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<i>[Tully yelling] Yes! [moans]</i>

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<i>["He Is a Hustler" by Andrew Kingslow </i>
<i>and Laura Dowling playing]</i>

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<i>[rhythmic banging]</i>

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<i>[Tully] Oh, shit!</i>

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<i>God! [screams]</i>

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<i>Oh, shit!</i>

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<i>[moans loudly]</i>

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<i>[moaning continues]</i>

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<i>-[grunting]</i>
<i>-Oh! God!</i>

10
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<i>-Oh! Oh!</i>
<i>-[Chad groans]</i>

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<i>[both sigh]</i>

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<i>Mmm.</i>

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<i>[Tully giggles]</i>

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<i>[both gasp]</i>

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<i>-That was…</i>
<i>-I know.</i>

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<i>-You are…</i>
<i>-I know.</i>

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<i>…so good.</i>

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<i>[softly] I know.</i>

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<i>-[exhales]</i>
<i>-I am so good.</i>

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<i>I was pretty good too.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>But not as good as me.</i>

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<i>[laughs]</i>

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<i>You don't think Kate heard, do you?</i>

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<i>-Oh, definitely.</i>
<i>-[Tully sighs]</i>

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<i>Don't pretend you don't love it.</i>
<i>You are an exhibitionist.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-[Tully] I am not!</i>
<i>-[scoffs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>If Tully Hart has an orgasm,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and five random strangers aren't there</i>
<i>to hear it, does it make a sound?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Don't act like I'm the only weirdo here.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>You're the one who gets off sneaking</i>
<i>around with your student, Professor Wiley.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You haven't been my student</i>
<i>in a long time.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Don't remind me. It's 19-fucking-84</i>
<i>and I'm still stuck in this dead-end job.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's been years.</i>
<i>God, kill me before I kill Carol.</i>

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{\an8}<i>What? Everyone loves "Carol Does It."</i>

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{\an8}<i>[Tully] Hmm.</i>

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{\an8}<i>She is never gonna leave.</i>

38
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{\an8}<i>I am never gonna get on camera.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[sighs] I'm trying to be</i>
<i>a go-getter woman of the '80s</i>

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<i>and I'm </i>going<i> exactly nowhere</i>
<i>and I'm </i>{\an8}getting<i> sick of it.</i>

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<i>-Maybe you just need a change of scenery.</i>
{\an8}-<i>Mmm.</i>

42
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{\an8}<i>-Have you considered North Carolina?</i>
<i>-[chuckles] What? Why would I?</i>

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{\an8}<i>I got a job offer.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[exhales sharply] Tenure track. UNC.</i>

45
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{\an8}<i>I go down there, teach,</i>

46
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{\an8}<i>you come with me,</i>
<i>you get a job in the local station.</i>

47
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{\an8}<i>We get married.</i>

48
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{\an8}<i>-Have a couple kids.</i>
<i>-Huh.</i>

49
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{\an8}<i>You already have a kid.</i>

50
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{\an8}<i>She'll visit summers and holidays.</i>

51
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{\an8}<i>-You'd make a spectacular stepmom.</i>
<i>-[scoffs, chuckles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Come on.</i>

53
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{\an8}<i>You can go nowhere with KPOC…</i>

54
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{\an8}<i>or you can go somewhere else with me.</i>

55
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{\an8}<i>Think about it.</i>

56
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{\an8}<i>[giggles]</i>

57
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{\an8}<i>Wakey-wakey!</i>

58
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{\an8}<i>-Ugh. Go away. Kate is sleeping.</i>
<i>-Am I an exhibitionist?</i>

59
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{\an8}<i>No, you just don't like doing anything</i>
<i>without an audience.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Ha! That is not even true.</i>

61
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{\an8}<i>Oh, Chad! Oh, Chad! [moans]</i>

62
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{\an8}<i>-Chad!</i>
<i>-Don't be jealous.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Like I would ever be jealous</i>
<i>of you and Chad Wiley.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh, not this again.</i>

65
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{\an8}<i>He's a creep who preys on students.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-One student.</i>
<i>-I'm sure you were not the first.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And he didn't prey on me.</i>
<i>I was the aggressor.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It's the tears, the breakups,</i>
<i>the drama, the ear-splitting makeup sex.</i>

69
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{\an8}<i>-We have a very passionate relationship.</i>
<i>-Doomed and dysfunctional.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[sighs] He asked me to move</i>
<i>to North Carolina and have his babies.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh, well, that sounds like--</i>

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{\an8}<i>Better than staying here</i>
<i>and fetching coffee for Carol</i>

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{\an8}<i>for the next God knows how long.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm not getting any younger,</i>
<i>and Chad loves me.</i>

75
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{\an8}<i>Half the time you guys</i>
<i>are together you're breaking up.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The other half is pretty great.</i>

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{\an8}<i>So great that you want to put all</i>
<i>your dreams aside and go follow him?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Maybe it's time for new dreams.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Johnny's coming home today</i>
<i>from El Salvador.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh. Yeah, that's right.</i>

81
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{\an8}<i>-It's been like six weeks. You nervous?</i>
<i>-Why would I be nervous?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Nice dress. Is it new?</i>

83
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{\an8}<i>Oh, not especially.</i>

84
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{\an8}<i>The tag's still on it.</i>

85
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{\an8}<i>[exhales deeply]</i>

86
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{\an8}<i>You look great, Katie.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I am not wearing it for him.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I know. I'm just saying.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, but I didn't-- [sighs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>I do not care</i>
<i>about impressing Johnny Ryan.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[Tully] I believe you.</i>

92
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{\an8}<i>I'm with Mutt now.</i>

93
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{\an8}<i>[Tully] For sure.</i>

94
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{\an8}<i>And I'm happy. And you know what?</i>
<i>It is about damn time.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Dig it. Mutt is great.</i>

96
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{\an8}<i>And he is a phenomenal kisser.</i>

97
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{\an8}<i>And he smells, like, surprisingly fresh--</i>

98
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{\an8}<i>like wood chips in a rainstorm.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Ooh, I gotta smell him later.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And he's hairy, but I like it.</i>
<i>Like, he's like a man, you know.</i>

101
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{\an8}<i>Sexy Chewbacca. A hot yeti.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Like a lumberjack, but gentle.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And he's kind.</i>
<i>I mean, he treats me like a goddess.</i>

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{\an8}<i>That yeti adores you.</i>

105
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{\an8}<i>Can't believe I was pining</i>
<i>for Johnny Ryan for two years</i>

106
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{\an8}<i>when Mutt was just right under my nose.</i>

107
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{\an8}<i>Smelling like wood chips.</i>

108
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{\an8}<i>Oh, my God, if you guys get married,</i>
<i>you have to hyphenate your name.</i>

109
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{\an8}<i>Kate Mularkey-Muttopolis. Oh, God.</i>

110
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{\an8}<i>-Oh, God.</i>
<i>-[chortling]</i>

111
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{\an8}<i>Mularkey-Muttopolis. It's genius!</i>

112
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{\an8}<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-Get dressed. We're gonna be late.</i>

113
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{\an8}<i>[sighs] Tully!</i>

114
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{\an8}<i>Wake up! We're gonna be late.</i>
<i>Your appointment is in half an hour.</i>

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{\an8}<i>My appointment is in seven days.</i>

116
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{\an8}<i>No, I made it myself.</i>

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{\an8}<i>No, and I postponed it.</i>

118
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{\an8}<i>[exasperated sigh] </i>
<i>You can't keep doing this.</i>

119
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{\an8}<i>You are pregnant.</i>
<i>I know you don't want to deal,</i>

120
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{\an8}<i>but not dealing</i>
<i>is not how we're gonna deal.</i>

121
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{\an8}<i>I fully plan to deal with it…</i>

122
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{\an8}<i>some other time. Now get off my back.</i>

123
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{\an8}<i>[sighs]</i>

124
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{\an8}<i>What does Max say?</i>

125
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{\an8}<i>He says… [sighs] …whatever I want…</i>

126
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{\an8}<i>he'll support.</i>

127
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{\an8}<i>My body, my choice.</i>

128
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{\an8}<i>-Yada yada. All that crap.</i>
<i>-Good. Kid's got it right.</i>

129
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{\an8}<i>Meanwhile, he's all misty-eyed and happy.</i>

130
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{\an8}<i>The other day,</i>
<i>he literally cupped my belly. It was--</i>

131
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{\an8}<i>I almost smacked him.</i>

132
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{\an8}<i>-That is so sweet.</i>
<i>-It's weird.</i>

133
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{\an8}<i>He's being too nice, too supportive.</i>

134
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{\an8}<i>-I don't trust it.</i>
<i>-Because you need there to be drama.</i>

135
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{\an8}<i>Is it possible</i>
<i>you finally fell for a nice guy?</i>

136
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{\an8}<i>Or he's just looking to cash in.</i>

137
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{\an8}<i>Ugh. You think?</i>

138
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{\an8}<i>Well, he's 30 years old,</i>
<i>still has a roommate. Think about it.</i>

139
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{\an8}<i>Knock up the famous lady,</i>
<i>get set for life. Ka-ching!</i>

140
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{\an8}<i>Or he just really likes you</i>
<i>and wants to be a dad.</i>

141
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{\an8}<i>Doubtful.</i>

142
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{\an8}<i>Everyone's got an angle, Mularkey.</i>

143
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{\an8}<i>Anyway, we're supposed</i>
<i>to get together tomorrow,</i>

144
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<i>talk about everything,</i>
<i>make some decisions.</i>

145
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<i>Great!</i>

146
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<i>Oh, what's going on</i>
<i>with the Kimber interview?</i>

147
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<i>Did I make the cover?</i>

148
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<i>Ah. I don't know yet. You know Kimber,</i>

149
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<i>she doesn't like to reveal</i>
<i>her works in progress.</i>

150
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<i>-She says it's bad luck.</i>
<i>-Well, have you at least seen the photos?</i>

151
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<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>
<i>-Tell the truth, do I look puffy?</i>

152
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<i>They're gorgeous. You are glowing.</i>

153
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<i>I can feel myself expanding.</i>

154
00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:05,091
<i>-Like a marshmallow in a microwave.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

155
00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,427
<i>You're crazy. You look exactly the same.</i>

156
00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,886
<i>[Tully] Oh, my God!</i>

157
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,142
<i>These are my fat pants.</i>

158
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<i>[laughs]</i>

159
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<i>[Tully exhales deeply]</i>

160
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<i>I told you. I told you, I told you.</i>
<i>You are a fox in those jeans.</i>

161
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<i>My mom hates them.</i>

162
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<i>She says</i>
<i>that they're just gonna get dirty.</i>

163
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<i>Ever heard of a washing machine?</i>

164
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<i>"No jeans are worth six weeks' allowance,</i>
<i>Kathleen Mularkey."</i>

165
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<i>-Yeah, except for those.</i>
<i>-[chuckles softly]</i>

166
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<i>You look like Susan Dey.</i>

167
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<i>You know, I saw Josh Meyer</i>
<i>drooling over you when you walked by.</i>

168
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<i>-You did not.</i>
<i>-I did so!</i>

169
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<i>-He practically had a boner.</i>
<i>-Ew.</i>

170
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<i>Really?</i>

171
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<i>[both chuckle softly]</i>

172
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<i>Oh, shit!</i>

173
00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,888
<i>What? Oh. no, is it grass?</i>

174
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<i>I knew I shouldn't have sat on that field.</i>

175
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<i>Oh, my God! Oh, my God.</i>

176
00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,815
<i>Oh, my God, Tully. Tully. Tully!</i>
<i>I think I'm hemorrhaging.</i>

177
00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,485
<i>-I need a doctor right now.</i>
<i>-It's just your period.</i>

178
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<i>Right.</i>

179
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<i>Duh.</i>

180
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<i>Oh, is it your first one?</i>

181
00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,118
<i>No.</i>

182
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:16,787
<i>Yeah.</i>

183
00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,624
<i>Oh, wow.</i>

184
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<i>Congratulations, you're a woman now!</i>

185
00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,629
<i>-What am I gonna do?</i>
<i>-We need to celebrate.</i>

186
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<i>No. No, I mean,</i>
<i>how am I gonna get out of this bathroom?</i>

187
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<i>[upbeat piano music playing]</i>

188
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<i>This is our first </i>Girlfriend Hour
<i>Beach House Giveaway!</i>

189
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<i>And the winner is--</i>

190
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<i>Do I have to dance down the aisle?</i>

191
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<i>It just feels like I'm trying to be Ellen.</i>

192
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<i>[music stops]</i>

193
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<i>Johnny? Hello? Mister Producer,</i>
<i>can we have some attention here?</i>

194
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<i>Sorry. You remember</i>
<i>my friend Mando, the photographer?</i>

195
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,490
<i>He's just back from Iraq.</i>
<i>He's passing through Seattle.</i>

196
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,117
<i>Thought we might try and get together.</i>
<i>Get some advice before I go.</i>

197
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,578
<i>I'm really happy for you</i>
<i>that you have a new job,</i>

198
00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,748
<i>but you still work here for another month.</i>

199
00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:04,335
<i>I'm still paying you to produce my show.</i>

200
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:09,048
<i>-Roger that, boss.</i>
<i>-Should we take it from the top?</i>

201
00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,508
<i>-I would love to.</i>
<i>-Great.</i>

202
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,638
<i>-[upbeat piano music playing]</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

203
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:22,770
<i>This is our first </i>Girlfriend Hour
<i>Beach House Giveaway! And the--</i>

204
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,274
<i>-[music stops]</i>
<i>-[mic feedback]</i>

205
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,027
<i>Hey!</i>
<i>We still have to block for camera, Tully.</i>

206
00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,489
<i>There is a lobby full of fans</i>
<i>waiting to get in here.</i>

207
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,324
<i>Yeah, email me when you give a shit.</i>

208
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,955
<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-[door opens and shuts]</i>

209
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,290
<i>Everyone take five.</i>

210
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,338
<i>Hey, Travis, it's Kate. What's up?</i>

211
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,340
<i>Travis, I'm so sorry</i>
<i>I have not been in touch.</i>

212
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,550
<i>I've just been avoiding you.</i>

213
00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,927
<i>I am so sorry that</i>
<i>my estranged husband punched you</i>

214
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,470
<i>because of our emotional affair.</i>

215
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,680
<i>I had a sex dream about you,</i>

216
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,890
<i>and I was hoping that</i>
<i>maybe we can make it come true.</i>

217
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,060
<i>[line ringing]</i>

218
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,104
<i>[Travis] </i>Hi, this is Travis.

219
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,608
<i>-Hello? This is Travis here.</i>
-Uh…

220
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,068
<i>Shit!</i>

221
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,071
<i>[exhales heavily]</i>

222
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,032
<i>[telephone rings]</i>

223
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,784
<i>Hello?</i>

224
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:24,665
<i>Yeah, no, I did just call you.</i>
<i>Something was just wrong with the phone.</i>

225
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,169
<i>I thought I'd reach out and see</i>
<i>if maybe you… wanted to hang?</i>

226
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,466
<i>It's Kate. Kate Mularkey.</i>

227
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,261
<i>No, this is my work phone. [laughs] Yeah.</i>

228
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:41,265
<i>Nope, just been laying low</i>
<i>trying to ride out the gossip storm.</i>

229
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,934
<i>I'm sure most of the school's</i>
<i>talking about our affair</i>

230
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,187
<i>and we never even got to have it.</i>
<i>Right? [laughs]</i>

231
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,022
<i>Um, anyway…</i>

232
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:53,819
<i>I was just wondering if maybe</i>
<i>you wanted to get together tomorrow.</i>

233
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:58,199
<i>The kids are going to be away at that</i>
<i>overnight young scientists trip and--</i>

234
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,910
<i>Do you wanna come over?</i>
<i>Watch </i>American Idol?

235
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,790
<i>Yeah? Great! That's cool. Okay.</i>

236
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,542
<i>I-I look forward to seeing you. Okay.</i>

237
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,628
<i>Keep it moist, Trav.</i>

238
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,842
<i>"Keep it moist"?</i>

239
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:18,761
<i>[exhales]</i>

240
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,354
<i>I have a date.</i>

241
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,022
<i>[chuckles, squeals softly]</i>

242
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:33,943
<i>[man clears throat]</i>

243
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,113
<i>Mutt! Oh, my God, those are gorgeous.</i>

244
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,615
<i>[chuckles] They pale beside your beauty.</i>

245
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,368
<i>Is that a new dress?</i>

246
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,578
<i>Oh, no, this is-- It's old.</i>

247
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,872
<i>-It's really nice! You're all dressed up.</i>
<i>-I'm not.</i>

248
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,374
<i>I assume for our date?</i>

249
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,042
<i>Y-Yes! Right, exactly!</i>

250
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,879
<i>I'm all dressed up for our date</i>
<i>later tonight. That's why I put this on.</i>

251
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,507
<i>You did your hair all pretty.</i>
<i>I gotta get a shot of this.</i>

252
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,175
<i>Hang on. Here we go.</i>

253
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,594
<i>-Oh, great. Yes. Yeah.</i>
<i>-[shutter clicking]</i>

254
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,557
<i>-[Johnny] Hey, what's up? Hey, mate.</i>
<i>-[Mutt] Oh, yeah. Wait, over here. Yeah.</i>

255
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,600
<i>Johnny.</i>

256
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,103
<i>Look at him. There's a picture.</i>

257
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,438
<i>[shutter clicking]</i>

258
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,398
<i>-Hey.</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

259
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,567
<i>-You're back.</i>
<i>-You look awful.</i>

260
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,484
<i>Thanks, Mutt.</i>

261
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,403
<i>Here, I'll get you some coffee.</i>

262
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,363
<i>-Be right back.</i>
<i>-Thanks, bud.</i>

263
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,074
<i>Are you hungry?</i>

264
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:26,620
<i>I've been dreaming about the soup</i>
<i>from that place that you go to.</i>

265
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,456
<i>I had a feeling. It's on your desk.</i>

266
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,542
<i>Oh, my God. I could kiss you.</i>

267
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,003
<i>How was your trip?</i>

268
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,466
<i>I actually wanted to talk to you about</i>
<i>a few things, when you get a chance.</i>

269
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,425
<i>Not-- Not now.</i>

270
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,051
<i>Am I fired?</i>

271
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,428
<i>No!</i>

272
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,429
<i>[both laugh]</i>

273
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:49,101
<i>I just, uh, I thought about you,</i>
<i>a lot, on my-- on my trip.</i>

274
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,644
<i>-You did?</i>
<i>-You did?</i>

275
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,774
<i>Yeah! Yeah, well,</i>
<i>I thought about all you guys.</i>

276
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,026
<i>I missed you, the gang. Huh?</i>

277
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,696
<i>We missed you too, man.</i>
<i>Just wasn't the same without you.</i>

278
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,239
<i>-Right, Katie?</i>
<i>-[coughs]</i>

279
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,492
<i>Yeah.</i>
<i>It feels like you've been gone forever.</i>

280
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,702
<i>-A lot has changed.</i>
<i>-Apparently.</i>

281
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,581
<i>Are you kidding? Nothing's changed.</i>
<i>Everything's exactly the same shitty shit.</i>

282
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,209
<i>He's back! And about time.</i>

283
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,919
<i>-We need to talk.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

284
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,213
<i>Tully, where's my coffee?</i>

285
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,131
<i>Probably in the coffee pot, ma'am.</i>

286
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,175
<i>Then how 'bout you go fetch me some? Hmm?</i>

287
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,468
<i>[Tully] Yes, ma'am.</i>

288
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,639
<i>You know she hates it</i>
<i>when you call her "ma'am."</i>

289
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,974
<i>I know. Better than "demon bitch."</i>

290
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,184
<i>[giggles]</i>

291
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,269
<i>That girl has always</i>
<i>had an attitude problem,</i>

292
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,563
<i>but it has gone sharply downhill</i>
<i>in your absence.</i>

293
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,649
<i>-She's just being Tully.</i>
<i>-Oh, no, it's worse.</i>

294
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,818
<i>It's like she's asking to be fired.</i>

295
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,738
<i>Also, I'm pretty sure</i>
<i>Mutt and Kate had sex on your desk.</i>

296
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,824
<i>That's what I've heard.</i>
<i>They're all over each other.</i>

297
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,200
<i>It's unseemly.</i>

298
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:48,911
<i>[sighs]</i>

299
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,832
<i>You've missed so much. [chuckles]</i>

300
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,210
<i>So many great "Carol Tries It,"</i>
<i>if I do say so.</i>

301
00:13:56,293 --> 00:14:00,047
<i>I need you to go over the plans for today.</i>
<i>We're going apple picking!</i>

302
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,216
<i>-Mmm.</i>
<i>-Exciting stuff. [laughs]</i>

303
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,471
<i>You do know that I was Miss Apple Orchard.</i>

304
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,514
<i>I do.</i>

305
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,558
<i>-Of course you do.</i>
<i>-[both chuckle]</i>

306
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,310
<i>Hey, man.</i>

307
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,521
<i>-Is it cool if we leave early tonight?</i>
<i>-We?</i>

308
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,064
<i>Me and my lady, Kate.</i>

309
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:20,609
<i>We're going to see this </i>
<i>cutting-edge artist, Jessica Talisman.</i>

310
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,862
<i>She's this feminist provocateur.</i>
<i>[chuckles]</i>

311
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,115
<i>She paints with tampons and chucks 'em</i>
<i>at the audience. It's fucking rad.</i>

312
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:31,287
<i>So you and Kate, uh,</i>
<i>you guys are, um, dating now?</i>

313
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,206
<i>Best two weeks of my life!</i>
<i>I'm ready to propose.</i>

314
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,751
<i>Well, not really. Maybe in like six months</i>
<i>or so, if we're both still feeling it.</i>

315
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,461
<i>I got my mom's ring on deck just in case.</i>

316
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:44,425
<i>Hey, there's an office rumor</i>
<i>going around that you and Kate…</i>

317
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,387
<i>on my desk?</i>

318
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,640
<i>How would that even work?</i>
<i>A desk has no give.</i>

319
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,683
<i>I'm a bed man.</i>

320
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,853
<i>In a pinch, hammock man.</i>
<i>Minimum, I need a sleeping bag.</i>

321
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,731
<i>Cool. Sorry, had to ask.</i>

322
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,901
<i>Plus, we haven't even done it yet.</i>

323
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,778
<i>I'm flattered that people</i>
<i>think I'm such a stud.</i>

324
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,032
<i>-Best office rumor I've been a part of.</i>
<i>-Okay…</i>

325
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:13,037
<i>So, how was El Salvador, man?</i>
<i>Shit's pretty intense down there.</i>

326
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,830
<i>Yeah. Intense.</i>

327
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,791
<i>Yeah. What about that dude</i>
<i>you were visiting, the priest? Father--</i>

328
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,876
<i>Ramon.</i>

329
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,669
<i>He's dead.</i>

330
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,380
<i>We got stopped at a checkpoint.</i>
<i>Paramilitary guards shot him,</i>

331
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,175
<i>and dumped his body in a mass grave</i>
<i>full of other dissidents.</i>

332
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,637
<i>Holy shit.</i>

333
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,514
<i>I'm about to call the station manager.</i>
<i>Get a crew down there.</i>

334
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,559
<i>We have to tell this story, man.</i>
<i>People need to know what's happening.</i>

335
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,061
<i>I'm in. I'll get my passport.</i>

336
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,981
<i>[exhales]</i>

337
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,779
<i>Yes. [scoffs] Dude, whatever.</i>
<i>You are such a whore.</i>

338
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,406
<i>[laughing] Fucking love you, bitch.</i>

339
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,533
<i>Oh!</i>

340
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,161
<i>Nectar of the gods. You rock.</i>

341
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,914
<i>How's the, um, Tully Hart article?</i>

342
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:57,957
<i>Mmm.</i>

343
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,920
<i>It is fucking fantastic.</i>
<i>It is a goddamn masterpiece. It is so good</i>

344
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,589
<i>I want to use it as my dating profile.</i>
<i>[chuckles]</i>

345
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,217
<i>[laughs] Just kidding.</i>
<i>Online dating's for losers.</i>

346
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,346
<i>-Can I read it?</i>
<i>-When it's ready, Miss Impatience.</i>

347
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,307
<i>There's still a few tweaks to make,</i>
<i>but seriously,</i>

348
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,018
<i>you did me such a solid</i>
<i>by getting me that interview.</i>

349
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:23,232
<i>I am so happy that I went out</i>
<i>and did you a solid.</i>

350
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,902
<i>I got you an article, as a thank you.</i>

351
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,904
<i>-Wait, seriously? My own byline?</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

352
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,490
<i>The boss was all like, "No fucking way."</i>

353
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,826
<i>"She's a housewife</i>
<i>and she gets coffee now,</i>

354
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,120
<i>and she's been out of the industry</i>
<i>way too long."</i>

355
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,623
<i>But then I was like, "Kate is the best."</i>

356
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,291
<i>"If you don't give her this chance,</i>

357
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,294
<i>I am going to tell the world</i>
<i>about your secret cocaine problem."</i>

358
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,214
<i>[chuckles] Not really.</i>
<i>I didn't have to go there.</i>

359
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:51,093
<i>But he said yes! So, go and write it</i>
<i>before he changes his mind.</i>

360
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,595
<i>Great! Thank you!</i>
<i>But what am I writing about?</i>

361
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,850
<i>The thing you're always pitching</i>
<i>about old chicks.</i>

362
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,644
<i>Oh, women over 40 going through</i>
<i>marriage and career changes.</i>

363
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,563
<i>Yeah, all that menopausal crap.</i>

364
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,607
<i>I want 1200 words on my desk in two days,</i>

365
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,485
<i>so go home</i>
<i>and write like the wind, my minion.</i>

366
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,487
<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-Thank you!</i>

367
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,407
<i>[exhales]</i>

368
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,076
<i>We can do it</i>
<i>with a three-person crew, Jim.</i>

369
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,911
<i>I've run the numbers.</i>

370
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,539
<i>Yep, okay. I'll hold.</i>

371
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,460
<i>-Everybody's waiting in the van.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

372
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,754
<i>Carol is driving me insane.</i>

373
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,799
<i>Ever since you left, she's out of control.</i>
<i>She thinks she's Barbara fucking Walters.</i>

374
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,093
<i>Doing a story on apple picking.</i>
<i>It's a joke.</i>

375
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,513
<i>Yes. I'll keep holding.</i>
<i>Yeah, I'll be down in a sec.</i>

376
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,058
<i>I am seriously sick</i>
<i>of doing her bullshit bidding.</i>

377
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,478
<i>You mean your job, Tully?</i>
<i>You're sick of doing your job?</i>

378
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,482
<i>Jim, yes, still here.</i>

379
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,403
<i>Because they're throwing people into</i>
<i>mass graves for their political beliefs.</i>

380
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:53,989
<i>[scoffs]</i>

381
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,118
<i>Not relevant to our demo.</i>
<i>Are you-- Are you fucking kidding me?</i>

382
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,080
<i>You're damn right I'm upset, Jim.</i>

383
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,873
<i>[yells in Spanish]</i>

384
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,667
<i>I thought you-- [chuckles incredulously]</i>

385
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,711
<i>I thought you cared about news.</i>

386
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,047
<i>[scoffs] Really?</i>

387
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,633
<i>Okay. Yeah.</i>

388
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,176
<i>Yeah, you call me back.</i>

389
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,928
<i>[sniffs]</i>

390
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,770
<i>[school bell ringing]</i>

391
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,731
<i>Oh, my God! No, that's the warning bell!</i>
<i>I can't get another tardy, Tully.</i>

392
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,026
<i>God, who cares about tardies?</i>
<i>You're a woman now.</i>

393
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,073
<i>This is a nightmare. I can never leave.</i>
<i>I live in the bathroom now.</i>

394
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,076
<i>[sighs] Take off your pants.</i>

395
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,621
<i>You and me to walk down the hall</i>
<i>in my bloody underwear</i>

396
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,248
<i>with toilet paper shoved in it?</i>

397
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,960
<i>No. You can wear mine.</i>

398
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,756
<i>-Well, what are you gonna wear?</i>
<i>-I'm wearing a dress. Would you take them?</i>

399
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,757
<i>That's not a dress.</i>

400
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,551
<i>It is now.</i>

401
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:57,928
<i>See?</i>

402
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,477
<i>You know, I'm totally digging this look.</i>
<i>I think I might start a trend.</i>

403
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,647
<i>[Kate] Oh, God.</i>

404
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,275
<i>Damn it.</i>

405
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,030
<i>I want no part of being a woman.</i>

406
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,203
<i>Ew.</i>

407
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,830
<i>My Aunt Flo came early.</i>

408
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,417
<i>Isn't it pretty? Like art.</i>

409
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,086
<i>Hmm. What's up, Marnie?</i>

410
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,380
<i>Gross.</i>

411
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,883
<i>Uh, so, we're all meeting</i>
<i>at Jessie's on Saturday.</i>

412
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,843
<i>She swiped a bunch of wine</i>
<i>from her parents.</i>

413
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,344
<i>I can't. I have plans with Kate.</i>

414
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,097
<i>Okay, what is the deal</i>
<i>with you and Mularkey?</i>

415
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,310
<i>Is it like an official charity thing,</i>
<i>you know, like Friends for Freaks?</i>

416
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,478
<i>Then you would have been</i>
<i>my first assignment.</i>

417
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,734
<i>[chuckles mockingly]</i>
<i>Hi, Kate. Oh, I love your glasses.</i>

418
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,861
<i>My great-aunt Bertha has the same pair.</i>

419
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,488
<i>Really? Your great-aunt Bertha sounds hot.</i>

420
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,074
<i>My Kate looks like a fox in them.</i>

421
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,453
<i>Oh, bye, Marnie. Stay real.</i>

422
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,415
<i>[door opens and closes]</i>

423
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,500
<i>[sighs] God, Marnie's such a bitch-face!</i>

424
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,837
<i>We were best friends for six years,</i>

425
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,174
<i>until she got cool.</i>
<i>Pretended we never met.</i>

426
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,177
<i>Opposite. </i>You<i> are the cool one.</i>

427
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,386
<i>[bell rings]</i>

428
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,431
<i>Oh, my God, I'm so late.</i>
<i>What am I gonna tell Mr. Frankel?</i>

429
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:26,725
<i>Nothing.</i>

430
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,727
<i>-We're leaving.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

431
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:29,686
<i>[gasps happily]</i>

432
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,939
<i>You are cool, Kate Mularkey.</i>

433
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,566
<i>So</i> cool that
you're sneaking out early with me.

434
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,945
<i>Because life is short,</i>
<i>and today you are a woman.</i>

435
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,155
<i>You don't need this eighth-grade shit.</i>

436
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,323
<i>Let's celebrate.</i>

437
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,741
<i>[rock song plays]</i>

438
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:43,700
<i>Come on.</i>

439
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,204
<i>[both laughing]</i>

440
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,957
<i>[both] Whoo!</i>

441
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,459
<i>I am woman!</i>

442
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,003
<i>-Hear me roar!</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

443
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,214
<i>[both] Whoo!</i>

444
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,265
<i>[Johnny] Mando, this is supposed</i>
<i>to prepare me for Iraq?</i>

445
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,266
<i>[Mando] Yep.</i>

446
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,184
<i>[Johnny] I thought you only shot pictures.</i>

447
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:11,937
<i>I hate guns.</i>

448
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,605
<i>[in Spanish] Whatever.</i>

449
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,400
<i>[in English]</i>
<i>Can't we just go to a bar or something?</i>

450
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,027
<i>[sighs] You don't know</i>
<i>what it's like over there.</i>

451
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,782
<i>You're a family man now. You should</i>
<i>think about whether you really want to--</i>

452
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:27,911
<i>I have to.</i>
<i>I didn't get the story out the last time.</i>

453
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,204
<i>I let him down.</i>

454
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,290
<i>Jesus. This about Ramon?</i>

455
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,001
<i>That was a long time ago, Johnny.</i>

456
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,420
<i>[yelling in Spanish]</i>

457
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,964
<i>It's about the story.</i>

458
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,676
<i>We want to fight wars,</i>
<i>but we don't want to know about 'em.</i>

459
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,471
<i>I tried to get Ramon's story out there.</i>
<i>I failed.</i>

460
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,934
<i>Now I have another shot to tell the world</i>
<i>what is really happening.</i>

461
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,230
<i>-I'm not gonna fail again.</i>
<i>-[gun cocks]</i>

462
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,566
<i>[gun cocks]</i>

463
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:01,028
<i>[gun fire]</i>

464
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,116
<i>[sighs]</i>

465
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,577
<i>[Carol] Now, where is the best apple…</i>

466
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,329
<i>Ooh. [chuckles]</i>

467
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,830
<i>…for the first pick?</i>

468
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,166
<i>Maybe no heels? Maybe a ladder?</i>

469
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,918
<i>Higher. Tully, more crates.</i>

470
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,378
<i>You've got to be kidding me.</i>

471
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,798
<i>Mutt has more crates</i>
<i>over by the van. Run! Now!</i>

472
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,467
<i>Oh, I hate apples!</i>

473
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,969
<i>[Kate] A ladder'd be more stable.</i>

474
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,139
<i>The crates are folksy. Okay?</i>

475
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,682
<i>Folksy.</i>

476
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,559
<i>Should we try one?</i>

477
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,564
<i>Johnny yelled at me</i>
<i>this morning for no reason.</i>

478
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,191
<i>I am this close to quitting.</i>

479
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,361
<i>Should we roll?</i>

480
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,446
<i>Johnny?</i>

481
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,449
<i>-Okay, let's roll it.</i>
<i>-[Carol sighs]</i>

482
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,326
<i>Okay. [clears throat]</i>

483
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,912
<i>Hi, I'm Carol Mansour.</i>

484
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:56,917
<i>Once upon a time, I was </i>picked
<i>as Washington State's Apple Queen,</i>

485
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,919
<i>a very </i>high<i> honor.</i>

486
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:03,465
<i>Apple picking season is once again</i>
<i>in full bloom here in Washington State.</i>

487
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:07,803
<i>The smell, the taste,</i>
<i>the search for the perfect pick.</i>

488
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,264
<i>But is it as magical as it sounds?</i>

489
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,225
<i>Let's try it.</i>

490
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,687
<i>[crate creaks]</i>

491
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,773
<i>Should I pray for Humpty Dumpty?</i>

492
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:20,774
<i>Uh-oh.</i>

493
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,277
<i>I've got it! [screams]</i>

494
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,862
<i>[gasps, grunts]</i>

495
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,615
<i>-[Kate] Oh, my God! Carol!</i>
<i>-Ooh.</i>

496
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,117
<i>-Oh, my God.</i>
<i>-[Carol] I don't got it.</i>

497
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,702
<i>-Carol? Are you okay?</i>
<i>-[Carol] Ow. My leg.</i>

498
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,371
<i>[Johnny] Oh, shit.</i>

499
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,631
<i>-All right, watch your step.</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

500
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,674
<i>[Max] There you go.</i>

501
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,844
<i>-I like the blindfold.</i>
<i>-Yeah?</i>

502
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,429
<i>-Yeah, it's kinky.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

503
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,764
<i>We are long overdue for a sex date.</i>

504
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,391
<i>-Yeah?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

505
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:55,851
<i>Uh, one question.</i>

506
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,938
<i>Are you leading me</i>
<i>to the scene of my eventual murder?</i>

507
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:03,233
<i>-You really don't trust me, do you?</i>
<i>-I trust you… ish.</i>

508
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,986
<i>I mean, I'm wearing the blindfold,</i>
<i>so I must.</i>

509
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:09,197
<i>It's okay not to trust me. You really</i>
<i>don't know me if you think about it.</i>

510
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,199
<i>And people like you,</i>
<i>they need to be careful.</i>

511
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,743
<i>Again, wearing the blindfold. Not careful.</i>

512
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:17,330
<i>'Cause you are reckless and you've got</i>
<i>a little self-destructive streak.</i>

513
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,917
<i>Great. So, this is a kinky sex</i>
<i>psychoanalysis date.</i>

514
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,043
<i>-Uh-huh.</i>
<i>-Um…</i>

515
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:26,715
<i>Wasn't this whole thing supposed to be</i>
<i>us discussing our future or whatnot?</i>

516
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,176
<i>Making some decisions about…</i>

517
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,344
<i>stuff?</i>

518
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,264
<i>-You mean the baby? Uh-huh.</i>
<i>-Yeah, that.</i>

519
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,933
<i>Well, first, I thought we'd take a detour.</i>

520
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,560
<i>Get to know each other better.</i>

521
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:40,812
<i>[Tully chuckles]</i>

522
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,689
<i>-Are you ready?</i>
<i>-Yes!</i>

523
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,107
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>-[giggles excitedly]</i>

524
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,948
<i>Welcome to the Brody Family</i>
<i>Fall Cider Press Fest.</i>

525
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,617
<i>I'm meeting your family?</i>

526
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,576
<i>Surprise!</i>

527
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,204
<i>Oh, my God.</i>
<i>The murder would have been better.</i>

528
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,125
<i>-[Max] Hey, guys. How y'all doin'?</i>
<i>-[Tully] Hi.</i>

529
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,294
<i>Maxie!</i>

530
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,507
<i>-[in Spanish] Mom! How are you?</i>
<i>-[in Spanish] Hi, my love!</i>

531
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,674
<i>Beautiful dress.</i>

532
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:14,095
<i>-Thank you. You look skinny.</i>
<i>-I don't have time to eat. I'm busy.</i>

533
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,389
<i>Is this her? What's up with the shoes?</i>

534
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,974
<i>I told you she was…</i>

535
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,185
<i>fancy.</i>

536
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,102
<i>Okay.</i>

537
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,854
<i>[in English] Didn't realize</i>
<i>you were bilingual.</i>

538
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,483
<i>Yeah, half Colombian. Actually, I spent</i>
<i>my summers down there when I was a kid.</i>

539
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:31,071
<i>All right, so, Tully, this is my mother.</i>
<i>Mom, this is… this is Tully.</i>

540
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:34,157
<i>-It's so nice to meet you, Mrs. Brody.</i>
<i>-It's Pedraza, actually.</i>

541
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,743
<i>Dr. Pedraza, but you can call me Isabel.</i>

542
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:39,079
<i>Well, it is so nice to meet you, Isabel.</i>

543
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:42,123
<i>Nice to meet you, too.</i>
<i>He talks about you a lot.</i>

544
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,001
<i>-Hmm.</i>
<i>-I hear you picked him up at a bar.</i>

545
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,294
<i>[laughs]</i>

546
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,631
<i>You like apple cider?</i>
<i>I'll show you something.</i>

547
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,300
<i>-Cabrón. Hey!</i>
-[Max] <i>Hermano. Cómo estás?</i>

548
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:55,136
<i>Qué bueno verte.</i>

549
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,515
<i>-Um…</i>
<i>-Ah, you asshole.</i>

550
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,601
<i>How does a guy like you</i>
<i>end up with a woman like that?</i>

551
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,144
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-This is my brother, Mark.</i>

552
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,062
<i>-Hi.</i>
<i>-Mark, Tully.</i>

553
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,231
<i>His older, more successful brother.</i>

554
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,984
<i>Viejo, eso sí.</i>
This is my sister, Hope.

555
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,319
<i>I used to watch your show,</i>
<i>but I watch </i>Ellen<i> now.</i>

556
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,197
<i>-Well, that's okay.</i>
<i>-[Hope] You look pretty.</i>

557
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,657
<i>I see why he's in love with you.</i>

558
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,201
<i>Hey, hey, hey…</i>
<i>I don't remember saying anything about--</i>

559
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,495
<i>I like your shoes. How much did they cost?</i>

560
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,165
<i>Those are Manolo Blahniks.</i>

561
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,543
<i>-Your girlfriend's wearing $400 shoes.</i>
<i>-[chuckles]</i>

562
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,336
<i>-I watch </i>Sex and the City<i>.</i>
<i>-How old are you?</i>

563
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,797
<i>Maxie's always had a thing</i>
<i>for older women.</i>

564
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,092
<i>Remember that time he asked</i>
<i>our neighbor to prom? She was like 35.</i>

565
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,927
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-That was the problem with Becky.</i>

566
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,597
<i>His wife was too young.</i>
<i>A lot younger than you.</i>

567
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,639
<i>[speaks Spanish]</i>

568
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,434
<i>-I think we might be overwhelming her.</i>
<i>-Hey, you gonna play?</i>

569
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,893
<i>-You gotta play.</i>
<i>-We forgot.</i>

570
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,187
<i>-We have other plans.</i>
<i>-[Mark] Of course she's gonna play.</i>

571
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,772
<i>-What? No, no, no, no!</i>
<i>-Oh, come on.</i>

572
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,734
<i>It's a family tradition. You'll love it.</i>

573
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,319
<i>Well, what are we playing?</i>

574
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,362
<i>["Hey Ya!" by Outkast playing]</i>

575
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,364
<i>[all exclaiming]</i>

576
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,241
<i>[speaking Spanish]</i>

577
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,243
<i>-[in English] Up yours!</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

578
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,204
<i>Thirty years of marriage,</i>
<i>I still can't understand her.</i>

579
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,790
<i>[all laughing]</i>

580
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,338
<i>♪ Don't try to fight the feeling ♪</i>

581
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:14,507
<i>♪ 'Cause the thought alone </i>
<i>Is killin' me right now ♪</i>

582
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:15,884
<i>-[all] Oh!</i>
-Buena.

583
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,179
<i>Fuck you. Love to you, little brother.</i>

584
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,056
<i>-Vete a la mierda, cabrón.</i>
-Hey! Easy.

585
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:24,017
<i>All right. It's my turn.</i>

586
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,228
<i>All right. Here we go.</i>

587
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,026
<i>[all exclaim]</i>

588
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,403
<i>-[whispers indistinctly]</i>
<i>-Okay.</i>

589
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,869
<i>[cheering]</i>

590
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:43,953
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

591
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,414
<i>[all chanting] Loser! Loser! Loser!</i>

592
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,624
<i>[laughs]</i>

593
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,212
<i>Your family is such a trip.</i>

594
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:55,632
<i>-Your parents are--</i>
<i>-Yeah. Sickeningly in love, right? I know.</i>

595
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:56,883
<i>No, it's beautiful.</i>

596
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,096
<i>You're lucky to have grown up</i>
<i>with an example like that.</i>

597
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,848
<i>-Yeah, it sucks. I'll never measure up.</i>
<i>-[scoffs]</i>

598
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,810
<i>I mean, not to complain</i>
<i>about my perfect family. I know…</i>

599
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,978
<i>your mom died when you were just a kid.</i>

600
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,649
<i>Right. I forgot I told you that.</i>

601
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,568
<i>You never told me what happened.</i>

602
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,529
<i>-How did, um--</i>
<i>-Your siblings are so great.</i>

603
00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:18,863
<i>I really love your sister.</i>

604
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,281
<i>Yeah. Yeah, she's the best.</i>

605
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,659
<i>She's-- She's my favorite person.</i>

606
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,663
<i>Although she does have</i>
<i>a little bit of competition these days.</i>

607
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,544
<i>I should tell you…</i>

608
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:36,047
<i>you know, even if we…</i>

609
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,300
<i>have this baby, it's--</i>

610
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,430
<i>It's not like a golden ticket</i>
<i>to fame and fortune.</i>

611
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,724
<i>Jesus.</i>
<i>Is that what you think I'm doing here?</i>

612
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,475
<i>No, I mean, in case you were--</i>

613
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,020
<i>Tully, why is it that whenever we actually</i>
<i>start to have an intimate moment,</i>

614
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,522
<i>you try your best to fuck it up?</i>

615
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,649
<i>-Excuse me? That's not what I'm doing.</i>
<i>-Come on.</i>

616
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,985
<i>Did you really think I give a shit</i>
<i>about wealth or fame?</i>

617
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,696
<i>'Cause from where I'm standing,</i>
<i>looking at your life,</i>

618
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:02,407
<i>all those $400 pair of shoes,</i>
<i>they haven't bought you any happiness.</i>

619
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,783
<i>I didn't buy those shoes.</i>

620
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,369
<i>-I got them for free from the show.</i>
<i>-Oh, wow.</i>

621
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,622
<i>Nice, nice, nice, Tully.</i>
<i>Way to completely miss that point.</i>

622
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:10,665
<i>Look…</i>

623
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,252
<i>I don't… I don't know you.</i>

624
00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:17,172
<i>I don't know what you want from me.</i>

625
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,965
<i>I don't want shit from you, Tully.</i>

626
00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:23,344
<i>I wanted to get to know you. I wanted</i>
<i>to bring you here to meet my family</i>

627
00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:26,473
<i>because you're carrying my baby,</i>
<i>and because sometimes</i>

628
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,892
<i>when you're not completely</i>
<i>pushing me away, you actually--</i>

629
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,727
<i>You start to make me think that--</i>

630
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:34,439
<i>I don't know, okay.</i>

631
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,942
<i>Just, you know, if being famous</i>
<i>makes you incapable of trust, that's cool.</i>

632
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,152
<i>Just keep me out of it.</i>

633
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,780
<i>I'm just-- I have to be careful.</i>

634
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,615
<i>Right, this was a mistake.</i>

635
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:47,827
<i>-Let's just-- I don't know, let's just go.</i>
<i>-No, wait.</i>

636
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,206
<i>Is what Hope said true?</i>

637
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:52,957
<i>What, that I'm in love with you?</i>

638
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,699
<i>[doorbell rings]</i>

639
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,580
<i>[doorbell rings]</i>

640
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,548
<i>Oh, shit! [laughs]</i>

641
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,342
<i>-You forgot.</i>
<i>-I forgot.</i>

642
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:47,470
<i>I forgot. I'm so sorry. I'm on a deadline</i>
<i>for an article I'm writing.</i>

643
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,682
<i>-I've not even looked up since yesterday.</i>
<i>-Understood. Another time.</i>

644
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,060
<i>No, wait, wait!</i>
<i>I-- I need to eat. I could use a break.</i>

645
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,895
<i>Come in and hang out, and I'll just--</i>

646
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,148
<i>I'll be back down in one second.</i>
<i>[laughing] I'm so sorry.</i>

647
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,277
<i>[chuckles politely]</i>

648
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:07,949
<i>Shit.</i>

649
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,550
<i>[Mutt sighs]</i>

650
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,343
<i>That was so gnarly.</i>

651
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,637
<i>I saw bone sticking out of Carol's leg.</i>

652
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,181
<i>Call the hospital.</i>
<i>See if you can get a report.</i>

653
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,934
<i>And before you start</i>
<i>campaigning to replace Carol--</i>

654
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,478
<i>Yeah, I'm sure you can edit</i>
<i>around the fall.</i>

655
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,899
<i>She'll be back tomorrow. You know,</i>
<i>it doesn't even matter. I'm going home.</i>

656
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,490
<i>[Kate] You need anything?</i>

657
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,534
<i>I can stay and help edit the piece.</i>

658
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,996
<i>No, I got this.</i>
<i>I know you've got plans tonight.</i>

659
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,917
<i>Wasn't there something</i>
<i>you wanted to talk to me about?</i>

660
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,959
<i>Eh, it can wait.</i>

661
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,423
<i>I'd like to hear about your trip.</i>

662
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:08,051
<i>I don't mind staying behind</i>
<i>if you need to talk about it.</i>

663
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:11,429
<i>As your boss, I command you</i>
<i>to go on your little date with Mutt.</i>

664
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:13,681
<i>[scoffs]</i>

665
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,224
<i>That was a…</i>

666
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:18,478
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

667
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,104
<i>It's okay. Um…</i>

668
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,814
<i>[sighs]</i>

669
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,441
<i>I will see you tomorrow.</i>

670
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,026
<i>Yeah.</i>

671
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,493
<i>["Beri-Beri" by Kleenex/LiLiPUT playing]</i>

672
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:38,539
<i>[screams]</i>

673
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:43,211
<i>♪ Give it out, do it better</i>
<i>Give it out, do it better ♪</i>

674
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,506
<i>I'd like to be a woman for a day.</i>

675
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:52,929
<i>Feel that connection with the Earth,</i>
<i>the nature, the moon, tides.</i>

676
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:57,517
<i>Don't forget the bloating,</i>
<i>the cramps, the inequality.</i>

677
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,646
<i>Yeah, but every month you're reminded</i>
<i>that you have the power to generate life!</i>

678
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:03,898
<i>Look at that!</i>

679
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,024
<i>Mmm.</i>

680
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:09,320
<i>[sighs] Something's wrong with Johnny.</i>
<i>He's acting like--</i>

681
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,321
<i>An asshole.</i>

682
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,240
<i>He's hurting, Tull.</i>

683
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,617
<i>His-- His friend died in El Salvador.</i>

684
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,661
<i>Father Ramon died?</i>

685
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,496
<i>That's… awful.</i>

686
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:22,792
<i>But it doesn't give him a pass</i>
<i>to yell at us and treat us like shit.</i>

687
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:23,751
<i>Come on, Tully.</i>

688
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,754
<i>I'm sorry. I've wasted two years</i>
<i>rotting away in this job.</i>

689
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,383
<i>I have had it up to here with Johnny Ryan</i>
<i>not seeing what I'm capable of.</i>

690
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,510
<i>-Maybe it's time to move on.</i>
<i>-I think it is.</i>

691
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,637
<i>Johnny doesn't know what he's losing.</i>

692
00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,557
<i>Well, I need another drink.</i>

693
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,768
<i>I've been taking a sip</i>
<i>every time you say "Johnny,"</i>

694
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,895
<i>and wouldn't you know, I'm out.</i>

695
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,482
<i>-I'm sorry.</i>
<i>-Refill please.</i>

696
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,693
<i>Why is everyone so unhappy?</i>

697
00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:50,862
<i>Life is good. It's a beautiful night.</i>

698
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,989
<i>-[Tully] You're an ass.</i>
<i>-[Chad] Ugh…</i>

699
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,782
<i>-Kate?</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm?</i>

700
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,467
<i>-You're a really, really good kisser.</i>
<i>-Mm-hmm.</i>

701
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,512
<i>Would you come home with me?</i>

702
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,682
<i>Not necessarily to do anything.</i>

703
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:23,019
<i>We could just talk or watch TV.</i>

704
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,230
<i>I just don't want this night to end.</i>

705
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,315
<i>[both chuckle]</i>

706
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:31,110
<i>The thing is I have this</i>
<i>friend who's going through a thing,</i>

707
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:35,448
<i>and I just really feel like maybe I should</i>
<i>go check in on them. Rain check?</i>

708
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,411
<i>Good thing we live in Seattle.</i>

709
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,247
<i>I'm cashing that rain check ASAP.</i>

710
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,707
<i>[both laugh]</i>

711
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,876
<i>Wow. This is fantastic, Kate.</i>

712
00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:50,421
<i>It's, uh, smart and real and funny.</i>

713
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,925
<i>Thank you.</i>
<i>I actually feel really good about it.</i>

714
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:56,344
<i>Kimber's giving me this big break.</i>
<i>I can't let her down.</i>

715
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,387
<i>But you kind of just trail off here.</i>

716
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,139
<i>-What's the end?</i>
<i>-I haven't written it yet.</i>

717
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:03,810
<i>I can't decide whether to end on, like,</i>
<i>a battle cry to action or a note of hope.</i>

718
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,437
<i>My vote is hope.</i>

719
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,316
<i>You know,</i>
<i>I like that you changed clothes for me.</i>

720
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,235
<i>Oh, no, I didn't. I just had a, um--</i>

721
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,695
<i>Okay, I did.</i>

722
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:19,534
<i>But, I should tell you that you have</i>
<i>a pair of underwear stuck to your back.</i>

723
00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,747
<i>Oh, God! Period panties! I…</i>

724
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,502
<i>-Wow. [chuckles]</i>
<i>-You are extremely…</i>

725
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,464
<i>disarming, Kate Mularkey.</i>

726
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:38,177
<i>Oh, shit! I have a bunch of stats</i>
<i>I didn't get put in the article.</i>

727
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,514
<i>I've been compiling this whole binder</i>
<i>in case Kimber finally said yes.</i>

728
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,563
<i>Fuck! I must have left it at the office.</i>

729
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,065
<i>All right. Well, let's go get that binder!</i>

730
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,067
<i>-Really?</i>
<i>-Hell yes!</i>

731
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,611
<i>This is like the most fun</i>
<i>I've had in ages.</i>

732
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,946
<i>I don't get out much.</i>

733
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,699
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-Plus, I like being with you.</i>

734
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,659
<i>Come on, let's go.</i>

735
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:05,705
<i>It's a civil war! A revolution!</i>
<i>You know, we had one too.</i>

736
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:12,086
<i>What do you mean nobody's heard</i>
<i>of El Salvador? First, that's not true.</i>

737
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,046
<i>And secondly, we should hear about it!</i>

738
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,300
<i>What's the local angle? Um…</i>

739
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,011
<i>How about a man educated</i>
<i>in this country, in America,</i>

740
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:23,306
<i>he goes back to his country,</i>
<i>not a warrior, not a-- not a zealot,</i>

741
00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,349
<i>but an ordinary guy, a priest--</i>

742
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,894
<i>and what he sees there…</i>

743
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:31,814
<i>what he witnesses. Injustice, murder.</i>

744
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,609
<i>He can't stay silent.</i>

745
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:36,903
<i>He has to speak. He has to--</i>

746
00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:41,157
<i>[emotionally] He has to become the voice</i>
<i>for those who have no voice!</i>

747
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,036
<i>[sighs deeply]</i>

748
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,038
<i>Respectfully pass?</i>

749
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,249
<i>[exhales]</i>

750
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,376
<i>Well, let me just say,</i>

751
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:53,628
<i>respectfully…</i>

752
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,672
<i>Go fuck yourself!</i>

753
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:57,632
<i>[phone slams]</i>

754
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,343
<i>-Fuck!</i>
<i>-[glass shatters]</i>

755
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,266
<i>[sighs]</i>

756
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:12,271
<i>[sighs]</i>

757
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,148
<i>[girls giggle]</i>

758
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:18,361
<i>Oh, my God, she got her period</i>
<i>all over her white jeans. It was so gross.</i>

759
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:21,656
<i>So then, she threw them out</i>
<i>and wore a shirt as a dress,</i>

760
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:22,865
<i>like a true slut.</i>

761
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:25,201
<i>Oh, and her mom's a slut too.</i>

762
00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,536
<i>And she doesn't even</i>
<i>know who Tully's dad is.</i>

763
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,580
<i>And they do drugs together all the time.</i>

764
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,875
<i>Oh, my God, Marnie,</i>
<i>you are so full of shit! Shut up!</i>

765
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,878
<i>Oh, it's Tully's little puppy</i>
<i>coming to stick up for her master.</i>

766
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,713
<i>You're so obsessed with her, Mularkey.</i>

767
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:40,549
<i>-Like she's gonna somehow make you cooler.</i>
<i>-Fuck off, Marnie!</i>

768
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,550
<i>What's going on?</i>

769
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,844
<i>Your little friend is</i>
<i>eavesdropping on us like a psycho.</i>

770
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,263
<i>Yeah, right!</i>

771
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,396
<i>[girls giggle]</i>

772
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,106
<i>[girl] So good.</i>

773
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:57,984
<i>Cool. Free tampons. Thanks, Marnie!</i>

774
00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:01,445
<i>Come on, let's go.</i>
<i>We're gonna be late for English.</i>

775
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:02,738
<i>Don't you mean French?</i>

776
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:07,785
<i>Excuse me?</i>

777
00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:11,205
<i>Well, 'cause you guys like to French</i>
<i>each other. Because you're lezzies.</i>

778
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,164
<i>[Tully] Mmm.</i>

779
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,042
<i>-Well, whoever smelt it dealt it.</i>
<i>-What does that even mean?</i>

780
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,254
<i>-It means you wish I was Frenching you.</i>
<i>-Well, you'll French anyone.</i>

781
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:19,880
<i>We all heard about you getting drunk</i>

782
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,967
<i>and screwing a senior at a keg party</i>
<i>in the woods like a little slut.</i>

783
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,468
<i>-[grunts]</i>
<i>-[gasps]</i>

784
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,554
<i>[gasps]</i>

785
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,888
<i>[chuckling softly]</i>

786
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,265
<i>[gasps]</i>

787
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:33,894
<i>-[Travis laughing] I'm into that!</i>
<i>-[Kate] I thought that's what it was for!</i>

788
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,814
<i>I am so sorry again about this.</i>
<i>Thank you for coming with me.</i>

789
00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,524
<i>No, you do not have to thank me.</i>

790
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:41,277
<i>And you definitely</i>
<i>do not have to apologize.</i>

791
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,322
<i>I'm here 'cause I want to be here.</i>
<i>That's what friends are for.</i>

792
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,495
<i>-Success.</i>
<i>-All right. Mission accomplished.</i>

793
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,082
<i>Should we go?</i>

794
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:07,678
<i>-Sorry. I'm so sorry.</i>
<i>-No. No, no, no.</i>

795
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,056
<i>Never apologize for that.</i>

796
00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:15,311
<i>But are you sure you want to do this?</i>
<i>I mean, what about the gossips?</i>

797
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:17,438
<i>[laughs]</i>

798
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:18,647
<i>And Johnny?</i>

799
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,358
<i>And Marah?</i>

800
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,862
<i>Johnny and I are over.</i>
<i>And the gossips can go fuck themselves.</i>

801
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,531
<i>And, as for Marah…</i>

802
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,951
<i>I watched my own mother wither away</i>

803
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,412
<i>under the weight</i>
<i>of other people's expectations,</i>

804
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:38,084
<i>sacrificing what she wanted</i>
<i>for everyone else,</i>

805
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,088
<i>and I am not gonna set that example</i>
<i>for my own daughter.</i>

806
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,685
<i>I got it!</i> [screams]

807
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,522
<i>[screams]</i>

808
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:02,733
<i>-[laughing]</i>
<i>-[rewinding and replaying tape]</i>

809
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,693
<i>[scream repeating on TV]</i>

810
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:05,778
<i>[Kate] Johnny.</i>

811
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,780
<i>[snickering] It's so great!</i>

812
00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:09,949
<i>Carol's so great.</i>

813
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,242
<i>Look at this.</i>

814
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:14,745
<i>Is this not the greatest footage</i>
<i>you have ever seen?</i>

815
00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,540
<i>It's our greatest story! [sighs]</i>

816
00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,166
<i>It's our greatest show.</i>

817
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,877
<i>It is our greatest show</i>
<i>that we've ever done. Ever.</i>

818
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:22,795
<i>[laughs]</i>

819
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:25,172
<i>[sniffs]</i>

820
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,259
<i>We met when we were just kids.</i>

821
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:29,760
<i>Who, Carol?</i>

822
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:33,222
<i>Ramon. [sniffs]</i>

823
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,104
<i>My parents were missionaries.</i>

824
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:46,235
<i>And he was like… a brother to me.</i>

825
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,532
<i>Except, I think they loved him more.</i>

826
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,994
<i>I was their biggest failure.</i>
<i>The unbeliever.</i>

827
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:59,999
<i>You are not an unbeliever.</i>
<i>I mean, you might believe in too much.</i>

828
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:03,335
<i>Ah, nobody wants the story, Mularkey.</i>

829
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,922
<i>Network, no.</i>

830
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,133
<i>Papers, no.</i>

831
00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:12,428
<i>Rag sheets, no.</i>

832
00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:17,475
<i>I could write it</i>
<i>on a bathroom stall, I guess.</i>

833
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,268
<i>-Ah!</i>
<i>-Oh my-- Are you okay?</i>

834
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:21,437
<i>No! [groans]</i>

835
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,981
<i>-Johnny.</i>
<i>-Didn't spill a drop!</i>

836
00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:25,357
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-[grunts] </i>

837
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,068
<i>-Ow. Kate</i>
<i>-Let me get this up.</i>

838
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,070
<i>Ow.</i>

839
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,406
<i>I think I broke my ass.</i>

840
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,033
<i>[laughs]</i>

841
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,577
<i>[sighs]</i>

842
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:42,917
<i>And I blame Carol for everything bad</i>
<i>that's ever happened to me.</i>

843
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,043
<i>[laughs]</i>

844
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:46,462
<i>[sighs]</i>

845
00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,099
<i>You're so good, Mularkey.</i>

846
00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:01,727
<i>You're a lot like Ramon.</i>

847
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,438
<i>He was good.</i>

848
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,734
<i>Wish I was good.</i>

849
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,819
<i>You are good.</i>

850
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:14,198
<i>[inhales deeply]</i>
<i>Hey, do you want to hear a funny story?</i>

851
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,827
<i>When they took him that night--</i>

852
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:23,415
<i>and that was all my fault, by the way. </i>
<i>That was--</i>

853
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,002
<i>We were only on that road 'cause of me.</i>
<i>You know, I didn't--</i>

854
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,129
<i>I didn't help him. I didn't even--</i>

855
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,800
<i>-I didn't know what to do.</i>
<i>-That is not your fault.</i>

856
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,887
<i>There was a soldier</i>
<i>with his gun in my face.</i>

857
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:40,307
<i>And I heard it cock.</i>

858
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,936
<i>And I thought, "This is it. I'm dead."</i>

859
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,064
<i>And I closed my eyes…</i>

860
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,817
<i>and you know what I saw?</i>

861
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:54,697
<i>[inhales deeply]</i>

862
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:56,448
<i>You.</i>

863
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,995
<i>I saw you, Mularkey.</i>

864
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:10,629
<i>I, uh…</i>

865
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,091
<i>I've wanted this for…</i>

866
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:16,635
<i>ever.</i>

867
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:19,013
<i>But not like this.</i>

868
00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,390
<i>You're drunk.</i>

869
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:22,933
<i>So what?</i>

870
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,936
<i>I'm… I'm dating Mutt.</i>

871
00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:29,982
<i>Break up with him and be with me.</i>

872
00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:33,902
<i>You're not-- I mean,</i>
<i>you're not even thinking clearly.</i>

873
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,821
<i>You're not gonna even</i>
<i>remember this tomorrow.</i>

874
00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:37,364
<i>-Yes, I will.</i>
<i>-You will not.</i>

875
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,742
<i>I will and I'll still want to kiss you.</i>

876
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,914
<i>So, kiss me then.</i>

877
00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,161
<i>How you doing?</i>

878
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,915
<i>I guess I slept here last night.</i>

879
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,625
<i>I was working pretty late.</i>

880
00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:35,798
<i>Yeah, I was-- I was here. I know.</i>
<i>I helped you get on the couch.</i>

881
00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:36,715
<i>No.</i>

882
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,300
<i>Yeah.</i>

883
00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,301
<i>[groans]</i>

884
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:40,678
<i>[inhales sharply]</i>

885
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,846
<i>Ah, my back.</i>

886
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,973
<i>Oh. You fell out of this chair.</i>

887
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:47,226
<i>Wait, I did?</i>

888
00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:49,103
<i>Seriously?</i>

889
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:54,608
<i>Yeah, I said that you wouldn't remember,</i>
<i>but you swore that--</i>

890
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,568
<i>Oh, shit.</i>

891
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:57,486
<i>[sniffs]</i>

892
00:44:57,986 --> 00:45:00,948
<i>Yeah, I wasn't in the best</i>
<i>head space yesterday.</i>

893
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:04,660
<i>Sorry if I said anything… crazy.</i>

894
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,791
<i>No, you were fine. Um, we mostly just,</i>
<i>you know, talked about work.</i>

895
00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,751
<i>Good. All right.</i>

896
00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:15,129
<i>Well, I'm sober now.</i>

897
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:19,967
<i>So, let's never speak of last night again.</i>

898
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:23,971
<i>Of course.</i>

899
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,600
<i>-Um… I'll get coffee.</i>
<i>-Oh, Kate, you're the best.</i>

900
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:29,643
<i>Thank you.</i>

901
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:32,604
<i>You know it.</i>

902
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:37,317
<i>I quit! Chad and I had</i>
<i>a horrible fight this morning.</i>

903
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:41,572
<i>We broke up, again,</i>
<i>and it's my fault because I am miserable.</i>

904
00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:44,783
<i>I can't do this anymore.</i>
<i>So, consider this my one day's notice.</i>

905
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,410
<i>Can we just take a breath, please?</i>

906
00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:50,164
<i>Fuck breathing!</i>
<i>I have been breathing for two years!</i>

907
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,083
<i>Give me the paperwork to sign</i>
<i>because I am moving on!</i>

908
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,170
<i>Maybe I'll become a waitress,</i>
<i>or maybe Chad will take me back</i>

909
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,756
<i>and I'll move to North Carolina</i>
<i>so I can have his babies.</i>

910
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,716
<i>Either way, I am done!</i>

911
00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:04,094
<i>Goodbye, KPOC!</i>
<i>This is Tully Hart signing off!</i>

912
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:07,389
<i>Carol's in surgery. Her leg's fucked.</i>
<i>She's out for at least a month.</i>

913
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,642
<i>Oh, that's too bad.</i>

914
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,271
<i>Since, uh, you just quit--</i>

915
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:17,149
<i>Who said anything about quitting? [gasps]</i>

916
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:19,568
<i>-[Johnny] Uh…</i>
<i>-[Tully] Mmm.</i>

917
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,780
<i>I'm going on air!</i>

918
00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:24,990
<i>I'm going on air, Mularkey!</i>

919
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:26,700
<i>[Tully laughing]</i>

920
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,953
<i>Yay! I'm going on air! I'm going on air!</i>

921
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,873
<i>First time you punched somebody</i>
<i>did it feel this good?</i>

922
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:33,916
<i>I'm so proud of you.</i>

923
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,793
<i>[inaudible]</i>

924
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,545
<i>[paint can spraying]</i>

925
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,758
<i>Is that how you spell "lezzies"?</i>

926
00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:45,803
<i>-I don't think so.</i>
<i>-Takes one to know one.</i>

927
00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:46,804
<i>[scoffs]</i>

928
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:50,766
<i>["No Matter What" by Badfinger playing]</i>

929
00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:53,769
<i>♪ No matter what you are ♪</i>

930
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:55,062
<i>[Kate and Tully laugh]</i>

931
00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,648
<i>♪ I will always be with you ♪</i>

932
00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:02,736
<i>♪ Doesn't matter what you do, girl ♪</i>

933
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,281
<i>♪ Ooh, girl, with you ♪</i>

934
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,993
<i>-"Tully Hart-less"?</i>
<i>-Huh?</i>

935
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,495
<i>Oh, my God, is that the new issue?</i>

936
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,455
<i>I recognize that pretty face.</i>

937
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,048
<i>[Kate] Oh, I'm such an idiot.</i>
<i>She only gave me that assignment</i>

938
00:47:23,131 --> 00:47:26,009
<i>so she could get me out of the office</i>
<i>to publish a goddamn hit piece!</i>

939
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:26,927
<i>Okay, are you sure?</i>

940
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,846
<i>"There's the person</i>
<i>Tully presents to the world,</i>

941
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:31,056
<i>glamorous yet down-to-earth</i>
<i>host of </i>The Girlfriend Hour,

942
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,433
<i>America's favorite best friend,</i>
<i>and then there's the truth."</i>

943
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:36,311
<i>"Sources close to her describe</i>
<i>a ruthlessly ambitious woman</i>

944
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:39,731
<i>who slept her way to the top</i>
<i>while lying about her background."</i>

945
00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:43,652
<i>"A multi-millionaire who lets</i>
<i>her own mother live in a trailer park</i>

946
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:45,612
<i>and work the night shift in a diner."</i>

947
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,322
<i>Fuck! What the hell, Kimber?</i>

948
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,783
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

949
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,453
<i>[soft instrumental music playing]</i>