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EMILY: Okay.
ANNIE: Oh, wow!

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WILL: Oh, my God!

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ANNIE: Crab king!

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WILL: Oh, my God.
ANNIE: Oh, my God!

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‐ Okay, what's happening here?

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‐ Grab the crab that speaks
to you the most.

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‐ After you.
‐ Wow, thank you.

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Just take the‐‐oh, God.

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‐ Okay, so just crack it.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.

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‐ And then just kind of
sensually wiggle that meat out.

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‐ Wow.

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‐ Unfortunately, I am an expert
at this,

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because my family made me do it
every summer.

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‐ Oh, I'm so sorry that you had
to summer

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in paradise every year.

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‐ Thank you for saying that.
It's actually my trauma.

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‐ Are you getting really hot?

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I feel like my legs
are radiating heat.

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I should've brought shorts.

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‐ Wow, this from a man
who roasted us

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for bringing multiple bags.

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‐ Wow.
‐ You all have two bags.

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That's like six bags
for three days.

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That's insane.

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‐ Can I just say, for a man
who's only been around a month,

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you are very comfortable
talking a lot of shit

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about how all you needed was
a dang JanSport.

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‐ That is also fair,

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and that was a nice impression,
by the way.

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‐ Thank you.

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‐ That was like looking
in a mirror for me.

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‐ Why don't you just cut
your jeans into shorts?

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‐ No, I'm good.
Thank you, though.

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‐ Oh, okay.
‐ Oh, please.

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Come on.

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I gotta see what's under there.

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‐ Ooh.
‐ Oh.

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Give the vile woman
what she wants.

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ANNIE: Come on, let me be vile.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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WILL: I'm all messed up.

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EMILY: You have to kind of vibe
with it, dog.

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WILL: I'm trying.

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Is this attractive to see
a grown man fight a kite?

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‐ [laughs]
‐ Yes.

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‐ Okay, tell me.

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Did you guys bang it out
last night?

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‐ No.
‐ Oh.

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‐ No, I don't know.

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I thought it was gonna happen,
but it did not happen.

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‐ I'm only worried because
I actually like him,

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but the longer this goes on,
it might start to become weird.

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‐ I know, and, like,

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I feel very connected to him,
like, emotionally.

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It', like,
aggressively healthy,

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but I don't know, any time I
try to, like, involve his body,

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he, like, shuts me down hard.

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But then I can, like,
feel his boner,

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so, like, I know it's there.

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‐ Okay, well,
maybe you just need

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to make it happen yourself.

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Like, reach on down there,
grab it up, swing it around.

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‐ Oh, God.
‐ Get on down.

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‐ Ma'am,
I think that's assault.

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‐ Hey, the jeans are wet,
and the jeans are hot.

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And I'm gonna go inside
and cut 'em into shorts.

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‐ Yay.
‐ Oh, yay!

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‐ Get ready for some calves.

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‐ He's cute.
‐ Aw, cute.

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Wow, I can't believe

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that you and I are at an adult,
couple‐y beach weekend.

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‐ No, I know. I know.

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I never really saw that
for us ever.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ And it's good that it's not
all about sex with Will,

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because I feel like...

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when we were younger,
I used to think that, like,

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sex was the only form
of validation, you know?

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Like, sex was the thing.

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‐ Yeah, that's how we knew
we were valuable,

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because someone wanted
to fuck us.

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‐ Yeah, depressing.
‐ [laughs]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Please, Annie,
it's "Kegs and Eggs."

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The whole point is that
you're drunk in the morning.

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It's, like, so sexy.

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‐ Yeah, I really can't, though.

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Like, if I miss class,
I can't even turn in my paper.

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‐ Ugh, come on.

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I mean, have I ever
pressured you

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into doing something boring
or bad?

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‐ Yeah, I mean,
I think prom was pretty bad.

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‐ Okay, you wouldn't have
even gone

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if I didn't get my cousin
to take you.

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‐ Yeah, but I don't want to go
to another party, you know,

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where I'm just gonna be your
wingman and not have any fun.

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‐ You know what?
You always say no.

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But you always end up doing
what I say.

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But if you won't come
to "Kegs and Eggs,"

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you at least have to come

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to the "Oklahoma!" wrap party
with me.

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‐ Okay, I'll do that.
Hi, George.

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‐ Hey, guys.
‐ Oh, my God.

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You look like such a perv
with this moustache.

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‐ What?
I had to do it for the play.

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‐ Yeah, but you're not
in the play.

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You're the prop guy, right?

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‐ Prop master,

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and the actors
had to grow them,

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so the whole crew did it
in solidarity with them.

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‐ Hey, are you going
to the wrap party tonight?

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‐ Duh, are you?
BOTH: Yeah.

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‐ Hi!
BOTH: Hi.

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‐ Hi, Fran and Dia.

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‐ Annie, Lauren, I've literally
never seen you two apart.

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‐ Well, you shouldn't.
We're BFFs forever.

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‐ Yeah, double forever.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ Um, well, where are you guys
coming from?

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‐ Human Rights
Under International Law.

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‐ Yeah, the professor is
totally obsessed with Fran,

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because she's international.

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‐ She thinks
I'm the Magna Carta.

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‐ Whoa, that sounds
insanely hard.

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Oh, that's why I love
majoring in...

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♪ Musical theater ♪

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‐ [laughs]
Oh, my God.

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Well, you know, the "Oklahoma!"
wrap party's tonight.

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You guys should come.
‐ I'm‐‐I'm going.

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‐ All right, if you're going,
then I'll go.

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But if anyone tries to do
theater at me,

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I'm gonna slap them.

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‐ Cool, I'll meet you guys
at your room.

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‐ Jesus!
George.

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I didn't realize
you were there.

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‐ Well, it's probably
the moustache.

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‐ Okay, see you tonight.
LAUREN: Bye, you guys.

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‐ See ya.

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[light guitar music]

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‐ Okay, wow.

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‐ [sighs]

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I cut 'em too short.

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‐ Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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‐ Look at this.

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‐ Oh, I'm‐‐I'm looking.

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You kinda look like a boy

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who became a man overnight.

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‐ That actually did happen
to me once.

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I grew 5 inches one summer.
All my bones hurt.

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‐ Okay, well,
let's make another bone hurt.

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‐ Oh.
‐ [laughs]

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‐ Baby, no.
I am so sweaty.

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‐ I don't care.
I'm sweaty too.

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‐ I want to. We shouldn't.

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I told Em we'd go
to the grocery store

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and get stuff for tonight,

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and we gotta get stuff
for tomorrow too.

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‐ [chuckles]

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Well,
then don't be surprised

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if I have a little wet dream
tonight.

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‐ I cut the boxers too.

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You fucking idiot.

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[upbeat electronic music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ [sighs]
Annie.

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These are like, a size 6, and
they're already getting tight.

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I swear this dorm food
is making me, like, so fat.

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‐ Oh.

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You're not fat.
I think you look amazing.

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Honestly, you're‐‐
you're so tiny.

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‐ Maybe, but I still
am gonna do a master cleanse.

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Like, I just cannot get a gut,
you know?

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‐ Oh, actually,
my mom just sent me

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some meal replacement bars,

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and they actually
really fill you up,

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and you can have some
if you want.

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This is the chocolate brownie,

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and I also really like
the vanilla,

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and they're actually doing
a limited edition

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cookies and cream.

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‐ Mm, Annie, these are, like,
literally filled with sugar.

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They're never gonna work.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ I don't know.

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My mom sent 'em to me, so...
‐ That's, like, 30 grams.

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‐ I just stole a pizza
from the math building.

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It was just on a table
with no guard.

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‐ Oh, God, I was just saying
I can't eat

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anything like that anymore.

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‐ Yeah, me too.
‐ Oh, well, more for me.

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‐ Is your boyfriend coming
tonight?

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‐ No, he's at a swim meet.

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‐ See, I swear every swimmer
I know has, like,

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the biggest dick, right?

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‐ They're swimmers because they
know that their hog looks good

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in tiny trunks.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ Oh, my God.

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I swear you guys are always
talking about big dicks

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and all the sizes for 'em
or whatever.

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‐ Oh, I forgot we shouldn't
talk about big dicks

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in front of Annie, 'cause
she still lives in Virginia.

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AKA she's a virgin.

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‐ I mean, yeah, I'm a virgin,
but I don't even care.

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Like, it's‐‐it's fine.

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‐ Look, Annie,
it's okay if you're scared.

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I mean, I totally was
the first time.

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‐ No, I'm not scared.

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Like, I know it'll happen
for me at some point,

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and then I'll be orgasm queen,
but I'm not.

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And so until then,
I'm the only one of us

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who doesn't really know

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the experience of being...
penetrated.

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‐ Hey, guys,
I just checked my watch,

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and it's party time.

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What?

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What are you guys
talking about?

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‐ We're just talking
about the fact

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that Annie's still a virgin.

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‐ Lauren.
‐ What the hell?

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‐ What?
You just said you didn't care.

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‐ Whoa.

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‐ I mean, I am a virgin,
but I'm not a prude.

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And honestly at this point,

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I'm someone who knows
all the stuff

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and is open but just wants
to lose it.

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At this point.
Or whatever.

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‐ Let's go to the party.
‐ Yeah.

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LAUREN: Yes, please.
‐ Yeah.

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Lauren, don't tell everyone
I'm a virgin.

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I'm not, like, proud of it.

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‐ Look, Annie, no offense,

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but it's not really
a big secret.

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People can just tell.

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And you can't be mad at me
for being honest.

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‐ I'm not mad.

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‐ Okay, Annie, you're first.
"The world is your oyster.

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Let your clam be your guide."
ANNIE: No.

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‐ Why is everything
in this place seafood themed?

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And also, why do people think
that clams are pussies?

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I mean, what about the clit?

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‐ The clit is the pearl.

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‐ I asked you to bring
a board game,

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a social activity.

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‐ You said,
"Bring the little book."

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‐ I said, "Bring a board game."
‐ Okay, Fran is next.

247
00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:55,866
Let me get to my December 5th
birthday.

248
00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:58,077
‐ Wait, seriously?

249
00:09:58,077 --> 00:10:00,704
That's my birthday.
I'm December 5th too.

250
00:10:00,704 --> 00:10:02,248
‐ No way.
‐ I'm dead serious.

251
00:10:02,248 --> 00:10:04,333
‐ Oh, my God, come here.
‐ Come here.

252
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,710
‐ My Sagittarius brother.
‐ Oh, I love it.

253
00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,379
FRAN: I knew we were twins...
WILL: I knew it.

254
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,256
FRAN: Because we look so alike.
WILL: Yes, that's what it is.

255
00:10:10,256 --> 00:10:13,342
‐ We're the same height, yeah.
‐ Well, okay, Sagittarius.

256
00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:18,848
You two are aroused by
your partner's sexual organs,

257
00:10:18,848 --> 00:10:20,975
which just seems very general
to me.

258
00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,935
‐ Hmm, I'm actually not even
sure about that.

259
00:10:22,935 --> 00:10:24,979
I might have to invite
my partner into the house

260
00:10:24,979 --> 00:10:28,482
so that I can kind of solve
my curiosity.

261
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:30,651
‐ It was nice seeing you guys.
‐ Wow!

262
00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:31,902
FRAN: Really nice
to meet you guys.

263
00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:33,195
EMILY: It was really nice
to meet you guys.

264
00:10:33,195 --> 00:10:35,698
[laughter]

265
00:10:36,866 --> 00:10:41,996
‐ You know, you and Fran
are both so mischievous.

266
00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:44,915
‐ It's a bad thing, right?
‐ No, it's fun.

267
00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:46,709
I see why you're friends.

268
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,801
‐ Will...

269
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:59,054
I like you so much.

270
00:10:59,054 --> 00:11:02,141
So, so much.

271
00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:05,603
It sucks.
[laughs]

272
00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:10,065
But is there...

273
00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,776
like, is there a reason why
we haven't had sex?

274
00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:16,030
‐ Oh.

275
00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:20,409
Gosh, Annie, that's um...

276
00:11:20,409 --> 00:11:21,827
that's hard.

277
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:25,206
‐ Well, can we just talk
about it?

278
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,751
You know, and‐‐I mean,

279
00:11:28,751 --> 00:11:30,669
like, you can tell me
if there's something

280
00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:34,757
that I'm doing
that you don't like or...

281
00:11:34,757 --> 00:11:36,842
or if you're not attracted
to me.

282
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:40,471
‐ Annie, no, I'm attracted
to you, like, annoyingly so.

283
00:11:40,471 --> 00:11:44,099
I...

284
00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:47,394
I...

285
00:11:47,394 --> 00:11:50,147
it's embarrassing,

286
00:11:50,147 --> 00:11:53,734
but I'm really nervous.

287
00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:59,198
‐ That's not embarrassing.
That's sweet.

288
00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:02,785
And I'm nervous too.

289
00:12:02,785 --> 00:12:07,706
‐ Okay, yeah, but you've had
more experience.

290
00:12:07,706 --> 00:12:10,626
I...

291
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:14,964
I've only ever had sex
with the one person.

292
00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:18,175
The first person I dated
is the person I married,

293
00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:20,886
and I know how insane
that sounds, but...

294
00:12:20,886 --> 00:12:24,473
‐ No.
‐ It's a lot, really fast.

295
00:12:24,473 --> 00:12:30,187
‐ Yeah, well, I mean,
there's no rush at all.

296
00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,523
And the first time
that we have sex,

297
00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:35,276
it doesn't have to be perfect,

298
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,361
because I think we're gonna
do it a lot more

299
00:12:37,361 --> 00:12:40,447
than just that one time.

300
00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:43,492
‐ Yeah, I know, I...

301
00:12:43,492 --> 00:12:47,079
thank you.

302
00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:49,748
Thank you for not making me
feel like a freak.

303
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:52,751
‐ No, no, I mean,
sometimes I feel like a freak,

304
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:56,213
because I'm, like,
this horny monster

305
00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:59,425
pushing you or something,
but...

306
00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:04,471
you know, sometimes a girl's
just gotta get railed.

307
00:13:04,471 --> 00:13:07,975
‐ Wow, okay.
Yeah.

308
00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:11,228
‐ And, you know,
sometimes we'll rail,

309
00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:13,564
and sometimes we'll cuddle,

310
00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:17,109
and sometimes we'll do, like,
a solid ten‐minute missionary

311
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,819
and call it a damn day.

312
00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:21,989
‐ Well, I mean, I can give you
about six minutes missionary.

313
00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:24,199
‐ [laughs]

314
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:28,912
I'm just saying we have lots
of time.

315
00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:31,999
‐ Man, you're good.
‐ [laughs]

316
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,003
FRAN: This is why I didn't want

317
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:37,212
to come
to a musical theater party.

318
00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:38,589
I told you.

319
00:13:38,589 --> 00:13:41,008
‐ I just feel like tap shoes
will ruin wood floors.

320
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,217
FRAN: Of course.

321
00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:44,595
How are they not bored
by now?

322
00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:47,514
‐ Wait, what happened
to Lauren?

323
00:13:47,514 --> 00:13:49,892
‐ She left, like, an hour ago
with that guy David.

324
00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:52,561
‐ What?
She didn't even tell me.

325
00:13:52,561 --> 00:13:56,356
‐ He had the biggest tattoo
of a drama mask I've ever seen.

326
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,984
‐ Oh, no!
[laughs]

327
00:13:58,984 --> 00:14:00,694
FRAN: She loves that.
‐ Good evening.

328
00:14:00,694 --> 00:14:02,529
FRAN: Wow.

329
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:06,325
‐ Would anyone care
for some marijuana?

330
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:07,868
‐ I'm good.

331
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:10,245
‐ Wow, no moustache.

332
00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:13,165
‐ Yeah, a bunch of us just
shaved 'em off

333
00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:15,459
in the kitchen all at once.

334
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:18,337
‐ Well, I think you look better
without it.

335
00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:20,589
FRAN: I prefer you with it.
DIA: Yeah, she's right.

336
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:22,049
‐ [coughs]

337
00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:23,717
FRAN: How long does it take you
to grow a beard?

338
00:14:23,717 --> 00:14:26,678
‐ Surprisingly long time.
‐ [coughs]

339
00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:28,388
‐ This is actually
the cool way.

340
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,349
‐ I'm sorry. I think I have
to get some water.

341
00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:31,600
FRAN: I think so too.
DIA: Yeah.

342
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,893
‐ I'll help you.

343
00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,770
[laughter]

344
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:39,733
ALL: [shouting]

345
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,902
‐ I didn't know they were gay.

346
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,028
‐ They're not.

347
00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:44,696
They're just doing it
for attention,

348
00:14:44,696 --> 00:14:47,533
which sucks, but...

349
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:51,495
I guess I shouldn't say that,
'cause I'm always way off.

350
00:14:51,495 --> 00:14:54,123
‐ What do you mean?

351
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:58,210
‐ Well, I mean,
I thought you were gay,

352
00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:01,046
but you have a boyfriend,
right?

353
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:06,844
‐ Yeah...

354
00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:09,346
kind of.

355
00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:10,931
‐ I'm sorry.

356
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:13,684
That was‐‐yeah, I'm sorry.

357
00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:21,358
‐ Okay.
Okay.

358
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,735
Thank you.

359
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:25,654
Ugh, thanks.

360
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:27,948
‐ It's okay.

361
00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:30,325
Do you really think
that I look better

362
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:32,286
without the moustache?

363
00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:34,329
‐ Yeah, I do.

364
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,793
‐ Okay, don't read anything
into this,

365
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:44,673
but, you know, we're friends,
and...

366
00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:49,344
I know you want to lose
your virginity.

367
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:52,681
And I don't think we should
date or anything,

368
00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:56,310
but if you want...

369
00:15:56,310 --> 00:16:00,272
I would do it with you.

370
00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:04,568
I have a key
to the prop closet, so...

371
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:07,571
SINGER: ♪ We've got an ear,
an ear for what's romance ♪

372
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:10,574
♪ We've got our ears,
our ears trained on you ♪

373
00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:11,700
♪ You watch us sing ♪

374
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:37,184
‐ [groans]

375
00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:40,938
Okay. Okay.

376
00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:46,276
Okay.

377
00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:48,070
Yeah.

378
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,781
Oh, okay.

379
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:52,658
‐ Are‐‐are you okay?

380
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:57,454
‐ Yeah, yeah, I just finished.

381
00:16:57,454 --> 00:17:00,415
‐ Oh.

382
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:02,918
Oh, but don't you have
a condom on?

383
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,169
Right?

384
00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:06,088
‐ Oh, yeah, yeah.

385
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:09,091
I was just trying to be,
you know, like, extra safe.

386
00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:11,218
‐ Oh, yeah,
that's probably smart.

387
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,644
‐ I put the condom in the pot,

388
00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:25,023
so I'll get it later.

389
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:26,817
‐ Um...

390
00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:30,028
that poster says "staring"
instead of "starring."

391
00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:34,074
GEORGE: Oh.

392
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,120
‐ Yeah.

393
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,163
‐ Um...

394
00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:43,750
so I'm just gonna lock up.

395
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:47,170
Somebody's been stealing
all the tumbleweeds

396
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,964
from "Oklahoma!"

397
00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:54,052
We're down to one, and it's,
like, kind of a problem.

398
00:17:56,763 --> 00:18:00,350
‐ Um...see ya.

399
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:03,186
‐ Yeah, you're welcome.

400
00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:07,524
WILL: We did it every year
until high school.

401
00:18:07,524 --> 00:18:09,192
My brother and all my cousins.
‐ Wow.

402
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,945
‐ Yeah, we called it
the "Naked Nolan Polar Plunge."

403
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,071
‐ [laughs]
‐ Yeah.

404
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:15,115
‐ Wow, the adventurous
Nolan family.

405
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:17,784
‐ Yeah, it was cold and stupid.

406
00:18:17,784 --> 00:18:21,246
Never do it again,
but it was awesome at the time.

407
00:18:22,831 --> 00:18:24,625
‐ I would.

408
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:28,587
‐ Annie, no, the water has
got to be, like, 40 degrees.

409
00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:31,423
‐ Yeah, well,
I'm not going in the ocean.

410
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:33,383
I'm going in the hot tub.

411
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,763
‐ Oh.

412
00:18:37,763 --> 00:18:39,681
‐ Come on.

413
00:18:49,566 --> 00:18:54,821
‐ I don't know if a hot tub
qualifies as a "polar plunge."

414
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:57,658
‐ Okay, Mr. Rules.

415
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,661
[upbeat funky music]

416
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,663
♪ ♪

417
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,374
Just get in.
I promise I won't touch you.

418
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:09,127
‐ God damn it.

419
00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:11,380
See,
this is the mischievousness

420
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,632
that I was talking about.

421
00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:20,639
♪ ♪

422
00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:38,448
‐ It's good, right?

423
00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:40,075
‐ Yeah, this is nice.

424
00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:44,287
SINGER:
♪ Just to see some stars ♪

425
00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:46,164
♪ ♪

426
00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:49,084
‐ So entertaining to watch.

427
00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:54,923
Okay, well,
I got my night snack.

428
00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:57,134
I'm gonna go crash now.
‐ Yeah.

429
00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:59,553
I'm over there.

430
00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:02,723
‐ Yeah, I'm this way.

431
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,683
Good night.
‐ Good night.

432
00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:17,362
‐ See, there you go.
I am way off.

433
00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:19,239
Like, I thought we were
gonna kiss.

434
00:20:25,078 --> 00:20:27,914
‐ Well, you were right.
‐ [laughs]

435
00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:29,458
‐ Sorry.

436
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,803
[gentle music]

437
00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:45,766
♪ ♪

438
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,684
[laughs]

439
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:50,228
♪ ♪

440
00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:02,866
‐ I had sex.

441
00:21:03,909 --> 00:21:06,411
‐ With who?

442
00:21:06,411 --> 00:21:08,413
‐ George.

443
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:10,874
‐ I mean, how do you feel?

444
00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:12,793
‐ Um...

445
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,170
Pretty much the same, honestly.

446
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:18,840
‐ Yeah.
‐ But I don't know.

447
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,717
Like, the whole time,
I was like,

448
00:21:20,717 --> 00:21:22,886
"I'm having sex.
This is sex.

449
00:21:22,886 --> 00:21:24,679
He's in it."

450
00:21:24,679 --> 00:21:26,181
‐ You were saying that
out loud?

451
00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,600
‐ No, but I was thinking it.

452
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,894
But I don't know.

453
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:34,481
Like, I can't even fathom
doing it naked either.

454
00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:36,691
‐ Okay, so you were
fully clothed?

455
00:21:36,691 --> 00:21:38,235
‐ Very.

456
00:21:38,235 --> 00:21:40,487
I just had to take the train
that came.

457
00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:42,781
‐ 100%.

458
00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:44,115
No, but you will.

459
00:21:44,115 --> 00:21:45,408
You will feel
comfortable enough

460
00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:47,452
to be fully naked
before you know it.

461
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:49,412
‐ Wow.

462
00:21:50,622 --> 00:21:54,084
Is it a lot better with someone
who you actually, like,

463
00:21:54,084 --> 00:21:56,044
have feelings for?

464
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:58,338
‐ Mm.

465
00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:00,590
Kind of hard for me to say.

466
00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:05,971
Okay, well,
I kissed Dia tonight.

467
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,890
‐ Wow.

468
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:13,311
Oh, my God.
‐ Yeah.

469
00:22:13,311 --> 00:22:15,438
That's great.

470
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:17,315
How did it feel?

471
00:22:17,315 --> 00:22:18,817
‐ Good.

472
00:22:18,817 --> 00:22:21,903
It just felt like I'd been
holding it back,

473
00:22:21,903 --> 00:22:26,157
and it felt right.

474
00:22:26,157 --> 00:22:28,076
‐ Wow.

475
00:22:28,076 --> 00:22:30,620
Thank you for telling me.

476
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,248
This is between us.

477
00:22:33,248 --> 00:22:37,752
Tonight just enjoy that you,
like, made out with Dia.

478
00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:40,797
‐ Yeah, I will.
‐ Yeah.

479
00:22:40,797 --> 00:22:43,592
‐ And I'm gonna celebrate
with some stolen pizza.

480
00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,718
‐ Thank God.

481
00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:46,928
I was sort of hoping you would
say that.

482
00:22:46,928 --> 00:22:48,972
Oh, my God.

483
00:22:48,972 --> 00:22:50,765
I kind of like it better
room temp.

484
00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,350
‐ Absolutely.

485
00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:56,771
‐ Wow, this is a big night
for the girls of suite 618.

486
00:22:56,771 --> 00:22:58,189
‐ [chuckles]

487
00:22:58,189 --> 00:23:01,860
‐ Mmm. Man.

488
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:06,573
Fran, why don't you and I
ever hang out?

489
00:23:06,573 --> 00:23:10,243
‐ The truth, because
your friend Lauren sucks.

490
00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:13,455
‐ She's...pretty bad.

491
00:23:13,455 --> 00:23:16,166
‐ She sucks.

492
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,293
‐ Ohh.

493
00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:21,004
‐ Cheers.
‐ Cheers.

494
00:23:21,004 --> 00:23:24,007
[light music]

495
00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:29,512
♪ ♪

496
00:23:29,512 --> 00:23:32,307
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.

497
00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:43,902
What?

498
00:23:46,363 --> 00:23:49,366
[Shura's "elevator girl"]

499
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:52,953
♪ ♪

500
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:55,080
SHURA: ♪ Baby,
I can help you out ♪

501
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,291
♪ You got something ♪

502
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:00,835
♪ And baby
if it all works out ♪

503
00:24:00,835 --> 00:24:04,339
♪ We got something so sweet ♪

504
00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:09,886
♪ She elevates my world ♪

505
00:24:09,886 --> 00:24:16,434
♪ She elevates my world,
my world, my world ♪

506
00:24:16,434 --> 00:24:18,687
♪ ♪

507
00:24:18,687 --> 00:24:21,106
♪ 22 floors up ♪

508
00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:23,733
♪ I'm high,
it's like a drug ♪

509
00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:28,780
♪ She's my elevator girl ♪

510
00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,991
♪ ♪

511
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:33,994
♪ Elevator girl ♪

512
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:41,042
♪ ♪

513
00:24:43,837 --> 00:24:45,672
‐ It's hard to see you
with pants.

514
00:24:45,672 --> 00:24:48,967
‐ I know.
I think jorts are me now.

515
00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:51,261
‐ We did it.
‐ [gasps]

516
00:24:51,261 --> 00:24:53,013
Yes.
‐ It was horny.

517
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,806
It was sweet.
It was good.

518
00:24:54,806 --> 00:24:56,433
It was hornily good.
‐ Oh.

519
00:24:56,433 --> 00:24:59,310
I'm so happy for you,
and I knew this would happen.

520
00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:02,022
‐ How was your night?
‐ Good.

521
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:04,858
I actually have some news
as well.

522
00:25:04,858 --> 00:25:07,819
Em and I
are gonna move in together.

523
00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:13,283
But don't worry.
It's all gonna be fine.

524
00:25:13,283 --> 00:25:15,160
We can sort it out.

525
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,495
‐ Of course, yes.
Congrats.

526
00:25:17,495 --> 00:25:18,496
‐ Thank you.

527
00:25:18,496 --> 00:25:20,248
[St. Vincent's "Cruel"]

528
00:25:20,248 --> 00:25:25,211
ANNIE: ♪ Can't you see what
everybody wants from you ♪

529
00:25:25,211 --> 00:25:28,048
♪ Forgive the kids ♪

530
00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:32,427
♪ For they don't know
how to live ♪

531
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:36,473
♪ Run the alleys ♪

532
00:25:36,473 --> 00:25:40,685
♪ Casually ♪

533
00:25:40,685 --> 00:25:42,520
♪ Cruel ♪

534
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,856
♪ ♪

535
00:25:44,856 --> 00:25:47,400
♪ Cruel ♪

536
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,236
♪ ♪

537
00:25:50,236 --> 00:25:53,156
♪ Bodies ♪

538
00:25:53,156 --> 00:25:58,453
♪ Can't you see what everybody
wants from you? ♪

539
00:25:58,453 --> 00:26:03,249
♪ If you could want that
too ♪

540
00:26:03,249 --> 00:26:06,336
♪ They could take or
leave you ♪

541
00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:10,256
♪ So they took you,
and they left you ♪

542
00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:14,677
♪ How could they be ♪

543
00:26:14,677 --> 00:26:19,265
♪ Casually? ♪