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SINGER:
♪ The hills were alive ♪

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♪ With wildflowers and I ♪

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♪ Was as wild,
even wilder than they ♪

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♪ For at least I could run ♪

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♪ They just died in the sun ♪

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♪ And I refuse
to just wither...♪

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- Excuse me-- didn't this used
to be an Indian restaurant?

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SINGER:
♪ Just a wild mountain rose ♪

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♪ Needing freedom to grow ♪

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♪ So I ran fearing not ♪

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♪ Where I'd go, whoa whoa ♪

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♪ When a flower grows wild ♪

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♪ It can always survive ♪

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♪ Wildflowers don't care
where they grow ♪

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- You look good.

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You look like
a fancy prison lady.

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- Why?
'Cause of my stripes?

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I'm trying to look
professional, you know?

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I mean, it's my first day
of freelancing,

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and day one is the foundation
of everything.

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I'm, like, buzzing right now.

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- Wait. Let me feel.

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Oh, you're right.
It's like bees in there.

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- [giggles]
Yeah, I feel good.

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Really good.

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Wait.
Do you smell weed right now?

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- [sniffing]

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- [gasps]
Emily.

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- There's my friend.
- Hi.

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- Good morning.
- Hi, Fran.

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- I have a request.
When you cum in the night,

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can you not scream like you
just got a hole in one?

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- If Annie likes it-- she calls
me the Cum King.

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- Oh.

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- Pardon?
- Excuse me?

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- Well, I told him
he's a cum king.

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- And what is a cum king?

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- Um, cumming so much,
making me cum so much

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that he's
the king of it-- a cum king.

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- My God.
- Yeah.

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I'm not proud that it was
revealed to my friends,

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but I got to do my life.
Okay, I got to go.

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- Oh, hey, wait.

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Am I gonna see you at my
cabaret show tomorrow night?

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- Oh, yeah. 100%.
- Okay.

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- Are you gonna go?
- Yeah.

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I'm gonna make Vic
a nice little dinner before,

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and then we're gonna head over.
- Ooh!

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Fran's cooking-- that means
she's in love with Vic.

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- Maybe.
- Love? Fran does not do that.

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- Okay.
Fran might do some love,

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'cause she's a lover.

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She nasty. [all giggling]

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Okay. Bye.

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- Bye.
- All right.

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I have to go to the pharmacy,
and then I have to go

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to "The Thorn"
and pick up my shit.

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- Okay.
I'm gonna miss you all day.

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- No.
I'm gonna miss you all day.

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FRAN: Eww. Oh!

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[Annie giggles]

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[Muzak plays in background]

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- I mean, this is insane.

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Are they on break or something?

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- I don't know.
- God.

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CLERK, DISTANTLY: Can I get a
cashier to the front, please?

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Can I get a cashier
to the front?

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- Wow. Check that out.
That's a lot of hat.

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[giggling]

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Oh, my God. Mom?

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Mom!
- Oh! Annie.

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- Hey. Look who it is.
The gang's all here.

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- Wait. When did you get back?
Why didn't you tell me?

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- Oh, well, I just got back
a few hours ago,

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and I'm just settling in.
- Oh.

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Well, I mean, I'm here
to pick up Dad's prescription.

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- Already got it,
but thank you.

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I was gonna text you
to tell you not to bother.

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- Okay, but I don't understand
why you left.

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I mean, I know you said
you were exhausted, but--

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- Okay, well, you know,
it's just, you know,

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western Canada is so beautiful,

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and I wanted to see it,
and so I went.

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But I want to hear
about you, Annie.

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Dad tells me that you quit
your job?

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That's a big move.

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- But it's actually
a very good big move,

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because now
I'm gonna do freelance,

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which is actually
probably better for me.

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- Okay, if you say it's okay.
[chuckles]

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Did we get Q-tips?
I'm gonna get some Q-tips.

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- Dad, why is she being
so insane and dodgy and weird?

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- Annie, please.
She's back.

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Let's just take it one step
at a time, all right?

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I'm fucking exhausted.
- Okay.

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I'm sorry--
BOTH: Hey.

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- You haven't said
anything about this.

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I think it's darn cute.
- Yeah.

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- What do you think, Annie?

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- It's a-- it's--
Wow, it's a hat.

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And, yeah.

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I love it.

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BILL AND VERA: [laughing]
- I love it.

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I love it too.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- Oh, fuck.

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ANDY: [laughing] Oh, fuck.

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Are you back?

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- No. No way.

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I'm my own boss now, so...

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- Well, don't worry.
Gabe's not here.

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- Yeah. I'm not worried.
I can handle Gabe.

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- Look at this.
The As together again.

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Annie, Andy...

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- Angus.

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- Yeah.
Very-- very cool.

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ANDY: Yeah.
- What the fuck is happening?

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- [singsong] Hi.
- Oh. Look who's back.

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- Well, just to get my shit.

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Hey, did you get my texts
about my troll?

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- Yeah. I did, and I'm sorry
that I didn't get back to you,

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but I got a little swamped
at work with the new promotion.

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- Ooh! What?
- Yeah.

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Creative director.

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- Damn! That's amazing.

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- So what's up?
What happened with the troll?

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- Oh, my God, it was insane.

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I went to his house,
and then we basically had,

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like, a screaming face-off.

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- Oh, that's fuckin' wild.
- I know, right?

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I think I might write about it.
- Yeah. You definitely should.

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I've never heard of somebody
meeting up with

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an internet creep like that.
That's crazy.

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- Right?
- Sir...

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- Yeah?
- Your call's starting now.

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- Sorry.
I got to take this call thing.

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I want the rest-- [stammers]
Ruthie, would you mind

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setting up a lunch with Annie
and me next week?

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- Yes. I can
absolutely do that.

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- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

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- Oh, my God!

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- Thanks, Ruthie.

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- God, her ponytail
went in my mouth.

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- You all right?
- Yeah.

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I got to get out of here.

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- I've never known you to be
so into someone.

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Are you really in love
with Vic?

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- I know.
It's mad.

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I just think
she's fucking cool.

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The other day, we were making
out in the back of a Lyft,

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and I actually thought, "What
if I married this person?"

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- Uh, Fran,
you know that Vic--

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and I'm sure you know
this already--

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you know that Vic
sees other people?

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- Yeah. At first.

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But she'd have to be bionic now
to have time for anyone else.

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- Okay. I don't want to have
to tell you this,

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but do you remember
my client Gwen?

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- Gwen, yes, with
the extremely high breasts.

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- Okay. Yes.
Well, her roommate Sue Anne

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and Vic have been a thing
for, like, three years now.

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And last week, Gwen told me
she needed a new roommate,

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because Sue Anne and Vic
moved in together.

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- That's bullshit.

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- It's not.

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- Yeah, I mean,
it's probably just as friends.

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I think I would know.
- Okay.

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Do you want to see
Sue Anne's Instagram?

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- No.
- Come on.

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Every time we go out,

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we run into at least
three people you've fucked.

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Now, what Vic is doing
is not that crazy.

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She's just protecting herself.

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Are you texting her?

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Do you think maybe
this is a conversation

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you and Vic need to have
in person?

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- Fuck no.
I'm not texting her.

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Deleting her number.

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Blocking her on all socials.

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Block. Block. Block. Done.

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- You okay?

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You sure you're not
a little sad?

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- Of course I'm sad.
I'm very, very sad.

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It's a very sad
and tragic thing

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when someone as young
as Vic dies

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and is dead to me and no longer
exists on this earth,

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but we have to move on
and live our lives,

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because God knows Vic can't.

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[mellow music]

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♪ ♪

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- Ruthie, is that my stuff?

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Those are my photos.
- Whatever.

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I just feel like it's funnier
if I have them.

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- What the hell?
This is, like, all my family.

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- Do you think you
can just take my stuff

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because I'm trans?

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- No.

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- Then it's because
I'm a veteran.

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- Oh, Jesus.
God damn it, Ruthie. Here.

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You can have this one
of my family.

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- This is the one I was hoping
you'd let me keep.

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You look so cool there.
You look really cool.

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- I look like shit.

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I'm wearing a sweater vest and
I'm holding an Easter basket.

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- Oh, hey, thought I recognized
that voice.

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Hey, Annie.
- Gabe. Hi, um...

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Yeah, I was just leaving.
- Yeah.

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I got to get back to work.
I'm starting a new band.

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What do you think
about the name "Screed"?

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- Very cool.
- Or "Jaunty."

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- Hmm?
- Thinking about "Dimple" also.

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- Wow. Awesome.

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- So what's up?
What's next?

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Where do I get to read
the new Annie Easton piece?

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- Well, I'm freelance now,

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so no whims
to answer to but my own.

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- Wow. You're probably talking
about my whims.

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Okay.

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- Well, I think a lot of people
read my last article, so...

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- Well, sure, you're talented,
but, you know,

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here you have
a built-in audience.

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Out there, you're on your own.

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- All right.
Well, I know what I'm doing,

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so I'm gonna go do it.
- You should do it.

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You should do it elsewhere.
I'm gonna go in here.

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I'm gonna write a song
called "Annie's Future."

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It's gonna be a short song.

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[energetic music]

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♪ ♪

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- Hi. I'm looking
for Kevin O'Donnell.

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- Are you here for the
Clear Blast Gum meeting?

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- Um, yeah. That's right.

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- You're late.
Conference Pod J,

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right down
the hall to your left.

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- Thanks.

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KEVIN: Okay, team.
Before we get too deep

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into any of our ideas
for Clear Blast,

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I want to try
a little brainstorm.

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- Oh!
- Yeah!

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- Yeah!
- All right?

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When I toss you the ball,

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you say any adjective you
associate with the word "gum."

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I'll start. Gum is fun.

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Susan.
- Um...Gum is flavor.

246
00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:11,767
- Awesome.
- Yeah.

247
00:10:11,802 --> 00:10:13,900
Oh. Gum is young.

248
00:10:13,935 --> 00:10:16,015
- Awesome.
Or gum is "yum."

249
00:10:16,022 --> 00:10:17,860
- Oh!
- Ooh!

250
00:10:17,895 --> 00:10:19,662
Gum is fearless.

251
00:10:19,697 --> 00:10:21,367
- Oh, yes!
I love that.

252
00:10:21,402 --> 00:10:23,286
That's awesome.

253
00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:25,787
Okay. Yeah.
That is going up on the board.

254
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,382
- Yeah.
- You guys, you are en fuego.

255
00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:29,590
- It's all you, Kev.

256
00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:31,432
- Fuck!
- Are you okay?

257
00:10:31,467 --> 00:10:33,178
- Oh...
[panting]

258
00:10:33,182 --> 00:10:35,025
Mm. Sorry.

259
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:40,110
My distant adult niece is here.
You guys just keep going.

260
00:10:40,112 --> 00:10:42,072
I'm sorry.
I'm a little shocked,

261
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,914
because it's been a little-- she
disappeared a long time ago,

262
00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:47,300
and she actually is a junkie.

263
00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:50,335
You guys can keep talking
about-- I have to, um...

264
00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:58,109
[softly] What the fuck are you
doing here-- Are you insane?

265
00:10:58,144 --> 00:11:00,106
- No.
I just wanted to talk to you.

266
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,240
[both whispering]
- How'd you find me?
- How do you think?

267
00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:03,790
- Fucking internet.
- Well, I'm not here to,

268
00:11:03,825 --> 00:11:06,455
like, out you or whatever.

269
00:11:06,456 --> 00:11:07,916
I want to write
about what happened,

270
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,378
and the other night
was so chaotic,

271
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,223
so I need
to actually interview you.

272
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:13,348
- No. You can't do that.
That would ruin me.

273
00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,215
- Why?
- Because that'll ruin me.

274
00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,444
You can't interview me.
If you try, I'll ruin you.

275
00:11:17,479 --> 00:11:19,280
You smashed my car.
- So what?

276
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:21,695
You called me a pig,
like, a million times,

277
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,946
and you made fun of my dad
having cancer.

278
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,370
- So?
That glass was custom tinted.

279
00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:27,213
It cost $2,500 to get it fixed.

280
00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:29,208
I'm not gonna let you interview
me until you pay for that.

281
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,340
- Well, I'm never paying
for those,

282
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,799
and if you try and make me,

283
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:35,011
I'll tell everyone
in Conference Pod J

284
00:11:35,014 --> 00:11:37,354
that you like to call women
"porky cum gobblers."

285
00:11:37,389 --> 00:11:38,401
- Shh.

286
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,804
- Meet me outside
in the parking lot

287
00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:44,330
next to the building
in 15 minutes.

288
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:47,955
- Okay. It'll be good.
Be very healing for us.

289
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,626
- 15 minutes.
- Okay.

290
00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:57,019
- You know, I thought I was
a good boyfriend.

291
00:11:57,054 --> 00:11:58,976
I bought her stuff constantly.

292
00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:00,858
- Wow.
- Then she broke up with me,

293
00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,317
and I just-- I don't know.

294
00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:04,778
I snapped.
She dumped me for Colin,

295
00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:06,448
my best friend
since junior high.

296
00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:08,115
- Oh. Yeah, that sounds
very hard.

297
00:12:08,121 --> 00:12:09,422
I guess I...

298
00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,747
- Colin's fucking ripped.
- Yeah.

299
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:15,184
Most Colins are jacked as hell.

300
00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:17,639
But, you know, a lot of people
go through breakups,

301
00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:21,311
but they don't start
harassing women online.

302
00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:24,204
Like, I don't understand
what you get out of it.

303
00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:26,025
- I don't know.

304
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:28,002
Maybe it made me feel like
I had some power over someone.

305
00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:30,575
- Okay. But the person
you had power over was me,

306
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,689
and I'm a stranger.
I just-- why?

307
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,796
Like, is it 'cause
of my weight?

308
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,300
- I don't know, okay?
We've already

309
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:37,972
talked about this.
What do you want from me?

310
00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:40,042
I just-- I don't want to talk
about this anymore.

311
00:12:40,077 --> 00:12:42,156
I want this to be done.
You came to my house,

312
00:12:42,191 --> 00:12:44,200
and you yelled at me,
and you smashed my car,

313
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,025
and now you're at my work,
and I just want it to stop.

314
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,741
- Okay. Okay. Just relax.
- [panting] I can't!

315
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,753
I just want it to stop.
I can't--

316
00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:51,998
- Okay. Are you--
- I don't know what you want
from me, I just--

317
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,293
- Oh, my God.
Are you scared of me?

318
00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:56,585
- Yes. I'm really scared,
okay?

319
00:12:56,594 --> 00:12:58,117
The trolling's over. I promise.

320
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,640
I'll leave you alone forever.

321
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,141
I talked to you
for your article now,

322
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:02,444
so can I please
just have my life back?

323
00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:05,068
- Just stop
freaking the fuck out.

324
00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:06,779
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Fine!

325
00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:11,171
- Just chill.
Fuck! Okay?

326
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:14,246
I think that I have
what I need for my article,

327
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:17,176
and I honestly feel like,
in a weird way,

328
00:13:17,211 --> 00:13:20,100
I kind of understand
your whole deal now,

329
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:25,189
so let's just-- let's call it.

330
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:28,029
- Okay.
[exhales]

331
00:13:28,064 --> 00:13:30,866
[groans] Ohh...

332
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,833
So is this gonna be
in "The Thorn"?

333
00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:36,796
- No. I'm freelancing now,
so I, um...

334
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,469
it's for my own thing.

335
00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:41,272
It's for my blog.

336
00:13:41,307 --> 00:13:43,311
- So this isn't even
a real thing?

337
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:45,316
- Oh, fuck you.
It's a real thing.

338
00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:47,605
- Okay.
- It's a real thing,

339
00:13:47,612 --> 00:13:50,702
and it's-- it'll be online.
It's all the same.

340
00:13:50,737 --> 00:13:52,372
- Okay. I'm sorry. All right?

341
00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:53,831
It's a real thing. Okay?

342
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,195
- Okay.
- I just-- I want to say

343
00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:02,558
I think
this was really good for me.

344
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:04,609
- I got to go.
- Yeah. Me too.

345
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,754
It was actually
really nice to see you.

346
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,819
- I'm not gonna hug you...
- Sorry, sorry--

347
00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:11,283
- You fucking psycho.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

348
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,374
I'm sorry.

349
00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:52,868
- Buddy. Hi.

350
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,197
Aww.

351
00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,674
What the fuck?

352
00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,690
Fran?

353
00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:07,855
Are you up?
We slept the whole day.

354
00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:10,486
What are we, dead from
carbon monoxide poisoning?

355
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:12,405
- I wish.
- Oh, my God.

356
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,696
I was up till 7:00
in the morning writing.

357
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,254
Are you just getting up too?

358
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,329
- I was up earlier.
I took Bonkers out.

359
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,382
I just got back into bed.

360
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,430
- Okay. What's going on?

361
00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:29,781
- Am I a bad person?

362
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:31,986
Should I just never date
anyone ever again?

363
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:35,287
- No. Of course not.
What is this all about?

364
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,212
- Vic has another girlfriend.

365
00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:42,048
- Oh, shit.

366
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,093
I'm sorry. What?

367
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:46,138
I don't understand.

368
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:48,498
I thought you guys
were getting serious.

369
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,856
- Yeah. So did I.
I mean, tell me the truth.

370
00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:53,148
You're the one who called me
the female Ryan.

371
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:56,244
Am I just this cruel person
who uses people?

372
00:15:56,279 --> 00:15:59,674
- No. No, you're not cruel.

373
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,259
And also, you can always change
if you want to.

374
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:04,758
And you are changing.

375
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,721
You fell for Vic.
That's huge for you.

376
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,484
- Yeah. I don't know.

377
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,649
- Well, you don't have to know
anything

378
00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:12,858
right in this moment.

379
00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:16,161
And you know what?
Here's what we need to do.

380
00:16:16,196 --> 00:16:19,631
Let's go to Emily's
show tonight.

381
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,086
- I'm not really
feeling it right now.

382
00:16:21,121 --> 00:16:23,205
- Come on.
Do it for Emily.

383
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:26,644
You don't need another lesbian
in this town against you,

384
00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:28,518
especially one that deals weed.

385
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:34,953
- Okay.
I will consider going tonight

386
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:38,618
if you wear the Christmas
present I got you.

387
00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:40,501
- Whew.

388
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,017
Okay. If...you go out tonight,

389
00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:50,652
I will wear the Christmas
present that you got for me.

390
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:52,725
- Really? In public?

391
00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:54,862
- Yes, I will.

392
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,111
- Yes!

393
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,702
- I'm worried
I'm gonna be arrested

394
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,044
for the amount of tit
I have going on right now.

395
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,761
FRAN: [giggling]
- Are you happy?

396
00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:05,216
- Oh, I'm very happy,
and I love the little hearts.

397
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:06,585
- Yeah, well,
those are my nipples.

398
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,812
- Oh!

399
00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:11,017
Tonight, I'm gonna try
and forget about this Vic shit.

400
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:13,308
- Yeah. Totally.

401
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:16,154
All right, can I put
my jacket back on now?

402
00:17:16,189 --> 00:17:17,703
- No, no.
This is all night long.

403
00:17:17,738 --> 00:17:19,834
- Hello!
- Hi!

404
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:22,579
- You have to see the look.
- Oh, wow.

405
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,763
[mellow dance music]

406
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:32,686
♪ ♪

407
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,004
- Whoa. 53 comments?

408
00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:10,052
"My uncle added 8 inch
to his penis.

409
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,723
Here's how"?

410
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,433
What?

411
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,320
- You okay?
- Yeah.

412
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:20,030
I just-- I wrote this thing,
and no one's looked at it.

413
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:24,705
Except there's 50 comments
from a fucking penis bot.

414
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,998
- God. When did Rose
get so cute?

415
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,723
No offense, honey.
Grinding only, bitch.

416
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:32,020
- I grind, bitch.

417
00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:35,685
[mellow dance music continues]

418
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:38,028
EMILY:
♪ I don't remember at all ♪

419
00:18:38,063 --> 00:18:42,985
♪ Ey-ey-at all ♪

420
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:45,174
♪ Yeah ♪
Thank you.

421
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:48,205
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

422
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,009
- Whoo!
- Oh, yes. Yes.

423
00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:54,602
Big hand for Emily
and Hot 'n' Motley.

424
00:18:56,437 --> 00:18:57,937
You know, before this,
I was singing

425
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,650
at the MAX station by my house.

426
00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:03,282
A gorgeous commuter
threw a penny at my head,

427
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:05,544
and I took that penny,
and I bought this jacket,

428
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,923
and it is good, isn't it?

429
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,208
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
- It's good.

430
00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:11,182
So I appreciate
what it means to have a space

431
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,467
like this to perform for you,
my gorgeous audience.

432
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,358
The first Monday
of every month,

433
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:21,323
we're here, we're queer,
we're doing as we damn please.

434
00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:24,660
I'll sing for you now, but
just know that this...

435
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,003
is for you.

436
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:29,418
[soft piano music]

437
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,509
♪ ♪

438
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:38,624
SINGER:
♪ I may not always love you ♪

439
00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:43,736
♪ But long as there
are stars above you ♪

440
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:48,833
♪ You'll never
need to doubt it ♪

441
00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:53,892
♪ I'll make you
so sure about it ♪

442
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:58,937
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

443
00:19:58,972 --> 00:20:02,897
♪ ♪

444
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:07,127
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪

445
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:11,922
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪

446
00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:16,611
♪ The world
could show nothing to me ♪

447
00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:21,266
♪ So what good
would livin' do me? ♪

448
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:25,783
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

449
00:20:25,818 --> 00:20:29,873
[melodic piano continues]

450
00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:36,435
♪ ♪

451
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:42,360
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

452
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:47,457
SINGER: ♪ If you should
ever leave me ♪

453
00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:52,042
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪

454
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:56,615
♪ The world
could show nothing to me ♪

455
00:20:56,650 --> 00:21:01,151
♪ So what good
would livin' do me? ♪

456
00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:05,896
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

457
00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:09,418
♪ ♪

458
00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:13,923
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

459
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:17,560
♪ ♪

460
00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:23,055
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪

461
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:27,414
♪ ♪