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<i>[intense music playing]</i>

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<i>[leaves rustling]</i>

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<i>[man] And we go in five…</i>

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<i>[faintly] …four, three, two…</i>

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<i>[announcer] </i>Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Tully Hart!

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<i>-[applause]</i>
<i>-Hello!</i>

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<i>[crowd cheering]</i>

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<i>Welcome to </i>The Girlfriend Hour,

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<i>I am Tully Hart and I am so grateful</i>
<i>to have you here with me.</i>

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<i>I love you all!</i>

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<i>[cheering and whistling]</i>

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<i>-[man on TV] </i>{\an8}June 20th, 1970…
<i>-My name is Barbie!</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Hi, my name is Stacey.</i>
<i>-[knock at door]</i>

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{\an8}<i>-And this is my friend, Dolly.</i>
<i>-[knocking continues]</i>

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<i>[man on TV] </i>…in the financial district 
{\an8}of downtown Seattle.

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{\an8}<i>[sighs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Dorothy.</i>
<i>-It's Cloud now.</i>

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<i>[woman on TV] </i>Thank you, Charles,
{\an8}and good morning, Seattle.

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{\an8}<i>My little Tallulah Rose.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mama?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah! [laughs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'll go make up the guest room.</i>
<i>You can go lay down, sober up.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You think I'm on drugs?</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm with my kid</i>
<i>for the first time in four years.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Love is the ultimate high.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You want to come live with Mom again?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Yeah? Let's go!</i>
<i>-My stuff!</i>

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{\an8}<i>You don't need that </i>
<i>materialistic shit, Tallulah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Dorothy--</i>
<i>-I'm her mother. She belongs with me.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Grandma!</i>
<i>-Get a lawyer if you want.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I'm taking my kid.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Tully! Tully, wait!</i>

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{\an8}<i>You know my phone number</i>
<i>and address, right?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[Tully] Yes.</i>

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{\an8}<i>If you should get scared,</i>
<i>if you should need anything,</i>

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{\an8}<i>you call me, right?</i>

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{\an8}<i>-You just call.</i>
<i>-[Tully] Mm-hmm.</i>

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{\an8}<i>This is my daughter, Tallulah.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Far out.</i>
<i>-[Cloud chuckles]</i>

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{\an8}<i>You'll call me, right?</i>

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{\an8}<i>[van engine starts]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Wait, please.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Please. Tully!</i>
<i>-Bye, Grandma!</i>

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{\an8}<i>[all chanting] Love not war! Love not war!</i>

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{\an8}<i>Love not war! Love not war! Love not war!</i>

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{\an8}<i>[psychedelic rock music playing]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Love not war! Love not war!</i>

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{\an8}<i>[chanting continues]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Love not war! Love not war!</i>

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{\an8}<i>[Tully] Mom! Where are you?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mom! Mom!</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mom?</i>

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{\an8}<i>[music continues]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[inaudible]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[crying] Mom!</i>

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{\an8}<i>[gasps]</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Where are you?</i>
<i>-[chanting fades]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[sobs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>Mom.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[sobs]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[chanting continues in distance]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[leaves rustling]</i>

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{\an8}<i>[thunder rumbles]</i>

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<i>[rain falling]</i>

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<i>Oh, Tully.</i>

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<i>[melancholy piano music playing]</i>

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<i>I hate her!</i>

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<i>♪ If I could save time in a bottle ♪</i>

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<i>[grandmother] Tully.</i>

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<i>[Cloud] Woo!</i>

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<i>Wow, Tallulah, you got… big. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>Your mother thought that</i>
<i>it might be a good idea to try living--</i>

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<i>Get your stuff.</i>
<i>You're coming to live with me now.</i>

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<i>♪ If I could make days last forever ♪</i>

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<i>[woman] Kate, get ready for school!</i>

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<i>♪ If words could make wishes come true ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'd save every day like a treasure </i>
<i>And then ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Again, I'd spend them with you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But there never seems </i>
<i>To be enough time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To do the things you want to do</i>
<i>Once you find them ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've looked around enough to know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're the one I want to go</i>
<i>Through time with ♪</i>

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<i>[woman] Mularkey family school bus</i>
<i>leaving the station in ten minutes.</i>

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<i>I'll take the actual bus, thanks.</i>
<i>Not the dork-mobile.</i>

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<i>Every vehicle you're in is a dork-mobile.</i>

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<i>[indistinct chatter on TV]</i>

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<i>There's someone moving in</i>
<i>across the street.</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>

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<i>Maybe they'll have a girl your age.</i>

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<i>-It'd be nice for you to have a friend.</i>
<i>-I have friends.</i>

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<i>No, you </i>had<i> friends.</i>

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<i>Until they all got popular</i>
<i>and dropped you.</i>

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<i>[Mrs. Mularkey] You can make new friends.</i>

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<i>If you made an effort you would be amazed</i>

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<i>-at how quickly people just start show--</i>
<i>-[door slams]</i>

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<i>[“Thousand Watt Work-Out”</i>
<i>by John Moran playing]</i>

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<i>[van engine sputtering]</i>

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<i>♪ Looking like a fisherman ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm dropping a line in the sea ♪</i>

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<i>[music stops]</i>

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<i>[dog barking]</i>

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<i>[birds chirping]</i>

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<i>I can't believe we're doing another</i>
<i>makeover show. There's a war on.</i>

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<i>Oh, I love the makeover shows.</i>

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<i>[sighs] I used to be a journalist.</i>

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<i>Hi, I'm Tully Hart,</i>
<i>and today on </i>The Girlfriend Hour,

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<i>Darcy Coldwater was a mom</i>
<i>who thought she could do it all.</i>

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<i>After working a full shift</i>
<i>at her stressful job</i>

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<i>as a dental hygienist,</i>
<i>and staying up all night</i>

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<i>to sew a costume</i>
<i>for her daughter's pageant,</i>

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<i>Darcy collapsed at the supermarket</i>
<i>buying a Christmas ham.</i>

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<i>The fast-paced world</i>
<i>of 2003 almost killed her.</i>

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<i>-[phone ringing]</i>
-But it was the wake-up call<i>…</i>

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<i>Don't call me during my special time.</i>

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<i>Should I get my eyes done?</i>

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<i>Tell the truth. I look tired.</i>

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<i>"Collapsing while buying a ham" tired,</i>
<i>or just, like, regular tired?</i>

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<i>I look 40.</i>

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<i>Oh, then you're winning,</i>
<i>'cause you're actually 43.</i>

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<i>[laughs] Why are you such a bitch?</i>

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<i>Because sometimes</i>
<i>you're a hard person to feel sorry for.</i>

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<i>Our ratings are down in all demographics.</i>
<i>I blame the eyes.</i>

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<i>-Shit. You worried?</i>
-We'll pull it together in sweeps.

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<i>I've got an exclusive with that woman</i>
<i>who fed her murdered husband to their cat.</i>

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<i>Well, that sounds-- When's that on?</i>

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<i>Hey, I feel like being bad.</i>
<i>Let's sneak out and get a drink, my treat.</i>

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<i>I can't. I'm… I'm busy.</i>

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<i>Doing what, laundry?</i>

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<i>No, I, um… actually have an interview.</i>

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<i>With who? Babysitter? Housekeeper?</i>
<i>Divorce lawyer? Just reschedule it.</i>

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<i>I'm interviewing for a job, Tully.</i>

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<i>What are you talking about?</i>

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<i>I'm interviewing</i>
<i>for assistant editor at </i>Seattle Digest.

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<i>What? I know them! I can get you in there!</i>

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<i>I don't want to get a job</i>
<i>because I have a famous friend,</i>

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<i>I wanna get it because I'm just that good.</i>

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<i>You should've at least</i>
<i>told me in advance so I could style you.</i>

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<i>I got a pantsuit at Frock Farm.</i>

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<i>There's a Frock Farm?</i>

141
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<i>Oh, dear God.</i>

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<i>-[line beeps]</i>
<i>-Hang on, Tully.</i>

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<i>Hello?</i>

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<i>[school bell ringing]</i>

145
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<i>Coach Aaron spotted her</i>
<i>sneaking in a window in the locker room.</i>

146
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<i>-She skipped four classes.</i>
<i>-What?</i>

147
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<i>Marah will be serving a two-day</i>
<i>in-school suspension starting Tuesday.</i>

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<i>Wait. So the consequence for missing class</i>

149
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<i>is missing class?</i>

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<i>-Marah! Christ, enough! I'm sorry--</i>
<i>-What? It doesn't make any sense!</i>

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<i>Your behavior doesn't make any sense.</i>

152
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<i>I mean, you won</i>
<i>the attendance award last year.</i>

153
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<i>She won the attendance award.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, what we're looking at</i>
<i>is a bit of a pattern.</i>

155
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<i>Marah's grades are slipping.</i>

156
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<i>Is there something happening at home?</i>

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<i>She's getting divorced</i>

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<i>from my dad.</i>

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<i>Marah, please.</i>

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<i>Uh…</i>

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<i>-You are. It's true.</i>
<i>-Yeah, that's not anyone else's--</i>

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<i>[principal] Often we act out</i>
<i>when we're vulnerable and in pain.</i>

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<i>I could refer a counselor for the family.</i>

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<i>Thank you.</i>

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<i>Just drop me off at Emma's.</i>

166
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,543
<i>[scoffing] Oh, hell no,</i>
<i>you're obviously grounded.</i>

167
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,255
<i>But we have plans. I was</i>
<i>supposed to meet her at 3:15. It's 3:30.</i>

168
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<i>It's 3:30?</i>

169
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<i>-Yeah.</i>
<i>-Oh, shit!</i>

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<i>-Marah, run!</i>
<i>-Ugh. So embarrassing!</i>

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<i>[Marah groans]</i>

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<i>-[Kate] Run!</i>
<i>-[Marah] Why?</i>

173
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<i>[Kate] Ugh!</i>

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<i>Get in the car!</i>

175
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<i>-I'm coming!</i>
<i>-[engine starts]</i>

176
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<i>[tires squeal]</i>

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<i>[panting]</i>

178
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<i>Kate Mularkey for Kimber Watts.</i>

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<i>Your appointment was at three o'clock.</i>

180
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<i>Yeah. I had a small emergency. Um…</i>

181
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<i>Do you think there's any chance</i>
<i>you could slide me in?</i>

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<i>You'll have to wait</i>
<i>until the other applicants are done.</i>

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<i>Yeah, that's fine. That's great.</i>
<i>Thank you so much. I'll wait.</i>

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<i>Why do you even want this job?</i>

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<i>You haven't worked in,</i>
<i>like, a thousand years.</i>

186
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,604
<i>Yet, it feels like I haven't stopped</i>
<i>working in the last 14.</i>

187
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,522
<i>Ha-ha-ha.</i>

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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,400
<i>Hilarious. I'm gonna wait in the car.</i>

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00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,819
<i>Wait. How do I look?</i>

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<i>The same as you always look.</i>

191
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,074
<i>Shit.</i>

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<i>[sighs]</i>

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<i>The future of journalism are women.</i>
<i>The future of journalism </i>is<i> women.</i>

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<i>Women are the future of journalism.</i>

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<i>I</i> am the future of journalism.

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<i>And the future is looking bright.</i>

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<i>[exhales]</i>

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<i>[elevator dings]</i>

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<i>The real operation is in Tacoma.</i>
<i>We're just their little Seattle bureau,</i>

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<i>but it's TV news, Kate.</i>

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<i>-[Kate chuckling]</i>
<i>-And I work here. And you will too.</i>

202
00:10:56,739 --> 00:11:00,284
<i>Women are the future of journalism,</i>
<i>and the future is looking bright.</i>

203
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,995
<i>Okay. Don't say that in your interview.</i>

204
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,915
<i>Oh, sure-- Yeah, sure. I'm-- It's stupid.</i>

205
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,709
<i>Just be yourself. He's gonna love you.</i>

206
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,419
<i>This is just the first step.</i>

207
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,840
<i>You're going to be producing.</i>
<i>I'm going to be on air, eventually.</i>

208
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,468
<i>Oh, I'm just so excited</i>
<i>that I got an interview.</i>

209
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,430
<i>Yeah, totally. So, come meet the gang.</i>

210
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,517
<i>Our reporter, Carol Mansour,</i>
<i>she is at a city council meeting.</i>

211
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,811
<i>I know who Carol is,</i>
<i>you've mentioned her a billion times.</i>

212
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,313
<i>-Oh, that's Mutt.</i>
<i>-Toilet's backed up again.</i>

213
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,733
<i>-Well, did you call the building manager?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

214
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,194
<i>He says poop in the one downstairs.</i>

215
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,906
<i>[sighs] Well, I told you it was glamorous.</i>

216
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:39,907
<i>[Kate laughs]</i>

217
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:43,035
<i>Ah. There's my boss, Johnny.</i>
<i>Johnny come meet Kate. Come.</i>

218
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,704
<i>["Magic Man" by Heart playing]</i>

219
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,957
<i>♪ "Come on home, girl"</i>
<i>He said with a smile ♪</i>

220
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,420
<i>♪ "I cast my spell of love on you</i>
<i>A woman from a child" ♪</i>

221
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:56,549
<i>♪ But try, try, try to understand ♪</i>

222
00:11:56,632 --> 00:12:00,553
<i>♪ He's a magic man ♪</i>

223
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,347
<i>[music fades]</i>

224
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,266
<i>Guys, Goddamn it. Can you wait?</i>

225
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,809
<i>The famous Kate.</i>

226
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,062
<i>I've heard many, many, many stories.</i>

227
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,981
<i>Hi. I'm Johnny Ryan.</i>

228
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,608
<i>Kate.</i>

229
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:18,779
<i>There's not very much on my résumé,</i>
<i>but I'm eager and I'm a very hard worker--</i>

230
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,573
<i>Résumé? What for?</i>

231
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:21,615
<i>The job?</i>

232
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,493
<i>Job? [scoffs]</i>

233
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,955
<i>Oh, for God's sake.</i>

234
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,082
<i>-You said we needed help around here.</i>
<i>-[Johnny] No.</i>

235
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,917
<i>I said </i>you <i>needed to help around here.</i>

236
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,170
<i>She can do all the filing,</i>
<i>she can answer the phones,</i>

237
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,463
<i>basically everything I suck at.</i>

238
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,922
<i>-She's, like, superhuman.</i>
<i>-Tully.</i>

239
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,424
<i>-There's protocol.</i>
<i>-Can't believe this.</i>

240
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,384
<i>-This isn't the way-- There's a system.</i>
<i>-She's cheap.</i>

241
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,845
<i>If you don't hire her, your head's</i>
<i>further up your ass then I thought.</i>

242
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,138
<i>Okay, well, still your boss.</i>

243
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,015
<i>-So check yourself</i>
<i>-[Kate] Mr. Ryan, I'm sorry.</i>

244
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,558
<i>I did not realize this was an ambush.</i>

245
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,435
<i>-I'm not Mr. Ryan.</i>
<i>-[Tully] It's a surprise.</i>

246
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,978
<i>It </i>is<i> an ambush. The kid's right--</i>

247
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,855
<i>-That's exactly what it is!</i>
<i>-You said we'd hire--</i>

248
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,356
<i>-Hold on!</i>
<i>-Don't go.</i>

249
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,906
<i>Worst job in TV news.</i>

250
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,576
<i>The pay's shit,</i>
<i>your co-workers have terrible hygiene.</i>

251
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:06,911
<i>I smell delightful.</i>

252
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,621
<i>Place is overrun by ants.</i>

253
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,955
<i>Toilet's backed up.</i>

254
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,124
<i>[chuckles]</i>

255
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,587
<i>Who the hell can say no to Tully Hart?</i>

256
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,509
<i>If you want the job, Kate Mularkey…</i>

257
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:24,762
<i>it's yours.</i>

258
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,516
<i>Thank you.</i>

259
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,976
<i>Oh… it was in my pocket.</i>

260
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,854
<i>Oh, my God, you worked at KPOC?</i>

261
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,398
<i>I used to watch Tully Hart</i>
<i>when I was a kid.</i>

262
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,525
<i>Did you know her?</i>

263
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,987
<i>-Uh, yeah. I, um--</i>
<i>-I have actually met her a few times.</i>

264
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,155
<i>She is…</i>

265
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,365
<i>[exhales]</i>

266
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,866
<i>…fantastic. [chuckles]</i>

267
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,744
<i>Even though she never returns my calls.</i>

268
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,540
<i>Oh, uh, I see there's a gap the past few…</i>

269
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,750
<i>dozen years.</i>

270
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,460
<i>I'm ready to get back in the game.</i>

271
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,128
<i>Mmm… [chuckles softly]</i>

272
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,213
<i>[inhales deeply]</i>

273
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,091
<i>The business has changed a lot since…</i>

274
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,093
<i>the '80s. [chuckles]</i>

275
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,344
<i>Some things don't change.</i>

276
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,055
<i>I'm a skilled editor</i>
<i>and I've done a lot of writing myself.</i>

277
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,683
<i>Oh. [chuckles] This isn't an editing job.</i>

278
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,767
<i>Oh, assistant editor.</i>

279
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,563
<i>Assistant </i>to<i> the editor. Me.</i>

280
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:16,981
<i>Oh.</i>

281
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:22,695
<i>The thing is, it's 2003</i>
<i>and I need someone who's in the mix,</i>

282
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,738
<i>culturally-speaking.</i>

283
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,616
<i>Oh, I'm in the mix. </i>
<i>I mean, I'm… I'm steeped.</i>

284
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,911
<i>Like, Myspace and, um… Napster.</i>

285
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,080
<i>I know all the words to "In Da Club."</i>

286
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,876
<i>I'm just not sure it's the right fit.</i>

287
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,964
<i>I can get you Tully Hart.</i>
<i>All-access interview.</i>

288
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,049
<i>You can?</i>

289
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:44,967
<i>[exhales]</i>

290
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,344
<i>Yeah, um, she's my best friend.</i>

291
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,513
<i>I can get you whatever you need.</i>

292
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,235
<i>[water running]</i>

293
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:05,946
<i>[sighs]</i>

294
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,574
<i>-[Kate] Hey, want a glass of wine, Tull?</i>
<i>-Hell yes.</i>

295
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,164
<i>[clinks]</i>

296
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,999
<i>So, I think I got the job.</i>

297
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,250
<i>[Tully] Mmm.</i>

298
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,128
<i>Seriously? Nice! Assistant editor.</i>

299
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,673
<i>Sort of.</i>
<i>My boss's name is Kimber, like she's 12.</i>

300
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,593
<i>-Ugh. Kimber Watts?</i>
<i>-Yeah. She said she knew you.</i>

301
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,845
<i>Yeah, I've met her,</i>
<i>at a few parties. She's…</i>

302
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,017
<i>-You know what? You can handle it.</i>
<i>-Oh, God.</i>

303
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,810
<i>[chuckles]</i>

304
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:42,107
<i>So, like, Becky-9th-grade level of crazy</i>
<i>we're talking for Kimber? Or?</i>

305
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,026
<i>[Tully] Oh, girl, worse.</i>

306
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,861
<i>[Kate laughing] Shit.</i>

307
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,822
<i>So what was Marah even skipping class for?</i>

308
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,492
<i>Who knows? She doesn't talk to me</i>
<i>about anything right now.</i>

309
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,161
<i>She just needs some time</i>
<i>with her godmother.</i>

310
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,414
<i>[Kate] You know, I don't think anyone</i>
<i>can get through to her right now.</i>

311
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,836
<i>She's going off the rails</i>
<i>and it's all my fault.</i>

312
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,839
<i>I don't think it's your fault.</i>

313
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,092
<i>I ripped her family apart, okay?</i>

314
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,177
<i>Would you stop it?</i>

315
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,595
<i>Stop.</i>

316
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,389
<i>It's not your fault.</i>

317
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,768
<i>Doesn't matter whose fault it is,</i>
<i>it's always the kid who suffers.</i>

318
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,063
<i>Oh, come on. My mother was</i>
<i>the shittiest mom in the entire world.</i>

319
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,232
<i>-[laughs]</i>
<i>-And look how I turned out.</i>

320
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,280
<i>Marah's got the best mom</i>
<i>in the entire world.</i>

321
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,282
<i>She's gonna be fine.</i>

322
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,410
<i>[clicks tongue]</i>

323
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,870
<i>I'm not so sure I'm going to be fine.</i>

324
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,749
<i>-Upside?</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

325
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:46,755
<i>You've been with the same man</i>
<i>and the same penis for 15 years.</i>

326
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,259
<i>Just think of all the new penises</i>
<i>you're about to meet.</i>

327
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,468
<i>Ugh, God. That sounds…</i>

328
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,346
<i>exhausting and terrifying.</i>

329
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,347
<i>[laughs]</i>

330
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,559
<i>You're going to be okay.</i>

331
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,270
<i>-Better than okay.</i>
<i>-[sniffles]</i>

332
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,522
<i>I promise.</i>

333
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,115
<i>[with French accent] Would </i>vous
<i>like to try ze escargot, mademoiselle?</i>

334
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,908
<i>Mmm, </i>mais non,<i> Madam!</i>

335
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,829
<i>Hmm. What about a sip</i>
<i>of the delicious champagne?</i>

336
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,207
<i>[normal] One sip. Don't tell your mom.</i>

337
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,049
<i>Ooh.</i> Oui oui!<i> So bubbly!</i>

338
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,175
<i>[laughs]</i>

339
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,968
<i>Now that we have a secret…</i>

340
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,680
<i>you can tell me where you went</i>
<i>when you cut class the other day.</i>

341
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,475
<i>Nowhere. I sat by a tree.</i>

342
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,394
<i>Don't bullshit a bullshitter. I get you.</i>

343
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,981
<i>You're stubborn,</i>
<i>pigheaded, and rebellious,</i>

344
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,566
<i>just like me.</i>

345
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,444
<i>There's nothing you can tell me</i>
<i>that I haven't heard before,</i>

346
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,446
<i>or done before, most likely.</i>

347
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,074
<i>There's nothing I can tell you</i>
<i>that you're not gonna tell my mom.</i>

348
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,117
<i>Your mom? Who's that? I barely know her.</i>

349
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,495
<i>You can trust me, Marah, I promise.</i>

350
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,832
<i>-I went to Planned Parenthood.</i>
<i>-[low] Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?</i>

351
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,335
<i>What? No. No, I haven't even had sex.</i>

352
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:11,006
<i>I just wanted to get on the pill.</i>
<i>Except you need an adult to sign the form.</i>

353
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,759
<i>Why would you take the pill</i>
<i>if you're not having sex?</i>

354
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260
<i>[Marah] Everyone's on it.</i>

355
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387
<i>It's practically a prerequisite</i>
<i>for high school.</i>

356
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,057
<i>-You're not in high school.</i>
<i>-I will be in a few months.</i>

357
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,851
<i>-What does your mom say about this?</i>
<i>-She'll just say no.</i>

358
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,437
<i>-She's all about ruining me.</i>
<i>-Objection, Your Honor.</i>

359
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,482
<i>-You could sign it, though.</i>
<i>-[chuckles] I could, but I won't.</i>

360
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,901
<i>What if I promise I'll tell her?</i>

361
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,319
<i>-Eventually.</i>
<i>-When?</i>

362
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,531
<i>If I'm ever thinking about having sex,</i>

363
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,866
<i>then I'll tell her. I swear.</i>

364
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,992
<i>[women giggling]</i>

365
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,661
<i>[woman 1] It is you!</i>

366
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,330
<i>Oh! That episode that you did last year</i>

367
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,999
<i>on finding your inner voice</i>
<i>changed my life.</i>

368
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,417
<i>Oh, thank you.</i>

369
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,503
<i>-Would you sign my receipt?</i>
<i>-[Tully] I sure will.</i>

370
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,089
<i>-[woman 2] You look even better in person!</i>
<i>-Oh, stop.</i>

371
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,091
<i>-[woman 1] We just love you.</i>
<i>-Can I have a hug?</i>

372
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,593
<i>Of course. I love your top.</i>

373
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,388
<i>Thank you for stopping by, ladies.</i>
<i>It means a lot to me.</i>

374
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,306
<i>-Have a great day.</i>
<i>-[both] Thank you!</i>

375
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,267
<i>[sighs]</i>

376
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:08,063
<i>My mom said you were always famous,</i>
<i>even before you were really famous.</i>

377
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,231
<i>Your mom exaggerates.</i>

378
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,109
<i>Well, that's an understatement.</i>
<i>She doesn't get anything.</i>

379
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,777
<i>You'd be surprised what your mom gets.</i>

380
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,238
<i>-Then how come she's always such a bitch?</i>
<i>-Hey!</i>

381
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,449
<i>That is my best friend</i>
<i>you're talking about.</i>

382
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,910
<i>And your mother is not a bitch.</i>

383
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,538
<i>She is the kindest person I've ever met.</i>

384
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,749
<i>Even at 14 she was kind.</i>

385
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,669
<i>Nobody's kind at 14.</i>

386
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173
<i>That's why I was drawn to her.</i>

387
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842
<i>I knew instantly she was special.</i>

388
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,760
<i>["She Turns My Radio On" by Jim Ford]</i>

389
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,639
<i>♪ Every morning about dawn ♪</i>

390
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,977
<i>♪ </i>Sun shines through my window 
And a new day is born ♪

391
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:52,524
<i>♪ Every evening about sundown ♪</i>

392
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,613
<i>♪ My whole world changes, Lord </i>
<i>When she comes around ♪</i>

393
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,993
<i>♪ She comes and turns my radio on ♪</i>

394
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:07,623
<i>♪ Gives me all-day music</i>
<i>I got all-night song ♪</i>

395
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:13,086
<i>♪ I'm gonna sing it </i>
<i>'Til the cows come home ♪</i>

396
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:18,759
<i>♪ Look what you went and did, honey </i>
<i>You turned my radio on ♪</i>

397
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,844
<i>[distorted chattering]</i>

398
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:22,971
<i>[spits]</i>

399
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,889
<i>[splats]</i>

400
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,226
<i>[all laugh]</i>

401
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,690
<i>Katie! I made Hamburger Helper</i>
<i>for the new neighbors.</i>

402
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,776
<i>I've got homework, just send Sean.</i>

403
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,902
<i>[utensil clatters]</i>

404
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,489
<i>Can I say something</i>
<i>without you jumping all over me?</i>

405
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,450
<i>[hockey announcer </i>
<i>talking indistinctly on TV]</i>

406
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,662
<i>Life is hard sometimes,</i>

407
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,330
<i>even at 14.</i>

408
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,624
<i>Well, especially at 14.</i>

409
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,834
<i>Yeah, no shit.</i>

410
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,505
<i>I'm gonna pretend</i>
<i>I didn't just hear that word.</i>

411
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,175
<i>It's going to be easy,</i>
<i>because I will never hear it again, right?</i>

412
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,974
<i>I know that</i>
<i>you're having a hard time right now.</i>

413
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853
<i>But it's never any good to just sit around</i>

414
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,440
<i>waiting for someone or something</i>
<i>to come and change your life.</i>

415
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,609
<i>I mean, that's why</i>
<i>women like Gloria Steinem,</i>

416
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,654
<i>they're burning their bras</i>
<i>and they're marching on Washington.</i>

417
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,406
<i>Somebody say something about bras?</i>

418
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,448
<i>[father] Sean.</i>

419
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,408
<i>Hi, Mrs. M.</i>

420
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,286
<i>-Hey, Kate.</i>
<i>-Hi, Robbie.</i>

421
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,496
<i>-Hope you're staying for dinner.</i>
<i>-Definitely.</i>

422
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,374
<i>I need to carbo load.</i>
<i>What you studying Kate?</i>

423
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,583
<i>Uh…</i>

424
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,127
<i>it's the War of 1812.</i>

425
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,838
<i>Oh, yeah. I dig it. When was it again?</i>

426
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,133
<i>[laughs]</i>

427
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,968
<i>Ah. Yeah.</i>

428
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,970
<i>[giggles]</i>

429
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,222
<i>Come on, Robbie, let's get back upstairs.</i>

430
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,724
<i>Catch you later, Katie-Pie.</i>

431
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,142
<i>Bye.</i>

432
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,269
<i>[Mrs. Mularkey] Casserole</i>
<i>isn't getting any warmer.</i>

433
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,566
<i>[psychedelic rock playing on stereo]</i>

434
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,109
<i>[knocking]</i>

435
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:06,575
<i>♪ And all the love I gave you ♪</i>

436
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,911
<i>-Hi.</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

437
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,874
<i>My mom made you guys this casserole.</i>

438
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,753
<i>You look like</i>
<i>you came out of an encyclopedia.</i>

439
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,005
<i>[Kate] Thank you?</i>

440
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:30,307
<i>♪ By the shifting of the sand ♪</i>

441
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,269
<i>Was that your mom?</i>

442
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,856
<i>She has… cancer.</i>

443
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,233
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

444
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:44,529
<i>Oh. [chuckles]</i>

445
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,828
<i>Wow, I wish my mom</i>
<i>would let me eat all that stuff.</i>

446
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,376
<i>She doesn't care if you smoke?</i>

447
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,087
<i>She's too sick to care.</i>

448
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,340
<i>-Drag?</i>
<i>-Uh…</i>

449
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,009
<i>No. Thanks.</i>

450
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,886
<i>[scoffs] Thought so.</i>

451
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,433
<i>Well, you probably</i>
<i>have to get home for dinner.</i>

452
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:15,852
<i>Okay.</i>

453
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,405
<i>Bye-bye,</i>
<i>girl with the cool-neighbor attitude.</i>

454
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,830
<i>Thanks for the food.</i>

455
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,874
<i>-I can't cook and Cloud </i>is<i> cooked, so--</i>
<i>-Cloud?</i>

456
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,877
<i>It's my mom's name, currently.</i>

457
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,089
<i>Oh, well…</i>

458
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,299
<i>bye. [chuckles]</i>

459
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,594
<i>[owl hooting]</i>

460
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,681
<i>Hey.</i>

461
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,100
<i>What's your name?</i>

462
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,435
<i>Oh, uh, Kate.</i>

463
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,311
<i>Kate Mularkey.</i>

464
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,896
<i>[laughs]</i>

465
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,190
<i>Malarkey? Like, bullshit?</i>

466
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,528
<i>-Oh, hey, I didn't mean to make fun.</i>
<i>-Whatever.</i>

467
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,114
<i>Fine, be a bitch, why don't you?</i>

468
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:12,200
<i>Just that empty room</i>
<i>on the other side there , huh?</i>

469
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,495
<i>Look, why don't we take turns, that way</i>
<i>neither one of us will get too tired.</i>

470
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,082
<i>[both laughing]</i>

471
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,632
<i>[telephone ringing on TV]</i>

472
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,302
<i>Hello? Yeah, this is Sergeant Mallory.</i>

473
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,096
<i>[laughing]</i>

474
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:37,267
<i>I love Carol Burnett,</i>
<i>my God, she's so good!</i>

475
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,768
<i>I want to be like Carol.</i>

476
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,146
<i>[sketch continues indistinctly]</i>

477
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,696
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

478
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,739
<i>Can I help you?</i>

479
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:54,242
<i>Yeah. Hi. Yes.</i>
<i>I am, um, going to an event,</i>

480
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,662
<i>and I just was looking</i>
<i>for something to, um…</i>

481
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:02,000
<i>kind of, like, deal with this whole area,</i>
<i>like, knees to boobs?</i>

482
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,210
<i>You want Spanx?</i>

483
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,920
<i>What is Spanx?</i>

484
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,381
<i>They're amazing. They even have</i>
<i>a little slot for you to pee through.</i>

485
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,175
<i>Let me go see if we have your size.</i>

486
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,092
<i>Kate!</i>

487
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,387
<i>-Travis! Hi.</i>
<i>-Hey!</i>

488
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:17,933
<i>I was over in men's and I thought,</i>
<i>"I know the back of that head."</i>

489
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,309
<i>Ah. Great!</i>

490
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,062
<i>-Oh, should I have not come over? Or?</i>
<i>-What?</i>

491
00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,523
<i>Oh. Um, no. [chuckles] Don't be--</i>

492
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,567
<i>-So are you going to the gala?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

493
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,195
<i>You gotta support the school,</i>
<i>you know. You?</i>

494
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,780
<i>Oh, well, I'm on the committee.</i>

495
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,907
<i>Of course. I think I knew that. Right.</i>

496
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,992
<i>Are you bringing anyone?</i>

497
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,410
<i>No.</i>

498
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,287
<i>You?</i>

499
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:44,626
<i>No, um, but, um… should be fun.</i>
<i>There's going to be a DJ this year.</i>

500
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,419
<i>-Songs of '70s!</i>
<i>-Oh, okay.</i>

501
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,046
<i>Well, then I'm definitely going.</i>

502
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,591
<i>I can't deprive the other parents</i>
<i>of my sweet disco moves.</i>

503
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,884
<i>[laughs, snorts]</i>

504
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,261
<i>[Travis chuckles]</i>

505
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:59,391
<i>Anyway, I'm glad we ran into each other.</i>
<i>It's been weird not seeing you.</i>

506
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,475
<i>Yeah.</i>

507
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,269
<i>You look good, Kate.</i>

508
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,521
<i>Here you go, ma'am.</i>

509
00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:07,232
<i>Extra tummy control,</i>
<i>plus these reduce thigh chafing.</i>

510
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,985
<i>These are for my mother.</i>
<i>She's been curious.</i>

511
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,696
<i>And I will…</i>

512
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,198
<i>take these for me.</i>

513
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,617
<i>So…</i>

514
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,661
<i>[Tully]</i> You did not pick up the thong.

515
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,580
<i>Oh, I very much did.</i>

516
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:25,584
<i>[laughs] Well, that is one way</i>
<i>to flirt up your PTA crush.</i>

517
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,962
<i>Ugh. And the worst part is he looked so…</i>

518
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:29,879
<i>[groans]</i>

519
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,172
<i>And I looked so…</i>

520
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,466
<i>I feel like you need me.</i>
<i>Why don't I come over for dinner?</i>

521
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,302
<i>Marah's eating in her room.</i>
<i>She's mad at me.</i>

522
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:37,596
<i>I just ate my dinner over the sink</i>
<i>like an animal.</i>

523
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,015
<i>Well, I could bring a bottle of wine.</i>

524
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,183
<i>We can watch a movie. Oh, </i>Love Story!

525
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,977
<i>Ugh. I'd just fall asleep.</i>

526
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,188
<i>But what are you doing next Saturday?</i>

527
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,733
<i>You want to be my date</i>
<i>to a super cool middle-school fundraiser?</i>

528
00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:54,571
<i>I would love to, but I am headed</i>
<i>down to LA for a movie premiere.</i>

529
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:59,159
<i>George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones.</i>
<i>Blah, blah, boring, whatever.</i>

530
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,037
<i>That sounds awful. Wanna trade lives?</i>

531
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,041
<i>Well, I'll come over now.</i>
<i>Come on, we'll have a slumber party.</i>

532
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,335
<i>-Please?</i>
<i>-I wish. I should go check on Marah.</i>

533
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,378
<i>-I'll call you tomorrow, okay?</i>
<i>-'Kay.</i>

534
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,421
<i>[phone beeps off]</i>

535
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,675
<i>-[birds calling]</i>
<i>-[distant sirens wailing]</i>

536
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,346
<i>[sighs]</i>

537
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,005
<i>[sighs]</i>

538
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,217
<i>[upbeat funk music playing]</i>

539
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,937
<i>[bartender] Here's your martini.</i>

540
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,940
<i>-I know who you are.</i>
<i>-I'm so relieved.</i>

541
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,150
<i>-My name's Larry.</i>
<i>-Great.</i>

542
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,320
<i>Can I just say</i>
<i>you are way hotter in person?</i>

543
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,321
<i>Like, way.</i>

544
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,281
<i>That's not really compliment, Larry.</i>

545
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,284
<i>Oh, it is very much a compliment.</i>

546
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,830
<i>-You waiting for somebody?</i>
<i>-No.</i>

547
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,956
<i>May I join you?</i>

548
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,166
<i>No.</i>

549
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,543
<i>Come on, Tully Hart.</i>

550
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,503
<i>Take a chance.</i>

551
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,671
<i>[chuckles]</i>

552
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091
<i>You know what, Larry?</i>

553
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,426
<i>That is good advice.</i>

554
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,302
<i>I think I will.</i>

555
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,558
<i>So--</i>

556
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,400
<i>Hey there.</i>

557
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,406
<i>[heavy breathing]</i>

558
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:05,326
<i>[Tully moans loudly]</i>

559
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,580
<i>-[both laugh]</i>
<i>-[sighs]</i>

560
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,751
<i>-Ah.</i>
<i>-[panting]</i>

561
00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,757
<i>Wow. We didn't even make it</i>
<i>to the bedroom there.</i>

562
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,300
<i>Not a problem.</i>

563
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,178
<i>I needed that.</i>

564
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,721
<i>Um…</i>

565
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,139
<i>So I'm Max, by the way.</i>

566
00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,265
<i>[laughs]</i>

567
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,517
<i>I didn't ask.</i>

568
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,144
<i>[Max chuckles]</i>

569
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,939
<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-You know, I used to, uh…</i>

570
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,610
<i>I used to watch you</i>
<i>on the news when I was a kid.</i>

571
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,906
<i>Yeah, I used to--</i>
<i>I used to have a big old crush.</i>

572
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,201
<i>It's always nice to meet a fan.</i>

573
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,621
<i>Um, that was, uh…</i>

574
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:54,167
<i>That was fun. You do this often?</i>

575
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,377
<i>'Cause… 'cause I don't.</i>

576
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,964
<i>Why don't I believe you?</i>

577
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,636
<i>No, I'm serious. I just, uh…</i>
<i>I got divorced last year.</i>

578
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:05,678
<i>How old are you?</i>

579
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:06,805
<i>I'm 29.</i>

580
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,223
<i>-[chuckles]</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

581
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,224
<i>Um…</i>

582
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:10,642
<i>Actually…</i>

583
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,395
<i>you're only the fourth person</i>
<i>I've slept with.</i>

584
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,981
<i>-Ever?</i>
<i>-Uh-huh. Yeah.</i>

585
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,817
<i>-Bullshit.</i>
<i>-No, no, no. I'm a--</i>

586
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,902
<i>I'm a serial monogamist, I guess.</i>

587
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,197
<i>I do not understand your generation.</i>

588
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,825
<i>Um…</i>

589
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,788
<i>Well, I-- I could explain it to you,</i>
<i>if you want, over dinner.</i>

590
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,000
<i>How's your Saturday looking?</i>

591
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,877
<i>I don't do second dates.</i>

592
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,881
<i>Oh, so you consider this a first date?</i>

593
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,764
<i>Well, we could just…</i>
<i>have dessert right now.</i>

594
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,395
<i>The only thing I like after midnight</i>
<i>is a box of warm…</i>

595
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,524
<i>fresh, Krispy Kreme doughnuts.</i>

596
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,693
<i>Got any on you?</i>

597
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:06,447
<i>You know, I usually do, but, um…</i>

598
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,700
<i>I mean, I could just go get some,</i>
<i>come right back.</i>

599
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,327
<i>[beeps]</i>

600
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,289
<i>-[elevator door opens]</i>
<i>-Goodbye, Max.</i>

601
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,840
<i>Tully Hart. You have a good night.</i>

602
00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:28,553
<i>[clatters]</i>

603
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,352
<i>Mom, what's going on?</i>

604
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,604
<i>Marah, why are you up?</i>

605
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,857
<i>The noise. Why are you up?</i>

606
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,819
<i>I'm starting that new job on Monday,</i>
<i>and I was just looking for this.</i>

607
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,614
<i>A hideous '80s briefcase.</i>

608
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,073
<i>It's a satchel.</i>

609
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,785
<i>Grandma gave it to me, my first job,</i>

610
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,204
<i>and I was just hoping</i>
<i>it would bring me some luck.</i>

611
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,916
<i>[exhales]</i>

612
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,626
<i>You're okay with me working, right?</i>

613
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,128
<i>Whatever. I don't care.</i>

614
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,881
<i>Just, who's gonna pick me up from school?</i>

615
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,716
<i>Grandma sometimes,</i>

616
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,468
<i>or you can take the bus.</i>

617
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:11,554
<i>I mean, you hate it when I pick you up.</i>
<i>You make me park down a block.</i>

618
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,639
<i>I know, I just--</i>

619
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,143
<i>I think maybe you should wait.</i>

620
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:21,022
<i>'Cause what if Dad changes his mind,</i>

621
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,232
<i>and you guys make up and he moves back in?</i>

622
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,276
<i>Oh, baby, come here.</i>

623
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323
<i>I don't know what's gonna happen</i>
<i>with me and your dad,</i>

624
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,701
<i>but you know that</i>
<i>we both love you so much and…</i>

625
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:38,122
<i>we are always a family,</i>
<i>no matter what, okay?</i>

626
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:49,884
<i>[Marah sighs]</i>

627
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,845
<i>Good night, sweetie.</i>

628
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,688
<i>[sighs]</i>

629
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,816
<i>["You're the One"</i>
<i>by Nikki &amp; the Corvettes playing]</i>

630
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:16,244
<i>-</i>♪ You got that kind of look, baby ♪
-♪ Baby ♪

631
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,788
<i>♪ You got that something</i>
<i>That makes me crazy ♪</i>

632
00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,916
<i>-♪ You got me going, oh, baby ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Baby ♪</i>

633
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,460
<i>♪ I want your lovin' so don't say maybe ♪</i>

634
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:29,382
<i>♪ When you're holding me so tight</i>
<i>Don't you know that you feel all right ♪</i>

635
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,843
<i>-♪ You're the one ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You're the one ♪</i>

636
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,470
<i>-♪ Baby, you're the one ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You're the one ♪</i>

637
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,390
<i>-♪ You're the one ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You're the one ♪</i>

638
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,100
<i>♪ Baby, you're the one ♪</i>

639
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:44,063
<i>-</i>♪ Come in a little closer now, baby ♪
-♪ Baby ♪

640
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,858
<i>♪ Just keep it moving </i>
<i>And don't get lazy ♪</i>

641
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,651
<i>♪ It's getting so hot, baby ♪</i>

642
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:49,610
<i>[knocks]</i>

643
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,572
<i>♪ My head is spinning </i>
<i>And it's too hot and crazy ♪</i>

644
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:57,326
<i>♪ When you're holding me so tight</i>
<i>Don't you know that you feel all right ♪</i>

645
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,120
<i>♪ You're the one, you're the one ♪</i>

646
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,038
<i>[clears throat]</i>

647
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,581
<i>[song ends]</i>

648
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,915
<i>-Kate.</i>
<i>-Hi.</i>

649
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,794
<i>-Sorry, I didn't see you there.</i>
<i>-Oh, I am here.</i>

650
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,087
<i>And I brought food.</i>

651
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,465
<i>You bought me lunch?</i>

652
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,426
<i>Oh, well, Mutt and Carol are off</i>
<i>interviewing that Bill Gates guy</i>

653
00:34:13,509 --> 00:34:17,096
<i>and then Tully decided to tag along</i>
<i>and I figured maybe you might be hungry.</i>

654
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,974
<i>Oh, it just keeps coming. Okay.</i>

655
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,642
<i>Oh. Just in case, for later.</i>

656
00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:25,897
<i>Soup, huh?</i>

657
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,857
<i>You're one of those.</i>

658
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,567
<i>A soup liker?</i>

659
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,110
<i>Guilty. [laughs]</i>

660
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:33,780
<i>-A caretaker.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

661
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,866
<i>-Sit down, come on, eat some of this.</i>
<i>-I already ate.</i>

662
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:39,327
<i>Oh, I meant to say…</i>

663
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,621
<i>-Great job with the filing system.</i>
<i>-Oh.</i>

664
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,082
<i>-Turned it into an actual system.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

665
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,417
<i>Place is starting to feel</i>
<i>like a real office.</i>

666
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,545
<i>And you are an excellent copy editor.</i>

667
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,216
<i>Tully was right, you're a dynamo.</i>

668
00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,509
<i>[chuckles softly]</i>

669
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,594
<i>Well, thanks.</i>

670
00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,807
<i>So, um, do you think</i>
<i>they'll get a good story at Microsoft?</i>

671
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,935
<i>Well, there's a civil war</i>
<i>going on in Lebanon.</i>

672
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,938
<i>Meanwhile, we're dicking around</i>
<i>with bullshit soft news.</i>

673
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,025
<i>This isn't journalism.</i>
<i>This is where journalism goes to die.</i>

674
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,569
<i>[sighs]</i>

675
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,868
<i>I mean, it's a great place to start,</i>
<i>it's just a bad place to end up.</i>

676
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,036
<i>[inhales] Oh.</i>

677
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,205
<i>Yeah.</i>

678
00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,501
<i>Tully said you used to be</i>
<i>a war correspondent.</i>

679
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,506
<i>-Million years ago, yeah.</i>
<i>-Well, why did you stop?</i>

680
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,219
<i>Because sometimes</i>
<i>life kicks the shit out of you, Mularkey.</i>

681
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,388
<i>I'm sorry. I… I didn't--</i>

682
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,890
<i>I just don't really like to,</i>
<i>uh, talk about it.</i>

683
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,684
<i>Yeah, no, sure. I get it. I won't--</i>

684
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,353
<i>Um, we could talk about</i>
<i>something else. Um, sports?</i>

685
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,814
<i>You like sports?</i>

686
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,942
<i>No. [chuckles] You?</i>

687
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,240
<i>You're sweet.</i>

688
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:00,950
<i>[clicks tongue] Ah…</i>

689
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,369
<i>Maybe too sweet for the news.</i>

690
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,621
<i>Yeah, I'm actually not that sweet.</i>

691
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,791
<i>-Okay, Mularkey.</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

692
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,462
<i>-[man] Just the Pepto and the cigarettes?</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

693
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,048
<i>[newscaster on radio]</i>
…pressure for Nixon to resign is mounting…

694
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,843
<i>-That's $1.19.</i>
<i>-</i>…from the investigation surfaces…

695
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,929
<i>-I thought you didn't smoke.</i>
<i>-Oh, they're for my mom.</i>

696
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,307
<i>Oh, right.</i>

697
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:28,144
<i>-I'll take a pack too, please.</i>
<i>-I can't sell you cigarettes.</i>

698
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:29,395
<i>Oh, they're for my mom.</i>

699
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:32,440
<i>Well, I don't know who your mom is.</i>
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

700
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:40,656
<i>Shh.</i>

701
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,783
<i>-What are you doing?</i>
<i>-You know the meaning of "shh"?</i>

702
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,703
<i>[grunts]</i>

703
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,955
<i>-Are you okay?</i>
<i>-What's going on back here?</i>

704
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,624
<i>Oh, I fell down, sir.</i>

705
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,459
<i>I'm a klutz.</i>

706
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:55,338
<i>There something</i>
<i>you want to tell me, Kate Mularkey?</i>

707
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:02,511
<i>No, sir. She's a… big klutz.</i>

708
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,013
<i>Big.</i>

709
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,475
<i>All right. Bye, then.</i>

710
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,684
<i>[Kate] Bye.</i>

711
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,102
<i>[shopkeepers bell jingles]</i>

712
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,188
<i>[car horn honking]</i>

713
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,361
<i>-Oh, you're full of surprises, Mularkey!</i>
<i>-[giggles]</i>

714
00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:20,279
<i>-Thanks for not ratting me out.</i>
<i>-[Kate] Sure.</i>

715
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,032
<i>[Tully] What? Do you still hate me?</i>

716
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:24,242
<i>No, I never hated you.</i>

717
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,204
<i>Hey, hot girl, come talk to us.</i>

718
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,748
<i>Why should I if you don't ask nice?</i>

719
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,542
<i>-Sassy, I like that.</i>
<i>-[boy laughing]</i>

720
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,379
<i>I bet you he follows us.</i>

721
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,423
<i>-Why are boys so simple?</i>
<i>-They don't seem simple to me.</i>

722
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,759
<i>Hot girl! Don't make me chase you.</i>

723
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:42,718
<i>[Tully] Too late.</i>

724
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,390
<i>I could get in trouble for talking to you.</i>

725
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,894
<i>Hey, I'm gonna stay and talk to…</i>

726
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,230
<i>Pat.</i>

727
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:55,147
<i>Right.</i>

728
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,233
<i>Pat.</i>

729
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,110
<i>See you, Mularkey.</i>

730
00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,612
<i>Oh, right. Bye.</i>

731
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,743
<i>You have my attention.</i>

732
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,829
<i>Come to a party with me on Friday.</i>

733
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,081
<i>I could make that work.</i>

734
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,292
<i>Pick you up at ten.</i>

735
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,211
<i>Unless that's past your curfew.</i>

736
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:21,590
<i>17 Firefly Lane,</i>
<i>and I don't have a curfew.</i>

737
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,180
<i>-[snaps]</i>
<i>-[groans softly]</i>

738
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,976
<i>I can't do it. I can't spend the night</i>
<i>drinking bad pinot grigio</i>

739
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,519
<i>with passive-aggressive moms.</i>

740
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:36,480
<i>I've seen you run circles</i>
<i>around those moms. You got this.</i>

741
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,483
<i>Easy for you to say. You're taking</i>
<i>a private jet to meet Clooney.</i>

742
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:40,526
<i>[chuckles]</i>

743
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,737
<i>Just look out your window, you idiot.</i>

744
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:44,488
<i>[car horn honks]</i>

745
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,073
<i>[car door opens and shuts]</i>

746
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,910
<i>[chuckles] What are you doing?</i>

747
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:50,870
<i>[chuckles]</i>

748
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,790
<i>Tonight, you are Cinderella</i>
<i>and I am your prince.</i>

749
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:57,752
<i>[clicks tongue]</i>

750
00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,003
<i>[giggles]</i>

751
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,469
<i>[Kate] I cannot believe</i>
<i>you picked me over Clooney.</i>

752
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,887
<i>Ha! Me neither.</i>

753
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,639
<i>[both laugh]</i>

754
00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:18,314
<i>Admit it, I look like the "before"</i>
<i>in one of your makeover shows.</i>

755
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:21,108
<i>This dress is a metaphor</i>
<i>for everything that's wrong in my life.</i>

756
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,027
<i>Stop it. You're fine.</i>

757
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,863
<i>You don't get it.</i>
<i>You don't know what it's like to fail.</i>

758
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:29,075
<i>-You succeed at everything you try.</i>
<i>-You are so much braver than me.</i>

759
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,329
<i>Your family,</i>
<i>that is the real accomplishment.</i>

760
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,331
<i>I will never have that.</i>

761
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:38,459
<i>I was too scared to even try.</i>

762
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:42,838
<i>I'm not brave.</i>
<i>Now I'm starting over alone and it sucks.</i>

763
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,591
<i>You're not alone, babe. You got me.</i>

764
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:49,970
<i>In fact… [exhales deeply]</i>

765
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,725
<i>-Give me a second.</i>
<i>-[laughing] What are you doing, Tully?</i>

766
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,729
<i>-All right, girl, take that off.</i>
<i>-I do not have the boobs for that dress.</i>

767
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:01,816
<i>Just put it on, bitch. Trust me.</i>

768
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,111
<i>[Kate] You're insane.</i>

769
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:07,905
<i>-Oh, those are appealing.</i>
<i>-[laughs] Right?</i>

770
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:10,491
<i>Should I just go in this?</i>
<i>Really turn some heads?</i>

771
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,701
<i>[laughs]</i>

772
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,744
<i>[zips]</i>

773
00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,671
<i>It's… it's too much.</i>

774
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:24,797
<i>It's perfect.</i>

775
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:27,716
<i>It's perfect.</i>

776
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:35,057
<i>[owl hooting]</i>

777
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,395
<i>Just one more.</i>

778
00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:59,248
<i>Hey, uh… new girl, right?</i>

779
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,750
<i>Yeah, I don't know</i>
<i>what you think you just saw--</i>

780
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:05,379
<i>My name's Tully,</i>
<i>and I didn't see anything.</i>

781
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,465
<i>[distant train whistle blows]</i>

782
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:09,091
<i>Well, um…</i>

783
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,052
<i>You know, my mom, she, uh…</i>

784
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,180
<i>she freaks out if I'm late. So, uh…</i>

785
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:15,890
<i>Yeah.</i>

786
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:17,558
<i>Moms.</i>

787
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,190
<i>They're hard.</i>

788
00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:26,400
<i>[horse nickers]</i>

789
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,365
<i>Hey, boy, how you doing?</i>

790
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,827
<i>She's a girl. Her name's Sweet Pea.</i>

791
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,456
<i>You want to feed her?</i>

792
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:44,210
<i>No, I have somebody coming to pick me up,</i>
<i>I can't get horse slime on me.</i>

793
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,212
<i>[car tires squeal]</i>

794
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:52,468
<i>[loud rock music plays on stereo]</i>

795
00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,678
<i>Come on! We'll miss the keg!</i>

796
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,473
<i>Uh, see you, Mularkey.</i>

797
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,520
<i>♪ Out driving in the rain ♪</i>

798
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,272
<i>[engine revs]</i>

799
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:11,237
<i>[Tully] </i>Coming to you live
from the Seattle Zoo,

800
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,740
<i>the scene of this afternoon's</i>
<i>horrific elephant trampling.</i>

801
00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:15,824
<i>[laughs]</i>

802
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,410
<i>This is Tallulah Hart.</i>

803
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,081
<i>This is Tully Hart.</i>

804
00:42:22,164 --> 00:42:25,084
<i>This is… Terry Hart.</i>

805
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,503
<i>No, that's-- No. Don't like that.</i>

806
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,130
<i>So did Johnny say that he'd put you on?</i>

807
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,384
<i>Not exactly. He says I'm still too green.</i>

808
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,511
<i>I need more newsroom experience,</i>

809
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:39,974
<i>and then he started mumbling</i>
<i>about some debt crisis in Latin America.</i>

810
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,183
<i>Blah, blah, blah.</i>

811
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:43,269
<i>[punk rock music playing]</i>

812
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,857
<i>So, like, is his life the news,</i>
<i>or is he married,</i>

813
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,944
<i>or is, like… single or?</i>

814
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:55,864
<i>-Miss Mularkey…</i>
<i>-[laughs]</i>

815
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,159
<i>How long have you been</i>
<i>wanting to do the deed…</i>

816
00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,538
<i>with the man who signs your paychecks?</i>

817
00:43:02,621 --> 00:43:05,124
<i>Stop it! I don't want to do any deeds!</i>

818
00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,626
<i>I get it. I get it.</i>

819
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:11,088
<i>Super handsome, mind of a cynic,</i>
<i>heart of a dreamer type.</i>

820
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,591
<i>It's sexy. I've thought about it.</i>

821
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,761
<i>Wait, you have?</i>

822
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,264
<i>Yeah, but Johnny's the boss.</i>

823
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,642
<i>Bad idea, plus now that</i>
<i>I know </i>you're<i> interested--</i>

824
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:27,021
<i>[laughs] No, it is not like that.</i>
<i>I'm not-- I mean, like, he's interesting,</i>

825
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,731
<i>but I'm not interested.</i>

826
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:31,108
<i>I just admire him in like a…</i>

827
00:43:31,191 --> 00:43:34,069
<i>you know,</i>
<i>like a mentor-mentee kind of way.</i>

828
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:38,240
<i>The kind of mentor who teaches the mentee</i>
<i>what it means to be a woman?</i>

829
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:39,241
<i>[laughs]</i>

830
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,200
<i>[snorts]</i>

831
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,577
<i>Ah! I got a snort!</i>

832
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:42,911
<i>[both laugh]</i>

833
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,705
<i>I do not have a crush on Johnny Ryan.</i>

834
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,041
<i>-Okay? I swear.</i>
<i>-Okay. Okay.</i>

835
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,960
<i>[dance music playing]</i>

836
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:56,300
<i>Mm. There's nothing like the musty scent</i>
<i>of a junior high school gym.</i>

837
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,093
<i>So much better than Clooney.</i>

838
00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:01,513
<i>Stop it. I love it.</i>
<i>There is no other place I would rather be.</i>

839
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,140
<i>-[Kate] Thank you.</i>
<i>-Kate!</i>

840
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,602
<i>-Hey!</i>
<i>-Hey.</i>

841
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,521
<i>Wow, you look fantastic.</i>

842
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:13,484
<i>Thank you.</i>
<i>Um, this is my best friend, Tully--</i>

843
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,819
<i>Holy shit, Tully Hart.</i>

844
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,237
<i>Indeed.</i>

845
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,907
<i>Hi, I'm Travis.</i>
<i>My daughter loves your show.</i>

846
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,910
<i>We tape it and watch it</i>
<i>every day after school.</i>

847
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,746
<i>Okay, I tape it. I'm the fan. I love you--</i>

848
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:26,997
<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-Your show.</i>

849
00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,040
<i>[Travis chuckles]</i>

850
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:29,875
<i>It's nice to meet you, Travis.</i>

851
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,586
<i>Kate, the silent auction, it's a mess.</i>

852
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,837
<i>We need your help.</i>

853
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,298
<i>I am on it.</i>

854
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,758
<i>Here. Got you.</i>

855
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,678
<i>[Johnny]</i>
Sure you made the Federal Express cut off?

856
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,554
<i>Yes for the 14th time.</i>

857
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,474
<i>I'm gonna drive the tape</i>
<i>to Tacoma myself next time.</i>

858
00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,726
<i>Kate. Kate, Kate, Kate.</i>

859
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:48,977
<i>Mmm. [chuckles]</i>

860
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,939
<i>-[Johnny] What would I do without you?</i>
<i>-What would you do?</i>

861
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:55,693
<i>You guys are the best. Do you know that?</i>

862
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,278
<i>I know you're drunk.</i>

863
00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,655
<i>I'm not.</i>

864
00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:01,407
<i>["Tainted Love" by Soft Cell playing]</i>

865
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,658
<i>Come on, let's dance!</i>

866
00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:03,659
<i>Oh, love it!</i>

867
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:09,123
<i>♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to run away ♪</i>

868
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:12,251
<i>♪ I've got to get away ♪</i>

869
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:16,880
<i>♪ From the pain you drive</i>
<i>Into the heart of me ♪</i>

870
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:22,886
<i>♪ The love we share seems to go nowhere ♪</i>

871
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:26,014
<i>♪ And I've lost my light ♪</i>

872
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:30,394
<i>♪ For I toss and turn</i>
<i>I can't sleep at night ♪</i>

873
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:36,650
<i>♪ Once I ran to you</i>
<i>Now I'll run from you ♪</i>

874
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:43,657
<i>♪ This tainted love you've given </i>
<i>I give you all a boy could give you ♪</i>

875
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,202
<i>♪ Take my tears and that's not living ♪</i>

876
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,455
<i>♪ Oh, tainted love ♪</i>

877
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,833
<i>♪ Whoa, tainted love ♪</i>

878
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:59,339
<i>♪ Now I know I've got to run away ♪</i>

879
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,676
<i>♪ I've got to get away ♪</i>

880
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:06,930
<i>♪ You don't really want any more from me ♪</i>

881
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:13,270
<i>♪ To make things right </i>
<i>You need someone to hold you tight ♪</i>

882
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:20,319
<i>♪ And you think love is to pray </i>
<i>But I'm sorry I don't pray that way ♪</i>

883
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:27,117
<i>♪ Once I ran to you</i>
<i>Now I'll run from you ♪</i>

884
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:30,788
<i>[song fades]</i>

885
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:37,336
<i>["Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"</i>
<i>by Elton John playing]</i>

886
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,051
{\an8}<i>Thanks a lot. Bye.</i>

887
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,596
<i>♪ When are you going to land? ♪</i>

888
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,642
<i>[cell phone ringing]</i>

889
00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:55,103
<i>♪ I should have listened to my old man ♪</i>

890
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,022
<i>[hangs up]</i>

891
00:46:57,105 --> 00:47:00,150
<i>♪ You know you can't hold me forever ♪</i>

892
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,987
<i>-Hey, this is Kate. Leave a message.</i>
-Hey, did you leave?

893
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:05,697
<i>Call me.</i>

894
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:14,915
<i>♪ This boy's too young to be singing</i>
<i>The blues ♪</i>

895
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,510
<i>♪ So goodbye yellow brick road ♪</i>

896
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,347
<i>♪ Where the dogs of society howl ♪</i>

897
00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:35,185
<i>♪ You can't plant me in your penthouse ♪</i>

898
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:38,564
<i>♪ I'm going back to my plow </i>♪

899
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:43,360
<i>♪ Back to the howling old owl </i>
<i>In the woods ♪</i>

900
00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:46,822
<i>♪ Hunting the horny back toad ♪</i>

901
00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:52,995
<i>♪ Oh, I've finally decided </i>
<i>My future lies ♪</i>

902
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:58,333
<i>♪ Beyond the yellow brick road</i>…<i> ♪</i>

903
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,138
<i>Mmm.</i>

904
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,473
<i>[knocking on door]</i>

905
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:19,021
<i>Well, well, well,</i>
<i>if it isn't the late-night doughnut fairy.</i>

906
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,568
<i>Came back early from New York.</i>

907
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,988
<i>I was going to go</i>
<i>to the fundraiser, but I just--</i>

908
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,407
<i>I couldn't face it.</i>

909
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,329
<i>Go home to Kate and your daughter.</i>
<i>They miss you.</i>

910
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,415
<i>I made a mistake, Tully.</i>

911
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,585
<i>Think maybe I've made a lot of mistakes.</i>

912
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,546
<i>Yeah, going to New York was</i>
<i>a huge mistake, but Kate'll forgive you.</i>

913
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,423
<i>Not New York, everything.</i>

914
00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:49,009
<i>-[sighs]</i>
<i>-My whole life, it's all wrong.</i>

915
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:52,054
<i>-Go home to your wife, Johnny.</i>
<i>-I don't have a wife.</i>

916
00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:56,767
<i>Can I just… Can I stay with you tonight?</i>

917
00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:58,936
<i>I need you, Tully.</i>

918
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,149
<i>Please.</i>

919
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,991
<i>[song ends]</i>

920
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,577
<i>[soft instrumental music playing]</i>