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‪媽！

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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪克蘿！

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‪妳在哪裡？

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‪打給我媽

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‪我需要我媽

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‪…我活該要有一個爛媽媽？

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‪抱著她

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‪她是妳的了

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‪我把寶寶弄丟了

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‪我把寶寶弄丟了

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‪我把寶寶弄丟了！

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‪沒關係，沒事的，媽咪在這裡

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‪寶寶在哪裡？

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‪寶寶在哪裡？我找不到寶寶

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‪我找不到寶寶

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‪不

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‪不

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‪不！

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‪不！

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‪冷靜點，寶貝

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‪寶貝，嘿

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‪媽媽在這裡

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‪我只是想醒過來

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‪我親愛的女兒，妳已經醒了

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‪嗨

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‪發生什麼事了？

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‪可以給我們一點時間嗎？

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‪好

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‪每個靈魂都知道
‪什麼時候該來到這個世界

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‪這次時候不對

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{\an8}‪發生什麼事了？

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{\an8}‪妳生病了，親愛的

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{\an8}‪我本來在醫院嗎？

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{\an8}‪對，妳受到感染

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{\an8}‪醫院留了妳兩天，然後妳堅持要回家

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{\an8}‪我隱約記得對某個穿白袍的人大吼

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{\an8}‪我擔心死了

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{\an8}‪我記得妳睡在我身邊

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{\an8}‪還有麥斯…

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{\an8}‪感覺就像一場夢

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{\an8}‪我失去了寶寶

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{\an8}‪我很遺憾

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{\an8}‪克蘿他媽的在這裡幹嘛？

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{\an8}‪妳一直叫她，不肯停下來

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{\an8}‪我顯然神智不清啊

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{\an8}‪我們不知道還能怎麼辦

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{\an8}‪我能進來嗎？

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{\an8}‪當然可以

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{\an8}‪我真的很會安排蜜月，對吧？

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{\an8}‪跟塔莉哈特結婚，生活絕無冷場

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{\an8}‪天啊，我現在可以吃下一大堆鬆餅

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{\an8}‪還好凱蒂煎了一大堆鬆餅以防萬一

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{\an8}‪你們有感受到嗎？

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{\an8}‪能量正在強烈轉移

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{\an8}‪我感覺到一股暖流蔓延過我的心輪

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{\an8}‪真酷

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{\an8}‪但能不能熄掉那根點燃的肉桂棒？

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{\an8}‪它能淨化空氣

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{\an8}‪邀請古老的女神帶來療癒之光

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‪就在妳生日的這一天

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‪今天不是我生日

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‪克蘿，我的生日在感恩節之後

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‪我錯過感恩節了？

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‪其實妳沒錯過什麼
‪整個感恩節都很讓人失望

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‪噢，可惡

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‪那表示我至少錯過了…

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‪三次錄影

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‪我不敢相信你們
‪就這樣讓我無緣無故躺在床上

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‪才不是無緣無故

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‪休息一下沒關係的
‪我流產時妳也是這樣告訴我的

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‪-我已經休息夠了
‪-放屁

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‪我至少在床上躺了一個月

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‪在我流產後

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‪妳流產過？

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‪至少流過三次

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‪記得里昂嗎？

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‪我當然記得里昂

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‪妳當時可能才十四歲

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‪我就…

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‪坐在浴室的地板，在毯子上流血

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‪然後他一直說：“站起來”

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‪那混蛋還把香菸丟在我頭上

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‪妳為什麼不去看醫生？

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‪因為子宮的智慧是西方醫學不明白的

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‪我得去錄節目

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‪-寶貝
‪-妳不用去

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‪今天是《閨密時刻》的好禮大方送

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‪一年裡最重要的一集，現場直播

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‪我不能讓贊助商失望

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‪不，我跟強尼談過了
‪他們會重播去年的節目

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‪才不要

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‪這個節目已經岌岌可危了

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‪我要去工作

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‪這會是我主持過最棒的一集

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‪-塔莉
‪-嘿！

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‪今天是我生日，妳不能阻止我

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{\an8}‪這實在太多了

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{\an8}‪有海報，還有唱片，妳花了多少錢？

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{\an8}‪我存了一些零用錢

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‪-還有一樣
‪-不必再給我了

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‪打開就是了，傻瓜

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‪妳看，我也有一個

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‪沒錯，這很蠢，對不起

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‪我怎麼會認為這是好主意

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‪這是我收過最棒的禮物了

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‪真的嗎？

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‪妳確定？

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‪因為我真的覺得
‪它可能讓我的脖子變成綠色了

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‪我很喜歡

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‪-可以幫我戴上嗎？
‪-當然

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‪妳看

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‪（最好的朋友）

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‪生日快樂

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‪謝謝妳

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‪我愛妳

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‪螢火蟲巷閨密一輩子？

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‪一輩子

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‪永永遠遠…

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‪不！

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‪一起創作甜美的音樂

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‪天啊，這實在太性感了！

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‪太火辣了！

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‪好吧，那還…蠻不錯的

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‪-寶貝，你知道今天是我們生日嗎？
‪-不可能

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‪-妳跟塔莉同一天生日？
‪-是她生日

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‪但是我的生…產日

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‪我在那天生產

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‪凱特琳，那真的很神奇！

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‪滿月高掛，而我的子宮頸正在擴張

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‪然後這個射手座的生物
‪就從我的身體裡滑了出來

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‪像某種水中生物

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‪我其實還體驗了高潮

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‪那真的是最高雅強烈的疼痛

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‪我在那晚成了女人

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‪所以那也是我的誕生日

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‪真酷

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‪生產高潮！

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‪跟女兒分享這故事真是恰當

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‪本來就是！這是我們的故事！

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‪那麼

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‪我在想

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‪我們一起去一間高級餐廳吃晚餐

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‪紀念這個特別的日子

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‪妳可以帶阿金一起來

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‪克蘿，我說最後一次，她叫凱蒂

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‪我知道，這是我們的玩笑

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‪我故意叫錯她的名字

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‪-真的嗎？
‪-廢話

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‪妳覺得我那麼笨嗎？

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‪怎麼樣？

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‪豐盛的晚餐

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‪為我最特別的壽星慶祝

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‪但妳得盛裝打扮

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‪好啊，當然好

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‪我去挑一件洋裝

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‪謝了，媽

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‪她叫我媽，她從來沒那樣叫過我

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‪真可愛

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‪及時拿掉懸帶
‪剛好趕上切生日蛋糕！

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‪麥樂琪，這實在太多了

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‪噢，這不是我送的

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‪是誰送的？

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‪威爾森金

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‪什麼？真是太酷了

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‪誰是威爾森金？

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‪他是KLET的老闆

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‪他們的新聞台是西雅圖最棒的

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‪如果能在那裡工作
‪基本上就是全國播報的跳板

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‪他今晚想帶我去喝一杯

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‪天啊，我打賭他想挖角我

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‪太棒了！

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‪才不是棒，是他媽的太夢幻了

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‪這可能是我的大好機會

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‪特別是這裡又不肯給我升遷

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‪即使我為了他們挨了一槍

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‪恭喜妳，塔莉，這真的太棒了

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‪糟糕，今天是我生日
‪妳一定計畫了很多事吧

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‪拜託！我是說…

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‪威爾森金比我的尋寶遊戲好太多了

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‪我喜歡妳的尋寶遊戲

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‪哎呀，看看妳

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‪妳的懸帶拿掉了

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‪已經拿掉了，真快！

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‪如果我不了解內情
‪還以為整件事是妳假裝的呢

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‪開玩笑啦

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‪我只是幸運吧，我想

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‪子彈直接穿過，幾乎沒留疤

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‪真是太好了

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‪妳的腿怎麼樣？

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‪只剩下兩次手術了

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‪下禮拜要去拔鋼釘

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‪-太棒了
‪-很好啊

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‪我忍不住偷聽到，妳要見威爾森金？

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‪看來那個小意外反而助妳一臂之力了

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‪但失去妳很可惜啊

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‪妳還沒失去我呢

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‪凱蒂跟我還有那則東德的報導

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‪沒錯，那個關於筆友的可愛小故事

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‪其實是東德男人和西雅圖女人
‪因為書信而相愛的故事

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‪但真正要談的是
‪冷戰對地緣政治的影響

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‪真可愛

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‪好，塔科馬很喜歡

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‪但明天就要準備好
‪所以妳們兩個今晚得留下來剪輯

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‪-我沒辦法
‪-我留下來

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‪塔莉有事

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‪什麼事？

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‪沒什麼

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‪-妳被挖角了，是嗎？
‪-她要跟威爾森金見面

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‪那真是…

211
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,399
‪恭喜了

212
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,526
‪先不用恭喜我，我們只是喝一杯

213
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,153
‪好吧

214
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,155
‪我留下來跟妳弄吧，麥樂琪

215
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,076
‪除非妳有問題

216
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,578
‪不，沒問題

217
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:03,996
‪很好

218
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,919
‪雖然今天是我生日

219
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,630
‪但看來要拿到禮物的人是妳啦

220
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,507
‪為什麼我會拿到禮物？

221
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,634
‪妳跟強尼

222
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,846
‪整晚在編輯室裡獨處
‪剪輯的影片跟禁忌的愛相關

223
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,598
‪我還需要解釋嗎？

224
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,684
‪好啊，解釋怎麼度過尷尬的一晚

225
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,019
‪尚恩的婚禮過後
‪我們之間變得超奇怪的

226
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,772
‪很好，正好趁這次機會化解尷尬

227
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:30,898
‪沒什麼好化解的

228
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,150
‪我只希望妳能帶我跳槽去KLET

229
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,028
‪然後強尼萊恩就可以變成遙遠的回憶

230
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,532
‪只是個我好像曾經愛上過的前老闆

231
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:44,370
‪各位女士先生，掌聲歡迎塔莉哈特！

232
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,414
‪哈囉！

233
00:11:56,173 --> 00:12:00,970
‪歡迎收看《閨密時刻》好禮大方送

234
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,139
‪今天是我的生日！

235
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,515
‪生日快樂！

236
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,060
‪你們都知道這代表什麼

237
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,896
‪你們也會得到禮物！

238
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,484
‪這個主意很糟糕

239
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,320
‪你說呢？她根本就是剛剛才流產完

240
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,531
‪不過，她看起來…

241
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,907
‪完全沒事

242
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,285
‪讓人毛骨悚然，對吧？

243
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,494
‪這就是塔莉

244
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,957
‪謝謝妳，生日精靈

245
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,544
‪好了，各位閨密，看看這個

246
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,796
‪這個小寶貝是最先進的技術結晶

247
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,424
‪它看起來像是尋常的手機

248
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,135
‪但多了一個非常特別的功能

249
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,764
‪它可以照相

250
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,975
‪我知道！你們相信嗎？

251
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,061
‪這是一個結合相機功能的手機

252
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:55,399
‪這款手機要在2004年的春天才會上市

253
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,652
‪所以很可惜，現在還沒辦法拿到

254
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,822
‪但看看你們的椅子底下

255
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,993
‪你們現在都能拿到一支！

256
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,588
‪非常好！

257
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,340
‪謝謝你

258
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,509
‪說到相片

259
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,344
‪下一個好禮大方送

260
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,346
‪是我真的很喜歡的東西

261
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,349
‪由“永恆寫真”提供

262
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,351
‪這是最先進的相框

263
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,353
‪能用幻燈片的方式展示…

264
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,440
‪超過一百張數位相片

265
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,153
‪是不是很棒呢？

266
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,502
‪靠，發生什麼事了？

267
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,602
‪情況不妙

268
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,984
‪我有一個問題要請問觀眾

269
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,196
‪在座各位有誰曾經流產過？

270
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,745
‪播放終場音樂，切廣告

271
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,163
‪這樣不會更糟嗎？

272
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,332
‪比崩潰的現場直播更糟嗎？

273
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,627
‪不，等等，拜託別切廣告，拜託你

274
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,424
‪我的製作人強尼萊恩現在想殺了我

275
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,967
‪因為我們是現場直播，但是…

276
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,429
‪他要離開這個節目了
‪今天是他的最後一天

277
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,389
‪所以這是他欠我的

278
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,102
‪繼續拍攝

279
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,651
‪在座各位有誰曾經流產過？

280
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,198
‪我上個禮拜才剛剛流產

281
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,910
‪其實我現在還在流血…

282
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,203
‪感覺糟透了

283
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,957
‪但我不想覺得羞恥

284
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,126
‪我不想試著隱藏這件事

285
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,964
‪為什麼我們不好的時候
‪還要假裝自己很好呢？

286
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,091
‪我現在…很不好

287
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,263
‪最瘋狂的是一開始…

288
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,643
‪我還不確定
‪我是不是真的想要孩子，但是…

289
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,937
‪後來我確定了

290
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,189
‪非常確定

291
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,568
‪我讓自己沉浸在未來的想像中

292
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,861
‪想像那個孩子…

293
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,911
‪但現在我只剩下這種空虛寂寞的感覺

294
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,872
‪我不曉得我為什麼要告訴你們這些

295
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,086
‪或許是因為我知道我並不孤單

296
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,180
‪有人曾經流產過嗎？

297
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,934
‪我知道不可能只有我

298
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,862
‪嗨，妳叫什麼名字？

299
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,322
‪蘿拉

300
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,617
‪-我還是會夢到我懷孕的時候
‪-我也是

301
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:37,913
‪醫生告訴我那是上帝的旨意
‪因為我沒有結婚

302
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,289
‪妳會沒事的

303
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,501
‪-我很有罪惡感
‪-我也是

304
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,211
‪我覺得很羞恥

305
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,213
‪沒什麼好羞恥的

306
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,923
‪我已經幫她取好名字了

307
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,384
‪-我覺得我失敗了
‪-我會撐過去的

308
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,012
‪-妳真的幫助了我
‪-謝謝妳讓我們發聲

309
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,723
‪-謝謝妳看見我
‪-可以說出來感覺真的很棒

310
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,932
‪真謝謝妳

311
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,537
‪錄影結束

312
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,372
‪做得好，各位！

313
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,250
‪又是《閨密時刻》新的一天！

314
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,217
‪妳做得很好，寶貝

315
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,182
‪你現在有多想殺了我？

316
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,226
‪完全沒有，我以妳為榮

317
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,022
‪但是這些贊助商呢…

318
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,774
‪我會補償他們的

319
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,026
‪總之，這不再是我的問題了

320
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,820
‪有誰現在想來一杯龍舌蘭？

321
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,031
‪我很確定醫生不會建議妳這樣做

322
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,199
‪我要喝一點

323
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,245
‪喂？

324
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:01,872
‪是

325
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:04,958
‪天啊

326
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,796
‪我會盡快趕過去

327
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,007
‪怎麼了？

328
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,927
‪瑪娜砸壞了一間生物實驗室

329
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,054
‪他們正在輔導室等我

330
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,014
‪我乾脆把收信地址改成那裡好了

331
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,224
‪我跟妳去

332
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,142
‪不，沒關係，這是你的最後一天

333
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,435
‪我可以晚點再回來

334
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,604
‪我想要在場，趁我還可以時

335
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,815
‪當然，好吧

336
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,358
‪好，我去告訴塔莉

337
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,949
‪很抱歉我們來晚了

338
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,992
‪-天啊，瑪娜，妳做了什麼？
‪-不會吧

339
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,327
‪沒什麼

340
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,121
‪這不是沒什麼

341
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,125
‪她們打斷了生物課的青蛙解剖實驗

342
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:47,960
‪她們潑油漆

343
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,088
‪-那是虐待動物
‪-為什麼要讓無辜的爬蟲動物濺血？

344
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,798
‪是兩棲動物，青蛙是兩棲類

345
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,799
‪隨便啦！

346
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,051
‪我們明明就可以透過其他方式學習

347
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,970
‪她們在過程中打破了一些燒杯

348
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,388
‪有人可能會受傷

349
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,142
‪好吧，但是有人受傷嗎？

350
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,727
‪沒有，但那不是重點

351
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,728
‪青蛙受傷了

352
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,398
‪-牠們被無痛安樂死了
‪-好，先等等

353
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,066
‪我大概知道她們的意思了

354
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,611
‪你不必殺死真的青蛙來學習生物學

355
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,530
‪完全正確

356
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,240
‪你們可以用假青蛙

357
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,284
‪沒錯，我就是這個意思

358
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,829
‪這會是瑪娜這學期的第三次停學

359
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,414
‪再一次就有可能被退學

360
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,000
‪天啊，瑪娜，退學？

361
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,794
‪或者…我只是隨口說說

362
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,171
‪與其罰她們停學

363
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,047
‪不如要她們把實驗室清乾淨

364
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,383
‪然後用這副模樣上完剩下的課

365
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,178
‪就是這樣
‪這樣比較像她們應得的後果

366
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,388
‪-都沾到頭髮了
‪-我全身都是油漆！

367
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,640
‪妳把油漆潑到頭上之前就該想到了

368
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,271
‪這的確像是一個難能可貴的機會教育

369
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,148
‪比起停學，我覺得這會是…

370
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,317
‪更有效果的學習

371
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,198
‪真不敢相信那竟然有用！

372
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,617
‪我們的寶貝不會被退學了…還不會

373
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,869
‪我為她們感到驕傲算瘋了嗎？

374
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,078
‪-算
‪-不，我有同感

375
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,497
‪我寧願她們為自己的信念挺身而出

376
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,875
‪-即使會搞得一團亂
‪-即使會搞得一團亂

377
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,170
‪你們兩個真的意見一致，那真的…

378
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:14,588
‪很酷

379
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,257
‪比互毆好多了，對吧？

380
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,388
‪聽著，我得回去工作了

381
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,807
‪但我先載妳回家吧，凱蒂

382
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,268
‪那太麻煩了，我們根本不順路

383
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,812
‪對啊，我可以載凱蒂回家，沒問題

384
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,356
‪-是嗎？
‪-是啊

385
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,442
‪噢，那好，太好了，謝謝你

386
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,570
‪如果我不會再見到你…

387
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,156
‪先預祝你順利，兄弟

388
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,742
‪謝了，保重

389
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,661
‪-掰，強尼
‪-掰

390
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,711
‪真希望我認為
‪瑪娜是為了信念而行動

391
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,089
‪但我覺得她只是
‪氣她爸爸離開所以搞破壞

392
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,758
‪是啊，我懂，人生有可能很痛苦

393
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,510
‪有時候就是得潑一些油漆

394
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,679
‪即使像我們這種負責任的大人也一樣

395
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,807
‪沒錯，我也有這種感覺
‪有時候我就是得…

396
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,434
‪就像今天早上
‪我在皮包底部找到幾顆巧克力

397
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,435
‪然後我就…

398
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,896
‪自己把它們拿到廁所裡全吃了

399
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,983
‪跟我說的不完全一樣

400
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,150
‪但是…

401
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,111
‪在瑞秋去世之後

402
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,280
‪我開始會做一些奇怪的事

403
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,283
‪然後我找到一個抒發情緒的方法
‪讓我潑點油漆

404
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,369
‪怎麼樣？妳有時間嗎？要不要…

405
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,413
‪要不要試試？

406
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,541
‪走吧

407
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,668
‪-是什麼？
‪-走吧

408
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,718
‪這真是太夢幻了

409
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,179
‪寶貝女兒的生日，一定要給她最好的

410
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:49,808
‪夫人

411
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,852
‪謝謝你

412
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,277
‪-我要一杯曼哈頓
‪-沒問題

413
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,655
‪再來兩杯無酒精的邁泰

414
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,573
‪馬上來

415
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,534
‪克蘿，曼哈頓是什麼？

416
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,455
‪我不知道，但我在電影裡看過一次

417
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,165
‪聽起來真的很酷

418
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,836
‪天啊，麵包是熱的

419
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,174
‪謝謝

420
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,844
‪天啊，這簡直是天堂

421
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,900
‪那不是…

422
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,527
‪里昂在這裡工作？

423
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,155
‪不然我們怎麼吃得起？

424
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:46,531
‪用他的員工優惠

425
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,834
‪現在要給妳生日驚喜了

426
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,422
‪糟糕，她要做什麼？

427
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:05,926
‪我想她要唱歌

428
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,012
‪我就知道不可能有這麼好的事

429
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,139
‪各位好

430
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,768
‪我叫做桃樂絲哈特

431
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,979
‪這是我第一次來“盧索與班克斯”

432
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,481
‪真的很棒

433
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,985
‪希望你們喜歡這首歌

434
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,071
‪獻給我女兒

435
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:30,117
‪慶祝我們的誕生日

436
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,949
‪我們來這裡做什麼？

437
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,117
‪等一下就知道了

438
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,414
‪-天啊
‪-沒錯

439
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,499
‪妳想先唱嗎？

440
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,876
‪不了，謝謝，我跳過

441
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,128
‪我不是…唱歌的料

442
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,671
‪妳會錯過好玩的事

443
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,632
‪跳傘的刺激跟唱歌後的爽感相比

444
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,092
‪根本不算什麼

445
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,847
‪凱蒂麥樂琪，下一首換妳唱

446
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,977
‪但先讓我教教妳該怎麼表演

447
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,604
‪讚啦！

448
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,119
‪爽啦！

449
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,463
‪謝謝

450
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,299
‪塔莉哈特，真高興能和妳見面

451
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,968
‪我的榮幸，金先生

452
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,261
‪叫我威爾森就好

453
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,813
‪妳的耳朵一定很癢

454
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,398
‪為什麼呢，金先生？

455
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:10,235
‪西雅圖的每一個人都在談論塔莉哈特

456
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:15,031
‪我猜妳是愛喝馬丁尼的女孩
‪所以幫妳點了一杯

457
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:18,118
‪-骯髒馬丁尼，希望妳不介意
‪-越髒越好

458
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,995
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

459
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,082
‪哇，這個地方

460
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,167
‪妳以前來過嗎？

461
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,504
‪來過一次，在我生日的時候

462
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,923
‪其實就是十年前的今晚

463
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,175
‪-今天是妳生日？
‪-沒錯

464
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,886
‪我媽一定會說這是CCC

465
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,598
‪瘋狂的宇宙連結

466
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,267
‪話說回來，她是個瘋子

467
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,061
‪我們就說這是命運吧

468
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,439
‪等等

469
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,526
‪他們還是有香蕉蘭姆酒冰淇淋

470
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,694
‪我絕對要點這個

471
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,904
‪妳真的很能讓人卸下防備

472
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,491
‪我看了那段便利商店的影片至少…

473
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,243
‪十次了

474
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,746
‪我那天沒讓人卸下防備，我中槍了

475
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,831
‪沒錯，但是…

476
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:09,169
‪妳在壓力下還能那樣鎮定優雅

477
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,253
‪怎麼做到的？

478
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,757
‪我在十四歲的時候就決定

479
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,842
‪我一定要成為下一個珍愛德森

480
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:18,219
‪為什麼滿足於此？
‪為什麼不是芭芭拉華特斯？

481
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,805
‪的確是呢

482
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:21,765
‪乾杯

483
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,195
‪你還在這裡幹什麼？

484
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:37,656
‪你已經下班了

485
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,616
‪繳回你的識別證，回家吧

486
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,201
‪那妳又在這裡做什麼？

487
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,453
‪妳應該回家休息了

488
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,246
‪但今天是我生日

489
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,084
‪我得向我最喜歡的製作人敬一杯

490
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,462
‪那混帳還斗膽離開我呢

491
00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,302
‪精彩的最後一天

492
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,971
‪希望我明天能在這裡

493
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,182
‪看妳叫那些氣壞的贊助商滾開

494
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,435
‪其實我很期待能自己來

495
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,980
‪我才不管他們說什麼

496
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,608
‪那是…

497
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:18,071
‪我主持過最棒的一集節目

498
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,956
‪或許妳該去慶祝

499
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,292
‪-跟妳先生一起
‪-我先生

500
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:36,506
‪聽起來好怪，好像有人唸錯我的名字

501
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,466
‪他是個好人

502
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,136
‪是啊，我配不上他

503
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,263
‪那不是真的

504
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,688
‪他沒同意面對這種結果，我跟你保證

505
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,941
‪妳沒好好聽誓詞

506
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:59,654
‪無論境遇好壞，無論生病與否

507
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:03,742
‪我以為好事會比壞事先來，你懂嗎？

508
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,130
‪我只是覺得我無法面對他

509
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,966
‪我看過妳面對更糟的事

510
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,438
‪上吧，凱蒂！

511
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,007
‪妳待在KPOC是浪費才華

512
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:24,924
‪同意

513
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,718
‪那就開個價吧

514
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,681
‪妳真的很單刀直入，是嗎？

515
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:34,684
‪人生苦短，何必說廢話？

516
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,477
‪我同意，我也不廢話

517
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,021
‪那麼，我提議…

518
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,566
‪我們再喝一杯
‪然後談談怎麼讓妳離開KPOC

519
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:42,692
‪坐上我的主播椅

520
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:43,943
‪我提議…

521
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,780
‪服務生，再來一杯

522
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:48,781
‪好女孩！

523
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,026
‪這是我為我女兒塔露拉寫的歌

524
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,320
‪謝謝各位

525
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,447
‪希望我很快就能回來

526
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,453
‪妳得嚐嚐這個，塔莉

527
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,122
‪我不餓，謝謝

528
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:41,376
‪真是太爽了！

529
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,169
‪我覺得好興奮啊！

530
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,546
‪妳覺得怎麼樣，塔莉？

531
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:51,344
‪好吧，我要再來一杯可口的曼哈頓

532
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:52,929
‪我們想結帳了可以嗎？

533
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:55,264
‪-當然
‪-我說我還要一杯曼哈頓

534
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,432
‪而且這是免費附贈的

535
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,309
‪我們是里昂馬斯克的客人

536
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:00,687
‪誰？

537
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,063
‪那個鋼琴手

538
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:04,232
‪他工作的每個晚上都有免費晚餐

539
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,275
‪我相信妳搞錯了，夫人

540
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,444
‪不要叫我夫人

541
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:10,863
‪我還年輕

542
00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:13,741
‪寶貝

543
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:18,454
‪能不能請你過來這裡
‪告訴這個人到底是怎麼回事？謝謝

544
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:25,503
‪怎麼了？

545
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:28,506
‪是這樣，他說我們必須付錢

546
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,217
‪但這個混帳不了解的是

547
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,761
‪我們在這裡工作，我是歌手

548
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,639
‪-有什麼問題嗎？
‪-有！有問題！

549
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,307
‪請你跟他說好嗎？

550
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,476
‪很抱歉，老闆

551
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,519
‪她…

552
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:43,730
‪搞錯了

553
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,399
‪你跟他道歉？

554
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,942
‪快回去工作

555
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,653
‪妳得結帳了

556
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:53,156
‪妳已經打擾到我們的客人了

557
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,745
‪好，妳們知道嗎？沒關係

558
00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,581
‪沒關係的，偶爾揮霍一下沒關係

559
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,294
‪我就去車上去拿我的錢包

560
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,462
‪好了，走吧，女孩們

561
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,504
‪不行

562
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,965
‪她們可以待在這裡等妳回來

563
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:11,924
‪好了

564
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:13,760
‪放輕鬆點，老兄

565
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,013
‪你不必把我當成什麼騙子一樣

566
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,807
‪我剛剛免費表演給你的客人看

567
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,768
‪你應該付我錢，那是我寫的歌

568
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,437
‪如果妳不付錢，我們就得報警了

569
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,440
‪真是他媽的好計畫

570
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,609
‪叫他媽的警察來

571
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,487
‪-在我女兒生日當天逮捕她
‪-妳得安靜一點

572
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,113
‪把你的髒手拿開！

573
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,369
‪-妳現在就走，快點！
‪-叫警察來啊，我不在乎！

574
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,538
‪叫那些該死的豬來，你比那些豬還髒

575
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,374
‪你的餐廳爛透了！
‪你們知道嗎？嘿，你們知道嗎？

576
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,418
‪里昂說廚房裡有老鼠！

577
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,003
‪小老鼠都在你們的食物裡！

578
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,006
‪-快點，走吧！現在就走！
‪-到處都是小老鼠！

579
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,841
‪-廚房裡都是小老鼠！
‪-快走！

580
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,427
‪（盧索與班克斯）

581
00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,013
‪真的很謝謝你請我吃晚餐

582
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,515
‪實在是很美味

583
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:01,974
‪不客氣

584
00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:06,896
‪我想跟妳合作，塔莉，這是重點

585
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,565
‪但我不想要妳成為下一個珍愛德森

586
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,442
‪或是下一個芭芭拉華特斯

587
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,362
‪我要妳成為第一個塔莉哈特

588
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,114
‪成為標誌性人物

589
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:18,950
‪好

590
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,285
‪如果你堅持，我會成為標誌性人物

591
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,328
‪好

592
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,163
‪太好了

593
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,251
‪-很高興再次見到你，金先生
‪-謝謝你

594
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,214
‪那麼…

595
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:37,426
‪妳明天來我的辦公室，就中午吧

596
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,554
‪然後我們來談談妳的未來

597
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,973
‪太好了，我一定會到

598
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:42,890
‪很好

599
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,561
‪我有另一個想法…

600
00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:51,232
‪我們也可以現在繼續聊

601
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,737
‪麗晶酒店有一個房間，是為我準備的

602
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,283
‪埃及棉床單

603
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,077
‪跟泳池一樣大的浴缸

604
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:08,082
‪其實我現在跟我朋友凱蒂有約

605
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,585
‪而且，我有男朋友了

606
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:15,923
‪這會是妳的標準答案嗎？

607
00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:17,633
‪什麼意思？

608
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,135
‪別浪費我的時間

609
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:22,180
‪我想讓妳成為下一個巨星

610
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,724
‪但我也可以
‪讓妳成為下一個露賽特拉納多

611
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,392
‪露賽特拉納多是誰？

612
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:27,393
‪正是

613
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:29,478
‪好好想想吧

614
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,368
‪謝謝妳帶我出去玩

615
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,080
‪生日快樂，塔莉

616
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:51,459
‪妳們真是幸運

617
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,587
‪美好的未來就在妳們眼前

618
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,926
‪跟我保證
‪妳無論如何都會追逐妳的夢想

619
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,596
‪別讓任何事情阻止妳

620
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:07,266
‪不管是男人、社會，或是孩子

621
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,896
‪妳只要為自己而活

622
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,199
‪真是好玩，明年再來一次吧

623
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,116
‪嘿

624
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,160
‪我們會的

625
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,037
‪但是…

626
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,206
‪不會有任何糟糕的事

627
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,751
‪我保證，今後到永遠

628
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:36,754
‪我都會確保妳的生日

629
00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,673
‪過得很美好

630
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,883
‪很特別，而且很快樂

631
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,010
‪因為這是妳應得的

632
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,681
‪以這條閨密項鍊的力量

633
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:48,975
‪我發誓

634
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,311
‪謝謝妳

635
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,355
‪沒問題

636
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:01,988
‪這兩位來自對立世界的人

637
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,573
‪海恩斯紐格鮑爾與貝蒂華勒斯

638
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,742
‪他們之間的浪漫結合

639
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:10,871
‪是因為他們發現
‪彼此的相同之處遠多於彼此的歧異

640
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,999
‪或許對我們所有人來說

641
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,500
‪這是希望的預兆

642
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:18,170
‪在不久的將來
‪期待真正的冷戰也會開始化解

643
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,756
‪-這很好，真的很棒
‪-KPOC的塔莉哈特為您報導

644
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,716
‪她很厲害

645
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,385
‪我不是說塔莉

646
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,096
‪妳完成了這個作品
‪這是妳寫的，妳製作的

647
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,850
‪我覺得結尾好像少了點什麼

648
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:35,146
‪我們可以用他們在湖邊牽手的鏡頭

649
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,690
‪我覺得應該要用…

650
00:38:37,773 --> 00:38:38,983
‪柏林圍牆的鏡頭

651
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,484
‪我喜歡牽手的鏡頭

652
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,485
‪太做作了

653
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,486
‪是有感情

654
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,905
‪這是關於冷戰的報導

655
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,450
‪這是關於愛情的報導

656
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,994
‪天啊，強尼，你的專業哪裡去了？

657
00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,163
‪妳什麼時候變得這麼憤世嫉俗

658
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,042
‪好

659
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,840
‪好吧，這完全不像我想的那麼痛苦

660
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:04,633
‪謝了？

661
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,803
‪上次我們相處時，妳對我破口大罵

662
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,139
‪是啊，因為你那時是個混蛋

663
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:12,933
‪妳說得對，我是

664
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:15,394
‪我很抱歉

665
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,438
‪對這一切很抱歉

666
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,486
‪妳知道，婚禮之後
‪我花了一些時間思考，然後…

667
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,446
‪我想通了一些事

668
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:31,285
‪我真的很不會跟人交往

669
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,913
‪我到最後都會傷害對方

670
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,624
‪我們從來沒有交往過

671
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,502
‪但我傷害了妳

672
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,255
‪你也沒真的傷害我，沒關係的

673
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,173
‪不…

674
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:47,301
‪我想要親妳，然後忘得一乾二淨

675
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:49,136
‪-沒關係
‪-這樣很糟糕，我…

676
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,222
‪我當時腦袋不清楚

677
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:52,765
‪我懂

678
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,101
‪不，我不是那個意思

679
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:58,479
‪我並不是…沒有感覺，我有感覺！

680
00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,647
‪但是…

681
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,982
‪-你真的不必繼續講下去
‪-比較像是…

682
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,151
‪我配不上妳

683
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,569
‪或是任何人，真的

684
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,738
‪我希望我配得上

685
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,448
‪我也想那樣

686
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,409
‪但…

687
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:12,952
‪我就是配不上

688
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,412
‪了解

689
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,288
‪總之…

690
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,416
‪我很抱歉

691
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,127
‪沒關係，真的

692
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,129
‪那些事都過去了

693
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,631
‪而且我已經把它們拋在腦後了

694
00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:27,049
‪用最快的速度

695
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,008
‪好

696
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,761
‪看吧，這件事我也搞砸了

697
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,263
‪你沒有，沒關係的

698
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:34,765
‪妳對我來說很重要，麥樂琪

699
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:40,563
‪我真的很想要我們之間能重新開始

700
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,815
‪以朋友的身分

701
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,110
‪當然好

702
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,280
‪我們已經是朋友了

703
00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:27,735
‪爸在沙發上睡著了

704
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:29,278
‪是啊

705
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:30,362
‪妳要趕他出去嗎？

706
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,864
‪沒有，當然沒有

707
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,034
‪妳還好嗎？

708
00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:37,328
‪他幾天後就要離開了

709
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:38,871
‪妳一定很難過

710
00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:45,836
‪身為十四歲的孩子
‪最糟糕的就是妳無法控制任何事

711
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,380
‪那些事就是會發生在妳身上，爛透了

712
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:50,925
‪讓妳想要潑油漆

713
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,301
‪我是為了青蛙

714
00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,260
‪我知道

715
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,308
‪穿上鞋子

716
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,477
‪-要幹嘛？
‪-妳馬上就知道了

717
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:08,734
‪嘿

718
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,320
‪妳去哪裡了？我一直打電話

719
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,155
‪是啊

720
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,409
‪我在公司喝一點酒

721
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,453
‪凱蒂呢？

722
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,663
‪我送她回家了

723
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:22,831
‪這樣我們才能獨處

724
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,459
‪-兩個小時前
‪-靠

725
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,045
‪她有生氣嗎？

726
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,257
‪我們總是一起過我的生日

727
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:34,552
‪我想或許我們可以一起過妳的生日

728
00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:37,263
‪這是我跟凱蒂的約定

729
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:39,515
‪以這條閨密項鍊的力量

730
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,477
‪妳不覺得妳喝太多了嗎？

731
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,733
‪老天，我從沒見過我爸，你是他嗎？

732
00:42:52,194 --> 00:42:53,529
‪我不想吵架，塔莉

733
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,115
‪我很擔心妳，我們得談談這件事

734
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,241
‪為什麼？

735
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:58,784
‪什麼為什麼？

736
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,287
‪因為我們剛經歷了一件大事

737
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:04,873
‪我不想談

738
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:07,668
‪我整天都在談這件事，夠了

739
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,629
‪所以妳可以在電視上
‪對幾百萬人敞開心胸

740
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,089
‪卻不願意跟妳先生談？

741
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:13,007
‪沒錯

742
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,843
‪這就是重點，你抓到了

743
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,845
‪-我知道妳很難過
‪-你什麼屁都不懂

744
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:18,762
‪妳說什麼？

745
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,559
‪我累了

746
00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:25,603
‪我想睡覺了

747
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,688
‪-好，我們就先睡一覺…
‪-自己睡

748
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,442
‪我想要自己去睡覺

749
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:34,194
‪-別這樣，塔莉，我是妳先生
‪-因為我有了孩子

750
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,196
‪現在沒有孩子了

751
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,823
‪妳覺得我娶妳是因為妳懷孕？

752
00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:40,034
‪我知道我嫁給你是因為我懷孕

753
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,619
‪但現在我沒有懷孕了

754
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:45,205
‪或許這樣最好，對每個人都是

755
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,165
‪天啊，塔莉

756
00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:47,333
‪怎樣？不好意思

757
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,961
‪別假裝你心裡沒有偷偷鬆了一口氣

758
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:53,464
‪我當然沒有鬆一口氣
‪塔莉，妳搞什麼？

759
00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:54,506
‪我就有

760
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,969
‪我會是一個很糟糕的母親，麥斯

761
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:01,639
‪而那個寶寶知道，所以…

762
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,224
‪做得好，女孩…

763
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,184
‪或男孩

764
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,771
‪拜託，妳別這樣好嗎？

765
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,522
‪我知道妳醉了，妳在說醉話

766
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,732
‪我們就先去睡覺吧

767
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,234
‪可以請你他媽的離開我家嗎？

768
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,612
‪拜託

769
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:22,326
‪我只想要一個人

770
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:28,832
‪塔莉

771
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,755
‪我不想要你在這裡，麥斯

772
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:38,759
‪我們犯了錯
‪你怎麼還沒搞清楚重點？

773
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:42,471
‪給我滾出去！

774
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:05,703
‪幹！

775
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,208
‪真該死！

776
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,007
‪妳想在晚上划船？在雨中划？

777
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,217
‪不太正確

778
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,933
‪媽，這都爛了，妳還叫爸把船丟了

779
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:12,436
‪我知道，我只是想釋放一些壓力

780
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,568
‪妳瘋了！

781
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,361
‪快點！試試看，妳會喜歡的！

782
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:22,905
‪好吧

783
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,118
‪太爽了！

784
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:39,755
‪我氣死了！

785
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,484
‪你已經不在這裡工作了

786
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:43,652
‪我一直在找妳

787
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:45,529
‪我的黑莓機壞了，怎麼了？

788
00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,489
‪曼德瑞克放棄這個節目了

789
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:51,201
‪由新的傳輸商接手了

790
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,452
‪天啊

791
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:55,414
‪新老闆現在在攝影棚裡等

792
00:47:58,834 --> 00:47:59,960
‪強尼，沒事的

793
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:03,130
‪這是件好事，我會讓它變成好事

794
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:07,175
‪告訴我那些數字
‪晚點可能要再跟工作人員討論

795
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:09,803
‪嘿，塔莉

796
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,391
‪很高興再次見到妳

797
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,469
‪字幕翻譯：劉怡眉