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‐ All I'm saying is,
if there's poison ivy,

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I'm a dead man.

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AMADI:
Andy, I swear to God,

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it's not gonna be an issue
this year, okay?

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I promise you.

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‐ Hi.
‐ Hey.

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‐ Um, I know you got a lot
on your plate

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with Brain Camp,

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but, uh, do you hate me?

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‐ Oh, my God, I was gonna
ask you the same question.

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‐ [chuckles]
‐ I'm serious.

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I was gonna send you this video
that I got this morning

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of a raccoon
that's getting married,

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but I didn't because
I thought that you hated me.

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‐ No, I'm‐‐

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I'm sorry that
I got so pissed last night.

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I think when I saw Will,

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I just fixated
on that we were both fat,

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and I think dating's
just bringing up,

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like, a lot
of my old body‐issue shit,

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so I'm sorry.

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‐ Got it, but all
I was thinking is that,

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Annie's great,
and Will is great,

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and wouldn't it be great
if they got together

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and had a baby that wanted
to be my friend one day?

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‐ [chuckles]
‐ We could hang out.

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‐ Mm‐hmm, well,

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is Will okay?

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‐ Yeah.
Yeah, he's totally fine.

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I don't know.
We don't talk about that stuff.

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We really try to keep it
very toxic and masculine.

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‐ Yeah, toxic. Good, good.
‐ Yeah, very toxic.

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You want to forget about it
and just hug it out?

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‐ Yes, please.
‐ Thank God.

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RUTHIE: Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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A boss should not be
hugging an employee like that,

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especially when he's got a
rock‐hard weenie in his jeans.

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‐ Wow, you can really
take anything nice

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and make it truly vile.
‐ Thank you.

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SINGER: ♪ All those girls,
they got it wrong ♪

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♪ They just
don't understand me ♪

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♪ All those boys,
they got it wrong ♪

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♪ They just
don't understand me ♪

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‐ Can we get everyone together
real quick?

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Everybody, I got
an announcement to make.

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‐ Fuck.
AMADI: Um...

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Brain Camp is gonna be a
little bit different this year,

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um, because we're not going
to the cabins.

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‐ What?
‐ Wait.

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‐ What do you mean
we're not going to the cabins?

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AMADI: I am being serious.
I know. I know.

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Instead, this year,
we're trying

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a new less‐expensive approach,

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so Brain Cabin
is actually gonna be

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right here at The Thorn!

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‐ That's not Brain Cabin.
That's Brain Jail.

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‐ Please tell me there's
still gonna be a party sub.

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Please. Please.

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‐ Uh, Maureen, I'm sorry,

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but it was the party sub
or health insurance.

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‐ You made
the wrong choice, bro!

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‐ Well, I bet he made
the right choice, right?

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'Cause look at this.

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Right? Look.

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Kind of‐‐kind of cool.

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Kind of fun.

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Kind of different sitting
on the floor at work.

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‐ Yeah, it's gonna be
new and different...

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when I shoot myself...
‐ This sucks!

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‐ In the fucking head.

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‐ And this
is the gallery space.

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Right here's where we do
that sort of, like,

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retail pop‐up thing
I was telling you about.

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And these are chairs.
They spin.

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And this is your chair
right here.

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It also spins.

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And it is all yours!

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Until 4:00 when
the other stylist comes in.

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Do you have any clients booked?

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‐ Only my best and most loyal.

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It's my first day,
so I want to ease in,

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but I'm generally
very effortless and charming,

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so I think I'll be fine.

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RICOCHET:
Well, you're very lucky

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'cause you're gonna be working

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next to one
of our very, very best.

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India, say hi.

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India?

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She acts better
than everybody else

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because she is.

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[whispering]
She did Mary J. Blige's hair

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in 2014.
‐ [scoffs]

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‐ Hey. I'm Fran.

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‐ I don't talk to strangers.

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‐ Got it.

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Amazing.

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AMADI: Oh, okay, uh, guys,
two minutes left.

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There's two minutes left.

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Remember, 25 issue concepts.

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The weirder, the better.

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Everybody here
is very, very weird,

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so just do that on purpose now
for your jobs, all right?

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GABE: Morning!
[door closes, bike bell rings]

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Sorry I'm late
for your lame non‐retreat,

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but I was picking up copies

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of the new
BridgeTown magazine.

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‐ Cool! I just got the latest
issue of Cemetery Woman.

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‐ I don't care, Maureen.

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Has anyone seen

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the "29 Under 29" list?

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Two of The Thorn's very own
are on it.

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We've got Calendar Cody!
‐ Hey.

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‐ And Regular Annie.

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‐ [gasps]

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Wow!
[light applause]

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Oh, my God.
Thank you.

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GABE: See?
The Thorn is not dead yet.

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And I was actually

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on a "5 Under 5" list when
I was a little bit smaller,

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but don't let that dampen
your enthusiasm.

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Excuse me. Move.
CODY: Whoa.

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They called me "Portland's King
of Banana Bread."

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‐ [laughs]
Can I see?

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‐ For sure‐‐
RUTHIE: Hey. Wait, wait, wait.

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One sec.
I mean‐‐

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Oh, it says, um,

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"Annie Easton's writing
takes on big, fat issues.

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"We are absolutely
body positive

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"that she has a bright future.

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The biggest thing about her"...
ANNIE: Okay.

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RUTHIE: "Is her talent."
‐ Okay, that's good.

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‐ Oh, you want it?
ANNIE: Yes.

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‐ You want the magazine?
Ask for it. Ask nice.

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ANNIE: You know what?
I'll just...take it.

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‐ [groans]

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‐ Okay,
I think we get it, right?

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So we can just probably get
back to Brain Jail.

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‐ Yeah, uh, okay, everyone,
30 seconds left.

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Final push,

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so if you got something weird,
write it down.

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‐ Ricochet,
can I ask you something?

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‐ Yeah.
‐ How do I get her to like me?

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‐ Oh, India?

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No, India doesn't like.

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‐ What do you mean?

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‐ [sighs] I've been working
with her for five years.

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Watch this.

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Hey! Hey, India!

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Hey, Little Miss!

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Whoo! L...

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That is the best interaction
we've ever had,

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and I'm her boss.

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FRAN:
[scoffs]

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I just don't think
I can work somewhere

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where I'm not universally
admired and beloved.

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‐ Oh, no, see, I think
you've been working from home

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for way too long.

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That's just the hierarchy
of coworkers.

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She treats me like shit,

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but then I get to tell that guy
to fuck off every day.

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‐ Well, I can't accept it.

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I have to be her friend.

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Or at the very least,
an internet acquaintance.

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‐ See, I feel like

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you came to me,

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asking me for advice.

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Right?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ And I gave you my advice.

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And now it seems like
you're just gonna do

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whatever you want.

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But you know what?
I have eight sisters.

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So I'm used to it.

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Oh.

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Gerald?

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Fuck off.

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AMADI: Okay, so next up
is Pitch a Pal.

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That's where you pitch an idea
for an article

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for somebody else to write.

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It's kind of like
a Yankee Swap,

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but for your noggin.

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Sorry that I said "noggin."

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Um, who wants to go first?

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RUTHIE:
I'll go, I guess.

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Um, Angus?

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I pitch that you write
an autobiographical piece

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about your personal obsession
with twincest.

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‐ I'll, uh, think about it.

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‐ Oh, I got a pitch.

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‐ Oh.

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CODY: Annie, my buddy
was just telling me

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about this thing called
Fat Girl Hiking Club.

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Maybe you could write a feature
about them.

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‐ Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass
on that one,

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but if anyone has any pitches
that aren't about fat stuff,

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I would be very into those.

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‐ All right,
I got a pitch for Andy about‐‐

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Dude, I don't need
the leper's hand.

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How about we do something
on that crazy cowboy family,

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the Pickets?

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‐ The separatists?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ The wack jobs
that took over the bridge?

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Are we sure we want to put them
in The Thorn?

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‐ Controversy used to be
what The Thorn was about.

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‐ I'll do it.

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‐ Oh. Would you?

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‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ Okay, let me see
if I can envision

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the Annie version of that.

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Let's see.

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"Wowza!

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"Badass Girl Reporter
Gets Her Head Blown Off

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by Yahoo Yo‐yos."

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‐ Yeah, well,
I would like the chance

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to write something different,

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and not just
"Big Girl Hot Dog Party"

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over and over again.

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‐ Wow, I appreciate
the steeliness

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behind your nastiness.

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Andy, will you give her
my pitch?

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‐ Well, I did do
my doctoral thesis

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in separatist communities,
but, uh...

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yeah, I think Annie
should go for it.

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‐ Thanks.

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I think it'll be great.

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪

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CLIENT:
I don't know.

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I mean, is it too short?

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Is it uneven on the side?

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‐ I don't know what
you're talking about.

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I did it exactly like
the picture you showed me.

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‐ It doesn't look right.

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‐ Oh, my God.
I love your hair.

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It's very London.

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It's very Piccadilly,

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very Camden,

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very Hackney.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah, it's very posh.

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‐ Like the Spice.

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Well, thank you.

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You really are the best, India.

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♪ ♪

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‐ [scoffs]

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What the hell?

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‐ I mean, I feel like
she's warming up to you.

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‐ Do you think?
‐ Yeah.

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I mean, maybe not.

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‐ No.
‐ I just feel like‐‐

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I'm just‐‐I'm...

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I'm sorry.
Can you give me a second?

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Hey, Gerald,

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is that a new hat?

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It's really awful,
and it's very distracting.

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00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:05,357
It tells me
you're a bad person.

255
00:09:05,357 --> 00:09:06,859
Keep sweeping.

256
00:09:06,859 --> 00:09:09,361
Happy fucking birthday.

257
00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:12,114
ANNIE: [giggles]
Okay.

258
00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:14,241
Now, do you want a seltzer?

259
00:09:14,241 --> 00:09:15,701
MAUREEN:
Ja, danke schon.

260
00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:17,328
Ich habe Durst.

261
00:09:17,328 --> 00:09:19,580
‐ Excuse me?
‐ What the shit is that?

262
00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,748
‐ It's German.

263
00:09:20,748 --> 00:09:23,834
It's‐‐it's the ultimate
romance language.

264
00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,170
I've been trying to get Reggie
to use it in bed,

265
00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:29,298
and the only word
that he seems to remember

266
00:09:29,298 --> 00:09:30,382
is "schnauzer."

267
00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:33,302
"Oh, schnauzer.
Oh, schnauzer."

268
00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:37,681
‐ I guess I didn't realize that
you and Reggie from distro

269
00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:39,517
were, like, dating.

270
00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:41,936
‐ Oh, yeah.
And he‐‐he proposed.

271
00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,145
And I had to say no

272
00:09:43,145 --> 00:09:45,314
because he's just my O. D. D.

273
00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:46,482
‐ What does that mean?

274
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:50,861
‐ On demand dick.

275
00:09:52,446 --> 00:09:54,949
Long.
Long, long, long dick.

276
00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:57,201
‐ Reggie's big?
‐ No, not big. Long.

277
00:09:57,201 --> 00:09:58,828
‐ Wow, you go girl.

278
00:09:58,828 --> 00:10:00,329
‐ What happened
to the distro guy

279
00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:01,664
that you were dating?

280
00:10:01,664 --> 00:10:03,374
‐ I broke up with him.

281
00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:05,751
‐ I just had to break up
with my boyfriend, too.

282
00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:07,670
‐ Oh, no.

283
00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:11,257
‐ I forced him
to get a haircut,

284
00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:13,008
and, uh, when it grew back,

285
00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:14,885
it looked like complete shit,
and I hated that,

286
00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:16,679
so we just had to end things.

287
00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:19,181
‐ That's not your fault.
‐ Thank you. I know.

288
00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:21,684
‐ I think sometimes
relationships are just so hard,

289
00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:24,270
and I feel like maybe crushes
are just more fun.

290
00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:26,689
‐ Yes.
‐ I have a crush on someone.

291
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:27,773
‐ Wait. Who?

292
00:10:27,773 --> 00:10:29,275
‐ This guy Nick.

293
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:31,152
He's very, very cute.

294
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,779
‐ That's so great.
And he likes you, too?

295
00:10:33,779 --> 00:10:35,739
‐ I think so?

296
00:10:35,739 --> 00:10:36,740
But I don't know.

297
00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,492
We haven't had, like, the thing

298
00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,870
that pushes it over the edge
to, like, kiss

299
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,247
or say something or whatever‐‐
I don't know.

300
00:10:43,247 --> 00:10:45,291
‐ But, like, honestly,
you got to think about this.

301
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:47,293
You are "29 Under 29."

302
00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:50,004
That's the top 29 people
in the world.

303
00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:51,172
‐ Yeah.
RUTHIE: Hear me out.

304
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,798
Look at us.
There's three of us.

305
00:10:52,798 --> 00:10:54,216
We are all single,

306
00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:56,135
we're all incredibly stupid,

307
00:10:56,135 --> 00:10:58,053
and we're bitches.

308
00:10:58,053 --> 00:11:00,681
Why don't we go out tonight
after Brain Jail?

309
00:11:00,681 --> 00:11:02,183
We can get really hot,

310
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,810
and you can make Nick
or whoever jealous.

311
00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:06,937
Right?

312
00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:07,980
‐ I'm in!

313
00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,607
‐ Auf jeden fall!

314
00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:12,234
‐ Tonight's gonna be good.

315
00:11:12,234 --> 00:11:14,987
♪ ♪

316
00:11:14,987 --> 00:11:16,989
‐ Fran, do you have
to be somewhere?

317
00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:20,492
‐ [sighs] Sorry, it's just that
I lose the chair at 4:00.

318
00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:21,702
I'm used to working
at my house,

319
00:11:21,702 --> 00:11:23,120
where I can take my time.

320
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,622
You can come back tomorrow.

321
00:11:24,622 --> 00:11:26,207
‐ With half my hair done?

322
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,333
Fran, I have a job.

323
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:32,880
♪ ♪

324
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,173
‐ Hi. I'm India.

325
00:11:34,173 --> 00:11:36,759
I'ma help Fran finish up here.

326
00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:38,010
FRAN:
India, thank you.

327
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,970
Seriously.
‐ Don't mention it.

328
00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:44,600
Okay, don't push it.

329
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,976
‐ You don't push it.

330
00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:52,983
[door closes]
‐ Oh!

331
00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:54,568
Hi, my girl.

332
00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:57,154
How was your first day of work,
my girl?

333
00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:59,031
Does everyone love you,
my girl?

334
00:11:59,031 --> 00:12:01,200
‐ I had to turn on
my inherent British charm,

335
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,452
but in the end, I am
best friends with everyone.

336
00:12:03,452 --> 00:12:04,912
‐ Of course.

337
00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:07,164
So now you're
the queen of hair.

338
00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:10,459
And I'm "29 Under 29, Fat
Hotties with Naughty Bodies."

339
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:11,835
‐ Wow.

340
00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:14,630
Well, how should we celebrate
our big work moves?

341
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,131
Em's seeing their parents
tonight,

342
00:12:16,131 --> 00:12:17,633
so a part of me feels like

343
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,677
we should melt cheese
onto potatoes.

344
00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:22,012
‐ Okay, or‐‐

345
00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:23,722
and hear me out here‐‐

346
00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:25,140
we get very dressed up,

347
00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,352
and you come with me
on a horny girls' night out.

348
00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:30,479
‐ Okay, as a horny girl,
I'm very interested.

349
00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:33,399
‐ Okay, see, I told
Maureen and Ruthie from work

350
00:12:33,399 --> 00:12:37,653
that I would go
and meet guys with them.

351
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:40,823
‐ Wow. Demented.
I'm in.

352
00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:42,241
‐ You are?
‐ [laughs] Yeah.

353
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:44,618
‐ Oh, thank God!
‐ [laughs]

354
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,662
Maybe I'll be hetero tonight.

355
00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:48,372
‐ Excuse me?

356
00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:49,957
‐ You know,
maybe my name's Jen.

357
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:52,293
‐ Oh.
‐ I'm from Mary‐land.

358
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,837
‐ Okay, Maryland, and...

359
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:57,298
that's the fanciest
Maryland's ever sounded.

360
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,675
FRAN: [American accent]
Yeah, I drive a Toyota.

361
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:00,759
‐ [laughs]

362
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,094
‐ [normal voice]
I think that's the vibe.

363
00:13:02,094 --> 00:13:03,387
‐ That's the vibe, no doubt.

364
00:13:03,387 --> 00:13:06,557
Wow, can't wait
to take the town with Jen.

365
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,851
‐ [American accent]
Tonight's gonna be insane.

366
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,561
Girls' night!

367
00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:13,022
‐ Girls' night!

368
00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:15,441
SINGER: ♪ Yeah, tell him
I do what I want ♪

369
00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:17,276
♪ Don't really care
what it costs ♪

370
00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:19,236
♪ I got him down on his knees ♪

371
00:13:19,236 --> 00:13:21,030
♪ He want to be with a boss ♪

372
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,740
♪ I just go buy him a ring ♪

373
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,283
♪ I let him drive in my car ♪

374
00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:27,036
♪ Better behave before
you get nothing at all ♪

375
00:13:27,036 --> 00:13:29,663
[music stops]

376
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,498
MAUREEN:
Hmm...

377
00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:32,833
‐ Um, there's nobody here.

378
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,127
‐ No, that's‐‐that's not true.

379
00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:38,047
There's, uh, a couple
of older gentlemen

380
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:41,216
wearing hats from the wars
that they fought in.

381
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:44,178
‐ Sorry, my step‐grandpa
recommended this place.

382
00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:45,804
‐ Well, what should we do?

383
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,556
Get one drink?

384
00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:49,433
I'll maybe get us a table?

385
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:52,061
‐ Uh, no table!
We have to be up.

386
00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,771
We still have
to be approachable.

387
00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,856
Why am I so much better
at being straight than you?

388
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:59,068
Okay, we have to present,
like this.

389
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,739
See?
Just like‐‐

390
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,032
‐ There's a little sign
over there

391
00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:06,909
that says the soup of the day
is hamburger.

392
00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:08,452
‐ Well, I'm gonna have five
of those.

393
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:10,120
ALL:
Cheers!

394
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,207
‐ Ladies, I've got an idea.

395
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,708
FRAN:
Yes, Maureen.

396
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,335
When there are no good guys
at the bar,

397
00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:18,295
as women, we must dance.

398
00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:19,922
‐ Ooh, this is
"The Electric Slide."

399
00:14:19,922 --> 00:14:22,508
‐ I sang this for
my eighth‐grade recital.

400
00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:24,426
Come on.
Let's dance.

401
00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:26,637
SINGER:
♪ You can't see it ♪

402
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,931
CHORUS:
♪ It's electric ♪

403
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,599
SINGER:
♪ You got to feel it ♪

404
00:14:30,599 --> 00:14:31,642
CHORUS:
♪ It's electric ♪

405
00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,185
ANNIE: Whoo!
[laughter]

406
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,187
SINGER:
♪ Ooh, it's shakin' ♪

407
00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:37,231
CHORUS: ♪ It's electric ♪
ALL: Whoo!

408
00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:39,566
SINGER: ♪ Jiggle‐a‐mesa‐cara,
she's a pumpin' like a matic ♪

409
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:41,151
♪ She's a movin'
like electric ♪

410
00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:43,779
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.

411
00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:46,073
‐ What is this?
A Dove ad?

412
00:14:46,073 --> 00:14:47,491
‐ What?

413
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:48,700
‐ Well, you just got
a fat girl

414
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,327
and a blonde girl
and a Black girl

415
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:51,995
and a Chinese...

416
00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:54,581
‐ No. Absolutely fucking not.

417
00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:56,792
‐ No. Fuck off.
Don't talk to us like that.

418
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,627
‐ See?
I told you guys earlier.

419
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:00,420
People mistake me as Chinese
all the time.

420
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,131
And just so you know,
I'm pure French.

421
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,591
‐ None of you even spoke to us
apart from this piece of shit.

422
00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:05,884
You're fools!
All of you!

423
00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:07,136
PERSON: Hey‐‐
‐ Disgusting.

424
00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:09,221
‐ Well, I was
just complimenting your‐‐

425
00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:13,809
‐ Say it again, motherfucker!
Call me blonde again!

426
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:16,979
♪ ♪

427
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:18,939
[beer bottle shatters]

428
00:15:20,357 --> 00:15:22,651
ANNIE:
Should we just go home?

429
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:24,403
‐ Fuck, no.
We can't go home.

430
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,238
We still have to get a photo
of you that's so hot,

431
00:15:26,238 --> 00:15:27,656
it makes Nick's jeans hurt.

432
00:15:27,656 --> 00:15:29,032
‐ Oh, God.
FRAN: Get up.

433
00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:30,450
‐ Really?
‐ Yep, we're doing this.

434
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:32,286
‐ Yeah, this lighting
is actually really great.

435
00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:34,621
Give me your phone.
‐ Okay, what do I need to do?

436
00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:37,249
FRAN: A hand on hip,
and a resting‐‐there.

437
00:15:37,249 --> 00:15:39,126
RUTHIE: Okay, now tit‐‐
titties, that way.

438
00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:41,295
ANNIE: Titty this way?
FRAN: Yep, and smize.

439
00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:42,421
MAUREEN:
You're an angel.

440
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:43,964
RUTHIE: Can you make
your tits down,

441
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,049
face up a little bit? Great.
FRAN: One tit up, one tit down.

442
00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:47,426
And then we're gonna
open the mouth,

443
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:48,927
so he know that's
where the penis go.

444
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:50,846
‐ Oh, okay.
FRAN: Just a little‐‐yeah.

445
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:52,514
A little bit.
RUTHIE: Okay.

446
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:54,391
I think we got it.
I got the shot.

447
00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:56,810
FRAN: Yeah, that's hot.
‐ Oh, my God.

448
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,937
‐ You need to post it now.
Post it!

449
00:15:58,937 --> 00:16:00,439
‐ Oh, my God. Okay.

450
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:03,400
MAUREEN: Variety's
the spice of life.

451
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,235
‐ I posted.
FRAN: Yes!

452
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:08,113
‐ Hey!
‐ And guess what.

453
00:16:08,113 --> 00:16:11,283
As a reward,
let's go get some food.

454
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,285
[all cheer]

455
00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,204
‐ Hey, can you help me down?
‐ Yeah.

456
00:16:15,204 --> 00:16:16,830
Oh, my God.
You're so wet.

457
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,373
‐ Oh, sorry.

458
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:22,502
ANNIE: Okay, I want just, like,
a big pile of hot, salty shit.

459
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,504
RUTHIE: Okay, well,
I don't want anything.

460
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,590
Just make sure you order stuff
that only I like

461
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,217
so that I can eat all of it.

462
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,093
‐ Hey, guys.

463
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:32,095
[scoffs]
Did you take our dips?

464
00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:34,264
‐ Uh, no.
These are our dips.

465
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,474
FRAN:
Really, because

466
00:16:35,474 --> 00:16:37,017
the dips on your trays

467
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:38,977
seem to say that you took
all the dips that there are,

468
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:41,480
and you didn't leave any
for me and my cute friends.

469
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,398
‐ And I'm one
of the friends, too.

470
00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:44,816
‐ [chuckles]

471
00:16:44,816 --> 00:16:47,194
Well, we could share dips.

472
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:49,738
‐ Oh, my God!
You guys are so sweet.

473
00:16:49,738 --> 00:16:51,073
Thank you.

474
00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:53,909
MAUREEN:
That was really good flirting.

475
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:57,788
ALL:
♪ We are gonna talk to boys ♪

476
00:16:57,788 --> 00:17:00,123
‐ Hey, look,
I have tater teeth.

477
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,333
‐ [laughs]
FRAN: Okay.

478
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,918
Okay, well, Dylan, Maureen,

479
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,711
you guys need to stop flirting,

480
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:06,588
and you need to start
sharing that cheese dip.

481
00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,590
‐ Please, please. So sorry.
[phone chimes]

482
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,717
ANNIE: Oh, my God.
Nick just texted me.

483
00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:13,136
MAUREEN: What? Really?
‐ I don't know who Nick is.

484
00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:14,346
But he seems important.
‐ Oh, yeah.

485
00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:15,681
Tell me about it, hon.

486
00:17:15,681 --> 00:17:17,766
‐ He screenshotted the photo
that I posted,

487
00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:20,852
and he sent
a little heart eye emoji.

488
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:22,104
FRAN: Let me see.
I want to see it!

489
00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:23,897
‐ You set the trap,
and he fell in that bait.

490
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:25,399
‐ Wow, well,
you need to text him back.

491
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:26,817
ANNIE: What?
FRAN: Text him back now.

492
00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:28,527
‐ Okay. What do I say?

493
00:17:28,527 --> 00:17:30,070
RUTHIE: Wait.
Okay, so you got to‐‐

494
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,447
you got to text him, all caps,

495
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:34,950
say, "Help, help, help!

496
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,703
Help, my pussy
has not been smashed today."

497
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:38,912
‐ I can't say that.

498
00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:40,539
‐ You can say
whatever you want.

499
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:43,667
ANNIE: Okay, what if I say...
FRAN: Yeah?

500
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,960
‐ "I was just thinking of you"?

501
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,920
ALL: No!
FRAN: No way.

502
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,382
‐ Why does everyone hate that?
I think that's good.

503
00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:51,592
‐ Just say,
"What are you doing?"

504
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,260
Just say, like,
"What are you doing?"

505
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,846
Just whatever,
like you don't even care.

506
00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:58,056
Yeah, yeah.
"Thank you for saying that."

507
00:17:58,056 --> 00:17:59,933
‐ I sent it.
‐ And now we wait.

508
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,727
That's a phrase I made up.
[phone chimes]

509
00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:05,147
ANNIE: No!
He just responded so fast!

510
00:18:05,147 --> 00:18:07,357
[all cheer]

511
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:09,109
He said, "Nothing.

512
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:10,360
Want to come over?"

513
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,613
RUTHIE: Okay!
It is time for you to go.

514
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,197
‐ And this is why
you got to listen to me

515
00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:15,282
when I say these things.

516
00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:16,825
‐ I'm sorry.
Is this happening?

517
00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:19,077
FRAN: This is it, hon.
‐ I got to go.

518
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:22,080
FRAN: I'm proud of you.
You can do it.

519
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,540
Enjoy it.
‐ Oh, no.

520
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:24,708
MAUREEN:
What?

521
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,585
‐ I'm a little bit scared
I'm too drunk.

522
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,754
‐ No, that's what men like!

523
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,422
‐ Do you think?
‐ Water, chug it.

524
00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:32,591
Chug the water.
RUTHIE: And then bring tots.

525
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,509
Tater tots. You got to
build your base, baby.

526
00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:36,553
FRAN: Bread.
Give the girl some bread.

527
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:38,680
RUTHIE: And then
take one for the road.

528
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,557
ANNIE: I think I got it.
I got it!

529
00:18:40,557 --> 00:18:42,225
DYLAN: Yeah, you do.
‐ That's my girl.

530
00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:45,228
RUTHIE: You got it, okay?
'Cause you are a sex whore.

531
00:18:45,228 --> 00:18:47,814
ALL: [chanting]
Sex whore. Sex whore.

532
00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,232
Sex whore.
FRAN: Who's giving out?

533
00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:50,692
ALL: [chanting continues]
Sex whore.

534
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,569
Sex whore. Sex whore.

535
00:18:52,569 --> 00:18:54,946
‐ I got a pad on, and
it's filled with green stuff.

536
00:18:54,946 --> 00:18:55,947
[laughs]

537
00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,578
‐ Hmm, yes.

538
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,965
‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.

539
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,467
‐ That was fast.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

540
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:18,345
You know, my Lyft driver
ran a bunch of red lights,

541
00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:20,806
and I was like, "Whatever."

542
00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:23,141
‐ Oh.
[both chuckle]

543
00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:25,727
Uh, you look...wow.

544
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,646
‐ Mm.
‐ Where were you?

545
00:19:27,646 --> 00:19:29,231
‐ Just kind of out.

546
00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:31,400
Out and out.

547
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,611
‐ Well, it sounds dangerous.

548
00:19:34,611 --> 00:19:36,154
‐ I think it was.

549
00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:38,865
‐ You should come in
for a, you know...

550
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:40,659
Hide out for a second.
‐ Yeah, I'm scared.

551
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:42,619
‐ You probably got cops
after you.

552
00:19:42,619 --> 00:19:45,622
[romantic indie rock music]

553
00:19:45,622 --> 00:19:47,499
♪ ♪

554
00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:50,085
ANNIE:
Oh, God.

555
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:52,421
This is so nice.

556
00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:55,799
‐ Do you want to go in?
‐ Yes, I do.

557
00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:57,426
Oh, you got stairs.

558
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:01,346
‐ Got a whole one stairs there.
‐ Yes.

559
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:03,557
‐ Okay. Okay.
‐ I'm okay.

560
00:20:03,557 --> 00:20:05,142
My shoes are really high.

561
00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:07,269
[both laugh]
Oh, shit!

562
00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:08,729
I'm sorry.
‐ Okay.

563
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,689
‐ Oh! Oh, crap.
‐ Oh, okay. Okay.

564
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:12,649
You look great.
‐ It's just my shoes.

565
00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,401
NICK:
You look beautiful.

566
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:16,820
‐ I'ma take them off.
NICK: Let's get those off.

567
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,822
‐ Okay. Yeah.
NICK: Okay.

568
00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:20,991
ANNIE: Oh, wait, I need this.
NICK: There we go.

569
00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:23,410
ANNIE: Okay.
NICK: Let me help you up.

570
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,495
‐ [giggles]
NICK: Come on.

571
00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:29,583
Let's...

572
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,918
Oh, okay.
All right.

573
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,587
Mm‐mm.

574
00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:35,756
‐ Oh!
Where are you taking me?

575
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,966
‐ I'm gonna have you go sit
on this couch right here.

576
00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:39,926
‐ That looks like a bed.

577
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:41,720
‐ Well, go ahead
and sit on the bed, then.

578
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,888
[both laugh]

579
00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:46,016
‐ Okay.
‐ Let's have a seat.

580
00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:48,018
‐ [chuckles]

581
00:20:48,018 --> 00:20:51,313
♪ ♪

582
00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:53,648
‐ All right, you hang out
for one second.

583
00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:55,650
‐ Wait.

584
00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,528
Wait, where are you going?

585
00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:00,405
‐ I'm gonna get you
some water.

586
00:21:00,405 --> 00:21:02,824
‐ [groans]
Okay.

587
00:21:02,824 --> 00:21:09,831
♪ ♪

588
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,711
NICK:
Okay.

589
00:21:14,711 --> 00:21:21,718
♪ ♪

590
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:26,223
SINGER:
♪ You make me feel like ♪

591
00:21:26,223 --> 00:21:27,557
♪ ♪

592
00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:31,061
♪ I'm dancing ♪

593
00:21:31,061 --> 00:21:38,026
♪ ♪

594
00:22:14,729 --> 00:22:17,691
[singer vocalizing]

595
00:22:17,691 --> 00:22:24,197
♪ ♪

596
00:22:24,197 --> 00:22:26,241
♪ Wake me up... ♪

597
00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:27,701
‐ [sighs]

598
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:29,703
[phone chimes]

599
00:22:29,703 --> 00:22:36,751
♪ ♪

600
00:22:38,837 --> 00:22:41,715
[chuckles]

601
00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:44,301
SINGER:
♪ Just like you like ♪

602
00:22:44,301 --> 00:22:46,052
♪ ♪

603
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:48,930
♪ Just like you like ♪

604
00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:50,932
♪ ♪

605
00:22:50,932 --> 00:22:53,727
♪ Just like you like ♪

606
00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:59,941
♪ ♪

607
00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:03,403
‐ Sir?

608
00:23:03,403 --> 00:23:05,697
Wake up.

609
00:23:05,697 --> 00:23:09,034
Could you please go now?

610
00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:10,535
Oh, no.

611
00:23:10,535 --> 00:23:13,038
It finally happened.

612
00:23:13,038 --> 00:23:17,083
Pussy so good, he died.

613
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,002
[screams]

614
00:23:19,002 --> 00:23:20,045
CHORUS:
♪ It's electric ♪

615
00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:27,052
♪ ♪

616
00:23:33,224 --> 00:23:35,101
SINGER:
♪ You can't see it ♪

617
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:37,646
CHORUS:
♪ It's electric ♪

618
00:23:37,646 --> 00:23:39,481
SINGER:
♪ You got to feel it ♪

619
00:23:39,481 --> 00:23:41,733
CHORUS:
♪ It's electric ♪

620
00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:43,902
SINGER:
♪ Ooh, it's shakin' ♪

621
00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:46,154
CHORUS:
♪ It's electric ♪

622
00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:48,490
SINGER: ♪ Jiggle‐a‐mesa‐cara,
she's a pumpin' like a matic ♪

623
00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:49,741
♪ She's a movin'
like electric ♪

624
00:23:49,741 --> 00:23:50,992
SINGER:
♪ She sure got the boogie ♪

625
00:23:50,992 --> 00:23:52,702
SINGER:
♪ You got to know it ♪

626
00:23:52,702 --> 00:23:54,996
CHORUS: ♪ It's electric,
boogie, woogie, woogie ♪

627
00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:57,248
SINGER:
♪ Now you can't hold it ♪

628
00:23:57,248 --> 00:23:59,501
CHORUS: ♪ It's electric,
boogie, woogie, woogie ♪

629
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:02,963
SINGER:
♪ But you know it's there ♪

630
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:07,092
♪ Here, there, and everywhere ♪

631
00:24:07,092 --> 00:24:08,093
♪ Yeah ♪

632
00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:11,096
[all vocalizing]

633
00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:14,099
♪ ♪