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SINGER: ♪ I still like
looking out windows ♪

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‐ Thank you so much
for driving me today.

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I'm like so nervous,
I ca‐‐

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can't stop burping,
you know?

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‐ Annie, it's okay.

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I don't care.

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Do you wanna just skip it?

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‐ What?

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‐ So you don't feel nervous
anymore.

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I mean, we could go fuck
in the woods,

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and it's a perfect plan.

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‐ You know this is
fucking big for me.

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This is WAHAM.
‐ Right.

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But you keep saying that,

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and I'm not sure
I know what it means.

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What's that again?
‐ The WAHAM conference.

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Women Are Having A Moment.

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‐ Ah.

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‐ It‐‐it's "female business
empowerment conference

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to empower women in business."

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And I finally don't have to
cover municipal zoning

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or whatever, so
I mean this is a good thing.

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‐ Yeah, I get that.

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I just wish we could hang out
all day

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like we used to
when we both didn't have jobs.

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I miss you.
‐ Yeah, well I miss you, too,

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but you know what could be
another hot option?

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‐ Yeah?

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‐ We could both have jobs.

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♪ ♪

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‐ You're saying
I should get a job.

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‐ Maybe.

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‐ Um, no, you're right.

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I'll see what I can figure out.

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‐ Fuck, that was the turn!

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‐ Wait, that was the turn?

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‐ Yes!
‐ Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

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SINGER: ♪ Work it, work it,
yep ♪

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♪ Work it ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Work it ♪

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‐ At WAHAM, we empower women

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to succeed in business.

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Every single vendor
you see here today

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has used the WAHAM
Steps to Success

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to make their lady boss dreams
come true.

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I was the youngest female CEO
of a Fortune 500 company.

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Women are having a moment.
This is WAHAM.

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Thank you
to our corporate sponsors.

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‐ Press kit, goody bag.
Have a great WAHAM.

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‐ Hi.

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Hi, I'm Annie Easton
from "The Thorn."

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Um, I'm a little bit late, uh,

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'cause my boyfriend
missed the exit,

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but we don't need to get
into the whole ordeal of it,

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and you don't care so.

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‐ Here are your credentials,

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and you missed your interview
slot with Justine,

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but you can catch
her keynote at 3:00.

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‐ Oh, I'm sorry, did you say
I missed the interview slot?

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‐ Yeah,
it was a ten‐minute slot.

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‐ Um, is there any way
I could even just get,

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like, one minute with Justine?

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Because, really, there's no
article unless I talk to her,

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so I don't have anything
to write about.

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‐ There's nothing
that I can do.

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I'm sorry.
‐ Hey.

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I don't mind squeezing her in.

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‐ Oh, it's you!

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‐ Yes, yes, of course!

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Um, do‐‐do we have time?

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‐ Uh, five minutes.

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Or, like two minutes, we do.
‐ Okay, we'll take it.

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We'll take what we have.

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Okay, let's do it, come on!

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‐ Cool.
‐ Okay, come on.

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‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
So where are you from?

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‐ Oh, I‐I'm from here.
I'm from Portland.

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‐ If we're gonna go, let's go.
Come on.

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‐ You literally saved me
back there.

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I honestly felt ill.
[laughs]

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‐ Oh, my gosh, well, if a few
minutes of my time can help you,

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we gotta do it.
‐ [laughs]

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‐ Plus, I love your blouse
so I was already on board.

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‐ Oh, well, thank you.
Yeah, um‐‐

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Yeah, I found
this designer online,

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'cause it's always,
I don't know,

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it's such a hunt to find
cool clothes for fat women.

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‐ Wow, I love how you say
that word: "fat."

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I don't know
that I would say...that.

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‐ Oh, I mean, yeah,
I don't mind saying it.

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I'm fat.
It's just true, you know?

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I'm not afraid of it,
it's just a descriptor so.

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‐ That is so powerful.

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I‐‐I love that.

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‐ Oh, well, thank you.
‐ Last question.

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‐ Oh, oh, I actually haven't
asked any questions yet.

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‐ Oh, okay, so then
your first question

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will be your last question.

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‐ Okay, um, okay.

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So I was surprised to see
that tickets to this event

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start at $300, and...

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I know that part of WAHAM's
mission statement

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is lifting up every woman, but

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can you really do that

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if the price point
is so inaccessible?

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‐ Um, so I've thought
about this quite a bit,

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and we offer sponsorships
for low‐income women,

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so they can attend
free of charge.

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‐ Got it.
‐ So we've kind of already

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got that all figured out,

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so I have to go, but, um,
thank you for coming.

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‐ Okay.

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‐ Can I get a little bag
of apricots?

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‐ Yup, sure do.
‐ Thank you so much.

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‐ Mmm, great.
‐ Thanks, Annie.

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‐ Oh, um, would there be
any way that I could possibly,

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I don't know, meet with one of
the low‐income women

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who was sponsored?

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‐ Ugh, it's such a bummer,
actually.

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She couldn't make it 'cause
she couldn't get off work.

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But enjoy the day.
That badge gets you a water.

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‐ Selfies!
‐ All right, beautiful ladies,

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thank you so much, that's it.
We're gonna go.

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SINGER: ♪ Work it ♪
‐ [sighs]

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SINGER: Hey!

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SINGER: ♪ I'm gonna fight
like a girl ♪

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‐ Ooh, those are guns.
[chuckles]

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SINGER: ♪ Fire in my soul ♪
‐ Oh.

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INTERCOM ANNOUNCER:
Attention attendees.

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the panel
"How to Have it All and More"

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starts in ten minutes.

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‐ Hey, there.
‐ Hi.

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‐ [chuckles]
Like what you see?

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‐ Yeah, yeah, these are like,
uh, little sculptures.

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‐ Thank you.

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I always felt
that there was something

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about mass market sex toys
that was gross and embarrassing.

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‐ Oh.
‐ Then I created my own

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dream vibrators
that are beautiful

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and powerful.

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‐ Yeah, yeah.
And they're $150?

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‐ You're worth it.

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Orgasms are self‐care.

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I mean, do you want to cum?

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Or do you want to arrive?

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‐ Oh.

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Probably both.
[laughs]

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Cheers.
Ding.

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DIANE: These conferences
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how I connect
with the clientele.

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It's helped us grow
in an exponential way.

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And these women,
they're so supportive.

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‐ Wow, and so,
what exactly is your business?

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‐ Oh, makeup for your legs.
‐ Oh.

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‐ Like to cover the gross skin
on your legs.

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‐ And so is that a big problem
for most women?

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‐ Yeah.
Maybe the biggest.

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I mean, for years
I was suffering from, like,

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disgusting leg skin.

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‐ Yeah, and so then,
do people use this every day?

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‐ Yeah, once it's part of your
routine, it's totally easy.

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You just have to wait
30 minutes after application

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to put your pants on.

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‐ Wow, and so,
why would you put makeup on

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and then put pants on?

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'Cause no one will see it.

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‐ Yeah, but you'll have
the confidence

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of a woman whose disgusting
leg skin is covered up.

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Honestly, it's so much fun.

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I think you should try it.
‐ Oh.

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‐ May I?
‐ Oh, wow, sure.

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DIANE: Ooh.
‐ That's good.

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‐ Yeah, your legs are taking
the makeup beautifully.

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I'm gonna do your feet too.
‐ Oh.

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‐ Okay?

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Spread those toes.
‐ Oh!

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[upbeat dance music]

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♪ ♪

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[sighs]

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Fuck. Chub rub.

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♪ ♪

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INSTAGRAMMER: Hey, WAHAM!
Go tag the business queen

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in your life
using the hashtag "biz queen"

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to enter to win a free
collagen water.

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‐ Oh, my God.

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INSTAGRAMMER: Studies show
that at any given moment

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43% to 87% of women
are holding back tears.

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‐ No.
Which is the bathroom?

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SINGER: ♪ Everyone dancing
to the beat of a new drum ♪

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♪ Baby girl, come on,
baby girl, come on ♪

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♪ ♪

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Okay.

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[groans loudly]
Fuck!

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‐ Uh, are you okay in there?

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ANNIE: Oh, uh, yeah.

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Yeah, it's just‐‐it's chub rub,

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you know?

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And I was in such a rush
this morning

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I forgot to put on
my shorts.

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‐ Ugh, chub rub,
that's the worst.

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Ugh.
Let me see if I have anything.

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‐ Ah, okay!
I got a bunch of Band‐Aids.

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‐ Oh, I will take it.
Thank you.

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CONNIE: That happened to me
once at Disneyland.

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I started crying in the line
for Space Mountain.

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My kids were so freaked out.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ Mulan asked if I was okay!

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‐ Oh, God.

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Yeah, I feel like
with the leg makeup

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and the burning thighs,

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I may need to
get the hell outta here.

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[laughs]
‐ Oh, no.

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Do you not like WAHAM?

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‐ Oh, I mean,
it's really impressive,

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and it's‐‐it's so big, um,

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I just‐‐I'm not sure that
I, like, "get it," you know?

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‐ Connie's been to 11.
‐ [laughs]

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‐ Oh. Why?

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‐ I mean it might sound silly,
but where I grew up, you know,

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girl power and feminism
and that stuff

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weren't such a big thing,
you know?

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I just didn't know
much about it.

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‐ Honestly, same for me.

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‐ Plus,
I love to network and engage.

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‐ [laughs]
‐ Okay, what does that mean?

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‐ Networking and engaging is
just a lie we tell our husbands

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so we can come hang out
with our friends.

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[laughing]
‐ Okay, well, that makes sense.

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That makes sense.
[laughs]

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Thanks for the Band‐Aids.
‐ Of course.

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‐ Oh, my God, did I tell you
about my son's therapist?

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CONNIE: The one with
the big juicy ass?

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DANIELLE:
I'm gonna tell you again.

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[Connie laughs]

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SINGER: ♪ This is a revolution ♪

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♪ ♪

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[birds chirping]

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[rock music blares]

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‐ Ho, ho!
[horn honking]

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Hey, hey!
‐ What's up, baby!

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‐ Hey, you guys!

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‐ Dude, remember?
‐ Oh, the Casio!

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Yes!
Ha, ha!

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[horn honking]
[engine revving]

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DRIVER: Come on, man, move it.

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‐ Go fuck yourself.

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Come on, go.

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‐ All right, everybody has
to keep the economy moving.

250
00:09:26,988 --> 00:09:28,449
Let's go.

251
00:09:28,449 --> 00:09:30,411
‐ Go!
‐ Hey, take it easy!

252
00:09:30,411 --> 00:09:32,123
We're having a meeting.
We're buddies.

253
00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:34,545
‐ Sorry you have to go to work.
Ha ha ha ha!

254
00:09:34,545 --> 00:09:36,173
‐ Ha ha ha!
[honking]

255
00:09:36,173 --> 00:09:38,135
‐ Yeah!
‐ Yeah, baby!

256
00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:39,597
Where you going?
‐ What?

257
00:09:39,597 --> 00:09:41,350
‐ Smoke cigarette at the mall!
‐ Yeah.

258
00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:42,895
‐ That sounds cool!

259
00:09:42,895 --> 00:09:46,695
‐ Yeah, Ryan, dude.
We will see you again!

260
00:09:46,695 --> 00:09:48,532
‐ Yes, yes, you will.
[honking]

261
00:09:48,532 --> 00:09:51,120
‐ Whoo!
‐ Yeah!

262
00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,917
Whoo!
[honks horn]

263
00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:56,046
Fuck yeah.

264
00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:58,927
[upbeat dance music]

265
00:09:58,927 --> 00:10:00,471
♪ ♪

266
00:10:00,471 --> 00:10:01,933
‐ Here's your free t‐shirt.

267
00:10:01,933 --> 00:10:04,229
Please put it on
before the keynote begins.

268
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,358
‐ Oh, uh, well,
this won't fit me.

269
00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:09,030
It's a small.
‐ Oh, sure it will.

270
00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:11,326
‐ Do you maybe have, like,
a double XL, or‐‐

271
00:10:11,326 --> 00:10:15,501
‐ No, but we do have
a generous medium.

272
00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:17,338
They are huge.

273
00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:19,092
It's like a dress on me.
[laughs]

274
00:10:19,092 --> 00:10:21,138
‐ Oh.

275
00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:24,269
Well, thank you.

276
00:10:24,269 --> 00:10:26,900
‐ What up, what up, WAHAM?

277
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,402
Hey!
[cheers and applause]

278
00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:32,076
Let's get everybody up!
Get up, yeah!

279
00:10:32,076 --> 00:10:34,331
Everyone up out of your chair!

280
00:10:34,331 --> 00:10:36,376
Okay, seriously,
everyone does have to get up.

281
00:10:36,376 --> 00:10:38,924
All right, because
Justine's not gonna come out

282
00:10:38,924 --> 00:10:41,596
until we're all up
with those t‐shirts on.

283
00:10:41,596 --> 00:10:43,474
All right, and we are
participating actively.

284
00:10:43,474 --> 00:10:45,019
We're smiling.

285
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,652
Here we go.
Give it up for Justine Kylie!

286
00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:51,658
[cheers and applause]

287
00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:56,291
♪ ♪

288
00:10:56,291 --> 00:11:00,676
‐ This is our moment!
This is WAHAM!

289
00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:03,055
[cheers and applause]

290
00:11:03,055 --> 00:11:05,268
Please sit down.

291
00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,817
With every book, every seminar,

292
00:11:08,817 --> 00:11:11,614
every connection you make here,

293
00:11:11,614 --> 00:11:15,539
we are turning the boardroom
into the broad room.

294
00:11:15,539 --> 00:11:19,045
[cheers and applause]

295
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:23,972
Now, I remember being the only
young woman at my company,

296
00:11:23,972 --> 00:11:29,567
and I remember the moment they
hired another female executive,

297
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:31,194
and a man said to me,

298
00:11:31,194 --> 00:11:33,617
"Looks like you finally got
some competition."

299
00:11:33,617 --> 00:11:36,623
[disapproving murmurs]
And compete with her I did...

300
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,962
Till I got her fired.

301
00:11:39,962 --> 00:11:41,925
Now guess what?

302
00:11:41,925 --> 00:11:45,014
That woman that I got fired
is here today.

303
00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:46,893
Give it up for Rebecca!

304
00:11:46,893 --> 00:11:49,899
[cheers and applause]

305
00:11:49,899 --> 00:11:53,531
♪ ♪

306
00:11:53,531 --> 00:11:55,159
‐ Fuck.

307
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:01,673
‐ You look so incredible.
How do you do it?

308
00:12:01,673 --> 00:12:04,302
‐ Well, I wake up at 4:00 a. m.,

309
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:05,639
I run five miles a day,

310
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,977
and I haven't touched bread
in 20 years.

311
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,521
Ah!
[laughs]

312
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,024
[impressed murmurs]

313
00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:15,032
Except on 9/11
'cause I really needed it.

314
00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:16,911
Okay, who's next?

315
00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:19,165
‐ Hi, Justine. I'm Connie.

316
00:12:19,165 --> 00:12:21,420
‐ Oh, Connie girl,
good to see you again.

317
00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,840
CONNIE: Thank you, um,

318
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:27,348
I quit business school
when I had my daughter,

319
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:31,524
and I love being
a stay at home mom,

320
00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:34,487
but when my husband
got laid off,

321
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,578
I had to figure out a way
to provide,

322
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:41,376
you know,
not just for my daughter...

323
00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:45,886
But for myself.

324
00:12:45,886 --> 00:12:47,973
I...

325
00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:49,894
I needed something more.

326
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,482
So...

327
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:55,864
I started a stationary company

328
00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:57,534
out of my garage,

329
00:12:57,534 --> 00:13:01,834
but most importantly,
coming to these events

330
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:05,091
have given me
some of my best friendships.

331
00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:07,303
Women who've seen me
through all of it,

332
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:11,478
so, I just wanted to say
thank you and thank you.

333
00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:14,400
Sorry.
JUSTINE: No, no, thank you.

334
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,906
Let's give it up for Connie,
everybody.

335
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:20,329
[cheers and applause]

336
00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:22,500
All right, everybody!
Up, up, up!

337
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,962
Whoo!

338
00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:26,466
Work it, like Sandra over there

339
00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,680
who's here making hats
for breast cancer patients.

340
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,270
Yes, you go, hat goddess!

341
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,940
All right, dance that feeling

342
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,486
when you smash
the glass ceiling!

343
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,533
[glass breaks]
Whoo!

344
00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,996
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.

345
00:13:40,996 --> 00:13:45,589
Everybody be your damn self
like Annie over here!

346
00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:47,258
Who looks amazing

347
00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:49,847
even though it's hard
to find clothes in her size.

348
00:13:49,847 --> 00:13:52,143
Work it, fat bitch!

349
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:57,403
Whoo, yes!
Whoo!

350
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,990
‐ Are you sure you don't want
any of this stuff?

351
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:01,328
‐ Yeah, I stole it
for you guys.

352
00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,417
‐ "Ashwagandha."
I think this cures cancer

353
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,296
or it makes your bush fall out,
or something.

354
00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,423
‐ Oh, shit,
I want that,

355
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:09,720
either for my grandmother
or my girlfriend.

356
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,682
‐ I mean, I hate all of this
stuff, but I also want it.

357
00:14:11,682 --> 00:14:12,851
Is that wrong?

358
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,314
I mean there's literally
snake oil in here.

359
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,360
‐ Oh, my God.
[buzzing]

360
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,405
‐ [barking]
‐ Bonkers!

361
00:14:19,405 --> 00:14:21,911
‐ This thing'll
break your clit off.

362
00:14:21,911 --> 00:14:23,413
I think it's made
of real marble.

363
00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,708
FRAN: Yeah,
so you can feel like

364
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,378
you're fucking
the statue of David.

365
00:14:26,378 --> 00:14:27,965
‐ Okay, thank you.

366
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:30,094
You don't need to make fun
of my research.

367
00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:31,513
All right, I'm a journalist,

368
00:14:31,513 --> 00:14:33,475
and Gabe wants this piece
to be good.

369
00:14:33,475 --> 00:14:35,563
That's why I have to write up
this thing tonight,

370
00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:37,024
'cause I have to go meet up
with my mom

371
00:14:37,024 --> 00:14:38,611
for our big talk tomorrow.

372
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,197
‐ Are you still pissed at her?

373
00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:42,034
‐ Yeah, I am.

374
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,579
But I'm just gonna try
and level with her

375
00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:45,040
the way you did with your mom.

376
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,086
‐ What happened with your mom?
Did you get in a fight?

377
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,965
‐ No, we just got to
a breaking point

378
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,844
where we had to be very real
with each other,

379
00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:52,304
but now we're good.

380
00:14:52,304 --> 00:14:53,766
And she texts me, like,
200 times a day.

381
00:14:53,766 --> 00:14:55,144
[Emily laughs]

382
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,273
‐ Yeah, see, that's where
I'm trying to get with Vera.

383
00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:58,860
‐ [laughs]
‐ You know what I mean?

384
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,949
Maybe I'll give her this
to soften the blow.

385
00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:03,619
Or this?
‐ Ooh.

386
00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:05,205
‐ I think this is da winner.

387
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,462
Ooh, I gotta knight your ass.
Ding, ding.

388
00:15:08,462 --> 00:15:11,844
‐ You know, I put some of that
snake oil on my crow's feet,

389
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,142
and I think it's actually
making a difference.

390
00:15:15,142 --> 00:15:17,313
‐ Yeah, totally.

391
00:15:17,313 --> 00:15:19,777
Um, Mom, could we talk?

392
00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:22,031
‐ Sure, you know
I love girl talk.

393
00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,283
‐ Yeah.

394
00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:26,372
Um, well, this isn't easy,

395
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:29,963
but I just feel like
I never really got any answers

396
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,803
as to, like,
why you went to Vancouver.

397
00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,807
‐ Oh, please,
there's nothing to tell.

398
00:15:34,807 --> 00:15:37,394
[laughs]
‐ Yeah, I know you said that,

399
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:40,944
but I‐I feel like
obviously there is, right?

400
00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:43,699
And, um, you know,
I feel like before you left

401
00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:45,703
we were, like,
having some very real talks,

402
00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:48,584
and it would be great if we
could, like, do that again.

403
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:51,422
‐ Well, I don't know, honey.
We talk all the time.

404
00:15:51,422 --> 00:15:53,135
We're talking right now!

405
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:54,805
‐ I know, I know.

406
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:56,976
But Mom, I'm serious.

407
00:15:56,976 --> 00:15:58,395
Like, I want us to try

408
00:15:58,395 --> 00:16:01,067
and be able to be honest
with each other, you know?

409
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:04,533
MARGOT: Is that Vera?
‐ Oh, Margot!

410
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,620
Annie you remember
our neighbor, Margot.

411
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,123
‐ Yeah, hi.

412
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:10,252
‐ Margot,
what happened to your neck?

413
00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:13,634
‐ Oh, well, you know
my adult son Jeffery,

414
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:15,220
the one that's a virgin.

415
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,308
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Oh, yeah.

416
00:16:17,308 --> 00:16:19,771
Yeah, um, he used to babysit me.

417
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,567
‐ That's right.
‐ [laughs]

418
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,113
‐ Well, Jeffery rammed me
with his truck.

419
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,117
‐ Oh, he rammed you?

420
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,913
MARGOT:
Well, it was an accident,

421
00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:30,334
but he rammed me so hard
I about popped my head off.

422
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,712
‐ [laughs]

423
00:16:31,712 --> 00:16:33,089
Oh.

424
00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:35,135
‐ You know,
a poor guy like Jeff,

425
00:16:35,135 --> 00:16:38,809
he never had a girlfriend,
he never had a dollar,

426
00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:41,189
and he rammed
right into his mama.

427
00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:43,819
Right into my rear end.

428
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:46,784
My trunk is completely trashed.

429
00:16:46,784 --> 00:16:47,953
[stifled laughing]

430
00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:49,330
Well, what's so funny?

431
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,251
‐ Oh, um‐‐

432
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:55,133
Annie told me a very funny joke
right before you walked up.

433
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,553
‐ Yeah.

434
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:57,973
‐ Oh, well, tell me Annie.

435
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,810
I could really use a laugh
right now.

436
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,647
‐ I don't‐‐I can't.

437
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,651
It's‐‐you gotta tell it, Mom.

438
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,322
You‐‐you got it.

439
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:09,871
‐ What's, uh, the last thing
that you want to hear

440
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:13,420
after you've given
Willie Nelson a blowjob?

441
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,048
‐ What?

442
00:17:15,048 --> 00:17:17,177
‐ "I'm not Willie Nelson."

443
00:17:17,177 --> 00:17:20,183
[laughter]

444
00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:24,526
‐ Oh, I guess
I just don't get it.

445
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,446
Maybe Jeffery will.

446
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,035
See you soon, Vera.

447
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:32,041
‐ I think Jeffery will get it.
‐ [laughs]

448
00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,550
‐ Oh, my God,
where did that come from?

449
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:40,307
‐ Your Dad's friend Ron.
‐ Oh, no!

450
00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:42,102
‐ Oh, Annie,

451
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,691
I don't laugh with anyone
like I laugh with you.

452
00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:46,737
‐ Oh, my God.

453
00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:48,198
‐ Okay, uh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐‐

454
00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:51,162
so you're firing me
because I don't like Andy?

455
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,375
Nobody like Andy!

456
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,961
You suck, dude!

457
00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:56,548
AMADI: Look, man, I'm firing you

458
00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:57,801
because you sliced his tires,

459
00:17:57,801 --> 00:17:59,554
and then you called him
the "Anti‐Christ."

460
00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:00,848
‐ He is!

461
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,059
‐ Yeah, y‐you think I don't
agree with you?

462
00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:03,353
You think I like Andy?

463
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:05,482
‐ Come on, man.
I've got kids.

464
00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,029
If you fire me, I'll have
to be with 'em all day.

465
00:18:08,029 --> 00:18:10,409
‐ That sucks, man, but look,
he went to HR.

466
00:18:10,409 --> 00:18:11,662
Okay?
My hands are tied.

467
00:18:11,662 --> 00:18:13,916
T‐there's nothing I can do.

468
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:16,045
‐ [cries]

469
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,551
‐ Hey, come on, man.
Are you all right?

470
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:21,724
‐ We were friends.
Does that not matter to you?

471
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:24,813
‐ It matters to me.
I'm so‐‐

472
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,775
Keep your head up, dude.
You don't have to do that.

473
00:18:26,775 --> 00:18:29,948
‐ [crying]

474
00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:34,415
‐ Um, hey everyone.

475
00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:35,960
Uh, I just wanted
to take a moment

476
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,214
to say that today
is a very special day.

477
00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:41,680
It is officially,
Amadi's first firing, so‐‐

478
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,891
AMADI: Ruthie.

479
00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:44,561
‐ Let's‐‐let's‐‐
let's give it up.

480
00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:49,529
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
AMADI: Ruthie.

481
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,740
‐ ♪ Happy bir‐‐
‐ Hey, Amadi.

482
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:51,992
AMADI: Hey.

483
00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:53,662
You got any advice
on how to fire somebody

484
00:18:53,662 --> 00:18:54,998
without feeling like shit?

485
00:18:54,998 --> 00:18:56,919
‐ Oh, that's tough,
'cause I really enjoy that.

486
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:58,714
Could you do me a favor?

487
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:02,054
Could you tell Annie that her
article is boring and soulless?

488
00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:04,559
‐ No, that's creative.
That's your department.

489
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,939
‐ What? Fuck you.
I said it was a favor.

490
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,651
‐ All right, easy.
GABE: God.

491
00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:10,655
All right, send her in
when she gets here.

492
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,282
‐ Yeah. God damn.

493
00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:18,712
‐ ♪ Feliz Navidad to you ♪

494
00:19:22,386 --> 00:19:23,471
‐ I mean, Annie,

495
00:19:23,471 --> 00:19:26,770
clearly, what you wrote sucks.

496
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,649
It's terrible. It's boring.

497
00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:31,572
‐ Well, you're the one who
told me not to editorialize.

498
00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:34,536
‐ You wrote the word "She‐E‐O"
without irony or commentary.

499
00:19:34,536 --> 00:19:35,997
Are you dead?

500
00:19:35,997 --> 00:19:39,921
What do you really feel about
this Woman Moment thing?

501
00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:42,467
You, Annie.
ANNIE: I don't know.

502
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,054
It was, um...

503
00:19:45,265 --> 00:19:47,394
Inspiring, I guess?

504
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,608
And demented.
‐ "Demented, I guess?"

505
00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:52,279
What've you been hanging out
in the Clackamas Town Center?

506
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,158
What's with this jargon?

507
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:57,331
‐ I‐‐it just‐‐it made me think
that there's a reason

508
00:19:57,331 --> 00:19:59,501
that men don't need to be,
like,

509
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,590
constantly told
that they're powerful.

510
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:05,513
It's because they're in power.
‐ Okay, and with women?

511
00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:08,144
‐ And women, I mean,
we're, like,

512
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:11,400
screaming in huge pink letters
that we're powerful

513
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,781
just to try and convince
ourselves, you know?

514
00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:16,118
And‐‐and all the statistics
that they gave

515
00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:19,333
about how bad
things are for women,

516
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,337
it's, like,
it's a thousand times worse

517
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:22,966
if you're a woman
who can't afford

518
00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:25,303
to be slathered in $100 oils.

519
00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:27,349
‐ Okay. So it's a con.

520
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,482
‐ Yes, but there were also
all these women there

521
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:34,321
who were genuinely really
getting something out of it.

522
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,409
But to me, it just felt like
it was about money.

523
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,622
‐ Okay. We're getting somewhere.

524
00:20:38,622 --> 00:20:40,333
Monetizing feminism.
Right?

525
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,464
‐ Yes, exactly, and women
are made to feel so insecure

526
00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:44,676
and then each insecurity

527
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,389
is like a new opportunity
to make more money.

528
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:49,226
‐ It's sad.
‐ Yes.

529
00:20:49,226 --> 00:20:52,482
And all day, all they talked
about was self‐care,

530
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,571
but it's not taking care
of yourself

531
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:58,202
to agree that you're ugly
and you need to be fixed.

532
00:20:58,202 --> 00:20:59,329
‐ Okay.

533
00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:02,795
Okay, so what is a moment
of true self‐care

534
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,175
if you strip everything away
here?

535
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:07,429
What's an example?

536
00:21:07,429 --> 00:21:11,103
‐ Well, I mean,
if I'm being honest, like,

537
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,901
the first thing that I think of

538
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:15,946
is my abortion, you know?

539
00:21:15,946 --> 00:21:19,036
I mean, that was care.

540
00:21:19,036 --> 00:21:21,917
I had to in the moment
evaluate what I wanted,

541
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,419
and take care of myself,

542
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:26,760
and then all the women that were
there that took care of me.

543
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,639
‐ Well, thanks for telling me.

544
00:21:28,639 --> 00:21:31,143
I mean,
this is totally your call,

545
00:21:31,143 --> 00:21:35,235
but you could, you know,
put that in the article.

546
00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:39,451
‐ Yeah, I mean I'm‐‐I'm not
afraid to, it's just the truth.

547
00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:41,581
‐ Well, then go do it.

548
00:21:41,581 --> 00:21:43,501
‐ Okay. Great.

549
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:44,921
Yeah.

550
00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:48,052
Thanks, Gabe, I actually feel
like we really, like,

551
00:21:48,052 --> 00:21:49,681
worked it out together
in a nice way‐‐

552
00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:51,560
‐ Yeah,
let's not stretch this out.

553
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,564
‐ Yeah, totally.
GABE: Really ruin it.

554
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:56,110
‐ Okay, well, um,
thank you so much.

555
00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:59,701
And um, this‐‐really awesome.

556
00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:01,245
Really, really, really great.

557
00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:06,046
‐ Wow, sounds like it went
really great in there.

558
00:22:06,046 --> 00:22:09,219
‐ Yeah, it actually really did.
It was great.

559
00:22:09,219 --> 00:22:12,685
‐ Well, just know that
if you try and replace me

560
00:22:12,685 --> 00:22:14,689
as Gabe's best girl,

561
00:22:14,689 --> 00:22:16,483
I'm gonna go to your desk
and find something

562
00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,154
that means a lot to you,

563
00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:20,325
and I'm gonna bludgeon you
to death with it.

564
00:22:20,325 --> 00:22:22,454
‐ Very cool.
RYAN: Holy shit!

565
00:22:22,454 --> 00:22:24,041
‐ Yeah.
[laughs]

566
00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,794
‐ Ryan?
‐ Annie!

567
00:22:25,794 --> 00:22:28,216
I got a job!
‐ What?

568
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,928
‐ I got a job here too.

569
00:22:29,928 --> 00:22:31,806
‐ Yeah, he said that you were
askin' him to get a job,

570
00:22:31,806 --> 00:22:33,351
and we had an opening, so.

571
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,067
‐ I'm officially
a distro guy now.

572
00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:39,154
‐ Um, that's...

573
00:22:40,741 --> 00:22:43,037
That's great.

574
00:22:43,037 --> 00:22:44,289
‐ Come here. Come on.

575
00:22:44,289 --> 00:22:46,795
‐ Oh, yes.
‐ Ho‐ho‐hey‐hey!

576
00:22:46,795 --> 00:22:48,464
RYAN: Oh, fuck.
ANNIE: I don't think‐‐

577
00:22:48,464 --> 00:22:51,095
‐ Not in the office!
RYAN: [sighs] Sorry.

578
00:22:51,095 --> 00:22:52,430
‐ Privacy of your own home,
go nuts.

579
00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:53,600
‐ Of course.

580
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,936
‐ Do whatever the fuck
you guys want.

581
00:22:54,936 --> 00:22:56,648
RYAN: Oh.
ANNIE: Mmm.

582
00:22:56,648 --> 00:22:58,359
‐ All right, guys, let's fill
this paperwork out.

583
00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:59,654
RYAN: See you soon.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

584
00:22:59,654 --> 00:23:02,158
‐ Nosies.
This is so fun.

585
00:23:02,158 --> 00:23:05,708
AMADI: Let's go!
[laughter]

586
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,586
RYAN: Yeah!

587
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:11,761
["Cuz I Love You"
by Lizzo plays]

588
00:23:11,761 --> 00:23:16,353
♪ Ya, ya, ya,
ya, ya, ya, ya ♪

589
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,316
♪ Never been in love before ♪

590
00:23:18,316 --> 00:23:20,696
♪ What the fuck
are fucking feelings, yo? ♪

591
00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:22,825
♪ Once upon a time,
I was a ho ♪

592
00:23:22,825 --> 00:23:25,163
♪ I don't even wanna
ho no mo' ♪

593
00:23:25,163 --> 00:23:27,292
♪ Got you something
from the liquor store ♪

594
00:23:27,292 --> 00:23:29,589
♪ Little bit of Lizzo
and some Mo ♪

595
00:23:29,589 --> 00:23:31,718
♪ Tryna open up a little mo' ♪

596
00:23:31,718 --> 00:23:34,849
♪ Sorry if my heart
a little slow ♪

597
00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:39,316
♪ I thought
that I didn't care ♪

598
00:23:39,316 --> 00:23:42,698
♪ I thought
I was love‐impaired ♪

599
00:23:42,698 --> 00:23:45,078
♪ But baby ♪

600
00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:47,374
♪ Baby ♪

601
00:23:47,374 --> 00:23:52,635
♪ I don't know
what I'm gon' do ♪

602
00:23:52,635 --> 00:23:57,394
♪ I'm cryin'
'cause I love you ♪

603
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,274
♪ ♪

604
00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:01,653
♪ Oh ♪