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Thanks for letting me
explain myself, Camille.
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What happened with Gabriel was stupid.
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It was a goodbye kiss that turned
into something that it shouldn't have.
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I'm sorry for hurting you and--
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What?
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I didn't say anything.
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You were clenching your jaw!
I heard it pop.
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Well, it's just the more you say,
the worse it sounds.
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-So I should say less?
-Or nothing at all.
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Uh, she put
an omelette pan in our toilet, Em.
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Which is why I have to talk to her.
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-I need to explain myself.
-And beg for forgiveness?
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Look, I think
most girls would forgive you,
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but a French girl, nuh-uh.
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You're right.
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Why don't you come
to the drag club tonight
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and drink away your guilt?
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-I wish I could, but I have French class.
-Oh.
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Yeah, I'm levelling up to French II.
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And I have to focus,
because I need more oral.
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I don't think that's your issue.
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{\an8}You can consummate
in French, just not conjugate.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}
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More to the left?
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No, but I mean
if you could just align it with the shelf?
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You know what? Put it back
to where you had it. Sorry.
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{\an8}Bonjour!
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{\an8}Oh, good morning, Emily.
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{\an8}Who puts their initials on a pan?
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{\an8}That was a gift.
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{\an8}And it's brought me nothing
but bad luck, so I'm returning it.
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{\an8}I don't want it,
and I don't want anything from you, okay?
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{\an8}-This is just such a huge mess.
-I know.
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{\an8}And I'm sorry. I really am.
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{\an8}-Have you seen Camille?
-No, have you?
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{\an8}No. I'm staying out of her way.
I have a re-opening to focus on.
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{\an8}Hmm, I wish I could hide from her too,
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{\an8}but today she's coming in to Savoir
for a Champère meeting.
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{\an8}I'm not hiding.
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{\an8}Call it what you want.
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{\an8}You'd better wash it this time.
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{\an8}With soap and water.
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{\an8}Mindy almost peed on it!
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Camille is here.
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{\an8}Maybe it's better
if I do the presentation, no?
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{\an8}-Oh. How does she seem?
-You know, she's…
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{\an8}I heard all about
your dramatic dinner party.
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{\an8}I'm so sorry I missed it.
The dinner and the show.
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I have
a new show at the gallery.
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It's very provocative.
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I should come by.
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Bonjour. Sorry, I'm late.
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Let me know.
There's some pieces I think you'd like.
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I'll do that. Thanks, Camille.
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Okay, let's get started.
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Traffic was terrible this morning.
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I had to ride my bike
along Rue Saint-Honoré and--
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I'll say it again. I don't care
how you get to work, Luc.
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It's like he owns a bike to talk about it.
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Ow!
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Oh, I'm sorry,
did that hit your face?
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{\an8}Okay, right, well,
we've gotten great feedback
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{\an8}from our focus group on Champère.
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{\an8}I'm sorry. If it's okay with you,
I would be more comfortable
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{\an8}conducting our business in French.
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{\an8}There are nuances
about my family's company
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{\an8}that cannot be discussed
in English, I'm afraid.
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{\an8}By all means! I mean,
we're a French company, after all.
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{\an8}Oui. Très bien.
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Well, uh, Champère…
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est très fantastique.
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Et très bien!
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As Emily was saying,
we were pleasantly surprised
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by feedback from the focus group…
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Feedback is excellent,
especially regarding packaging…
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Camille,
can we have lunch, or a drink?
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I'd really love to explain myself.
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Répétez, s'il vous plait?
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She said, "It doesn't matter
what language you're speaking,
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I don't believe a word
coming out of your mouth."
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Oh. That's not good.
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What would you suggest that I do?
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Learn French. For starters.
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No, no, no! Emily,
you're over here! Back with me again.
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Oh, I thought that I was moving up
to Madam LeFrak, Level 2.
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-Oh, no, your classmates are. You're not.
-I'm not?
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But why? I've never been held back.
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For anything.
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There's a first time for everything.
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Hi, everyone, welcome, new and old faces.
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Before you sit,
choose a partner to work with.
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Remember, this is
a French immersion course,
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so both of you must exclusively
speak French in and out of class.
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This is the only way you'll improve.
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Bonjour.
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I'm Emily.
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I'm from Chicago. Where are you from?
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Alfie. London.
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Bonjour.
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I'm Emily.
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I'm from Chicago. Where are you from?
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Bonjour.
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I'm Petra. I'm from Kyiv.
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-Oh, nice to meet you, Petra.
-Uh…
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Enchantée. S'il vous plait.
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Bien.
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See, Benoît, here she is.
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The most overqualified dame pipi
in all of Paris.
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Oh, stop! But keep going.
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Okay, you were incredible.
And we might have a job for you.
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Yes, I'll perform at your wedding.
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Or officiate it,
which pays more? I'll do both!
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-Nothing like that.
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We are a band,
and actually, we need a singer.
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And we play at some pretty cool spots.
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Oh.
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Wow, that's so flattering, merci.
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I wish I could, but right now
I need to prioritize my finances.
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I owe my housemate
about 200 oat milk lattes.
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Is that all you're getting here?
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Yeah, but I can have
as many mints as I want.
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Come on.
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Talent like yours
is worth a lot more than that.
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Oh.
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I appreciate that, but the problem is,
my work visa isn't really working.
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Where are you from?
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Oh, well, I'm a citizen of the world,
but my passport's Chinese.
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My mother is Korean,
and my dad's from Shanghai.
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-I'm from Shanghai too!
-Ah, that's why you're so stylish!
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Look, you don't need
a work visa to sing with us.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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Okay, tell me more. Mint?
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Camille liked the idea
of a celebrity brand ambassador.
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What actress wants
to be sprayed with Champère?
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-A porn actress!
-Luc!
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Are you talking
about Champère?
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Oui. Camille gave us notes
on your forward-planning presentation.
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Why wasn't I cc'd on that email?
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There was no cc.
It was a call.
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-When?
-Does it even matter?
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I mean, Google Translate wouldn't
have kept up with the conversation.
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I'm trying to learn French as quickly
as possible, but until I'm fluent,
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can we please discuss
my accounts in English?
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If Camille wants to conduct
her business in French, we must abide.
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She's the client!
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-And we're a client service agency.
-But--
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Can't talk your way out of this.
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You don't have the vocabulaire.
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Maybe I need a private tutor
to help speed along my French.
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Why don't I take you
to a classic French film tonight?
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-Perfect for learning our language.
-I would love that!
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I'll check.
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-Uh, the poireau people are here.
-What?
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-I thought we cancelled!
-I tried, but they were very persistent.
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Poireau?
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Oh, um, I don't know that brand.
Are they leather goods?
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A poireau is a leek.
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Yes, and Savoir
doesn't market root vegetables.
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Can they even afford our fees?
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00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,213
Well, the leek lobby
is very powerful in France.
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Okay, Emily,
after mishandling Pierre Cadault
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and compromising Champère
with your poor choices,
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the leek could be your chance
to redeem yourself. Courage.
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It shouldn't be called the humble leek.
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It's so much more than that.
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-Yes. Complex. Mysterious.
-Hmm.
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Versatile.
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Mmm.
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Sweet, but earthy.
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It's a beloved French staple
that deserves international recognition.
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Well, then let's give it a makeover.
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Lobsters were considered
the cockroaches of the sea
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until they were marketed as a delicacy.
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Precisely.
And, as an American, you're perfect.
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We'd love a rebrand that boosts
our market share in the States,
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and we think, with your help,
we could be the next Brussels sprouts.
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-I hate Brussels sprouts.
-So do I.
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Bitter little balls of cabbage
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that need to be roasted
in liters of olive oil to be edible.
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Hold the Brussels sprouts,
I'll have a potato leek soup.
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-No potato.
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Why do people
always toss in a dirty old potato?
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Serge! Breathe.
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What do you think of the new color?
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What was it before?
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It was the same.
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I'm painting it back to what it was.
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So I guess I should call it the old color.
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Are you okay?
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Uh, I'm not sleeping very well.
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I'm having trouble
making decisions and, uh…
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Right now everybody around here
really needs me to make decisions.
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-Leek tart for dinner?
-What?
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Oh, they're for inspiration.
I'm planning on marketing them to the US.
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00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,536
You know, leek is not
an American vegetable
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that hits you over the head
with flavor. It's subtle. Elusive.
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-So misunderstood.
200
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,879
What? Don't laugh at the leek!
201
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,927
Okay, let me show you.
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00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,851
I'm not sure
we should be spending time together.
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00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,853
And, plus, you seem pretty busy.
204
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,694
Please, I need a break
from not making any decisions.
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Leeks have a transformational quality.
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You can't rush them.
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You have to coax the flavor out.
A good reminder is…
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Keep the heat low and take it slow.
Can you do that?
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00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,662
I'm a very patient person.
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00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,544
I see you running around
with your Starbucks, rushing all the time.
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00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,048
-Oh, wow.
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00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,264
-These are really amazing.
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I was watching the entire time,
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and I still don't understand
how you did that.
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{\an8}Does this make sense to you?
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00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,774
{\an8}No.
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00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,936
{\an8}I think it's Cyrillic.
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{\an8}-
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00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:00,030
{\an8}Oh, it's Petra from French class.
I forgot we were getting coffee together.
220
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,622
-Like I said…
-Sorry.
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00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,157
So how was your meeting with Camille?
222
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,334
Uh…
223
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,962
Well, she refused to talk to me.
224
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And now she's icing me out
of her life and her account, so not well.
225
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,459
So maybe just leave it alone then.
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00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,836
I'm not a leek, Gabriel.
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00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,344
I'm a girl from Chicago. Okay?
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00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,926
I can't just magically transform
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into someone who can sleep
with a friend's boyfriend and not care.
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00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,936
Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry.
I wish there was something I could do.
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There is.
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00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,944
What?
233
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,612
You could tell her that what happened
between us didn't mean anything.
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00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,908
I'm not sure I can do that.
I'd be lying to her.
235
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,448
Then lie.
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00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,587
Ah! Uh…
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00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,379
You smell.
I like pretty smell.
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00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,133
Oh! Merci!
239
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,925
It's De L'Heure.
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00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,508
They my marketing client.
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00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,965
Uh… I can smell for free.
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00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,976
Free?
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00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,851
I no pay.
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00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,225
I love free! Um…
245
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,068
We clothes shop now?
246
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,953
I love to do shopping!
247
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,494
-Okay.
-Okay.
248
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,799
J'adore!
249
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,433
Hmm? Yeah.
250
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,684
Oh, yeah!
251
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,642
Joli!
252
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,190
Uh…
253
00:14:56,270 --> 00:15:00,150
That is beautiful hat for head.
254
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,942
Thanks. Chic jacket, yes?
255
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:08,948
Oui. Uh, very. So chic. So jacket.
256
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,036
Emily!
257
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,501
Beautiful Baguette. Adore.
258
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,544
Oh, oui.
259
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,756
Yes, baguette very beautiful.
But money big.
260
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,465
I love free, no?
261
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,839
Yes, I love free!
262
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,466
-Oui.
-Oui.
263
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,903
But wait! We didn't pay!
264
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,811
Run!
265
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:48,320
Wait! Come back!
Come back, we can't steal this stuff.
266
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,865
We have to go back!
267
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,119
Huh?
268
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,791
We bad. Take clothes back.
269
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,842
I'm to store.
270
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,264
Oh, no! Oh, no!
271
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,184
Don't you know
what happens to Jean Valjean
272
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,637
when he stole the baguette?
273
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,397
Have you ever seen Les Mis?
274
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,338
What are you doing here?
275
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,135
I've texted, called, been
to your apartment. I had to see you.
276
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,809
-You've seen me. Now leave.
-Not until we talk.
277
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,515
So? Talk. I have art to sell.
278
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,280
I'm so sorry, Camille.
279
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,613
But what happened
wasn't Emily's fault. It was mine.
280
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,783
-Did you come here to defend her?
-No, I'm the one to blame here.
281
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,868
-It's not fair that she's being punished.
-Give Emily some credit.
282
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,424
It's not like she tripped over
and landed on your dick.
283
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:22,959
Look,
284
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,248
I love you.
285
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,836
I love you. We all love each other…
286
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,471
So a ménage à trois
is your solution to all our problems?
287
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,839
-That's not what I'm saying.
-Then what are you saying?
288
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,477
I want you to know
that this is hurting me too.
289
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,900
And that I still love you.
290
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,978
I want us to all get along.
291
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,447
Your hopeless romantic act
was charming five years ago.
292
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,525
It's time to grow up.
293
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,602
Ah, what a beautiful cinema!
294
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:27,305
Paris is filled with them.
It's the cinema capital of the world.
295
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,737
But Le Champo was
the director François Truffaut's favorite.
296
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,069
I can see why.
297
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:38,783
There's no better place to learn French
and see one of his most famous films.
298
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,697
Jules and Jim. Let's go.
299
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,662
Oh, should we share a popcorn?
300
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,416
Why not?
301
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:46,881
Thank you.
302
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,312
Monsieur Jim,
303
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,437
would you come help me
take my bags to the station tomorrow?
304
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,368
While Jim reads downstairs,
she took Jules into her room.
305
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,132
You took me to a movie
about a ménage à trois? Really, Luc?
306
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,049
You can relate, no?
307
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,425
I'm late. See you later.
308
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,064
I love you, Jim.
309
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:48,311
So many unbelievable things
we can't understand turn out to be true.
310
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,185
What is happening?
311
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,228
Catherine is reading a love letter to Jim.
312
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,108
She's pregnant with his baby.
313
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,235
And she's begging
for him to take her back.
314
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,783
-Oh, I thought she was a ghost.
315
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:12,035
Did we have to see them cremated
and their bones crushed to dust?
316
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,672
Of course. It's beautiful.
Their love is eternal.
317
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,597
It killed them. It was a tragedy.
318
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,888
Oui. A cautionary tale.
319
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,853
-Did you like it?
-I did.
320
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,311
But parts of it were so frustrating.
321
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,645
If Catherine and Jim had only waited
for each other's letters to arrive
322
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,232
before sending another one,
323
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,897
there would have been less confusion
and they all could have ended up together.
324
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,448
Bad text? Aren't they all?
325
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,918
So direct. Tone deaf.
326
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,212
Letters are more personal.
327
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,303
It's not easy to speak our feelings,
328
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,839
but it's easier to write them
on paper and be understood.
329
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:02,888
Let's have a drink.
330
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:19,185
How are you going to write
an apology letter to Camille in French?
331
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,568
How hard can it be?
332
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,526
Hold that thought.
333
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,868
I've been meaning to tell you,
you've been using dog shampoo, sis.
334
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,584
What? Really?
335
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,634
Well, I can't understand the label.
How was I meant to know?
336
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,539
Well, there's a dog on the bottle.
337
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,207
There's a woman holding the dog.
She has shiny hair!
338
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,877
-So does the dog!
339
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,257
I'm really going to need
your help with that letter.
340
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:47,434
I can't today, sorry.
I have my first gig with the band.
341
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,604
Already?
342
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,351
Crazy, right?
We rehearsed all day yesterday.
343
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,856
They're a little pop, a little jazz,
and a lot of gay. I love them.
344
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,320
Wow! From la dame pipi to scat queen.
345
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,531
Let's not go with that.
346
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,993
I'm just glad
I'll finally be able to pay you back.
347
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,985
Or at least buy you some human shampoo.
348
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,407
Oh, get out of here!
349
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,285
Bye, bitch.
Hey, good luck with that letter.
350
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,770
Julien?
351
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,020
What's "I didn't know
he was your boyfriend
352
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,524
when I kissed him" in French?
353
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,066
Mmm-hmm. And what about
when you slept with him?
354
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,816
Okay, just google it, Emily.
355
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:53,411
Oh, uh, Sylvie, do you mind
if I ask you a language question?
356
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,917
Well, if you must.
357
00:22:55,999 --> 00:23:00,169
Is, "I am sad
that I am naughty"
358
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,673
grammatically correct?
359
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,545
It's definitely in your voice.
360
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,803
What's this for?
361
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:10,055
Oh, just homework for French class.
We're practicing letter-writing.
362
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,928
Oh, how provincial.
363
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,346
Oh, that reminds me,
those onion-breath ploucs
364
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,685
from the leek lobby
want to hear your idea today.
365
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,192
Um, yeah, it's almost ready.
366
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,363
Très bien.
367
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,782
Oh, as impressive
as your French is getting,
368
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,741
they value your Americanness.
369
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,832
So I suggest you present in English.
370
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,041
D'accord.
371
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,005
Hey, Mindy! Over here!
372
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,978
Is the gig here?
373
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,364
Oui, gorgeous spot, huh?
374
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,782
Beats the toilettes.
375
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,030
Are we part of an outdoor music festival?
376
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,702
Don't worry, the acoustics
are better than you'd expect.
377
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,911
And we get
great reverberation off the fountain.
378
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:16,712
Why did you…
379
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,540
Wait, are we busking?
380
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,637
I received this for you.
381
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:33,811
Merci, Peter.
382
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,109
Chère Camille.
383
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:51,074
I'm very sorry you hurt.
384
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:55,873
You welcome me to Paris,
385
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:59,536
I'm happy for your friend.
386
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,793
Do you believe I miss me?
387
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,755
I like you most, daughter.
388
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,798
I am sad that I am naughty.
389
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,930
I forgive your lost heart.
390
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,729
I very need you
391
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:26,070
to talk and hear, please.
392
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,735
Love forever, Emily.
393
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,665
And the tag line is "Le Leek c'est Chic!"
394
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:51,303
Or what about, "Oh, La, La, Les Leeks"?
395
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,006
Or, "Leek Your Nudes."
396
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:58,965
The model is naked,
lower half covered in leeks,
397
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,017
and for the upper half,
398
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,604
she holds
399
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,438
two potatoes.
400
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,823
-No potatoes!
-No, potatoes…
401
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,190
-Potatoes…
-It's not just the tag line.
402
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:15,198
The whole thing
feels like a little cliché.
403
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,832
Yeah, no, I agree.
404
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:20,618
I mean, if you want to attract Americans,
why not just give them magic leek soup?
405
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,044
-Oh.
-What's magic leek soup?
406
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,083
Leeks are a diet food for French women.
407
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:30,085
We boil them and drink the water.
It's our magic trick. Our little secret.
408
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,721
Why didn't you tell me that earlier?
409
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,798
Then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
410
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,223
I don't think that
there's a magic way to lose weight.
411
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,973
That sounds like something
Gwyneth would push on Goop.
412
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,635
Oh! You can get us on Goop?
413
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,475
Oh, let's do that. Please!
414
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,397
-What's Goop?
-The thing with the American actress…
415
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,899
Have you heard of this?
416
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,321
Of course. It's a common drink
that helps shed kilos.
417
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,070
What? That sounds so bad for you.
418
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,823
Yes, but it's perfect for America.
419
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:58,534
I just don't think that
we should be promoting weight loss cures.
420
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,287
Fad diets are really dangerous.
421
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:03,658
And America
is more about health and wellness now.
422
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,957
Americans love
anything about weight loss.
423
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,291
Any gimmick!
424
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,916
-They want fast and easy!
425
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,714
Can we get a Kardashian?
426
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:16,757
Come on. Surely you agree,
Americans love a shortcut.
427
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,183
A drive-thru. A quick fix.
428
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,024
Well, yeah. Sure we do.
429
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,928
Then soup's not gonna work.
It takes too long to cook.
430
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,518
We'd need something that's ready to go.
431
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,574
That's bottled, like,
I don't know, cold-pressed juice.
432
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:32,899
Cold-pressed leek juice!
433
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,404
Leek you can drink.
434
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,906
Choose the magic soup from Goop!
435
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,278
Voilà.
436
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:11,476
-Merci. Merci. Thank you. Thank you.
-Merci.
437
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,146
-Merci beaucoup. Merci, monsieur.
-Ah, merci.
438
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,565
You were right, Benoît.
This is good money.
439
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,614
-Told you.
440
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,378
Can they do that? Isn't this our spot?
441
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,512
We don't own it.
442
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:39,969
-Guys, let's not lose our audience, okay?
-Yeah.
443
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,644
-What's he doing?
-Ignore him, Mindy.
444
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,851
Here's your cue. Come on.
445
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:44,990
Am I off key?
446
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,204
No. You sound amazing.
Don't let him get to you.
447
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,620
Mimes are an occupational hazard.
They always steal our tips.
448
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,707
Uh!
449
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,792
Not today!
450
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,390
-Whoo!
451
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:56,153
-Emily Cooper?
-How dare you.
452
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:01,858
Ooh, is it for me?
453
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,403
Oui. A client, Camille.
454
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:06,777
Oh, it's in French.
455
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,909
Allow me to translate.
456
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,043
"Emily…"
457
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,615
I don't understand
why you did what you did,
458
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,714
just like I don't understand
a fucking word in your letter.
459
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:23,674
Leave me alone, you illiterate sociopath.
460
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,967
"…Camille."
461
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,513
Oops, oops, oops.
462
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,386
Sorry, Emily.
463
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,144
Unlike magic leek soup,
464
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,606
there's no "quick fix"
for betraying a friend.
465
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,812
Bonjour again.
466
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:18,983
I knew you'd be back.