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[upbeat music]

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‐ I love you.
I've known for a while now.

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‐ I love you, too.

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I'm just gonna say it.
I want my job back.

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Fuck!

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‐ Annie begged
for her job back.

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I said yes, she's here,
and all is well.

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‐ For the millionth time,
Fran is a lesbian.

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‐ So? You can be a lesbian
and marry a man.

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FRAN: I don't need
to figure things out.

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I like what I'm doing
with my life.

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‐ I did not raise you this way.

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‐ Are you okay?
‐ No.

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RYAN: Annie!
‐ Ryan?

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‐ I got a job here, too.

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ANNIE: I feel like
this might have to be

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a one‐time‐only
fucking‐at‐work experience.

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‐ What?
Are you serious?

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GABE: I'm having this dinner
thing I do once a month.

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It's like
an intellectual salon.

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‐ Oh, my God, yes.
I know about them.

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‐ You're in?

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AMADI: Annie, this is Nick.

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Nick's probably
the best illustrator

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who's ever lived in Portland.

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‐ Sheila,
I want to introduce you

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to one of your star employees,
Annie Easton.

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‐ Hello, I'm Fat.
That piece blew my mind.

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CODY: I'm not that cool.

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I'm not the one that's
having sex in the office.

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‐ What?

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Did you tell everyone
that we fucked in the office?

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‐ I'm sorry.

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‐ Let's get right to it.

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Gabe is the best,
but at what cost?

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‐ No boys allowed?

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‐ I thought it would be
a nice gesture

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to take your protégé out
for lunch.

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FRAN:
Guys, I've gathered you here,

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best friends
and most importantly

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no one I've ever fucked.
[laughter]

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Let's get fuckin' wasted and
blow up some fucking fireworks.

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[cheering]

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EMILY: I'm trying to tell you
I like you.

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I like you a lot.

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‐ I don't want to be your mom.

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I want an adult.
Like, I want a real partner.

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‐ Are you breaking up with me?
‐ Actually, yes, I am.

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‐ What are you gonna do now?

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Are you gonna go date
other guys?

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‐ Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

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[cheers and explosions]

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[Empress Of's
"Love Is a Drug" playing]

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♪ ♪

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‐ You're so fuckin' sexy.
‐ [chuckles]

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‐ I'm gonna fuck you all night.
‐ Then do it.

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EMPRESS OF:
♪ I know love is a drug ♪

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♪ I know money is a drug ♪

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♪ I know sex can be a drug ♪

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♪ But I just want
to be touched ♪

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♪ I know love is a drug ♪

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♪ I know money is a drug ♪

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♪ I know sex can be a drug ♪

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♪ But I just want
to be touched ♪

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♪ I start to‐‐ ♪
‐ [moans]

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[groaning softly]
‐ Um...

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I‐‐

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did you‐‐did you just‐‐

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where'd it go?

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‐ It's right there.

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‐ Oh.

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Okay, I didn't realize
'cause it was‐‐it's‐‐

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JOE: Yeah.
‐ Just a drop.

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‐ You can say it.

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I cum small loads.

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[sighs]
I'm sorry.

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‐ No, it's okay.
JOE: Goddamn it.

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‐ It's‐‐it's totally fine.

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‐ I'm sure I got a old napkin

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or something
I can wipe it with.

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Here.
Use this.

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‐ Oh, well this is my skirt.

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EMPRESS OF:
♪ I know love is a drug ♪

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♪ I know money is a drug ♪

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♪ I know sex can be a drug ♪

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♪ But I just want
to be touched ♪

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‐ I cum small
'cause I take Propecia

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'cause I'm afraid
of going bald.

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I used to cum huge ropes
before, just‐‐

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‐ Oh, yeah.
It's‐‐it's totally fine.

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And I believe you about...

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your ropes.
[chuckles]

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‐ Thanks.
ANNIE: Yeah.

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And I actually think
it's better in a lot of ways

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because cum is disgusting.

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It's very gross, so.

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‐ You think it's gross?

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‐ Well, um, no.

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No, I don't think it's‐‐
I've‐‐I‐‐I love it.

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I love it and I...

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I always want more of it.

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Um.

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Joe, are you okay?

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‐ Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
ANNIE: Okay.

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‐ I'm sorry.
‐ No.

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‐ I just got a complex,
you know?

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My mom says I gotta find a wife
before all my hair falls out.

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I'm scared of missing my window

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and ending up this alone,

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bald, unfuckable guy.

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‐ Well, I'm here because
I think you're fuckable.

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And I think your hair
looks good.

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‐ Thanks.

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‐ [chuckles]

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‐ You know...

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you got a lot of hair.
‐ [chuckles]

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JOE: You got, like, too much
of this stuff.

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‐ I know.

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‐ I feel like maybe you'd only
need a little bit of Propecia.

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‐ Where do you think?
There? Here?

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‐ Maybe just‐‐
yeah, a little spot.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Right up here.

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‐ And it's a pill
that I put on my head?

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‐ Yeah, just rub a pill
on top of your head.

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‐ [chuckling]
Okay.

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That sounds good. [chuckles]
‐ Yeah.

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Did I say something wrong?
Is this‐‐

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‐ No, no, I, um‐‐
I just‐‐no.

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I'm not that naked
with that many people.

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And I felt like we were maybe
moving out of hookup world

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into, like, joke world,

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so I thought
I might put my shirt back on.

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‐ Oh, yeah.
Totally.

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Shirts on, butts out.
‐ [chuckles]

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Yeah, it's just‐‐

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I just broke up with my
boyfriend, like, two months ago

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and, you know,
dating other people is fun,

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but, like,
sex can be kind of wonky.

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I don't know.
We're doing good, though.

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You're here, I'm here,
we're here for each other, so.

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‐ It's so hot when you talk to
me like a marriage counselor.

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‐ [chuckles]

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‐ Do you want to maybe
keep this going?

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I don't know.
Have another drink, reset?

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[soft dramatic music]

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‐ Yeah.

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[Banzai Florist's
"Love Me Back, Clairo"]

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Mm, mm‐hmm.

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‐ Oh, my God. So good.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ Really.
Like heavenly, honestly.

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‐ Maybe the rib of an angel?
JOE: Yeah.

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Once the angel turns three,
you take it out,

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shoot it in the head
and that's how you get a rib.

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‐ Mm‐hmm.
JOE: Mm‐hmm.

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‐ I like it when you do that.
‐ What?

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‐ Just a little look.

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♪ ♪

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‐ Where are you taking me?
‐ Just going to the couch.

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‐ [chuckles]

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♪ ♪

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BANZAI FLORIST:
♪ And get them moving 'round ♪

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♪ Spend all day
staring at screens ♪

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♪ I think I've had enough ♪

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[music stops]
‐ Whoa.

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‐ What?
‐ Fuck.

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‐ What did I do?

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‐ I mean, you just went fully
for my butthole

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and I just met you, like,
five hours ago.

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‐ I was going for the vagina.
‐ But from behind?

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What do you think,
my clit's in my ass?

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‐ No.
[stutters]

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They're close to each other,
right?

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‐ I don't think they're
that close.

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I would say they're, like,
miles apart.

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‐ Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I was just confidently trying
to go down there and‐‐

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‐ I'm sorry,

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do you have barbecue sauce
on your fingers still?

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‐ It's just a little.

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‐ Okay, I don't want
barbecue sauce in my asshole.

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‐ Okay.
It's not hot sauce, though.

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This is not gonna burn you.

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This is just brown sugar
and ketchup.

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‐ What the fuck is wrong
with you?

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Do you even know
what a girl wants?

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‐ Yes, yes,
I know what a girl wants, okay?

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I know what a girl wants.

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I know clitoris stuff, I know‐‐

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I even know
about the nipple stuff.

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‐ [chuckling] Okay, God.
‐ I know about that stuff.

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[sobbing softly]

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[door shuts]

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‐ Uh...

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Joe?

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JOE: [sobbing softly]

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‐ Uh, Joe?
I'm sorry.

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I wasn't trying
to make you feel bad.

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It's, like, 4:00 a. m., okay?
So I think I'm gonna go.

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JOE: No, don't go! Please!

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You said you're here for me!

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‐ Uh, yes, and I‐‐I get that.

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I just‐‐you know,

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I understand it's hard
to put yourself out there

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and I've been there, too.

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JOE: Okay, good.
So you'll stay.

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‐ Yes.
I‐‐I will. I'm‐‐

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I'm here, okay?

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[peaceful music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ Um, I want you
to have these, though.

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‐ Oh, thank you.

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Um...

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well, I'm gonna go

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'cause I'm probably gonna
be late for work, so.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ Um...

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is it always this bad?

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Dating?

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‐ No.

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This was unusually awful.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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‐ I can't believe
you're firing me.

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‐ No, no, no, buddy.
We're not firing you, okay?

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We're just reducing your hours.

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Think about it like this.

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Who doesn't love
a long weekend, huh?

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‐ Well, I guess this will give
me more time

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to work on my novel.

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It's like Watership Down
but with snakes.

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‐ If I lose my job,
I'm screwed.

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‐ Hey, listen.
It's going to be okay, Maureen.

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Your life is already so bad,
so depressing, mediocre.

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‐ Maybe to the untrained eye,

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but I actually have it
going on.

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‐ Uh, listen.

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It might be a blessing
in disguise.

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Everyone has told me personally
they hate you here.

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‐ Who?

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AMADI: But remember,
it's not personal, okay?

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Everybody's taking some cuts.

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Thanks.

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Hey, Annie.
Can I talk to you for a second?

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‐ Mm‐hmm, yeah.
‐ Great.

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Uh...

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your job's safe.

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‐ Oh, my God.
You fucking scared me.

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‐ Are you kidding me?
You're Sheila's golden girl.

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She said that your articles
are bringing in all the clicks.

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But, um, keep this quiet

251
00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,480
because you and I
are the only two people

252
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,648
whose hours aren't getting cut.

253
00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:28,899
‐ Oh, no.

254
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:30,860
‐ They had a big meeting
with the board last night

255
00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,487
and they decided that the only
way to keep the paper going

256
00:10:33,487 --> 00:10:34,738
were brutal cutbacks.

257
00:10:34,738 --> 00:10:37,366
I had to fire, like,
four people this morning.

258
00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:38,617
‐ What?
Are you okay?

259
00:10:38,617 --> 00:10:39,743
‐ Yeah.

260
00:10:39,743 --> 00:10:41,120
Well, I'm annoyed

261
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,997
because Gabe, he's not touching
any of this stuff.

262
00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,373
‐ Wow.

263
00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:46,083
‐ He gets to be fun dad still
and I gotta be mean mom.

264
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:50,629
‐ No, don't say that.
You're a really nice mom.

265
00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:52,381
‐ Thank you for believing
in me.

266
00:10:52,381 --> 00:10:53,507
Okay, well, we're gonna

267
00:10:53,507 --> 00:10:54,925
reshuffle the office
a little bit.

268
00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:58,220
‐ Sure.
‐ Could you take Angus's desk?

269
00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,513
‐ What am I supposed to use?

270
00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:01,140
‐ Oh, set up by
the printer table.

271
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,391
Right in the middle
of all the action, bud.

272
00:11:02,391 --> 00:11:04,643
‐ Cool.

273
00:11:04,643 --> 00:11:05,895
‐ You're creepy good at this.

274
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:09,106
‐ I'm just creepy.
‐ Yeah.

275
00:11:09,106 --> 00:11:12,109
[upbeat pop music]

276
00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:19,033
♪ ♪

277
00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:31,462
‐ That was incredible.
‐ [chuckles]

278
00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:33,505
‐ Really.
Thank you for your service.

279
00:11:33,505 --> 00:11:35,007
‐ It's my honor.

280
00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:37,301
I feel like I know all your
little spots now

281
00:11:37,301 --> 00:11:39,136
so I can get that done
in, like, three minutes.

282
00:11:39,136 --> 00:11:41,347
‐ It's my gift.
‐ [chuckles]

283
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:46,060
Oh, Jesus.
It's 1:00.

284
00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,230
I have a new client coming
at 1:30.

285
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,190
I have to get out of bed.

286
00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:57,529
‐ Or maybe she could
lie in between us

287
00:11:57,529 --> 00:11:59,823
and you could
cut her hair here.

288
00:11:59,823 --> 00:12:02,451
‐ Mm, no.
That's not gonna work.

289
00:12:02,451 --> 00:12:04,787
'Cause I need your full weight
on me.

290
00:12:04,787 --> 00:12:06,205
‐ Okay.

291
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:11,085
Get ready for it.

292
00:12:11,085 --> 00:12:13,087
[chuckling]

293
00:12:13,087 --> 00:12:14,880
MAUREEN: Well, there goes
our health insurance.

294
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,840
Just when I was gonna get
a new neck.

295
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,592
This sucks.

296
00:12:18,592 --> 00:12:20,678
ANDY: What am I supposed to do
with all this free time?

297
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:22,429
Have sex with my nympho wife?

298
00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:23,889
‐ Hey, guys.

299
00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:27,351
Uh, I just want to say I know
these cuts are so hard

300
00:12:27,351 --> 00:12:29,311
and I truly, truly hate it.

301
00:12:29,311 --> 00:12:30,854
‐ Yeah, we know you're fine,
Annie,

302
00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,815
so don't lie to our face.

303
00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:36,610
[bell ringing]
‐ Attention!

304
00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:38,529
Attention, everyone.
Please.

305
00:12:38,529 --> 00:12:40,281
Please gather round.

306
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,701
This kind of thing‐‐
layoffs, cutbacks...

307
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,119
‐ Ugh.

308
00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:47,746
‐ They're always disheartening.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

309
00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:50,332
‐ Makes you want to give up,
doesn't it?

310
00:12:50,332 --> 00:12:53,377
But believe me when I tell you

311
00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:55,087
that good things
can still happen.

312
00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:56,130
‐ Yeah.

313
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,381
‐ Many of you have been aware

314
00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:59,383
that I've been working
on my tell‐all memoir.

315
00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:03,262
Small‐town boy becomes
underground glam rock demigod

316
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:05,472
and eventually,
cultural policymaker,

317
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:07,683
power broker, and sage.
RUTHIE: [gasps]

318
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,768
GABE:
After a prolonged bidding war,

319
00:13:09,768 --> 00:13:12,479
my book has been sold
to a major publishing house.

320
00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:14,231
‐ [chuckles]
Whoo!

321
00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:17,318
And they said gay men
can't write books.

322
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,320
‐ Gabe, this is not
a good time for this.

323
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,030
‐ Amani, we're a team.

324
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:23,824
My financial success is
everyone's financial success.

325
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,326
‐ So do we get some
of the money?

326
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,203
‐ I like that. I like levity.
RUTHIE: Me, too.

327
00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,913
‐ I'm like a salmon, you guys.

328
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:33,667
I've been moving upstream
for a long time against haters,

329
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:36,211
against saboteurs, against...

330
00:13:36,211 --> 00:13:38,672
curvy, young writers
with anger issues.

331
00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:41,133
But nevertheless,
I have prevailed

332
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:43,177
and I will continue to spawn.

333
00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:45,429
‐ Spawn.
‐ So let's just‐‐

334
00:13:45,429 --> 00:13:47,431
huh?

335
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:52,102
[rings bell once]

336
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:56,690
‐ What the hell was that?
I thought you two were good.

337
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:59,193
‐ Yeah.
So did I.

338
00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:04,531
[laid‐back music]

339
00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:06,075
‐ Angus.

340
00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:08,994
Angus, do I look okay?
It's Nick.

341
00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:11,038
‐ Who cares?

342
00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:13,624
‐ Annie, Annie, Annie,
you remember Nick, right?

343
00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:15,375
From Gabe's party?

344
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:18,712
‐ No, I don't‐‐
I don't remember you at all.

345
00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:20,589
‐ Oh, hurtful.
Very hurtful.

346
00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:21,590
'Cause I remember you.

347
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:22,841
‐ You do?

348
00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:27,387
Good, I‐‐I‐‐I‐‐
I do remember you, too.

349
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:28,931
[chuckles]

350
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,933
‐ Well, Nick's dropping off
the illustration for this week.

351
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:32,101
And thanks
for hand‐delivering that.

352
00:14:32,101 --> 00:14:33,602
‐ Yeah.
Hey, I miss my friend.

353
00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:35,479
‐ [chuckles]
That's very sweet.

354
00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:36,897
‐ Yes.
This fucking rules.

355
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,149
‐ AMADI: Love it.
‐ Wow, look at that.

356
00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:41,318
‐ This is you, actually.
‐ Me?

357
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:44,071
NICK: Yeah, did you catch that?
You were my muse on this one.

358
00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:45,989
‐ Yeah, that looks‐‐
that's exactly me

359
00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:47,908
and then that's the, um,

360
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:50,285
the skeleton that I puke
every day of my life.

361
00:14:50,285 --> 00:14:51,870
‐ I mean,
I notice the little things.

362
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,205
‐ [chuckles]
AMADI: Cool.

363
00:14:53,205 --> 00:14:55,457
‐ You wanna grab that coffee?
‐ Oh, I can't.

364
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:57,668
I gotta do that weekly
phone call with Sheila.

365
00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:01,588
‐ Okay, Mr. Big Boss Working
Guy That's Gonna Blow Me Off.

366
00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:05,759
‐ Yeah, what the heck?
Are you Mr. Working Guy?

367
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:07,386
‐ Yes, sir.
ANNIE: Day and night?

368
00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:10,055
‐ [chuckles]
Annie, you wanna grab a coffee?

369
00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:12,975
‐ I think‐‐I think that I can.

370
00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:15,269
Yes, I would‐‐
I would get a coffee.

371
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:16,603
‐ Oh.
Do you need to check, or?

372
00:15:16,603 --> 00:15:18,564
‐ I don't know.
Who am I gonna ask, my daddy?

373
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:20,399
[chuckling]
No, I'm okay.

374
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,650
NICK: No?
‐ I'm sorry.

375
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:23,819
I should've asked you.
You're truly my boss.

376
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:25,821
‐ I didn't see anything.
NICK: Mr. Boss, baby?

377
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:27,281
‐ Mr. Big Boss Man?
ANNIE: [chuckles]

378
00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:28,323
‐ You wanna do it?
‐ Yeah.

379
00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:29,658
NICK: Let's do it.
‐ Okay.

380
00:15:29,658 --> 00:15:32,661
Oh, shit.
I forgot my purse.

381
00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,788
Ugh.
[chuckles]

382
00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:36,123
‐ No.

383
00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:38,125
How‐‐how would you
possibly know

384
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,127
that banana's gonna be better
than s'mores?

385
00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,254
‐ I'm just very good
at picking stuff.

386
00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:46,133
‐ Uh, like your boyfriend?
‐ Mm, wow.

387
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:49,178
‐ Sorry.
No, like, bearded shorts.

388
00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:51,305
‐ The good thing
is we broke up.

389
00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,182
[chuckles]
So.

390
00:15:53,182 --> 00:15:54,224
He's gone.
[chuckles]

391
00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:56,351
‐ Yeah, I'm sorry.
‐ No, it's okay.

392
00:15:56,351 --> 00:15:59,146
It's actually fine.
[chuckles]

393
00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:02,858
‐ Actually, me and my
girlfriend of six years

394
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,526
just broke up, so.

395
00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:06,361
‐ Wow.

396
00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:07,696
I'm sorry.

397
00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:09,489
‐ It's okay.

398
00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:12,326
‐ Are you seeing anyone else?

399
00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:13,327
‐ No.

400
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:16,079
I mean yeah, but not really.

401
00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:18,040
Like, kinda dating but also

402
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,625
I think I just want
to be single.

403
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,793
‐ Dating is a‐‐it's a lot.

404
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:26,131
I went on a date last night and
the man did sort of ejaculate

405
00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:29,134
a tiny, tiny dew drop
onto my‐‐

406
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:31,595
NICK: Oh, my‐‐oh.
‐ Onto my arm.

407
00:16:31,595 --> 00:16:33,180
‐ No.
ANNIE: Just‐‐only this, though.

408
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,223
‐ Just a tiny...

409
00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:35,599
‐ Is that normal?
NICK: No.

410
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:38,101
I mean, this is normal.

411
00:16:38,101 --> 00:16:39,686
‐ That seems like a lot, no?

412
00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:40,687
‐ And if you're me,
you're like,

413
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:42,731
even whipped cream on top.

414
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,024
ANNIE: [laughs]

415
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:46,235
‐ Shake out a cherry.
‐ [laughing]

416
00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:49,029
Wow, I think you need to go
to the doctor.

417
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,740
So that he can give you
a big prize.

418
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:55,494
both: [chuckling]

419
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:59,081
‐ I gotta go.
I gotta get to this meeting.

420
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,875
‐ Oh, yeah, yeah.

421
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,627
‐ Do I look okay?

422
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:07,005
Do I look like I'm, like,
fucked up on milkshake?

423
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:09,132
‐ No, no, you look‐‐
you look good.

424
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:10,759
Um, do I look okay?

425
00:17:10,759 --> 00:17:14,638
I don't have a meeting.
I more just want to know.

426
00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:16,306
‐ One, um, thing.

427
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:19,977
[fabric snips softly]

428
00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,144
‐ [chuckles]

429
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,732
‐ You had a string
on your skirt.

430
00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:27,859
‐ Now, you're perfect.

431
00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:30,654
‐ [chuckling]
Okay.

432
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:33,031
Well, um,
do you have your phone?

433
00:17:33,031 --> 00:17:34,908
We kind of know each other now.

434
00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:37,077
Like, we don't have to go
through Amadi, you know?

435
00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:41,331
Like, I'll put my number
in here

436
00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:44,459
and now, you can text me.

437
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:47,713
‐ Okay. I will.
‐ [chuckles]

438
00:17:47,713 --> 00:17:51,008
‐ All right, bye.
Bye, Annie.

439
00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:52,301
‐ Bye.

440
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,136
SINGER: ♪ Never meant
for all of this ♪

441
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:55,637
♪ Never meant
for you to love ♪

442
00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:58,765
♪ Never meant
for you to try ♪

443
00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,183
‐ So yeah,
with first‐time clients,

444
00:18:00,183 --> 00:18:02,644
I like to talk through the kind
of thing you're thinking,

445
00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:04,980
where you want to
go with your hair.

446
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,648
‐ Yeah.
I brought some inspiration.

447
00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:08,900
This is what I'm thinking.

448
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,194
‐ Okay, well,
I mean, this is Bob Marley.

449
00:18:11,194 --> 00:18:12,988
‐ Didn't know who he was.
‐ Okay.

450
00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:14,948
But you wanted dreadlocks
like Bob Marley?

451
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:17,367
‐ Yeah, I think I could, like,
really pull that off.

452
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,869
Don't you think
I can pull it off?

453
00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:21,288
‐ I don't, um,
but it's not really about that.

454
00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:23,081
Don't know if you ever heard
of the term

455
00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,833
cultural appropriation before?

456
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,460
‐ Oh, I love culture.

457
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,586
I went to Berlin once

458
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,421
and all my friends there
had dreadlocks.

459
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:31,548
‐ Yeah, mm‐hmm,
I'm sure they did.

460
00:18:31,548 --> 00:18:34,426
Um, okay.

461
00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:36,720
If I were to wear my hair
in dreadlocks

462
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,057
and I went in to work,
say, in an office,

463
00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,225
I would get told
to wear my hair straight

464
00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:43,310
to look more professional.

465
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,020
‐ That would be really cute.

466
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,146
‐ Mm‐hmm.

467
00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:47,814
‐ Okay, yeah.

468
00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,274
Um, you're not getting it.

469
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:51,360
Um, let's just not do this.
I'm gonna ask you to leave.

470
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,861
‐ Wait, what?
Why?

471
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:55,030
‐ Um, I tried to explain,
but you weren't listening,

472
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,698
so let's just end this now.

473
00:18:56,698 --> 00:18:57,699
‐ What is happening?

474
00:18:57,699 --> 00:18:58,867
‐ Oh, it's nothing personal.

475
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:00,827
It's just that
we hate you here.

476
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:03,080
‐ Bye, Sienna.
‐ Come on.

477
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,289
FRAN:
Thanks so much for coming in.

478
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:05,415
SIENNA: Are you serious?
FRAN: Absolutely.

479
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:06,875
‐ Please hurry up.

480
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,543
I just made food and you're
keeping me from eating it.

481
00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:10,087
Let's go.
Boom, boom, boom.

482
00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:11,588
ANNIE: Hi!

483
00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:16,093
‐ Oh, you should just leave.
She's not gonna do your hair.

484
00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:17,678
‐ Oh...

485
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,262
kay.

486
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,601
‐ Fran, are you okay?

487
00:19:24,601 --> 00:19:26,228
‐ I will be.

488
00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:27,896
The rib is healing me.

489
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,523
But I honestly can't talk
about it anymore.

490
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,233
I want to talk about
the crying rib man.

491
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,985
‐ Oh, well honestly,
the barbecue butthole

492
00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:36,071
was, like,
the most boring part of my day

493
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:40,742
because Nick came to my office
and then we hung out.

494
00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:42,035
‐ [gasps]
Illustrator Nick?

495
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:43,453
‐ Yes.
FRAN: What happened?

496
00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:45,247
See, I knew you had
the horniest vibe.

497
00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:46,581
‐ [chuckles]

498
00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:49,543
I mean, it just happened,
like, we hung out.

499
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:51,253
And then at the end,

500
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:55,090
he bit a string off
of my skirt.

501
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,384
I could, like,
feel his breath on my thigh.

502
00:19:57,384 --> 00:19:59,720
‐ Okay,
that's some feral dog shit.

503
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,638
‐ That's horny as hell.
‐ [chuckles]

504
00:20:01,638 --> 00:20:03,682
‐ These are brilliant ribs,
and that is excellent gossip.

505
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,434
‐ I know,
I think I've creamed my jeans,

506
00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:06,852
like, a medical amount today

507
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:08,270
and now I have
to throw away my car.

508
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,604
‐ So what are you gonna do?

509
00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:11,022
Are you gonna laser‐focus
on Nick?

510
00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:13,191
‐ Um, I don't know.

511
00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:16,862
I like him a lot,
but maybe it's too soon.

512
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:20,240
Like, I feel like I've only
been single for five minutes.

513
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,742
‐ You've been single
for two months.

514
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,535
That's forever.
‐ Here's what you're gonna do.

515
00:20:23,535 --> 00:20:24,995
‐ Oh, okay.

516
00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:26,037
We've got a plan.

517
00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:29,082
‐ Okay,
so you have your main guy

518
00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:31,168
that you're kind of cooking
on low right now.

519
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,669
This is the guy
you really like,

520
00:20:32,669 --> 00:20:34,880
and you're not gonna fuck him
until the time is right.

521
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,507
‐ Of course.
EMILY: That's Nick.

522
00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:39,926
And meanwhile,
you've got all these other,

523
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:41,762
little tasting pots, okay?

524
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:44,097
‐ Like butt finger guy.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

525
00:20:44,097 --> 00:20:46,391
‐ And the little tasting pots?
Those ones you can fuck.

526
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:48,018
EMILY: And that's what I did
with Fran.

527
00:20:48,018 --> 00:20:50,312
I low‐cooked Fran until
the time was right.

528
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:52,314
‐ Well,
I was your butt finger guy.

529
00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:53,690
‐ You're my butt finger
everything.

530
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:54,983
‐ [chuckles]

531
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:56,943
‐ No, this is‐‐
this is too beautiful.

532
00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:59,321
I can't be here for this.
This is too romantic.

533
00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:02,032
[sighs] Okay, I'm gonna
go upstairs and lay down

534
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:04,117
and I have to go
to the gynecologist

535
00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:06,411
at 7:30 in the morning, so.

536
00:21:06,411 --> 00:21:08,163
‐ Smart to schedule it
first thing in the morning

537
00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,414
while the pussy's fresh.

538
00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:10,999
‐ I think so.

539
00:21:10,999 --> 00:21:12,918
Although what obligation do you
think I have to tell the doctor

540
00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,795
that I have barbecue sauce
on my anus?

541
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,046
‐ She will know.

542
00:21:16,046 --> 00:21:19,007
‐ Oh, she'll taste it.
‐ Excuse me?

543
00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:21,384
‐ Oh, is that not
how pap smears work in America?

544
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:22,969
Oh.

545
00:21:26,264 --> 00:21:27,933
CARLA: Always good to see you,
sweetie.

546
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:30,727
Sit tight and the doctor
will be in in a minute.

547
00:21:30,727 --> 00:21:32,312
‐ Okay.
Thanks, Carla.

548
00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:35,857
‐ Oh, Dr. Lai‐Shen got called
away for an emergency C‐section

549
00:21:35,857 --> 00:21:37,692
so you'll be seeing
Dr. Montevista today.

550
00:21:37,692 --> 00:21:39,110
She's very nice.

551
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,988
‐ Oh, wow, okay.
Nobody told me that.

552
00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:43,824
‐ We only have to tell you
if it's a man.

553
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,408
[chuckles]

554
00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,078
DR. MONTEVISTA: Okay.

555
00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:49,955
Everything looks good.

556
00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:52,541
We'll call you with your pap
results when they come in.

557
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:55,377
‐ Okay, thank you.

558
00:21:55,377 --> 00:21:58,922
‐ And I'm sure Dr. Lai‐Shen's
mentioned this to you before,

559
00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:01,800
but you should think
about gastric bypass.

560
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,843
You're at a good age for it.

561
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,345
‐ I'm sorry.
Think about what?

562
00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:07,222
DR. MONTEVISTA:
Getting bariatric surgery.

563
00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:08,807
For your weight.

564
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,308
It's not healthy
and that might be

565
00:22:10,308 --> 00:22:13,854
the most realistic solution.

566
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:16,815
‐ Okay, um,
but we didn't do, like,

567
00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:19,943
any bloodwork
or anything today.

568
00:22:19,943 --> 00:22:22,487
Isn't that something that
maybe you should look at

569
00:22:22,487 --> 00:22:25,115
before you recommend
a major surgery?

570
00:22:25,115 --> 00:22:27,409
DR. MONTEVISTA: I don't need
to do bloodwork to know

571
00:22:27,409 --> 00:22:30,036
that your overall health will
be improved by losing weight.

572
00:22:30,036 --> 00:22:32,080
It's just a fact.

573
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,748
ANNIE: Okay.

574
00:22:33,748 --> 00:22:36,668
Well, I'm not interested
in the surgery.

575
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:39,588
DR. MONTEVISTA: Okay.

576
00:22:39,588 --> 00:22:42,048
Have a good day.

577
00:22:42,048 --> 00:22:43,550
[door opens]

578
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:47,846
[door closes]

579
00:22:55,604 --> 00:22:58,481
Oh, shit.

580
00:22:58,481 --> 00:23:00,108
Hey.

581
00:23:00,108 --> 00:23:02,694
Hey, that was fuckin'
fucked up!

582
00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:04,613
You're gonna look at me
for ten minutes

583
00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:06,740
and tell me
to cut my stomach out?

584
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,408
How is that medically ethical?

585
00:23:08,408 --> 00:23:12,662
You're a bad person.
You're a bad fuckin' person.

586
00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:15,165
Fuck you.
Fuck you!

587
00:23:24,299 --> 00:23:25,842
Fuck!

588
00:23:25,842 --> 00:23:30,430
SINGER: ♪ I walked
until my face got red ♪

589
00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:34,142
♪ I walked on ♪

590
00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:35,769
♪ ♪

591
00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:41,107
♪ The light inside my head
went dead ♪

592
00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:44,819
♪ I turned off ♪

593
00:23:44,819 --> 00:23:51,826
♪ ♪

594
00:24:08,176 --> 00:24:13,556
♪ I wish myself the best ♪

595
00:24:13,556 --> 00:24:15,725
♪ But I'm broken ♪

596
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:18,728
♪ ♪