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[birds chirping softly]

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‐ [sighs]

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[phone buzzes]

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[grunts]

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[phone buzzing]

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What?

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[Aminé's "Burden"]

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No!

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AMINE: ♪ Look ♪

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SINGER: ♪ Oh, oh ♪

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AMINE: ♪ Uh uh oh,
Yeah, I like that ♪

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SINGER: ♪ Oh, oh ♪
AMINE: ♪ Uh uh oh, yep ♪

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♪ Bury me
before I'm a burden ♪

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♪ Don't bury me
'til niggas is certain ♪

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‐ Amadi, what happened?

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‐ I mean, I titled
the piece

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"The Pickets'
Revisionist History."

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Why did it get changed?

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‐ Gabe must've changed it
when we left.

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‐ Oh, my God.

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You know he's going crazy

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with the whole click‐bait
headline thing.

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‐ Yeah, but I wasn't trying
to, like, glamorize them.

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Like, I was‐‐I don't know.

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I called them out
on their shit, right?

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‐ Well, when the article
got pitched,

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I did ask whether
or not it was worth doing.

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Carl's Autobody
and the Portland Library

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have both pulled their ads.

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‐ The library hates me?

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That sucks.

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Uh, hi.
Can I get a small coffee?

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‐ Annie Easton?

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‐ Yes?

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‐ Sorry, we don't serve
racists here.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Hey, I'm sorry.

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It's okay.
She's actually with me‐‐

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‐ Okay.
You don't have to‐‐

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‐ Whatever you want
is on the house.

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‐ Really?
Okay.

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Uh, could we have
two small coffees?

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‐ Yep.

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‐ Thank you.

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‐ You must be feeling a lot
of white guilt right now.

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‐ Yes.
Yes.

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Heavy, heavy on my mind.

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‐ What's that like?

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‐ It's‐‐it's nothing
compared to...

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And I‐‐yeah.

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‐ I feel like I would be
so good on reality TV,

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just wearing big necklaces

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and calling
other women narcissists.

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‐ Yeah, 'cause you do that now.

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‐ Yeah, but then
I'd be getting paid.

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[giggles]

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‐ Hey.
What are these?

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‐ From my cousin's wedding.

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She just sent them.

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EMILY: Okay.

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I'm seeing a lot
of beautiful people,

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a lot of cool hats.

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‐ They're called geles.

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And you know what they say‐‐

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the cooler the hat,

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the more foreign you are.

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‐ Mm.

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You know,
I knew you were Nigerian,

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but I don't think I knew
you were, like, Nigerian.

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‐ My parents are Nigerian.

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They moved to London.

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I was born.

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It's really not that exciting.

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‐ Except literally
every part of that is exciting.

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Like, why did they move?

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‐ Because they wanted to.

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I mean, what do you have to say
about your parents?

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‐ Well, Papa's Irish‐German

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and mama is a covered wagon.

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‐ Wow.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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Okay.

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You're being weird about this.

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But if you want me to drop it,
I will drop it.

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‐ Good.

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‐ No.

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No, no.
Come on.

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Come on, just‐‐if I kiss you‐‐

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you've been hogging it.

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‐ You're an addict.
You're an addict

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‐ You've been hogging it.
‐ [laughs]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Hey.
Annie?

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I printed out
all the hate emails

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The Thorn got about you.
Do you want them?

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‐ No.

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‐ Annie, I said be friendly
with the Pickets.

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I didn't mean be friends.

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‐ I didn't become friends
with them.

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‐ You ate their pie

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and said that
their pie tasted good.

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‐ Okay, but I also said

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that they're trying
to start a white utopia.

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‐ Don't get mad at us.

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You're the one
who got yourself canceled.

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‐ What?
I am not canceled.

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‐ She's canceled.
‐ So canceled.

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‐ Why did you change
my headline?

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‐ You know, everyone is reading
what you wrote, Annie.

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You're welcome.
‐ [laughs]

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Well, no one is reading

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my actually thoughtful article.

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They're just reading
your shitty headline.

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‐ You know what?
I'm not gonna apologize

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for being a good writer,
okay, Annie?

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I don't have time
for this, uh, eruption.

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I've got a huge press day today
for my book.

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I'm late for a podcast,

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which I didn't even know
was possible.

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Talk to you later.

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‐ Fine.
Then I'll call Sheila.

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‐ Oh, little miss
teacher's pet

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going straight
to "I'm telling!"

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Hey.
You know what?

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You can tattle face to face

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'cause she's coming here
tomorrow.

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How's that?

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[OHMME's "Mine"]

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‐ [grunts]

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Shit.

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♪ ♪

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SINGER: ♪ Mine mine mine
mine mine mine ♪

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♪ It's all mine mine mine
mine mine mine ♪

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♪ Mine mine mine
mine mine mine ♪

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[lo‐fi hip‐hop music]

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♪ ♪

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[camera shutter snaps]

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‐ Okay.
This seems important,

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but I need to know
what you're doing.

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‐ It is very important.

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I'm sending a revenge selfie
to a married ex.

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But what's up?
‐ Okay, Ricochet.

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I have a question.
‐ Uh‐huh.

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‐ Say you're in a new

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but very intense
relationship...

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‐ As I am most always am, yes.

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‐ So my partner, Em, is great.
RICOCHET: Uh‐huh.

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‐ And we're really in love.
RICOCHET: Mm.

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But...

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‐ Just sometimes

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I feel like living here

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and not being from here,

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I feel like I'm already
kind of on display.

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And my partner is white,

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started asking me all these
questions about being Nigerian.

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‐ Yes, yes, yes.
See, to Americans,

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we're like exotic birds.

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It doesn't matter
that my father is a dentist

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and my mother, also a dentist.

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‐ Yeah, it's like, I get that
that stuff is exciting to them.

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But, like, I just always
kept my relationship

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and my heritage separate.

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‐ Yes, but see?

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These people
are from places like Idaho

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and, um‐‐oh,
what's the other one?

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‐ I‐‐I feel like
it's Wishigan.

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‐ Wishigan.
Wishigan, yes, yes, yes.

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Their lives are football...

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FRAN: Mm.
‐ And, uh, ham,

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and everything
they can put ham in.

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And‐‐you know,

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sometimes, my partners,

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they ask about Chile, right?
‐ Mm.

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RICOCHET: It's because
they need Chile.

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Their lives are such

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that when they hear
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they go nuts.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ So you gotta give them
a little something,

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you know what I mean?

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‐ Yeah, that makes sense.

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And I do wanna share myself
with them.

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‐ Then share yourself
with them!

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There must be something small

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and inconsequential

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you can just throw them,
like...

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FRAN: Yeah.
‐ I don't know.

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Like a little wooden doll

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or a‐‐or a‐‐or a rich tapestry,

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something that says,
"Here is a piece of me to you."

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‐ I guess
I could cook them something.

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RICOCHET: Yes, yes, yes.

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Enter the heart
through the mouth, yes.

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‐ Isn't this your best friend?

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♪ ♪

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ANNIE: [exhales]

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[line trilling]

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BILL: Hey, sweetheart.

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‐ Hi, Dad.

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BILL: Honey,
Yellowstone is amazing.

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We're at
the most beautiful waterfall.

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‐ That's cool.

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Um, Dad, I'm, like,

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kind of freaking out
because everyone hates me.

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BILL: Hold on, sweetie.
I can barely hear you.

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Say it again?

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‐ Um, I‐‐I said that
everyone's mad at me

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because of the article
that I wrote, and‐‐

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BILL: Oh!
We read that!

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Really different
and cool for you.

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Do you wanna talk to your mom?

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‐ No, I don't‐‐I‐‐
BILL: Vera!

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Hey, Vera!

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[laughs]
No, she can't talk.

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She spilled her water
in her bag.

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‐ Okay.
Okay.

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Dad, I'm gonna go, okay?

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BILL: Yeah, one second,
one second, Annie.

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‐ Okay, bye.

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[soft pop music]

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[huffs]

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[sighs]
Today was hell.

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Like, I, like, actually know
what hell is now.

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‐ Mm.

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‐ I mean, like, my article‐‐

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‐ Yeah, I saw the article.

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‐ Yeah, so, I mean,
Gabe changed the headline,

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and it just made
everything seem like

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it was, like, so bad.

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‐ Annie, stop.
You're not the victim here.

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‐ What?
No.

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Gabe skewed it
with his headline,

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but if you read
the actual article‐‐

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‐ Yeah,
I read the whole thing.

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You gave these people
a platform.

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You literally spent
the whole day

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with these
racist pieces of shit,

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and you shot guns
with one of them.

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I mean, why do these people

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need to be written about
at all?

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‐ I was just trying

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to investigate, like,

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their shittiness, you know,

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their, like, horrific values.

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It wasn't my intention
to give them a platform.

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‐ How was it not
your intention,

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yet you wrote
a feature article about them?

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And intention or not,
it still sucks.

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‐ But‐‐it actually
wasn't even my pitch.

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Like, it was supposed to be
Andy who wrote it.

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‐ So you wrote it in protest?

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‐ No.

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No, I‐‐I just‐‐

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I don't know‐‐
I just didn't want

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to be pigeonholed into
writing about body stuff.

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So I was trying
to, like‐‐

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I don't know.

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When it came up,
I just kind of jumped at it.

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‐ Annie, you wrote
the article.

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What do you think
would've happened to me

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if I went to that ranch?

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‐ Yeah, I‐‐

261
00:09:57,535 --> 00:09:59,453
I don't‐‐I‐‐I know

262
00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:01,413
what you're saying.

263
00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:04,375
‐ I can't help you
through this.

264
00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,043
This is your problem.

265
00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:23,894
‐ "Dear Diary,

266
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,020
"Am I the only one

267
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,313
"who thinks Maureen is hot?

268
00:10:26,313 --> 00:10:28,190
Probably not."
[laughs]

269
00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,984
‐ Maureen, it's not
a diary, okay?

270
00:10:29,984 --> 00:10:32,736
I'm‐‐I'm nervous,
so I'm writing down

271
00:10:32,736 --> 00:10:34,446
what I'm gonna say
to Sheila and Gabe.

272
00:10:34,446 --> 00:10:36,198
‐ Oh, no.
Are you quitting again?

273
00:10:36,198 --> 00:10:37,825
‐ No.
No.

274
00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:39,785
But everything is such a mess,

275
00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,954
and so I asked
for a formal meeting

276
00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:44,081
with Gabe and Sheila and Amadi.

277
00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:45,833
And I'm gonna fix things.

278
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,042
‐ Okay.

279
00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,086
Well, I believe in you.

280
00:10:49,086 --> 00:10:50,462
I believe in you,

281
00:10:50,462 --> 00:10:51,839
and I believe in fairies,

282
00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:53,966
and that's it.

283
00:10:55,259 --> 00:10:59,513
If you need me, I'll be
at my desk, making wishes,

284
00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:01,348
wishes for my bitches.

285
00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:02,433
You want this?

286
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,059
‐ No, thank you.

287
00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,230
[sighs]

288
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,899
EMILY: Okay, all
the ingredients are in there?

289
00:11:09,899 --> 00:11:11,317
‐ Yes.
I think so.

290
00:11:11,317 --> 00:11:13,110
EMILY: Then we just need
to puree them.

291
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,070
FRAN: Okay.
‐ And also if you wanted

292
00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,531
to ask me some questions
about my culture,

293
00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:19,825
I'd be more than happy
to answer.

294
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,369
‐ Wow, and what is
your culture again?

295
00:11:22,369 --> 00:11:24,163
‐ Like, kinda preppy.

296
00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:25,706
‐ Okay, yeah, no.

297
00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:27,249
I do have a lot
of questions about that.

298
00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:28,250
EMILY: [laughs]

299
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,752
[blender whirring]

300
00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:32,630
‐ Is Nigerian food
like Ethiopian food?

301
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:35,758
‐ They're, like,
5000 kilometers apart.

302
00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:38,052
‐ Which is so many.

303
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,097
Was that a stupid question?

304
00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:44,225
‐ Yeah.
It was.

305
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,435
‐ And do you love me
even though I'm stupid?

306
00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:48,520
‐ I actually love you
because you're stupid.

307
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,773
‐ Wow.
God bless me.

308
00:11:50,773 --> 00:11:53,400
[pop music playing
in the background]

309
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,236
‐ Okay.
That doesn't taste right.

310
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,571
My mum makes this all the time,
and that's not it.

311
00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,073
‐ Well, this is
a random recipe

312
00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:01,075
from recipesafrica.biz.

313
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,244
So maybe just call your mom.

314
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,080
‐ But if I call her, then
we have to talk to her, so...

315
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,456
‐ Yep,
Muy bien.

316
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:08,874
That is how
calling people works.

317
00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:10,751
‐ And this is a good thing

318
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:13,003
that we want to do?

319
00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:15,256
‐ Just call your mom, Fran.

320
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,467
♪ ♪

321
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:22,304
‐ Okay, Annie, through your
signature emotional acrobatics,

322
00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:24,723
you've got what you wanted,
our undivided attention.

323
00:12:24,723 --> 00:12:26,308
‐ Okay.

324
00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:29,728
Well, I've been thinking a lot
about the article

325
00:12:29,728 --> 00:12:31,146
that I wrote
about the Pickets...

326
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:33,274
‐ Yes!
It's exactly the kind

327
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,151
of fiery piece
I want from you, Annie.

328
00:12:36,151 --> 00:12:38,779
‐ Well, I‐‐
I don't agree with that.

329
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,406
Um... I mean,

330
00:12:40,406 --> 00:12:42,408
these people
are practically terrorists,

331
00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:45,452
and we've given them
a platform for their ideals.

332
00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:47,121
And I'm not okay with that.

333
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,331
And I think that

334
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:51,292
we should take
the article down.

335
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,002
‐ [laughs]
I knew it.

336
00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:55,546
[both chuckle]

337
00:12:55,546 --> 00:12:58,716
‐ Sweetie, that's not
how journalism works.

338
00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:00,634
‐ Well, but people are‐‐

339
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:03,137
they're really upset,
and they're hurt.

340
00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:04,805
So doesn't that mean
that we should listen to them?

341
00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:06,348
GABE: No.

342
00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:07,558
I can't believe
that I'm saying this,

343
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:09,310
but Sheila and I
completely agree.

344
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,937
Our policy is,
we don't take stories down.

345
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:14,023
We bash people
over the heads with them.

346
00:13:14,023 --> 00:13:16,734
‐ Your article broke
our quarterly traffic records.

347
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:20,029
Because of you, The Thorn
lives to fight another day.

348
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:21,947
‐ But we're losing advertisers.

349
00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:24,241
‐ Eh, we lost
a few small‐time accounts,

350
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,452
but we gained
national attention.

351
00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:29,830
‐ Amadi, you get what
I'm trying to say here, right?

352
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:34,293
‐ Uh, I don't love having
these people in our paper,

353
00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:35,586
but we published it.

354
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:37,880
So that means it stands.

355
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,631
I would appreciate, however,

356
00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:41,216
if you would run headlines
past me

357
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:44,303
before you call
white supremacists charming.

358
00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:46,638
‐ Of course.
‐ Good point.

359
00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:49,433
‐ Okay, um, well,
then could I‐‐

360
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,976
could I write an apology

361
00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:53,520
and we could post it online
or something?

362
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,898
I just feel like I should be
given the chance

363
00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:57,441
to explain what
actually happened here.

364
00:13:57,441 --> 00:13:58,942
GABE: And say what?

365
00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:01,612
How it was everyone else's
fault except your own?

366
00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:04,990
‐ No, I'm trying to take
accountability right now.

367
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,868
‐ If this is too much for you,

368
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:09,620
then stay in your own lane.

369
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,747
But if you want to evolve
and go bigger,

370
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:15,584
the job comes with
a few occupational hazards.

371
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:18,545
Bare minimum,

372
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:21,131
think about the ethics
of what you are writing

373
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:24,051
before the story comes out.

374
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,515
It's great to see you.

375
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,271
‐ Okay.

376
00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,481
‐ Should we get started?

377
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:38,857
‐ You forgot your notes.

378
00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:40,484
‐ Oh.

379
00:14:40,484 --> 00:14:41,902
‐ Next month's slates.

380
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,362
‐ All right.

381
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,532
[phone vibrates, chimes]

382
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:52,830
‐ [scoffs]

383
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:59,336
[breathing shakily]

384
00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:01,130
[whimpers]

385
00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:04,925
‐ Okay.

386
00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:06,802
What are you waiting for?

387
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,220
‐ I am setting an intention

388
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,556
that this call
will not be horribly bad.

389
00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:13,725
‐ Hey.
You can do this.

390
00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:16,061
[line trilling]

391
00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:18,856
BISI: Hello.

392
00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:21,441
Frances, is that you?

393
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,485
‐ Hi, Mum.
Sorry it's late.

394
00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:26,655
BISI: I'm up.
I'm always up.

395
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:28,448
FRAN: Mum, can you point
the phone at your face?

396
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,159
I can see up your nose.

397
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,536
BISI: My baby,
what's going on?

398
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:33,912
‐ I'm trying
to make jollof rice,

399
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:35,247
and the tomato
doesn't taste right.

400
00:15:35,247 --> 00:15:36,874
It tastes really bland.

401
00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:39,293
BISI: You are making
jollof rice?

402
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:40,460
[laughs]

403
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,797
This brings me great joy.

404
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:45,883
Someone's in your house!

405
00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:47,634
Hang up and call the police.

406
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:49,386
‐ Mum, this is‐‐

407
00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:52,431
this is Em, my partner.

408
00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:54,850
‐ Hi, it's really nice
to meet you.

409
00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:01,773
BISI: It is so nice

410
00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:03,984
to meet you, too.

411
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:06,820
You know, in 29 years,

412
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:09,281
our Frances has never cooked

413
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:10,949
Nigerian food,

414
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:13,243
so you must be very special.

415
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,703
‐ Well, I'm nowhere near

416
00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,246
as special as our Frances.

417
00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:19,208
BISI: Tell me,
what do you do for work?

418
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,919
‐ Mum, the jollof rice.
Remember?

419
00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:24,004
BISI: Yes, of course.

420
00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:27,591
It will never taste
as good as my jollof rice,

421
00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:30,177
but we can try
to get it close.

422
00:16:33,722 --> 00:16:37,059
BISI: That is why
Ghanaian jollof rice

423
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:39,394
is garbage rice, okay?

424
00:16:39,394 --> 00:16:41,146
‐ Okay.
I believe you.

425
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:43,315
‐ Okay.
You need to try this.

426
00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:47,277
‐ Okay.
Wow.

427
00:16:47,277 --> 00:16:49,112
That's the best thing
I've ever had in my life.

428
00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:51,865
‐ Thank you so much, Mum.
It tastes just like yours.

429
00:16:51,865 --> 00:16:54,618
BISI: It is my pleasure,
Frances.

430
00:16:54,618 --> 00:16:56,620
Okay.
You two eat up.

431
00:16:56,620 --> 00:17:00,123
It was so pleasant
to speak to you, Em.

432
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,458
‐ Oh, thank you, Bisi.

433
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,668
It was so lovely
to get to meet you.

434
00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:03,710
BISI: Good night.

435
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:05,379
‐ Have a good night.

436
00:17:06,004 --> 00:17:08,257
BISI: I love you, Frances.

437
00:17:08,257 --> 00:17:12,219
Thank you for letting me
meet Em.

438
00:17:12,219 --> 00:17:14,721
‐ I love you too, Mum.
Thank you.

439
00:17:17,516 --> 00:17:19,351
‐ Okay, well, she's wonderful.

440
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:20,727
Can I have her number?

441
00:17:20,727 --> 00:17:22,896
‐ Absolutely not. No.
‐ [laughs]

442
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,398
‐ But it genuinely was
really nice

443
00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:26,149
to see how well you two got on.

444
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:27,442
‐ Parents love me.

445
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:30,946
I have a "good at chores"
energy.

446
00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:32,531
‐ But no, I've just never
introduced a partner

447
00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:33,782
to my parents before.

448
00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:35,200
‐ Why?

449
00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:38,829
‐ I think I kept
my dating life separate

450
00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:41,039
because if one
rejected the other,

451
00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:43,000
it would just be too painful.

452
00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:47,337
‐ Well, I love you.

453
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:49,423
And I want to be part

454
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,883
of everything about you.

455
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,719
‐ I love you too.

456
00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:58,682
ANGEL OLSEN: ♪ What is it you
think I need? ♪

457
00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:00,642
[Angel Olsen's "Chance"]

458
00:18:00,642 --> 00:18:03,270
‐ I guess it's time for you
to meet my family now?

459
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,606
‐ I get to go to the factory
where you were made.

460
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,899
‐ It's actually the world's
largest lacrosse field.

461
00:18:07,899 --> 00:18:09,818
‐ Okay.
[chuckles]

462
00:18:09,818 --> 00:18:13,822
ANGEL OLSEN:
♪ I don't want it all ♪

463
00:18:13,822 --> 00:18:16,491
♪ ♪

464
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:18,118
‐ [sobbing]

465
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:21,830
ANGEL OLSEN:
♪ I've had enough ♪

466
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,291
‐ [sobbing continues]

467
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,710
ANGEL OLSEN:
♪ I don't want it all ♪

468
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:29,129
‐ Hey, hey.
‐ [laughs]

469
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:30,380
‐ You okay?

470
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,965
‐ [sobs]

471
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,884
‐ No.

472
00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:35,177
I don't know.

473
00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:38,597
Everything is just so bad.

474
00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:41,433
And‐‐I don't know.

475
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,935
Like, everyone thinks
I'm racist,

476
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:45,812
and I am so selfish.

477
00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:47,898
I can't...

478
00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:49,441
RYAN: Come here.
Come here.

479
00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:50,817
Hey.

480
00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:52,194
It's okay.

481
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:55,364
ANNIE: [sobbing]

482
00:18:57,491 --> 00:19:00,285
Oh, God.

483
00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:03,205
I just‐‐I don't know.

484
00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:04,956
I think I thought

485
00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,333
that when we broke up,

486
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,671
that things
would just be easier.

487
00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:13,173
But it's not,

488
00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:16,635
and I really feel like
a worthless piece of shit.

489
00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:19,471
RYAN: Hey.

490
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:23,517
Don't say that about yourself.

491
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,435
Like, ever.

492
00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:30,273
I'm so lucky to have
ever dated you.

493
00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:34,111
‐ Oh, God.
This is so fucked.

494
00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:36,571
I should not be venting
to you like this.

495
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:39,616
‐ It's okay.

496
00:19:39,616 --> 00:19:42,119
I'll always be here
for you, Annie.

497
00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:45,706
‐ Thank you.

498
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:49,334
I'm...I'm fine.

499
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:52,337
I'm‐‐I'm okay.
I...

500
00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:53,755
‐ You're sure?
‐ Yeah.

501
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,257
You should‐‐you can go.
‐ You good?

502
00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:56,550
‐ I'm sorry.

503
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:57,968
RYAN: Okay.

504
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:04,808
‐ Ryan?

505
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,105
[dramatic hip‐hop music]

506
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:11,273
SINGER: ♪ I'm a freak ♪

507
00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:13,900
ANNIE: [sighing]
RYAN: [grunting]

508
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,486
‐ Oh, my God.
That feels so fucking good.

509
00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:17,863
RYAN: Oh, God.
That feels so good.

510
00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,740
Your pussy feels so good.

511
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,907
‐ Oh, my God,
I'm gonna come.

512
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:22,325
I'm gonna come.

513
00:20:22,325 --> 00:20:23,869
RYAN: [grunts]
I'm gonna come, too.

514
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,370
[both yelp]

515
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,247
RYAN: That was amazing.

516
00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:28,957
Like, when you talk
about my cock,

517
00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:30,542
it just makes me go harder.

518
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:31,752
‐ I know.

519
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:32,836
I kinda think we should just

520
00:20:32,836 --> 00:20:34,129
start fucking at work again.

521
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,382
You know, like,
fuck The Thorn.

522
00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:39,551
‐ That would be so awesome.

523
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,179
ANNIE: Wow, what's‐‐
what's this?

524
00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:44,598
‐ Oh, shit.

525
00:20:44,598 --> 00:20:46,767
Fuck, I forgot.

526
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,602
‐ What?

527
00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:50,187
‐ I kinda have a girlfriend.

528
00:20:50,187 --> 00:20:52,606
I mean, I do have a girlfriend.

529
00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:56,276
‐ Oh, you forgot
you have a girlfriend?

530
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:57,819
What the fuck is wrong
with you?

531
00:20:57,819 --> 00:21:00,030
‐ Shit.
This is bad.

532
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,740
We just got a dog together.

533
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,617
‐ Oh, my God,
so I just helped you cheat

534
00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:05,243
on your girlfriend
and your dog?

535
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:07,704
You are exactly
the fucking same.

536
00:21:07,704 --> 00:21:09,915
‐ I'm sorry.
You were just so sad,

537
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,416
and I wanted to make you happy.

538
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,210
But we can never do this again.

539
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,378
‐ Yes.
No shit, motherfucker.

540
00:21:15,378 --> 00:21:18,089
We are never doing this again.
Okay.

541
00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:19,591
I should have never come here,

542
00:21:19,591 --> 00:21:20,926
and I should have
never done this.

543
00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,219
Listen to me.

544
00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:23,386
Listen to me right now,

545
00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:25,555
and I really fucking mean it.

546
00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:27,808
Do not ever talk to me again.

547
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:28,809
Don't call me,

548
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,018
don't find me at work.

549
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:32,854
Do not ever talk to me again!

550
00:21:34,272 --> 00:21:35,857
[huffs]

551
00:21:35,857 --> 00:21:38,235
Oh, my God.

552
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:41,029
Fuck you.

553
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:43,406
Truly, fuck you!

554
00:21:43,406 --> 00:21:46,409
[Molly Burch's "needy"]

555
00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:53,416
♪ ♪

556
00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:09,391
[breathes deeply]

557
00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:15,397
SINGER: ♪ If you take too long
to hit me back ♪

558
00:22:15,397 --> 00:22:18,733
♪ I can't promise you
how I'll react ♪

559
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:22,153
♪ But all I can say ♪

560
00:22:22,153 --> 00:22:25,740
♪ Is at least
I'll wait for you ♪

561
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:29,369
♪ Lately I've been
on a roller coaster ♪

562
00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:32,747
♪ Tryna get ahold
of my emotions ♪

563
00:22:32,747 --> 00:22:36,126
♪ But all that I know ♪

564
00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:38,044
♪ Is I need you close ♪

565
00:22:38,044 --> 00:22:41,715
♪ I'ma scream and shout
for what I love ♪

566
00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:45,218
♪ Passionate,
but I don't give no fuck ♪

567
00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:48,638
♪ I'll admit that
I'm a lil' messed up ♪

568
00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:52,350
♪ But I can hide it
when I'm all dressed up ♪

569
00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:55,937
♪ I'm obsessive,
and I love too hard ♪

570
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:59,274
♪ Good at overthinkin'
with my heart ♪

571
00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:03,028
♪ How you even think
I got this far? ♪

572
00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:06,031
♪ ♪