1 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:10,402 - I really loved the pieces you submitted in your application. 2 00:00:10,437 --> 00:00:12,645 That troll piece was fascinating. 3 00:00:12,651 --> 00:00:14,661 So insightful. - Thank you. 4 00:00:14,696 --> 00:00:17,616 Yeah, I've really tried to push myself this past month, 5 00:00:17,619 --> 00:00:20,539 and, you know, this is the kind of in-depth stuff 6 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,384 I could've never done at "The Thorn." 7 00:00:22,419 --> 00:00:25,299 - It is really impressive to me that someone so young 8 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,520 has such a clearly defined voice. 9 00:00:27,555 --> 00:00:31,475 - Whew, I'm impressed by everything about you. 10 00:00:31,479 --> 00:00:34,569 [chuckles] I-I mean, I would love to work for you. 11 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:36,614 And I'm kind of a workaholic. 12 00:00:36,649 --> 00:00:38,659 Like, if I'm not busy, I'm sad. 13 00:00:38,661 --> 00:00:40,212 [laughter] 14 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:42,627 - Well, you are a great essayist. 15 00:00:42,662 --> 00:00:44,337 But unfortunately, Annie, 16 00:00:44,338 --> 00:00:45,878 I do not think "The Bridgetown Tribune" 17 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:48,103 would be a good fit for you. - Oh. 18 00:00:48,138 --> 00:00:51,058 - I mean, a daily newspaper is a totally different animal, 19 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,520 and we're looking for a beat reporter 20 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:55,409 with a lot of experience. 21 00:00:55,444 --> 00:00:58,034 But I would love to offer you an internship. 22 00:00:58,069 --> 00:01:00,963 Though I should mention it's unpaid. 23 00:01:00,998 --> 00:01:02,535 - Oh, fuck. - Mm. 24 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:06,682 - Um, it's just that-- that sounds so nice. 25 00:01:06,717 --> 00:01:09,675 I just-- I also need money. 26 00:01:09,681 --> 00:01:13,191 - Well, typically, our interns get another job to earn money. 27 00:01:13,226 --> 00:01:17,361 - Okay, but this was me getting a job for money. 28 00:01:17,396 --> 00:01:21,461 Um, you know, I've been submitting everywhere, 29 00:01:21,496 --> 00:01:23,496 and I assumed that something would lead to something, 30 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,461 but it's really led to nothing, 31 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:29,052 and it's been a-- it's been a bad month. 32 00:01:29,053 --> 00:01:33,273 So could you please just let me work here? 33 00:01:33,308 --> 00:01:35,269 For money? 34 00:01:36,484 --> 00:01:39,664 - I'm gonna say good-bye, okay? 35 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:42,504 - Yeah. Um-- 36 00:01:42,539 --> 00:01:44,669 - And thank you for coming in. 37 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,315 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:49,927 - That was-- that was bad. 39 00:01:49,928 --> 00:01:51,062 [sighs] 40 00:01:51,097 --> 00:01:54,097 [upbeat music] 41 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:56,483 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:56,518 --> 00:01:58,828 - [sighs] 43 00:01:58,863 --> 00:02:01,163 - Make sure you face the labels out. 44 00:02:01,198 --> 00:02:02,869 - You don't work here anymore. 45 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:05,251 - Doesn't mean I can't, like, hang out and help. 46 00:02:05,286 --> 00:02:07,470 - Well, it kind of does, actually. 47 00:02:07,505 --> 00:02:09,715 And Dave doesn't want you touching the shelves, so... 48 00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:12,157 - I worked here for five years, okay? 49 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:14,597 My blood is all over these shelves. 50 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:15,945 - All right, cool. 51 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,530 - I think I can touch whatever I want. 52 00:02:17,565 --> 00:02:19,025 Fuckin' Dave. 53 00:02:19,028 --> 00:02:20,318 - You have to find somewhere else to be. 54 00:02:20,322 --> 00:02:21,532 How about that? 55 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,536 Because you can't be here anymore. 56 00:02:23,571 --> 00:02:25,539 - Ryan, you don't work here anymore. 57 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:27,426 - Oh. 58 00:02:27,461 --> 00:02:30,091 - Which makes me the customer, which means I'm always right. 59 00:02:30,126 --> 00:02:32,102 - You have to leave. 60 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:33,967 - Mike was stacking the cans wrong. 61 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:36,417 - I don't give a shit. This is my business! 62 00:02:36,452 --> 00:02:38,860 Now get out of here before I call the cops... 63 00:02:38,895 --> 00:02:40,836 or your mom. 64 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:42,777 MIKE: See? 65 00:02:42,784 --> 00:02:45,464 [Muzak playing] 66 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,090 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,835 DAVE: Make sure the labels are facing out. 68 00:02:48,838 --> 00:02:51,258 - I know. Yeah, they're-- I will-- they will. 69 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,598 - Mom? 70 00:02:57,564 --> 00:02:59,074 Dad? 71 00:03:03,576 --> 00:03:04,996 Hello? 72 00:03:07,124 --> 00:03:10,555 [THICK's "So Sick"] 73 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,760 SINGER: ♪ Ask your dad, ask your dad ♪ 74 00:03:12,795 --> 00:03:16,023 ♪ To pay my rent ♪ 75 00:03:16,058 --> 00:03:19,147 ♪ Maybe we should hang out ♪ 76 00:03:19,182 --> 00:03:22,236 ♪ We should all be friends ♪ 77 00:03:22,237 --> 00:03:24,157 - Holy shit. 78 00:03:24,158 --> 00:03:31,128 ♪ ♪ 79 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,475 - Okay, listen to this. 80 00:03:37,476 --> 00:03:39,271 Maureen tells everybody that her uncle 81 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,066 came up with the ideas for Hooters 82 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:43,161 and that his name is Fred Hooters. 83 00:03:43,196 --> 00:03:45,791 - See, this is the kind of scorching-hot gossip 84 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:49,076 that I can't believe I only get it, like, every few weeks now. 85 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,963 - Yeah, but you're doing good, though, right? 86 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:54,011 - Um, it's definitely different 87 00:03:54,046 --> 00:03:55,639 than I thought it would be. 88 00:03:55,674 --> 00:03:57,230 But I'm-- I'm good. 89 00:03:57,265 --> 00:03:59,015 I'm really good. I, uh... 90 00:03:59,019 --> 00:04:01,529 I just had an interview at "The Bridgetown Tribune." 91 00:04:01,564 --> 00:04:03,645 - Oh. - And it was great. 92 00:04:03,654 --> 00:04:06,414 It was great, and I think it's gonna happen. 93 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:07,699 - That's great. 94 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:09,380 - Yeah, but who cares about that? 95 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,375 I want to hear about the big promotion. 96 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,127 - Ah, well, it's mostly just taking care 97 00:04:13,131 --> 00:04:14,631 of people's dumb shit. 98 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:16,805 Like, Andy came to my desk four times today. 99 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,977 He wanted to go home 'cause his tooth fell out. 100 00:04:19,012 --> 00:04:20,056 - What? - Yeah. 101 00:04:20,061 --> 00:04:21,905 I let him go. - Ugh. 102 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,280 I miss everybody, like, a lot more than I thought I would. 103 00:04:24,315 --> 00:04:26,540 - We miss you, too. Oh, you know what? 104 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:29,245 You should come to Ruthie's birthday party. 105 00:04:29,246 --> 00:04:31,286 It's gonna be at the Oaks Park skating rink. 106 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:33,592 - Oh. - Studio 54 theme. 107 00:04:33,627 --> 00:04:34,669 - Wow. 108 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:36,350 "1970s dress code. 109 00:04:36,385 --> 00:04:39,095 Must have"... BOTH: "Full bush." 110 00:04:39,099 --> 00:04:40,599 - Full bush. - Wow. Wow. 111 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:43,023 This is actually very much my kind of party. 112 00:04:43,024 --> 00:04:44,659 - Yeah? 113 00:04:44,694 --> 00:04:46,534 You should come rub your success in everyone's face. 114 00:04:46,569 --> 00:04:48,124 - [laughing] Oh. Yeah, definitely. 115 00:04:48,159 --> 00:04:51,419 Oh, um, actually, I'm gonna cover this, 116 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:53,165 because we're actually celebrating 117 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:55,259 a very important promotion. 118 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,756 So I have $3 here, 119 00:04:57,762 --> 00:05:00,733 and then I have this gift card, and it does-- 120 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,188 it says RadioShack, but it's actually very good anywhere. 121 00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:04,649 You can use it. - Oh, you know what? 122 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,401 Actually, why don't you let me get this? 123 00:05:06,403 --> 00:05:10,253 I can expense this 'cause I am the boss now. 124 00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:11,630 - Wow. 125 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:14,625 That's extremely fancy and really nice. 126 00:05:14,629 --> 00:05:16,089 - Yeah, you're welcome. 127 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:19,220 - I'll, uh... I can leave... 128 00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:21,273 the tip. 129 00:05:21,308 --> 00:05:22,518 - It's a origami duck. 130 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,873 - [laughs] - Nice. 131 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:25,226 [women laughing] 132 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:27,244 - Wait, you want us to believe 133 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,319 that the woman who called me a prude bitch 134 00:05:29,324 --> 00:05:31,754 for never being in an orgy hasn't had sex in a month? 135 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:34,206 - Not a soul, not even a soulless being. 136 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,713 I haven't even fucked a ghost. 137 00:05:35,748 --> 00:05:37,180 - Okay, and we're using "ghost" 138 00:05:37,215 --> 00:05:39,715 as, like, a code word for masturbation, right? 139 00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:42,481 I'm just trying to understand how dire the situation is. 140 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,475 - Well, I haven't hooked up with anyone in a month, 141 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:46,779 and I'm masturbating tastefully and sparingly. 142 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,161 - Oof. - Oh. 143 00:05:48,196 --> 00:05:50,066 - Okay, you're braiding too tight. 144 00:05:50,074 --> 00:05:52,204 Please don't take your sexual repression out on my scalp. 145 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:53,881 - Okay, there's no repression. 146 00:05:53,916 --> 00:05:55,956 I've just been hooking up with people since I was 15. 147 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:57,971 It feels good to finally get off the roller coaster. 148 00:05:58,006 --> 00:05:59,465 - I got off on a roller coaster once. 149 00:05:59,468 --> 00:06:00,468 [door opens] - Tacky. 150 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:02,063 - I'm sorry. I need help. 151 00:06:02,098 --> 00:06:03,650 I'm so nervous about this party, 152 00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:06,265 and I've been jamming on teen YouTube tutorials 153 00:06:06,273 --> 00:06:08,535 for about two hours now, 154 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:11,080 and I'm concerned that I'm starting to look 155 00:06:11,115 --> 00:06:12,655 like the queen of the raccoons. 156 00:06:12,662 --> 00:06:14,206 - Okay, just let me do your hair 157 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,716 and don't try to do it yourself. 158 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,261 - Oh, good. I'm gonna get me some more damn wine. 159 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:19,876 - Oh, me too, please. 160 00:06:19,884 --> 00:06:22,104 - I love when I get to be your little gorgeous baby doll. 161 00:06:22,139 --> 00:06:23,637 - Oh, and don't call yourself that. 162 00:06:23,642 --> 00:06:25,527 - Why? [laughter] 163 00:06:25,562 --> 00:06:27,862 - Annie, what do you think of Fran's record-long dry spell? 164 00:06:27,897 --> 00:06:30,358 - No, wrong. It's only a dry spell if you're thirsty. 165 00:06:30,363 --> 00:06:33,075 - I feel like it was very hard with the Vic shit, you know? 166 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,787 Like, if she wants to take a break, she should do that. 167 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:38,591 - Okay, yes, but I'm moving on to the next stage of my life, 168 00:06:38,626 --> 00:06:40,361 which means no more emotionally destroying 169 00:06:40,396 --> 00:06:42,096 all of the women in the Pacific Northwest. 170 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:43,480 [laughter] 171 00:06:43,515 --> 00:06:44,885 And, Annie, how do you feel 172 00:06:44,892 --> 00:06:46,479 about adding about 4 pounds more hair? 173 00:06:46,514 --> 00:06:48,067 - Oh, yes, I very much want to look 174 00:06:48,102 --> 00:06:49,315 like a horse in heat. 175 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:51,318 - A gorgeous horse in heat. - Ooh. 176 00:06:55,079 --> 00:06:56,749 [disco music playing] - Oh, wow! 177 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,000 RYAN: You didn't tell me this was gonna be '70s themed. 178 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,224 - Yeah, I mean, why are you dressed like that? 179 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:02,987 - 'Cause this is the way I dress. 180 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:04,716 - Hey! What the fucking shit is this? 181 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,985 - Oh, God. Ruthie, I'm sorry. 182 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,490 Amadi told me about your party, so I thought it was okay. 183 00:07:10,525 --> 00:07:12,525 - I'm just-- I'm just fucking with you. 184 00:07:12,531 --> 00:07:14,073 Scaring people makes me horny. 185 00:07:14,108 --> 00:07:15,616 [gasps] Wow, it's my birthday. 186 00:07:15,621 --> 00:07:17,673 Did you bring me a gift? 187 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:20,508 - Oh, no, the invitation said "no gifts." 188 00:07:20,543 --> 00:07:22,126 - Give me your earrings. - Oh. 189 00:07:22,133 --> 00:07:24,643 Well, these are actually my mom's from college. 190 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,179 - [laughs] "Mom's from college." 191 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:29,313 A woman belongs in the home, especially a mom. 192 00:07:29,314 --> 00:07:30,532 - Wow. 193 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:32,912 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 194 00:07:32,947 --> 00:07:35,327 Yeah, actually, that could have been so much worse. 195 00:07:35,362 --> 00:07:37,036 But I think tonight I'll be okay. 196 00:07:37,038 --> 00:07:39,708 [people shouting indistinctly] - What's wrong with you? 197 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,063 - Hey, chill. Chill. 198 00:07:41,098 --> 00:07:42,416 - A claw machine. 199 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:43,600 Cool! 200 00:07:43,635 --> 00:07:45,805 - Yeah, those are the distro guys. 201 00:07:45,806 --> 00:07:47,766 They actually deliver the papers. 202 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,612 They're really nice. 203 00:07:49,647 --> 00:07:52,632 You should go claw with them if you want. 204 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:55,617 - Oh, no. I'm-- I'm here for you tonight. 205 00:07:55,652 --> 00:07:56,907 - Aw. 206 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,643 I- I actually feel good. 207 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,375 Honestly, like, I feel fine. 208 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:03,586 And I see my buds. I'm good. 209 00:08:03,592 --> 00:08:05,392 Yeah, go. Go claw it up. 210 00:08:05,427 --> 00:08:07,426 - Okay. All right. 211 00:08:07,432 --> 00:08:09,482 [people shouting indistinctly] 212 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:11,477 - Whoa-ho! [Ryan laughs] 213 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:13,111 PLAYER: Come on! RYAN: Damn. 214 00:08:13,146 --> 00:08:14,610 [groovy music] 215 00:08:14,614 --> 00:08:17,914 SINGER: ♪ I wanna tell you today ♪ 216 00:08:17,949 --> 00:08:21,502 ♪ I wanna tell you today ♪ 217 00:08:21,537 --> 00:08:22,761 - Hey, Annie. 218 00:08:22,796 --> 00:08:23,916 - There she is. ANNIE: Oh, hi! 219 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:25,141 - Annie! 220 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:26,561 Okay, I have to ask you a favor. 221 00:08:26,596 --> 00:08:28,096 Can you please guard the ladies' room 222 00:08:28,098 --> 00:08:30,188 so I can have sex with my husband, the boss, 223 00:08:30,223 --> 00:08:31,936 in one of the stalls? 224 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,201 - Uh, sorry, what is happening? 225 00:08:34,236 --> 00:08:36,986 - Cindy's very into me since the promotion, sex-wise. 226 00:08:36,991 --> 00:08:39,001 I tried to tell her I don't even have a wall in my office. 227 00:08:39,036 --> 00:08:40,325 It's just, like, a stack of books. 228 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:41,883 - Okay, whatever. 229 00:08:41,918 --> 00:08:45,613 You're making more money, and now I can get an SUV. 230 00:08:45,648 --> 00:08:49,308 Ooh, Annie, speaking of new big things, "The Tribune"? 231 00:08:49,343 --> 00:08:51,517 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, "The Tribune." 232 00:08:51,521 --> 00:08:52,981 It's-- it's gonna be great. 233 00:08:52,982 --> 00:08:54,825 - Well, Amadi was worried 234 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:56,950 that it was gonna be rough for you after you left, 235 00:08:56,985 --> 00:08:59,502 and I just said, "Shut up, loser. 236 00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:03,247 This is Annie, and she is gonna make it happen." 237 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,512 - Oh, yeah. I'm gonna make it happen. 238 00:09:05,547 --> 00:09:07,507 And I'm feeling good. 239 00:09:07,511 --> 00:09:09,261 And I'm gonna have a fucking great night. 240 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:11,108 [laughs] - Yes! 241 00:09:11,143 --> 00:09:15,363 And you and Amadi are gonna fucking run this stupid city. 242 00:09:15,398 --> 00:09:16,547 - [laughs] - Okay. 243 00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:17,696 ANNIE: Wow, whoo! 244 00:09:17,698 --> 00:09:18,832 [laughing] 245 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,577 SINGER: ♪ Love ♪ 246 00:09:20,579 --> 00:09:23,539 ♪ Love will keep us together ♪ 247 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,011 - Oh. 248 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:26,756 MATTEO: You're like the male Cruella de Vil. 249 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:28,298 - Okay. 250 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:31,982 - But don't be mad, because your outfit... 251 00:09:32,017 --> 00:09:33,516 incroyable! 252 00:09:33,521 --> 00:09:35,273 - Well, thank you. I appreciate that. 253 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,026 These are actually my own clothes. 254 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:38,868 - Did you wear it to party at Club 54? 255 00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:41,195 - It's called Studio 54. 256 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:43,255 What did you think, I was ten years old 257 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:46,090 going from Little League to doing lines with Halston? 258 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:47,890 - Who's that? GABE: [laughs] 259 00:09:47,925 --> 00:09:49,295 Plus, your clothes are all wrong. 260 00:09:49,302 --> 00:09:51,140 They're all from the fuckin' '90s. 261 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,979 Rollerblades didn't exist in the '70s. 262 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:55,530 - Well, neither did we, 263 00:09:55,565 --> 00:09:57,525 but, um, I don't know, we just thought 264 00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:59,198 it was, like, old and vintage. 265 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,540 - Like you. 266 00:10:00,575 --> 00:10:02,575 - Um, what the fuck is this music? 267 00:10:02,579 --> 00:10:04,172 Is this, like, a joke song or something? 268 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:07,167 - It's Captain & Tennille, you pieces of shit. 269 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,778 - [laughs] 270 00:10:09,813 --> 00:10:12,386 [both laugh] 271 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:15,440 - I-I got you a White Russian. 272 00:10:15,475 --> 00:10:17,478 - Oh, Maureen, thank you. 273 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,202 [chuckles] Wow. 274 00:10:19,237 --> 00:10:23,037 - Well, I actually kissed a white Russian man in 2007. 275 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:24,826 I- I mean I assume he was Russian 276 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,212 'cause he didn't say a word. 277 00:10:26,247 --> 00:10:27,553 - Wow. - It's-- yeah. 278 00:10:27,588 --> 00:10:29,878 - That's cool. You know, I might-- 279 00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:32,061 - So, you know, it's so fun, 280 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:35,516 just two gal pals in the city talking sex. 281 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,155 - Mm! 282 00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:38,700 - Yeah. - But, you know... 283 00:10:38,735 --> 00:10:41,445 Uh, you're my hero for quitting like you did. 284 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:43,242 No one stands up to Gabe like that, 285 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:45,037 and it meant a lot to a bunch of us. 286 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:47,749 - Oh, um, well, thank you. 287 00:10:47,753 --> 00:10:49,379 Thanks for saying that. 288 00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:51,005 That-- that means a lot. 289 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:52,719 - So what's been going on? 290 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:55,024 - Uh... 291 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:57,613 I got a job at "The Tribune." 292 00:10:57,648 --> 00:11:00,608 Uh, I'm gonna cover local politics... 293 00:11:00,612 --> 00:11:02,706 I think, so... 294 00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:04,791 - I knew you'd do something amazing. 295 00:11:04,826 --> 00:11:06,577 - Yeah. 296 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,712 - Hey, hey, did I ever tell you about the time my brother 297 00:11:08,747 --> 00:11:10,631 tried to wear a top hat to high school? 298 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:12,851 It's long but worth it. 299 00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:15,846 - Oh, I-I want to hear that, but I just-- 300 00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:18,231 I finished my drink, so I might get a freshie. 301 00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:19,980 You know? - Okay, cool. 302 00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:23,164 You know, it was actually not my brother-- it was me. 303 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:26,496 My brother wore a cowboy hat. He looked hot. 304 00:11:26,531 --> 00:11:27,840 ♪ ♪ 305 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,745 REGGIE: Come on, I believe in you. 306 00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,593 I'll knock you and throw you down the fucking stairs 307 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,852 like my fuckin' dad did-- let's go! 308 00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:35,967 BEAU: You got this. You're a modern-day Jesus Christ. 309 00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:37,484 Now just bring us home. 310 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:38,979 - Oh, there's a Casio watch right there! 311 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,991 - Where? What? 312 00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:42,736 - Right by the stuffed cell phone and the big-eyed baby cat. 313 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:44,828 There's a fucking Casio watch! - It's too stacked. 314 00:11:44,863 --> 00:11:46,325 I don't think I can get in there. 315 00:11:46,328 --> 00:11:47,618 - Stop thinking that way! 316 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,938 Stop with the stinking thinking 317 00:11:48,973 --> 00:11:50,253 and start with the money thinking. 318 00:11:50,288 --> 00:11:51,252 PLAYER: Come on! - All right? 319 00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:53,098 Now go! Go! 320 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:54,513 We love you! PLAYER: We love you! 321 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,157 PLAYER 2: You're awesome! 322 00:11:56,192 --> 00:11:57,767 [all groan] It's okay. 323 00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,311 It's okay. It's okay. 324 00:11:59,346 --> 00:12:00,855 - I suck! - Hey! 325 00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:04,107 You are not a loser! - Do not! 326 00:12:04,113 --> 00:12:06,324 - But you are acting like one! - Yes! 327 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,536 Get your ass back in the game, dude. 328 00:12:08,539 --> 00:12:10,959 SINGER: ♪ Hold on ♪ 329 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,096 ♪ Babe, you got to hold on ♪ 330 00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:16,561 - So Andy's going by DJ Pussyhound now? 331 00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:18,425 That guy's a nasty little freak. 332 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,023 RUTHIE: Everybody, listen up. This is an emergency. 333 00:12:21,058 --> 00:12:23,116 [music stops] 334 00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:27,241 There is an active shooter in the skating rink right now. 335 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:31,341 [chuckles] That active shooter is me... 336 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,676 because I'm about to blow your fucking minds off. 337 00:12:34,711 --> 00:12:37,135 [cheers and applause] 338 00:12:37,138 --> 00:12:40,518 Thank you all so much for being here. 339 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,400 I know that I may be turning 24 340 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:45,860 and I may look 16, 341 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,749 but my wish 342 00:12:47,784 --> 00:12:50,725 is to be as wise and amazing 343 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,666 as the oldest person I know, 344 00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:56,141 my gay grandpa, Gabe. 345 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,716 - [laughs] Fuck you, honey. 346 00:12:57,721 --> 00:12:59,431 RUTHIE: Kill yourself. 347 00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:01,705 DJ, play my backing track? 348 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,979 [electronic music playing] 349 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,403 ♪ The day I was born, my mother felt a pain ♪ 350 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:08,834 ♪ Like the Devil was trying to run a train ♪ 351 00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,706 ♪ On her genitalianus ♪ 352 00:13:10,741 --> 00:13:12,245 - Oh. 353 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,999 - ♪ I tore my mom from end to end to end ♪ 354 00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:16,173 ♪ I tore my mom from receive to send ♪ 355 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,304 ♪ I tore my mom from end to end to end ♪ 356 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,393 [cake splats] MAUREEN: Shit. 357 00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:21,598 [crowd gasps] 358 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:26,242 [voice breaking] My perfect moment is ruined. 359 00:13:26,277 --> 00:13:27,871 [mic thuds, whines] 360 00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:30,076 MAUREEN: I'm-- I'm sorry. 361 00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:35,712 [Lipps Inc.'s "Funkytown" playing] 362 00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:38,303 - So what-- what are you up to? 363 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:41,221 - Uh... I'm great, Angus. 364 00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:43,944 - Cool, but, like, what-- what are you doing now? 365 00:13:43,979 --> 00:13:45,648 - Fuck, man, I'm fucking good. 366 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:49,410 Tell everybody I'm fucking great, man. 367 00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,867 Fuck! 368 00:13:51,871 --> 00:13:54,340 Fuck. 369 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,085 RUTHIE: Hey, really enjoy that. 370 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:58,797 That's the last bag my dealer sold me before she died. 371 00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:00,301 - Oh. 372 00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:02,691 - [hisses] Fuck. RUTHIE: Oh. 373 00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:04,856 - Fuck this whole night. - Oh, hey, Gabe. 374 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:06,355 Do you want us to clear out of here 375 00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:08,317 so you can take your trademark tiny shit? 376 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,955 - Very funny. 377 00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:12,434 Oh, Jesus, I love drugs. - Oh, pee-pee. 378 00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:14,840 Oh, Gabe. FRIEND: Hey, be careful, dude. 379 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,665 FRIEND 2: Whoa. FRIEND: Dude, that's ketamine. 380 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,305 GABE: Mm-hmm. RUTHIE: Uh, yeah. 381 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,140 Think about how much coke you would normally do 382 00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:21,385 and do, like, a tenth of that. 383 00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:24,847 - Please, honey. I invented drugs. 384 00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:26,403 Here we go. [sniffs] 385 00:14:26,438 --> 00:14:27,437 [coughs] 386 00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:28,651 Oh. [coughs] 387 00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:30,078 RUTHIE: Oh, my God. 388 00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:33,293 Um, you are about to go into a K hole. 389 00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:34,746 - What's that? 390 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,341 - [sighs] 391 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,676 - A K hole is the darkest place in the world, 392 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,100 where you're fully paralyzed 393 00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:43,595 because you've done too much ketamine. 394 00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:46,059 - No, the '80s was the darkest place in the world. 395 00:14:46,062 --> 00:14:47,362 This I can handle. 396 00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:51,663 PLAYER: Take the dog away from the Casio. 397 00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:52,697 - Ryan. 398 00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:53,804 - Yeah. - Come on. 399 00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:54,908 - Ryan. - Shake it up. 400 00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:56,894 - [gasps] - Oh, Annie! 401 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,875 - Annie sauce! - Ha ha ha. 402 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,879 You did not tell us that you were with Annie. 403 00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,477 - Yeah. 404 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,812 - What the hell? I thought that you liked us? 405 00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:06,308 - Both of you? 406 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:08,781 - Yeah. - Yeah. 407 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:10,896 - I like you as friends, but... Come on. 408 00:15:10,903 --> 00:15:12,246 Please? 409 00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:14,201 Maybe just the two of us can talk? 410 00:15:14,236 --> 00:15:15,451 - Yeah. 411 00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:17,297 Oh, and I got you this. 412 00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:19,210 - Oh. - So if you need to talk to me 413 00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:21,088 at any point, just give me a ring. 414 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,130 - Okay. 415 00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:23,686 Okay, I just, um... 416 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:26,232 I'm kind of freaking the fuck out right now. 417 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:29,017 I told everyone, like, "Oh, I'm great," or whatever, 418 00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:31,702 but that's fucking fake, you know? 419 00:15:31,737 --> 00:15:35,077 And my hair is so heavy because it's fake, 420 00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:37,327 and I-I drank a lot. 421 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:39,216 Like, I drank a lot of liquids. 422 00:15:39,251 --> 00:15:42,841 Different liquids all mixed up, and I'm just-- 423 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,761 Like, do I seem okay? 424 00:15:44,796 --> 00:15:46,680 Be honest, please. 425 00:15:46,683 --> 00:15:49,320 Like, does the feelings in my brain-- 426 00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:52,775 are they starting to also come out to the outside of me? 427 00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:54,779 - You're fine. 428 00:15:54,783 --> 00:15:56,326 You're great. 429 00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:57,870 - Are you sure? 430 00:15:57,872 --> 00:15:59,966 - I promise. 431 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,171 SINGER: ♪ Even when you can't see it ♪ 432 00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,238 ♪ You try to believe ♪ 433 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,270 - Yeah. I feel great. 434 00:16:06,305 --> 00:16:08,475 I feel actually really fucking great. 435 00:16:08,476 --> 00:16:10,530 Thanks. 436 00:16:10,565 --> 00:16:13,145 I feel fucking great. 437 00:16:13,153 --> 00:16:15,703 It's dog shit out there, Andrew. 438 00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:18,580 Really fucking bad, okay? 439 00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:21,291 And I don't have anything to show for it. 440 00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:24,714 I'm sad, I'm mad, nobody in the world will hire me. 441 00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:28,135 Everyone's real fucking good on their wheel shoes 442 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:31,271 showing off making me look like a dumbass. 443 00:16:31,272 --> 00:16:33,482 Hello, 911? 444 00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:35,453 Yes, could you please kill me 445 00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:38,828 and then bury my body in the fucking dump? 446 00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:40,130 Sucks. 447 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,495 - Dr. Martin Luther King once said-- 448 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,844 - Oh, my God. Shut up. 449 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,527 I don't need to talk to you anymore, 450 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,175 'cause there's my real fucking friend. 451 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,467 Amadi? 452 00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:49,181 Amadi. AMADI: Annie. 453 00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:51,444 - Can I have a real honesty talk with you, please? 454 00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:54,399 - Yeah, okay, I get it-- she's drunk, and she's getting real. 455 00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:56,299 - Yeah. Yeah. - [laughs] 456 00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:58,198 - [crying] I lied so much. 457 00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,099 I miss working at "The Thorn." 458 00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:01,998 I miss you guys. I miss money. 459 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,430 And I know Gabe is a dick, but I should have never quit. 460 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,215 And I have to tell you the truth. 461 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:11,521 There is-- there's no job at "The Trib." 462 00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:13,270 - Oh. 463 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,913 - So now I'm just a big fucking dumb liar who sucks. 464 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,735 - Hey, everyone's full of shit, okay? 465 00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:20,452 It doesn't matter. 466 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,423 And if you want your job back, just go ask for it. 467 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,996 Gabe didn't fire you, you quit. 468 00:17:24,003 --> 00:17:26,848 - Yeah, but I fucked everything up with Gabe, 469 00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:28,936 and now he hates me, and he won't even look at me. 470 00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:31,641 - No, he doesn't. I've been working with him a lot, okay? 471 00:17:31,643 --> 00:17:33,483 When you quit, it spun him out. 472 00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:35,031 - Really? - Yeah. 473 00:17:35,066 --> 00:17:37,316 He feels like an old close-minded jerk. 474 00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,081 And he might not admit it, 475 00:17:39,116 --> 00:17:41,446 but he wants a redo just as bad as you do. 476 00:17:41,454 --> 00:17:43,882 - You really think so? - Yeah. 477 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:46,336 Now, go eat some shit and go get your job back. 478 00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:48,755 I saw Gabe a minute ago over by the lockers. 479 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:51,681 - Okay, you are such a angel to me. 480 00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:53,067 Such a true angel. 481 00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:55,022 And you actually have a call. - All right. 482 00:17:55,023 --> 00:17:56,533 - It's from God. - Okay. It's God? 483 00:17:56,568 --> 00:17:58,318 - And He wants to thank you for your service. 484 00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,871 - Okay. God, what's up, man? 485 00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:06,301 [psychedelic rock music] 486 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,795 - [sighs] Gabe? 487 00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:12,095 Are we allowed in here? 488 00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:16,976 Um... 489 00:18:16,983 --> 00:18:20,634 I'm just-- I'm just gonna say it. 490 00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:24,285 I want my job back, and I'm sorry. 491 00:18:24,289 --> 00:18:26,999 And I also should confess. 492 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,474 Currently I am drunk. 493 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:34,309 But I do still mean all the words. 494 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:37,019 And-- and-- 495 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,701 and if you have me back, 496 00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:41,316 you can give me all the shit assignments you want. 497 00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:44,663 Anything you want, and I will say thank you, 498 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,508 and I'll do it with a smile. 499 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:51,513 I just really, really, really want people with real eyes 500 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,641 to read my work again and not just penis bots. 501 00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:58,322 ♪ ♪ 502 00:18:58,357 --> 00:19:01,107 Please. - Okay, I like "please." 503 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:02,456 "Please" I like. 504 00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:05,621 I like a long ple-e-ase. 505 00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:07,340 - I should have never quit. 506 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,205 I should have come to talk to you, 507 00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:12,433 and I always thought you were the coolest, 508 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:16,267 the most authentic, smart, cool-- 509 00:19:16,268 --> 00:19:18,688 - I-I am. 510 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,743 - Yes. 511 00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:22,120 You-- you totally are. 512 00:19:22,155 --> 00:19:25,155 - If I was to take you back, Annie, 513 00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:29,063 you would have to experience my res-- 514 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:32,966 you'd have to respect my experience, 515 00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:37,018 because I have been doing this for 20 years. 516 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:41,068 And you have been doing this for 20 minutes. 517 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:43,988 - Yes, and maybe you could be open 518 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:47,161 to the idea that I am talented 519 00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:49,923 and I deserve respect as well. 520 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,763 ♪ ♪ 521 00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:54,298 Or-- or-- or not. 522 00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:56,146 It's not a deal breaker. 523 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:59,895 I'll come back either that way or the other way, with no-- 524 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:03,609 - Annie, you need to learn what the rules are before you-- 525 00:20:03,614 --> 00:20:05,384 before you just break 'em. 526 00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:07,155 - That is-- that is so smart. 527 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,212 - I want to be your mentor. 528 00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:11,127 But you won't let me. 529 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:16,675 - Yeah, but does that mean I can come back? 530 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,441 - Yeah! 531 00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:20,186 - Oh, wow, yes. 532 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:22,533 Thank you. Thank you so much. 533 00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:24,568 I was so scared you were gonna say no, 534 00:20:24,572 --> 00:20:26,385 and I'm so happy. 535 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,198 I- I promise you, 536 00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:31,714 I can really appreciate what "The Thorn" is now. 537 00:20:31,749 --> 00:20:33,897 ♪ ♪ 538 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,046 Gabe? 539 00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:37,813 Gabe? 540 00:20:37,848 --> 00:20:39,728 [Gabe muttering indistinctly] 541 00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,647 Gabe? 542 00:20:41,648 --> 00:20:43,228 - K hole. 543 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:48,542 [Gabe muttering] Why won't...anybody help me? 544 00:20:48,577 --> 00:20:50,077 - What? 545 00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,251 - [muttering] Get me out of my body. 546 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,052 - Help you get out of your body? 547 00:20:57,638 --> 00:20:59,286 - I want that fucking thing, man! 548 00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:00,935 Come on! Machines have taken over! 549 00:21:00,936 --> 00:21:03,436 They atomized the Midwest! The opioid epidemic is happening! 550 00:21:03,441 --> 00:21:05,701 All right, give me this fucking thing! 551 00:21:05,736 --> 00:21:07,581 - I believe in you! 552 00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,656 - Machines will not control me! 553 00:21:09,662 --> 00:21:11,296 [people roar] 554 00:21:11,331 --> 00:21:13,188 Get it! Get the fuckin' thing! Get it! 555 00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:15,045 - Oh, my God. - Give me the watch! 556 00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:17,298 - Right there. - Yeah! 557 00:21:17,302 --> 00:21:20,272 [all cheering] Yes! We did it! 558 00:21:20,307 --> 00:21:22,096 - Fuck society! 559 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:23,733 - That's right! [all screaming] 560 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:25,232 I did this for you guys! 561 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:26,696 I'm the one that-- - Ryan! 562 00:21:27,698 --> 00:21:29,988 - Oh, shit. 563 00:21:29,994 --> 00:21:31,497 - Ryan! 564 00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:32,965 I love you! 565 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,635 You're one of us now! 566 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,670 - I love you guys! BEAU: I love you, too. 567 00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:38,531 - My hair. - No. 568 00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:40,388 No. Okay, see? 569 00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:44,109 Gabe, we're gonna get you home nice and safe, okay? 570 00:21:44,144 --> 00:21:46,986 And, yes, Monday you're my boss, 571 00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:49,196 but tonight you're my baby. 572 00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:51,749 You know, and babies get kissed. 573 00:21:51,784 --> 00:21:53,826 See that? Oh! 574 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,134 Here's a car that I called for you, okay? 575 00:21:56,169 --> 00:21:58,683 Hi. Tyler? 576 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,481 Okay, you actually-- This is Gabe. 577 00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:04,146 And you're gonna have a baby on board here, okay? 578 00:22:04,181 --> 00:22:07,946 So you need to get him home, okeydokey? 579 00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:09,105 - [grunts] 580 00:22:09,114 --> 00:22:11,325 - Thank you, sir. 581 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,536 Um, okay, Gabe? 582 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,960 I'm gonna see you on Monday. 583 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,921 I love you. 584 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:19,684 Bye! 585 00:22:19,719 --> 00:22:23,229 Oh, this is the best night of my life! 586 00:22:23,264 --> 00:22:25,645 [retches, gasps] 587 00:22:25,647 --> 00:22:27,227 I'm sorry. 588 00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:29,572 [retches, coughs] 589 00:22:29,607 --> 00:22:31,875 I'm so disgusting. 590 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:34,620 Just, please, don't look at me. 591 00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:35,632 - It's okay. 592 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:37,547 It's totally okay. 593 00:22:37,582 --> 00:22:38,680 Oh, shit. 594 00:22:38,715 --> 00:22:40,375 I just broke your hair. 595 00:22:40,384 --> 00:22:42,894 - [crying] It's fucking fake. It's all fucking fake. 596 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:46,190 I'm so sorry you have to see me like this. 597 00:22:46,225 --> 00:22:47,978 [sobs] - I want to help. 598 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:52,332 - No, but you already helped me so much tonight. 599 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,327 Thank you for coming with me, 'cause I was so scared. 600 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:57,300 I was so embarrassed, 601 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,675 and now you're pushing my puke down the drain. 602 00:23:00,676 --> 00:23:02,006 - I want to help. 603 00:23:02,011 --> 00:23:04,181 - I'm so disgusting. I'm sorry. 604 00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:06,272 [sobs] 605 00:23:06,307 --> 00:23:08,322 [sighs] 606 00:23:08,357 --> 00:23:10,187 - Don't say that. 607 00:23:10,194 --> 00:23:11,994 Don't say you're gross and disgusting. 608 00:23:12,029 --> 00:23:12,990 I don't care. 609 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,336 I'm sometimes gross. 610 00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:17,381 We're allowed to be gross with each other. 611 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:21,875 I'll be gross with you always, Annie. 612 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,539 I love you. 613 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,478 - What? 614 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,822 - Yeah. I love you. 615 00:23:32,823 --> 00:23:34,720 I've known for a while now. 616 00:23:34,755 --> 00:23:36,617 [Jenny Lewis' "Do Si Do"] 617 00:23:36,622 --> 00:23:38,424 - I love you. too. 618 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:42,589 JENNY LEWIS: ♪ Get back on your Paxil ♪ 619 00:23:42,593 --> 00:23:45,731 ♪ Do-si-do ♪ 620 00:23:45,766 --> 00:23:49,226 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 621 00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:52,484 ♪ You're a pro ♪ 622 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:55,739 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 623 00:23:55,744 --> 00:23:58,124 ♪ Do-si-do ♪ 624 00:23:58,159 --> 00:24:00,426 ♪ ♪ 625 00:24:00,461 --> 00:24:05,641 ♪ Make the grown man cry ♪ 626 00:24:05,676 --> 00:24:08,975 ♪ It's suicide ♪ 627 00:24:09,010 --> 00:24:12,275 ♪ My, oh, my ♪ 628 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:16,950 ♪ Powerful minds ♪ 629 00:24:16,985 --> 00:24:21,625 ♪ And suicide ♪ 630 00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:23,929 ♪ My, oh, my ♪ 631 00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:25,335 ♪ ♪ 632 00:24:25,344 --> 00:24:30,001 ♪ Powerful minds ♪ 633 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:33,785 ♪ And suicide ♪ 634 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:37,535 ♪ My, oh, my ♪ 635 00:24:37,536 --> 00:24:41,666 ♪ ♪ 636 00:24:41,669 --> 00:24:45,509 ♪ Do-si-do ♪ 637 00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:48,513 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 638 00:24:48,548 --> 00:24:51,516 ♪ Rock and roll ♪ 639 00:24:51,522 --> 00:24:54,532 ♪ ♪