1
00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,842
‪NETFLIX 原創影集

2
00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,827
{\an8}‪我本來以為妳已經夠性感了，但…

3
00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,790
{\an8}‪懷孕真的讓妳變得像某種…

4
00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,083
{\an8}‪性愛女妖？

5
00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,878
{\an8}‪我本來想說女神，不過…

6
00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,467
{\an8}‪是啊，這些賀爾蒙比搖頭丸強多了

7
00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,522
{\an8}‪裡面有什麼？

8
00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,690
{\an8}‪搖頭丸？

9
00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,901
{\an8}‪我不能吃，我懷孕了

10
00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,070
{\an8}‪而且我今天要跟公關部開會

11
00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,863
{\an8}‪不是搖頭丸

12
00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,283
‪我爸媽…

13
00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,118
‪我愛他們，他們在裡面嗎？

14
00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:21,998
‪不，他們不在裡面
‪但是他們有一句類似格言的話

15
00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,835
‪是關於跟自己親近的人

16
00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,213
‪關於救生艇，或是…

17
00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,382
‪妳想把誰拉進妳的救生艇裡

18
00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,884
‪當妳在海上漂流時

19
00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,677
‪因為艇上沒太多空間

20
00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,390
‪-塔莉哈特，我愛妳
‪-靠

21
00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,975
‪而且，嘿…

22
00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,561
‪我希望妳能搭上我的救生艇

23
00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,524
‪這是我祖母的戒指

24
00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,984
‪先別再說下去了，這真的…

25
00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,778
‪而且你…但是我…

26
00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:56,991
‪聽著…我知道這太快了，好嗎？

27
00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,203
‪而且很瘋狂，但我們的關係一直都…

28
00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,830
‪很快也很瘋狂

29
00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,125
‪我愛妳

30
00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,045
‪我想跟妳共度餘生

31
00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,676
‪我想在早上做法式吐司給妳吃

32
00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:17,220
‪我想要我們牽著手

33
00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,223
‪我想看著我們的孩子追蝴蝶

34
00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,102
‪我想跟妳約在外面喝咖啡

35
00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,021
‪而當妳遲到時
‪有人問我：“我可以坐這裡嗎？”

36
00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,108
‪我會說：“不行，這是我老婆的位置”

37
00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,157
‪我想當妳的老公，塔莉

38
00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,329
‪麥斯

39
00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,207
‪老實說…

40
00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,796
‪我沒辦法結婚

41
00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,301
‪-不
‪-你真的是個好人

42
00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,970
‪-聽著，不，嘿…
‪-去上班，好嗎？

43
00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:01,181
‪-聽著…
‪-我們晚點再聊

44
00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,944
{\an8}‪凱蒂，太美了，妳就像真的新娘子

45
00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,616
{\an8}‪小心別扯破了，我媽會抓狂的

46
00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,619
{\an8}‪妳結婚時一定要戴這個

47
00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,954
{\an8}‪想像我穿著蕾絲婚紗

48
00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,956
{\an8}‪特別加長的拖擺，妳當伴娘

49
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,750
{\an8}‪廢話，我要穿性感的藍色禮服

50
00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,877
{\an8}‪-不行，紫色跟花才相配
‪-好啦

51
00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,087
{\an8}‪-新郎呢？
‪-歌手里夫葛瑞

52
00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:36,799
{\an8}‪你們會有浪漫邂逅
‪因為他的巡迴巴士會在妳家前面拋錨

53
00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,134
{\an8}‪而他需要借電話

54
00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,427
{\an8}‪就是這樣

55
00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,721
{\an8}‪而且當他看我走過紅毯時

56
00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:44,224
{\an8}‪那一刻…時間會停止

57
00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,352
{\an8}‪他會不敢相信眼前的我是真實的

58
00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,688
{\an8}‪凱蒂，妳是否願意

59
00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:51,731
{\an8}‪接受里夫

60
00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,609
{\an8}‪一直法式擁吻直到生命的盡頭

61
00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,237
{\an8}‪噢，里夫，我願意

62
00:03:58,863 --> 00:03:59,864
{\an8}‪別再親了！

63
00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,369
{\an8}‪她看起來好熱情

64
00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:08,790
{\an8}‪你知道嗎？

65
00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:12,085
{\an8}‪紐約到處都是這種女孩

66
00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,547
{\an8}‪我等不及要離開這個愚蠢的小鎮了

67
00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,466
{\an8}‪對吧？我們可以租一間公寓

68
00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,051
{\an8}‪組一個真的樂團

69
00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,720
{\an8}‪我們可以隨心所欲

70
00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,932
{\an8}‪真希望我們現在就在那裡

71
00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,152
{\an8}‪進來

72
00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,364
{\an8}‪-嘿
‪-嘿

73
00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,241
{\an8}‪還好嗎？

74
00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,076
‪這東西一直不肯就範

75
00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,787
‪我就叫你用夾式的領結吧

76
00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,664
‪尤其在這種壓力下

77
00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:51,708
‪感覺如何？

78
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,460
‪像絞索一樣，我綁錯了

79
00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,629
‪來吧，我來綁

80
00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,299
‪好

81
00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:04,429
‪天啊，看你穿禮服站在這裡
‪準備迎接你人生中最重要的一天

82
00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,806
‪感覺真是奇怪

83
00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,018
‪妳知道塔莉會負責致詞吧

84
00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,728
‪當然，其實我…

85
00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,897
‪我想我應該也可以說些什麼

86
00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,944
‪這沒有排在流程裡面

87
00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:21,904
‪所以…

88
00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,324
‪當然，我了解

89
00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,659
‪-那就…
‪-是啊

90
00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,120
‪但是我在想

91
00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:32,165
‪妳可以確認塔莉說的話有被錄下來

92
00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,585
‪好，麥特會負責拍

93
00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,463
‪妳男友是個專業的攝影師真是太酷了

94
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,507
‪是啊，我再…

95
00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,223
‪我最好回去了

96
00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,183
‪好

97
00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,028
‪妳那時不害怕嗎？
‪那樣面對有武器的罪犯？

98
00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:05,239
‪我知道我有工作要做
‪那是唯一重要的事

99
00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,407
‪我一定得做報導

100
00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,950
‪妳現在出名了，有什麼打算？

101
00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,577
‪我還在衡量我的選擇

102
00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,995
‪我好愛妳的懸帶，真可愛

103
00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,789
‪謝啦，我自己做的

104
00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,709
‪凱蒂，來喝一杯香檳

105
00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,671
‪真是謙虛，妳一定恨透這些注目了

106
00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,965
‪欲戴耳環，必承其重

107
00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,468
‪我是說真的，妳看，有夠重

108
00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,346
‪請注意，各位女士

109
00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,808
‪好，妳們很多人都知道

110
00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,769
‪在重要的活動之前舉辦閨密時刻

111
00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,772
‪是我們家族的神聖傳統

112
00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:38,731
‪所以今天呢

113
00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,985
‪為了向我美好的媳婦茱莉亞致意

114
00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,614
‪我想我們可以
‪分享一些關於婚姻的小小建議

115
00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:48,491
‪而我的建議是這樣

116
00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,369
‪想辦法維持你們之間的激情

117
00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:55,832
‪無論是安排週間的做愛時間

118
00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,625
‪或是角色扮演

119
00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,002
‪或是談談你們的性愛幻想

120
00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,337
‪天啊，媽！

121
00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,924
‪妳們兩個成熟點，這是很重要的建議

122
00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:06,884
‪而且明年妳就要嫁給馬特了

123
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,011
‪其實是麥特

124
00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,764
‪但現在講那些都還太早了

125
00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,974
‪做愛順利嗎，親愛的？

126
00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,518
‪他們還沒做愛，凱蒂還是處女

127
00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,314
‪真謝謝妳啊，塔莉

128
00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,108
‪一朵遲開的花

129
00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,737
‪我也做過很多事
‪其他的都做過了，我經驗豐富

130
00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:29,365
‪麥特和我根本就是，我們幾乎…

131
00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:33,161
‪我是說，他真的讓我欲仙欲死

132
00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,328
‪我們做了很多…

133
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,998
‪交流

134
00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:39,208
‪超爽的，我的性愛世界

135
00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,669
‪可以說是“爽愛世界”

136
00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,216
‪很好，好樣的

137
00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,429
‪媽，妳呢？

138
00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,390
‪妳有什麼智慧要跟我們分享嗎？

139
00:07:56,559 --> 00:08:00,062
‪那個我很喜歡的帥氣年輕人在哪裡？

140
00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,939
‪-我忘了他的名字
‪-強尼？

141
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,733
‪強尼是誰？

142
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,443
‪我們的同事

143
00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,279
‪那個強尼啊，他真的有夠養眼

144
00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:10,198
‪還有他的口音

145
00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,075
‪或許妳應該少喝一點香檳，媽

146
00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,702
‪我看過他看妳的眼神，塔莉

147
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,580
‪是啊

148
00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:22,001
‪我們差點走進那條路，但我們不適合

149
00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,962
‪我也不想賠上我們事業上的關係

150
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,798
‪不曉得耶，或許妳可以迴轉

151
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,467
‪回到那條路上？

152
00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,843
‪太危險了，不值得

153
00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,845
‪我知道那感覺好像很危險

154
00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,931
‪但其實很安全的

155
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,015
‪一路順暢，真的

156
00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:36,974
‪我不想要

157
00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:40,019
‪而且我現在跟查德復合了

158
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,396
‪所以，回來說建議吧

159
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,858
‪噢，不對，他的名字不是查德

160
00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,653
‪他是留著鬍子的小帥哥

161
00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:52,657
‪一個漁夫，看起來像畢雷諾斯

162
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,283
‪尚恩的室友

163
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,286
‪噢，是理查，那是個悲傷的故事

164
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,747
‪他去年過世了

165
00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,250
‪好像是得了很罕見的癌症

166
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,710
‪尚恩沒有透露太多細節

167
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,922
‪-真可憐，年輕輕輕的
‪-是啊，他跟尚恩情同兄弟

168
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,090
‪-算是吧
‪-我知道

169
00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,968
‪真希望我能認識他
‪尚恩不喜歡談起這件事

170
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:16,305
‪他說他根本不想回憶以前的生活

171
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,057
‪因為那時我還沒出現

172
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:19,934
‪是不是很浪漫？

173
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,313
‪而且我沒看過他正眼瞧過別的女人

174
00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,942
‪-我覺得好幸運
‪-這值得乾一杯

175
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,862
‪瑪娜，我做了完美的法式吐司，妳看

176
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:32,822
‪好噁

177
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,615
‪妳知道那有多少碳水化合物嗎？

178
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,117
‪早安！

179
00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:40,329
‪就像湯姆漢克斯說的：“妳有新郵件”

180
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,416
‪是法式吐司耶

181
00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:44,917
‪瑪娜，快準備好

182
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,295
‪7點45分了，我不想再簽遲到單了

183
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,255
‪好像妳有別的蠢事要忙一樣

184
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,049
‪妳不能那樣跟她說話

185
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,260
‪妳允許她那樣跟妳說話？

186
00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,847
‪經前症候群啦，但這種是
‪整天、每天、一直發作的那種

187
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,348
‪如果我跟她吵反而更糟

188
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,933
‪真高興我懷的是男孩

189
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,311
‪妳懷的是男孩？

190
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,773
‪我不知道，但麥斯相信是這樣

191
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,151
‪他做了一個夢，就以為自己是靈媒

192
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,278
‪真是太荒謬了

193
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,114
‪而且…有點可愛

194
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,783
‪天啊，妳根本就陷入愛河了

195
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,994
‪什麼？我才沒有

196
00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,997
‪跟妳孩子的爸爸談戀愛沒關係的

197
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,373
‪這其實是件好事

198
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,544
‪你們有想過要同居嗎？

199
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,339
‪會讓你們共同撫養的事更方便一些

200
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,633
‪我們沒有要做任何承諾

201
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,510
‪除非妳把他試著求婚的事算進去

202
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:37,970
‪什麼？

203
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:39,847
‪是啊

204
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,433
‪他還發表了關於法式吐司的言論

205
00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,144
‪真是奇怪

206
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,395
‪然後妳逃跑了

207
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,981
‪廢話，直奔這裡

208
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,233
‪這裡很安全，除了那個小屁孩以外

209
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:55,446
‪我不曉得耶
‪我覺得那可能是來自宇宙的徵兆

210
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,407
‪什麼啦，法式吐司？

211
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,117
‪妳聽起來就像克蘿

212
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,078
‪宇宙才不會給什麼徵兆

213
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,330
‪我又沒有叫妳今天就嫁給他

214
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:08,542
‪但或許妳可以敞開心胸
‪接受某天你們可能會結婚的事

215
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,670
‪我沒看過妳對任何人這麼癡迷過

216
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,172
‪連對查德威利也沒有
‪妳當初還很喜歡他

217
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,591
‪沒有人要結婚，別再說了

218
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,261
‪總之，妳今天要做什麼？要一起嗎？

219
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,097
‪我也很想，不過…

220
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,723
‪我跟尚恩要去爸媽家

221
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,433
‪他們發現車庫裡有乾腐病

222
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,188
‪怎麼了？

223
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,150
‪離婚協議書

224
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,277
‪或許妳是對的

225
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,030
‪不要結婚，就不會離婚

226
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,998
‪走吧，我去拿外套

227
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,627
‪我的問題很簡單！

228
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,212
‪我已經說了我在哪裡

229
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,922
‪妳以為我是笨蛋嗎，瑪喬麗？

230
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,257
‪我需要透透氣

231
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,721
‪凱蒂

232
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,557
‪我跟妳說過去收好車庫裡的玩具

233
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,851
‪為什麼要我收？那也是尚恩的玩具

234
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,894
‪-妳不用擔心尚恩
‪-對啊

235
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,188
‪-他會跟妳一起收拾
‪-什麼？

236
00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,524
‪-我有客人耶
‪-我也有啊

237
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,652
‪不准吵，快去收拾

238
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,114
‪塔莉、羅比，你們可以留下
‪但不要讓他們分心，去吧

239
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,282
‪全都過去

240
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,630
‪別坐上面！
‪如果被妳的屁股坐凹，爸會氣死

241
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,340
‪不要講我朋友的屁股！

242
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,052
‪這你要嗎？

243
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,430
‪-好啊，給我
‪-很好

244
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,600
‪凱蒂，妳這幸運的小婊子
‪我一直很想要這個

245
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,810
‪我從來沒有認真玩過那個

246
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,437
‪那是尚恩想要的，但是…

247
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,355
‪尚恩得到一顆足球，我得到玩具烤箱

248
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,025
‪你真的想烤蛋糕？你這娘砲

249
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,653
‪我個人喜歡會下廚的男人

250
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,948
‪收拾得怎麼樣了？

251
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,784
‪不錯，很好啊

252
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,035
‪對啊

253
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,329
‪好吧，這樣不行

254
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,790
‪塔莉、羅比

255
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,084
‪我們下次見

256
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,586
‪-媽，這樣不公平！
‪-拜託

257
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,922
‪人生本來就不公平，快說再見吧

258
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:21,967
‪掰啦

259
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,678
‪真希望妳不用離開

260
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,431
‪我知道，沒關係，我們明天見

261
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,849
‪-好
‪-好

262
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,017
‪-掰
‪-掰

263
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,490
‪我不懂為什麼要放留言簿

264
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,992
‪反正大家都寫一樣的陳腔濫調

265
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,829
‪這種場合總是要
‪準備一兩句風趣的台詞

266
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,456
‪或是隨便掰一句莎士比亞的名言

267
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,124
‪看吧，真是天才

268
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,669
‪所以我才把你留在身邊

269
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,963
‪而且我需要有人幫我拿包包

270
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,382
‪很榮幸當妳的包包架

271
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,469
‪我很高興妳打給我，我很想妳

272
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,512
‪我也是

273
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,350
‪你寫些好台詞吧

274
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,853
‪我要去祝福新郎了

275
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,200
‪真抱歉，我一時沒有認出你

276
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,743
‪我以為你是詹姆士龐德

277
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,995
‪妳可以閉嘴嗎？

278
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,663
‪我看起來像服務生

279
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,081
‪很帥的服務生

280
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,961
‪我只訂了高腳杯，結果…

281
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,006
‪現在退出還不算太遲

282
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,135
‪塔莉，我們談過了

283
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,721
‪我要跟茱莉亞結婚，我只需要開心…

284
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,307
‪我只是不想看你跟錯誤的對象結婚

285
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,977
‪那對茱莉亞不公平，對你也是

286
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,107
‪塔莉，妳別再提了

287
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,028
‪我知道你很想他

288
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,739
‪但理查也不會希望你這樣做

289
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,116
‪理查走了

290
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,746
‪我愛他，然後他死了

291
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,248
‪我的那一段人生已經結束了

292
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,251
‪現在有一場瘟疫
‪我還想活著看到我的三十歲生日

293
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,172
‪不只是活著，還要有生活
‪我想要結婚，我想要一個家庭

294
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,845
‪我值得擁有其他人擁有的東西

295
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,348
‪我同意，我只是不認為這是對的辦法

296
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,515
‪這是唯一的辦法

297
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,351
‪每段愛情都需要妥協

298
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,019
‪但我想妳不會了解的

299
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,661
‪-借過
‪-抱歉，糟糕

300
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,538
‪-強尼！天啊！
‪-塔莉，真是抱歉，妳沒事吧…

301
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,165
‪-我沒事
‪-好，對不起

302
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,542
‪妳看起來…

303
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,543
‪受傷了？

304
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:02,962
‪是啊

305
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,715
‪至少我的懸帶跟衣服很搭

306
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:14,139
‪我們該不該談一下之前發生的事？

307
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,391
‪是這樣，強尼

308
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,103
‪我們當時正要去做報導，然後…

309
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,020
‪我中槍了

310
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:21,814
‪我是說…

311
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,067
‪前一晚我們做愛的事

312
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,193
‪那沒什麼好談的

313
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,656
‪大家在喝醉時都會做瘋狂的蠢事

314
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:35,077
‪而且我現在跟查德復合了
‪所以我們應該…

315
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,414
‪很好，是啊，查德

316
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,040
‪他很…

317
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,542
‪是啊，我並不想…

318
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,002
‪-很好
‪-那…

319
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,837
‪-還是朋友
‪-還是朋友

320
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,005
‪-好
‪-好

321
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,673
‪我們應該要…

322
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,882
‪-好，來握手
‪-這個嗎？

323
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,343
‪-就像打勾勾
‪-好，一言為定了

324
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,721
‪-是啊
‪-好，打勾勾了

325
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,889
‪什麼事這麼好笑？

326
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,976
‪只是在笑查德在留言簿上寫的東西

327
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,019
‪妳得在場才行

328
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,064
‪嘿，這真是…

329
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,692
‪壯觀的禮服

330
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,694
‪它可能醜了點，但至少穿起來很癢

331
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,030
‪笑一個

332
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,741
‪新娘跟新郎會把影片給他們的孫子看

333
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,783
‪-嗨！
‪-嗨！

334
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,285
‪凱蒂

335
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,997
‪這禮服簡直是為妳量身訂做的

336
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,750
‪的確是，這是為我量身訂做的

337
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,379
‪-我要去找查德
‪-好

338
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:34,678
‪塔莉？

339
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,513
‪塔莉哈特，是妳嗎？

340
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,560
‪天啊！查德！

341
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,484
‪-太瘋狂了
‪-你不知道這有多瘋狂

342
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,738
‪我才剛剛跟凱蒂聊到你
‪我當時在吃法式吐司

343
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,783
‪-是嗎？
‪-她一定又會說這是徵兆

344
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:56,784
‪什麼徵兆？

345
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,286
‪沒事，當我沒說

346
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,829
‪-凱蒂啊？
‪-是啊

347
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,040
‪-凱蒂好嗎？
‪-她很棒

348
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,375
‪她…跟強尼結婚了

349
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,878
‪怎麼可能，她當然嫁給他了

350
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,130
‪但他們其實要離婚了

351
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,175
‪他們有個十幾歲的女兒，她很棒

352
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,968
‪而凱蒂還是最棒的

353
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,137
‪然後妳們聊到我？

354
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,347
‪說來話長

355
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,057
‪總之，你好嗎？

356
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,059
‪我很好

357
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,727
‪我還在教書

358
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,357
‪我幾年前結婚了

359
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,735
‪就是她，莎拉

360
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,612
‪她真漂亮

361
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,781
‪她也很聰明，她是小兒科醫師

362
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,242
‪而且…我們有兩個孩子

363
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,035
‪這是殷迪和妮可

364
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,537
‪靠

365
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,496
‪是啊

366
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,789
‪你已經…

367
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,749
‪有了完整的人生

368
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,835
‪我總不能一直苦苦思念妳

369
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,462
‪但我的確試過

370
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,551
‪妳呢？現在有交往對象嗎？

371
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,637
‪其實…

372
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:00,806
‪我有

373
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,599
‪我跟一個很棒的人交往

374
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,727
‪-我從來沒有想過我會愛上他
‪-那很好

375
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,564
‪而且我們會在一起感覺也毫無道理

376
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,732
‪但無所謂

377
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,109
‪我很開心

378
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,529
‪我想要他…

379
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,073
‪搭上我的救生艇，你懂嗎？

380
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:19,825
‪懂

381
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,202
‪我懂

382
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,544
‪妳不能停在那裡

383
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,672
‪塔莉哈特

384
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,549
‪塔莉，嘿

385
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,843
‪可惡

386
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,303
‪怎麼了？

387
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,681
‪我知道這可能是賀爾蒙的影響
‪但我不在乎

388
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,600
‪寶貝，妳還好嗎？

389
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,226
‪不好，很好

390
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,644
‪我不知道，但是…

391
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,521
‪我厭倦了逃避承諾

392
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,315
‪我想奔向某樣東西

393
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,401
‪我想奔向你，奔向我們

394
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,362
‪我想要我們一起坐在救生艇裡

395
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,283
‪我想要我們的孩子
‪有一對結婚的父母，我…

396
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,702
‪我想要你成為我的家人

397
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,329
‪馬上

398
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,622
‪昨天

399
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,832
‪直到永遠

400
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,002
‪麥斯布迪，你願意跟我結婚嗎？

401
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,714
‪妳真的是讓人猜不透

402
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:16,673
‪我知道

403
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,384
‪我愛死了

404
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,345
‪我愛妳

405
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,473
‪所以你到底要不要娶我？

406
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:25,891
‪當然要

407
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,775
‪我愛妳

408
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:30,766
‪糟糕

409
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,351
‪不

410
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:33,769
‪慘了！

411
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,146
‪天啊！

412
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,898
‪妳媽想再多拿一些玻璃杯

413
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,983
‪關門！快關門！

414
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,818
‪天啊！發生什麼事了？

415
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,322
‪我搞砸了
‪我毀了婚禮，我哥會恨死我的

416
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,783
‪不！我們可以補救

417
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,119
‪沒錯，一切都會沒事的

418
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,000
‪讓我幫它動個手術，好嗎？

419
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:57,918
‪怎麼做？

420
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,589
‪我們就挖一些這個，然後…

421
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:07,469
‪我們把它補在爛掉的這一面

422
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:08,637
‪-好
‪-然後…

423
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,764
‪妳看

424
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,936
‪硬要說的話，看起來更棒了
‪超讚，對吧？

425
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:18,772
‪我罩妳，麥樂琪

426
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,358
‪好了，我們要…

427
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,486
‪再從這邊多挖一點糖霜

428
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,612
‪小心，沾到衣服了

429
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,406
‪不！

430
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,991
‪這下子我要被當成蛋糕賊了

431
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,744
‪-不好笑！
‪-我知道

432
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,121
‪聽著，最糟的情況

433
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,206
‪我們就吃掉這些問題，好嗎？

434
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,041
‪真是完美的計畫

435
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,087
‪尚恩，我很抱歉，對不起

436
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,881
‪-沒事，我們已經在補救了
‪-完全是我的錯，我剛剛…

437
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,508
‪好吧

438
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,929
‪我們現在也做不了什麼

439
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,307
‪大家冷靜下來，我才不會心臟病發

440
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,767
‪-沒問題
‪-是啊，我們很冷靜

441
00:23:58,937 --> 00:23:59,896
‪好

442
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,524
‪我真的很抱歉

443
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,067
‪不，沒關係

444
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,528
‪老實說，我有預料到會發生這種事

445
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:09,990
‪什麼意思？

446
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,785
‪妳也不是故意的，但妳就是會這樣

447
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,913
‪就像我八歲生日時的皮納塔災難

448
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,915
‪或是妳打破老爸的擋風玻璃

449
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,292
‪或是那次妳燒了穀倉

450
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,003
‪我沒有燒掉穀倉，那只是一小堆稻草

451
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:25,547
‪妳在場的時候好像就會發生這些事

452
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,382
‪不是妳的錯，妳也無法控制

453
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,427
‪是啊，任何人可能都會出這種錯

454
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,847
‪尚恩，我已經盡力了

455
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,474
‪當然，我知道

456
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:38,018
‪就別讓今天又跟妳扯上關係好嗎？
‪就這一次？

457
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:41,271
‪今天已經跟我毫無關係了吧？

458
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,608
‪你甚至沒邀請我致詞

459
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,569
‪你邀請塔莉致詞時我有抱怨嗎？

460
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,154
‪看來妳現在要抱怨了

461
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,780
‪我不是這個意思…

462
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,367
‪我接受…

463
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,245
‪你跟塔莉比較親近

464
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,538
‪我也接受…

465
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,457
‪無論是什麼原因

466
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,543
‪你的人生容不下我

467
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,422
‪我想我只是希望今天會有點不同

468
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,428
‪我現在無法處理這個

469
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:30,987
‪嘿，尚恩

470
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,489
‪你來看這個

471
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,034
‪老天，我以前超愛那個

472
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,036
‪我也是，等等，我也要看

473
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,957
‪-記得我們什麼時候拿到這個嗎？
‪-去大峽谷時

474
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,544
‪對啊，爸媽一路上都在吵架

475
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:48,588
‪嘿

476
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,425
‪如果我告訴你一件事
‪你可以保證不跟爸媽說嗎？

477
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,971
‪-可以啊
‪-就是…

478
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,890
‪不久之前

479
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,600
‪塔莉跟我翹課

480
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,686
‪我們看到媽跟一個男人在一起

481
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:05,897
‪什麼？

482
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,484
‪他們一起在家裡
‪他們在聊天，而且靠得很近

483
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,736
‪-可能是維修工人
‪-尚恩，那不是維修工人

484
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,322
‪不，媽不可能那樣做，那樣有點扯

485
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,991
‪-但我看到了
‪-妳看到什麼？

486
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,242
‪兩個人坐在一起？

487
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:18,618
‪拜託，別耍笨了

488
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,287
‪我才不笨，尚恩！

489
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,746
‪差點就騙倒我了

490
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,005
‪天啊

491
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,048
‪天啊…

492
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,425
‪尚恩，爸一定會氣瘋的

493
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,385
‪拜託，小凱蒂怎麼可能惹麻煩

494
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,511
‪閉嘴，尚恩！

495
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,306
‪妳根本不懂，對吧？
‪每件事對妳來說都那麼容易！

496
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,561
‪為什麼你這麼討厭我？

497
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,907
‪爸到底要不要丟掉那輛車啊？

498
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,702
‪他還是覺得他會修好它

499
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,454
‪但我早就放棄了

500
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:05,915
‪好，我們必須先把東西搬離那面牆

501
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,001
‪這樣處理乾腐病的人才能檢查

502
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,629
‪我都不知道這會是問題
‪爸媽從來沒提過

503
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,047
‪當然不會說

504
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,549
‪-什麼意思？
‪-沒什麼

505
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,718
‪妳可以搬另一邊嗎？

506
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,805
‪那…

507
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,515
‪一切都好嗎？

508
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,517
‪升遷之後工作就忙得不可開交

509
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,102
‪但孩子們一切都很好

510
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,271
‪潔西真的很喜歡她的舞團

511
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,981
‪而路卡被普林斯頓錄取了

512
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,650
‪我們暑假要一起去義大利

513
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,234
‪對，媽有告訴我

514
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,111
‪聽起來一切都很完美

515
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:38,365
‪妳呢？媽說妳辭職了？

516
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:39,908
‪是啊，我待不下去了

517
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,035
‪因為他們刊了塔莉的爛報導

518
00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:43,953
‪那真的很殘酷

519
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,122
‪不過至少她沒怪妳

520
00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:48,708
‪-她幹嘛怪我？
‪-她不會，她沒有

521
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:53,129
‪前幾天晚上我們聊了快一個小時

522
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,923
‪那個叫麥斯的傢伙聽起來不賴

523
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:55,924
‪真替她高興

524
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,801
‪你跟塔莉聊了一個小時？

525
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:00,095
‪我們通常只會寫郵件

526
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,971
‪但大概每個月會聊一次

527
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,603
‪貼那張海報恰當嗎？

528
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,274
‪妳也知道，巴德是個複雜的人

529
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,360
‪-他才不是
‪-真的不是

530
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,906
‪他很擔心妳，媽也是

531
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:22,450
‪我會找到工作的

532
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:25,787
‪我覺得他們比較擔心分居的事

533
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,666
‪其實我們要正式離婚了

534
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,501
‪協議書今天寄到了

535
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,712
‪改變主意永遠不嫌晚

536
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,380
‪每段婚姻都有它的問題

537
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,049
‪是嗎？

538
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,719
‪對啊，一般而言，每段婚姻都有問題

539
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:42,887
‪但不表示它必須結束

540
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,015
‪但對我來說，要結束了

541
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,435
‪我硬撐太久了，而且…

542
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:50,979
‪我愛他，但是…

543
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,023
‪有時候比較勇敢的選擇
‪是知道該放手了

544
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,738
‪我要跟麥斯私奔了！

545
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,281
‪妳怎樣？

546
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:02,782
‪到海港公園的涼亭來找我

547
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,618
‪-怎麼了？
‪-是尚恩嗎？帶他一起來！

548
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,454
‪塔莉，等等，妳不能就這樣…

549
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,211
‪看來我們得去
‪海港公園的涼亭看塔莉結婚了？

550
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,005
‪好啊

551
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:23,094
‪妳在這裡幹嘛？

552
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:24,763
‪寫致詞的稿

553
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,181
‪妳還沒寫嗎？

554
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,141
‪我已經試了好幾次

555
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,893
‪但每次我坐下來好好寫

556
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,478
‪寫出來的東西都…

557
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:33,354
‪很假

558
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,607
‪是因為妳愛尚恩嗎？

559
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,650
‪-什麼？
‪-我不知道

560
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:38,651
‪才不是！

561
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,280
‪或許是因為我…

562
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:45,325
‪不懂什麼是愛

563
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,826
‪別這樣說，妳當然懂

564
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,828
‪那為什麼我無法對查德說出口？

565
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,789
‪就三個字而已

566
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,001
‪那是意義重大的三個字

567
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:58,004
‪感覺來的時候就會說出口的

568
00:29:58,087 --> 00:29:59,839
‪我覺得我無法有那種感覺

569
00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,134
‪所以我不是致詞的正確人選

570
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:06,221
‪我幫妳寫吧

571
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,640
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對，我知道該說什麼

572
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:10,725
‪太好了

573
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:24,697
‪這比遇到拿槍的搶劫犯還可怕

574
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,202
‪尚恩

575
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,788
‪我有好多話想要跟你說

576
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,915
‪你就像我的哥哥

577
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,960
‪這表示就算我們一直讓彼此抓狂

578
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,795
‪我還是想要支持你

579
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:46,469
‪你還記得那些老幻燈片機嗎？

580
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:49,430
‪放進一張小幻燈片

581
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,474
‪從小窗子往裡面看，然後…

582
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:56,145
‪就能被傳送到
‪大峽谷、艾菲爾鐵塔或是金字塔前

583
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:02,235
‪明信片上扁平的景色

584
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:05,113
‪神奇地在眼前化為真實

585
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:11,160
‪墜入愛河就像是你人生的幻燈片機

586
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,872
‪你從來不曉得自己的世界是扁平的

587
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,958
‪但突然之間，卻多了這些新維度

588
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,671
‪愛會改變一切

589
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:27,635
‪跨出這一步可能很讓人害怕

590
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,846
‪就像望著大峽谷的懸崖

591
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,974
‪把自己的心交給另一個人

592
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:34,851
‪是信任的終極表現

593
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:39,105
‪有時候這趟路程會很顛簸

594
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,275
‪但為了眼前的景色，一切都值得

595
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,282
‪敬尚恩和茱莉亞

596
00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:51,618
‪-敬尚恩和茱莉亞
‪-敬尚恩和茱莉亞

597
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,882
{\an8}‪他一直都不好女色

598
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:08,134
{\an8}‪老實說，我們有點擔心，對吧？

599
00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:09,886
{\an8}‪沒有，我不擔心

600
00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:13,097
{\an8}‪我一直都知道
‪我的尚恩會找到真命天女

601
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:14,724
{\an8}‪他找到了

602
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,225
{\an8}‪他找到了，沒錯

603
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,772
‪不好意思，該吃止痛藥了

604
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:22,357
‪不要空腹吃

605
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,108
‪我不能用鼻子吸嗎？

606
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,818
‪如果妳想被我扛回家的話

607
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:26,945
‪從這個開始吧

608
00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:29,822
‪來這邊

609
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,183
‪可以問妳一件事嗎？

610
00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,267
‪什麼事，強尼？

611
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:03,856
‪妳覺得她真的愛查德嗎？

612
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:08,611
‪我是說，像她致詞時提到的那種愛

613
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,737
‪那種真正的愛

614
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:13,199
‪讓人害怕，但很值得

615
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,913
‪嘿…

616
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:19,831
‪凱蒂！

617
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,084
‪我知道妳很保護她

618
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,003
‪你覺得我的反應是因為這樣？

619
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,717
‪你在辦公室昏倒那晚，你還想親我

620
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:33,136
‪沒錯

621
00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,345
‪你搞什麼，強尼？

622
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,181
‪結果幾天後你就跟塔莉上床了？

623
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,976
‪你說你心裡想的是我

624
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:42,437
‪當你在薩爾瓦多
‪被槍指著頭時，記得嗎？

625
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,813
‪你想的是我

626
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,648
‪-我那樣說？
‪-沒錯，你說了

627
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:46,899
‪所以那是謊話嗎？

628
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:50,737
‪你喝醉的時候都說那種話
‪因為你覺得有人會被你騙上床？

629
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,779
‪不是

630
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:53,948
‪我的確想著妳

631
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:55,908
‪我只是…

632
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,161
‪不曉得那是什麼意思

633
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,538
‪妳跟我，凱蒂…

634
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:02,999
‪妳那麼容易相處

635
00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,668
‪沒錯，跟我談心很容易
‪但你想睡的是塔莉

636
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,295
‪我懂，真是有創意

637
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,172
‪不，這跟性愛無關

638
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,382
‪她剛剛在致詞時說的話

639
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:12,425
‪那才是真正的塔莉

640
00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:13,843
‪那才是吸引我的地方

641
00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:15,845
‪致詞稿是我寫的，你這大白癡

642
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,942
‪好吧，我的確想著妳

643
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,403
‪我真的想著妳，常常想著妳

644
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:36,199
‪但是，這實在是太複雜了

645
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:40,620
‪妳真的是很棒的人，麥樂琪，而我…

646
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:41,704
‪我不是

647
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,665
‪真是鬼話連篇，強尼萊恩

648
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,211
‪我可不是什麼該死的陶瓷天使雕像

649
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:51,214
‪我是個虛偽又複雜的女人

650
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:52,882
‪而你永遠不會了解

651
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,092
‪但你知道嗎？無所謂

652
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,010
‪我不在乎，我已經往前走了

653
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,929
‪你就好好追逐你的幻想吧

654
00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,473
‪我要去跟真正想要我的男人在一起

655
00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:26,499
‪我要發動一場餅乾戰爭！糖屑攻擊！

656
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,216
‪原來你在這裡

657
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,345
‪妳注意到我不見了

658
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,347
‪真是對不起

659
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,517
‪我今天真的是一團亂

660
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,726
‪因為強尼？

661
00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:50,189
‪黛特娜，妳要吃完嗎？

662
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,029
‪要能那樣吼一個人
‪妳一定對他用情很深

663
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,996
‪我也不想，但是…

664
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,127
‪真的很對不起，麥特

665
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,964
‪你是個很好的人

666
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:30,479
‪這是我人生中最棒的一段體驗

667
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,523
‪能有短暫的時間…

668
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,942
‪感覺像是凱蒂麥樂琪的男人

669
00:36:56,672 --> 00:36:58,299
‪我應該要給妳爸多少時間

670
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,177
‪才去把查德從他的笑話中解救出來？

671
00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:03,554
‪他應該沒事啦

672
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,390
‪他想認識家族的人，很窩心啊

673
00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:07,808
‪是啊

674
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,477
‪是很窩心

675
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:13,814
‪看看他們

676
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:16,108
‪真是天造地設的一對

677
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:18,778
‪希望他覺得開心

678
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,614
‪不知道我能不能像他們這樣

679
00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,617
‪妳一定會得到妳夢寐以求的愛情

680
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,036
‪而且一定會很夢幻

681
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,997
‪像里夫葛瑞在家門前拋錨那樣夢幻

682
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:35,086
‪我知道妳也會得到的

683
00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:36,003
‪才不要

684
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,338
‪去他的愛情

685
00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:40,174
‪現在改致詞內容可能太晚了

686
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,262
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

687
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,390
‪等我變成老姑婆

688
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,891
‪我還是有妳啊

689
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,186
‪沒錯

690
00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:54,855
‪老天

691
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:59,986
‪妳有曾經想過我竟然會結婚嗎？

692
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,654
‪我甚至沒喝醉酒

693
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:04,031
‪沒有，我完全沒想到會這樣

694
00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:07,201
‪好，妳看我的眼神就像我瘋了

695
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,703
‪而我很顯然瘋了

696
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,163
‪這樣做真的很瘋狂

697
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,459
‪但是妳讓我想起來自宇宙的徵兆

698
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:17,044
‪塔莉

699
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,338
‪我百分之百支持妳

700
00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,883
‪只要妳確定這是妳想要的

701
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,512
‪我確定

702
00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,223
‪我是說…盡可能確定了

703
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,977
‪我真的可以看到我跟他的未來

704
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:34,895
‪一個家庭

705
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:37,606
‪他就是…

706
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:39,775
‪有家的感覺

707
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,571
‪這種感覺嚇死我了，不騙妳，但是…

708
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,240
‪我想要這個

709
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,743
‪閉上眼睛

710
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,543
‪看我在我爸媽的車庫找到什麼

711
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,172
‪現在妳有借來的東西了

712
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,340
‪天啊

713
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,469
‪來，戴上去吧

714
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,310
‪我看起來就像真的新娘

715
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,436
‪是啊，妳就是

716
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,565
‪對一個中年婦女的
‪補票婚禮來說還不算太差

717
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:25,946
‪當塔莉在兩個半小時前

718
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,448
‪請我主持她的婚禮時

719
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,950
‪我認為這是我
‪職業生涯中最具挑戰性的事

720
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:33,412
‪原來任何人都能上網登記當證婚人

721
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:37,792
‪現在，各位所感受到空氣中的寒意

722
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,711
‪可能只是因為西雅圖的秋天

723
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:43,714
‪也可能是因為我們的新郎倌麥斯布迪

724
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,549
‪他絕對是個很酷的人

725
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:48,427
‪很高興認識你，麥斯

726
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,970
‪-我是強尼萊恩
‪-很高興認識你

727
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,098
‪歡迎加入這個家族

728
00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,476
‪但不是，這個寒意不是因為天氣

729
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,644
‪也不是因為新郎

730
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,396
‪麥斯布迪

731
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,606
‪那是地獄結冰的嚴寒

732
00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:02,817
‪因為我們沒有人想過

733
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,404
‪我們會親眼目睹
‪塔莉哈特成為已婚婦女的那一刻

734
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,533
‪婚姻…

735
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,495
‪是很強大的力量，不是嗎？

736
00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:18,082
‪就像分子間的結合，有點融合在一起

737
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:21,001
‪到最後你們會感受到彼此的…

738
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,587
‪一切

739
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,548
‪那是全心全意的承諾

740
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:27,591
‪經營婚姻很難

741
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,343
‪我們有些人失敗了

742
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,971
‪但即便那些分子被拉開了

743
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,392
‪我們也永遠被那份愛改變了

744
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:38,978
‪我們永遠產生了連結

745
00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:42,398
‪你們會犯錯

746
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:44,275
‪很多…

747
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:46,777
‪很多錯誤

748
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:50,114
‪而你們會原諒彼此，一次一次…

749
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,199
‪又一次…

750
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,493
‪因為愛就是一切

751
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,704
‪是痛苦，也是愉悅

752
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,624
‪像現在這樣選擇彼此

753
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,460
‪無論如何

754
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,879
‪你們都將不同以往

755
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,380
‪這是值得的

756
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,008
‪妳願意接受這個男人嗎？

757
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,634
‪我願意

758
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,511
‪你願意接受這個女人嗎？

759
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:13,429
‪我願意

760
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:15,556
‪看哪，剛剛好

761
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,309
‪你可以親吻新娘了

762
00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:37,786
‪好了，我們辦到了

763
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,431
‪你主持得真好

764
00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:59,141
‪謝啦

765
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,228
‪我只是想到妳可能會說的話

766
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,314
‪妳以前一直都是比我出色的作家

767
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:09,068
‪我希望這一切都不必用過去式來形容

768
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,365
‪說話也像一個出色的作家

769
00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,078
‪我差點就要說服她別這樣做

770
00:42:19,161 --> 00:42:21,121
‪實在是發生得太快了

771
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:23,832
‪妳得放手

772
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:26,835
‪只要這是她想要的

773
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,131
‪那才是最重要的

774
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,017
‪我今天收到這個

775
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:49,775
‪是啊，我的律師堅持
‪要我去伊拉克前完成這些手續

776
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,881
‪謝了

777
00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:25,144
‪爸媽現在可能
‪搞不清楚我們到底去哪裡了

778
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:27,062
‪我們一定會有大麻煩

779
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,565
‪比我打破爸的擋風玻璃還糟嗎？

780
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:30,691
‪你？是我打破的

781
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,902
‪不是啦，是車庫裡
‪有東西掉下來打破擋風玻璃

782
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,238
‪是我啦，我們在玩
‪我丟了那個幻燈片機

783
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,531
‪不是在玩，是在吵架

784
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,658
‪爸罰我禁足一個月，妳怎麼會忘記？

785
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,910
‪好吧，我們就尊重不同意見

786
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,287
‪同意

787
00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,333
‪但我是對的，只是說一聲

788
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,921
‪抱歉我以前那麼混蛋

789
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,508
‪我想我只是在生氣

790
00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,303
‪我一直試著達到他們的期望

791
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:02,097
‪而妳本來的樣子對他們來說就很完美

792
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,350
‪現在看看我

793
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,018
‪失業

794
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:07,686
‪正式離婚

795
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,271
‪我知道你要說什麼…

796
00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:13,108
‪說我不該放棄，我應該更努力

797
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,610
‪我才沒有要那樣說

798
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:17,863
‪我敬佩妳

799
00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:21,867
‪妳知道什麼時候該停止掙扎或假裝

800
00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:22,993
‪我無法想像

801
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,454
‪你當然無法想像

802
00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:27,331
‪你跟茱莉亞就像…

803
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,917
‪經典電影裡的情侶

804
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:34,254
‪我好羨慕你們兩個

805
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,091
‪真的嗎？

806
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,426
‪當然了

807
00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:41,053
‪你們兩個就是…

808
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,056
‪很登對

809
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:48,227
‪你們都想要一樣的東西

810
00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:51,689
‪你們養大了這麼出眾的孩子

811
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,942
‪而且他們真的想花時間跟你們相處

812
00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,111
‪一起去度假，而且都不會吵架

813
00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:00,322
‪我想我從來沒看過你們吵架

814
00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:03,784
‪是啊，我們是很棒的團隊

815
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:10,999
‪只是我會有一種空虛的感覺

816
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,585
‪有時候

817
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,757
‪只要我可以忽視
‪或者壓抑、埋藏這種感覺

818
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,635
‪那一切就沒問題

819
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:27,141
‪但最近，這種感覺越來越強烈

820
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:29,977
‪聽起來很辛苦

821
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,481
‪如果我告訴妳一件事
‪妳能保證不跟爸媽說嗎？

822
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,404
‪我是…

823
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,326
‪我是同性戀

824
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:48,787
‪你是…

825
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:51,457
‪真的嗎？

826
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,916
‪聽著，我不期望妳能理解

827
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,754
‪我能理解，我只是在試著消化這件事

828
00:45:58,547 --> 00:45:59,965
‪塔莉真的沒跟妳說過？

829
00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:01,300
‪塔莉知道這件事？

830
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:05,304
‪是啊，高中時就知道了

831
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:06,305
‪高中就知道了？

832
00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:08,223
‪她看到我和羅比…

833
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:09,183
‪你和羅比？

834
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:13,771
‪天啊，我一直都瘋狂愛著羅比

835
00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:17,649
‪難怪他看都不看我一眼

836
00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:21,862
‪-抱歉
‪-哇，塔莉一個字都沒說

837
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,367
‪我要她發誓保密
‪這有讓妳感覺好過一點嗎？

838
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:30,245
‪其實這真的讓我比較好過一點

839
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:33,165
‪我一直都不懂為什麼
‪你跟她這麼親近，而不是跟我

840
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,376
‪那不一樣，妳是我妹妹

841
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,089
‪是啊，很抱歉你以前覺得無法告訴我

842
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:43,050
‪-我現在告訴妳了
‪-好

843
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,393
‪謝了

844
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,529
‪妳讓我成為全世界
‪最幸福的男人了，布迪太太

845
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,365
‪我要保留自己的姓

846
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:51,201
‪當然了，沒問題

847
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,453
‪但你可以叫我布迪太太

848
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:55,372
‪只限今晚

849
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,625
‪就當成是在玩角色扮演

850
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,002
‪好吧，我會的

851
00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:25,110
‪快帶著妳的性感美臀出來，老婆！

852
00:48:25,193 --> 00:48:27,529
‪我的美臀要慢慢來，老公

853
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,133
‪天啊，麥斯！

854
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,258
‪字幕翻譯：劉怡眉