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NICK:
I know it's in here.

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‐ This is so stressful.
‐ Okay, okay.

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No, no, I got‐‐okay,
let me read one line.

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‐ Okay.
‐ 'Cause this is the best part.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ "Here was a woman"...
ANNIE: Mm‐hmm.

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‐ "Bound by oath
to care for my health."

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‐ Yes.

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‐ "Suggesting that
I amputate my stomach

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in order to fit some
male‐driven aesthetic"...

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ANNIE: Stop.
‐ "Ideal."

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‐ You don't need to read it...
NICK: Gold.

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‐ Out loud to me.

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‐ It's gold.
‐ Thank you.

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‐ You tore Dr. Monte Cristo‐‐
‐ Monte Cristo?

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It's Montevista.
‐ I mean, you nailed her.

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‐ You think?
NICK: Yeah.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ You are, like,
very sweet on the outside,

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but there's
something terrifying‐‐

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‐ No, no, it's bad in here.
I got‐‐I'm up to something.

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‐ Whatever you want,
I will do it.

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Don't‐‐just don't hurt me.
‐ I could, though.

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‐ I'm so scared right now.
[chuckles]

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This is why I gotta keep taking
you out to breakfast, I guess.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ I gotta stay
on your good side.

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‐ That's right.

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One false move,
and you're fucking dead, bitch.

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‐ I will not make
a single false move.

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‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ [laughs]

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Um, I should go
to work, you know?

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I'm, like, gonna be late.
I think I have some cash.

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‐ Uh, I got it.
Don't worry about it.

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‐ Wow, okay.

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‐ Yeah, am I gonna
see you this week?

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‐ I mean, I'm around, you know,

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but don't act like
you're not gonna, like,

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text me in an hour.
‐ Okay, you know me.

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‐ [laughs]
Bye.

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‐ I'll see you later.

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[upbeat music]

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SINGER: ♪ Baby ♪

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♪ Mmm ♪

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♪ She mean the magic place ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ I got a real good reason ♪

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MAUREEN: Annie!
‐ Whoa.

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‐ Annie, wow, your article.
I really related to it.

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My doctor's in his 80s,
and the last time I went in,

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he diagnosed me with hysteria.
‐ Oh, gosh.

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Maureen, well,
yeah, I don't know.

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I just thought if maybe
I shared my experience,

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I could help someone.
‐ Yeah, you really helped me.

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I am never going
to the doctor again.

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‐ Oh, that's not...
what I was trying to say.

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Excuse me, hello.
‐ Hey, buddy.

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‐ Oh, wow,
is this Nick's cover?

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‐ Yeah, it's good, right?
‐ Oh, yeah.

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‐ Wish I could use him
every week.

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ANNIE: Oh, my God.

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‐ What's that?

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‐ Well, I'm just‐‐
I'm gonna text it to him.

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‐ Oh, yeah, you could do that,

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or you could just show it
to him at breakfast.

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‐ Okay, yes, I am having
male breakfasts,

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but don't look at me like that
'cause it's nothing serious.

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‐ Well, that's good because
I think I know somebody

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who is perfect for you.
‐ Oh, okay, I'm interested.

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AMADI: Yeah?
All right.

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Well, I was talking
to my buddy Will, all right?

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I've known him
for a really long time‐‐

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since high school‐‐
he works at the science museum.

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He is perfect, and I realized
that you two

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are probably perfect
for one another.

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‐ Wow, you've said
we're perfect for each other,

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like, three times.
‐ That's perfect.

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‐ Oh, my God, okay,
well, then give him my number

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and tell him
to text my dumb ass.

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‐ I will do that.

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‐ Ooh, God, I'm juggling
a lot of nasty boys.

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‐ Nasty girl.
‐ Ooh.

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♪ ♪

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‐ I can't believe
I gave that girl

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the best haircut of her life,
and she repays me

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with a turd twice her size.

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‐ What kind of person
doesn't plunge their own dump?

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That should be federal law.
FRAN: I know.

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And to think that she
was sitting on this dump

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the whole time
I was cutting her hair.

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‐ Wow, what a sick fuck.

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‐ God, I'm so tired of clients
invading my space.

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I want my home to be my home,
and my work to be my work.

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‐ Why don't you get
a job in a salon?

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‐ Because I worked
in a salon in college,

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and it's just
a lot of towel folding

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and backstabbing
between girls named Lauren.

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‐ You should check out
this place Shave.

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My friend Murray loves it.

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It's very, like,
queer and collective‐y.

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‐ Hmm.

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That's very helpful
and supportive,

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which feels shady
for some reason,

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and I should probably
get therapy for that instinct.

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‐ Yes, you should,
and then you should

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check this place out.

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‐ Yeah, I think
I have time tomorrow.

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But if I have to fold
one towel, even a queer towel,

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I'm gone.

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‐ So that's hate speech.
‐ Hi, baby.

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‐ Oh.
‐ How you doing?

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‐ [imitates British accent]
And I'm actually good.

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And I'm actually really good,
thank you.

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‐ Uh, so that's
the new reimbursement policy.

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Also quick shoutout to Annie's
doctor takedown piece,

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which is smashing
our traffic records.

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[cheers and applause]

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‐ Way to go, Annie, whoo!
‐ Oh, yes, wow!

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Oh, thank you so much, Annie.
‐ Yeah!

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REGGIE: Wow, thank you so much
for breaking Ryan's heart!

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‐ Stop it!
‐ Stop what?

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Us from protecting our guy?
Never!

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‐ Okay, do we really need
the distro guys,

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like, at a content meeting?

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AMADI: Unfortunately, yes.

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"The Thorn"
needs content engagement

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now more than ever,

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so everyone here

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is actually now
a "Thorn" content creator.

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REGGIE: Yes!
BEAU: [laughs]

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‐ I'm a content creator!

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‐ Oh, you can do your vlog.

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‐ Wait, how is that gonna work?

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‐ Well, our seasoned writers
are going to tackle

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the bigger issues,
and everyone else

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is going to pitch stuff
to pad out the blog.

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‐ Can we do
"Top Ten Angels to Pray To?"

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‐ Yeah, that sounds good.

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‐ Oh, you guys are gonna love
my political cartoons.

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It's like "Doonesbury"
but a porno.

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REGGIE: That's literally‐‐
I told you that idea.

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‐ Yeah,
but you didn't put it on paper.

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Ah!

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‐ Okay, okay, guys,
save those pitch ideas

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for next week,
which is Brain Cabin.

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REGGIE: Oh, I'm gonna
go to Brain Cabin,

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get my brain sucked out
by the CIA.

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‐ Why would I do that?
‐ Yeah, no thank you.

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Why would I do that?

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‐ Actually, Brain Cabin
is a lot of fun.

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It's, like,
our annual camping trip

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where we get to pitch new ideas
for issues, so...

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‐ Last year,
Gabe paid for a s'mores cart

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that burned Angus so bad
he had to go to the hospital.

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‐ It wasn't so bad.

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‐ Oh, Annie, you got a call
in my office

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from a certain Dr. Montevista.

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REGGIE: Ooh!
BEAU: Ooh!

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‐ The principal of
the newspaper wants to see you.

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Ooh!
‐ Ooh.

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Have fun in detention.
‐ Yeah.

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MONTEVISTA: I got a review
calling me "Dr. Dumbshit"

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just for doing my job.

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‐ Look, you know,
it's not my responsibility

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to teach you how to treat
fat people with dignity, so...

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MONTEVISTA: Well,
that's why I'm calling.

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My practice
will be implementing

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a health
at every size approach.

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‐ Wow, wow, that's amazing.
Thank you.

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MONTEVISTA: So you'll take
down the slanderous article?

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‐ Uh‐‐

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‐ Oh, that goes against
everything we believe in.

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If you have a problem
with that, talk to our lawyer.

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Thank you and fuck you.

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Triumph!
‐ Wow.

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‐ "The Thorn," "The Thorn"
changes the healthcare system.

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God, doctors
are just drug dealers

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with their finger
up your ass, aren't they?

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‐ Yeah, yeah,
thanks for having my back.

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‐ Well...

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not that you
do the same for me.

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‐ Gabe, what's going on?
I thought we were good.

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‐ Well, we were good
until you sold me out to Sheila

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at that ladies
who talk shit lunch.

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‐ I really didn't.

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All I said was
that Amadi is great.

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‐ Yeah, Amadi's great,
she's awesome, and you're fun.

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Whatever, okay?

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You know, I'm busy
with my memoir here.

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Too busy to give a shit.

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What do you think
of this title,

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"King of Queens."

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‐ Like the TV show?

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‐ What is that?

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RYAN: Hey, Annie.

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‐ Ryan, no,
we're not gonna talk.

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‐ Okay, totally.
BEAU: Dude, what?

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She's acting like
you don't even exist, man.

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REGGIE: You know what?

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One of us gets hurt,
okay, all of us get hurt.

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Listen, attention, everybody!

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Attention, there is
a workplace safety issue!

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Annie is basically
a praying mantis

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where she eats‐‐
she cuts the guy's head off

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after sex and eats the body!

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‐ Okay, just stop.
‐ Yeah, Reggie.

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Can you get off the table?
REGGIE: Okay, just stop.

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Get off the table.
You know what?

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This is for Ryan!
[screams]

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BEAU: [screams]
Oh, my God!

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‐ That's right!
Oregon, baby!

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Best state in the nation!

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We got a coast, and I can be
in Canada in 15 minutes!

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That's right!
Fuck you, Annie!

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BEAU: Whoo!

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RYAN: Annie!

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‐ Jesus.

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I'm sorry.

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I know you don't want
to talk to me.

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‐ Yeah, well, did you tell them
to scream at me

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in front of everyone?

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I mean,
that's fully harassment.

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‐ No, I didn't.
They just did that.

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They're very protective.
I'm sorry.

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‐ Okay, well,
it's very embarrassing

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and shitty, and you need
to do something about it.

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‐ So you get
to tell me what to do,

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but I don't even get
to talk to you?

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Is that it?
‐ Yes, that's it.

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That's a breakup.
‐ Annie, I don't get it.

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Like, how do you go from
talking all day, every day

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to just nothing?

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‐ Because I'm trying
to put, like, a separation

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between us, okay?

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And just because
we work together

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doesn't mean that we need
to see each other.

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You guys work
in the loading dock.

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‐ I mean, Reggie says that
the dock is, like, his office

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and he needs privacy.

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I think he's
just jacking off in there.

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Look, I'll talk to them.
‐ Okay, thank you.

243
00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:21,207
RYAN: Yeah.

244
00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,459
‐ Did you get a car?

245
00:09:23,459 --> 00:09:25,920
‐ I actually
borrowed my mom's car

246
00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,546
so I could park near you.

247
00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:31,467
‐ Okay, well,
you can tell your mom

248
00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:34,053
that she can have her car back.

249
00:09:34,053 --> 00:09:35,846
‐ I'm actually thinking
about buying it,

250
00:09:35,846 --> 00:09:37,681
so it'll be my car.

251
00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:40,392
But I get your point.
‐ Okay.

252
00:09:40,392 --> 00:09:41,393
‐ Boundaries.

253
00:09:44,271 --> 00:09:46,190
‐ I don't think it's here,
so I'll come back

254
00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:47,900
and check in a couple days
when I, like, come

255
00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,819
to water the plants and stuff.

256
00:09:49,819 --> 00:09:51,904
‐ Oh, honey, don't overwater
my burro's tail.

257
00:09:51,904 --> 00:09:54,198
I can see behind you.

258
00:09:54,198 --> 00:09:55,366
It looks in distress.

259
00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:57,368
‐ No, it doesn't, okay?

260
00:09:57,368 --> 00:10:00,204
Just don't worry.
Have fun.

261
00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:02,623
Are you still
enjoying the road trip?

262
00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:04,834
Are you the queen of RV life?

263
00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,043
‐ Loving it.

264
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,712
This trip
is our retirement dream.

265
00:10:08,712 --> 00:10:12,049
‐ Um, how's dad doing?
Okay?

266
00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:16,595
‐ Great‐‐after all that time
spent in doctor's offices,

267
00:10:16,595 --> 00:10:19,890
it's just so great
that your dad is cancer free.

268
00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,767
And we can go
on adventures again.

269
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,853
‐ I know.
I know.

270
00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:26,188
Um, well,
when are you coming back?

271
00:10:26,188 --> 00:10:28,482
VERA: Whenever we
fucking feel like it.

272
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:30,526
‐ [chuckles]
Okay, got it.

273
00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:33,737
Well, I got it under control,
so do your thing.

274
00:10:33,737 --> 00:10:35,531
Explore, y'all.

275
00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:37,199
[chuckles]
You deserve it.

276
00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:39,785
Um, say hi to Dad for me, okay?
Bye.

277
00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,120
VERA: Bye.

278
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,123
[upbeat music]

279
00:10:44,123 --> 00:10:50,004
♪ ♪

280
00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:51,839
‐ So as you can see,
I've also done styling

281
00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:54,008
for photoshoots as well.
‐ Right, yeah, yeah.

282
00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:55,301
No, that's perfect.

283
00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:57,136
We‐‐sometimes we rent out
the space to ad agencies,

284
00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:58,846
and we love to offer
our own stylists.

285
00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:00,389
‐ Oh, my God,
I would love that.

286
00:11:00,389 --> 00:11:02,266
‐ So we have
seven stylists here,

287
00:11:02,266 --> 00:11:03,934
and they all contribute 10%
to rent

288
00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:05,895
because we're a collective.
‐ This is great.

289
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:07,771
Honestly, my dream place
to work.

290
00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:08,814
‐ Well, now
it's not just a dream.

291
00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:11,275
It's a reality.
‐ Oh, thank you.

292
00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:12,735
RICOCHET:
There's only two rules.

293
00:11:12,735 --> 00:11:15,404
One, don't be an asshole,
and two, be vegan.

294
00:11:15,404 --> 00:11:18,073
Are you vegan?
‐ No.

295
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,286
‐ That's okay.

296
00:11:22,286 --> 00:11:24,496
Just don't do any, um, uh...

297
00:11:24,496 --> 00:11:26,207
God, what do they call it?

298
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,584
Um, you know
what I'm talking about.

299
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:31,128
It's something insane.
It's something insane.

300
00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:33,797
It's like‐‐oh, my God.

301
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,259
Barbecuing, don't do
any barbecuing here, okay?

302
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:39,345
No barbecuing within
the confines of the salon.

303
00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:42,223
‐ Absolutely, got it.
RICOCHET: Great.

304
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,141
Oh, um...

305
00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:49,271
Oh.

306
00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:53,567
It'll be okay.

307
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:54,777
FRAN: Thank you.

308
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,449
Amazing, thanks!
See you next week.

309
00:12:00,449 --> 00:12:01,951
VOCALIST:
♪ Stack, stack, stack it up ♪

310
00:12:01,951 --> 00:12:02,952
PEDESTRIAN: Watch out!

311
00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:03,953
[tires screech]

312
00:12:03,953 --> 00:12:04,954
[metal clatters loudly]

313
00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:06,372
‐ Oh, my God!

314
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,208
♪ ♪

315
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,918
AMADI: Yes, just call me
and, like,

316
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,545
tell me how things went
unless it goes really late.

317
00:12:13,545 --> 00:12:15,422
Then just have fun and try
not to think about me.

318
00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:16,757
‐ [chuckles]
Okay.

319
00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,133
See, now you're
making me nervous.

320
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,718
Can't you just give me
his last name so I can,

321
00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:21,512
like, Google him or something?

322
00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:24,306
‐ No, it's more romantic if you
do it the old‐fashioned way.

323
00:12:24,306 --> 00:12:26,267
‐ Yeah, I guess that's true.

324
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,476
[phone chimes]

325
00:12:27,476 --> 00:12:31,146
Oh, shit, I think
he's texting me right now.

326
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:32,439
Yeah, he is.

327
00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:34,775
He's asking, "Would you
like me to pick you up?"

328
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:35,985
[chuckles]

329
00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:38,445
‐ Okay, see, that's
classic Will right there.

330
00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:40,239
Very gentlemanly.
‐ Yeah, okay.

331
00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:43,033
Well, I'm gonna go now, okay?
Bye.

332
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,243
AMADI: Okay, have fun.

333
00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:45,703
[CHAI's "Donuts Mind If I Do"]

334
00:12:45,703 --> 00:12:47,955
CHAI: ♪ With something
sometime, somehow ♪

335
00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:49,290
♪ Love for ♪

336
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,209
[singing in Japanese]

337
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:53,877
♪ That's all I really need ♪

338
00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,212
♪ Love for ♪

339
00:12:55,212 --> 00:12:57,965
♪ Everybody fall
in love with something ♪

340
00:12:57,965 --> 00:12:59,675
♪ Sometime, somehow ♪

341
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,385
♪ Love for ♪

342
00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:04,138
‐ It's a sign.
It's a sign.

343
00:13:04,138 --> 00:13:05,848
Just as I was
leaving the salon,

344
00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,891
I saw a man get hit by a car.

345
00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:09,476
‐ Oh, my God, was he okay?

346
00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,562
‐ Yeah, I think so,
but the thing is

347
00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:14,189
is that it's a sign
that that's where I need to be.

348
00:13:14,189 --> 00:13:17,443
I start next week.
‐ Babe, I am so happy for you.

349
00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:19,445
‐ There's more.

350
00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:21,113
The guy who was driving
the car that hit the bike

351
00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:23,782
was some city councilman,
so I got interviewed

352
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,993
by the Portland 16 News
as an eyewitness.

353
00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,578
‐ Portland 16?
FRAN: Yeah.

354
00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:28,912
‐ They put the news
in neighborhood.

355
00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:30,247
‐ Yeah.

356
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:31,707
‐ This is the best thing
that's ever happened to us.

357
00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:34,877
‐ Wait, what is?
‐ Excuse me.

358
00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:38,047
This is our home,
not some kind of photoshoot

359
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:39,798
for cute models.

360
00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:43,218
‐ Look, I don't know
what you're talking about.

361
00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:45,929
‐ I'm sorry to interrupt,
but Fran is going to be

362
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,931
on Portland 16 at 10:00.
‐ What?

363
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,099
Oh, my God.

364
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,517
‐ Yeah, so we need
to call everyone we know

365
00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:51,810
and get them to come over
and watch me

366
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:53,729
become a huge celebrity.
ANNIE: Shit.

367
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:56,356
I have this blind date now.

368
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,650
Maybe I could just bail?

369
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,194
I mean, you know Nick

370
00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:02,029
is truly my number one
potential boyfriend,

371
00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:03,363
and I don't want
to cheat on him

372
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:04,865
with another
potential boyfriend.

373
00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,575
‐ No, no,
you're not going to bail.

374
00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:08,368
You're just going to come late.

375
00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:10,788
We're doing a little dude
tasting pot thing here.

376
00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:14,083
Everything is cooking.
Get your mise en place on.

377
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,209
‐ You're right.

378
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:16,877
I gotta taste
all the little man pots.

379
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:18,337
I eat men.

380
00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:19,880
I eat men.

381
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,049
‐ Sounds gross.

382
00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:23,425
And I eat you too.

383
00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:25,719
‐ Ah, come on.

384
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:33,060
‐ Hi, I'm meeting someone here.

385
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,687
I think the reservation
is under Will.

386
00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:37,856
‐ Oh, yeah,
he's right over there.

387
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,654
‐ Of course.

388
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:47,574
[sighs]

389
00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:54,873
‐ Annie, hi.
‐ Hi.

390
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:56,583
‐ Hi, wow,
it's so great to meet‐‐

391
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:59,461
oh, oh!
My God.

392
00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:02,673
I'm sorry about that.
Please take a napkin.

393
00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:05,134
Hi, nice to meet you.

394
00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:07,010
I'm really sorry.
‐ It's all right.

395
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:09,304
‐ I belong in a cave,
I really do.

396
00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:12,349
Uh, sorry.
Please keep this.

397
00:15:12,349 --> 00:15:14,726
Shall we sit?
‐ Mm‐hmm.

398
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:16,186
Yeah.
WILL: Yeah, okay.

399
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:17,437
Man.

400
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:20,232
Sorry again about that.

401
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,694
Well, this has been great.

402
00:15:23,694 --> 00:15:25,779
Should we go back to my place?

403
00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:28,365
‐ [chuckles softly]

404
00:15:31,743 --> 00:15:34,746
[soft piano music]

405
00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:38,375
‐ Um...

406
00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:43,714
Are you all dry now?

407
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,507
‐ Not really.

408
00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:46,842
I think it mostly ended up

409
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,760
[quietly]
on those people.

410
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,095
Thankfully.

411
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:53,724
‐ No, good aim.
WILL: Yeah.

412
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,475
‐ Yeah, um...

413
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,854
Well...

414
00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:02,399
you work at the Museum
of Science and Industry, right?

415
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,401
‐ Right, yeah, although
that makes me sound

416
00:16:04,401 --> 00:16:05,527
like a scientist or something.

417
00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:07,529
I coordinate
the kids camps there.

418
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:09,865
‐ Cool.
WILL: Yeah, it's great.

419
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,200
If anything goes wrong,

420
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,743
we put their handprints
in paint,

421
00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:14,745
call it science.
‐ Smart.

422
00:16:14,745 --> 00:16:16,371
WILL: Yeah.
[chuckles]

423
00:16:16,371 --> 00:16:20,209
So you and Amadi must
know each other pretty well?

424
00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:23,253
‐ Mmm, yeah, I guess.

425
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:25,422
Um...

426
00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:28,300
Yeah, why do you think
he set us up?

427
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:31,845
‐ That's a good question, wow.

428
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:35,557
Um, probably because
you're very pretty and cool,

429
00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:37,392
and I'm divorced.

430
00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:40,520
I don't know if Amadi told you

431
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,689
if I'm‐‐
that I'm divorced, actually.

432
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:45,734
‐ No, he didn't really tell me

433
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,152
anything about you at all...

434
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:52,032
Other than that we
would be perfect together.

435
00:16:52,032 --> 00:16:53,033
‐ Awesome.

436
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:57,079
I'm sure it's pretty obvious
this is my first date

437
00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:59,206
now as a single person,
and I promised

438
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,624
I wouldn't tell you that,
but I have,

439
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,543
and now I can see that it
freaks you out a little bit.

440
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:08,840
‐ No, no, I‐‐I think
I'm just distracted.

441
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,176
‐ That's okay.
I'm nervous too.

442
00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:12,177
‐ Oh.

443
00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:14,930
Should we get dinner?

444
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,015
I read they have
a great burger here.

445
00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:20,269
‐ I‐‐I actually think
I probably only have time

446
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:23,021
for one drink.
‐ Really, yeah?

447
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:24,022
Okay.

448
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,944
‐ Actually, could you
excuse me for a minute?

449
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:31,196
I think I'm
just gonna step away.

450
00:17:31,196 --> 00:17:33,907
‐ Sure, yeah.
‐ I'll be right back.

451
00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:35,325
‐ I'll see you soon.

452
00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:41,081
‐ [sighs]

453
00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:13,113
I'm back.
[chuckles]

454
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:14,656
WILL: Yeah.

455
00:18:16,074 --> 00:18:17,868
Well, I didn't know
you'd miss me so much

456
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,870
you'd text me
from the bathroom.

457
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,079
‐ What?

458
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:27,210
‐ "On truly the worst date
of my life."

459
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:32,674
I mean, I knew
I wasn't killing it.

460
00:18:32,674 --> 00:18:34,801
I didn't know
I was doing that bad.

461
00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:39,097
‐ Oh, my God,
Will, I'm so sorry.

462
00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:43,644
I obviously didn't mean
for you to see that, and‐‐

463
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:44,895
‐ Yeah.

464
00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:47,272
ANNIE: It's not your fault
at all, at all.

465
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:49,483
I think Amadi
didn't actually think

466
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:51,693
about, like,
what we were looking for.

467
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:54,738
He just sort of
lumped us together

468
00:18:54,738 --> 00:18:57,282
because we're both...

469
00:18:57,282 --> 00:18:59,493
‐ We're both what?

470
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:04,289
‐ I mean, we don't need to get
into it, like, right now.

471
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:05,582
You know?

472
00:19:05,582 --> 00:19:09,711
So maybe‐‐maybe we
should just call it a night.

473
00:19:09,711 --> 00:19:12,798
‐ Okay, let's call it a night.

474
00:19:12,798 --> 00:19:14,841
Um, on the bright side,

475
00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:18,970
it's actually the best date
of my life, so thank you.

476
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,389
‐ Really?

477
00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:23,892
‐ No.

478
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:29,731
‐ Yeah, sorry, I don't know.

479
00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:31,775
‐ Hello.

480
00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:33,610
Done already?
How was it?

481
00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:34,820
‐ Yeah, it sucked.

482
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,322
I mean, what,
Will's fat and I'm fat,

483
00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:38,824
so we're perfect
for each other?

484
00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:40,575
That is so fucked, Amadi.

485
00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:42,577
‐ Wait, hold‐‐Annie, no.

486
00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:45,247
Um, hey, Zauna,
can you go to bed,

487
00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:47,124
and I'll finish your homework
when you're asleep?

488
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,545
Hey, I'm sorry.
What?

489
00:19:51,545 --> 00:19:54,214
You think that I only
set you up because you're fat?

490
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,717
‐ Yes, and he knew it,
and I knew it,

491
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,593
and it hung over
the whole thing,

492
00:19:58,593 --> 00:20:01,346
and it was bad for both of us.

493
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:05,267
‐ Look, I'm sorry you think

494
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:06,685
that something weird
is going on,

495
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:08,311
but I set you up with Will

496
00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,355
because he's
a genuinely good guy.

497
00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:13,108
‐ Okay, whatever.
I'll see you at work.

498
00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:14,651
[soft dramatic music]

499
00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:16,737
REPORTER: Oregon ranks
as one of the highest states

500
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,072
in the nation for opioid
and narcotic addiction.

501
00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:20,866
‐ I mean,
shut up about opioids.

502
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:22,409
Where's my moment?

503
00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:24,369
REPORTER: Cause major
health and economic...

504
00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:26,538
‐ Wow.
‐ Just be still.

505
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:28,081
‐ Okay.

506
00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:31,918
She looks like the meanest girl
at a child's beauty pageant.

507
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,503
‐ [chuckles]

508
00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,589
I'm sorry your date
went so bad.

509
00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:39,092
‐ It's fine.
Honestly, I don't care.

510
00:20:39,092 --> 00:20:42,929
I'm glad it's over,
and now I invited over

511
00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:45,724
the skirt biter.
‐ Okay, sauce pot.

512
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:48,602
‐ I'm trying to sauce so hard.
‐ [laughs]

513
00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:50,479
Well, tell him
to get here soon

514
00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:52,647
'cause he might not be able
to get past the paparazzi.

515
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:54,065
‐ That she called herself.

516
00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:55,066
[laughter]

517
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,651
Oh, I know.

518
00:20:56,651 --> 00:20:58,320
REPORTER: A fender bender
really got wheels turning...

519
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,738
‐ Okay, this is it!
Everyone, shut up!

520
00:20:59,738 --> 00:21:00,822
REPORTER:
Portland City Councilman

521
00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:02,699
Charles Klein's vehicle
collided

522
00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:05,327
with a bespoke
cycling enthusiast.

523
00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:06,870
Now, the cyclist
whose social media

524
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,331
describes him
as a penny‐farthing dandy

525
00:21:09,331 --> 00:21:10,540
and man about town...
‐ Hi.

526
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,876
‐ Hey, what's up?
‐ Nothing.

527
00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:15,921
You made it just in time.
‐ Oh, good.

528
00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:17,672
You look great.

529
00:21:17,672 --> 00:21:19,424
‐ No.
[chuckles]

530
00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:21,426
REPORTER: Sounds like
there was a bit

531
00:21:21,426 --> 00:21:24,095
of a surprising collision
for Charles Klein.

532
00:21:24,095 --> 00:21:26,014
‐ Oh, my God, that's Fran.
‐ Shut up!

533
00:21:26,014 --> 00:21:27,349
‐ Fran!
‐ Shut up.

534
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,309
‐ Ma'am, you were a witness
to the accident.

535
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:32,062
Sounds like it was
pretty crazy, huh?

536
00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:34,397
‐ Yeah, it was.

537
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,028
HOST: Thanks so much
for that excellent reporting.

538
00:21:40,028 --> 00:21:42,364
‐ Whoa!

539
00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:44,366
[cheers and applause]

540
00:21:44,366 --> 00:21:46,284
Yeah, it was!

541
00:21:46,284 --> 00:21:48,245
[all chanting]
Yeah, it was!

542
00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:49,830
Yeah, it was!

543
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:53,124
Yeah, it was!
Yeah, it was!

544
00:21:53,124 --> 00:21:55,794
[Chika's "CROWN"]

545
00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,128
[chanting together]
Yeah, it was!

546
00:21:57,128 --> 00:21:58,463
Yeah, it was!

547
00:21:58,463 --> 00:22:00,841
Yeah, it was!
Yeah, it was!

548
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,175
Yeah, it was!

549
00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:04,636
Yeah, it was!
Yeah, it was!

550
00:22:04,636 --> 00:22:05,846
Yeah, it was!

551
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,223
Yeah, it was!
Yeah, it was!

552
00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,141
Yeah, it was!
Yeah, it was!

553
00:22:10,141 --> 00:22:11,601
Yeah, it was!

554
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,478
RAPPER: ♪ They think
I'm just passionate ♪

555
00:22:13,478 --> 00:22:14,896
♪ Tryna steer the way
while in the dark ♪

556
00:22:14,896 --> 00:22:16,314
♪ Hope I ain't crashin' it ♪

557
00:22:16,314 --> 00:22:18,108
♪ Now my little hobby
turned to cashin' out ♪

558
00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:20,235
♪ Thinking 'bout who I'd be
if I listened to doubt ♪

559
00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,945
♪ Said I'd never do it,
well look at me now ♪

560
00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:24,781
♪ Young girl, old dream
old soul, oh dear ♪

561
00:22:24,781 --> 00:22:27,325
♪ Plan B, plan well
good luck, no fear ♪

562
00:22:27,325 --> 00:22:29,744
♪ Just wait and God will tell
you when the time's near ♪

563
00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:31,580
♪ But if I never jump
then I die here ♪

564
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:34,082
♪ They don't ride
'til you pick up speed ♪

565
00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:36,626
♪ They think college is
all you need ♪

566
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:38,795
♪ And I don't blame your
brainwashin' on you, G ♪

567
00:22:38,795 --> 00:22:41,339
♪ It took me nineteen years
to finally start to believe ♪

568
00:22:41,339 --> 00:22:42,883
♪ And that's me, listen ♪

569
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,135
SINGERS: ♪ I'ma make it
in the rain or shine ♪

570
00:22:45,135 --> 00:22:47,470
♪ All about my money,
don't waste my time ♪

571
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:50,265
♪ Ain't nobody
gonna bring me down ♪

572
00:22:50,265 --> 00:22:52,767
♪ ♪

573
00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:55,228
♪ I'm on an elevator ♪

574
00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:57,814
♪ I'm on to
something greater ♪

575
00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:00,400
♪ God is always blessin' me ♪

576
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,611
♪ Tears could fill
the Chesapeake ♪