1
00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,842
‪NETFLIX 原創影集

2
00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:11,511
‪爽！

3
00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,727
‪爽啊！

4
00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,186
‪天啊！

5
00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,312
‪爽啊！

6
00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:27,986
‪天啊！

7
00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,503
‪-那太…
‪-我知道

8
00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,338
‪-妳實在…
‪-我知道

9
00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,007
‪太棒了

10
00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:49,966
‪我知道

11
00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,218
‪我太棒了

12
00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,888
‪我表現也不賴

13
00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:55,847
‪嗯

14
00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:57,640
‪但沒有我那麼好

15
00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,145
‪凱蒂應該不會聽到吧？

16
00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,313
‪肯定有聽到

17
00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:07,150
‪別假裝妳不喜歡，妳明明是個暴露狂

18
00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,443
‪我才沒有

19
00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,905
{\an8}‪塔莉哈特要高潮

20
00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:15,283
{\an8}‪要是沒有五個陌生人在旁邊聽
‪那還用費勁叫嗎？

21
00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:18,119
{\an8}‪別裝作你不是怪胎

22
00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,706
{\an8}‪是你纏著你的學生呢，威利教授

23
00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,459
{\an8}‪妳已經很久沒有當我的學生了

24
00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:29,589
{\an8}‪不要提醒我，都他媽1984年了
‪我還困在一份毫無前途的工作

25
00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:33,802
{\an8}‪都做幾年了，天啊
‪趁我還沒殺卡蘿，趕快殺了我吧

26
00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,680
{\an8}‪甚麼？人人都愛看《卡蘿做到了》

27
00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,227
{\an8}‪她永遠不會辭職

28
00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,229
{\an8}‪我永遠不會有機會上鏡

29
00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,940
{\an8}‪我努力想成為1980年代實幹型的女性

30
00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:49,734
{\an8}‪而我卻原地踏步，我都厭倦了

31
00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,653
{\an8}‪或許妳只是需要轉換一下環境

32
00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,948
{\an8}‪妳有沒有考慮過去北卡州？

33
00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,407
{\an8}‪甚麼？為甚麼會考慮去？

34
00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:57,492
{\an8}‪我有份工作邀約

35
00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,329
{\an8}‪終身教職，北卡羅來納大學

36
00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,667
{\an8}‪我過去教書

37
00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:09,212
{\an8}‪妳跟我一起去
‪妳在本地電視台找份工作

38
00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,841
{\an8}‪我們結婚…

39
00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,176
{\an8}‪生幾個孩子

40
00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,720
{\an8}‪你已經有個孩子了

41
00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,515
{\an8}‪她暑假和假期會過來探訪

42
00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,308
{\an8}‪妳肯定會是個出類拔萃的繼母

43
00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:26,729
{\an8}‪來吧

44
00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,316
{\an8}‪妳可以在KPOC原地踏步…

45
00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,695
{\an8}‪或者你可以跟我一起走

46
00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,866
{\an8}‪考慮一下吧

47
00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,714
{\an8}‪起床囉

48
00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,717
{\an8}‪-滾開啦，凱蒂在睡覺
‪-我算是暴露狂嗎？

49
00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,845
{\an8}‪不，妳只是做甚麼都愛有觀眾看

50
00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,931
{\an8}‪那才不是真的

51
00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,685
{\an8}‪噢，查德…

52
00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:07,228
{\an8}‪別妒忌了

53
00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,023
{\an8}‪我最好會妒忌妳和查德威利

54
00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,482
{\an8}‪噢，又來了

55
00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:14,277
{\an8}‪他是個搞學生的變態

56
00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,987
{\an8}‪-就一個學生
‪-妳肯定不是第一個

57
00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,448
{\an8}‪他沒有搞我，是我做主動的

58
00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:22,535
{\an8}‪問題是那些淚水、分手
‪鬧劇和吵得要命的和好炮

59
00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:26,372
{\an8}‪-我們有一段非常激情的關係
‪-註定失敗又失常的關係

60
00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,877
{\an8}‪他問我要不要跟他搬去北卡州
‪跟他生兒育女

61
00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,547
{\an8}‪噢，那聽起來…

62
00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:39,594
{\an8}‪總比無止境地留在這裡
‪幫卡蘿拿咖啡好吧

63
00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:42,305
{\an8}‪我年紀不小了，查德又愛我

64
00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,474
{\an8}‪你們在一起的時間
‪有一半都在吵分手

65
00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,309
{\an8}‪另外一半時間還蠻美好的

66
00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,978
{\an8}‪所以妳就想把夢想閣置
‪跟著他走嗎？

67
00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,855
{\an8}‪或許該換個夢想了

68
00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,861
{\an8}‪強尼今天要從薩爾瓦多回來了

69
00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,113
{\an8}‪噢，是的，對喔

70
00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,241
{\an8}‪相隔六個禮拜，妳緊張嗎？

71
00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,742
{\an8}‪我幹嘛會緊張？

72
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,786
{\an8}‪裙子很好看，新買的嗎？

73
00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,162
{\an8}‪噢，不是啊

74
00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,580
{\an8}‪價錢牌還掛在上面

75
00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,757
{\an8}‪妳很好看，凱蒂

76
00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,468
{\an8}‪我不是為他而穿的

77
00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,804
{\an8}‪我知道，我說說而已

78
00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,597
{\an8}‪不過我沒有…

79
00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:28,226
{\an8}‪我沒有要讓強尼萊恩刮目相看

80
00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,269
{\an8}‪我相信妳

81
00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,272
{\an8}‪我現在跟麥特在一起

82
00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,439
{\an8}‪當然

83
00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,818
{\an8}‪我很快樂，妳知道嗎？
‪我也是時候幸福快樂了

84
00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,569
{\an8}‪同意，麥特很棒

85
00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,155
{\an8}‪他還是個接吻高手

86
00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,117
{\an8}‪他聞起來，意外地清新

87
00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,119
{\an8}‪像暴風雨中的木屑

88
00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,370
{\an8}‪我待會要聞聞看

89
00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,790
{\an8}‪他很多毛，不過我喜歡
‪他很有男人味

90
00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:54,210
{\an8}‪性感丘巴卡，火辣雪怪

91
00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,254
{\an8}‪像個伐木工，不過很溫柔

92
00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,756
{\an8}‪人很好，他視我為女神

93
00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,882
{\an8}‪那個雪怪喜歡妳了

94
00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,844
{\an8}‪真想不到我倒追強尼兩年多

95
00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,512
{\an8}‪但一直沒看到麥特這種絕種男友

96
00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:05,972
{\an8}‪聞起來就像木屑

97
00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,810
{\an8}‪天啊，要是你們結婚
‪一定要用連字號把兩個姓連起

98
00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,940
{\an8}‪凱蒂麥樂琪麥托布勒，天啊

99
00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,735
{\an8}‪麥樂琪麥托布勒，太好笑了！

100
00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,987
{\an8}‪換衣服吧，我們要遲到了

101
00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,491
{\an8}‪塔莉！

102
00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:30,163
{\an8}‪起床，我們要遲到了
‪妳下個預約在半小時後

103
00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,206
{\an8}‪我下個預約在七天後

104
00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,666
{\an8}‪不，這是我做的預約

105
00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,794
{\an8}‪不，我推遲了

106
00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,963
{\an8}‪妳不能一直這樣子

107
00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,715
{\an8}‪妳懷孕了，我知道妳不想面對

108
00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,550
{\an8}‪但不面對並不是我們面對的方法

109
00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:46,596
{\an8}‪我有打算面對的，之後吧
‪現在別來煩我

110
00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,017
{\an8}‪麥斯怎麼說？

111
00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:56,647
{\an8}‪他說無論我的決定如何…他都支持

112
00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,857
{\an8}‪我的身體，由我作主

113
00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,026
{\an8}‪-諸如此類吧，一堆廢話
‪-好，他說得對

114
00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,779
{\an8}‪同一時間，他眼淚汪汪，一臉幸福

115
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,741
{\an8}‪那天他還摸我肚子
‪那…我差點想摑他耳光

116
00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,951
{\an8}‪-那也太暖心了
‪-超奇怪的

117
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,788
{\an8}‪他對我太好，太支持我了

118
00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,917
{\an8}‪-我不相信他
‪-因為妳就是要有狗血劇情

119
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,878
{\an8}‪妳會不會是終於愛上了一個好人？

120
00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,089
{\an8}‪或者他只是看上我的錢

121
00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,048
{\an8}‪妳這樣想嗎？

122
00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,468
{\an8}‪他30出頭，還要跟找室友分擔租金
‪妳想想看吧

123
00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,012
{\an8}‪把一個大明星搞懷孕
‪一輩子就無憂了，財源滾滾！

124
00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,139
{\an8}‪或者他只是很喜歡妳
‪想當孩子的爸爸

125
00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,600
{\an8}‪不好說

126
00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,269
{\an8}‪每個人都有自己的立場，麥樂琪

127
00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:39,148
{\an8}‪無論如何，我們約了明天見面

128
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,068
{\an8}‪談談所有事情，做一些決定

129
00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,027
‪好極了！

130
00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,030
‪噢，金寶的採訪怎麼樣？

131
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,240
‪我有登上封面嗎？

132
00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,950
‪我還不知道，妳也知道金寶吧

133
00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:51,452
‪她不喜歡透露進行中的工作

134
00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,205
‪-她說講出來會倒霉的
‪-那妳有看拍出來的照片嗎？

135
00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,291
‪老實說，有拍到我很肥嗎？

136
00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,252
‪照片很美，妳容光煥發

137
00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:03,881
‪我能感覺到自己在膨脹…
‪像微波爐中的棉花糖

138
00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,427
‪別瘋了，妳看起來還是老樣子

139
00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,344
‪天啊！

140
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,142
‪這條褲子是我變胖時穿的

141
00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:23,234
‪我都說了，妳穿起這條牛仔褲超性感

142
00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:27,071
‪我媽不喜歡這條褲子
‪她說很容易會髒

143
00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,865
‪有聽過甚麼叫洗衣機嗎？

144
00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,701
‪“沒有牛仔褲值得花
‪六個禮拜零用錢買，凱瑟琳麥樂琪”

145
00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:35,163
‪對，這條褲子例外，妳好像蘇珊黛

146
00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:39,000
‪我剛才看到妳走過喬許馬爾身邊時
‪他都對妳流口水了

147
00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,085
‪-才沒有
‪-真的！

148
00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,420
‪他都看到勃起了

149
00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:44,630
‪真的假的？

150
00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,093
‪慘了！

151
00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:53,598
‪怎麼了？是黏到草嗎？
‪我就知道不該坐在運動場上

152
00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,021
‪天啊！

153
00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,690
‪天啊，塔莉，我好像出血了

154
00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,485
‪-我要找醫生
‪-只是妳月經來了

155
00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,071
‪是的

156
00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,865
‪想也知道

157
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,159
‪噢，這是妳第一次嗎？

158
00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,118
‪不是

159
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:16,787
‪是的

160
00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,710
‪恭喜妳，妳成為一個真女人了

161
00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,629
‪-我要怎麼辦？
‪-我們要好好慶祝

162
00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:29,091
‪不，我是說我要怎麼離開這個廁所？

163
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:35,848
‪這是我們第一次《閨蜜時刻》
‪海灘小屋大放送！

164
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,893
‪得主就是…
‪我下樓梯時一定要跳舞嗎？

165
00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,062
‪感覺我在模仿艾倫一樣

166
00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:46,984
‪強尼？喂？製片先生，能專心點嗎？

167
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,987
‪抱歉，妳記得我朋友曼達嗎？
‪那個攝影師

168
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,657
‪他從伊拉克回來了，會途經西雅圖

169
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,076
‪我們可能會去聚聚
‪出發前問他一些建議

170
00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:57,578
‪你有新工作，我很替你高興

171
00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,748
‪不過你還有一個月才離職

172
00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:04,335
‪我還在付錢給你來當製片的

173
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:09,048
‪-收到，老闆
‪-要從頭開始嗎？

174
00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,508
‪-很樂意
‪-好

175
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:22,770
‪這是我們第一次《閨蜜時刻》
‪海灘小屋大放送！還有…

176
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,986
‪喂，我們還有幾個鏡頭要拍

177
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,489
‪整個大堂都是等著進來的粉絲

178
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,324
‪你在乎的時候再發電郵給我吧

179
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,290
‪大家休息五分鐘

180
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,338
‪崔佛斯，我是凱蒂啊，怎麼樣？

181
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,340
‪崔佛斯，對不起我最近沒有找你

182
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,550
‪我一直在逃避你

183
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,219
‪對不起，我那個已分居的丈夫
‪因為我們之間的火花

184
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,470
‪而揍你一拳

185
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,680
‪我做過你的春夢

186
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,890
‪我真希望可以春夢成真

187
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:04,895
‪嗨，我是崔佛斯

188
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,608
‪喂？我是崔佛斯

189
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,068
‪可惡！

190
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,784
‪喂？

191
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:24,665
‪對，不，我剛才有打給你
‪電話有時候怪怪的

192
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,169
‪我想打給你看看…要不要一起聚聚？

193
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,466
‪我是凱蒂，凱蒂麥樂琪

194
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,261
‪不，這是我公司的電話

195
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:41,265
‪不，最近在低調
‪不想聽其他人的閒言閒語

196
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,934
‪學校裡肯定很多人在談我們的婚外情

197
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,853
‪而我們根本沒搞得成，是吧？

198
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,022
‪無論如何

199
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:53,819
‪我只是想問你明天要不要聚聚

200
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:58,199
‪孩子們都去科學營過夜了…

201
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,910
‪你要不要過來看《美國偶像》？

202
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,790
‪可以嗎？太好了！太好了，好吧

203
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,542
‪期待明天見了，好吧

204
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,628
‪保持濕潤啦，崔佛斯

205
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,134
‪“保持濕潤”？

206
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,354
‪我有個約會了

207
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,113
‪麥特，天啊，這些花好漂亮

208
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,615
‪玫瑰都及不上妳的美貌

209
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,368
‪這是新裙子嗎？

210
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,578
‪噢，不，這…很舊了

211
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,872
‪-真好看，妳都盛裝打扮了
‪-沒有啦

212
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,374
‪為我們的約會打扮嗎？

213
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,042
‪對，沒錯，就是囉

214
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,879
‪我特意為今晚的約會盛裝打扮
‪所以我才穿上這條裙子

215
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:58,175
‪妳的頭髮也做得那麼美
‪我得拍下來，等等，拍一張

216
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,594
‪對，太棒了

217
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,722
‪-怎麼樣？嗨，兄弟
‪-對了

218
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,557
‪等等，看這邊

219
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,600
‪強尼

220
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,103
‪看看他，來拍一張吧

221
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,398
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

222
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,567
‪-你回來了
‪-你臉色好差

223
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,484
‪謝了，麥特

224
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,403
‪給我吧，我去幫你泡杯咖啡

225
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,363
‪-馬上回來
‪-謝了，兄弟

226
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,074
‪你餓嗎？

227
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:26,620
‪我一直想著要喝妳之前買給我的湯

228
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,456
‪我早有預感，放你桌上了

229
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,542
‪天啊，我真想親妳一口

230
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,003
‪出差順利嗎？

231
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,423
‪我其實有幾件事情想跟妳談的

232
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,425
‪等妳有空吧，不是現在

233
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,051
‪我要被炒了嗎？

234
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,470
‪不是

235
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:49,101
‪只是…我出差的時候一直想著妳

236
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,644
‪-真的嗎？
‪-真的嗎？

237
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,774
‪對，我想著你們每一個人啦

238
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,026
‪我想你們了，我的好同事

239
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,696
‪我們也想你了
‪這裡沒有你真是不一樣

240
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,490
‪-對嗎，凱蒂？
‪-對

241
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,492
‪感覺你離開太久了

242
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,702
‪-很多事情改變了
‪-似乎是了

243
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,581
‪開玩笑嗎？根本甚麼都沒有變
‪所有事情還是一樣爛透了

244
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,209
‪他回來了，終於！

245
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,919
‪-我們要談談
‪-好

246
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,213
‪塔莉，我的咖啡呢？

247
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,131
‪應該在咖啡壺裡吧，夫人

248
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,175
‪那不如妳去幫我斟一杯吧？

249
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,468
‪好的，夫人

250
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,639
‪妳知道她最討厭妳叫她夫人吧

251
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,974
‪當然知道，總比叫她女魔頭好吧

252
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,269
‪她總是一副臭臉

253
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,563
‪但你不在的時候，她態度更差了

254
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,649
‪-塔莉就是這樣啦
‪-不，差勁多了

255
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,818
‪她好像故意想被炒一樣

256
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,738
‪還有，我蠻確定麥特和凱蒂
‪在你桌上做愛了

257
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,657
‪我是這樣聽聞啦，他們都離不開對方

258
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,116
‪真不得體

259
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,832
‪你錯過的事情可多了

260
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,210
‪要我說的話
‪你錯過了我很多集的《卡蘿試試看》

261
00:13:56,293 --> 00:14:00,047
‪我需要你看一下今天的行程
‪我們要去摘蘋果！

262
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,549
‪超好玩的

263
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,471
‪你應該知道我曾經當選蘋果園小姐吧

264
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,514
‪我知道

265
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,723
‪當然了

266
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,310
‪嗨，老兄

267
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,521
‪-我們今天可以提早下班嗎？
‪-我們？

268
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:19,400
‪我和我女友，凱蒂
‪我們去看一個走在潮流尖端的藝術家

269
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,403
‪傑絲卡塔絲門，她是個女性主義者

270
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,115
‪她用棉條畫畫
‪再扔向觀眾，超級棒的

271
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:31,287
‪所以你和凱蒂在約會嗎？

272
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,206
‪真是我人生中最棒的兩個禮拜
‪我都準備好要求婚了

273
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,751
‪沒有啦，或許六個月後吧
‪要是我們還是愛著彼此

274
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,336
‪我都準備好我媽的戒指了

275
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:44,425
‪有個傳聞說，你和凱蒂…

276
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,387
‪在我桌上做了？

277
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,640
‪怎麼會？桌面根本沒有彈性

278
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,853
‪我愛在床上做，有需要時在吊床也行
‪不然最少要有睡袋

279
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,731
‪好吧，抱歉了，但我想問清楚

280
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,901
‪況且，我們都還沒做過

281
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,778
‪其他人覺得我這麼猛，真是受寵若驚

282
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,032
‪-我置身過最棒的辦公室謠言
‪-好吧

283
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:13,037
‪老兄，薩爾瓦多那邊怎麼樣？
‪那邊的局勢好像很緊張

284
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,830
‪對，非常緊張

285
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,791
‪你去見的那個傢伙
‪那個牧師？神父…

286
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,876
‪拉蒙

287
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,669
‪他死了

288
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,380
‪我們在檢查站被截停了
‪準軍事部隊對他開槍

289
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,175
‪然後把他的屍體
‪丟進一個堆滿其他異見人士的萬人塚

290
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,637
‪哇靠

291
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,514
‪我準備要打給台長，找攝製隊過去

292
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,559
‪我們必須報導這個故事
‪外界需要知道發生甚麼事

293
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,061
‪沒問題，我去拿護照

294
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,779
‪對，隨便啦，妳真是個淫婦

295
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,406
‪媽的愛死妳了，賤人

296
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,161
‪天賜甘露啊，妳最好了

297
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,914
‪塔莉哈特那篇報導怎麼樣？

298
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,920
‪他媽的精彩，簡直是傑作，超棒

299
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,838
‪我要把它寫進交友軟體的簡介裡

300
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,217
‪開玩笑的，廢物才會玩網戀

301
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,346
‪-我可以看嗎？
‪-寫好就給妳看，真沒耐性

302
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,139
‪還有一些地方要修飾

303
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:18,018
‪但老實說，妳幫我安排那場採訪
‪真是幫大忙了

304
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:23,232
‪我真高興自己為妳爭取
‪幫妳一個大忙了

305
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,902
‪我幫妳爭取了一篇報導
‪向妳表示謝意

306
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,904
‪真的嗎？我獨立署名的報導？

307
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,490
‪老闆都說：“絕對不行”

308
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,826
‪“她是個家庭主婦，現在是送咖啡的

309
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,120
‪她離開這個行業太久了”

310
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,623
‪不過我說：“凱蒂最棒了”

311
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,291
‪“要是你不給她這個機會

312
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,294
‪我就告訴全世界
‪你吸食古柯鹼的秘密”

313
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,214
‪假的，我沒有這麼過火

314
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:51,093
‪不過他答應了
‪所以趁他還沒改變主意，趕快去寫吧

315
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,595
‪好，謝謝妳，不過我要寫甚麼？

316
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,850
‪妳一直在提關於老女人的那個報導

317
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,644
‪年過40的女人面對婚姻與事業改變

318
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,563
‪對，那些更年期廢話

319
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,607
‪兩天內交1200字到我桌上

320
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,485
‪回家好好寫吧，我的嘍囉

321
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,778
‪謝謝妳！

322
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,076
‪三人攝製隊就夠了，阿占

323
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,911
‪我都算過了

324
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,539
‪嗯，好吧，我等你

325
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,460
‪-大家都上車了
‪-好

326
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,754
‪卡蘿要把我逼瘋了

327
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,799
‪自從你離開後，她就失控了
‪她以為自己是芭芭拉華特斯

328
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,093
‪去做個摘蘋果的報導，真是笑死人了

329
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,513
‪好，我繼續等，好，我等下就下來

330
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,058
‪我實在受夠了一直做她的隨從了

331
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,478
‪塔莉，妳是指妳的工作嗎？
‪妳受夠妳的工作了？

332
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,482
‪阿占，對，我還在

333
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,403
‪因為他們把異見人士丟進萬人塚

334
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,118
‪跟我們的觀眾群沒有關係
‪你他媽的在開玩笑嗎？

335
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,080
‪我當然在生氣，阿占

336
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,583
‪我還以為你…

337
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,711
‪我還以為你重視新聞

338
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,047
‪是嗎？

339
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,633
‪好，好吧

340
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,176
‪你有消息再打給我

341
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,731
‪天啊，校鐘響了
‪我不能再遲到了，塔莉

342
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,026
‪天啊，遲到又怎麼樣
‪妳現在是個女人了

343
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,073
‪真是惡夢，我永遠逃不掉
‪我要活在廁所裡面了

344
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,076
‪褲子脫掉

345
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,621
‪妳想我穿著滲血
‪又塞滿紙巾的內褲

346
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,248
‪出去走廊嗎？

347
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,960
‪不，妳可以穿我的褲子

348
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,756
‪-那妳要穿甚麼？
‪-我穿著裙子啊，拿好吧

349
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,757
‪妳這條不是裙子

350
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,551
‪現在是了

351
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:57,928
‪看到沒？

352
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,477
‪我覺得這個造型很不錯
‪或許我會帶起風潮呢

353
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,647
‪天啊

354
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,275
‪該死的

355
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,030
‪我真不想當女人

356
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,830
‪我月經來早了

357
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,417
‪是不是很美？像藝術品一樣

358
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,086
‪怎麼樣，瑪妮？

359
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,883
‪噁心，我們禮拜六會去潔絲家見面

360
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,843
‪她從父母那裡偷了很多酒品

361
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,344
‪不行，我約了凱蒂

362
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,097
‪好了，妳和麥樂琪到底幹嘛？

363
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,310
‪妳是在做慈善嗎？
‪和怪胎交朋友之類的

364
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,478
‪那妳才該是我第一個做慈善的對象吧

365
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,734
‪嗨，凱蒂，妳的眼鏡真好看

366
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,861
‪我曾祖母柏莎也有一副

367
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,488
‪真的嗎？妳曾祖母肯定很正

368
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,074
‪我家的凱蒂戴著多麼性感

369
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,453
‪噢，再見瑪妮，保持真我

370
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,459
‪天啊，瑪妮真是一副婊臉

371
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,837
‪我們曾經做了六年閨蜜

372
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,174
‪直到她變得很酷，假裝從未認識過我

373
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,177
‪正正相反，妳才是酷的那個

374
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,431
‪天啊，我遲到了
‪我要怎麼跟法蘭高老師解釋？

375
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:26,725
‪甚麼都不說

376
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,727
‪-我們要翹課
‪-甚麼？

377
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,939
‪妳很酷的，凱蒂麥樂琪

378
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,566
‪酷得跟我一起翹課

379
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,945
‪因為光陰似箭
‪而今天妳成為了一個女人

380
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:41,323
‪妳不用忍受這些國中的爛事
‪我們去慶祝吧

381
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:43,700
‪來吧

382
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,459
‪我是個女人！

383
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,294
‪聽我咆哮！

384
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,014
‪曼達，這是要教我在伊拉克生存嗎？

385
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,266
‪沒錯

386
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,184
‪你不是只會拍照嗎？

387
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:11,937
‪我最討厭槍了

388
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,605
‪隨便你

389
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,316
‪我們怎麼不去酒吧之類的？

390
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,027
‪你不知道那邊是怎麼境況

391
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,782
‪你現在是一家之主了
‪你應該要分清楚自己是想要…

392
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:27,911
‪我一定要去
‪我上次沒有把故事報導出來

393
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,204
‪我讓他失望了

394
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,290
‪天啊，這是因為拉蒙嗎？

395
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,417
‪那是很久以前的事了，強尼

396
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,626
‪（記者）

397
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,964
‪故事才是重點

398
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,676
‪我們想打仗，但卻對他們一知半解

399
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,471
‪我有嘗試過把拉蒙的事報導出去
‪但我失敗了

400
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,934
‪現在我有另一個機會告訴全世界
‪那裡的真實情況

401
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,771
‪我不會再失敗

402
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,577
‪現在，最好的蘋果…

403
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,830
‪是哪一個呢？

404
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,166
‪或許不要穿高跟鞋，換個梯子吧？

405
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,918
‪要更高，塔莉，再搬個箱子來

406
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,378
‪妳不是吧？

407
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,798
‪麥特在貨車那邊還有很多箱子
‪快跑過去拿吧！

408
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,467
‪噢，我最討厭蘋果了！

409
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,969
‪換成梯子會比較穩吧

410
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,139
‪要用箱子才夠簡樸隨意

411
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,682
‪簡樸隨意

412
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,559
‪我們要試吃嗎？

413
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,564
‪強尼早上無故吼我了

414
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,191
‪我快忍不住要辭職了

415
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,361
‪要開拍了嗎？

416
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,446
‪強尼？

417
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,323
‪好，開拍吧

418
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,326
‪好了

419
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,912
‪嗨，我是卡蘿曼蘇爾

420
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:56,917
‪從前，我被挑選為
‪華盛頓州的蘋果女王

421
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,919
‪一個崇高的榮譽

422
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:03,465
‪華盛頓州摘蘋果季節又到了

423
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:07,803
‪香氣和美味，尋找最好吃的蘋果

424
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,264
‪不過有聽起來那麼魔幻嗎？

425
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,225
‪我們試試吧

426
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,773
‪我是不是該祈求她跌倒？

427
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,652
‪我摘到了！

428
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,989
‪天啊，卡蘿！

429
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,991
‪-天啊
‪我沒摘到

430
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,702
‪-卡蘿？妳還好嗎？
‪-我的腿

431
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,371
‪該死的

432
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,631
‪-好，下車小心
‪-好

433
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,590
‪好了

434
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,844
‪-我喜歡蒙眼布
‪-是嗎？

435
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,764
‪對，別出心裁
‪我們早該搞這樣子的性愛約會了

436
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,391
‪-是嗎？
‪-嗯

437
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:55,851
‪問個問題

438
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,938
‪你是不是要帶我去我要被殺的地方？

439
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:03,233
‪-妳真的不信任我，是不是？
‪-我相信你，勉強吧

440
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,986
‪我戴著蒙眼布，也沒得不相信你吧

441
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:09,197
‪不相信我沒關係
‪仔細去想，其實妳也沒有多了解我

442
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,199
‪像妳這麼有名，一定要步步為營

443
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,743
‪重申一次，我戴著蒙眼布
‪還說甚麼步步為營

444
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:17,330
‪因為妳魯莽衝動
‪還有一點自毀傾向

445
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,917
‪好極了，所以這是一場
‪別出心裁的心理分析約會

446
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:26,715
‪我們不是應該討論未來之類的嗎？

447
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,176
‪決定一些…

448
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,344
‪東西？

449
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,264
‪-妳是指孩子嗎？
‪-對，就那個

450
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:38,560
‪首先，我覺得們可以走遠一點
‪先互相認識一下對方

451
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,689
‪-準備好？
‪-準備好

452
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:43,648
‪好吧

453
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,948
‪歡迎來到布迪家族秋季榨蘋果汁聚會

454
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,617
‪我要見你家人？

455
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,576
‪驚喜吧！

456
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,204
‪天啊，你還是殺了我吧

457
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,791
‪-大家好嗎？
‪-嗨

458
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,294
‪麥斯！

459
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,507
‪-媽，妳好嗎？
‪-嗨，寶貝兒子

460
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,674
‪裙子真美

461
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:14,095
‪-謝謝，你好像瘦了
‪-我都忙得沒時間吃飯

462
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,389
‪就是她嗎？怎麼穿成這樣？

463
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,974
‪我就說她是…

464
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,185
‪很高雅的

465
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,854
‪-好吧
‪-我都不知道你會兩種語言

466
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,483
‪對，我一半哥倫比亞血統
‪我小時候還會在那裡過暑假

467
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:31,071
‪好了，塔莉，這位是我媽媽
‪媽媽，這位是塔莉

468
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:34,157
‪-幸會了，布迪太太
‪-我叫佩德拉薩

469
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,743
‪佩德拉薩博士
‪不過妳可以叫我伊莎貝

470
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:39,079
‪那真是幸會了，伊莎貝

471
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:42,123
‪幸會，他很常談起妳

472
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,001
‪我聽說是妳在酒吧釣他的

473
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,839
‪妳喜歡蘋果汁嗎？我給妳看些東西

474
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,515
‪你個混蛋

475
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,601
‪你這樣的傢伙
‪怎麼會找到這麼正的女人？

476
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,144
‪塔莉，這是我哥哥馬克

477
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,062
‪-嗨
‪-馬克，塔莉

478
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,231
‪我比他年長，也比他成功

479
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:08,984
‪這是我妹妹，小希

480
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,319
‪我以前有看妳的節目
‪不過我現在都看艾倫秀了

481
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,197
‪-沒關係
‪-妳好漂亮

482
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,657
‪難怪他會愛上妳

483
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,201
‪喂…我才沒有說過…

484
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,495
‪妳的鞋子很好看，多少錢？

485
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:26,543
‪那是名設計師馬諾洛布拉尼克出品
‪你女友穿著400美元的鞋

486
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:29,212
‪-我有看《慾望城市》的
‪-妳幾歲了？

487
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,797
‪麥斯總是愛比較年長的女性

488
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,092
‪記得那次他邀我們鄰居去舞會嗎？
‪她好像都35歲了

489
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,927
‪這就是貝琪的問題了

490
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,597
‪他老婆，太年輕了，比妳年輕許多

491
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,974
‪我們好像把她嚇壞了

492
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,434
‪喂，妳要玩嗎？

493
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,893
‪-妳一定要玩
‪-我們都忘了

494
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,187
‪-我們還有計劃
‪-她當然要玩，甚麼？

495
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,355
‪別這樣

496
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,734
‪那是家庭傳統，妳肯定會愛上

497
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,319
‪我們要玩甚麼？

498
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,659
‪可惡！

499
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,204
‪婚姻30年，我還是搞不懂她

500
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,179
‪去你的，愛你哦，弟弟

501
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,056
‪喂，別這樣

502
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:24,017
‪好了，換我了

503
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,228
‪好，來吧

504
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,403
‪好吧

505
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:43,953
‪抱歉了

506
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,414
‪廢物…

507
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:52,212
‪你家人真會玩

508
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:55,632
‪-你父母…
‪-無可救藥地相愛，是吧？我知道

509
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:56,883
‪不，非常好

510
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,096
‪你有這樣的榜樣，真幸運

511
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,390
‪對，糟透了，我永遠比不上

512
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,810
‪不是要抱怨我完美的家庭…

513
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,978
‪我知道妳媽媽在妳小時候就離世了

514
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,607
‪對，我忘了跟你說過這個

515
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,568
‪妳一直沒有告訴我她怎麼死的

516
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,529
‪-她是怎麼…
‪-妳的弟妹都很棒

517
00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:18,863
‪我好喜歡你妹妹

518
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,281
‪對，她最棒了

519
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,659
‪她是我的至愛

520
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,663
‪不過她現在算是遇到
‪妳這個競爭對手了

521
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,544
‪我該告訴你…

522
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:36,047
‪即使我們…

523
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,300
‪生下這個寶寶…

524
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,430
‪不等於會讓你盡享財富與地位

525
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,724
‪天啊，妳以為這是我的目的嗎？

526
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,475
‪不，只是以防你…

527
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,020
‪塔莉，為甚麼每次我們開始親密起來

528
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,522
‪妳都盡妳所能去搞破壞

529
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,649
‪-你說甚麼？我沒有
‪-拜託

530
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,985
‪妳以為我在乎錢和名氣嗎？

531
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,696
‪因為以我角度去看妳的人生

532
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:02,407
‪那雙400塊錢的鞋子
‪並沒有為妳帶來任何幸福

533
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:06,369
‪鞋子不是我買的，是節目免費給我的

534
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,622
‪好棒棒啊，塔莉，完全沒聽到重點

535
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:10,665
‪聽我說…

536
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,252
‪我不了解你

537
00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:17,172
‪我不知道你跟我一起是求甚麼

538
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,965
‪我不求妳任何東西，塔莉

539
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:23,344
‪我想了解妳，我想帶妳來認識我家人

540
00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:28,892
‪因為妳正懷著我的孩子
‪還有因為當妳沒有推開我的時候

541
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:31,144
‪妳會讓我覺得…

542
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:34,439
‪我不曉得

543
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,942
‪要是功成名就讓妳無法信任我
‪那沒關係

544
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,152
‪那就不要找我

545
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,905
‪我只是…我必須步步為營

546
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:43,823
‪好吧，這真是個錯誤

547
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:47,827
‪-我們…算了，我們走吧
‪-不，等等

548
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,206
‪小希說的話是真的嗎？

549
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,957
‪我愛妳嗎？

550
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,421
‪該死的

551
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,342
‪-妳忘了
‪-我忘了

552
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:47,470
‪我忘了，對不起
‪我有一篇快要截稿的報導要寫

553
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,682
‪-我從昨天就埋頭苦幹
‪-明白，改天再約吧

554
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,060
‪不，等等，我總要吃飯，休息一下

555
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,895
‪進來聚聚吧，我去…

556
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,148
‪我很快就下來，對不起

557
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:07,949
‪可惡

558
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,174
‪（塔科馬KPOC 西雅圖分部）

559
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,637
‪那太可怕了
‪我看到卡蘿的腿骨都凸出來了

560
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,181
‪打去醫院，看能不能拿到報告

561
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,893
‪在妳提議要取代卡蘿之前…

562
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,478
‪嗯，你肯定能用跌倒前的影片做剪輯

563
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,899
‪她明天就會回來
‪都不重要了，我要回家了

564
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:49,490
‪有甚麼需要嗎？

565
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,534
‪我可以留下來幫忙剪輯

566
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,996
‪不用了，我知道妳今晚佳人有約

567
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,917
‪你之前不是有話要跟我說嗎？

568
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,876
‪不，之後再說吧

569
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,423
‪我想聽你出差的經歷

570
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:08,051
‪如果你想談的話，我不介意留下來

571
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:11,429
‪作為妳老闆，我命令妳去跟麥特約會

572
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,224
‪那太…

573
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:18,478
‪對不起

574
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:19,437
‪沒關係

575
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,441
‪明天見

576
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,026
‪嗯

577
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,506
‪我真想當一天女人

578
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:52,929
‪感受自身與大地
‪自然、月兒和潮汐的聯繫

579
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:57,517
‪別忘了還有脹氣、經痛和男女不平等

580
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,646
‪對，不過每個月
‪它都在提醒妳，妳有誕出生命的能力

581
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:03,898
‪妳看看！

582
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,320
‪強尼有些不對勁，他有點像…

583
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,321
‪像個混蛋

584
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,240
‪他受傷了，塔莉

585
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,617
‪他朋友在薩爾瓦多死了

586
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,661
‪拉蒙神父死了？

587
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,496
‪那…太慘了

588
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:22,792
‪但不代表他可以吼我們
‪和這樣對待我們

589
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:23,751
‪拜託，塔莉

590
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,754
‪對不起，我浪費在這份工作上
‪浪費了兩年的人生

591
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,383
‪我忍了這麼久
‪強尼萊恩都沒看到我的能耐

592
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,510
‪-或許該向前看了
‪-我想是的

593
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,512
‪強尼不知道自己走寶了

594
00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,557
‪我需要再喝一杯

595
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,768
‪每次妳說“強尼”我都喝一口

596
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,895
‪想不到，我喝光了

597
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,482
‪-抱歉
‪-麻煩續杯

598
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,693
‪幹嘛大家都悶悶不樂？

599
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:51,154
‪人生很美好，今晚很美好

600
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,741
‪-凱蒂？
‪-嗯？

601
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,966
‪你真是個接吻高手

602
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,512
‪妳可以跟我回家嗎?

603
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,682
‪不一定要做任何事情

604
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:23,019
‪我們可以純粹聊天或看電視

605
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,314
‪我只是不想今晚結束

606
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:31,110
‪其實我有個朋友有困難

607
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:35,448
‪我該去看看他怎麼樣，下次再約？

608
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,411
‪幸好我們住在西雅圖

609
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,247
‪很快就可以再約下次了

610
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:50,421
‪這寫得太好了，凱蒂
‪聰明、真實、又帶幽默

611
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,925
‪謝謝，我覺得自己寫得不錯的

612
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:56,344
‪金寶給我這個大好機會
‪我不能讓她失望

613
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,387
‪不過妳這邊好像沒有收尾

614
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,139
‪-結尾呢？
‪-我還沒寫

615
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:03,810
‪我不知道結尾要大聲疾呼
‪還是寄語希望

616
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,437
‪我支持妳寄語希望

617
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,274
‪我很高興妳特地為我換衣服了

618
00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,151
‪沒有，我只是…

619
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,695
‪好吧，我有

620
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:19,534
‪不過我該告訴妳
‪妳背後卡了一條內褲

621
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,747
‪天啊，老內褲，我…

622
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:29,502
‪妳真是非常…

623
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,464
‪讓人放鬆，凱蒂麥樂琪

624
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,177
‪該死的，我有一堆數據沒寫進報導裡

625
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,514
‪我整理了一本活頁夾
‪以防金寶突然答應我

626
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,563
‪靠，我肯定把它留在辦公室了

627
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,065
‪好，那我們去拿那本活頁夾吧

628
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,067
‪-真的嗎？
‪-真心不騙

629
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,946
‪這是我多年來最好玩的一次了
‪我不常外出啦

630
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,699
‪況且，我喜歡跟妳在一起

631
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,659
‪走吧

632
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:05,705
‪是內戰，是革命啊！美國也有過的

633
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:12,086
‪沒有人聽過薩爾瓦多是甚麼意思？
‪首先，那不是事實

634
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,046
‪其次，我們就該公諸於世

635
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,300
‪美國的角度是甚麼？

636
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,011
‪一個男人在美國接受教育

637
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:23,306
‪然後他回到自己國家
‪他不是戰士、不是激進分子

638
00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,349
‪只是個普通人，一個神父…

639
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,894
‪他在那裡看到的…

640
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:31,814
‪他見證到不公義、謀殺

641
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,609
‪他不能默不作聲

642
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:36,903
‪他必須發聲，他必須…

643
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:41,157
‪他必須為無力發聲的人發聲！

644
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,038
‪還是算了？

645
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,376
‪讓我說句

646
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:53,628
‪你還是…

647
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,672
‪去死吧！

648
00:36:59,091 --> 00:36:59,967
‪媽的！

649
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:18,361
‪天啊，她的經血
‪都流到她白色的牛仔褲上，超噁心

650
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:21,656
‪然後她把褲子丟掉，再把襯衫當裙子

651
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:22,865
‪正臭雞

652
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,201
‪噢，她媽媽也是臭雞

653
00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,536
‪她連塔莉的父親是誰都不知道

654
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,580
‪然後她們經常一起吸毒

655
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,875
‪天啊，瑪妮
‪妳真是滿嘴謊言，閉嘴吧！

656
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,878
‪噢，塔莉的小狗狗要為主人護航

657
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,713
‪妳也太迷她了吧，麥樂琪

658
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,549
‪-妳以為她會讓妳酷一點嗎？
‪-閉上妳的狗嘴，瑪妮！

659
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,676
‪怎麼回事？

660
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,844
‪妳的朋友像個瘋子一樣偷聽我們講話

661
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,263
‪對，最好是了！

662
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:57,984
‪好極了，免費棉條，謝了，瑪妮！

663
00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:01,445
‪來吧，我們要去上英文課

664
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,738
‪不是法文課嗎？

665
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:07,785
‪妳說甚麼？

666
00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:11,205
‪妳們愛互相法式濕吻啊
‪畢竟妳們是蕾絲邊吧

667
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,042
‪-誰先說就是誰想親囉
‪-那是甚麼意思？

668
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,254
‪-意思是妳想我吻的是妳
‪-妳隨便一個人都會吻啊

669
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:19,880
‪我們都聽過妳喝醉酒

670
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,592
‪像臭雞一樣在啤酒派對上
‪跟個高中生搞三搞四

671
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:33,894
‪-這個不錯！
‪-那應該是這麼用的吧！

672
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,814
‪真是對不起了，謝謝你跟我一起來

673
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,524
‪不，妳不用謝我

674
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:41,277
‪更加不需要向我道歉

675
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,322
‪因為我想來這裡
‪朋友就是要互相陪伴嘛

676
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,495
‪-搞定
‪-太好了，任務完成

677
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,082
‪要走了嗎？

678
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:07,595
‪-抱歉，對不起
‪-不用

679
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,056
‪永遠不要為接吻道歉

680
00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:15,311
‪不過妳確定要這麼做嗎？
‪不怕閒言閒語嗎？

681
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:18,647
‪還有強尼？

682
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,358
‪和瑪娜？

683
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,862
‪我和強尼已經分開了
‪那些閒言閒語都去死吧

684
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,531
‪至於瑪娜…

685
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:33,412
‪我看著自己母親
‪因為背付著別人的期盼

686
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:38,084
‪為大家犧牲了自己真正想追求的事物

687
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,088
‪我不要做這些的壞榜樣給女兒看

688
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,726
‪我摘到了！

689
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:05,778
‪強尼

690
00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:07,780
‪太好笑了

691
00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:09,949
‪卡蘿太好笑了

692
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,242
‪妳看看

693
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:14,745
‪這是不是妳看過最好笑的片段？

694
00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:16,414
‪這就是我們的最棒的報導

695
00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,166
‪是我們最棒的節目

696
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,877
‪這是我們做過最棒的節目，前所未有

697
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,259
‪我們小時候認識

698
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:29,760
‪誰啊，卡蘿嗎？

699
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,847
‪拉蒙

700
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,104
‪我父母是傳教士

701
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:46,235
‪而他就像…我兄弟

702
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,532
‪只是，我父母好像比較愛他

703
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,994
‪我是他們的失敗品，無神論者

704
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:59,999
‪你不是無神論者，你倒是太有信念

705
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,335
‪沒有人想做那個報導，麥樂琪

706
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,922
‪電視台，不做

707
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,133
‪紙媒，不做

708
00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:12,428
‪粗紙，不做

709
00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:17,516
‪我應該是可以把報導寫在廁所裡吧

710
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,268
‪你還好嗎？

711
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,269
‪不好！

712
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,315
‪-強尼
‪-都沒有滴出來

713
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,068
‪-讓我搬開椅子
‪-凱蒂

714
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,406
‪我屁股好像碎掉了

715
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:42,917
‪在我身上發生的壞事，都是卡蘿的錯

716
00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,099
‪妳真好，麥樂琪

717
00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:01,727
‪像拉蒙一樣

718
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,438
‪他也是個好人

719
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,734
‪我也希望自己是好人

720
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,819
‪你是好人

721
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,198
‪想聽個有趣的故事嗎？

722
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,827
‪那天晚上他被抓走時…

723
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:23,415
‪順帶一提，那都是我的錯…

724
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,002
‪都是因為我，我們才會開到那條路上

725
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,129
‪我沒有去幫他，我甚至…

726
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,800
‪-我不知道要怎麼辦
‪-那不是你的錯

727
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,887
‪有名士兵用槍指著我的頭

728
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,307
‪我聽到扣扳機的聲音

729
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,936
‪當時我覺得自己死定了

730
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,064
‪我閉上眼睛…

731
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,817
‪知道我看到甚麼嗎？

732
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:56,448
‪妳

733
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,995
‪我看到妳，麥樂琪

734
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:10,629
‪我…

735
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:16,218
‪這是我夢寐以求的一吻

736
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:19,013
‪但不是在這種情況

737
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,390
‪你醉了

738
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:22,933
‪所以呢？

739
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,936
‪我跟麥特在約會

740
00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:29,982
‪跟他分手，然後跟我在一起

741
00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:33,902
‪你不是…你頭腦都不清晰

742
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,821
‪你明天就不會記得今晚發生的事情了

743
00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:37,364
‪-我會記得
‪-你不會記得

744
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,742
‪我會記得，而且我還會想親妳

745
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,914
‪那明天再親我吧

746
00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,161
‪你怎麼樣？

747
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,915
‪我好像昨晚睡在這裡了

748
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,625
‪我昨天工作到很晚

749
00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:35,798
‪對，我有來過，是我扶你上沙發的

750
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:36,715
‪不是吧

751
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,300
‪是的

752
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,846
‪哎，我的背

753
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,973
‪你從椅子上掉下來了

754
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:47,226
‪等等，有嗎？

755
00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:49,103
‪真的嗎？

756
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:54,608
‪對，我說你肯定不會記得
‪不過你發誓…

757
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,568
‪該死的

758
00:44:57,986 --> 00:45:00,948
‪對，我昨天頭腦不太清醒

759
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:04,660
‪要是我說了甚麼瘋話…對不起了

760
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,791
‪不，你沒有說甚麼
‪我們都只是在談工作的事情

761
00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,751
‪好，好吧

762
00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:15,129
‪我現在清醒了

763
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:19,967
‪那我們永遠不要再提昨晚的事了

764
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:23,971
‪沒問題

765
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:28,600
‪-我去拿咖啡
‪-凱蒂，妳最好了

766
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:29,643
‪謝謝

767
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:32,604
‪你知道的

768
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:37,317
‪我辭職了
‪我和查德早上吵到面紅耳赤

769
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:41,572
‪我們又再分手了
‪那都是我的錯，因為我難受死了

770
00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:44,783
‪我不能再這樣下去
‪你就當作這是我的一天通知吧

771
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,410
‪能先停下來嗎，拜託？

772
00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:50,164
‪去你的停下來！我停滯不前兩年了

773
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,083
‪拿文件給我簽吧
‪因為我要向前看了！

774
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,253
‪或許我去當服務生
‪或者查德會跟我和好如初

775
00:45:56,336 --> 00:46:00,716
‪然後我搬到北卡州，生他的孩子
‪無論如何，我受夠了！

776
00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:04,094
‪再見，KPOC！塔莉哈特告辭了！

777
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:07,389
‪卡蘿在做手術，她的腿傷得很嚴重
‪她至少一個月不能工作

778
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,642
‪噢，那太可惜了

779
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,271
‪既然妳剛剛辭職了…

780
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,565
‪誰說要辭職？

781
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,780
‪我要上電視了！

782
00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:24,990
‪我要上電視了，麥樂琪！

783
00:46:27,868 --> 00:46:29,953
‪我要上電視了！

784
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,873
‪妳第一次揍人有這麼爽嗎？

785
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:33,916
‪我以妳為榮

786
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,089
‪（塔莉和凱蒂，蕾絲邊一輩子）

787
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,758
‪妳是這樣拼“蕾絲邊”喔？

788
00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:45,803
‪-不是吧
‪-妳是蕾絲邊才會拼吧

789
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,993
‪-“無情塔莉哈特”？
‪-嗯？

790
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,495
‪天啊，這是新一期雜誌嗎？

791
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,455
‪我認得這張美貌

792
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,048
‪我太蠢了，她給我那份報導

793
00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:26,009
‪只是想趁我不在辦公室，印這份醜聞

794
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:26,927
‪妳確定？

795
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,595
‪“塔莉把自己包裝成一位

796
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,014
‪魅力過人
‪非常務實的《閨蜜時刻》主持人

797
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,308
‪同時是最受美國人愛戴的主持
‪但事實如下

798
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:36,311
‪與她有密切關係的線人
‪把她形容為無情又志向遠大的女人

799
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:39,731
‪她一直靠與人打炮上位
‪同時隱瞞自己的背景

800
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:43,735
‪一個大富翁
‪居然任由自己的親母住在拖車公園

801
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:45,571
‪更要在餐廳裡上夜班”

802
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,406
‪操，搞甚麼鬼啊，金寶？

803
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,783
‪天啊

804
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,814
‪字幕翻譯：李瑋樂