll forget you called him</i>
<i>the wrong name. He'll forget his own name.</i>

275
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,318
<i>Yeah, what if I trip while I'm walking</i>
<i>down the stairs naked in stilettos</i>

276
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:25,322
<i>and I hit my head and lose consciousness.</i>
<i>Then Marah finds me and she calls 911,</i>

277
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,367
<i>the paramedics come and I'm all,</i>
<i>like, splayed out, you know?</i>

278
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,535
<i>[laughs] What?</i>

279
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,370
<i>And then one of the paramedics is Max.</i>

280
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,915
<i>Okay. This just took a very strange turn.</i>

281
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,834
<i>You know that's exactly</i>
<i>what would happen to me?</i>

282
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,836
<i>Sadly, you're right.</i>

283
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:43,132
<i>At least you didn't tell your new husband</i>
<i>you're glad you had a miscarriage</i>

284
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,884
<i>and you wish you'd never married him.</i>

285
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,844
<i>What, you said that to Max?</i>

286
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,555
<i>I was drunk, so it's fuzzy.</i>

287
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,057
<i>But it went something like that.</i>

288
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,851
<i>Well, did you mean it?</i>

289
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,894
<i>No.</i>

290
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,397
<i>[sighs] I miss him. I keep…</i>

291
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,775
<i>almost calling him,</i>
<i>but I don't know what to say.</i>

292
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,777
<i>Well, you could start with, "I'm sorry."</i>

293
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,030
<i>We both know</i>
<i>that's never been my strong suit.</i>

294
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,948
<i>Maybe this would be a good time to start?</i>

295
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,033
<i>Maybe.</i>

296
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,994
<i>Maybe we're just better off.</i>

297
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,872
<i>No. I like this one.</i>
<i>Don't give up that easy.</i>

298
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,207
<i>Go call him and then call me back.</i>

299
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,752
<i>Okay. Love you.</i>

300
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,259
<i>[lights shatter]</i>

301
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,011
<i>[sighs]</i>

302
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,312
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

303
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,439
<i>You're here.</i>

304
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,275
<i>Yeah, uh, you just missed Cloud.</i>

305
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,654
<i>She said to thank you for the hospitality,</i>

306
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,406
<i>but she felt like</i>
<i>we needed some more space.</i>

307
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,491
<i>Okay.</i>

308
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,326
<i>[breathes deeply] Great.</i>

309
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:57,206
<i>That's great. I wanted to call you, but…</i>

310
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,000
<i>I just… [sighs]</i>

311
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,420
<i>After last night,</i>
<i>I didn't know what to say.</i>

312
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,799
<i>I talked to my buddy Mike.</i>
<i>He's a… a lawyer.</i>

313
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,969
<i>He said we can get an annulment,</i>
<i>like, this week.</i>

314
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,554
<i>Is that what you want?</i>

315
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,725
<i>We jumped into this whole</i>
<i>marriage thing pretty fast.</i>

316
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,726
<i>And, uh…</i>

317
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,774
<i>we got a little crazy because of the baby</i>
<i>and everything, so I just figured…</i>

318
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:27,820
<i>Okay.</i>

319
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,991
<i>So, you're leaving?</i>

320
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,659
<i>Yeah.</i>

321
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,832
<i>You know, everything that's mine</i>
<i>in your apartment fits in this bag.</i>

322
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,043
<i>-Felt kind of like a metaphor.</i>
<i>-For what?</i>

323
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,838
<i>I don't fit in your world.</i>

324
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,174
<i>I don't think that's true.</i>

325
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,094
<i>-Anyway, I just--</i>
<i>-Can we just--</i>

326
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,014
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

327
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,599
<i>For everything.</i>

328
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,268
<i>I just… I need to go.</i>

329
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,574
<i>Goodbye, Tully.</i>

330
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,132
<i>[knocking on door]</i>

331
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,842
<i>Marah?</i>

332
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,806
<i>-Tull, what are you doing here?</i>
<i>-Can I sleep over?</i>

333
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,141
<i>Of course.</i>

334
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,229
<i>What's going on?</i>

335
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,731
<i>[sighs]</i>

336
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,858
<i>Max left.</i>

337
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,903
<i>We broke up.</i>

338
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,865
<i>But you guys are so in love.</i>
<i>You're married.</i>

339
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,867
<i>Everything's all wrong.</i>

340
00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:01,455
<i>Yeah, because losing the baby</i>
<i>was so traumatic, for both of you.</i>

341
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,124
<i>You need to reach for each other.</i>

342
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,965
<i>Okay, just give it a day,</i>

343
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,634
<i>let everybody cool off,</i>

344
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,260
<i>and then ask him to meet you</i>

345
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,973
<i>at the park where you guys got married,</i>
<i>as like an… official new beginning.</i>

346
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,726
<i>-Isn't that from a movie?</i>
<i>-It's from every movie.</i>

347
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,894
<i>Because it works.</i>

348
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:27,314
<i>It's romantic and it's symbolic and…</i>

349
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,275
<i>you deserve to be happy.</i>

350
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,569
<i>Maybe.</i>

351
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,615
<i>Maybe I'll just wither away,</i>
<i>alone, forever.</i>

352
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,743
<i>Or maybe I'll get a cat.</i>

353
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,994
<i>[laughs]</i>

354
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,413
<i>I love you.</i>

355
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,457
<i>You're crazy.</i>

356
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,918
<i>I love you too.</i>

357
00:18:56,093 --> 00:19:00,305
<i>Hey, Travis, it's Kate. Um…</i>
<i>Give me a call when you get a sec. I, um…</i>

358
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,893
<i>You know what? I was actually just calling</i>
<i>to apologize for the other day</i>

359
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,939
<i>when I, um, called you Johnny</i>
<i>while we were kissing.</i>

360
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,357
<i>I, uh…</i>

361
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,943
<i>He was on my mind</i>
<i>and so his name just popped into my head</i>

362
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,195
<i>and that's why I said it.</i>
<i>Anyways, a total accident.</i>

363
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,823
<i>So, um, call me.</i>
<i>I'd love to get together. Bye.</i>

364
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,334
<i>Um, hey Travis, it's me. That sounded, um…</i>

365
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,503
<i>The only reason he was on my mind</i>

366
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,589
<i>is because I have a mental list</i>
<i>of things to give him</i>

367
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,841
<i>before he leaves tomorrow,</i>
<i>like his foot fungus medicine,</i>

368
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,467
<i>which is in my medicine cabinet,</i>

369
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,597
<i>which is what I was thinking about</i>
<i>while we were kissing. And so, um, anyway…</i>

370
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,848
<i>um…</i>

371
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:45,184
<i>So, sorry again. Give me a call. Bye.</i>

372
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,813
<i>[sighs]</i>

373
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,064
<i>[mouthing] Shit.</i>

374
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,025
<i>Um…</i>

375
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,157
<i>Travis, it's me again. Kate. Um…</i>

376
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:04,494
<i>It's not that kissing you makes me</i>
<i>think about foot fungus medicine.</i>

377
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,624
<i>It's just that it popped into my head</i>
<i>because I keep a lot of mental lists.</i>

378
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:13,629
<i>And, um… the kissing was not dull.</i>
<i>I mean, it is really exciting,</i>

379
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,590
<i>and your tongue is so expressive.</i>

380
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,885
<i>[Kate on answering machine]</i>
Like you really mean it and I like that.

381
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:24,640
<i>It's exciting and it's erotic and, um…</i>

382
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,351
<i>To sum up, it was great kissing, great--</i>

383
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,728
<i>Oh! All the sex stuff</i>
<i>that we've been doing,</i>

384
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:34,483
<i>and, um, I hope that</i>
<i>we can keep doing it.</i>

385
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,692
<i>[answering machine beeps]</i>

386
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,447
<i>Dude, your mom is buck wild.</i>

387
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,868
<i>-[Wilson] Knock, knock!</i>
<i>-[Tully] Hold on, I'm changing.</i>

388
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,370
<i>-Oh.</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

389
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,664
<i>-Hello there.</i>
-<i>I said I was changing.</i>

390
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,249
<i>Didn't hear you.</i>

391
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,001
<i>Tully, say hello to Brooks Banack.</i>

392
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,796
<i>-Hey, Brooks. How you doing?</i>
<i>-Yo, what's up?</i>

393
00:20:55,879 --> 00:21:01,176
<i>Brooks hosts the sixth-most popular</i>
<i>syndicated radio show in the country.</i>

394
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,139
<i>We count down the top eight songs</i>
<i>of the week in between prank calls.</i>

395
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,642
<i>[Wilson] He's your first guest today.</i>

396
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:13,272
<i>No. We have "Tough Love" with Dr. Susie.</i>
<i>It's a regular monthly segment.</i>

397
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,648
<i>Bumped. Dead to us.</i>

398
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,819
<i>Males 18 to 45</i>
<i>find her shrill and irritating.</i>

399
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:22,197
<i>We want this show</i>
<i>to be appointment viewing for men.</i>

400
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,700
<i>It's called </i>The Girlfriend Hour.

401
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,119
<i>And we want them to watch it</i>
<i>with their girlfriends.</i>

402
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,622
<i>It's called co-viewing.</i>
<i>Men mean bigger ad dollars.</i>

403
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,292
<i>What are you going to do?</i>
<i>You know, we make the money. So…</i>

404
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,503
<i>[Wilson] But our research shows</i>
<i>when it's women talking, guys tune out.</i>

405
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,088
<i>Too many high-pitched voices,</i>

406
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,133
<i>it makes them think</i>
<i>of their wives and their mothers.</i>

407
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,010
<i>And that's bad because?</i>

408
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,136
<i>Ha!</i>

409
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:45,512
<i>I like you.</i>

410
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,515
<i>[sighs] I don't have</i>
<i>any interview questions prepared.</i>

411
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,893
<i>There's cards ready to go. Brooks is</i>
<i>working on a relationship advice book,</i>

412
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,395
<i>so I want you to focus on that.</i>

413
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:58,108
<i>Well, the premise is men are like dogs,</i>
<i>but women are like cats,</i>

414
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,818
<i>and that's why we can't get along.</i>

415
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,403
<i>Sounds groundbreaking.</i>

416
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,321
<i>Yeah…</i>

417
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,157
<i>Anyway, great talk.</i>
<i>See you out there. Have fun.</i>

418
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,538
<i>-[door closes]</i>
<i>-[Tully sighs]</i>

419
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,082
<i>[instrumental "Jingle Bells" playing]</i>

420
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,257
<i>-Hey, how was Emma's?</i>
<i>-Fine.</i>

421
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,469
<i>-Wanna help with the cookies?</i>
<i>-Nope.</i>

422
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,806
<i>Your dad will be here</i>
<i>in a couple hours to trim the tree.</i>

423
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,185
<i>[sighs]</i>

424
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,438
<i>So hard, with him leaving tomorrow.</i>

425
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,856
<i>Well, not for you.</i>

426
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,316
<i>What is that supposed to mean?</i>

427
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:43,570
<i>I know about you and Emma's dad,</i>
<i>and your erotic tongue kissing.</i>

428
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:44,488
<i>Oh, Jesus.</i>

429
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,741
<i>Now I'm never gonna want to kiss anyone</i>
<i>with tongue, ever.</i>

430
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,992
<i>You ruined that.</i>

431
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:52,204
<i>-Marah, I am so sorry. That was--</i>
<i>-No, spare me. Those are just words.</i>

432
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:55,123
<i>You don't mean it.</i>
<i>Dad's leaving and you don't even care.</i>

433
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,668
<i>-It's complicated, sweetie. It's--</i>
<i>-No, it's not. It's simple.</i>

434
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:02,172
<i>If things were better here, he'd stay,</i>
<i>but they're not, so he's leaving.</i>

435
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,216
<i>-Marah.</i>
<i>-No, just leave me alone.</i>

436
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,260
<i>[sighs deeply]</i>

437
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,722
<i>[Cloud laughs]</i>

438
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,684
<i>Is that Kate dancing in </i>The Nutcracker?

439
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,853
<i>-What a little cutie.</i>
<i>-[Margie] Yep.</i>

440
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,898
<i>And there's Sean. [chuckles]</i>

441
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,983
<i>Do you really have to show</i>
<i>that photo to everyone?</i>

442
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,945
<i>Well, you were adorable</i>
<i>and you loved to dance.</i>

443
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,906
<i>-He was really good too.</i>
<i>-Yeah, a regular Sugar Plum Fairy.</i>

444
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,659
<i>[chuckles] You're wearing tights too?</i>

445
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,369
<i>-[all laugh]</i>
<i>-[Margie] Mmm.</i>

446
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,122
<i>Do you want some more eggnog, Cloud?</i>

447
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,082
<i>Twist my arm, Marge.</i>

448
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,750
<i>[Margie] Margie.</i>

449
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,795
<i>Whatever your name is,</i>
<i>that is some high-quality nog right there.</i>

450
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:42,754
<i>[Margie] Oh.</i>

451
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,132
<i>Oh, hey, I saw you in town yesterday.</i>

452
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,760
<i>I waved, but you didn't wave back.</i>
<i>You were with some guy.</i>

453
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,971
<i>It wasn't me.</i>

454
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,432
<i>[Cloud] I'm pretty sure it was you.</i>
<i>It was the same car.</i>

455
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:56,059
<i>-[Margie] It's a common car.</i>
<i>-[Cloud] But yours has that dent.</i>

456
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,520
<i>[Margie] Lots of cars have dents. It--</i>

457
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,023
<i>-Oh! Fiddlesticks!</i>
<i>-[laughs] Oh, yeah! Now it's a party.</i>

458
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,988
<i>Hey, Mom. Did you know</i>
<i>that Kate's dad works for NASA?</i>

459
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:11,950
<i>CONEX, actually. It's a factory</i>
<i>that made the moon rover.</i>

460
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,745
<i>Something that my dad helped build</i>
<i>is still on the moon.</i>

461
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,997
<i>That's pretty cool.</i>

462
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:21,251
<i>[Cloud] Oh, you men. Always trying</i>
<i>to conquer the divine feminine.</i>

463
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:25,672
<i>Fly 200,000 miles to plant a fucking flag</i>
<i>on the face of a goddess.</i>

464
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,591
<i>What's wrong with flags?</i>

465
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,885
<i>Yeah, I love flags.</i>
<i>I used to collect them.</i>

466
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,013
<i>You know, space junk</i>
<i>isn't all they build at CONEX.</i>

467
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,973
<i>What else do they build?</i>

468
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:40,604
<i>Bombs… that are dropped</i>
<i>in villages in Vietnam.</i>

469
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,774
<i>How's that for peace on fucking Earth?</i>

470
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,696
<i>Who wants a Christmas cookie?</i>

471
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:52,365
<i>Weapons are what helps</i>
<i>keep this country safe from our enemies.</i>

472
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:55,076
<i>Oh, you mean</i>
<i>Buddhist rice farmers in Southeast Asia?</i>

473
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,163
<i>[Bud] If you don't like it,</i>
<i>you can move to Southeast Asia.</i>

474
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,707
<i>Last time I checked,</i>
<i>there was free speech, man.</i>

475
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,586
<i>You come into my house, which I pay for</i>
<i>from the money I make at the factory.</i>

476
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,004
<i>You have the nerve to insult me?</i>

477
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,923
<i>-Smelling like marijuana?</i>
<i>-Just speaking truth.</i>

478
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,674
<i>Remember the doctor,</i>
<i>your blood pressure.</i>

479
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,302
<i>Like you give a flying fuck</i>
<i>about my blood pressure, Marjorie.</i>

480
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,311
<i>You know,</i>
<i>marijuana is actually good for that.</i>

481
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,688
<i>[kissing noises]</i>

482
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,735
<i>I'm gonna get some air.</i>

483
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:30,987
<i>[Margie] More eggnog.</i>

484
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,615
<i>[door opens, slams shut]</i>

485
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,089
<i>[clears throat]</i>

486
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:50,882
<i>Hey!</i>

487
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,218
<i>-Is this for me?</i>
<i>-Well…</i>

488
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,306
<i>[laughing] Oh, my God!</i>

489
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,141
<i>I love it!</i>

490
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,062
<i>-[ornament jingles] </i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

491
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,398
<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

492
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,069
<i>So, ready to head to this party?</i>

493
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:14,072
<i>Oh, actually, um…</i>

494
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,407
<i>Hey, Kate?</i>

495
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,993
<i>-Yeah, Mark?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

496
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,745
<i>Wow, you're even prettier</i>
<i>than my cousin said.</i>

497
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:25,792
<i>It's nice to meet you.</i>
<i>So, should we head to the party?</i>

498
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:26,918
<i>Let's do it to it.</i>

499
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,006
<i>I'll see you at the party, Johnny.</i>

500
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,302
<i>-[telephone ringing]</i>
<i>-One sec.</i>

501
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,929
<i>KPOC, this is Kate.</i>

502
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,810
<i>Oh, my God. Um, I'll be right there.</i>

503
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,229
<i>Are you okay?</i>

504
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:50,734
<i>[shakily] My dad had a heart attack.</i>
<i>Um, he's in the hospital.</i>

505
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:55,739
<i>Oh, shit. That's intense.</i>
<i>I guess raincheck or…</i>

506
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,365
<i>Come on. I'll take you.</i>

507
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,493
<i>Oh, cool. Okay, I'll call you.</i>

508
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,667
<i>Great stuff, you and Brooks.</i>

509
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,003
<i>Those were some fireworks.</i>

510
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:14,257
<i>Yeah, because he kept interrupting me.</i>
<i>I don't like that guy.</i>

511
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:19,054
<i>You will not ambush me again</i>
<i>with a guest I haven't approved or vetted.</i>

512
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:22,932
<i>Actually, I can and will book</i>
<i>any guest I want, anytime I want.</i>

513
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,560
<i>[whispers] Check your contract.</i>

514
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,020
<i>Try to get some rest.</i>

515
00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:30,315
<i>And lay off the salt.</i>
<i>It's bad for your skin.</i>

516
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,741
<i>Goddammit!</i>

517
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,410
<i>Oh, shit!</i>

518
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:46,665
<i>Shit! Shit, shit, shit.</i>

519
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,167
<i>[sighs]</i>

520
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,766
<i>Is it that Bruce from church?</i>

521
00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,479
<i>That woman is clearly on drugs.</i>

522
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,408
<i>You have to choose, Margie.</i>
<i>You can't have both.</i>

523
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,505
<i>Okay.</i>

524
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:03,658
<i>Dad?</i>

525
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,659
<i>Hey.</i>

526
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,996
<i>Um…</i>

527
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:11,708
<i>-Can I look through the telescope?</i>
<i>-Yeah. Get in there. Come on.</i>

528
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:20,842
<i>Um…</i>

529
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,930
<i>Are you going to move out?</i>

530
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,184
<i>No, honey. I'm staying right here.</i>

531
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:36,232
<i>Are you gonna tell me</i>
<i>I can't hang out with Tully anymore?</i>

532
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:37,901
<i>No.</i>

533
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,821
<i>People shouldn't be punished</i>
<i>for what their parents do.</i>

534
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:43,782
<i>Okay?</i>

535
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:52,207
<i>Now, get inside.</i>
<i>You're going to freeze to death.</i>

536
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,249
<i>Okay.</i>

537
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,252
<i>Love you, Dad.</i>

538
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,180
<i>-Are you okay?</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

539
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,979
<i>Could've told you bare-knuckle boxing</i>
<i>a mirror is a losing game.</i>

540
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,482
<i>Thanks for coming.</i>

541
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:19,609
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

542
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:27,200
<i>I know things are kind of fucked up</i>
<i>with us right now.</i>

543
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,619
<i>And I know I said some stuff…</i>

544
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,039
<i>but I want you to know…</i>

545
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,043
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

546
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,215
<i>And I don't say that a lot,</i>
<i>so it's kind of a big deal.</i>

547
00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:46,344
<i>I'm sorry too.</i>

548
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,848
<i>I thought maybe we could start over.</i>

549
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,393
<i>What do you mean?</i>

550
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:56,271
<i>I know we lost the baby…</i>

551
00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,858
<i>and it hurt my heart, you know,</i>

552
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,443
<i>to the point where I'm…</i>

553
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:08,157
<i>not sure I'm up for trying again.</i>
<i>I don't think I can go through that.</i>

554
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,954
<i>So, like, you definitely--</i>
<i>You don't wanna--</i>

555
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,081
<i>I don't know what I want. I--</i>

556
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,168
<i>I don't-- [sighs]</i>
<i>I don't know if it's right for me to…</i>

557
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:24,424
<i>Maybe I shouldn't be a mother.</i>
<i>I don't know. I just…</i>

558
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:28,052
<i>I just know I want to put</i>
<i>the miscarriage behind me.</i>

559
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,638
<i>I want to start over with you.</i>

560
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,228
<i>Except I lost a baby too.</i>

561
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:43,651
<i>And you just pushed me away</i>
<i>when I needed you the most.</i>

562
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,365
<i>And now you just want</i>
<i>to put it all behind us.</i>

563
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:53,286
<i>We never even dealt with it</i>
<i>in the first place.</i>

564
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:58,082
<i>I feel like… like our whole relationship,</i>

565
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:01,711
<i>all I do is just chase you.</i>

566
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,381
<i>That's why I think we need a clean slate.</i>

567
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:12,931
<i>I will be at the gazebo</i>
<i>where we got married tomorrow…</i>

568
00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:14,682
<i>at three.</i>

569
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:17,310
<i>We can start over.</i>

570
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:20,688
<i>Like a new beginning.</i>

571
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,028
<i>[doorbell ringing]</i>

572
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,993
<i>[Kate] I can't believe I'm doing this.</i>
<i>I can not believe I'm doing this.</i>

573
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,788
<i>Oh, my God,</i>
<i>I can't believe I'm doing this. Okay.</i>

574
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:40,708
<i>Well, hey, there.</i>

575
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:46,839
<i>Care to come in for some hot nog?</i>

576
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:50,051
<i>Uh, Kate, this is my mother.</i>

577
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,971
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

578
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:57,141
<i>Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!</i>

579
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,062
<i>Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.</i>

580
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:02,855
<i>Motherfucking shit!</i>

581
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:04,899
<i>Hi!</i>

582
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,694
<i>Hello, I'm Doreen. How do you do?</i>

583
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,863
<i>Doreen, it's so great to finally meet you.</i>
<i>Travis has told me so much about you.</i>

584
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:14,409
<i>And he's told me a lot about you.</i>
<i>Although, not quite this much.</i>

585
00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,952
<i>Yeah, we were just, um…</i>

586
00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:18,413
<i>And I know we had plans,</i>
<i>but Mom stopped by--</i>

587
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,707
<i>Oh, yeah. Come in. Come on in.</i>

588
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,001
<i>No, I actually think we're going to go</i>

589
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,503
<i>because we have a lot</i>
<i>of Christmas shopping to do.</i>

590
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,630
<i>Sure, raincheck, then.</i>

591
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:30,341
<i>I'll wait in the car</i>
<i>and give you two a moment.</i>

592
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:34,929
<i>Nice to finally meet you, Kate.</i>
<i>And don't worry, I didn't see anything.</i>

593
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,931
<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-No. I saw it all.</i>

594
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,143
<i>-My friends are gonna love this story.</i>
<i>-Bye, Mom.</i>

595
00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:43,062
<i>Bye, Doreen.</i>
<i>It was so great to finally meet you.</i>

596
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:44,981
<i>[sighs]</i>

597
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,108
<i>Oh, I am so sorry.</i>

598
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,985
<i>-It's okay.</i>
<i>-It's not okay.</i>

599
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:51,362
<i>Your mom's gonna think</i>
<i>I'm a lunatic, a naked lunatic.</i>

600
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,281
<i>She's a doctor. She's seen it all before.</i>

601
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,116
<i>-I thought she was a law professor.</i>
<i>-She is.</i>

602
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,909
<i>I'm just trying to make you feel better.</i>

603
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:59,037
<i>And the phone messages</i>
<i>that I left you earlier…</i>

604
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,538
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

605
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,874
<i>Yeah, I wouldn't if our children</i>
<i>hadn't listened to them.</i>

606
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,251
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-It's bad.</i>

607
00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:08,046
<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Plus, I called you the wrong name.</i>

608
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,423
<i>No wonder</i>
<i>you're running the other direction.</i>

609
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:13,134
<i>No, I'm not running. Speed walking maybe.</i>

610
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,928
<i>I don't know what I'm doing. Um…</i>

611
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:18,848
<i>I think maybe</i>
<i>I'm having a nervous breakdown?</i>

612
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:20,767
<i>Yeah, well, you got a lot going on.</i>

613
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:23,061
<i>It's okay to fall apart</i>
<i>a little bit sometimes.</i>

614
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,689
<i>I don't deserve</i>
<i>to have somebody be this nice to me.</i>

615
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,609
<i>Well, you do. You really do, Kate.</i>

616
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:33,112
<i>But we don't have to rush our thing.</i>
<i>And you don't have to try so hard.</i>

617
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,614
<i>-I like you.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

618
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:38,367
<i>We can take things slow,</i>
<i>we'll figure it out. All right. I'll, um…</i>

619
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,079
<i>-I'll call you?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

620
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,581
<i>Okay. Bye.</i>

621
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,917
<i>You're gonna be okay, Kate.</i>

622
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:52,256
<i>-[Johnny] You're gonna be okay.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

623
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,674
<i>And so will your dad.</i>

624
00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:02,892
<i>There's a piece of him on the moon,</i>
<i>you know. He helped build the rover.</i>

625
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,771
<i>That might be</i>
<i>the coolest thing I've heard all year.</i>

626
00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:08,064
<i>[scoffs]</i>

627
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,023
<i>Yeah, right.</i>

628
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:12,527
<i>I'm serious. I used to be obsessed</i>
<i>with the Apollo missions when I was a kid.</i>

629
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,362
<i>That's fucking cool.</i>

630
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:22,995
<i>Anyway, I know you've got to get back, so…</i>

631
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,456
<i>Actually,</i>
<i>your mom made me promise to stay over</i>

632
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,041
<i>since she's gonna be at the hospital.</i>

633
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:30,920
<i>She told me to stay in Sean's room</i>
<i>so that you're not all alone.</i>

634
00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:33,798
<i>Oh. Okay. Um, well, in that case,</i>
<i>do you want a drink?</i>

635
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,591
<i>I could really use a drink.</i>

636
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:36,592
<i>Yes.</i>

637
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,973
<i>[Kate] My dad used to measure</i>
<i>the levels with a ruler.</i>

638
00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:46,644
<i>So then we would just</i>
<i>water it down with apple juice.</i>

639
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,773
<i>-I think he knew.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

640
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,483
<i>Classic.</i>

641
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:00,533
<i>To Bud.</i>

642
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:02,368
<i>To Bud.</i>

643
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:12,628
<i>So, uh, looks like</i>
<i>he's going to be all right.</i>

644
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,214
<i>Doctor said it was mild.</i>

645
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:20,553
<i>Yeah, still, I mean, it's a heart attack.</i>

646
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,263
<i>I know.</i>

647
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:23,806
<i>[sighs]</i>

648
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:25,892
<i>It's awful.</i>

649
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,774
<i>[exhales deeply]</i>

650
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,697
<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa.</i>

651
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,574
<i>-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.</i>
<i>-No.</i>

652
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:46,954
<i>I just, I don't want to… [coughs]</i>
<i>…take advantage of your… state.</i>

653
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,416
<i>-Right. No, of course. Yeah.</i>
<i>-You're upset about your dad.</i>

654
00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,713
<i>Is that why you think</i>
<i>that I kissed you?</i>

655
00:36:55,796 --> 00:37:00,051
<i>You were about to go on a date</i>
<i>with another man, so…</i>

656
00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,386
<i>Yeah, because</i>
<i>I can't wait for you forever.</i>

657
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,973
<i>I mean, you already told me</i>
<i>that you're not interested.</i>

658
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,059
<i>Wait. [chuckles softly]</i>

659
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,769
<i>Is that the message you got?</i>

660
00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:11,437
<i>It's what you said.</i>

661
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,981
<i>[with Australian accent] </i>
<i>"I'm shit at relationships, Mularkey."</i>

662
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,316
<i>"I'd only hurt you."</i>

663
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,818
<i>Is that-- Is that my accent?</i>

664
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:21,364
<i>-You said you just want to be friends.</i>
<i>-Because you said it was too late.</i>

665
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,991
<i>Well, it is. You slept with Tully.</i>
<i>I can't just forget that.</i>

666
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:27,328
<i>I know. I… I… I lost my chance with you.</i>

667
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,665
<i>And I missed out</i>
<i>on the best thing I could have had.</i>

668
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:35,544
<i>And I'm always gonna kick myself for that.</i>
<i>That's why I don't want to make it worse.</i>

669
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:38,422
<i>I really care about our friendship.</i>

670
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:41,050
<i>Yeah.</i>

671
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,135
<i>Me too.</i>

672
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:47,598
<i>Anyway, um…</i>

673
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:53,104
<i>-Thanks, Johnny. Um…</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

674
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:55,481
<i>I think I'm gonna go to bed.</i>

675
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:02,947
<i>♪ Silent night ♪</i>

676
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:07,576
<i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>

677
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:13,124
<i>♪ All is calm ♪</i>

678
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:18,671
<i>♪ All is bright ♪</i>

679
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:24,302
<i>♪ 'Round yon virgin</i> ♪

680
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:28,014
<i>♪ Mother and Child ♪</i>

681
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:33,853
<i>♪ Holy infant ♪</i>

682
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:39,150
<i>♪ So tender and mild ♪</i>

683
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:48,826
<i>♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪</i>

684
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,289
<i>What are you doing?</i>

685
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,209
<i>Coming to see you. What are you doing?</i>

686
00:38:57,918 --> 00:38:59,378
<i>I was going to see you.</i>

687
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:07,261
<i>♪ Silent night ♪</i>

688
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:12,016
<i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>

689
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,853
<i>♪ All is calm ♪</i>

690
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,439
<i>I thought you didn't want</i>
<i>to ruin our friendship?</i>

691
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,232
<i>Yeah, but then I thought,</i>

692
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,777
<i>"I've got other friends."</i>

693
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,820
<i>[laughs]</i>

694
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,697
<i>You're such an asshole.</i>

695
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,200
<i>Plus, I'm in love with you.</i>

696
00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:31,786
<i>What?</i>

697
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,959
<i>♪ Holy infant ♪</i>

698
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:44,256
<i>♪ So tender and mild ♪</i>

699
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:51,055
<i>♪ Sleep in heavenly</i>

700
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:57,937
<i>♪ Peace ♪</i>

701
00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:03,526
<i>♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪</i>

702
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:10,116
<i>♪ Peace ♪</i>

703
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:20,209
<i>[jet engine roaring]</i>

704
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,972
<i>I just dropped Johnny at the airport.</i>

705
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,557
<i>Come here, babe.</i>

706
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,100
<i>[sobs]</i>

707
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,359
<i>I think I'm still in love with him.</i>

708
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,570
<i>Duh.</i>

709
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:48,696
<i>[sobs softly]</i>

710
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,365
<i>You guys boned, didn't you?</i>

711
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,785
<i>Um, yeah, we totally did.</i>

712
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,580
<i>And now he's gone.</i>

713
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,332
<i>He's really gone.</i>

714
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,500
<i>He'll be back.</i>

715
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,675
<i>Wait, I'm confused.</i>

716
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:13,721
<i>Is today Home Makeovers</i>
<i>or At-Home Makeovers?</i>

717
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:14,930
<i>Uh, both.</i>

718
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,016
<i>[cell phone ringing]</i>

719
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:20,269
<i>Tully. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.</i>

720
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:23,189
<i>I have got fantastic news.</i>

721
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,858
<i>The network flipped over you and Brooks.</i>

722
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:30,571
<i>They love your banter</i>
<i>and your chemistry so much…</i>

723
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:32,531
<i>he's your new co-host.</i>

724
00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:33,991
<i>Are you fucking kidding me?</i>

725
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,868
<i>No, I'm not fucking kidding you.</i>

726
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,954
<i>That is a hard no. This is my show.</i>

727
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,499
<i>No, actually, it's my show.</i>

728
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,043
<i>I own it, so you'll do as I say.</i>

729
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:46,921
<i>Yeah? Let's see you do it without me.</i>

730
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:50,382
<i>The Girlfriend Hour </i>with Brooks Banack?

731
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,468
<i>[laughs] I don't think so.</i>

732
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:53,886
<i>You're under contract.</i>

733
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,306
<i>And you're on in five minutes.</i>
<i>Go fix your hair.</i>

734
00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,850
<i>Go fuck yourself. I quit.</i>

735
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:07,024
<i>[Cloud] There's speed, there's grass,</i>
<i>I think that's coke.</i>

736
00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:09,443
<i>I don't know what half this stuff is,</i>

737
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:13,489
<i>but you can have it for three thousand.</i>
<i>I'll throw in the bag for free.</i>

738
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:15,157
<i>[banging on door]</i>

739
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,201
<i>[man] Yeah, man. What do you think?</i>

740
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,202
<i>Police!</i>

741
00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:21,330
<i>Keep your hands up! Everyone!</i>
<i>Hands where we can see them.</i>

742
00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:24,250
<i>-What the fuck? I didn't do anything.</i>
<i>-[officer] You're under arrest.</i>

743
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,210
<i>-What about those guys?</i>
<i>-They're with us.</i>

744
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:28,087
<i>Oh, bullshit!</i>

745
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,922
<i>-Baby, it's gonna be okay.</i>
<i>-[officer] Move!</i>

746
00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:33,467
<i>-Just be gentle, dude! Just ease up!</i>
<i>-Move! Let's go.</i>

747
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,386
<i>You have the right to remain silent.</i>

748
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:37,596
<i>Anything you say can</i>
<i>and will be used against…</i>

749
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,558
<i>[indistinct police radio chatter]</i>

750
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:41,934
<i>[Cloud muttering]</i>

751
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,898
<i>-Tully?</i>
<i>-[Tully] Kate?</i>

752
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,859
<i>-Tully! What's going on?</i>
<i>-[crying] Oh, my God!</i>

753
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:53,904
<i>They're taking her away! It wasn't</i>
<i>our drugs, we just needed the money.</i>

754
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:59,034
<i>-Officers, anything we do to help here?</i>
<i>-No, we've got it under control.</i>

755
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,579
<i>-Where will Tully go?</i>
<i>-We spoke to the girl's grandmother.</i>

756
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,414
<i>-She's gonna take her in.</i>
<i>-No. I live here.</i>

757
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,332
<i>-She can stay with us. Dad, please?</i>
<i>-Oh, God.</i>

758
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,835
<i>-I wouldn't mind, it would be fun.</i>
<i>-Honey, no.</i>

759
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,588
<i>You said people shouldn't be punished</i>
<i>for the things their parents do.</i>

760
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:13,340
<i>Katie, I know you care about her,</i>
<i>but there's nothing we can do.</i>

761
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,300
<i>[sobs]</i>

762
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,135
<i>[Bud] Need to let her go.</i>
<i>Nothing we can do.</i>

763
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:18,053
<i>Sweetheart,</i>
<i>she needs to be with her family.</i>

764
00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:20,222
<i>-[crying] I'm her family! No!</i>
<i>-Okay, come on.</i>

765
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,390
<i>Come on. Katie.</i>

766
00:43:21,473 --> 00:43:23,058
<i>-[officer] We need to go now.</i>
<i>-No!</i>

767
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,476
<i>-[Kate sobbing] No!</i>
<i>-Come on.</i>

768
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,853
<i>-No!</i>
<i>-Come on.</i>

769
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,147
<i>-Let her go.</i>
<i>-[Tully] I don't wanna go.</i>

770
00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:31,066
<i>-No! This is bullshit! You can't do this!</i>
<i>-[crying] No!</i>

771
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,986
<i>-Shh. It's okay.</i>
<i>-[sobs] No!</i>

772
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:36,864
<i>-No, please, let go of me!</i>
<i>-[Bud] It's okay.</i>

773
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,408
<i>[crying] Let go of me!</i>

774
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,036
<i>Let go of me!</i>

775
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:44,788
<i>[sobbing] No!</i> <i>Let go of me!</i>

776
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,999
<i>["This Woman's Work" by Kate Bush playing]</i>

777
00:43:47,082 --> 00:43:49,668
<i>-No, Dad, I need to go…</i>
<i>-Katie bear!</i>

778
00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:53,505
<i>[Kate wailing] No, Tully!</i>

779
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,008
<i>♪ I know you have a lot of strength left ♪</i>

780
00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:59,678
<i>-[Bud] Katie bear!</i>
<i>-No, Tully!</i>

781
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,600
<i>♪ I know you have a lot of strength left ♪</i>

782
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,978
<i>Tully! [sobs]</i>

783
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:12,316
<i>♪ I should be hoping</i>
<i>But I can't stop thinking ♪</i>

784
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:16,695
<i>♪ Of all the things I should've said</i>
<i>That I never said ♪</i>

785
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,990
<i>♪ All the things we should've done</i>
<i>Though we never did ♪</i>

786
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:23,452
<i>♪ All the things I should've given</i>
<i>But I didn't ♪</i>

787
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:28,582
<i>♪ Oh, darling, make it go ♪</i>

788
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:34,296
<i>♪ Make it go away ♪</i>

789
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:45,182
<i>♪ Give me these moments back ♪</i>

790
00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:55,275
<i>♪ Give them back to me ♪</i>

791
00:44:57,069 --> 00:45:03,992
<i>♪ Give me that little kiss ♪</i>

792
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:10,499
<i>♪ Give me your hand ♪</i>

793
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,919
<i>♪ I know you have a lot of strength left ♪</i>

794
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:18,757
<i>♪ I know you've got a little life in you ♪</i>

795
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,094
<i>♪ I know you have a lot of strength left ♪</i>

796
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:26,098
<i>♪ I should be crying</i>
<i>But I just can't let it show ♪</i>

797
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:27,891
<i>He didn't come.</i>

798
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,727
<i>I know.</i>

799
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,645
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

800
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,605
<i>It just sucks.</i>

801
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:36,275
<i>How did you--</i>

802
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:41,405
<i>I was just standing by,</i>
<i>over there, just in case.</i>

803
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:43,907
<i>He didn't want me.</i>

804
00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:51,206
<i>♪ All the things that you needed from me</i>
<i>All the things that you wanted for me ♪</i>

805
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:55,169
<i>♪ All the things that I should've given ♪</i>

806
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,962
<i>What do you say we get outta here?</i>

807
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:05,137
<i>♪ Oh, darling, make it go away ♪</i>

808
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:14,229
<i>♪ Just make it go away now ♪</i>

809
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,284
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

810
00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:30,078
<i>-What are you doing here?</i>
-<i>[clears throat]</i> <i>I…</i>

811
00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,206
<i>I came out, to Julia.</i>

812
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:37,127
<i>She kicked me out of the house. [chuckles]</i>

813
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,713
<i>Can I stay with you for a while?</i>

814
00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:42,800
<i>[softly] Of course. Come here.</i>

815
00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,302
<i>[sighs]</i>

816
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:47,012
<i>My God. [tsks]</i>

817
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:51,475
<i>["Who Knows Where The Time Goes"</i>
<i>by Eva Cassidy playing]</i>

818
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,105
<i>♪ Across the evening sky ♪</i>

819
00:46:59,274 --> 00:47:06,240
<i>♪ All the birds are leaving ♪</i>

820
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:12,621
<i>♪ Oh, but then you know ♪</i>

821
00:47:12,704 --> 00:47:18,710
<i>♪ It was time for them to go ♪</i>

822
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:26,385
<i>♪ By the winter fire ♪</i>

823
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:33,517
<i>♪ I will still be dreaming ♪</i>

824
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,397
<i>[no audible dialogue]</i>

825
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,526
<i>♪ I do not count the time ♪</i>

826
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,658
<i>♪ For who knows ♪</i>

827
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:56,456
<i>♪ Where the time goes? ♪</i>

828
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,918
<i>♪ Who knows</i>

829
00:48:01,169 --> 00:48:08,135
<i>♪ Where the time goes? ♪</i>

830
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:19,646
<i>♪ I know I'm not alone ♪</i>

831
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:28,739
<i>♪ While my love is near me ♪</i>

832
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,702
<i>♪ I know that its so ♪</i>

833
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:41,710
<i>♪ Until it's time to go ♪</i>

834
00:48:42,794 --> 00:48:44,963
<i>♪ For who knows ♪</i>

835
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,298
<i>[explosion]</i>

836
00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:53,430
<i>-♪ Where the time goes? ♪</i>
<i>-</i>[high-pitched ringing]

837
00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:59,186
<i>♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪</i>

838
00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:02,397
<i>[telephone ringing]</i>

839
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:20,540
<i>[Tully] Well, 2003 was a shit year.</i>

840
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:23,168
<i>-[Kate laughs] Yep.</i>
<i>-Let's hope 2004 is better.</i>

841
00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:24,586
<i>I will toast to that.</i>

842
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:31,218
<i>And I would like to drink a toast</i>
<i>to my new producer…</i>

843
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:36,431
<i>Kathleen Scarlett Mularkey.</i>

844
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:40,477
<i>-What are you talking about?</i>
<i>-You need a job and I need a producer.</i>

845
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,770
<i>You need a show first.</i>

846
00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:44,982
<i>A mere technicality.</i>
<i>I've decided it's going to happen</i>

847
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:48,276
<i>and I am prepared to offer you double</i>
<i>what you are making now.</i>

848
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,112
<i>I am making nothing now.</i>

849
00:49:50,195 --> 00:49:51,113
<i>Triple, then.</i>

850
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:53,031
<i>[laughs]</i>

851
00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:54,783
<i>I'm totally serious.</i>

852
00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:56,326
<i>I'm gonna come back.</i>

853
00:49:57,869 --> 00:50:01,665
<i>Only better this time</i>
<i>because you'll be working with me.</i>

854
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,960
<i>We'll be together.</i>

855
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:07,754
<i>-Firefly Lane girls forever!</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

856
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,716
<i>Okay.</i>

857
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:13,010
<i>Happy New Year, crazy.</i>

858
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:14,302
<i>I love you.</i>

859
00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,096
<i>I love you too.</i>

860
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,808
<i>["Never Tear Us Apart" by INXS playing]</i>

861
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:22,019
<i>♪ What you know is true ♪</i>

862
00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,230
<i>♪ Don't have to tell you ♪</i>

863
00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:30,652
<i>♪ I love your precious heart ♪</i>

864
00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:36,408
<i>♪ I, I was standing ♪</i>

865
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,078
<i>♪ You were there ♪</i>

866
00:50:41,496 --> 00:50:43,915
<i>♪ Two worlds collided ♪</i>

867
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:49,254
<i>♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪</i>

868
00:50:50,672 --> 00:50:51,840
<i>[song stops]</i>

869
00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:53,133
<i>I thought you left.</i>

870
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:54,801
<i>Why would I leave?</i>

871
00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,721
<i>Because no one wants you here.</i>

872
00:50:57,804 --> 00:51:01,141
<i>Come on, Kate. Don't you think</i>
<i>you've punished me enough?</i>

873
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,977
<i>When I said I could never forgive you</i>
<i>for what you did,</i>

874
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,479
<i>what'd you think that meant?</i>

875
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,273
<i>This is ridiculous.</i>

876
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,484
<i>It's-- It's Bud's funeral.</i>

877
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:12,986
<i>You had a lot of nerve showing up here.</i>

878
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,198
<i>Leave, Tully. Go home, now.</i>

879
00:51:17,532 --> 00:51:19,618
<i>I don't ever want to see you again.</i>

880
00:51:20,285 --> 00:51:22,287
<i>[song resumes]</i>

881
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:34,800
<i>♪ I was standing ♪</i>

882
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,094
<i>♪ You were there ♪</i>

883
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,223
<i>♪ Two worlds collided ♪</i>

884
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:48,480
<i>♪ And they could never</i>
<i>Ever tear us apart ♪</i>

885
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:17,634
{\an8}<i>♪ And they could never</i>
<i>Ever tear us apart ♪</i>