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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪-我是她媽，她歸我管！
‪-外婆！

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‪想找律師隨便妳，我要帶我女兒走

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‪-我們談一下吧
‪-外婆

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‪-桃樂絲！
‪-別煩我！

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‪我跟妳講話，看妳在搞甚麼鬼！

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‪-夠了
‪-喬治，停手！

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‪看她在搞甚麼鬼，我受夠了！

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‪妳看看她！

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‪天啊…

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‪時間有點趕，不是嗎？

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‪要是我錯過了，你再向我嘮叨吧

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{\an8}‪-妳怎麼沒有穿外套？
‪-哎呀，我肯定是留在更衣室了

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{\an8}‪-馬上找件外套給哈特女士
‪-不用了！

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{\an8}‪這個節目的重點就是嘗試新潮流

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{\an8}‪而不是單純談論它

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{\an8}‪我有嘗試，我很用心去試了
‪是潮流排擠我

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{\an8}‪妳的妝怎麼了？

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{\an8}‪馬上叫珍妮來後台！

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{\an8}‪有請今天比舞的勝出者！

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{\an8}‪妳還好嗎？妳好像心不在焉

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{\an8}‪孩子的鋼琴獨奏會上亂揍人的傢伙
‪好意思講話喔

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{\an8}‪梅根和艾拉，恭喜！

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{\an8}‪-不，這套不行
‪-廣告時間再穿吧

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{\an8}‪-死都不穿
‪-好吧…

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{\an8}‪-好吧
‪-各位，坐穩了！

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{\an8}‪-真正的表演要開始了！
‪-準備好？

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{\an8}‪倒數八秒、七秒、六秒

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{\an8}‪五、四、三、二、一！

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{\an8}‪塔莉哈特

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{\an8}‪嗨

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{\an8}‪嗨，小金，來跳舞嗎？

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{\an8}‪媽，走開啦！

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{\an8}‪有人大姨媽來了呢

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{\an8}‪她的癌症都好了喔？

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{\an8}‪-我不是故意撒謊的
‪-沒有意外地撒謊這回事的

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{\an8}‪-妳只會意外絆倒或摔倒
‪-我有嘗試告訴妳的

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{\an8}‪-所以我才叫妳翹課去吸大麻
‪-好讓妳毒害我？

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{\an8}‪甚麼？不是！

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{\an8}‪我只是…想把書要回來

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{\an8}‪還有我的髮夾

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{\an8}‪這些是妳的

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{\an8}‪尚恩把羅根斯與馬西納的碟拿了
‪吉米克羅斯的碟被我刮花了

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{\an8}‪-我會儲錢買一片新的給妳
‪-不必了

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{\an8}‪-我不想欠妳甚麼
‪-妳沒有…欠我甚麼

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{\an8}‪不如妳先進來，我們談談吧

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{\an8}‪妳可以把我東西還回來嗎？

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{\an8}‪這是妳的髮夾

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{\an8}‪書我找不到，我找到再放妳的郵箱

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{\an8}‪祝妳人生順利，麥樂琪

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{\an8}‪我們離開前，妳先把房間收拾好吧

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{\an8}‪喂，妳有聽到嗎？

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{\an8}‪我幹嘛要去？我都不喜歡約翰丹佛

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{\an8}‪妳最愛約翰丹佛了

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{\an8}‪《押韻與理由》裡的歌詞
‪妳都滾瓜爛熟

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‪對，我十歲的時候吧

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‪許多感冒藥都不被推薦…

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‪對了

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‪我放了一些衞生棉
‪在廁所洗手盆下的櫃子裡

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‪-方便妳月經來的時候用
‪-我知道那是幹嘛用的！

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‪沒甚麼好羞愧的

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‪對，還沒有甚麼好羞愧吧

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‪我以前也是朋友們中最遲來經的
‪不用擔心，遲早會來的

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‪媽，我知道了，別再說了！

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‪如果妳想談的話，隨時可以找我

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‪或…妳有其他事情想談？

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‪怎麼了？

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‪妳和塔莉是不是發生甚麼事了？

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‪沒事，我只是不喜歡騙子

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‪寶貝

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‪她家裡的苦況…妳大概是不會懂的

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‪妳當然會幫她說話

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‪好吧，準備好七點出門

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‪-哇，那是我們的寶寶
‪-對，天啊，看起來…

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‪哇靠，妳看，那是根老二吧！

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‪-看起來好像老二
‪-那是手臂，塔莉

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‪-你們想知道性別嗎？
‪-當然要

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‪不想，我們想留著當驚喜

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‪我們還要有所準備
‪性別會很影響我的購物決定

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‪妳生孩子的時候，妳就可以問性別了

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‪科斯醫生，我甚麼時候能回去工作？

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‪每個人的身體狀況不同
‪妳專注在新工作上就好

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‪妳現在是個母親了

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‪這是妳一直以來的夢想

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‪對，但那不是我唯一的夢想

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‪我才剛讀到一篇文章說

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‪妳必須記得是孩子加入到妳生命裡
‪而不是反過來

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‪男人要當爸爸
‪也不會有人叫他辭職養孩子吧

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‪對吧？其他人就假設他不會這麼做

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‪天啊，我真是受夠社會上
‪性別歧視的盼望和臆斷了

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‪對，是的，妳放鬆就行，好嗎？

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‪你是叫我放鬆嗎？

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‪我是說…不要放鬆啦

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‪她現在荷爾蒙爆滿
‪她情緒是會比較激動

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‪她有名字的，而她就躺在這裡

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‪雖然她是懷孕了
‪不過她還是個成年人

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‪-我們知道，冷靜點吧
‪-天啊，我可冷靜了

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‪-讓我來
‪-我幫她穿鞋

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‪週末有妳當主播
‪我才會看新聞的，塔莉

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‪抱歉，妳不介意我直接叫妳塔莉吧？

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‪妳不叫我塔莉我才不高興呢

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‪妳之前做有關
‪下拉式側欄嬰兒床危險的報導

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‪妳不知道傳開這個資訊
‪對我幫助有多大

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‪我是因為凱蒂才做那個報導的
‪她是我的閨蜜

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‪那真是我聽過最窩心的事情

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‪我是孩子的乾媽

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‪所以感覺孩子我也有份

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‪-恭喜啦
‪-謝謝

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‪-我會不會很顯孕？
‪-不像啊

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‪我感覺好像顯孕了

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‪可能是因為妳晚餐吃了六塊華夫餅吧

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‪我還是很餓

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‪想吐…還性飢渴

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‪性飢渴我就幫不了妳了

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‪-別說
‪-要不要談談…

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‪我不要談崔佛斯，妳預約看診了沒？

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‪還沒，待會吧

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‪我答應我會啦，老媽

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‪-甚麼時候？
‪-很快

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‪-甚麼時候？
‪-下禮拜

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‪-妳明天打去約吧
‪-為甚麼？

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‪因為妳43歲高齡懷孕
‪妳要確保身體沒問題

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‪我都還沒決定要不要生

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‪所以妳是有考慮把孩子留下來

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‪當然，我也沒理由去生孩子

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‪如妳所說，我都43歲了
‪我出生的時候，我外婆都43歲了

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‪有甚麼大不了
‪現代的43歲就等於37歲

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‪更別說我對上一次見那個傢伙…

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‪孩子的爸爸

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‪我比較喜歡叫他“那個傢伙”
‪我當時把他趕走了

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‪妳告訴他，他是“那個傢伙”時
‪他就會原諒妳了

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‪不然誰要他啊？

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‪況且，我喝酒喝很兇

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‪我偶爾會服各種藥物

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‪有時候也會跟節目的攝影師
‪一起抽大麻嗨翻天

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‪沒事的，況且妳知道自己懷孕後

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‪妳都沒有再這麼做了

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‪也不代表我會把孩子留著的

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‪我應該是不會把孩子留著
‪我不是當母親的材料

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‪沒有人是當母親的材料

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‪妳當就是了，直到孩子不想鳥妳

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‪然後妳送孩子去商場
‪還要停到大老遠

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‪父親再跑去伊拉克
‪然後妳又回到孤伶伶的生活

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‪夠簡單吧

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‪靠

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‪金寶，嗨

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‪對…都安排好了

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‪對，明天在那邊見

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‪對，妳有在邀請名單上

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‪我檢查過三次了

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‪我可以再檢查一次

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‪明天見，好，再見

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‪-她還真難搞
‪-是的

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‪我告訴妳，金寶都是直言不諱

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‪妳是她採訪過最大咖的名人

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‪她會把妳視作一個大突破

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‪她會想大肆報導

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‪所以妳好好想一下
‪要怎麼巧妙地回答一切

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‪這種情況我不是第一次見，妳放心吧

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‪好吧

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‪妳確定我不會顯孕？

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‪強尼，去接電話

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‪嬰兒房怎麼塗成橘色了？

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‪我們覺得這樣像陽光普照嘛！

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‪所謂的“我們”是指…塔莉？

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‪畢竟那是她的舊房間
‪你可以去接電話嗎？

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‪真受不了

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‪她每五分鐘打過來一次

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‪還跟妳聊整整一個小時

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‪那數學上來說是不可能的

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‪她想接管整個生小孩的過程

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‪她已經幫我們安排好幼稚園
‪就在她新家附近

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‪這是既著迷又詭異

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‪妳知不知道她想把胎盤吃掉？

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‪對，她想大家一起吃
‪說是超級有益健康

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‪這些事情都很不健康，老實告訴我吧

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‪塔莉才是孩子的爸爸？

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‪好了，我知道她是有點太超過

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‪但那只是因為她害怕了

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‪她不想我們的友誼有改變

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‪她想來生育前聯誼

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‪那我們的生育前聯誼呢？
‪又在哪裡？

183
00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,884
‪你們好，是我啦

184
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,387
‪我想看看你們在幹嘛

185
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,639
‪-我轉個彎就到了
‪-又來了

186
00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,849
‪對不起

187
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,892
‪對不起，無視她吧，她會自己走

188
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,687
‪不如今晚做些好玩的吧？就我們兩個

189
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,480
‪例如呢？

190
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,025
‪我們可以騎你的機車

191
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,778
‪去那個我在報章上讀到的手工啤酒節

192
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,739
‪妳最討厭啤酒和慶典

193
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,657
‪還很討厭機車
‪妳一直要我把機車賣掉

194
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,909
‪我知道，不過我突然懂了

195
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,911
‪要自由自在，自由很重要

196
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,623
‪機車就代表著你，強尼
‪你要保持真我

197
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,958
‪你千萬別把它賣掉，我們還要騎的

198
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,671
‪妳真是渾身荷爾蒙大暴走

199
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,340
‪不，這不是荷爾蒙作怪

200
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,550
‪是只要妳一懷孕

201
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,135
‪其他人就不把妳當成人看待

202
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,387
‪妳就像是一個容器，沒其他存在價值

203
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,265
‪妳不能好玩和好動

204
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,808
‪也太扯了吧！

205
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,560
‪妳甚麼時候是好玩又好動？

206
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,396
‪開玩笑的，我愛妳

207
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,232
‪好，我雖然是懷孕了
‪不過我還龍精虎猛

208
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:54,362
‪我和亞克索
‪他媽的想要騎機車去啤酒節

209
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,908
‪我兒子的名字
‪不要跟《比佛利山超級警探》的角色

210
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,868
‪這是槍與玫瑰樂隊的主唱名字

211
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,995
‪他會成為一個大明星

212
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,455
‪如果是個女生…

213
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,583
‪如果是女生，就以我外婆來命名吧

214
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,876
‪或者先聽我說…

215
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,877
‪好

216
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,879
‪瑪丹娜，巨星瑪丹娜

217
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:12,838
‪對

218
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,510
‪妳懷孕發瘋的時候特別性感
‪妳知道嗎？

219
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,011
‪我才沒有發瘋

220
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,305
‪我告訴妳，妳讓我為之瘋狂了

221
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,599
‪這麼成熟，有女人味

222
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,520
‪那麼漂亮、火辣、性感

223
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,524
‪-超性感
‪-是嗎？

224
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:34,443
‪-是的
‪-我要把你的衣服脫掉

225
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,988
‪把你當成墨西哥酥餅那樣咬

226
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,533
‪-這麼說好奇怪，不過隨便吧
‪-多加酪梨醬

227
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:45,204
‪是嗎？妳又賣弄性感了，我喜歡

228
00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,330
‪好性感

229
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,166
‪-甚麼？
‪-驚喜吧！

230
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,461
‪-抱抱囉！
‪-天啊，牠好可愛！

231
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,382
‪-我給寶寶買禮物了！
‪-寶貝，天哪

232
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,717
‪牠好可愛！

233
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,969
‪牠是男生，小狗裡面最可愛的那隻了

234
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,430
‪別想把牠留在這裡
‪我們快要生孩子了

235
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,014
‪我知道，很完美啊

236
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,225
‪每個孩子都需要一隻寵物
‪有助增強免疫系統

237
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:09,812
‪-你好可愛！
‪-不行，那太誇張了

238
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,857
‪這是禮物，強尼
‪就好好答謝並收下吧

239
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,068
‪答謝妳？妳多送我們一個孩子
‪現在突然變成要養兩個

240
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,362
‪噢，我好愛牠！

241
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,947
‪我愛你！

242
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,658
‪對了，他還沒受過訓練的
‪我們可以一起訓練牠吧

243
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,659
‪-好啊
‪-嗯

244
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,328
‪牠好可愛，強尼，我愛牠

245
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,330
‪對了，牠可能會有蟲子

246
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,916
‪-不意外了！
‪-你是隻乖狗狗！

247
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,044
‪她又不允許我去史蒂芬妮的派對

248
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,172
‪天啊，她把我當成小孩子

249
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:40,092
‪她還說要有她陪同
‪才讓我去看大賈斯汀的演唱會

250
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,430
‪沒有人想跟母親去演唱會
‪看自己母親跳舞啊

251
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,850
‪我知道很難過，寶貝
‪不過這都是因為她…

252
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,686
‪她很關心我？嗯，她已經跟我講過了

253
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,939
‪還說：“終有一天，妳會感激我的！”

254
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,234
‪雖然妳現在覺得很煩
‪不過那是真的

255
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,154
‪我知道妳們很常吵架…

256
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,783
‪不，她一直跟我吵架
‪是因為她不想我長大

257
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,494
‪今天撿到些不錯的東西，是吧？

258
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,870
‪這顆很完美

259
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,206
‪這麼圓滑

260
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,458
‪對

261
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,376
‪亞克索

262
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:24,970
‪我不懂你為甚麼經歷過這麼多事後
‪還會幫老媽講好話

263
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,307
‪甚麼意思？

264
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,644
‪我知道你為甚麼打艾瑪老爸
‪我又不是智障

265
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,730
‪妳覺得我打他的原因是甚麼？
‪而我那個舉動是…

266
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,191
‪非常糟糕和錯誤的舉動

267
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,277
‪知道了，但我不會怪你

268
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,656
‪任何人都會想揍搞自己老婆的傢伙吧

269
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,366
‪亞克索，過來

270
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,284
‪過來，帶上球球

271
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,830
‪瑪娜，妳媽沒有出軌

272
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,958
‪那並不是我們離婚的原因，知道嗎？

273
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,795
‪事情很複雜的，我…

274
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,464
‪我也希望能解釋給妳聽

275
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,466
‪你揍他的時候，似乎就很明顯了

276
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,593
‪我當時想要怪罪於人

277
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,179
‪可是妳媽是完全沒有做錯過的

278
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,473
‪有時候人就是…

279
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,352
‪即使相愛…

280
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,313
‪也沒辦法在一起

281
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,401
‪所以…你還愛著老媽？

282
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,571
‪一直都會愛

283
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,866
‪-特別是因為她生下了妳
‪-別肉麻啦

284
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,618
‪-我們兩個非常愛妳
‪-不要啦

285
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,537
‪別說甚麼“我愛你”啦

286
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,957
‪-我又不是十歲，爸
‪-對我來說還是十歲啦

287
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,171
‪亞克索，過來吧，懶豬

288
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,426
‪牠應該不是懶，乖女兒

289
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,058
‪你還好嗎？妳早上有餵牠吃藥嗎？

290
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,103
‪當然有，每天都有，牠還好嗎？

291
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,231
‪不好說，幫我抱牠進去

292
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,195
‪-其實…
‪-妳可不可以…

293
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,822
‪-說吧
‪-妳先說，好吧

294
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:11,493
‪我只是想說…我們之前那天晚上…

295
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,872
‪我跟你玩得很開心

296
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,708
‪甚麼晚上？

297
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,794
‪開玩笑的，我當然記得

298
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,673
‪我其實憶起好幾次了

299
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,013
‪問題是我現在的生活一塌糊塗

300
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,140
‪我正在辦離婚

301
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,435
‪我又很難跟女兒溝通

302
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:40,230
‪我是不是別多管閒事比較好？
‪我也不曉得，但誰會啊？

303
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,901
‪而她爸爸打算去伊拉克

304
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,987
‪這份工作又比我想像中困難得多

305
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,073
‪沒有人會感激你，又沒有自尊

306
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:52,201
‪只有犯錯時，才會有人留意你
‪做對的時候卻沒有人鳥你

307
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,869
‪不是說金寶，我愛金寶

308
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,707
‪不要誤會，那天晚上玩得超開心的

309
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:03,212
‪你還給我一個吻痕了
‪有點像是榮譽勳章一樣

310
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:08,550
‪可是…始終我們是同事
‪我不想把關係搞得很奇怪

311
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,011
‪沒有很奇怪啊，直到妳提起有吻痕

312
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,806
‪-天啊，我真差勁
‪-妳真好騙

313
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,308
‪我們都是成年人

314
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,353
‪我們之前玩得很開心
‪不必感到怪怪的

315
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,650
‪噢，好，太好了，我還是菜鳥啦
‪我總是會把事情搞得很奇怪

316
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,943
‪妳真幽默

317
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,444
‪其他人也是這麼說

318
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,532
‪那你剛才打算說甚麼？

319
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,743
‪我本來打算叫妳幫我把鏡頭拿過來

320
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:36,829
‪好，沒問題

321
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,874
‪-抱歉
‪-這個其實是測光儀

322
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,794
‪-天啊，對，我知道
‪-嗯…

323
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,755
‪天哪，停啦，妳開玩笑的吧！

324
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,426
‪真的，妳不會相信
‪用了多少松節油才修好

325
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:56,098
‪噢，這個地方太厲害了，塔莉
‪幾乎是勢不可擋

326
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,935
‪對，我有時候放眼四周
‪真不敢相信這是我的人生

327
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:04,064
‪我有著夢寐以求的工作
‪每天可以和全球上百萬的人聯繫

328
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,691
‪我實在非常幸運

329
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,776
‪真的

330
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,947
‪但我想認識真正的塔莉哈特

331
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,325
‪妳眼前的就是了，金寶
‪眼前的就是真正的我

332
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:19,204
‪妳從未見過親生爸爸
‪在小時候又失去了媽媽

333
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,956
‪那肯定很艱苦了

334
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,792
‪每個人的成長階段也很艱困

335
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,753
‪不過我為人比較喜歡向前看

336
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,840
‪但要是妳不面對過去
‪那就無法向前看

337
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,884
‪妳在節目上說過的

338
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:35,429
‪對，所以我拍過一集無父之女

339
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,972
‪非常感人

340
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,602
‪不過我過去的痛苦，造就了今天的我

341
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,937
‪所以…我很感恩

342
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,566
‪我對那些童年的痛苦很感興趣

343
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:52,488
‪例如說，妳媽媽
‪妳說她在妳小時候已經死去了

344
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,657
‪不過我卻找不到任何相關紀錄

345
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,119
‪妳可以幫我解答一下這個謎團嗎？

346
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:04,124
‪她怎麼了？她是死了嗎？
‪還有她是怎麼死的？

347
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,233
‪金寶，時候不早了
‪我們要開始叫吉迪恩拍照了

348
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,317
‪時候很多啊

349
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,862
‪對了，我要失陪一下，我要上個廁所

350
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,200
‪我去拿些咖啡給妳們

351
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,410
‪那裡就有咖啡啊

352
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,080
‪拿更好的咖啡，那些都放涼了

353
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,211
‪天啊

354
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,219
‪我訪問的嘉賓會這樣定住
‪但我從未試過，妳看看我，我手在抖

355
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,346
‪老實說，沒有多糟糕，我都沒察覺到

356
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,598
‪我…我不能讓她追問有關克蘿的事

357
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,519
‪或者…聽我說，就把事實告訴她

358
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,770
‪可能會讓妳釋懷

359
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,773
‪沒門，還有別這樣看著我

360
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:13,902
‪我不要跟金寶沃茲談克蘿的事
‪我知道了，我就…

361
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,030
‪我拿其他趣聞來敷衍她好了
‪在馬略卡島被水母螫傷

362
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,158
‪-妳在脫口秀上說過了
‪-靠，我想不到了

363
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,785
‪妳借了湯告魯斯的太陽眼鏡
‪害他得了紅眼症的那次

364
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,121
‪就這個吧，好極了，謝謝

365
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,625
‪天啊，我講過自己的過去很多次

366
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,545
‪但我從未試過這樣子，我整個嚇壞了

367
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,298
‪對，是荷爾蒙作怪啦
‪還記得我懷孕的時候嗎？

368
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,382
‪妳那時整個瘋了

369
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,426
‪對，況且妳對任何事都很困惑

370
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,053
‪懷孕就是一場困惑

371
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,014
‪或許妳該去跟孩子的爸爸談談？

372
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,807
‪我連他姓甚麼都不知道

373
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,486
‪噢，我真是搞砸了

374
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,158
‪妳知道我無論如何都會支持妳的

375
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,871
‪我不知道自己該做甚麼
‪實在不知道

376
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,082
‪我不是當媽的材料
‪我幾乎是由野狼養大的

377
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,210
‪不過野狼還比克蘿來得適合

378
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,378
‪沒甚麼是一成不變的，塔莉

379
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,422
‪我們可以和父母做不一樣的決定

380
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:19,176
‪別這麼快下定論
‪我爸有可能是諾貝爾獎得主呢

381
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,601
‪強尼說亞克索不太對勁

382
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,437
‪獸醫正趕去我家，他們說在家裡等

383
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,399
‪-他明知道我在工作的，等等…
‪-不，凱蒂，沒事，妳去吧

384
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,735
‪妳剛剛才嚇壞了，我怎能走呢

385
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,195
‪我擔心妳了，塔莉

386
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,406
‪我遇過比金寶沃茲更難應付的人

387
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,449
‪我行的

388
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,367
‪好吧

389
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,497
‪塔莉，一天水療，不必這麼厚禮吧！

390
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,084
‪她不會有時間去按摩的，塔莉

391
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,836
‪妳是不太懂生小孩是怎麼回事吧

392
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,006
‪我或者強尼，都可以幫忙照顧孩子

393
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,176
‪她不會想其他人照顧的
‪她會迷上她的小寶寶

394
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:07,224
‪好了，各位！
‪咖啡在煮了，蛋糕也切了

395
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,269
‪妳真幸運

396
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,937
‪我們花很長時間才成功懷孕

397
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,231
‪妳老哥一直說
‪“感覺像例行公事一樣”

398
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:18,318
‪妳每天一定要有
‪三到五分鐘的私人時間

399
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,738
‪趕快把所有頭髮剪掉
‪未來兩年，妳頭髮會一直髒掉

400
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,491
‪每天早上都要把橄欖油揉搓在陰道上

401
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,368
‪-為甚麼要…
‪-避免撕裂！

402
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,287
‪那個寶寶會把妳陰道撕開

403
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,163
‪一直裂到我屁眼

404
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,375
‪-現在我每次拉屎都會哭
‪-我胸部像洩氣氣球

405
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,877
‪我永遠睡不了，我一直都在洗衣服

406
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,088
‪抱歉，我要上個廁所…

407
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,718
‪我懷孕的時候每天尿超多次的

408
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,553
‪現在我每次打噴嚏都會漏尿

409
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,512
‪我也是！

410
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:53,895
‪妳有煙嗎？

411
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,356
‪我才不會給孕婦抽菸

412
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,025
‪不，我只想聞一下

413
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,109
‪妳臉色不太好

414
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,069
‪是痔瘡發作嗎？藥膏在我包包裡

415
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,779
‪我不能生寶寶

416
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,281
‪現在後悔也太遲了，寶貝

417
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:08,201
‪我討厭家長，他們討厭死了！
‪現在我也要成為他們一份子

418
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,828
‪我要永遠失去自由了

419
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,247
‪我知道自己懷孕的時候
‪也沒有一絲喜悅

420
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:17,169
‪我不能吃奇多做晚餐
‪不能隨便喝酒喝到爛醉

421
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:20,130
‪我們不能一起去刺青
‪我們不能一起去拉斯維加斯

422
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,632
‪好了，冷靜點

423
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,844
‪妳只是生孩子，不是當修女
‪那些事情還是可以做的

424
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,472
‪甚麼時候？
‪我每天只有五分鐘私人時間！

425
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,682
‪答應我一起去拉斯維加斯，下個月

426
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,559
‪就我和妳，閨蜜之旅

427
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,603
‪我不在的時候
‪強尼肯定能把寶寶照顧好

428
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,980
‪沒問題，好，當然可以

429
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,524
‪我好害怕，塔莉

430
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:44,196
‪沒事的，寶貝，沒事的

431
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,950
‪我也不知道自己為何這麼神經質

432
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,996
‪我一直都深深愛著強尼
‪一直得不到，現在卻成為我老公了

433
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,124
‪我們要一起生小孩
‪這是我的夢想，我該開心才對的

434
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,584
‪我怎麼會驚慌失措了？

435
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,379
‪因為實現夢想是一件很可怕的事情

436
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:08,095
‪我的人生會徹底改變
‪我也會有所改變

437
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,098
‪我們的關係也會變質
‪妳怎麼沒有在怕啊？

438
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,184
‪我很怕的，不過妳也在怕

439
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,686
‪所以我要表現得…冷靜點

440
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,651
‪我不想失去妳

441
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:27,531
‪但我不會失去妳的
‪因為我們會一起度過

442
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,199
‪就如其他事情一樣

443
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,827
‪螢火蟲巷閨蜜一輩子

444
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,995
‪永永遠遠

445
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,502
‪我們偷溜吧，就我們兩個
‪妳需要一場冒險

446
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,630
‪-妳想我在自己的新生兒派對離開？
‪-那也蠻酷的

447
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,299
‪-媽的好啊
‪-好！

448
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,719
‪-我們去狂歡吧！
‪-這就是我的閨蜜，最棒的一天

449
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,596
‪今天真差勁

450
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,935
‪牠的心肌病惡化了

451
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,937
‪牠心臟負荷過大，肺部有積水

452
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,690
‪那就抽乾積水啊，之前都是這麼做的

453
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,943
‪很遺憾，那種做法不行了
‪牠患有鬱血性心力衰竭

454
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,697
‪牠最近已經好轉很多了

455
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,658
‪肯定有些藥物

456
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,743
‪或者飲食方法可以試吧

457
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,913
‪很遺憾並沒有，牠已經14歲了

458
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,541
‪妳給了牠精彩的一生

459
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,086
‪等等，你在說甚麼？
‪你想我們讓牠安樂死嗎？

460
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,380
‪-沒有人這麼說
‪-女兒，牠痛苦萬分

461
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,634
‪牠病情有好有壞的，昨天有好轉過

462
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,306
‪看看牠雙眼
‪牠在請我們幫牠，對吧，羅比？

463
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,433
‪牠在請我們讓牠離開，凱蒂

464
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,271
‪是時候說再見了

465
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,816
‪不行，怎麼可以，太誇張了

466
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,902
‪我讓你們談談吧

467
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:08,465
‪嗨，小凱蒂，希望亞克索沒事吧

468
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:11,301
‪訪問很順利
‪金寶很喜歡那個紅眼症的故事

469
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:14,554
‪我讓她感覺獨一無二，她也放軟了

470
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,807
‪吉迪恩拍了照片
‪我美爆了，一切都很好

471
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:24,064
‪現在我要去做一件…
‪我不會做的事情了

472
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:26,858
‪不過我在做了，妳肯定會以我為榮

473
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,902
‪愛妳，打給我吧

474
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:35,033
‪媽的，你是叫麥斯布迪
‪還是麥斯岡德森？

475
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,661
‪布迪

476
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,541
‪妳怎麼來了？

477
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,334
‪我知道我們之前鬧翻了…

478
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,379
‪不過…你要不要一起走走？

479
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,341
‪我也不知道幹嘛要問你這個，對不起

480
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:55,053
‪你明顯是剛剛跑完步回來
‪我還是走吧

481
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,638
‪請我吃熱狗就陪妳走吧

482
00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:01,434
‪他發威了
‪直接跑到賽場中間，穿越十碼線

483
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,186
‪穿越十五碼線

484
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:07,107
‪-十分鐘後出發去約翰丹佛演唱會
‪-拜託，裁判，妳有看到嗎？

485
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:08,692
‪沒看到

486
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,153
‪妳還好嗎，小凱蒂？

487
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,448
‪對面街那個女生怎麼了？

488
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:21,705
‪我不知道，我以為自己很了解她
‪不過發生了許多事情

489
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:25,792
‪她欺騙我了
‪而我真的很生氣，爸，我…

490
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:29,504
‪搶跑啊，拜託
‪罰他吧，裁判，媽的！

491
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,049
‪快逼死我了，真是笑話！

492
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,062
‪鄰居妳好，這是妳的嗎？

493
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,315
‪對

494
00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:54,487
‪塔莉看到我在讀就生氣了

495
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,115
‪“媽，那不是妳的書，給我放下！”

496
00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,617
‪整個神經病發作

497
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,828
‪對著我一副婊臉，妳知道她多婊吧…

498
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,750
‪無論如何
‪裡面那些是她畫的，不是我

499
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,961
‪不過我超愛比爾博巴金斯的
‪嗑嗨了才寫得出來吧

500
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,756
‪好了，我要去約會了

501
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,597
‪妳是盞明燈，小金

502
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,475
‪不要忘記發光發亮

503
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,814
‪不要太見外
‪我想念你們這雙活潑二人組了

504
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:42,786
‪拜託！

505
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,925
‪-小凱蒂，凱蒂！
‪-嗯？

506
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,219
‪-幫我弄弄電視
‪-好

507
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:03,640
‪謝謝乖女兒

508
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,810
‪赫克特！

509
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,155
‪下次再說吧

510
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,702
‪媽？

511
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,749
‪-我準備好出發了
‪-好，我去拿包包…

512
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:32,961
‪然後出發

513
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,430
‪你覺得他會唱《高高落磯山》嗎？

514
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:51,104
‪可惡，妳爸總是亂調座椅

515
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:52,772
‪真希望他能高一點

516
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,192
‪-妳和老爸要離婚嗎？
‪-甚麼？不是

517
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,529
‪妳在說甚麼？妳幹嘛會這樣問？

518
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:02,323
‪-就因為他調座椅了？
‪-妳剛才跟誰聊電話？

519
00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:06,703
‪沒有誰，我在跟妳喬治亞阿姨聊

520
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,080
‪沒有誰，還是喬治亞阿姨？

521
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:18,256
‪我和妳爸深深愛著對方

522
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,841
‪不過是成年人的愛

523
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,428
‪並非妳在情歌裡聽到的情竇初開那種

524
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,722
‪妳不需要擔心甚麼

525
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,141
‪我們永遠都不會離婚的

526
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,852
‪我沒有說擔心，我只是好奇

527
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,405
‪媽的！

528
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,788
‪我看看我們的座位在哪裡

529
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:52,248
‪該死的

530
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,168
‪難以置信

531
00:29:56,544 --> 00:30:00,715
‪我不知道自己怎麼會這麼冒失，寶貝

532
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,676
‪對不起，演唱會是昨晚

533
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,846
‪不如妳去看她要不要幫忙吧？

534
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:14,479
‪去吧

535
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,830
‪-妳不用幫我的
‪-沒事

536
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,999
‪總好過去約翰丹佛演唱會

537
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,293
‪我喜歡約翰丹佛

538
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:38,962
‪我覺得他很遜

539
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,089
‪其實我可以自己撿的

540
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,466
‪好啊，再見

541
00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:45,426
‪等等

542
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,556
‪我只是不覺得有甚麼大不了

543
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,182
‪那個…我媽的事

544
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,226
‪妳是指騙我妳媽有癌症的事吧

545
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:55,311
‪妳讓我覺得自己很蠢啊，塔莉！

546
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,564
‪-我以為自己在騙一個陌生人
‪-有比較好嗎？

547
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:02,235
‪我他媽也不知道，我就…
‪她太丟人現眼了

548
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,864
‪我想不到任何其他理由
‪來解釋她那副德行

549
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,783
‪我都沒想到我們會成為閨蜜，我…

550
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,161
‪我是妳的閨蜜？

551
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,205
‪當然啊…

552
00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,876
‪之前是吧

553
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,921
‪我看到妳在《哈比人》上畫畫

554
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,591
‪看來我把妳的愛書毀了

555
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,970
‪妳可以教我畫畫嗎？

556
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:32,932
‪好

557
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,568
‪我想妳了

558
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:44,777
‪我也想妳了

559
00:31:48,197 --> 00:31:50,074
‪一、二、三

560
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:03,087
‪好了，女士們，孕婦要一杯水

561
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,214
‪妳就再來一杯龍舌蘭酒

562
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,635
‪騷貨，看到沒？
‪這讓我想起以前的自己了

563
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:11,095
‪我…我不想失去舊我

564
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:14,515
‪就如卡莉賽門所說
‪“這些才是美好舊日”

565
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,477
‪妳不會失去的，因為有我嘛

566
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,396
‪-到妳懷孕的時候…
‪-別說了

567
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:24,192
‪我差點忘了，我還有一份禮物要給妳

568
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,071
‪不，不要啊，不行，妳…

569
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,323
‪這份禮物很特別的，相信我

570
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,915
‪天啊，塔莉

571
00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,543
‪那太美了！

572
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,630
‪妳怎麼負擔得起？

573
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:46,881
‪我前途一片光明

574
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:52,762
‪特別是我收到紐約WNBC電視台
‪請我當記者的邀約

575
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,305
‪甚麼？妳怎麼沒有告訴我？

576
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:56,099
‪我有啊，這不就說了

577
00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:00,144
‪-放心吧，我會推掉的
‪-甚麼？妳瘋了嗎？

578
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,773
‪妳不能把夢寐以求的工作推掉啊！

579
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:06,442
‪那不是我夢寐以求的工作

580
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:10,071
‪我想成為下一個珍愛德森
‪我現在就很順利啊

581
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:14,242
‪我週末在KPOC當主播

582
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,494
‪平時就當替補，這份工作不錯啊

583
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:17,829
‪紐約好多了

584
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:19,956
‪紐約艱苦多了…

585
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,041
‪競爭還很大

586
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:26,921
‪而且，比起週末當主播
‪去當記者算是降職吧

587
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,674
‪是升職吧，市場更大，曝光率更高

588
00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:31,134
‪我在這裡就一帆風順了

589
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:34,345
‪塔莉，我知道妳很害怕
‪我知道妳覺得自己不夠格…

590
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,932
‪但妳不僅夠格，還是最棒的

591
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:42,103
‪我沒有害怕，我就…不想離開

592
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:46,065
‪我在這裡有自己的生活
‪我過得很舒適

593
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,657
‪妳痔瘡發作喔

594
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,617
‪不是痔瘡

595
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,244
‪天啊，我的羊水好像破了

596
00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:01,247
‪天啊，酒保

597
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:05,084
‪喂，凱蒂，對不起

598
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,086
‪要由妳來開車，我現在太醉了

599
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,921
‪-好，我開車沒問題
‪-好！

600
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,715
‪我要借你的電話用，情況緊急

601
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:13,551
‪我還要多一杯酒，情況緊急

602
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:18,306
‪-深呼吸！
‪-我媽呢？強尼呢？

603
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:21,726
‪他們在路上了，沒事的
‪妳掐我的手吧

604
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,854
‪-強尼，好痛啊！
‪-或許別那麼用力

605
00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:27,857
‪想想我們的拉斯維加斯之旅
‪我們下個月要去的，記得嗎？

606
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:31,069
‪-妳瘋了嗎，還去？我要生孩子了！
‪-我知道，不會有事的

607
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,945
‪我會陪著妳的，我就在…

608
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,407
‪請盡量不要尖叫吧

609
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,034
‪請盡量去你媽的！

610
00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:41,829
‪噢，我還沒準備好

611
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,540
‪妳可以走孩子拿走
‪或叫我媽把孩子拿走嗎？

612
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,918
‪-我可以問她…
‪-天啊

613
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:48,377
‪強尼！

614
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,379
‪我來了，凱蒂，我來了！

615
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,757
‪謝天謝地，等等，聽我說

616
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,842
‪-別擋路，塔莉
‪-我只是想幫忙

617
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,428
‪想幫忙？去清理我家廚房的狗屎吧

618
00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,681
‪不要這麼兇！
‪我們都只是想她順利產子

619
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,184
‪聽我說，我是乾媽
‪也是凱蒂的生育教練

620
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,812
‪那是妳自稱的生育教練
‪根本沒有人要妳當！

621
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:08,397
‪老實說，塔莉，我不管妳自稱是甚麼

622
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:12,902
‪我是孩子的爸爸，妳懂嗎？
‪生孩子是完全與妳無關的

623
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,696
‪作為將要從體內擠出一個孩子的人

624
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,573
‪我請你們都閉嘴，還來幫我！

625
00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,660
‪好，我來了，好，沒事的

626
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,912
‪給我藥，給我藥！

627
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,874
‪子宮頸已經有十公分寬
‪用藥太遲了，孩子要出來了，用力推

628
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,000
‪-好…
‪-不要

629
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,920
‪我忍住就好
‪拜託給我一些東西來止痛

630
00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:33,756
‪凱蒂
‪妳臨盆在即也能把自己載來醫院

631
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,466
‪妳是最棒的

632
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:36,717
‪妳要她自己開車？

633
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,219
‪對，我剛才太醉了

634
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,472
‪-天啊，真有妳的
‪-你們都給我閉嘴，天啊！

635
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:44,684
‪這麼快生算正常嗎？
‪她預產期還有一個禮拜

636
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:45,977
‪她是不是遇到壓力？

637
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,770
‪-是的
‪-沒有

638
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,607
‪-妳怎麼樣，寶貝？
‪-天啊，痛得要命啊！

639
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,318
‪那很好，那很正常的，妳非常棒！

640
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:57,488
‪好，快好了，再用力一推

641
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,450
‪做得好！

642
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,411
‪是個女孩子

643
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,704
‪天啊！

644
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,876
‪我的寶寶，小寶寶！

645
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,716
‪她太完美了

646
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:18,551
‪我愛你！

647
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,221
‪妳做得很好…

648
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,266
‪看看小瑪丹娜

649
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,226
‪我們不要把她取名為瑪丹娜

650
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,775
‪瑪娜蠻好的，你外婆的名字

651
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:50,833
‪難以置信

652
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,923
‪瑪娜，進行的時候
‪妳要在樓上等嗎？

653
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,426
‪牠陪了我一輩子

654
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,763
‪我要陪牠到最後一刻

655
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:05,890
‪你確定已經沒辦法了嗎？

656
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:09,769
‪或許我們還沒考慮過的實驗性治療？
‪錢不是問題

657
00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:11,270
‪我們已經用盡所有方法了

658
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,772
‪我們必須讓牠走，凱蒂

659
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:28,871
‪我愛你

660
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,457
‪你是我最好的朋友

661
00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:43,135
‪我還以為會有更多時間

662
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,265
‪我也這麼以為，我們也是

663
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,656
‪我絕對沒想過30歲前會經歷離婚

664
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,159
‪不過最後
‪始終我們想追求的事情不同

665
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,202
‪甚麼意思？

666
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:15,209
‪我想成家立室、生兒育女
‪住在大房子之類的…

667
00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:19,297
‪而她想跟在健身房遇到的男人亂搞

668
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:21,299
‪真遺憾

669
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,844
‪不，沒有很遺憾啦
‪經歷的時候是會很難過

670
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:27,596
‪不過老實說，我現在更快樂了

671
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,391
‪我有一份好工作，我有好朋友

672
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:33,185
‪我跟一個美女在全球最棒的城市約會

673
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,354
‪這熱狗也很好吃，所以…

674
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,940
‪我是個幸運的傢伙

675
00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:40,860
‪誰說這是約會？

676
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:42,695
‪我說的

677
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,828
‪我不知道你到底是太過樂觀

678
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:54,206
‪還是你是家裡地下室
‪埋葬了好幾具屍體的瘋子

679
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:57,418
‪我沒有地下室，所以不是啦

680
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,468
‪我們的女兒怎麼樣？

681
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,219
‪她棒極了

682
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,014
‪她的小腳趾太可愛了

683
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,141
‪真的，還有她的小臉蛋

684
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,353
‪是我胡說，還是她真的長得很像我？

685
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:18,731
‪她長得像你和凱蒂啦

686
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,150
‪她長得像自己啦

687
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,652
‪很完美

688
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,280
‪你們肯定會是好父母

689
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,115
‪多謝妳今天過來

690
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,617
‪沒甚麼啦

691
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,536
‪對不起剛才對妳發火了，只是…

692
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,704
‪沒事啦

693
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,458
‪都是我錯，狗狗的事你也說得對

694
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:40,628
‪我該先問過你的
‪你想的話，我可以把牠帶走的

695
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:44,006
‪其實我已經有點愛上牠了

696
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:47,093
‪牠是蠻可愛的

697
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:50,304
‪不夠小塔莉寶寶可愛吧

698
00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,264
‪她叫瑪娜

699
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,602
‪-不過她會有中間名嗎？
‪-天哪…

700
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,605
‪我好愛她，塔莉

701
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,524
‪我們是一家人

702
00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:05,236
‪我、凱蒂和瑪娜

703
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:09,031
‪現在我們三個就是一家人了

704
00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:14,453
‪我非常為你們感到高興

705
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,956
‪我好想抱緊她

706
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:21,085
‪保護她，不讓她遇到任何壞事

707
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:24,672
‪我想為她付出一切

708
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:28,259
‪想她永遠不會受苦

709
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,012
‪嗯

710
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:34,682
‪先走了

711
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:46,569
‪嗯

712
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,280
‪受苦是在所難免的

713
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:56,495
‪媽

714
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,498
‪乖女兒…

715
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,296
‪沒事的

716
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,339
‪嗯，我知道，隨便吧

717
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:09,258
‪我沒事

718
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:15,347
‪我有甚麼能幫得上忙的
‪任何事，儘管說

719
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:16,891
‪我想去艾瑪家

720
00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:22,980
‪噢，我是想我們兩個一起做點事情

721
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,900
‪點個中菜，談談亞克索

722
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,194
‪再像以前那樣在沙發上看著電影睡著

723
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,445
‪我不想做

724
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,948
‪-我知道，乖女兒…
‪-妳說任何事都可以

725
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,242
‪發洩出來會比較舒服

726
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,119
‪逃避是解決不到問題的

727
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:40,122
‪我沒有逃避，我要去我好朋友家

728
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,874
‪還活著的那個好朋友

729
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,460
‪我可以順路送她過去…

730
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:50,466
‪或者瑪娜
‪如果妳媽媽不想妳出去，或許…

731
00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:53,052
‪不，沒事，我明白的，去艾瑪家吧

732
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,347
‪可以抱一個嗎？

733
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:03,979
‪妳還好嗎？

734
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:09,777
‪她只是太難過

735
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,197
‪告別很難，對每個人都是

736
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:18,953
‪我知道聽起來…

737
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:23,457
‪不過我很慶幸
‪我們能一同見證牠的終結

738
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:28,963
‪嗯…

739
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:35,219
‪強尼

740
00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:41,642
‪再見

741
00:43:09,503 --> 00:43:10,629
‪我能進來嗎？

742
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:14,800
‪-今晚不行
‪-真是的

743
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,468
‪可是…

744
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,430
‪我今天玩得很開心

745
00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:23,142
‪謝謝你，給我第二次機會

746
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,102
‪不，謝謝妳讓我有第二次機會

747
00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:26,895
‪或許我們可以再約

748
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,565
‪嗯，一定要

749
00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:31,191
‪好

750
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:33,652
‪好，再見

751
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:36,280
‪再見了，塔莉

752
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037
‪-晚安
‪-晚安

753
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:45,789
‪我懷孕了

754
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,940
‪我非常期待這份工作

755
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,652
‪我一直都想搬到紐約

756
00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:54,251
‪小姐，要咖啡嗎？

757
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,962
‪好，謝謝

758
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:00,716
‪來了

759
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,927
‪還有其他需要嗎？

760
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,220
‪當然有

761
00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:08,015
‪妳可以跟我聊一下塔莉哈特

762
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:43,133
‪字幕翻譯：李瑋樂