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‪妈妈！

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‪克劳德！

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‪你在哪？

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‪给我妈妈打电话

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‪我需要我妈妈！

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‪…有这样一个…

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‪糟糕的母亲？

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‪抱着她

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‪她是你的了

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‪我弄丢了孩子

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‪我弄丢了孩子

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‪-我弄丢了孩子
‪-没事的

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‪没事的 妈妈在这里

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‪孩子呢？

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‪孩子呢？我找不到孩子

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‪我找不到孩子

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‪不

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‪不

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‪不！

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‪不！

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‪冷静 宝贝

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‪宝贝

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‪妈妈在这里

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‪我就想醒来

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‪我亲爱的女儿 你醒着呢

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‪你好

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‪这是怎么回事？

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‪能让我们单独聊聊吗？

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‪好

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‪每个灵魂都知道该何时来到这个世界

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‪那还不是时候

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{\an8}‪怎么回事？

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{\an8}‪你一直在生着病 亲爱的

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{\an8}‪我是住院了吗？

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{\an8}‪对 你得了感染

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{\an8}‪他们让你在医院住了两天
‪然后你坚持要回家

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{\an8}‪我隐约记得冲一个
‪穿着实验室大褂的人吼

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{\an8}‪我当时好担心

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{\an8}‪我记得你睡在我身边

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{\an8}‪还有麦克斯…

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{\an8}‪感觉像是一场梦

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{\an8}‪我失去了孩子

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{\an8}‪我真为你感到遗憾

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{\an8}‪克劳德怎么在这里？

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{\an8}‪你一直呼喊她的名字 不肯停下来

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{\an8}‪-我当时显然神志不清
‪-我们也束手无策

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{\an8}‪我能进来吗？

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{\an8}‪当然可以

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{\an8}‪我真的很擅长度蜜月 对吧？

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{\an8}‪娶了塔莉哈特后
‪我就没有过无聊的时刻

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{\an8}‪老天 我现在能吃无数个煎饼

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{\an8}‪好在凯特为了以防万一
‪做了无数个煎饼

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{\an8}‪你们都能感觉到吗？

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{\an8}‪能量在进行强烈地转换

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{\an8}‪我感受到一股暖流穿越我的心轮

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{\an8}‪酷

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{\an8}‪但你能熄灭那根冒烟的肉桂棒吗？

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{\an8}‪它能净化空气…

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{\an8}‪邀请古老的神给你带来治愈之光

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{\an8}‪在你生日这天

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{\an8}‪今天不是我的生日
‪克劳德 我的生日是在感恩节之后

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{\an8}‪我错过了感恩节？

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{\an8}‪你没错过什么 我是说
‪这个感恩节还挺扫兴的

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{\an8}‪可恶

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{\an8}‪这说明我至少错过了三次录制

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{\an8}‪你们居然让我无故躺在床上

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{\an8}‪那不是无故

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{\an8}‪你可以歇歇
‪我怀孕时你就是这么跟我说的

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{\an8}‪-我已经歇够了
‪-胡说

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{\an8}‪我流产后至少在床上躺了三个月

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{\an8}‪你流产过？

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{\an8}‪至少三次

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{\an8}‪还记得利昂吗？

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{\an8}‪-我当然记得利昂
‪-你当时或许是14岁

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{\an8}‪我就…

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{\an8}‪瘫在卫生间的地板上 血流了一垫子

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{\an8}‪而他一直说“起来”

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{\an8}‪那混蛋还朝我头上甩了一根烟

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{\an8}‪你那时怎么不去看医生？

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{\an8}‪因为子宫拥有西方医学不理解的智慧

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{\an8}‪我还有节目要录

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{\an8}‪-宝贝
‪-不 你没有

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{\an8}‪今天是《闺蜜时刻》礼物大放送

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{\an8}‪这是每年最盛大的一期 还是直播

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{\an8}‪-我不能让赞助商失望
‪-不 没事的

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{\an8}‪我跟约翰尼聊过了
‪他们会重播去年的节目

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{\an8}‪绝对不行 这档节目
‪本来就在生死边缘了

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{\an8}‪我要去工作 这会是有史以来
‪我最棒的一期节目

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{\an8}‪-小塔…
‪-喂！

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{\an8}‪今天是我的生日 你不能拦着我

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{\an8}‪这也太多了 海报、唱片
‪你到底花了多少钱？

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{\an8}‪我存了一些零花钱

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{\an8}‪-还有一个
‪-这些就够了

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{\an8}‪快打开 傻瓜

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{\an8}‪瞧 我也有一条

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{\an8}‪你说得对 这样好傻 抱歉

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{\an8}‪我不知道自己为何觉得这主意很好

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{\an8}‪这是我收到过的最棒的礼物

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{\an8}‪真的吗？

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{\an8}‪你确定？

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{\an8}‪因为我还想着它会把我的脖子染绿

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{\an8}‪我超喜欢 你能帮我戴上吗？

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{\an8}‪当然

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{\an8}‪瞧见没？

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{\an8}‪（闺蜜）

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{\an8}‪生日快乐

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{\an8}‪谢谢

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‪我爱你

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‪-永远的萤火虫小巷闺蜜？
‪-永远的

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‪永永远远…

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‪不要！

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‪一起制作温馨甜蜜的音乐

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‪老天 这首歌太火辣了！

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‪太火辣了！

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‪刚才那歌…还真是不错

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‪-宝贝 你知道今天是我们的生日吗？
‪-不会吧

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‪-你和塔莉一天生日？
‪-是她的生日

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‪但是我的“生”日

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‪是我生下她的日子

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‪凯特琳 那很神奇的！

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‪当时是满月 我的子宫口长熟了

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‪然后这个人马座的生物
‪像一种水生动物一样

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‪从我的身体里滑了出来

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‪我其实都高潮了 那是最剧烈的疼痛

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‪我那晚成为了女人
‪所以那天也是我的“生”日

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‪真酷

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‪分娩高潮！
‪真是适合跟女儿分享的故事

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‪就是啊！这是我们的故事

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‪所以 我在想

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‪我们去一家高档的餐厅吃顿晚饭
‪好好庆祝一番

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‪你可以带上凯姆

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‪克劳德 我最后跟你说一遍
‪她叫凯特

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‪我知道 但这算是我们之间的玩笑
‪我总是叫错她的名字

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‪-真的吗？
‪-当然 你觉得我有那么笨吗？

135
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‪怎么样？

136
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‪一顿大餐 好好为我的
‪特别小寿星贺寿

137
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‪但你得精心打扮一番

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‪好啊 当然了
‪我去选一条裙子 谢谢你 妈妈

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‪她叫了我妈妈！她从未叫过我妈妈！

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‪真可爱

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‪你悬带拆得真是时候
‪刚好赶上切你的生日蛋糕！

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‪穆拉基 这也太奢侈了

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‪这不是我送的

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‪谁送的？

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‪威尔逊金

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‪什么？天啊 好酷

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‪威尔森金是谁？

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‪他是KLET电视台的总裁
‪他们是西雅图第一新闻台

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‪要是为他们工作
‪就等于得到了在全国露脸的机会

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‪他今晚想请我喝酒
‪老天 他肯定是想挖我

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‪-真好！
‪-不是真好 是太好了

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‪这可能是我千载难逢的良机

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‪尤其是这里的人不肯提拔我

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‪尽管我真的为他们挨了一刻子弹

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‪恭喜你 小塔 这真是太棒了

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‪可恶 我的生日
‪你肯定计划好了一整晚

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‪没关系！威尔逊金可比我那
‪无聊的寻宝游戏棒多了

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‪我超爱你的寻宝游戏

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‪哎呀 瞧瞧你

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‪你已经拆掉悬带了 好快！

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‪要不是我了解你 我会以为是你
‪自编自演了这一出 开玩笑的

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‪我就是幸运而已
‪子弹直接擦了过去 都没留疤

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‪真是太好了

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‪你的腿怎么样了？

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‪只剩下两次手术了
‪我下周要把钢钉取出来

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‪-太好了
‪-那就好

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‪我无意中听到你要跟威尔逊金见面？

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‪貌似你的小事故让你因祸得福啊

169
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,441
‪但你要是走了 就太可惜了

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‪我还没走呢

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‪我和凯特还要继续那篇
‪关于东德的报道

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‪对哦 那篇关于笔友的温馨报道

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‪其实是一个东德男人和西雅图女人
‪在通信中爱上彼此

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‪但故事的内涵在于冷战带来的
‪地缘政治影响

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‪真不错

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‪好了 塔科马那边很喜欢

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‪但我们得在明天的新闻里插播
‪所以你俩今晚得留下来剪片子

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‪-我不行
‪-我可以留下 塔莉有事

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‪什么事？

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‪没什么事

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‪-有人挖你 对吧？
‪-她要跟威尔逊金见面

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‪这真是…

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‪恭喜你

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‪先别急着恭喜我 我们就是喝一杯

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‪好吧 那我留下来
‪跟你一起剪辑 穆拉基

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‪除非你也有问题

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‪不 完全没问题

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‪好极了

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‪虽然今天是我的生日
‪但貌似收到礼物的人是你

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‪此话怎讲？

191
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,634
‪你和约翰尼

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‪孤男寡女 一整晚待在剪辑室

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‪剪一条关于禁忌之恋的片子？
‪还用我给你写本教程吗？

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00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,600
‪是啊 一本导致超级悲惨之夜的教程

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‪自从肖恩结婚后
‪我和他之间就一直很怪

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‪那就好 就把今晚当作
‪你们解决问题的机会

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‪没什么可解决的
‪我只希望你能带我去KLET电视台

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00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,028
‪这样约翰尼莱恩就会变成遥远的回忆

199
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,532
‪他就不过是我曾经的上司
‪以及我算是暗恋过的人了

200
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:44,370
‪女士们先生们 掌声有请塔莉哈特！

201
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,414
‪大家好！

202
00:11:56,173 --> 00:12:00,970
‪欢迎来到《闺蜜时刻》礼物大放送

203
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,139
‪今天是我的生日！

204
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,515
‪生日快乐！

205
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,060
‪你们都知道这意味着什么！

206
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,896
‪你们也会收到礼物

207
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,484
‪这不是个好主意

208
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,320
‪你这么想吗？她好像十分钟前刚流产

209
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,531
‪尽管 她看起来…

210
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,907
‪一点事都没有的样子

211
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,784
‪很奇怪吧？

212
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,494
‪她可是塔莉

213
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,957
‪谢谢你 生日精灵

214
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,167
‪会是什么？

215
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:35,755
‪好了 闺蜜们 看好了
‪这个小玩意可是一流的

216
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:41,135
‪它看起来像是普通的手机
‪但多加了一个非常特别的功能

217
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,764
‪它能拍照

218
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,975
‪我知道！你们能相信吗？

219
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,061
‪这是一部带相机的手机

220
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,399
‪这款手机直到2004年春天才上市

221
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,652
‪所以很不幸 现在还买不到

222
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,822
‪但看看你们的座位下面

223
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,993
‪大家人手一部！

224
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,588
‪好了！

225
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,340
‪谢谢你！

226
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,509
‪说到照片

227
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,846
‪下一件放送的礼物
‪真的很受我的喜爱

228
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,307
‪由永远的照片公司推出

229
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:32,228
‪这是一款可以进行幻灯片式播放的
‪一流相框…

230
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,440
‪容量可达一百多张电子…照片

231
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,153
‪是不是很棒？

232
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,502
‪可恶 怎么回事？

233
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,561
‪情况不妙

234
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,984
‪我有个问题问大家

235
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,196
‪谁流过产？

236
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,745
‪播放结束音乐 插播广告

237
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,163
‪但那样岂不是更糟？

238
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,748
‪比在直播现场崩溃更糟吗？

239
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:38,627
‪不 等一下 拜托 请别插播广告

240
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,383
‪我的制片人约翰尼莱恩
‪现在想杀了我 因为这是直播

241
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:48,429
‪但他就要离开节目了
‪今天是他在这里工作的最后一天

242
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,389
‪所以这是他欠我的

243
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,102
‪继续录制

244
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,651
‪谁流过产？

245
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,032
‪我上周就流产了

246
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:13,037
‪其实 我现在还在流血…
‪这种感觉糟透了

247
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:19,126
‪但我不想感到羞耻 我不想试图隐藏

248
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,881
‪我们明明不好
‪为什么要装作一副什么都好的样子？

249
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,966
‪我…一点都不好

250
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,263
‪荒谬的是 一开始 我都不…

251
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,643
‪我都不知道是不是想要孩子 但…

252
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,937
‪我后来想要了

253
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,189
‪我迫切地想要孩子

254
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:45,903
‪我让自己去幻想它会是什么样子
‪那个孩子会…

255
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,911
‪但现在我只觉得孤独又空荡荡的

256
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,039
‪我不知道为何要告诉你们这件事

257
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,336
‪或许是因为我知道自己不是一个人

258
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,514
‪你们谁经历过这种事吗？

259
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,226
‪我知道不可能只有我

260
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,862
‪嗨 你叫什么名字？

261
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,322
‪劳拉

262
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,617
‪-我现在还在做怀孕的梦
‪-我也是

263
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:37,913
‪医生说那是上帝的旨意
‪因为我没结婚

264
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,415
‪你会好起来的

265
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,501
‪-我感觉很内疚
‪-我也是

266
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,211
‪我觉得好羞愧

267
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,213
‪没什么可羞愧的

268
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,923
‪我已经给她起好了名字

269
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,384
‪-我觉得自己很失败
‪-我一定能挺过去

270
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,886
‪-你真的帮了我
‪-谢谢你给我们发声的机会

271
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,723
‪-谢谢你看到我
‪-说出来的感觉真是太好了

272
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,932
‪太谢谢你了

273
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,537
‪结束

274
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,372
‪大家都做得很好！

275
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,250
‪《闺蜜时刻》又录制好了一期！

276
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,134
‪你真棒 宝贝

277
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,766
‪你现在多想杀死我？

278
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,226
‪一点都不想 我为你感到骄傲

279
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,022
‪但那些赞助商…

280
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,774
‪我会弥补他们的

281
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,026
‪不论如何 这都不是我的问题了

282
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,820
‪谁现在想去喝杯龙舌兰？

283
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,031
‪医生肯定不推荐你喝酒

284
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,282
‪我去倒几杯

285
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,245
‪喂？

286
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:01,872
‪对

287
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,084
‪老天

288
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,129
‪我尽快赶过去

289
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,091
‪怎么了？

290
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,927
‪玛拉破坏了一间生物实验室

291
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,304
‪他们在辅导员办公室等我

292
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,014
‪我干脆把邮件都转去那里

293
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,224
‪我跟你一起去

294
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,142
‪不用 没事 这是你在这里的最后一天

295
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,604
‪不用 我还可以回来
‪我想趁现在多陪陪你们

296
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,815
‪好 可以

297
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,608
‪行 我去跟塔莉说一声

298
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,949
‪很抱歉 我们来迟了

299
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,909
‪-老天 玛拉 你做了什么？
‪-真的吗？

300
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,327
‪没什么！

301
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,121
‪那可不是没什么

302
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,125
‪她们扰乱了一堂青蛙解剖生物课

303
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,960
‪她们泼了油漆

304
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,046
‪-那对动物太残忍了
‪-为何要让无辜的爬行动物流血？

305
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,798
‪它们是两栖动物 青蛙是两栖动物

306
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,968
‪无所谓 我们又不是不能
‪通过别的方式学习知识

307
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,388
‪她们在破坏过程中打碎了几个烧杯
‪可能会有人受伤的

308
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,142
‪好吧 但有人受伤吗？

309
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,728
‪-没有 但这不是重点
‪-青蛙就受伤了

310
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,398
‪-它们被实施了无痛安乐死
‪-等一下

311
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,024
‪我有点明白她们的意思了

312
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,528
‪要想学习生物 不必杀死真正的青蛙

313
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,240
‪没错 你们可以用假青蛙 对吧？

314
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,284
‪对 我就是这个意思

315
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,829
‪这会是玛拉本学期第三次被停学

316
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,916
‪-再有一次的话 她可能会被开除
‪-老天 玛拉 开除？

317
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,794
‪或者 我就是提个建议

318
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,922
‪也别停学了
‪我们可以让她们清理实验室

319
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,383
‪然后让她们像这样上完课

320
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,178
‪不错 这种惩罚感觉更合理

321
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,388
‪-可我头发上有油漆
‪-但我浑身都是油漆！

322
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,640
‪你往头上倒油漆的时候就该想到的

323
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,271
‪这样的话 看起来确实更像是
‪一次受到教育的机会

324
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,317
‪而不是单纯的停学惩罚
‪我是说 这样更有教育意义

325
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:01,617
‪真不敢相信 居然成功了！
‪我们的宝贝不会被开除…现在还没！

326
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,369
‪-我为她俩感到骄傲 是不是疯了？
‪-是的

327
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,497
‪不 我同意你的看法
‪我更支持她们为自己的信仰挺身而出

328
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,958
‪-即便有点小麻烦
‪-即便有点小麻烦

329
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:14,546
‪你们俩居然意见一致 真是太酷了

330
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,257
‪这比打架强多了 对吧？

331
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:25,807
‪听着 我得回去上班了
‪但我可以先送你回家 凯特

332
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,268
‪不行 我们完全是反方向

333
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,812
‪好 我可以送凯特回家 没问题

334
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,356
‪-是吗？
‪-是的

335
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,442
‪那太好了 谢谢你

336
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,904
‪还有 如果我以后见不到你了…

337
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,740
‪祝你在那里好运 伙计

338
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,784
‪谢了 好的 你保重 兄弟

339
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,661
‪-好的 再见 约翰尼
‪-好 再见

340
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,586
‪我真希望玛拉这么做
‪纯粹是出于激进主义

341
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,089
‪但我觉得她是生气她爸爸要离开
‪所以想搞点破坏

342
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,675
‪对 我知道 我理解 生活很艰难

343
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:03,637
‪有时候就得给生活点颜色看看
‪甚至包括我们这种负责任的成年人

344
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,807
‪对！我也有这种感觉 有时我就得…

345
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,477
‪比如说今早 我在包里发现了
‪一些漏出来的巧克力豆

346
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,355
‪我就直接把它们带去卫生间全吃掉了

347
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,983
‪我不完全是这个意思

348
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,777
‪但…要知道 蕾切尔过世后

349
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,280
‪我开始有点脱离正轨

350
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,241
‪但后来我发现了一种发泄方式
‪给生活点颜色看看的方式

351
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,912
‪怎么样？你有时间吗？要不要试试？

352
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,541
‪走吧

353
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,668
‪-是什么？
‪-跟我走就是了

354
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,718
‪这里好高档

355
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,179
‪我的乖女儿过生日
‪肯定要挑最好的！

356
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:49,808
‪女士

357
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,852
‪谢谢

358
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,277
‪-给我来一杯曼哈顿
‪-好

359
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,655
‪再来两杯不含酒精的迈泰鸡尾酒

360
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,573
‪马上就来

361
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,534
‪克劳德 曼哈顿是什么？

362
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,455
‪我不知道 但我在电影里见过一次

363
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,165
‪听起来很酷

364
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,836
‪老天 还是热乎的呢

365
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,174
‪谢谢！

366
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,011
‪老天 太好喝了

367
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,562
‪嘿

368
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,858
‪那不是…

369
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,527
‪利昂在这里上班？

370
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,531
‪不然我们怎么能在这里吃得起？
‪他有员工折扣

371
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,834
‪现在是你的生日惊喜

372
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,422
‪可恶 她要干吗？

373
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,760
‪她好像要唱歌

374
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,595
‪我就知道这一切美好得不太现实

375
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,139
‪大家好

376
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,768
‪我叫多萝西哈特

377
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,979
‪这是我第一次来罗素与班克餐厅

378
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,481
‪这里很不错

379
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,985
‪希望大家喜欢这首歌

380
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:30,117
‪是献给我女儿的
‪在我们俩“生”…日这天

381
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,949
‪我们来这里做什么？

382
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,117
‪等下你就知道了

383
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,414
‪-老天
‪-是的

384
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,917
‪-你想唱第一首吗？
‪-不 谢谢 还是算了

385
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,086
‪我唱歌…不怎么好听

386
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,671
‪那你损失可大了

387
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,591
‪高空跳伞根本比不上唱卡拉OK时

388
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,551
‪带来的刺激感！

389
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,847
‪凯特穆拉基 下一首你来

390
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,977
‪但首先 我向你示范一下怎么唱

391
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,604
‪对的！

392
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,119
‪真棒！

393
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,299
‪塔莉哈特 很高兴见到你

394
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,968
‪这是我的荣幸 金先生

395
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,261
‪叫我威尔逊就好

396
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,813
‪你的耳朵肯定要烫死了吧

397
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,398
‪此话怎讲 金先生？

398
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:10,235
‪西雅图所有人都在议论塔莉哈特

399
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:15,031
‪我猜你喜欢马提尼 就给你点了一杯

400
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:18,118
‪-浑浊型的 希望你不介意
‪-越浑浊越好

401
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,995
‪-干杯
‪-干杯

402
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,082
‪天啊 这家餐厅

403
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,167
‪你来过吗？

404
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,504
‪来过一次 过生日的时候

405
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,923
‪其实是十年前的今晚

406
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,175
‪-今天是你的生日？
‪-没错

407
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,886
‪我母亲会称之为3C日

408
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:42,267
‪疯狂宇宙联结日
‪话说回来 她这个人就疯疯癫癫的

409
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,061
‪我们就把这叫作命运吧

410
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,314
‪噢…等一下

411
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:52,694
‪他们的菜单上还有香蕉福斯特
‪我一定要点一份

412
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,904
‪你很有亲和力

413
00:26:55,905 --> 00:27:00,243
‪便利店那条新闻 我看了不下十次

414
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,746
‪我那天不够有亲和力 我中枪了

415
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,831
‪没错 但是…

416
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:10,128
‪你在压力之下的仪态和风度
‪它们是哪来的？

417
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,757
‪我14岁那年就决定

418
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,842
‪我要成为下一个吉恩埃纳森

419
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:18,219
‪干吗止步于此？
‪为何不成为芭芭拉沃尔特斯？

420
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,805
‪是啊 有何不可？

421
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:21,765
‪干杯

422
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,695
‪你怎么还没走？

423
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:39,616
‪这里已经没有你的事了
‪证件交上来 回家去吧

424
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:43,453
‪你怎么在这里？你该回家休息

425
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,246
‪但今天是我的生日

426
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,084
‪我得敬我最喜爱的制片人一杯

427
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,462
‪谁能料到这混蛋要离开我？

428
00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,511
‪最后一天真是刺激

429
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,805
‪真希望我明天能在这里

430
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,391
‪在你让那些愤怒的赞助商滚蛋的时候

431
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,852
‪其实我还挺期待自己说出口

432
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,980
‪我不在乎他们说什么

433
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,608
‪这是…

434
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:18,071
‪我最精彩的一期节目

435
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,956
‪或许你应该去庆祝一下

436
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,501
‪-跟你丈夫一起
‪-我丈夫

437
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,506
‪这听起来好奇怪
‪就好像有人读错了我的名字

438
00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,466
‪他是个好人

439
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,594
‪对 好到我觉得自己配不上他

440
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,263
‪不是那样的

441
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,730
‪这么说吧 他不该承受这些痛苦

442
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,233
‪那是你没仔细听结婚誓词

443
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:59,654
‪不论甘苦 不论疾病或是健康

444
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,867
‪对 我还以为会先甘后苦 你知道吗？

445
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,130
‪我觉得我没办法面对他

446
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,966
‪我见过你更颓唐的时候

447
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,438
‪开唱 凯特！

448
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,007
‪你在KPOC电视台简直是浪费才华

449
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,718
‪我同意 所以给我开条件吧

450
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,681
‪天啊 你还真是直接 对吧？

451
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:34,684
‪人生苦短 干吗绕来绕去的？

452
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:39,230
‪我佩服你这一点 我这人也不绕弯子
‪不如我们再点杯喝的

453
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,692
‪边喝边聊如何把你从KPOC挖过来
‪坐上我的主播椅？

454
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:43,943
‪我想说…

455
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,780
‪服务生 再给我来一杯！

456
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:48,781
‪好样的！

457
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,026
‪这首歌是我写给女儿塔露拉的

458
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,320
‪非常感谢大家

459
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,447
‪希望我很快能再次上台献唱

460
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,495
‪你一定要尝尝 小塔

461
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,122
‪我不饿 谢谢

462
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,750
‪好刺激！

463
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,169
‪我觉得自己电力满满！

464
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,546
‪怎么样 小塔？

465
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:51,344
‪好了 我要再来一杯可口的曼哈顿

466
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:52,929
‪现在能结账吗？

467
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:55,264
‪-能
‪-我说了 我想再喝一杯曼哈顿

468
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:58,309
‪而且这顿饭是免费的
‪我们是利昂穆斯克尔的客人

469
00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,103
‪谁？

470
00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:04,232
‪那个弹钢琴的 他工作的晚上
‪都能在这里免费吃一顿

471
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,275
‪您可能搞错了 女士

472
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,444
‪别叫我女士

473
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:10,863
‪我还年轻

474
00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:18,454
‪宝贝 你能过来
‪跟这家伙解释一下吗？谢谢

475
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,503
‪怎么回事？

476
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:28,506
‪他说我们得付钱

477
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,217
‪但这个白痴不明白的是

478
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,761
‪我们在这里工作 而且我还当了驻唱

479
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,639
‪-有什么问题吗？
‪-对！当然有了！

480
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,307
‪你能告诉他吗？

481
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,476
‪抱歉 老板

482
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,730
‪她…脑子有点混乱

483
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,399
‪你在向他道歉？

484
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,942
‪你回去工作

485
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,156
‪你需要付钱
‪你打扰了我们的顾客用餐

486
00:33:56,325 --> 00:34:01,581
‪好 这样吧 没关系
‪偶尔挥霍一下也没关系

487
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:07,462
‪我回车里拿下钱包
‪好了 我们走 姑娘们

488
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,504
‪不行

489
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:13,676
‪-她们可以在这里等你回来
‪-行了 你放松

490
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,013
‪你不用把我当成骗子

491
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:20,475
‪我刚还免费为你招待顾客了呢
‪你应该付我钱

492
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:21,726
‪那可是一首原创歌曲

493
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:24,437
‪如果你不能付钱 我们就得报警了

494
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,440
‪这真是个绝妙的想法

495
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:31,319
‪那就打电话报警吧
‪让他们在我女儿生日这天逮捕她

496
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,113
‪-你冷静一下
‪-你他妈的别碰我

497
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:40,369
‪-你需要立刻离开 快点！
‪-报警吧 我不在乎！

498
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,538
‪给条子打电话啊 你还不如他们

499
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:45,249
‪你的餐厅一无是处！
‪知道吗？大家猜怎么着？

500
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:49,003
‪利昂说厨房里有老鼠
‪你们的食物里都有小老鼠！

501
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,006
‪-行了 快走！快点！
‪-到处都是小老鼠！

502
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,841
‪-厨房里有小老鼠！
‪-快走！

503
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,178
‪（罗素与班克餐厅）

504
00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,515
‪非常感谢你请我吃晚餐 真的很美味

505
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:01,974
‪不客气

506
00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:06,896
‪塔莉 我想跟你共事 这是最重要的

507
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,565
‪但我不想把你打造成
‪下一个吉恩埃纳森

508
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,359
‪或下一个芭芭拉沃尔特斯

509
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:15,488
‪我想把你打造成第一个塔莉哈特
‪一个偶像

510
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:21,285
‪好吧 如果你执意如此
‪那我就当个偶像

511
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,328
‪好吧

512
00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,163
‪好极了

513
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,459
‪-很高兴再次见到你 金先生
‪-非常感谢

514
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:37,426
‪所以 你明天来我办公室 就中午吧

515
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,554
‪然后我们聊聊你的未来

516
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,973
‪好极了 我肯定会去的

517
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:42,890
‪很好

518
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,561
‪我有个想法…

519
00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:51,232
‪我们可以现在接着聊这件事

520
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,737
‪我在丽晶酒店开好了一间房

521
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:03,077
‪埃及棉床单 还有游泳池大小的浴缸

522
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,040
‪其实我跟我朋友凯特已经有约了

523
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,710
‪而且 我也有男朋友

524
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,633
‪-这会是你的标准回答吗？
‪-你什么意思？

525
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,135
‪别耍我

526
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:22,180
‪我想把你打造成下一个超级巨星

527
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,724
‪但我也能让你变成下一个
‪卢塞塔拉格纳多

528
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,392
‪卢塞塔拉格纳多是谁？

529
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:29,061
‪问得好 好好想想吧

530
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,368
‪我今晚很愉快 谢谢了

531
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,080
‪生日快乐 小塔

532
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:51,918
‪你们俩真幸运

533
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,587
‪一切都尽在你们眼前

534
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,926
‪答应我 你们无论如何
‪都要追逐自己的梦想

535
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,596
‪别让任何事阻拦你们

536
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:07,266
‪男人、社会或孩子都不行

537
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,896
‪要为自己而活

538
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,199
‪真有意思 我们明年继续

539
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,116
‪嘿

540
00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,160
‪我们会的

541
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:30,665
‪只是不会再有这些糟心事

542
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,751
‪我保证 我会永远

543
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:38,673
‪确保给你过精彩

544
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,883
‪特别和快乐的生日

545
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,010
‪因为这是你应得的

546
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,681
‪我以闺蜜项链赋予我的权力

547
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:48,975
‪我在此郑重发誓

548
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,311
‪谢谢

549
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,355
‪不客气

550
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:03,489
‪海因茨纽格伯尔和贝蒂韦瑟斯

551
00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:06,742
‪两个来自敌对世界之人浪漫结缘

552
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:10,871
‪他们认为彼此之间的共同点大过差异

553
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:14,500
‪或许对我们所有人来说
‪这预示了未来会出现的希望

554
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:18,170
‪真正的冷战最终能消融

555
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,756
‪-很好 真的很不错
‪-我是KPOC电视台的塔莉哈特

556
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,716
‪她是个明星

557
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,385
‪我说的不是塔莉

558
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,096
‪这是你的作品 是你编写制作的

559
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,850
‪我有点觉得最后缺点什么

560
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:35,146
‪我们可以使用他们在水边握手的照片

561
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,983
‪但我更想用一张柏林墙的照片

562
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:40,484
‪我喜欢握手的想法

563
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,485
‪太伤感了

564
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,486
‪这叫感性

565
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,905
‪这是关于冷战的报道

566
00:38:45,406 --> 00:38:47,450
‪这是关于爱的报道

567
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,994
‪老天 约翰尼 你什么时候开始
‪变得不犀利了？

568
00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,163
‪你什么时候开始变得愤世嫉俗了？

569
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:56,042
‪好吧

570
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,965
‪这一点都不像我想象得那么痛苦

571
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:04,592
‪谢谢？

572
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:07,803
‪上次我们好好相处时 你还冲我吼呢

573
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,139
‪对 当时你太混蛋了

574
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:12,933
‪你说得对 我当时确实混蛋

575
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,438
‪之前的事 抱歉了

576
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,486
‪其实 婚礼过后
‪我有了一些时间仔细思考 然后…

577
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,446
‪我意识到了一件事

578
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:31,285
‪我在恋爱方面真的很不在行

579
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,913
‪我只会伤害到别人

580
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,124
‪我们那就不算恋爱

581
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,502
‪但我伤害了你

582
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,255
‪也没有 没事的

583
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:47,051
‪不 我试图吻你 随后还忘得一干二净

584
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:49,136
‪-没关系
‪-这样不好 其实 我…

585
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,222
‪我当时脑子不清醒

586
00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:54,934
‪-我理解
‪-不 我不是…不 不是你想的那样

587
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,853
‪我不是什么都感觉不到

588
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:01,982
‪-我感觉到了 但你知道的 那就像…
‪-你真的没必要继续说下去了

589
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,151
‪我不是你的良人

590
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,569
‪或其他人的 真的

591
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,738
‪我很希望自己是

592
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,824
‪我很想自己是

593
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,409
‪但是…

594
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,411
‪我不是

595
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,412
‪我明白了

596
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,416
‪总之…抱歉了

597
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,127
‪没事的 真的

598
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:23,129
‪都是过去的事了

599
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:27,049
‪我现在已经在尽可能快地走出来了

600
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,008
‪好的

601
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:31,679
‪-瞧见没？我又搞砸了
‪-不 没有 没事的

602
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:34,765
‪你对我来说太重要了 穆拉基

603
00:40:36,183 --> 00:40:40,563
‪我真的很想跟你重新开始

604
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,815
‪以朋友的身份

605
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,110
‪没问题

606
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,280
‪我们已经是朋友了

607
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,735
‪爸爸在沙发上睡着了

608
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:29,278
‪我知道

609
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:30,362
‪你把他撵出去了？

610
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,031
‪不 当然不是

611
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:34,992
‪你感觉如何？

612
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,704
‪他几天后就要离开了
‪你心里一定很不好受

613
00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:45,836
‪十四岁最糟糕的一面就是
‪你什么事都控制不了

614
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,380
‪那些事就发生在你身上
‪感觉太糟糕了

615
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:50,925
‪让你想给生活点颜色看看

616
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,301
‪我那么做是为了青蛙

617
00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,260
‪我知道

618
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,308
‪把鞋穿上

619
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:01,519
‪-为什么？
‪-等下你就知道了

620
00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:08,734
‪嘿

621
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,403
‪你去哪了？我一直打给你

622
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,155
‪我知道

623
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,409
‪我在台里喝了几杯酒

624
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,453
‪凯特呢？

625
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,831
‪我让她回家了 这样我们就能独处

626
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,459
‪-两个小时前
‪-该死

627
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,045
‪她有没有生气？

628
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,257
‪我们总是一起过我的生日

629
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:34,760
‪对 我想着或许我们可以
‪一起过你的生日

630
00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:37,263
‪好吧 这算是我对凯特
‪做出的一个承诺

631
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:39,848
‪以项链赋予我的权力

632
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:43,602
‪你是不是喝太多酒了？

633
00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,733
‪老天 我从没见过我爸爸 你是他吗？

634
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,822
‪我不想跟你吵架 塔莉
‪好吧 我很担心你

635
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,241
‪-我们需要聊聊这件事
‪-为什么？

636
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:58,784
‪为什么？

637
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:01,287
‪因为我们刚刚遭遇了一件很悲惨的事

638
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,583
‪我不想聊这件事

639
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,668
‪我聊了一整天 实在是聊够了

640
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,212
‪所以你可以在电视上
‪对几百万人敞开心扉

641
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,089
‪却不愿意跟你丈夫谈谈？

642
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:13,007
‪对

643
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,843
‪就是这个意思 你说得对！

644
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,845
‪-我知道你很难过
‪-你屁都不知道

645
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:18,762
‪你说什么？

646
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,559
‪我累了

647
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,603
‪我想睡觉

648
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,688
‪-那好 我们去睡觉…
‪-我自己

649
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,442
‪我想自己睡

650
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:34,320
‪-行了 塔莉 我是你丈夫
‪-那是因为孩子

651
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,196
‪但现在孩子没了

652
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,823
‪你觉得我是因为你怀孕娶你？

653
00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:40,034
‪我知道我是因为怀孕了才嫁给你的

654
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:42,161
‪但现在孩子没有了

655
00:43:42,244 --> 00:43:45,164
‪这对所有人来说
‪或许都是最好的选择

656
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,165
‪老天 塔莉

657
00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:47,333
‪怎么了？抱歉

658
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,961
‪别假装你没有暗自松了一小口气

659
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:53,464
‪我当然没有松口气 塔莉 你搞什么？

660
00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:54,506
‪我就松了口气

661
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,969
‪我会是很糟糕的母亲 麦克斯

662
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:01,639
‪那个孩子知道了 所以…

663
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:05,184
‪这对她 或者说他是好事

664
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,771
‪行了 你能别这样了吗？

665
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:11,732
‪好了 你喝醉了 所以说胡话
‪我们睡觉去

666
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,234
‪你能离开我家吗？

667
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,612
‪拜托？

668
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:22,326
‪我就想一个人待着

669
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:28,832
‪塔莉

670
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,755
‪我不希望你在这里 麦克斯

671
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:38,759
‪我们犯了错 你怎么就是不明白？

672
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:42,471
‪你滚出去！

673
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:05,703
‪靠！

674
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,206
‪老天！

675
00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,208
‪可恶！

676
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,007
‪你想冒着夜雨划船？

677
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,217
‪不是

678
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,933
‪妈妈 这船都烂了
‪你还让爸爸把它扔掉

679
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:12,436
‪我知道 我就是想发泄一下

680
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,568
‪你真是疯了！

681
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,361
‪来啊！试试嘛 你会喜欢的！

682
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:22,905
‪好

683
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,118
‪太爽了！

684
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:39,755
‪我很生气！

685
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:43,652
‪-你已经不在这里上班了
‪-我一直在试图联系你

686
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:45,529
‪我的黑莓手机坏了 怎么了？

687
00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,489
‪曼德克离开节目了

688
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:51,201
‪一个新的发行商接手了

689
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,452
‪老天

690
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:55,539
‪你的新老板在演播室等着呢

691
00:47:58,834 --> 00:47:59,960
‪约翰尼 没事的

692
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:03,130
‪这是好事 我会让它变成好事

693
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:07,175
‪跟我说说数据
‪我等下可能会想跟员工商量一下

694
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:09,803
‪嘿 塔莉

695
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,391
‪再次见到你 真是太好了

696
00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:50,469
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