1 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:12,262 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,305 [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,598 [coughs] 4 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:17,851 You cold? 5 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,061 My mood ring is turning purple. [chuckles] 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,604 I'll warm you up. 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,773 [boy] Nice chick on your arm, dude! She's hot. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,651 Man. See the looks on their faces? 9 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,738 They're eating their hearts out right now. 10 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,241 You're the prettiest thing to ever step foot in this town. 11 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,538 Every single guy here wants you, Tully Hart. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,169 But you have me, Pat Richmond. 13 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,129 Hope so. 14 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,969 I thought you were cool with partying. 15 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:58,266 [scoffs] Duh. I… just thought that you might have something stronger. 16 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,727 Far out. 17 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,104 I knew you'd be wild. 18 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,484 [Tully sighs] 19 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,487 [sighs] Where's my wine? 20 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,988 {\an8}You don't get any wine. 21 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:13,948 {\an8}Okay. 22 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:18,119 {\an8}-I don't even get a doughnut? -No, I'm mad at you. 23 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,955 {\an8}-Wha-- -You hurt my best friend in the world. 24 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,040 {\an8}She hurt me. 25 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,083 {\an8}Oh, bullshit. 26 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,335 {\an8}[clears throat] Uh, she had an affair. 27 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,004 {\an8}-[laughs] No, she didn't. -She practically had an affair. 28 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,841 {\an8}She exchanged a few flirty emails with a PTA Dad. 29 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,678 {\an8}I think their hands may have touched once as they gazed at each other 30 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,014 {\an8}over a pancake breakfast fundraiser at the school. 31 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,891 {\an8}It was embarrassingly chaste. 32 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,976 {\an8}She had real feelings for him, all right? She told me. 33 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:45,647 {\an8}-She wanted you to fight for her. -She wanted me to leave, Tully, so I left. 34 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,192 {\an8}She was playing divorce chicken, and you lost, buddy. 35 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,069 {\an8}-It's not like that. -[sighs] 36 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,530 {\an8}-Neither of us are happy. -Nobody's happy. 37 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,826 {\an8}You don't get married to be happy. You get married so, you know, 38 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,662 {\an8}you have someone to share your unhappiness with. 39 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,163 {\an8}[chuckles] 40 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,832 {\an8}Oh, I missed you. 41 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,209 {\an8}-How's the show? -Fucking nightmare. 42 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:11,965 {\an8}My best producer took off for New York to interview for some insane job 43 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,175 {\an8}as an embedded reporter in Iraq. 44 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,593 {\an8}I mean… 45 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,930 {\an8}I'm just hoping he doesn't get it so things can go back to normal. 46 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,432 {\an8}Well, sorry to disappoint. 47 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,436 {\an8}No. No! 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,064 {\an8}I'm so pissed at you right now, Johnny. 49 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,400 {\an8}Ah, join the club. Pissed at myself. 50 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,944 {\an8}You can't go to Iraq. It's a war zone. 51 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,738 {\an8}I used to be a war correspondent. 52 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,158 {\an8}[sighs] 53 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,912 {\an8}You remember that night back at KPOC? 54 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,957 {\an8}When you fell through that glass table? 55 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,042 {\an8}[laughs] 56 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,128 {\an8}I used to have perfect knees. 57 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,463 {\an8}-Oh. -Hmm. 58 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,133 {\an8}Do you remember what you said to me that night? 59 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,343 {\an8}As I was bandaging up your knee? 60 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,388 {\an8}I have no idea. 61 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,183 {\an8}I may have been on a lot of cocaine at the time. 62 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,267 {\an8}[chuckles] 63 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:09,898 {\an8}You said people like us are incapable of leading regular lives. 64 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:14,194 {\an8}And when we try, it kills us. 65 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,613 {\an8}Mmm. 66 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,325 {\an8}[chuckles softly] 67 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,744 {\an8}-[laughing] -What? 68 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,205 {\an8}So that's why you're going to Iraq? 69 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:29,000 {\an8}Because of something a coked-up 22-year-old lunatic 70 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,419 {\an8}told you in the early '80s? 71 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:33,922 {\an8}[laughs] 72 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,216 {\an8}-No. -[laughing] 73 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,344 {\an8}-Can you believe that was 20 years ago? -Yes. 74 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:43,223 {\an8}Oh, God. Everything still seemed possible then. 75 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,643 {\an8}There was still time to fuck up and figure it out. 76 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,436 {\an8}Don't worry, Johnny. 77 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,773 {\an8}You fucked up awful, but there is still time to figure it out. 78 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,360 {\an8}You ever wonder… 79 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,112 {\an8}what would've happened if… 80 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:03,117 {\an8}we'd all made different choices back then? 81 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,132 {\an8}There's clean sheets in the guest room. 82 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,718 {\an8}You can finish the doughnuts. 83 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,931 {\an8}♪ You feel my heat I'm just a moment behind ♪ 84 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,724 {\an8}["Hungry Like the Wolf" playing on stereo] 85 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,184 {\an8}-Ow! -What? 86 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,644 {\an8}You just elbowed me. 87 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,104 {\an8}No, I didn't. 88 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,273 {\an8}You can't even apologize for that? 89 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,774 {\an8}Fine. If it'll make you feel better, 90 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,818 {\an8}I'm sorry that your face just hit me in the elbow. 91 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,278 {\an8}[giggles] 92 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,863 {\an8}Does this lipstick say "Pulitzer Prize winner"? 93 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,699 {\an8}They don't give Pulitzers for TV. 94 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,867 {\an8}That's because they haven't seen the likes of me yet. 95 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,370 {\an8}Of course, no one's gonna see the likes of me 96 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:51,124 {\an8}if Johnny Ryan doesn't get his head out of his ass and give me a shot on camera. 97 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,209 {\an8}No offense. I know he's your boyfriend. 98 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,670 {\an8}Not my boyfriend. He likes you. 99 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:56,879 {\an8}No, he doesn't. 100 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,464 {\an8}He obviously does. 101 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,967 {\an8}I don't even care. I might… 102 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:04,929 {\an8}have had a tiny crush on him when we first met, but I'm over it. 103 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,182 {\an8}Yeah, right, Mularkey. I see through you like a window. 104 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,102 {\an8}Doesn't work out with Johnny, you could always go for Mutt. 105 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,729 {\an8}[laughing] Mutt? 106 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,356 {\an8}What's wrong with Mutt? He is a sexy teddy bear. 107 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,274 {\an8}[laughs] 108 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:19,736 {\an8}Plus, he is a great cameraman, and he's got a total boner for you. 109 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,696 {\an8}Oh, my God. Not even. 110 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,489 {\an8}You never think anyone has a boner for you, 111 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,867 {\an8}even when their boner is staring you right in the face. 112 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,077 {\an8}I don't want to think about Mutt's boner. 113 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,997 {\an8}-Exactly. Eye on the prize. -Ugh… 114 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,459 {\an8}I'm gonna be on camera. You're gonna be my producer. 115 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,506 Firefly Lane girls forever. 116 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,885 ♪ Scent and a sound I'm lost and I'm found ♪ 117 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:47,513 ♪ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♪ 118 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,476 Hey, girls, I brought brunch. 119 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,394 -[dog panting] -Ah! 120 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,689 Hi, do you want a doggy mimosa, sweet baby Axl? 121 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,691 Yes, you do. You're a good boy. 122 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,321 I think my mom knows. 123 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,614 Knows what? 124 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,699 About the pill. And the consent form. 125 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,451 It was in my bag. Now it's gone. 126 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,328 -Did you talk to her about it? -No. 127 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,747 She's just gonna turn it into a mother-daughter moment. 128 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:16,167 -I do not want to talk to her about sex. -I thought you weren't having sex. 129 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,336 I'm not,  but she's not gonna believe that. 130 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,420 You know how she-- 131 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,093 Tully, you should have called. I'm really busy. 132 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,178 Too busy for mimosas? Hogwash. 133 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,262 Well, I am. 134 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,892 Well… I'm gonna go do my homework. 135 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,105 You okay? 136 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:38,773 So good. 137 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,859 You left the party early last night. 138 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,152 I had a headache. 139 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,364 So… [sighs] 140 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,366 Johnny's back. 141 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,952 I know, he called. 142 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,787 He spent the night in my guest bed. 143 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,039 He always knows where to go first. 144 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,168 Maybe you should invite him for dinner tonight. 145 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,338 I'll take Marah to the movies. Give you guys a chance to talk. 146 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,465 No, thanks. I have a big day tomorrow. 147 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,385 Oh, that's right. The job. 148 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,347 You want me to swing by for lunch? Grease the wheels with your new boss? 149 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,641 -Kimber loves me, you know. -I'm good. 150 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:16,853 [exhales] 151 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,356 All right, obviously you are upset with me 152 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,942 about the consent form, so let's just have it out. 153 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:23,985 [dishwasher slams shut] 154 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,736 Damn right I'm upset. You had no right… 155 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:26,988 Will you just let me explain? 156 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,949 …giving my daughter powerful drugs without my consent? 157 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,993 She promised she'd talk to you before she had sex. 158 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:34,287 -Oh, so that makes it okay? -She came to me for a reason. 159 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,038 She doesn't feel comfortable talking to you. 160 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,957 She came because she knew you wouldn't say no. 161 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,334 You lecture her. You forget what it's like to be a teenager. 162 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,004 Because I'm not a teenager. I'm an adult. I'm her mother. 163 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,465 -You crossed the line, Tully. -[scoffs] 164 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,717 I shouldn't be surprised. You don't know there is a line. 165 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,011 Come on, don't you think you're overreacting just a bit? 166 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,097 No. You're not a mother. You'll never understand. 167 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,686 You know what? I don't need this shit. I was trying to help you. 168 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,982 I don't need your help, Tully. Just stay out of my problems. 169 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:03,900 [door slams] 170 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,652 [rock music playing] 171 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,030 Whoa. I got you. 172 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,200 Oh, no, I spilled my beer. 173 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,160 I'll get you another one. 174 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,038 [Tully chuckles] 175 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:29,550 I think you look like Ryan O'Neal. 176 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,762 I think you look like heaven. 177 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,181 [sighs] 178 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,690 [laughs] 179 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:45,608 Whoa. 180 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,401 That was your tongue. 181 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,486 [chuckles] 182 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,447 Let's go somewhere more private. 183 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,284 [giggles] 184 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,498 [giggling] 185 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,042 [both grunt softly] 186 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:09,757 Mmm. 187 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,425 I like kissing. 188 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,219 Me too. 189 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,851 Oh, I… 190 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,019 I feel spinny. 191 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,730 You'll feel better if you sit down. 192 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,194 [Tully] Wait. Wait. 193 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,571 Wait, Pat. 194 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,406 Pat. 195 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,824 -Pat! -What? 196 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,494 Can't we just-- Can we just, like, kiss or something? 197 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,663 -I thought we were… -Uh… 198 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,666 I know. I just wanna slow down. I don't feel so good. 199 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,002 Shh. I know how to make you feel better. 200 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,420 [Tully] No, wait. 201 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,421 Wait. 202 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,674 Wait. Please, please stop. 203 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,050 Stop. Pat, please. 204 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,927 [belt unbuckling] 205 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,637 Wait. Wait. 206 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,889 I don't… I don't want to. 207 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,101 I thought you were a cool girl, Tully Hart. 208 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,145 Don't be a tease. 209 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,230 [groans] 210 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,065 No, stop. 211 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,984 -Pat. Pat, no. -Shh. 212 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,319 Please. 213 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,781 [Pat grunts] 214 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,533 [grunts] 215 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,039 Mom! 216 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,170 Mom! Mom! 217 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,255 [sobbing] Mom! 218 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,550 Mom! 219 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,219 [door opens] 220 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,180 -Robbie, you're back. -Hey. 221 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,975 Sean, Robbie's here! 222 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:44,977 Are you doing a puzzle? 223 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:49,065 Oh yeah, um, it's--  My mom bought it for me. 224 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,776 It's really lame, but I didn't want to hurt her feelings. 225 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:54,445 Well, can I help? I am the puzzle master. 226 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:55,780 Oh. 227 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,157 Sure. Uh… 228 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,451 it's of a horse. 229 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,912 Oh, that's okay. I'll do any puzzle. 230 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:07,708 So, no big plans for you tonight, huh, Katie? 231 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:12,963 No. All my friends are at a math league conference in Seattle. 232 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:13,964 What friends? 233 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,966 -You don't have any friends. -Shut up. Yes, I do. 234 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,009 No, you don't. 235 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:20,012 Come on, Robbie. Let's go upstairs. Keep working on that song? 236 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,516 Yeah, after we finish this corner. We're so close. 237 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,020 [sighs] Okay. 238 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,371 [Pat groans] 239 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,589 [zips fly] 240 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,258 Wanna go get some more beer? 241 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,386 Hey. What's wrong with you? 242 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,309 What, are you mad or something? 243 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,063 Hey, you asked me to kiss you. You-- 244 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,234 [scoffs] You were all over me. You acted like you-- 245 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,239 Look, you can't just lead a guy on like that and then go cold. 246 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:21,991 It's not fair. 247 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,535 I'm gonna go get some more beer. 248 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:31,292 ["Oh! Sweet Nuthin'" by The Velvet Underground playing] 249 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,213 ♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪ 250 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,301 [retches] 251 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,970 [coughs] 252 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:51,729 ♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪ 253 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:57,401 ♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪ 254 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,573 ♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪ 255 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,867 ♪ Sweet nuthin' ♪ 256 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,370 ♪ She ain't got nothing at all ♪ 257 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:13,000 ♪ Oh, sweet, sweet nuthin' She ain't got nothing at all ♪ 258 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,502 [horse nickers] 259 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,175 [crickets chirping] 260 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,302 [horse snorts] 261 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,431 [Tully sniffling] 262 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,850 Uh, she likes carrots. 263 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,820 When I was a kid, I never understood why they called it Firefly Lane. 264 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,823 There's no fireflies. 265 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,952 But sometimes at night if it gets dark enough, 266 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,288 I swear it becomes, like, this optical illusion. 267 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,333 The stars turn into all these little yellow dots 268 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,335 and they start to fall all around you. 269 00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:00,130 If you squint your eyes or pretend… 270 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,261 they really do look like fireflies. 271 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,933 I sound like a nerd. [chuckles] 272 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,604 How was the party? 273 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,024 You don't look so good. 274 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,485 Ew. You… 275 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,320 reek, like puke. 276 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,446 I'm fine. 277 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,452 -[distant train whistle blows] -Hey. 278 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,707 She's gonna get better. 279 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:35,749 What? 280 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,334 Oh. 281 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,589 My aunt Georgia had cancer, super grody, all her hair fell out, 282 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,007 but she's fine now. 283 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,884 Your mom's gonna be fine, too. 284 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,136 Right. 285 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,391 Pat Richmond… 286 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,479 took me to that party. 287 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,234 God, I'm so stupid. 288 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,612 I didn't realize… 289 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,156 [sobs] 290 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,826 [sniffles] I wanted him to stop. 291 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:15,164 I told him to stop, but he wouldn't. 292 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,459 When he was done… 293 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,754 he just left me there. 294 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,799 In the woods, like it was nothing. 295 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,717 What? 296 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303 I know. You think it's my fault. 297 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,723 Are you okay? We've gotta tell somebody about this. 298 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,100 -He needs to be-- -Who? I went with him, and I was drunk. 299 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,561 Nobody'll believe I didn't want it. They'll say it's my fault. 300 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,438 -But it's not your fault. -It doesn't matter. 301 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,984 Okay? We can't tell anybody. I shouldn't have even told you. 302 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,488 Now it has to be our secret, okay? 303 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,786 Okay. 304 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,667 Okay, well, I better book it. [sniffles] 305 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,251 Yeah, me too. It's late. 306 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,596 [sobs] 307 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,724 [sniffling] 308 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,854 Kate, it's me. Again. 309 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:24,358 Monday morning. This is fucking stupid. Would you just call me back? 310 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,235 I know I shouldn't have signed that form, 311 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,571 but also, I forgive you for all the shitty things you said. 312 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,157 I think we can agree we were both wrong, 313 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,536 and I sent you flowers to your new job, and I picked them out myself. 314 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287 Not my assistant. 315 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,664 So call me back. 316 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,792 ["We Win, We Lose" playing] 317 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,380 ♪ This is so strange This is so new ♪ 318 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,342 ♪ Caught in the middle I don't know what to do ♪ 319 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,761 ♪ Rhythm is my middle name ♪ 320 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,057 You can't… have… this. 321 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,394 Kimber, hi. I'm so sorry. I-- These flowers just arrived. 322 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,689 I didn't know. Um, I have an overzealous friend. [chuckles] 323 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,858 Mm. 324 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,655 [Kimber] Kate, follow. 325 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,241 Ugh. 326 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:18,328 I am so fucking hungover right now it is not even funny. 327 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,998 [Kate] I thought maybe we could go over my duties, 328 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,709 and you could tell me how you'd like me to arrange your schedule, 329 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,962 and if there's anything that you need from me right now, or-- 330 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,591 I need Tully Hart. When are you getting me that interview? 331 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,594 It's, um, it's in motion. I'm into it with her people. 332 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,096 I puked twice on the way over here. 333 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,724 Maybe, um, you'd like me to go get you some coffee? 334 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,060 Oh, yes. I am dying. 335 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:42,895 [moans] 336 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,063 [cell phone chimes] 337 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,191 [groans] 338 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,860 Could you read this email for me? 339 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,987 Oh. Of course. 340 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,114 Um… [clears throat] 341 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,492 "Kimber, I'm sorry I didn't show up last night." 342 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,703 "It's not that I've met someone else, it's just that I'd… 343 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,289 like to." 344 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,709 "I'll mail you your key." 345 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,337 "Don't call me." 346 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,339 What do you think it means? 347 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,174 [Kimber scoffs] 348 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,719 Is he breaking up with me on an email? 349 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,764 I mean, it reads that way to me. 350 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,350 Ugh! Goddamn it! Fuck you, Brendan! 351 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,519 I didn't even like you anyway. 352 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,313 I just wanted someone hot to take to my sister's wedding. 353 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,606 Ugh! 354 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,358 Modern dating is the worst. 355 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:34,071 It's like technology has turned everyone into a bunch of ill-mannered cowards. 356 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,199 Nobody can have an actual face-to-face conversation in 2003. 357 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,493 Everything is virtual. Love Is dead. 358 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,788 The Matrix is real, and I am gonna be 30 next month. 359 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,873 [softly] Thirty. 360 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,421 I thought I'd have babies before I needed Botox, but it is all gonna be over soon. 361 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,716 No offense. 362 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,469 Oh, it's-- None taken. 363 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,595 -[dog whines] -[groans] 364 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,224 Joan Didion, no! Bad dog. 365 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,267 What is she doing? 366 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,602 -[dog whimpering] -[Kimber sighs] 367 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,063 My poor baby's uncomfortable. 368 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,357 She needs to have her glands expressed. 369 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,568 Well, do you want me to take her to the groomers? 370 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,321 I don't trust the groomer with my little Joanie Didion. 371 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,116 I would do it myself, but I just had a manicure. 372 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:22,411 Oh yeah. That's… tough. 373 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,540 Hey, maybe… Maybe you could. 374 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,626 Express her glands? 375 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,713 Yeah. Oh, it's super easy. 376 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,674 All you have to do is press on her ass until the liquid comes out. 377 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,927 I… don't really know how to do that. 378 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,847 There's a website with a diagram if you need help. 379 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,806 Uh… 380 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,725 Okay. I guess. Sure. 381 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,186 [Kimber] Great. Thank you so much. 382 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,607 You are such a pro. 383 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,025 My total hero. 384 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,485 Dear Brendan, 385 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,322 fuck you. 386 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,115 [sighs] 387 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,826 That must have been a real low point for you. 388 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,330 And what did he say when he left you at the altar? 389 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,040 Oh, it wasn't at the altar. 390 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,126 We were at Uncle Freddy's by the pig roaster, and-- 391 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,754 But, how did it make you feel? 392 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:18,550 To be abandoned on what should have been the most special day of your life? 393 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,929 I just kept thinking I wish my mother was there. 394 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,474 I only went so over the top with the wedding planning 'cause I… 395 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,268 was missing her and trying to cover up the pain. 396 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,939 My mom was everything to me, you know? 397 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,108 [voice breaking]  I just wanted my mother. 398 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,861 Stop. Lose this shot. My face looks weird. 399 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,322 It's called human emotion. You're bringing us into her story. 400 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,700 I am distracting you from her story with my bizarre lip quiver. 401 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,619 -Lose the shot, Sam. -Sam, do not lose the shot. 402 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,247 -We'll bring up some audience shots. -Audience? What are you crazy? 403 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,165 -We're not going to the audience. -Do it, Sam. 404 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,751 -We don't have time for this. -We have to output in three minutes. 405 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,628 Just bring up some audience alts. 406 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,381 -They're asking where the tape is. -Just, we're almost done. 407 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,591 Know what? Dead mother's sister was sitting in the front 408 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,843 doing an ugly cry face the entire time. Just cut to her. 409 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,345 Tully, this is a show about you. 410 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,681 -I don't like the close up. -Guys, this is airing today. 411 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,891 What if we play a two-shot so I still see your reaction, 412 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,268 then cut to the ugly crying aunt. 413 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,436 Ya know, I didn't even want to do a bridezilla episode. 414 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,688 -It is offensive. -Two minutes. 415 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,398 -Okay! -All right! 416 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,149 -And I still have to do the bumper. -Fine. 417 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,068 Fine. Do it in the two-shot, 418 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,488 and then cut to the sobbing aunt, you monumental pain in my ass. 419 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,282 Says the monumental pain in my ass. 420 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408 [sighs] 421 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,784 [video scrubbing] 422 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,828 What am I gonna do without you? 423 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,121 [keyboard clacking] 424 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,497 Drive someone else insane. 425 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:39,089 Okay, Joan. As Madonna once said, express yourself. 426 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,090 [dog whining] 427 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,426 -Oh, so gross, so gross… -[squirting noise] 428 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,343 Oh, my God. 429 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:47,180 Give me five minutes. I'll be right there. I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was occup-- 430 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,140 Hi. 431 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,391 Is that dog all right? 432 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,853 Oh, yeah. She's fine.  She's just a little, uh… 433 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,313 backed up. It's all good. 434 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,940 Okay, then. I'll just pretend like I never saw any of this. 435 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,400 -Yes, please. -Okay. 436 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,235 -[cell phone ringing] -[Kate] Shit. 437 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,155 Um, do you want me to get that for you? 438 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,699 No, it's just if it's my boss, Kimber-- 439 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,827 -[chuckles] -You're Kimber Watts' assistant? 440 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,454 I'm her two o'clock. 441 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,831 Wait, you're Gideon Vega? The photographer? 442 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,751 Well, not the photographer. A photographer. 443 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,378 I am such a huge fan. I love your work. 444 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,173 Okay. [clears throat] 445 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,299 [ringing continues] 446 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,010 Good news, it's not Kimber. Somebody named Johnny. 447 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,887 Oh. That's my husband. Well, we're not married. 448 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,931 I mean, we are, but we're separated. He's picking our daughter up at school 449 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,267 and taking her home and making her dinner. It's awkward. 450 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,853 I mean, it's not. It's fine. Whatever. We're figuring it out. 451 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:35,979 Why am I still talking? 452 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,731 Yeah. 453 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,902 I'll just put that right there for you. 454 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:42,819 Right. 455 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,073 Really nice meeting you, um… 456 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,241 -Kate. -[Gideon] Kate. 457 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,119 -Yeah. -Good luck with your, uh, expressing. 458 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,039 -[Kate laughs] Thanks. -[dog barks] 459 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:55,123 [door shuts] 460 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,125 -[exhales] -[dog whines] 461 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,962 Jesus, Joan. 462 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,341 This week on "Carol Tries It," 463 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,052 we're exploring the final musical frontier. 464 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:11,098 Are you tired of vinyl records that warp and skip? 465 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:15,936 What about cassette tapes that unspool right in the middle of your favorite song? 466 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:20,273 Well, there's a solution coming straight from the exotic Orient. 467 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,568 It may look like something from the year 2000, 468 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:28,532 but this technology can be found right here in 1982. 469 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,076 The sound quality is clear as a bell, 470 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:35,414 and these discs are practically indestructible. 471 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,332 See? It's scratch-proof. 472 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:42,712 Each compact disc player costs over $1000, and are only available in Japan. 473 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,425 But surely CDs are the wave of the future, 474 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:50,554 or what you might call the "new wave" of the future. 475 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,680 [new wave music playing] 476 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,392 I'm Carol Mansour, and I just tried it. 477 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,935 -Back to you, Chuck. -[mouthing] 478 00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,229 [Johnny groans] 479 00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:03,233 So glad I was here for the exact moment when journalism was murdered for good. 480 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:06,820 Right? I could've done this so much better than her. She can't even dance. 481 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,196 You guys don't get it. 482 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,240 This is Andy Kaufman-level performance art. 483 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,825 Carol's a genius. 484 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,910 [song skips] 485 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,120 [grunts] 486 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,538 Why is it doing that? 487 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,873 Because you scratched it. 488 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,040 It's scratch-proof. 489 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,334 That's the whole point. It's indestructible. 490 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,212 Don't worry. We got it. Have to trim that back anyway. Good stuff, Carol. 491 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,173 -Yeah. -Lights off. Lights off. 492 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:33,138 -So I heard there might be drinks later. -Sean! 493 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,598 [laughs excitedly] 494 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,308 I can't believe it. 495 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,018 -[Sean grunts] Oh… -Oh, my God. 496 00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,896 Look at you. Mutt, this is my big brother, Sean. 497 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,773 He's been overseas. I haven't seen him in two whole years. 498 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,693 Thank you for your service. You have an excellent sister. 499 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,736 Thank you. 500 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,614 Look at you. You look so handsome. 501 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,241 You just look like Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman. 502 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,409 Right? 503 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,330 -Okay. Gotta get back to work. -All right. 504 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,540 I mean women must be throwing themselves at you. 505 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,251 Oh, I mean, I don't-- I don't know. 506 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,837 I can't believe how glamorous this place is. 507 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,923 Well, I mean, it's kind of a dump. 508 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:12,427 You're working with Carol Mansour. That is Miss Washington State 1967. 509 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,972 She literally keeps her sash and tiara in a glass case on her desk. 510 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,267 -Sean, you asshole! -Oh, boy. 511 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,019 Please tell me you are back for good? 512 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:24,481 Stationed at Kitsap for six months, and then officially off active duty. 513 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,525 Yay! Big brother's home. 514 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:29,236 -We are so partying together tonight. -Yes, we are. 515 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,780 -Hey. Johnny Ryan. -Hey. Sean. 516 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,406 -This is Kate's big brother.  -Yes. 517 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,492 We love him even though he used to torture us 518 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,327 in the good old days on Firefly Lane. 519 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,704 Oh, the good old days. Where you moved in across the street 520 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,373 and started corrupting my little sister. 521 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,918 Oh, please. Kate has always been a good girl, even when she was bad. 522 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,711 I can't even imagine Kate being bad. 523 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,921 -She wasn't. -She wasn't. 524 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,839 [scoffing] I was too, you guys. 525 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,759 I am still bad. You don't even know. 526 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:53,843 [all laugh] 527 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,428 I've got to say, these two? 528 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,390 Separately, impressive, sure. But together? 529 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,893 A terrifying force of nature that will take over the world one day. 530 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,019 God help us all. 531 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,313 [Tully and Kate laugh] 532 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,191 -I can't believe you're here. -It's me. 533 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,693 -Hello. -Me neither! 534 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,152 Oh, what's happening? 535 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,321 Let's party! 536 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,240 -[cell phone rings] -Kimber. Hi. 537 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,994 Yeah, I'm getting your coffee. Yes, five shots of espresso. 538 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,581 Yeah, hot enough to burn the skin off your tongue. I am on it. 539 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,374 -[camera shutter clicks] -[Gideon] Hey. 540 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,127 Kate, right? I need to check some light levels. 541 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,713 Could you stand there? It'll just take a second. 542 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,299 Wait, you mean like take my picture? 543 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,259 Let me get that for you there. 544 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:36,595 Um… 545 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,264 Okay, sure. I guess. 546 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,229 Little to the left. 547 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,148 -My left, your left? -Your left. 548 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,066 -[camera snaps] -[Kate laughs awkwardly] 549 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,776 What should I do with my hands? 550 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,403 Just stand naturally. 551 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,615 I don't really do anything naturally. 552 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,075 -[clears throat] -[camera snaps] 553 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,327 So, how's your dog? 554 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,745 Oh, she's not my dog. 555 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:05,540 No? So that whole gland thing is just something you like to do 556 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,000 with the neighborhood strays? 557 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,501 [laughs] 558 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,673 Beautiful. Thanks. 559 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,681 You pitched me the same five ideas last month. 560 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,851 Yes, but this is a fresh take, Roger. 561 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:28,688 There is no fresh take on Kurt Cobain. He's been dead nine years. 562 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:33,818 I can get an exclusive with Frances Bean's original nanny. 563 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,196 I want to hear something else. 564 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,995 Sorry to just dive in here. Remember that story you were pitching me earlier? 565 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,538 Love in the age of the Internet. 566 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,291 How technology is the death of modern romance. 567 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,919 Now that feels fresh. I like that. 568 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,255 [scoffs] Me too. That's why I pitched it. 569 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,674 Well, let's hear it, then. 570 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,718 [whispers] Oh,my God. Thank you. 571 00:27:58,802 --> 00:27:59,886 [cell phone ringing] 572 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,348 [Kimber] I was dating this guy  named Brendan. Total dick. 573 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,850 [Tully] Kate, you cannot keep ignoring me. 574 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,852 This is ridiculous. 575 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,271 It's Tully, by the way. Call me back. 576 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,191 [sighs] 577 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:20,448 [inhales] 578 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,663 -Hi. -[fans clamoring] 579 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,707 -[man] Look here! -[woman] I love you! 580 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,710 Thanks for being out here in the rain, guys. 581 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,087 -Thank you. -[girl] Can I get a photo? 582 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,506 All right, you guys. I love y'all. 583 00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,049 -Thank you! -[girl] Thank you! 584 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,093 [Tully] Mularkey, I need you! 585 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,095 [sniffing] Oh! 586 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,597 Would you get over here and party with us? 587 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,682 I'm working. 588 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,017 [Tully] Why is she like this? 589 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,269 Kate's a good girl. 590 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,020 She's a great girl. 591 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,403 Anyone want another beer? Yeah? 592 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,990 I cannot get over this uniform. 593 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,493 I am seriously having to refrain myself from jumping your bones right now. 594 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,245 Please don't, 'cause I'm kind of taken. 595 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,998 [gasps] Way to bury the lede. 596 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,126 Let me guess, let me guess. Pretty surfer boy you met on leave. 597 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:15,712 Like, long, blonde hair. Like Sean Penn only hunkier. 598 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,880 Who's Sean Penn? 599 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,758 Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Spicoli. 600 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:24,179 I don't know what that is, but, um… we met at Pike Place. 601 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,681 -He's a fisherman. -Oh, sexy. 602 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,976 [chuckling] And he wears the little knit cap, and he's old. 603 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,144 -Like, 32. -No. 604 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,313 Yeah, and he kind of looks like Burt Reynolds. 605 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,900 -Does he have a bitching 'stache? -Yeah. And I don't care. 606 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:40,069 I'm-- I'm happy, you know? I think this one is promising. 607 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,822 Like, tell-the-family promising or… 608 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,992 I can't really tell anyone on account of I could get kicked out of the Navy, but… 609 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,077 -Right. -…I am thinking of telling Kate. 610 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,205 Oh, my God. 611 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,414 This is huge. 612 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,834 Oh, thank God. I hate keeping secrets from her, you know? 613 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,169 If you weren't you… [sniffs] 614 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:59,339 …I would never be able to have such incredible self-control. 615 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,674 [snorts] 616 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,344 Oh! Yes. I have an idea. [sniffs] 617 00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:05,303 Oh, God. 618 00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,097 It's terrible. I'm sorry. I'll work on it some more. 619 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,432 Stop it. It's really good. 620 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,059 No, no. It's just the tenth draft. 621 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,895 -I can do better. -Hey, back up, grabby. I'm not done yet. 622 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:18,316 Seriously, I've never written a whole story all by myself before. 623 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,526 It's embarrassing. 624 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:23,530 It's great. 625 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,491 That's why I gave you the assignment. 626 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,411 I will show this to Carol, and she will fucking hate it. 627 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,371 [Kate laughs] 628 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:34,624 And then I'll pitch it to Tacoma anyway and see what they say. 629 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:38,795 Just, uh, don't forget about me when you become a big famous journalist. 630 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,339 Oh, I'd never forget about you. 631 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,841 [chuckles softly] 632 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,926 [Tully] Hello. 633 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,387 [Johnny snorts, laughing] 634 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,847 Oh, my God, she can't do that. 635 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,475 Carol is gonna freak. There will be murder. [chuckles] 636 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,310 Sometimes I look at her and I wonder, 637 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,521 what happened to that girl to make her so-- 638 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,814 [Kate] Nuts? 639 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,607 Sad. 640 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,902 Wait, you think Tully's sad? 641 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,195 Don't you? 642 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,823 Yeah. I mean, she's the saddest person I know. 643 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:09,409 I just-- I didn't think anybody else noticed it. 644 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,911 [Tully] Kate, would you get out here? 645 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,665 I need my producer. I'm going live. [laughs] 646 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,668 [pan sizzling] 647 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,672 [indistinct conversation] 648 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,049 Oh, my God. 649 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:26,926 Tully. 650 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,011 French toast. 651 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,555 You read my mind. 652 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,932 My daughter is a psychic. 653 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,185 -She's gifted. I always knew it. -Okay. 654 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:40,523 Don't push me away. I am your mother. I love you. 655 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,901 Did you seriously wake up this high? 656 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:46,112 Okay. I'm going to go take a bath 657 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,198 and wash off whatever vibes these are you're throwing out, 658 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,785 and when I get back, I'm going to eat some French toast. 659 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,957 And you are gonna be in a better mood. 660 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,418 Okay? 661 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,674 Go easy on your mom, kid. 662 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,969 -She's a great lady who's had a hard life. -[scoffs] 663 00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:10,970 Thanks, Dad. 664 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,308 You're lucky I'm not your dad, 665 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:18,811 'cause I'd smack that smug look right off your face, Tallulah. 666 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,606 [heartbeat thumping] 667 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,359 Now where do you keep the twisty ties? 668 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,861 [heartbeat accelerates] 669 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,821 [sizzling] 670 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,033 [intense music builds] 671 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,914 Ow! Ow! 672 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:38,873 What the-- 673 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500 -What is going on? -She burned me! 674 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,502 -He touched me! -Touched you? Where? 675 00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:43,628 On my arm. 676 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,588 -Where's the butter? -On your arm? 677 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,423 -So you burned him? -He was in my space. 678 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,675 He's always in my space. 679 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,636 -This better not leave a scar. -Oh, it'll ruin your modeling career. 680 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,722 Tully. Don't cry wolf. 681 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:57,684 Come here, baby. 682 00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:01,187 -I'm gonna go take a bath. -[man groans] 683 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,022 [man] God. 684 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,487 [sniffles] 685 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,075 [Kate laughing] 686 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,707 [both laughing] 687 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,002 [crying softly] 688 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:35,263 -You would do it, right? -[laughing] 689 00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:40,685 -No. No… -[laughing] 690 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,577 -Hey. -I was about to leave. 691 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,079 Yeah, sorry I'm late. I, um… 692 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,417 I was driving this old man who got hit by a car to the hospital. 693 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,710 Is he okay? 694 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,629 Uh… died on the way, actually. 695 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,884 So… [chuckles] 696 00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,636 You're like a Good Samaritan? 697 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,679 EMT. 698 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,390 Yeah, I just got off my shift. 699 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,851 -Can I get you anything? -Can I have a Guinness? 700 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,899 You know, that's the first time anybody's assistant 701 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,650 has ever called me to set up a date. 702 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,069 This isn't a date. 703 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,821 Okay. Uh, what is it? 704 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:36,491 I'm not sure yet. 705 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:41,412 So I looked you up on the Internet. You're really famous. 706 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,165 I'm aware. 707 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,460 I mean, obviously I knew that. It's just, you know, you're like… 708 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:48,711 You're… 709 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:49,629 noteworthy. 710 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,466 -Parents, they must be pretty proud, huh? -[chuckles] 711 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:56,385 -Not exactly. -Thank you. 712 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,347 My mother's dead. I never knew my father. 713 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,307 Oh, shit. Uh… 714 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,602 When did she pass? 715 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,354 When I was 15. 716 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,649 I'm so sorry about that. 717 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,152 Don't be. She wasn't much of a mother. 718 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:20,201 Well, you know, maybe that's why you are so good at your job, 719 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,870 you know, that kind of adversity from such a young age. 720 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,540 I'm sure that makes you, you know, stronger 721 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:29,669 and determined. Plus, you know, it gives you insight 722 00:35:29,752 --> 00:35:33,589 into people, you know, for when you're, like, interviewing them and whatnot. 723 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,299 Or something. [chuckles] 724 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,217 [laughs] 725 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,552 You're laughing at me. 726 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,388 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just-- I'm spewing bullshit here because-- 727 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,224 Oh, shit. You make me really nervous. 728 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,479 Is this what you do? Is this how you get people to talk? 729 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,356 Doing that thing you're doing with your eyes? 730 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,358 You want to have sex in the bathroom? 731 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,652 [coughs] 732 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,865 -Yeah. Let's, um-- Sure. -I'm interviewing the governor tomorrow. 733 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,117 I need to be back to work in half an hour to prep. 734 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,536 Yeah, totally. That makes sense. Actually… 735 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,453 [clears throat] 736 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,538 I'm in a hurry too. 737 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:08,541 I'm playing croquet with the mayor at five, so… 738 00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:16,340 Knock twice. 739 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:18,968 Okay. 740 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:22,388 ["Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by The Police playing] 741 00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,565 ♪ Though I've tried before to tell her ♪ 742 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:38,654 ♪ Of the feelings I have for her  In my heart ♪ 743 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:45,828 ♪ Every time that I come near her I just lose my nerve ♪ 744 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:50,082 ♪ As I've done from the start ♪ 745 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:58,299 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on ♪ 746 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:05,014 ♪ Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on ♪ 747 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,850 We need to talk about makeup. 748 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,353 You need help. And I'm not being a bitch. 749 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,646 Really. I just-- 750 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,940 I know a lot about fashion. It's a gift. 751 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,485 A gift that I want to share with you. 752 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,655 What? 753 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,448 Nothing. 754 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:27,161 Okay. Anyway, I could come to your house? 755 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,162 After school? 756 00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:29,705 Tonight? 757 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,874 [laughs] 758 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:40,800 ♪ Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on ♪ 759 00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:46,180 ♪ Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on ♪ 760 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,141 [all] Five. Four. Three. 761 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,309 -Two-- -Come on. 762 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,103 [all exclaim] 763 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,354 [laughing] 764 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:55,356 You guys are real assholes. 765 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:00,403 Tully, what are you doing? 766 00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,780 Live from Seattle, 767 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,824 wearing a stolen tiara, 768 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,034 this is Tully Hart. 769 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,161 And I just tried it. 770 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,122 -Cocaine, that is. -[all laughing] 771 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,623 And let me just say, 772 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,208 it is the wave of the-- 773 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,501 [yelps] 774 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,170 -[Kate] Tully! Oh my God. -[Johnny] Okay. Watch your feet, Kate. 775 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:19,672 -How you feeling, Tully? -Oh, no. 776 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,631 You okay? 777 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,259 -You're all right. Okay. -Ow! I think I hurt my knee. 778 00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:25,303 -[Kate] Oh, my God. -[Johnny] Whoa! Yeah, you did. 779 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,013 -[Tully] Shit. -[Johnny] You're all right. 780 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,806 Let's get you out of there. 781 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:30,433 -Okay. Watch out.  -Her feet. 782 00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:34,186 -Watch your feet. Okay. -Who's gonna tell Carol about the table? 783 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,438 Yeah. Okay. 784 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,899 -Let's go and find you a first aid kit. -[laughs] Whoo! Oh, my hero. 785 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:42,778 -Okay. That was our best table, you know? -[Tully laughing] 786 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,118 Who broke the table? 787 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,167 [Sean] What are you doing? 788 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,002 Cleaning up. 789 00:38:58,753 --> 00:38:59,587 Right. 790 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:01,672 [sighs] 791 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,799 So… 792 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:05,551 [chuckles] 793 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,303 Tully hasn't really changed. 794 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,139 Yeah, she just gets more… Tully. 795 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,808 He'll be good for her, though. 796 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,101 Who? 797 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,563 Johnny. He's obviously into her. 798 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:18,731 They always are, 799 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,067 but that's the kind of guy  she needs, you know? 800 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,612 Someone that sees her, cares about her, someone that will treat her right. 801 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:31,118 Wow. Yeah, no, you're totally right. I mean, he's perfect for her. Um… 802 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,915 So what about you? You meet any nice girls lately? 803 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:38,959 Uh… [clears throat] 804 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:44,090 As a matter of fact, yes. I have met someone. 805 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:45,633 [laughs] Thank God. 806 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,843 Do you know Mom literally prays every Sunday night 807 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,387 that you'll finally get a girlfriend? 808 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,515 It's like she thinks there's something wrong with you just because you're picky. 809 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,811 Mom thinks something's wrong with me? 810 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,938 Basically. I mean, you know how Mom and Dad get. 811 00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:02,566 I keep telling them not to worry, that you just haven't met the right woman. 812 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,736 But now you have. So tell me about her. What's she like? Is she… 813 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,698 Is she sweet? Is she fun? Do you think Mom will like her? 814 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:10,741 [scoffs] 815 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,995 Uh, you know what? I don't want to jinx it by talking about it. 816 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,874 Well, I can't wait to meet her. 817 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,085 Yeah. Yeah. 818 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:22,670 Me either. 819 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:29,385 Is it bad… 820 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,929 that I can't feel my knee? 821 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,475 I think that's a sign that you need to stay off the cocaine. 822 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,435 Ha. 823 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,437 Nah. 824 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,313 [laughs] 825 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:44,859 God, I should put this back. I don't know what I was thinking. 826 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:50,322 You just can't help yourself. You have to break the rules. 827 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:51,866 [Tully laughs] Please. 828 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,953 Don't even pretend you're not exactly the same way. 829 00:40:56,036 --> 00:41:00,875 You may be hiding out here in this dead-end job right now, 830 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,586 but you don't fool me for a second, Johnny Ryan. 831 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:09,508 Someday you'll be back out there, jumping into the fray. 832 00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:11,385 [chuckles] 833 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,845 People like us… 834 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:16,599 can't live regular lives. 835 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:21,103 When we try, it kills us. 836 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,276 [door opens] 837 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:29,528 -[unzips fly] -[both] No, no, no! 838 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,781 This isn't the bathroom? 839 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,158 No. 840 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,659 [zips fly] 841 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,330 [door shuts] 842 00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:41,165 -[laughs] -[exhales] 843 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,124 [clears throat] 844 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,668 -Should we get back out there? -Yeah. Yeah. 845 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,129 -You okay to walk on that? Okay. -Yeah. 846 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,423 -Thank you. -Yeah. Yeah. 847 00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,261 Other way, Mutt. 848 00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,639 [clicks tongue] Attaboy. 849 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,310 [exhales] 850 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:04,230 [door opens, closes] 851 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,399 Did I miss dinner? 852 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,903 No, I saved you a plate. 853 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,613 Oh. 854 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,784 -Marah's upstairs doing her homework. -[sighs] 855 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,619 You didn't have to do the dishes. 856 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,705 Really? That's a new angle on me and dishes. 857 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,499 [laughs] 858 00:42:25,292 --> 00:42:26,627 [Kate] Mmm. 859 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,836 So, how'd it go today? 860 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,297 Ugh. It was awful. 861 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,342 And kind of amazing. 862 00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:38,514 God, it just felt so good to be back out there in the world again. 863 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,891 You look good, Katie. 864 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,936 Being out there in the world agrees with you. 865 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:45,729 Thanks. 866 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:50,234 So, what's up with you and Tully? 867 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,364 Why? What'd she say? 868 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,950 Nothing, but I can tell something's up. She's a mess. 869 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:01,537 She's distracted at work. She's asking if I've heard from you. 870 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,872 Please, call her. 871 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,502 She gave Marah birth control pills. 872 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,587 What? 873 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:13,632 -I'm gonna handle it. I am handling it. -Oh, goddamn. 874 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:15,092 -Tully. -I know. 875 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,635 [sighs] 876 00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:20,764 Wait, do you think that means Marah's-- 877 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,851 I don't think so? 878 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937 Okay. I can't. That's, that's-- 879 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:27,938 [laughs] 880 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,857 She's… She's… 881 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,275 She's 14. 882 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,193 I'm going to talk to her. 883 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:34,987 [sighs] 884 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:38,240 Um… 885 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,745 so, what happened in New York? 886 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,749 Um… [pops lips] 887 00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:49,793 I got it. I leave in two months. 888 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,132 Wow. Um… 889 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:57,926 Congratulations. 890 00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:03,265 I know everyone says they want a good divorce-- 891 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,268 [exhales shakily] 892 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,564 World's greatest divorce. 893 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:25,162 [computer chimes] 894 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:35,881 [laughs] 895 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,178 [clatter on window] 896 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:45,891 [clatter on window] 897 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,605 [clatter on window] 898 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,693 [clatter on window] 899 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,116 -Come down. -You're crazy. 900 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,867 Oh, would you just come down. 901 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:06,620 Come down. 902 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:07,705 You're crazy. 903 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,582 Well? You won't answer my damn calls. 904 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,128 [whispering] Okay. Give me a minute. I'm coming down. 905 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,921 Hold on. I'm coming down. 906 00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:21,427 [Tully chuckles] 907 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,974 You were right, Mularkey. I see it. 908 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,184 Fireflies. 909 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,394 It's midnight. 910 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:31,937 Wanna ride bikes? 911 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,023 I'm in my nightgown. 912 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,151 So? 913 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,487 Let's go. 914 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,836 You can't go a whole day without talking to me. 915 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,046 It's too much. 916 00:45:58,672 --> 00:45:59,923 I need you. 917 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,678 You're my soulmate, you bitch. 918 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,765 You're the bitch, bitch. 919 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:12,019 Stop hogging the blank-- Stop hogging the blanket. It's cold. 920 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:15,481 [Kate sniffs] 921 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,150 Today really sucked. I hate when you're mad at me. 922 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,445 -What you did with Marah-- -I-- 923 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:22,905 Never again. I swear. 924 00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:24,490 -Tully. It's not okay. -I know. 925 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,283 -I'm serious. -I know I fucked up. I know. 926 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,119 -I overstepped, I shouldn't have-- -I'm losing her, Tul. 927 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,997 This is where it starts. 928 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,292 First I lost Johnny, and now I'm losing Marah. 929 00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,921 -She's 14. -In four years she'll go to college, 930 00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,757 and I'll be a divorced, underemployed spinster. 931 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:46,345 In four years when she goes to college, we're buying a farm together 932 00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:51,683 on a tropical island, and we'll raise exotic chickens. 933 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,811 Chickens give me the creeps. 934 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,647 -Exotic goats. -[chuckles] 935 00:46:56,730 --> 00:47:01,068 Yeah, you'll just make me do all the work, and I don't want to pick up goat shit. 936 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:04,071 [laughing] We'll have a goat-tender. 937 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,533 -[laughs] -A handsome one named Gunther. 938 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,450 [laughs] 939 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:12,788 He'll only speak Norwegian, but he'll have really soulful eyes. 940 00:47:12,871 --> 00:47:16,917 And he'll have a half-brother named Anders 941 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,628 who will brew his own homemade mead 942 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:25,050 and give amazing foot massages and never ask for anything in return. 943 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:28,554 -Wow. You've really thought this through. -[laughs] 944 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,932 The important thing is we'll be together. 945 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,185 You're not alone, Kate. 946 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,398 You'll never be alone. You are fucking stuck with me forever. 947 00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,401 Forever and ever. 948 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:46,488 Wait up! 949 00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:50,325 [both whooping] 950 00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,077 [rings bell] 951 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,204 Whoo! 952 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,040 -Hurry up! -Wait up! 953 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,668 [both laugh] 954 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,629 [squeals, laughs] 955 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,023 [sighs] 956 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,775 [birds calling] 957 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,529 -[Marah] Time to go.  -Yup. 958 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,780 -I'll drive. -Marah-- 959 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,825 I've had my permit for months now, and you never let me drive. 960 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,036 Okay, okay. Yes. 961 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,498 Wait, are those the earrings that-- 962 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,834 You got so mad at her. 963 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,211 I didn't think a child your age should have diamonds that big. 964 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,797 Like Aunt Tully would ever buy small diamonds. 965 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:46,882 [chuckles] 966 00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,344 They look beautiful. 967 00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:55,057 I miss her. 968 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,226 I know you don't like talking about her. 969 00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,645 It's okay to miss her. 970 00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:01,980 I miss her too. 971 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,653 Come on. We don't want to be late. 972 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:17,871 [soft instrumental music playing]