1 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:09,522 SINGER: ♪ I still like looking out windows ♪ 2 00:00:09,557 --> 00:00:11,940 - Thank you so much for driving me today. 3 00:00:11,942 --> 00:00:13,902 I'm like so nervous, I ca-- 4 00:00:13,904 --> 00:00:16,124 can't stop burping, you know? 5 00:00:16,159 --> 00:00:18,366 - Annie, it's okay. 6 00:00:18,371 --> 00:00:19,506 I don't care. 7 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,041 Do you wanna just skip it? 8 00:00:21,043 --> 00:00:22,553 - What? 9 00:00:22,588 --> 00:00:24,048 - So you don't feel nervous anymore. 10 00:00:24,049 --> 00:00:26,179 I mean, we could go fuck in the woods, 11 00:00:26,214 --> 00:00:27,888 and it's a perfect plan. 12 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:30,440 - You know this is fucking big for me. 13 00:00:30,475 --> 00:00:32,976 This is WAHAM. - Right. 14 00:00:32,984 --> 00:00:35,411 But you keep saying that, 15 00:00:35,446 --> 00:00:37,196 and I'm not sure I know what it means. 16 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,500 What's that again? - The WAHAM conference. 17 00:00:39,535 --> 00:00:42,126 Women Are Having A Moment. 18 00:00:42,127 --> 00:00:43,837 - Ah. 19 00:00:43,839 --> 00:00:46,509 - It-- it's "female business empowerment conference 20 00:00:46,511 --> 00:00:48,522 to empower women in business." 21 00:00:48,557 --> 00:00:50,847 And I finally don't have to cover municipal zoning 22 00:00:50,853 --> 00:00:53,863 or whatever, so I mean this is a good thing. 23 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:55,744 - Yeah, I get that. 24 00:00:55,779 --> 00:00:58,029 I just wish we could hang out all day 25 00:00:58,034 --> 00:01:02,294 like we used to when we both didn't have jobs. 26 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,804 I miss you. - Yeah, well I miss you, too, 27 00:01:04,839 --> 00:01:07,469 but you know what could be another hot option? 28 00:01:07,504 --> 00:01:09,009 - Yeah? 29 00:01:09,014 --> 00:01:10,934 - We could both have jobs. 30 00:01:10,969 --> 00:01:13,154 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:13,189 --> 00:01:14,729 - You're saying I should get a job. 32 00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:15,868 - Maybe. 33 00:01:15,903 --> 00:01:18,073 - Um, no, you're right. 34 00:01:18,074 --> 00:01:19,704 I'll see what I can figure out. 35 00:01:19,739 --> 00:01:21,137 - Fuck, that was the turn! 36 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:22,536 - Wait, that was the turn? 37 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,291 - Yes! - Oh, shit, I'm sorry. 38 00:01:24,294 --> 00:01:26,224 SINGER: ♪ Work it, work it, yep ♪ 39 00:01:26,259 --> 00:01:28,215 ♪ Work it ♪ 40 00:01:28,219 --> 00:01:29,759 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:29,764 --> 00:01:31,273 ♪ Work it ♪ 42 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:33,648 - At WAHAM, we empower women 43 00:01:33,683 --> 00:01:35,267 to succeed in business. 44 00:01:35,274 --> 00:01:37,778 Every single vendor you see here today 45 00:01:37,813 --> 00:01:40,283 has used the WAHAM Steps to Success 46 00:01:40,284 --> 00:01:43,924 to make their lady boss dreams come true. 47 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:48,759 I was the youngest female CEO of a Fortune 500 company. 48 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,900 Women are having a moment. This is WAHAM. 49 00:01:53,935 --> 00:01:55,935 Thank you to our corporate sponsors. 50 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:59,031 - Press kit, goody bag. Have a great WAHAM. 51 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:00,415 - Hi. 52 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:02,500 Hi, I'm Annie Easton from "The Thorn." 53 00:02:02,535 --> 00:02:04,285 Um, I'm a little bit late, uh, 54 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,135 'cause my boyfriend missed the exit, 55 00:02:06,170 --> 00:02:09,590 but we don't need to get into the whole ordeal of it, 56 00:02:09,594 --> 00:02:11,186 and you don't care so. 57 00:02:11,221 --> 00:02:13,232 - Here are your credentials, 58 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,607 and you missed your interview slot with Justine, 59 00:02:15,642 --> 00:02:17,476 but you can catch her keynote at 3:00. 60 00:02:17,484 --> 00:02:21,034 - Oh, I'm sorry, did you say I missed the interview slot? 61 00:02:21,069 --> 00:02:23,043 - Yeah, it was a ten-minute slot. 62 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:26,418 - Um, is there any way I could even just get, 63 00:02:26,453 --> 00:02:28,220 like, one minute with Justine? 64 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:31,755 Because, really, there's no article unless I talk to her, 65 00:02:31,763 --> 00:02:33,473 so I don't have anything to write about. 66 00:02:33,474 --> 00:02:34,814 - There's nothing that I can do. 67 00:02:34,849 --> 00:02:36,654 I'm sorry. - Hey. 68 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,529 I don't mind squeezing her in. 69 00:02:38,564 --> 00:02:40,487 - Oh, it's you! 70 00:02:40,488 --> 00:02:42,408 - Yes, yes, of course! 71 00:02:42,443 --> 00:02:44,328 Um, do-- do we have time? 72 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:46,039 - Uh, five minutes. 73 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,881 Or, like two minutes, we do. - Okay, we'll take it. 74 00:02:47,916 --> 00:02:48,958 We'll take what we have. 75 00:02:48,964 --> 00:02:50,715 Okay, let's do it, come on! 76 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,466 - Cool. - Okay, come on. 77 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:54,077 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! So where are you from? 78 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:55,685 - Oh, I-I'm from here. I'm from Portland. 79 00:02:55,686 --> 00:02:57,770 - If we're gonna go, let's go. Come on. 80 00:02:57,805 --> 00:02:59,855 - You literally saved me back there. 81 00:02:59,861 --> 00:03:01,830 I honestly felt ill. [laughs] 82 00:03:01,865 --> 00:03:04,695 - Oh, my gosh, well, if a few minutes of my time can help you, 83 00:03:04,704 --> 00:03:06,421 we gotta do it. - [laughs] 84 00:03:06,456 --> 00:03:08,586 - Plus, I love your blouse so I was already on board. 85 00:03:08,587 --> 00:03:11,337 - Oh, well, thank you. Yeah, um-- 86 00:03:11,341 --> 00:03:13,115 Yeah, I found this designer online, 87 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,890 'cause it's always, I don't know, 88 00:03:14,891 --> 00:03:17,521 it's such a hunt to find cool clothes for fat women. 89 00:03:17,556 --> 00:03:21,571 - Wow, I love how you say that word: "fat." 90 00:03:21,606 --> 00:03:24,416 I don't know that I would say...that. 91 00:03:24,451 --> 00:03:27,631 - Oh, I mean, yeah, I don't mind saying it. 92 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:30,245 I'm fat. It's just true, you know? 93 00:03:30,254 --> 00:03:33,144 I'm not afraid of it, it's just a descriptor so. 94 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,345 - That is so powerful. 95 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:36,848 I-- I love that. 96 00:03:36,851 --> 00:03:39,271 - Oh, well, thank you. - Last question. 97 00:03:39,272 --> 00:03:42,402 - Oh, oh, I actually haven't asked any questions yet. 98 00:03:42,403 --> 00:03:43,953 - Oh, okay, so then your first question 99 00:03:43,988 --> 00:03:45,658 will be your last question. 100 00:03:47,873 --> 00:03:50,384 - Okay, um, okay. 101 00:03:50,419 --> 00:03:53,639 So I was surprised to see that tickets to this event 102 00:03:53,674 --> 00:03:57,175 start at $300, and... 103 00:03:57,183 --> 00:04:00,023 I know that part of WAHAM's mission statement 104 00:04:00,058 --> 00:04:03,152 is lifting up every woman, but 105 00:04:03,153 --> 00:04:04,580 can you really do that 106 00:04:04,615 --> 00:04:07,575 if the price point is so inaccessible? 107 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,877 - Um, so I've thought about this quite a bit, 108 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:15,259 and we offer sponsorships for low-income women, 109 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,221 so they can attend free of charge. 110 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,693 - Got it. - So we've kind of already 111 00:04:18,728 --> 00:04:20,265 got that all figured out, 112 00:04:20,271 --> 00:04:23,401 so I have to go, but, um, thank you for coming. 113 00:04:23,402 --> 00:04:24,787 - Okay. 114 00:04:24,822 --> 00:04:25,906 - Can I get a little bag of apricots? 115 00:04:25,941 --> 00:04:26,991 - Yup, sure do. - Thank you so much. 116 00:04:26,993 --> 00:04:28,453 - Mmm, great. - Thanks, Annie. 117 00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:30,982 - Oh, um, would there be any way that I could possibly, 118 00:04:31,017 --> 00:04:33,511 I don't know, meet with one of the low-income women 119 00:04:33,546 --> 00:04:34,586 who was sponsored? 120 00:04:34,592 --> 00:04:35,976 - Ugh, it's such a bummer, actually. 121 00:04:36,011 --> 00:04:38,181 She couldn't make it 'cause she couldn't get off work. 122 00:04:38,182 --> 00:04:40,692 But enjoy the day. That badge gets you a water. 123 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,017 - Selfies! - All right, beautiful ladies, 124 00:04:42,023 --> 00:04:43,573 thank you so much, that's it. We're gonna go. 125 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:45,068 SINGER: ♪ Work it ♪ - [sighs] 126 00:04:45,071 --> 00:04:46,361 SINGER: Hey! 127 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:52,037 SINGER: ♪ I'm gonna fight like a girl ♪ 128 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,359 - Ooh, those are guns. [chuckles] 129 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,675 SINGER: ♪ Fire in my soul ♪ - Oh. 130 00:04:56,677 --> 00:04:58,847 INTERCOM ANNOUNCER: Attention attendees. 131 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,017 the panel "How to Have it All and More" 132 00:05:01,019 --> 00:05:03,063 starts in ten minutes. 133 00:05:03,098 --> 00:05:05,108 - Hey, there. - Hi. 134 00:05:05,111 --> 00:05:06,861 - [chuckles] Like what you see? 135 00:05:06,864 --> 00:05:10,544 - Yeah, yeah, these are like, uh, little sculptures. 136 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:11,714 - Thank you. 137 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:13,209 I always felt that there was something 138 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:16,930 about mass market sex toys that was gross and embarrassing. 139 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:18,676 - Oh. - Then I created my own 140 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,600 dream vibrators that are beautiful 141 00:05:21,602 --> 00:05:23,062 and powerful. 142 00:05:23,063 --> 00:05:27,413 - Yeah, yeah. And they're $150? 143 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:28,985 - You're worth it. 144 00:05:28,992 --> 00:05:30,627 Orgasms are self-care. 145 00:05:30,662 --> 00:05:33,082 I mean, do you want to cum? 146 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,593 Or do you want to arrive? 147 00:05:34,628 --> 00:05:36,457 - Oh. 148 00:05:36,464 --> 00:05:38,554 Probably both. [laughs] 149 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,647 Cheers. Ding. 150 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:43,312 DIANE: These conferences are almost exclusively 151 00:05:43,347 --> 00:05:45,022 how I connect with the clientele. 152 00:05:45,024 --> 00:05:47,610 It's helped us grow in an exponential way. 153 00:05:47,645 --> 00:05:50,196 And these women, they're so supportive. 154 00:05:50,201 --> 00:05:52,871 - Wow, and so, what exactly is your business? 155 00:05:52,873 --> 00:05:56,303 - Oh, makeup for your legs. - Oh. 156 00:05:56,338 --> 00:05:58,548 - Like to cover the gross skin on your legs. 157 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:02,061 - And so is that a big problem for most women? 158 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:04,152 - Yeah. Maybe the biggest. 159 00:06:04,187 --> 00:06:07,527 I mean, for years I was suffering from, like, 160 00:06:07,562 --> 00:06:09,580 disgusting leg skin. 161 00:06:09,615 --> 00:06:12,365 - Yeah, and so then, do people use this every day? 162 00:06:12,370 --> 00:06:14,580 - Yeah, once it's part of your routine, it's totally easy. 163 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,753 You just have to wait 30 minutes after application 164 00:06:16,754 --> 00:06:18,013 to put your pants on. 165 00:06:18,048 --> 00:06:21,638 - Wow, and so, why would you put makeup on 166 00:06:21,639 --> 00:06:22,912 and then put pants on? 167 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,150 'Cause no one will see it. 168 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:26,645 - Yeah, but you'll have the confidence 169 00:06:26,649 --> 00:06:29,529 of a woman whose disgusting leg skin is covered up. 170 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:32,375 Honestly, it's so much fun. 171 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:34,500 I think you should try it. - Oh. 172 00:06:34,535 --> 00:06:37,917 - May I? - Oh, wow, sure. 173 00:06:37,921 --> 00:06:40,934 DIANE: Ooh. - That's good. 174 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:44,729 - Yeah, your legs are taking the makeup beautifully. 175 00:06:44,764 --> 00:06:46,227 I'm gonna do your feet too. - Oh. 176 00:06:46,229 --> 00:06:47,229 - Okay? 177 00:06:47,231 --> 00:06:49,151 Spread those toes. - Oh! 178 00:06:49,152 --> 00:06:52,162 [upbeat dance music] 179 00:06:52,197 --> 00:06:55,077 ♪ ♪ 180 00:06:55,112 --> 00:06:57,957 [sighs] 181 00:06:57,961 --> 00:06:59,921 Fuck. Chub rub. 182 00:06:59,923 --> 00:07:01,475 ♪ ♪ 183 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:03,010 INSTAGRAMMER: Hey, WAHAM! Go tag the business queen 184 00:07:03,013 --> 00:07:04,784 in your life using the hashtag "biz queen" 185 00:07:04,819 --> 00:07:06,555 to enter to win a free collagen water. 186 00:07:06,562 --> 00:07:07,821 - Oh, my God. 187 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:09,396 INSTAGRAMMER: Studies show that at any given moment 188 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,950 43% to 87% of women are holding back tears. 189 00:07:11,985 --> 00:07:14,487 - No. Which is the bathroom? 190 00:07:14,494 --> 00:07:17,714 SINGER: ♪ Everyone dancing to the beat of a new drum ♪ 191 00:07:17,749 --> 00:07:22,179 ♪ Baby girl, come on, baby girl, come on ♪ 192 00:07:22,214 --> 00:07:27,596 ♪ ♪ 193 00:07:27,604 --> 00:07:29,280 Okay. 194 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,485 [groans loudly] Fuck! 195 00:07:31,486 --> 00:07:33,696 - Uh, are you okay in there? 196 00:07:33,699 --> 00:07:35,909 ANNIE: Oh, uh, yeah. 197 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:38,292 Yeah, it's just-- it's chub rub, 198 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,593 you know? 199 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:41,008 And I was in such a rush this morning 200 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,255 I forgot to put on my shorts. 201 00:07:42,258 --> 00:07:44,928 - Ugh, chub rub, that's the worst. 202 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:47,640 Ugh. Let me see if I have anything. 203 00:07:47,644 --> 00:07:50,444 - Ah, okay! I got a bunch of Band-Aids. 204 00:07:50,479 --> 00:07:52,610 - Oh, I will take it. Thank you. 205 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:54,322 CONNIE: That happened to me once at Disneyland. 206 00:07:54,323 --> 00:07:56,163 I started crying in the line for Space Mountain. 207 00:07:56,198 --> 00:07:57,754 My kids were so freaked out. 208 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,419 - [laughs] - Mulan asked if I was okay! 209 00:08:00,454 --> 00:08:01,629 - Oh, God. 210 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:04,140 Yeah, I feel like with the leg makeup 211 00:08:04,175 --> 00:08:05,385 and the burning thighs, 212 00:08:05,387 --> 00:08:07,727 I may need to get the hell outta here. 213 00:08:07,762 --> 00:08:08,976 [laughs] - Oh, no. 214 00:08:08,978 --> 00:08:10,438 Do you not like WAHAM? 215 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:13,069 - Oh, I mean, it's really impressive, 216 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:15,279 and it's-- it's so big, um, 217 00:08:15,282 --> 00:08:18,622 I just-- I'm not sure that I, like, "get it," you know? 218 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,673 - Connie's been to 11. - [laughs] 219 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,208 - Oh. Why? 220 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:26,303 - I mean it might sound silly, but where I grew up, you know, 221 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:28,659 girl power and feminism and that stuff 222 00:08:28,694 --> 00:08:31,015 weren't such a big thing, you know? 223 00:08:31,022 --> 00:08:32,822 I just didn't know much about it. 224 00:08:32,857 --> 00:08:34,452 - Honestly, same for me. 225 00:08:34,487 --> 00:08:37,327 - Plus, I love to network and engage. 226 00:08:37,362 --> 00:08:40,130 - [laughs] - Okay, what does that mean? 227 00:08:40,165 --> 00:08:42,745 - Networking and engaging is just a lie we tell our husbands 228 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:44,803 so we can come hang out with our friends. 229 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:46,852 [laughing] - Okay, well, that makes sense. 230 00:08:46,887 --> 00:08:48,215 That makes sense. [laughs] 231 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,777 Thanks for the Band-Aids. - Of course. 232 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:52,482 - Oh, my God, did I tell you about my son's therapist? 233 00:08:52,517 --> 00:08:53,792 CONNIE: The one with the big juicy ass? 234 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:55,068 DANIELLE: I'm gonna tell you again. 235 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:57,122 [Connie laughs] 236 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:59,197 SINGER: ♪ This is a revolution ♪ 237 00:08:59,203 --> 00:09:00,672 ♪ ♪ 238 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,957 [birds chirping] 239 00:09:02,961 --> 00:09:07,551 [rock music blares] 240 00:09:07,554 --> 00:09:09,787 - Ho, ho! [horn honking] 241 00:09:09,822 --> 00:09:12,020 Hey, hey! - What's up, baby! 242 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:13,363 - Hey, you guys! 243 00:09:13,398 --> 00:09:16,198 - Dude, remember? - Oh, the Casio! 244 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:17,735 Yes! Ha, ha! 245 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:19,491 [horn honking] [engine revving] 246 00:09:19,493 --> 00:09:21,253 DRIVER: Come on, man, move it. 247 00:09:21,288 --> 00:09:22,577 - Go fuck yourself. 248 00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:24,010 Come on, go. 249 00:09:24,045 --> 00:09:26,965 - All right, everybody has to keep the economy moving. 250 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,427 Let's go. 251 00:09:28,428 --> 00:09:30,388 - Go! - Hey, take it easy! 252 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:32,100 We're having a meeting. We're buddies. 253 00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:34,522 - Sorry you have to go to work. Ha ha ha ha! 254 00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:36,318 - Ha ha ha! [honking] 255 00:09:36,353 --> 00:09:38,112 - Yeah! - Yeah, baby! 256 00:09:38,114 --> 00:09:39,541 Where you going? - What? 257 00:09:39,576 --> 00:09:41,326 - Smoke cigarette at the mall! - Yeah. 258 00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:42,869 - That sounds cool! 259 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,674 - Yeah, Ryan, dude. We will see you again! 260 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,514 - Yes, yes, you will. [honking] 261 00:09:48,549 --> 00:09:51,224 - Whoo! - Yeah! 262 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:53,899 Whoo! [honks horn] 263 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:55,990 Fuck yeah. 264 00:09:56,025 --> 00:09:58,905 [upbeat dance music] 265 00:09:58,906 --> 00:10:00,446 ♪ ♪ 266 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,910 - Here's your free t-shirt. 267 00:10:01,912 --> 00:10:04,212 Please put it on before the keynote begins. 268 00:10:04,247 --> 00:10:06,627 - Oh, uh, well, this won't fit me. 269 00:10:06,662 --> 00:10:09,007 It's a small. - Oh, sure it will. 270 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,309 - Do you maybe have, like, a double XL, or-- 271 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:15,475 - No, but we do have a generous medium. 272 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,282 They are huge. 273 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,067 It's like a dress on me. [laughs] 274 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:21,082 - Oh. 275 00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:24,247 Well, thank you. 276 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,878 - What up, what up, WAHAM? 277 00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:28,379 Hey! [cheers and applause] 278 00:10:28,381 --> 00:10:32,061 Let's get everybody up! Get up, yeah! 279 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:34,305 Everyone up out of your chair! 280 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,602 Okay, seriously, everyone does have to get up. 281 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,895 All right, because Justine's not gonna come out 282 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:41,174 until we're all up with those t-shirts on. 283 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:43,445 All right, and we are participating actively. 284 00:10:43,453 --> 00:10:44,963 We're smiling. 285 00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:48,628 Here we go. Give it up for Justine Kylie! 286 00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:51,641 [cheers and applause] 287 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:56,267 ♪ ♪ 288 00:10:56,270 --> 00:11:00,660 - This is our moment! This is WAHAM! 289 00:11:00,695 --> 00:11:03,025 [cheers and applause] 290 00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:05,254 Please sit down. 291 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,795 With every book, every seminar, 292 00:11:08,796 --> 00:11:11,586 every connection you make here, 293 00:11:11,593 --> 00:11:15,523 we are turning the boardroom into the broad room. 294 00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:19,018 [cheers and applause] 295 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:23,916 Now, I remember being the only young woman at my company, 296 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:29,551 and I remember the moment they hired another female executive, 297 00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:31,166 and a man said to me, 298 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:33,561 "Looks like you finally got some competition." 299 00:11:33,596 --> 00:11:36,596 [disapproving murmurs] And compete with her I did... 300 00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:39,937 Till I got her fired. 301 00:11:39,941 --> 00:11:41,901 Now guess what? 302 00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:44,994 That woman that I got fired is here today. 303 00:11:45,029 --> 00:11:47,455 Give it up for Rebecca! 304 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:49,882 [cheers and applause] 305 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,508 ♪ ♪ 306 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,140 - Fuck. 307 00:11:58,771 --> 00:12:01,651 - You look so incredible. How do you do it? 308 00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:04,282 - Well, I wake up at 4:00 a. m., 309 00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:05,583 I run five miles a day, 310 00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:07,958 and I haven't touched bread in 20 years. 311 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:09,496 Ah! [laughs] 312 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,000 [impressed murmurs] 313 00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:15,013 Except on 9/11 'cause I really needed it. 314 00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:16,855 Okay, who's next? 315 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:19,140 - Hi, Justine. I'm Connie. 316 00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,404 - Oh, Connie girl, good to see you again. 317 00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:22,784 CONNIE: Thank you, um, 318 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:27,329 I quit business school when I had my daughter, 319 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:31,497 and I love being a stay at home mom, 320 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:34,529 but when my husband got laid off, 321 00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:37,556 I had to figure out a way to provide, 322 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:41,357 you know, not just for my daughter... 323 00:12:43,317 --> 00:12:45,867 But for myself. 324 00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:47,945 I... 325 00:12:47,952 --> 00:12:49,872 I needed something more. 326 00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:52,426 So... 327 00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:55,841 I started a stationary company 328 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,478 out of my garage, 329 00:12:57,513 --> 00:13:01,293 but most importantly, coming to these events 330 00:13:01,328 --> 00:13:04,304 have given me some of my best friendships. 331 00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:07,280 Women who've seen me through all of it, 332 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:11,462 so, I just wanted to say thank you and thank you. 333 00:13:11,497 --> 00:13:14,377 Sorry. JUSTINE: No, no, thank you. 334 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,889 Let's give it up for Connie, everybody. 335 00:13:16,924 --> 00:13:20,305 [cheers and applause] 336 00:13:20,308 --> 00:13:22,478 All right, everybody! Up, up, up! 337 00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:23,939 Whoo! 338 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:26,410 Work it, like Sandra over there 339 00:13:26,445 --> 00:13:28,655 who's here making hats for breast cancer patients. 340 00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:31,289 Yes, you go, hat goddess! 341 00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:33,884 All right, dance that feeling 342 00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,469 when you smash the glass ceiling! 343 00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,505 [glass breaks] Whoo! 344 00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:40,940 Yes, yes, yes. Okay. 345 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:45,565 Everybody be your damn self like Annie over here! 346 00:13:45,568 --> 00:13:47,202 Who looks amazing 347 00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,827 even though it's hard to find clothes in her size. 348 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,116 Work it, fat bitch! 349 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:57,347 Whoo, yes! Whoo! 350 00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:58,972 - Are you sure you don't want any of this stuff? 351 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:01,272 - Yeah, I stole it for you guys. 352 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,791 - "Ashwagandha." I think this cures cancer 353 00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:06,276 or it makes your bush fall out, or something. 354 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:07,395 - Oh, shit, I want that, 355 00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:09,664 either for my grandmother or my girlfriend. 356 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:11,659 - I mean, I hate all of this stuff, but I also want it. 357 00:14:11,661 --> 00:14:12,795 Is that wrong? 358 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:15,290 I mean there's literally snake oil in here. 359 00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:17,336 - Oh, my God. [buzzing] 360 00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:19,379 - [barking] - Bonkers! 361 00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:21,387 - This thing'll break your clit off. 362 00:14:21,422 --> 00:14:23,390 I think it's made of real marble. 363 00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:24,874 FRAN: Yeah, so you can feel like 364 00:14:24,909 --> 00:14:26,357 you're fucking the statue of David. 365 00:14:26,392 --> 00:14:27,937 - Okay, thank you. 366 00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:30,074 You don't need to make fun of my research. 367 00:14:30,109 --> 00:14:31,457 All right, I'm a journalist, 368 00:14:31,492 --> 00:14:33,452 and Gabe wants this piece to be good. 369 00:14:33,454 --> 00:14:35,544 That's why I have to write up this thing tonight, 370 00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:37,002 'cause I have to go meet up with my mom 371 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:38,591 for our big talk tomorrow. 372 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,180 - Are you still pissed at her? 373 00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:42,006 - Yeah, I am. 374 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:43,563 But I'm just gonna try and level with her 375 00:14:43,598 --> 00:14:45,018 the way you did with your mom. 376 00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:47,069 - What happened with your mom? Did you get in a fight? 377 00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:48,935 - No, we just got to a breaking point 378 00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:50,824 where we had to be very real with each other, 379 00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,248 but now we're good. 380 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,753 And she texts me, like, 200 times a day. 381 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:55,115 [Emily laughs] 382 00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:57,253 - Yeah, see, that's where I'm trying to get with Vera. 383 00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:58,804 - [laughs] - You know what I mean? 384 00:14:58,839 --> 00:15:01,929 Maybe I'll give her this to soften the blow. 385 00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:03,563 Or this? - Ooh. 386 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,178 - I think this is da winner. 387 00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:08,406 Ooh, I gotta knight your ass. Ding, ding. 388 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,821 - You know, I put some of that snake oil on my crow's feet, 389 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:15,123 and I think it's actually making a difference. 390 00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:17,291 - Yeah, totally. 391 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,721 Um, Mom, could we talk? 392 00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:22,006 - Sure, you know I love girl talk. 393 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,260 - Yeah. 394 00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:26,316 Um, well, this isn't easy, 395 00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:29,941 but I just feel like I never really got any answers 396 00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:32,367 as to, like, why you went to Vancouver. 397 00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,884 - Oh, please, there's nothing to tell. 398 00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:37,366 [laughs] - Yeah, I know you said that, 399 00:15:37,373 --> 00:15:40,528 but I-I feel like obviously there is, right? 400 00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:43,120 And, um, you know, I feel like before you left 401 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:45,678 we were, like, having some very real talks, 402 00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:48,562 and it would be great if we could, like, do that again. 403 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:51,403 - Well, I don't know, honey. We talk all the time. 404 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:53,111 We're talking right now! 405 00:15:53,114 --> 00:15:55,039 - I know, I know. 406 00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:56,719 But Mom, I'm serious. 407 00:15:56,754 --> 00:15:58,365 Like, I want us to try 408 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,054 and be able to be honest with each other, you know? 409 00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:04,506 MARGOT: Is that Vera? - Oh, Margot! 410 00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,602 Annie you remember our neighbor, Margot. 411 00:16:06,637 --> 00:16:08,099 - Yeah, hi. 412 00:16:08,102 --> 00:16:10,196 - Margot, what happened to your neck? 413 00:16:10,231 --> 00:16:13,611 - Oh, well, you know my adult son Jeffery, 414 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,451 the one that's a virgin. 415 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,252 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah. 416 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,747 Yeah, um, he used to babysit me. 417 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,511 - That's right. - [laughs] 418 00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:24,086 - Well, Jeffery rammed me with his truck. 419 00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:26,061 - Oh, he rammed you? 420 00:16:26,096 --> 00:16:27,886 MARGOT: Well, it was an accident, 421 00:16:27,892 --> 00:16:30,312 but he rammed me so hard I about popped my head off. 422 00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:31,693 - [laughs] 423 00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:33,033 Oh. 424 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,108 - You know, a poor guy like Jeff, 425 00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:38,794 he never had a girlfriend, he never had a dollar, 426 00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:41,168 and he rammed right into his mama. 427 00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,763 Right into my rear end. 428 00:16:43,798 --> 00:16:46,758 My trunk is completely trashed. 429 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:48,037 [stifled laughing] 430 00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,312 Well, what's so funny? 431 00:16:49,347 --> 00:16:51,229 - Oh, um-- 432 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:55,110 Annie told me a very funny joke right before you walked up. 433 00:16:55,112 --> 00:16:56,497 - Yeah. 434 00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:57,917 - Oh, well, tell me Annie. 435 00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,792 I could really use a laugh right now. 436 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:01,591 - I don't-- I can't. 437 00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:03,626 It's-- you gotta tell it, Mom. 438 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:06,300 You-- you got it. 439 00:17:06,301 --> 00:17:09,851 - What's, uh, the last thing that you want to hear 440 00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:13,400 after you've given Willie Nelson a blowjob? 441 00:17:13,435 --> 00:17:14,992 - What? 442 00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:17,157 - "I'm not Willie Nelson." 443 00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:20,156 [laughter] 444 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,506 - Oh, I guess I just don't get it. 445 00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:26,773 Maybe Jeffery will. 446 00:17:26,808 --> 00:17:29,005 See you soon, Vera. 447 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,024 - I think Jeffery will get it. - [laughs] 448 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,530 - Oh, my God, where did that come from? 449 00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:40,289 - Your Dad's friend Ron. - Oh, no! 450 00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:42,076 - Oh, Annie, 451 00:17:42,081 --> 00:17:44,671 I don't laugh with anyone like I laugh with you. 452 00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:46,681 - Oh, my God. 453 00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:48,176 - Okay, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-- 454 00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:51,137 so you're firing me because I don't like Andy? 455 00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:53,351 Nobody like Andy! 456 00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:54,905 You suck, dude! 457 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,358 AMADI: Look, man, I'm firing you 458 00:17:56,393 --> 00:17:57,777 because you sliced his tires, 459 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,530 and then you called him the "Anti-Christ." 460 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:00,792 - He is! 461 00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,037 - Yeah, y-you think I don't agree with you? 462 00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:03,328 You think I like Andy? 463 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,426 - Come on, man. I've got kids. 464 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:08,011 If you fire me, I'll have to be with 'em all day. 465 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,388 - That sucks, man, but look, he went to HR. 466 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,638 Okay? My hands are tied. 467 00:18:11,641 --> 00:18:13,901 T- there's nothing I can do. 468 00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:16,015 - [cries] 469 00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:18,495 - Hey, come on, man. Are you all right? 470 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,700 - We were friends. Does that not matter to you? 471 00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:24,757 - It matters to me. I'm so-- 472 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,752 Keep your head up, dude. You don't have to do that. 473 00:18:26,754 --> 00:18:29,934 - [crying] 474 00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:34,388 - Um, hey everyone. 475 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:35,904 Uh, I just wanted to take a moment 476 00:18:35,939 --> 00:18:38,189 to say that today is a very special day. 477 00:18:38,193 --> 00:18:41,663 It is officially, Amadi's first firing, so-- 478 00:18:41,698 --> 00:18:42,869 AMADI: Ruthie. 479 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,505 - Let's-- let's-- let's give it up. 480 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:49,510 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ AMADI: Ruthie. 481 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,718 - ♪ Happy bir-- - Hey, Amadi. 482 00:18:50,719 --> 00:18:51,969 AMADI: Hey. 483 00:18:51,971 --> 00:18:53,641 You got any advice on how to fire somebody 484 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:54,942 without feeling like shit? 485 00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,897 - Oh, that's tough, 'cause I really enjoy that. 486 00:18:56,898 --> 00:18:58,688 Could you do me a favor? 487 00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:02,033 Could you tell Annie that her article is boring and soulless? 488 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,543 - No, that's creative. That's your department. 489 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,918 - What? Fuck you. I said it was a favor. 490 00:19:06,953 --> 00:19:08,628 - All right, easy. GABE: God. 491 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,630 All right, send her in when she gets here. 492 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:12,264 - Yeah. God damn. 493 00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:18,694 - ♪ Feliz Navidad to you ♪ 494 00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:23,445 - I mean, Annie, 495 00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:26,039 clearly, what you wrote sucks. 496 00:19:26,074 --> 00:19:28,593 It's terrible. It's boring. 497 00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:31,548 - Well, you're the one who told me not to editorialize. 498 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:34,521 - You wrote the word "She-E-O" without irony or commentary. 499 00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:35,975 Are you dead? 500 00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:39,896 What do you really feel about this Woman Moment thing? 501 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,450 You, Annie. ANNIE: I don't know. 502 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,026 It was, um... 503 00:19:45,244 --> 00:19:47,338 Inspiring, I guess? 504 00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,552 And demented. - "Demented, I guess?" 505 00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,257 What've you been hanging out in the Clackamas Town Center? 506 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,102 What's with this jargon? 507 00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:57,307 - I-- it just-- it made me think that there's a reason 508 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,445 that men don't need to be, like, 509 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,534 constantly told that they're powerful. 510 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:05,489 It's because they're in power. - Okay, and with women? 511 00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:08,122 - And women, I mean, we're, like, 512 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,383 screaming in huge pink letters that we're powerful 513 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,759 just to try and convince ourselves, you know? 514 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,100 And-- and all the statistics that they gave 515 00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:19,307 about how bad things are for women, 516 00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:21,322 it's, like, it's a thousand times worse 517 00:20:21,357 --> 00:20:22,946 if you're a woman who can't afford 518 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:25,275 to be slathered in $100 oils. 519 00:20:25,282 --> 00:20:27,332 - Okay. So it's a con. 520 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:31,426 - Yes, but there were also all these women there 521 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:34,301 who were genuinely really getting something out of it. 522 00:20:34,336 --> 00:20:36,390 But to me, it just felt like it was about money. 523 00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:38,598 - Okay. We're getting somewhere. 524 00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:40,311 Monetizing feminism. Right? 525 00:20:40,312 --> 00:20:43,442 - Yes, exactly, and women are made to feel so insecure 526 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,620 and then each insecurity 527 00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:47,365 is like a new opportunity to make more money. 528 00:20:47,368 --> 00:20:49,170 - It's sad. - Yes. 529 00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:52,455 And all day, all they talked about was self-care, 530 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,515 but it's not taking care of yourself 531 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:58,180 to agree that you're ugly and you need to be fixed. 532 00:20:58,181 --> 00:20:59,273 - Okay. 533 00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:02,768 Okay, so what is a moment of true self-care 534 00:21:02,774 --> 00:21:05,154 if you strip everything away here? 535 00:21:05,189 --> 00:21:07,373 What's an example? 536 00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:11,078 - Well, I mean, if I'm being honest, like, 537 00:21:11,082 --> 00:21:13,882 the first thing that I think of 538 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:16,466 is my abortion, you know? 539 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,980 I mean, that was care. 540 00:21:19,015 --> 00:21:21,895 I had to in the moment evaluate what I wanted, 541 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,396 and take care of myself, 542 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,738 and then all the women that were there that took care of me. 543 00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:28,583 - Well, thanks for telling me. 544 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:31,118 I mean, this is totally your call, 545 00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:35,212 but you could, you know, put that in the article. 546 00:21:35,214 --> 00:21:39,434 - Yeah, I mean I'm-- I'm not afraid to, it's just the truth. 547 00:21:39,469 --> 00:21:41,560 - Well, then go do it. 548 00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:43,480 - Okay. Great. 549 00:21:43,515 --> 00:21:44,865 Yeah. 550 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:48,030 Thanks, Gabe, I actually feel like we really, like, 551 00:21:48,031 --> 00:21:49,785 worked it out together in a nice way-- 552 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:51,679 - Yeah, let's not stretch this out. 553 00:21:51,714 --> 00:21:53,539 - Yeah, totally. GABE: Really ruin it. 554 00:21:53,543 --> 00:21:56,093 - Okay, well, um, thank you so much. 555 00:21:56,128 --> 00:21:59,679 And um, this-- really awesome. 556 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,220 Really, really, really great. 557 00:22:03,688 --> 00:22:06,441 - Wow, sounds like it went really great in there. 558 00:22:06,476 --> 00:22:09,195 - Yeah, it actually really did. It was great. 559 00:22:09,198 --> 00:22:12,658 - Well, just know that if you try and replace me 560 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,633 as Gabe's best girl, 561 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,458 I'm gonna go to your desk and find something 562 00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:18,132 that means a lot to you, 563 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:20,303 and I'm gonna bludgeon you to death with it. 564 00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:22,434 - Very cool. RYAN: Holy shit! 565 00:22:22,469 --> 00:22:24,119 - Yeah. [laughs] 566 00:22:24,154 --> 00:22:25,770 - Ryan? - Annie! 567 00:22:25,773 --> 00:22:27,839 I got a job! - What? 568 00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:29,905 - I got a job here too. 569 00:22:29,907 --> 00:22:31,787 - Yeah, he said that you were askin' him to get a job, 570 00:22:31,822 --> 00:22:33,325 and we had an opening, so. 571 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:37,046 - I'm officially a distro guy now. 572 00:22:37,081 --> 00:22:39,126 - Um, that's... 573 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,981 That's great. 574 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:44,266 - Come here. Come on. 575 00:22:44,268 --> 00:22:46,768 - Oh, yes. - Ho-ho-hey-hey! 576 00:22:46,774 --> 00:22:48,923 RYAN: Oh, fuck. ANNIE: I don't think-- 577 00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:51,073 - Not in the office! RYAN: [sighs] Sorry. 578 00:22:51,074 --> 00:22:52,414 - Privacy of your own home, go nuts. 579 00:22:52,449 --> 00:22:53,544 - Of course. 580 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:54,919 - Do whatever the fuck you guys want. 581 00:22:54,954 --> 00:22:56,625 RYAN: Oh. ANNIE: Mmm. 582 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:58,337 - All right, guys, let's fill this paperwork out. 583 00:22:58,338 --> 00:22:59,628 RYAN: See you soon. - Mm-hmm. 584 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:02,660 - Nosies. This is so fun. 585 00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:05,687 AMADI: Let's go! [laughter] 586 00:23:05,722 --> 00:23:07,530 RYAN: Yeah! 587 00:23:07,565 --> 00:23:11,735 ["Cuz I Love You" by Lizzo plays] 588 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:16,330 ♪ Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya ♪ 589 00:23:16,332 --> 00:23:18,260 ♪ Never been in love before ♪ 590 00:23:18,295 --> 00:23:20,675 ♪ What the fuck are fucking feelings, yo? ♪ 591 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:22,795 ♪ Once upon a time, I was a ho ♪ 592 00:23:22,804 --> 00:23:25,107 ♪ I don't even wanna ho no mo' ♪ 593 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,272 ♪ Got you something from the liquor store ♪ 594 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:29,571 ♪ Little bit of Lizzo and some Mo ♪ 595 00:23:29,606 --> 00:23:31,662 ♪ Tryna open up a little mo' ♪ 596 00:23:31,697 --> 00:23:34,827 ♪ Sorry if my heart a little slow ♪ 597 00:23:34,828 --> 00:23:38,751 ♪ I thought that I didn't care ♪ 598 00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:42,675 ♪ I thought I was love-impaired ♪ 599 00:23:42,677 --> 00:23:45,012 ♪ But baby ♪ 600 00:23:45,047 --> 00:23:47,347 ♪ Baby ♪ 601 00:23:47,353 --> 00:23:52,613 ♪ I don't know what I'm gon' do ♪ 602 00:23:52,614 --> 00:23:57,374 ♪ I'm cryin' 'cause I love you ♪ 603 00:23:57,409 --> 00:23:59,521 ♪ ♪ 604 00:23:59,556 --> 00:24:01,633 ♪ Oh ♪