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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪五秒後開始

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‪四、三、二…

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‪各位先生女士
‪請熱烈歡迎塔莉哈特！

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‪大家好！

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‪歡迎來到《閨蜜時刻》

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‪我是塔莉哈特，感謝大家前來

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‪我愛你們！

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{\an8}‪-1970年6月20日…
‪-嗨，我叫芭比！

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{\an8}‪嗨，我叫史黛西

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{\an8}‪這位是我朋友，多莉

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{\an8}‪西雅圖市中心的金融區…

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{\an8}‪-桃樂絲
‪-我現在叫克蘿了

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{\an8}‪謝謝，查爾斯，西雅圖早安

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{\an8}‪我的塔露拉蘿絲

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{\an8}‪媽媽？

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{\an8}‪是啊

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{\an8}‪我去整理一下客房

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{\an8}‪妳可以去休息一下，清醒過來

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{\an8}‪妳以為我嗑藥了？

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{\an8}‪這是我四年來第一次見我女兒

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{\an8}‪愛就是終極的興奮劑

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{\an8}‪想再跟媽媽一起住嗎？

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{\an8}‪-好嗎？走吧！
‪-我的東西！

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{\an8}‪妳不需要那些物質主義，塔露拉

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{\an8}‪-桃樂絲…
‪-我是她母親，她歸我管

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{\an8}‪-外婆！
‪-要找律師隨便妳

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{\an8}‪我要帶我女兒走

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{\an8}‪塔莉，塔莉，等等！

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{\an8}‪妳知道我的電話號碼和地址，對吧？

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{\an8}‪行了行了

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{\an8}‪知道

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{\an8}‪如果妳被嚇到或是需要甚麼

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{\an8}‪妳就打給我，知道嗎？

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{\an8}‪直接打給我

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{\an8}‪這是我女兒塔露拉

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{\an8}‪酷

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{\an8}‪妳會打給我的，對吧？

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{\an8}‪等等

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{\an8}‪-請等等，塔莉！
‪-拜拜外婆！

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{\an8}‪要做愛，不要作戰！

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{\an8}‪（不要作戰！）

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‪（要和平，不要作戰）

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‪（停止戰爭，免得自食其果）

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‪（停止殺戮）

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‪要做愛，不要作戰！

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{\an8}‪媽，妳在哪裡？

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{\an8}‪媽！

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{\an8}‪媽？

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{\an8}‪妳在哪裡？

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{\an8}‪媽媽

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‪塔莉

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‪我恨死她！

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‪塔莉！

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‪哇，塔露拉，妳…長大了

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‪妳母親覺得妳可以嘗試搬去跟她…

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‪收好行李，妳要跟我一起住了

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‪（螢火蟲巷）

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‪凱蒂，準備上學了！

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‪（例行公事）

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‪麥樂琪家庭校車十分鐘後出發

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‪我自己坐巴士就行了，不要坐蠢人車

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‪有妳坐在裡面的都是蠢人車吧

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‪對面街有人搬來

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‪或許會有跟妳同齡的女生

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‪-妳能交個朋友也好
‪-我有朋友啊

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‪不，妳是之前有
‪現在她們都變得受歡迎，把妳無視了

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‪妳可以去交新朋友

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‪要是妳願意用心去交朋友

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‪妳會發現其他人很快就會…

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‪怎麼會又是做大改造節目
‪國家還在戰事當中

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‪噢，我最愛大改造節目了

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‪我以前明明是個記者

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‪嗨，我是塔莉哈特

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‪今天的《閨蜜時刻》

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‪朵絲科沃特作為人母
‪以為自己能駕馭一切

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‪作為全職牙科醫生，壓力山大的她

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‪回到家還要通宵縫製服裝

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‪給女兒參加選美比賽

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‪朵絲在超級市場
‪買聖誕火腿的時候崩潰了

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‪2003年急速的生活節奏幾乎把她害死

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‪-不過那次崩潰提醒了她…
‪-別在我的私人時間打給我

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‪我要不要去做眼睛？

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‪老實說吧，我看起來很疲憊

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‪買火腿時會崩潰那種疲憊
‪還是普通那種？

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‪我看起來像40歲

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‪那就沒問題啦，妳都43歲了

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‪妳幹嘛這麼毒舌？

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‪因為有時候真的很難同情妳

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‪我們在各個年齡層的收視都下降了
‪肯定是這雙眼睛害的

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‪-靠，妳在擔心嗎？
‪-到黃金週會振作起來

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‪我找到一篇獨家訪談
‪那個殺夫後拿去餵貓的女人

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‪那聽起來很…甚麼時候播？

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‪我想壞壞了
‪我們偷溜出去喝一杯吧，我請客

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‪不行，我好忙

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‪忙甚麼？洗衣服嗎？

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‪不，我…要去面試

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‪請人嗎？請褓姆？管家？
‪離婚律師？就改期啊

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‪我有工作面試，塔莉

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‪妳在說甚麼？

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‪我要應徵《西雅圖文匯》
‪助理編輯一職

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‪甚麼？我認識他們，我可以讓妳進！

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‪我不想靠朋友拿到工作

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‪我想憑自己實力拿到

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‪至少提前告訴我，讓我幫妳造型吧

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‪我有一套工裝農場的衣褲套裝

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‪有工裝農場這回事？

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‪-天啊
‪-等等，塔莉

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‪喂？

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‪亞倫教練抓到她
‪從更衣室的窗戶偷偷溜回學校

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‪-她翹了四節課
‪-甚麼？

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‪瑪娜由禮拜二開始要留校停課兩天

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‪等等，所以翹課的懲罰就是翹課？

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‪-瑪娜！天啦，夠了！抱歉…
‪-甚麼？根本不合邏輯！

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‪妳的行為才不合邏輯

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‪妳去年明明拿過全勤獎

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‪她去年拿過全勤獎

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‪不幸地，這是有跡可循的

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‪瑪娜的成績也在下滑

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‪家裡發生了甚麼事嗎？

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‪她要離婚

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‪跟我爸離婚

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‪瑪娜，拜託

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‪-那是事實啊
‪-對，但那與其他人無關…

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‪人通常會在軟弱與痛苦的時候
‪做一些出眾的行為

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‪我可以介紹一個輔導員給你們家

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‪謝謝

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‪送我去艾瑪家吧

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‪想得美，妳被禁足了

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‪但我們約好3點15見面
‪現在都3點半了

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‪3點半了？

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‪-對
‪-我靠！

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‪-瑪娜，跑啊！
‪-真丟臉！

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‪-跑啊！
‪-為甚麼？

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‪快上車！

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‪我來了！

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‪凱蒂麥樂琪約見金寶沃茲

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‪妳的預約是在3點

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‪對，我遇到一些緊急事故

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‪妳還可以安排我應徵嗎？

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‪妳要等到其他人面試完畢才能進去

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‪可以，沒關係，太好了
‪謝謝妳，我等就是了

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‪妳幹嘛會想要來應徵？

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‪妳不是已經好久沒有工作嗎？

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‪不過感覺我過去14年
‪還一直馬不停蹄在工作

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‪真幽默，我在車裡等妳

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‪等等，我看起來怎麼樣？

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‪跟平常一樣

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‪靠

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‪未來新聞業的在於女性
‪未來新聞業在於女性

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‪女性就是新聞業的未來

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‪我就是新聞業的未來

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‪未來一片光明

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‪真正的運作是在塔科馬
‪我們只是小小的西雅圖分部

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‪不過這是電視新聞啊，凱蒂

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‪我在這裡工作，妳將來也會

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‪女性就是新聞業的未來
‪未來一片光明

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‪好了，千萬別在面試上這麼說

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‪噢，當然，我…那太笨了

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‪做自己就好，他肯定會愛上妳

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‪面試只是第一步

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‪妳去做製片
‪我會去上電視，終究會吧

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‪我能有機會面試，真的很興奮

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‪嗯，真的，來跟大家認識一下

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‪我們的記者，卡蘿曼蘇爾
‪她在市議會會議當中

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‪我知道卡蘿是誰，妳都提過上百次了

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‪-那個是麥特
‪-廁所又堵了

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‪-你有叫大廈管理員來嗎？
‪-有

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‪他說要拉屎就去樓下廁所

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‪我都說這裡充滿魅力吧

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‪那就是我老闆，強尼
‪強尼過來跟凱蒂見個面

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‪各位，該死的

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‪-不能等一下嗎？
‪-大名鼎鼎的凱蒂

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‪我聽過許多有關妳的事跡

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‪嗨，我叫強尼萊恩

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‪凱蒂

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‪我履歷上沒有資歷
‪不過我非常熱心，又刻苦耐勞…

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‪履歷？要來幹嘛？

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‪應徵？

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‪應徵？

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‪噢，天啊

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‪-你說我們需要一個助手的
‪-不

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‪我說妳需要一個助手

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‪她可以負責歸檔和接電話

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‪做我不擅長的事情

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‪-她可說是超人啊
‪-塔莉

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‪-公司有規矩的
‪-難以置信

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‪-這樣不…公司有規定
‪-她是廉價勞工

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‪要是你不請她
‪你就比我想像中智障了

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‪好，我還是妳老闆

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‪-妳收斂一點，好嗎？
‪-萊恩先生對不起

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‪我不知道這是一次突襲

193
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,435
‪-萊恩先生，我不是萊恩先生
‪-是驚喜啊

194
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,978
‪這明顯就是突襲，這個女生…

195
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,855
‪-完全就是！
‪-你明明說要請…

196
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,356
‪-等等
‪-不要走

197
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,906
‪電視新聞裡最差勁的工作

198
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,576
‪薪金低得要命，同事的衛生欠佳

199
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:06,911
‪我可是香噴噴的

200
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,621
‪到處都是螞蟻

201
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,955
‪廁所又堵了

202
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,587
‪誰能拒絕塔莉哈特啊？

203
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,509
‪如果妳想做的話，凱蒂麥樂琪…

204
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,762
‪那這份工作就歸妳了

205
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,516
‪謝謝

206
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:30,976
‪我放口袋了

207
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,854
‪天啊，妳在KPOC工作過？

208
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,525
‪我小時候很常看塔莉哈特
‪妳認識她嗎？

209
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,987
‪-對，我…
‪-我見過她幾次

210
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,155
‪她簡直…

211
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,491
‪完美

212
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,744
‪雖然她從來沒有回電給我

213
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,540
‪噢，我看到妳有好幾十年…

214
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,750
‪沒有工作

215
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,544
‪我已經準備好重返職場

216
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,049
‪這一行自1980年代後改變了…

217
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,093
‪不少

218
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,344
‪有些事是不會變的

219
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,055
‪我是個資深編輯
‪我自己寫了不少東西

220
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,766
‪噢，這份工作不是要編輯

221
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,767
‪噢，助理編輯

222
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,563
‪編輯的助理，也就是我的助理

223
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:22,695
‪其實啊，都2003年了
‪我需要一個跟得上潮流的人

224
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,738
‪文化潮流

225
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,616
‪噢，我跟得上潮流，我最熟了

226
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,911
‪Myspace社交網站，Napster音樂共享

227
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,997
‪《In Da Club》的歌詞的都會

228
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,876
‪我不確定妳適合這份工作

229
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,964
‪我可以幫妳找來塔莉哈特
‪全方位訪談

230
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,049
‪真的嗎？

231
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:49,388
‪對，她是我閨蜜，妳想要都可以問

232
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,186
‪（佳靜安定）

233
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,490
‪-妳要一杯酒嗎，塔莉？
‪-當然要

234
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,999
‪那份工作應該十拿九穩了

235
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,128
‪真的假的？不錯啊，助理編輯

236
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:22,671
‪算是吧

237
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,341
‪我老闆叫金寶，像個12歲小孩

238
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,593
‪-金寶沃茲？
‪-對，她說她認識妳？

239
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,803
‪我在幾個宴會上見過她，她…

240
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,017
‪-沒事啦，妳能應付的
‪-天啊

241
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:42,107
‪所以金寶是初三貝琪那種瘋狂？
‪還是更誇張？

242
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,944
‪-誇張多了
‪-靠

243
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,822
‪那瑪娜到底幹嘛要翹課？

244
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,492
‪誰知道？她現在都不跟我講話了

245
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,161
‪她只需要跟她乾媽聊聊吧

246
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,414
‪她現在應該誰都不會聽

247
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,836
‪她走偏了，這都是我的錯

248
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,839
‪應該與妳無關吧

249
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,092
‪我把她的美好家庭拆散了

250
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,177
‪可以別這麼說嗎？

251
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,595
‪夠了

252
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,389
‪這不是妳的錯

253
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,768
‪是誰的錯並不重要
‪受苦的永遠是孩子

254
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,647
‪別這樣，我媽可是全世界最爛的母親

255
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,232
‪看我現在怎麼樣

256
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,155
‪瑪娜有全世界最好的母親

257
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,282
‪她沒事的

258
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,870
‪我不知道自己會不會沒事

259
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,457
‪向好處想？

260
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:46,922
‪妳對著同一個男人
‪同一根老二整整15年

261
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,259
‪想想妳會認識到的新老二嘛

262
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,468
‪天啦，那聽起來…

263
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,346
‪又累又可怕

264
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,684
‪妳沒事的啦

265
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,270
‪比沒事更好

266
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,522
‪我保證

267
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,115
‪妳要不要試法國蝸牛，小姑娘？

268
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:18,829
‪不用了，夫人
‪喝口美味的香檳行不行？

269
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,207
‪就一口，別告訴妳媽

270
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,049
‪不錯欸，好多氣泡！

271
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,885
‪既然我們之間有了小秘密

272
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,680
‪妳可以告訴我，那天翹課去了哪裡吧

273
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,475
‪沒有去哪裡，我坐在樹下

274
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,394
‪別想騙老娘，我懂妳

275
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,981
‪妳固執、頑固、還很叛逆

276
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,566
‪跟我一樣

277
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,444
‪妳告訴我的事情，我肯定早有所聞

278
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,446
‪甚至很有可能早就做過了

279
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,074
‪可是我告訴妳的任何事情
‪妳都會轉告我媽

280
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117
‪妳媽？誰啊？我跟她都不熟

281
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,495
‪妳可以信任我的，瑪娜，我保證

282
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,832
‪-我去計劃生育聯盟了
‪-天啊，妳懷孕了嗎？

283
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,335
‪甚麼？不，當然不是
‪我連愛都沒做過

284
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:11,006
‪我只是想要避孕藥
‪但原來要有成年人簽署文件

285
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,759
‪要是妳沒有做愛，要避孕藥幹嘛？

286
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,387
‪因為大家都有？
‪那幾乎是上高中的必備條件

287
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,057
‪-妳又不是高中生
‪-我幾個月後就是了

288
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,851
‪-妳媽會怎麼說？
‪-她會直接說不行

289
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,437
‪-她只會毀我一生
‪-反對，法官大人

290
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,440
‪-其實妳可以幫我簽的
‪-是可以，但我不會

291
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,901
‪如果我答應會告訴她呢？

292
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,319
‪-終究會的
‪-甚麼時候？

293
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,531
‪要是我將來考慮要做愛

294
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,991
‪我發誓…我會告訴她

295
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,661
‪真的是妳！

296
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,330
‪妳去年那一集

297
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,999
‪講找出自己的心聲，改變了我一生

298
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,417
‪謝謝支持

299
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,503
‪-可以在我的發票上簽名嗎？
‪-當然可以

300
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,089
‪-妳真人比電視上還要美
‪-別誇獎我了

301
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,091
‪-我們很愛妳
‪-可以抱一個嗎？

302
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,593
‪當然可以，妳的衣服真好看

303
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,388
‪謝謝妳們專程走過來
‪對我意義深重

304
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,140
‪-祝妳們今天愉快
‪-謝謝！

305
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:08,147
‪我媽說妳一直都很受歡迎
‪在聲名大噪之前就很受歡迎了

306
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,231
‪妳媽說太誇張了

307
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,109
‪那也太輕描淡寫了，她倒是一無所有

308
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,777
‪妳媽擁有的東西是妳意想不到的

309
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,238
‪-那她怎麼會一直都這麼婊？
‪-喂！

310
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,449
‪妳在說的那個是我閨蜜

311
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,910
‪妳媽不是一個婊子

312
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,538
‪她是我認識的人當中最善良的人

313
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,292
‪她在14歲的時候就已經很善良

314
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,669
‪14歲時沒有人會是善良的

315
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173
‪所以我才跟她成為好朋友了

316
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,134
‪我一眼就看出她多麼特別

317
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,690
‪凱蒂，我做了砂鍋燉菜給新鄰居

318
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,776
‪我要寫作業，叫尚恩去吧

319
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,489
‪我說每一句話，妳都要反駁嗎？

320
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,662
‪人生不如意事，十常八九

321
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,330
‪即使14歲也不例外

322
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,624
‪特別是14歲吧

323
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,834
‪對，真靠北

324
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,505
‪我就假裝沒聽到妳說那個詞

325
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,175
‪沒關係的
‪因為我不會再聽到了，是吧？

326
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,974
‪我知道妳現在過得很煎熬

327
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853
‪但妳不能呆坐著

328
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,440
‪等某人或某些事情來改變妳一生

329
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,609
‪所以才有像
‪格洛麗亞斯泰納姆的女強人

330
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,654
‪把胸罩燒掉，向華盛頓進發

331
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,406
‪是不是有人說胸罩？

332
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,448
‪尚恩

333
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,616
‪嗨，麥夫人

334
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,201
‪嗨，凱蒂

335
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,495
‪-嗨，羅比
‪-今晚會留在這裡吃飯吧

336
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,622
‪當然會，我需要狂吃碳水化合物

337
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,166
‪凱蒂，妳在唸甚麼？

338
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,127
‪1812年戰爭

339
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,838
‪是喔，我喜歡，那是幾年？

340
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,222
‪來吧，羅比，我們回去樓上了

341
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,724
‪再見了，小凱蒂

342
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,142
‪再見

343
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,977
‪我煮的砂鍋燉菜要涼了

344
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,911
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

345
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,874
‪我媽給妳們做了砂鍋燉菜

346
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,753
‪妳像是在百科全書裡跳出來一樣

347
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,005
‪謝謝讚賞？

348
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,269
‪那是妳媽嗎？

349
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,856
‪她有癌症

350
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,233
‪真遺憾

351
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,828
‪哇，真希望我媽
‪會讓我吃這些垃圾食物

352
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,376
‪她連妳吸煙都不會管？

353
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,087
‪她病重，管不了

354
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,339
‪要一口嗎？

355
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,009
‪不用了，謝謝

356
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:07,886
‪我就知道

357
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,433
‪妳應該也要回家吃晚飯了吧

358
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:15,852
‪好吧

359
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,405
‪再見了，乖乖的鄰家小女孩

360
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,830
‪謝謝妳送來的食物

361
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,874
‪-我不會煮飯，克蘿又嗨了…
‪-克蘿？

362
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,877
‪那是我媽的名字，目前是吧

363
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,089
‪那麼…

364
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,007
‪再見

365
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,681
‪喂

366
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,100
‪妳叫甚麼名字？

367
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,435
‪噢，凱蒂

368
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,311
‪凱蒂麥樂琪

369
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,065
‪麥樂琪？麥克雞塊嗎？

370
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,528
‪-我不是故意取笑妳的
‪-隨便了

371
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,114
‪好啊，妳要這麼婊隨便妳

372
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:11,533
‪外面毫無動靜，是吧？

373
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:15,495
‪不如我們輪流看守吧
‪免得我們其中一個太累

374
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,302
‪喂？對，我是…

375
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:37,267
‪我最愛卡洛柏奈特了
‪天啦，她真棒！

376
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,768
‪我好想當卡洛

377
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,696
‪天啦

378
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,739
‪有需要幫忙嗎？

379
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:54,242
‪是的，嗨，我要去一個晚會

380
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,662
‪我想找一些…

381
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:02,000
‪能整個部分修身
‪由膝蓋到胸部這樣？

382
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,210
‪妳是想要塑身褲嗎？

383
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,920
‪塑身褲是甚麼？

384
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,381
‪很棒的，還有一個小洞讓妳尿尿

385
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,175
‪我去看看有沒有妳的尺碼

386
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,092
‪凱蒂！

387
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,387
‪-崔佛斯，嗨！
‪-嗨！

388
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:17,933
‪我在男裝區看到一個熟悉的背影

389
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:19,935
‪好極了！

390
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,062
‪-我不該過來嗎？還是…
‪-甚麼？

391
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,523
‪噢，不，別這麼…

392
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,567
‪-你也要去晚會嗎？
‪-對

393
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,195
‪總要支持學校嘛，妳呢？

394
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,780
‪噢，我是委員會成員

395
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,907
‪對，我好像知道的

396
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,992
‪你會攜伴出席嗎？

397
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,410
‪不會

398
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,287
‪妳呢？

399
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:44,626
‪不會，不過…應該會好玩的
‪今年會有DJ到場

400
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,419
‪-播1970年代的歌
‪-好啊

401
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,046
‪那我肯定會去了

402
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,591
‪我不能讓其他家長錯過我的舞步

403
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:59,391
‪無論如何，能碰到妳真好
‪我們好一段時間沒見面了

404
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,475
‪嗯

405
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,269
‪妳臉色很好，凱蒂

406
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,521
‪來了，女士

407
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:07,232
‪更好的收腹效果
‪而且會減低大腿磨擦

408
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:10,527
‪這是買給我媽的，她很好奇嘛

409
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:15,198
‪我要…買這一件

410
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,617
‪那麼…

411
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,661
‪妳不是真的買丁字褲了吧

412
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,580
‪我真的買了

413
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:25,584
‪這樣跟家長會的
‪暗戀對象調情也算不錯

414
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,712
‪最差勁的是他看起來超帥…

415
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,172
‪而我看起來很…

416
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,466
‪妳好像需要我呢
‪不如我去妳家吃頓晚飯吧？

417
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,302
‪瑪娜在自己房間吃，她在生我的氣

418
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,596
‪我都像禽獸一樣，在洗碗槽旁邊吃

419
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,015
‪我可以帶瓶酒過來

420
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,142
‪我們可以一起看電影
‪看《愛的故事》！

421
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,227
‪我一看就會睡著

422
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,188
‪妳下個禮拜六有空嗎？

423
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,733
‪妳要陪我去中學籌款晚會嗎？

424
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:54,571
‪我也想去
‪不過我要去洛杉磯參加電影首映禮

425
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:59,159
‪喬治克隆尼、凱薩琳麗塔瓊絲
‪還有一堆人，無聊透了

426
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,037
‪真慘，要交換嗎？

427
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,122
‪我可以現在過來啊

428
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,041
‪來嘛，我們可以來個睡衣晚會

429
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,335
‪-求妳了
‪-我也想，我該去看看瑪娜了

430
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,378
‪-明天再打給妳，好嗎？
‪-好

431
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,353
‪妳點的馬天尼

432
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,940
‪-我知道妳是誰
‪-真讓我鬆一口氣

433
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,150
‪-我叫拉瑞
‪-哦

434
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,320
‪我必須說，妳真人性感多了

435
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,321
‪性感超多的

436
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,281
‪那可不算是讚美吧，拉瑞

437
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,284
‪那是徹頭徹尾的讚美

438
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,830
‪-妳在等人嗎？
‪-不是

439
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,956
‪可以陪妳喝嗎？

440
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,166
‪不可以

441
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,543
‪來嘛，塔莉哈特

442
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,503
‪給個機會

443
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091
‪你知道嗎，拉瑞？

444
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,384
‪真是個好提議

445
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,302
‪我會的

446
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,558
‪那麼…

447
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,400
‪你好

448
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,131
‪我們連寢室都還沒到

449
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,300
‪沒關係的

450
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,178
‪我需要的

451
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,139
‪對了，我叫麥斯

452
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,517
‪我沒有問你喔

453
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,939
‪其實，我以前…

454
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,610
‪小時候都在新聞上看到妳

455
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,906
‪對，我以前很喜歡妳的

456
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,201
‪能看到粉絲真好

457
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,621
‪剛才…

458
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:54,167
‪真有趣，妳很常這樣子嗎？

459
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,377
‪因為我不常這麼做的

460
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,964
‪我就不相信你了

461
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,636
‪不，我說真的，我…去年離婚了

462
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:05,678
‪你幾歲啊？

463
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:06,805
‪我29歲

464
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:07,889
‪最好是

465
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:10,642
‪其實…

466
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,395
‪妳只是我睡過的第四個人

467
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,981
‪-一直以來？
‪-是的

468
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,817
‪-騙人
‪-不，我…

469
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,902
‪可能我算是用情專一吧

470
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,197
‪我實在搞不懂你這一代人

471
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,788
‪妳想的話
‪我可以一邊吃晚飯、一邊向妳解釋

472
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,000
‪妳禮拜六有空嗎？

473
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,877
‪我不約第二次的

474
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,881
‪所以這次算是第一次約會？

475
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,764
‪或者我們可以現在去吃甜點

476
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,395
‪三更半夜
‪我就只會想要一盒熱烘烘

477
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,524
‪卡卡圈坊新鮮出爐的甜甜圈

478
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,693
‪你身上有嗎？

479
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:08,700
‪我通常是有的
‪不過我可以買完再回來

480
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,080
‪再見了，麥斯

481
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,798
‪塔莉哈特，晚安了

482
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,352
‪媽，怎麼了？

483
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,604
‪瑪娜，妳怎麼醒來了？

484
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,857
‪妳把我吵醒了，妳怎麼還沒睡？

485
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,819
‪我禮拜一要上班，我只是在找工事包

486
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,614
‪可笑的1980年代工事包

487
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,073
‪這是信差包

488
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,785
‪妳外婆在我做第一份工作時給我的

489
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,204
‪我只是希望它能夠帶來好運

490
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,626
‪妳不介意我去工作吧？

491
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,128
‪隨便妳，我不在乎

492
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,881
‪不過誰要接我放學？

493
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,716
‪有時候外婆去接

494
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:10,053
‪或妳可以坐巴士
‪我接妳放學，妳都各種嫌棄

495
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:12,639
‪-妳要我停在街尾呢
‪-我知道，只是…

496
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,143
‪我覺得妳應該等等

497
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,022
‪要是老爸改變心意

498
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,232
‪你們和好如初，他搬回來呢？

499
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,276
‪乖女兒，來抱一個

500
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323
‪我不知道我們這一家將來會怎麼樣

501
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,701
‪但妳需要知道我們都非常愛妳…

502
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,122
‪無論如何，我們都是一家人，好嗎？

503
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,845
‪晚安了，乖女兒

504
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,915
‪-凱蒂
‪-嗨

505
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,794
‪-抱歉，我沒有看到妳
‪-噢，我來了

506
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,087
‪我還帶了食物

507
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,465
‪妳給我帶了午餐？

508
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,426
‪麥特和卡蘿
‪去訪問那個叫比爾蓋茨的傢伙了

509
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:17,096
‪塔莉也跟過去了
‪所以我想你可能會肚子餓

510
00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:19,974
‪真多食物，好吧

511
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,642
‪以防下午肚子餓嘛

512
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:25,897
‪湯喔？

513
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,857
‪妳是那種人喔

514
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:30,568
‪喜歡喝湯嗎？我承認

515
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:32,820
‪喜歡照顧人

516
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,281
‪坐吧，來一起吃吧

517
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,866
‪我已經吃了

518
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:41,037
‪噢，我想告訴妳…妳歸檔做得很好

519
00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:43,498
‪還真把文件歸納為檔了

520
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,792
‪這裡漸漸地像一個辦公室了

521
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,545
‪妳還是一個非常厲害的審稿

522
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,216
‪塔莉說得對，妳真是精力充沛

523
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,594
‪謝謝讚賞

524
00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,807
‪那麼…你覺得他們在微軟那邊
‪會拿到好故事嗎？

525
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,935
‪黎巴嫩那邊內戰當中

526
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,938
‪我們卻在報導一些無關痛癢的新聞

527
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,025
‪這根本不算是新聞業
‪這是新聞業的墳墓

528
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,868
‪這是個起步的好地方
‪可是不適宜長久

529
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,205
‪是的

530
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,501
‪塔莉說你以前是戰地記者？

531
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,506
‪-那是很久之前的事了
‪-怎麼沒做下去？

532
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,219
‪因為有時候人生
‪就是愛落井下石，麥樂琪

533
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,388
‪對不起，我不…

534
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,890
‪我實在不喜歡談起這件事情

535
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,684
‪嗯，我明白的，我不會再…

536
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,353
‪我們可以再聊其他的，聊運動嗎？

537
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,814
‪妳喜歡運動？

538
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,942
‪不喜歡，你呢？

539
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,240
‪妳很有愛心

540
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,369
‪或許太有愛心不適合做新聞

541
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,621
‪其實我不是多有愛心啦

542
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,373
‪好吧，麥樂琪

543
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,462
‪-胃藥和香煙，沒其他？
‪-對

544
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,048
‪要求尼克森總統辭職的壓力
‪越來越大…

545
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,843
‪-1,19美金
‪-從調查中發現…

546
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,929
‪-妳不是不吸煙嗎？
‪-噢，那是幫我媽買的

547
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,307
‪噢，對了

548
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,144
‪-我也要一包香煙
‪-我不能賣香煙給妳

549
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,395
‪那是幫我媽買的

550
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:32,398
‪我不認識妳媽是誰，抱歉了

551
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,783
‪-妳在做甚麼？
‪-妳不知道甚麼叫“噓”嗎？

552
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,955
‪-妳還好嗎？
‪-這裡在搞甚麼？

553
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,624
‪我跌倒了，不好意思

554
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,459
‪我笨手笨腳的

555
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,338
‪妳有事情要告訴我嗎，凱蒂麥樂琪？

556
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:02,511
‪沒有，她就是…笨手笨腳的

557
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,013
‪非常笨

558
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,475
‪好，那再見了

559
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,392
‪再見

560
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,361
‪妳真是讓人意想不到，麥樂琪！

561
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,279
‪-謝謝妳沒有出賣我
‪-嗯

562
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,032
‪怎麼了？妳還在討厭我嗎？

563
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,242
‪不，我沒有討厭妳

564
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,204
‪喂，性感小妞，過來聊聊

565
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,748
‪你不好好問，我幹嘛要跟你聊？

566
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,542
‪夠自信，我喜歡

567
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,379
‪他肯定會跟過來

568
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,423
‪-為何男生這麼單純？
‪-我倒是不覺得有多單純

569
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,759
‪性感小妞，別讓我追妳啦

570
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:42,718
‪太遲了

571
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,390
‪我光是跟妳聊天就會惹上麻煩了

572
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,894
‪嘿，我打算留在這裡跟他聊聊

573
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,230
‪帕特

574
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:55,147
‪嗯

575
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,233
‪帕特

576
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,110
‪再見了，麥樂琪

577
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,612
‪噢，是的，再見

578
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,743
‪你引起我注意了

579
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,829
‪禮拜五跟我去派對

580
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,081
‪應該可以

581
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,292
‪十點鐘來接妳

582
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,211
‪除非妳家有門禁？

583
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,797
‪螢火蟲巷17號

584
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,882
‪我家可沒有門禁的

585
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:30,057
‪我做不來

586
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,976
‪我不能整晚陪著那些勾心鬥角的母親

587
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,519
‪喝爛灰皮諾酒

588
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:36,480
‪妳比那些母親來得優秀，沒問題的

589
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,483
‪妳說得簡單
‪妳正在坐私人飛機去見克隆尼

590
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,737
‪看出窗外吧，小笨蛋

591
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:49,910
‪妳在幹嘛？

592
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,790
‪今晚，妳是灰姑娘，我是妳的王子

593
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,469
‪妳居然為了我，而不去見克隆尼

594
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:07,887
‪我也不敢相信

595
00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:18,314
‪說吧，我就像大改造節目裡
‪大改造前的人樣

596
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:21,108
‪這條裙子像我的人生般一塌糊塗

597
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,027
‪夠了，妳好好的

598
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,863
‪妳不會懂，妳不知道失敗的感覺

599
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:29,075
‪-妳不管嘗試甚麼都會成功
‪-妳比我英勇百倍

600
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,329
‪妳的家庭，那是真真正正的成就

601
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,331
‪這是我永遠都辦不到的

602
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,459
‪我太怕不敢去試

603
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,960
‪我並不勇敢

604
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,880
‪我要孤單地重過新生，糟透了

605
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,633
‪妳並不孤單，妳有我啊

606
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,345
‪事實上…

607
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,725
‪-等等
‪-妳在幹嘛，塔莉？

608
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,729
‪-好了，脫吧，姑娘
‪-我的胸部撐不起這條裙子

609
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,816
‪穿起來吧，騷貨，相信我

610
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,111
‪妳真是瘋的

611
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,905
‪-噢，真有魅力
‪-是吧？

612
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,491
‪不如我直接穿內衣去吧？
‪回頭率肯定很高

613
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,671
‪太誇張了

614
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:24,797
‪完美

615
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:27,716
‪完美

616
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,395
‪就一下嘛

617
00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:59,248
‪嘿…新搬來的女生，對吧？

618
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,750
‪我不知道妳以為自己看了甚麼…

619
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:05,379
‪我叫塔莉，我甚麼都看不見

620
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,091
‪那麼…

621
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,052
‪我媽，她…

622
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,180
‪要是我太晚回去，她肯定會大發雷霆

623
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:15,890
‪嗯

624
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,558
‪老媽真是的

625
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,190
‪都很難搞

626
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,365
‪小子，你怎麼樣？

627
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,827
‪她是女生，她叫小豌豆

628
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,456
‪要餵她嗎？

629
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:44,210
‪不，有人要來接我
‪我不想沾到馬口水

630
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,678
‪來吧，遲到沒酒喝的！

631
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,473
‪再見了，麥樂琪

632
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:11,237
‪西雅圖動物園直播

633
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,740
‪為你帶來今午
‪駭人的大象踩踏事情現場

634
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,410
‪塔露拉哈特為你報導

635
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,081
‪塔莉哈特報你報導

636
00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:25,084
‪泰莉哈特…為你報導

637
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,503
‪不，那…不行，天啦

638
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,130
‪強尼說會讓妳當主持嗎？

639
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,384
‪沒有，他說我還太菜

640
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,511
‪我需要更多新聞編輯室的經驗

641
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:39,974
‪然後他就開始喃喃自語地說一些
‪拉丁美洲的負債危機

642
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,183
‪等等的廢話

643
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,857
‪所以他是工作狂，還是已婚

644
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,944
‪還是…單身之類的？

645
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:54,947
‪麥樂琪小姐…

646
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,159
‪請問妳想對出薪水給妳的男人動手

647
00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,538
‪這個想法維持了多久呢？

648
00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:05,124
‪停了啦！我才不想動甚麼手！

649
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,626
‪我明白的…

650
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:11,088
‪帥氣十足，犬儒態度，追隨己夢那種

651
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,591
‪是很性感，我甚至有考慮過他呢

652
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,761
‪妳有考慮過？

653
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,264
‪對，不過強尼是老闆

654
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,642
‪這樣不太好
‪況且現在我知道妳對他有意思…

655
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:27,021
‪不，才沒有，我沒有…
‪他確實很有意思

656
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,731
‪但我對他才沒有意思

657
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:31,108
‪我只是很仰慕他…

658
00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:34,069
‪像導師與學員那種仰慕

659
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:38,240
‪教學員成為一個真女人的導師嗎？

660
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,577
‪我惹妳發出怪聲了

661
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,705
‪我對強尼萊恩沒有意思

662
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,041
‪-好嗎？我發誓
‪-好吧

663
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:56,300
‪初中體育館的霉味真是無人能及

664
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,093
‪比克隆尼好多了

665
00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:01,513
‪別冷嘲熱諷了，我喜歡這裡
‪我不會想去其他地方

666
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,140
‪-謝謝
‪-凱蒂

667
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,602
‪-嗨
‪-嗨

668
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,521
‪哇，妳美若天仙呢

669
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,484
‪謝謝，這是我的閨蜜，塔莉…

670
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,819
‪我靠，塔莉哈特

671
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,237
‪正是

672
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,907
‪嗨，我是崔佛斯
‪我女兒很愛看妳的節目

673
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,910
‪我們每天都會錄影下來
‪等她放學後再看

674
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,746
‪好吧，是我錄的
‪我是妳粉絲，我愛妳…

675
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,997
‪-謝謝
‪-愛妳的節目啦

676
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,875
‪幸會了，崔佛斯

677
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,586
‪凱蒂，緘默拍賣簡直一塌糊塗

678
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,837
‪我們需要妳幫忙

679
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,298
‪我馬上去

680
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,758
‪我幫妳拿

681
00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,678
‪妳確定有趕上聯邦快遞的期限？

682
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,554
‪我講第14次了，是的

683
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,474
‪我下次還是自己開車送去塔科馬了

684
00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,726
‪凱蒂…

685
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,562
‪要是沒有妳，我怎麼辦？

686
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:51,897
‪你會怎麼辦？

687
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:55,693
‪妳們最棒了，妳們知道嗎？

688
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,278
‪我只知道你醉了

689
00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,655
‪是嗎？

690
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,658
‪來吧，我們去跳舞了

691
00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:03,659
‪好啊！

692
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,051
{\an8}‪謝了，再見

693
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,987
‪-嗨，我是凱蒂，有事請留言
‪-嗨，妳是不是走了？

694
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:05,697
‪打給我吧

695
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,729
‪（卡卡圈坊甜甜圈）

696
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:50,117
‪（青少年接受家庭計劃服務同意書）

697
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,124
{\an8}‪（家長或監護人簽署：塔莉哈特）

698
00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:03,213
‪（為免妳半夜肚子餓）

699
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:19,021
‪似乎是半夜的甜甜圈精靈呢

700
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,568
‪我提早就紐約回來了

701
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,988
‪我打算直接去籌款晚會的，但我…

702
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,407
‪無法面對

703
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,329
‪回家找凱蒂和妳女兒吧，她們很想你

704
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,415
‪我犯錯了，塔莉

705
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,585
‪我覺得自己犯下了許多過錯

706
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,546
‪對，去紐約簡直大錯特錯
‪不過凱蒂會原諒你的

707
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,423
‪不是指紐約，而是所有事情

708
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:49,009
‪我整個人生都是錯

709
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:52,012
‪-回家找你老婆吧，強尼
‪-我沒有老婆

710
00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:56,767
‪我今晚可不可以…留在這裡？

711
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:58,936
‪我需要妳，塔莉

712
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,149
‪求妳了

713
00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:46,024
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