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{\an8}‪家庭健身影片是最新的風潮

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{\an8}‪滿足每位想健身

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{\an8}‪但又無法負擔健身房
‪昂貴會籍的觀眾們

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{\an8}‪不過家庭健身影片…
‪真的有宣傳說的那麼簡單嗎？

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{\an8}‪來試試吧！

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{\an8}‪她確實把健身搞得很複雜一樣

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{\an8}‪別這麼毒，塔莉

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{\an8}‪要是她倒斃了，妳肯定會內疚

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{\an8}‪加油，卡蘿，沒錯了

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{\an8}‪非常好

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{\an8}‪她好像很不行欸

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‪感受卡路里在燃燒！

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{\an8}‪卡！

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{\an8}‪-找人清潔一下
‪-好

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{\an8}‪對，她需要…

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{\an8}‪-衛生紙，馬上到
‪-謝了，凱蒂

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{\an8}‪不客氣

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{\an8}‪-鏡子
‪-妳容光煥發，卡蘿

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{\an8}‪無可挑剔了

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{\an8}‪珍芳達的助手都打過來
‪想找妳拍健身影片了

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{\an8}‪鏡子

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{\an8}‪-這是我的臉嗎？
‪-嘿…

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{\an8}‪不行，我不能在鏡頭前像個…

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{\an8}‪魯道夫的酗酒叔叔

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{\an8}‪不行

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{\an8}‪卡蘿，等等啦…

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{\an8}‪-不行
‪-噢，卡蘿

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{\an8}‪我們可以後期
‪把紅紅的鼻子修掉的，卡蘿

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{\an8}‪那是今晚要播出去的！

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{\an8}‪祝我聖誕快樂了

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{\an8}‪似乎要播陳年的《經典卡蘿》了

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{\an8}‪《卡蘿試唱卡拉OK》？

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{\an8}‪完美，她很討厭那個

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{\an8}‪我去安排

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{\an8}‪妳真是個邪惡小天才，凱蒂麥樂琪

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{\an8}‪所以你才會把我留在身邊嘛

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{\an8}‪或者…喂，等等…

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{\an8}‪我有個更好的主意

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{\an8}‪-別說了，塔莉
‪-你都不知道我要說甚麼

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{\an8}‪妳會說：“讓我上鏡吧”
‪不過會加上一堆廢話

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{\an8}‪你可以選擇播些舊片段
‪看著卡蘿慘不忍睹地唱《仙納杜》

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{\an8}‪或者你可以讓我和凱蒂
‪製作出新穎的節目

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{\an8}‪要是我們拍《塔莉試新事物》

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{\an8}‪卡蘿肯定會趁妳睡覺把妳殺了

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{\an8}‪我才不要試甚麼新事物
‪我只想做真正的新聞

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{\an8}‪我們沒時間做真正的新聞…

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{\an8}‪我們五點才播放
‪絕對夠時間製作新的內容

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{\an8}‪由妳來寫嗎？

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{\an8}‪當然由她來寫

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{\an8}‪那好吧

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{\an8}‪-等等，他是說好嗎？
‪-我好困惑

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{\an8}‪對，即使是乏味晚間節目的製片

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{\an8}‪也有低潮期的

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{\an8}‪去吧，想個更好的節目

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{\an8}‪一個小時內向我提案

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{\an8}‪要是我不喜歡
‪我們就播《經典卡蘿》

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{\an8}‪謝謝

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{\an8}‪天啊！

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{\an8}‪我們來段《經典塔莉》！

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{\an8}‪毛公仔會禿頭是因為…

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‪他用了除毛膏

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‪-美腿光滑如絲
‪-美腿光滑如絲

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‪好了，來吧

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‪好痛，聞起來還像爛雞蛋

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‪沒事的啦

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‪-天哪，有夠多毛的，蝙蝠俠
‪-閉嘴啦

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‪現在妳的腳不再像大腳怪一樣

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‪男生們肯定為妳瘋狂

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‪我對男生來說
‪就像戴上了至尊魔戒一樣

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‪《哈比人》的梗？

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‪變成隱形人

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‪-國二的男生都是蠢蛋
‪-對，高中的男生都一樣

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‪妳不會想引他們注目的，相信我

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‪除非…等等
‪妳喜歡了高中的男生嗎？

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‪沒有

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‪誰啦？明顯就有，看妳都臉紅了…

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‪好吧

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‪我哥的朋友羅比…
‪假如我將來有喜歡的人

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‪那就會是跟羅比類似的男生

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‪羅比那一類男生吧

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‪但都不重要，因為我是隱形人

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‪或許妳不是他喜歡的類型？

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‪為甚麼？因為我不夠妳那麼美嗎？

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‪妳非常美的

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‪我甚至覺得他連我都不會喜歡

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‪就一次，我想有個男生能看到我

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‪好好看著我那種

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‪慢慢靠過來親我的時候

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‪-我肯定會非常緊張…
‪-男生不會做這種浪漫的事情的

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‪他們只想要其他事情

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‪對不起

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‪我無意要妳想起帕特的

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‪沒有，我才沒有想起他

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‪一直都沒有嗎？

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‪晚上會吧

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‪天啊，有時候閉上眼睛
‪我就看到他的蠢臉，真想一拳揍過去

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‪我也希望我能幫妳揍他

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‪（除毛膏）

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‪不用緊張

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‪我幹嘛會緊張？

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‪因為這是我們分居後
‪妳第一次離開瑪娜

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‪妳每次緊張的時候都會打包過多東西

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‪只是一晚，沒事的，這樣也蠻好的

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‪這麼做非常健康
‪非常進步，也非常現代化

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‪我忘了告訴你

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‪我在雜誌社提議做
‪分居父母輪流與孩子住的專題

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‪金寶很喜歡，標題“現代分居”

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‪妳要把我們的監護安排
‪寫進《西雅圖文匯》？

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‪諾拉艾芙倫說過：“萬物都是抄來的”

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‪不過寫稿的人不是我

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‪金寶交了給一個26歲的博客主

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‪一個從來未婚，也未當過母親的人

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‪但我不會介懷

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‪我要拿些止痛軟膏，以防受傷

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‪我沒有緊張，又不是整個週末

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‪明天瑪娜的獨奏會前我就會回來了

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‪對，輪流跟孩子住是妳的主意

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‪我們一致同意不能因為我們分開

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‪而讓瑪娜從擺著折疊床墊的可悲公寓
‪來回穿梭

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‪是的，嚴格來說是一致同意啦

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‪不過那並非甚麼可悲的公寓
‪以短期租約的公寓來說…

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‪是有點可悲，但我沒有折疊床墊

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‪而是沙發床，兩者不同的

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‪所以你覺得這樣子不好？

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‪我沒有這樣說

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‪你說：“嚴格來說是一致同意啦”

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‪說得好像嘴上說同意
‪但心裡其實在反對

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‪-甚麼？
‪-說得像我在強迫你

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‪-聽我的一樣
‪-不是，好吧…

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‪真誇張，我不知道妳幹嘛生氣

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‪是的…你當然不知道我幹嘛生氣

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‪好，那是甚麼意思？

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‪意思是你總是這樣子

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‪你惹我生氣，然後我說你的時候

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‪你就說：“幹嘛突然生氣？”

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‪我不知道“嚴格來說”也能惹妳生氣

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‪你是新聞製作人
‪你非常清楚用詞的重要性

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‪你知道嗎？算吧，我不想跟你吵架

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‪好了，現在是誰要吵架在先？

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‪可以當沒事發生嗎？

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‪請便

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‪我告訴妳，我非常高興
‪妳提出輪流跟孩子住

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‪我是衷心的

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‪好吧

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‪不要忘了瑪娜的食物
‪要混抗生素一起吃

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‪睡前要吃益生菌

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‪那不會互相抵消嗎？

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‪不，抗生素把益菌清除
‪益生菌再補充新的益菌

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‪等等，或許這個禮拜
‪開始輪流跟孩子住不太好

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‪好，我知道我作為父親
‪身份基本上是次等母親，可是…

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‪我不是這個意思…

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‪我也知道妳母親會拋棄妳

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‪而巴德會餵過期肉給你們吃

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‪但這不是1974年，我是摩登老爸

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‪鏈球菌性咽炎難不到我的

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‪好，那就好了

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‪其實我可以睡在沙發的

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‪你們不會察覺到我的存在

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‪不過妳會在沙發

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‪-地下室的沙發啊
‪-妳聽到自己說的話嗎？

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‪如果這要這套方法可行
‪我們必須確立界線，知道嗎？

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‪不然大家都會很困惑

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‪好，這聽起好像在說離婚

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‪好的離婚，終究是離婚，凱蒂

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‪我們不能假裝沒有要離婚

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‪嗯，知道了

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‪我聞到香味，不要被尚恩吃光

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‪現在好看多了，真的

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨，羅比

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‪嗨

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‪-喂，留一些給我們
‪-喂

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‪還有很多喔…還有牛奶

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‪餅乾只是引領你們喝牛奶的工具

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‪-謝謝
‪-抱歉

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‪我媽太愛喝牛奶了

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‪讓你們身體健康
‪快高長大是我的本份，吃吧

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‪謝了，媽

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‪我還真不知道能用燕麥片做餅乾

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‪週末學校是不是有舞會？

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‪我們應該不會帶女伴去

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‪-對
‪-一起單飛

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‪妳會去嗎，塔莉？

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‪國二不能去高中的舞會

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‪如果他們邀請我們去
‪那就可以去了

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‪我聽說妳和帕特

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‪上週末在樹林裡的派對上
‪都很喜歡對方呢

188
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,027
‪他想得美

189
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,862
‪看她多美啦

190
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,488
‪對，你也不在場

191
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,491
‪帕特列治文？他不是高三的嗎？

192
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,539
‪我該走了，我媽肯定開始擔心我了

193
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,584
‪噢，妹妹，我送妳過去

194
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:30,296
‪我泡了一瓶薑母茶
‪可以緩解嘔吐感的

195
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,299
‪妳不必操心啦
‪她肯定不會想麻煩妳的

196
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,176
‪不，沒甚麼啦

197
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,386
‪真的，鄰居就是要互相幫助，來吧

198
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,521
‪我不知道塔莉媽媽生病了

199
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,899
‪對，因為你都自以為是，尚恩

200
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,777
‪同一時間
‪她媽媽患了癌症，快要死了

201
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,070
‪你真是個智障

202
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,363
‪我說了甚麼惹到妳？

203
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,114
‪真不懂你幹嘛會跟他做朋友

204
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,541
‪其實呢，她應該在休息

205
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:08,959
‪好啦

206
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,798
‪治療都讓她心力交瘁

207
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:14,715
‪嗯

208
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,386
‪妳可以把保溫瓶給我

209
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,055
‪-我轉交給她就行了
‪-妹妹，沒關係的

210
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,973
‪我姊姊也患過癌症

211
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,350
‪我知道會怎麼樣

212
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,284
‪塔露拉？天亮了嗎？

213
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,287
‪現在是下午4點半了

214
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,672
‪妳是誰？

215
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,258
‪我是凱蒂的媽媽，瑪姬

216
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,053
‪誰是凱蒂啊？

217
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,473
‪她是我朋友，媽，妳見過她的

218
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,267
‪我們就住在對面街

219
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,273
‪我帶了些茶過來給妳

220
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,942
‪我想告訴妳，我平常都會在家

221
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,696
‪我非常樂意載妳去看醫生

222
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,239
‪或幫妳辦些事情

223
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,743
‪我知道化療讓人很辛苦的

224
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,995
‪誰患癌症了啊？

225
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,253
‪塔莉，帶這位…

226
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:40,217
‪帶茶過來的好心鄰居瑪姬去廚房

227
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,684
‪幸會了，瑪姬

228
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:07,703
‪我女兒凱蒂一直為妳媽媽祈禱
‪想她盡快康復

229
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,083
‪妳覺得這樣騙妳朋友好嗎？

230
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,252
‪不好，太太

231
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,800
‪我爸也是個酒鬼

232
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,388
‪我和姊姊每晚都得去酒吧拉他回家

233
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:31,852
‪他會打我姊姊，還會辱罵她

234
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:36,065
‪後來她開始和朋友離家出走…

235
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,901
‪自己也不斷買醉，因為…

236
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:43,614
‪因為她不想遭人同情

237
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,246
‪對，她最討厭別人同情了

238
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,335
‪但其他人並不重要

239
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:01,465
‪最重要是妳很堅強
‪妳的心靈很明亮，塔莉哈特

240
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,717
‪妳不用被這個環境影響

241
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,263
‪妳可以成為任何人

242
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,473
‪甚至能成為下一個珍愛德森

243
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,808
‪那個新聞報導員？

244
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,102
‪她是西雅圖第一位女主播

245
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,397
‪作為能夠到達那個高度的女人

246
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,899
‪她肯定很清楚自己的目標

247
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,319
‪我要怎麼知道自己的目標？

248
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,822
‪放眼四周，做正確的事情

249
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,243
‪先從把真相告訴凱蒂開始

250
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,413
‪-不如我答應永遠不會…
‪-妳不說，我也會說

251
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,331
‪她會想妳親自告訴她的

252
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,842
‪記得要控制期望

253
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:49,013
‪強尼，準備好大開眼界吧
‪我們有一個超棒的新聞

254
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,347
‪準備好了

255
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,517
‪我們爵士健美操課程裡
‪有一個朋友爆料

256
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,102
‪他是市長辦公室的助理

257
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:59,398
‪市長要終止在西雅圖
‪蓋核災避難所的計劃

258
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,443
‪真的假的？那些避難所
‪從40年代蓋到現在了

259
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,904
‪對，市長要採取行動
‪讓西雅圖揚名國際

260
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,197
‪把這裡作為國家的反核擴散中心

261
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,616
‪市長公佈了嗎？

262
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,451
‪不，他目前把公佈暫緩

263
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:15,164
‪因為蓋避難所的承包商非常不滿
‪而他們很不好惹

264
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,334
‪這新聞不錯

265
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,378
‪這是貨真價實的新聞

266
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,548
‪當然，爵士健美操課程裡的線人
‪說不上是完美

267
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,468
‪我們正在安排羅耶爾市長
‪過來電視台接受採訪

268
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,136
‪怎麼安排？都沒時間了

269
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,804
‪怕甚麼呢？

270
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,516
‪我們已經約了一點鐘
‪跟市長的新聞秘書見面

271
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,226
‪談之後的訪問

272
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,853
‪-真的嗎？
‪-是啊

273
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,315
‪靠，真厲害

274
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,401
‪其實不是真的約好
‪我們聽說他每週二都會去打美式壁球

275
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,445
‪我們打算在會所伏擊他

276
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,405
‪妳不該告訴他的

277
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,368
‪足智多謀，我喜歡妳的想法，塔莉

278
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,244
‪噢，這是凱蒂的點子啦

279
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,374
‪妳有點嚇到我了，麥樂琪

280
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,502
‪為求目的，不惜一切？
‪讓我回想起舊時的自己了

281
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,172
‪感覺我和你心靈相通
‪你就在我裡面一樣…

282
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,553
‪好吧，去拿下這篇新聞吧

283
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,763
‪嗯，我們…

284
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,057
‪-別理他
‪-吃夾心餅嗎？

285
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,017
‪抱歉

286
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:24,650
‪話說，妳怎麼最近沒有來我家？

287
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,611
‪-因為尚恩太智障嗎？
‪-不，他蠻好的

288
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,196
‪妳該對他好一點

289
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,323
‪他對我超苛刻的

290
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,743
‪他不是故意的
‪尚恩這種人也過得很煎熬

291
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,661
‪他這種混蛋嗎？

292
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,705
‪妳有他這個哥哥真幸運

293
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,958
‪妳講話像我媽一樣
‪“好好珍惜對方，孩子們”

294
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,669
‪-“長大後你就懂得感恩了”
‪-妳媽也很好啊

295
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,004
‪她把我當作11歲小孩

296
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,884
‪不過妳比較慘吧
‪妳媽媽又帶病在身之類的

297
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,177
‪我都無法想像了

298
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,680
‪嗯，其實啊…

299
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,015
‪-病情嚴重了？
‪-不是

300
00:16:56,098 --> 00:17:00,686
‪只是…不知道妳有沒有
‪聞到那些大麻味…

301
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,063
‪當然聞到，我又不笨

302
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,524
‪不過那對癌症有幫助，我知道的

303
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984
‪我不介意

304
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,654
‪-對，我正想告訴妳…
‪-好了，屁孩們

305
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,614
‪妳們哪一個搶了我的夾心餅？

306
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,453
‪好好交出來，否則我把妳放進烤箱

307
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,372
‪我特別愛吃零食

308
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,881
‪該死的，家裡沒牛奶了

309
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,386
‪妳家肯定不會有這種事吧，凱蒂？

310
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,055
‪噢，我們家有訂牛奶

311
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,682
‪當然有了，妳媽那麼有條理

312
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,811
‪至少我們這間破屋有音樂吧

313
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:48,942
‪我們播一些無牛奶的藍調

314
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,629
‪不用拉我了

315
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,882
‪妳小時候很愛跟我一起跳舞的

316
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:15,135
‪妳是指我跟外婆住
‪而妳住在奧瑞岡州的公社

317
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,304
‪-我六年來都孤伶伶的時候嗎？
‪-她生氣了

318
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,680
‪她超生氣的

319
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,266
‪不過我們現在一起住了啊

320
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,102
‪現在才是重點

321
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,439
‪我們就只有當下無限的喜悅

322
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,109
‪妳怎麼樣，小金？

323
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,693
‪我…

324
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,196
‪-凱蒂
‪-想跟我一起跳舞嗎？

325
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,115
‪我不知道要怎麼跳成那樣

326
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,159
‪妳腦袋不會這麼跳

327
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,037
‪不過妳的屁股會跳，來吧

328
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:46,959
‪閉上眼睛

329
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,260
‪跳得好，扭得好！

330
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,636
‪來轉身

331
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,596
‪我要去拉屎

332
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,771
‪她真是個怪胎！

333
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,942
‪妳開玩笑嗎？她太棒了

334
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,610
‪她自由自在

335
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,822
‪我媽永遠不會這樣跳舞
‪她和我爸還會跳扭扭舞

336
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,492
‪加上克蘿經歷這麼多艱苦？

337
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,453
‪她簡直是女強人，多麼勇敢

338
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,539
‪-妳是遺傳自她的吧
‪-我才不勇敢

339
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,794
‪我希望自己能幫到妳

340
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,711
‪幫我甚麼？

341
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:58,215
‪幫妳媽媽康復，幫妳找帕特報復

342
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,592
‪妳嘴上這麼說，但要怎麼做？

343
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,263
‪我不知道，真希望我們可以…

344
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,474
‪去舞會，然後踢爆他蛋蛋

345
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,602
‪或往他頭上倒除毛膏，再踢爆他蛋蛋

346
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,438
‪好啊，麥樂琪

347
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,232
‪好甚麼？

348
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,610
‪我們就去舞會，往他頭上倒除毛膏

349
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,988
‪再踢爆他蛋蛋
‪報復他，要他付出代價

350
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,948
‪妳認真的嗎？

351
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,700
‪-妳不是認真的嗎？
‪-我是，可是…

352
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,576
‪-我只是以為會…
‪-妳不是說真的

353
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,912
‪-要是妳怕的話…
‪-我認真的，可是…

354
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,124
‪要是一起去的話，我就不怕了

355
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,334
‪我也是

356
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,843
‪我看起來夠多汗嗎？

357
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:47,347
‪妳看起來為了讓自己汗流浹背
‪往自己身上潑了一大杯水

358
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,891
‪我覺得自己像揭穿水門事件的
‪伍德沃德和伯恩斯坦

359
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,893
‪由勞勃瑞福和霍夫曼來飾演

360
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,856
‪不過是本地新聞台的兩個女生
‪說穿了只是辦公室助理

361
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,691
‪喂，放鬆點

362
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:01,069
‪麥樂琪，這是我們第一宗真正的新聞
‪一切由這裡開始

363
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,864
‪我們夢想實現了！姊妹同心！

364
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,326
‪妳在幹嘛？

365
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,746
‪就想融入環境，我也不曉得

366
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,831
‪來吧，說妳也很期待

367
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,499
‪我也很期待，那是他嗎？

368
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,585
‪不，好了，妳看看…

369
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,379
‪看看他的照片，他黑髮人矮

370
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,089
‪妳怎麼知道他矮？這是大頭照

371
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,966
‪我就看得出來，那是他嗎？

372
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:26,678
‪是他了，就在那裡，趕快去吧

373
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,514
‪大衛海希？
‪我是KPOC的塔莉哈特，方便談嗎？

374
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:33,977
‪現在午飯時間
‪妳可以打去辦公室約時間見面

375
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,813
‪我們有打過去辦公室
‪不過我們很快就截稿

376
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,025
‪我們希望羅耶爾市長
‪能就改變核災避難所政策作出評論

377
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:41,443
‪我們對此不作任何評論

378
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,779
‪我們知道市民很受人民愛戴

379
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,906
‪不過這個改變會惹火許多人

380
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:48,867
‪我們是要給他一個機會
‪在新聞上解釋自己的做法

381
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,702
‪搶在對手知道之前

382
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,497
‪好，妳知道些甚麼？

383
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,707
‪《西雅圖時報》的湯姆凱爾斯

384
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,377
‪永遠不會放過任何
‪能把市長抹黑成共產主義的機會

385
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,921
‪以我們的角度來看
‪要不他來我們電視台做專訪

386
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,090
‪要不他就之後出來做損害管制

387
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,968
‪妳們怎麼進來的？這是私人會所

388
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,763
‪我說我們是行銷代表

389
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:12,516
‪來派發免費的珍芳達健身影片

390
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,144
‪我自己也是做記者出身的
‪為求目的，不惜一切，是吧？

391
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,813
‪所以你會安排市長做訪問？

392
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,148
‪我會跟他談

393
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,859
‪我和他也是大忙人，妳們真是想得美

394
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:28,407
‪我不敢相信這招居然管用

395
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,908
‪管用？他說“想得美”欸

396
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,536
‪他說會跟他談

397
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,912
‪-成功了，老妹
‪-真的？

398
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,373
‪我們辦到了，新聞到手了

399
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,291
‪我們要上電視了！

400
00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:43,505
‪蒙特普齊亞諾，這瓶紅酒店家請客

401
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,383
‪喝完不要自己開瑪莎拉蒂回家喔

402
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,677
‪我幫妳開好了

403
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:53,348
‪謝謝啦，托羅尼，你把我寵壞了

404
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,062
‪-那是兩百多塊的紅酒欸
‪-我知道

405
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,648
‪有錢名人還能有免費東西，真不公平

406
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,400
‪-那我要退回去嗎？
‪-當然不要

407
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,610
‪不過啊，我一直給小費都給得很大方

408
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,367
‪說到“很大”…

409
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,912
‪我都不知道妳甚麼意思
‪不過有夠噁心

410
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:20,292
‪那是在講老二啊，凱蒂
‪妳不是太久沒做愛，聽不懂吧？

411
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,836
‪我都不想念甚麼老二
‪我想念接吻的感覺

412
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:26,047
‪我和強尼好像在911事件後
‪就沒親過了

413
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,549
‪我們都太消沉了

414
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,884
‪接吻都是年輕人玩意啦

415
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,802
‪-甚麼？接吻是最爽的
‪-才不是

416
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,555
‪因為要是對方親不好
‪妳都不想跟他繼續交往了

417
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,726
‪要是對方吻功太好
‪妳又會以為自己愛上他了

418
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,686
‪那就是問題所在

419
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,606
‪不過…

420
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:46,359
‪我最近跟一個小子在交往

421
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:47,277
‪小子？

422
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,196
‪他29歲

423
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:53,074
‪甚麼？天哪，塔莉

424
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:58,455
‪他是個救護員
‪有時候他會穿著制服，捲起衣袖

425
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,709
‪他那個前臂…天啊

426
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,961
‪難得一見的接吻高手，從…

427
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,380
‪1980年代後就沒遇過了

428
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,508
‪查德威利

429
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,218
‪查德威利最差勁了

430
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,053
‪不，查德最棒了

431
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,056
‪等等，所以妳是愛上了那個小子嗎？

432
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,391
‪甚麼？天哪，才不是

433
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,602
‪妳剛剛才說要是對方吻功夠好
‪妳會愛上他

434
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,938
‪-我才沒有這麼說
‪-妳有這麼說

435
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,942
‪我說要是他們吻功太好
‪妳會以為自己愛上他了

436
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,529
‪那他吻功太好嗎？

437
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,281
‪哇靠

438
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,826
‪誰都沒有愛上誰，我們毫無共同點

439
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,621
‪他太正經了，不是我的菜

440
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,332
‪不過他就像半夜的冰淇淋一樣

441
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:46,169
‪妳知道自己不該吃
‪但不該吃才更加美味可口

442
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,090
‪到吃完之後，就直接丟掉

443
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:55,637
‪我把富佳冰淇淋吃光了
‪下次也會一樣

444
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,223
‪他就是我的富佳冰淇淋

445
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,809
‪不過妳在談他的事
‪妳從來不會談那些一夜情

446
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:02,602
‪-我沒有談他的事
‪-妳都臉紅了

447
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,896
‪我沒有臉紅，我是個成年人

448
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,190
‪塔莉和那個男孩一起坐在樹下

449
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,943
‪-真成熟
‪-靠，等我一下

450
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,112
‪怎麼了？

451
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,533
‪就在我們放維生素的櫃子裡

452
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,368
‪你看過了嗎？

453
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:20,954
‪給我

454
00:26:21,037 --> 00:26:23,415
‪喂，強尼，今晚凱蒂由我照顧

455
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,292
‪別再干擾我的助攻了

456
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,502
‪做個好爸爸，自己想辦法

457
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,172
‪-他找不到她的抗生素
‪-所以呢？

458
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,592
‪她有鏈球菌性咽炎，她必須服抗生素

459
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,176
‪他會想辦法的

460
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,097
‪-我要回家
‪-妳真是瘋了

461
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,309
‪要是我不在家，家不成家了

462
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,185
‪-靠
‪-怎麼了？

463
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,272
‪別看過去，吉迪恩維加在兩點鐘位置

464
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,649
‪說到美味可口的冰淇淋呢

465
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,192
‪天啊，妳也太高調了吧

466
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,528
‪他在微笑呢，他好像認出我了

467
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,905
‪或者他是認出我了
‪畢竟我們是同事

468
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,240
‪妳看，他在揮手了

469
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,034
‪因為妳在向他揮手啊

470
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:00,785
‪妳在幹嘛？

471
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,540
‪-相信我，我可是神助攻
‪-嗯，我不需要神助攻…

472
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:07,834
‪凱蒂，嗨

473
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,544
‪吉迪恩，嗨，好高興見到妳

474
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,296
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-很好

475
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,631
‪嗨，我是凱蒂的閨蜜

476
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,966
‪坐下來，陪我們喝一杯吧

477
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,772
‪-實在難以置信
‪-相信事實吧

478
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,483
‪-我向我媽撒謊，我從未試過撒謊
‪-從未試過？

479
00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:34,569
‪我最討厭人撒謊了
‪妳之前有開過車嗎？

480
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,948
‪沒多難吧
‪我們要突擊舞會，成為傳奇

481
00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,283
‪-彈藥拿好？
‪-拿好

482
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,660
‪-好
‪-好，練習一下

483
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:42,577
‪好

484
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,914
‪好，妳當他，我當妳

485
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,791
‪我不是該當自己嗎？

486
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,501
‪對，這樣合理多了

487
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,296
‪嗨，塔莉
‪沒想到會在高中舞會看到妳

488
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,007
‪我想了很多你的事情，帕特

489
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,384
‪是喔？

490
00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,595
‪你不打算邀我跳舞嗎？

491
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:04,849
‪妳還等著慢歌，妳是喜歡我的吧

492
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,436
‪-我喜歡看妳掉頭髮啊！
‪-都掉到舞池上！

493
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,486
‪肯定會很刺激

494
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,155
‪螢火蟲之狐今晚要去嗨啦！

495
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:06,536
‪走了三圈都不見他的影蹤
‪或許他沒有要來吧

496
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:08,371
‪真可惜

497
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,797
‪這是高中舞會，未成年的不許內進

498
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,382
‪所以呢？這是自由的國度

499
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,593
‪對，我們很會跳舞

500
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:22,886
‪是喔？

501
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:26,097
‪那當然啊，凱蒂是全場最會跳的

502
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,308
‪好，那就證明看看，迪斯可女王

503
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,769
‪不然我們就向監護員舉報妳們

504
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,659
‪我們要出去跳嗎？

505
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:48,328
‪不，我不跳舞的

506
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,705
‪來吧，不能讓他們把樂趣獨佔

507
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,242
‪要吸一口嗎？

508
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,285
‪我是個母親，我不吸煙的

509
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:34,791
‪你好

510
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,919
‪沒甚麼，你怎麼了？

511
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,173
‪好，不錯啊

512
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,385
‪-是他嗎？那個小子？
‪-對

513
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,721
‪看看妳，妳都迷上他了

514
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:49,681
‪拜託

515
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,560
‪-真的，妳迷戀上人了
‪-我是飢渴小貓咪，我先走了

516
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,187
‪甚麼？等等，妳要走了？

517
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,899
‪妳應該跟吉迪恩出去走走

518
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:04,529
‪我就去吃富佳冰淇淋了

519
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,364
‪不，他們停產了

520
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:09,784
‪-吉迪恩
‪-嗯

521
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,413
‪答應我，你不會讓我閨蜜遇到麻煩

522
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,415
‪沒問題

523
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,961
‪玩得開心了，小凱蒂

524
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,299
‪她是我的神助攻

525
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:28,344
‪每個神助攻的秘訣
‪就是知道甚麼時候該走

526
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,141
‪謝了

527
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,857
‪市長先生，請問取消興建計劃

528
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:43,026
‪是否代表你要挑戰
‪聯邦緊急事務管理署？

529
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,236
‪好，然後市長回應，市長…

530
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,030
‪45秒，妳點頭，然後…

531
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,908
‪靠，這太棒了

532
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:53,536
‪我好高興第一次上電視
‪就是說妳寫的稿子

533
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,371
‪這是我們夢寐以求的

534
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,290
‪妳就是下一個珍愛德森

535
00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:59,083
‪我剛剛幫市長設好麥克風，他來了

536
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:01,836
‪-市長來了
‪-他來了？真有其事？

537
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,254
‪要成真了！

538
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,257
‪天啊！

539
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,636
‪怎麼了？怎麼了？

540
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:15,391
‪嗨，我聽說妳們在計劃跟市長做訪問

541
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,770
‪明知妳們要幫忙
‪我怎能繼續抱病在床

542
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,439
‪於是我起死回生了
‪在靜脈注射了敵冒定液劑

543
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:23,942
‪然後就馬上趕回來電視台幫忙了

544
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,361
‪塔莉，可以幫我拿個新粉樸嗎？

545
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,570
‪我需要補補妝

546
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,202
‪天啊，裡面熱得要命

547
00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:18,496
‪噢，我可以吸一口嗎？

548
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,540
‪妳不是說身為人母不吸煙嗎？

549
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:21,666
‪今晚休息

550
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,292
‪好吧

551
00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:25,753
‪我幫妳

552
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:38,141
‪從第一次見面開始
‪我就知道妳有些與別不同

553
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,517
‪甚麼與別不同？

554
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,435
‪甚麼？

555
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,771
‪你說我有些與別不同

556
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:45,690
‪有些…

557
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,067
‪古怪又狂野

558
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,361
‪不，正常又理智才對

559
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,281
‪有理智的女生可不會站到桌上跳舞

560
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,616
‪也不會跟陌生男人在小巷裡吸煙

561
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,994
‪你不是陌生男人
‪我們是同事，所以…沒關係的

562
00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,078
‪那就更加不理智了

563
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,748
‪那我們不要向人資部告發對方吧

564
00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,916
‪其實我比較怕金寶

565
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,253
‪沒事的，只要我有拿鐵給她就好

566
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:09,672
‪這麼熱辣要怎麼喝拿鐵

567
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:14,010
‪天啊，我好想念這種幽默
‪我以前很常開這種玩笑，現在都沒了

568
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,014
‪妳其實蠻討人喜愛的

569
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,933
‪-沒有啦
‪-不，妳就是

570
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,825
‪沒事，我有帶

571
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,660
‪-帶甚麼？
‪-避孕套

572
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:42,663
‪噢，我不是…我們不是要…

573
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,291
‪或許之後會吧

574
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:48,211
‪不過我其實在找髮圈，我汗有點多

575
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:51,255
‪我喜歡，鹹鹹的

576
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:06,354
‪說真的，我汗流浹背了，等我一下

577
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:13,778
‪靠

578
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:17,115
‪拜託不要說“病毒爆發”

579
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,867
‪不，這是我女兒的抗生素

580
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,161
‪我肯定是不小心放到包包裡面了

581
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,205
‪我還以為我前夫在耍智障，可是…

582
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,583
‪我要拿去給我女兒

583
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,337
‪對不起了，吉迪恩，我要走了

584
00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:59,532
‪妳真是接吻高手，妳知道嗎？

585
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,952
‪-而你親太多了
‪-甚麼？

586
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,538
‪我還以為妳喜歡

587
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,668
‪妳去哪裡？來吧，我喜歡待在床上

588
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,629
‪-回來吧
‪-今晚有人特別霸道呢

589
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,881
‪跪下來

590
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:16,549
‪真的嗎？

591
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,301
‪求你啦

592
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,302
‪好吧

593
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,056
‪好，等一下

594
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,226
‪等等，這裡，別動
‪就過來吧，轉身

595
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,438
‪-妳在幹嘛？看著我
‪-有人想要貼身舞嗎？

596
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,690
‪不，我只想好好看妳的臉

597
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:36,569
‪好了，你今晚搞甚麼鬼？

598
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:37,987
‪沒事，只是…

599
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,449
‪感覺我每次都只是看著妳後腦

600
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:44,702
‪不然就是椅腿
‪或是20樓看出去的西雅圖風景

601
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,497
‪-我想好好看妳的雙眼
‪-好了

602
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:52,627
‪所以…現在要搞這齣嗎？

603
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:55,463
‪好了，對不起，到底怎麼了？

604
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:56,964
‪我讓你進我睡房

605
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:01,844
‪你就覺得我是想要
‪這些虛假的浪漫嗎？

606
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,389
‪這不是假的，好嗎？不是的

607
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,850
‪我滿腦子都是妳了，塔莉，懂嗎？

608
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,353
‪妳就如一首在腦海中揮之不去的歌曲

609
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,147
‪那…

610
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:19,028
‪你覺得這樣子就讓你有權命令我嗎？

611
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,697
‪想看妳雙眼怎麼會是命令？

612
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,199
‪你還是走吧

613
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,992
‪等等，可以先放鬆一下嗎？

614
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,118
‪我不欠你甚麼

615
00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:28,788
‪好，對不起了，妳說得對，聽我說吧

616
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:30,039
‪我不是故意…

617
00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:34,961
‪我只是覺得做愛時
‪妳都不願意看著我很奇怪

618
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,254
‪所以你覺得我很奇怪…

619
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,673
‪天啊，我不是這個意思

620
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,758
‪你好像不太懂我們之間是甚麼

621
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:42,635
‪那我們之間算甚麼？

622
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,513
‪約太多的炮友

623
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,275
‪好吧

624
00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:06,867
‪妳認真的？好，好吧

625
00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,463
‪妳看到我嗎？看到他的神情嗎？

626
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:22,091
‪他的手插進我口袋，摸到我屁股了

627
00:38:22,174 --> 00:38:23,843
‪他摸到我屁股，塔莉

628
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:25,052
‪喂，性感小妞

629
00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:28,180
‪我還一直想打給妳

630
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:32,184
‪壞女孩，妳突擊舞會了嗎？不是吧

631
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,440
‪怎麼了？

632
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:46,907
‪嘿，來吧

633
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,909
‪我們走，走吧

634
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:53,331
‪寶貝，妳要去哪裡？
‪我想認識一下妳朋友

635
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,666
‪-無視他們
‪-她也愛搞麻煩嗎？

636
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,586
‪-我想搞搞她呢
‪-她要去哪裡啊？

637
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,047
‪隨便啦，就一個俗氣的小妞

638
00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,632
‪-我聽說妳很隨便喔
‪-老兄…

639
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,470
‪-去隆胸吧
‪-妳還好嗎？

640
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,348
‪回來吧，我們只想聊天

641
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:12,850
‪來吧，我們回家

642
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,395
‪看看那台貨車！

643
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,585
‪妳在幹嘛？

644
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,380
‪-走吧
‪-趕快跑

645
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,632
‪塔莉，停啊！

646
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,179
‪塔莉，停啊！

647
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:51,847
‪塔莉，不要！

648
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,731
‪搞屁啊，瘋婊子！

649
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,775
‪天啊！

650
00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:06,112
‪妳還好嗎？妳在流血

651
00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,322
‪即使殺了他也彌補不到

652
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:11,617
‪-甚麼都彌補不到
‪-別這麼說

653
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,751
‪但我不會讓他打敗我的

654
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,133
‪我要成為下一個珍愛德森

655
00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:37,935
‪對不起，卡蘿把大新聞給搞砸了

656
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:40,688
‪妳寫的採訪稿非常棒
‪我們播放史上最棒的

657
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:44,859
‪卡蘿沒有做對，塔莉來做肯定好很多

658
00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:47,903
‪不，算啦，凱蒂，我沒有很失望

659
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,449
‪我這麼接近了
‪珍愛德森，看好背後了

660
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,325
‪乾杯

661
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,244
‪妳沒有難過就太好了

662
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,121
‪沒有啦

663
00:40:57,204 --> 00:41:00,332
‪每個人都會掰個理由
‪說妳為甚麼不能做某些事情

664
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:04,837
‪不過只有妳…
‪能繼續去想自己配得上的理由

665
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,839
‪1980年代要成功，就靠這毅力了

666
00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:18,517
‪強尼

667
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:27,776
‪今天做得很好，麥樂琪
‪妳有潛質成為一個真正的製作人

668
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:30,863
‪真的嗎？

669
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:33,657
‪人家小看妳，是他們自找麻煩

670
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:37,203
‪妳令人敬畏，況且，我認為辦工室裡

671
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,330
‪只有妳抱有自己的信念

672
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,081
‪我都忘了那種感覺了

673
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,543
‪塔莉也抱有信念

674
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:46,754
‪她相信著自己

675
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,590
‪我不太確定她還相信甚麼了

676
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,093
‪希望她不會太沮喪吧

677
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,887
‪開玩笑嗎？她可興奮了

678
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:57,973
‪她正在那邊練習自己的簽名

679
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,145
‪她就像一個…風暴，是不是？

680
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:08,359
‪我們就…置身於她的麻煩之中

681
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,487
‪有些人惹到的麻煩比較多

682
00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,222
‪那個是誰？

683
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,474
‪那是查德威利

684
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,533
‪她睡了嗎？

685
00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,577
‪終於睡了

686
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:01,787
‪退燒了

687
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:06,542
‪對不起我不小心把藥帶走了

688
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,836
‪這種事經常有啦

689
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:14,341
‪對不起，我早上的時候很緊繃…

690
00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:18,762
‪我可能是覺得被自己家庭排擠吧

691
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:22,141
‪你說得對，我們要有界線

692
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,769
‪我不是要趕妳出去

693
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,523
‪我不知道要怎麼照顧孩子

694
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,066
‪嗯

695
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:35,029
‪現在，我無法自拔地
‪一直看著妳脖子上大大塊的吻痕

696
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,449
‪天啊，真低俗

697
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:40,868
‪我…

698
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,703
‪-我其實沒有…
‪-其實啊

699
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,038
‪不需要向我交代

700
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,212
‪或許我該離開了

701
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,340
‪畢竟現在還是你的時間

702
00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,261
‪或者…

703
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:02,556
‪留下來吧

704
00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,393
‪我就睡在沙發，時間不早了

705
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:11,273
‪界線和瘋狂也是有一線之差的

706
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:26,473
‪小塔？

707
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,518
‪小塔？

708
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,231
‪塔莉，妳在嗎？

709
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,860
‪天…

710
00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:41,029
‪塔莉，天啊

711
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,199
‪塔莉，糟糕了

712
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:45,576
‪塔莉

713
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:47,786
‪塔莉？

714
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,903
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