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[rock music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[coughs]
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You cold?
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My mood ring is turning purple. [chuckles]
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I'll warm you up.
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[boy] Nice chick on your arm, dude!
She's hot.
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Man. See the looks on their faces?
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They're eating their hearts out right now.
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You're the prettiest thing
to ever step foot in this town.
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Every single guy here wants you,
Tully Hart.
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But you have me, Pat Richmond.
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Hope so.
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I thought you were cool with partying.
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[scoffs] Duh. I… just thought
that you might have something stronger.
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Far out.
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I knew you'd be wild.
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[Tully sighs]
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[sighs] Where's my wine?
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{\an8}You don't get any wine.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}-I don't even get a doughnut?
-No, I'm mad at you.
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{\an8}-Wha--
-You hurt my best friend in the world.
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{\an8}She hurt me.
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{\an8}Oh, bullshit.
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{\an8}[clears throat] Uh, she had an affair.
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{\an8}-[laughs] No, she didn't.
-She practically had an affair.
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{\an8}She exchanged a few flirty emails
with a PTA Dad.
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{\an8}I think their hands may have touched once
as they gazed at each other
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{\an8}over a pancake breakfast fundraiser
at the school.
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{\an8}It was embarrassingly chaste.
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{\an8}She had real feelings for him, all right?
She told me.
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{\an8}-She wanted you to fight for her.
-She wanted me to leave, Tully, so I left.
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{\an8}She was playing divorce chicken,
and you lost, buddy.
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{\an8}-It's not like that.
-[sighs]
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{\an8}-Neither of us are happy.
-Nobody's happy.
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{\an8}You don't get married to be happy.
You get married so, you know,
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{\an8}you have someone
to share your unhappiness with.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}Oh, I missed you.
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{\an8}-How's the show?
-Fucking nightmare.
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{\an8}My best producer took off for New York
to interview for some insane job
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{\an8}as an embedded reporter in Iraq.
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{\an8}I mean…
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{\an8}I'm just hoping he doesn't get it
so things can go back to normal.
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{\an8}Well, sorry to disappoint.
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{\an8}No. No!
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{\an8}I'm so pissed at you right now, Johnny.
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{\an8}Ah, join the club. Pissed at myself.
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{\an8}You can't go to Iraq. It's a war zone.
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{\an8}I used to be a war correspondent.
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}You remember that night back at KPOC?
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{\an8}When you fell through that glass table?
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}I used to have perfect knees.
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{\an8}-Oh.
-Hmm.
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{\an8}Do you remember
what you said to me that night?
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{\an8}As I was bandaging up your knee?
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{\an8}I have no idea.
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{\an8}I may have been on a lot
of cocaine at the time.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}You said people like us are
incapable of leading regular lives.
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{\an8}And when we try, it kills us.
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{\an8}Mmm.
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{\an8}[chuckles softly]
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{\an8}-[laughing]
-What?
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{\an8}So that's why you're going to Iraq?
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{\an8}Because of something
a coked-up 22-year-old lunatic
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{\an8}told you in the early '80s?
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}-No.
-[laughing]
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{\an8}-Can you believe that was 20 years ago?
-Yes.
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{\an8}Oh, God.
Everything still seemed possible then.
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{\an8}There was still time
to fuck up and figure it out.
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{\an8}Don't worry, Johnny.
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{\an8}You fucked up awful,
but there is still time to figure it out.
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{\an8}You ever wonder…
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{\an8}what would've happened if…
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{\an8}we'd all made different choices back then?
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{\an8}There's clean sheets in the guest room.
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{\an8}You can finish the doughnuts.
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{\an8}♪ You feel my heat
I'm just a moment behind ♪
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{\an8}["Hungry Like the Wolf"
playing on stereo]
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{\an8}-Ow!
-What?
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{\an8}You just elbowed me.
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{\an8}No, I didn't.
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{\an8}You can't even apologize for that?
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{\an8}Fine. If it'll make you feel better,
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{\an8}I'm sorry that your face
just hit me in the elbow.
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{\an8}[giggles]
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{\an8}Does this lipstick say
"Pulitzer Prize winner"?
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{\an8}They don't give Pulitzers for TV.
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{\an8}That's because
they haven't seen the likes of me yet.
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{\an8}Of course, no one's
gonna see the likes of me
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{\an8}if Johnny Ryan doesn't get his head out
of his ass and give me a shot on camera.
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{\an8}No offense. I know he's your boyfriend.
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{\an8}Not my boyfriend. He likes you.
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{\an8}No, he doesn't.
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{\an8}He obviously does.
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{\an8}I don't even care. I might…
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{\an8}have had a tiny crush on him
when we first met, but I'm over it.
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{\an8}Yeah, right, Mularkey.
I see through you like a window.
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{\an8}Doesn't work out with Johnny,
you could always go for Mutt.
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{\an8}[laughing] Mutt?
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{\an8}What's wrong with Mutt?
He is a sexy teddy bear.
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}Plus, he is a great cameraman,
and he's got a total boner for you.
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{\an8}Oh, my God. Not even.
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{\an8}You never think
anyone has a boner for you,
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{\an8}even when their boner is
staring you right in the face.
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{\an8}I don't want to think about Mutt's boner.
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{\an8}-Exactly. Eye on the prize.
-Ugh…
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{\an8}I'm gonna be on camera.
You're gonna be my producer.
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Firefly Lane girls forever.
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♪ Scent and a sound
I'm lost and I'm found ♪
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♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪
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Hey, girls, I brought brunch.
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-[dog panting]
-Ah!
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Hi, do you want a doggy mimosa,
sweet baby Axl?
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Yes, you do. You're a good boy.
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I think my mom knows.
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Knows what?
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About the pill. And the consent form.
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It was in my bag. Now it's gone.
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-Did you talk to her about it?
-No.
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She's just gonna turn it into
a mother-daughter moment.
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-I do not want to talk to her about sex.
-I thought you weren't having sex.
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I'm not,
but she's not gonna believe that.
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You know how she--
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Tully, you should have called.
I'm really busy.
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Too busy for mimosas? Hogwash.
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Well, I am.
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Well… I'm gonna go do my homework.
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You okay?
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So good.
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You left the party early last night.
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I had a headache.
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So… [sighs]
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Johnny's back.
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I know, he called.
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He spent the night in my guest bed.
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He always knows where to go first.
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Maybe you should invite him
for dinner tonight.
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I'll take Marah to the movies.
Give you guys a chance to talk.
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No, thanks. I have a big day tomorrow.
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Oh, that's right. The job.
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You want me to swing by for lunch?
Grease the wheels with your new boss?
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-Kimber loves me, you know.
-I'm good.
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[exhales]
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All right, obviously you are upset with me
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about the consent form,
so let's just have it out.
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[dishwasher slams shut]
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Damn right I'm upset. You had no right…
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Will you just let me explain?
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…giving my daughter powerful drugs
without my consent?
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She promised
she'd talk to you before she had sex.
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-Oh, so that makes it okay?
-She came to me for a reason.
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She doesn't feel comfortable
talking to you.
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She came because
she knew you wouldn't say no.
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You lecture her. You forget
what it's like to be a teenager.
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Because I'm not a teenager.
I'm an adult. I'm her mother.
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-You crossed the line, Tully.
-[scoffs]
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I shouldn't be surprised.
You don't know there is a line.
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Come on, don't you think
you're overreacting just a bit?
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No. You're not a mother.
You'll never understand.
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You know what? I don't need this shit.
I was trying to help you.
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I don't need your help, Tully.
Just stay out of my problems.
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[door slams]
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[rock music playing]
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Whoa. I got you.
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Oh, no, I spilled my beer.
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I'll get you another one.
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[Tully chuckles]
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I think you look like Ryan O'Neal.
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I think you look like heaven.
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[sighs]
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[laughs]
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Whoa.
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That was your tongue.
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[chuckles]
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Let's go somewhere more private.
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[giggles]
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[giggling]
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[both grunt softly]
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Mmm.
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I like kissing.
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Me too.
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Oh, I…
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I feel spinny.
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You'll feel better if you sit down.
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[Tully] Wait. Wait.
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Wait, Pat.
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Pat.
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-Pat!
-What?
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Can't we just--
Can we just, like, kiss or something?
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-I thought we were…
-Uh…
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I know. I just wanna slow down.
I don't feel so good.
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Shh. I know how to make you feel better.
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[Tully] No, wait.
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Wait.
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Wait. Please, please stop.
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Stop. Pat, please.
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[belt unbuckling]
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Wait. Wait.
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I don't… I don't want to.
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I thought you were a cool girl,
Tully Hart.
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Don't be a tease.
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[groans]
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No, stop.
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-Pat. Pat, no.
-Shh.
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Please.
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[Pat grunts]
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[grunts]
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Mom!
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Mom! Mom!
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[sobbing] Mom!
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Mom!
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[door opens]
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-Robbie, you're back.
-Hey.
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Sean, Robbie's here!
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Are you doing a puzzle?
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Oh yeah, um, it's--
My mom bought it for me.
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It's really lame,
but I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
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Well, can I help? I am the puzzle master.
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Oh.
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Sure. Uh…
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it's of a horse.
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Oh, that's okay. I'll do any puzzle.
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So, no big plans
for you tonight, huh, Katie?
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No. All my friends are
at a math league conference in Seattle.
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What friends?
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-You don't have any friends.
-Shut up. Yes, I do.
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No, you don't.
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Come on, Robbie. Let's go upstairs.
Keep working on that song?
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Yeah, after we finish this corner.
We're so close.
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[sighs] Okay.
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[Pat groans]
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[zips fly]
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Wanna go get some more beer?
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Hey. What's wrong with you?
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What, are you mad or something?
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Hey, you asked me to kiss you. You--
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[scoffs] You were all over me.
You acted like you--
245
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,239
Look, you can't just lead a guy on
like that and then go cold.
246
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:21,991
It's not fair.
247
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,535
I'm gonna go get some more beer.
248
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:31,292
["Oh! Sweet Nuthin'"
by The Velvet Underground playing]
249
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,213
♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
250
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,301
[retches]
251
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,970
[coughs]
252
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:51,729
♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
253
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:57,401
♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
254
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,573
♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
255
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,867
♪ Sweet nuthin' ♪
256
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,370
♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪
257
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:13,000
♪ Oh, sweet, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all ♪
258
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,502
[horse nickers]
259
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,175
[crickets chirping]
260
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,302
[horse snorts]
261
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,431
[Tully sniffling]
262
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,850
Uh, she likes carrots.
263
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,820
When I was a kid, I never understood
why they called it Firefly Lane.
264
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,823
There's no fireflies.
265
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,952
But sometimes at night
if it gets dark enough,
266
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,288
I swear it becomes,
like, this optical illusion.
267
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,333
The stars turn into
all these little yellow dots
268
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,335
and they start to fall all around you.
269
00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:00,130
If you squint your eyes or pretend…
270
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,261
they really do look like fireflies.
271
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,933
I sound like a nerd. [chuckles]
272
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,604
How was the party?
273
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,024
You don't look so good.
274
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,485
Ew. You…
275
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,320
reek, like puke.
276
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,446
I'm fine.
277
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,452
-[distant train whistle blows]
-Hey.
278
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,707
She's gonna get better.
279
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:35,749
What?
280
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,334
Oh.
281
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,589
My aunt Georgia had cancer,
super grody, all her hair fell out,
282
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,007
but she's fine now.
283
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,884
Your mom's gonna be fine, too.
284
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,136
Right.
285
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,391
Pat Richmond…
286
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,479
took me to that party.
287
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,234
God, I'm so stupid.
288
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,612
I didn't realize…
289
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,156
[sobs]
290
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,826
[sniffles] I wanted him to stop.
291
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:15,164
I told him to stop, but he wouldn't.
292
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,459
When he was done…
293
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,754
he just left me there.
294
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,799
In the woods, like it was nothing.
295
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,717
What?
296
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303
I know. You think it's my fault.
297
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,723
Are you okay?
We've gotta tell somebody about this.
298
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,100
-He needs to be--
-Who? I went with him, and I was drunk.
299
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,561
Nobody'll believe I didn't want it.
They'll say it's my fault.
300
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,438
-But it's not your fault.
-It doesn't matter.
301
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,984
Okay? We can't tell anybody.
I shouldn't have even told you.
302
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,488
Now it has to be our secret, okay?
303
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,786
Okay.
304
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,667
Okay, well, I better book it. [sniffles]
305
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,251
Yeah, me too. It's late.
306
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,596
[sobs]
307
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,724
[sniffling]
308
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,854
Kate, it's me. Again.
309
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:24,358
Monday morning. This is fucking stupid.
Would you just call me back?
310
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,235
I know I shouldn't have signed that form,
311
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,571
but also, I forgive you
for all the shitty things you said.
312
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,157
I think we can agree we were both wrong,
313
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,536
and I sent you flowers to your new job,
and I picked them out myself.
314
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287
Not my assistant.
315
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,664
So call me back.
316
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,792
["We Win, We Lose" playing]
317
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,380
♪ This is so strange
This is so new ♪
318
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,342
♪ Caught in the middle
I don't know what to do ♪
319
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,761
♪ Rhythm is my middle name ♪
320
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,057
You can't… have… this.
321
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,394
Kimber, hi. I'm so sorry. I--
These flowers just arrived.
322
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,689
I didn't know. Um, I have
an overzealous friend. [chuckles]
323
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,858
Mm.
324
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,655
[Kimber] Kate, follow.
325
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,241
Ugh.
326
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:18,328
I am so fucking hungover
right now it is not even funny.
327
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,998
[Kate] I thought maybe
we could go over my duties,
328
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,709
and you could tell me how
you'd like me to arrange your schedule,
329
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,962
and if there's anything that
you need from me right now, or--
330
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,591
I need Tully Hart.
When are you getting me that interview?
331
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,594
It's, um, it's in motion.
I'm into it with her people.
332
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,096
I puked twice on the way over here.
333
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,724
Maybe, um, you'd like me
to go get you some coffee?
334
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,060
Oh, yes. I am dying.
335
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:42,895
[moans]
336
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,063
[cell phone chimes]
337
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,191
[groans]
338
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,860
Could you read this email for me?
339
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,987
Oh. Of course.
340
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,114
Um… [clears throat]
341
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,492
"Kimber, I'm sorry
I didn't show up last night."
342
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,703
"It's not that I've met someone else,
it's just that I'd…
343
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,289
like to."
344
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,709
"I'll mail you your key."
345
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,337
"Don't call me."
346
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,339
What do you think it means?
347
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,174
[Kimber scoffs]
348
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,719
Is he breaking up with me on an email?
349
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,764
I mean, it reads that way to me.
350
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,350
Ugh! Goddamn it! Fuck you, Brendan!
351
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,519
I didn't even like you anyway.
352
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,313
I just wanted someone hot
to take to my sister's wedding.
353
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,606
Ugh!
354
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,358
Modern dating is the worst.
355
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:34,071
It's like technology has turned everyone
into a bunch of ill-mannered cowards.
356
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,199
Nobody can have an actual
face-to-face conversation in 2003.
357
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,493
Everything is virtual. Love Is dead.
358
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,788
The Matrix is real,
and I am gonna be 30 next month.
359
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,873
[softly] Thirty.
360
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,421
I thought I'd have babies before I needed
Botox, but it is all gonna be over soon.
361
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,716
No offense.
362
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,469
Oh, it's-- None taken.
363
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,595
-[dog whines]
-[groans]
364
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,224
Joan Didion, no! Bad dog.
365
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,267
What is she doing?
366
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,602
-[dog whimpering]
-[Kimber sighs]
367
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,063
My poor baby's uncomfortable.
368
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,357
She needs to have her glands expressed.
369
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,568
Well, do you want me
to take her to the groomers?
370
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,321
I don't trust the groomer
with my little Joanie Didion.
371
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,116
I would do it myself,
but I just had a manicure.
372
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:22,411
Oh yeah. That's… tough.
373
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,540
Hey, maybe… Maybe you could.
374
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,626
Express her glands?
375
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,713
Yeah. Oh, it's super easy.
376
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,674
All you have to do is press on her ass
until the liquid comes out.
377
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,927
I… don't really know how to do that.
378
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,847
There's a website
with a diagram if you need help.
379
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,806
Uh…
380
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,725
Okay. I guess. Sure.
381
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,186
[Kimber] Great. Thank you so much.
382
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,607
You are such a pro.
383
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,025
My total hero.
384
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,485
Dear Brendan,
385
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,322
fuck you.
386
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,115
[sighs]
387
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,826
That must have been
a real low point for you.
388
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,330
And what did he say
when he left you at the altar?
389
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,040
Oh, it wasn't at the altar.
390
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,126
We were at Uncle Freddy's
by the pig roaster, and--
391
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,754
But, how did it make you feel?
392
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:18,550
To be abandoned on what should have been
the most special day of your life?
393
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,929
I just kept thinking
I wish my mother was there.
394
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,474
I only went so over the top
with the wedding planning 'cause I…
395
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,268
was missing her
and trying to cover up the pain.
396
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,939
My mom was everything to me, you know?
397
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,108
[voice breaking]
I just wanted my mother.
398
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,861
Stop. Lose this shot. My face looks weird.
399
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,322
It's called human emotion.
You're bringing us into her story.
400
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,700
I am distracting you from her story
with my bizarre lip quiver.
401
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,619
-Lose the shot, Sam.
-Sam, do not lose the shot.
402
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,247
-We'll bring up some audience shots.
-Audience? What are you crazy?
403
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,165
-We're not going to the audience.
-Do it, Sam.
404
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,751
-We don't have time for this.
-We have to output in three minutes.
405
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,628
Just bring up some audience alts.
406
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,381
-They're asking where the tape is.
-Just, we're almost done.
407
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,591
Know what? Dead mother's sister
was sitting in the front
408
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,843
doing an ugly cry face the entire time.
Just cut to her.
409
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,345
Tully, this is a show about you.
410
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,681
-I don't like the close up.
-Guys, this is airing today.
411
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,891
What if we play a two-shot
so I still see your reaction,
412
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,268
then cut to the ugly crying aunt.
413
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,436
Ya know, I didn't even want
to do a bridezilla episode.
414
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,688
-It is offensive.
-Two minutes.
415
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,398
-Okay!
-All right!
416
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,149
-And I still have to do the bumper.
-Fine.
417
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,068
Fine. Do it in the two-shot,
418
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,488
and then cut to the sobbing aunt,
you monumental pain in my ass.
419
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,282
Says the monumental pain in my ass.
420
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408
[sighs]
421
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,784
[video scrubbing]
422
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,828
What am I gonna do without you?
423
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,121
[keyboard clacking]
424
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,497
Drive someone else insane.
425
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:39,089
Okay, Joan.
As Madonna once said, express yourself.
426
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,090
[dog whining]
427
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,426
-Oh, so gross, so gross…
-[squirting noise]
428
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,343
Oh, my God.
429
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:47,180
Give me five minutes. I'll be right there.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was occup--
430
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,140
Hi.
431
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,391
Is that dog all right?
432
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,853
Oh, yeah. She's fine.
She's just a little, uh…
433
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,313
backed up. It's all good.
434
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,940
Okay, then. I'll just pretend
like I never saw any of this.
435
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,400
-Yes, please.
-Okay.
436
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,235
-[cell phone ringing]
-[Kate] Shit.
437
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,155
Um, do you want me to get that for you?
438
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,699
No, it's just if it's my boss, Kimber--
439
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,827
-[chuckles]
-You're Kimber Watts' assistant?
440
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,454
I'm her two o'clock.
441
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,831
Wait, you're Gideon Vega?
The photographer?
442
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,751
Well, not the photographer.
A photographer.
443
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,378
I am such a huge fan. I love your work.
444
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,173
Okay. [clears throat]
445
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,299
[ringing continues]
446
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,010
Good news, it's not Kimber.
Somebody named Johnny.
447
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,887
Oh. That's my husband.
Well, we're not married.
448
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,931
I mean, we are, but we're separated.
He's picking our daughter up at school
449
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,267
and taking her home and making her dinner.
It's awkward.
450
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,853
I mean, it's not. It's fine.
Whatever. We're figuring it out.
451
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:35,979
Why am I still talking?
452
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,731
Yeah.
453
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,902
I'll just put that right there for you.
454
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:42,819
Right.
455
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,073
Really nice meeting you, um…
456
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,241
-Kate.
-[Gideon] Kate.
457
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,119
-Yeah.
-Good luck with your, uh, expressing.
458
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,039
-[Kate laughs] Thanks.
-[dog barks]
459
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:55,123
[door shuts]
460
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,125
-[exhales]
-[dog whines]
461
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,962
Jesus, Joan.
462
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,341
This week on "Carol Tries It,"
463
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,052
we're exploring
the final musical frontier.
464
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:11,098
Are you tired of vinyl records
that warp and skip?
465
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:15,936
What about cassette tapes that unspool
right in the middle of your favorite song?
466
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:20,273
Well, there's a solution
coming straight from the exotic Orient.
467
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,568
It may look like something
from the year 2000,
468
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:28,532
but this technology
can be found right here in 1982.
469
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,076
The sound quality is clear as a bell,
470
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:35,414
and these discs are
practically indestructible.
471
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,332
See? It's scratch-proof.
472
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:42,712
Each compact disc player costs over $1000,
and are only available in Japan.
473
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,425
But surely CDs are the wave of the future,
474
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:50,554
or what you might call
the "new wave" of the future.
475
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,680
[new wave music playing]
476
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,392
I'm Carol Mansour, and I just tried it.
477
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,935
-Back to you, Chuck.
-[mouthing]
478
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,229
[Johnny groans]
479
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:03,233
So glad I was here for the exact moment
when journalism was murdered for good.
480
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:06,820
Right? I could've done this so much
better than her. She can't even dance.
481
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,196
You guys don't get it.
482
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,240
This is Andy Kaufman-level
performance art.
483
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,825
Carol's a genius.
484
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,910
[song skips]
485
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,120
[grunts]
486
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,538
Why is it doing that?
487
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,873
Because you scratched it.
488
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,040
It's scratch-proof.
489
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,334
That's the whole point.
It's indestructible.
490
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,212
Don't worry. We got it. Have to trim
that back anyway. Good stuff, Carol.
491
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,173
-Yeah.
-Lights off. Lights off.
492
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:33,138
-So I heard there might be drinks later.
-Sean!
493
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,598
[laughs excitedly]
494
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,308
I can't believe it.
495
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,018
-[Sean grunts] Oh…
-Oh, my God.
496
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,896
Look at you.
Mutt, this is my big brother, Sean.
497
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,773
He's been overseas.
I haven't seen him in two whole years.
498
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,693
Thank you for your service.
You have an excellent sister.
499
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,736
Thank you.
500
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,614
Look at you. You look so handsome.
501
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,241
You just look like Richard Gere
in An Officer and a Gentleman.
502
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,409
Right?
503
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,330
-Okay. Gotta get back to work.
-All right.
504
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,540
I mean women must be
throwing themselves at you.
505
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,251
Oh, I mean, I don't-- I don't know.
506
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,837
I can't believe
how glamorous this place is.
507
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,923
Well, I mean, it's kind of a dump.
508
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:12,427
You're working with Carol Mansour.
That is Miss Washington State 1967.
509
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,972
She literally keeps her sash and tiara
in a glass case on her desk.
510
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,267
-Sean, you asshole!
-Oh, boy.
511
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,019
Please tell me you are back for good?
512
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:24,481
Stationed at Kitsap for six months,
and then officially off active duty.
513
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,525
Yay! Big brother's home.
514
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:29,236
-We are so partying together tonight.
-Yes, we are.
515
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,780
-Hey. Johnny Ryan.
-Hey. Sean.
516
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,406
-This is Kate's big brother.
-Yes.
517
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,492
We love him even though
he used to torture us
518
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,327
in the good old days on Firefly Lane.
519
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,704
Oh, the good old days.
Where you moved in across the street
520
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,373
and started corrupting my little sister.
521
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,918
Oh, please. Kate has always been
a good girl, even when she was bad.
522
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,711
I can't even imagine Kate being bad.
523
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,921
-She wasn't.
-She wasn't.
524
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,839
[scoffing] I was too, you guys.
525
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,759
I am still bad. You don't even know.
526
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:53,843
[all laugh]
527
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,428
I've got to say, these two?
528
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,390
Separately, impressive, sure.
But together?
529
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,893
A terrifying force of nature
that will take over the world one day.
530
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,019
God help us all.
531
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,313
[Tully and Kate laugh]
532
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,191
-I can't believe you're here.
-It's me.
533
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,693
-Hello.
-Me neither!
534
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,152
Oh, what's happening?
535
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,321
Let's party!
536
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,240
-[cell phone rings]
-Kimber. Hi.
537
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,994
Yeah, I'm getting your coffee.
Yes, five shots of espresso.
538
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,581
Yeah, hot enough to burn
the skin off your tongue. I am on it.
539
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,374
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[Gideon] Hey.
540
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,127
Kate, right?
I need to check some light levels.
541
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,713
Could you stand there?
It'll just take a second.
542
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,299
Wait, you mean like take my picture?
543
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,259
Let me get that for you there.
544
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:36,595
Um…
545
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,264
Okay, sure. I guess.
546
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,229
Little to the left.
547
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,148
-My left, your left?
-Your left.
548
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,066
-[camera snaps]
-[Kate laughs awkwardly]
549
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,776
What should I do with my hands?
550
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,403
Just stand naturally.
551
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,615
I don't really do anything naturally.
552
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,075
-[clears throat]
-[camera snaps]
553
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,327
So, how's your dog?
554
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,745
Oh, she's not my dog.
555
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:05,540
No? So that whole gland thing
is just something you like to do
556
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,000
with the neighborhood strays?
557
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,501
[laughs]
558
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,673
Beautiful. Thanks.
559
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,681
You pitched me
the same five ideas last month.
560
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,851
Yes, but this is a fresh take, Roger.
561
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:28,688
There is no fresh take on Kurt Cobain.
He's been dead nine years.
562
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:33,818
I can get an exclusive
with Frances Bean's original nanny.
563
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,196
I want to hear something else.
564
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,995
Sorry to just dive in here. Remember
that story you were pitching me earlier?
565
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,538
Love in the age of the Internet.
566
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,291
How technology is the death
of modern romance.
567
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,919
Now that feels fresh. I like that.
568
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,255
[scoffs] Me too. That's why I pitched it.
569
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,674
Well, let's hear it, then.
570
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,718
[whispers] Oh,my God. Thank you.
571
00:27:58,802 --> 00:27:59,886
[cell phone ringing]
572
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,348
[Kimber] I was dating this guy
named Brendan. Total dick.
573
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,850
[Tully] Kate, you cannot keep ignoring me.
574
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,852
This is ridiculous.
575
00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,271
It's Tully, by the way. Call me back.
576
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,191
[sighs]
577
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:20,448
[inhales]
578
00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,663
-Hi.
-[fans clamoring]
579
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,707
-[man] Look here!
-[woman] I love you!
580
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,710
Thanks for being out here
in the rain, guys.
581
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,087
-Thank you.
-[girl] Can I get a photo?
582
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,506
All right, you guys. I love y'all.
583
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,049
-Thank you!
-[girl] Thank you!
584
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,093
[Tully] Mularkey, I need you!
585
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,095
[sniffing] Oh!
586
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,597
Would you get over here and party with us?
587
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,682
I'm working.
588
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,017
[Tully] Why is she like this?
589
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,269
Kate's a good girl.
590
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,020
She's a great girl.
591
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,403
Anyone want another beer? Yeah?
592
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,990
I cannot get over this uniform.
593
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,493
I am seriously having to refrain myself
from jumping your bones right now.
594
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,245
Please don't, 'cause I'm kind of taken.
595
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,998
[gasps] Way to bury the lede.
596
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,126
Let me guess, let me guess.
Pretty surfer boy you met on leave.
597
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,712
Like, long, blonde hair.
Like Sean Penn only hunkier.
598
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,880
Who's Sean Penn?
599
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,758
Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Spicoli.
600
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:24,179
I don't know what that is,
but, um… we met at Pike Place.
601
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,681
-He's a fisherman.
-Oh, sexy.
602
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,976
[chuckling] And he wears
the little knit cap, and he's old.
603
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,144
-Like, 32.
-No.
604
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,313
Yeah, and he kind of looks
like Burt Reynolds.
605
00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,900
-Does he have a bitching 'stache?
-Yeah. And I don't care.
606
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:40,069
I'm-- I'm happy, you know?
I think this one is promising.
607
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,822
Like, tell-the-family promising or…
608
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,992
I can't really tell anyone on account of
I could get kicked out of the Navy, but…
609
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,077
-Right.
-…I am thinking of telling Kate.
610
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,205
Oh, my God.
611
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,414
This is huge.
612
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,834
Oh, thank God.
I hate keeping secrets from her, you know?
613
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,169
If you weren't you… [sniffs]
614
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:59,339
…I would never be able
to have such incredible self-control.
615
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,674
[snorts]
616
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,344
Oh! Yes. I have an idea. [sniffs]
617
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:05,303
Oh, God.
618
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,097
It's terrible. I'm sorry.
I'll work on it some more.
619
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,432
Stop it. It's really good.
620
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,059
No, no. It's just the tenth draft.
621
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,895
-I can do better.
-Hey, back up, grabby. I'm not done yet.
622
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:18,316
Seriously, I've never written
a whole story all by myself before.
623
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,526
It's embarrassing.
624
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:23,530
It's great.
625
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,491
That's why I gave you the assignment.
626
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,411
I will show this to Carol,
and she will fucking hate it.
627
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,371
[Kate laughs]
628
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:34,624
And then I'll pitch it to Tacoma anyway
and see what they say.
629
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:38,795
Just, uh, don't forget about me
when you become a big famous journalist.
630
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,339
Oh, I'd never forget about you.
631
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,841
[chuckles softly]
632
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,926
[Tully] Hello.
633
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,387
[Johnny snorts, laughing]
634
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,847
Oh, my God, she can't do that.
635
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,475
Carol is gonna freak.
There will be murder. [chuckles]
636
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,310
Sometimes I look at her and I wonder,
637
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,521
what happened to that girl
to make her so--
638
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,814
[Kate] Nuts?
639
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,607
Sad.
640
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,902
Wait, you think Tully's sad?
641
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,195
Don't you?
642
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,823
Yeah. I mean,
she's the saddest person I know.
643
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:09,409
I just-- I didn't think
anybody else noticed it.
644
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,911
[Tully] Kate, would you get out here?
645
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,665
I need my producer.
I'm going live. [laughs]
646
00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,668
[pan sizzling]
647
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,672
[indistinct conversation]
648
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,049
Oh, my God.
649
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,926
Tully.
650
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,011
French toast.
651
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,555
You read my mind.
652
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,932
My daughter is a psychic.
653
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,185
-She's gifted. I always knew it.
-Okay.
654
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:40,523
Don't push me away.
I am your mother. I love you.
655
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,901
Did you seriously wake up this high?
656
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,112
Okay. I'm going to go take a bath
657
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,198
and wash off whatever vibes
these are you're throwing out,
658
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,785
and when I get back,
I'm going to eat some French toast.
659
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,957
And you are gonna be in a better mood.
660
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,418
Okay?
661
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,674
Go easy on your mom, kid.
662
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,969
-She's a great lady who's had a hard life.
-[scoffs]
663
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:10,970
Thanks, Dad.
664
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,308
You're lucky I'm not your dad,
665
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:18,811
'cause I'd smack that smug look
right off your face, Tallulah.
666
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,606
[heartbeat thumping]
667
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,359
Now where do you keep the twisty ties?
668
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,861
[heartbeat accelerates]
669
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,821
[sizzling]
670
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,033
[intense music builds]
671
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,914
Ow! Ow!
672
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:38,873
What the--
673
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500
-What is going on?
-She burned me!
674
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,502
-He touched me!
-Touched you? Where?
675
00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:43,628
On my arm.
676
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,588
-Where's the butter?
-On your arm?
677
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,423
-So you burned him?
-He was in my space.
678
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,675
He's always in my space.
679
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,636
-This better not leave a scar.
-Oh, it'll ruin your modeling career.
680
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,722
Tully. Don't cry wolf.
681
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:57,684
Come here, baby.
682
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:01,187
-I'm gonna go take a bath.
-[man groans]
683
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,022
[man] God.
684
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,487
[sniffles]
685
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,075
[Kate laughing]
686
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,707
[both laughing]
687
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,002
[crying softly]
688
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,263
-You would do it, right?
-[laughing]
689
00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:40,685
-No. No…
-[laughing]
690
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,577
-Hey.
-I was about to leave.
691
00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,079
Yeah, sorry I'm late. I, um…
692
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,417
I was driving this old man
who got hit by a car to the hospital.
693
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,710
Is he okay?
694
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,629
Uh… died on the way, actually.
695
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,884
So… [chuckles]
696
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,636
You're like a Good Samaritan?
697
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,679
EMT.
698
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,390
Yeah, I just got off my shift.
699
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,851
-Can I get you anything?
-Can I have a Guinness?
700
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,899
You know,
that's the first time anybody's assistant
701
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,650
has ever called me to set up a date.
702
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,069
This isn't a date.
703
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,821
Okay. Uh, what is it?
704
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:36,491
I'm not sure yet.
705
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:41,412
So I looked you up on the Internet.
You're really famous.
706
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,165
I'm aware.
707
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,460
I mean, obviously I knew that.
It's just, you know, you're like…
708
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:48,711
You're…
709
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:49,629
noteworthy.
710
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,466
-Parents, they must be pretty proud, huh?
-[chuckles]
711
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,385
-Not exactly.
-Thank you.
712
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,347
My mother's dead. I never knew my father.
713
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,307
Oh, shit. Uh…
714
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,602
When did she pass?
715
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,354
When I was 15.
716
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,649
I'm so sorry about that.
717
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,152
Don't be. She wasn't much of a mother.
718
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:20,201
Well, you know, maybe that's why
you are so good at your job,
719
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,870
you know, that kind of adversity
from such a young age.
720
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,540
I'm sure that makes you,
you know, stronger
721
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:29,669
and determined.
Plus, you know, it gives you insight
722
00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:33,589
into people, you know, for when you're,
like, interviewing them and whatnot.
723
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,299
Or something. [chuckles]
724
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,217
[laughs]
725
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,552
You're laughing at me.
726
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,388
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just--
I'm spewing bullshit here because--
727
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,224
Oh, shit. You make me really nervous.
728
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,479
Is this what you do?
Is this how you get people to talk?
729
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,356
Doing that thing you're doing
with your eyes?
730
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,358
You want to have sex in the bathroom?
731
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,652
[coughs]
732
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,865
-Yeah. Let's, um-- Sure.
-I'm interviewing the governor tomorrow.
733
00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,117
I need to be back to work
in half an hour to prep.
734
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,536
Yeah, totally. That makes sense. Actually…
735
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,453
[clears throat]
736
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,538
I'm in a hurry too.
737
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:08,541
I'm playing croquet
with the mayor at five, so…
738
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:16,340
Knock twice.
739
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:18,968
Okay.
740
00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:22,388
["Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"
by The Police playing]
741
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,565
♪ Though I've tried before to tell her ♪
742
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:38,654
♪ Of the feelings I have for her
In my heart ♪
743
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:45,828
♪ Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve ♪
744
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:50,082
♪ As I've done from the start ♪
745
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:58,299
♪ Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on ♪
746
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:05,014
♪ Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on ♪
747
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,850
We need to talk about makeup.
748
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,353
You need help. And I'm not being a bitch.
749
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,646
Really. I just--
750
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,940
I know a lot about fashion. It's a gift.
751
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,485
A gift that I want to share with you.
752
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,655
What?
753
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,448
Nothing.
754
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:27,161
Okay. Anyway, I could come to your house?
755
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,162
After school?
756
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:29,705
Tonight?
757
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,874
[laughs]
758
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:40,800
♪ Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on ♪
759
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:46,180
♪ Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on ♪
760
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,141
[all] Five. Four. Three.
761
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,309
-Two--
-Come on.
762
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,103
[all exclaim]
763
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,354
[laughing]
764
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,356
You guys are real assholes.
765
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,403
Tully, what are you doing?
766
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,780
Live from Seattle,
767
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,824
wearing a stolen tiara,
768
00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,034
this is Tully Hart.
769
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,161
And I just tried it.
770
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,122
-Cocaine, that is.
-[all laughing]
771
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,623
And let me just say,
772
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,208
it is the wave of the--
773
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,501
[yelps]
774
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,170
-[Kate] Tully! Oh my God.
-[Johnny] Okay. Watch your feet, Kate.
775
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,672
-How you feeling, Tully?
-Oh, no.
776
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,631
You okay?
777
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,259
-You're all right. Okay.
-Ow! I think I hurt my knee.
778
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:25,303
-[Kate] Oh, my God.
-[Johnny] Whoa! Yeah, you did.
779
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,013
-[Tully] Shit.
-[Johnny] You're all right.
780
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,806
Let's get you out of there.
781
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:30,433
-Okay. Watch out.
-Her feet.
782
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:34,186
-Watch your feet. Okay.
-Who's gonna tell Carol about the table?
783
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,438
Yeah. Okay.
784
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,899
-Let's go and find you a first aid kit.
-[laughs] Whoo! Oh, my hero.
785
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,778
-Okay. That was our best table, you know?
-[Tully laughing]
786
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,118
Who broke the table?
787
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,167
[Sean] What are you doing?
788
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,002
Cleaning up.
789
00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,587
Right.
790
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:01,672
[sighs]
791
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,799
So…
792
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,551
[chuckles]
793
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,303
Tully hasn't really changed.
794
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,139
Yeah, she just gets more… Tully.
795
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,808
He'll be good for her, though.
796
00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,101
Who?
797
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,563
Johnny. He's obviously into her.
798
00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:18,731
They always are,
799
00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,067
but that's the kind of guy
she needs, you know?
800
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,612
Someone that sees her, cares about her,
someone that will treat her right.
801
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:31,118
Wow. Yeah, no, you're totally right.
I mean, he's perfect for her. Um…
802
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,915
So what about you?
You meet any nice girls lately?
803
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,959
Uh… [clears throat]
804
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:44,090
As a matter of fact, yes.
I have met someone.
805
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:45,633
[laughs] Thank God.
806
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,843
Do you know Mom literally prays
every Sunday night
807
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,387
that you'll finally get a girlfriend?
808
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,515
It's like she thinks there's something
wrong with you just because you're picky.
809
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,811
Mom thinks something's wrong with me?
810
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,938
Basically. I mean,
you know how Mom and Dad get.
811
00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:02,566
I keep telling them not to worry,
that you just haven't met the right woman.
812
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,736
But now you have. So tell me about her.
What's she like? Is she…
813
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,698
Is she sweet? Is she fun?
Do you think Mom will like her?
814
00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:10,741
[scoffs]
815
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,995
Uh, you know what? I don't want
to jinx it by talking about it.
816
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,874
Well, I can't wait to meet her.
817
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,085
Yeah. Yeah.
818
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:22,670
Me either.
819
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:29,385
Is it bad…
820
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,929
that I can't feel my knee?
821
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,475
I think that's a sign that
you need to stay off the cocaine.
822
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,435
Ha.
823
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,437
Nah.
824
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,313
[laughs]
825
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,859
God, I should put this back.
I don't know what I was thinking.
826
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:50,322
You just can't help yourself.
You have to break the rules.
827
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:51,866
[Tully laughs] Please.
828
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,953
Don't even pretend
you're not exactly the same way.
829
00:40:56,036 --> 00:41:00,875
You may be hiding out here
in this dead-end job right now,
830
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,586
but you don't fool me
for a second, Johnny Ryan.
831
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:09,508
Someday you'll be back out there,
jumping into the fray.
832
00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:11,385
[chuckles]
833
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,845
People like us…
834
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:16,599
can't live regular lives.
835
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,103
When we try, it kills us.
836
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,276
[door opens]
837
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:29,528
-[unzips fly]
-[both] No, no, no!
838
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,781
This isn't the bathroom?
839
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,158
No.
840
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,659
[zips fly]
841
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,330
[door shuts]
842
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:41,165
-[laughs]
-[exhales]
843
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,124
[clears throat]
844
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,668
-Should we get back out there?
-Yeah. Yeah.
845
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,129
-You okay to walk on that? Okay.
-Yeah.
846
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,423
-Thank you.
-Yeah. Yeah.
847
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,261
Other way, Mutt.
848
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,639
[clicks tongue] Attaboy.
849
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,310
[exhales]
850
00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:04,230
[door opens, closes]
851
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,399
Did I miss dinner?
852
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,903
No, I saved you a plate.
853
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,613
Oh.
854
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,784
-Marah's upstairs doing her homework.
-[sighs]
855
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,619
You didn't have to do the dishes.
856
00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,705
Really?
That's a new angle on me and dishes.
857
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,499
[laughs]
858
00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,627
[Kate] Mmm.
859
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,836
So, how'd it go today?
860
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,297
Ugh. It was awful.
861
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,342
And kind of amazing.
862
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:38,514
God, it just felt so good to be
back out there in the world again.
863
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,891
You look good, Katie.
864
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,936
Being out there in the world
agrees with you.
865
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:45,729
Thanks.
866
00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:50,234
So, what's up with you and Tully?
867
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,364
Why? What'd she say?
868
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,950
Nothing, but I can tell something's up.
She's a mess.
869
00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:01,537
She's distracted at work.
She's asking if I've heard from you.
870
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,872
Please, call her.
871
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,502
She gave Marah birth control pills.
872
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,587
What?
873
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:13,632
-I'm gonna handle it. I am handling it.
-Oh, goddamn.
874
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,092
-Tully.
-I know.
875
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,635
[sighs]
876
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,764
Wait, do you think that means Marah's--
877
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,851
I don't think so?
878
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937
Okay. I can't. That's, that's--
879
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:27,938
[laughs]
880
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,857
She's… She's…
881
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,275
She's 14.
882
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,193
I'm going to talk to her.
883
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:34,987
[sighs]
884
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,240
Um…
885
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,745
so, what happened in New York?
886
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,749
Um… [pops lips]
887
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:49,793
I got it. I leave in two months.
888
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,132
Wow. Um…
889
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:57,926
Congratulations.
890
00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:03,265
I know everyone says
they want a good divorce--
891
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,268
[exhales shakily]
892
00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,564
World's greatest divorce.
893
00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:25,162
[computer chimes]
894
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:35,881
[laughs]
895
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,178
[clatter on window]
896
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:45,891
[clatter on window]
897
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,605
[clatter on window]
898
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,693
[clatter on window]
899
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,116
-Come down.
-You're crazy.
900
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,867
Oh, would you just come down.
901
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:06,620
Come down.
902
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:07,705
You're crazy.
903
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,582
Well? You won't answer my damn calls.
904
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,128
[whispering]
Okay. Give me a minute. I'm coming down.
905
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,921
Hold on. I'm coming down.
906
00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:21,427
[Tully chuckles]
907
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,974
You were right, Mularkey. I see it.
908
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,184
Fireflies.
909
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,394
It's midnight.
910
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:31,937
Wanna ride bikes?
911
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,023
I'm in my nightgown.
912
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,151
So?
913
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,487
Let's go.
914
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,836
You can't go a whole day
without talking to me.
915
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,046
It's too much.
916
00:45:58,672 --> 00:45:59,923
I need you.
917
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,678
You're my soulmate, you bitch.
918
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,765
You're the bitch, bitch.
919
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:12,019
Stop hogging the blank--
Stop hogging the blanket. It's cold.
920
00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:15,481
[Kate sniffs]
921
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,150
Today really sucked.
I hate when you're mad at me.
922
00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,445
-What you did with Marah--
-I--
923
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,905
Never again. I swear.
924
00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:24,490
-Tully. It's not okay.
-I know.
925
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,283
-I'm serious.
-I know I fucked up. I know.
926
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,119
-I overstepped, I shouldn't have--
-I'm losing her, Tul.
927
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,997
This is where it starts.
928
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,292
First I lost Johnny,
and now I'm losing Marah.
929
00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,921
-She's 14.
-In four years she'll go to college,
930
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,757
and I'll be a divorced,
underemployed spinster.
931
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:46,345
In four years when she goes to college,
we're buying a farm together
932
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:51,683
on a tropical island,
and we'll raise exotic chickens.
933
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,811
Chickens give me the creeps.
934
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,647
-Exotic goats.
-[chuckles]
935
00:46:56,730 --> 00:47:01,068
Yeah, you'll just make me do all the work,
and I don't want to pick up goat shit.
936
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:04,071
[laughing] We'll have a goat-tender.
937
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,533
-[laughs]
-A handsome one named Gunther.
938
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,450
[laughs]
939
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:12,788
He'll only speak Norwegian,
but he'll have really soulful eyes.
940
00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:16,917
And he'll have a half-brother named Anders
941
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,628
who will brew his own homemade mead
942
00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:25,050
and give amazing foot massages
and never ask for anything in return.
943
00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:28,554
-Wow. You've really thought this through.
-[laughs]
944
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,932
The important thing is we'll be together.
945
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,185
You're not alone, Kate.
946
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,398
You'll never be alone.
You are fucking stuck with me forever.
947
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,401
Forever and ever.
948
00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:46,488
Wait up!
949
00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:50,325
[both whooping]
950
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,077
[rings bell]
951
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,204
Whoo!
952
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,040
-Hurry up!
-Wait up!
953
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,668
[both laugh]
954
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,629
[squeals, laughs]
955
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,023
[sighs]
956
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,775
[birds calling]
957
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,529
-[Marah] Time to go.
-Yup.
958
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,780
-I'll drive.
-Marah--
959
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,825
I've had my permit for months now,
and you never let me drive.
960
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,036
Okay, okay. Yes.
961
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,498
Wait, are those the earrings that--
962
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,834
You got so mad at her.
963
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,211
I didn't think a child your age
should have diamonds that big.
964
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,797
Like Aunt Tully
would ever buy small diamonds.
965
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:46,882
[chuckles]
966
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,344
They look beautiful.
967
00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:55,057
I miss her.
968
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,226
I know you don't like talking about her.
969
00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,645
It's okay to miss her.
970
00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:01,980
I miss her too.
971
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,653
Come on. We don't want to be late.
972
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:17,871
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