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["Amour secours" playing]
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[pigeons coo]
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[ship horn blows]
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[man and woman panting]
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-[sighs deeply]
-[headboard banging below]
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-[Camille] Yes, Gabriel!
-[Gabriel moans]
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-[Camille and Gabriel moaning]
-Ugh.
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[sighs]
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-[Gabriel] Oh! Oh!
-Ugh. Again?
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[Gabriel and Camille continue moaning]
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[Emily groans]
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-[Camille] Oui ! Oui ! Oui!
-[Gabriel] Oh!
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-[Camille and Gabriel] Oui !
-[Gabriel moans]
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-[birds singing]
-[sighs] They were at it all night.
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Frenchmen never get tired of having sex.
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It's like docking them
in a Lightning port.
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My battery's dead,
and I have a huge day at work.
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-[cell phone chimes]
-Ugh!
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-I can't believe this.
-Mm, what?
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-[cell phone chimes]
-Stop this shit now, asshole!
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-Send voice note to Dad.
-[phone chimes]
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-That's how you talk to your dad?
-The Zipper King?
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His third assistant will soften the tone
when she reads it.
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He's bribing me to come home.
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-Again.
-With what?
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Oh, my God, a BMW?
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And the house behind it.
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-He's giving you a house?
-Yeah. Right next to my parents' place.
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All I have to do is go home,
join his trainee program,
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and start dressing like Angela Merkel.
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And you're giving up all that
to be a nanny?
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-Do you really like Paris that much?
-Yes, I do.
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-But also, I can never go back to China.
-Why not?
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[scoffs] Well, first of all,
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there's the life
my parents have planned for me.
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Um, marry the right guy,
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live on the right street…
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and also, ahem, there is this.
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♪ I'm gonna swing… ♪
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Oh, my God, you were on Chinese Idol?
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We call it Chinese Popstar.
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That's so cool.
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-♪ Chandelie-- ♪ [hits wrong note]
-[audience booing and shouting]
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[buzzer sounds]
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I choked in front of billions of people.
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Not millions, billions.
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Ugh.
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[sighing] And when they found out
who my father was,
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I became a meme.
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-[zipper zips]
-Oh, boy.
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I was so mortified,
I had to get out of China ASAP.
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And so I gave up, and I came here
and went to business school
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like my dad wanted me to.
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And I failed at that too.
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[scoffs] Well, of course you did.
You're a singer.
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Was a singer.
I had my shot, and I blew it.
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No, you get more than one shot, Mindy.
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In China, you only get one kid.
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You need to get back out there.
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Just find a stage
and get your groove back.
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[laughing] You're so cute.
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But, you know,
the wonderful thing about Paris
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is that nobody judges you
for doing nothing.
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It's practically an art form here.
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You know what?
We actually have a name for it.
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Um, they call us "flâneurs."
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You're not a flâneur. You're in hiding.
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And what more fabulous place to hide?
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[energetic accordion music plays]
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Hey.
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-You said we had to wear all black.
-Mm, I said you had to.
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You'll blend in perfectly
at Pierre Cadault's couture house.
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However,
I have no interest in blending in.
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Emily, I've been dreaming of meeting
Pierre Cadault since I was 12
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and stole issues of French Vogue
from my mum's beauty salon.
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He's a legend.
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Oh, I know, Julien. I did my homework.
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I know all about his feud with Valentino,
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his affair with Elton John,
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and his pet iguana, Evangelista,
that apparently won't die.
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Actually, the iguana has died five times.
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They just replaced it
and called it by the same name.
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-No!
-Yes.
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[Emily gasps] Oh! Hey, Sylvie, um…
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did you see my e-mails
about social strategy?
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Pierre Cadault detests social media,
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but his manager knows
he needs it to compete.
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If we get the account,
that's something to discuss in the future.
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So today, just observe, admire,
and try to disappear, hmm?
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Won't be a problem. I wore all black.
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That's not black. That's off-black.
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-[upbeat instrumental music plays]
-[Emily scoffs]
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Since the 1800s,
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only design houses
chosen by the French Federation of Fashion
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may refer to their work
as "haute couture."
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Pierre Cadault is one of them, of course.
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Uh, Monsieur Cadault
does not chase trends.
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He's… He's an artist.
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Even now, he's offered his talents
to design costumes
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for the new ballet
this week at the Paris Opera.
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Oh! Ah! Sublime !
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[gasps]
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[panting] Il… Il arrive !
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Hold my hand. Okay, let it go.
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[sighs] Dominique,
I wish you wouldn't show the costumes.
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They're not ready!
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Oh, Pierre. Oh là là !
They are more than ready.
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They elevate ballet.
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The team here from Savoir
was just saying so, n'est-ce pas ?
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Oh, yes.
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[in French] The Instagrammers.
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[in English] Oh, no, Monsieur Cadault.
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It's the honor of my career to be here.
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Of my life.
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[Pierre] Hmm.
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[sighs]
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And you?
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Uh…
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Um… [hesitates]
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Beyond honored. [chuckles]
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I… I mean,
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uh, I've always…
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um, admired your work.
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And being here,
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it's just fabulous.
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"Fabulous"?
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[clicks tongue] You… Your…
Your couture is… is a confection.
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I could eat your clothes! [chuckles]
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-[Pierre breathing shakily]
-[tense music plays]
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[grunts] Ringarde.
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Ooh! Ah!
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[Dominique] Oh, Pierre! Pierre!
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[Sylvie gasps]
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-[scoffs]
-Wait! What happened, guys?
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What does "ringarde" mean?
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It means "basic."
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He called you a basic bitch.
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What? Because of my bag charm?
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[grunts]
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["Bien que Paris sois gris" playing]
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[cell phone chimes]
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[chatting inaudibly]
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Do you think he's her son or her lover?
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Oh, um, I… I was just…
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watching to see if the Caesar salad
is really worth 20 euros.
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She's forceful.
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Bit controlling.
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Like a mother.
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And now she's feeding him…
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like…
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a lover.
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Oh, God, I hope.
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[both laugh]
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Loser buys the next bottle of wine.
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You're so sure you're right?
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I'm a professor of semiotics. It's, uh--
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-Study of symbols.
-[man] Hmm.
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I have a master's in communication.
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Then you know it's my job
to read such things.
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Signs,
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people.
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Thomas.
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Emily.
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So, how are we gonna know
who wins this little wager?
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I guess we have to sit here
until they reveal themselves.
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What are you drinking?
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And then, for the rest of the day,
no one would talk to me at work.
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Well, for one thing,
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it's a bit ringard
to call someone ringarde.
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Right? I'm not saying I'm cool…
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You're sitting
at the coolest café in all of Paris.
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At least, historically.
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Really?
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This was the home of Jean-Paul Sartre
and Simone de Beauvoir.
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Everybody in Paris flocked to see them.
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I read Second Sex in college.
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Most of it.
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But did you know that,
for the longest time,
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the café across the street,
Les Deux Magots, was the cool place?
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Hemingway and Picasso,
they used to drink there.
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And what happened?
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Sartre and de Beauvoir
decided it was too bourgeois,
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and they fled to the Café de Flore
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'cause it was empty, and suddenly…
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Café de Flore was the cool place.
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When two things are next to each other,
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we're… forced to compare them.
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Café de Flore et Deux Magots.
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Or "ringarde" and "cool."
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-[sighs] You are not ringarde.
-[Emily chuckles]
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Wait! What?
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Who's that third guy?
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[laughs]
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Now we're never gonna know
who won the bet.
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I don't care about the bet.
I just wanted to keep talking to you.
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[chuckles softly] Well…
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we could talk someplace else.
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Someplace cooler?
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[chuckles softly]
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["Girls Pop" playing]
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[both moan]
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-[Emily sighs]
-[dress unzips]
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[Emily chuckling]
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[sighs]
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Oh… okay.
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Yeah.
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[Emily] Oh, my God!
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[birds chirping]
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All your books are in French.
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And good morning to you.
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And they're not my books.
They came with the apartment.
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[takes a deep breath] I have a rule.
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If I go home with a girl,
and she doesn't have her own books,
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I cannot make love to her.
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I have my own books.
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They cost too much to ship from Chicago,
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so I download them on my iPad.
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Then, show me your iPad.
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Why?
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So I can make love to you again
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with a clear conscience.
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[Emily chuckles]
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Are you sure
you don't wanna use my shower?
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-I don't want to wash you off yet.
-[chuckles]
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Please tell me
we'll see each other again tonight.
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Oh! Okay, sure.
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[chuckles softly]
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[sighs]
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-Bonjour !
-[Emily chuckles]
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Who is he?
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A professor I met last night. I've…
I've never done anything like that.
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For all I know,
he could have been a murderer.
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Hmm. I thought I heard
a couple of petites morts, so…
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A couple of what?
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Um, little death.
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It means "an orgasm."
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[clicks tongue] And it sounds like
you died at least twice last night.
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-[laughs]
-Oh, my God, I'm petit mortified.
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Oh, "little deaths"?
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Why do you call it that?
It sounds so morbid.
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No, it's not. It's like, um…
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it's so intense that you die,
and then you are reborn as a new person.
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[Emily] Hmm.
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[energetic instrumental music plays]
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[Emily sighs]
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Well, if it isn't la belle ringarde.
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-Ugh. Could you not?
-I said "belle."
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Okay, "ringarde," I cannot deny.
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Look, I'm not basic.
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In fact, I went home
with a philosophy professor last night.
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That's worse than basic. It's boring.
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It was not boring.
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He quoted Rimbaud to me, and it was hot.
254
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The only thing my ex ever quoted
was Game of Thrones recaps.
255
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,465
[chuckles] America,
it sounds like a prison.
256
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,523
Anyway, I guess this poetry man
explains why you're late for once.
257
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,228
No. Sylvie e-mailed me
that I didn't have to be in until 11:00.
258
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,400
[tense music plays]
259
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,938
-What meeting's happening in there?
-[inhales] For the Fourtier account.
260
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,193
The watch account?
261
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,275
I'm leading social. Did Sylvie tell you
why they're meeting without me?
262
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,451
Definitely not. However,
I'm feeling uncomfortable right now,
263
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,661
so I'm leaving.
264
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,202
-[lively instrumental music plays]
-[Emily scoffs]
265
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,289
[group speaking French]
266
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,751
Is there a reason I wasn't invited
to the Fourtier meeting this morning?
267
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,416
Last week, you told me to prepare a deck.
268
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,174
Luc, can you please tell Emily
269
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,716
she's not leading social media
for Fourtier anymore.
270
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,800
She's on a luxury brand quarantine.
271
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,553
Okay, I will tell her.
272
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,177
I'm right here.
Is this about Pierre Cadault?
273
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,675
And tell her, also,
274
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,017
I don't need to hear her moaning
around the office all day.
275
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,022
-She can go.
-Yes, I will tell her.
276
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,774
I didn't do anything wrong.
277
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,436
Oh, well, make sure she knows
what a quarantine is.
278
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:59,195
-Sure.
-It means the same thing in English!
279
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,108
[Luc grunts]
280
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,566
It was one client, and we knew
Pierre Cadault was a long shot.
281
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,656
[whispers] Yes,
but he was Sylvie's long shot.
282
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,619
She's talked about signing him
as long as I've been at Savoir.
283
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:10,873
[sighs] Well, do you think there's any way
to see Pierre again and explain?
284
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,166
And what would you say?
285
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,665
Go ahead. Pretend I am Pierre.
286
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,959
[clears throat] Monsieur Cadault,
please allow me--
287
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,588
Ringarde !
288
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,474
[upbeat instrumental music plays]
289
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,024
[Sybil and Laurent shouting]
290
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,476
I can't believe I got demoted
because of an accessory.
291
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,190
At least you have
a hot new male accessory.
292
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,571
-[chuckles] How's that going?
-Crazy.
293
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,109
-Like, three petits morts in one night.
-[Mindy] Aw!
294
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,244
You learned a gross new phrase.
295
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,161
I did.
296
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,486
He refused to shower afterwards
297
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,414
because he wanted a reminder on him.
298
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,329
-Is that weird?
-Sexy.
299
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:55,376
Although that's probably why the metro
smells like PBO during morning rush hour.
300
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,669
Public BO?
301
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:57,712
Pussy BO.
302
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,505
-[gasps] Mindy!
-What? Have you taken the metro?
303
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:01,879
-[laughs]
-[sighs]
304
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,046
Sorry.
305
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,093
I get très nasty when I'm exhausted,
306
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,257
and thanks to you, I was up all night.
307
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,216
Why me?
308
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,639
I went down a drunk rabbit hole
of googling jazz clubs in Paris.
309
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,442
I don't know.
310
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,110
I figured that if I was going to try
the singing thing again,
311
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,939
I might as well do it here,
where no one knows me.
312
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,948
I saw that there is an open audition
at Crazy Horse.
313
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,238
Well, that's not so crazy.
314
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,739
-I'm not going.
-Why not?
315
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,735
Because I still have Chinese Popstar PTSD.
316
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,498
That's… That's, like,
p for "post-traumatic," right?
317
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,331
Emily, yes.
318
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,666
Okay. Well, you just…
319
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,458
You need to get over it and sing.
320
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,255
Honestly, sometimes I don't think
I'll ever sing again.
321
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,132
What about for me?
322
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,930
Maybe-- I don't know. Not right now.
323
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,392
Why not right now?
No one's paying attention.
324
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,062
-You want me to sing right now?
-Yes.
325
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,811
-There are people.
-So? Just pick any song that you want.
326
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,104
I'm not gonna judge you.
327
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,439
-[Mindy] Hmm.
-I'm not judging.
328
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,982
[groans] Fine, okay.
329
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,855
-I can't look at you.
-All right.
330
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,032
-I'm gonna st-- Here, you take this.
-Oh, okay.
331
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,911
[Mindy] Gonna stand far away,
not look at you.
332
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,488
-Okay.
-[Mindy groans]
333
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,735
-Okay, what do you want me to sing?
-I don't know. Whatever you want.
334
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:18,792
♪ Quand il me prend dans ses bras ♪
335
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,377
♪ Il me parle l'a tout bas ♪
336
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:29,798
♪ Je vois la vie en rose ♪
337
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:35,728
♪ Il me dit des mots d'amour ♪
338
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,185
♪ Des mots de tous les jours ♪
339
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:45,319
♪ Et ça m' fait quelque chose ♪
340
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,071
[mouthing]
341
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:51,584
[Mindy] ♪ Il est entré dans mon coeur ♪
342
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,828
♪ Une part de bonheur ♪
343
00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:01,168
♪ Dont je connais la cause ♪
344
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,961
♪ C'est lui pour moi ♪
345
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,546
♪ Moi pour lui dans la vie ♪
346
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,682
♪ Il me l'a dit ♪
347
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,641
♪ L'a jure ♪
348
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:16,851
♪ Pour la vie ♪
349
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:21,774
♪ Give your heart and soul to me ♪
350
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:26,485
♪ And life will always be ♪
351
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,899
♪ La vie ♪
352
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:34,738
♪ En rose ♪
353
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,157
[crowd cheers]
354
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,366
[instrumental version
of "La vie en rose" playing]
355
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,076
[gasps] Okay, okay. Merci.
356
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,254
No one was paying any attention.
357
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,796
-Don't worry.
-[Mindy laughs]
358
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,256
[Emily] Bonsoir.
359
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,465
-[Thomas] Hmm.
-Oh! [chuckles]
360
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,426
A gift.
361
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,728
Delta of Venus.
362
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,139
It's very sexy.
363
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,647
Shall we go upstairs and read it,
or are you not letting me in?
364
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,941
If we go upstairs now,
we'll never make it to dinner.
365
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,565
Hmm. Better to have something
to look forward to, anyway.
366
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,032
[Gabriel and Camille chatting
and laughing]
367
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,572
-Hey.
-Oh.
368
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,736
-Hey, Emily.
-Hi. [chuckles]
369
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,785
[Camille] Mwah! Mwah!
370
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,583
Oh, introduce us to your friend.
371
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,623
Oh, uh, this is Thomas.
372
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,167
Thomas, this is my friend Camille
and… and her boyfriend, Gabriel.
373
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,552
Yes, we've heard you. We heard… of you.
374
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:31,839
Um, Gabriel is, uh, the chef
at a restaurant across the square.
375
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,215
Yeah, except tonight,
another chef is gonna cook for us
376
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,603
at a great little tapas place
in the tenth.
377
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,810
Yep. Oh! You should join us.
378
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,271
Oh, no,
we wouldn't wanna crash your dinner.
379
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,231
Please, it would totally be fun. Please.
380
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,859
-I love Spanish wine. Why not?
-Why not?
381
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,650
Yeah. Okay, great.
Um… it's a double date, then. [chuckles]
382
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,736
-Yay!
-Yay. [chuckles]
383
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,664
[chuckles] Great.
384
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,829
Um, it's this way.
385
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,239
-[Emily and Thomas chuckle]
-[accordion music playing]
386
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:02,208
[Emily] Oh, this area is so pretty.
What's it called?
387
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,419
[Gabriel] Canal Saint-Martin.
388
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,499
It used to be gritty and authentic.
389
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,504
It is a shame how popular it's gotten.
390
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,673
None of the charm it had before.
[clicks tongue]
391
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,756
I still like it.
392
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,300
Uh, it's Euro Disney
compared to what it was.
393
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,432
Did you both grow up in the city?
394
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,389
-No.
-Gabriel's from, um, Normandy.
395
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,394
I grew up on a farm in Brionne.
396
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,936
His whole family raised money
so he could attend cooking school here.
397
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,862
They are so proud of my guy.
398
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,191
Oh, I love that.
399
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,782
Well, the two of you
have something in common.
400
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,201
Neither from Paris.
401
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,238
[Emily chuckles]
402
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,454
[clears throat]
403
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,414
[indistinct chatter]
404
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,865
-[Gabriel] Cigarette, anyone?
-[Thomas] I'd love one, thanks.
405
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:49,285
[chuckles] I'm surprised.
All the chefs I know roll their own.
406
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,512
[chuckles] Well…
Well, now you know one who doesn't.
407
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,139
[Camille] Hmm.
408
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,298
Gabriel, you…
you picked a really great wine.
409
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,757
Oh, thank you.
It's a small organic producer from Rioja.
410
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,768
Gabriel knows his wine inside and out.
411
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,021
Except for champagne.
That is Camille's specialty.
412
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,863
Oh, only because of where I grew up.
413
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,438
My family has a little château
in Champagne.
414
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,324
-It's called Domaine de Lalisse.
-Hmm. Domaine de Lalisse?
415
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,992
-[Camille] Mm.
-I've never heard of it.
416
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,950
[Camille] Well, it's, um, small.
417
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,197
But we don't have to talk about that.
That's so boring.
418
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,204
Yeah, I agree.
419
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,205
So dull, talking about wine.
It's like conversation about the weather.
420
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,749
Far more interesting to drink it. No?
421
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,253
[chuckles]
422
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,711
-Bien sûr.
-[Camille chuckles]
423
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,217
-I don't think Gabriel likes me.
-[door closes]
424
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,007
[sighs] What makes you say that?
425
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,677
I could just tell
that he's jealous that I'm with you.
426
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,020
[chuckles softly]
I don't think that's true.
427
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,527
[moans] Who can blame him?
428
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,783
-[both chuckle]
-[Thomas sighs]
429
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,036
We just have to try to be quieter tonight.
430
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,748
Sure. Whatever you say.
431
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,121
[moans softly]
432
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,625
[Thomas and Emily moaning
and panting overhead]
433
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,343
-[Emily] Oh! Mm-hmm!
-[Camille snickers]
434
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,802
-[mattress springs squeaking overhead]
-[moaning grows louder]
435
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,264
-[gentle guitar music plays]
-[Camille chuckles]
436
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,596
[moaning and panting continues]
437
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,244
[energetic rock music playing]
438
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,163
SWAN LAKE
439
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,115
COSTUME DESIGN: PIERRE CADAULT
440
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,714
[Sylvie sighs]
441
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:57,553
Hey, girl!
442
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,721
Sorry. Won't do that again.
443
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,180
I have something for you.
Well, two things, actually.
444
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,051
I thought that you and I,
or you and whoever,
445
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:07,177
could go to opening night of the ballet
for another shot at Pierre Cadault.
446
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:14,937
Don't mention his name to me ever again.
447
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,363
That was a box!
448
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,356
-[sighs]
-What are you doing?
449
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,284
I don't know yet,
but I didn't come to France to be demoted.
450
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,124
After tonight, you may be deported.
451
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,285
-[Emily sighs]
-[gentle guitar music plays]
452
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:29,792
[Emily] Hmm.
453
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,641
-Emily, hi.
-[chuckles]
454
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,135
Where are you off to, so dressed up?
455
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,396
Oh, I… I have tickets to the ballet.
456
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,058
Oh, with, uh, Thomas, I presume.
457
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,112
-Yes.
-[Gabriel] Hmm.
458
00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:01,028
I see. Well… enjoy.
459
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,358
What is it?
460
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,697
I didn't say anything.
Sounds like an interesting evening.
461
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,163
Do you have a problem with him?
462
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:11,713
[scoffs] I'm sorry,
but I think he's a snob.
463
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,709
An asshole
masquerading as an intellectual.
464
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,751
I know his type.
465
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,211
Maybe… Maybe you can't tell
since you're not from Paris--
466
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,626
You're not from Paris either.
467
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,427
Sorry, I…
468
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,089
-That's not how I meant it.
-[Gabriel] Fine.
469
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,508
I just think you're wasting your time
on a guy who doesn't deserve you.
470
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,145
[Emily sighs]
471
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,324
["Je ne te quitte pas" playing]
472
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,918
-[excited chatter]
-Emily.
473
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,497
-["Swan Theme" playing]
-You look beautiful in that dress.
474
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,130
[kisses] But not as beautiful
as you look without it.
475
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,300
Well,
you're looking pretty handsome yourself.
476
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,303
There's just one problem here.
477
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,018
Did you know
they were performing Swan Lake tonight?
478
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,179
Is this a joke?
479
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,476
What?
480
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,979
Well, the last time I was here,
it was for Boléro, a masterpiece.
481
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,653
Uh, Swan Lake is for tourists.
482
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,780
Or is it on the cusp of being cool again,
like Café Deux Magots?
483
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,570
Hmm. Clever,
trying to use my argument against me,
484
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,485
but evidently,
you missed the point of what I was saying.
485
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,454
Okay. Well,
I would like to find Pierre Caudault
486
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,036
and try to talk to him,
so maybe you can endure it until then.
487
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,672
You're here to ambush Pierre Cadault?
So now we have a bad ballet
488
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,790
and an awkward encounter
489
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,206
with an overrated designer
to look forward to?
490
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,928
-Oh, my God, you are a snob. [scoffs]
-Uh… excuse me?
491
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:49,508
You really just don't like
to like anything, do you?
492
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:53,433
"Snob,"
the last refuge of the simpleminded.
493
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,015
"Simpleminded"?
494
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,976
Uh, simple but beautiful.
495
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:02,022
How about you go
and I'll meet you afterwards
496
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,187
and I'll treat you to some amazing sex?
497
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,186
I think we'd both like that better.
498
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,867
Thomas, since you're a professor of signs,
499
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,698
I'm sure you won't have any trouble
recognizing this one.
500
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,374
That's more of a gesture.
501
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,212
[Act III, "No.19: Variation 5" playing]
502
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:41,810
Monsieur Cadault.
503
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:45,232
[sighs] Do I know you?
504
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:49,907
[chuckles] It's the ringarde
from the marketing firm the other day.
505
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,158
-Emily from Savoir.
-["Dance of the Cygnets" playing]
506
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,660
Excusez-moi, mademoiselle.
It's a private box.
507
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,543
I… I just came here
to apologize for the other day,
508
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,291
for offending you, and…
and to let you know that…
509
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,076
you're right.
510
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,788
I am a basic bitch with a bag charm.
511
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,916
In fact, do… do you wanna know
why I got that bag charm?
512
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,224
Because my friends
and I were obsessed with Gossip Girl.
513
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:17,892
We all wanted to be Serena van der Woodsen
in her gorgeous, crazy-expensive couture.
514
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,187
But the only thing we could afford
from any of those designers
515
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:25,069
was a clip-on bag charm
from a outlet mall in Winnetka.
516
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,938
[chuckles] So… yeah.
517
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,951
I guess that made us pretty ringarde.
518
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,909
Mm-hmm. I'm calling security.
519
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,159
You think ringardes
don't respect designers.
520
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,659
We worship designers so much
521
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,955
that we spend all we've saved
on a dumb accessory
522
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,461
just to feel
like we're somehow on your runway.
523
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,670
You may mock us…
524
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,298
but the truth is…
525
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,052
[chuckles] …you need us.
526
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:56,676
Without basic bitches like me,
you wouldn't be fashionable.
527
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,428
[sighs] I can't believe it was Dan.
528
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:03,845
-What?
-Gossip Girl.
529
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,227
We watched the entire series
to find out…
530
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,362
it's Dan.
531
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,401
-[chuckles]
-[usher] Mademoiselle, sorry.
532
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:12,145
This box is only for VIP guests.
533
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,662
It's fine. I don't belong here anyway.
534
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,116
[music swells, fades]
535
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,499
[lively rock music plays]
536
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,299
You did go
to the ballet last night, didn't you?
537
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,059
I, uh…
538
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,889
I just got a call
from Pierre Cadault's office.
539
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:45,059
-I'm so sorry.
-He wants to meet.
540
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,436
He insisted Gossip Girl be there.
541
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,533
I can only assume that's you. [chuckles]
542
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:54,529
-Oh. Well, that's… that's good, right?
-[Sylvie] Mm.
543
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,985
I don't know how it happened.
I don't want to know.
544
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,491
But I need you to be…
545
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,544
[sighs, clicks tongue] …less.
546
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:06,365
How about you do you,
and I'll do me? [chuckles]
547
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,128
And how about a one-way ticket
back to Chicago?
548
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,666
-["Espiègle" playing]
-Less. Got it.
549
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,585
A lot less.
550
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:18,505
[mouthing silently]
551
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,610
[music swells]
552
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,613
[theme music playing]